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Bret "Bedbug" Stephens is a Bedbug
Also, a pussy, but we'll get to that.
A twitter rando, apparently a professor, made a minor joke at Bret Stephens' expense. Noting that the New York Times had an infestation of bedbugs, he wrote, "The bedbugs are a metaphor. The bedbug is Bret Stephens." Well, Bret Stephens had a meltdown that could be considered "Jake Tapper-like."A few hours later, Karpf [the professor] posted 'This afternoon, I tweeted a brief joke about a well-known NYT op-Ed columnist. It got 9 likes and 0 retweets. I did not @ him. He does not follow me. He just emailed me, cc’ing my university provost. He is deeply offended that I called him a metaphorical bedbug.' Karpf then posted the email below:Stephens regularly addresses the fragility of campus activists and importance of free speech at universities in his Times columns. Presumably this is why his thin-skinned attempt to report a professor to his superiors for something he said online has been met with such a gleeful response:
'Dear Dr Karpf, 'Someone just pointed out a tweet you wrote about me, calling me a "bedbug." I'm often amazed about the things supposedly decent people are prepared to say about other people -- people they’ve never met -- on Twitter. I think you’ve set a new standard. 'I would welcome the opportunity for you to come to my home, meet my wife and kids, talk to us for a few minutes, and then call me a "bedbug" to my face. That would take some genuine courage and intellectual integrity on your part. I promise to be courteous no matter what you have to say. 'Maybe it will make you feel better about yourself. 'Please consider this a standing invitation. You are more than welcome to bring your significant other. 'Cordially, 'Bret Stephens'
@iamTannenbaum 911 OPERATOR: what's your emergency? BRET STEPHENS: 911 OPERATOR: Bret I swear to Christ this better not be about twitter... BRET STEPHENS: *hangs up the phone*Bedbug Stephens denies he was trying the get the guy in trouble with his bosses by linking in his bosses in the email complaint. Because Bedbug Stephens is a filthy cowardly liar:
Wow. A friend just sent this to me
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) August 27, 2019
Bret Stephens was asked about the Bedbug controversy on MSNBC by @ChrisJansing
Bret says he wasn’t trying to get @davekarpf in any professional trouble when he copied his provost on the email he sent him.
What? pic.twitter.com/xNckkEpHYN
— GW University (@GWtweets) August 27, 2019
There are several problems with Bedbug Stephens' response. First of all, he responds at all to a guy on Twitter making a minor joke. Second of all, his response to a critic is to say "come over and let me cook you dinner." As a friend said, Bedbug Stephens did everything short of offering this guy an hour inside of his wife. But third of all -- this is the typical NeverTrump/Ruling Class passive-aggressive simpering effeminate coward cuck bullshit. Clearly, Bedbug Stephens was trying to get this guy into trouble. Does Bedbug Stephens take care of this (very slight) affront himself? Does he ask this guy to step outside to talk about it? No, this effeminate coward tells on him. Like Cindy Brady. Like a coward. And also note how... David Frenchian his tactics are. He wants to be aggressive, he wants to play the bully. But his egotistical self-conception of himself is that he's above that thuggish, Trumpian aggression. So, in an email which he copies to someone's boss, trying to get the guy in trouble at his job, he then pulls the Pious Pharisee act that David French has perfected, pretending his real goal is just to further the cause of the civil exchange of ideas. In an email clearly seeking to get this guy punished by his boss for a tweet, he pulls the David French move of saying, "Please, do come over and I'll cook a meal for you." He can't admit that he's trying to play the bully, so he plays the bully while pretending to be a high-minded cuck just interested in serving a critic a good meal and his wife's vagina. These guys talk about virtue and civility, but they're poisoning those things by making them seem like the hustles of vindictive sissies. Everyone can see these people are vindictive sissies using "virtue" and "civility" as a silk handkerchief disguising a dagger -- thus making people associate supposed "virtue" and "civility" with cowards, sissies, cucks, sneaks, and vindictive bullying bitches who don't have the muscles to be actual bullies, so they just tell on you to your boss. Nothing undermines the teachings of a church than a venomous hypocrite of a preacher, making a mockery of the church's teachings even as he piously mouths them. These effeminate non-men do little but undermine adherence to the virtues they claim so strenuously to support.
#BretStephens #bretbugs #bretbug pic.twitter.com/xrIv5y4X9N
— Michael Malice (@michaelmalice) August 27, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2019 03:05 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Flyguy at August 27, 2019 03:05 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:05 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Flyguy at August 27, 2019 03:05 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 27, 2019 03:05 PM (wCmLp)
This. Was. Personal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:06 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2019 03:06 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 27, 2019 03:07 PM (cqNba)
https://nypost.com/2019/08/27/ my-husband-dumped-me-for-rep-ilhan-omar-dc-mom-says-in- divorce-filing/
Ilhan Omar seduces marries man; wife divorces, reveals extent of affair in brand-new divorce filing.
This all happened in the last few months WHILE everyone was talking about her previous brother-marriages.
The dude is a far-left douchebag, needless to say.
Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2019 03:07 PM (Q3dyo)
Good.
May he end up with no friends save fellow Never Trumpers.
May they gather together in sad little parties as they congratulate each other on their shared virtue.
May they continue to grow in irrelevance until even their mothers stop listening to them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:07 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Bret is pissy at August 27, 2019 03:07 PM (0yxK0)
https://nypost.com/2019/08/27/ my-husband-dumped-me-for-rep-ilhan-omar-dc-mom-says-in- divorce-filing/
...
yup, next.
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2019 03:07 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 27, 2019 03:07 PM (JUOKG)
I thought the internet was done with goat.se
Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2019 03:08 PM (0yxK0)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 27, 2019 03:08 PM (+8+gB)
He's taking thumbs?
What does he do with them? Glue them together into new dildos for his collection?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 27, 2019 03:08 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2019 03:08 PM (PbpT7)
https://bit.ly/2NB3REk
Posted by: motionview at August 27, 2019 03:09 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 27, 2019 03:09 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: FrodoB at August 27, 2019 03:09 PM (S4HvR)
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2019 03:09 PM (SFzo1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2019 03:09 PM (YdtsV)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
what a n00b
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2019 03:08 PM (PbpT7)
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"Ace says don't read the content."
-MSM headline
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:09 PM (iikV8)
Just exactly what chuckle-head would leave ANYTHING for Ilhan?
Boggles the mind...it does.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 27, 2019 03:09 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 27, 2019 03:09 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: csmats at August 27, 2019 03:09 PM (X5VFN)
Posted by: Doggfish at August 27, 2019 03:09 PM (lMn1U)
These Never Trumpers are the worst.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 27, 2019 03:09 PM (fxxKy)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
I read this post, wrote and on-topic comment, AND was first!
Of course, it helps that I'm lounging in Ace's bed looking over his shoulder, so I know when new posts happen. I guess that's an unfair advantage.
Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2019 03:09 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 03:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2019 03:10 PM (1+J19)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 27, 2019 03:10 PM (19g6/)
I just assumed that was implied.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2019 03:10 PM (SFzo1)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
I read this post, wrote and on-topic comment, AND was first!
Of course, it helps that I'm lounging in Ace's bed looking over his shoulder, so I know when new posts happen. I guess that's an unfair advantage.
Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2019 03:09 PM (Q3dyo)
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Is zombie in NY or is Ace in California?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:10 PM (iikV8)
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Hopefully vice versa. Don't want to get a cramp or stick around another 30 minutes.
Posted by: jhawk90 at August 27, 2019 03:10 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: standfast24 at August 27, 2019 03:10 PM (+9QGm)
Posted by: IC at August 27, 2019 03:11 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: that guy that shouts en fuego at August 27, 2019 03:11 PM (cqWJg)
Posted by: Mallfly The Georgia Peach at August 27, 2019 03:11 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2019 03:11 PM (0yxK0)
Posted by: Moist Wizardsleeve at August 27, 2019 03:11 PM (/yUnh)
How's she look ?
Posted by: The White Devil at August 27, 2019 03:11 PM (zXnjg)
A professional writer who doesn't know what words mean. How odd.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 27, 2019 03:11 PM (O8WFE)
LOL. He's trying to prep his wife and kid to use as human shields against the dreaded "bedbug calling".
He sounds more like a slug to me.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 27, 2019 03:11 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2019 03:11 PM (YdtsV)
The chicken was moist, but the wife was stringy and dry.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2019 03:11 PM (SFzo1)
Le the Boss know that his semi-annual flea dip is next wednesday, would you.
Ad I think the anal gland expressing is the same day too.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 27, 2019 03:11 PM (cqNba)
"There's a bad history of being analogized to insects that go back to a lot of totalitarian regimes"
https://twitter.com/AlxThomp/status/1166343797334261763
So its literally Hitler to call him "bedbug" Stevens
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 03:11 PM (KZzsI)
Just exactly what chuckle-head would leave ANYTHING for Ilhan?
Boggles the mind...it does.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
I think she puts out on the first date. Maybe good at BJs, who knows.
Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2019 03:11 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Mallfly The Georgia Peach at August 27, 2019 03:11 PM (ZqRa6)
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He thought he was powerful enough to push around a no-name small university professor.
He was wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:11 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 27, 2019 03:12 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2019 03:09 PM (Q3dyo)
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Have you two crazy kids set a Wedding Date yet?
Posted by: rd at August 27, 2019 03:12 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Quilp at August 27, 2019 03:12 PM (Bf3hj)
"There's a bad history of being analogized to insects that go back to a lot of totalitarian regimes"
https://twitter.com/AlxThomp/status/1166343797334261763
So its literally Hitler to call him "bedbug" Stevens
...
lol, i missed that
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2019 03:12 PM (PbpT7)
I do not want in particular to hear anti-semitic, racist or whatever content, and individual providers have that right to kick that shit out of their platforms, but once you make it criminal, which is what we are on the road to, then it is all over and all we are arguing over is who gets the comfiest chair and the best cognac as the ship goes down.*
*and yes, that is one huge sentence. Damn lack of inner editor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:12 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2019 03:11 PM (0yxK0)
Why don't they then?
Posted by: Someguy at August 27, 2019 03:12 PM (4i8PS)
I'm gonna go way out on a limb and suggest he doesn't care about name calling as long as he isn't the target.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2019 03:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2019 03:11 PM (Q3dyo)
She knows all the positions in the karma sutra
Posted by: IC at August 27, 2019 03:12 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2019 03:12 PM (SFzo1)
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 27, 2019 03:12 PM (CTza7)
Says something about the state of the Dead Tree Media.
Posted by: Wethal at August 27, 2019 03:12 PM (3RspO)
Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2019 03:13 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2019 03:13 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: The Cockroach that ate Cincinatti at August 27, 2019 03:13 PM (wH74p)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 27, 2019 03:13 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2019 03:13 PM (BbGew)
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Do you realize the validation it would give Bedbug to get some attention from Trump?
Trump should ignore him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:13 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Bret at August 27, 2019 03:13 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: The Cockroach that ate Cincinatti at August 27, 2019 03:13 PM (wH74p)
"Pfft!"
- - Gregor Samsa
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2019 03:13 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
>>
I coulda been a contender, but I had to 'read'.
Posted by: FrodoB at August 27, 2019 03:14 PM (S4HvR)
dude makes fun of you, weakly
you respond by sort of objecting, except you offer him the hospitality of your wife.
I can't imagine this guy can get, let alone, sustain an erection.
Which, you know isn't everything, but in the absence of any moral character its just sad to not even have a certain stiffness in your carriage.
I sense a growth industry in the offing . . .
Posted by: so, did you want the deluxe euthanasia package Sir, and I use the term, "Sir", loosely of course at August 27, 2019 03:14 PM (C6xeQ)
"Yes, Twitter and the Internet are a hive of this kind of name-calling, with every troll as busy as a bee, and it's easy to stir up a hornet's nest. These comments bug people. One day you think you're the bee's knees, covering a race that's as tight as a tick, and then the next you're bug-eyed in shock at some nasty insult and that leaves a bee in your bonnet. You're a nice guy, who wouldn't hurt a flea, but the idea of somebody hating you like that leaves butterflies in your stomach and has really loused up your day. For a while everybody was on Twitter, but now those who can't stand the nasty name-calling are dropping like flies."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 27, 2019 03:14 PM (DrqHq)
Elementary school "being a man" is to imply you're going to punch their lights out, like you did, when they come and say something "to your face".
Any normal boy learns that at an young age.
Then to send it to his boss, sigh, you're a fairyboy tattletale.
And I love how his boss dealt with your fairyboy tattletale manliness.
Posted by: Devious Hillary Clinton at August 27, 2019 03:15 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 27, 2019 03:15 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at August 27, 2019 03:15 PM (tMNn8)
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Who constantly tell us how brave they are.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 27, 2019 03:15 PM (+y/Ru)
That may make me a bad person but I would laugh and laugh.
Maybe a few bedbugs crawling around Juan Williams...
The list is endless, yo?
Also, Bret Stephens is a wuss. Good lord. I'm offended you are offended.
Posted by: turambar at August 27, 2019 03:15 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: 13times at August 27, 2019 03:15 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at August 27, 2019 03:15 PM (tMNn
NPC. Nothing more to know.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 27, 2019 03:16 PM (EcqY2)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at August 27, 2019 03:15 PM (tMNn
NPC. Nothing more to know.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 27, 2019 03:16 PM (EcqY2)
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NPC who supports the troops so much he wants to send them to every shithole on Earth to die.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:16 PM (iikV8)
cook you dinner." As a friend said, Bedbug Stephens did everything short
of offering this guy an hour inside of his wife.
Damn funny. In the Law certain doctrines can be used as a sword or as a shield, Stephens is using civility as a sword and yet, the only sword in his house will be the one applied to his wife by his invited guests.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 27, 2019 03:16 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:04 PM
And that's why the culture is crumbling. The faux-pious frauds are discrediting it. Nobody likes a hypocrite.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 27, 2019 03:16 PM (J+mig)
or were ejected, to NRO's applause.
Posted by: that guy that shouts en fuego at August 27, 2019 03:17 PM (cqWJg)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at August 27, 2019 03:15 PM (tMNn
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Considering Bret went out of his way to have a hissy fit over a bit of name calling, I'd say, "yes" because it is further opportunity to make Bret's miserable little life even more miserable.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 27, 2019 03:17 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 27, 2019 03:17 PM (cqWJg)
But Hell - if they're just giving away an hour - I won't turn it down.
Posted by: The White Devil at August 27, 2019 03:17 PM (zXnjg)
Posted by: Inventive at August 27, 2019 03:17 PM (pnaDl)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 27, 2019 03:17 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Mathew Slater at August 27, 2019 03:17 PM (72RPY)
You have to admit, that's one bitchin' name.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 27, 2019 03:18 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 27, 2019 03:18 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Inventive at August 27, 2019 03:17 PM (pnaDl)
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Any boss who wouldn't respond with scorn to a bitchy little NYT writer who's complaining about an insult on Twitter shouldn't be anyone's boss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:18 PM (iikV8)
It always happens, as soon as they try to ban a word or phrase because it was used against them, they've used it in the past and it comes out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 03:18 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at August 27, 2019 03:18 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at August 27, 2019 03:15 PM (tMNn
Nope. Just don't get him upset and go to his house. He'll have his wife yell at you.
Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2019 03:18 PM (0yxK0)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 27, 2019 03:19 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2019 03:19 PM (SFzo1)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 27, 2019 03:17 PM (37IEG)
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She's over by the chrome trailer hitches.
Posted by: jhawk90 at August 27, 2019 03:19 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Someguy
>>
Better to let late comers peruse and explain the content.Gives them a reason to exist.
Posted by: FrodoB at August 27, 2019 03:19 PM (S4HvR)
Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2019 03:18 PM (0yxK0)
More like under you.
Posted by: The White Devil at August 27, 2019 03:19 PM (zXnjg)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 27, 2019 03:19 PM (24wi6)
You killed my father...
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2019 03:19 PM (SFzo1)
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I thought it sounded like a deleted character from Inglourious Basterds.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:19 PM (iikV8)
You have to admit, that's one bitchin' name.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 27, 2019 03:18 PM (O8WFE)
I knew her.
Posted by: The Paolo at August 27, 2019 03:20 PM (0yxK0)
Well I don't know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it but they sure do it good
I hope they doin' it for free
They give me Bret bug fever
Bret bug fever
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2019 03:20 PM (aKsyK)
Yeah but a news story came out about the NYT building revealing that its riddled with... bedbugs. Hence the tag
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 03:20 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 27, 2019 03:20 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 27, 2019 03:20 PM (0OmEj)
You have to admit, that's one bitchin' name.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 27, 2019 03:18 PM (O8WFE)
Kind of sounds like her ancestors have been first cousins for generations and she can only have sex while holding the sword her great-great grandfather used to kill the last Ottoman Turk soldier in Wallachia.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 27, 2019 03:20 PM (RD7QR)
Just exactly what chuckle-head would leave ANYTHING for Ilhan?
Boggles the mind...it does.
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It was a Macron Marriage almost. The wife is now 55 and the hubs is like 38. THeir kid is thirteen so they hooked up when she was 42 and he was like 25. So yeah, he's like push the wheelchair or . . .
Posted by: may december romance at August 27, 2019 03:20 PM (C6xeQ)
Yeah, he's playing both the anti-Semitism and White Nationalism (crush this evil!) cards. These whiny Twitter bitches are too annoying even get to play guard at the gulags as they previously planned.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 27, 2019 03:21 PM (pKy3L)
Posted by: may december romance at August 27, 2019 03:20 PM (C6xeQ)
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Still not seeing why he left his wife for Ilhan.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 27, 2019 03:21 PM (qC1Sy)
It worked for me. YMMV
*slurp slurp slurp*
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at August 27, 2019 03:22 PM (786Ro)
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that's nuthin' have you met my wife . . .
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 27, 2019 03:22 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: Inventive at August 27, 2019 03:17 PM (pnaDl)
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Any boss who wouldn't respond with scorn to a bitchy little NYT writer who's complaining about an insult on Twitter shouldn't be anyone's boss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:18 PM (iikV
There are many bosses who shouldn't supervise people; I worked for at least three of them.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 27, 2019 03:22 PM (y7DUB)
You have to admit, that's one bitchin' name.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 27, 2019 03:18 PM (O8WFE)
She should marry Di Blasio. Then she could be Wolheim-Wilhelm.
Posted by: fly gal at August 27, 2019 03:22 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: turambar at August 27, 2019 03:22 PM (Gylu/)
Notice that it is not Corinna Stephens. Good reason for that.
Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2019 03:23 PM (0yxK0)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 27, 2019 03:23 PM (24wi6)
Forget spitting on the keyboard; I came in my pants on that one.
Thanks Ace!
Posted by: Doctor Deplorable at August 27, 2019 03:23 PM (YIsx4)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 27, 2019 03:20 PM (RD7QR)
That is a very specific fetish...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:23 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 27, 2019 03:23 PM (OQLyJ)
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 27, 2019 03:23 PM (QwmrN)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 27, 2019 03:23 PM (+8+gB)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at August 27, 2019 03:23 PM (Ri4j/)
Yikes those DM photos of Hillary Clinton in the Hamptons are painful to look at. She's waddling around in a big blue tent dress, with her awful cankles on full display. Looks likes she has gained 30 pounds since the campaign. Guess she's been eating her pain and rage. Bwahahahahahaha.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 27, 2019 03:24 PM (k4dH2)
Men without chests. CS Lewis called it, about 75 years ago.
Posted by: Hands at August 27, 2019 03:24 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 27, 2019 03:20 PM (RD7QR)
That is a very specific fetish...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:23 PM (ycWCI)
But still. Rule 34.
Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2019 03:24 PM (0yxK0)
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 27, 2019 03:24 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 27, 2019 03:21 PM (qC1Sy)
'Cause you ain't seen nothin'
'Til you're down on the cuttin'
Posted by: Dude That Left His Old, Old Lady for Ilhan Omar at August 27, 2019 03:24 PM (zXnjg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 27, 2019 03:24 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2019 03:24 PM (oVJmc)
Yikes those DM photos of Hillary Clinton in the Hamptons are painful to look at. She's waddling around in a big blue tent dress, with her awful cankles on full display. Looks likes she has gained 30 pounds since the campaign. Guess she's been
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 27, 2019 03:24 PM (k4dH2)
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FIFY
She's also plotting her ascension to the nomination again. That takes a lot of Cutty Sark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:24 PM (iikV8)
Boggles the mind...it does.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 27, 2019 03:09 PM (cqNba)
_______
It was for her and hundreds of thousands of dollars of her sweet campaign cash, but mostly hundreds of thousands of dollars of her sweet campaign cash.
Posted by: ShainS -- in registry of disreputable federal law-abiding commenters at August 27, 2019 03:25 PM (CTza7)
She's Carb Loading before the Big Race.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2019 03:25 PM (SFzo1)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 27, 2019 03:25 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 27, 2019 03:25 PM (2LelM)
Men without chests. CS Lewis called it, about 75 years ago.
Posted by: Hands at August 27, 2019 03:24 PM (786Ro)
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One might call them the New Socialist Man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:25 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 27, 2019 03:23 PM (+8+gB)
A veritable schmuck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:25 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 27, 2019 03:25 PM (H5knJ)
No dickwiping on the curtains?
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 27, 2019 03:25 PM (cqWJg)
Posted by: Cheri at August 27, 2019 03:25 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 27, 2019 03:23 PM (+8+gB)
A veritable schmuck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:25 PM (ycWCI)
A schmendrick.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 27, 2019 03:26 PM (EcqY2)
No dickwiping on the curtains?
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 27, 2019 03:25 PM (cqWJg)
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I'm sure it's implied. I mean, just consider the company.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:26 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 27, 2019 03:20 PM (RD7QR)
That is a very specific fetish...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:23 PM (ycWCI)
Well, it sounded kinky in my head...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 27, 2019 03:26 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 27, 2019 03:26 PM (2LelM)
Yeah, he's playing both the anti-Semitism and White Nationalism (crush this evil!) cards. These whiny Twitter bitches are too annoying even get to play guard at the gulags as they previously planned.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 27, 2019 03:21 PM (pKy3L)
Any time these guys start talking about White Nationalists, we should discuss the threat of the Flat Earth Society. When they invariably accuse us if not taking them seriously, we should confirm to their faces that we see them as absolute clowns for continuing to try to make a national crisis out of a movement outnumbered more than 4-1 by fucking Flat Earthers.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 27, 2019 03:26 PM (J+mig)
I would. I loved the person who put up the still from Field Of Dreams of all the cars lined up with "line of people waiting to call Bret Stephens a bedbug to his face".
Also, that response by the provost was pitch perfect. Oh, so we're being passive aggressive deacon's wife nice, are we? Let me just one up you.
Further also, I do adore whenever other people call French a Pharisee as well.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 27, 2019 03:26 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 27, 2019 03:25 PM (4e+hS)
At first, I thought this is merely the hijinks of the horde, but considering Anne Hathaway, I fear you may be telling the truth.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:26 PM (ycWCI)
That is a very specific fetish...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:23 PM (ycWCI)
Well, it sounded kinky in my head...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 27, 2019 03:26 PM (RD7QR)
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The movie The Cell is the story of your brain, isn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:27 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 27, 2019 03:27 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 27, 2019 03:26 PM (2LelM)
When is the next Dem debate?
Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2019 03:27 PM (0yxK0)
Then again, maybe he likes that sort of thing.
Posted by: turambar at August 27, 2019 03:27 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 27, 2019 03:26 PM (EcqY2)
Thanks, TPOP! I learned a new word!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:28 PM (ycWCI)
I've been told many times - many times - by journalists that this is a virtue.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 27, 2019 03:28 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 27, 2019 03:26 PM (2LelM)
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I wish it only happened when a camera and a microphone are in front of me.
Posted by: Sloe Joe Biden at August 27, 2019 03:28 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Hands at August 27, 2019 03:28 PM (786Ro)
I'm lmao at this. The whole thing, but the stickiness and permanence of "Bedbug Stephens" most of all. omg this is the most royal backfire in the history of internal combustion.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 27, 2019 03:28 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Your Daily Crossword Puzzle c/o M*A*S*H at August 27, 2019 03:29 PM (O8Zsn)
I am one of your season ticket holders who attends or tries to attend every game. It appears one of the pastimes of several fans has become the sailing of paper airplanes generally made out of the game program. As you know, there is the risk of serious eye injury and perhaps an ear injury as a result of such airplanes. I am sure that this has been called to your attention and that several of your ushers and policemen witnessed the same.
Please be advised that since you are in a position to control or terminate such action on the part of fans, I will hold you responsible for any injury sustained by any person in my party attending one of your sporting events. It is hoped that this disrespectful and possibly dangerous activity will be terminated.
Signed (Idiot)
Response from Cleveland Browns
Attached is a letter we received on (date). I feel you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters.
Very Truly Yours (general counsel Cleveland Browns)
Posted by: Customer Service is a Lost Art at August 27, 2019 03:29 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 27, 2019 03:29 PM (CL1Gy)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 27, 2019 03:28 PM (bDqIh)
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Yer not the real Ben, are you? NO ALL CAPS.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 27, 2019 03:29 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 27, 2019 03:25 PM (2LelM)
When pigs fly.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 27, 2019 03:29 PM (24wi6)
Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2019 03:29 PM (0yxK0)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 27, 2019 03:20 PM (RD7QR)
I mean, I dunno. If you could marry into Dracula's bloodline, wouldn't you?
Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 27, 2019 03:30 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 27, 2019 03:25 PM (4e+hS)
So Brett is basically advertising her services. Wait until you see what they charge for the Wallachian sword trick!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 27, 2019 03:30 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Kafka at August 27, 2019 03:30 PM (Mouru)
******
Joe Walsh's old Tweets!
Also so stupid he doesn't understand that the second he officially announced he was running for the R Nomination for President, Salem Broadcasting either had to give every candidate for President 3 hour just like him or Fire him DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 27, 2019 03:30 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 27, 2019 03:29 PM (qC1Sy)
Ben is a sock?! All my most cherished beliefs are under attack!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:30 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 27, 2019 03:26 PM (mf5HN)
On the subject of Pharisees, I've been using the word Pharisaical a lot lately. Absolutely wonderful world, and perfectly descriptive of these people.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 27, 2019 03:30 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Allie (Hikaru) at August 27, 2019 03:30 PM (vmRc0)
It's all fun and games until your 7 year old starts impaling the school bullies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:31 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: hepcat at August 27, 2019 03:31 PM (5b+Sr)
Brian Stelter - Tater
Bret Stephens - Bretbug, or just Bedbug
What other nicknames can we give to the pusillanimous turds of the media establishment? Has anyone been officially branded "The Thumb", or is that just used to describe the majority of roly-poly, middle-aged, balding white men who vomit word salad regularly on CNN?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 27, 2019 03:31 PM (rP4OC)
What's Stephens mad about, anyway?
He's incredibly small and an utter parasite.
The whole thing is apt.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2019 03:31 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2019 03:31 PM (ptqGC)
In Starship Troopers, when Rico's buddy captures a Brain Bug and it's this hideous, disgusting, shapeless mass...that's the way I picture it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 27, 2019 03:31 PM (O8WFE)
That is a very specific fetish...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:23 PM (ycWCI)
Well, it sounded kinky in my head...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 27, 2019 03:26 PM (RD7QR)
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The movie The Cell is the story of your brain, isn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:27 PM (iikV
[shifty eyes] You've heard that?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 27, 2019 03:31 PM (RD7QR)
Much like digging into someone's past and reporting on it, this only is okay if THEY do it. If someone does it to them, then it is a sacrilege, an act of blasphemy against the high priests of America.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 03:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2019 03:32 PM (SFzo1)
Posted by: hepcat at August 27, 2019 03:31 PM (5b+Sr)
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"When you think about it, Republicans who reject Farrakhan are equally responsible for this idea as Democrats who embrace it."
-Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:32 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2019 03:11 PM (SFzo1)
LOL that was brutal.
Posted by: Spetnaz Pee Pee Whores Quick Marching through the Detention Center at August 27, 2019 03:32 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2019 03:32 PM (SFzo1)
That is horrific.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:32 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: DaveA at August 27, 2019 03:32 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Cheri at August 27, 2019 03:32 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Hands at August 27, 2019 03:32 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 27, 2019 03:32 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 27, 2019 03:32 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 27, 2019 03:33 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 27, 2019 03:33 PM (Z0nvx)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 27, 2019 03:26 PM (EcqY2)
Thanks, TPOP! I learned a new word!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:28 PM (ycWCI)
Bret is definitely a schmundie with a noftum
Posted by: REDACTED at August 27, 2019 03:33 PM (+8+gB)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 27, 2019 03:33 PM (4e+hS)
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Didja see this little diplomatic tempest in a teapot?
Macron criticized Brazil's President Bolsonaro (about global warming?) and Bolsonaro responded by tweeting that no wonder Macron is upset showing a picture of M. Mde. Macron contrasted to him and his hot 37 year old wife. Now Macron replies.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-49474421
Trumpism. It's catching.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 27, 2019 03:33 PM (+y/Ru)
The movie The Cell is the story of your brain, isn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:27 PM (iikV
[shifty eyes] You've heard that?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 27, 2019 03:31 PM (RD7QR)
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Where's the girl?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:33 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: A. Bedbug at August 27, 2019 03:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2019 03:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 27, 2019 03:33 PM (4e+hS)
You image searched her too? Yeah.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:34 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: dagny at August 27, 2019 03:34 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: middle schoolers everywhere at August 27, 2019 03:34 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: dagny at August 27, 2019 03:34 PM (nRWPy)
"No way, we can get a sharp image from the reflection off a hubcap in someone's eye from that 7-11 security camera footage!"
--CSI shows
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 03:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 27, 2019 03:23 PM (+8+gB)
A veritable schmuck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:25 PM (ycWCI)
A schmendrick.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 27, 2019 03:26 PM (EcqY2)
The Matrix Merovingian said French was the best language to curse in. He obviously didn't know Yiddish.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 27, 2019 03:35 PM (aS1PU)
But a guy with, like, 20 likes on a tweet referring to a NYT columnist is to be fired.
New rules, MSM. We're acutely aware of the new rules --- and you will pay for this.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2019 03:35 PM (bDqIh)
As a friend said, Bedbug Stephens did everything short of offering this guy an hour inside of his wife.
+++++
I'm seriously impressed. He's willing to let someone ride his wife 60 times.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2019 03:35 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 27, 2019 03:35 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
nah, bedbugs are pretty benign.
it's the scabies that gets us all itchy
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 27, 2019 03:35 PM (d7Ww2)
1m
DEVELOPING: Purdue Pharma has reportedly offered $10-12 billion to settle over 2,000 opioid-related lawsuits - NBC News
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 27, 2019 03:36 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2019 03:36 PM (+SCbL)
But a guy with, like, 20 likes on a tweet referring to a NYT columnist is to be fired.
New rules, MSM. We're acutely aware of the new rules --- and you will pay for this.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2019 03:35 PM (bDqIh)
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"Will we, daddy?"
-The NYT
"Nope, you're good."
-Carlos Slim
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:36 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2019 03:34 PM (ptqGC)
Scratch your back ?
Posted by: The Lurking Spider at August 27, 2019 03:36 PM (zXnjg)
He said Cruz would sell his family into slavery, and "he's like a serpent covered in Vaseline."
https://tinyurl.com/y2s45p5w
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2019 03:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 27, 2019 03:36 PM (Z0nvx)
189 She actually is a classical music critic, I don't think she's aged well though.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 27, 2019 03:33 PM (4e+hS)
You image searched her too? Yeah.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:34 PM (ycWCI)
I did an image search and for a second I thought she was the Israeli cellist Maya Beiser because she did a story on her and was all "wooo hooo!", Then I did something unusual and read the content.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 27, 2019 03:36 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:25 PM (ycWCI)
A schmendrick.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 27, 2019 03:26 PM (EcqY2)
The Matrix Merovingian said French was the best language to curse in. He obviously didn't know Yiddish.
Posted by: DR.WTF
Yiddish is the best for insulting someone.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2019 03:36 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: dagny at August 27, 2019 03:36 PM (nRWPy)
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Dean Hyacinth Baquet.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 27, 2019 03:37 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 27, 2019 03:37 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: klaftern at August 27, 2019 03:37 PM (RuIsu)
Is his wife a good cook? I might tweet that he's a cockroach the next time I'm in D.C.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 27, 2019 03:37 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 27, 2019 03:35 PM (aS1PU)
It seems to have the market cornered on the contemptuous insults. The ones where you are not just insulting the guy, but almost always implying that he is a complete non-entity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 27, 2019 03:37 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Corinna da Fonseca-Wollheim at August 27, 2019 03:37 PM (4e+hS)
Bret Stephens, NYT columnist, is currently married to an NYT classical music critic, and was formerly married to the NYT book review editor.
Does he get out much, or does he only associate with NYT people?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2019 03:37 PM (bDqIh)
https://nypost.com/2019/08/27/ my-husband-dumped-me-for-rep-ilhan-omar-dc-mom-says-in- divorce-filing/
Ilhan Omar seduces marries man; wife divorces, reveals extent of affair in brand-new divorce filing.
This all happened in the last few months WHILE everyone was talking about her previous brother-marriages.
The dude is a far-left douchebag, needless to say.
Posted by: zombie
Now he has a medical excuse for not satisfying his partner.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 27, 2019 03:37 PM (/Fmtj)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 27, 2019 03:36 PM (BqBId)
I'll take Places the Democrat Party Get Their Money From for $1200, Alex.
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2019 03:37 PM (+SCbL)
For a Jewish woman, especially, to engage in that kind of eliminationist rhetoric is just a sign of how insidious TDS can be. It's a hell of a disease.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 27, 2019 03:38 PM (O8WFE)
Yiddish is the best for insulting someone.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2019 03:36 PM (Cd8NC)
Gey henge dich mit a tzucker stricken, un hob'n a ziessen toydt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2019 03:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Someone did a cross-cultural study awhile back, and determined that English is the best language for cursing. Basically, it found that in most cultures, curses and insults are focused on a particular thing, like genitals, poop/buttholes, or parentage.
But in English, we do it all! It's a veritable smorgasbord.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2019 03:38 PM (AzW6q)
Explain that, bug boy.
Posted by: hepcat at August 27, 2019 03:38 PM (5b+Sr)
Bret Stephens, NYT columnist, is currently married to an NYT classical music critic, and was formerly married to the NYT book review editor.
Does he get out much, or does he only associate with NYT people?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2019 03:37 PM (bDqIh)
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You mean, like, people not of his class?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:38 PM (iikV8)
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A charming personality. Supposedly Fwance offered to donate 20 mill to fight amazon fires and he suggested the money would be better spent re foresting Europe.
Posted by: simplemind at August 27, 2019 03:38 PM (5Lm9X)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2019 03:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Strickel not stricken.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2019 03:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: dagny at August 27, 2019 03:39 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2019 03:39 PM (l9mVC)
Posted by: Undocumented at August 27, 2019 03:39 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Serpent? Vaseline? Are there pictures to go with that story? Just doing research, honest.
Posted by: Curt Eickenwald at August 27, 2019 03:39 PM (786Ro)
Trumpism. It's catching.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
Totally stupid and rude of Bolsonaro. Glad that Macron defended his wife and smacked Bolsonaro the way he did.
Posted by: Cheri at August 27, 2019 03:39 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Undocumented at August 27, 2019 03:39 PM (5NMZN)
White privilege.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2019 03:39 PM (zBaqJ)
But in English, we do it all! It's a veritable smorgasbord.
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Borges said that English was the best language to write in. The descriptive ability and depth of meanings is unmatched.
Posted by: simplemind at August 27, 2019 03:40 PM (5Lm9X)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2019 03:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: klaftern at August 27, 2019 03:37 PM (RuIsu)
A squishy combo of Anna Navarro and George Conway and David French writing for the NYT and pretending to be a "republican," lol.
Posted by: dagny at August 27, 2019 03:40 PM (nRWPy)
Before this I don't believe I'd ever heard of him, and I don't know if he deserves the nickname or not. Working at the NYT I suspect he does. All I know is, he's forever going to be known as "Bedbug" because he never learned as a kid how to handle being given a name, apparently.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 03:40 PM (KZzsI)
nah, bedbugs are pretty benign.
it's the scabies that gets us all itchy
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 27, 2019 03:35 PM (d7Ww2)
Yeah, no. Bedbugs are certainly NOT anything near "pretty benign". Rented a car last year that was infested with the damn things and then brought the fuckers home. I had to get prescription medication for the itchy bites all over my legs and paid $1000+ for the exterminator to get rid of them.
Posted by: I Have Questions at August 27, 2019 03:40 PM (BvNzB)
determined that English is the best language for cursing. Basically, it
found that in most cultures, curses and insults are focused on a
particular thing, like genitals, poop/buttholes, or parentage.
But in English, we do it all! It's a veritable smorgasbord.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2019 03:38 PM (AzW6q)
What's great about cursing in English-speaking countries is we can use other languages' curse words just as easily as our own. We are a melting pot of global profanity, and it's GLORIOUS. My brain can't really imagine a Japanese man in Tokyo calling someone a puta, but dammit, we would do it in America!
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 27, 2019 03:40 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 27, 2019 03:41 PM (xfb67)
Don't let Bret Stephens Bite
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 27, 2019 03:41 PM (BoJzR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2019 03:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 27, 2019 03:41 PM (M+Lyo)
My guess, without any reading or study, is that the people they're renting parts of the building out to are not keeping up their sanitation and cleaning jobs. Its also possible that people of less-than-ideal-hygiene are working there and bringing them in their clothes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 03:41 PM (KZzsI)
Marcus T: Eh, no thanks. Been there, done that, have the t-shirt. How about an hour in the ring at my local where I punch you around like a bag of Kefir?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 27, 2019 03:41 PM (8ts9m)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 27, 2019 03:41 PM (xfb67)
If you drink a quart every day...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2019 03:41 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 27, 2019 03:41 PM (xfb67)
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Everything you need to know about cat piss:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GIiOsuDRFk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:41 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Undocumented
**runs off to urbandictionary.com**
Posted by: Hands at August 27, 2019 03:42 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Undocumented at August 27, 2019 03:39 PM (5NMZN)
Testosterone-deprived cuckold journalist with the principles of a starving rat and the muscle mass of a sea sponge. Or thereabouts.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 27, 2019 03:42 PM (RD7QR)
Are they inviting each other to their capitols to say these things to their faces?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 27, 2019 03:42 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 27, 2019 03:42 PM (xfb67)
The tweet was in response to legit bedbug infestation at the NYT building.
Headline: NYT office has bedbugs
Joke tweet: Bret Stephens is the bedbug
That's it. But it really got under Bret's skin - like a chigger.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2019 03:42 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 27, 2019 03:42 PM (M+Lyo)
What's great about cursing in English-speaking countries is we can use other languages' curse words just as easily as our own. We are a melting pot of global profanity, and it's GLORIOUS. My brain
can't really imagine a Japanese man in Tokyo calling someone a puta, but dammit, we would do it in America!-----
The curses of immigration.
Posted by: Undocumented at August 27, 2019 03:42 PM (5NMZN)
https://nypost.com/2019/08/27/ my-husband-dumped-me-for-rep-ilhan-omar-dc-mom-says-in- divorce-filing/
Ilhan Omar seduces marries man; wife divorces, reveals extent of affair in brand-new divorce filing.
This all happened in the last few months WHILE everyone was talking about her previous brother-marriages.
The dude is a far-left douchebag, needless to say.
Posted by: zombie a
...........
yeah.. but she also paid him $230,000 over the past few years.. for consulting.
ya know.. I got into the wrong racket.. political consultantcy seems to be a pretty lucrative game..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 27, 2019 03:42 PM (so+oy)
So the NYT building actually has an infestation of bedbugs? How???
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 27, 2019 03:40 PM (ptqGC)
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If it weren't for American news media's synthetic priesthood, these people would be Bowery bums.
They're a bunch of shiftless unkempt drunks, and they likely picked up bugs in from some down-at-the-heels slag in a cheap dosshouse.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2019 03:42 PM (AzW6q)
Well, compared to Japanese Hornets or ear-spiders, bedbugs are a pretty minor irritant.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 03:42 PM (KZzsI)
Today's funniest article? "America Misses John McCain". Of course, hardly anyone even THINKS of John McCain, let alone actively misses him. The first paragraph of the article said today was the anniversary of his death....what kind of loser McCain fan kept track of THAT on their calendar?!
https://tinyurl.com/yy2x743k
Posted by: Grimaldi at August 27, 2019 03:42 PM (S48ez)
Headline: NYT office has bedbugs
Joke tweet: Bret Stephens is the bedbug
That's it. But it really got under Bret's skin - like a chigger.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2019 03:42 PM (bDqIh)
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Because he's a mature adult of high morals who can take criticism without lashing out, unlike that uncouth Trump figure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:42 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 27, 2019 03:43 PM (LWu6U)
then whistle on the way out the door...
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 27, 2019 03:43 PM (8D42x)
nah, bedbugs are pretty benign.
it's the scabies that gets us all itchy
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 27, 2019 03:35 PM (d7Ww2)
Yeah, no. Bedbugs are certainly NOT anything near "pretty benign". Rented a car last year that was infested with the damn things and then brought the fuckers home. I had to get prescription medication for the itchy bites all over my legs and paid $1000+ for the exterminator to get rid of them.
Posted by: I Have Questions
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And you successfully sued the rental car company no?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 27, 2019 03:43 PM (9B/d8)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 27, 2019 03:43 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 03:43 PM (KZzsI)
Right, Bret. One guy, who doesn't even work for the Feds, said Mean Things about you. On the Internet. OHMIGOD IT'S JUST LIKE THE NAZIS!!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2019 03:44 PM (Kpl3J)
Yeah, no. Bedbugs are certainly NOT anything near "pretty benign".
Well, compared to Japanese Hornets or ear-spiders, bedbugs are a pretty minor irritant.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 03:42 PM (KZzsI)
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Not to mention multiple alligator bites.
Posted by: Undocumented at August 27, 2019 03:44 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 27, 2019 03:44 PM (MLJ+L)
Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2019 03:44 PM (0yxK0)
Pick one. AND ONLY ONE.
Problem with these guys is they want to get pissed and do something and also not do something, and also, get this, laugh it off. They want to do all three. Triangulate as it were.
All three. he wants all of them to be true, even when they are mutually exclusive acts.
It's like someone insults your mother and you get into a stance to punch him in the nose, then go for a joke, and also walk away and ignore the guy. if someone says "I woulda punched him if he said that" you respond "well yeah, I almost did, did you see my fighting stance?" if someone says "fighting is wrong!" you say "Yeah totally, did you see me walk away?"
It's annoying and frustrating because only a real dickhead tries to do all three.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at August 27, 2019 03:44 PM (4Up2s)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 27, 2019 03:44 PM (BoJzR)
Posted by: RADM (Upper Half) Kristol at August 27, 2019 03:44 PM (7lLP0)
What I found interesting about this exchange too, was that the original tweet did not include Stephens in the tweet.
The big talking heads sure have a way of finding out who is referencing them, and fast. Who's watching out for them (spying for them) and then letting them know?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 27, 2019 03:45 PM (vEIlU)
Well, compared to Japanese Hornets or ear-spiders, bedbugs are a pretty minor irritant.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 03:42 PM (KZzsI)
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Not to mention multiple alligator bites.
Posted by: Undocumented at August 27, 2019 03:44 PM (5NMZN)
Or Ilhan Omar's cooter apparently
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 27, 2019 03:46 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: IC at August 27, 2019 03:46 PM (a0IVu)
What I found interesting about this exchange too, was that the original tweet did not include Stephens in the tweet.
The big talking heads sure have a way of finding out who is referencing them, and fast. Who's watching out for them (spying for them) and then letting them know?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 27, 2019 03:45 PM (vEIlU)
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Some fellow traveler probably sent a screenshot to Bret. "Oh, dear Bret! I found a man who said something mean to you!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:46 PM (iikV8)
But in English, we do it all! It's a veritable smorgasbord.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2019 03:38 PM (AzW6q)
Well, that's because English corners other languages in the alley and roughs them up for their best words.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 27, 2019 03:46 PM (mf5HN)
The big talking heads sure have a way of finding
out who is referencing them, and fast. Who's watching out for them
(spying for them) and then letting them know?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 27, 2019 03:45 PM (vEIlU)
Whoever it is, we'd like to discuss employment opportunities with them.
Posted by: Joe from the NSA at August 27, 2019 03:46 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Undocumented at August 27, 2019 03:46 PM (5NMZN)
https://bit.ly/2ZtAGJD
Street Fighting Man!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 27, 2019 03:47 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cheri
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Did you know . . . Brigitte Macron was 40 years old, his teacher, when she met 15 year old Macron? And she divorced her husband and left her three children to move to Paris with Macron, hmm?
So here she would be a felon child rapist, who abandoned her own children. Justice requires truth.
Posted by: the more you know at August 27, 2019 03:47 PM (5Lm9X)
Posted by: Brett Stephens at August 27, 2019 03:47 PM (SFzo1)
d the disdainful sneer?
Posted by: dagny at August 27, 2019 03:47 PM (nRWPy)
But in English, we do it all! It's a veritable smorgasbord.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2019 03:38 PM (AzW6q)
Well, that's because English corners other languages in the alley and roughs them up for their best words.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 27, 2019 03:46 PM (mf5HN)
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I always thought of English as more of a dirty street hooker who collected new words like venereal diseases.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:47 PM (iikV8)
https://tinyurl.com/yy2x743k
Posted by: Grimaldi at August 27, 2019 03:42 PM (S48ez)
It's like Easter on the cuck calendar.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 27, 2019 03:47 PM (aS1PU)
Give up the adjective and nobody gets hurt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 03:47 PM (KZzsI)
ya know.. I got into the wrong racket.. political consultantcy seems to be a pretty lucrative game..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 27, 2019 03:42 PM (so+oy)
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You really want the option of having to do "extra duty" with the likes of Omar or Clinton?
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 27, 2019 03:47 PM (qC1Sy)
Stephens, in an interview, said "This is reminiscent of Totalitarian
Regimes!!!"
Right, Bret. One guy, who doesn't even work for the Feds, said Mean
Things about you. On the Internet. OHMIGOD IT'S JUST LIKE THE
NAZIS!!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2019 03:44 PM (Kpl3J)
I LOVE that. I was cracking up when I first read that this morning. What a crippledick twatwaffle.
For those who may have forgotten, Bret Stephens is the token NYT "Republican" (I think they might even pretend he's a conservative) who, in his first column, dared to write that maybe climate nutsos should try being less insane, and promptly got eviscerated by all of his leftwing buddies. It hurt his feewings.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 27, 2019 03:47 PM (rP4OC)
https://tinyurl.com/yy2x743k
Posted by: Grimaldi at August 27, 2019 03:42 PM (S48ez)
It's like Easter on the cuck calendar.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 27, 2019 03:47 PM (aS1PU)
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Wait...John McCain is risen?!?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:47 PM (iikV8)
https://nypost.com/2019/08/27/ my-husband-dumped-me-for-rep-ilhan-omar-dc-mom-says-in- divorce-filing/
Ilhan Omar seduces marries man; wife divorces, reveals extent of affair in brand-new divorce filing.
This all happened in the last few months WHILE everyone was talking about her previous brother-marriages.
The dude is a far-left douchebag, needless to say.
Posted by: zombie
Why didn't Bret just say 'Bedbug--a lothario who jumps from bed to bed. I'll take it! LOL"
It would take sense of humor and writing talent, I'm thinking.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 27, 2019 03:48 PM (/Fmtj)
I'm going to try that at my next bar fight.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 27, 2019 03:48 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:47 PM (iikV
Nooo...salt the earth!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: IC at August 27, 2019 03:48 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:47 PM (iikV
There is also that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 27, 2019 03:48 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: klaftern at August 27, 2019 03:48 PM (RuIsu)
So the NYT building actually has an infestation of bedbugs? How???
My guess, without any reading or study, is that the people they're renting parts of the building out to are not keeping up their sanitation and cleaning jobs. Its also possible that people of less-than-ideal-hygiene are working there and bringing them in their clothes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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I'm sure I read years ago that New York's 5-star hotels were experiencing bedbug infestations. The clientele? A creeping tide starting from other parts of the city?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 27, 2019 03:48 PM (M9ntN)
I learned early on the best way to deal with a nickname you don't like is to encourage its use and embrace it, even embellish on it. The people who tried to hang the name on you only like it if you get upset or are hurt by it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 03:49 PM (KZzsI)
But in English, we do it all! It's a veritable smorgasbord.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2019 03:38 PM (AzW6q)
Well, that's because English corners other languages in the alley and roughs them up for their best words.
Posted by: alexthechick
Those pinche shmucks.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2019 03:49 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: the Butcher at August 27, 2019 03:49 PM (DIosY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:46 PM (iikV
My money's on some wag on Twitter retweeted the original tweet and @'ed Stephens on it, because Stephens is a twat.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 27, 2019 03:49 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at August 27, 2019 03:49 PM (8XRCm)
Up next: Lizzo at the MTV VMAs in a yellow, sequined leotard!!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2019 03:49 PM (bDqIh)
... shit. Looks like I missed my socks.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 27, 2019 03:50 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn
Because his wife would have kicked his ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2019 03:50 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: the Butcher at August 27, 2019 03:49 PM (DIosY)
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When I take my gentleman callers, he wants to stay in the bed. It really bugs us.
Posted by: Bret's Wife at August 27, 2019 03:50 PM (AzW6q)
It's Tuesday.
A little Rape and you'll feel a lot better about things.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2019 03:50 PM (SFzo1)
Posted by: Buddy Hinton at August 27, 2019 03:50 PM (kS4cA)
He should have replied, Yes! I'll drop by tonight, is this your address? And tweet his address (by mistake, mind you).
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 27, 2019 03:50 PM (vEIlU)
*******
Guy should have tweeted back oh yeah, How is your Wife & My Kids doing
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 27, 2019 03:50 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 03:51 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bret's Wife
Bedbugus sapien
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2019 03:51 PM (Cd8NC)
Bret used to work for the Wall Street Journal. I remember seeing him on the Journal Editorial Report show on Fox News.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2019 03:51 PM (aKsyK)
So she's Florida Teacher Woman with better PR.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 27, 2019 03:51 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 27, 2019 03:51 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:47 PM (iikV
There is also that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 27, 2019 03:48 PM (mf5HN)
A dirty street hooker who also mugs her marks in alleyways.
Posted by: Someguy at August 27, 2019 03:51 PM (4i8PS)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2019 03:52 PM (bDqIh)
Will their father be attending as well?
Just want to know how many bottles of wine and boxes of condoms to bring.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2019 03:52 PM (SFzo1)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 27, 2019 03:52 PM (4vuMP)
Posted by: John Hickenloop at August 27, 2019 03:52 PM (7lLP0)
Been busy fixin stuff.
What'd I miss??
Posted by: Helen Thomas at August 27, 2019 03:49 PM (8XRCm)
O_______O
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 27, 2019 03:52 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 27, 2019 03:52 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 03:51 PM (KZzsI)
They say that breaking up is hard to do.
Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2019 03:52 PM (0yxK0)
Posted by: Corinna de Von Fasutenberg Ribbentrop at August 27, 2019 03:52 PM (37IEG)
Been busy fixin stuff.
What'd I miss??
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See gif linked at 280. Dukakis in the tank or Kerry in his bunny suit worthy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 27, 2019 03:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: bleakdaze at August 27, 2019 03:53 PM (gqm8O)
Posted by: Blue Oyster Bar Cult at August 27, 2019 03:53 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: I Have Questions at August 27, 2019 03:54 PM (BvNzB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 27, 2019 03:54 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: turambar at August 27, 2019 03:54 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 27, 2019 03:46 PM (mf5HN)
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I always thought of English as more of a dirty street hooker who collected new words like venereal diseases.
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I got on an elevator last night and there was a guy talking at high speed in Chinese on his cell phone. He rattled on for like a minute, took a breath and said "also" and then rattled on again in Chinese at high speed. I wondered if there wasn't a word in Chinese (Cantonese/mandarin I dunno what he was speaking) for "Also"...
Posted by: simplemind at August 27, 2019 03:54 PM (X5lfa)
Posted by: bluebell at August 27, 2019 03:54 PM (aXucN)
1h
If you think Biden is corrupt because of his dealings with the Chinese, just wait until you learn about what he was trying to extort out of officials in Cyprus during his trip there as VP. Two words: energy business.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 27, 2019 03:55 PM (BqBId)
Oh sweet lord, it's bad: Lizzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo0RK_olDb4
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2019 03:52 PM (bDqIh)
W.
T.
F.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 27, 2019 03:55 PM (rP4OC)
........
She fakes a mean orgasm, because, well... you know.
Posted by: wth at August 27, 2019 03:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: bluebell at August 27, 2019 03:54 PM (aXucN)
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We've already seen evidence of Stephens calling Cruz a serpent.
But that will be completely different because it's not a bedbug.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:55 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: mrtmz at August 27, 2019 03:55 PM (m/Gc2)
Gettin' wrinkles on her face face face face face
Her career can be replaced placed placed placed placed
So it's time to play snowflake flake flake flake flake
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 27, 2019 03:55 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at August 27, 2019 03:56 PM (UFLLM)
Just exactly what chuckle-head would leave ANYTHING for Ilhan?
........
She fakes a mean orgasm, because, well... you know.
Posted by: wth at August 27, 2019 03:55 PM (v0R5T)
this guy digs it when she yells Allah hu Akhbar.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 27, 2019 03:56 PM (37IEG)
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Maybe it was "ah so" or "asshole".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 27, 2019 03:56 PM (+y/Ru)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo0RK_olDb4
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2019 03:52 PM (bDqIh)
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Pop music has....... changed.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 27, 2019 03:56 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 27, 2019 03:56 PM (Dh1wo)
Mother of God that's awful. I mean, its not "shake a cane at the young people" bad, its "this looks like a parody done on In Living Color" awful
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 03:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 27, 2019 03:57 PM (gPafL)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 27, 2019 03:57 PM (qC1Sy)
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According to Google, the Chinese word for also is "also".
Posted by: Undocumented at August 27, 2019 03:57 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Sooner at August 27, 2019 03:57 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: simplemind at August 27, 2019 03:54 PM (X5lfa)
Try to blend into the background when native speakers are speaking Spanish. They do the same, using bits of borrowed English.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 27, 2019 03:57 PM (J+mig)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo0RK_olDb4
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2019 03:52 PM (bDqIh)
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh my goodness, you couldn't parody that if you wanted to.
Posted by: bluebell at August 27, 2019 03:58 PM (aXucN)
T.
F.
- - - -
I have no idea - just saw the buzz that she killed it at the VMAs. Mtv makes me feel old, and also makes me wonder if I have been transported to another dimension.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2019 03:58 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 27, 2019 03:57 PM (gPafL)
One that also tosses the salad.
Posted by: Roy at August 27, 2019 03:58 PM (0yxK0)
talking at high speed in Chinese on his cell phone. He rattled on for
like a minute, took a breath and said "also" and then rattled on again
in Chinese at high speed. I wondered if there wasn't a word in
Chinese (Cantonese/mandarin I dunno what he was speaking) for "Also"...
Posted by: simplemind at August 27, 2019 03:54 PM (X5lfa)
I'm always amused when I'm watching anime or some other Japanese program, and I'll hear "Oh my gawd!" and "Jesus!" peppered throughout.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 27, 2019 03:58 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:47 PM (iikV
Why yes, but he's called Mitt Romney now.
Posted by: Cheri at August 27, 2019 03:58 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 27, 2019 03:56 PM (Dh1wo)
----
..... neverending tossed salad, right???.....
Posted by: fixerupper at August 27, 2019 03:58 PM (8XRCm)
I wouldn't call somebody a "bedbug" to their face--even if I had used the word online, but we could have a very civil conversation (on my part) about the lying press and their delusions of immunity about criticism.
Here's the thing, if he got really incensed about something I said, then I still dared to say something to his face that he took as an insult. Then it's not so much about "hiding behind an online persona" as it is about what enough people could identify is a negative opinion about how journalists react.
And the longer he takes to take offense the longer I have to berate him about the failure that is modern journalism and their cronyism to the Democratic Party.
I would also tell him that he mistook an online short-hand analogy for calling him, as a *human*, an *insect*. That's what he's saying when he issues the challenge: "Say that I amount to nothing more than an insect in front of my family".
Well gee, pal, if you have to blow it out of proportion--if you're going to have a fit--I am definitely not going to call you that in front of your family.
Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2019 03:58 PM (DuZls)
I got eaten by bedbugs in a Dutch flophouse. No fun.
But I think I'd prefer that to dinner with Stephens.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2019 03:58 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 27, 2019 03:57 PM (J+mig)
Spanglish is hilarious sometimes.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 27, 2019 03:58 PM (37IEG)
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Maybe it was "ah so" or "asshole".
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Certainly those possibilities should be entertained as well.
Posted by: simplemind at August 27, 2019 03:58 PM (5Lm9X)
Posted by: Jay in PA
One looking to get laid?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2019 03:59 PM (Cd8NC)
The internet is turning everyone into English Speakers whether they want to or not. Most countries teach English as a requirement in their schools.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 03:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 03:47 PM (iikV
There is also that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 27, 2019 03:48 PM (mf5HN)
A dirty street hooker who also mugs her marks in alleyways.
Posted by: Someguy at August 27, 2019 03:51 PM (4i8PS)
But enough about Cardi B!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 27, 2019 03:59 PM (bcbK8)
Because I didn't say that about any other race.
Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2019 03:59 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2019 03:58 PM (bDqIh)
This is Bizarro World. How we got here, I haven't a clue.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 27, 2019 04:00 PM (J+mig)
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Maybe it was "ah so" or "asshole".
========
Certainly those possibilities should be entertained as well.
Posted by: simplemind
Ah so. Number one son agrees.
Posted by: Charlie Chan
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2019 04:00 PM (Cd8NC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo0RK_olDb4
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2019 03:52 PM (bDqIh)
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh my goodness, you couldn't parody that if you wanted to.
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What is a lizzo? I mean, is it animal, vegetable or mineral?
Posted by: simplemind at August 27, 2019 04:00 PM (5Lm9X)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 27, 2019 03:45 PM (vEIlU)
There's always the possibility that someone obsessively googles their own name every 15 minutes, manic about the idea that someone, somewhere, may have mentioned it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2019 04:00 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 27, 2019 04:00 PM (p0A33)
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at August 27, 2019 04:01 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 27, 2019 03:45 PM (vEIlU)
There's always the possibility that someone obsessively googles their own name every 15 minutes, manic about the idea that someone, somewhere, may have mentioned it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2019 04:00 PM (Kpl3J)
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This is truly the story of Jake Tapper.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 04:01 PM (iikV8)
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Bullshit. Baltimore has neither bedbugs nor rats.
Posted by: Undocumented at August 27, 2019 04:01 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2019 03:58 PM (bDqIh)
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When I was watching I was thinking MTV makes me feel thin.
Posted by: bluebell at August 27, 2019 04:01 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: troyriser at August 27, 2019 04:01 PM (mSO8Y)
Posted by: simplemind at August 27, 2019 04:01 PM (5CKA7)
I like that in Bollywood movies. The random English word injected into the stream.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 27, 2019 04:01 PM (cqWJg)
This is not about an insult, its about getting attention.
Posted by: Don Q at August 27, 2019 04:01 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at August 27, 2019 04:02 PM (tMNn8)
don't let Bret Stephens bite.
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 27, 2019 04:02 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 27, 2019 04:00 PM (p0A33)
They actually DID. They about-faced when Stalin's Soviet Union was attacked.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 27, 2019 04:02 PM (ujg0T)
But third of all -- this is the typical NeverTrump/Ruling Class passive-aggressive simpering effeminate coward cuck bullshit.
Ace, you are a mad scientist. My next $20 for you.
Come to the lab, see what is on the slab.
You happily drive me to drink.
Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at August 27, 2019 04:02 PM (9PtLS)
Bad news for you, Brett, when the civil war starts, you're not going to be avoiding a lib death camp because you're NeverTrump. Sad.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 27, 2019 04:02 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Until Pearl Harbor happened, we were well on our way.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2019 04:02 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at August 27, 2019 04:02 PM (tMNn
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So, "Please be my friend random person on the Internet who wrote a small insult aimed at me?"
Yeah, so much better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 04:02 PM (iikV8)
Oh my goodness, you couldn't parody that if you wanted to.
Posted by: bluebell at August 27, 2019 03:58 PM (aXucN)
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Watched the video and the part that amused me was the gal next to Queen Latifa. She looked like she wasn't sure if she was supposed to be entertained or not.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at August 27, 2019 04:03 PM (qC1Sy)
One of the suggestions was "ace.mu.nu i'd hit it".
Posted by: Orenthal James at August 27, 2019 04:03 PM (TzscB)
But enough about Cardi B!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 27, 2019 03:59 PM (bcbK
I'm not sure whether or not it's great that a random mish mash of analogies can easily be a reference to a celebrity.
Posted by: Someguy at August 27, 2019 04:03 PM (4i8PS)
Great phrase. FYI... straight, conservative women do not want effeminate non-men as husbands or boyfriends.
Posted by: shibumi, in electrical, mortage and house selling hell at August 27, 2019 04:03 PM (AkkRZ)
Posted by: blaster at August 27, 2019 04:03 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 27, 2019 03:45 PM (vEIlU)
There's always the possibility that someone obsessively googles their own name every 15 minutes, manic about the idea that someone, somewhere, may have mentioned it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2019 04:00 PM (Kpl3J)
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This is truly the story of Jake Tapper.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 04:01 PM (iikV
There are now companies you can PAY to 'protect your online reputation'.
So they are not compulsively searching for themselves, some third world programmer has an algorithm that does it for them.
For a modest fee of course.
Posted by: Don Q at August 27, 2019 04:04 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Orenthal James at August 27, 2019 04:03 PM (TzscB)
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How many millions of results?
Posted by: bluebell at August 27, 2019 04:04 PM (aXucN)
https://projectophile.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/bed-bug.jpg
Posted by: hepcat at August 27, 2019 04:04 PM (5b+Sr)
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I think there is this thing called google alerts that you can set up where they crawl the web looking for search terms you pick and some people set it up for their own name. So like Brett within 1 Stevens and (New York Times) or (NYT) maybe would have pulled this off twitter and flagged it for him?
Posted by: simplemind at August 27, 2019 04:04 PM (psCWb)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
at August 27, 2019 04:04 PM (cqWJg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Until Pearl Harbor happened, we were well on our way.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2019 04:02 PM (Cd8NC)
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Ayup.
You want to know what American institution literally covered for the Nazis and THEN for the Soviets???
*points at the NY Times.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 27, 2019 04:04 PM (8XRCm)
How did it come to this?
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 27, 2019 04:04 PM (ltuaO)
If any one of us did even one 100th of what the deep state had tried wed be hung.
We have no fucking country anymore
Posted by: Getcha Pull at August 27, 2019 04:05 PM (NxIci)
Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at August 27, 2019 04:05 PM (qZdIZ)
Its the 'heal coals on their head' approach rather than the 'shove them down the stairs' Fredo one. And of the two, its the better and ordinarily I'd be applauding it.
The problem is that he really had to go out of his way to even find this slight, and further its such a minor and humorous one that instead of making him seem noble and like the better man, it instead makes him seem... petty. Oversensitive. Childish.
Its an overreaction that betrays a vast sense of self importance and inability to enjoy one's self.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 04:05 PM (KZzsI)
Ayup.
You want to know what American institution literally covered for the Nazis and THEN for the Soviets???
*points at the NY Times.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 27, 2019 04:04 PM (8XRCm)
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*desperately digs through all public comments of Republicans from the 30s in search for a single instance of any of them saying something positive about Hitler*
-The NYT
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 04:05 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 03:51 PM (KZzsI)
I'm not seeing it. Her face still has some of that baby fat softness to it. I'm not seeing any harsh lines or wrinkles. When she looks down in this video, there are some hard shadows that are unflattering, but when she looks at the crowd or up all of that disappears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z4icNgFSPI
Also, what the hell is on that person's head to Swift's right?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 27, 2019 04:05 PM (9t0Zz)
https://projectophile.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/bed-bug.jpg
Posted by: hepcat at August 27, 2019 04:04 PM (5b+Sr)
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LOL. Would one of you nice people with a Twitter account care to send that to Mr. Stephens?
Posted by: bluebell at August 27, 2019 04:06 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: blaster at August 27, 2019 04:06 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 27, 2019 04:06 PM (rP4OC)
But enough about Cardi B!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 27, 2019 03:59 PM (bcbK
I'm not sure whether or not it's great that a random mish mash of analogies can easily be a reference to a celebrity.
Posted by: Someguy at August 27, 2019 04:03 PM (4i8PS)
Probably not great. Celebrity culture and the pursuit of it sucks.
Also Cardi B sucks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 27, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: blaster at August 27, 2019 04:06 PM (ZfRYq)
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I don't believe you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 04:06 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 04:05 PM (KZzsI)
*strokes beard*
*nods approvingly*
Posted by: Sigmund Freud at August 27, 2019 04:08 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Joycelyn Elders at August 27, 2019 04:08 PM (5NMZN)
How did it come to this?
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You see its like this . . .
*long pause*
people are assholes.
Posted by: wizened little old man sitting on top of mountain peak at August 27, 2019 04:08 PM (5CKA7)
Those male dancers, I think she's what they call a "fag hag."
See, when a guy singer has hot female dancers doing hot female moves in skimpy clothes, that's an exaggeration of feminine sexuality for effect. It not only entertains and pleases the men of the crowd, but gives an illusion of virility and masculinity for the singer.
When you try to reverse this as a female singer, you should have exaggeratedly masculine men doing manly things in manly clothes, not shaved bois in short shorts doing feminine things. That gives an entirely different vibe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 27, 2019 04:08 PM (KZzsI)
How did it come to this?
Posted by: Sharrukin2
We were busy with our lives and working and Trump isn't beholden to anyone for his money.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2019 04:09 PM (Cd8NC)
19th Century Tweet:
Why, my dear sir, you're nothing but a beetle, a crawling, dung rolling beetle. You pinch off a good 2 grams of steaming excrement and push it along with your barbed back legs until it assumes a perfectly round shape. You then present the compacted manure to your family for dinner. That's what I think of you. Good day, Sir!
Posted by: Sphynx at August 27, 2019 04:09 PM (rXie1)
How did it come to this?
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You see its like this . . .
*long pause*
people are assholes.
Posted by: wizened little old man sitting on top of mountain peak at August 27, 2019 04:08 PM (5CKA7)
*sits down*
Teach us more of your ways, oh wise one.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Relax, buy ammo and don't give one inch at August 27, 2019 04:10 PM (bcbK8)
How did it come to this?
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 27, 2019 04:04 PM (ltuaO)
What happened was the Cold War ended. The old rifts of globalists vs. nationalists were bonded by a common anti-Soviet alliance. But once that Soviet Empire fell apart, the people who wanted to intervene everywhere in the name of anti-communism now wanted to do it (or should I say, have the American working class do it for them) in the name of Globalism.
And those of us who understood the need to confront the Soviet Menace said, "Wait.....this isn't for which we signed on....."
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 27, 2019 04:11 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Soy boy cuckolds who also enjoy homo butt sex at August 27, 2019 04:11 PM (k4dH2)
Absolutely agree, but in this day and age, it is still sort of..... oddly touching in a way.
Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at August 27, 2019 04:12 PM (tMNn8)
Posted by: simplemind at August 27, 2019 03:54 PM (X5lfa)
I find it amusing to watch non-English curlers speaking whatever language until they get to specific curling words like "hurry!" Or "hard!"
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 27, 2019 04:12 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 27, 2019 04:12 PM (IWZO4)
If Karpf gets dinner for "bedbug", you'll get invited on the family vacation and put in the will.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 27, 2019 04:12 PM (m6qV1)
________________
We do!
Posted by: Soy boy cuckolds who also enjoy homo butt sex at August 27, 2019 04:11 PM (k4dH2)
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Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Black Mamba at August 27, 2019 04:12 PM (iikV8)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2019 04:09 PM (Cd8NC)
That tells me there will be no recovery. People can't spend their entire life monitoring these assholes and we can't expect a Trump every 8 years.
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 27, 2019 04:12 PM (ltuaO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2019 04:12 PM (AzW6q)
________________
We do!
Posted by: Soy boy cuckolds
"Take my wife . . . please"
Posted by: Soy Boys II at August 27, 2019 04:13 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at August 27, 2019 04:06 PM (rP4OC)
I strongly suspect that it's not really the "bedbug" analogy (petty), but it was the part where the prof says "because he never does anything worthwhile but you can't ever get rid of him".
Which is clearly True.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2019 04:13 PM (Kpl3J)
That would be Robert Plant wearing tight jeans with wiener pocket. ::scrubs eyes:::
Ocean live at MSG.
Posted by: 13times at August 27, 2019 04:13 PM (K3B2k)
Colorado potato beetles
wireworms
flea beetles
potato tuberworms
potato leafhoppers
cutworms
All the makings for Nightmare On Spud Street.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 27, 2019 04:14 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
They write all the stories in a week and sleep on the job for the next two years.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 27, 2019 04:14 PM (/Fmtj)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 27, 2019 04:15 PM (O8WFE)
What I found interesting about this exchange too, was that the original tweet did not include Stephens in the tweet.
The big talking heads sure have a way of finding out who is referencing them, and fast. Who's watching out for them (spying for them) and then letting them know?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 27, 2019 03:45 PM (vEIlU)
There's a bunch of software tools available to track specific words on Twatter, both paid and freeware versions. I'm betting that's the same thing that Jake Fapper uses to track when people laugh at him.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2019 04:17 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Cicero
There must be an open ambassadorship somewhere for this gentleman.
Posted by: Miklos, being diplomatic at August 27, 2019 04:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 27, 2019 04:11 PM (ujg0T)
They didn't care who the enemy was as long as they got to seize power doing it.
Posted by: Sharrukin2 at August 27, 2019 04:19 PM (ltuaO)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 27, 2019 04:20 PM (m6qV1)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 27, 2019 04:20 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 27, 2019 03:45 PM
Actually this happens, Dennis Prager says he has some alert if articles are written about him so he gets notified of them.
Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2019 04:22 PM (BbGew)
Speaking of nicknames, who was called "something" Powerbottom here? What was the whole nicknames, it's bugging me I can't remember.
Posted by: Farmer at August 27, 2019 04:24 PM (T5tjg)
Hang in there I'm not funny but my effort is.
Also
Ok to tell a man ' Glad you are alive.'
But don't say ' I love you. ' Most respond with a solid punch, then you can say ' I love you too. '
Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at August 27, 2019 04:28 PM (9PtLS)
I read the responses to Karpf's boss's invitation to Stephens. With the few exceptions that got the provost's trolling of Stephens, the rest are dumber than dirt and more arrogant than royalty.
I'd sign up on Twitter to argue back, but it's not worth the effort. Then again, I have a sack of hammers that is still smarter than they are. Perhaps I can sign it up...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 27, 2019 04:38 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 27, 2019 04:39 PM (0oU0u)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 27, 2019 04:49 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! at August 27, 2019 05:33 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! at August 27, 2019 05:34 PM (CLteG)
He'll feel better too.
Posted by: steve walsh at August 27, 2019 05:48 PM (vf96M)
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at August 27, 2019 05:53 PM (nRj4F)
"....a dagger stealthily swaddled in a silk handkerchief."
I got to admit, that's some very fine writing, Ace.
Posted by: Cold Civil War at August 27, 2019 07:09 PM (Z2PYk)
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