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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Saturday Overnight Open Thread (8/24/19)Disco & Metal = How to build your own boat. It looks sturdy, it should prevent plenty of gun/canoe accidents. Wow!! An educational Saturday ONT. Who would have thought? Cooking shows, we have all seen them one time or another. How does one go about making a new show stand out from the wasteland of television? New Cooking Competition Show Will Have Chefs Try to Recreate Dishes after Having Been Shot in the Face with Said Dishes by a Food Cannon The premise of Dishmantled is a compelling one. It summons the heroic spirit within the human psyche and thus makes for must-watch TV. In it, cook contestants are shot in the face with a dish by a food cannon. From what they can feel, smell, and taste on their face, they must then recreate that dish faster and more accurately than their competitors. Deadline reports that Tituss Burgess, one of the stars of Unbreakable Kelly Schmidt, will host the show. Denim has been around for years. What did your jeans look like the year you were born. Interesting photos over the years.H/T CBD I'm very fortunate, I've been working remote for years. It isn't for everybody. But, more and more people are working remote. Remote work isn’t just here to stay, it’s becoming the new norm. A way of working that people love and strive for. Not just the people who work 100% remotely today either. We’re all exposed to remote work on a weekly - if not daily - basis. Whether it’s a meeting where someone joins from home or another office. Collaborating with a vendor who works in another location. Or working from home or a co-working space part of the week. We’re all increasingly exposed to forms of remote work. And the tools are here to help. Productivity tools have caught up to the remote trend. Remote integrates seamlessly into our work lives. Thanks to the likes of Slack, Zoom, Google Hangouts, G Suite, Office 365, Evernote, our partner on the survey Miro, and the slew of other ever-expanding and new cloud collaboration tools. But the tools aren’t enough to make remote work. There are behavioral changes that organizations and people need to make in order for remote work to be successful. We’ll cover tips from remote workers on how to best work remotely, plus all the other juicy insights we learned about remote work and meetings. When you think of sexual deviants, who do you think of? Probably not an 85 year old woman and her 82 year old hubby. Connecticut residents have turned a wooded conservation area in Fairfield into their own sexual playground — with cops catching multiple people hooking up in the open space, including a pair of 80-somethings. The public escapades went down last week in the Grace Richardson Conservation Area, according to the CTPost. Six people — between the ages 62 and 85 — were arrested and charged with breach of peace and public indecency as part of a surveillance operation conducted by the Fairfield Police Department. Modern day Ben Hur. The first of two Genius Award Winners. Michael Comeau, the principal at Holy Family Catholic school in Port Allen and an educator who previously received the prestigious $25,000 Milken award, has resigned after his arrest early Friday at a Washington D.C. strip club while on a school field trip to the nation's capital. Dan Borne, spokesman for the Diocese of Baton Rouge, said in a statement that the incident occurred while Comeau was with students on a school-sponsored trip, though students were in their hotel rooms under the supervision of other chaperones when Comeau was arrested. Comeau submitted his resignation as principal, Borne said. An interim principal will be appointed.As Ron White would say, "he had the right he did not have the ability to." Dirt is not a good product to use for anger management. Genius Award Winner. AUGUST 16--A Florida Man used a front-end loader to dump a bucket of dirt on the vehicle his girlfriend drove to a meeting with him yesterday afternoon, police report. Cops charge that Hunter Mills, 20, met Thursday with the woman on a road adjacent to Phil-dirt Inc., an Okaloosa County excavation firm that sells top soil and assorted landscaping materials. Mills’s connection to the company is not addressed in an arrest report. While the report lists Mills’s most recent educational or work affiliation as Crestview High School, it seems likely he is a graduate of that institution. After the woman arrived at the meeting site in a white 2010 Cadillac, Mills “approached in a front-end loader with a load of dirt in the bucket.” According to investigators, when Mills’s girlfriend “refused to answer a question,” he proceeded to commit a felony. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by My Humanitarian Side. Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. Cash Bar tonight. Shoes, shirt and pants required. Socks are optional. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 24, 2019 10:04 PM (Ckg4U) 2
Wedding party!
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 24, 2019 10:04 PM (Z4rgH) 3
Good Evening
Posted by: wing at August 24, 2019 10:05 PM (JFzNN) 4
Hello Dear, how was your day?
Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2019 10:05 PM (GaOgf) 5
While waiting for the ONT read the creepy story, its creepy alright
Good night horde Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2019 10:06 PM (BbGew) 6
Top 10 and a shot with a beer to boot. Nice
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 24, 2019 10:06 PM (+ldAm) 7
Top Tenſt!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-Botto at August 24, 2019 10:07 PM (7WaWV) 8
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Posted by: Ha at August 24, 2019 10:07 PM (MAstk) 9
I just noticed on netflix watcher that there's a trending documentary, a 2018 release called...
John And Yoko -- Above Us Only Sky You're welcome. Posted by: GnuBreed at August 24, 2019 10:07 PM (Z4rgH) 10
The Kool & The Gang/Quiet Riot was quite entertaining!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 24, 2019 10:08 PM (Ckg4U) 11
Top ten?
Posted by: Surfperch at August 24, 2019 10:08 PM (tVQUs) 12
Missed it by that much.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 24, 2019 10:08 PM (tVQUs) 13
We finally got some rain today. Yay! It's so relaxing to watch when you're sitting on the covered patio.
Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2019 10:09 PM (GaOgf) 14
Finally. A thread that doesn't smell like fish.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 10:09 PM (amw5z) 15
Working remotely would be no problem. Now, if I just had some work...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2019 10:10 PM (NWiLs) 16
I prefer Bushmills to Jameson's but I do like a bump with my beer.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at August 24, 2019 10:10 PM (Vf4Y7) 17
I read all that and still a top 20!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at August 24, 2019 10:10 PM (f9A2A) 18
Florida's D is awful, only Miami's ineptness is keeping the game close. Alabama or Clemson would destroy these knuckleheads.
Posted by: An Observation at August 24, 2019 10:11 PM (2N7oZ) 19
SLAP!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2019 10:11 PM (KP5rU) 20
Hey everybody!
Just got back an hour ago from the 2019 Southern California Moron Meetup at Kelsey's Bar & Grill at Pechanga Resort & Casino in Temecula. Overall I have to say it was a resounding success. We had 6 attendees and myself, so I was able to give away all the merch that Ben Had, Weasel, Bluebell and Jewells so generously provided, without anyone having to go home empty handed! Our attendees were: - Geewhiz - motionview - CAtoken - Eric Golub (he's okay with being listed by name, and he's a lurker only, but supports Ace a ton) - Jeff (also a lurker who supports AoS a ton) - John (also a lurker who greatly supports AoS) ...and of course, your humble qdpsteve. I also have some pictures I'd like to share. Only one shows an identifiable person, who said he is perfectly okay with being same.. MisHum, if I can write something up, do you think you could post my MoMee report up for me here at the blog tomorrow afternoon? Thanks in advance. Hoping to do it all again next year, in a different location, although I also have to give a shout-out to Kelseys, who provided us with wonderful service, even after they found out we're eeeeevil deplorables. :-) Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2019 10:11 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 24, 2019 10:11 PM (ycWCI) 22
A/C broke. Windows open. Can hear crickets. I can feel the warm outside air. I can smell the outside air. It feels like I'm camping. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2019 10:11 PM (r8unI) 23
Chavez!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 24, 2019 10:12 PM (Ckg4U) Posted by: Don Q at August 24, 2019 10:12 PM (NgKpN) 25
The Kool & The Gang/Quiet Riot was quite entertaining!
Posted by: Slapweasel When Kool and the Gang were Grand Marshals for Mardi Gras in New Orleans, even more cooler! Posted by: Miklos, Bacchus, or maybe Endymion at August 24, 2019 10:12 PM (QzkSJ) 26
Working remotely would be no problem. Now, if I just had some work...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2019 10:10 PM (NWiLs) -------- Insom, you need to move to some small town with only one bored lawyer. Once a town has two lawyers, they both have more work than they can handle! Hah! Get it? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 10:12 PM (amw5z) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2019 10:12 PM (aKsyK) 28
18 Florida's D is awful, only Miami's ineptness is keeping the game close. Alabama or Clemson would destroy these knuckleheads.
Posted by: An Observation at August 24, 2019 10:11 PM (2N7oZ) I know I'm supposed to care, but I just plain don't. Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2019 10:13 PM (NWiLs) 29
16 I prefer Bushmills to Jameson's but I do like a bump with my beer.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy Bushmills? That's protestant whiskey! Posted by: Jimmy McNulty at August 24, 2019 10:13 PM (HCqAo) 30
The best mashup I ever heard is Marvin Gaye and Ratt - I Heard it Round and Round the Grapevine
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 24, 2019 10:13 PM (xPl2J) 31
Shoes, shirt and pants required. Socks are optional.
Once again, the pantriarchy is holding kilts and skirts down! Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 24, 2019 10:13 PM (DMUuz) 32
"When Kool and the Gang were Grand Marshals for Mardi Gras in New Orleans, even more cooler!"
-Posted by: Miklos, Bacchus, or maybe Endymion at August 24, 2019 10:12 PM (QzkSJ) I'm not allowed in New Orleans since The Incident. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 24, 2019 10:14 PM (Ckg4U) 33
Insom, you need to move to some small town with only one bored lawyer. Once a town has two lawyers, they both have more work than they can handle!
Hah! Get it? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 10:12 PM (amw5z) Yes. I get it. It's hysterically, uproariously funny. Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs) 34
18 Florida's D is awful, only Miami's ineptness is keeping the game close. Alabama or Clemson would destroy these knuckleheads.
Posted by: An Observation Heh. Yea, Alabama and Clemson have nothing to worry about with either of these teams. Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 24, 2019 10:14 PM (HCqAo) 35
Hi Duncanthrax!
Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2019 10:14 PM (GaOgf) Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at August 24, 2019 10:14 PM (f9A2A) 37
16 I prefer Bushmills to Jameson's but I do like a bump with my beer.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at August 24, 2019 10:10 PM (Vf4Y7) ------- Mrs. Leggy? That's like standing at the plate and pointing at the outfield fence. Pics are required. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 10:14 PM (amw5z) Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at August 24, 2019 10:15 PM (dmoiP) 39
Slapweasel, you tried to get some of the better-endowed beads beggars to put on some clothes? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2019 10:15 PM (L2ZTs) 40
Evasive, thanks! We did.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2019 10:15 PM (L2ZTs) 41
Heya, Brothah Slap!
And that last pic in the thread. Makes things right in the world for at least the time it takes to view it. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at August 24, 2019 10:15 PM (QzJWU) 42
I prefer Bushmills to Jameson's but I do like a bump with my beer.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy "Ain't gone bump no more with no Big fat Woman" Not applicable, certainly. Posted by: Joe "Miklos" Tex at August 24, 2019 10:16 PM (QzkSJ) 43
"Yes. I get it. It's hysterically, uproariously funny."
-Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs) He said, plainly, while shuffling papers. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 24, 2019 10:16 PM (Ckg4U) 44
Hello, ALH! I hear you're feeling moisturized!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 24, 2019 10:16 PM (DMUuz) 45
Yes. I get it. It's hysterically, uproariously funny. Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs) -------- Fear not. The jokes get funnier as the drink count increases. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 10:17 PM (amw5z) 46
Howdy, qdpsteve and Jim!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 24, 2019 10:17 PM (Ckg4U) 47
44 Hello, ALH! I hear you're feeling moisturized!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 24, 2019 10:16 PM (DMUuz) *perks up* Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2019 10:17 PM (NWiLs) 48
44 Hello, ALH! I hear you're feeling moisturized!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 24, 2019 10:16 PM (DMUuz) Yeppers! What's your status? Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2019 10:17 PM (GaOgf) 49
I posted last night, I found out my sister enjoys imbibing the lesser-known lower-cost hard spirits.
I had no idea there was a whiskey called Dack Janiels. Finest New Mexican whiskey you can buy! :-P Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2019 10:17 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2019 10:18 PM (u82oZ) 51
Whiskey is for lawnmowers.
Posted by: WUT at August 24, 2019 10:18 PM (MAstk) 52
NaCly, no bail money needed, thank God.
If we had needed it, we woulda had to be sprung from a Native American jailhouse... Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2019 10:18 PM (L2ZTs) 53
I'm not allowed in New Orleans since The Incident.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Repeat with me Statute of Limitations Code Napoleon, cher. Posted by: Le Mikleuse at August 24, 2019 10:18 PM (QzkSJ) 54
Fear not. The jokes get funnier as the drink count increases.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 10:17 PM (amw5z) I am near-bursting with anticipation. Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2019 10:19 PM (NWiLs) 55
So fucking many marathons and bike tours going on in Wisconsin tomorrow, might as well leave polluting pile of shit car in the garage. Fucking entitled little, arrogant pricks.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2019 10:19 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2019 10:19 PM (GaOgf) 57
"Whiskey is for lawnmowers."
-Posted by: WUT at August 24, 2019 10:18 PM (MAstk) They put a cup holder on most of 'em for just that reason. ...but I usually preferred a beer. ...and now Gatorade. *kicks dirt* Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 24, 2019 10:19 PM (Ckg4U) 58
Looking at various papers dealing with placements of biliary stents in pancreatic cancer.
Average survival after placement = 6 monthsLongest survival after placement = 8 months 6-8 months from now is Spring/Summer of next year, well before the November elections. We have only so much time to prepare for this. Posted by: stumck at August 24, 2019 10:20 PM (IpZ/y) 59
Has anyone tried this new chicken sandwich from Popeyes?
I've been to two Popeyes recently and both were sold out of 'em. The secret ingredient must be hot 'n spicy crack cocaine... Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2019 10:20 PM (L2ZTs) 60
I am near-bursting with anticipation.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2019 10:19 PM (NWiLs) ------- I don't work well under pressure. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 10:20 PM (amw5z) 61
MH, I usually thank you for the top photo. But the last one of the baby and puppy cuddling is beyond adorable. What a pleasant image to go to sleep with. Thanks.
Posted by: JTB at August 24, 2019 10:21 PM (bmdz3) 62
55 So fucking many marathons and bike tours going on in Wisconsin tomorrow, might as well leave polluting pile of shit car in the garage. Fucking entitled little, arrogant pricks.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2019 10:19 PM (KP5rU) You wouldn't perchance have access to a cow-catcher, would you? You could go have some fun. Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2019 10:21 PM (NWiLs) 63
I don't work well under pressure.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 10:20 PM (amw5z) This is why Valium was invented. Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2019 10:21 PM (GaOgf) 64
They put a cup holder on most of 'em for just that reason
.. OOPS been pouring it in the gas tank. Runs great. Posted by: WUT at August 24, 2019 10:21 PM (MAstk) 65
Pants required? What is this heresy?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 24, 2019 10:21 PM (9ad/k) 66
32 "When Kool and the Gang were Grand Marshals for Mardi Gras in New Orleans, even more cooler!"
-Posted by: Miklos, Bacchus, or maybe Endymion at August 24, 2019 10:12 PM (QzkSJ) I'm not allowed in New Orleans since The Incident. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 24, 2019 10:14 PM (Ckg4U) It couldn't have been that bad, or you would not be here. There is no WiFi in prison, right? Besides, New Orleans is a series of incidents, every night. You're safe. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 24, 2019 10:22 PM (sy5kK) 67
The role of Insomniac has been replaced tonight by Oliver Hardy- let's see if anyone notices!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 24, 2019 10:22 PM (ycWCI) 68
I believe there is some sort of (bike?) marathon from Baker to Vegas every year. I've seen bumper stickers about it...
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2019 10:22 PM (L2ZTs) 69
"I am near-bursting with anticipation."
-Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2019 10:19 PM (NWiLs) Your responses remind me of shopping in the early Eighties. My Brother and I would laugh as we walked through the Generic Section, with black-and-white containers. "Cereal" Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 24, 2019 10:22 PM (Ckg4U) 70
How not surprising that the 67 yo in the CT Love-In had been arrested before. In that instance, he had been walking around naked and when police found him he said he was naked was "for medical reasons."
Posted by: Ever at August 24, 2019 10:22 PM (kkVtg) 71
qdpsteve
No need to be public about it, but I assume you have ... stories. Like that first NoVa MoMeet. It is amazing how we are a self-assembled community. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2019 10:22 PM (u82oZ) 72
Yeppers! What's your status?
Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2019 10:17 PM We got a little rain earlier than forecast this afternoon; I was pulling into Home Depot as it started to fall. Unfortunately, I'd left the cat platform I'm building outside the shop, since it was cooler. Wood can warp fast . Temp went from 106 to 88, but humidity was 80 percent. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 24, 2019 10:23 PM (DMUuz) 73
NaCly, I will say, the discussion was lively. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2019 10:23 PM (L2ZTs) 74
"Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by My Humanitarian Side."
MisHum looks so cute next to that little baby. AWWWWW Posted by: Miklos, semi-quasi-misanthrope-on-call (freelance, work from home) at August 24, 2019 10:24 PM (QzkSJ) 75
Insomniac, I use your transformation as an example of a good woman creating and enforcing civilization.
With nurse ratched stalking you, you are a blessed man. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2019 10:24 PM (u82oZ) 76
I'm not allowed in New Orleans since The Incident.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 24, 2019 10:14 PM (Ckg4U) I'm not even certain this is even possible, N.O. Is pretty easy going. Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at August 24, 2019 10:24 PM (f9A2A) 77
Just walked in and was reminded that Saturday is Channel 31 day (broadcast TV is only for the cat's amusement, not humans).
I watch 2 in the morning for traffic reports, and that's what I usually leave for the cat. But I usually do 31 on Saturday, to avoid the possibility of viewing even one second of Two and a Half Men. Just hearing it when I walk in the door makes me ructate. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 24, 2019 10:25 PM (5aX2M) 78
It's official, worst vacation ever, can't wait to leave Philly.
With the exception of a handful of blocks in the absolute core of the downtown, it is impossible to escape the homeless and mentally ill people. The are everywhere. Can't walk anywhere, if you walk you're constantly crossing the steet to escape insane people. You obviously can't venture out after dark. It wasn't like this just four years ago. Will never come to this city again. Sad. Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 24, 2019 10:25 PM (nxmaE) 79
Hello Dear, how was your day?
Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2019 10:05 PM (GaOgf) --------- He married off his daughter this afternoon and is still at the reception! Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2019 10:25 PM (1Ob/y) 80
The Saturday Night Joke
ALong those lines ... Back in the 1970s surgeons from America, Britain and the Soviet Union are talking about the hardest operation to perform. The British surgeon said that the heart transplant was the most difficult operation. THe AMerican surgeon said that removing brain tumors was the hardest. The Soviet doctor said that tonsillectomies are the hardest operations to perform in the USSR. "Tonsillectomies?" asked the British and AMerican docs. "Yes," replied the Soviet surgeon, "because in the Soviet Union we have to take the tonsils out through the rectum." "Why would you take the tonsils out through the rectum?" "Because, in the Soviet Union, nobody opens their mouth." Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 24, 2019 10:25 PM (EcqY2) 81
"I'm not even certain this is even possible, N.O. Is pretty easy going."
-Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at August 24, 2019 10:24 PM (f9A2A) Apparently... Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 24, 2019 10:25 PM (Ckg4U) 82
He married off his daughter this afternoon and is still at the reception!
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2019 10:25 PM (1Ob/y) -------- MisHum will need to figure out a way to get all those new cattle home. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 10:25 PM (amw5z) 83
From what I hear, you can be banned from New Orleans for public displays of good taste, modesty and normalcy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2019 10:25 PM (L2ZTs) 84
70 How not surprising that the 67 yo in the CT Love-In had been arrested before. In that instance, he had been walking around naked and when police found him he said he was naked was "for medical reasons."
Posted by: Ever at August 24, 2019 10:22 PM (kkVtg) Good Sir! I would like to let you know, that Air Baths, are an American Tradition! Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at August 24, 2019 10:26 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: Peyton Manning at August 24, 2019 10:26 PM (MAstk) 86
The pontoon boat is cool, but I can see room for improvement.
1. He went to a lot of trouble to split 4 pipe tees, and then rivet on hose clamps to make the hinges for the float outriggers. It would have been much easier to simply put short stubs of pipe in the framework tees on either side of each hinge, and leave the hinge tees uncemented. You could run a long piece of Red-rod through each side of the frame to keep it from separating at the hinge tees. 2. Instead of making the floats cylindrical, make them sort of teardrop-shaped, with a vee bottom, and a rounded top. Less drag when motoring, and as you step on the float, the buoyancy increases rapidly as the float settles in the water. Should make for better stability. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2019 10:27 PM (PDeg8) 87
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2019 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
Did you just imply that I'm civilized? Pistols at dawn! Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2019 10:27 PM (NWiLs) 88
MisHum, are you there? I have a note for you up above at #20.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2019 10:27 PM (L2ZTs) 89
Also, Marina Sirtis is an asshole.
Lavar Burton and Michael Dorn are very funny. Did not know Michal Dorn was an accomplished pilot. Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 24, 2019 10:28 PM (nxmaE) Posted by: Miklos, not dissembling at August 24, 2019 10:28 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 24, 2019 10:28 PM (PkVlr) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 24, 2019 10:29 PM (5aX2M) 93
Here we go...
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 24, 2019 10:29 PM (Ckg4U) 94
Oh, Insom and Nurse R! You are such scamps!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 24, 2019 10:30 PM (l9m7l) 95
New snow blower was delivered Wednesday. Came with built in wifi and crapacinio maker. But, no fucking seat. I have to walk behind the fucker, like a slave. Where's my white privilege? Should be built so I could at least sit down and relax, like a rickshaw. Fucking racist bastards.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2019 10:30 PM (KP5rU) 96
Insomniac
Your approach to "complete civilization" is asymptotic. I am sure there is a lot more to improve. Which is what all caring women say about their man. If we meet at the TxMoMeet, can we shoot at targets for bragging rights instead? And at a more civilized time that dawn? Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2019 10:30 PM (u82oZ) 97
HelloooOOOF ERMF...yowza!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2019 10:30 PM (NWiLs) 98
MisHum will need to figure out a way to get all those new cattle home.
Posted by: Cicero Vast tracts of land are, as the lawyers say, non-fungible. Also, I claim a SPONGE FIRST for first use of a term here. Fight Me! Posted by: Miklos, using certain terms for the f at August 24, 2019 10:31 PM (QzkSJ) 99
Dammit, Insom. She has equipped her +1 butt of wiggling!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 24, 2019 10:31 PM (ycWCI) 100
Watched the rest of the 1984 version of 1984. Still leaves me scared by what the Left is willing to give up, forever because "Clintons always good."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 24, 2019 10:32 PM (l9m7l) 101
"New snow blower was delivered Wednesday. Came with built in wifi and crapacinio maker. But, no fucking seat. I have to walk behind the fucker, like a slave. Where's my white privilege? Should be built so I could at least sit down and relax, like a rickshaw. Fucking racist bastards."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2019 10:30 PM (KP5rU) With the way Hong Kong is looking, you may be able to glean a few refugees from their escapees. Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 24, 2019 10:32 PM (Ckg4U) 102
nurse ratched, I described your Wiggles comments to my wife. She has not picked up the hint.
Just reading your run-up to pounce is life-affirming. Now you two turtledoves -- carry on. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2019 10:33 PM (u82oZ) 103
Oh, Insom and Nurse R! You are such scamps!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm This is why I get calls at all hours. Crazy kids. Posted by: Sheriff in undisclosed county at August 24, 2019 10:33 PM (QzkSJ) 104
Andrew Luck is retiring.
Lmao Posted by: Peyton Manning at August 24, 2019 10:26 PM (MAstk) Worse, I drafted myself in FFB. Posted by: Andy L. at August 24, 2019 10:33 PM (2N7oZ) 105
99 Dammit, Insom. She has equipped her +1 butt of wiggling!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 24, 2019 10:31 PM (ycWCI) *rolls saving throw* *fails on purpose* Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2019 10:33 PM (NWiLs) 106
Beckoning, did you buy the Criterion disc?
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2019 10:33 PM (L2ZTs) 107
And the reason I say Marina Sirtis is an asshole is because when she came out to do a panel at the Keystone Comicon she started in on Trump nonsense and Michal Dorn and Lavar Burton told her to cut that shit out.
Now that was funny. Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 24, 2019 10:33 PM (ZQTiy) 108
When is that fraud Aaron Rodgers retiring? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2019 10:34 PM (R6KE+) 109
I can't believe that mashup works so well. How do people do these?
Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2019 10:34 PM (9MIWI) 110
91 *sneaks in*
*spots Insom* +wiggles butt* * running POUNCE * *tumbles* *pins* SMOOCH! Posted by: Nurse ratched ------ Dammit kids, get a room. Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 24, 2019 10:35 PM (+ldAm) Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 24, 2019 10:35 PM (PkVlr) 112
*rolls saving throw*
*fails on purpose* Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2019 10:33 PM (NWiLs) There is always one crewman who takes his earplugs out intentionally as he is sailing past the sirens. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 24, 2019 10:35 PM (ycWCI) 113
From what I hear, you can be banned from New Orleans for public displays of good taste, modesty and normalcy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2019 10:25 PM (L2ZTs) So it's a lot like California, but with good food and actual entertainment? Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at August 24, 2019 10:35 PM (f9A2A) 114
They ought to rename the fishing thread the fly-fishing tread.
Posted by: Billy Cole at August 24, 2019 10:35 PM (bETih) 115
Also, congrats to Nurse and Insom. May your future together be forever blessed. Sorry, distracted by YouTube Synthwave stuff.
|But congrats to Insom and Nurse R. Also, drinking a lot. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 24, 2019 10:35 PM (l9m7l) 116
And the reason I say Marina Sirtis is an asshole is because when she came out to do a panel at the Keystone Comicon she started in on Trump nonsense and Michal Dorn and Lavar Burton told her to cut that shit out. A few months ago she said didn't want Republicans to be Star Trek fans. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2019 10:35 PM (R6KE+) 117
"Because, in the Soviet Union, nobody opens their mouth."
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair Svimwear... Eveningsvear..... Posted by: Miklos, the actual Wendy lived out here on the lake, as did Boss Hogg at August 24, 2019 10:36 PM (QzkSJ) 118
Saw Quiet Riot at the Thunderbird Motel Lounge in Ellensburg, WA 1995. Spectacular.
OT Andrew Luck retires from the NFL at 29 Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 24, 2019 10:36 PM (b6yXM) 119
Imsomniac, I don't know where you got three six-siders with all one spots. Well played.
In fact, you two have inspired me. I'm going to find out what happens when I use my +1 wiggles but maneuver. Ta Ta. Have a great night, everyone. May you be blessed with vast tracks of land and abundance of joy. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2019 10:36 PM (u82oZ) 120
Evasive, yup!
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2019 10:36 PM (L2ZTs) 121
The role of Insomniac has been replaced tonight by Oliver Hardy- let's see if anyone notices! Posted by: Aetius451AD This is another fine mess you have gotten me into! Posted by: Oliver Hardy (Ollie) at August 24, 2019 10:36 PM (aKsyK) 122
Btw, Lucy the kitteh is recovering nicely. She ambushed me earlier. I have to take notes....
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 24, 2019 10:36 PM (PkVlr) 123
107 And the reason I say Marina Sirtis is an asshole is because when she came out to do a panel at the Keystone Comicon she started in on Trump nonsense and Michal Dorn and Lavar Burton told her to cut that shit out.
Now that was funny. Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 24, 2019 10:33 PM (ZQTiy) That is probably a not small source of income for them. They are not Gillette. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 24, 2019 10:36 PM (ycWCI) 124
Bushmills? That's protestant whiskey!
Posted by: Jimmy McNulty at August 24, 2019 10:13 PM Mom was Church of England before she converted to Catholicism. I'm nonsectarian about my whiskey. Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at August 24, 2019 10:36 PM (Vf4Y7) 125
Qpdsteve, no, I got a version that had no Eurythmic soundtrack.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 24, 2019 10:37 PM (l9m7l) 126
85 Andrew Luck is retiring.
Lmao Posted by: Peyton Manning at August 24, 2019 10:26 PM (MAstk) Little LCD just texted me this an hour ago. Being back from college, he joined my fantasy football league last year, as we had an opening after a person moved away. And yeah, the little sh*t beat me. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 24, 2019 10:37 PM (sy5kK) 127
Insom! You STAY THERE!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 24, 2019 10:35 PM (PkVlr) Fiiiiiiiine. Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2019 10:37 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 10:37 PM (fuK7c) Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 24, 2019 10:39 PM (boVhH) 130
Andrew Luck is retiring
Fine. If I were the heir to the Luck's Canned Beans fortune, I would retire too. Posted by: Miklos, still working on his second million at August 24, 2019 10:39 PM (QzkSJ) 131
111 Whew!
Can I have a snort or that Jameson? Insom! You STAY THERE! Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 24, 2019 10:35 PM (PkVlr) nurse's favorite is Jameson. or maybe it's Insom. Or more likely, a combination of the two. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 24, 2019 10:39 PM (sy5kK) 132
129 @116
Yeah, well she can bite me. Twat. Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 24, 2019 10:39 PM (boVhH) Roddenberry probably would have agreed with her, but was most likely smart enough not to say it. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 24, 2019 10:40 PM (ycWCI) 133
Ratched says she was a gymnast. I would like to see pictures.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 10:37 PM (fuK7c) Not gonna happen. Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2019 10:40 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2019 10:40 PM (aKsyK) 135
Ratched says she was a gymnast. I would like to see pictures.
Posted by: Bandersnatch With descriptive subtitles auf Deutsch. Posted by: Miklos, still working seats at Oktoberfest at August 24, 2019 10:40 PM (QzkSJ) 136
116
And the reason I say Marina Sirtis is an asshole is because when she came out to do a panel at the Keystone Comicon she started in on Trump nonsense and Michal Dorn and Lavar Burton told her to cut that shit out. A few months ago she said didn't want Republicans to be Star Trek fans. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter Her career skyrocketed after ST:NG. She can afford to alienate half the US population. /s Honestly, this doesn't bother me. She's barely a 'D' lister. Posted by: Puddleglum, job huntin' at August 24, 2019 10:41 PM (HCqAo) 137
BTW, the Bushmill's is Protestant whiskey is bullshit, or more properly Irish-American bullshit.
I asked someone about that in Ireland and he said it was nonsense. Irish-Americans just like to stir shit to feel important. Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 10:41 PM (fuK7c) Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 24, 2019 10:41 PM (l9m7l) 139
Ratched says she was a gymnast. I would like to see pictures.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 10:37 PM (fuK7c) Not gonna happen. Posted by: Insomniac Heh. Posted by: minimum wage Walmart Photo employee at August 24, 2019 10:41 PM (QzkSJ) 140
No need to be public about it, but I assume you have ... stories. Like that first NoVa MoMeet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 24, 2019 10:22 PM (u82oZ) How did you hear about THAT. We all swore an Oath of binding secrecy... Oh wait, I forgot DC is just next door! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 24, 2019 10:42 PM (BiNEL) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 10:43 PM (amw5z) Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 24, 2019 10:43 PM (l9m7l) 143
Did nobody watch The Wire?
Posted by: Jimmy McNulty at August 24, 2019 10:44 PM (HCqAo) 144
Andrew Luck's father is the commissioner of the XFL. Maybe he's retiring from the NFL to join the XFL to juice up interest and lend instant credibility to the upstarts.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 24, 2019 10:45 PM (o1fzk) Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at August 24, 2019 10:45 PM (f9A2A) 146
Top pic reminds me of Neptunus Lex:
He liked his Guiness "For Strength!" And his Jameson's "For Courage!" Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 24, 2019 10:45 PM (ijEPD) 147
Night EB42.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 24, 2019 10:45 PM (ycWCI) 148
145 Wiggling my butt, and heading to bed!
Goodnight all! Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at August 24, 2019 10:45 PM (f9A2A) -------- Okay. This is officially out of hand. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 10:46 PM (amw5z) 149
Insom drinks single malt lowland scotch. I'm the Irish lass.
Bander, I was in the International Gymnast magazine a couple times. I'm Sure you can figure it out. Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 24, 2019 10:46 PM (PkVlr) 150
Speaking of Marina Sirtis...
StarTrek is on MeTV and Spock (who's undergoing pon farr) and Kirk are about fight... And T'Pau is far uglier than I remember! Posted by: Zettai Roshia-Botto at August 24, 2019 10:46 PM (7WaWV) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2019 10:47 PM (R6KE+) 152
Florida wins. It was a fine spectacle of college football.
I kid. It was a poorly played game. Gators win though. Posted by: Puddleglum at August 24, 2019 10:47 PM (HCqAo) 153
Michael Dorn and Lavar Burton told her to cut that shit out
Dorn played a heroic conservative in TNG / DS9. Worf even got into a fight with O'Brien about unions (O'Brien, Irish teague as he was, was for 'em; Worf agin'em). I don't know Dorn's real politics but he was happy to allow that Right politics exist. Possible Dorn voted Obama 08, nobody 12, and Trump 16 . . . Levar Burton, I'd figured for a full-on Lefty, because Burton has actually written a Left book: Aftermath. Featuring a Leftist Black President who gets assassinated. This was 1997 when the prospect of a hard-Left Democratic Black President was still science-fiction. So I am pleasantly surprised that Burton, certainly a full-on Obama Bro, is tolerant to the rest of us. I knew I had reasons to be fans of this cast. Excepting Marina Sirtis who needs to fuck off with Wil Wheaton, who also must fuck off. Posted by: Mike Hodges at August 24, 2019 10:47 PM (ykYG2) 154
I work 100% from home and go in for a staff meeting once a year. I like it.
Stepson has half the roof off and ready for new shingles tomorrow. He'll have to come back another weekend to do the back part of the roof. Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 24, 2019 10:47 PM (Lqy/e) 155
/sock!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2019 10:48 PM (ykYG2) 156
Re NOLA
Was there with some friends back in the day for New Year's Eve. We were standing on Bourbon Street drinking Jameson's out of plastic cups and some tourists waiting in the line said, very politely, "You can't drink in public like that!" We replied, "Do you know where you are!" Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 24, 2019 10:48 PM (BiNEL) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2019 10:48 PM (cqNba) 158
Bander, I was in the International Gymnast magazine a couple times. I'm
Sure you can figure it out. Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 24, 2019 10:46 PM (PkVlr) -------- I subscribed to International Naked Gymnast magazine for years. I never saw you. Oh. Wait. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 10:49 PM (amw5z) 159
Lucy is out on the deck. There is a hummingbird about two feet away from her face taunting her mercilessly.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 24, 2019 10:49 PM (PkVlr) 160
Just when I start thinking that my kids are a pack of miserable ingrates, two of them send me links to the new trailer for The Mandalorian twenty minutes apart. Then I know half my kids do care about their aging, decrepit mother.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 24, 2019 10:49 PM (eP3XU) 161
I married a figure skater. She's 60 and still has a cute butt. Prolly similar for gymnasts.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 10:49 PM (fuK7c) 162
Nurse R and Insom--bless the both of you. You cannot know how awesome it is that you have found one another. I cannot describe the "happiness glow."
It makes me think...unthinkable thoughts. I would love it if you could invite me to the wedding. I'd have to beg off, alas, cos I don't have any money, am not likely to ever have any money, and probably won't be alive then, but you know, you always want a seat... Thank you both. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 24, 2019 10:50 PM (l9m7l) 163
I don't know what brought this particular run of the mill pop song to mind, but then I remembered the video, which is 1.) Fantastic, and 2.) A hilarious and accurate send-up of the ridiculous fuckin people in my often ridiculous industry. "Think Globally. Headbutt Locally." "Hashtag# twitterTweet" *slow clap* https://youtu.be/E8b4xYbEugo Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 24, 2019 10:51 PM (5aX2M) 164
Hummingbirds are awesome. Any species that kills mosquitoes in quantity should be applauded.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 24, 2019 10:51 PM (ycWCI) 165
I'm nonsectarian about my whiskey.
Truly whiskey unites us all. Especially when you have enough that you don't care how to spell it. It's like Mordecai and Haman, for Celts. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2019 10:51 PM (ykYG2) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2019 10:52 PM (R6KE+) 167
No whiskey, but tonight I'm enjoying some Pure Leaf Extra Sweet Tea.
"There's diabetes in every bottle!" Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2019 10:53 PM (L2ZTs) 168
Batman is on. Paul Revere and the Raiders is in this episode??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 24, 2019 10:52 PM (R6KE+) -------- They were no Sammy Davis Jr. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 10:53 PM (amw5z) 169
>>Batman is on. Paul Revere and the Raiders is in this episode??
They were no Eric Burdon and The Animals Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2019 10:55 PM (xXqhO) 170
He married off his daughter this afternoon and is still at the reception!
Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2019 10:25 PM (1Ob/y) Oh how nice! I hope everything went well. Weddings are always fun. Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2019 10:55 PM (GaOgf) 171
Have you & Nurse set a date yet, Insom?
Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2019 10:56 PM (GaOgf) 172
I want to thank QDPSteve for wrangling the MoMe, it was good to see everyone.
We went around the table on who would be the Dem nominee, 1 Warren, 2 Biden, 4 Harris. We all agreed that Harris believes in nothing and will do and say anything to be President. Posted by: motionview at August 24, 2019 10:56 PM (pYQR/) 173
They were no Eric Burdon and The Animals
Posted by: garrett Back to New Orleans. The "House of the rising Sun" was still in business in the early 80s. Unofficially Posted by: Miklos of the upper lower Ninth ward at August 24, 2019 10:57 PM (QzkSJ) 174
Hey motion view! Thanks for coming! I had a great time with you all.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2019 10:57 PM (L2ZTs) 175
Have you & Nurse set a date yet, Insom?
Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2019 10:56 PM (GaOgf) -------- Ssshhhhhhhhh! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 10:57 PM (amw5z) 176
@153
I really don't care if she is a lefty but to come screaming out of the gate with your bullshit is unexceptable. One of the funnier moments of the panel was when an audience member asked Lavar Burton how he felt about Jordi being a gay role model and Lavar Burton looked genuinely puzzled and said Jordi wasn't gay. Michael Dorn laughed his ass off. Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 24, 2019 10:57 PM (0gJe6) 177
159 -- I don't know about your hummingbirds, but mine do not play well with others. Frequently, one will claim my entire front yard for itself, attacking any other hummingbird that dares stick the tip of its beak into the area. Several times, I've seen one stake its claim for hours at a time. And sometimes, its claim extends to my next door neighbor's feeder. They're fun to watch.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 24, 2019 10:57 PM (eP3XU) Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 24, 2019 10:58 PM (7s3Gx) 179
>>>As Ron White would say, "he had the right but he did not have the ability to."
Back when I was way less than 29, we would sometimes have parties where *for some reason* the cops would come to call. Upon answering the door the police would usually ask "Would you like to step out here and talk to us?" Oh HELL no. I'll stay right in here and thereby not get charged with drunk in public. Posted by: cfo mom at August 24, 2019 10:58 PM (RfzVr) 180
My first wife was a H.S. gymnast. She wasn't quite five ft. tall.
But she is now nearly five ft. wide. Sad for her, but at least I have memories of the Cute Butt Years. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at August 24, 2019 10:58 PM (QzJWU) 181
They were no Sammy Davis Jr. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) Did anybody ever see Sammy Davis Sr.? Or Martin Luther King Sr.? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2019 10:59 PM (aKsyK) 182
Since we are discussing whisky, and a number of Celts seem to be present
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=bp3UsU5pQT8 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 24, 2019 10:59 PM (BiNEL) Posted by: Miklos Davis Jr. at August 24, 2019 10:59 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Miklos, with historical Fun Facts at August 24, 2019 11:00 PM (QzkSJ) 185
I would venture to say the cost to build that small pontoon boat exceeded the cost of buying a similar factory made one at a retail store.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 24, 2019 11:01 PM (2DOZq) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 24, 2019 11:01 PM (BiNEL) 187
"83 From what I hear, you can be banned from New Orleans for public displays of good taste, modesty and normalcy."********
The Big Easy: Disneyland for perverted adults. Posted by: Cosda at August 24, 2019 11:01 PM (G2vEX) Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2019 11:01 PM (NWiLs) 189
Only thing better than ONT Status Quo is ONT Warren Zevon!
Posted by: Headless Roland at August 24, 2019 11:01 PM (Sqrkf) 190
Dave van Ronck told a funny story about the House of the Rising Sun. It's self-flattering, so...
He says the song was traditional, yes, but he came up with a new chord progression which is the song we know today. Dylan asked him if he minded if he, Dylan, covered it on his album, van Ronck said fine and Dylan said good because it's already been cut and it's on the album. Then when van Ronck played his own song people asked him why he was covering Dylan and he stopped playing it. Then when the Animals did theirs people asked Dylan why he was covering the Animals song and he had to quit it. Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 11:02 PM (fuK7c) 191
"an audience member asked Lavar Burton how he felt about Jordi being a gay role model and Lavar Burton looked genuinely puzzled and said Jordi wasn't gay. "
As Guy put it... DID THEY EVEN WATCH THE SHOW? Geordi boinked a recreation of some scientist on the TNG holodeck. This was a plot-point of at least two of the finest (and funniest) episodes. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2019 11:02 PM (ykYG2) 192
Mazel tov mh
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 24, 2019 11:02 PM (EZebt) 193
I asked someone about that in Ireland and he said it was nonsense. Irish-Americans just like to stir shit to feel important.
I know a guy in a club I'm in and when he worked the bar he used to ask me 'Protestant or Catholic?' I went back and forth. Posted by: JEM at August 24, 2019 11:02 PM (8erNz) 194
Captain,
Our hummers are very territorial. They are so fun to watch when they are buzzing around the yard chasing each other away from the flowers and feeders. Too bad we can't develop an fighter jet that could maneuver the way they do. Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 24, 2019 11:02 PM (PkVlr) 195
Hummingbirds are vicious. Think almost all birds are very nasty and competitive. Evolutionary logic. Have one feeder, 2 indigenous varieties, not sure if we get transient/migrant varieties. Never any peace at the feeder. It's like Nuevo Laredo, or the south side on a weekend summer night.
Meanwhile, cool Israeli strike on Persian/Hezbollah dimwit terrorist operation. Always gives one a warm feeling. Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2019 11:02 PM (QDnY+) 196
And by the way the picture of the two puppies is great.
Posted by: JEM at August 24, 2019 11:03 PM (8erNz) 197
So fucking many marathons and bike tours going on in Wisconsin tomorrow, might as well leave polluting pile of shit car in the garage. Fucking entitled little, arrogant pricks.
Those "entitled arrogant pricks" not only pay the same taxes you do to use those roads, but also pay a fairly hefty participation fee. Is your use of the road for your own personal benefit somehow more noble? Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 24, 2019 11:03 PM (lD3vL) 198
Marina Sirtis? Not pretty. Chain smoker. Does butt stuff with Wheaton, who pretends she's a chubby boy. Very nice tits. Fuck her with some diseased ProgTard's micro-wiener. Posted by: Pendulating Richard at August 24, 2019 11:03 PM (w3OLr) 199
a female scientist btw. if i hadn't made that clear. when the original version found out, her sarcasm against Geordi was hilarious. "Was it good for you?"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2019 11:03 PM (ykYG2) 200
Radical Centrist, We vacationed in Philadelphia two years back. In addition to the normal Dem city filth, I was really disappointed by the Liberty Bell exhibit. It is a symbol of an armed revolution, yet the two most prominent figures shown were MLK and Gandhi. My then 9-year old asked me to explain why they were there and I was at a loss.
Posted by: motionview at August 24, 2019 11:03 PM (pYQR/) Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at August 24, 2019 11:03 PM (xSo9G) 202
The Big Easy: Disneyland for perverted adults.
Posted by: Cosda at August 24, 2019 11:01 PM (G2vEX) Reverse that. Posted by: Miley Cyrus at August 24, 2019 11:05 PM (2N7oZ) 203
179 >>>As Ron White would say, "he had the right but he did not have the ability to."
Back when I was way less than 29, we would sometimes have parties where *for some reason* the cops would come to call. Upon answering the door the police would usually ask "Would you like to step out here and talk to us?" Oh HELL no. I'll stay right in here and thereby not get charged with drunk in public. Posted by: cfo mom at August 24, 2019 10:58 PM (RfzVr) Somehow I had kind of a second sight or something when those kinds of things happened, or maybe I just stayed slightly aware of how things were trending. I always managed to leave the party 5 minutes before the cops got there. (and No I did not call them) Posted by: Tom Servo at August 24, 2019 11:05 PM (V2Yro) 204
Commissar Hrothgar!
That is hilarious! My son's girlfriend just sent me a picture of herself in Shannon's Irish Pub in MOSCOW, RUSSIA! Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 24, 2019 11:06 PM (PkVlr) 205
@191
Fans will read into characters what they want. There is a sub genre of fiction called slash fiction that takes sci fi characters and puts them in, ahem, interesting situations. Apparently the Jordi character is one such character. Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 24, 2019 11:06 PM (LfUal) 206
My then 9-year old asked me to explain why they were there and I was at a loss.
Posted by: motionview at August 24, 2019 11:03 PM (pYQR/) The Deep State Security Committee may have to report you to the authorities for not raising your child to be sufficiently woke. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 24, 2019 11:07 PM (BiNEL) 207
Marina Sirtis . . . Does butt stuff with Wheaton
Your prepositions need work. "To Wheaton", would be the appropriate phrase. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2019 11:07 PM (ykYG2) 208
Andrew Luck, asshole from Stanford, which is redundant.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 24, 2019 11:08 PM (gi85U) 209
Stewarding again tomorrow for the Toy Dog Club of Greater Houston show. The judge I worked for today said he wanted me for his assignment tomorrow, so I guess I did a good job. Some stewards judges get are so completely and utterly hopeless that they appreciate what a competent, efficient one can do. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2019 11:08 PM (Wx/+I) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 24, 2019 11:08 PM (BiNEL) 211
Figure skater ex-wife had a parental experience similar to what I remember Nurse once describing.
Dad played hockey at West Point and made the Olympic team. Everybody had to skate. The boys would go on to be All Boston Schoolboy players (it's a thing), but this was before that. Wife was the oldest. Wife took a year off school to compete nationally and didn't reach whatever level it was that would satisfy her father. He told her she was a failure. She was eleven or twelve. Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 11:08 PM (fuK7c) 212
That is hilarious! My son's girlfriend just sent me a
picture of herself in Shannon's Irish Pub in MOSCOW, RUSSIA! Posted by: Nurse ratched If it's Del Shannon's...Run-a-Way! Posted by: Miklos, remembering Crime story on the teevee at August 24, 2019 11:09 PM (QzkSJ) 213
Yes, everyone, been drinking
Still Love Nurse R and Insom. Let the pulp fiction fly! Also, give me money so I don't die. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 24, 2019 11:10 PM (l9m7l) 214
Very cool, happy (daughter) wife, happy life.
Posted by: Summer of Love at August 24, 2019 11:10 PM (FJrl0) 215
Bander,
You are very close. Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 24, 2019 11:11 PM (PkVlr) 216
I married a figure skater.
Posted by: Bandersnatch That's nice. My first husband was an asshole. Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2019 11:11 PM (GaOgf) 217
@200
Well the left loves to co-opt symbols to advance their unpopular cause. Nobody but nobody is going to visit an MLK or Ghandi exhibit by itself. It's similar to how when you visit Mount Vernon or Monticello and take the tour, all you come away with is that the only thing notable about Washington and Jefferson were that they owned slaves. Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 24, 2019 11:12 PM (ia08m) 218
216 I married a figure skater.
Posted by: Bandersnatch That's nice. My first husband was an asshole. Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2019 11:11 PM (GaOgf) ------- FUN FACT: Only one of these is an official Olympic event. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 11:13 PM (amw5z) 219
FUN FACT: Only one of these is an official Olympic event.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 11:13 PM (amw5z) And the other one is a life style choice. Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2019 11:14 PM (GaOgf) 220
No whiskey, but tonight I'm enjoying some Pure Leaf Extra Sweet Tea.
"There's diabetes in every bottle!" Posted by: qdpsteve Haha, sigh, let me go get my metaformin Posted by: Jean at August 24, 2019 11:14 PM (B7KlG) 221
Nurse, the Marines have an aircraft that sorta replicates hummingbird flight - the V-22. You have spawn doing basic at MCRD, right? Dunno if the timing works, but the Miramar air show is late September, you could stay around to catch it. If you haven't visited SD before, there are some things you should do. Might have suggestions.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2019 11:15 PM (QDnY+) 222
"FUN FACT: Only one of these is an official Olympic event."
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 11:13 PM (amw5z) *HAHAHAHA!!!* *right in the Funny Bone* Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 24, 2019 11:15 PM (Ckg4U) 223
Very cool, happy (daughter) wife, happy life.
Posted by: Summer of Love There are other considerations https://tinyurl.com/y3zu5sqn Posted by: Miklos "Jimmy" Soul at August 24, 2019 11:16 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2019 11:16 PM (QDnY+) 225
Jean, I shouldn't joke. I've been told I'm pre-diabetic.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2019 11:17 PM (L2ZTs) 226
I'm getting giddy.
Time for me to hang-up the skates and find the Pillow of Restfulness +3. G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy! *static* Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at August 24, 2019 11:17 PM (Ckg4U) 227
I also still remember in the 1980s, overeaters all had this same excuse when they'd pig out in front of me: "I have low blood sugar!"
What? Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2019 11:18 PM (L2ZTs) 228
Geordi Laforge was straight. It was a plot point on one show,
No if you want to piss off a liberal, point out that in the year 25xx that Geordi was not an affirmative action hire. Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 24, 2019 11:18 PM (LxTcq) 229
205 @191
Fans will read into characters what they want. There is a sub genre of fiction called slash fiction that takes sci fi characters and puts them in, ahem, interesting situations. Apparently the Jordi character is one such character. Posted by: Radical Centrist at August 24, 2019 11:06 PM (LfUal) Pretty sure it's not just sci-fi characters. Though I believe Kirk and Spock were a favorite. It was funny on Supernatural when they were going meta with a prophet writing about their adventures and they mention that the fans were writing Sam and Dean slash fiction. "They know we're brothers right?" "It doesn't seem to matter." Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2019 11:18 PM (Z7lwY) 230
180 My first wife was a H.S. gymnast. She wasn't quite five ft. tall.
But she is now nearly five ft. wide. Sad for her, but at least I have memories of the Cute Butt Years. ......... Well thankfully gymnasts don't come in 6 foot tall sizes! You're ex would be....well , even wider. Posted by: Molly k. at August 24, 2019 11:18 PM (rmrWu) 231
'Night Slap. Pleasant dreams!
Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2019 11:18 PM (GaOgf) Posted by: Miklos, doing a "My Pillow" knock while the Chinese are still cheap at August 24, 2019 11:19 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2019 11:19 PM (xSo9G) 234
Rhomboid,
As the time gets closer, I will certainly reach out to you. He leaves for boot camp in late October. There is nothing that could keep me away from graduation. I am very proud, but very nervous. Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 24, 2019 11:19 PM (PkVlr) 235
Great photos to open close the ONT.
Posted by: Locke Common at August 24, 2019 11:20 PM (NanIO) 236
17: comment is worth zero fucks. go ride or run, whateverthe fuck.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2019 11:21 PM (KP5rU) 237
It's been a few years since I've been to a wedding. Now I get invited to baby showers.
Cause & Effect Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2019 11:21 PM (GaOgf) 238
woohoo, that book I ordered just got to the mailbox! Brubaker, Corrections in Early Qur'an Manuscripts: Twenty Examples. I almost ran out of the house in just my boxers
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2019 11:23 PM (ykYG2) 239
237 It's been a few years since I've been to a wedding. Now I get invited to baby showers.
Cause & Effect Posted by: ALH at August 24, 2019 11:21 PM (GaOgf) -------- Just avoid the gender reveal parties. Now the trend is to have the invitees bet on the outcome on a roulette wheel with 57 slots. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 11:23 PM (amw5z) 240
It's been a few years since I've been to a wedding. Now I get invited to baby showers.
Cause & Effect In the South, it's more like Effect and Cause Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2019 11:23 PM (ykYG2) 241
Well the left loves to co-opt symbols to advance their unpopular cause.
Yes. One of the more offensive hijackings is looting Thomas Paine's most influential pamphlet "Common Sense" and converted that phrase into its exact polar opposite. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 24, 2019 11:24 PM (lD3vL) Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2019 11:24 PM (xXqhO) 243
You're not really 29, are you?
Posted by: Mike Hammer In between my nuclear physics hobby (a family thing) I play surf guitar, correct errors in transcription of early Vivaldi, and laugh at the poor Latin of certain Medieval monks. These things take time. Posted by: The Venerable Miklos at August 24, 2019 11:26 PM (QzkSJ) 244
Dandy ONT, Mis Hum! Love that last pic, the one from your "humanitarian" side.
That joke was a hoot! Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 24, 2019 11:26 PM (MFLWa) 245
Gentlemen of the Horde, ready your schaedenboners because I guarantee you will NOT need to 'hide the decline' :
tinyurl.com/y2sd7kt2 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2019 11:27 PM (ykYG2) Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2019 11:28 PM (xXqhO) 247
In the South, it's more like Effect and Cause
Posted by: boulder t'hobo Maybe why more women than men are buying shotguns these days. Posted by: Miklos, having been shot at without effect at August 24, 2019 11:28 PM (QzkSJ) 248
old classic :
youtube.com/watch?v=Thgtezzod7k Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2019 11:30 PM (ykYG2) 249
Looked at the blue jeans link. Somewhat interesting.
They certainly did evolve from *poor folk clothes* to acceptable everyday wear for everyone. I remember when they weren't permitted to be worn to school by the boys, they had to wear "dress" pants. They changed into the jeans when they got home before going out to play so they didn't ruin their school clothes. We girls didn't have to worry about that. Girls were not allowed to wear pants to school. Posted by: cfo mom at August 24, 2019 11:30 PM (RfzVr) 250
I play surf guitar
On a Jazzmaster? Posted by: garrett On an heirloom Cajun accordion. It's...well. Laissez-faire, as the old folks say. Posted by: Miklos, hand on heart, other than the one on the button accordion at August 24, 2019 11:32 PM (QzkSJ) 251
New snow blower was delivered Wednesday.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2019 10:30 PM (KP5rU) What kind? I'm ordering a new one tomorrow. I am sick of my underpowered 7 horsepower Ariens. It works great but just doesn't have enough power for the thick and heavy crap we get here. [Anyone want to buy a snowblower?] Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 24, 2019 11:33 PM (wYseH) Posted by: Zamfir at August 24, 2019 11:34 PM (amw5z) 253
It's...well. Laissez-faire, as the old folks say.
I thought they said c'est la vie, it goes to show you never can tell. Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 11:34 PM (fuK7c) 254
I thought they said c'est la vie, it goes to show you never can tell.
Posted by: Bandersnatch Touche Posted by: Miklos, keyboard not set up for furriner accents at August 24, 2019 11:35 PM (QzkSJ) 255
194 -- Ratched: I didn't even realize my area had hummingbirds until my neighbor's daughter put up a feeder about ten years back. I'd always read that they stay pretty close to water, and I'm at least a mile from the Missouri. But as soon as the daughter hung out the feeder, there was a hummingbird, so, of course, I had to get a feeder, too.
Traditionally, my neighbor and I put out our feeders about the middle of August, thinking we were attracting females and juveniles heading south for the winter. (No one in the neighborhood has ever seen a male at any of the feeders.) Just for the heck of it, this year I hung mine up early in June. Instant hummingbird. Right now, me, my neighbor, her neighbor, and the guy across the street all have feeders. We have fun comparing notes on who saw what when. Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 24, 2019 11:35 PM (eP3XU) 256
Seems like companies around here are having employees come back to the office and doing away with working remote. More collaboration. That's the trend here anyway.
Posted by: NCKate at August 24, 2019 11:36 PM (lknvV) 257
It's...well. Laissez-faire, as the old folks say.
Posted by: Miklos, hand on heart, other than the one on the button accordion at August 24, 2019 11:32 PM (QzkSJ) --------- I thought the old folks say, "c'est la vie, you never can tell." Wait. Are we talking about the same old folks? Posted by: Chuck Berry at August 24, 2019 11:36 PM (amw5z) 258
Damn
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 11:37 PM (amw5z) Posted by: Col. Hannibal Miklos, Maitre des Memes at August 24, 2019 11:38 PM (QzkSJ) 260
251; Charlie, if an Ariens doesn't cut it, go with a Honda. I have a small driveway, and haven't used it yet. So, I'm no authority.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2019 11:38 PM (KP5rU) 261
>>You know how you go to take a leak after jerking off, and your pee hole is like 3/4 stuck shut? You let go and your wiz takes a 270 into the wall?
I think the Clinical Term for that is Vas Detourens. Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2019 11:38 PM (xXqhO) 262
I think the Clinical Term for that is Vas Detourens.
Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2019 11:38 PM (xXqhO) ---------- Muldoon is going to kill you for that. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 11:39 PM (amw5z) 263
I hate it when that happens...
Posted by: Georgie Sorass If you vish, of course ve can talk. At 150 meters. Posted by: Dr. Ruth, Sexologist and Israeli Sniper at August 24, 2019 11:39 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Pendulating Richard at August 24, 2019 11:40 PM (w3OLr) 265
I think the Clinical Term for that is Vas Detourens.
Posted by: garrett You clearly have never played Milles Bornes. Posted by: Miklos, As Volant at August 24, 2019 11:41 PM (QzkSJ) 266
Those "entitled arrogant pricks" not only pay the same taxes you do to use those roads, but also pay a fairly hefty participation fee.
Is your use of the road for your own personal benefit somehow more noble? Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 24, 2019 11:03 PM (lD3vL) If they are full-time cyclists, no, they don't pay the same taxes. Usually a hefty hunk of the gasoline tax is used for roadbuilding. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2019 11:41 PM (PDeg8) Posted by: Kindltot - You can at August 24, 2019 11:41 PM (q2o38) 268
242
>>I married a figure skater. Named Bruce. Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2019 11:24 PM (xXqhO) Australian? Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 24, 2019 11:41 PM (ufFY8) 269
249 -- Ah, yes, the good old days. Colder than the dickens, wind blowing out of the north, and there I was -- plodding to school in a knee length dress and white bobby socks. Eventually, the powers-that-be permitted us girls to wear jeans under our dresses on those really cold days. But we still had to wear that dress.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 24, 2019 11:41 PM (eP3XU) Posted by: Miklos, innocent as can be at August 24, 2019 11:42 PM (QzkSJ) 271
I thought they said c'est la vie, it goes to show you never can tell.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 11:34 PM (fuK7c) "Poor Uncle Arven, he got life, he got life As they say in gay Paree, C'est la Vie!" Posted by: Kindltot - You can't make everyone happy, you aren't an avocado at August 24, 2019 11:43 PM (q2o38) Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2019 11:43 PM (xXqhO) 273
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2019 11:38 PM (KP5rU)
Oh...I'm happy with the Ariens...I just need a bigger engine. I'm going to get the 24" version with a 369 cc. Engine. And handwarmers! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 24, 2019 11:43 PM (wYseH) 274
Named Bruce.
Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2019 11:24 PM (xXqhO) Australian? Posted by: Deplorable Ian NO POOFTERS Posted by: Miklos, University of Wallamaloo at August 24, 2019 11:43 PM (QzkSJ) 275
Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2019 11:43 PM (ZqqwA) 276
Stewarding again tomorrow for the Toy Dog Club of Greater Houston show. The judge I worked for today said he wanted me for his assignment tomorrow, so I guess I did a good job.
Some stewards judges get are so completely and utterly hopeless that they appreciate what a competent, efficient one can do. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2019 11:08 PM (Wx/+I) Do they still make wind-up toy dogs, or are they all battery-powered these days? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2019 11:43 PM (PDeg8) Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2019 11:44 PM (xXqhO) 278
Right now, me, my neighbor, her neighbor, and the guy across the street all have feeders. We have fun comparing notes on who saw what when.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin ===== Took down the hummingbird feeders to keep the bears off the porch. Actually, pretty much any sort of bird feeder is verboten around here for the same reason. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2019 11:44 PM (xSo9G) 279
272 >>Muldoon is going to kill you for that.
It just came to me. Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2019 11:43 PM (xXqhO) -------- The God of Medical Puns is a fickle deity indeed. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 11:45 PM (amw5z) 280
273; Ariens are good stuff. Handwarmers are dicey, at best.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2019 11:46 PM (KP5rU) 281
Took down the hummingbird feeders to keep the bears off the porch. Actually, pretty much any sort of bird feeder is verboten around here for the same reason.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2019 11:44 PM (xSo9G) --------- You have bears? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 11:47 PM (amw5z) 282
This should make folks smile.
Micheal 'Hockey Stick' Mann has lost his libel case against Dr. Tim Ball. Even though the court ordered Mann to produce the underlying data and such that created his famous graph, he refused to do so. So the Canadian court has dismissed the case and ordered Mann to pay the court costs. Guess he could always go work at Oberlin. Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2019 11:47 PM (ZqqwA) Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 24, 2019 11:47 PM (fuK7c) 284
Brown bears or black bears? Black bears are the friendly ones.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 11:47 PM (amw5z) 285
Humans and their insecurity over their spawning instincts?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2019 11:49 PM (ZqqwA) 286
Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2019 11:44 PM (xXqhO)
Did you you know there is [or at least was) a Yid guide in Jackson Hole? My FIL fished with him a few years ago. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 24, 2019 11:50 PM (wYseH) Posted by: Miklos, third shift semiotician at August 24, 2019 11:50 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2019 11:51 PM (ykYG2) 289
283 What's up w/ the Horde tonight?
The never-married no-progeny are feeling insecure. Posted by: Bandersnatch Nah, I'm good. :-) I am pinging a bit about work. New company took over the contract and everybody is bailing. The result of new company low bidding and cutting salary. I'll find something, just takes time. Got a clearance and a few usable IT skills. Just need some patience and persistance. Posted by: Puddleglum, Job Huntin' at August 24, 2019 11:51 PM (HCqAo) 290
Those "entitled arrogant pricks" not only pay the same taxes you do to
use those roads, but also pay a fairly hefty participation fee. Is your use of the road for your own personal benefit somehow more noble? Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 24, 2019 11:03 PM (lD3vL) https://youtu.be/V3nMnr8ZirI It is the bad actors making the other 20% look bad. Posted by: Kindltot - You can't make everyone happy, you aren't an avocado at August 24, 2019 11:51 PM (q2o38) 291
Handwarmers are dicey, at best.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2019 11:46 PM (KP5rU) TAKE THAT BACK! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 24, 2019 11:51 PM (wYseH) 292
Oh...I'm happy with the Ariens...I just need a bigger engine. I'm going to get the 24" version with a 369 cc. Engine. And handwarmers!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 24, 2019 11:43 PM (wYseH) I have a Husqvarna 27" snow thrower. 12 HP, I think, not certain. Has handwarmers, and most importantly, 120VAC electric start. Plug an extension cord into the plug sticking out of the side of the engine, choke it, push the primer button, then push the red starter button. Starts right up, even in sub-zero weather. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2019 11:52 PM (PDeg8) 293
What's up w/ the Horde tonight?
Posted by: garrett I think the young people say "down", not "up". So they tell me. Posted by: Miklos, third shift youth slang Outreach Specialist II at August 24, 2019 11:52 PM (QzkSJ) 294
>>Did you you know there is [or at least was) a Yid guide in Jackson Hole?
No. Though I haven't spent a lot of time there. I can't take myself seriously down in that country. Lotta guys who are trying to be me but taking themselves way too seriously. You can catch fish just fine without dressing up like a fruitcake. Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2019 11:53 PM (xXqhO) 295
291; Just what I read and know. Sorry, man.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 24, 2019 11:53 PM (KP5rU) 296
What's up w/ the Horde tonight?
I drove up to Silver Plume and read all of Michael Coe's 'Breaking the Maya Code'. Then I drove to Georgetown and engaged a female bartender with conversation about it. And I didn't get thrown out! This is a good day in the House Of Hobo. (I wanted to drive fully over the Divide, spend the night in a hotel, and come back tomorrow. But like an idiot I hadn't brought my credit-card.) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2019 11:53 PM (ykYG2) 297
You'd think that midnight on Saturday night would be pretty much anything goes within ,reason, as it used to, but apparently daywalker pearl clutching abides here, now... miss 2007... 2014... Some fresh Cob blood would be nice. Posted by: Things that make you go hmmmm.... at August 24, 2019 11:53 PM (jbAed) 298
Speaking of...took the old man out the other day and just fucking layed waste to them on the #12 hopper.
Holy cow it was good. Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2019 11:54 PM (xXqhO) 299
The public escapades went down last week. . .
---- Clearly, the NY Post isn't doing phrasing this week. Posted by: Tonypete at August 24, 2019 11:54 PM (Y4EXg) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2019 11:54 PM (ykYG2) 301
You'd think that midnight on Saturday night would be pretty much anything goes within ,reason, as it used to, but apparently daywalker pearl clutching abides here, now... miss 2007... 2014... Some fresh Cob blood would be nice.
Posted by: Things that make you go hmmmm.... at August 24, 2019 11:53 PM (jbAed) You want some cheese to go with that whine? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2019 11:55 PM (PDeg8) 302
278 -- Mike Hammer -- Nope, no bears in Omaha -- thank heavens. We watch out for cougers. Go ahead and laugh, but one or two show up every year. The young ones get forced out of Yellowstone by the older, established cats, and they will come this far East to find a territory they can call their own.
The ranchers in out state Nebraska have fits every time one goes through their land. Between the reintroduced wolves and the wandering cougars, they firmly believe their cattle herds will be decimated. Left up to them, every wolf and cougar between the Atlantic and Pacific would be killed. At least the bears tend to stay within the confines of Yellowstone. Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 24, 2019 11:56 PM (eP3XU) 303
I blame soy, and the estrogen in the water.
Stick to rainwater and pure grain alcohol. And deny them your essence. Posted by: Gen. Buck Turgidson at August 24, 2019 11:56 PM (fuK7c) 304
Got a clearance and a few usable IT skills. Just need some patience and persistance.
Posted by: Puddleglum, Job Huntin' at August 24, 2019 11:51 PM Is relocation an option? Posted by: Bert G at August 24, 2019 11:56 PM (OMsf+) 305
Some fresh Cob blood would be nice.
Posted by: Things that make you go hmmmm.... at August 24, 2019 11:53 PM (jbAed) Great idea! Start your own blog instead of whining like a little bitch about this one! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 24, 2019 11:56 PM (wYseH) 306
Did you you know there is [or at least was) a Yid guide in Jackson Hole?
You'd need a good one, because the Yids are pretty rare in them parts. Posted by: Miklos, loaded with Ellie Mae's ladyfingers at August 24, 2019 11:56 PM (QzkSJ) 307
Dildos going to dildo...
Posted by: Things that make you go hmmmm.... at August 24, 2019 11:57 PM (jbAed) 308
Brown bears or black bears? Black bears are the friendly ones.
Posted by: Cicero ---- Black. Yeah, they're real friendly. Pretty rare for them to kill someone. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2019 11:57 PM (CDGwz) 309
Great idea! Start your own blog instead of whining like a little bitch about this one!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 24, 2019 11:56 PM (wYseH) -------- It's just hormones. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 11:57 PM (amw5z) 310
>> At least the bears tend to stay within the confines of Yellowstone.
Well, they don't travel southeast. They do wander out of the park most all points north. Had one in my Dad's apple orchard ladt year. Relocated that thing 2 times before they just punched its ticket. Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2019 11:58 PM (xXqhO) 311
Black. Yeah, they're real friendly. Pretty rare for them to kill someone.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2019 11:57 PM (CDGwz) Go pet the nice big doggie, Bernie. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2019 11:58 PM (PDeg8) 312
I drove up to Silver Plume and read all of Michael Coe's 'Breaking the Maya Code'.
Changed my life when I read that. Damn Posted by: Smoke Shield "Miklos" of the current baktun at August 24, 2019 11:58 PM (QzkSJ) 313
Black. Yeah, they're real friendly. Pretty rare for them to kill someone.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2019 11:57 PM ( --------- Meh. I only know of bears what I see in the cartoons. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2019 11:59 PM (amw5z) 314
Yeah - not a big congretaion up in this country.
Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2019 11:59 PM (xXqhO) 315
NO POOFTERS
Posted by: Miklos, University of Wallamaloo at August 24, 2019 11:43 PM (QzkSJ) Listened to a message from someone who was at Ballarat. He stated that all the Australian towns where he was sounded like tools referenced by the Three Stooges. Posted by: Kindltot - You can't make everyone happy, you aren't an avocado at August 24, 2019 11:59 PM (q2o38) 316
I had bunnies for the second time this summer. Dumb things. They finally got out of my yard and I had my dogs out tonight. One of the stupid things came back in, and my beagles was in the process of making it a late night snack. I got it away from him, and it was still alive and able to move. But I did see blood on my hands when I came back inside, so who knows if it will actually survive
Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2019 11:59 PM (Z7lwY) Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2019 12:00 AM (ZqqwA) 318
the Yids are pretty rare in them parts.
Posted by: Miklos, loaded with Ellie Mae's ladyfingers at August 24, 2019 11:56 PM (QzkSJ) And the lures are a fortune! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2019 12:00 AM (wYseH) 319
Got a clearance and a few usable IT skills.
Puddleglum, people I work for have a few open spots and several offices around the country. I'm a contractor so I have no pull, but hit me up in email and I'll forward a link to their careers page. Blanco dot Basura at moronhorde dot com In case it wasn't obvious. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at August 25, 2019 12:01 AM (xkSJa) 320
Speaking of hummingbirds... we recently moved halfway across the country and put up four feeders shortly after arriving. We have six birds fighting over them, four females and two males as far as we can tell. All are ruby throated. Once things cool down in the higher elevations we may see some Roufus come down off the plateau. They are a lot of fun to watch! Very noisy and combative.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 25, 2019 12:01 AM (MFLWa) 321
*taps chin thinking*
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6lfcnbd Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2019 12:00 AM (ZqqwA) You can have it if you model it for us. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2019 12:01 AM (PDeg8) Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2019 12:01 AM (xXqhO) Posted by: George Sulu at August 25, 2019 12:02 AM (w3OLr) 324
And the lures are a fortune!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 25, 2019 12:00 AM (wYseH) French toast with maple syrup. They can't resist it! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2019 12:02 AM (PDeg8) 325
304 Got a clearance and a few usable IT skills. Just need some patience and persistance.
Posted by: Puddleglum, Job Huntin' at August 24, 2019 11:51 PM Is relocation an option? Posted by: Bert G Not right now. I live in NoVA and this area has plenty of jobs for my skill set. It's just a matter of time. When you are dealing with security clearances, that's just another layer of bureaucracy to deal with. It will happen soon. Meanwhile, I will stay at my current job with the new company even though its going to be a very rough place to work. Too much experience has walked or are going to walk and the new company just has no idea what it is in for. The secret squirrels will be of no help and are in denial. A toxic place to work at the moment. The secret squirrel are a mess. Like I said, just some patience and persistence and I'll be on to the next job. I'm not worried about not getting one, I will. It's what I'll have to deal with on my current job until I leave for good. Bah Humbug. Posted by: Puddleglum, Job Huntin' at August 25, 2019 12:03 AM (HCqAo) 326
We had a nice evening. Went to a Volunteer Fire Department Baked Potato and Music Fundraiser a few towns over.
The chief showed us the brand-new (didn't even have plates yet) Brush wagon they got with a grant from the state and the improvements they'd made to their facility. I like to think about how this goes on all over the country, but doesn't get publicized. Just people going about the business of taking care of each other. Posted by: Sal at August 25, 2019 12:03 AM (2qCi9) 327
The chief showed us the brand-new (didn't even have plates yet) Brush wagon they got with a grant from the state and the improvements they'd made to their facility.
--------- So they couldn't afford an authentic REO Speedwagon? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 25, 2019 12:06 AM (amw5z) 328
Listened to a message from someone who was at Ballarat. He stated that all the Australian towns where he was sounded like tools referenced by the Three Stooges.
Posted by: Kindltot Mark Twain was at Ballarat when it was a gold mining boomtown (wanted to see if it was like it had been in California). When he returned to the coast, he found a desperate inquiry from his publisher in New York. Ergo the classic- "Reports of my death are highly exaggerated" Posted by: Miklos, citing "Following the Equator" at August 25, 2019 12:06 AM (QzkSJ) 329
The chief showed us the brand-new (didn't even have plates yet) Brush wagon they got with a grant from the state and the improvements they'd made to their facility.
I like to think about how this goes on all over the country, but doesn't get publicized. Just people going about the business of taking care of each other. Posted by: Sal at August 25, 2019 12:03 AM (2qCi9) So what is a brush wagon in this context? A truck rigged as an off-road pumper? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2019 12:06 AM (PDeg8) 330
There's a stand of willow between my place and the river and it is loaded with humingbirds. One of the only places I see them perching regularly.
Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2019 12:06 AM (xXqhO) 331
Just people going about the business of taking care of each other.
And THIS is the REALITY of America. We get distracted, distressed and depressed by the MFM BS of endless hate, degradation, oppression of US in the MFM. Reality is... US! Posted by: TransNic Moron at August 25, 2019 12:06 AM (w3OLr) 332
Ah, yes, the good old days. Colder than the dickens, wind blowing out of the north, and there I was -- plodding to school in a knee length dress....
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 24, 2019 11:41 PM (eP3XU) * * * * When I was in school - in Colorado - walked over a mile to school in a mid-thigh dress. Jeans were not allowed but eventually girls were allowed to wear corduroy jeans (Levis) to school on Fridays. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 25, 2019 12:06 AM (MFLWa) 333
We watch out for cougers.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -------- There are near constant rumors here about Florida cougars/panthers wandering up here, with someone periodically claiming to have seen one. It's never been confirmed, and I'm very skeptical, although there was one confirmed sighting in 2007 in Tennessee. Sadly the Florida cougar/panther population is quite small...maybe 200 or so. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2019 12:07 AM (xSo9G) 334
Posted by: Puddleglum, Job Huntin' at August 25, 2019 12:03 AM
Well, if you ever want to get out of NoVa, cleared IT is blowing up in Augusta, GA, especially with ARCYBER relocating here. Posted by: Bert G at August 25, 2019 12:07 AM (OMsf+) 335
Sadly the Florida cougar/panther population is quite small...maybe 200 or so.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2019 12:07 AM (xSo9G) I guess the ones in The Villages aren't considered free-range. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2019 12:09 AM (PDeg8) 336
Ewok Estrus Urine is really tough to get in that little bottle.
Posted by: garrett *marks territory* *pours another* *loads everything, including the guns I don't even use anymore* Posted by: Miklos, territorrial at August 25, 2019 12:09 AM (QzkSJ) 337
334 Posted by: Puddleglum, Job Huntin' at August 25, 2019 12:03 AM
Well, if you ever want to get out of NoVa, cleared IT is blowing up in Augusta, GA, especially with ARCYBER relocating here. Posted by: Bert G Thanks! Right now I'm staying put. Augusta would be very nice. I could drive by Augusta National and wave at the closed gate as I head to the nearest muni golf course. Posted by: Puddleglum, Job Huntin' at August 25, 2019 12:09 AM (HCqAo) Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2019 12:11 AM (ZqqwA) 339
I guess the ones in The Villages aren't considered free-range.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Depends of the Powers-of-Attorney. Or just Depends. Posted by: Miklos, not an Elder law expert on your State or Province at August 25, 2019 12:11 AM (QzkSJ) 340
I could drive by Augusta National and wave at the closed gate as I head to the nearest muni golf course.
Posted by: Puddleglum Nah just play next door at Augusta CC. Except this time of year you get dust storms there coming off the dead grass at Augusta National. Posted by: Bert G at August 25, 2019 12:11 AM (OMsf+) 341
"NO POOFTERS"
Let's start the faculty meeting with a prayer, padre... "Oh Lord, we beseech thee... Amen!" [crack tubes] Posted by: Professor Bruce at August 25, 2019 12:11 AM (7s3Gx) 342
316 -- Years ago, a really dumb bunny made her nest in the front yard across the street from me. One of my cats dragged every last baby bunny home and killed it. And the damn cat was smart enough to hide under the exact middle of our can where I couldn't reach him. It was horrible. Baby bunnies do not go quietly into that last good night.
That was also the cat which would get on top of the van, jump to the roof of my front porch, go across the roof, jump to my neighbor's porch roof, and hook baby sparrows out of a nest the parents had built in a crook in the neighbor's gutters. First thing I'd know about it, neighbor would be screeching my name, demanding I go up and grab my murdering cat that very instant. (As if there's a shortage of sparrows around here.) Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 25, 2019 12:12 AM (eP3XU) 343
Beckoning Chasm, you can have one of my cats, although I love him. I have 3, and they're getting big.
Roly is silky white with some cool big yellow spots and a luxurious yellow fluffy tail. He probably weight 12 pounds, so he could protect you like a doggie does. Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 12:12 AM (xIKXj) 344
Mark Twain was at Ballarat when it was a gold mining boomtown (wanted to see if it was like it had been in California). When he returned to the coast, he found a desperate inquiry from his publisher in New York. Ergo the classic-
"Reports of my death are highly exaggerated" ----- I didn't know the back story, thanks for sharing. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 25, 2019 12:12 AM (IDhUW) 345
eventually girls were allowed to wear corduroy jeans (Levis) to school on Fridays.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient But no meat!!!! Posted by: Sister Mary Miklos-Ignatius at August 25, 2019 12:13 AM (QzkSJ) 346
307 Dildos going to dildo...
Posted by: Things that make you go hmmmm.... at August 24, 2019 11:57 PM (jbAed) But what's your excuse dickhead? Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2019 12:13 AM (Z7lwY) 347
My last spread was 480 acres NW Nebraska. Lost cattle, calves, dogs, cats, chickens. Mostly the little stuff went to coyotes. Many, many cases of big cat tracks out back. Spooky animals. Semi juvenile mountain lions killed in the area. One night out checking upset cattle, was clearly stalked by 'something' just outside my light cone. Low snarling and moving in the brush. Moved when I moved, stopped when I stopped. Dead meat smell. Not coyote behavior at all. Ruger .44 drawn and cocked, pivot to the sound, head on a swivel. I am quite convinced that if I had got messed up and presented my back it would have pounced. Displaced young mountain lions are a real, tangible, worsening threat. City folks that think otherwise need to come visit. Update your will. Posted by: TransNic Moron at August 25, 2019 12:15 AM (w3OLr) 348
We watch out for cougers.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -------- There are near constant rumors here about Florida cougars/panthers wandering up here, with someone periodically claiming to have seen one. It's never been confirmed, and I'm very skeptical, although there was one confirmed sighting in 2007 in Tennessee. Sadly the Florida cougar/panther population is quite small...maybe 200 or so. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2019 12:07 AM (xSo9G) Hmmm. I expected a different ending to a Florida cougar story. Posted by: tbodie at August 25, 2019 12:17 AM (vZ0KM) 349
This thread's vital signs are becoming a matter of concern.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 25, 2019 12:17 AM (amw5z) 350
The never-married no-progeny are feeling insecure. ----- The once married with progeny are super perfect in every way. /s (needed?) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 25, 2019 12:18 AM (IDhUW) 351
Well, this is six weeks late and nobody here cares except me. But Bushwick Bill is dead Stage IV pancreatic cancer. I could wax eloquent about the one-eyed Jamaican gangster midget rapper, or let him tell you in his own words. If you watch this (I know most won't) skip to 1:20. https://youtu.be/yzl91xMSEco Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2019 12:18 AM (5aX2M) 352
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at August 25, 2019 12:18 AM (V12mM) 353
Buzzion, you're kind of the archivist/expert on the blog and its denizens.
Are these periodic non-sequitir attacks on MH from the same person? They're boring, and odd, but also weird. For example, what is off-limits tonight? Granted, I didn't read a word of the content [just following HQ Field Manual 95-8, paragraph 4, "commenters shall skip content and proceed directly to commenting, unless otherwise directed by authority in the commenter's direct chain of command"]. But did MH set limits today? Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2019 12:19 AM (QDnY+) 354
One of my cats loved fledgling season and would catch dumb young starlings and kill them noisily.
When I was laid up with a broken arm the damned cat caught one and hid under the climbing rose hedge where I couldn't reach to kill the bird at his leisure. All I could do is go back inside, close the doors and windows and pretend it wasn't happening. Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2019 12:19 AM (q2o38) Posted by: Yo! at August 25, 2019 12:19 AM (V12mM) 356
But no meat!!!!
Posted by: Sister Mary Miklos-Ignatius at August 25, 2019 12:13 AM (QzkSJ) * * * * Got that right! No meat on Fridays. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 25, 2019 12:19 AM (MFLWa) 357
349 This thread's vital signs are becoming a matter of concern.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 25, 2019 12:17 AM (amw5z) Slap a hot iron to it. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 25, 2019 12:19 AM (IDhUW) 358
Beats me. There's always some dickheads whining about what people are doing. WeirdDave had a nutty stalker for a while. CBD has had some nut apparently with a hard on for him in the mornings too.
Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2019 12:20 AM (Z7lwY) 359
One night out checking upset cattle, was clearly stalked by 'something' just outside my light cone. Low snarling and moving in the brush. Moved when I moved, stopped when I stopped. Dead meat smell. Not coyote behavior at all. Ruger .44 drawn and cocked, pivot to the sound, head on a swivel.
I am quite convinced that if I had got messed up and presented my back it would have pounced. ----- No doesn't sound like coyote, not really mountain lion either. I'm going to go with Big Foot. Yep, Big Foot. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 25, 2019 12:21 AM (IDhUW) 360
Dang, Mike H., you've got quite the bear population. You've got a bear story darn near every week.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2019 12:21 AM (QDnY+) 361
348 - If you want to see Florida cougars, try the bar at Smith and Wollensky's on Washington Avenue in Miami Beach.
Posted by: vivi at August 25, 2019 12:22 AM (11H2y) 362
Are these periodic non-sequitur attacks on MH from the same person?
I scent some butthurt from certain banned and/or flounced regulars. I prescribe Preparation H. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 25, 2019 12:22 AM (ykYG2) 363
357
349 This thread's vital signs are becoming a matter of concern. Methamphetamine/vanilla extract/Miracle Grow injected in your eyeball cures HIV/Shartiasis/Voting ProgTard... Posted by: TransNic Moron at August 25, 2019 12:22 AM (w3OLr) 364
I thought all cougars in FL wear a bikini? How the hell would you even get a bikini on a big cat? Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at August 25, 2019 12:23 AM (xkSJa) 365
I'm going to go with Big Foot. Yep, Big Foot.
That's really kind of demeaning. We prefer Sasquatch, 'Squatch if we're on good terms but don't be one of those poseurs who calls us 'Squatch if you haven't met one of us. Posted by: Sasquatch at August 25, 2019 12:23 AM (fuK7c) 366
359 One night out checking upset cattle, was clearly stalked by 'something' just outside my light cone. Low snarling and moving in the brush. Moved when I moved, stopped when I stopped. Dead meat smell. Not coyote behavior at all. Ruger .44 drawn and cocked, pivot to the sound, head on a swivel.
I am quite convinced that if I had got messed up and presented my back it would have pounced. ----- No doesn't sound like coyote, not really mountain lion either. I'm going to go with Big Foot. Yep, Big Foot. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 25, 2019 12:21 AM (IDhUW) Not saying it was Alien, but... Alien! Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at August 25, 2019 12:23 AM (NgKpN) 367
>>I am quite convinced that if I had got messed up and presented my back it would have pounced.
----- No doesn't sound like coyote, not really mountain lion either. Chupacabra Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2019 12:24 AM (xXqhO) 368
365 I'm going to go with Big Foot. Yep, Big Foot.
That's really kind of demeaning. We prefer Sasquatch, 'Squatch if we're on good terms but don't be one of those poseurs who calls us 'Squatch if you haven't met one of us. Posted by: Sasquatch at August 25, 2019 12:23 AM (fuK7c) you roun eye Racist bastard! Posted by: Teti at August 25, 2019 12:24 AM (NgKpN) 369
320 -- East of the Rockies, Ruby-throated hummingbirds are the only ones if you live North of the southern coastal states.
My daughter had a dance competition in Denver several years back. Her group danced on Saturday. Some of the other kids danced on Sunday, so I hired one of those private tours up into the Rockies. One stop, I hopped out of the tour guides van and a Roufus buzzed right up to my face and hovered for a couple of minutes, trying, I guess, to decide if I was some sort of exotic flower that would suddenly deliver nectar. Needless to say, I was thrilled. Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 25, 2019 12:24 AM (eP3XU) 370
You mean if I'd turned my back on BigFoot I could now be a Sasquatch Love Slave in a Black Hills Fortress of Solitude and Lube? DAMN IT! Posted by: TransNic Moron at August 25, 2019 12:24 AM (w3OLr) 371
Beats me. There's always some dickheads whining about what people are doing. WeirdDave had a nutty stalker for a while. CBD has had some nut apparently with a hard on for him in the mornings too.
This is the only place on the internet where that statement conveys actual, valid, information. Posted by: tbodie at August 25, 2019 12:24 AM (vZ0KM) 372
I'm going to go with Big Foot. Yep, Big Foot.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel Could have been a chupacabra. Or a Skin-walker. Posted by: Bert G at August 25, 2019 12:24 AM (OMsf+) 373
Thanks Buzzion.
Yeah, WD is hardly a candidate for abuse. Now CBD, it could be a JDL fanatic or something, ya know, the anti-semitism thing. Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2019 12:25 AM (QDnY+) 374
Those skinwalkers are crafty bastards.
Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2019 12:25 AM (xXqhO) 375
>> CBD has had some nut apparently with a hard on for him in the mornings too.
Nobody is gonna put this one over the lights in left field? Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2019 12:26 AM (xXqhO) 376
282 Anna, are you still here?
Wasn't Mann the one who was suing Mark Steyn? I saw a headline that said Mann had lost, and was hoping it was against Steyn.... Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 12:26 AM (xIKXj) Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2019 12:27 AM (QDnY+) 378
garrett, I had a modest offering, check above
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2019 12:27 AM (QDnY+) 379
Shartiasis. Heh.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2019 12:28 AM (5aX2M) 380
And, anyone else see the proliferation of ads for CBD oil and think, "Damn, they let Dildo out of Jersey?"
Posted by: tbodie at August 25, 2019 12:28 AM (vZ0KM) 381
Dang, Mike H., you've got quite the bear population. You've got a bear story darn near every week.
Posted by: rhomboid ------ Meh. Not every week, but probably once a month. Varies with the seasons also. From early Spring through late Fall, they're pretty busy. This time of the year it's constant head-on-a-swivel if I'm out at night. They aren't to be feared, so long as you know that they are there and keep your distance, and, they know you are there. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2019 12:28 AM (xSo9G) 382
BTH, I can't recall any baninations or flouncings in a long time. Did I miss some lately?
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2019 12:29 AM (QDnY+) 383
Could have been a chupacabra.
Or a Skin-walker. Posted by: Bert G Please, people. Coast-to-Coast doesn't start for another half hour. Posted by: Miklos, Independent Para-Researcher (not a loony-that's canuck money) at August 25, 2019 12:29 AM (QzkSJ) 384
One stop, I hopped out of the tour guides van and a Roufus buzzed right
up to my face and hovered for a couple of minutes, trying, I guess, to decide if I was some sort of exotic flower that would suddenly deliver nectar. Needless to say, I was thrilled. Those little guys are pretty territorial. Might have been trying to figure out if it needed to chase you off or not. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at August 25, 2019 12:29 AM (xkSJa) 385
There's a huge opportunity in the Bigfoot cougar erotica literature just waiting to be tapped.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 25, 2019 12:29 AM (+ObfJ) 386
Turn your back and as Leo deCaprio and get fooked by an animal?
Posted by: Yo! at August 25, 2019 12:30 AM (V12mM) 387
Wasn't Mann the one who was suing Mark Steyn? I saw a headline that said Mann had lost, and was hoping it was against Steyn....
Posted by: booknlass Nope. It's a Canadian case in BC. Steyn's case is in DC. Posted by: Miklos, climate denier, among other things at August 25, 2019 12:31 AM (QzkSJ) 388
There's a huge opportunity in the Bigfoot cougar erotica literature just waiting to be tapped.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 25, 2019 12:29 AM (+ObfJ) "Fifty Shades of Hairy" Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2019 12:31 AM (PDeg8) 389
There's a huge opportunity in the Bigfoot cougar erotica literature just waiting to be tapped.
We did have "Night of the Sodomizing Cougar-Man" here a while back. Could use that as a guide for how to write that kind of story. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at August 25, 2019 12:32 AM (xkSJa) 390
CBD is tedious repetitive and derivative. Hasn't contributed a damn thing here in two or three years. Now is a pearl clutching fainting couch little old lady in distress. my God you have to be a freaking moderator nlazi at midnight on Saturday?Seriously sir, take a break, will you please? tremendous kudos and grateful appreciation for what you have done in the past. Take a break recharge your batteries and come back stronger than ever okay?
Posted by: Things that make you go hmmmm.... at August 25, 2019 12:32 AM (jbAed) Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 12:32 AM (xIKXj) Posted by: Yo! at August 25, 2019 12:32 AM (V12mM) 393
Turn your back and as Leo deCaprio and get fooked by an animal?
"he was walking around like uncovered meat" Posted by: Ursine Imam at August 25, 2019 12:33 AM (QzkSJ) 394
There's a huge opportunity in the Bigfoot cougar erotica literature just waiting to be tapped.
You take a couple of face scratches, that's how they are. In your grasp the cougar becomes yielding. The claws stay out and they dig into your skin but it's different now. They're supple, they undulate, they channel their desire through purrs and growls. Then you enter the cougar and it's all Jell-O pudding. They collapse in paroxysms of joy. Posted by: Sasquatch at August 25, 2019 12:33 AM (fuK7c) 395
There's a huge opportunity in the Bigfoot cougar erotica literature just waiting to be tapped.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 25, 2019 12:29 AM (+ObfJ) Heh, that could be the storyline for "Finding Bigfoot", SEASON 13! Posted by: tbodie at August 25, 2019 12:33 AM (vZ0KM) 396
Trans Nic -- For the last few years, the Nebraska Unicameral has been trying to legalize cougar hunting, to allow a few licenses per year. Good ol' Ernie Chambers has managed to Robert's Rule of Order that idea out of the water. (I swear -- the man must have every word of Robert's Rules memorized. He used it like a battering ram.)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 25, 2019 12:33 AM (eP3XU) Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 12:33 AM (xIKXj) 398
There's a huge opportunity in the Bigfoot cougar erotica literature just waiting to be tapped.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 25, 2019 12:29 AM (+ObfJ) "Fifty Shades of Hairy" Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Gonna be a different kind of Clairol Girl model. Posted by: Miklos, just a Touch of Gray at August 25, 2019 12:34 AM (QzkSJ) 399
Must be the witching hour. The dead stalk the thread. Also, some tool who has a problem with CBD. Mayhap it needs to go hmmm elsewhere?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at August 25, 2019 12:35 AM (l7Kbv) 400
lel.
Go on... Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 25, 2019 12:35 AM (+ObfJ) 401
385 There's a huge opportunity in the Bigfoot cougar erotica literature just waiting to be tapped.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 25, 2019 12:29 AM (+ObfJ) I bet if you search for Bigfoot erotica, you will find that the niche has likely been filled. Rule #34 Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2019 12:35 AM (Z7lwY) 402
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TransNic - Redhawk .44? Yup. Factory custom shop Magna-Port job, slick as snot on porcelain. Fine, fine cattle gun, stainless, carried for years in a cross draw waist rig or center chest rig depending on mount, pickup, 4x, or horse, FUCK YOU CANOE ACCIDENT! Posted by: TransNic Moron at August 25, 2019 12:35 AM (w3OLr) 403
Sometimes, when I attempt to turn off the CAPS LOCK, i fail.
Posted by: tbodie at August 25, 2019 12:36 AM (vZ0KM) 404
But this looks good for Steyn's case, too, right?
Posted by: booknlass In one way, at first glance. Mann has to pay legal costs to the winner in Canada. Serious money. Depends on who has been funding Mann, and if they will continue. Posted by: Miklos, darkest before the dawn at August 25, 2019 12:37 AM (QzkSJ) 405
Goo= good
Posted by: Yo! at August 25, 2019 12:37 AM (V12mM) 406
whiner is calling CBD a Nazi now? excuse me, 'nlazi'.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 25, 2019 12:39 AM (ykYG2) 407
my God you have to be a freaking moderator nlazi at midnight on Saturday?Seriously sir, take a break, will you please? tremendous kudos and grateful appreciation for what you have done in the past. Take a break recharge your batteries and come back stronger than ever okay?
Posted by: Things that make you go hmmmm.... at August 25, 2019 12:32 AM (jbAed) There has been exactly zero moderating on this thread so far tonight. You some kind of Trudeau-lover or something? Get a grip, Sport. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2019 12:39 AM (PDeg8) Posted by: Miklos "Breaker" Morant at August 25, 2019 12:39 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2019 12:39 AM (QDnY+) 410
Ok, an oldie but a goodie...
A little girl goes to a toy store and picks out a Barbie doll. Then she goes to the clerk, and asks him where to find the GI Joes. The clerk tells her "Well, the GI Joes are in aisle 5. But, you might want to go back to aisle 3, because Barbie comes with Ken." The girl replies "No, Barbie comes with GI Joe. She fakes it with Ken." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2019 12:39 AM (5aX2M) Posted by: Chrystia Freeland at August 25, 2019 12:41 AM (QzkSJ) 412
First to search on barefoot cougars on pornhub gets a week of free eye bleach
Posted by: Yo! at August 25, 2019 12:41 AM (V12mM) 413
Saw a woman wearing a shirt that said NOBODY IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LAND
The stupid burns bright on a Saturday night. Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 25, 2019 12:41 AM (B8E55) 414
AOP, speaking of Justine, some wags are having fun with photos of him and Macron in, um, passionate embrace at the G7.
Though my favorite is from that one up in canuckistan, a meme where Trump is telling Macron to just get lost, and "take your mother!". Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2019 12:42 AM (QDnY+) 415
Good night
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 25, 2019 12:42 AM (IDhUW) 416
Ernie Chambers has very very little time until he is intimately familiar with rusty barbed wire full of MRSA and rabies, blazing hot, inserted with highly acidic fruit the size of footballs covered in radioactive toxic waste and SF home jizz, the later of which he has protested against so much, he has clearly protested against too much... He also probably cruised NW Nebraska ranch lands, begging for mountain lion violation... Posted by: TransNic Moron at August 25, 2019 12:42 AM (w3OLr) 417
413 Saw a woman wearing a shirt that said NOBODY IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LAND
The stupid burns bright on a Saturday night. Posted by: Lurking Lurker at August 25, 2019 12:41 AM (B8E55) Sounds like affirmative consent for sex to me. Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 25, 2019 12:43 AM (+ObfJ) 418
goodnight, AK. nice to see you
Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 12:43 AM (xIKXj) 419
OMG!!! It's almost midnight! Gotta go.
Thanks for a great conversation everyone. And thanks for a particularly fun ONT, CBD. (That last picture was a real treat.) Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 25, 2019 12:44 AM (eP3XU) 420
Maybe restart the Memorial Day 2009 thread a week early
Posted by: Yo! at August 25, 2019 12:44 AM (V12mM) 421
intimately familiar with rusty barbed wire full of MRSA and rabies, blazing hot, inserted with highly acidic fruit the size of footballs covered in radioactive toxic waste and SF home jizz
Please. raimondo, RIP Posted by: Miklos of ye interwebs at August 25, 2019 12:44 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Yo! at August 25, 2019 12:45 AM (V12mM) 423
Thanks for a great conversation everyone. And thanks for a particularly fun ONT, CBD. (That last picture was a real treat.)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 25, 2019 12:44 AM (eP3XU) Huh. Expectvan email from a COB soo. Maybe 2 emails. Posted by: tbodie at August 25, 2019 12:46 AM (vZ0KM) 424
San Dimas high school football rocks !
Posted by: Yo! at August 25, 2019 12:46 AM (V12mM) 425
Got diagnosed with a sinus infection and pneumonia today.... the walking kind. On my 2nd round of antibiotics and roiss. No cool coughing drugs because DEA. August has sucked cougar balls so far.
Watching Esacpe Plan 2. 1st one wasn't bad. Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 25, 2019 12:47 AM (+ObfJ) 426
For the kind morons who were trying to solve my Honeywell thermostat issues last night, it's in my nic. GAH. And it's not really 69 degrees in this house, it's COLDER. omg. No it's not in my nic. Imgur has been banned by pixy? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 25, 2019 12:47 AM (13CQC) 427
Mis Hum wrote the ONT not CBD.
Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2019 12:48 AM (Z7lwY) 428
NOBODY IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LAND
----- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Show me the people who don't live on the blood and bones of the conquered. It certainly isn't the Aztecs. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2019 12:48 AM (5aX2M) 429
424 San Dimas high school football rocks !
Posted by: Yo! at August 25, 2019 12:46 AM (V12mM) its "rules" not "rocks" Posted by: buzzion at August 25, 2019 12:48 AM (Z7lwY) 430
Night, AK.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2019 12:49 AM (5aX2M) 431
I'd love to change the world
but I don't know what to do (but study the Word of God) ten years after https://youtu.be/lSYFJB7o9ZQ Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 12:49 AM (xIKXj) 432
Bibi spoke with Putin today before the festivities.
They are in frequent contact, and 2 years ago Bibi was one of the guests of honor at the Victory Day parade in Moscow. But still interesting. Given the regularity of Israeli hits on Iranian crap next door, they've got a lot of "de-conflicting" to do. Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2019 12:50 AM (QDnY+) 433
*Didn't shut off tablet in time.*
What is this Memorial Day 2009 thread? I think it's been mentioned a few times, always in terms of extreme awe. Is it still in the archive? Some time, when I am trapped at dialysis with nothing to do, I must find it and read it. Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 25, 2019 12:50 AM (eP3XU) 434
So, I made a most fortuitous discovery today. Got a new shop vac, and resumed vacuuming the broken glass out of the poor old wretched Panhard that got its rear window busted, presumably by a rock slung by the lawnmower. Vacuumed glass up off the ground, out of the channel in the rubber, out of the package tray, and then opened a rear door to vacuum the seat and floor. There was "stuff" on the seat. All I had really noticed before was the upholstered panels off the two front doors. They were on top. Underneath, wrapped in old fuzzy car seat covers, was not one, but TWO rear window glasses, in perfect condition. I damned near shit myself. They are all but impossible to find in North America. I was told: "if you want one, you need to buy the parts car with it."
Woo-hoo! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2019 12:51 AM (PDeg8) 435
So
Where are the North American Indians deeds to prove it was stolen?? Posted by: Yo! at August 25, 2019 12:51 AM (V12mM) 436
413
Saw a woman wearing a shirt that said NOBODY IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LAND Oh thank fucking God for that! I seriously have some smoking hot chicks running across my property, and knowing that they are not a special protected class trespassing on special protected land means I can see what they look like in black, green, or occasionally red or (yum) peach lingerie, depending on skin tone, with their wrists tied to their ankles, face down ass in air, means THE WORLD to me! THANK YOU ACLU!!!!! Posted by: Border Prevert at August 25, 2019 12:52 AM (w3OLr) 437
AOP, you are so fortunate, son!
Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 12:53 AM (xIKXj) 438
423, 427 -- Oops! Got my cobs mixed up. Deepest apologies, MisHum. This is exactly why I should not be hanging out here this late at night.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at August 25, 2019 12:54 AM (eP3XU) 439
This thing dead?
Posted by: Yo! at August 25, 2019 12:54 AM (V12mM) 440
I'm sorry AOP. That sucks.
Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2019 12:55 AM (BLFnH) 441
Got diagnosed with a sinus infection and pneumonia today.... the walking kind.
Boogie woogie flu? Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 25, 2019 12:55 AM (fuK7c) 442
AOP, you are so fortunate, son!
Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 12:53 AM (xIKXj) Well, I never really checked out all the spare parts that were loaded in the car. Looked like door panels, and a heap of rags, at first glance. The guy at the local glass shop said, "You want what?" and burst out laughing. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2019 12:56 AM (PDeg8) Posted by: Yo! at August 25, 2019 12:56 AM (V12mM) Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 12:56 AM (xIKXj) 445
The 3rd surgeon shut them up when he said, "you're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. If they die, nobody gives a fuck".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 25, 2019 12:57 AM (9Om/r) 446
I'm sorry AOP. That sucks.
Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2019 12:55 AM (BLFnH) Huh? I was just saying how lucky I was to find that I already have the spare parts to make it good. That's like RBG finding a spare pancreas in a cubbyhole of her writing desk. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2019 12:57 AM (PDeg8) 447
What a weird night to check in with the Horde.
Bad craziness. Hope everyone is doing well as can be expected. Posted by: turambar at August 25, 2019 12:58 AM (Gylu/) Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 12:58 AM (xIKXj) 449
435 So
Where are the North American Indians deeds to prove it was stolen?? Posted by: Yo! at August 25, 2019 12:51 AM (V12mM) ---------- Now that's not fair. Everyone knows that Indians never figured out how to write. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 25, 2019 12:58 AM (amw5z) 450
Guess I'm off a notch. I just focused on the cleaning up part. Hasn't been a good week. I will just shut up.
Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2019 12:59 AM (BLFnH) 451
praying for your recovery, horseshoe.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 25, 2019 01:00 AM (ykYG2) 452
That's like RBG finding a spare pancreas in a cubbyhole of her writing desk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2019 12:57 AM (PDeg --------- Pity. If a baby pancreas would keep a RBG alive she'd have an unlimited supply of them. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 25, 2019 01:00 AM (amw5z) 453
{{infidel}}.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 25, 2019 01:00 AM (ykYG2) 454
When I was laid up with a broken arm the damned cat caught one and hid under the climbing rose hedge where I couldn't reach to kill the bird at his leisure. All I could do is go back inside, close the doors and windows and pretend it wasn't happening.
garden hose ... Posted by: Adriane Wot Says 'Oy.' A Lot ... at August 25, 2019 01:01 AM (LPnfS) Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2019 01:02 AM (BLFnH) 456
...Pity. If a baby pancreas would keep a RBG alive she'd have an unlimited supply of them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 25, 2019 01:00 AM (amw5z) International House of Pancreas? Just don't order the Rachel Corrie Special. It's been.... tenderized. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2019 01:02 AM (QzJWU) 457
yes, I'm sending you some good wishes, Infidel.
I fell down a couple days, and skinned my knee, and lumped up my shin. felt like a loser. But onward and upward, as it heals. Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 01:03 AM (xIKXj) 458
My mortercycle seat is made of panda leather
Posted by: Yo! at August 25, 2019 01:03 AM (V12mM) 459
Not Silverthorn. Gah. This cold is kickin my ass.
Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2019 01:03 AM (BLFnH) 460
Hi booknlass.
Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2019 01:05 AM (BLFnH) 461
how old is the Panhard, Alberta?
you must be living right. Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 12:58 AM (xIKXj) It is a 1962 model PL17 "Tigre". The high-performance model, with a 2-barrel carb and dual exhausts, and tachometer. Looks like this: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2v2qjqr Mine isn't nearly so pretty, but it is a former rally car, with most of the bling and decals intact. The vinyl upholstery has faux tiger skin markings on it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2019 01:05 AM (PDeg8) 462
...My mortercycle seat is made of panda leather
Posted by: Yo! at August 25, 2019 01:03 AM (V12mM) Howard Johnson's Restaurants used to be famed in part, for their Orange Naugahyde upholstered booths. But when the Orange Nauga went extinct, there was no more supply for such, and HoJo went out of business. And from PETA, not a word. They were already Orange Nauga Bad, even then. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2019 01:07 AM (QzJWU) Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 01:07 AM (xIKXj) 464
The vinyl upholstery has faux tiger skin markings on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2019 01:05 AM (PDeg -------- AKA rich Bengalian leather... Posted by: Ricardo Montalban at August 25, 2019 01:07 AM (amw5z) 465
https://tinyurl.com/y6yasgpf
Great pic, but I'm not sure what I think of this thing. It might be a great product. It might also be half a C-17 capability at a C-17 price, if we were capable of building more C-17s which would take a whole lot of orders to get Boeing to do (since we've shrunken our vendor base so far that we have to beg them...) Please note the counterrotating props on each wing. Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 01:07 AM (8erNz) 466
I am enjoying the days getting shorter and the summer being almost over here in central VA. Now if I could actually get motivated and find a good job nearby and not have to deal with a horrible commute up north.
Relaxing some, drinking some hot tea with loads of sugar and reading AoS HQ and catching up on some news. Live PD is on a break for the next 3 weeks so my weekend evenings will be free to read or write. Woohoo. Posted by: turambar at August 25, 2019 01:07 AM (Gylu/) Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 01:08 AM (xIKXj) 468
It is dead?
Posted by: Yo! at August 25, 2019 01:08 AM (V12mM) 469
What is this Memorial Day 2009 thread? I think it's been mentioned a few
times, always in terms of extreme awe. Is it still in the archive? Some time, when I am trapped at dialysis with nothing to do, I must find it and read it. You won't be the same person afterwards. 'Course, biological processes pretty much guarantee that anyways. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at August 25, 2019 01:08 AM (xkSJa) 470
So. The first space crime has been committed, or so sez Drudge.
It seems that a female astronaut, American of course, may have tapped into the bank account of her 'wife' because whatever, but without permission. While on the ISS. Grrrreat. But there is still an unsolved issue, possibly a crime, involving one or more air 'leaks' at the ISS, and the punctures indicate they are coming from inside the house. Or so I've read. I think I know who to check out first. Posted by: GnuBreed at August 25, 2019 01:08 AM (Z4rgH) 471
Adriane, I really don't care that much for starlings. I just hate the noise
Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2019 01:09 AM (q2o38) 472
Very cool, happy (daughter) wife, happy life. Posted by: Summer of Love at August 24, 2019 11:10 PM (FJrl0) ---the lie of this statement is that there is NO way to make them happy, absent the possible option of you dying early, from something non-communicable, and leaving all your money, property, etc, to them. Posted by: redc1c4 at August 25, 2019 01:09 AM (gi85U) Posted by: Yo! at August 25, 2019 01:10 AM (V12mM) 474
booknlass, one of my favs. Have the album. Also, Foghat, fool for the city.
Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2019 01:10 AM (BLFnH) 475
But there is still an unsolved issue, possibly a crime, involving one or more air 'leaks' at the ISS, and the punctures indicate they are coming from inside the house. Or so I've read.
I think I know who to check out first. -------- Just don't make any inferences about the mental stability of oddly-gendered persons or their fitness for demanding, stressful jobs, mmkay? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 25, 2019 01:11 AM (amw5z) 476
474 booknlass, one of my favs. Have the album. Also, Foghat, fool for the city.
Hogfat sucks. They sucked then, they suck now. Sorry. Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 01:13 AM (8erNz) 477
474 The local station plays Foghat sometimes and it always gets cranked in the car. Luckily, the Lady has the same musical tastes as I do so it's great fun to crank the music, sing and dance like lunatics as we cruise around town like we used to do as kids.
Posted by: turambar at August 25, 2019 01:13 AM (Gylu/) 478
Hogfat sucks. They sucked then, they suck now. Sorry.
Oh yeah, to avoid being sued by Michael Mann, supposed Climate Scientist, I have to note that that's my opinion and not a purported statement of fact. Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 01:14 AM (8erNz) 479
A-dios
Posted by: Yo! at August 25, 2019 01:14 AM (V12mM) 480
Silver Plume? It has one hotel, one coffee shop / eatery (burritos), and one bar. Very quiet except for the I-70 racket.
Which is what I needed. Georgetown by contrast was nuts. Apparently a wedding was in town. (I didn't crash it.) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 25, 2019 01:14 AM (ykYG2) 481
Panhard is such an interesting looking bunch of vehicles. It reminds me of the advanced styling of the post war Studebakers.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2019 01:15 AM (q2o38) Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 01:15 AM (xIKXj) 483
Diff'rnt strokes for diff'rnt folks.
Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2019 01:16 AM (BLFnH) Posted by: Mr. & Mrs. T at August 25, 2019 01:16 AM (aKsyK) 485
it's my opinion that Michael Mann is a thin skinned fat loser who sues people for bullshit.
Oh wait. That is the legal conclusion which Canada's court system reached. BAHAHAH! Suck it, you lard-bottomed phoney. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 25, 2019 01:16 AM (ykYG2) 486
that's a f'n awesome car!
Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 01:08 AM (xIKXj) Well, it is real weird-looking to my eye, but French, so of course. It does run, on one of its two cylinders, at least. The other cuts in every now and then. It has NO brakes at the moment. Zero, zilch, nada. I have to fix that. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2019 01:16 AM (PDeg8) 487
don't need to say nothing at all
I'm just saying. It's good. We all have opinions about music, maybe I went overboard on mine. Hope you can consider this an apology. Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 01:17 AM (8erNz) 488
That's like RBG finding a spare pancreas in a cubbyhole of her writing desk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Trunk of a Democrat's Buick. Don't say illegals ain't got their uses. Posted by: Miklos, not cynical, more practical at August 25, 2019 01:18 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: turambar at August 25, 2019 01:19 AM (Gylu/) 490
Foghat was great. Sorry to hear of your musical taste impairment. I've seen 'em live, and they rocked the house. They had me dancing, and I DON'T DANCE.
There was no seating. You stood or left. Posted by: GnuBreed at August 25, 2019 01:19 AM (Z4rgH) 491
JEM, maybe you prefer Judas Priest, Molly Hatchet, and ACDC. I like them too. ZZ Top is a fav.
Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2019 01:19 AM (BLFnH) 492
It has NO brakes at the moment. Zero, zilch, nada. I have to fix that. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ---------- As long as the Panhard bar is intact, you're good. Which raises a question, what sort of rear suspension does it have? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2019 01:20 AM (CDGwz) 493
As the Native Americans did not understand the concept of owning the land (they thought it was a hoot), they cannot claim it was stolen. In fact there is evidence of a sort that when they negotiated the sales of land to the white eyes, they were committing fraud.
Or at least that's how the white supremacists of the day are reporting it. Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at August 25, 2019 01:20 AM (cxIsI) 494
Diff'rnt strokes for diff'rnt folks.
Posted by: Infidel To put it another way '''''d'''''' '''''k'''' '''' ''''ff'''''' ''lk''' Posted by: Miklos, Apostrophic Nuncio at August 25, 2019 01:20 AM (QzkSJ) 495
Well, it is real weird-looking to my eye, but French, so of course. It does run, on one of its two cylinders, at least. The other cuts in every now and then.
Are those the ones with the three-lug wheels? Cool! Froggie did all kinds of entertaining stuff. Practically speaking the Renault R4 was probably the most USEFUL, the Citroen 2CV obviously the one that's most remembered. By the way: 2CV with BMW bike engine, goes like stink: http://www.sparrowautomotive.co.uk/citroen2cvbmw.html Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 01:22 AM (8erNz) 496
I actually listened to the Beatles Red Album for the first time in a long time and found myself knowing every lyric. Grew up listening to them among many, many other people and bands and genres of music.
Music brings people together. It soothes the savage beast, right? And books do the same I think. I love books. I just cannot bring myself to do Kindle or anything like that yet. Posted by: turambar at August 25, 2019 01:22 AM (Gylu/) 497
And apology accepted.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 25, 2019 01:22 AM (Z4rgH) 498
Hank, Sr. and Sons of the Pioneers are also enjoyable, as are the Tijuana Brass.
Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2019 01:22 AM (BLFnH) 499
Panhard is such an interesting looking bunch of vehicles. It reminds me of the advanced styling of the post war Studebakers.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2019 01:15 AM (q2o3 Panhard et Levassor was one of the world's oldest car manufacturers. 1880-something? The predecessor to my PL17, was the similar-looking Dyna Panhard, made almost entirely from aluminum. They cheapened them up, and made the body from steel, and hence the PL17. Two cylinder air-cooled engine, hemi heads, torsion bar valve springs, and all ball and roller bearings on the crankshaft. RPM red line is 7000 RPM. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2019 01:22 AM (PDeg8) 500
that was sweet of you JEM
here's possibly the most interesting song on the White Album? ymmv -- https://youtu.be/nIR6AAjEg5U Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 01:22 AM (xIKXj) 501
As long as the Panhard bar is intact, you're good.
I read that in an old copy of Cosmopolitan, the " How to Please Him" issue. Lived by it ever since. Posted by: Miklos, doing opposition research at August 25, 2019 01:23 AM (QzkSJ) 502
491 JEM, maybe you prefer Judas Priest, Molly Hatchet, and ACDC. I like them too. ZZ Top is a fav.
Nah, not really my thing. Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 01:23 AM (8erNz) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2019 01:25 AM (CDGwz) 504
>>There was no seating. You stood or left.
Sounds like the arm pit of Minneapolis known as First Avenue Posted by: Mis. Hum. Phone at August 25, 2019 01:25 AM (lqKAY) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 25, 2019 01:26 AM (amw5z) 506
By the way: 2CV with BMW bike engine, goes like stink:
http://www.sparrowautomotive.co.uk/citroen2cvbmw.html Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 01:22 AM (8erNz) That is pretty cool! How fast do you want to go? How much money you got? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2019 01:26 AM (PDeg8) Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2019 01:26 AM (BLFnH) 508
Breast , soothes the savage breast.
Posted by: Mike Hammer My girlfriend, Fawn Liebowitz, was an English major. *sobs* Posted by: Miklos, kiln averse at August 25, 2019 01:26 AM (QzkSJ) 509
I read that in an old copy of Cosmopolitan, the " How to Please Him" issue.
------- Wait. That was every Cosmopolitan issue. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 25, 2019 01:26 AM (amw5z) Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 01:27 AM (8erNz) 511
Mis Hum, how was the wedding?
Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2019 01:27 AM (BLFnH) 512
That is pretty cool! How fast do you want to go? How much money you got?
I'm a little bored with my M5... Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 01:29 AM (8erNz) 513
I repeat, the tits are calm.
Posted by: Cicero Of course we are. It's the friggin middle of the night. Posted by: The Great Tit (parus major) at August 25, 2019 01:29 AM (QzkSJ) 514
500 posts coming so OT:
Took the Mrs, JR, and Fluffy to the woods today. Worked on getting Mrs comfortable with the Walther P22. JR shot the G33 well and Fluffy shot out the factory grease. Dead nuts accurate 10mm. JR was shooting the SR9 when he had a light recoil. Next round jammed up short of battery. Inspected and the bullet was stuck in the barrel. Posted by: Igotnothing at August 25, 2019 01:29 AM (xf2hT) Posted by: Mis. Hum. Phone at August 25, 2019 01:30 AM (lqKAY) Posted by: turambar at August 25, 2019 01:31 AM (Gylu/) 517
"Fluffy" was Peaches piece wasn't it? I gotta get a new name for it.
Posted by: Igotnothing at August 25, 2019 01:31 AM (xf2hT) 518
Get some rest, Mis Hum! And congrats. The bill is gonna suck. I know.
Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2019 01:32 AM (BLFnH) 519
The top (autobiographical) picture:
Like people who go to bars and don't order 'a Scotch' but rather a particular brand, that picture is how I order my drink at a bar: "Jameson, rocks glass, no ice." Mother's milk. Although I prefer a pint of Guinness with that over that pale stuff. But it's always nice to see one's life in a picture. Posted by: RickZ at August 25, 2019 01:33 AM (Y8PSl) 520
Open for suggestions. Must convey how cute a 1911 10mm is. And how delicate is the trigger.
Posted by: Igotnothing at August 25, 2019 01:33 AM (xf2hT) Posted by: Mis. Hum. Phone at August 25, 2019 01:34 AM (lqKAY) 522
Also, 41 ounces of sweetness and light.
Posted by: Igotnothing at August 25, 2019 01:34 AM (xf2hT) 523
Yes.
Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2019 01:35 AM (BLFnH) 524
As long as the Panhard bar is intact, you're good. Which raises a question, what sort of rear suspension does it have?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2019 01:20 AM (CDGwz) Torsion bars, apparently. Transverse leaf springs, two of them, in front. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2019 01:35 AM (PDeg8) 525
Mis Hum! congratulations very much
Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 01:35 AM (xIKXj) 526
Yep I think Peaches called her Ruger SP-1O1 "Fluffy".
Does she ever post up around here any more? Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2019 01:35 AM (QDnY+) 527
Sounds like the arm pit of Minneapolis known as First Avenue
Posted by: Mis. Hum. Phone at August 25, 2019 01:25 AM (lqKAY) Glad to hear you and your sanity survived the wedding. The concert was in, iirc, 1999 at the Gulfport MS Grand Casino, about 6 months before the lead singer, Dave Peverett, died from cancer. Soon after that concert, they built a separate building to house their concerts and disturb the neighbors. But yeah, SRO back then. Posted by: GnuBreed at August 25, 2019 01:35 AM (Z4rgH) Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2019 01:36 AM (QDnY+) 529
A wonderful service
Fun reception Posted by: Mis. Hum. Phone at August 25, 2019 01:30 AM (lqKAY) --------- Here's to broken stemware and levitating chairs! *clink* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 25, 2019 01:36 AM (amw5z) Posted by: Miklos, who must insist at August 25, 2019 01:38 AM (QzkSJ) 531
...Took the Mrs, JR, and Fluffy to the woods today. Worked on getting Mrs comfortable with the Walther P22. JR shot the G33 well and Fluffy shot out the factory grease. Dead nuts accurate 10mm.
JR was shooting the SR9 when he had a light recoil. Next round jammed up short of battery. Inspected and the bullet was stuck in the barrel. Posted by: Igotnothing at August 25, 2019 01:29 AM (xf2hT) THAT inspection, is a job for a qualified gunsmith. No, your Mk. 1 eyeball ain't good enough to detect an out-of-spec barrel bulge, even after the squib round is forced out of the barrel by whatever force you choose. Rugers are hella strong. But no gun is INFINTELY strong. Get it inspected by a QUALIFIED gun smith before you shoot it again. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2019 01:38 AM (QzJWU) 532
NO OTTOMANS
Posted by: Miklos, who must insist at August 25, 2019 01:38 AM (QzkSJ) -------- Those signs didn't work out too well for Romulus Augustulus. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 25, 2019 01:40 AM (amw5z) 533
Torsion bars, apparently. Transverse leaf springs, two of them, in front.
Top and bottom as control arms? Ah yes...(pulls his copy of World Car Catalogue 1966 off the shelf, yes I have one) what kind of Panhard was this? Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 01:40 AM (8erNz) 534
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 25, 2
As an older 29 year old I detest sro The insanity is slowly winding down Posted by: Mis. Hum. Phone at August 25, 2019 01:40 AM (lqKAY) 535
There was no klezmer at the MisHum family wedding.
Good klezmer-powered wedding receptions will take anyone out of circulation for a good two days, at least. Posted by: Miklos, who testifies to this simple fact at August 25, 2019 01:41 AM (QzkSJ) 536
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 25, 2019
That and I believe several people will have beds which perform somersaults Posted by: Mis. Hum. Phone at August 25, 2019 01:42 AM (lqKAY) 537
Chassis : platform welded to the body, cross members; front suspension: independent, wishbones, twin transverse leafsprings upper and lower arms, lower trailing links telescopic dampers; rear suspension: Vee-slanted rigid axle articulated at centre, transverse torsion bars, telescopic dampers.
Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 01:43 AM (8erNz) 538
Oops. I ruined the joke. Should have been Constantine XI Palaeologous.
Cuz Constantine XI Palaelogous is a hell of a lot funnier than Romulus Augustulus. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 25, 2019 01:43 AM (amw5z) 539
Those signs didn't work out too well for Romulus Augustulus.
Posted by: Cicero Why'd they give Constantinople the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks Posted by: Miklos, who might be a giant at August 25, 2019 01:44 AM (QzkSJ) 540
Nice phrasing, Mis Hum.
Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2019 01:44 AM (BLFnH) 541
> And T'Pau is far uglier than I remember!
That's T'Pring in 30 years. Stick with Nurse Chapel, Spock. She aged much better. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 25, 2019 01:44 AM (cB5if) 542
Did you see POTUS use AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" before he came out at the rally in NH?
although there's better video that shows the whole stadium, this is qued up for you, by me https://youtu.be/oM8_hTdP4WA?t=512 Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 01:44 AM (xIKXj) 543
Romulus Augustulus was a joke though.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 25, 2019 01:44 AM (ykYG2) 544
Cuz Constantine XI Palaelogous is a hell of a lot funnier than Romulus Augustulus.
And now you know where Biggus Dickus came from. Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 01:44 AM (8erNz) 545
Musically.
I was at a KGB radio 101 concert in San Diego, CA. Held at the San Diego Stadium (which they later named Jack Murphy), where the Padres played. 1973. Damn if Foghat didn't rock the place down to the foundations. And if you weren't there, you can't tell me they didn't. J. Geiles Band there, too, and Ten Years After... and four others, but that'll come to me, later. $1.01. 'Cause KGB's FM frequency was 101 on the dial. One did not need to bring hooch to the concert. Just simply breathe the ambient air, and the Contact High was achieved. Jr. H.S. bliss, for a buck and one. I'd say "beat that", but you can't. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2019 01:45 AM (QzJWU) 546
Goodnight Horde. Be safe, be well.
Posted by: turambar at August 25, 2019 01:46 AM (Gylu/) 547
> First to search on barefoot cougars on pornhub gets a week of free eye bleach
I saw Barefoot Cougars open for Lynyrd Skynyrd in '78. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 25, 2019 01:46 AM (cB5if) Posted by: Miklosius de minimis at August 25, 2019 01:46 AM (QzkSJ) 549
I should note that the whole shebang, casino barge and concert hall, did not survive the fury of hurricane Katrina in 2005.
It was a time of great suckage. Posted by: GnuBreed at August 25, 2019 01:47 AM (Z4rgH) 550
I liked Barefoot Cougars better when they were still playing as "L 7".
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 25, 2019 01:47 AM (ykYG2) 551
Why did the Greek speaking Byzantines use Roman numerals?
Because they had pretensions of still being Romans. They were running a "Senate" with that latin name at least as far as Constans II. And they called their horse troops "cavalry". Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 25, 2019 01:49 AM (ykYG2) 552
> https://youtu.be/oM8_hTdP4WA?t=512
Nice. Thanks, booknlass. Watched the intro, will watch the whole thing tomorrow. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 25, 2019 01:49 AM (cB5if) 553
I was at a KGB radio 101 concert
Also exist photographs and such, so to say, sensitive informations. Not for publics, no? Still waiting for promised microfilms. Posted by: Miklosov from KGB at August 25, 2019 01:49 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Miklos, mornin' Vic at August 25, 2019 01:51 AM (QzkSJ) 555
Rodrigo, that NH rally is so enjoyable. I just smile smile smile, watching the people waving and cheering.
The size of that crowd is encouraging to a lonely deplorable, you know? When I'm watching a rally, I'm in a different reality. Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 01:51 AM (xIKXj) 556
> Howard Johnson's Restaurants used to be famed in part, for their Orange Naugahyde upholstered booths.
Thinking of the "orange roof on Howard Johnson's outhouse" from Blazing Saddles. Another movie that could never, ever be made today. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 25, 2019 01:52 AM (cB5if) 557
> The size of that crowd is encouraging to a lonely deplorable, you know?
That it is. The enthusiasm at Trump rallies is just amazing. I've seen nothing like it at any of the Dem campaign events. If being stoked will do the job, we have 2020 in the bag. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 25, 2019 01:54 AM (cB5if) 558
...Still waiting for promised microfilms.
Posted by: Miklosov from KGB at August 25, 2019 01:49 AM (QzkSJ) My CIA agent injected them anally into your agent in San Francisco. Problem is, you didn't give a shit when your guy arrived in Moscow. And the whole damn project was flushed right down the toilet. ..... you might be able to salvage the microfilms if you dig up the leach field around Lenin's Tomb? /snrk Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2019 01:54 AM (QzJWU) 559
Miklos very few people ever seemed to get the "KGB" thing. Or make any jokes about it.
But not everyone in the area was internationally unaware. At an OTL [Over the Line - locally-invented form of 3-man beach softball] tournament in, probably, 1982, one team was named "Anwar Loves a Parade". Of course Sadat had been killed in October the year before. Always thought that gem was mostly pearls before swine with an OTL crowd, but who knows. Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2019 01:54 AM (QDnY+) 560
Romulus Augustulus was a joke though.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo You insult my father, ok, grand something father. Prepare to die. Posted by: Inigo Montoya Augustulus XXIV at August 25, 2019 01:55 AM (QzkSJ) 561
> Because they had pretensions of still being Romans.
Better than the barbarians that had become "emperors" f the Western empire, though. At least they retained the trappings of civilization, even though they did become pretty effete toward the end. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 25, 2019 01:55 AM (cB5if) Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at August 25, 2019 01:56 AM (QzkSJ) 563
555 Rodrigo, that NH rally is so enjoyable. I just smile smile smile, watching the people waving and cheering.
The size of that crowd is encouraging to a lonely deplorable, you know? When I'm watching a rally, I'm in a different reality. Posted by: booknlass at Agreed. Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2019 01:56 AM (BLFnH) 564
550 I liked Barefoot Cougars better when they were still playing as "L 7".
I saw Barefoot Cougars open for The Contractions at some dyke bar south of Market around 1982. (everything but the Barefoot Cougars part is fact, and SoMa dyke bars were fun.) Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 01:57 AM (8erNz) 565
@ Rhomboid.
I have introduced Over the Line to the local Adult Softball community. With links to Fiesta Island festivities. They are.... considering this. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2019 01:58 AM (QzJWU) Posted by: Miklos from CCCP1, Hey Georgi! at August 25, 2019 01:58 AM (QzkSJ) 567
Did you see POTUS use AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" before he came out at the rally in NH?
although there's better video that shows the whole stadium, this is qued up for you, by me https://youtu.be/oM8_hTdP4WA?t=512 Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 01:44 AM (xIKXj) The rate he's going he should use Manowar's Black wind, fire, and steel. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 25, 2019 01:59 AM (9Om/r) 568
With links to Fiesta Island festivities.
They are.... considering this. More information, please. Posted by: Friends of Jeffrey Epstein at August 25, 2019 02:00 AM (QzkSJ) 569
speaking of dyke bars, once I went partying with friends, when I was around 20, and I was approached by a woman, AND a man, separately.
turns out they were in a relationship together. and my answer was no, thank you. weirdness! Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 02:00 AM (xIKXj) 570
...Rodrigo, that NH rally is so enjoyable. I just smile smile smile, watching the people waving and cheering.
The size of that crowd is encouraging to a lonely deplorable, you know? When I'm watching a rally, I'm in a different reality. Posted by: booknlass at Agreed. Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2019 01:56 AM (BLFnH) Realize first, that this rally was held in a place that SHOULD be "our" territory, but due to MA influx, is about 50/50 "enemy" territory. Population in MH is minuscule. This rally was a HUGE thing there, far beyond a mere ability to describe. But. Huge. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2019 02:01 AM (QzJWU) 571
Back in the 8Os, I think, ABC offered to cover the OTL tournament, but insisted the team names be cleaned up. There were no rules, and obscene names made up about half the entries [was always amusing to hear a normal toned voice announce over the PA "Suppository Ramming Company meets Smegma Addicts on court 8 at 1PM"].
The offer was laughed off, of course. Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2019 02:01 AM (QDnY+) 572
Ah Berserker, you could tell POTUS about them. He probably would use them.
POTUS is a rocker. did you see him and the FL walking hand in hand down the Lincoln Memorial steps on Inauguration Day to the Stones "Heart of Stone"? i could. not. believe. it. Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 02:03 AM (xIKXj) Posted by: Miklos, speaking from unimpeachable ignorance at August 25, 2019 02:03 AM (QzkSJ) 574
Realize first, that this rally was held in a place
that SHOULD be "our" territory, but due to MA influx, is about 50/50 "enemy" territory. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2019 02:01 AM (QzJWU) Frigging Massholes. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 25, 2019 02:04 AM (9Om/r) 575
:lol
Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 02:04 AM (xIKXj) 576
rhomboid.
We've emailed 'bout chowin' on pizza up in Little Italy on India St. Add OTL lore the conversation, and I fear we will have to summon EMS to clear our choking airways. Uncontrollable laughter, and all. I don't EVEN need to esplain. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2019 02:06 AM (QzJWU) 577
569 speaking of dyke bars, once I went partying with friends, when I was around 20, and I was approached by a woman, AND a man, separately.
turns out they were in a relationship together. and my answer was no, thank you. weirdness! A very good friend of mine back in the college days had a very good female friend who, to use the Robin Williams line, wore comfortable shoes. They did, in fact, approach women together and after suitable chat suggest one or the other. Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 02:08 AM (8erNz) Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 02:11 AM (xIKXj) 579
POTUS is a rocker. did you see him and the FL walking hand in hand down the Lincoln Memorial steps on Inauguration Day to the Stones "Heart of Stone"? i could. not. believe. it. Posted by: booknlass at Au I was unemployed and kidlet had that day off. We had never seen a live Inauguration. It was spectacular. Snowy day with covefee and Irish creme. I watched all day. Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2019 02:13 AM (BLFnH) 580
Salad days...the girlfriend I consoled when she didn't get into Harvard B-school, and who dumped me after I didn't want to do anal on a hillside in Marin...ah yes, youth.
I think it's time for bed before I go any further with this. Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 02:14 AM (8erNz) 581
At this moment, I have the most beautiful female, the blackest six pound kitty of the quasi Persian persuasion you have ever seen, walking onto my lap and telling me in no uncertain terms.
Bedtime, Daddy. I am powerless to disobey. Hasta la nite nite, Horde! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2019 02:16 AM (QzJWU) Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 25, 2019 02:16 AM (9Om/r) 583
Well, I am going to call it a night, too. Be well, horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2019 02:16 AM (PDeg8) 584
AOP you never responded to my question about what vintage Panhard!
Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 02:16 AM (8erNz) 585
Robin Williams being mentioned reminded me of one more, and then I'm off.
In 1982, the PLO was besieged in Beirut by Israel and Lebanese adversaries. In the end an evacuation was of Arafat and a few hundred of his "fighters" was agreed to and guaranteed by us, but during the siege, high drama blah blah blah. Friend was living in San Francisco at the time. He said he was in line at some popular restaurant at the time, on Union Street, and Robin Williams [who lived nearby in the Seacliff area - unless that was later] came in, saw the wait, then yelled out "Arafat, table for 8OO!" with a mischievous smile, and walked out. Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2019 02:17 AM (QDnY+) 586
Infidel, wasn't it grand? His speech, especially when he spoke of giving the power back to the American people, and about God, thrilled me, and brought thankful tears to my eyes.
he's an answered prayer. still is. Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 02:17 AM (xIKXj) 587
sweet dreams, Jim and Alberta Oil
Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 02:19 AM (xIKXj) 588
Friend was living in San Francisco at the time. He said he was in line at some popular restaurant at the time, on Union Street, and Robin Williams [who lived nearby in the Seacliff area - unless that was later] came in, saw the wait, then yelled out "Arafat, table for 8OO!" with a mischievous smile, and walked out.
Can you imagine what that'd get you these days? I'm still trying to understand just why Shultz did that. I know the Mideast wasn't exactly a Reagan priority, but letting them bug out to Tunis was in the longer term an own-goal. Okay, enough. One last linky, the one where Iggy Pop finally made some money: https://youtu.be/6bLOjmY--TA Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 02:21 AM (8erNz) 589
AOP you never responded to my question about what vintage Panhard!
Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 02:16 AM (8erNz) Sorry, it is a 1962 model PL17, four door sedan. The rear doors are hinged at the front, like modern cars. Earlier PL17's had the rear doors hinged at the rear, "suicide" style. And this car is a "Tigre" with bigger, more powerful engine, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2019 02:21 AM (PDeg8) 590
Almost 8:30 AM in Budapest.
Shrimping here later today. Must...to...sleep.... *whisky in the jar* Must...to...sleep... *whisky still in the jar* Must..... Posted by: Miklos, highly conflicted at August 25, 2019 02:23 AM (QzkSJ) 591
Sorry, it is a 1962 model PL17, four door sedan. The rear doors are hinged at the front, like modern cars. Earlier PL17's had the rear doors hinged at the rear, "suicide" style.
And this car is a "Tigre" with bigger, more powerful engine, too. You bastard, now I've got to start looking this up... Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 02:25 AM (8erNz) Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 02:25 AM (xIKXj) 593
Berserker, that was a wild video of "Freddyson". I like the picture when he's on the throne and his eyes are sorta glazy or different. steely?
Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 02:26 AM (xIKXj) 594
he's an answered prayer. still is.
Posted by: booknlass at Yes, and with that I'm out. Shower and bed. Be good horde. Posted by: Infidel at August 25, 2019 02:28 AM (BLFnH) 595
ah nighty night, Miklos
Thank you. Advice taken. *compromises by putting away the whisky and lighting a cigar, while promising self to only smoke half* Posted by: Miklos, content at the Buddha, and somewhat slimmer at August 25, 2019 02:28 AM (QzkSJ) 596
this is my favorite Trump video, besides the one I shared a few days ago from Les Miserables
https://youtu.be/Kn9Xsmj942E all your base belong to us Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 02:29 AM (xIKXj) 597
You bastard, now I've got to start looking this up...
For my second apology this thread, searching 'Panhard' indicates that you had described the car earlier... A BMW 1100 boxer powered Panhard PL17 could be a hell of an interesting vintage-rally-oddball car were you willing to go down that road. Anyway, maybe tomorrow night. Posted by: JEM at August 25, 2019 02:34 AM (8erNz) 598
goodnight dear Infidel
Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 02:35 AM (xIKXj) 599
Now, years after hearing about the "real" reason that Russian female lawyer was in our country while she and Fusion GPS tried to entrap Kushner and DJT Jr in a supposed opposition dirt thing, as being some "Magnitsky act" I just found one hell of an explanation of the thing, if you're interested
https://tinyurl.com/yagtadwh Bill Browder's Testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee (at the "Atlantic") Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 03:23 AM (xIKXj) 600
Displaced young mountain lions are a real, tangible, worsening threat. City folks that think otherwise need to come visit.
---- Oh, I'll take your word for it. Posted by: Dirk the Daring at August 25, 2019 03:36 AM (6IbH/) 601
Displaced young mountain lions are a real, tangible, worsening threat. City folks that think otherwise need to come visit.
Posted by: TransNic Moron at August 25, 2019 12:15 AM (w3OLr) Charlie's just a lonesome cougar searching for a good WiFi connection to access his phone app's 'Lonesome Cougars.com'. Charlie's just looking to hook up. As someone else mentioned, Charlie really needs to go to Florida for that. Posted by: RickZ at August 25, 2019 04:19 AM (Y8PSl) 602
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson 603
56 degrees going up to 74 just outside the wire of The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor a lovely October day at this pace there will be a foot of snow on the ground by the end of October global warming, my ass
Posted by: AltonJackson 604
it's dead, Jim Posted by: Bones McCoy at August 25, 2019 05:21 AM (KCxzN) Posted by: booknlass at August 25, 2019 05:45 AM (xIKXj) 606
603
56 degrees going up to 74 just outside the wire of The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor a lovely October day at this pace there will be a foot of snow on the ground by the end of October global warming, my ass Posted by: AltonJackson The MiMoMe & Emporium is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, Michigan details soon at August 25, 2019 04:59 AM (KCxzN) ------------------------------- For all the talk about July being the warmest in history, or whatever, August has been on the cool side. I don't think we've had a chance to use the pool at all this month (maybe one or two days at the beginning of the month). And this is usually our hottest month of the year. Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 25, 2019 05:46 AM (Zbbka) 607
For the last 3 days the pool and lake water has been warmer than the air temps.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 25, 2019 05:48 AM (qJeBn) 608
Oh, and good morning 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 25, 2019 05:48 AM (qJeBn) 609
Good Morning Morons; Just about time for Krak.
Posted by: Vic at August 25, 2019 05:51 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Sharkman at August 25, 2019 05:52 AM (6qa8a) 611
For all the talk about July being the warmest in
history, or whatever, August has been on the cool side. I don't think we've had a chance to use the pool at all this month (maybe one or two days at the beginning of the month). And this is usually our hottest month of the year. Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 25, 2019 05:46 AM (Zbbka) All that talk of July being the hottest in history is BS from the lying asshole trying to push the AGW scam. Posted by: Vic at August 25, 2019 05:58 AM (mpXpK) 612
By my records 2016 was the hottest July since 2008 when I started keeping records.
Posted by: Vic at August 25, 2019 05:59 AM (mpXpK) 613
599 booknlass:
that article on browder and the magnitsky act is an eye-opener. it exposes corruption in russia and helps illuminate the attempt to entrap the trump campaign by fusion. but above al it shows what a ruthless gangster putin is. chilling. and shocking if true. recommended. "browder testimony the atlantic" Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 25, 2019 06:14 AM (Pg+x7) 614
... thanks for the post.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 25, 2019 06:15 AM (Pg+x7) 615
... a bit hard to believe putin takes 50% from all the oligarchs, stashes the money in the west and is worth $200 billion, making him by far the richest man in the world.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 25, 2019 06:20 AM (Pg+x7) 616
https://tinyurl.com/yagtadwh
Bill Browder's Testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee (at the "Atlantic") Posted by: booknlass Excellent find, excellent read, Booknlass. Very informative summation and chronology of the crimes that necessitated the Magnitsky Act. Posted by: A Raging Optimist at August 25, 2019 06:26 AM (2mR8f) 617
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Posted by: poker at August 25, 2019 08:41 AM (oKVDk) 618
Trump is going insane
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