The Guardian: Leftist Women Are Stupid, Irrational, Demon-Bothered Borderline-Insane People Who Should Not Have the Right to Vote

Well, at least that's how I read the subtext of this article about leftist women deciding to just go completely bonkers and embrace a silly myth that not even older children believe in.

You see, they've decided to rebel against Trump by becoming... witches.

Monsters, men and magic: why feminists turned to witchcraft to oppose Trump
Whether it's hexing the president, chatting in WhatsApp covens or featuring in TV reboots, radicalised women have been finding strength in the ancient pagan arts

"This is the time for getting scary," the writer Andi Zeisler told Elle magazine on the eve of the 2017 Women's March. "We need to go full witch."
At the dawn of the Trump administration, witches were suddenly everywhere in the US. Neo-pagans used blogs and social media to circulate popular rituals for hexing Brock Turner (who served less than three months in jail after he was convicted of sexual assualt), the supreme court justice Brett Kavanaugh (accused of sexual assault, which he denies), and Donald Trump himself. The Trump curse was enacted by thousands of people, including the singer Lana Del Rey. "I'm a witch and I'm hunting you," declared Lindy West in the New York Times...
"Because WITCH actions could be done with a small group and were both fun and political, they quickly spread around the country. Boston women hexed bars. [Washington] DC women hexed the presidential inauguration. Chicago women zapped everything," Jo Freeman wrote in her reckoning of the [neo-fake-witch] movement. The subversive idea that powered both the witch-hunts and the 1990s wave of teen witches -- the idea that, by gathering together and hostaing plots, women might obtain heretofore unthinkable power –--has also fuelled much feminist organising throughout history. Men were right to be worried. Feminists weren't literally going to steal their dicks and hide them in trees, as medieval witches were said to do, but that did turn out to be a surprisingly apt metaphor for their work.

They seem proud of that.

Starhawk's 1979 book The Spiral Dance quickly became the premier text for self-taught witches. As seen through Starhawk's anarchist, ecofeminist lens, witchcraft was not just a way to acquire magical powers, but was a deeply political act. "The word witch carries so many negative connotations that people wonder why we use it at all," she wrote. "Yet to reclaim the word witch is to reclaim our right, as women, to be powerful; as men, to know the feminine within as divine." Some trashed The Spiral Dance for being a new age self-help manual disguised as a radical manifesto; others complained that it smeared its far-left feminist agenda all over what was supposed to be a spiritual text. Either way, The Spiral Dance sold vastly more copies than your average book on feminism, and had a far greater impact.

Yes, because feminists are stupid and crazy and willing to believe anything that flatters and "empowers" them.

...

But the old, dark power – the choice to worship something other than patriarchy's gods, to reject and read backward the narratives of the dominant culture -- was still there. The Trump administration represented a breaking point for many women....

The witch lives between dark and daylight, the safely settled village and the wild unknown of the woods beyond. The backlash years of the early 21st century revealed to many women something we had always suspected: we had never belonged to that daylight world. We had tried; we had worked; we had been loyal to the rules and values of society as we knew it....
If the village didn't want us, we might as well head out into the woods.
There is a fire on the horizon. You can see it burning, out on the edges of the world. The violence we have survived can be our guide to what needs to change. The fire that burned the witches can be the fire that lights our way. Our power is waiting for us, out in forbidden spaces, beyond the world of men. Step forward and claim it. Step forward into the boundless and female dark.

From Sargon, who ridicules this lunacy.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:17 PM

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1 Fredo!

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 13, 2019 12:18 PM (P1AAi)

2 Bitches be crazy.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at August 13, 2019 12:18 PM (/5WQL)

3 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 13, 2019 12:18 PM (0zxDH)

4 Wow I actually agree with the Guardian on something, now to read the content.

Posted by: Someguy at August 13, 2019 12:19 PM (yOykd)

5 Step forward into the boundless and female dark.

Yeah, most men already spend much of their lives trying to do just that.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 12:19 PM (T6t7i)

6 Wow, that's a bold statement. Bold but true

Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at August 13, 2019 12:19 PM (T9rmq)

7 I nooded

Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at August 13, 2019 12:20 PM (T9rmq)

8 Somebody tell them that by killing themselves they can come back as a creature with far more powers ... with the added benefit of putting themselves (and, more importantly, me) out of our misery.

Posted by: ShainS -- find me at 88 Shades of Spades HQ at August 13, 2019 12:20 PM (WqPYg)

9 To all the Fredo Cucks out their defending Fredo Cuomo today: You would be hounded out of a job and your home attacked by Antifa if you did what Fredo did last night!

Be better! #TheMoreYouKnow

Posted by: David "Fredo Cuck" French at August 13, 2019 12:21 PM (jY1B4)

10 You see, they've decided to rebel against Trump by becoming... witches.

Becoming?

What?
Oh, WITCHES. Never mind.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 12:21 PM (T6t7i)

11 Wait, people on the left are crazy and stupid? That's news to me!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2019 12:21 PM (19g6/)

12 "The word of the day is 'subtext.'" -- Groucho

Posted by: ShainS -- find me at 88 Shades of Spades HQ at August 13, 2019 12:21 PM (WqPYg)

13 RIOT POLICE STORM HKG
VIDEO
BATTLE FOR FREEDOM
TRUMP SILENT

Drudge headline? Trump Silent?
TRUMP TRUMP TRIMP

Drudge is an asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 13, 2019 12:21 PM (p0A33)

14 Burnout is the number one reason witches stop working.

Posted by: Salem Sergeant At Arms at August 13, 2019 12:21 PM (gAXBD)

15 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2019 12:21 PM (l9mVC)

16 I believe it was the sage Ol' Dirty Bastard that once noted, "bitches be crazy!"

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 13, 2019 12:22 PM (IWZO4)

17 If they all looked as good as Elizabeth Montgomery I could put up with it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 12:22 PM (JUOKG)

18 They've been binge-watching The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina the Teenage Witch on Netflix way too much.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 12:22 PM (NWiLs)

19 If women had not gotten the right to vote then Ob+Mao would not have been elected...but we might have been stuck with Mittens.

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2019 12:22 PM (IO8Xt)

20 "Women Are Stupid, Irrational, Demon-Bothered Borderline-Insane People Who Should Not Have the Right to Vote"

FIFY.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 12:22 PM (mk9aG)

21 Monsters, men and magic: why feminists turned to witchcraft to oppose Trump

Another one of those 'news stories' that simply isn't happening.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 12:22 PM (oVJmc)

22 Hong Kong is started to look like Walmart on Black Friday.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 12:22 PM (gAXBD)

23 As yes, they have all mastered the spell Winegardium Drinkiosa!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 13, 2019 12:23 PM (oZ6kz)

24 Darnit- I gotta read the comments before commenting. Sorry.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 13, 2019 12:23 PM (IWZO4)

25 Play stupid games.....

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 12:23 PM (utT6Q)

26 OT: Fredo

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 12:23 PM (786Ro)

27 Never go full witch.

Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at August 13, 2019 12:23 PM (OIaC2)

28 Drudge is an asshole
Posted by: Nevergiveup
........

This is not news..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 13, 2019 12:23 PM (438dO)

29 SCREAM AND LEAP!

17
If they all looked as good as Elizabeth Montgomery I could put up with it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019
*
*
. . .
Yes indeed. Or Nicole and Sandra Bullock in Practical Magic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 12:23 PM (ClOmq)

30 "This is the time for getting scary," the writer Andi Zeisler told Elle magazine on the eve of the 2017 Women's March. "We need to go full witch."

LOL.

But I do long for the good, old days when paralytic hysteria was the fashionable female mental illness.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 12:23 PM (nmtEZ)

31 "This is the time for getting scary," the writer Andi Zeisler told Elle magazine on the eve of the 2017 Women's March. "We need to go full witch."

Can we burn her?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 12:24 PM (4RRDi)

32 Western white women are just so oppressed. How do they even manage?

Posted by: brak at August 13, 2019 12:24 PM (f3PaL)

33 The Guardian: Leftist Women Are Stupid, Irrational, Demon-Bothered Borderline-Insane People Who Should Not Have the Right to Vote
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We rate this as true.

Posted by: The Babylon Bee at August 13, 2019 12:24 PM (D2Pr1)

34
Hong Kong

THIS is why we need a 30 rd mag for our ARs.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 13, 2019 12:24 PM (8XRCm)

35 Expecto Die-Aloneus!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 13, 2019 12:24 PM (oZ6kz)

36 The party of science strikes again!
Pro tip: If confronted by a witch or wizard poke them in the eye.
Hard to be frightened of someone you just piked in the eye.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at August 13, 2019 12:24 PM (FXmGD)

37 Second look at the 19th Amendment?

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2019 12:24 PM (oFcdC)

38 "This is the time for getting scary," the writer Andi Zeisler told Elle magazine on the eve of the 2017 Women's March. "We need to go full witch."

She 'urned me into a newt. But I got better.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 12:24 PM (4RRDi)

39 Do witches get burned or tossed off the roof in the Caliphate? Not sure how it works under Sharia law.

Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2019 12:24 PM (DDeWs)

40 31 "This is the time for getting scary," the writer Andi Zeisler told Elle magazine on the eve of the 2017 Women's March. "We need to go full witch."

Can we burn her?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 12:24 PM (4RRDi)

What do you burn beside witches?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM (NWiLs)

41 "This is the time for getting scary," the writer Andi Zeisler told Elle magazine on the eve of the 2017 Women's March. "We need to go full witch."

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*goddammit*

~Christine ODonnell

Posted by: fixerupper at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)

42 Fuck them. No, not literally!

Posted by: Baracka O at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM (eAZVt)

43 I remember in 1988, when Dukakis picked Bentson to be his running mate, the Dems all went crazy: "We've got the Massachusetts - Texas connection again!"

That was when I realized that the Dems really, truly believed in magical thinking. That if they just wore the right pair of underwear, the right socks, and the right tie, everything they wanted would happen.

They lost any remaining respect I might have had for them.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM (19g6/)

44 But enough about Chris Cuomo!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM (NoKAc)

45 17 If they all looked as good as Elizabeth Montgomery I could put up with it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 12:22 PM (JUOKG)

Or Veronica Lake in "So I Married A Witch", which is the basis for Bewitched.

Veronica Lake was a smoking nymph, running around in pajamas and no bra.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM (gAXBD)

46 The mentally ill used to get put away somewhere. Now they join the Democratic Party and brag about their insanity.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM (II6Oo)

47
Feminists weren't literally going to steal their dicks and hide them in trees, as medieval witches were said to do, but that did turn out to be a surprisingly apt metaphor for their work.

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Hiding dicks in trees.

I told you I was a feminist.

Posted by: Weinstein at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM (AzW6q)

48 At the dawn of the Trump administration, witches were suddenly everywhere in the US.

This writer should be in the Bulwer-Lytton contest.

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM (786Ro)

49 >> Do witches get burned or tossed off the roof in the Caliphate? Not sure how it works under Sharia law

They don't get shoes.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM (IVoO9)

50 Seriously folks. This isnt any kind of reach for these imbeciles. Everything they believe is a fucking made up fairytale.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM (utT6Q)

51 Felis multitudinous!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM (NWiLs)

52 But I do long for the good, old days when paralytic hysteria was the fashionable female mental illness.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

You're not fooling anyone, you know. You just want to be the one applying the treatment.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM (T6t7i)

53 If they all looked as good as Elizabeth Montgomery I could put up with it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

But they all look and sound like Endora.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM (4RRDi)

54 There was a saying in Victorian times basically about how you should not educate your daughter. The principle being that women are nothing but trouble if they are educated and everyone is just better off if they are ignorant and confused by deeper things and leave it to men.

Now, I think that's a pile of crap and if I had a daughter I'd teach her everything I knew and hope she surpassed me.

But there are times, events that sometimes make me understand at least where they were coming from, even if I disagree.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

55 Thins kinda explains the "Handmaid's Tale" obsession?

These women are craving something other than Christianity, so they're reaching out for witchcraft.
Idiots?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM (bDqIh)

56

I thought SCIENCE said there is no such thing as a witch?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 12:26 PM (aKsyK)

57 The Trump administration represented a breaking point for many women....

You don't say ...

It is obvious that a lot of them are broken, but Trump didn't have anything to do with that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 12:26 PM (nmtEZ)

58 >> the idea that, by gathering together and hatching plots, women might obtain heretofore unthinkable power

The power of concurrent menstruation compels you!

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 12:26 PM (IVoO9)

59 What do you burn beside witches?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM (NWiLs)

*takes long toke*
*exhales*

Posted by: Stoner at August 13, 2019 12:26 PM (DDeWs)

60 ...waves wand... "Fredo Expelliarmus!!!"

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 13, 2019 12:26 PM (CQ3Qb)

61 radicalised women have been finding strength in the ancient pagan arts

These are infantilized women throwing temper tantrums.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 12:26 PM (DCYln)

62 Boil Brew Toil and Bubble, looks to me like Fredo's in Trouble

Posted by: Sphynx at August 13, 2019 12:26 PM (rXie1)

63 56

I thought SCIENCE said there is no such thing as a witch?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 12:26 PM (aKsyK)

Either one can blind you.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 12:26 PM (NWiLs)

64 You want Elizabeth Montgomery as your witch.

You'll get Bette Midler.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2019 12:27 PM (ptqGC)

65 These so-called journalists can make anything sound hip, fascinating and cool.

How about:

Adult Things Don't Work Against Trump So Brainless Dolts Turn to "Magic"

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 12:27 PM (99nab)

66 Dana Loesch
@DLoesch

With one Tweet POTUS explains how red flag laws can and will be abused.

Dana Loesch Retweeted Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Would Chris Cuomo be given a Red Flag for his recent rant? Filthy language and a total loss of control. He shouldn't be allowed to have any weapon. He's nuts!

8:00 AM - 13 Aug 2019

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Allahpundit
@allahpundit

In which the president blows up the legislative push for red-flag laws in one tweet

Allahpundit Retweeted Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Would Chris Cuomo be given a Red Flag for his recent rant? Filthy language and a total loss of control. He shouldn't be allowed to have any weapon. He's nuts!

7:05 AM - 13 Aug 2019

Posted by: David "Fredo Cuck" French at August 13, 2019 12:27 PM (jY1B4)

67 What do you burn beside witches?
Posted by: Insomniac

Chili with carrots!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 12:27 PM (4RRDi)

68 >> the idea that, by gathering together and hatching plots, women might obtain heretofore unthinkable power

Because women get along famously.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 12:27 PM (IVoO9)

69 "Felis multitudinous!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM (NWiLs)"

Netflixus Bingeus! Pintus Icecreamus! Lacrimum!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 13, 2019 12:27 PM (oZ6kz)

70 20 "Women Are Stupid, Irrational, Demon-Bothered Borderline-Insane People Who Should Not Have the Right to Vote"

FIFY.
Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 12:22 PM (mk9aG)

Hey! Not all of us are insane.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2019 12:27 PM (Ez6QX)

71 I truly believe there have ALWAYS been these lunatics (actually, completely obvious as even they acknowledge it). All this crap just gets a lot more eyeballs on it because of the internet.

The people who say take a break from the internet are half right and half wrong. I would have hated to miss 9/11 for several days; I would have hated to miss the Epstein death for several days. But this??? This I really don't need to either see nor care about.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 13, 2019 12:27 PM (aW5/6)

72 You've got to pick up every stitch!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 12:27 PM (+y/Ru)

73 I always like how people say they are gonna reclaim or own a word. Cracks me up that they themselves are gonna change society by reclaiming a word. These witches need to learn the lesson of ......

Fredo!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 13, 2019 12:27 PM (r+sAi)

74 Whether it's hexing the president, chatting in WhatsApp covens or featuring in TV reboots, radicalised women have been finding ~~strength~~escape in the ancient pagan arts
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FIFT.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 12:27 PM (DuZls)

75 Drudge headline? Trump Silent?
TRUMP TRUMP TRIMP
Drudge is an asshole
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 13, 2019 12:21 PM

TRUMP SILENT, TRUMP DEEP

Posted by: Hands at August 13, 2019 12:27 PM (786Ro)

76 53 If they all looked as good as Elizabeth Montgomery I could put up with it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

But they all look and sound like Endora.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM (4RRDi)

Bette Midler with the nose appliance

Posted by: Sphynx at August 13, 2019 12:27 PM (rXie1)

77 If they all looked as good as Elizabeth Montgomery I could put up with it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

But they all look and sound like Endora.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 12:25 PM

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And that right there is the problem.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 13, 2019 12:28 PM (JUOKG)

78 Hey! Not all of us are insane.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 13, 2019 12:27 PM (Ez6QX)

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Maybe..... but you all are carriers...

Posted by: fixerupper at August 13, 2019 12:28 PM (8XRCm)

79 She's a witch! Burn her!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 12:28 PM (t6MX/)

80 You're not fooling anyone, you know. You just want to be the one applying the treatment.

"I was massaging her womb!"
--Guy in The Road to Wellville

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 12:28 PM (KZzsI)

81 In the famous words of John Ward:

"Skip!"

Posted by: fly gal at August 13, 2019 12:28 PM (8TdcF)

82 "This is the time for getting scary," the writer Andi Zeisler told Elle magazine on the eve of the 2017 Women's March. "We need to go full ~~witch~~."

Fixed it...I think.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 12:28 PM (axyOa)

83 They're gonna need a bigger broom

Posted by: Hillary! at August 13, 2019 12:28 PM (786Ro)

84
Where did the Bad Orange Man touch Matt Drudge?

Posted by: Sphynx at August 13, 2019 12:28 PM (rXie1)

85 In Russia, witch burns you.

Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2019 12:28 PM (DDeWs)

86 An 'ooo! Look how scary Drumpf is!' pastiche. Like all the liberals who can't sleep, who have more miscarriages, who have all these mythical ulcers, all these phony traumas, who come together and nod along with some reporter who wants to write an anti-Trump story.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 12:28 PM (oVJmc)

87 https://cbsn.ws/2MggxRc
*******
Shrieking heard from Jeffrey Epstein's jail cell the morning he died

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 12:28 PM (BqBId)

88 We live in a singularly stupid age.

Posted by: Caliban at August 13, 2019 12:28 PM (QE8X6)

89 Allahpundit
@allahpundit

In which the president blows up the legislative push for red-flag laws in one tweet

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Aw, crap. With AP's unbroken track record of being wrong about 100% of the things, this means it'll probably pass the Senate by the end of the month.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 12:28 PM (AzW6q)

90 They don't actually gain any power from what they are doing, because magic is not real.

Posted by: Baracka O at August 13, 2019 12:28 PM (eAZVt)

91 Witches quickly find out that a Hitachi magic wand doesn't actually do magic.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 13, 2019 12:28 PM (oZ6kz)

92 Damnit.

"This is the time for getting scary," the writer Andi Zeisler told Elle magazine on the eve of the 2017 Women's March. "We need to go full ~~witch~~ bitch."

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 12:29 PM (axyOa)

93 I'm all for burning Feminists at the stake.

Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2019 12:29 PM (gmo/4)

94 A related story I saw on Insty yesterday:"No me,no machines,no meat":How a band of women trued to forge a female utopia

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/338715/

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2019 12:29 PM (l9mVC)

95 >>ou've got to pick up every stitch!

NICE - Stills and Kooper (Super Session)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnIFxKTxP5s

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 12:29 PM (IVoO9)

96 @ChrisComo

It aint the way I wanted it! I can handle things. I'm smart. Not like everybody says, like dumb. I'm smart and I want respect!

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 13, 2019 12:29 PM (N4xQB)

97 'Fredo' - Italian for 'Fred.'

Some racist insult.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 12:29 PM (oVJmc)

98 Repeal the 19th. That's when we really began the slide to the welfare state.

Posted by: abbynormal at August 13, 2019 12:29 PM (I849g)

99 "The Ancient Pagan Arts", i.e., chemically inducing abortions, infanticide, cursing people who disagree with you, selling your soul to Moloch/Satan for power over others, etc.

In other words, the modern DemonRat Party.

The years may pass, but some things never change.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2019 12:29 PM (NoKAc)

100 Trump Silent?

He is on vacation, after all. Maybe he's 'indisposed' this morning.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 12:29 PM (DCYln)

101 Witches get stitches.

Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2019 12:29 PM (DDeWs)

102 Obviously they don't believe in Newt-onian physics.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 12:29 PM (AWqtp)

103 Witch hexing Trump: Science denier!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 12:29 PM (+y/Ru)

104 Bette Midler with the nose appliance
Posted by: Sphynx

That was an appliance?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 12:29 PM (4RRDi)

105 These women are craving something other than Christianity, so they're reaching out for witchcraft.

Religion and faith are an inevitable, unavoidable part of human character. Its written in our souls. No one is completely free of faith or religion, they just choose ones that aren't organized or widely recognized.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

106 @JonahGoldberg

Godfather III was the best of the series, and a canolli is a sandwich. Fight me!

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 13, 2019 12:30 PM (N4xQB)

107 Trump Silent?

He is on vacation, after all. Maybe he's 'indisposed' this morning.
Posted by: t-bird

Is Melania on vacay too?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 12:30 PM (4RRDi)

108 If it's not f'ing vampires, it's f'ing witches. And not even hot witches.

Feminists are just playing Dungeons and Dragons at this point.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 12:30 PM (1ISKN)

109 They did the same thing with the Tsarnevs. Make their "struggle" seem like this adorable yet fascinatingly verboten thing.

No. They were evil shit heads. .

This is why they work daily to corrupt the language. If language remains rational, it can be used to tell the truth. And the truth is like a stake to their tiny broken vacant charcoal hearts.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 12:30 PM (99nab)

110 Apparently, da weeeches have been at this for a while.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39090334

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at August 13, 2019 12:30 PM (4ceyg)

111 102
Obviously they don't believe in Newt-onian physics.

Posted by: Anna Puma

Ba-dum-bump

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 12:31 PM (T6t7i)

112 Wot's this all about then?

Posted by: Witchfinder General Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery Pulsifer at August 13, 2019 12:31 PM (NWiLs)

113 Trump Silent?

Jeez...it's like the media expects the President to be working inside their news cycle. Fu*kers.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2019 12:31 PM (axyOa)

114 People are crazy. I try to avoid them.

Posted by: Baracka O at August 13, 2019 12:31 PM (eAZVt)

115
As effective as sky-screaming, but less entertaining

They had one job, which was to make me laugh, and they're screwing that up, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2019 12:31 PM (AzW6q)

116 Nearly all of the neo-pagan movements out there are absurd and pathetic attempts to drape a few external trappings of ancient religion over a framework of entirely modern leftist, environmentalist, or new-age idiocy. They would seem incomprehensible and sacreligious to the people who actually worshipped those gods when the pagan faiths were still vital.
I go back and forth on whether Wicca/modern witchcraft, etc, are the least or most silly of these impostures, mainly because they barely bother to even ape anything that actually existed prior to the modern era. The pretension that they are accessing "ancient" wisdom inclines me towards "most silly, " though.

Posted by: Directrix Gazer at August 13, 2019 12:31 PM (8HQhs)

117 Speaking of witches . . .

Where's Hillary these days?

Posted by: Sphynx at August 13, 2019 12:31 PM (rXie1)

118 'Fredo' - Italian for 'Fred.'

Some racist insult.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

So. Fredo Flintstone.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 12:31 PM (4RRDi)

119 22 Hong Kong is started to look like Walmart on Black Friday.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 13, 2019 12:22 PM (gAXBD)

Probably with considerably less highly unfortunate spandex.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 13, 2019 12:32 PM (RD7QR)

120 Shrieking heard from Jeffrey Epstein's jail cell the morning he died
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 12:28 PM (BqBId)
---
He was just super-conflicted about the pain it took to kill himself!

You don't want to be called a "conspiracy theorist", do you, racist Nazi Nazi-racist?

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 12:32 PM (DuZls)

121 Whatever else the article may be, it's also the Guardian's passive-aggressive way of dismissing the existence of the supernatural in general, including Christianity.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 13, 2019 12:32 PM (nDO7M)

122
So...... if all the witches get together, will they sit on wiccan furniture?

Posted by: fixerupper at August 13, 2019 12:32 PM (8XRCm)

123 Malleus Mallificarum intensifies.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 13, 2019 12:32 PM (oZ6kz)

124 These women are going to be surprised by what happens when you actively pursue demonic power.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 13, 2019 12:32 PM (hr5kG)

125 Feminists weren't literally going to steal their dicks and hide them in
trees, as medieval witches were said to do, but that did turn out to be a
surprisingly apt metaphor for their work.

Is this a euphemism for medieval witches getting it on with wooden dildos? Sounds sticky.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 12:32 PM (t6MX/)

126 Just tell them to calm down.

That always works.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 13, 2019 12:32 PM (iB1oa)

127 The actor who played Fredo was born today.

The giant simulation in which we are all living is clearly on the fritz...or has a wicked sense of humor.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 12:32 PM (BqBId)

128
But they all look and sound like Endora.
Posted by: rickb223

She didn't look all that bad. But I'm an old man...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 12:32 PM (aKsyK)

129 >>Shrieking heard from Jeffrey Epstein's jail cell the morning he died

They said (autopsy) he was dead for hours.

Yeah. Overworked my ass.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 12:32 PM (IVoO9)

130 Where's Hillary these days?
Posted by: Sphynx at August 13, 2019 12:31 PM (rXie1)

----

Shopping for new bedsheets.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 13, 2019 12:33 PM (8XRCm)

131 'Fredo' - Italian for 'Fred.'

Some racist insult.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

So. Fredo Flintstone.
========
Yabba Dabba Do!

Posted by: It all ends in vowels at August 13, 2019 12:33 PM (zdy0U)

132 Nearly all of the neo-pagan movements out there are absurd and pathetic attempts to drape a few external trappings of ancient religion over a framework of entirely modern leftist, environmentalist, or new-age idiocy. They would seem incomprehensible and sacreligious to the people who actually worshipped those gods when the pagan faiths were still vital.

Posted by: Directrix Gazer at August 13, 2019 12:31 PM (8HQhs)
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Now, just think of the age--and the side--that symbolic Nazism came out of.

Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 12:33 PM (DuZls)

133 Trumpy bout to make Fredo the face of CNN. After making CNN the face of fake news.

After making fake news the face of the MSM.

After making the MSM the face of the Democrat Party.

He might just be kinda smart.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 12:33 PM (99nab)

134 That was an appliance?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 12:29 PM (4RRDi)

Coke vacuum.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 13, 2019 12:33 PM (2GhbK)

135 >>Feminists... literally going to steal their dicks and hide them in trees, as medieval witches were said to do, but that did turn out to be a surprisingly apt metaphor for their work.

Mourning Wood.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 12:33 PM (IVoO9)

136 Religion and faith are an inevitable, unavoidable part of human character. Its written in our souls. No one is completely free of faith or religion, they just choose ones that aren't organized or widely recognized.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

As soon as I was old enough to realize that man is programmed to have faith in something, I returned to Christ. Even if I'm wrong, faith in a benevolent God of redemption costs me nothing.

Faith in human institutions, on the other hand, is the most surefire way to cost yourself everything. Trust God, verify everything else.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 13, 2019 12:33 PM (J+mig)

137 87 https://cbsn.ws/2MggxRc
*******
Shrieking heard from Jeffrey Epstein's jail cell the morning he died
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 12:28 PM (BqBId)

Hillary flashed him her breasts while he was losing consciousness.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 13, 2019 12:33 PM (rXie1)

138
I posted a headline in ALL CAPS
TRUMP SILENT
WHY DON'T PEOPLE LIKE ME

Posted by: DRUDGE'S SIREN at August 13, 2019 12:33 PM (786Ro)

139 Where's Hillary these days?
Posted by: Sphynx at August 13, 2019 12:31 PM (rXie1)
_______________________

Liquor store.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2019 12:33 PM (1ISKN)

140 I guess 'Fredo' is an insult (to him) based upon some deep commitment he has to The Godfather. I wonder if there's any Harry Potter characters that will set him off, as well?

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 12:33 PM (C78No)

141 I'm not smaat, I'm dumb like people say.

Posted by: Fredo at August 13, 2019 12:34 PM (DuZls)

142 Greetings:

No, not witches, but only one letter is wrong.

Posted by: 11B40 at August 13, 2019 12:34 PM (evgyj)

143 As someone who knows a LOT of witches and neopagans, I can state that this article is basically total bullshit, just made-up fake news to generate clicks.

Here are the real facts:

-- There was absolutely ZERO increase in the number of witches when Trump got elected. None whatsoever. Was there a brief uptick in the number of fake-ass ignorant dabblers who did ridiculous fake-ass "hexing rituals" as part of some political get-togather after Trump won? Possibly. But those cringeworthy pretenders came and went and returned to their non-witch lives.

-- A lot of witches and covens have ALWAYS been solidly left-wing, and they're ALWAYS hexing or cursing conservative politicians and celebrities. They did it to Bush, they did it to Jerry Falwell, etc. etc. as far back as you want to go. It's not "news" that a bunch of feminist bozos put a "hex" on Trump; that's what they do and have always done.

-- Modern-day neo-pagans have been trying to "reclaim" the word "witch" since the 1950s, and endless declare success, and yet endlessly fail; to this day, for 98% of the population, "witch" has a negative connotation.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2019 12:34 PM (oFcdC)

144 And President Fredo had a birthday last week.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 12:34 PM (99nab)

145 The actor who played Fredo was born today.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 12:32 PM (BqBId)

To me, he'll always just be Al Pacino's sniveling tranny boyfriend who got a bullet in the forehead that the audience cheered.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 12:34 PM (nmtEZ)

146 that's just the cat fecal matter in their brains, talking

Posted by: Ched R Chze at August 13, 2019 12:35 PM (p11g/)

147 Shrieking heard from Jeffrey Epstein's jail cell the morning he died

========
The shrieking and shouting was coming from the guards who found him. Clickbait headlines . . .

Posted by: You want the truth? Ignore the headlines at August 13, 2019 12:35 PM (qKcHg)

148 https://cbsn.ws/2MggxRc
*******
Shrieking heard from Jeffrey Epstein's jail cell the morning he died

They moved Mel's Hole!

Posted by: Zombie Art Bell at August 13, 2019 12:35 PM (786Ro)

149 They said (autopsy) he was dead for hours.

Yeah. Overworked my ass.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 12:32 PM (IVoO9)

I like the "breathe Epstein! Breathe!!"
Yeah, boy that fooled 'em.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at August 13, 2019 12:35 PM (2GhbK)

150
Bette Midler with the nose appliance
Posted by: Sphynx

That was an appliance?
Posted by: rickb223

Can opener

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 12:35 PM (aKsyK)

151 To me, he'll always just be Al Pacino's sniveling tranny boyfriend who got a bullet in the forehead that the audience cheered.

-----

Mo Green. But he got it in the eye.

Fredo blew up while fishing.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 13, 2019 12:35 PM (8XRCm)

152 I got your something to worship right here....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 13, 2019 12:35 PM (CPk08)

153 Part of what the witchfinders used to do in the 1600s was to look for the "witches' mark," a spot that was insensitive to pain and proved they were bonded to Satan, or something.

I'd volunteer to probe the young Elizabeth Montgomery or Nicole Kidman for such a mark. Who's with me?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 12:35 PM (ClOmq)

154 Faith in human institutions, on the other hand, is the most surefire way to cost yourself everything. Trust God, verify everything else.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 13, 2019 12:33 PM (J+mig)
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Plus see your faith dwindle before your eyes as Man shows what he can do.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 12:36 PM (DuZls)

155 And while its an error to equate wiccans with Satanism (they are not Satan worshipers, they are more earth worshipers) there's a lot of Satanic stuff going on in the left these days. Spirit Cooking was just one glimpse, the child abuse, etc. I can practically smell the sulfur.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 12:36 PM (KZzsI)

156 If people want to embrace witchcraft it's their choice. If they're going to tell me that they embraced it because Christianity was terribly patriarchal they probably haven't investigated it enough. Greco-Roman embraced Christianity because women had more power in the community than they did in the surrounding cultures. Jesus hung around women and spoke to them intelligently and compassionately even when they challenged his perceptions about "unclean" women from "outside" groups. He took them seriously.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 12:36 PM (+0VWg)

157 For another take on witchcraft that is not Leftist agitprop that paints this mythical image of a witch that is almost as untrue as the hooked nose bit, read Sybil Leek's Diary of a Witch.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 12:36 PM (AWqtp)

158 No, not witches, but only one letter is wrong.
Posted by: 11B40

Watches?

Posted by: Bruce at August 13, 2019 12:36 PM (vd8XM)

159 Eye of newt and toe of frog
Outrage at writings on a blog
Stinky snizz and ugly hags
Always ready for to spazz!

Posted by: Modern Weird Sisters at August 13, 2019 12:36 PM (RD7QR)

160 I wouldn't do that if I were you ladies.

Posted by: Faust at August 13, 2019 12:36 PM (gmo/4)

161 Posted by: fixerupper at August 13, 2019 12:35 PM (8XRCm)

I'm talking about Dog Day Afternoon.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 12:36 PM (nmtEZ)

162 Russia recommends villagers leave area of accident as radiation levels spike
Russia's state weather service says radiation levels have risen by up to 16 times since last week after an explosion during a rocket engine test; Russia's state nuclear agency said 5 of its workers were killed in the blast

Ring a bell?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 13, 2019 12:36 PM (p0A33)

163 I dunno, becoming a witch seems like a natural progression to me.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at August 13, 2019 12:36 PM (JziUy)

164 Nahhh, this witch thing is cool. But I have to confess I'd be real skeered though if, maybe, one of 'em got hold of Thor's Hammer or something.

Posted by: Oh look there's a nazi squirrel at August 13, 2019 12:37 PM (64PZ4)

165 121 Whatever else the article may be, it's also the Guardian's passive-aggressive way of dismissing the existence of the supernatural in general, including Christianity.
Posted by: Anonymous

...

That Hideous Strength is prescient in the way it describes a combination of a humanistic ideology and demonic forces.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 13, 2019 12:37 PM (hr5kG)

166 158
No, not witches, but only one letter is wrong.

Posted by: 11B40

Watches?

Posted by: Bruce at August 13, 2019 12:36 PM (vd8XM)
Winches, dumbass.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 13, 2019 12:37 PM (CPk08)

167 >>why feminists turned to witchcraft to oppose Trump

It's a g*ddamned superpower, isn't it?
Trump is literally driving his enemies crazy.

I never imagined it would get this bananas.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 12:37 PM (bDqIh)

168 I'd volunteer to probe the young Elizabeth Montgomery or Nicole Kidman for such a mark. Who's with me?

This would require a thorough search, hours of painstaking exploration of every delicious inch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 12:37 PM (KZzsI)

169 Witchcraft is nothing more than the worship of yourself--that you have the power of a god.

It's not just a blasphemy, it's a mental illness.

So it's a two-fer on "catnip for crazy " counts.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 13, 2019 12:37 PM (k81AA)

170 I bet Fredo`s ass is sore from the fuckin he has been taking. I been around and I only wish I could get that kind of action.

Posted by: Cory 'drop top' Booker at August 13, 2019 12:37 PM (yhf6w)

171 I'm talking about Dog Day Afternoon.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 12:36 PM (nmtEZ)

----

...oh.....

*shuffles off whistling*

Posted by: fixerupper at August 13, 2019 12:37 PM (8XRCm)

172 The Trump curse was enacted by thousands of people, including the singer Lana Del Rey. "I'm a witch and I'm hunting you," declared Lindy West in the New York Times.

Also, they f'in love Science.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at August 13, 2019 12:37 PM (qc+VF)

173 So if witchcraft were real, why are all the witches fat ugly broads. Wouldn't they want to be beautiful?

Posted by: Faust at August 13, 2019 12:37 PM (gmo/4)

174 Ha! My plan is working! Now everyone will refer to me as "Fredo" forever! Ha ha!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo, Professor Numbnuts at August 13, 2019 12:37 PM (4Eo4+)

175 Several high-profile Senate Democrats warned the Supreme Court in pointed terms this week that it could face a fundamental restructuring if justices do not take steps to heal the court in the near future.

The ominous and unusual warning was delivered as part of a brief filed Monday in a case related to a New York City gun law. Sens. Sheldon Whitehouse, D-R.I., Richard Blumenthal, D-Conn., Mazie Hirono, D-Hawaii, Richard Durbin, D-Ill., and Kirsten Gillibrand, D-N.Y., referenced rulings by the court's conservative majority in claiming it is suffering from some sort of affliction which must be remedied.

The Left is out of control

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 13, 2019 12:38 PM (p0A33)

176 @allahpundit
In which the president blows up the legislative push for red-flag laws in one tweet----------

Proving even a broken clock is right every once in a while. That's EXACTLY what he did.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 12:38 PM (99nab)

177 Also, they f'in love Science.

high five

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 12:38 PM (KZzsI)

178 If I ascribed everything that negatively impacted me to The Matriarchy, I'd act like a complete loon, too.

Posted by: red speck at August 13, 2019 12:38 PM (6Krd7)

179 >>Russia recommends villagers leave area of accident as radiation levels spike Russia's state weather service says radiation levels have risen by up to 16 times since last week after an explosion during a rocket engine test;

Hey, Ivan - Why we testing the engine on an armed rocket?

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 12:38 PM (IVoO9)

180 The Left keeps embarrassing me as a woman.

The level of incessant "scrrreeeeee" this shit must take to make you come out publicly and make a fool of yourself. They have shitty lives but it's BECAUSE of the incessant "scrrreeee," it's the reason not the result. Seriously, get a hobby.

Posted by: dagny at August 13, 2019 12:38 PM (nRWPy)

181
Welcome to The View!
[camera slowly zooms in on Joy Behardt, Whoopie Goldberg, and Sunny Hostin]

[they are gathered around a burbling cauldron, chanting]

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches' mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg'd i the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,—
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2019 12:38 PM (LxqES)

182 No, not witches, but only one letter is wrong.

Posted by: 11B40

Watches?

Posted by: Bruce at August 13, 2019 12:36 PM (vd8XM)
Winches, dumbass.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 13, 2019 12:37 PM (CPk0

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*cough*
hitches
*cough*

Posted by: fixerupper at August 13, 2019 12:38 PM (8XRCm)

183 well, i'm now blocked on Twatter: i replied to Ana Navarro's bleating "defense" of Fredo Coumo with "Bimbo says what?"

and, in seconds, i got a demand for my cell phone number and to delete the tweet.

musta hit a nerve.

they ain't getting a phone number, so i guess the tweet stays up.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 13, 2019 12:38 PM (SXMRB)

184 124 - Texas Dan. Yes indeed. They will be quite surprised by what lies waiting for them in the dark.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at August 13, 2019 12:38 PM (IHo9d)

185 You're not a real witch until your vagina grows teeth.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 13, 2019 12:39 PM (vkS2Z)

186 So if witchcraft were real, why are all the witches fat ugly broads. Wouldn't they want to be beautiful?

I'd like to disagree with this and say its overbroad or insulting but... yeah pretty much. I know a buncha wiccans and while they're all sweet and nice they're not svelte or hot.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 12:39 PM (KZzsI)

187 Finally some clarity.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 12:39 PM (O5bec)

188 >>Bette Midler with the nose appliance

Apparently Midler is BFFs with. . . Ghislane Maxwell.
Certainly explains why she's been particularly shrill lately.

Can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 12:39 PM (bDqIh)

189 It's a g*ddamned superpower, isn't it?
Trump is literally driving his enemies crazy.

I never imagined it would get this bananas.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 12:37 PM (bDqIh)

It's a mass hysteria on a national scale.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 13, 2019 12:40 PM (J+mig)

190 I put a spell on you.

Posted by: Little Lupe at August 13, 2019 12:40 PM (vtcmf)

191 168
I'd volunteer to probe the young Elizabeth Montgomery or Nicole Kidman for such a mark. Who's with me?

This would require a thorough search, hours of painstaking exploration of every delicious inch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019
*
*
. . .
Well, sure. But I'm willing to make the sacrifice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 12:40 PM (ClOmq)

192 The Left keeps embarrassing me as a woman.

Nah, its no more embarrassing than Cuomo is to men.

We know there are crazy stupid and awful women and then great wonderful women. Sure, the awful outnumbers the great, but that's true of men, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 12:40 PM (KZzsI)

193 I like the Guardian's headline and am in full agreement.

Oh, that's not the *real* headline? Drat.

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2019 12:40 PM (xjiRE)

194 @175
Constitutional amendment to limit SCOTUS to 9.
Needed yesterday.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 13, 2019 12:40 PM (koNhm)

195 My 95 year old ex-army nurse mother has always said that giving women the right to vote ruined this country.

Posted by: Flatville Bill at August 13, 2019 12:40 PM (LpubL)

196 I'm old enough to remember when they ridiculed Christine O'Donnell for saying she wasn't a witch.

Posted by: Clean Up in Plan B at August 13, 2019 12:40 PM (4Eo4+)

197 Lefties were crazy before Trump. He's just exposed it.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 12:41 PM (99nab)

198 Perhaps Jeffry objected to being helped with his bedsheet necktie?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 12:41 PM (utT6Q)

199 My 95 year old ex-army nurse mother has always said that giving women the right to shoes ruined this country.
Posted by: Flatville Bill at August 13, 2019 12:40 PM (LpubL)

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FIXED

Posted by: fixerupper at August 13, 2019 12:41 PM (8XRCm)

200 >>Constitutional amendment to limit SCOTUS to 9.
Needed yesterday.

Shouldn't be necessary and it would be all but impossible to pass an amendment these days.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 12:42 PM (IVoO9)

201 Apparently Midler is BFFs with. . . Ghislane Maxwell.
Certainly explains why she's been particularly shrill lately.

Can't make this stuff up.
=========
Go re-watch Hocus Pocus (Disney Film, Of course)

Posted by: The truth, you can't handle the truth at August 13, 2019 12:42 PM (WK7IQ)

202 It's all about the feelz, baby.

Posted by: Little Lupe at August 13, 2019 12:42 PM (vtcmf)

203 Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 13, 2019 12:38 PM (p0A33)

Dems threatening my court?

Eh.

I'll sit this one out.

Posted by: ROBERTS at August 13, 2019 12:42 PM (MAstk)

204 Constitutional amendment to limit SCOTUS to 9.
Needed yesterday.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 13, 2019 12:40 PM (koNhm)

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Why.????

Half the population doesnt want to follow the Constitution anyway?

Posted by: fixerupper at August 13, 2019 12:42 PM (8XRCm)

205 And while its an error to equate wiccans with Satanism (they are not Satan worshipers, they are more earth worshipers) there's a lot of Satanic stuff going on in the left these days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 12:36 PM (KZzsI)
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That stuff rolls off my back. There are people out there who believe that Buddhists "worship Satan". There are Christians out there so happy in their little worldview that it would be a real task trying to convince them anything different--and of course, you wouldn't be a "real Christian".

I always tell them, I'll let Jesus decide.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 12:42 PM (DuZls)

206 As the old saying goes, if you don't believe in something, you'll believe anything.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 13, 2019 12:42 PM (J+mig)

207 Hey, Ivan - Why we testing the engine on an armed rocket?

Maybe they were testing a nuclear engine, which I think were for gentle acceleration once you get to deep space.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 12:42 PM (QrTqV)

208 Well witchcraft is a craft...so a shovel ready job.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 12:42 PM (O5bec)

209 What's the fuss about SCOTUS. Does anyone think for one minute that the current Justices will allow their votes to be diluted? Never happen.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 13, 2019 12:42 PM (CQ3Qb)

210 >>So if witchcraft were real, why are all the witches fat ugly broads. Wouldn't they want to be beautiful?

Bing Marina Abromovic, the spirit cooking artist who lives in upstate New York. She was attractive when younger.

Not only is she pals with people like Podesta and Lady Gaga, but she lives not that far from the - wait for it - NXIVM HQ and is friends with Allison Mack.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2019 12:42 PM (bDqIh)

211 A former member of my long-running writer's critique group was a self-professed witch. She was also the Cankles supporter who couldn't handle the idea that others in the group didn't share her enthusiasm for The Hag, and who dropped out before the '16 election, never to return.

Not an attractive woman really, yet she's married. I've met him. He travels a lot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 12:42 PM (ClOmq)

212
Hey, Ivan - Why we testing the engine on an armed rocket?
Posted by: garrett

...

It's a nuclear powered ramjet. Nuclear heat source.

So no warhead, but fissile material nonetheless

Posted by: TexasDan at August 13, 2019 12:42 PM (hr5kG)

213 So if witchcraft were real, why are all the witches fat ugly broads. Wouldn't they want to be beautiful?

Posted by: Faust at August 13, 2019 12:37 PM (gmo/4)
The witches in MacBeth were bearded. So trans maybe?
James I was obsessed with witches which is why WS started writing them into his stuff. They had a fearful revival of sorts in the early 17th century because of James. Then when used as a popular plot device, boom you get people thinking every dead chicken is the result of a witch.

Posted by: dagny at August 13, 2019 12:43 PM (nRWPy)

214 The ominous and unusual warning was delivered as part of a brief filed Monday in a case related to a New York City gun law. Sens. Sheldon Whitehouse, D-R.I., Richard Blumenthal, D-Conn., Mazie Hirono, D-Hawaii, Richard Durbin, D-Ill., and Kirsten Gillibrand, D-N.Y., referenced rulings by the court's conservative majority in claiming it is suffering from some sort of affliction which must be remedied.
----------

A regular 'Who's Who' of the vapidly brain-dead lefties, driven by their own bizarre politics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2019 12:43 PM (LxqES)

215 And now I am reminded of a bit of Hamlet

"Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 12:43 PM (AWqtp)

216 If justices do not take steps to ~~heal the court~~ vote the way we want them to in the near future.
-----
FIFY

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 13, 2019 12:43 PM (iB1oa)

217 I have to say that I love the picture at the top of the article. And the caption:

Season of the witch (from left): Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Hillary Clinton, Tilda Swinton in Suspiria and Kiernan Shipka in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.

LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 12:43 PM (nmtEZ)

218 lol
Fredo once even referred to himself as Fredo in his radio show.

But he deserves respect or something.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 12:43 PM (t6MX/)

219 Bing Marina Abromovic, the spirit cooking artist who lives in upstate New York. She was attractive when younger.

Spirit Cooking isn't a wiccan thing. Its a Satanist thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 12:43 PM (KZzsI)

220 OT:

My Bergman journey is one step away from done. I've watched all 39 movies. I've reviewed 37 of them (I guess I should review the other two at some point...). The last review is scheduled for tomorrow. I've ranked the top 17 (all the movies that I gave 4-star reviews to), and that will go up Thursday.

Now I just have to write my post for the HQ which will go up this weekend. So much Swedishness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 12:43 PM (iikV8)

221 And here's the thing--you really don't want to live in a world where witchcraft or magic or superheros are real.

Because you normal human would be at best a slave.
Most likely you'd be hunted to extermination. Mostly for amusement but also because of competition for scarcity

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 13, 2019 12:44 PM (k81AA)

222 Bing Marina Abromovic, the spirit cooking artist who lives in upstate New York. She was attractive when younger.
====
Well, give her actual age, she looks frightening good. Suspiciously good.

Posted by: The truth, you can't handle the truth at August 13, 2019 12:44 PM (qKcHg)

223 >>It's a nuclear powered ramjet. Nuclear heat source.

Ahhh. Makes more sense.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 12:44 PM (IVoO9)

224 218 lol
Fredo once even referred to himself as Fredo in his radio show.

But he deserves respect or something.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 12:43 PM (t6MX/)

==========

-alternate universe-

"Hey Fredo!"
-Random guy

*awkward smile* "I'm out with my family."
-Cuomo

*no news*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 12:44 PM (iikV8)

225 Well witchcraft is a craft...so a shovel ready job.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
----------

And, Green! OTOH, PETA might not be so happy about the goat entrails.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2019 12:44 PM (LxqES)

226 1) Hates being called Fredo.

2) Has Fredo-esque meltdown demanding respect.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 12:45 PM (oVJmc)

227 216 If justices do not take steps to ~~heal the court~~ vote the way we want them to in the near future.
-----
FIFY
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 13, 2019 12:43 PM (iB1oa)
-------

Let me shorten it up a bit:

Kneel before Zod.

Posted by: WisRich at August 13, 2019 12:45 PM (G0vdT)

228 Witchcraft has always been a way for otherwise useless women (unattractive, old, past childbearing age, no children to raise, etc) to convince the community that they still have value - so they don't simply starve.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 13, 2019 12:45 PM (BJKQV)

229 221 And here's the thing--you really don't want to live in a world where witchcraft or magic or superheros are real.

Because you normal human would be at best a slave.
Most likely you'd be hunted to extermination. Mostly for amusement but also because of competition for scarcity
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 13, 2019 12:44 PM (k81AA)

==========

You'd best hope our Superman is raised in Kansas and not New York.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 12:45 PM (iikV8)

230 Lana Del Rey is on board with this nonsense?

Darn.

On the other hand, there's another possible witch to probe for a mark!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 12:45 PM (ClOmq)

231 "It's a nuclear powered ramjet. Nuclear heat source."

Is this actually true, or is it a Drudge level rumor? Drudge is a total idiot about science.

Posted by: Baracka O at August 13, 2019 12:45 PM (eAZVt)

232 Is there a whopper too big for WaPo? Shockingly, yes!

WaPo: Four Pinocchios to Harris, Warren over Ferguson murder claim

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 12:45 PM (+y/Ru)

233 I must confess that it seems as though a lot of women without a man go off the rails entirely, and leap headfirst into a cesspool of irrationality.

Of course, a lot of men go off the rails without a woman, too, so there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 12:45 PM (YqDXo)

234 There's only one Fredo.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 13, 2019 12:45 PM (vtcmf)

235 Kyrsten Sinema once summoned a group of "feminist witches" called Pagan Cluster to protest the Iraq invasion and celebrate International Women's Day

Naughty, naughty witch.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 12:46 PM (t6MX/)

236 Spirit Cooking isn't a wiccan thing. Its a Satanist thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 12:43 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah, but how are the recipes?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 12:46 PM (O5bec)

237 Bing Marina Abromovic, the spirit cooking artist who lives in upstate New York. She was attractive when younger.

Spirit Cooking isn't a wiccan thing. Its a Satanist thing.
=========
I'm not sure there's a difference in that distinction you made. Now I bet you'd find people who'd agree with you, but I think ultimate the Judge is divine.

Posted by: The truth, you can't handle the truth at August 13, 2019 12:46 PM (ali3I)

238 Building airplanes is a craft. Drum circles (and playing at witchcraft) is as much a craft as wanking. None atall.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 12:46 PM (utT6Q)

239 Maybe they were testing a nuclear engine, which I think were for gentle acceleration once you get to deep space.
Posted by: t-bird

...

It's for an "unlimited" range cruise missile.

Theoretically could be airborne for weeks or months at a go.

The US had some successful tests but decided it wasn't worth it long ago. Russia is trying to bring it back

Posted by: TexasDan at August 13, 2019 12:46 PM (hr5kG)

240 Dont these bitches have some sammiches to prepare and some washin to be done?

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 13, 2019 12:46 PM (J9wxX)

241 232 Is there a whopper too big for WaPo? Shockingly, yes!

WaPo: Four Pinocchios to Harris, Warren over Ferguson murder claim
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 12:45 PM (+y/Ru)

=========

I'm honestly surprised the two are getting pushback for that.

I would have expected awkward silence from the Left instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 12:46 PM (iikV8)

242 http://bit.ly/2Mg27QG
*******
Epstein-exposing Miami Herald reporter promises 'thousand and thousands more documents' coming Raw Story

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 12:46 PM (BqBId)

243 Season of the witch (from left): Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Hillary Clinton, Tilda Swinton in Suspiria and Kiernan Shipka in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.

Donovan

https://youtu.be/JAzTnsSgs2s

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 12:46 PM (KZzsI)

244 If justices do not take steps to heal the court...

What, are they magicians? She's dead. Deal with it.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 12:46 PM (DCYln)

245 And here's the thing--you really don't want to live in a world where witchcraft or magic or superheros are real.

Because you normal human would be at best a slave.
Most likely you'd be hunted to extermination. Mostly for amusement but also because of competition for scarcity
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 13, 2019 12:44 PM (k81AA)

Extremes of power always suck for people who do not possess it. This is why we came up with the idea of limited governance, and why it's so essential. A power not granted is nigh-impossible to abuse.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 13, 2019 12:46 PM (J+mig)

246 Cuomo should be happy-- Fredo took the ring to Mordor!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 12:46 PM (oVJmc)

247 223 >>It's a nuclear powered ramjet. Nuclear heat source.

Ahhh. Makes more sense.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 12:44 PM (IVoO9)

Ramjets seem to be surprisingly hard to implement.

Posted by: Modern Weird Sisters at August 13, 2019 12:47 PM (RD7QR)

248 We know there are crazy stupid and awful women and
then great wonderful women. Sure, the awful outnumbers the great, but
that's true of men, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 12:40 PM (KZzsI)

Sure, but asshole men are just assholes. The women some how connote their assholery with being a woman and they're almost always stupid, not just evil. However, I do agree that Fredo is stupid.
If you're going to go on a rant about how you aren't Fredo, saying exactly what Fredo would say in that situation, at high volume, is, um dumb.

Posted by: dagny at August 13, 2019 12:47 PM (nRWPy)

249 "Because WITCH actions could be done with a small group and were both fun and political, they quickly spread around the country. Boston women hexed bars. [Washington] DC women hexed the presidential inauguration. Chicago women zapped everything," Jo Freeman wrote in her reckoning of the [neo-fake-witch] movement.

And how is this different from students in South Africa claiming that Africans could throw lightning with their minds?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 12:47 PM (YqDXo)

250 Russians have discovered the cause of the explosion:

https://tinyurl.com/yyohxnea

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2019 12:47 PM (ptqGC)

251 And, Green! OTOH, PETA might not be so happy about the goat entrails.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2019 12:44 PM (LxqES)

hey Mike.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 12:47 PM (O5bec)

252 Epstein-exposing Miami Herald reporter promises 'thousand and thousands more documents' coming Raw Story
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 12:46 PM (BqBId)

________

His suicide next week will put the ki-bosh on all of that...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 13, 2019 12:47 PM (flINI)

253 @179
They weren't. Burevestnik uses a nuclear ramjet, like the old US Project Pluto / SLAM concept, giving it effectively unlimited range for a relatively low overall system mass (and thus, being smaller, a lower RCS), the ability to launch on warning and then loiter for any convenient length of time before being triggered to attack, and the ability to fly it's whole mission at low altitude and high speed without worrying about fuel consumption.
Nifty idea, though it seems the development program has been a bit... fraught.

Posted by: Directrix Gazer at August 13, 2019 12:48 PM (8HQhs)

254 Per CB.S Shouting and shrieking were head from Epstinks cell the morning he "hung himself".

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 13, 2019 12:48 PM (n/paf)

255 226
1) Hates being called Fredo.

2) Has Fredo-esque meltdown demanding respect.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 12:45 PM (oVJmc)

I'm suspect it was the alcohol talking, but Fredo's follow-on "I am a CNN anchor" was totally about not getting respect he thinks he is entitled to.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 12:48 PM (t6MX/)

256 Building airplanes is a craft. Drum circles (and playing at witchcraft) is as much a craft as wanking. None atall.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13

Wanking is a craft!!
Fight me!

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at August 13, 2019 12:48 PM (88+cf)

257 His suicide next week will put the ki-bosh on all of that...
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 13, 2019 12:47 PM (flINI)

I already sent condolences on his suicide.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 13, 2019 12:48 PM (ISejo)

258 So women are now just discovering Death Metal?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 12:49 PM (XaSia)

259 Epstein-exposing Miami Herald reporter promises 'thousand and thousands more documents' coming Raw Story

In this one particular exclusive scoop, I would want to share the by-line with as many of my reporter friends as I could.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 12:49 PM (C78No)

260 235 Kyrsten Sinema once summoned a group of "feminist witches" called Pagan Cluster to protest the Iraq invasion and celebrate International Women's Day

Naughty, naughty witch.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 12:46 PM (t6MX/)

Needs moar orgies.

Posted by: Modern Weird Sisters at August 13, 2019 12:49 PM (RD7QR)

261
Zombie is right. This crap has been going on for a long time. People are just trying to make money from it now by making it "mainstream' edgy cool.

Posted by: pawn at August 13, 2019 12:49 PM (+LeF+)

262 Russians have discovered the cause of the explosion:

https://tinyurl.com/yyohxnea
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 13, 2019 12:47 PM

Moose and squirrel from Frostbite Falls MN wanted for questioning.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 13, 2019 12:49 PM (n/paf)

263 238
Building airplanes is a craft. Drum circles (and playing at witchcraft) is as much a craft as wanking. None atall.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 12:46 PM (utT6Q)

I take it you're not interested in buying my dulcimer?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 13, 2019 12:49 PM (O5bec)

264 I must confess that it seems as though a lot of women without a man go off the rails entirely, and leap headfirst into a cesspool of irrationality.

That's why G-d invented cats.

Of course, a lot of men go off the rails without a woman, too, so there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 12:45 PM (YqDXo)

That's why G-d invented pr0n.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 12:49 PM (nmtEZ)

265 So if witchcraft were real, why are all the witches fat ugly broads. Wouldn't they want to be beautiful?
They are in the movies...Veronica Lake, Kim Novak, Elizabeth Montgomery.

All blondes too.

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2019 12:49 PM (DJFLF)

266 Sure, but asshole men are just assholes.

Well its how men and women express their awful that is the distinction. Both can be awful but men tend to be physical and women spiritual or emotional in how they express it.

A guy will beat your ass. A woman will destroy your soul. The former is illegal and shunned by society, considered terrible. The latter, well its kind of encouraged.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 12:49 PM (KZzsI)

267 That stuff rolls off my back. There are people out there who believe that Buddhists "worship Satan". There are Christians out there so happy in their little worldview that it would be a real task trying to convince them anything different--and of course, you wouldn't be a "real Christian".

I always tell them, I'll let Jesus decide.
Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 12:42 PM (DuZls)

Hooboy does that sound familiar. My folks were new converts when I was a kid and they went hardcore the-devil's-in-everything. It was...unpleasant to say the least.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 12:49 PM (NWiLs)

268 Russians have discovered the cause of the explosion:

https://tinyurl.com/yyohxnea

Posted by: Jane D'oh
=======
Nice!

Seriously, it was the vodka. Because its always the vodka.

Posted by: The truth, you can't handle the truth at August 13, 2019 12:50 PM (ali3I)

269
Ramjets seem to be surprisingly hard to implement.
Posted by: Modern Weird

...

Yep. I think it's a crazy materials problem. Everting is close to being molten it's so hot.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 13, 2019 12:50 PM (hr5kG)

270 "Step forward into the boundless and female dark."

Is it moist? Because that sounds like a cunt. Which would explain the analogy perfectly, because the only thing feminists can compare anything to are cunts.

Posted by: Fringe at August 13, 2019 12:50 PM (yatvJ)

271 Extremes of power always suck for people who do not possess it. This is why we came up with the idea of limited governance, and why it's so essential. A power not granted is nigh-impossible to abuse.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 13, 2019 12:46 PM (J+mig)

And guns.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 13, 2019 12:50 PM (vkS2Z)

272 Several things to consider:
As a Bible-believing Christian, I take witchcraft seriously. I pray for our President and Cabinet and those in authority, and I come against the foul, evil beings who manipulate these ignorant feminists, who really do NOT understand who they are dealing with and are subservient to.These are DEMONIC powers who come to steal, kill and destroy. Whether you believe it or not, EVERYTHING happens in the spiritual realm FIRST, for good or evil. Those with discernment will understand, to those who don't or won't have it, it is foolishness. Don't make light of this willingness by our enemies to be seduced by the darkness of evil. If they don't repent, may God have mercy on their souls.
For though we walk (live) in the flesh, we are not carrying on our warfare according to the flesh and using mere human weapons. For the weapons of our warfare are not physical [weapons of flesh and blood], but mighty before God to the overthrow and destruction of strongholds [inasmuch as we] refute arguments and theories and reasonings and every proud and lofty thing that sets itself up against the [true] knowledge of God:
2 Corinthians 10:3-5 AMPC

Posted by: MJScanlonOH at August 13, 2019 12:50 PM (1Yuo3)

273 I'd volunteer to probe the young Elizabeth Montgomery or Nicole Kidman for such a mark. Who's with me?

This would require a thorough search, hours of painstaking exploration of every delicious inch.

I'm a Lee Remick man, myself.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 12:50 PM (T6t7i)

274 Repeal the 19th. That's when we really began the slide to the welfare state.
---
We went from "mother, farther, children" to raise children to ""mother, state, children"

And it's not just welfare-- nearly all of women's issues are directly"how is the government going to help me feed, clothe, protect and educate my child."

Free tuition for all, universal health care, etc. these would not even get 20% support without adult women.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 13, 2019 12:50 PM (k81AA)

275 "It's for an "unlimited" range cruise missile. Theoretically could be airborne for weeks or months at a go."

Raining down fallout the whole way - it was a unshielded reactor with air blasting through it!

Posted by: Baracka O at August 13, 2019 12:50 PM (eAZVt)

276 35 Expecto Die-Aloneus!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 13, 2019 12:24 PM (oZ6kz)

We shouldn't be so critical. This is a Golden Age for cats everywhere, who never had it so good.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 12:50 PM (YqDXo)

277 A major drawback to nuclear jet engines is their spreading of radioactive exhaust all over the place.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 12:50 PM (utT6Q)

278 Fok.

Posted by: Chris M at August 13, 2019 12:50 PM (eAZVt)

279
There's only one Fredo.
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky

Unfortunately, there are MILLIONS!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 12:50 PM (aKsyK)

280 256 Building airplanes is a craft. Drum circles (and playing at witchcraft) is as much a craft as wanking. None atall.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13

Wanking is a craft!!
Fight me!
Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at August 13, 2019 12:48 PM (88+cf)

Fine, but wash your hands first.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 12:51 PM (NWiLs)

281 Our power is waiting for us, out in forbidden spaces, beyond the world of men. Step forward and claim it. Step forward into the boundless and female dark.

We are soooooo stealing this.

Posted by: Pronhub at August 13, 2019 12:51 PM (rFmwm)

282 To pretend that a lot of people didn't joke about Epstein's "mysterious suicide" while he was still alive is to ignore a lot that was predictable about Epstein's "suicide".

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 12:51 PM (DuZls)

283 I watched a documentary on Abramovic. I couldn't tell if she was genuinely crazy or just super smart and had found a way to swindle stupid rich people out of their money.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 12:51 PM (99nab)

284 In this one particular exclusive scoop, I would want to share the by-line with as many of my reporter friends as I could.
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 12:49 PM (C78No)

I would make it publicly known that any evidence I had was copied and shared with Wikileaks and all similar resources, with instructions to publish immediately if anything happened to me.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 13, 2019 12:52 PM (J+mig)

285 273
I'd volunteer to probe the young Elizabeth Montgomery or Nicole Kidman for such a mark. Who's with me?

This would require a thorough search, hours of painstaking exploration of every delicious inch.

I'm a Lee Remick man, myself.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019
*
*
. . .
Ah, yes. The Nicole K of her day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 12:52 PM (ClOmq)

286 Looking for dicks in trees is kinda like hunting for Easter eggs!

Posted by: Butt-gig at August 13, 2019 12:52 PM (MAstk)

287 272 Several things to consider:
As a Bible-believing Christian, I take witchcraft seriously. I pray for our President and Cabinet and those in authority, and I come against the foul, evil beings who manipulate these ignorant feminists, who really do NOT understand who they are dealing with and are subservient to.These are DEMONIC powers who come to steal, kill and destroy. Whether you believe it or not, EVERYTHING happens in the spiritual realm FIRST, for good or evil. Those with discernment will understand, to those who don't or won't have it, it is foolishness. Don't make light of this willingness by our enemies to be seduced by the darkness of evil. If they don't repent, may God have mercy on their souls.
For though we walk (live) in the flesh, we are not carrying on our warfare according to the flesh and using mere human weapons. For the weapons of our warfare are not physical [weapons of flesh and blood], but mighty before God to the overthrow and destruction of strongholds [inasmuch as we] refute arguments and theories and reasonings and every proud and lofty thing that sets itself up against the [true] knowledge of God:
2 Corinthians 10:3-5 AMPC
Posted by: MJScanlonOH

To reassure you:

These modern-day people who call themselves "witches" are absolutely ludicrous buffoons with zero power, spiritual or otherwise. They're not something to worry about; all they merit is your pity and mockery.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2019 12:52 PM (oFcdC)

288 I don't find the whole picture of Witches gathering to hex Donald Trump an attractive one. I thought the whole idea of witchcraft what was what you did came back to you seven times and that you were only suppose to hex people who had harmed you personally otherwise it would boomerang back on you. I'm sorry, but if you're saying "If you're wealthy women allow you to grab them by the pu***y" is not harming them personally. maybe they should have put a hex on Bill Clinton who really DID harm women.

Anyway I would have liked them better if they had done charms to wish personal improvement on Trump in positive ways. They didn't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 12:53 PM (+0VWg)

289 Seriously, it was the vodka. Because its always the vodka.

Posted by: The truth, you can't handle the truth at August 13, 2019 12:50 PM (ali3I)

pronounced "wodka"

Posted by: BignJames at August 13, 2019 12:53 PM (ykq7q)

290 Great.

I'm sure my boss will start carrying witchcraft beer.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2019 12:53 PM (gKGWw)

291 @247
Ramjets are pretty simple, compared with, say, a high performance turbojet. They've been used in many missile applications, for instance. A nuclear ramjet adds a lot of reactor design wrinkles, though, especially since the reactor has to be very compact.

Posted by: Directrix Gazer at August 13, 2019 12:53 PM (8HQhs)

292
Absolute true case I was involved in featuring lesbian witches:

Mid '90's
Miami
30 something lady comes into ED septic, dies there.
'Something' in rectosigmoid area seen on xray, presumptive perforation and sepsis.
Autopsy reveals what is later id'd as a dog femur bone, fractured, perfed bowel.

LE investigation revels they were witches doing lesbian BDSM sex magic and got too frisky.

Waited too long to come in.

No prosecution, consensual misadventure...

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 12:53 PM (UFLLM)

293 To pretend that a lot of people didn't joke about Epstein's "mysterious suicide" while he was still alive is to ignore a lot that was predictable about Epstein's "suicide".
Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 12:51 PM

Which is why it's so damn fishy. Highest profile criminal in the entire country, pervious "suicide attempt" And creaming heard from his cell the morning he Fostered himself?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 13, 2019 12:53 PM (n/paf)

294 My folks were new converts when I was a kid and they went hardcore the-devil's-in-everything. It was...unpleasant to say the least.

People are never on the back of the horse, its off one side or the other.

Some folks overstate the devil thing, and some act like the devil doesn't exist or do anything. The truth I think lies somewhere in between.

The older I get the more I lean toward the "he's everywhere" thing though :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 12:54 PM (KZzsI)

295 I hear 'witch' and all I can think of is Elizabeth Selwyn. Burn, Witch, Burn, Witch, Burn, Witch, Buuuuurrrrnnn."

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 13, 2019 12:54 PM (JoUsr)

296 You rang??

Posted by: Roger Ramjet at August 13, 2019 12:54 PM (flINI)

297 So let's think this through.

The party of science (tm) believes that you should ban gun because a person with a weapon is too dangerous.

The party of science (tm) also believes witchcraft is real and it is perfectly fine to go around hexing people you dont like.

Do I have that right?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2019 12:54 PM (3cfl2)

298 One unexplored subtext of the Salem Witch Trials was that those bitches were just damned annoying.

Posted by: Monty James at August 13, 2019 12:54 PM (Zqz9o)

299 *finally gets around to reading post*

Wow.

Just F'ing Wow.

These people are f'ing crazy nutjobs.

And right next to us on the roadways every day...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 12:54 PM (6qErC)

300 I'm suspect it was the alcohol talking, but Fredo's follow-on "I am a CNN anchor" was totally about not getting respect he thinks he is entitled to.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 12:48 PM (t6MX/)

Some confusion on that point. What he actually said was, "I'm a CNN wanker," not "anchor."

And who could argue with him on that one?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 12:54 PM (YqDXo)

301 Which is why it's so damn fishy. Highest profile criminal in the entire country, pervious "suicide attempt" And creaming heard from his cell the morning he Fostered himself?
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 13, 2019 12:53 PM (n/paf)

He David Carradined himself to death?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 12:54 PM (NWiLs)

302 297 So let's think this through.

The party of science (tm) believes that you should ban gun because a person with a weapon is too dangerous.

The party of science (tm) also believes witchcraft is real and it is perfectly fine to go around hexing people you dont like.

Do I have that right?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2019 12:54 PM (3cfl2)

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Also that crystals cure cancer, I believe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 12:54 PM (iikV8)

303 Posted by: MJScanlonOH at August 13, 2019 12:50 PM (1Yuo3)

I agree with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 12:54 PM (+0VWg)

304 You know Xi is having cereal problems with success.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 12:54 PM (XaSia)

305 Ramjets seem to be surprisingly hard to implement.
Posted by: Modern Weird Sisters
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Wait until you take a ride in the auto-driving GAZ.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2019 12:54 PM (LxqES)

306 I watched a documentary on Abramovic. I couldn't tell if she was genuinely crazy or just super smart and had found a way to swindle stupid rich people out of their money.
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She's like 73 74 years old.

Posted by: The truth, you can't handle the truth at August 13, 2019 12:55 PM (gFG8e)

307 Which is why it's so damn fishy. Highest profile
criminal in the entire country, pervious "suicide attempt" And creaming
heard from his cell the morning he Fostered himself?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 13, 2019 12:53 PM (n/paf)

Nomination for best autocucumber misadventures in a comment.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 12:55 PM (t6MX/)

308 298
One unexplored subtext of the Salem Witch Trials was that those bitches were just damned annoying.

Posted by: Monty James at August 13, 2019
*
*
. . .
Some of them had interesting names, though. Janet Cornfoot, for example.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 12:55 PM (ClOmq)

309 dont forget about the climate change and multiple additional genders thing.

Posted by: DXO at August 13, 2019 12:55 PM (nzKWW)

310
Which is why it's so damn fishy. Highest profile criminal in the entire country, pervious "suicide attempt" And creaming heard from his cell the morning he Fostered himself?

At least he died happy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 12:55 PM (oVJmc)

311 Fredo Burgandy

Posted by: Roger Ramjet at August 13, 2019 12:55 PM (flINI)

312 Also that crystals cure cancer, I believe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 12:54 PM (iikV

Crystals and weed. The weed is the activator. Yes. The cure for cancer ... and the common cold.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 12:56 PM (nmtEZ)

313 Trump Silent
----------------------

Isn't that what they want??

I mean if he says anything he'll be accused of trying to start WW3

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 12:56 PM (NFEMn)

314 Mid '90's
Miami
30 something lady comes into ED septic, dies there.
'Something' in rectosigmoid area seen on xray, presumptive perforation and sepsis.
Autopsy reveals what is later id'd as a dog femur bone, fractured, perfed bowel.

Dayum. That's not right.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 12:56 PM (T6t7i)

315 These modern-day people who call themselves "witches" are absolutely ludicrous buffoons with zero power, spiritual or otherwise. They're not something to worry about; all they merit is your pity and mockery.

Posted by: zombie at August 13, 2019 12:52 PM (oFcdC)

They're idiots and dabblers, playing at being powerful and important to comfort themselves over their insignificance. Yet, occasionally a blind squirrel finds a nut, and the Envy that drives these people is attractive to the lower powers.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 13, 2019 12:56 PM (J+mig)

316
Hey, strong womyns! Do you know what rhymes with witches?

Sammiches! Now, go make us some!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2019 12:56 PM (dyaak)

317 The party of science (tm) also believes witchcraft is real and it is perfectly fine to go around hexing people you dont like.

Do I have that right?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2019 12:54 PM (3cfl2)

Yep. Just think of the research possibilities: you could put a target in a thermally isolated container, have the witch cast a hex on him, and measure the victim's temperature change.

Voila! The enthalpy of a hex! That one would sail through the peer review process.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 12:56 PM (YqDXo)

318 The party of science (tm) believes that you should ban gun because a person with a weapon is too dangerous.

...to the party of scence's accomplices.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 12:56 PM (Ydn2k)

319 And creaming heard from his cell the morning he Fostered himself?
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 13, 2019 12:53 PM (n/paf)

Eew. You mean he DID pull a Carradine???

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 12:56 PM (99nab)

320 The Left's always been this way--

I F'N LOVE SCIENCE AND HEALING CRYSTALS!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 13, 2019 12:57 PM (oVJmc)

321 I take witchcraft seriously"

Okaaaaayyyyy

*backs out slowwwwly*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 12:57 PM (6qErC)

322 And creaming heard from his cell the morning he Fostered himself?

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Whoa.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 13, 2019 12:57 PM (8XRCm)

323 Interesting point to consider when Lavey ushered in the modern occult he was just looking to scam suckers for money and score with women...but mostly score with women

Now you've got a bunch of idiot upper middle class hausfraus taking his schtick seriously.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2019 12:57 PM (3cfl2)

324 At least, these new witches aren't trying to levitate the Pentagon. Now, that is some silly shit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 12:57 PM (nmtEZ)

325 No prosecution, consensual misadventure...
---------

In many ways, this is the story of the Obama DoJ.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2019 12:58 PM (LxqES)

326 317 The party of science (tm) also believes witchcraft is real and it is perfectly fine to go around hexing people you dont like.

Do I have that right?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2019 12:54 PM (3cfl2)

Yep. Just think of the research possibilities: you could put a target in a thermally isolated container, have the witch cast a hex on him, and measure the victim's temperature change.

Voila! The enthalpy of a hex! That one would sail through the peer review process.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 12:56 PM (YqDXo)

=========

"Peer review, hypothesis testing, and not accepting anything a progressive woman says as gospel are all tools of the white hetero cis patriarchy and must be demolished."
-Newest Chemistry textbook for high schoolers

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 12:58 PM (iikV8)

327 They thought Harry Potter was documentary and/or scripture.

Posted by: Jason Camlic at August 13, 2019 12:58 PM (6LBkT)

328 Autopsy reveals what is later id'd as a dog femur bone, fractured
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and how much force does it take to fracture a dog's femur bone?

Posted by: The truth, you can't handle the truth at August 13, 2019 12:58 PM (gFG8e)

329 Anyway I would have liked them better if they had done charms to wish personal improvement on Trump in positive ways. They didn't.

Yeah there is "white magic" which they believe causes positive effects, and that would be the proper approach for a wiccan to respond to a problem. This kind of thing suggests that they aren't actual wiccans and are just idiot cultists or wannabes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 12:58 PM (KZzsI)

330 312 Also that crystals cure cancer, I believe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 12:54 PM (iikV

Crystals and weed. The weed is the activator. Yes. The cure for cancer ... and the common cold.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 13, 2019 12:56 PM (nmtEZ)

You left out a crucial piece: sitting in the frame of a right square pyramid. You know, to focus the rays, or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 12:58 PM (YqDXo)

331 And creaming heard from his cell the morning he Fostered himself?

----

Was it a White Room??? With Black Curtains???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 13, 2019 12:58 PM (8XRCm)

332 The Left believes that guns are moral agency and are evil talismans. They also believe that brown people are not responsible for their actions and have no agency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 12:58 PM (iikV8)

333 The only good witch is a dead witch.

Posted by: Cotton Mather at August 13, 2019 12:58 PM (I5SAg)

334 We went from "mother, farther, children" to raise children to ""mother, state, children"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 13, 2019 12:50 PM (k81AA)
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Ah, that reflects the drive toward "perfection". A mother would hardly abandon her kids, no matter how flawed. And she's doing all the work, so it's not her that has to change. It's her flawed husband. The State would be a perfect husband (just ask Julia!).

The State is the locus of all promises for perfection for progresstoids. This is why you can't win with "Putting babies in cages!" because the situation, however benignly you describe it....is imperfect.

The left is at war with the imperfection of the present. And the suggestion that any imperfection is merely tolerated.

So, we'll avoid imperfection now, and put it the burden on the State, which will figure it all out somehow, eventually. That's why we elect brilliant men (who are mostly just good at selling the promise of a perfected state--and so sound good--because the perfected and perfecting state sounds so good.)

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 12:59 PM (DuZls)

335 do they float ?

Posted by: DXO at August 13, 2019 12:59 PM (nzKWW)

336 306 I watched a documentary on Abramovic. I couldn't tell if she was genuinely crazy or just super smart and had found a way to swindle stupid rich people out of their money.

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She's like 73 74 years old.
Posted by: The truth, you can't handle the truth at August 13, 2019 12:55 PM (gFG8e)

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And?

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 12:59 PM (99nab)

337 We should have made our own sammiches.

Posted by: Josephistan at August 13, 2019 12:59 PM (m+fRb)

338 327
They thought Harry Potter was documentary and/or scripture.

Posted by: Jason Camlic at August 13, 2019 12:58 PM (6LBkT)

Bitchus Becrazyus.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 12:59 PM (t6MX/)

339 Train women to hate men, and you get this.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 13, 2019 12:59 PM (sm6Pk)

340 The left doesnt believe in science. They have no concept of logical conclusion. Cause and effect.
They believe in wishful thinking.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 12:59 PM (utT6Q)

341 Crystals and weed. The weed is the activator. Yes. The cure for cancer ... and the common cold

***

And dont forget vaccines cause autism and global warming

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2019 12:59 PM (3cfl2)

342 "Peer review, hypothesis testing, and not accepting anything a progressive woman says as gospel are all tools of the white hetero cis patriarchy and must be demolished."
-Newest Chemistry textbook for high schoolers
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 12:58 PM (iikV

Good point. The lab course could include chanting over a dead cat, or dancing naked in the moonlight around a gnarled stump.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 01:00 PM (YqDXo)

343 The only good witch is a dead witch.
Posted by: Cotton Mather at August 13, 2019 12:58 PM (I5SAg)
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Bold strategy, Cotton.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 01:00 PM (DuZls)

344 I guess "We're going to do charms to stop Trump from winning" is a lot more enticing and powerful sounding that "We going to use charms so that Trump becomes more tactful, doesn't tweet quite as much and decides to take a Dale Carnegie course in "How to win Friends and influence People."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 01:00 PM (+0VWg)

345 339 Train women to hate men, and you get this.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 13, 2019 12:59 PM (sm6Pk)

==========

Unintented side effect:

Men then learn to hate women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:00 PM (iikV8)

346 Voila! The enthalpy of a hex! That one would sail through the peer review process.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

You'd also want to isolate the witches in a box with a photon counter. You know, for the hot flashes, which I suspect are frequent with this population.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 01:00 PM (T6t7i)

347 As if back in medeival times there wasn't also a patriarchy.

Where do you morons think the concept of burning witches came from?

Dumbasses.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 13, 2019 01:00 PM (ecIwn)

348 These modern-day people who call themselves "witches" are absolutely ludicrous buffoons with zero power, spiritual or otherwise. They're not something to worry about; all they merit is your pity and mockery.

Yeah I feel kind of bad for them because they want to believe this stuff so much and shape their entire lives around it, and its all obviously transparent nonsense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 01:00 PM (KZzsI)

349 Was it a White Room??? With Black Curtains???"

He was at a crossroads?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 01:00 PM (6qErC)

350 I think these modern "witches" are powerless and ignorant of what they are messing with. I don't think theyll be casting effective hexes but surely they open themselves up to evil spirits.

Now, my dad used to go to Haiti and build churches. He had some hair raising witchcraft stories he witnessed first hand.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at August 13, 2019 01:00 PM (DB16e)

351 No prosecution, consensual misadventure...

-
Misadventure or Mzadventure?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 01:00 PM (+y/Ru)

352

Epstein Indian name: Man Who Creams at Clouds

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 01:00 PM (UFLLM)

353 342 "Peer review, hypothesis testing, and not accepting anything a progressive woman says as gospel are all tools of the white hetero cis patriarchy and must be demolished."
-Newest Chemistry textbook for high schoolers
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 12:58 PM (iikV

Good point. The lab course could include chanting over a dead cat, or dancing naked in the moonlight around a gnarled stump.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 01:00 PM (YqDXo)

==========

We are probably mere months away from NY, CA, or IL inserting witchcraft into curriculum for high schoolers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:01 PM (iikV8)

354 >>As if back in medeival times there wasn't also a patriarchy.

The Flounder is a funny book.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2019 01:01 PM (IVoO9)

355 I'd do a Samantha witch though I'd prefer a Jeannie.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 01:01 PM (2DOZq)

356 The left doesnt believe in science. They have no concept of logical conclusion. Cause and effect.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 12:59 PM (utT6Q)
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That's because they are at war with the feedback of reality.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 01:01 PM (DuZls)

357 I expect Sargon doesn't think of Christianity either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 01:01 PM (+0VWg)

358 40 The left doesnt believe in science. They have no concept of logical conclusion. Cause and effect.
They believe in wishful thinking.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 12:59 PM (utT6Q)

True. They also have no concept of the scientific method, and persist in believing things definitively proven to be wrong by empirical results.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 01:01 PM (YqDXo)

359 309 dont forget about the climate change and multiple additional genders thing.

Posted by: DXO at August 13, 2019 12:55 PM (nzKWW)

--/-

There at least three.

Posted by: MAGA at August 13, 2019 01:01 PM (hjl6v)

360 345 Unintented side effect:

Men then learn to hate women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:00 PM (iikV

Unintended? Divide and Conquer, baby.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 13, 2019 01:01 PM (sm6Pk)

361 dancing naked in the moonlight around a gnarled stump."

"gnarled stump", huh?

You had to bring Billy Clintoon into this, didn't you...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 01:01 PM (6qErC)

362 I heard you can summon lightning to fry your enemies, too. They do it in Africa all the time.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 13, 2019 01:01 PM (9taFn)

363 BREAKING:

Shrieking heard from Jeffrey Epstein's jail cell the morning he died

CBS News has learned that the morning of Jeffrey Epstein's death there was shouting and shrieking from his jail cell. Guards attempted to revive him while saying "breathe, Epstein, breathe."

Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2019 01:02 PM (QkjLD)

364 Most Democrats are women now so it makes sense we're seeing all of these moral panics. Moral panics are caused by women. Always have been. The Salem thing? Women. I strongly suspect the satanic panic back in the 1980s came from women due to a sense of guilt about going into the workforce and thus having to leave their children with daycare providers. I haven't looked into it for some number of years now, but there were still people wrongfully accused during those times in prison up until at least the previous decade and maybe still now.

Women should have never been allowed to vote because of their tendency towards hysterical, overemotional states of mind. The outliers are the exception that proves the rule.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 13, 2019 01:02 PM (j3npP)

365 334 We went from "mother, farther, children" to raise children to ""mother, state, children"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 13, 2019 12:50 PM (k81AA)

Yes, state-run orphanages were famous for the quality of care they offered children. Let's all ditch those icky fathers and let the state step in!

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 13, 2019 01:02 PM (vkS2Z)

366 That's because they are at war with the feedback of reality.
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 01:01 PM (DuZls)

Just saw this. Thank you. It's a more poetic way of saying the same thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 01:02 PM (YqDXo)

367 "You see, they've decided to rebel against Trump by becoming... witches."

Because the sure-to-drive-him-out pussy hats oddly didn't work.

Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2019 01:02 PM (MxEKc)

368 348 These modern-day people who call themselves "witches" are absolutely ludicrous buffoons with zero power, spiritual or otherwise. They're not something to worry about; all they merit is your pity and mockery.

Yeah I feel kind of bad for them because they want to believe this stuff so much and shape their entire lives around it, and its all obviously transparent nonsense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 01:00 PM (KZzsI)

===========

"Wise woman...wise woman...wise woman..."
-Newest hit song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1sxc3V0lzQ

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:02 PM (iikV8)

369 Some folks overstate the devil thing, and some act like the devil doesn't exist or do anything. The truth I think lies somewhere in between.

The older I get the more I lean toward the "he's everywhere" thing though :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13

...

The satantic ritual abuse scare of the 80s was hysteria; the end result was a lot of people completely discounting the Enemy as even existing, let alone having influence.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 13, 2019 01:02 PM (hr5kG)

370 Related to the subject of witchfinding:

https://thezman.com/wordpress/?p=18309

" These white supremacists are everywhere and look just like normal everyday white people, so any white person could possibly be one of them . . . The similarities to medieval witch hunting are too obvious not to notice. The adversary is not something that appears in material form. Like Old Scratch, white supremacy is an evil spirit that works through the infected. Once under the control of white supremacy, the person no longer has agency."

Posted by: Monty James at August 13, 2019 01:02 PM (Zqz9o)

371 She's like 73 74 years old.
Posted by: The truth, you can't handle the truth at August 13, 2019 12:55 PM (gFG8e)

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And?
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She does not look it. Google her up. Shocked when I saw she was in her seventies. Initially I thought she might be about 50 or so.

Posted by: The truth, you can't handle the truth at August 13, 2019 01:02 PM (zdy0U)

372 The only good witch is a dead witch.
Posted by: Cotton Mather
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*adds hand-written entry to Bartlett's*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2019 01:02 PM (LxqES)

373 Totally stable and sane, they are.

Posted by: DocJ at August 13, 2019 01:03 PM (77WPm)

374 373 Totally stable and sane, they are.
Posted by: DocJ at August 13, 2019 01:03 PM (77WPm)

========

But remember, Sarah Palin was crazy pants.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:03 PM (iikV8)

375 366 That's because they are at war with the feedback of reality.
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 01:01 PM (DuZls)

Just saw this. Thank you. It's a more poetic way of saying the same thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 01:02 PM (YqDXo)

Objective vs. Subjective again.

They want to live in a world where reality is ordained and influenced by the observer. Reality refuses to comply. It drives them bugfuck crazy.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 13, 2019 01:03 PM (J+mig)

376 358
40 The left doesnt believe in science. They have no concept of logical conclusion. Cause and effect.

They believe in wishful thinking.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 12:59 PM (utT6Q)

True. They also have no concept of the scientific method, and
persist in believing things definitively proven to be wrong by empirical
results.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 01:01 PM (YqDXo)

I would echo the sentiment of both. A logical syllogism is like an alien construct to them.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 01:04 PM (t6MX/)

377 Just wait till we give them the Vote.

they will have to operate machines and speak Spanglish and have legit ID...too heavy for the weaker sex...............................

give 'em $4.99 an hour and they will quieten down...

Posted by: saf at August 13, 2019 01:04 PM (5IHGB)

378 I think these modern "witches" are powerless and ignorant of what they are messing with. I don't think theyll be casting effective hexes but surely they open themselves up to evil spirits.
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I'd agree but even Satan doesn't want to be associated with these weirdos

Posted by: Josephistan at August 13, 2019 01:04 PM (m+fRb)

379 The Left believes in themselves and their own lust for power. Full stop.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 01:04 PM (99nab)

380 Now, my dad used to go to Haiti and build churches. He had some hair raising witchcraft stories he witnessed first hand.
Posted by: Horus Hearsay

...

Indonesia was fun that way too.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 13, 2019 01:05 PM (hr5kG)

381 "One unexplored subtext of the Salem Witch Trials was that those bitches were just damned annoying."

More like the Salem *Bitch* Trials! Am I right?

Posted by: Chris M at August 13, 2019 01:05 PM (eAZVt)

382 They want to live in a world where reality is ordained and influenced by the observer (practitioner).
========
Hey that's almost the definition of witchcraft - coincidence I think not . . .

Posted by: The truth, you can't handle the truth at August 13, 2019 01:05 PM (zdy0U)

383
Was it a White Room??? With Black Curtains, Near The Station?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 01:05 PM (BqBId)

384 Men can be witches too. (in)Famous one was John Proctor. More weight . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 13, 2019 01:05 PM (MIKMs)

385 Where do you morons think the concept of burning witches came from? "

Hammurabi had 'em drowned (and called them "men", so there's that...)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 01:05 PM (6qErC)

386 Trump is living in their Covens rent free.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2019 01:05 PM (tH5fk)

387 just think how pissed off they're all going to be when they do all this and it doesn't work.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 01:05 PM (V2Yro)

388 They want to live in a world where reality is
ordained and influenced by the observer. Reality refuses to comply. It
drives them bugf*** crazy.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est

You may be mixing cause and effect.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 01:05 PM (T6t7i)

389 Some people's Posted by: lines are breaking into 2 or 3 lines. Anybody else seeing this? I first started noticing it a couple days ago. Weird.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 13, 2019 01:06 PM (JoUsr)

390
CBS News has learned that the morning of Jeffrey
Epstein's death there was shouting and shrieking from his jail cell.
Guards attempted to revive him while saying "breathe, Epstein, breathe."

Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2019 01:02 PM (QkjLD)
He had to breath to shriek. Unless it was the guards doing the shrieking.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 01:06 PM (37IEG)

391 They're not of my tribe. I promise.

Posted by: Willow at August 13, 2019 01:06 PM (FUScq)

392 SO DARK THE CON OF WOMAN

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 13, 2019 01:06 PM (lMQbU)

393 I've heard of Man Witch.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2019 01:06 PM (tH5fk)

394 Women should have never been allowed to vote because of their tendency towards hysterical, overemotional states of mind. The outliers are the exception that proves the rule.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 13, 2019 01:02 PM (j3npP)

My concern stems from their proclivity to following the herd. They're more socialized than men, but that makes them reluctant to look someone in the eye and say, "No. I think you're wrong."

To lead them, you just need to put a bell on Bossie, and the rest of the herd will follow.

Note that this conjecture also explains why married women are not as subject to this problem as single ones: having a husband, they're not as dependent on the herd for protection and validation.

Just my parlor psychoanalysis, worth every penny you paid for it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 01:06 PM (YqDXo)

395 Women should have never been allowed to vote because of their tendency towards hysterical, overemotional states of mind. The outliers are the exception that proves the rule.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

You know how they treated hysterical females, correct?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 01:06 PM (4RRDi)

396 SF writer Larry Niven came up with the concept that mana powered magic, back around 12,000 B.C. The problem? Mana was like the fertility of the soil. Once you used it up, it was gone. That idea has the advantage of explaining (a) why we still want to believe in magic -- it once worked! -- and (b) why it doesn't any more.

It also explains why unicorns are now horses without horns and the merpeople are manatees or dolphins. Creatures whose metabolism depends on magic breed oddly when the mana gets low.

Which could also explain the oddness of these women.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 01:06 PM (ClOmq)

397 But remember, they are the party of #Science.

Posted by: DocJ at August 13, 2019 01:06 PM (77WPm)

398 Could be worse. They could all be pluppets.

Posted by: Dr. Steve Brule at August 13, 2019 01:06 PM (P2Nzk)

399 An El Al Airlines flight attendant who contracted measles after a person infected with the disease boarded a flight from New York City has died, according to Israeli media reports.
Israel's Ministry of Health confirmed that a person infected with measles was onboard an El Al Airlines flight from New York City to Israel on March 26.
There are ongoing measles outbreaks in Israel and New York.

Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2019 01:06 PM (QkjLD)

400 Is this a trend? No wonder my cows wen dry

Posted by: Regular joe at August 13, 2019 01:06 PM (6/uwW)

401 The backlash years of the early 21st century revealed to many women something we had always suspected: we had never belonged to that daylight world. We had tried; we had worked; we had been loyal to the rules and values of society as we knew it....

If the village didn't want us, we might as well head out into the woods."

in other words, you're right, you do your best work at night, whore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2019 01:06 PM (V2Yro)

402 *looks up from reading the Roman Ritual of Exorcism*

Zombie, yep.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 01:07 PM (AWqtp)

403 Now, my dad used to go to Haiti and build churches.

I'll bet it surprised the hell out of the property owners.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 01:07 PM (Mouru)

404 I've heard of Man Witch."

Canned humor...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 01:07 PM (6qErC)

405
OT: HAM Operators:

Whats this FCC last week banned import of HAM radios not specifically locked down to the HAM bands?

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 01:07 PM (UFLLM)

406 She does not look it. Google her up. Shocked when I saw she was in her seventies. Initially I thought she might be about 50 or so.
Posted by: The truth, you can't handle the truth at August 13, 2019 01:02 PM (zdy0U)

Oh right.

Yes, pretty freaky. Probably genetic.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 01:07 PM (99nab)

407 just think how pissed off they're all going to be when they do all this and it doesn't work.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Are you suggesting it might not work?

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2019 01:07 PM (tH5fk)

408

There's no place like home
There's no place like home

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 01:07 PM (aKsyK)

409 Alright put the razor blades and mirrors away

Posted by: Willow at August 13, 2019 01:07 PM (h85MV)

410 Now, my dad used to go to Haiti and build churches. He had some hair raising witchcraft stories he witnessed first hand.
Posted by: Horus Hearsay

So feminists are now following in the stinky footsteps of Haiti? Good choice of model to follow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 01:07 PM (YqDXo)

411 They seem nice - Go Trump MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at August 13, 2019 01:08 PM (f00Gn)

412 375 366 That's because they are at war with the feedback of reality.
Posted by: Axeman at August 13, 2019 01:01 PM (DuZls)

Just saw this. Thank you. It's a more poetic way of saying the same thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 01:02 PM (YqDXo)

Objective vs. Subjective again.

They want to live in a world where reality is ordained and influenced by the observer. Reality refuses to comply. It drives them bugfuck crazy.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 13, 2019 01:03 PM (J+mig)

That's just part of my list that shows the traits every Leftist has:

Projection
Cognitive Dissonance
Inability to make logical comparisons
Unable to identify cause and effect
Ends justify the means
History starts yesterday
Presentism
Emotion trumps facts

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 01:08 PM (2DOZq)

413 Is there any matriarchy found in the animal kingdom? Insects, yes, but mammals?

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 13, 2019 01:08 PM (vkS2Z)

414 Mana + Manatee = Merperson (Person of Mer?)

Got it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 01:08 PM (Mouru)

415 You know how they treated hysterical females, correct?"

Gave them smart phones w/facetwit and endless time for texting n' such?

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 01:08 PM (6qErC)

416 409 Alright put the razor blades and mirrors away
-----------------
Are you shaving your legs?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 13, 2019 01:08 PM (2LelM)

417 389
Some people's Posted by: lines are breaking into 2 or 3 lines. Anybody
else seeing this? I first started noticing it a couple days ago. Weird.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 13, 2019
*
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. . .

Some clever people discovered that by putting the HTML tag "< br >" (without the spaces or quotes) in their sig lines, they could break the lines up.

Posted by: Wolfus
(the Great)
Aurelius at August 13, 2019 01:08 PM (ClOmq)

418 Oooo...

Instapundit just jabbed Allahpundit.

"Allahpundit, of course, thinks Trump's just an angry toddler who somehow stumbled into this."

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/338925/

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:08 PM (iikV8)

419 The older I get the more I lean toward the "he's everywhere" thing though :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13

I don't believe the Devil ever bothers to do much directly. He gets what he wants by whispering in people's ears, egging them on to break laws and trust. "You're really the victim here. You deserve it. Who's even going to find out?", and so on. But I do believe in the externality of evil - many of these temptations do not bubble up from within.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 13, 2019 01:08 PM (J+mig)

420 You know how they treated hysterical females, correct?

The best treatment was in the 1920's.

It involved giving them 'therapeutic orgasms' often in groups by various practitioners and therapists...

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 01:09 PM (UFLLM)

421 Well that is a Val Lewton movie - I Walked With a Zombie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 01:09 PM (AWqtp)

422 Which could also explain the oddness of these women.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 01:06 PM (ClOmq)

I met Larry Niven at a convention in St. Louis many years ago--he was sitting across from me at the table. We talked about writing and science fiction in general. He was surprised I knew his short stories so well. We talked story structure for several minutes. He was insightful as it gets. A very kind, articulate and intelligent guy.

Posted by: troyriser at August 13, 2019 01:09 PM (mSO8Y)

423 https://www.patheos.com/blogs/naturessacredjourney/2016/08/bringing-the-witch-back-to-dd/

Posted by: Jean at August 13, 2019 01:09 PM (B7KlG)

424 You know how they treated hysterical females, correct?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 01:06 PM (4RRDi)

Most of them sank instead of floated.

Rosemary Kennedy knew this.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 13, 2019 01:09 PM (j3npP)

425 Some people's Posted by: lines are breaking into 2 or 3 lines. Anybody else seeing this? I first started noticing it a couple days ago. Weird.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 13, 2019 01:06 PM (JoUsr

You missed the adventure last week, m'Lady. Now that you asked you're gonna see more!

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 01:09 PM (99nab)

426 OT: Go right now to every mainstream comment section, and type "Chris Cuomo clearly should not be allowed to own guns." This massive troll will explode more heads than John Wick. It's a gift! Enjoy it!

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 01:09 PM (mk9aG)

427 Not giving up my right to vote unless you could also convince all the men that vote left to quit voting

Posted by: Willow at August 13, 2019 01:09 PM (rPCqO)

428 It involved giving them 'therapeutic orgasms' often in groups by various practitioners and therapists...
Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 01:09 PM (UFLLM)

Therapeutic for who??? Hahahahahaah

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 01:10 PM (99nab)

429 True. They also have no concept of the scientific method, and
persist in believing things definitively proven to be wrong by empirical
results.

-----

Readers Digest COndensed Version of Actual Discussion With Climate Changer

ME: AGW only exist in "models" and shows no manifestation in any data.

IDIOT: Manns hockeystick PROVES that global warming is real... undeniable.. peer reviewed.. scientific consensus.... DENIER!!!!!!

ME: Mann refuses to release his raw data and in fact has destroyed his raw data table to prevent any review.

IDIOT: Well.... he only did that because you deniers would poke holes in his theories.

ME: You dont have a good grasp of how to "science" at all, do you.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 13, 2019 01:10 PM (8XRCm)

430 Just spit balling here, I am betting that none of these witches looks like Samantha. Or even Endora.

Posted by: Cheri at August 13, 2019 01:10 PM (oiNtH)

431 there any matriarchy found in the animal kingdom? Insects, yes, but mammals?
Posted by: kathysaysso at August 13, 2019 01:08 PM (vkS2Z)

I think elephants and killer whales. I think there are a number of others.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 01:10 PM (2DOZq)

432 She does not look it. Google her up. Shocked when I saw she was in her seventies. Initially I thought she might be about 50 or so.
Posted by: The truth, you can't handle the truth at August 13, 2019 01:02 PM (zdy0U)

Oh right.

Yes, pretty freaky. Probably genetic.
=======
Statistically speaking I'd favor a really good plastic surgeon, followed by genetics, followed by the dark arts.

however, she's publicly known for spirit cooking, so she' more than three standard deviations from the mean right there, baby. (DYSWIDT?)

Posted by: The truth, you can't handle the truth at August 13, 2019 01:10 PM (qKcHg)

433 I'm not sure there's a difference in that distinction you made. Now I bet you'd find people who'd agree with you, but I think ultimate the Judge is divine.
Posted by: The truth, you can't handle the truth at August 13, 2019 12:46 PM (ali3I)

This. The wiccans and the pagans might think that they are worshiping harmless Earth spirits, but they are Satan's unwitting dupes, really.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2019 01:11 PM (a72/q)

434 Here's the thing: People are playing with forces that they do not comprehend. People are inviting in forces which are only too happy to take up residence. People think that oh I'm Wiccan is something cute and fuzzy.

Yeah. Not so much.

You want to tap into the primal and the primordial? Really? Are you sure about that? Really really really sure? Because, okay, then be prepared for all that entails.

I think part of why I think The Witch is such a great movie is that it takes the premise seriously and takes it to the true conclusion. That's also why supposed feminists freaked out about the ending. Because, well, it's not about the power of the feminine to fight against the patriarchy and blah blah blah. It's about witches and witchcraft and the power of that. And those pathetic children cannot deal with what the truly means.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 13, 2019 01:11 PM (mf5HN)

435 308 298
One unexplored subtext of the Salem Witch Trials was that those bitches were just damned annoying.

Posted by: Monty James at August 13, 2019
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. . .
Some of them had interesting names, though. Janet Cornfoot, for example.

At least 2 of my children's ancestors - through their father (my ex-husband) - were arrested during the Salem Witch Trials. One was imprisoned for months and finally let go, another was convicted but escaped.

Come to think of it, that ancestry explains a lot about my ex-husband . . .

Posted by: Marybeth at August 13, 2019 01:11 PM (CmURZ)

436 "Whats this FCC last week banned import of HAM radios not specifically locked down to the HAM bands?"

That's one of the reasons we build our own stuff. A Raspberry Pi can be programmed to transmit pretty much any mode on any frequency. Don't fret.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 01:11 PM (mk9aG)

437 Whats this FCC last week banned"

You're a year out. And no.

Dumbass.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 01:11 PM (6qErC)

438 On Wednesday a new ad from Julián Castro will air in which the Democratic candidate for the presidency will speak directly to Donald Trump. To ensure the president actually sees it, his campaign has purchased ad time on Fox News, including on Trump's favorite program, "Fox & Friends."

.. shoot .. who picked out that suit ? .. or did you just borrow it from Pee Wee Herman ?

Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2019 01:11 PM (QkjLD)

439
point of order .... if I may.

ALL orgasms are "therapeutic"

That is all.

Carry on.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 13, 2019 01:11 PM (8XRCm)

440 We need to start printing face size spiders across the ballots. That should turn the vote toward us.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 13, 2019 01:11 PM (utT6Q)

441

When you know you're outsmarted, you turn to witchcraft.

Kind of a ~~mean~~ dumb girls playground.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 13, 2019 01:11 PM (vEIlU)

442 434 I think part of why I think The Witch is such a great movie is that it takes the premise seriously and takes it to the true conclusion. That's also why supposed feminists freaked out about the ending. Because, well, it's not about the power of the feminine to fight against the patriarchy and blah blah blah. It's about witches and witchcraft and the power of that. And those pathetic children cannot deal with what the truly means.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 13, 2019 01:11 PM (mf5HN)

==========

The witch eats a baby! Literally!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:11 PM (iikV8)

443 Posted by: Willow at August 13, 2019 01:09 PM (rPCqO)

Yep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 01:11 PM (+0VWg)

444 When the witches coven do they synchronize menustration?

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2019 01:11 PM (IO8Xt)

445 I think hyenas are matriarchies. Or some crazy shit like that.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2019 01:11 PM (tH5fk)

446 420
You know how they treated hysterical females, correct?

The best treatment was in the 1920's.

It involved giving them 'therapeutic orgasms' often in groups by various practitioners and therapists...

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 01:09 PM (UFLLM)

Then they learned to take matters into their own hands.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 01:12 PM (t6MX/)

447 422
Which could also explain the oddness of these women.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 01:06 PM (ClOmq)

I met Larry Niven at a convention in St. Louis many years ago--he
was sitting across from me at the table. We talked about writing and
science fiction in general. He was surprised I knew his short stories so
well. We talked story structure for several minutes. He was insightful
as it gets. A very kind, articulate and intelligent guy.

Posted by: troyriser at August 13, 2019
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. . .
I met him at a con in Austin in 1985. He was still smoking his pipe, and in fact carried it on a little leather holster on his belt. I got to ask him a couple of questions about his work that I don't think he'd heard before ("Did you read Rex Stout's Nero Wolfe books as a kid?" and "You have clear spacecraft hulls in your Known Space stories. Did you ever race slot cars with the transparent auto bodies?").

Yes to both.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 01:12 PM (ClOmq)

448 It is so odd to me that a decade after the "hockey stick" was so totally destroyed as a scientific study, people still cling to it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 01:12 PM (KZzsI)

449 413
Is there any matriarchy found in the animal kingdom? Insects, yes, but mammals?

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 13, 2019 01:08 PM (vkS2Z)
Depends a bit on what you mean by "matriarchy". Some macaques have dominance hierarchies that are organised by matrilineage, for instance.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 13, 2019 01:12 PM (CPk08)

450 'Something' in rectosigmoid area seen on xray, presumptive perforation and sepsis.
Autopsy reveals what is later id'd as a dog femur bone, fractured, perfed bowel.

Rover took over.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 01:12 PM (NWiLs)

451
Leftist-Fascists Admit They'll Gladly And Eagerly Enter Into A Pact With The Devil To Advance Their Agenda

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 13, 2019 01:12 PM (V+DeQ)

452 Suspect arrested after firing shots at ICE office in San Antonio

-
Probably a white supremacist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)

453 Kathy . not animal but black widows

Posted by: Willow at August 13, 2019 01:12 PM (45QoC)

454 2019: The Year of the Great Unhinging

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 13, 2019 01:12 PM (BI2mP)

455 OT: PDT tweets...

Would Chris Cuomo be given a Red Flag for his recent rant? Filthy language and a total loss of control. He shouldn't be allowed to have any weapon. He's nuts!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2019 01:12 PM (Dh1wo)

456 You missed the adventure last week, m'Lady. Now that you asked you're gonna see more!

--

I missed another adventure?! Dern it...

*shuffles off, forlorn*

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 13, 2019 01:12 PM (JoUsr)

457 Drudge is an asshole
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 13, 2019 12:21 PM (p0A33)

a sell out imho

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 13, 2019 01:12 PM (vEIlU)

458 http://bit.ly/2KL8Crz
********
Waylon Jennings White Room - YouTube
********
HMMM you learn something new everyday !

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 01:13 PM (BqBId)

459 however, she's publicly known for spirit cooking, so she' more than three standard deviations from the mean right there, baby. (DYSWIDT?)
Posted by: The truth, you can't handle the truth at August 13, 2019 01:10 PM (qKcHg)

I'm slow today.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2019 01:13 PM (99nab)

460 I don't believe the Devil ever bothers to do much directly. He gets what he wants by whispering in people's ears, egging them on to break laws and trust. "You're really the victim here. You deserve it. Who's even going to find out?", and so on. But I do believe in the externality of evil - many of these temptations do not bubble up from within.

Posted by: Cato,
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Ding ding ding.

Posted by: The truth, you can't handle the truth at August 13, 2019 01:13 PM (ali3I)

461 456 You missed the adventure last week, m'Lady. Now that you asked you're gonna see more!

--

I missed another adventure?! Dern it...

*shuffles off, forlorn*
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 13, 2019 01:12 PM (JoUsr)

=========

I've missed so many.

I still don't know what the ONT that nearly killed the ONT was about.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:13 PM (iikV8)

462 @455

O.M.G! That is...priceless.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 13, 2019 01:13 PM (JoUsr)

463 My AP US History teacher had a sly wit. As soon as women got the right to vote, who did they elect? A Pretty Boy.

Posted by: JAS at August 13, 2019 01:13 PM (I5SAg)

464 Rover took over."

Doggy style?

Rawr.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 01:13 PM (6qErC)

465 Well...these people seem perfectly sane.

O_o

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2019 01:13 PM (dkvcO)

466 To ensure the president actually sees it, his campaign has purchased ad time on Fox News, including on Trump's favorite program, "Fox & Friends."

I'm sure the President of the United States of America sits thru ads. Ok, the current one.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 01:14 PM (OiC69)

467 The older I get the more I lean toward the "he's everywhere" thing though :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13

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You just gradually learn that it's not earth-shattering for the Devil to be "everywhere". What would be "earth-shattering" is for him to be removed.

It's not the exorcist. It's more like the finite chance that the entire world could be ruled by a cadre of pederasts.

Satan is "The Accuser". He wants you to do things--to get sucked into things--that degrade you. This is as Biblical as I can get it, but it's really just a sense of Lucifer's "rebellion", "magnificence" and Jesus' main attribution "The Accuser" who "roams about like a lion seeking to devour": Lucifer told The Lord that humans weren't worth it (this totally fits into Job), and he just doesn't see that as much "evidence" as he can mass to show The Lord what Lucifer judges as his error, he just doesn't understand the equation or The Lord's purpose. To some extent, he's stuck up into thinking that as he is the most "magnificence" its all about magnificence (hence, the performative standards of the World).

Man is wholly depraved, which is why Benevolent God feels driven to save him. Perhaps a parallel to the Ninevites and Jonah.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 01:14 PM (DuZls)

468 Lions. Hyenas. Ermm

Posted by: Willow at August 13, 2019 01:14 PM (TArix)

469 431
there any matriarchy found in the animal kingdom? Insects, yes, but mammals?

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 13, 2019 01:08 PM (vkS2Z)

I think elephants and killer whales. I think there are a number of others.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019
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Beavers, I think. No, really. I think it's a rule that when the female is dominant in a pair of animals, the species also mate for life.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 01:14 PM (ClOmq)

470 "You're really the victim here. You deserve it. Who's even going to find out?"
=====

Every TV pitchman for Medicare/Medicaid benefits -- Get the Benefits You Deserve.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 13, 2019 01:14 PM (MIKMs)

471 Warren G. Harding.

Posted by: JAS at August 13, 2019 01:14 PM (I5SAg)

472 Maybe elephants?

Posted by: Willow at August 13, 2019 01:14 PM (TArix)

473 469 Beavers, I think. No, really. I think it's a rule that when the female is dominant in a pair of animals, the species also mate for life.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 01:14 PM (ClOmq)

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The female T-rex was bigger than the male. Maybe they were dominate as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:14 PM (iikV8)

474 Every TV pitchman for Medicare/Medicaid benefits -- Get the Benefits You Deserve."

The Texas Hammer...

GET YOURS!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 01:14 PM (6qErC)

475

How badly do the Leftist-Fascists want to win?

a) Enough to lie.
b) Enough to steal.
c) Enough to kill.
d) Enough to join Satan.
e) All of the above.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 13, 2019 01:15 PM (V+DeQ)

476 @418 Sen. Dianne Feinstein Jumps For Joy When Trump Suggests Adding Assault Weapons Ban To Manchin-Toomey
https://t.co/lgO6wDlBbp

Posted by: David at August 13, 2019 01:15 PM (jY1B4)

477 Just spit balling here, I am betting that none of these witches looks like Samantha. Or even Endora.
Posted by: Cheri at August 13, 2019 01:10 PM (oiNtH)

My money is on Carol Kane playing Gomez Addams' mom.

https://tinyurl.com/y6c3jdx4

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 01:15 PM (Mouru)

478 *shuffles off, forlorn*
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 13, 2019 01:12 PM (JoUsr)

The posted line fun went on for a thread or two and it was all started by ace who I believe discovered it.

Posted by: ...

at August 13, 2019 01:15 PM (99nab)

479 I would echo the sentiment of both. A logical syllogism is like an alien construct to them.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 01:04 PM (t6MX/)

An article about training retarded women to function in the world included the assertion that "retarded women can make good wives."

One feminists seethed, "Reverse the logic! Good wives are retarded!"

Uh ... no, sweetheart. There's this whole "affirming the antecedent, denying the consequent" thing.

Affirming the consequent ... not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 01:15 PM (YqDXo)

480 I used to work with a guy whose roommate was a self-described 'witch'. This guy used to wear a t-shirt that said 'Never Again The Burning' - in support of not burning witches i guess.

I liked to ask him, "Ok, but what about the itching and the chafing? Did you get that taken care of?"

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 13, 2019 01:15 PM (lMQbU)

481 Drudge has reached hysterical female status - the Brits, who used to 'own' Hong Kong seem way more blase about Hong Kong than Matt is at the moment.

What's important is getting the "Trump silent" headline out there, right Maddy?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 01:16 PM (37IEG)

482

It takes a ~~village~~ cauldron.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 13, 2019 01:16 PM (vEIlU)

483 I think part of why I think The Witch is such a great movie is that it takes the premise seriously and takes it to the true conclusion. That's also why supposed feminists freaked out about the ending. Because, well, it's not about the power of the feminine to fight against the patriarchy and blah blah blah. It's about witches and witchcraft and the power of that. And those pathetic children cannot deal with what the truly means.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 13, 2019 01:11 PM (mf5HN)

==========

The witch eats a baby! Literally!
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So? Its not like you don't eat veal. In the end its all just a matter of taste isn't it?

Posted by: Banality of Evil, its only banal incrementally at August 13, 2019 01:16 PM (gFG8e)

484 This. The wiccans and the pagans might think that they are worshiping harmless Earth spirits, but they are Satan's unwitting dupes, really.

Well yes, its a binary thing: for God or agin' him, but there is a religious distinction between Wiccans and Satanists. There are several kinds of Satanists, for that matter: some view Satan as the god of freedom, who rebelled against a cruel and restrictive God. Then there are the ones who celebrate evil.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 01:16 PM (KZzsI)

485 Is there any matriarchy found in the animal kingdom? Insects, yes, but mammals?

Posted by: kathysaysso

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Elephants

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 13, 2019 01:16 PM (YslsA)

486 Needful Things by Stephen King is probably one of the most interesting--and convincing--portrayals of Satan.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 01:16 PM (DuZls)

487 "Man is wholly depraved" So few people seem to know that. The notions that man is basically good, and that humans are perfectible, are among the most destructive myths to gain acceptance in the last few centuries.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 01:16 PM (mk9aG)

488 473
469 Beavers, I think. No, really. I think it's a rule that when the
female is dominant in a pair of animals, the species also mate for life.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 01:14 PM (ClOmq)

=========

The female T-rex was bigger than the male. Maybe they were dominate as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019
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. . .
Makes a kind of sense. Birds are supposed to be the dinosaurs' descendants, and a number of bird species pair for life, don't they?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 01:16 PM (ClOmq)

489 http://bit.ly/2KL8Crz
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Waylon Jennings White Room - YouTube
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HMMM you learn something new everyday !
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 01:13 PM (BqBId)

That's horrible.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 01:17 PM (NFEMn)

490 One feminists seethed

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 01:15 PM (YqDXo)

I am pretty sure that is an accepted logical fallacy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 01:17 PM (t6MX/)

491 *waves to the Empress*

Never watched The Witch. Is it really any good?

Guess I could watch Haxan again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 01:17 PM (AWqtp)

492 Cicero - you nailed it!!

Posted by: Cheri at August 13, 2019 01:17 PM (oiNtH)

493 483
The witch eats a baby! Literally!
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So? Its not like you don't eat veal. In the end its all just a matter of taste isn't it?
Posted by: Banality of Evil, its only banal incrementally at August 13, 2019 01:16 PM (gFG8e)

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Chris Evans crying near the end of Snowpiercer as he's recalling the first days on the train when they resorted to cannibalism. He says babies taste best. It's a disturbing moment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:17 PM (iikV8)

494 437
Whats this FCC last week banned"

You're a year out. And no.

Dumbass.

Posted by: Anon a mouse

I'm not a dumbass. I ran across a reference and, being ignorant of all things HAM, I didn't understand what I was reading and asked for legit help from the Wisdom of the Hoard.

What crawled up your ass today?

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 01:17 PM (UFLLM)

495 477 Just spit balling here, I am betting that none of these witches looks like Samantha. Or even Endora.
Posted by: Cheri at August 13, 2019 01:10 PM (oiNtH)

My money is on Carol Kane playing Gomez Addams' mom.

https://tinyurl.com/y6c3jdx4
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 01:15 PM (Mouru)

My money is on winners of the Andrea Dworkin look-alike contest:

https://tinyurl.com/y3ndqn8p

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 01:17 PM (YqDXo)

496 People think that oh I'm Wiccan is something cute and fuzzy.

***

Yeah either this occult stuff is bs or it is dealing with very bad things (note the literature of occultists says this specifically)

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2019 01:18 PM (3cfl2)

497 480 I used to work with a guy whose roommate was a self-described 'witch'. This guy used to wear a t-shirt that said 'Never Again The Burning' - in support of not burning witches i guess.

I liked to ask him, "Ok, but what about the itching and the chafing? Did you get that taken care of?"
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 13, 2019 01:15 PM (lMQbU)

That's what Gyne-Lotrimin's for. Probably invented by a man, to boot.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 01:18 PM (NWiLs)

498 Has anybody mentioned Sabrina's two aunts, the cute one and the hot one? Now those were witches, baby.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 01:18 PM (ClOmq)

499 473
469 Beavers, I think. No, really. I think it's a rule that when the
female is dominant in a pair of animals, the species also mate for life.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 01:14 PM (ClOmq)

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The female T-rex was bigger than the male. Maybe they were dominate as well.

Nonetheless, the male T-Rex was in charge of squishing the Jurassic spiders, which, given his arms, was no small task.

Posted by: pep at August 13, 2019 01:18 PM (T6t7i)

500
Drudge is an asshole
Posted by: Nevergiveup

a sell out imho
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

The business of business is business.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2019 01:18 PM (aKsyK)

501 this fellow in the url, has turned up some interesting connections to wexner, who in turn was epsteins principle sponsor

Posted by: admiral marcus at August 13, 2019 01:18 PM (x+C/t)

502 It is so hot outside today that I swear Hades has bubbled up to the surface.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 13, 2019 01:18 PM (JoUsr)

503 joanna schroeder
@iproposethis
Do you have white teenage sons?

Listen up.

I've been watching my boys' online behavior and noticed that social media and vloggers are actively laying groundwork in white teens to turn them into alt-right/white supremacists.

Here's how:

It's a system I believe is purposefully created to disillusion white boys away from progressive/liberal perspectives.

First, the boys are inundated by memes featuring subtly racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-Semitic jokes.

Being kids, they don't see the nuance and repeat/share.

Then they're called out for these jokes/phrases/memes by parents, teachers, kids (mostly girls) at school &
and online.

The boys then feel shame & embarrassment - and shame is the force that, I believe, leads people to their worst decisions.and

The second step is the boys consuming media with the "people are too sensitive" and "you can't say anything anymore!" themes.

For these boys, this will ring true - they're getting in trouble for "nothing".

This narrative allows boys to shed the shame - replacing it w/anger.

And who is their anger with?

Women, feminists, liberals, people of color, gay folks, etc etc. So-called snowflakes.

And nobody is there to dismantle the "snowflake" fallacy.

These boys are being set up - they're placed like baseballs on a tee and hit right out of the park.

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'" snowflake" fallacy'? I'd say you damn near proved it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 01:19 PM (+y/Ru)

504 The thing is that social hierarchies can be matrilineal and patrilineal in any given society, depending on what the power is over. for instance, in the Iroquois confederacy, government was largely matriarchal. But war was a male domain.

In lions, much of pack behavior is based on female hierarchies, but struggles between males dominate mating patterns.And so forth.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at August 13, 2019 01:19 PM (CPk08)

505 Is the movie The Witch the one with Black Philip the goat?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 01:19 PM (ClOmq)

506 Once you take in and marinate in the concept that Satan is the "Ruler of this Age", then you realize that Satan is more mundane than Occult.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 01:19 PM (DuZls)

507 Rereading what you just said Empress, it seems the movie embraces the Alistair Crowely's version of witchcraft.

All about Me, even if it means sacrificing babies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 01:20 PM (AWqtp)

508 My conclusion is witches are bitches.

Posted by: rld with coffee at August 13, 2019 01:20 PM (uNX+f)

509 503 And nobody is there to dismantle the "snowflake" fallacy.

These boys are being set up - they're placed like baseballs on a tee and hit right out of the park.

-
'" snowflake" fallacy'? I'd say you damn near proved it!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 01:19 PM (+y/Ru)

=========

Short version:

Progressivism demonizes men so much that when young men are raised in that environment, they look anywhere that tells them that men aren't terrible. So far, one of the only online communities dedicated to the proposition that men aren't evil is the alt-right. Therefore, the alt-right is the problem.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:20 PM (iikV8)

510 Lion couples too!
https://tinyurl.com/y4xs6ju2
(picture meme)

Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2019 01:20 PM (Dh1wo)

511 Every TV pitchman for Medicare/Medicaid benefits -- Get the Benefits You Deserve."

Every pitchman for everything says that.

I'd like to go on TV and say, "Get the swift kick in the ass you deserve."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 01:20 PM (YqDXo)

512 "OT: PDT tweets... Would Chris Cuomo be given a Red Flag"

Get out there and help PDT! Troll all the mainstream sites that accept comments. This is the tastiest treat we've had in a long time!

(BTW, yes, I seriously believe that Chris Cuomo should not be legally able to own a gun.)

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 01:20 PM (mk9aG)

513 Whatever, just go make me a sandwich, witch.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at August 13, 2019 01:20 PM (0CeRG)

514 Voila! The enthalpy of a hex! That one would sail through the peer review process.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 12:56 PM (YqDXo)

You'd have to do all the calcs in hexadecimal, of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2019 01:20 PM (a72/q)

515 Has anybody mentioned Sabrina's two aunts, the cute one and the hot one? Now those were witches, baby.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

We like how your little brain works.

Posted by: Pronhub at August 13, 2019 01:20 PM (rFmwm)

516 Going long on 'eye of newt'.....won't be able to find it in stores for long.

Posted by: BignJames at August 13, 2019 01:20 PM (ykq7q)

517 505 Is the movie The Witch the one with Black Philip the goat?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 01:19 PM (ClOmq)

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Yup.

And diseased corn that could possibly explain the crazy stuff the characters see and hear.

Or it's real witches.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:21 PM (iikV8)

518 "I talk about (Amazon's taxes) all of the time," Sanders said Monday evening in Wolfeboro, N.H., his first stop in a two-day swing through the state that holds the first presidential primary in the race for the White House. "And then I wonder why The Washington Post, which is owned by Jeff Bezos, who owns Amazon, doesn't write particularly good articles about me. I don't know why."

Later in the evening, at a second campaign event in North Conway, Sanders said that "we have pointed out over and over again that Amazon made $10 billion in profits last year. You know how much they paid in taxes? You got it, zero! Any wonder why The Washington Post is not one of my great supporters, I wonder why?"

Sanders didn't give any specific examples of what he considered unfair coverage by the Washington Post.

The executive editor of the Post responded to Sanders' jabs late Monday night.

"Sen. Sanders is a member of a large club of politicians -- of every ideology -- who complain about their coverage," Marty Baron said in a statement. "Contrary to the conspiracy theory the senator seems to favor, Jeff Bezos allows our newsroom to operate with full independence, as our reporters and editors can attest."

Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2019 01:21 PM (QkjLD)

519 Man is wholly depraved, which is why Benevolent God feels driven to save him. Perhaps a parallel to the Ninevites and Jonah.
Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 01:14 PM (DuZls)

I look at it as Man not being wholly depraved - the Redeemer needed something to work with. You can't redeem the utterly irredeemable. Each of us has a divine spark, which we can either snuff out or feed until it becomes a beacon to the world.

Most will achieve neither, but as long as the light remains, there is hope.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 13, 2019 01:21 PM (J+mig)

520 Is there any matriarchy found in the animal kingdom? Insects, yes, but mammals?

Posted by: kathysaysso

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Lions
Tigers
Bears
Beavers
Dolphins
Wolves
Coyotes

Posted by: fixerupper at August 13, 2019 01:21 PM (8XRCm)

521 Chris Evans crying near the end of Snowpiercer as he's recalling the first days on the train when they resorted to cannibalism. He says babies taste best. It's a disturbing moment.
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Of course, he was upset they leftovers were gone.

Posted by: Banality of Evil, its only banal incrementally - paid spokesperson for W.i.T.C.h. at August 13, 2019 01:21 PM (D2Pr1)

522 Next up: these feminists will whine about not being taken seriously.

Imagine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 01:21 PM (YqDXo)

523 " snowflake" fallacy'? I'd say you damn near proved it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 01:19 PM (+y/Ru)
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Man, righties sound like commies.

The left parody themselves yet again.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 01:21 PM (DuZls)

524 I used to work with a guy whose roommate was a self-described 'witch'. This guy used to wear a t-shirt that said 'Never Again The Burning' - in support of not burning witches i guess.

I liked to ask him, "Ok, but what about the itching and the chafing? Did you get that taken care of?"
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2019 01:21 PM (oBghv)

525 I've seen 'Endora' mentioned, the character played by Agnes Moorehead in 'Bewitched'. As it happens, she was my great-grandfather's cousin, which I've always found immensely cool.

Posted by: troyriser at August 13, 2019 01:21 PM (mSO8Y)

526 521 Of course, he was upset they leftovers were gone.
Posted by: Banality of Evil, its only banal incrementally - paid spokesperson for W.i.T.C.h. at August 13, 2019 01:21 PM (D2Pr1)

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Quality black humor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:21 PM (iikV8)

527 503 joanna schroeder
@iproposethis
Do you have white teenage sons?

Listen up.

I've been watching my boys' online behavior and noticed that social media and vloggers are actively laying groundwork in white teens to turn them into alt-right/white supremacists.

---

Now do what online communities does to teen girls.

I'll wait.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 13, 2019 01:22 PM (KUaJL)

528 some interesting connections to wexner, who in turn was epsteins principle sponsor

You think he 'inherited' the business from wexner?

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 01:22 PM (NpvYf)

529 Short version:

Progressivism demonizes men so much that when young men are raised
in that environment, they look anywhere that tells them that men aren't
terrible. So far, one of the only online communities dedicated to the
proposition that men aren't evil is the alt-right. Therefore, the
alt-right is the problem.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:20 PM (iikV

Corollary: Everything that isn't bugfuck crazy leftist is alt-right.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 01:22 PM (t6MX/)

530 >>this fellow in the url, has turned up some interesting connections to wexner, who in turn was epsteins principle sponsor

Interesting. Does nothing to tamp down my curiosity about Epstein's ties to organized crime and the government.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2019 01:22 PM (ZLI7S)

531 So Leftism is the ergot of Modern Times?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 01:22 PM (AWqtp)

532 ahem, that's "Philip The Goat Of Color" if you please

Posted by: Philip The Goat Of Color at August 13, 2019 01:22 PM (lMQbU)

533 number of bird species pair for life"

So what, one or two years?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 01:22 PM (6qErC)

534 "What crawled up your ass today?" Typical AoSHQ mob friendly-fire.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 01:22 PM (mk9aG)

535 Trump should tweet out that he's hired better, more powerful witches to cast defensive and counter-offensive spells that reflect hexes back at the amateurs.

Posted by: I Have Questions at August 13, 2019 01:23 PM (BvNzB)

536 You just gradually learn that it's not earth-shattering for the Devil to be "everywhere". What would be "earth-shattering" is for him to be removed.

Well its not that he's omnipresent, its that he has a lot of devils who work very effectively. I doubt in my life I've ever gotten the direct notice of Satan himself, I just don't rate. But its not like the Devil is raging around on a flaming horse directing things like a general. He's more subtle, whispering in people's ears, nudging people, dropping hints and ideas

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 01:23 PM (KZzsI)

537 506 Once you take in and marinate in the concept that Satan is the "Ruler of this Age", then you realize that Satan is more mundane than Occult.
Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 01:19 PM (DuZls)

Evil is, quite often, absolutely banal. There's nothing new or creative in it, it's the same old traps over and over.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 13, 2019 01:23 PM (J+mig)

538 531 So Leftism is the ergot of Modern Times?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 01:22 PM (AWqtp)

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I saw "ergot" and immediately formed it into "Margot" which became "Margot Robbie".

I was happy for a second.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:23 PM (iikV8)

539 Later in the evening, at a second campaign event in North Conway, Sanders said that "we have pointed out over and over again that Amazon made $10 billion in profits last year. You know how much they paid in taxes? You got it, zero!

He obviously does not grasp the concept of tax loss carry-over.

And as for realizing that corporations do not pay taxes, but merely collect them from individuals on behalf of the government, forget it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 01:23 PM (YqDXo)

540

Witches are best 'cause they can wiggle their nose and make a sammi appear in front of you.

Shame about the consuming your soul part though.

And ginger witches? Doomed you are...

Posted by: Rockery Hudpeck at August 13, 2019 01:23 PM (UFLLM)

541 60 ...waves wand... "Fredo Expelliarmus!!!"

giggle worthy

Posted by: fox at August 13, 2019 01:23 PM (hdFyL)

542 I've seen 'Endora' mentioned, the character played by Agnes Moorehead in 'Bewitched'. As it happens, she was my great-grandfather's cousin, which I've always found immensely cool.
Posted by: troyriser

She probably had fun collecting that paycheck. Most of the time, she was seated, and chewed on the scenery and the rest of the cast.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 13, 2019 01:23 PM (rFmwm)

543 533
number of bird species pair for life"

So what, one or two years?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019
*
*
. . .
A darn long time if you're in a cage and the highlight of your day is fresh birdseed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 01:24 PM (ClOmq)

544 534
"What crawled up your ass today?" Typical AoSHQ mob friendly-fire.

Posted by: gp at August 13, 2019 01:22 PM (mk9aG)

Lighten up, Fredo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 01:24 PM (t6MX/)

545 I'd tweet back, "so when are these hexes supposed to work?"

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2019 01:24 PM (NpvYf)

546 Just kidding.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 13, 2019 01:24 PM (t6MX/)

547 My gosh I did a Windows update and it took an hour and a half. What did I miss?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 13, 2019 01:24 PM (lwiT4)

548 I've seen 'Endora' mentioned, the character played by Agnes Moorehead in 'Bewitched'. As it happens, she was my great-grandfather's cousin, which I've always found immensely cool.

--

I always thought she was pretty cool. Plus, I've read she was a staunch conservative. That's a neat fact that you're distantly related to her.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 13, 2019 01:24 PM (JoUsr)

549 And the Holy Spirit is "The Advocate" who pleads your case to the throne of God.

Posted by: JAS at August 13, 2019 01:24 PM (I5SAg)

550 538 531 So Leftism is the ergot of Modern Times?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 01:22 PM (AWqtp)

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I saw "ergot" and immediately formed it into "Margot" which became "Margot Robbie".

I was happy for a second.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:23 PM (iikV

Ergot of Robbie. Turns you into an ass man.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 13, 2019 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

551 The James Madison, may I ask if you are in Poland, and if so, are you enjoying it?

We lived there two years, and it is one of the few places I would go back to.

Posted by: Moki at August 13, 2019 01:24 PM (mFoNl)

552 "Sen. Sanders is a member of a large club of politicians -- of every ideology -- who complain about their coverage," Marty Baron said in a statement. "Contrary to the conspiracy theory the senator seems to favor, Jeff Bezos allows our newsroom to operate with full independence, as our reporters and editors can attest."
Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2019 01:21 PM (QkjLD)
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LOL

"As all the people who work for him under threat of termination will attest".

They either think we're stupid or they're laughing at us. I'm incline to believe it's both.

Posted by: ...

at August 13, 2019 01:25 PM (99nab)

553 533
number of bird species pair for life"

So what, one or two years?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019
*
*
. . .
Parrots live a looong time. But I don't know if they bond for life.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 01:25 PM (ClOmq)

554 547 My gosh I did a Windows update and it took an hour and a half. What did I miss?
Posted by: grammie winger at August 13, 2019 01:24 PM (lwiT4)

=========

The eating of babies.

This place has taken a turn.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:25 PM (iikV8)

555 543
533

number of bird species pair for life"

So what, one or two years?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019
*
*
. . .
A darn long time if you're in a cage and the highlight of your day is fresh birdseed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 01:24 PM (ClOmq)
And the male bird gets the same look us human males get when we turn to our mate and kindly ask for a "tickle".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 13, 2019 01:25 PM (N39Ws)

556 A darn long time if you're in a cage and the highlight of your day is fresh birdseed."

So, wedded bliss, then...

/

*sort of*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 01:25 PM (6qErC)

557 Nood

Posted by: Ha at August 13, 2019 01:25 PM (MAstk)

558 What are you all doing here? Nood.

Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2019 01:25 PM (tH5fk)

559 Do they weigh more than a duck?

Posted by: goodluckduck at August 13, 2019 01:25 PM (rwaEp)

560 531 So Leftism is the ergot of Modern Times?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 13, 2019 01:22 PM (AWqtp)

Well put.

We are looking at a textbook case of mass hysteria, just on an unprecedented scale and timeline. Most of these burn themselves out much sooner.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 13, 2019 01:25 PM (J+mig)

561 Oh, and nood.

So there.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 13, 2019 01:25 PM (6qErC)

562 I doubt in my life I've ever gotten the direct notice of Satan himself, I just don't rate.

To be fair, ass-raping John McCain and Ted Kennedy is pretty much a full-time job that doesn't leave much time for extracurricular tempting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 13, 2019 01:26 PM (Mouru)

563 The thing is that social hierarchies can be matrilineal and patrilineal in any given society, depending on what the power is over. for instance, in the Iroquois confederacy, government was largely matriarchal.

How are the Iroquois doing these days?

Oh.

Sorry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 13, 2019 01:26 PM (YqDXo)

564 Noodus CNN-icus

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 01:26 PM (ClOmq)

565 Parrots live a looong time. But I don't know if they bond for life.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 13, 2019 01:25 PM (ClOmq)

Yes, you are the only one for me, honey. Squawk.

Posted by: Male Parrot at August 13, 2019 01:26 PM (t6MX/)

566 She probably had fun collecting that paycheck. Most of the time, she was seated, and chewed on the scenery and the rest of the cast.
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 13, 2019 01:23 PM (rFmwm)

Being very distantly related to a Mercury Theater player and someone who was in 'Citizen Kane' may be borrowed glory, but I kind of groove on it.

Posted by: troyriser at August 13, 2019 01:26 PM (mSO8Y)

567 The eating of babies.

This place has taken a turn.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:25 PM (iikV

It was that banana spritz guy, wasn't it? He ruins everything.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 13, 2019 01:26 PM (lwiT4)

568 To be fair, ass-raping John McCain and Ted Kennedy is pretty much a full-time job that doesn't leave much time for extracurricular tempting.

Yeah but if you love your job, the days just breeze by

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 01:26 PM (KZzsI)

569 551 The James Madison, may I ask if you are in Poland, and if so, are you enjoying it?

We lived there two years, and it is one of the few places I would go back to.
Posted by: Moki at August 13, 2019 01:24 PM (mFoNl)

==========

Nah. Never been. Just an attempt at humor.

It's a reference to the movie To Be Or Not To Be. I think of the Mel Brooks version first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:27 PM (iikV8)

570 I've seen 'Endora' mentioned, the character played by Agnes Moorehead in 'Bewitched'. As it happens, she was my great-grandfather's cousin, which I've always found immensely cool.
Posted by: troyriser

That is cool. She was a great actress as well in many movies.

Posted by: Cheri at August 13, 2019 01:27 PM (oiNtH)

571 What we should do (and have done) is every 100 years or so we should throw out systems we know work perfectly well and replace them with systems that we understand only through vague theory given to us by people with an agenda pawing through artifacts and grave sites telling us how ancient societies functioned.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 13, 2019 01:27 PM (37IEG)

572 There's only one way to respond to this. I'm starting me up a damn drum circle!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2019 01:28 PM (hjaPQ)

573 Poor goats. Selected as the devil's mascot .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 13, 2019 01:28 PM (2DOZq)

574 Once you take in and marinate in the concept that Satan is the "Ruler of
this Age", then you realize that Satan is more mundane than Occult.
=====

Good Omens.

Is anyone else old enough to remember Philip Barth and 'Giles Goat Boy'?

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 13, 2019 01:28 PM (MIKMs)

575 My gosh I did a Windows update and it took an hour and a half. What did I miss?
Posted by: grammie winger at August 13, 2019 01:24 PM (lwiT4)

heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 13, 2019 01:28 PM (vEIlU)

576 I look at it as Man not being wholly depraved - the Redeemer needed something to work with. You can't redeem the utterly irredeemable. Each of us has a divine spark, which we can either snuff out or feed until it becomes a beacon to the world.

Most will achieve neither, but as long as the light remains, there is hope.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 13, 2019 01:21 PM (J+mig)
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We are the most depraved. We were given the Image of God and we were fearfully and wonderfully made, but we have fouled that image.

Depraved simple means something made crooked. Something crooked was meant to be straight, but was warped, twisted. Wrong (wrung) has the same metaphor behind it. So you can't have a full sense of "depraved" without an underlying structure which depravity corrupts.

Posted by:
Axeman
at August 13, 2019 01:28 PM (DuZls)

577 I really do not get paganism/satanism.

As far as I can tell, paganism doesn't actually provide a moral framework. It says nothing about how you should live your life, simply tells you things you can do with occult practices. What's the point of a religion that doesn't provide you with a purpose? That's just bad science.

Satanism is weird for a different reason. If you're accepting that God exists, your rebellion is doomed to fail. You ontologically can't win when your opponent sustains your existence even as you rebel.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 13, 2019 01:28 PM (KUaJL)

578 There's only one way to respond to this. I'm starting me up a damn drum circle!
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2019 01:28 PM (hjaPQ)

Warlocks unite!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 13, 2019 01:29 PM (vEIlU)

579 I'm not going to say it's not lunacy but I think that there's something going on, including flat earth people, where creating or pretending to create this alternate world, LARPing really, that is more appealing or at least distracting, gives people a framework for dealing with their days.

If you feel helpless (and we can pinpoint who is doing everything possible to make women feel helpless) then even if you really don't actually believe it, pretending to have the power to influence your world by casting a spell makes you feel better.

Plus you get to do something social with friends and wear pretty flowy colorful flower child clothes and daisy crowns.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at August 13, 2019 01:29 PM (BD/yx)

580 I thought SCIENCE said there is no such thing as a witch?--
Science to one civilization is magic to another

Posted by: FrodoB at August 13, 2019 01:29 PM (vNyGK)

581 You think he 'inherited' the business from wexner?
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Hmm.

can you seriously make 12 billion dollars selling underwear?

Never really thought about that. I can see the tennis shoe thing. They make them in Indonesia for 3 bucks and sell them here for like 300. That math makes more sense. Of course the underwear they sell more than one or two pairs . . . I guess the math could work out.

Posted by: I can't handle the truth at August 13, 2019 01:30 PM (ali3I)

582 I know someone who goes to wiccan events. It's just an excuse to walk around naked and do drugs and drink.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 13, 2019 01:30 PM (vEIlU)

583 I suspect that more often than not when people start to "play around" with witchcraft they run into the real thing.

The good news is the same is true for those who seek the Lord.

I remember clearly when our helper took her two year old to a witch doctor for something and he came back speaking in a different voice and with weird eyes. My wife prayed for him and he was delivered.

There is very definitely a spiritual battle going on in this world.

Posted by: TexasDan
test your brakes at August 13, 2019 01:30 PM (hr5kG)

584 If you're accepting that God exists, your rebellion is doomed to fail. You ontologically can't win when your opponent sustains your existence even as you rebel.
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Screw you Dad! You can't tell me how to live!!!

Posted by: teenagers at August 13, 2019 01:32 PM (qKcHg)

585 Here's the thing: People are playing with forces that they do not comprehend. People are inviting in forces which are only too happy to take up residence. People think that oh I'm Wiccan is something cute and fuzzy.

Yeah. Not so much.

You want to tap into the primal and the primordial? Really? Are you sure about that? Really really really sure? Because, okay, then be prepared for all that entails.

I think part of why I think The Witch is such a great movie is that it takes the premise seriously and takes it to the true conclusion. That's also why supposed feminists freaked out about the ending. Because, well, it's not about the power of the feminine to fight against the patriarchy and blah blah blah. It's about witches and witchcraft and the power of that. And those pathetic children cannot deal with what the truly means.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 13, 2019 01:11 PM (mf5HN)

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This is brilliance and I thank you for it.

Posted by: dabhidh at August 13, 2019 01:33 PM (O6j2k)

586 Now that everybody's departed to the new thread, here's a picture of Agnes Moorhead as a college student. She was pretty. She was always sort of attractive in a patrician way. It was just the crazy hair and makeup as Endora made her look strange:

https://tinyurl.com/y2rf3olt

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2019 01:34 PM (+0VWg)

587 I look at it as Man not being wholly depraved - the Redeemer needed something to work with. You can't redeem the utterly irredeemable. Each of us has a divine spark, which we can either snuff out or feed until it becomes a beacon to the world.

Most will achieve neither, but as long as the light remains, there is hope.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at August 13, 2019 01:21 PM (J+mig)
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We are the most depraved. We were given the Image of God and we were fearfully and wonderfully made, but we have fouled that image.

Depraved simple means something made crooked. Something crooked was meant to be straight, but was warped, twisted. Wrong (wrung) has the same metaphor behind it. So you can't have a full sense of "depraved" without an underlying structure which depravity corrupts.
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Concupiscence?

Posted by: wait what's that again? at August 13, 2019 01:34 PM (WK7IQ)

588 I know someone who goes to wiccan events. It's just an excuse to walk around naked and do drugs and drink.

Pretty much yeah, and have sex. Then there's the tie dyes, the crystals, and the drum circles.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 13, 2019 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

589 547 My gosh I did a Windows update and it took an hour and a half. What did I miss?
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LUNCH

Posted by: rld with coffee at August 13, 2019 01:36 PM (uNX+f)

590 Cuomo was interviewed by Curtis Sliwa on his AM 970 radio show in January 2010 about whether his brother Andrew might seek the Democratic nomination for governor.

Sliwa said he dubbed the Cuomo family "la Cuomo Nostra."

"There is a group of people -- politicos -- who always hint they might run, but not necessarily plunge all the way, and they are members of la Cuomo."

"Who am I, then, Fredo?" Cuomo asked in response.

"Yes, exactly," Sliwa said. "So you better be careful that your brother Andrew doesn't kiss you on both cheeks and then all of a sudden they take you out on the middle of the lake and where's Chris?"

"He kisses me plenty because he's a great big brother," Cuomo said.

Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2019 01:37 PM (QkjLD)

591
We are probably mere months away from NY, CA, or IL inserting witchcraft into curriculum for high schoolers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
World famous in Poland at August 13, 2019 01:01 PM (iikV

And the post office will start training owls to deliver the mail.

Posted by: Sooner at August 13, 2019 01:46 PM (Fs5vw)

592 Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2019 01:17 PM (NFEMn)
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Yeah that was sort of Strange, Ole Waylon was probably drunk or tripping

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 13, 2019 01:50 PM (BqBId)

593 Drum circles? Where's the drum circles?

Posted by: The Recon Ranger at August 13, 2019 01:50 PM (IO8Xt)

594 "The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." - Pat Robertson

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at August 13, 2019 02:01 PM (5fSr7)

595 When a fist hits your eye
Down the stairs you will fly
That's a Fredo!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2019 02:15 PM (+y/Ru)

596 They don't get that we have Trump because we voted against the Witch.

Posted by: this side of the pond at August 13, 2019 02:39 PM (4l3fZ)

597 It's all fun and games until you wake up one morning with a demon gnawing on your arm

Posted by: Dad of Six at August 13, 2019 02:51 PM (FI5IC)

598 Next thing you know, lefties will be down in NoLa looking for Marie Laveau.

Posted by: creeper at August 13, 2019 03:28 PM (RK98Q)

599 "Twilight" tweens all gwown up.

Posted by: Quilp at August 13, 2019 03:28 PM (Bf3hj)

600 On the one hand, it is depressing to consider the spectacle of that many irrational fools. On the other hand, there is some pleasure in contemplating their utter ineffectuality.

Posted by: WLD at August 14, 2019 02:48 PM (ZCp8v)

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