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Sweden The left is always telling us what a paradise Sweden is, and how we need to be more like them. Well, here's a longish thread that casts some doubt on how much truth there is behind that. Frankly, what's described here is terrifying, a nation of people who aren't individuals at all, but faceless cogs for the state to manipulate (wait, now I'm starting to see why the left likes Sweden). The thread ends by noting that Swedish is the only language that has a word that means “to cry while masturbating” - Gatrunka.
In honour of Greta Thunberg’s odyssey across the Atlantic, I would like to present some notes taken from 2015 when I spent some time in Sweden and concluded it was hell on Earth.
— Mencius Moldbugman (@moldbugman) August 30, 2019
(Not claiming to be an expert on Sweden if there are any errors. These were just my observations)
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Look, I'll be the first to admit that my generation (coming of age in the 80s) hit the sweet spot for the sexual revolution – sexually active and free, but we had been raised by an earlier generation that still taught us traditional values. The Reagan Renaissance was reinforcing those values. We all had a lot of sex, but we also respected our partners and most of us still had an eye towards a spouse, a house and 2.4 vine-covered kids in the suburbs (yes, I'm generalizing massively here). Seems that we dropped the ball with our own kids, failing to pass on the traditional values and leaving them with just the “have lots of guilt-free sex” part, and that generation is producing kids that are totally lost, emptied out not just by meaningless sex, but also by a society that not only doesn't foster traditional values, it actively condemns them and pushes the opposite as a good thing. We're all hanging by our undies from Chesterton's Fence.
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And I would totally order a McLobster. Why? Like climbing a mountain, because it was there.
Why The Left Is Wrong (Latest In A Neverending Series) The Statue of Liberty poem means the exact opposite of what immigrant welfare advocates think This probably should have been under No Shit, Sherlock. Tonight's ONT brought to you by knife Monopoly:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 06, 2019 09:49 PM (w7U7L)
g'evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 06, 2019 09:50 PM (P1SZ/)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 06, 2019 09:50 PM (dHE7W)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 06, 2019 09:50 PM (w7U7L)
Posted by: Not Just Asking Questions at September 06, 2019 09:50 PM (fOqG5)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2019 09:51 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: wing at September 06, 2019 09:52 PM (JFzNN)
Speaking of knives, if you're ever called into your boss's office, and he's in there sharpening knives? That's a bad sign...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 06, 2019 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 06, 2019 09:53 PM (7WaWV)
The other day I watched a true crime show about some theater arts boy who killed his best friend (female) just to see what it was like.
As Leopold and Loeb discovered nearly a century earlier, just because someone is a sociopath, it doesn't follow that one is a criminal genius. At trial, he looked at the victim's friends and family straight in the eye and told them he wasn't the murderer. But on the police video of his first police interrogation, he told the cops his friend was "raped and murdered" before the autopsy was even completed. This was even before all the DNA evidence was found on the ropes and duct tape that he threw out.
Posted by: Pete in TX at September 06, 2019 09:54 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 06, 2019 09:54 PM (w7U7L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2019 09:54 PM (+AH9W)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Not necessarily if you work in a slaughterhouse.
Just say'n.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2019 09:54 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 09:55 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 09:55 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 06, 2019 09:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Depends: Is he honing a filet knife in preparation for a weekend fishing trip, or is it all menacing, like what Mr. Limehouse does when entertaining guests?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 06, 2019 09:55 PM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 09:55 PM (kQs4Y)
I thought LBJ had the market cornered on that but the old marxist FDR did it first......
The things I learn here.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 06, 2019 09:55 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Especially if your boss is Gordon Ramsay.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 06, 2019 09:56 PM (N0K3k)
Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2019 09:56 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 06, 2019 09:56 PM (uDh3k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2019 09:54 PM (+AH9W)
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Tropical?
OR GREENLAND?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 09:57 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 06, 2019 09:57 PM (uDh3k)
That's where I'm the only one with a Knife, and you will never pass fucking GO again, you rich asshole.
You can go directly to jail, and only to jail, and not pass go.
But otherwise?
Posted by: Don Q at September 06, 2019 09:57 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2019 09:57 PM (+AH9W)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2019 09:58 PM (aKsyK)
*sigh*
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 09:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Blutarski at September 06, 2019 09:58 PM (VNfwt)
Fucking laundry rooms.
This is what No Choices looks like.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 09:58 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2019 09:57 PM (+AH9W)
Greenland has a whole shark named after it.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 09:58 PM (t+qrx)
If you're called to the boss's office and he's in there it's a bad sign.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2019 09:59 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 09:59 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2019 09:
Assuming fiber lasers with batteries, fine for a while.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 06, 2019 09:59 PM (uDh3k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2019 09:57 PM (+AH9W)
they can fire longer, because the cold water of the arctic cools the lens.
Posted by: Don Q at September 06, 2019 09:59 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 06, 2019 09:59 PM (N0K3k)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:00 PM (kQs4Y)
I shared it to Facebook. Probably get more Hell points for that.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 06, 2019 10:00 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve
________
What if instead of sharpening knives, the guy who calls you into his office is Matt Lauer?
Posted by: FireHorse at September 06, 2019 10:00 PM (jh17W)
Sad, but timing really is everything!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:00 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Zod at September 06, 2019 10:01 PM (hgpSN)
He's also got, for his background, the photo of the Hello Games crew when No Man's Sky went 'gold'. Hello Games will never live down that photo. Perhaps they should have finished the game before celebrating it... ?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 06, 2019 10:01 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: davidt at September 06, 2019 10:01 PM (bUgif)
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 06, 2019 10:01 PM (l/6vt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2019 10:01 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 06, 2019 10:00 PM (myjNJ)
Then you can upgrade to business class.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 10:01 PM (t+qrx)
Sad, but timing really is everything!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:00 PM (BiNEL)
Apparently so. Then again, I was so sheltered, controlled and repressed it wouldn't have made a difference.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 09:57 PM (kQs4Y)
GREENLAND!
Think of the Moron Compound you could set up!
Posted by: April at September 06, 2019 10:02 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2019 10:02 PM (+AH9W)
something just went poof
Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 06, 2019 10:02 PM (P1SZ/)
Posted by: qdpsteve
It is very bad if the dagger on the desk is pointed to you.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 06, 2019 10:02 PM (WQMJ4)
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 10:02 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2019 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 06, 2019 10:03 PM (l/6vt)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 06, 2019 10:03 PM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 06, 2019 10:03 PM (uDh3k)
Posted by: Infidel at September 06, 2019 10:03 PM (BLFnH)
Posted by: Harvey Wallbanger at September 06, 2019 10:03 PM (eg0DE)
Posted by: kallisto at September 06, 2019 10:03 PM (xF3iA)
Posted by: April at September 06, 2019 10:04 PM (OX9vb)
Hmm, whattayouno, links work better if you actually remember to include the link. Also whattayouno, the ONT works better if you don't put it back into draft after fixing said links.
Posted by: Weirddave at September 06, 2019 10:04 PM (AibNI)
it was there...then it was GONE!
Posted by: Commodore Matt Decker at September 06, 2019 10:04 PM (P1SZ/)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 06, 2019 10:04 PM (f9A2A)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2019 10:05 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2019 10:05 PM (+AH9W)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 06, 2019 10:03 PM (uDh3k)
No, that was me. Sorry, I'll just... I'll just stick this comment over here. That's probably where that one went. Wait, no. No, that one was... is that even from this thread?
Oh, no. Oh, this is a disaster. I'm so sorry.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 10:05 PM (t+qrx)
I had to sniff glue I (my parents) paid for.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:06 PM (kQs4Y)
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FDR had been pushing a more aggressive stance toward the Axis for a while (Lend-Lease wasn't exactly neutral, nor were the Flying Tigers). But the interest just wasn't there at the time in the nation as a whole. There was a lot of wide-spread isolationism, and a view that what happened in Eurasia wouldn't spill over to the Western Hemisphere.
Roosevelt apparently didn't like Hitler, and even the Molotov-Ribbontrop Pact didn't change that.
Posted by: junior at September 06, 2019 10:06 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
There is no blog.
Posted by: Neo at September 06, 2019 10:06 PM (N0K3k)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 06, 2019 10:06 PM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2019 10:07 PM (+AH9W)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:07 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 06, 2019 10:07 PM (0OJ+W)
I have stuff ready to send you for your MoMe
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 06, 2019 10:07 PM (uDh3k)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:02 PM (NWiLs)
My brother!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:08 PM (BiNEL)
I want to reach out and grab the speaker by the neck and choke her until dead. It's irrational, but, I can't help it.
Posted by: Pete Polarek at September 06, 2019 10:08 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2019 10:08 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 06, 2019 10:04 PM (f9A2A)
If there was a way to crawl into a good dream and stay there the rest of one's days, that would be tempting.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:08 PM (NWiLs)
Good luck on that Mega Millions, Eris. I'm packing my bags for GREENLAND.
Posted by: April at September 06, 2019 10:09 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: buzzion at September 06, 2019 10:09 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2019 10:10 PM (+AH9W)
But, Sedona Arizona. No difference other than location. Fucking hippies. Worse. Hippies with lots of money.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 06, 2019 10:10 PM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:02 PM (NWiLs)
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Well, you're an adult now, so have the adolescence you've always dreamed of!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:10 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 06, 2019 10:07 PM (uDh3k)
I have heard this may be the case. AltonJackson and I are racking our brains for stuff to send out, because all of our stuff so far has either come from far abroad or else is tagged with 'MIMoMe'.
Speaking of, did I send you any patches?
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 10:10 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: April at September 06, 2019 10:09 PM (OX9vb)
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It'll be Vegas Nord!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:10 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:06 PM (kQs4Y)
You had glue to sniff, luxury...
And I am not following up on his!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:10 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: ALH at September 06, 2019 10:11 PM (GaOgf)
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 10:10 PM (t+qrx)
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No patches on premises!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:11 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:02 PM (NWiLs)
My brother!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:08 PM (BiNEL)
You too, huh? I wasted and missed out on a lot of life because of it. I don't think I'll ever not be angry about that.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs)
I know the guy behind the most expensive 7-Eleven ever. No Shit.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 06, 2019 10:11 PM (ijEPD)
"Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite!"
Had me chuckling, that one did.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 06, 2019 10:12 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2019 10:12 PM (+AH9W)
It's a good song. But still.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 10:12 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:10 PM (kQs4Y)
Hahahahahaha! That's so funny!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Oddly enough, communism was less destructive than western liberalism. Russia is still Russian, Poland is still Polish, Estonia is still Estonian. Is England still English?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 06, 2019 10:12 PM (N0K3k)
Speaking of, did I send you any patches?
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 10:10
Yes you did, thanks.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 06, 2019 10:12 PM (uDh3k)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
________
Europe, 9/12/01: "If there's anything we can do . . ."
America: "OK. Help us get the bastards that did it?"
Europe: "Yyyyyyeah, OK."
America: "And some other terrorist scumbags, while we're at it."
Europe: "With the Milosevic trial and Eurovision, we're kind of busy."
America: "
Posted by: FireHorse at September 06, 2019 10:12 PM (jh17W)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:11 PM (kQs4Y)
Wednesdays! Only Wednesdays.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 10:13 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2019 10:08 PM (Wx/+I)
What you talking about Willis?
Posted by: Zombie Pete Seeger at September 06, 2019 10:13 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:08 PM (NWiLs)
You're better days are ahead of you, you've earned it,
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 06, 2019 10:13 PM (f9A2A)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:13 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:13 PM (kQs4Y)
Now we just need a pack of lushes to make the tropical paradise their home.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 10:14 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:13 PM (kQs4Y)
Now we just need a pack of lushes to make the tropical paradise their home.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 10:14 PM (t+qrx)
Hell, that's easy.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:15 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs)
I console myself by thinking it could have been far worse...
well, at least worse!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:15 PM (BiNEL)
Funny thing is, were I to find myself single (Lord let that never happen), I would be just as awkward and weird. Was never a lady's man. I still marvel that I found the woman I did.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 06, 2019 10:16 PM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe
You called?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 06, 2019 10:16 PM (N0K3k)
Esp appreciate the Statue of Liberty item - I'd always wondered.
Shabbat shalom!
Posted by: ibguy at September 06, 2019 10:16 PM (EHVbt)
https://tinyurl.com/y5tz4qyz
https://tinyurl.com/yywnw4ds
https://tinyurl.com/y268nk28
https://tinyurl.com/y5q5ob6o
https://tinyurl.com/y3kq8mmx
Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2019 10:16 PM (qAR6u)
"It has been [6] days since the last time BTH listened to the whole Violator CD"
... not that I'm, like, gay or nothin'; it's just that I think Depeche Mode was a really sweet band
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 06, 2019 10:16 PM (ykYG2)
I want to reach out and grab the speaker by the neck and choke her until dead. It's irrational, but, I can't help it.
Posted by: Pete Polarek
Agreed. The other one that drives me up the wall is "start a dialogue." I want to cut a bitch.
Posted by: Infidel at September 06, 2019 10:16 PM (BLFnH)
Posted by: trapper's girl at September 06, 2019 10:16 PM (D/0nv)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 06, 2019 10:16 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Zombie Pete Seeger
That there is no damnatio memoriae against you is a sign of the suicidal weakness of this country.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2019 10:17 PM (Wx/+I)
Policy of Truth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIWT8enKI4I
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:18 PM (kQs4Y)
https://tinyurl.com/y65uk4v5
https://tinyurl.com/y43jg78c
https://tinyurl.com/y6xundtx
https://tinyurl.com/yyg3b2zz
https://tinyurl.com/yxld2rv7
Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2019 10:18 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 06, 2019 10:18 PM (amw5z)
give back what? Being a long-time taxpayer someone should be giving back to me for once.
fucking hate that phrase.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 06, 2019 10:19 PM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 06, 2019 10:19 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 06, 2019 10:20 PM (amw5z)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 06, 2019 10:20 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2019 10:21 PM (+AH9W)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 06, 2019 10:21 PM (f9A2A)
Funny thing is, were I to find myself single (Lord let that never happen), I would be just as awkward and weird. Was never a lady's man. I still marvel that I found the woman I did.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 06, 2019 10:16 PM (0OJ+W)
I was taught to simultaneously pedestalize and be terrified of women, so I was pretty much hosed there too. I had a really really really fucked up upbringing.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:21 PM (NWiLs)
give back what? Being a long-time taxpayer someone should be giving back to me for once.
fucking hate that phrase.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Exactly. Another one - the "underserved". AYFKM?
Those folks get more shit served up to them gratis, and that they didn't earn than anyone else.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2019 10:21 PM (Y4EXg)
Was never a lady's man. I still marvel that I found the woman I did.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish
I still marvel that the woman I found has put up with me for 25 years.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2019 10:21 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 06, 2019 10:21 PM (jh17W)
As far back as I think 1985, I was in a video production class at Long Beach City College, and another student was producing a program.
I don't know what the show was about, but they wanted to use this song that went...
Reach out and touch
somebody's hand
make this world a better place
if you can...
They must have played that song at least 30 times in just that *one* evening. By the end of that class I never wanted to hear that song again, and still don't.
(And BTW, even then, there were some moron-friendlies around. I remember one woman produced a comedy sketch about the vapidness of people giving money to try and end hunger in Ethiopia.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 06, 2019 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)
https://under.no
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 10:21 PM (t+qrx)
I also hate:
Drill down
Touch Base
Boots on the Ground
Low-Hanging Fruit (I always LOL)
Coin of the Realm
Speaks To
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:22 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Infidel at September 06, 2019 10:22 PM (BLFnH)
give back what? Being a long-time taxpayer someone should be giving back to me for once.
fucking hate that phrase.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 06, 2019 10:19 PM (0OJ+W)
I'm with you on that. Especially "give back to the community." The "community" had done fuck-all for me, so what exactly am I supposed to give back?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 06, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Infidel at September 06, 2019 10:23 PM (BLFnH)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 06, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
If your day was even marginally productive it was more productive than mine.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 06, 2019 10:24 PM (ykYG2)
Touch Base
Boots on the Ground
Low-Hanging Fruit (I always LOL)
Coin of the Realm
Speaks To
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:22 PM (kQs4Y)
(in one's) wheelhouse
effort (v.)
...
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 10:24 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: No. 6. at September 06, 2019 10:24 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 06, 2019 10:24 PM (N0K3k)
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 10:13 PM (t+qrx)
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You beat me to it....
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 06, 2019 10:24 PM (dHE7W)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:24 PM (kQs4Y)
Drill down
Touch Base
Boots on the Ground
Low-Hanging Fruit (I always LOL)
Coin of the Realm
Speaks To
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage
________
Wow, that's a lot to unpack.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 06, 2019 10:24 PM (jh17W)
VAPING WILL KILL US ALL!
It's stunning how this kind of shit keeps happening, as if by magic.
I don't smoke. Don't vape. but I hate that these two personal habits are so ruthlessly targeted. And yet pot is super awesome.
I miss the days when me and my buddy could pool our change and by a pack of Marlboros from the machine at the bowling alley.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 06, 2019 10:24 PM (0OJ+W)
Of course this is the same country that only ended the forceable sterilization of "undesirables" in 1975.
It almost makes one wonder if they're trying to attone for something.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 06, 2019 10:25 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2019 10:25 PM (+AH9W)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:25 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:26 PM (NWiLs)
You see? Don't let's be beastly to the Left,
Let's be meek to them,
And turn the other cheek to them...etc, etc
Posted by: Boswell at September 06, 2019 10:26 PM (32YRo)
my school supplied paste. i loved arts & crafts.
except for the day the one kid stapled his finger.
Posted by: trapper's girl at September 06, 2019 10:26 PM (D/0nv)
Rejoice! Jesus loves you!
Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Posted by: Harvey Wallbanger at September 06, 2019 10:03 PM (eg0DE)
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in G*d we trust.
all others will sign a hand receipt.
well run Army supply rooms everywhere
(at least in my day)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 06, 2019 10:27 PM (rMz3V)
Posted by: Joe! at September 06, 2019 10:27 PM (ykYG2)
Drill down
Touch Base
Boots on the Ground
Low-Hanging Fruit (I always LOL)
Coin of the Realm
Speaks To
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Ugh - more business speak:
Road Map - * you mean a 'plan' you imbecile?*
Time line
Engage
Crisp up - *correcting some bs powerpoint slides*
Bring him on line
Silence is acceptance - *No it isn't you idiot!! I just don't want to call you an idiot on an open line.*
Business is doomed if they can't even describe in plain English what they want.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2019 10:27 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Trimegistus at September 06, 2019 10:27 PM (wBMpg)
It's a beautiful song.
But Norm Greenbaum's a Jew, and he just wanted a hit, and so he used a Christian theme for the song, because he perceived the moneymaking potential. He's been very straightforward about that.
So even though I like the song (it's hard not to), it always comes off as cynical and exploitative to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 06, 2019 10:27 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Off the reservation at September 06, 2019 10:27 PM (vWMNq)
to be more like them. Well, here's a longish thread that casts some
doubt on how much truth there is behind that."
Quite likely that Sweden may be the next South Africa type clusterfuck.
Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at September 06, 2019 10:27 PM (67XdO)
On a tip, I sought out AtC to get tips from her on bagging some low hanging fruit. Bad idea, she paid me in the coin of HER realm, introducing me to The Ravage.
This speaks to the bad idea of trusting in a meme on the ONT.
Nearly as bad a risk of clicking on one of Mis Hum's links. I still can't wrap my head around some of the shit he's posted over the years.
/lotsa snrk!
*ritual self denunciation*
*wraps poem on rice paper around Hershey bar... Munchikku!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 06, 2019 10:28 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Infidel at September 06, 2019 10:28 PM (BLFnH)
my school supplied paste. i loved arts crafts.
except for the day the one kid stapled his finger.
Posted by: trapper's girl at September 06, 2019 10:26 PM (D/0nv)
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you should have socked this as "Joe Biden"...
it's like i don't even know you people any more...
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 06, 2019 10:28 PM (rMz3V)
Time line
Engage
Crisp up - *correcting some bs powerpoint slides*
Bring him on line
Silence is acceptance - *No it isn't you idiot!! I just don't want to call you an idiot on an open line.*
Business is doomed if they can't even describe in plain English what they want.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2019 10:27 PM (Y4EXg)
Customer-facing
Interface
Robust
Best in class
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:28 PM (NWiLs)
all others will sign a hand receipt.
well run Army supply rooms everywhere
(at least in my day)
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Free Tibet!
(with purchase of one full price Tibet)
I think I actually got that here...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 06, 2019 10:28 PM (dHE7W)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:22 PM (NWiLs)
I recently ran the numbers on my expenses including taxes collected (essentially at gunpoint) by the Feds and VA. Considering the net I've put in to the system over the years, I feel I am still being systematically robbed!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:29 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at September 06, 2019 10:30 PM (nQNVp)
Posted by: Trimegistus at September 06, 2019 10:27 PM (wBMpg)
Santa Fe is just as bad.
Being a longtime denizen of the CO front Range, and being no stranger to this kind of thing, those two cities make me laugh. Ridiculous douchebaggery abounds.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 06, 2019 10:30 PM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 06, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
Hmmm, I dug a 48" x 36" x 28" whole to access the septic system to be sucked out next week, cleaned the pontoon, split some firewood, and then had a drink or two with the neighbor.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 06, 2019 10:30 PM (f9A2A)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeEChQ3bhKI
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 10:31 PM (t+qrx)
But Norm Greenbaum's a Jew, and he just wanted a hit, and so he used a Christian theme for the song, because he perceived the moneymaking potential. He's been very straightforward about that.
So even though I like the song (it's hard not to), it always comes off as cynical and exploitative to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 06, 2019 10:27 PM
Yeah. The line, "I'm not a sinner, I've never sinned..." doesn't sound very Christian to me!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 06, 2019 10:31 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Trimegistus at September 06, 2019 10:27 PM (wBMpg)
In my yute, the area was called Oak Creek Canyon and Sedona was just the town that happened to be there.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 06, 2019 10:31 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:29 PM (BiNEL)
That's because you are.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:32 PM (NWiLs)
If your day was even marginally productive it was more productive than mine.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs)
I got nothing accomplished today. I just couldn't get myself in gear. Ugh. I've already mapped out the next few days so it doesn't happen again.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 06, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 06, 2019 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Going back to Depeche, those guys did a whole album of "Songs Of Faith And Devotion". 'though it was overwrought at points.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 06, 2019 10:33 PM (ykYG2)
Best practices
Take ownership
Get Your Ducks in a Row (I will accept "Get All Your Shit in One Sock")
Long Tail
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:33 PM (kQs4Y)
I didn't see any vortexes while I was there.
Posted by: Trimegistus at September 06, 2019 10:33 PM (wBMpg)
If your day was even marginally productive it was more productive than mine.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs)
I got nothing accomplished today. I just couldn't get myself in gear. Ugh. I've already mapped out the next few days so it doesn't happen again.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 06, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)
Heh. I guess we're about even then.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:33 PM (NWiLs)
CDR Salamander (https://cdrsalamander.blogspot.com/)
Proactively "From the Sea"; an agent of change leveraging the littoral best practices for a paradigm breaking six-sigma best business case to synergize a consistent design in the global commons, rightsizing the core values supporting our mission statement via the 5-vector model through cultural diversity.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:33 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: chango butt at September 06, 2019 10:33 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Ladyl
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Not even one kidney harvested? For shame! LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2019 10:34 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:22 PM (NWiLs)
Yerch. I like the company I work for. But they are yuge on that phrase, and want us to Do Our Part, and encourage us to participate in charities, and make our charity some kind of virtue signal to show The Community that We Care.
I refuse to participate. My charity is private, between me and the Lord.
I hate that Lookit Me, Lookit Me. I Care! mindset.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 06, 2019 10:34 PM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: Off the reservation at September 06, 2019 10:34 PM (vWMNq)
Drill down
Touch Base
Boots on the Ground
Low-Hanging Fruit (I always LOL)
Coin of the Realm
Speaks To
Posted by: All Hail Eris
----
Ugh - more business speak:
Road Map - * you mean a 'plan' you imbecile?*
Time line
Engage
Crisp up - *correcting some bs powerpoint slides*
Bring him on line
Silence is acceptance - *No it isn't you idiot!! I just don't want to call you an idiot on an open line.*
Business is doomed if they can't even describe in plain English what they want.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2019 10:27 PM (Y4EXg)
This song should be quite triggering.
Weird Al - Mission Statement
https://youtu.be/GyV_UG60dD4
Posted by: buzzion at September 06, 2019 10:34 PM (Z7lwY)
The sign ordinance people there have made it where you can't tell a WalMart from a Waffle House.
Hard to find stuff until you know your way around.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 06, 2019 10:35 PM (pyXW1)
Posted by: Trimegistus at September 06, 2019 10:35 PM (wBMpg)
Not even one kidney harvested? For shame! LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2019 10:34 PM (Y4EXg)
I'm running out of inventory! Prices will be going up. Order yours now.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 06, 2019 10:35 PM (TdMsT)
But... not in a way that would, you know, make sense and stuff. No, they just want to keep Swedish men from marrying Thai women.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/8XsA_x31-LY/
It's sad. Just couple of decades ago, Swedish women were considered among the sexiest on the planet! And nowadays... their own countrymen don't even want them anymore. Because rampant feminism has made them ugly.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 06, 2019 10:36 PM (H3MF8)
(known for their fjords, capital is oslo)
Posted by: trapper's girl at September 06, 2019 10:36 PM (D/0nv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeEChQ3bhKI
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 10:31 PM (t+qrx)
Lol, second favorite ex IT guy.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 06, 2019 10:37 PM (f9A2A)
I had a DGAS day, even though it was beautiful outside. I went to one doctor's appointment and accomplished essentially nothing for the reminder of the day until I decided to clear some brush (so I could claim some minimal accomplishment) and found that there was a hornet's nest where I was working, and decided to call it a day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:38 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:29 PM (BiNEL)
I can't even think about the taxes I pay without getting hives.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 06, 2019 10:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:38 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: chango butt
How YOU Doing?
Posted by: Hillary at September 06, 2019 10:38 PM (BLFnH)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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CH - I would stick CDR Salamander's text into every Business Requirement Document I ever wrote. Had to be nearing a hundred or so over the years.
Never, not once, did anyone every ask me about that paragraph. Apparently, I was paid a googob of $$ to write hundred page docs that no one read carefully. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2019 10:39 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 06, 2019 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Quilp at September 06, 2019 10:39 PM (Bf3hj)
I love Skull-crusher Mountain.
He's got plenty of excellent non-spoof songs as well.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 06, 2019 10:39 PM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: Army guy. at September 06, 2019 10:40 PM (vjIFm)
You will be assigned a bitter, vengeful, feminist, ugly Swedish woman.
It's just part of making Sweden a Hell, particularly for white males who deserve it.
Posted by: Sweden! at September 06, 2019 10:40 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 06, 2019 10:40 PM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 06, 2019 10:40 PM (flINI)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:41 PM (kQs4Y)
I had a DGAS day, even though it was beautiful outside. I went to one doctor's appointment and accomplished essentially nothing for the reminder of the day until I decided to clear some brush (so I could claim some minimal accomplishment) and found that there was a hornet's nest where I was working, and decided to call it a day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:38 PM (BiNEL)
I played mediocre tennis in the morning, which put me in a bad mood. Then I watched the US Open and fell asleep on the couch in the middle of the day, breaking a very strict rule I have about that. Spent all evening on the phone.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 06, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
https://youtu.be/nMytPbqnTiQ
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 06, 2019 10:41 PM (N0K3k)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2019 10:39 PM (Y4EXg)
And yet, has the AoS combined horde applied for an NGO climate change grant, noooo!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:41 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: trapper's girl at September 06, 2019 10:36 PM (D/0nv)
It really looks neat, doesn't it? Like some kind of Bond villain lair, only a seafood restaurant.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 10:42 PM (t+qrx)
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
Posted by: Fritz at September 06, 2019 10:42 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: Army guy. at September 06, 2019 10:40 PM (vjIFm)
What is the spirit of the bayonet?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:42 PM (NWiLs)
I liked the one from a few years ago with the breaking bad guy and this one has some of the same cast. (No, not the ferris bueller / godzilla abomination. The later one.)
It looks like Sony is trying to set up a Godzilla - Titan cinema universe.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2019 10:43 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Infidel at September 06, 2019 10:28 PM (BLFnH)
eek! did the needle go through your finger?
i'll never forget the day i was feeding the horses and saw my boot step on a nail. tetanus shot, ftw.
i think i was about seven.
Posted by: trapper's girl at September 06, 2019 10:43 PM (D/0nv)
{{{Ladyl}}} still better than my day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:44 PM (BiNEL)
Can we put it on The Cloud?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:41 PM (kQs4Y)
This is the True Moron's cue to Farte Loudly, and proclaim "There's your Cloud!"
Claiming Funemployment might be problematic, but what a story to tell at the
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 06, 2019 10:44 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:45 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:42 PM (NWiLs)
The cold steel, sir.
They do not like it up 'em.
Posted by: LCPL Jones at September 06, 2019 10:45 PM (t+qrx)
I have not seen it myself. Supposedly the sequel, where he fights King Kong, is already completed and ready to go.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 06, 2019 10:45 PM (l9m7l)
{{{Ladyl}}} still better than my day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:44 PM (BiNEL)
Dear {{{Hrothgar!!!}}}
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 06, 2019 10:45 PM (TdMsT)
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Ha!
We'll see if I have the intestinal fortitude when the hour strikes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:45 PM (kQs4Y)
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
Posted by: Fritz at September 06, 2019 10:42 PM (kLDv+)
Well to be fair, they have given so selflessly of themselves over their years of service, it's just not reasonable to expect them to step up to every little crisis!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:46 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:45 PM (kQs4Y)
I still haven't recovered from reading that.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 06, 2019 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 06, 2019 10:47 PM (DjIXP)
{{{Ladyl}}} still better than my day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:44 PM (BiNEL)
Dear {{{Hrothgar!!!}}}
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 06, 2019 10:45 PM (TdMsT)
Awwwwww!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
They do not like it up 'em.
Posted by: LCPL Jones
Beat me to it
https://youtu.be/fhWlAKdlQp4
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 06, 2019 10:47 PM (N0K3k)
....
'Tis a shame.
I feel as the Horde to make a real difference in reducing sinusoidal repleneration.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 06, 2019 10:47 PM (pyXW1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:45 PM (kQs4Y)
True, but I have one roaming around my yard, so big I almost tripped over it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:48 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:45 PM (kQs4Y)
Definitely too beaucoup.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:48 PM (NWiLs)
True, but I have one roaming around my yard, so big I almost tripped over it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:48 PM (BiNEL)
No no no no no!!!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 06, 2019 10:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
Of all commenters, you should talk!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:48 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:48 PM (BiNEL)
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What's with all the megafauna lately?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:49 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Off the reservation at September 06, 2019 10:49 PM (vWMNq)
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Moab, UT used to be a sleepy little town. Not anymore. Madhouse. Sad. Californication, I suppose.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 06, 2019 10:50 PM (faqzI)
Two days for me. And not in a row, either!
Unfortunately, it wasn't for a fun reason. I had all my wisdom teeth removed Wednesday. Took Thursday off just in case I might feel too crappy to work. I ended up working Tuesday and Friday.
I do feel good now, and my sockets are healing up nicely.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 06, 2019 10:51 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
Of all commenters, you should talk!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:48 PM (BiNEL)
That's for darned sure!
There isn't even any pouncing!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 06, 2019 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
Of all commenters, you should talk!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:48 PM (BiNEL)
I have no idea what you mean.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:51 PM (NWiLs)
This last weekend, the DOT started smashing the bricks in preparation for adding an extra turn lane to the intersection.
Our government at work.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 06, 2019 10:51 PM (DjIXP)
😂🤣
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 10:52 PM (t+qrx)
That could be triggering to those who have actually put some of that shit together.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:49 PM
Glowball wormering?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 06, 2019 10:53 PM (7WaWV)
There are a couple 'public' K-5/6/8s around here in the kind of area where the PTA ask is near $10K/year. And they feed the high school my daughter's now at.
Hello checks to the Drama program, the Athletics program, etc.
Posted by: JEM at September 06, 2019 10:53 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 06, 2019 10:47 PM (pyXW1)
Yes, and here is the just frame of reference we could just as a jumping off point:
https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=2fjcJp_Nwvk
Spaces, yes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 10:53 PM (BiNEL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7pQEDg9WRY
Posted by: Off the reservation
I'm guessing Sophie Marceau.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 06, 2019 10:53 PM (N0K3k)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 06, 2019 10:53 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 06, 2019 10:53 PM (438dO)
eek! did the needle go through your finger?
Yes, my nails were long and I miss judged. Hurt like a mofo. Needless to say, had to re-thread the machine.
Posted by: Hillary at September 06, 2019 10:54 PM (BLFnH)
They do not like it up 'em.
Posted by: LCPL Jones
Beat me to it
https://youtu.be/fhWlAKdlQp4
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 06, 2019 10:47 PM (N0K3k)
Learned the cold steel with Gen'rl Kitchener in the Sudan, sir, fighting the fuzzy-wuzzies..
Posted by: LCPL Jones at September 06, 2019 10:54 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: BigZesty at September 06, 2019 10:54 PM (foXWw)
Asheville........me as well. Couldn't wait for the week to end.
Batchlorette for the weekend. Mr. WDS is on a motorcycle ride.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 06, 2019 10:54 PM (/UQ/R)
There are a couple 'public' K-5/6/8s around here in the kind of area where the PTA ask is near $10K/year. And they feed the high school my daughter's now at.
Hello checks to the Drama program, the Athletics program, etc.
Posted by: JEM at September 06, 2019 10:53 PM (8erNz)
Pretty much every school will nickel and dime the hell out of the parents.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 10:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 06, 2019 10:54 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 06, 2019 10:55 PM (H3MF8)
Particle board and deck screws are so offensive.
Posted by: JEM at September 06, 2019 10:55 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 06, 2019 10:55 PM (/UQ/R)
Asheville........me as well. Couldn't wait for the week to end.
Batchlorette for the weekend. Mr. WDS is on a motorcycle ride.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow
Woot, Is he heading this way?
Posted by: Hillary at September 06, 2019 10:55 PM (BLFnH)
Here is some Johnathan Coulton, particularly for the ladies:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3raoydn
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 06, 2019 10:56 PM (f9A2A)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 06, 2019 10:56 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Off the reservation at September 06, 2019 10:56 PM (vWMNq)
Diana Rigg was apparently a two-plus-pack-a-day smoker through her younger years, and I ain't kissing that.
Posted by: JEM at September 06, 2019 10:56 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 06, 2019 10:56 PM (PUmDY)
It might.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 06, 2019 10:56 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Pete in TX at September 06, 2019 10:58 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Miklos auf durtsch at September 06, 2019 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 06, 2019 11:00 PM (H3MF8)
Here is some Johnathan Coulton, particularly for the ladies:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3raoydn
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 06, 2019 10:56 PM (f9A2A)
Good night!
I was pretty sure I knew which JoCo that was going to be, was not disappointed.
*goes looking for guitar*
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 11:00 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 06, 2019 11:00 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 06, 2019 11:01 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 06, 2019 11:01 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Honest Miklos, used Trabants a specialty at September 06, 2019 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Off the reservation at September 06, 2019 11:02 PM (vWMNq)
So.
Posted by: hogmartin
also
Posted by: Miklos auf durtsch at September 06, 2019 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
dabei
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 11:02 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Miklos, Lawd at September 06, 2019 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 06, 2019 11:03 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 06, 2019 11:03 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Infidel at September 06, 2019 11:03 PM (BLFnH)
They have to. Mean Republicans hate schools.
Or something. It's never quite clear.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 06, 2019 11:04 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Infidel at September 06, 2019 11:04 PM (BLFnH)
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Spirit affirming austerity, my friend.
Posted by: Sven the Calvinist at September 06, 2019 11:04 PM (5aX2M)
I recently re-watched the first one and liked it even better the second time. It would probably be great with a good sound system, sounded really powerful on my cheapass computer speakers and woofer. I think because I watched it on Amazon they had an ad for the 2nd movie on my prime start page today and that's the only reason I knew about it.
I like the atmosphere of the first movie. You're a tiny speck in a bigger world than you imagined and oops, you're about to be squashed. From the sound to the special effects to the eerie music they do a good job of relaying that atmosphere.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2019 11:04 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at September 06, 2019 11:04 PM (w7KSn)
Not like I could ever forget.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 06, 2019 11:05 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 06, 2019 11:06 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Infidel at September 06, 2019 11:06 PM (BLFnH)
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register
Hoch Deutsch
Suddeutsch
Wir kallen the ganz thing offen
Posted by: Miklos, Imperial is not just a margarine at September 06, 2019 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Not like I could ever forget.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 06, 2019 11:05 PM (ykYG2)
No kidding. Made me feel funny in my pants.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 11:07 PM (NWiLs)
Her Majesty's recovery continues. The pain she has now is caused by having to learn to walk properly again, strengthening the muscles and stretching the ligaments that were weakened by years of compensating for her knee pain.
I drive her to physical therapy twice a week and always snarl at them, "Make her pay!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2019 11:07 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream
So, dumber than the french with firearms. Hmm.
Posted by: Infidel at September 06, 2019 11:07 PM (BLFnH)
Posted by: navybrat
The Virgin Queen?
Posted by: Miklos, liking Vasa crackers at September 06, 2019 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 06, 2019 11:08 PM (faqzI)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 06, 2019 11:08 PM (H3MF8)
There's a tongue in cheek horror story about an Ikea that's haunted, a portal to hell really, called "Horrorstör". I have it on my kindle but haven't got around to reading it yet.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2019 11:08 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 06, 2019 11:09 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Miklos, oh yeah at September 06, 2019 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)
The one with Perry Mason?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 06, 2019 11:09 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Infidel at September 06, 2019 11:10 PM (BLFnH)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 06, 2019 11:10 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 06, 2019 11:10 PM (WQMJ4)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 06, 2019 11:11 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2019 11:08 PM (l6b3d)
That sounds oddly appealing.
I like this IKEA commercial. 'sgot cats innit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdG6K0LF-_U
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 11:11 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 06, 2019 11:11 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 06, 2019 11:11 PM (7WaWV)
Evidently, landing on the moon is not all that easy.
Who knew? If a bunch of white dudes could do it, it can't be THAT hard!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:12 PM (2B9A/)
Somebody please make Kelly Clarkson go away.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 06, 2019 11:12 PM (f1Vqw)
The Gillibrand.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 06, 2019 11:12 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 06, 2019 11:10 PM (WQMJ4)
No worries. It's not the most convenient trip, I imagine. Do you plan on attending the TXMoMe?
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 11:12 PM (t+qrx)
I don't require your permission.
Posted by: Miklos, oh yeah at September 06, 2019 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)
lol I'm so stealing that, first chance I get.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 06, 2019 11:12 PM (faqzI)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 06, 2019 11:13 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Off the reservation at September 06, 2019 11:13 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
I can't go either.
But I did arrange for the security guards at the Meat Lab to "take a night off".
Posted by: Miklos, planificator at September 06, 2019 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 06, 2019 11:15 PM (WQMJ4)
Posted by: Achmed the smiling goatherd at September 06, 2019 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)
And for God's sake she's older than I am, which is slightly unbelievable. Wikipedia says she's now a Russian citizen, she bought a residence there.
Posted by: JEM at September 06, 2019 11:16 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 06, 2019 11:15 PM (WQMJ4)
If you think you might be able to make it out, it's possible that something could be arranged. I'm not trying to be mysterious, I really am not in charge of any of it and I don't have any hookups, but I can ask around.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 11:17 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cyrious Memberdome at September 06, 2019 11:18 PM (uErzf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2019 11:18 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 06, 2019 11:18 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 06, 2019 11:19 PM (PUmDY)
Do they wear numbered hijabs so you can tell who gets the takedown?
Posted by: JEM at September 06, 2019 11:19 PM (8erNz)
(Scampers off to IMDB........Oh yea, her. She was a sultry minx, wasn't she). I'm at work so no nudie pics allowed. Stupid work.
Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at September 06, 2019 11:19 PM (nQNVp)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
She can take TaySway with her.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 06, 2019 11:19 PM (N0K3k)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 06, 2019 11:15 PM (WQMJ4)
If you think you might be able to make it out, it's possible that something could be arranged. I'm not trying to be mysterious, I really am not in charge of any of it and I don't have any hookups, but I can ask around.
Posted by: hogmartin
Armoured trains.
Just sayin
Posted by: Miklos the Honorary Slav at September 06, 2019 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 06, 2019 11:19 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cyrious Memberdome at September 06, 2019 11:18 PM (uErzf)
*heaves weary sigh*
If I must.
Posted by: hogmartin, or just, y'know, hog at September 06, 2019 11:20 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: JEM at September 06, 2019 11:20 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 06, 2019 11:21 PM (KP5rU)
Do they climb greased poles?
Asking for a friend named Miklos.
Posted by: Miklos, violating OPSEC at September 06, 2019 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:22 PM (2B9A/)
Asking for a friend named Miklos.
Posted by: Miklos, violating OPSEC at September 06, 2019 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)
That's some real subtle innuendo you got there, feller.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:22 PM (2B9A/)
They local NBC affiliate is saturating the airwaves with ads for this new Kelly Clarkson Show. It's the most annoying thing I've ever seen.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 06, 2019 11:23 PM (f1Vqw)
You mean Taylor "if you fuck me, I'm gonna write a really nasty song about you" Swift?
I think I'll just sit down and write my own and offer it to her. I'll call it "Boyfriend 73".
Posted by: JEM at September 06, 2019 11:23 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 06, 2019 11:23 PM (x4br1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2019 11:23 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:22 PM
"Hogbrattning"...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 06, 2019 11:24 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 06, 2019 11:24 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:24 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 06, 2019 11:24 PM (x4br1)
That must be some kinda doorknob.
But I'm not Harvey, I can't help her on that one.
Posted by: JEM at September 06, 2019 11:25 PM (8erNz)
Speaking of big blondes, here's our Amazon sports gal on said NBC affiliate, WYFF. Julia Morris:
She could crush you with those thighs:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4n9aefq
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 06, 2019 11:25 PM (f1Vqw)
I feel sick.
Well, get to feeling better.
I would if I could! I am not doing this for fun, asshole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:25 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2019 11:23 PM (Wx/+I)
Yeesh. That doesn't sound good.
Get some rest. Hope you feel better.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 11:26 PM (t+qrx)
Well, hopefully you WON'T check in every couple hours when you cough yourself awake.
Posted by: JEM at September 06, 2019 11:26 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 06, 2019 11:24 PM (x4br1)
See! Just like that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:26 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
"innuendo" sounds like of them commie furriner words.
*fixes bayonet, while checking the English word for bayonet*
Posted by: Miklos McMolnar, filling the pipes at September 06, 2019 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)
I feel sick.
Well, get to feeling better.
I would if I could! I am not doing this for fun, asshole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:25 PM (2B9A/)
Maybe it just never crossed their mind?
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 11:26 PM (t+qrx)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4n9aefq
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 06, 2019 11:25 PM (f1Vqw)
Lady has a strong jaw.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:27 PM (2B9A/)
lovely
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at September 06, 2019 11:27 PM (9TR2V)
*fixes bayonet, while checking the English word for bayonet*
Posted by: Miklos McMolnar, filling the pipes at September 06, 2019 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Nah, then it would be something like bayone'. Actually, bayonet probably is of french derivation. Sounds frenchie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:28 PM (2B9A/)
I'm not sure whether or not I regret explaining to my then 11-year-old daughter what Third Eye Blind's 'Semi-Charmed Life' was about.
Posted by: JEM at September 06, 2019 11:28 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: cfo mom at September 06, 2019 11:30 PM (RfzVr)
Oddly, I never came across that word in the nine years I lived there.
"Gatrunka" doesn't sound Swedish to me. It's probably borrowed from a foreign language. Although I can believe there's a lot of crying while masturbating nowadays - and not just in Sweden. You can thank #wokefeminism for that, I suppose.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 06, 2019 11:30 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 06, 2019 11:30 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 06, 2019 10:31 PM (7WaWV)
I always regarded that song as a gentle mocking of Christian beliefs. Well-crafted, though, and not too nasty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2019 11:30 PM (a72/q)
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 06, 2019 11:30 PM (/byr8)
lovely
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at September 06, 2019 11:27 PM (9TR2V)
Shakespeare, then? The Taming of the Shrew, perhaps?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:30 PM (2B9A/)
lovely
Quality reading material for 3rd graders?
Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at September 06, 2019 11:31 PM (nQNVp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Lavazza
E' fa
Posted by: Miklos identifying as having Sicilian relatives at September 06, 2019 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 06, 2019 11:31 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 06, 2019 11:32 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 06, 2019 11:31 PM (H3MF
Not enough hand motions.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:32 PM (2B9A/)
lovely
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at September 06, 2019 11:27 PM (9TR2V)
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They assign William S. Burroughs?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 11:32 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 06, 2019 11:32 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at September 06, 2019 11:32 PM (nQNVp)
I blame the bourbon.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lle_GA1cg20
Posted by: Miklos Piaf at September 06, 2019 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)
I want something else, to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life, I want something else not listening when you say goodbye...
Posted by: JEM at September 06, 2019 11:34 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 06, 2019 11:34 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 06, 2019 11:32 PM (KP5rU)
Do people with capped teeth have the capped teeth rot and fall out when they smoke meth?
That was a horrific sentence.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:34 PM (2B9A/)
Long Tail
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 06, 2019 10:33 PM (kQs4Y)
Now, now, Eris. I use "ducks in a row" to refer to myself getting chores done to enable some other exploit to occur. Today, I was getting my ducks in a row so that I can hit the tarmac at 0-dark thirty for a road trip to Arizona.
Ducks aligned included: clean up shop, put some trash away, lock up big shop, clean out Suburban, put road tools, and the "Arizona box" into the Suburban, gas up Suburban, arrange for care for the kitteh, and buy some beer to take south with. Lotta ducks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2019 11:35 PM (a72/q)
"We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing. When it's said and done, we haven't told you a thing. We all know that crap is king. Give us dirty laundry!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 06, 2019 11:35 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 06, 2019 11:35 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 06, 2019 11:35 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 06, 2019 11:36 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 06, 2019 11:36 PM (x4br1)
Posted by: Miklos, with a busy Friday night at September 06, 2019 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: irright at September 06, 2019 11:36 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: cfo mom at September 06, 2019 11:30 PM (RfzVr)
Why, thank'ya, ma'am!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 06, 2019 11:36 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:37 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 06, 2019 11:36 PM (x4br1)
Not trying to crap on the sentence or sentiment, just making fun of our shared and beloved language.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:38 PM (2B9A/)
Well, young Roscoe P. Coultrain (James Best) is on Perry Mason tonight.
MeTV ran the one and only color episode of Perry Mason a few days ago. It was a test. They were going to film the next season, if there was one, in color and tested it out. But there wasn't a next season.
Raymond Burr had started putting on weight the last season or two.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 06, 2019 11:38 PM (f1Vqw)
She's not unattractive, but her eyes appear to be about a foot apart.
(Ms Swift, you can write a song about how mean I am, but first I must eat you).
Posted by: JEM at September 06, 2019 11:38 PM (8erNz)
Wasn't he...uh...you know what I mean...on the NTTAWWT spectrum?
Posted by: JEM at September 06, 2019 11:39 PM (8erNz)
Sounds like a big handgun, not a hunting rifle.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 06, 2019 11:39 PM (FIicP)
Posted by: JEM at September 06, 2019 11:38 PM (8erNz)
You're stealing Cannibal Bob's shtick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:39 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 06, 2019 11:40 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 06, 2019 11:40 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 06, 2019 11:40 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at September 06, 2019 11:41 PM (nQNVp)
Yep, Raymond Burr was totally 3 dollar bill. Perry was a poofter. And Ironside, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 06, 2019 11:41 PM (f1Vqw)
If you were female, she might perk up on that
Five years of dating, I dunno, Anne Heche and she'll be straight again.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 06, 2019 11:41 PM (ykYG2)
Does the Second Amendment cover an M109A5?
Aw, damn.
Posted by: JEM at September 06, 2019 11:41 PM (8erNz)
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Swift has that weird look some women have of everything having a sheen or film over it. Glassy eyes, capped teeth. Lip liner.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:37 PM
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In Hollywood, that's known as the "Charlie Sheen". They should almost certainly see a medical professional.
Posted by: irright at September 06, 2019 11:41 PM (RVcmP)
It's difficult to compare one's buying power in Sweden, because some things are very expensive and others are really cheap. We rarely ate in restaurants or even "street kitchens" because it was prohibitively expensive. You simply don't have the disposable income for that.
I imagine things are worse now. All of those muzzies cost a lot to support.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 06, 2019 11:41 PM (NMAzL)
Do people with capped teeth have the capped teeth rot and fall out when they smoke meth?
That was a horrific sentence.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
"the Hollywood stars, on the screen, with their capped and rotting teeth"
-Ignatius Reilly
Posted by: Miklos, a Dunce of a Confederate at September 06, 2019 11:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2019 11:42 PM (aKsyK)
Speaking of Spirit do any of you remember a band by that name in the 70s? I thought they were pretty darn good. The only song I can recall was Dr. Sardonicus, ring a bell anyone?
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 06, 2019 11:42 PM (/byr8)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Pull my finger
Posted by: Sock Monkey...lleno de rabia at September 06, 2019 11:42 PM (fGaMb)
Apparently cramming families into tiny apartments and thinking that that is nice and cozy and cute because of IKEA's great storage solutions is how the Swedes roll these days, but good luck trying to sell Americans on that.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V at September 06, 2019 11:43 PM (d6Ksn)
Della is dressed to the nines tonight as well. Not bad, not bad at all.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 06, 2019 11:43 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: publius
He was getting "out"
Posted by: Miklos, as if everybody didn't know at September 06, 2019 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 06, 2019 11:44 PM (PUmDY)
I could live in a 900sf Ikea cell, if I had another 4000sf of storage for everything ELSE.
Posted by: JEM at September 06, 2019 11:44 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Miklos, with a busy Friday night at September 06, 2019 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Hej Miklos!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 06, 2019 11:44 PM (NMAzL)
319 taylor swift is really napoleon dynamite in drag.
You mean Taylor "if you fuck me, I'm gonna write a really nasty song about you" Swift?
I think I'll just sit down and write my own and offer it to her. I'll call it "Boyfriend 73".
Posted by: JEM at September 06, 2019 11:23 PM (8erNz)
I'm thinking "if you try to fuck me" is more, like it.
Looking at her I'm not sure she has had the pleasure.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 06, 2019 11:45 PM (Zztfz)
So, they make more money, but their money doesn't go as far? How does this constitute them being wealthier?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 06, 2019 11:45 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2019 11:45 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 06, 2019 11:46 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 06, 2019 11:46 PM (Zztfz)
I am really surprised the guy's name was not Bob Crossman.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:46 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
Dames with a name like that, she could be subject of a hit.
Posted by: Miklos "Dashiell" Hamett (not a commie) at September 06, 2019 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 06, 2019 11:47 PM (NMAzL)
"innuendo" sounds like of them commie furriner words.
*fixes bayonet, while checking the English word for bayonet*
Posted by: Miklos McMolnar, filling the pipes at September 06, 2019 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Isn't that Italian for "suppository"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2019 11:47 PM (a72/q)
Is it me or does WeirdDave like to brag about all the pussy he got as a young man. Like...a lot.
Posted by: Robert would be bragging to if he got laid that much at September 06, 2019 11:47 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Jim at September 06, 2019 11:47 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 06, 2019 11:47 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 06, 2019 11:48 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:48 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 06, 2019 11:45 PM (H3MF
That's the European model. Instead of buying 10 things for $100.00, they buy one.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 06, 2019 11:49 PM (Zztfz)
Sounds like you are well prepared. Hope you have a safe and enjoyable trip. You taking Pogo with you?
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 06, 2019 11:49 PM (/byr8)
Miss Miley is not allowed in the Big House yet.
Somebody got to talk to Big Momma
Posted by: Miklos on a hot tin roof at September 06, 2019 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 06, 2019 11:47 PM (NMAzL)
Not I.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 06, 2019 11:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 06, 2019 11:46 PM (NMAzL)
That was about the size of my old place. I had a galley kitchen and that drove me nuts. But I had a dining room so that's where I did my cooking prep. The extra bedroom was sort of an office/library/storage room.
The IKEA apartments were smaller than that and had 4-5 people living in them.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V at September 06, 2019 11:49 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Miklos "Dashiell" Hamett (not a commie) at September 06, 2019 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
She kind of has that Noir look to her. Give her a cigarette and some shadows?
*nods*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:50 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 06, 2019 11:50 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
You forgot to multiply by the Deplorable factor.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 06, 2019 11:51 PM (N0K3k)
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That's some real subtle innuendo you got there, feller.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
"innuendo" sounds like of them commie furriner words.
*fixes bayonet, while checking the English word for bayonet*
Posted by: Miklos McMolnar, filling the pipes at September 06, 2019 11:26 PM
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In YOUR endo.
Posted by: The Todd at September 06, 2019 11:51 PM (RVcmP)
Isn't that Italian for "suppository"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
What are you implying?
Posted by: Miklos, implicating and inferring at September 06, 2019 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 06, 2019 11:51 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 06, 2019 11:41 PM (f1Vqw)
But he was a fine actor, and he did not "flame out" on screen. AFAIK, he kept his private life private, as it should be.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2019 11:51 PM (a72/q)
Like YD said, Norman was listening to Dolly and Porter sing a gospel song and figured he could do that too. Not intentional malice but what you'd get if a comp.sci. student created a gospel music writing AI. Kind of an uncanny valley for gospel music.
That and it came from the Joseph Technicolor Dreamcoat era. So things were getting weird.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 06, 2019 11:53 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 06, 2019 11:53 PM (FiUMj)
MeTV started running Barnaby Jones. It's been a while. Anyway, Barnaby has to be the Quinniest of all the Quinn Martin shows:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upYY3MTUdC0
The announcer was Hank Simms. I loved those Quinn Martin deep voice intros. They even got Hank Simms for Police Squad, to parody himself.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 06, 2019 11:53 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 06, 2019 11:54 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 06, 2019 11:51 PM (H3MF
Wife and I want to get a big piece of land, build a small, cozy house, cabin-style, a tiny artist studio for me and a big pole barn for her and our stuff.
I also want to erect a Cheyenne lodge, for living in during the summer.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 06, 2019 11:55 PM (0OJ+W)
Unless you're thinking of another Ironside . . .
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 06, 2019 11:55 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 06, 2019 11:56 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at September 06, 2019 11:56 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 06, 2019 11:49 PM (/byr
Of course. Where I go, so goes Pogo. I will admit I have had to put here in a kennel to go do some wellsite jobs, because of stupid "no pets" policy, or when I took a plane flight to Nicaragua. Would not want to subject her to travel in an aircraft cargo hold.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2019 11:56 PM (a72/q)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 06, 2019 11:57 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 06, 2019 11:57 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: hogmartin
He can suck Bucky Balls
Posted by: Miklos, liking space, even in space at September 06, 2019 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 06, 2019 11:58 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 06, 2019 11:45 PM (H3MF
Keeping in mind that I left there in 1996, the "wealth" is an illusion, as is "free" healthcare. You're paying 30+% in taxes, depending on which landsting you live in. The local government (landsting) provides all of your services.
Everything you buy has a 24% "moms" (tax) built into the price. My digestive system went to hell when I moved there, because I couldn't afford protein or fresh produce. We lived on bread and cheese sandwiches and sad potato/pasta/rice casseroles. Ground beef was a treat. A hunk of meat for beef stew likewise. Back then, you could only buy whole chickens that weighed a little over 2 lbs. No chicken breast for $1.99 (I don't care if it's Mexican chicken). Root vegetables were kind of a staple. I baked my own bread to save money.
Put it this way - I always had an eagle eye for staples and stocked up whenever I found something on sale.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 06, 2019 11:58 PM (NMAzL)
https://tinyurl.com/yywqkoty
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 06, 2019 11:59 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 06, 2019 11:59 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Miklos, putting a dollar in Chastity's garter belt at September 06, 2019 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Unless you're thinking of another Ironside . . .
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 06, 2019 11:55 PM (ykYG2)
Raymond Burr played Chief Ironside, a San Francisco chief of police who was confined to a wheelchair. Ran a few seasons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2019 11:59 PM (a72/q)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 06, 2019 11:57 PM (PUmDY)
dunno. thought it was a thing that exists.
some place you store Poles in. like, during WWII or something.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 06, 2019 11:59 PM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 06, 2019 11:59 PM (FiUMj)
MeTV started running Barnaby Jones. It's been a while. Anyway, Barnaby has to be the Quinniest of all the Quinn Martin shows
Been watching another QM production Saturday nights:
The Invaders. It was on when I was in high school but don't remember much of it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2019 12:00 AM (aKsyK)
I got that impression too. I didn't actually know that a Joo wrote it. The Tribe has done some legit GOOD Christian songs, Christmas anyway; Irving Berlin anyone?
I thought Spirit In The Sky was done by a young-and-dumb Christian band from the sticks. There is a lot of crap Christian music out there; Carman is particularly horrible.
I don't suppose I'm going anywhere with this post, other than to say, if you're going to write Christian music, be Irving Berlin or early P.O.D., and don't be Carman.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 07, 2019 12:00 AM (ykYG2)
Somebody got to talk to Big Momma
Posted by: Miklos on a hot tin roof at September 06, 2019 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Publius' paternal grandmother was Big Momma, and she would no way have accepted a Yankee in the family.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 12:00 AM (NMAzL)
I say we Japan the fuuk out of the World but hopefully no nukes.
Americans have more fun than any other country
That is how to win.
Oh yeah.
Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil/ Humphreyrobot at September 07, 2019 12:01 AM (N0HN9)
I once had an FB friend named Martin, and his wife's maiden name was Quinn.
I once joked to him, his kids were a Quinn Martin production. He didn't appreciate the joke.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 07, 2019 12:01 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Benny Hill was the only Chief Ironside
https://youtu.be/k8BHWvyofX8
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 07, 2019 12:01 AM (N0K3k)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 07, 2019 12:01 AM (FiUMj)
He didn't believe in either Christmas or Easter, but hey, business is business.
Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at September 07, 2019 12:02 AM (w7KSn)
But as all of the seating, sleeping berths, lockers (cabinets & closets, y'all), and shelving...yes, you heard me right, Ace...shelv. ing. were factory designed and installed, I still enjoyed no shortage of storage capacity, seating and sleeping area. Had a fully functioning head (bathroom) with sink & shower, galley (kitchen) with fridge, freeze, two basin sink and two burner range with a chicken-sized oven.
It was no problem to store a six week's food supply on board, a half-dozen long arms, a dozen pistols, ammo for all and the cleaning gear, ear muffs, etc that goes with 'em.
Rack of nice suits and other respectable wear in the hanging locker (closet), and built in drawers aplenty for undies, tees, socks, belts, etc.
Point being? It's not the mere fact of "square footage" that makes a place.
It's how that square footage is arranged and equipped that makes *all* the difference.
And, I'm very seriously contemplating a return to the water. Something in the fifty foot class, this time.
I've about had it with the landlubber life.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 07, 2019 12:02 AM (QzJWU)
about to swallow you whole...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 07, 2019 12:02 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Pole Barn is a chain of strip clubs in the Amish country, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 07, 2019 12:03 AM (amw5z)
I had never seen the Invaders before either. I had no idea Quinn Martin ever did sci-fi.
It was a replacement for The Fugitive, and it had the same elements of One Man Against the World, but with aliens.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 07, 2019 12:03 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 07, 2019 12:03 AM (L2ZTs)
AOP-read the fine print.
The Air America/CIA frequent flyer program "is subject to change or termination at the discretion of the Administrator".
Posted by: Miklos, the Quiet American at September 07, 2019 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Cozi TV shows Ironside Saturday nights. They never show the original pilot where he gets shot and ends up in the wheelchair. I downloaded it off the internet.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2019 12:04 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 07, 2019 12:01 AM (FiUMj)
The gubmint will step in, and turn them into communal shelters, so these McMansions will house dozens of brown people, who Lord bless them, just wanna do the work us Whiteys do not want to do.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 12:04 AM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: irright at September 07, 2019 12:05 AM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 06, 2019 11:57 PM (PUmDY)
A building made with "post and purlin" construction, commonly used for barns and equipment sheds. Also know as "post-frame buildings".
There is no foundation as such. The classic version: you auger a row of holes into the ground (well a row for each side) and plant telephone poles, tamp them into place, and link the poles together with horizontal 2X6's, and place roof trusses on top. Clad the whole thing with metal siding and roofing.
The more deluxe version? Auger your holes, place Sonotube concrete forms, pour reinforced concrete piers, with steel flanges to bolt your pillars to. The pillars are bundles of 2X6, usually. That's how my 32X60 big shop is built. And it has a 6" poured concrete floor with radiant heat pipes built into it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 12:07 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 12:07 AM (0OJ+W)
Ben Vereen
Shrink to the size
of a Lima bean
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 12:07 AM (0OJ+W)
I wonder how many people will get this.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 12:08 AM (t+qrx)
5k McMansions aren't popular with the younger peeps. I'm not sure who
will buy them all when the boomers who own them start retiring/dying
off.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 07, 2019 12:01 AM (FiUMj)
Good point. I hadn't considered that before. If you're only having 1 or maybe 2 kids (or none), you just don't need that space.
I've been looking at house plans, and plenty of 1600-1800 seem roomy and adequate. It's all about how the space is divided up. I need a walkin pantry and storage space.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 12:08 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Miklos, en silencio at September 07, 2019 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 07, 2019 12:08 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 12:08 AM (t+qrx)
let's watch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 12:08 AM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 07, 2019 12:09 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 07, 2019 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)
Brings back my college days from the 70s. What a whole lot of fun that was. My wife tells me I still haven't grown up since then.
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at September 07, 2019 12:09 AM (/byr8)
Who the hell, in this day and age, is anti-Charlie Sheen?
Posted by: irright at September 07, 2019 12:05 AM (RVcmP)
Denise Richards, maybe?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 07, 2019 12:10 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Miklos and the Brain at September 07, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Here's something I've noticed, though I will preface it by noting Little Clingette is in private school, not public.
If you just go down to the school and say "No, we aren't going to do that", the school tends to leave you alone on issues like that.
One year, I had the school asking me to bring in a 12 pack of Kleenex boxes, 4 containers of hand sanitizer, 2 boxes of markers, 2 boxes of colored pencils, 24 black ink pens, 24 blue ink pens, and 4 500 page packs of loose leaf notebook paper in addition to binders and other things that seemed reasonable.
So I went to the teacher and said "That seems like too much stuff, I'm not going to buy all of that".
The teacher said that they stored it up so students didn't run out. I told her Clingette would keep all of those things in her backpack and as she ran out, I'd buy her more.
The teacher said that's not how it worked. I told her that she didn't understand, I was telling her how we were going to do it, not offering an alternative plan. She seemed perplexed. But then she said, "okay, that's fine".
Nobody ever takes the time to just say "Nope, not going to do it." That's why they just keep running their schemes and scams.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2019 12:11 AM (dUEni)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 12:12 AM (PUmDY)
There is the ol' "Pole in the barn" "paradox" exercise in Special Relativity.
You have a long pole and a barn of the same length as the pole from front door to back. The pole is moving at some speed, an appreciable fraction of c, where the pole is now 1/2 of its original length from the frame of the barn. You let the pole enter the barn, and can close both doors with the pole inside. You then open the back door quickly and the let the pole through.
However, from the frame of the pole, the barn is moving at high speed and the length between doors is 1/2. From the frame of the pole, the pole won't fit inside the barn.
The exercise is resolving the apparent paradox.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 07, 2019 12:12 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 07, 2019 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Fine.
Posted by: Miklos and the Brain at September 07, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)
I would have never guessed those were Folger's Crystals.
*picks up a razor and chops up Folger's Crystals on the mirror*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 07, 2019 12:13 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Fine.
Posted by: Miklos and the Brain at September 07, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)
*stops watch*
Noice!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 12:13 AM (0OJ+W)
You have a long pole and a barn of the same length as the pole from front door to back. The pole is moving at some speed, an appreciable fraction of c, where the pole is now 1/2 of its original length from the frame of the barn. You let the pole enter the barn, and can close both doors with the pole inside. You then open the back door quickly and the let the pole through.
However, from the frame of the pole, the barn is moving at high speed and the length between doors is 1/2. From the frame of the pole, the pole won't fit inside the barn.
The exercise is resolving the apparent paradox.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 07, 2019 12:12 AM (f1Vqw)
Oversized, focal-plane shutter mechanism on both sets of the barn doors, for the win.
Don't wanna see a barn sized Reflex mirror in the mix though.
We'll get AOP to build the clock-work for the shutter mechanisms?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 07, 2019 12:17 AM (QzJWU)
Still love it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 12:17 AM (0OJ+W)
Nobody ever takes the time to just say "Nope, not going to do it." That's why they just keep running their schemes and scams.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
When I was in the 8th grade I had physical education.
We had to take showers after activity. The school wanted money for a towel fee. My dad said I would bring a towel from home and they almost had a fit like talking Landru or Nomad into blowing itself up. That was in 1965.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2019 12:18 AM (aKsyK)
Wonder if the draw-bridges still go up for an hour at 3AM or so?
Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2019 12:19 AM (QDnY+)
Ben Vereen
Shrink to the size
of a Lima bean
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish
And Strom Thurman
and Ethel Merman
and PeeWee Herman
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 07, 2019 12:19 AM (N0K3k)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 12:19 AM (PUmDY)
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That's my approach to the gun control debate.
A plain old "No. The answer is no, and I won't change my mind."
It's always hilarious. Some indignant stammering, and a slow realization that you are armed, and they are not.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2019 12:20 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Miklos, who didn't know these old sailors' tricks at September 07, 2019 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Yes, that's the reference. I saw the movie only once, a long time ago. Funny thing, it was when I was living in Alaska at the time. I also remember liking it. I should go looking for it.
Gregory Hines passed away way too young. Liked him a lot.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 12:21 AM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 07, 2019 12:01 AM (FiUMj)
The gubmint will step in, and turn them into communal shelters, so these McMansions will house dozens of brown people, who Lord bless them, just wanna do the work us Whiteys do not want to do.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 12:04 AM (0OJ+W)
More likely they'll just be demolished due to it either being cheaper or to keep the price of houses artificially high.
Illegal Aliens don't tend to pay property taxes, after all.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2019 12:22 AM (tVQUs)
and Ethel Merman
and PeeWee Herman
Posted by: Prince Ludwig
If Pewee Herman is the bastard son of Ethel Merman and Strom Thurmond, that would explain a lot.
Not that I would try.
Posted by: Miklos, conspiracy "researcher" at September 07, 2019 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2019 12:20 AM (5aX2M)
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*smiles*
Molon labe.
Posted by: SMH at September 07, 2019 12:23 AM (RU4sa)
Illegal Aliens don't tend to pay property taxes, after all.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2019 12:22 AM (tVQUs)
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It will be Section 8 housing. They won't pay anything. YOU will.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 07, 2019 12:23 AM (FiUMj)
Anyone remember this flick with Tanya Roberts, "Sheena"?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 07, 2019 12:26 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 06, 2019 11:57 PM (PUmDY)
It is where you stable your pole cats
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2019 12:26 AM (xG/b0)
Posted by: Surfperch
The voting taxpayers of Zeta Reticulae?
Hell no.
Posted by: Miklos, mot saying Aliens at September 07, 2019 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 07, 2019 12:26 AM (amw5z)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2019 12:27 AM (fUKvD)
More likely they'll just be demolished due to it either being cheaper or to keep the price of houses artificially high.
America's ghost cities (ghost subdivisions?)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2019 12:27 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2019 12:22 AM (tVQUs)
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It will be Section 8 housing. They won't pay anything. YOU will.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 07, 2019 12:23 AM (FiUMj)
Do you really think White Leftists would want Section 8 housing close to home? These are McMansions we're talking about after all.
Most of them will probably be torn down to save Gaia while poorer neighborhoods are demolished and converted into Section 8 "Sanctuaries" for the Illegals.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2019 12:27 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 07, 2019 12:27 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2019 12:22 AM (tVQUs)
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It will be Section 8 housing. They won't pay anything. YOU will.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 07, 2019 12:23 AM (FiUMj)
*nods*
Yup. Almost every development I work on now has set-asides for Section 8. And most of that development is mid- to high-density in-fill urban work.
*rolls out Glenn Beck style chalkboard*
See, it all springs from this thing we call Agenda 21...
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 12:28 AM (0OJ+W)
.....
I mean that's just it.
You aren't required to prove why you shouldn't have to comply with irrational thoughts or policies. You just simply don't comply.
Then it's up to them to determine how important it is to them to make you comply and how they might go about doing that.
In most cases, it's not worth the trouble to them and they begin thinking about what might happen if things escalate.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2019 12:28 AM (dUEni)
Something similar happened in Cherry Creek, one of the wealthier areas of Denver. They tore down a lot of businesses and put up huge complexes of micro-units, and didn't bother to provide parking for them. So, all the residents parked their cars at nearby Cherry Creek Mall. The mall no longer had enough parking for its customers, so they actually had to start charging for parking. At a mall!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 07, 2019 12:28 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 12:28 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 06, 2019 11:57 PM (PUmDY)
It is where you stable your pole cats
Posted by: Kindltot
Ha! Is sometimes called for English "cat", is also for "pussy"?
Is for much word of play humor!
Enjoys while cans!
Posted by: Miklos, from the Chinese Central Committee at September 07, 2019 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 07, 2019 12:27 AM (L2ZTs)
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The worst pr0n tries to have a plot. Just get on with it, fer chrissakes!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 07, 2019 12:29 AM (amw5z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 12:29 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2019 12:30 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Any man questions Potemkin cities spends 10 years gulag.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 07, 2019 12:30 AM (N0K3k)
Posted by: JEM
Yep.
Like the Barber College, it's free for you because they are inexperienced and need training.
Posted by: Miklos, in a just and better world at September 07, 2019 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)
I remember them quite fondly.
^Do note my use of the plural form, there.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 07, 2019 12:32 AM (H3MF8)
Model Irish McCalla portrayed Sheena in a 26-episode TV series aired in first-run syndication from 1955 to 1956.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047771
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2019 12:33 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2019 12:33 AM (tVQUs)
A 1250-1300 sq foot house, with a pool out back, and a pool house, with a recording studio on the far side of the pool house. BBQ area adjoining.
Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at September 07, 2019 12:33 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: JEM at September 07, 2019 12:30 AM (8erNz)
Maybe you are onto something there.
(shoves Studebakers outside, installs lights and poles)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 12:33 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2019 12:33 AM (tVQUs)
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Moonshine-themed!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 07, 2019 12:33 AM (amw5z)
"Poles are not for dancing. Please find some other way to disappoint your father."
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2019 12:34 AM (xG/b0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I've seen quite a bit of it in rapidly growing cities, Atlanta, Charlotte.
I look at those 'neighborhoods', and wonder, 'Who the hell would want to live there?'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2019 12:34 AM (fUKvD)
Posted by: Miklos, oscillating at September 07, 2019 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)
I remember them quite fondly.
^Do note my use of the plural form, there.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 07, 2019 12:32 AM (H3MF
Was that Sheena, as in "Sheena, Queen of the Jungle"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 12:35 AM (a72/q)
So sorry. Still excited.
Posted by: Calbadger at September 07, 2019 12:35 AM (uMp+h)
"Where were you so late last night, honey?"
"Uh... the Library!!"
"Really? You spent over $500!"
"Overdue fines!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 07, 2019 12:35 AM (L2ZTs)
I don't know, that creosote might not be too good for their legs and crotches as they writhe around.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 07, 2019 12:35 AM (f1Vqw)
https://youtu.be/WD9KN9jDmAQ
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 07, 2019 12:36 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 12:36 AM (PUmDY)
What really sucks are those 5000 square foot McMansions on little 50-foot urban lots, with damned near identical ones on each side, and all down the block.
There are a lot of those "vinyl villages" where you could spit out the window and hit the neighbor's house. I live in a smaller house but don't have to worry about hearing someone else breathe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2019 12:36 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 07, 2019 12:36 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 07, 2019 12:36 AM (H3MF8)
Fucking idiots.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyhbqqf5
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 12:37 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2019 12:34 AM (fUKvD)
Well, I guess one benefit is, that since the houses all look alike, you could come home to a different "wife" every night. "Easy mistake to make, doncha know?"
And some of them might be hot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 12:38 AM (a72/q)
I remember them quite fondly.
^Do note my use of the plural form, there.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 07, 2019 12:32 AM (H3MF
Was that Sheena, as in "Sheena, Queen of the Jungle"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 12:35 AM (a72/q)
Ever seen Tourist Trap? Featured on Rifftrax on Pluto.
Tanya Roberts in teeny cutoffs and a halter top. As if that was not enough, she has that wonderful, smoky voice.
*drifts off*
Oh, hey.
*post*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 12:38 AM (0OJ+W)
Twilight Zone episode tonight is the one where Peter Falk plays Castro. He makes a good Castro.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 07, 2019 12:38 AM (f1Vqw)
Let me be clear: The Pole Barn is one of the best drinking establishments on the North Side.
Posted by: Anonymous Former President at September 07, 2019 12:41 AM (5aX2M)
Twilight Zone episode tonight is the one where Peter Falk plays Castro. He makes a good Castro.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
He doesn't have to worry about his glass eye turning red.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2019 12:41 AM (aKsyK)
And some of them might be hot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
A different wife every night is fully sharia compliant.
Wish that were a joke, but it ain't.
Especially is someone else is paying.
Posted by: Miklos, without the four wives allowed, inshallah at September 07, 2019 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)
"Little Boxes" is a song written and composed by Malvina Reynolds in 1962, which became a hit for her friend Pete Seeger in 1963, when he released his cover version. The song is a political satire about the development of suburbia, and associated conformist middle-class attitudes. It mocks suburban tract housing as "little boxes" of different colors "all made out of ticky-tacky", and which "all look just the same." "Ticky-tacky" is a reference to the shoddy material supposedly used in the construction of the houses.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2019 12:43 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 12:45 AM (PUmDY)
Oh, hey.
*post*
Posted by: Pug Mahon
The Constitution prohibits ex post drifto posts.
Posted by: Miklos, Carolina Judge with a Mai Tai cause collegiality at September 07, 2019 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)
I've been enjoying the song "Pretty Persuasion" for 35 years now, ever since it came out. I still have no idea what in the world Stipe's singing about.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 07, 2019 12:45 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2019 12:46 AM (QDnY+)
Yup, but my ticky tacky suburban house, is worth about 400K right now.
so.
F him.
Posted by: Don Q at September 07, 2019 12:46 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 07, 2019 12:38 AM (f1Vqw)
Saw an ad for "The Beaverton", a satirical show on Canada's CTV network. There was a brief item about Justin Trudeau sharing a cellphone app that "aged" their picture to show what they would look like in old age. Needless to say, the "aged Trudeau" pic was the aged Fidel Castro.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 12:46 AM (a72/q)
*post*
Posted by: Pug Mahon
The Constitution prohibits ex post drifto posts.
Posted by: Miklos, Carolina Judge with a Mai Tai cause collegiality at September 07, 2019 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)
Is that wedged snugly somewhere around the Good 'n' Plenty clause?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 12:47 AM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2019 12:48 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
With chocolate and peanut butter!
Posted by: Miklosian anti-Marketing SA de CV at September 07, 2019 12:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 07, 2019 12:48 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Doggfish at September 07, 2019 12:48 AM (Imn0M)
Posted by: "Shiny Happy People?" Gimme a fuckin break. at September 07, 2019 12:48 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Surfperch
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Anyone who orders a lobster roll in, oh, South Dakota, is making a mistake.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2019 12:51 AM (fUKvD)
Worst. Bond Girl. Ever.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 07, 2019 12:48 AM (iB1oa)
Gonna take your word on that. I don't like Bond movies.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 12:51 AM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2019 12:43 AM (aKsyK)
And the funny thing is, those 1960's suburban tract homes were mostly well-built, and were on pretty large lots, and those neighborhoods now are mighty desirable places to live. And the homes were not all alike; there were a number of standard plans, and they tried to mix them up a bit. It's the modern-day subdivisions that have row upon row of identical houses on postage-stamp lots, all with the same color paint, or siding, or roof shingles. Malvina Reynolds song is a lot more apropos today than it was in 1960.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 12:51 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: "Shiny Happy People?" Gimme a fuckin break. at September 07, 2019 12:48 AM (5aX2M)
He whines a lot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 12:52 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: Miklos, Carolina Judge with a Mai Tai cause collegiality at September 07, 2019 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)
OVERRULED!
The emanations and penumbrae of the Constitution inform me that the Constitution means the opposite of what it says when it uses words which are Latin or have Latin roots.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at September 07, 2019 12:52 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 12:54 AM (PUmDY)
It's the modern-day subdivisions that have row upon row of identical houses on postage-stamp lots, all with the same color paint, or siding, or roof shingles. Malvina Reynolds song is a lot more apropos today than it was in 1960.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
A whole lotta beige.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2019 12:54 AM (aKsyK)
Man on the Moon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 12:54 AM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: Denise Richards at September 07, 2019 12:55 AM (N0K3k)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2019 12:51 AM (fUKvD)
Prairie lobster.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 12:55 AM (t+qrx)
Sweden has an entire naval museum dedicated to its only warship that sunk on its maiden voyage.
Posted by: navybrat
The remainder of them sank on the next voyage after their maiden voyage?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2019 12:56 AM (pNxlR)
Worst. Bond Girl. Ever.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
How YOU doin?
Posted by: Denise Richards at September 07, 2019 12:55 AM (N0K3k)
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Denise Richards as a nuclear scientist was WAY more believable than Tanya Roberts as a civil engineer. Yes, she was that bad.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 07, 2019 12:56 AM (iB1oa)
That one's for Hans Camenzind.
*looks skyward, little hand salute*
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 12:57 AM (t+qrx)
Worst. Bond Girl. Ever.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
How YOU doin?
Posted by: Denise Richards at September 07, 2019 12:55 AM (N0K3k)
Really?
Posted by: Caroline Cossey, the Bond Girl who's actually a Man at September 07, 2019 12:58 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2019 12:54 AM (aKsyK)
And an HOA that won't let you change it, even if you really, really like pastel green. Those '60's subdivisions didn't have HOA's as a rule, so you could make your tract house into something that reflected your tastes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 12:58 AM (a72/q)
548 "Little Boxes" is a song written and composed by Malvina Reynolds in 1962, which became a hit for her friend Pete Seeger in 1963, when he released his cover version. The song is a political satire about the development of suburbia, and associated conformist middle-class attitudes. It mocks suburban tract housing as "little boxes" of different colors "all made out of ticky-tacky", and which "all look just the same." "Ticky-tacky" is a reference to the shoddy material supposedly used in the construction of the houses.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2019 12:43 AM (aKsyK)
AKA, "Ode to Daly City, CA"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2019 12:59 AM (pNxlR)
Prairie lobster.
Posted by: hogmartin
That little Clampett's got his own cement pond
That little Clampett is a millionaire.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2019 12:59 AM (aKsyK)
That one's for Hans Camenzind.
*looks skyward, little hand salute*
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 12:57 AM (t+qrx)
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 12:59 AM (a72/q)
But, every time I hear "Everybody Hurts," it rings true... right in my nads.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2019 12:59 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: navybrat
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Not only that, the Vaasa only made it about 600 yards before catching that gust of wind and heeling over.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 07, 2019 01:00 AM (iB1oa)
That little Clampett is a millionaire.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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I regard this juxtaposition as very unfortunate.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2019 01:00 AM (fUKvD)
Calbadger, a bit confused by your comment, but congrats, well done, and
note that [according to a friend talking to me tonight, with a young'in
just starting college] it is now fairly common for private colleges to
provide major financial aid to students. Far beyond the small % who
always got it. It seems that academia has priced it's product out of the
market. Imagine. Now raiding their endowments to cover operating
expenses.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2019 12:46 AM (QDnY+)
Thanks for your comments. And I have to say that both Christian colleges reduce the tuition by about 60%. Both kids will graduate with no loans. Wife has gone to bed, and it's strange to hear the quiet. Oh ... And I may have had a glass or two of Cab. So sorry for my rambling. I think it's more excitement than the wine, but it may otherwise.
Posted by: Calbadger at September 07, 2019 01:01 AM (uMp+h)
Posted by: Caroline Cossey, the Bond Girl who's actually a Man
Once again, a man sweeps the women's category.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 07, 2019 01:01 AM (N0K3k)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2019 12:59 AM (5aX2M)
Yeah, they were never my favorite band, but Nightswimming is a pretty song. DGAF.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 01:01 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 07, 2019 01:00 AM (iB1oa)
But I guess the museum would be worth seeing. I remember reading Nat Geo articles on the Vaasa (before it became a gerbil worming rag), and it was an amazing time capsule.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 01:02 AM (a72/q)
A) Tanya Roberts was a smoke show
B) Tanya Roberts is still a smoke show
YARGH!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 01:02 AM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: Caroline Cossey, the Bond Girl who's actually a Man at September 07, 2019 12:58 AM (tVQUs)
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Bond Girl who was anything other than a background extra.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 07, 2019 01:02 AM (iB1oa)
That little Clampett is a millionaire.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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I have been amused this week to hear some of the mountain folk here referring to the hurricane in the same fashion that Granny Clampett would, 'Hairycane'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2019 01:03 AM (fUKvD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 12:58 AM (a72/q)
In my experience, if enough people start resisting/ignoring an HOA, it becomes powerless.
However, there's a good chance the neighborhood will end up looking worse.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2019 01:03 AM (tVQUs)
That little Clampett is a millionaire.
I regard this juxtaposition as very unfortunate.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
https://youtu.be/0WPzFnZkZmI
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2019 01:03 AM (aKsyK)
Girls, Girls, Girls, at The Pole Barn in Ft. Lauterdale....
Posted by: discarded Motley Crue lyrics at September 07, 2019 01:04 AM (nQNVp)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 01:04 AM (PUmDY)
It is now worth more $ than I care to brag about, father bought it before he went and got hisself kilt in Korea, I inherited it from him, my mother still lives here with us.
It is made from northern CA redwood, termites don't like to eat it. The builder was a ship builder, and the house has a "keel".
I would love to move, but everything I've looked at sucks compared to where I now live. I can walk to everything I need. Even a golf course, which kicks my a** regularly.
Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at September 07, 2019 01:05 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Caroline Cossey, the Bond Girl who's actually a Man at September 07, 2019 12:58 AM (tVQUs)
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Bond Girl who was anything other than a background extra.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 07, 2019 01:02 AM (iB1oa)
The tabloids referred to him as a "Bond Girl" in their headlines.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2019 01:05 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 01:05 AM (0OJ+W)
Yeah, they were never my favorite band, but Nightswimming is a pretty song. DGAF.
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LOL, I actually like that one too. Everybody gets one, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2019 01:05 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 01:02 AM (a72/q)
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Oh, yes, it's definitely a museum I'd love to visit. I've seen the Mary Rose[\i] in England abd tbe Cairo[\i] in Vicksburg. Great stuff.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 07, 2019 01:05 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 01:06 AM (t+qrx)
How YOU doin?
Posted by: Denise Richards
Wait, you didn't buy her NukLeAr Fysisit character?
Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at September 07, 2019 01:07 AM (nQNVp)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2019 01:05 AM (5aX2M)
Maybe it's more that it reminds me of a particular time, viz. driving to Lake Michigan on a Friday night in high school with my girlfriend. I don't know if it would have the same resonance if it didn't evoke a particular memory.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 01:08 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 01:09 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2019 01:03 AM (tVQUs)
In my mind, there is nothing worse than an entire subdivision filled with virtually identical houses, all trimmed with the same small range of colors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 01:10 AM (a72/q)
Kid was Hurricane Dorian.
All the grownups watching were the media.
the coach who gently tried to coax the kid was the Weather Channel.
Kid shrugged him off and kept up the slow-robot-walk.
I wish I could find it. My office mate saw it on Facebooger. I ain't on Facebooger.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 01:10 AM (0OJ+W)
Not only that, the Vaasa only made it about 600 yards before catching that gust of wind and heeling over.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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I'm reminded of the Mary Rose.
I was once at sea aboard a British flagged ship. One of the salad dressings offered at dinner was 'Mary Rose'.
I gather that 'Mary Rose' is something of a common English dressing, but being far at sea, it seemed inappropriate.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2019 01:11 AM (fUKvD)
In celebration of gender-fluid fashion and inclusion of all kinds, the queer-style digital magazine dapperQ threw a runway party at the start of New York Fashion Week, filling the Beaux-Arts Court of the Brooklyn Museum with invited guests and nearly 2,000 members of the public.
It was the sixth annual Queer Runway Show at the museum for dapperQ, which uses the rallying cry of "ungendering fashion." Marking its 10th year in business, the site enlisted 10 brands Thursday night to dress an array of models of all colors, ages and sizes, large and small, on the gender binary and off.
One model used a wheelchair and another a single crutch. Professional trans models strutted and camped alongside YouTube and Instagram influencers. Zach Barack, the openly trans actor who appeared in the recent blockbuster "Spider-Man: Far from Home," was among the walkers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2019 01:13 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at September 07, 2019 01:05 AM (w7KSn)
You're gonna think I've gone plumb 'round the bend...
But go spend a long weekend up at Cloudcroft, NM. Lots of the cabins up there date back to the same as yours era, and might even be redwood.
Ski slopes, golf course, Michelin one star rated chow at The Lodge.
You can study it online, all you want. You'll draw conclusions.
But, just go there for that long weekend, shop the real estate, maybe make the drive to Ruidoso.
There's more "there" there, than meets the eye.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 07, 2019 01:14 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2019 01:15 AM (5aX2M)
I enjoyed that show. It's funny! And Mary Louise Parker is gorgeous, and spends a fair bit of time naked.
It just... sort of stretched credulity at times. There were so many situations where she just... really should've been dead. But she lucked out through some deus ex machina, and lived to deal another day.
Still a fun show, despite those flaws.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 07, 2019 01:15 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Brother Cavil says at September 07, 2019 01:16 AM (D5yyd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 01:10 AM (a72/q)
Do neon houses partially clad in bathroom tiles look better than rows of identical homes?
They do, but a lot of people don't think so.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2019 01:17 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2019 01:15 AM (5aX2M)
I actually had a couple of their albums on cassette, back in the day. they kinda slid into that cliché that they kind of developed, which, sadly happens a lot.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 01:17 AM (0OJ+W)
I was there in 1980, and saw it as it was then, and it was kind of charming, each house brightly painted in a different color from its neighbor. And I do mean "brightly". Pastel was a dirty word there, I think. Sadly, I think it has been modernized out of existence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 01:19 AM (a72/q)
Hillbillies to the Offspring song "Keep it Separated" (or whatever it's
named).
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 01:05 AM (0OJ+W)Another one along those lines... You can sing "Knocking On Heaven's Door" to the tune of "Easy", and it totally works!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 07, 2019 01:19 AM (H3MF8)
I actually had a couple of their albums on cassette, back in the day. they kinda slid into that cliche that they kind of developed, which, sadly happens a lot.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
You too?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2019 01:20 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at September 07, 2019 01:20 AM (nQNVp)
Posted by: Miklos, musicalologist at September 07, 2019 01:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 01:08 AM (t+qrx)
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I have songs like that. I always choke up when I hear "Midnight Train to Georgia."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2019 01:21 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 01:22 AM (PUmDY)
They do, but a lot of people don't think so.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2019 01:17 AM (tVQUs)
Then those people are welcome to their little boxes made of ticky-tacky.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 01:23 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 07, 2019 01:19 AM (H3MF
Huh. Never done that one. It must be the meter, even more than key. You can adjust key. Meter is what matters.
Cool.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 01:23 AM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 07, 2019 12:38 AM (f1Vqw)
The crazed totalitarian lefty nut or the guy from Cuba?
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 01:23 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: klaftern at September 07, 2019 01:23 AM (RuIsu)
Hillbillies to the Offspring song "Keep it Separated" (or whatever it's
named).
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 01:05 AM (0OJ+W)
Another one along those lines... You can sing "Knocking On Heaven's Door" to the tune of "Easy", and it totally works!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 07, 2019 01:19 AM (H3MF
William Blake's "The Tyger" matches Living Colour's "Cult of Personality" just enough that it gets wedged in your brain to that tune.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 01:24 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
You too?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Who among us can honestly say that they had no cassettes?
Let he who had no cassettes cast the first 8-track.
Posted by: Miklos, should have a beard, or at least look like Charlton Heston at September 07, 2019 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Part of 'Rainbow Row' in Charleston, SC : http://tinyurl.com/y6b3cnvf
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2019 01:24 AM (fUKvD)
But I always chuckle at myself during Glady's vamping on the end. "I've got to go! I've got to go!" I always wanna tell her, "shouldn't have worn such a tight corset." ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 07, 2019 01:24 AM (L2ZTs)
I was there in 1980, and saw it as it was then, and it was kind of charming, each house brightly painted in a different color from its neighbor. And I do mean "brightly". Pastel was a dirty word there, I think. Sadly, I think it has been modernized out of existence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 01:19 AM (a72/q)
From the newer photos I found, it looks like the houses are still there, but they've been painted white.
I found a photo from the 90's that I think shows what it used to look like:
https://tinyurl.com/yylho4ld
Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2019 01:25 AM (tVQUs)
Malvina Reynolds also composed Morningtown Ride, a lullaby, sung here by The Seekers.
https://youtu.be/6YP7GCXqdqU
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 07, 2019 01:25 AM (pNxlR)
Let he who had no cassettes cast the first 8-track.
Posted by: Miklos
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Well, I would *assert* that, moreover, the Buick has a cassette player as well as a CD player.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2019 01:26 AM (fUKvD)
Cool.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 01:23 AM (0OJ+W)
*Locks "Boot" onto Pug's keyboard*
You gotta pay The Meter.
*slips violation ticket under Pug's mouse pad*
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 07, 2019 01:26 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 07, 2019 01:26 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
So you know Amtrak's dining options.
Posted by: MiklosWerk, Trans-Euro-Express at September 07, 2019 01:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 01:24 AM (t+qrx)
Have to take your word for that one. Don't know that I have ever heard a Living Colour song. If I did, it must have sucked enough to not make an impression on me, and not sucked so badly as to make an impression on me.
There's a fuckton of music like that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 01:27 AM (a72/q)
Dr Hook, A Little Bit More
Saturday Night Fever Soundtrack
Journey, Escape
Go-Gos, Beauty And The Beat
J Geils Band, Freeze Frame
Waitresses, Wasn't Tomorrow Wonderful
Abba, Super Trouper/The Visitors
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 07, 2019 01:29 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 01:24 AM (t+qrx)
Noted. I actually wrote it on the blotter on my desk with a Sharpie.
But I am heading in.
'Night Horde. I would do that stupid speech from Cider House Rules, but I hate that fucking book. Never saw the movie.
Anyway, God bless the Horde. I would be adrift otherwise.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 01:29 AM (0OJ+W)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 01:30 AM (PUmDY)
https://tinyurl.com/yylho4ld
Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2019 01:25 AM (tVQUs)
Like that, but brighter colors. Knock your eyes out bright. Why not? The houses are dumpy little gummint shacks. Why not make them pop?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 01:30 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2019 01:30 AM (fUKvD)
There's a fuckton of music like that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 01:27 AM (a72/q)
It's one of those songs that are like cobalt-60 to steel. If you were alive after a particular time, you're contaminated.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 01:31 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
My Golf convertible has a CD changer...in the trunk. You can operate it from the driver's seat, but still. I thought Germans are supposed to be smart.
Then I realized-six CDs will get you from Berlin to the line of December 1941
Posted by: MiklosWerking with what I gots at September 07, 2019 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 01:31 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 01:31 AM (t+qrx)
I can't hear "Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent without laughing my ass off.
One beautiful day in autumn, I was going by the pond in Woodside on Mt. Evans Blvd., when it came on the radio, and my ex started singing it.
She thought the words were "I've got to strangle old ladies."
I damn near laughed myself into a ditch.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2019 01:32 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 01:32 AM (PUmDY)
Anyway, God bless the Horde. I would be adrift otherwise.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Actually Irish at September 07, 2019 01:29 AM (0OJ+W)
Night, Pug. Sleep well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 01:32 AM (a72/q)
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I weel not buy thees record, it is scretched.
Posted by: Hungarian guy with a faulty dictionary at September 07, 2019 01:34 AM (iB1oa)
It's one of those songs that are like cobalt-60 to steel. If you were alive after a particular time, you're contaminated.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 07, 2019 01:31 AM (t+qrx)
Yup.
And that Bodyglove wetsuit the dude wore in the video... that was the one brief moment in history where that wasn't gay.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2019 01:39 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 07, 2019 01:39 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: MiklosWerking with what I gots at September 07, 2019 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)
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Only if you drive a car with tank treads.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 07, 2019 01:40 AM (amw5z)
Mama, won't you take this badge from me...
(Burr durr durr durr, burr dur)
I just can't wear it, anymo-ho-or, orr, orr, or orr...
(Burr durr durr durr, burr dur)
It's gettin' dark, too dark to see-ee-ee...
(Burr durr durr durr, burr dur)
Feels like knockin' on heaven's door-or-or-or.
Yes. Ooh! It's like I'm knocki-ih-in'!
(Ah, ah, ah, aaah)
Knockin' on Heaven's door-or-or, yeah-ah-ah!
Ooh! It's like I'm knockin'!
(Ah, ah, ah, aaah)
Knockin' on Heaven's door-or-or, yeah-ah-ah-ahhh!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 07, 2019 01:40 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
When I was a little kid, I wanted to be a Pip (really).
My little sister and I used to dance in from of the TV to the themes from Sanford and Son and The Jeffersons.
How I became a White Supremacist Hater is a mystery to me.
Posted by: Miklos, knowing what shag carpet does to your dance routine at September 07, 2019 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 07, 2019 01:41 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 01:42 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Hungarian guy with a faulty dictionary
Are you the hovercraft guy? I know a guy who's in the market for eels.
Posted by: Miklos, basz meg at September 07, 2019 01:42 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 01:44 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: klaftern at September 07, 2019 01:44 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
Must be the Cajun version
Posted by: Miklos, allons a Lafayette at September 07, 2019 01:45 AM (QzkSJ)
I'm kidding; just giving you the business, man.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 07, 2019 01:48 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 01:49 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 01:51 AM (PUmDY)
Those sentiments are forbidden in the new gaywad America.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2019 01:52 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 01:52 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 01:54 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
S'allright
Hungarian Cajuns are nearly impossible to offend.
Posted by: Miklos, tout bon a tout, basz meg at September 07, 2019 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2019 01:56 AM (a72/q)
Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at September 07, 2019 01:56 AM (nQNVp)
Posted by: Miklos, tout bon a tout, basz meg at September 07, 2019 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)
just don't get into a paprika vs cayenne argument.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 01:58 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 01:58 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 07, 2019 01:59 AM (H3MF8)
I'm kidding; just giving you the business, man.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
S'allright
Hungarian Cajuns are nearly impossible to offend.
Posted by: Miklos, tout bon a tout, basz meg at September 07, 2019 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)
From my limited experience, mostly lurking. Miklos might be the most even keeled dude here.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 02:01 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at September 07, 2019 02:01 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Miklos, the Dag Hammarskold of this thread at September 07, 2019 02:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 02:04 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2019 02:05 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Quint
With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 07, 2019 02:05 AM (N0K3k)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 02:10 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Quint
With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig
Aye. Them barnacles hurt, but we now sell keel hauling Experience Adventures to a surprising number of wine moms
Exfoliation and whatnot
Posted by: Cap'n Miklos Seafood Buffet, fuck what they say on Yelp at September 07, 2019 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
If it starts with C-I-L-L my landlord
Don't post to Facebook
Thought we had been through all this
Posted by: Miklos, very stable lifestyle advisor at September 07, 2019 02:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2019 02:15 AM (5aX2M)
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Easy, there. It's not like she's an old pawnbroker.
Posted by: Raskolnikov at September 07, 2019 02:21 AM (5aX2M)
Exfoliation and whatnot
Posted by: Cap'n Miklos Seafood Buffet, fuck what they say on Yelp
If yer married to David French
We'll tickle yer trench
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 07, 2019 02:21 AM (N0K3k)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Madonna was initially (pre-MTV days) marketed on the radio sound assumption that she was black.
Posted by: Miklos, confessing to like one (1) Madonna song at September 07, 2019 02:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 02:22 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2019 02:05 AM (5aX2M)
all tingly in your naughty bits?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 07, 2019 02:22 AM (54n1a)
We'll tickle yer trench
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
The "Marianas" package
*see brochure for pricing*
Posted by: Miklos, much in demand at September 07, 2019 02:24 AM (QzkSJ)
I didn't take notes, but Wiki gives the charts info for all 15 of their albums. All of them made the top 50 in the Billboard Top 200, and the last 10 in a row made the top 10, several at #1.
Their professional career hardly seems "meh," or "too early," or anything else really besides a yuge popular and financial achievement.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at September 07, 2019 02:30 AM (XuBZu)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 02:31 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 02:31 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Madonna was initially (pre-MTV days) marketed on the radio sound assumption that she was black.
Posted by: Miklos, confessing to like one (1) Madonna song at September 07, 2019 02:21 AM (QzkSJ)
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Dude, I only thought of Nu Shooz because they used one of their songs in a show you might enjoy... Comrade Detective. I think it's on Amazon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2019 02:31 AM (5aX2M)
It sleeps well, the horned head:
We poor lads, ’tis our turn now
To hear such tunes as killed the thread
(whatsuch are awake, are musicifying, 'cause weekend or somesuch, or late and whatnot)
Posted by: Miklos, from H R Stuff n' Such at September 07, 2019 02:32 AM (QzkSJ)
If a normal could prove that global warming is man made and it is causing these natural disasters, I would be willing to listen to them. If a normal could prove it sans politics, we would be all in on at least the idea of making things better. But the left wants us to believe that capitalism causes weather events. They want us to dump our way of life based on Algore. I want some normals to show it to me, to make it clear to everyone. If they can't do this, then why not?
I am open to the idea that man is changing the weather. But you have to back it up with proof. When those who push this are lefty in every other way, it makes a person say, hmm.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 02:35 AM (n13/j)
I thought Nu Shooz was part of some marketing campaign.
As if any woman I have ever known needed it.
Posted by: Miklos, clearly mistaken, also never heard of Nu Shooz (not Big in Budapest) at September 07, 2019 02:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 02:43 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint
*does the Al Bundy devious grinsmile*
Posted by: Miklos, also tBudapeat had lots of shoe stores called Al Bundy at September 07, 2019 02:45 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 02:46 AM (NMAzL)
That means it's right on the path the Southern hemisphere uses to blow off its heat. It's basically sitting in the world's chimney.
If it stops hurricaning there, it means all of us in the North are freezing to death in an ice age.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2019 02:48 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Rapapo at September 07, 2019 02:51 AM (2Cm6i)
I encourage Mr. Levin to write two checks:
One to his initiative, and a second to the US Treasury for Coast Guard and other military expenses
Posted by: Miklos, unwilling taxpayer, because the never ask me at September 07, 2019 02:52 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 02:52 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Rohan at September 07, 2019 02:53 AM (RZE1M)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
$125 for recycled plastic?
Publius must have some almost-empty Roundup barrels around somewhere.
Posted by: Miklos, Mr DIY himself, with medical bills to prove it at September 07, 2019 02:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, tapping the Emergency Hurricane Bourbon Supply at September 07, 2019 02:58 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Rapapo at September 07, 2019 02:51 AM (2Cm6i)
I haven't read the thread you mention here. But what I know about the left is that they like all the worst things about Europe and hate all the good things. They want the inefficient socialism but could not care less about the joie de vivre. Basically what the want is for the US to run like the DMV.
Most of these people that think we should be more like Europe have never been there. These libs that defended Chirac's France after 9/11 woudn't have known France from a whole in the ground other than it opposed a Republican.
These people today want to live in Orwell's worst nightmare. Of course then have never read Orwell either, and if they did, some socialist party member told them the lie that he was against American society.
I have had it with these lefty dullards who learned no history and have no clue. And damn their parents, what the hell were they doing? I get a parent can not force his kid to be a normal, but there has to be some questioning here. We like to bash Millenials for their lack of historical knowledge and lack of civics. But who was teaching these kids?
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 02:59 AM (n13/j)
Mornin' Vic
Hope you have some of the brown; Guvna Henry lifted the mandatory whatevers
Posted by: Miklos, tapping the Emergency Hurricane Bourbon Supply at September 07, 2019 02:58 AM (QzkSJ)
Yeah I have some brown. I'm sittinh here eating what I had meant to be a BLT on a bun but after I started eating it I realized I was such a hurry I forgot to slice up a tomato and break off some lettuce, so it is a bacon on bun.
As for the brown I would be SOL if I hadn't had any. The "stores" here do not open until 9 am.
Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 03:03 AM (mpXpK)
Quint
Heh.
Legal drinking age is 18 everywhere in Europe.
Discuss, democrats
Posted by: Miklos, with valid ID at September 07, 2019 03:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Legal drinking age is 18 everywhere in Europe.
Discuss, democrats
Posted by: Miklos, with valid ID at September 07, 2019 03:04 AM (QzkSJ)
It used to be 18 here too until MAD got involved.
Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 03:06 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic
They are called "Red Dot" stores for a reason.
Posted by: Miklos, glad i stocked up, but that was also a good excuse to buy in bulk at September 07, 2019 03:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Rohan
Gee whiz, it's almost like multinational corporations are not our friends and the bought-and-paid-for members of authorized conservatives have been lying to us this whole time.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 07, 2019 03:08 AM (N0K3k)
apart Rachel Madcow would end announcing how B of A, et al are pulling
their ads from MSNBC. No such luck. Her numbers could splat to zero
and they'd still happily fund the #resistance
Posted by: Rohan at September 07, 2019 02:53 AM (RZE1M)'BOA has always been lefty other than with the numbers. It is a cool game, saying lefty things, then act like an F U pay me guy in business.
The corporations believe twitter is real life, that is the problem. If they just ignored the place for a week or two, they could keep doing what they are doing. They don't even want to see if the left boycotts them and it hurts sales, If they get too many tweets, they buckle.
If someone were smart, and the country is really this divided, then someone would be starting all kinds of businesses that don't buckle to the professional left. This might be hard to build up scale quickly, but so what. A lot of people are sick of this crap and would willingly support companies that don't cave to the crazy left. i am tired of giving free advice, hell this is easy.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 03:08 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Vic
I worked at the biggest Budweiser account in SC, called Group Therapy in Columbia when it was 18.
Lines around the block.
Then 21.
Adios, moneytime
Posted by: Miklos, 150 cases a week was a lot at September 07, 2019 03:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Rohan
Gee whiz, it's almost like multinational corporations are not our
friends and the bought-and-paid-for members of authorized conservatives
have been lying to us this whole time.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 07, 2019 03:08 AM (N0K3k)
I was most skeptical about Trumps populism and tariffs. I thought highly of big business in that they made our lives better and acted in rational ways. But have these guys proven him right? Hell, he is not even anti business, he is trying to help them. But these people have freaking lost it in many ways. They are actually asking to be regulated, to bow the knee.
As someone mentioned recently, big business is skipping over the ballot box and enforcing lefty mob rule on their own.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 03:14 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 03:16 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Miklos, Mr DIY himself, with medical bills to prove it at September 07, 2019 02:55 AM (QzkSJ)
He doesn't know how to turn them into shoes.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 03:17 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 03:17 AM (mpXpK)
As we break apart, we're going to move into the phase of separate civil and business systems before the open war.
In that window, there's a metric shit-ton of opportunity for entrepreneurs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2019 03:19 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 03:20 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 03:22 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Vic
I worked at the biggest Budweiser account in SC, called Group Therapy in Columbia when it was 18.
Lines around the block.
Then 21.
Adios, moneytime
Posted by: Miklos, 150 cases a week was a lot at September 07, 2019 03:10 AM (QzkSJ)
crap, it wasn't long ago when you had to be 16 to smoke cigs and they even had smoking areas for students. The left calls this an accomplishment. Now you have to be 21 to even buy nicotine replacement therapies to get off cigs. To me this shows we are a society of perpetual adolescents. You can join the Army at 17 but have to wait 4 years for a beer or a smoke?
Yes smoking is bad for you. But the real issue is this nation is going backwards. Childhood is gaining ground. I would not be surprised if they make the age to buy tobacco and booze 30 in a few years. Too bad the people who are supposed to teach these kids have no shame at all.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 03:22 AM (n13/j)
Miklos, what's "the brown"?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 03:20 AM (NMAzL)
AOS short for brown liquor.
Posted by: Vic at September 07, 2019 03:24 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 03:30 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 03:31 AM (PUmDY)
https://youtu.be/HsM_VmN6ytk
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 07, 2019 03:33 AM (N0K3k)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2019 03:35 AM (PUmDY)
You could put vodka or gin in wood and it would be brown Some say they can only handle white spirits and the brown stuff is too heavy or makes them sick. it could be the wood but my guess is it is psychological. The exemption is fake brown liquor that has had coloring added.
To each his own, I don't care if you like white spirits or brown. But that this county is giving up beer and replacing it with low alcohol seltzer water can't be a good sign. People will get into the most absurd things if they think it is now cool Again, entrepreneurs should take not. Tell them seltzer is causing global warming and just sell them cans of tap water with a bit of booze.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 03:39 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 03:55 AM (NMAzL)
1) the beer on whiskey mighty risky and whiskey on beer never fear is a load. It is a psych out. The only way this makes sense if you are guzzling beer and start guzzling whiskey. I get people have issues with certain drinks, mostly from past experiences, but it is all booze, the alcohol is the same.
2) the people who say tequila will F you up worse than other alcoholic drinks have no clue. Maybe you drank too much tequila but there is nothing special about it, unless you drank rot gut.
3) A lot of people say they can't drink red wine because of the sulfites. It turns out that white wine has more sulfites than red wine. And the FDA estimates that fewer than 1 percent of Americans are actually sulfite sensitive.
In fact, many who say they are sulfite sensitive say the wine they had traveling in Europe caused them no issues because it had no sulfites. It is true that your euro bottle does not say "contains sulfites" but it does. Only in America is it required to put on the bottle "contains sulfites" 99 percent of wine contains sulfites, it is a natural part of the wine making process.
4) Beer is not skunked because it was left out then refrigerated. Beer is only skunked when the hops react to solar rays. This is why beer in clear bottles and green bottles is often skunked. Those bottles can not block the solar rays that skunk beer. In fact, Miller high life for one is a beer in clear bottles that will never skunk because they use a hop extract that does not react to solar rays. As for Corona in clear bottles, and Heineken in green bottles, you are on your own.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 04:00 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 03:55 AM (NMAzL)
i still like rum and cokes and don't care what so called aficionados think. in fact, I have been trending to old school America lagers and away from fru fru ipas and goses. Anyone who bad mouth's someone for what they drink is a wannabe and newbie. I have nothing against them, it is a learning experience. Most of the best of us drank American style pale lagers. And those that get into beer or wine inevitably change their tastes and go for things they used to think they never would.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 04:06 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 04:24 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Miley,
Not "Coke".
RC Cola.
Be nice down heah.
Posted by: Miklos, culturally multiplicital at September 07, 2019 04:33 AM (QzkSJ)
If you really want to learn about skunked beer try this. Take a clear bottled corona and put it in the sun for ten minutes. Then compare it to a corona in a can. Make sure you smell them as the skunking is really about smell. i don't want to call out too many companies here but you know the ones in clear bottles and even more so in green bottles. The Canadian beers and many from Germany go with green bottles.
At one point people asked why these companies went with clear and green bottles if it messed up their beer. Well, we all see that Corona is not in cans and also in brown bottles called Corona Familiar. Some have told me this is a different beer but I am not buying it. There is no proof of that at all.
Historically, imported Euro beer came in green bottles. Not just Euro, you had Canadian stuff like Moose Head. But you have so many from Europe like St. Paulie Girl, Becks, Heineken and others. It got to the point where green meant imported and sophisticated. That so many of them were skunked was a afterthought.
Now you have one of the most famous Euro lagers changing from green bottles to brown. That beer is Pilsnser Urquell. They listened and changed things up.
One might wonder why I propose Corona for a skunk test. They bash Corona and say is it has not flavor blah blah. That is my point, Corona is the best beer to do a skunk test on. There is nothing to hide with this beer. Compare a clear bottle left in the sun for ten minutes with a canned version. You won't forget the difference and will always understand what causes skunking from that day forward.
Some say they like the skunked tastes of Corona in clear bottles. That is fine, if you like it, you like it. There are also rumors that they do it on purpose. I promise you, they do not. The clear bottles are a marketing thing. And the green ones are really no better. The brown bottles do a better job but there is a reason more and more craft brewers are using cans.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 04:39 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
"innuendo" sounds like of them commie furriner words.
Its Mexican anal
Posted by: JT at September 07, 2019 04:39 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Miley,
Not "Coke".
RC Cola.
Be nice down heah.
Posted by: Miklos, culturally multiplicital at September 07, 2019 04:33 AM (QzkSJ)
with peanuts and a Moon Pie.
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 04:40 AM (n13/j)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 07, 2019 04:45 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Miklos, culturally multiplicital at September 07, 2019 04:33 AM (QzkSJ)
You know it's actually diet Pepsi Zero, because Publius, but I'd be happy to try RC Cola. Sometimes you need to mix it up a bit, amiright?
I've been adding lime wedges to the Admiral Nelson's cherry rum/cola, and loving it. Limes were 3 for a dollar at Bi-Lo today.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 04:50 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
ISWYDT
Posted by: JT at September 07, 2019 04:51 AM (arJlL)
Guess i should feel lucky it didn't barf up an owl pellet on me.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 07, 2019 05:01 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 07, 2019 05:05 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 05:10 AM (NMAzL)
I think getting hit in the head by an owl is lucky.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 05:10 AM
it's a good sign...in Haiti
Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 07, 2019 05:14 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Quint at September 07, 2019 05:17 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 05:29 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 05:32 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 07, 2019 05:32 AM (gAXBD)
https://youtu.be/K5uMqmkpbwI
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 05:33 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: JT at September 07, 2019 05:37 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 07, 2019 05:42 AM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 07, 2019 05:43 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 05:44 AM (BbGew)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 07, 2019 05:47 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 07, 2019 05:48 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 07, 2019 05:49 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 05:49 AM (cqNba)
For the children..
And shit.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 05:52 AM (cqNba)
We get there 4 hours early, set up a concession stand, and have other humble duties. The sweat equity is what funds our scholarship money and the running of a classic show of Americana. The bus I need to catch rolls at 6:30.
Shameless plug: Link in nic.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 07, 2019 05:53 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 07, 2019 05:55 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: My life is insanity at September 07, 2019 05:56 AM (Z/jzm)
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.
Good on you for getting the news to cover the bad people in Balt. Co.
The Left is racist, evil, and will not shut up about what we must do. I don't see how decent people can follow them. I guess the big lie works.
Now gtg.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 07, 2019 05:57 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2019 05:58 AM (BbGew)
EMT is nood
Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 07, 2019 06:01 AM (KCxzN)
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AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)