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lol: Two Iranian Politicians Rocked by Leaked Sex-Tapes
Official piousness and sanctimoniousness, hidden corruption and indulgence.
Glad we don't have anything like that in our own Ruling Class, huh?In Iran, everyone is talking about the sextapes of two Iranian politicians that were leaked on social media in early August. This is the first time that such compromising videos of politicians have been leaked since the 1979 Islamic Revolution. For many Iranians, these videos highlight the hypocrisy of those who fervently defend Islamic morality. The first sextape was posted online on August 4. The four-minute video, which was clearly filmed with a hidden camera, shows Ali Mohammad Ahmadi -- the former governor of Kohgiluyeh and Boyer-Ahmad, a province in southwestern Iran -- having sexual relations with a woman.Not his wife, of course.
On August 9, another leaked sextape popped up on social media, this time featuring a different Iranian politician -- Abbas Malekzadeh, the mayor of Sadra, a town of about 100,000 residents in the southern province of Fars. A few days earlier, on August 5, he had been arrested with three people from the city council, all accused of corruption. Unlike the videos of Ahmadi, which looked like they were filmed with a hidden camera, Malekzadeh filmed this video himself. In the video, he stands there naked, caressing the naked woman with him as she talks on the telephone. In the days following the leak, the woman in the video posted two videos begging social media users to erase the sextape. She says it was filmed three years ago and could "ruin [her] life" as she is now married.Oh, and Trump just tweeted this about Iran's "space" rocket disaster:
The United States of America was not involved in the catastrophic accident during final launch preparations for the Safir SLV Launch at Semnan Launch Site One in Iran. I wish Iran best wishes and good luck in determining what happened at Site One. pic.twitter.com/z0iDj2L0Y3
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 30, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 01:58 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: I honestly don't know at August 30, 2019 01:58 PM (WwHot)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2019 01:58 PM (JFO2v)
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"Trump is giving away state secrets!"
-Allahpundit, probably
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 01:59 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at August 30, 2019 01:59 PM (I8FKK)
Posted by: CN at August 30, 2019 01:59 PM (U7k5w)
This is a time for unreasonable panic! Only that can save us now!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 01:59 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at August 30, 2019 01:59 PM (fsa/N)
Posted by: world traveling whore at August 30, 2019 01:59 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 02:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:00 PM (xJa6I)
Not his wife, of course.
His goat?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 02:00 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:00 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Fat Girl Throws Down Training Videos at The Outrage Outlet! at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (a0IVu)
Did the movie ever explain why they didn't send a dozen robots back in the same time transporter?
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (fsa/N)
Posted by: Synova at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Iranian Politicians and Engineers at August 30, 2019 02:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: All goats at August 30, 2019 02:02 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:02 PM (NFEMn)
Basically doxing their missile site.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:02 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:02 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Fat Girl Throws Down Training Videos at The Outrage Outlet! at August 30, 2019 02:02 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (flINI)
"On tonight: Is Trump a secret tool of Iran's mullah? We have experts Max Boot, Robert Comey, and Sid Blumenthal on to explore this very real -- and very DEADLY -- possibility!"
-- Rachel Maddow
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: the bulwark at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Goats of Iran at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (jMd7P)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (xJa6I)
the former governor of Kohgiluyeh and Boyer-Ahmad, a province in southwestern Iran -- having sexual relations with a woman.
Not his wife, of course.
His goat?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 02:00 PM (Jk+3L)
That would have been his wife's sister.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (I8FKK)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:02 PM (NFEMn)
AKA a day ending in a Y.
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (a0IVu)
It's blondes, pork and the finest champagne for the Muslim elite when they travel.....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (NFEMn)
This is the result of the rise of global facsimile (that's right, I said facsimile) and Trump.
This wouldn't have been necessary except Epstein, Trump and Prince Andrew kidnapped all the young boys.
Posted by: This is CNN at August 30, 2019 02:04 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Wayne Frazer at August 30, 2019 02:04 PM (IDjUx)
*******
Longtime lobbyist and former congressman Vin Weber resigns from consulting firm - The Washington Post
******
But OMFG Nothing is Happening
*****
Willowed
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 30, 2019 02:04 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (a0IVu)
People and power. Doesn't matter what the trappings of their office, or the morals they profess. It's always the same.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 30, 2019 02:04 PM (J+mig)
Did the movie ever explain why they didn't send a dozen robots back in the same time transporter?
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (fsa/N)
I believe one of the latter, bad, Terminator movies showed a procession of Terminators going into the chamber.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:04 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:02 PM (NFEMn)
AKA a day ending in a Y.
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (cF8AT)
They seem to think that a screen capture of Melania greeting soy boy Trudeau is a "thing" that Trump is obsessed with....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (X3eVf)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (oVJmc)
Also Iranian leader: "Sweetie, stand still while I film us nakedly caressing each other!"
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2019 02:06 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2019 02:06 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: SH at August 30, 2019 02:06 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: ShainS
He created the Sux2Bu virus.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 02:06 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2019 02:06 PM (llxrS)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (oZ6kz)
You sound like.....you've had experience with hot Persian women....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:06 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (oZ6kz)
Bah, I've dated Russians. THOSE are heartless gold diggers to the max.
Persian women can have those big noses. I have a thing for big noses on women. I blame...God, I don't know who to blame but Aeryn Sun is one possibility.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: SH at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (37IEG)
The orangemanbad virus might be responsible.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (Uu+Jp)
I think monkeys really are going to fly out their butt. Everything else seems to.
Sincerely,
The Real State of California
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Someguy at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (4i8PS)
Can't speak to that. Something wrong with my hyoid bone.
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (786Ro)
@K1erry
Did you know that Mississippi has a Second Amendment tax holiday this weekend?
No state tax on firearms, ammo and certain hunting supplies.
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM (cF8AT)
Jooooooooossssssssss.
God bless em.
Jooooo sharks. With frickin' laser beams.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: SH at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM (KUaJL)
At least they can say they dindu ... mutton.
Posted by: Wayne Frazer at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM (IDjUx)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: JT at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Aphorisms R Us at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (pMGkg)
Nice rocket complex you have there, shame that something happened to it.
If only you had bought Donny Two-Scoops Rocket Insurance. Sad.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get Your Fat Girl Throws Down Training Videos at The Outrage Outlet! at August 30, 2019 02:02 PM (hLRSq)
_______
"Hey, I just got a great idea! Let me go get some government funding for it .. " -- Elon Musk
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (X3eVf)
Posted by: Zombie Jeff Epstein at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:03 PM (NFEMn)
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According to mom, who did a cruise in the ME a couple of decades ago, she witnessed burka to bikini once the ship was out of sight of land.
She thought it hilarious.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (qC1Sy)
----+
Pretty much the same response to every one of his tweets all the time.
Yes, they're accusing him of giving away secrets, killing thousands in PR, having a staffer write the tweet, etc.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (k81AA)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (2LelM)
Persian women can have those big noses. I have a thing for big noses on women. I blame...God, I don't know who to blame but Aeryn Sun is one possibility.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (xJa6I)
I had a Georgian woman --there's your big nose--beautiful as hell. Wanted to marry me---just to get a visa. She was upfront about it and hinted there would be be some sex along with a monthly payment to me.
I didn't bite.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2019 02:10 PM (oVJmc)
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Two Iranian politicians filmed having sex with women?
At least they can say they dindu ... mutton.
Posted by: Wayne Frazer at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM
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golf clap
Posted by: irright at August 30, 2019 02:10 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 02:10 PM (786Ro)
https://tinyurl.com/y2qpy6pg
She just stabs a little boy in the face, almost does the same to a little girl, and... nobody jumps on her?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 30, 2019 02:10 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: Ima Mullah at August 30, 2019 02:10 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:10 PM (a72/q)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2019 02:10 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Sexual Harassment Panda at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (LK5OW)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (flINI)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM (2LelM)
I'd bet that the two damaged service vehicles on either side of the pad are evidence that temperatures got so high that their fuel tanks exploded.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: DocJ at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (DU2N9)
So, three-some? How does that work under sharia law? The woman is stoned to death and the guys get a stern talking-to?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (flINI)
That can be taken care of easily
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (NFEMn)
-
I see the problem.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at August 30, 2019 01:59 PM (fsa/N)
The goat videos are on Betamax, so they are looking for a player.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (a72/q)
-- Donald J. Trump]
The very precise wording of Trump's tweet convinces me that he is actually TAUNTING Iran to find out who did it, and that of course the US is partly responsible, but not solely responsible as the "United States of America." Probably some international espionage coalition between the US, Israel and who-knows-who-else sabotaged the rocket.
Either that or Iranians are brutish and incompetent.
Posted by: zombie at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (tVQUs)
I didn't bite.
Posted by: JoeF
You had Stifler's mom?
From Two Broke Girls?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (Jk+3L)
I rate this statement as too fake to be believed.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (SHtRW)
Yes, they're accusing him of giving away secrets, killing thousands in PR, having a staffer write the tweet, etc.
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We don't know if we did it.
Its not like he tweeted:
"Today, upon MY call, after the command I gave, and after I personally sent orders, I bombed Iran using MY bombs that I control after I received intelligence ..."
Posted by: SH at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: SH at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM
Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: Pitch Guy Kristol at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (S48ez)
So, three-some? How does that work under sharia law? The woman is stoned to death and the guys get a stern talking-to?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (ptqGC)
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Eh, they just threaten the local Imam and he issues a fatwah justifying everything.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (qC1Sy)
Muslim politicians are the worst hypocrites. Love their booze and sex for themselves only. Peons get stoned to death.
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (a0IVu)
Muslim politicians and royal families all know to go to the UAE to get their freaks and drinks on.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (I8FKK)
Our Retarded 12th Century Asses made a Rocket.
Death to America.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (O8WFE)
GEOTUS just said we helped with the rocket fuck up.
Troll Status:
( X) Magnificent
Posted by: monkey at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (Wd55D)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)
https://tinyurl.com/y2qpy6pg
She just stabs a little boy in the face, almost does the same to a little girl, and... nobody jumps on her?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 30, 2019 02:10 PM (rP4OC)
Saw that yesterday. Horrific...and dad needs to take some ass stomping lessons.
Happened in Tbilisi Georgia.
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:14 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2019 02:14 PM (M+Lyo)
But more likely some mundane thing, like the feed pipe for the fuel mix being, accidentally ("Yes, connect it there Moshe...."), improperly secured.
The finest Soviet design involved, secondhanded from North Korea, and then screwed up by hand by the finest Iranian technicians.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 02:14 PM (37IEG)
Would anyone want to see a sex tape featuring Hillary?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (2LelM)
Doctors in poor areas could use it as a dirt cheap alternative to ipecac.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 30, 2019 02:14 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 02:14 PM (Wd55D)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (BqBId)
--Mossad
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)
" Do the right sheep"
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (M+Lyo)
Our Retarded 12th Century Asses made a Rocket.
Death to America.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (O8WFE)
You missed the part that said, "Praise to Imam Obama and NASA's Muslim outreach program."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Allie at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (oVJmc)
I didn't bite.
Posted by: JoeF
You had Stifler's mom?
From Two Broke Girls?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (Jk+3L)
She was a stripper. Nice girl despite that--educated, played woman's basketball in Georgia, spoke 4 languages.
She trusted me and made me count the money she made while she went to the dressing room to change for her next set.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (NFEMn)
At least they can say they dindu ... mutton
==========
*Thunderous golf clap*
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (dmoiP)
Would anyone want to see a sex tape featuring Hillary?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (2LelM)
No one. Evah.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (KZzsI)
Does the exoskeleton even have a sex port?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)
Deep Goat
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (5l6gb)
Too low rated for MSNBC.
HA!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (oVJmc)
This will be a future Trump tweet....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (BoJzR)
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)
Deep Goat
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (5l6gb)
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Winner.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (qC1Sy)
Trump is Tweet Master!
He by denying any US involvement, he just convinced their Paranoid Leaders that we DID do it.
Posted by: Don Q at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (NgKpN)
I didn't bite.
Posted by: JoeF
You had Stifler's mom?
From Two Broke Girls?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (Jk+3L)
She was a stripper. Nice girl despite that--educated, played woman's basketball in Georgia, spoke 4 languages.
She trusted me and made me count the money she made while she went to the dressing room to change for her next set.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (NFEMn)
I've had relationships like that.
I'd have gone for it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (xJa6I)
That's something, and funny too...unlesss it results in war or sumpin.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:09 PM (2LelM)
Well about half of millenials have watched 2 girls 1 cup.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Hands at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)
Deep Goat
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (5l6gb)
Behind the Green Burkha
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (KZzsI)
"nor are we involved with the catastrophic accident that is scheduled at Semnan Launch Site Two..."
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (Wd55D)
She trusted me and made me count the money she made while she went to the dressing room to change for her next set.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (NFEMn)
You should have asked for a test drive.
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (M+Lyo)
Mike Pompeo in 2017 said that he does this.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (2DEMZ)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (8ts9m)
You mean like Obama revealing that Israel did Stuxnet?
Like Obama telling Iran the location of a secret Israel military base?
Like Joe Biden outing the SEALs?
Like Obama announcing the Bin Laden raid almost immediately, burning a lot of intel that was retrieved?
Like Eric Holder releasing the Bush era enhanced interrogation memos?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (NFEMn)
She doesn't fuck little boys. She's not Bryan Singer.
Posted by: trev006 at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (syvkf)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (NFEMn)
She's a mixture of Spanish and Persian, two great tastes that taste great together.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (wCmLp)
Two Iranian politicians filmed having sex with women?
At least they can say they dindu ... mutton.
Posted by: Wayne Frazer at August 30, 2019 02:08 PM (IDjUx)
*tea thru nose*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:18 PM (ptqGC)
Too low rated for MSNBC.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM
WE'LL TAKE HIM!!!!! HE'LL DOUBLE OUR RATINGS!!!!
Posted by: CNN at August 30, 2019 02:18 PM (S48ez)
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This is his fifth cancellation. And yet someone bankrolled him after his fourth cancellation. I don't know who is dumber - Donny or his investors. Is he aware that the market for smarmy NYers talking is limited?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:18 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (KZzsI)
Like the donkey shows, do ye?
Posted by: Allie at August 30, 2019 02:18 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 30, 2019 02:18 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: t-bird at August 30, 2019 02:14 PM (Wd55D)
/golf clap
Posted by: Don Q at August 30, 2019 02:18 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (NFEMn)
She doesn't fuck little boys. She's not Bryan Singer.
Posted by: trev006 at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (syvkf)
The twitter fools seem to think she is bedazzled by that soy boy. lmao.
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:18 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 02:18 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: The Mossad at August 30, 2019 02:19 PM (2PXwn)
She seizes the means of reproduction.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2019 02:19 PM (2DEMZ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 02:19 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Don Q at August 30, 2019 02:19 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:19 PM (BoJzR)
Posted by: trev006 at August 30, 2019 02:19 PM (syvkf)
She trusted me and made me count the money she made while she went to the dressing room to change for her next set.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:15 PM (NFEMn)
I've had relationships like that.
I'd have gone for it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (xJa6I)
The things that stand out after all this time are her nose, and her lush, long curly brunette hair. She was also about 5' 9''--but didn't look it--and was very graceful.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:19 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Sean Connery at August 30, 2019 02:19 PM (786Ro)
They seem to think that a screen capture of Melania greeting soy boy Trudeau is a "thing" that Trump is obsessed with....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:05 PM (NFEMn)
Good grief. That soy soaked boy? Did you see the pic of him meeting PDT, sporting pink socks?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (ptqGC)
@AKimCampbell
I'm rooting for a direct hit on Mar a Lago!
(She's a former 5 month PM of Canada)
Now she's claiming this:
@AKimCampbell
I have deleted my tweet about the hurricane & Mar a Lago and sincerely apologize to all it offended. It was intended as sarcasm-not a serious wish of harm. Throwaway lines get a life of their own on Twitter. I shd know better. Mea culpa.
Her 'apology' is not going well in the comments.
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (MLJ+L)
Sara Shahi is a HOT Persian-American actress.....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:11 PM (NFEMn)
The test determined that you are telling the truth.
Posted by: Maury Povich at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (I8FKK)
Good grief. That soy soaked boy? Did you see the pic of him meeting PDT, sporting pink socks?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (ptqGC)
One of the twitter comments was something like 'find someone who will look at you the way Melania looks at Justin'. Seriously.
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (a0IVu)
Her 'apology' is not going well in the comments.
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (cF8AT)
Throwaway lines, meant to be funny, you know, like "D*ath to Tr*mp"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (37IEG)
You mean like Obama revealing that Israel did Stuxnet?
Like Obama telling Iran the location of a secret Israel military base?
Like Joe Biden outing the SEALs?
Like Obama announcing the Bin Laden raid almost immediately, burning a lot of intel that was retrieved?
Like Eric Holder releasing the Bush era enhanced interrogation memos?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (bDqIh)
As though Trump didn't clear it with military brass
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM
Anahita does Tehran
Posted by: Grimaldi at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (S48ez)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (BoJzR)
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (cF8AT)
And it shouldn't. She's actually wishing major destruction and possible deaths on American citizens.
Gah. I'm already a stressed mess. F*ck her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)
Good grief. That soy soaked boy? Did you see the pic of him meeting PDT, sporting pink socks?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (ptqGC)
Sitting with crossed legs like the demure, virginal maiden he is.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (2LelM)
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Don't forget Hillary disclosing the reaction time to get the nuke rolling on the campaign trail.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (qC1Sy)
A friend tells me this is confirmed.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (a0IVu)
-----------
Who wants someone that will look at you with disgust?
Posted by: bluebell at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (vaQfv)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (2DEMZ)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (37IEG)
Actually, nothing compares with the video of the ayatollah's funeral procession, where the crazed iranians knocked his rancid corpse to the street and swarmed it in their ... grief(?). That was one of the funniest moments in human history and told you all you ever needed to know about Iran and iranians.
I guess it can be considered a "leaked" video since the net has been totally scrubbed of it. TOTALLY. You can't find that video anywhere. You can find videos of the procession, but that 2 minutes is always cut out. It's amazing, really.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (6qa8a)
Yeah well its all part of the "Trudeau is dreamy" fantasy they cling to, and stick it to Trump. Meanwhile he goes home every night and has sex with an international model and Trudeau's eyebrow falls off on national TV.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (KZzsI)
Heh...Trump. Love it.
Sara Shahi...looks like a girl I used to know.
**sigh**
Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (u6xw0)
P.S. Trump is a worldmaster troll. That is all.
Posted by: GuyfromNH at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (Gs5TH)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (6qa8a)
Same
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (xJa6I)
Goats across Iran are livid!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (EcqY2)
About the rocket. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
Yours truly,
Donald Trump
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (MLJ+L)
**sigh**
Posted by: dananjcon at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (u6xw0)
I believe you. Brunettes are the best.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:24 PM (NFEMn)
Eh, these guys are monsters. I'd rather not see them naked OR getting pleasure.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 02:24 PM (bDqIh)
I think Trump is trolling here
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch
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The God-Emperor Kek has yielded his crown.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 02:24 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2019 02:24 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Don Q at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (NgKpN)
Now Mossad should tweet: "See it was totally the U.S. that did that. Not us, no sirree, Bob, (shuffle, shuffle) not us!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:24 PM (a72/q)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 02:24 PM (O8WFE)
Gah. I'm already a stressed mess. F*ck her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)
And this is different from any other Demoncrat how?
Posted by: Allie at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (BoJzR)
This is true.
Also a sub genre of Mormons in their special underwear.
Porn kinks are weird.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (2LelM)
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Don't forget Hillary disclosing the reaction time to get the nuke rolling on the campaign trail.
Don't forget Hillary giving access to EVERY EMAIL SHE SENT AS SoS TO THE FUCKING CHINESE.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (EcqY2)
It's out there somewhere.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (NFEMn)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ht4xpo
Now, which one is the alpha male?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (ptqGC)
Is our president not a first class twitter troll?
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No. The man stands alone, in a class of his own.
Whether or not the US had any involvement, or it was Israel, or just an accident, he just stirred the pot on a hot situation with a heavily-armed and aggressive regional power. On Twitter.
That is a special kind of internet trolling.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (2JpPM)
The attitude is now spreading across Europe. Supremacists abound around the world ... but if you express any American pride, you can be fired/blocked/censored, without any rape or theft involved.
China is our major enemy, they have the same standards. They can lie and steal our intellectual property, because they are China, center of the universe. We are lowly dirty Western capitalists, with no value except to be exploited.
These
China ADV guys take on that topic ... young daughters from out back
often get sold into prostitution, to pay for education for the (more
important) son. Not all Chinese participate, but it is prevalent
everywhere. ... advertised openly on the street.
youtube link
https://tinyurl.com/yylwz93h
Posted by: illiniwek at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (Yf6eY)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (37IEG)
I don't think she actually knows what 'sarcasm' means.
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (Uu+Jp)
166 Someone told me there is a whole category on YouPorn of sex with Muslim women wearing their Hijab.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (BoJzR)
This is true.
Also a sub genre of Mormons in their special underwear.
Porn kinks are weird.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (xJa6I)
"SLANDER!"
-Kurt Eichenwald, hugging his tentacle hentai tightly to his manly chest
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (5l6gb)
Behind the Green Burkha
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)
The Great Satan in Miss al-Jones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (a72/q)
I remain convinced that there is at least one AOC sex tape out there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (KZzsI)
T
It's not coming out for a mere congresswoman.
When she runs for higher office? Her Democrat rivals will release that thing as fast as possible, and then blame the GOP for releasing it.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper aka MrCaniac at August 30, 2019 02:27 PM (I8FKK)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (BoJzR)
This is true.
Also a sub genre of Mormons in their special underwear.
Porn kinks are weird.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (xJa6I)
True, but there's no proof that these women are Muslim. They just slap a hijab on any Latin porn actress.
Same thing with "Indian" porn. They just put a dot on their forehead....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:27 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Priapism at August 30, 2019 02:27 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (NFEMn)
I've looked, many times. It's gone. Like Barky's records and standardized test scores.
Maybe it's a muzzie thing?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 02:27 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (BoJzR)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (5l6gb)
Behind the Green Burkha
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)
The Great Satan in Miss al-Jones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (a72/q)
Deeba Does Damascus
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (NFEMn)
shows Ali Mohammad Ahmadi -- the former governor of Kohgiluyeh and
Boyer-Ahmad, a province in southwestern Iran -- having sexual relations
with a woman.
Four whole minutes? No way you're convincing me the dude lasted four minutes of ACTUAL sex. 15 seconds of sex, top, and the rest is just the woman reassuring him that he's a stallion in the sack despite evidence to the contrary.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: The Japanese at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:27 PM (NFEMn)
Oh, there is plenty of authentic Indian porn out there. A lot of the Bollywood actresses started their careers making naughty movies.
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (a0IVu)
was she in the Liberal Party? those guys are getting hammered next election.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (NHx/I)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (NFEMn)
I've looked, many times. It's gone. Like Barky's records and standardized test scores.
Maybe it's a muzzie thing?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 02:27 PM (EcqY2)
I bet Barky ordered it removed and scrubbed as a "favor" to the mullahs
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Priapism at August 30, 2019 02:29 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:29 PM (5l6gb)
I'm sure its as Muslim as the "good Church girl gets seduced" or "naughty nun" ones are Christian.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:29 PM (KZzsI)
It's alright.
Glenfiddich 14.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:29 PM (iikV8)
hey, that's enough about *my* sex tape
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 02:29 PM (NHx/I)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM (xJa6I)
Truer words have never been typed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 02:30 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: The Mossad at August 30, 2019 02:30 PM (J+mig)
I don't know that an AOC sextape would move the needle, these days. At least not with Dem voters, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2019 02:30 PM (2JpPM)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 30, 2019 02:30 PM (6/uwW)
"Today, upon MY call, after the command I gave, and after I
personally sent orders, I bombed Iran using MY bombs that I control
after I received intelligence ..."
Posted by: SH at August 30, 2019 02:12 PM (sX1BW)
_______
What is a mirror-universe-non-muslim Barack Obama for $1,000, Alex?
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 30, 2019 02:30 PM (X3eVf)
Posted by: md at August 30, 2019 02:30 PM (D+5jX)
Posted by: G marks the spot at August 30, 2019 02:30 PM (mrrpb)
like how the Clintons floated the birth certificate lie and then blamed Trump for it?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 02:31 PM (NHx/I)
Hola.
Posted by: Mia Khalifa at August 30, 2019 02:31 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Procedures not followed... lacking candor... decline to prosecute.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Posted by: DOJ handbook at August 30, 2019 02:31 PM (786Ro)
I thought smut was illegal in India. I bet it's all mafia-run like it was here back in the day.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2019 02:32 PM (2JpPM)
Trump is truly the president we deserve. That mofo knows how to pants the opposition
Posted by: G marks the spot at August 30, 2019 02:30 PM (mrrpb)
No kidding. He's helping me forget about the eight long years of misery under Preezy Pantywaist.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 02:32 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 30, 2019 02:32 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (xJa6I)
More likely Vala Amal Doran.
Posted by: Ghoti at August 30, 2019 02:32 PM (jDqdz)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (5l6gb)
Behind the Green Burkha
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)
The Great Satan in Miss al-Jones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (a72/q)
Deeba Does Damascus
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (NFEMn)
My Horny Barbed Cock
Posted by: Satan at August 30, 2019 02:33 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 30, 2019 02:32 PM (rP4OC)
The Neal Diamond song 'Cracklin' Oat Woman' was not as good as the other one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 02:33 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 30, 2019 02:34 PM (xPl2J)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ht4xpo
Now, which one is the alpha male?
- - - -
Then there's that clip at the G20, where the various leaders are standing around and chatting, and Trudeau walks through the crowd, ignored by all of them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRzvL0Txa1k
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 02:34 PM (bDqIh)
Man, you use your counter-missile space LASER to burn a single 1mm hole in a fuel tank on a bird on the launch pad and all of a sudden you're the bad guy...
Posted by: D. I. Pshite at August 30, 2019 02:34 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Zombie Chief Marshal of Artillery Mitrofan Ivanovich Nedelin at August 30, 2019 02:35 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (5l6gb)
Behind the Green Burkha
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)
The Great Satan in Miss al-Jones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (a72/q)
Deeba Does Damascus
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (NFEMn)
*******
The Goat who Shagged Me
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 30, 2019 02:35 PM (BqBId)
To be fair, its Canada's leader, its not like they care what Canada thinks or does in anything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:35 PM (KZzsI)
@AKimCampbell
I'm rooting for a direct hit on Mar a Lago!
(She's a former 5 month PM of Canada)
Now she's claiming this:
@AKimCampbell
I have deleted my tweet about the hurricane & Mar a Lago and sincerely apologize to all it offended. It was intended as sarcasm-not a serious wish of harm. Throwaway lines get a life of their own on Twitter. I shd know better. Mea culpa.
Her 'apology' is not going well in the comments.
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (cF8AT)
Kimmie is the very model of a useless twat.
Back in university days, I was in a lounge in one end of an old building, and the Dean of Science was banging Kimmie on his desk in the next room. The walls were thin. Of course, none of us ever dreamed she ever become a politician, let alone PM, and probably the worst ever.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:35 PM (a72/q)
having sexual relations with a woman.
That's the problem isn't it?
If they had been having sex with each other
or a goat there wouldn't have been a bother.
Posted by: Billy Ray Gunn at August 30, 2019 02:36 PM (ePWRo)
'Forever in Bran Poop' is kinda catchy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 30, 2019 02:36 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:21 PM (a0IVu)
She was probably sizing him up for a straitjacket.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:36 PM (a72/q)
Just a little reminder that we can take out Iranian missiles on the pad, even if we didn't do it this time.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2019 02:37 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Your Average Hassan On The Street at August 30, 2019 02:37 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (KZzsI)
I think I may be the last remaining person on the planet who has never seen a celebrity sex tape. Not one. None of them. Oh, I've seen stills from this or that, or even news captures of the weird footage involving... maybe it was Hulk Hogan?
But the actual tapes, no.
If one must watch other humans having sex, for pity's sake, there are professionals out there doing that.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 30, 2019 02:37 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Area 51 at August 30, 2019 02:37 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: JT at August 30, 2019 02:37 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 02:37 PM (d7Ww2)
Gah. I'm already a stressed mess. F*ck her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)
Mar a Lago is likely built well enough to withstand a Cat 5 hurricane.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:38 PM (a72/q)
Nope, I haven't either.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 02:38 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at August 30, 2019 02:38 PM (MLJ+L)
Posted by: Cheri at August 30, 2019 02:38 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:20 PM (cF8AT)
Wishing physical harm to another person is a loathsome thing.
Posted by: Billy Ray Gunn at August 30, 2019 02:39 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2019 02:39 PM (s5ryC)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 30, 2019 02:39 PM (Cus5s)
Muslim politicians are the worst hypocrites. Love their booze and sex for themselves only. Peons get stoned to death.
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (a0IVu)
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Don't count us out.
Posted by: The Democrat Party at August 30, 2019 02:39 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:35 PM (a72/q)
Why was she PM for only 5 months?....besides being a dipshit.
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:39 PM (cF8AT)
As someone noted, if AOC doesn't have a sex tape, she's the only trendy millennial female who doesn't.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:07 PM (xJa6I)
More likely Vala Amal Doran.
Posted by: Ghoti at August 30, 2019 02:32 PM (jDqdz)
Claudia Black again?
Man, she does it for me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (5l6gb)
Behind the Green Burkha
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)
The Great Satan in Miss al-Jones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (a72/q)
Deeba Does Damascus
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (NFEMn)
*******
The Goat who Shagged Me
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 30, 2019 02:35 PM (BqBId)
Seven Goats for Seven Brothers
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (AURKQ)
Muslim politicians are the worst hypocrites. Love their booze and sex for themselves only. Peons get stoned to death.
Posted by: IC at August 30, 2019 02:01 PM (a0IVu)
===
Don't count us out.
Posted by: The Democrat Party at August 30, 2019 02:39 PM (pw+jk)
========
"Hey! Hic..."
-Pro-Prohibition politicians
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (tH5fk)
Man, she does it for me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (xJa6I)
========
I have been considering watching Farscape again...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (37IEG)
Nope, I haven't either.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2019 02:38 PM (bDqIh)
They should be at the top of the second section allocation for exile.
Posted by: Billy Ray Gunn at August 30, 2019 02:41 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 02:41 PM (NHx/I)
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil, lulling TJM into a false sense of security at August 30, 2019 02:42 PM (AM1GF)
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Posted by: DOJ handbook at August 30, 2019 02:31 PM (786Ro)
All solved by more training, easy peasy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 30, 2019 02:42 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 02:42 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 30, 2019 02:42 PM (MLJ+L)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2019 02:42 PM (s5ryC)
Posted by: Cheri at August 30, 2019 02:43 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (NHx/I)
No she nominally a Conservative, but she was no more conservative than Joe Walsh is. She destroyed the party in that iteration.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:43 PM (a72/q)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 02:43 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (s5ryC)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (T6OXT)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 30, 2019 02:16 PM (5l6gb)
Behind the Green Burkha
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:17 PM (NFEMn)
The Great Satan in Miss al-Jones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:26 PM (a72/q)
Deeba Does Damascus
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:28 PM (NFEMn)
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Well played by all.
Posted by: The Democrat Party at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (pw+jk)
https://tinyurl.com/yy54ldj6
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (cF8AT)
--
I guess it can be considered a "leaked" video since
the net has been totally scrubbed of it. TOTALLY. You can't find that
video anywhere. You can find videos of the procession, but that 2
minutes is always cut out. It's amazing, really.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 30, 2019 02:23 PM (EcqY2)
It's out there somewhere.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:25 PM
------------
It's out there alright, and if you catch it, see a doctor and
get rid of it.
Posted by: Taj at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (d7Ww2)
Man, she does it for me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (xJa6I)
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I have been considering watching Farscape again...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:40 PM (iikV
They had a pretty good run. Not all episodes were home runs and some character derailment here and there, but they had characters you cared about. And that ain't nothin
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 02:45 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 02:45 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Rashida Tlaib! at August 30, 2019 02:45 PM (I2/tG)
We need a competition for the title of this porn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)
Khomeini Are Coming To The Gangbang?
Posted by: Wayne Frazer at August 30, 2019 02:45 PM (IDjUx)
Pretty sure I got a pic.
https://twitter.com/deafowl/status/
1159428778390507525
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 02:43 PM (13CQC)
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He has to wear a strap-on because she's not a goat.
Posted by: Billy Ray Gunn at August 30, 2019 02:46 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Boyer-Ahmad at August 30, 2019 02:46 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cruise Ship Goats at August 30, 2019 02:47 PM (vtcmf)
I know Firefly is great as well, but it also had the embedded problems of Joss Whedon and look, Farscape managed to make me take a flying, farting puppet seriously.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 02:47 PM (ycWCI)
Just posting these for the heck of it.
https://twitter.com/6013arezoo/status/
1158233699542077441
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 02:47 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:39 PM (cF8AT)
Minority government, IIRC, and got thrown out in a motion of non-confidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:48 PM (a72/q)
Posted by: D. I. Pshite at August 30, 2019 02:48 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 02:48 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Tami at August 30, 2019 02:39 PM (cF8AT)
Minority government, IIRC, and got thrown out in a motion of non-confidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:48 PM (a72/q)
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Ah, no confidence. Parliamentary systems do have some advantages.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:48 PM (iikV8)
It was Space Force. The team that took it out was led by Capt. Kirk's great, great, great, great grandfather
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 02:48 PM (hjWzb)
Just posting these for the heck of it.
https://twitter.com/6013arezoo/status/
1158233699542077441
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 02:47 PM (13CQC)
Is his name Pegger or Peggie?
Posted by: Billy Ray Gunn at August 30, 2019 02:49 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 30, 2019 02:44 PM (oqV6o)
Probably had an aggressive case of spontaneous disassembly.
Might not be much left you could recognize.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 30, 2019 02:49 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 02:49 PM (NHx/I)
@Eric Trump
Our family is rooting for the safety of millions of homes, businesses, families and wonderful people in the great state of Florida. #classless
Posted by: Cheri at August 30, 2019 02:49 PM (oiNtH)
I know Firefly is great as well, but it also had the embedded problems of Joss Whedon and look, Farscape managed to make me take a flying, farting puppet seriously.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 02:47 PM (ycWCI)
Everything I know about quantum physics I learned on Farscape. While sitting on an iceberg,
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:49 PM (BoJzR)
It was Space Force. The team that took it out was led by Capt. Kirk's great, great, great, great grandfather
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 02:48 PM (hjWzb)
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Side by side with Captain Archers great granddad and Picard's 7 greats grandma.
Cause we can't do actual original characters and scare off the audience.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:50 PM (iikV8)
*wiggles*
*feints left*
*bobs head*
*POUNCE!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 02:48 PM (d7Ww2)
Hey, what, whoa OOOF! WOOHOO!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 30, 2019 02:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2019 02:50 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: The Goat Boat at August 30, 2019 02:50 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:49 PM (BoJzR)
Great episode. Also, 'Constellation of Doubt' in that season. Plus the La Bomba two parter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 02:50 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: junior at August 30, 2019 02:50 PM (4D9yk)
Side by side with Captain Archers great granddad and Picard's 7 greats grandma.
Cause we can't do actual original characters and scare off the audience.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:50 PM (iikV
We wanted you to understand spacing out was a glorious family tradition for these people.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 02:51 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2019 02:51 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: DaveA at August 30, 2019 02:51 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 02:51 PM (BoJzR)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 02:14 PM (37IEG)
All poorly translated from the original Norddeutsch.
Posted by: Ghoti at August 30, 2019 02:51 PM (jDqdz)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 30, 2019 02:51 PM (HaL55)
Look at about 70 degrees in the pic, zoom a little.
Nice burn field.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 30, 2019 02:52 PM (XrCyE)
We need a competition for the title of this porn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 30, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)
---We Quran A Train
Ayatollah You, No Anal!
Too Old For Mohammad (features 10-year-olds)
He-Jab, She-Jab (bisexual porn)
Blow Me Before They Throw Us Off This Rooftop (gay porn)
Posted by: Wayne Frazer at August 30, 2019 02:52 PM (IDjUx)
*click*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 30, 2019 02:52 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2019 02:52 PM (5tT9a)
Posted by: Rashida Tlaib! at August 30, 2019 02:53 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 02:53 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 30, 2019 02:49 PM (J+mig)
That's what I'm hoping is the case, but I don't even see litter!g
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 30, 2019 02:53 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 30, 2019 02:53 PM (XrCyE)
-Ace of Spades
I guess the "GF" part of "LOLGF" would be redundant in a headline about a sex scandal
Posted by: Grimaldi at August 30, 2019 02:53 PM (S48ez)
K9! K9! did you allow the earth creatures to escape with the Illudium Pu-36 explosive space modulator?
Posted by: Marvin T. Martian at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Wayne Frazer at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (IDjUx)
Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (tH5fk)
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He's a famous British actor.
Did you expect anything else?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (iikV8)
get bent, Jonah.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (NHx/I)
Posted by: Fritz at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (kLDv+)
Yeah I'm not fond of watching some other guy having sex with a girl I like the looks of, its like a few steps away from cuckitude.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 02:55 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: D. I. Pshite at August 30, 2019 02:55 PM (UFLLM)
the fools actually think he used a shot from a classified briefing, and not one of the many commercial satellite pictures all over the web that people label up all the time.
they are not at all well.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 30, 2019 02:55 PM (6E6gM)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2019 02:55 PM (QDnY+)
-Allahpundit, probably
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I'm reminded of Nancy Pelosi claiming that Trump 'leaked' her 'plans' to take a chartered aircraft to Afghanistan by suggesting that she could take a chartered aircraft.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2019 02:55 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at A
even without the name you would know this was written by a woman.
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (HALdu)
get bent, Jonah.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (NHx/I)
What a loss for Biden. Jonah's endorsement has to worth at least one maybe two votes to any candidate
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (hjWzb)
Posted by: Oscazio Consquestidorio at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Iranian rocket scientists at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (MLJ+L)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (HaL55)
Did you expect anything else?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I most certainly did not.
Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Major Achmed at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (vtcmf)
Well, Joe can write off the has-been-former-NRO-Ace-plagiarizing-fake-ass fat guy vote. Singular.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (XrCyE)
Did you expect anything else?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I most certainly did not.
Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 02:56 PM (tH5fk)
===========
At this point, if an actor of any stature says anything that's not crazy leftist drivel, that's the news.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:57 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2019 02:57 PM (wiXsO)
they are not at all well.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 30, 2019 02:55 PM (6E6gM)
And it's not like it's a deep dark secret that the U.S. military has spy satellites that can read the licence plate on a car from 150 miles up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 02:57 PM (a72/q)
Posted by: yankeefifth at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Isophorone at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (Nrz1h)
like the looks of, its like a few steps away from cuckitude.
Watch it in fast-forward.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Rashida Tlaib! at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 30, 2019 02:49 PM (J+mig)
That's what I'm hoping is the case, but I don't even see litter!g
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Blow the picture up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pun intended.
Something is funny. Rocket supposedly vaporized.
All of the gantry towers look undamaged. There's five of them. They don't even look bent.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (Jk+3L)
Did you expect anything else?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba
Sexual deviancy, substance abuse problems, KGB/FSB double, secretly puts syrup on French toast... this guy has it all!
Posted by: British Film Actors Guild at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (v0R5T)
Because, IRANIAN SCIENCE!
Posted by: Oscazio Consquestidorio at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Rashida Tlaib! at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (I2/tG)
=========
Translation:
"Please, someone show me any real affection. This progressivism religion isn't cutting it."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (iikV8)
The weirdest one was a guy who paid to have a video made of naked women setting fire to his stamp collection.
It's true my word as a Biden.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2019 02:59 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 03:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I thought we could do that in the 80's?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 03:00 PM (Jk+3L)
Amirite?
Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 03:00 PM (tH5fk)
Waaaaaayy down in the thread, ace, but I got a few images of the Persian Pr0n.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2019 03:00 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 30, 2019 03:00 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 30, 2019 03:00 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Doggfish at August 30, 2019 03:00 PM (lMn1U)
Well their understanding of how this all works comes from TV shows, so its like asking a Belgian what's on the menu at Popeye's.
Even if it were from a classified briefing, the president actually has the power to, you know, declassify anything he chooses to. Sometimes they do it stupidly (Obama, over and over) but its still legal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 03:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 03:01 PM (tH5fk)
.. I'm not personally informed about Google, but Intel also use contractors from HCL America Inc.They were more or less treated like "paid salves". The difference in treatment between full-time "blue badges" and contractor "green badges" was disgusting.
Posted by: SMOD at August 30, 2019 03:01 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at August 30, 2019 03:01 PM (9PtLS)
Posted by: Alexa Occasional Coitus at August 30, 2019 03:01 PM (v0R5T)
Go home and rest, leave the campaign trail.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 03:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2019 03:02 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 30, 2019 03:02 PM (MLJ+L)
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 30, 2019 03:02 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: British Film Actors Guild at August 30, 2019 03:02 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2019 03:03 PM (M+Lyo)
"Girl, I am about to rock your world! No, seriously, get in that pit and we'll fill it to your waist..."
--Mullah Muhammad Abdul Bin Muhammod al'Muhammid
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 03:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 02:54 PM (tH5fk)
Why would anyone listen to a guy who likes to get a BN from a street walking tranny with Elizabeth Hurley available. The boy's not right in the head.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 03:03 PM (BoJzR)
leave some for the rest of - I mean, for Miss Manners!
Posted by: Rich 'So Hetero I Married At 40' Lowry at August 30, 2019 03:03 PM (NHx/I)
Posted by: Alexa Occasional Coitus at August 30, 2019 03:01 PM (v0R5T)
Maybe they built their rocket from the pallet boards from the last shipment. That would account for the lack of debris.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 03:03 PM (a72/q)
Posted by: Doggfish at August 30, 2019 03:00 PM (lMn1U)
............
It's the new Pedo Island. Pedo Desert.
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 03:03 PM (v0R5T)
What's the point of being part of the elite, if you don't have serfs to lord it over?
Posted by: Left-Wing Google Employee at August 30, 2019 03:03 PM (I2/tG)
Might not be much left you could recognize.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 30, 2019 02:49 PM (J+mig)
That's what I'm hoping is the case, but I don't even see litter!g
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Blow the picture up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pun intended.
Something is funny. Rocket supposedly vaporized.
All of the gantry towers look undamaged. There's five of them. They don't even look bent.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 02:58 PM (Jk+3L)
I'm going to guess it started to lift, tumbled to the 2:00 position, some of the backwash went to 11:00 and fried the area there and the missile itself fell over and burned/blew up on the ground between the gantry and the damaged vehicle at 2:00
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 03:04 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 03:04 PM (BoJzR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:05 PM (iikV8)
Blow the picture up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pun intended.
Something is funny. Rocket supposedly vaporized.
All of the gantry towers look undamaged. There's five of them. They don't even look bent.
Posted by: rickb223
It dematerialized. They've developed inter-dimensional travel.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2019 03:05 PM (aKsyK)
walking tranny with Elizabeth Hurley available. The boy's not right in
the head.
I'll say. I'd have to be surgically removed from her.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at August 30, 2019 03:05 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions
She's delectable.
Posted by: eleven at August 30, 2019 03:05 PM (tH5fk)
Not auto correct for once. Fat finger to blame.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 30, 2019 03:04 PM (BoJzR)
Well it was a tranny. so maybe "butt noogies" are a thing?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2019 03:06 PM (a72/q)
Making fun of progressives and The Lord of the Rings:
https://tinyurl.com/y3z6pjl9
Biden Claims He Was There 3,000 Years Ago When Isildur Took The Ring And The Strength Of Men Failed
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:06 PM (iikV8)
The weirdest one was a guy who paid to have a video made of naked women setting fire to his stamp collection.
----------------------
Reminds me of a (non-titillating) piece I read for one my college courses that had a woman talking about her experiences as a prostitute. Some of the johns who hired her were just plain weird. As an example, she mentioned one john who apparently got his kicks from laying in a coffin and then suddenly sitting up to surprise whichever hooker he'd hired for the night.
Posted by: junior at August 30, 2019 03:06 PM (4D9yk)
Next up, we're going to have separate entrances for the contractors, as well as separate lunchrooms.
Wouldn't want to be contaminated by them, after all.
Our high-caste Indian employees are providing guidance on how to do this.
Posted by: Left-Wing Google Employee at August 30, 2019 03:07 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: DamnedYankee
I can see that. But there's no debris left. If it blew up that big and vaporized the debris, the tower at 3:00 should be damaged, at least to some extent.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 03:07 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2019 03:05 PM (aKsyK)
Cloaking device. But it only works after the ship has been destroyed. Limited usefulness.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 03:07 PM (ycWCI)
apologies to whoever already posted this, if not, well it's like I don't know you guys anymore
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 03:07 PM (v0R5T)
Just needs to be said from time to time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba
yes he is. And I have the privilege of shooting with him every Saturday morning.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 03:08 PM (d7Ww2)
I'll say. I'd have to be surgically removed from her.
Look, none of us here know what it's like to live with an Elizabeth Hurley. Maybe some would like to find out, maybe some fraction of that group would run screaming in terror from that experience, but if you've lived with her for a month, please raise your hand or something.
Posted by: JEM at August 30, 2019 03:08 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:08 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 30, 2019 03:09 PM (ycWCI)
Just needs to be said from time to time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba
yes he is. And I have the privilege of shooting with him every Saturday morning.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 03:08 PM (d7Ww2)
=======
Thank him for humoring me and my pathetic little blog when you see him in the morning, would you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 30, 2019 03:09 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2019 03:12 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 30, 2019 03:12 PM (KZzsI)
I can see that. But there's no debris left. If
it blew up that big and vaporized the debris, the tower at 3:00 should
be damaged, at least to some extent.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2019 03:07 PM (Jk+3L)
That's why I'm thinking we're not talking one big kaboom - I think it fell over and burned. Maybe broke up with some of it headed to 11:00 which would be the engine section and the rest layed there and burned. The damage to the pad looks more like heat/fire than explosion - and what the heck would they make it out of that could contain an explosion that could vaporize it but didn't do much damage to the launch vehicle or the gantry - the painted words on the pad to the south look pretty much pristine. I'm sure some shit blew up, but I think it was more fire - the mobile erector is pretty intact for an explosion.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 03:13 PM (37IEG)
Nanny goats and their kids hardest non hit.
Posted by: saf at August 30, 2019 03:13 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2019 03:14 PM (WOQLs)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 30, 2019 03:15 PM (MLJ+L)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 30, 2019 03:15 PM (37IEG)
Get around get around those Iranian girls are halal...
Posted by: saf at August 30, 2019 03:17 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: zeera Moron Author at August 30, 2019 03:24 PM (T9rmq)
Posted by: creeper at August 30, 2019 03:14 PM (WOQLs)
.........
Less pubic hair.
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2019 03:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Hamid at August 30, 2019 03:29 PM (+Ihuc)
"Girl, I am about to rock your world! No, seriously, get in that pit and we'll fill it to your waist..."
--Mullah Muhammad Abdul Bin Muhammod al'Muhammid
Great work except we fill it to her neck
Posted by: Hamid at August 30, 2019 03:37 PM (+Ihuc)
Temporary Marriage (Mut'a): A Plea from A Muslim Sister
Search domain www.islamicweb.com/beliefs/cults/muta_story.htmwww.islamicweb.com/beliefs/cults/muta_story.htm
In Mut'a, the husband is not financially responsible for the wife. There are no set limits in this kind of marriage by the Shias. According Shia beliefs, no witnesses nor a permission of the guardian is needed (the Sunni father does not believe in Mut'a), and there is no limit on the number of Mut'a one can do.
Posted by: ploome at August 30, 2019 03:37 PM (9bzf/)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 30, 2019 03:38 PM (Z4X4e)
So, three-some? How does that work under sharia law? The woman is stoned to death and the guys get a stern talking-to?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
It's a death sentence. Unless the accused is a Democrat, and all Iranian politicians are Democrats.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 30, 2019 03:40 PM (/Fmtj)
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Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)