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Mueller: "I'm not prepared to have a legal discussion"
You don't say!
234 I was absent the day they taught purview in Purview School. Posted by: Robert Mueller
Much as I hate to say it, this morning’s hearing was a disaster. Far from breathing life into his damning report, the tired Robert Mueller sucked the life out of it. The effort to save democracy and the rule of law from this lawless president has been set back, not advanced.
— Laurence Tribe (@tribelaw) July 24, 2019
MSNBC’s Jeremy Bash complains Mueller “sucked the life out” of report, “set back” efforts to impeachhttps://t.co/q6DWuqvSf1 pic.twitter.com/xxVBG5PKXt
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 24, 2019
"Impeachment's over," @TerryMoran says amid Robert Mueller's long-awaited congressional testimony.
— ABC News (@ABC) July 24, 2019
Democrats "needed more fuel for any kind of impeachment effort." https://t.co/CXfCvYspNV #MuellerHearings pic.twitter.com/txO9YDjIa8
#MuellerHearing be like... pic.twitter.com/rjAFrUs9ve
— Rosie memos (@almostjingo) July 24, 2019
Here is the walk back. Special Counsel Robert Mueller walks back a statement he made earlier today "I want to go back to one thing that was said this morning by Mr. Lieu who said, and I quote "you didn't charge the president because of the OLC opinion." "That is not the correct way to say it." Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT
165 Dig this, he VOLUNTEERED it in his opening statement. It was that much of an eff-up! I think Zebley counseled him. Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2019 01:23 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Jose at July 24, 2019 01:23 PM (V6W16)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 24, 2019 01:23 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2019 01:23 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2019 01:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2019 01:24 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2019 01:24 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 24, 2019 01:24 PM (19g6/)
Posted by: motionview at July 24, 2019 01:24 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 24, 2019 01:25 PM (vkS2Z)
Oh, they are, they are.
Also, Terry Moran is now a MAGA-hat wearing N*zi for pointing out the obvious.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 24, 2019 01:25 PM (O8WFE)
Ouch.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 24, 2019 01:25 PM (owkQl)
Unfortunately, they put the cart before the horse.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2019 01:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: NeverTrumpers at July 24, 2019 01:26 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Dirk the Daring at July 24, 2019 01:26 PM (Y75K9)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2019 01:26 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: Fake Senility at July 24, 2019 01:26 PM (+PjwX)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2019 01:26 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Caliban at July 24, 2019 01:26 PM (qEujL)
Democrats "needed more fuel for any kind of impeachment effort." https://abcn.ws/2XWIELc #MuellerHearings
If this is what the MSM is reporting, was this the Pelosi plan? Liberal failure theater 2.0? We tried to push towards impeachment, but it just isn't going to work (through no fault of our own). Anyone still pushing it (like the squad) lose power and look (more) crazy.
Posted by: Grimaldi at July 24, 2019 01:26 PM (fz/cD)
Posted by: Rush, the band, not Limbaugh at July 24, 2019 01:26 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 24, 2019 01:26 PM (H8QX8)
Carry on.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 24, 2019 01:26 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2019 01:26 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 24, 2019 01:26 PM (9CkBG)
Pfft - there was precisely nothing "damning" about it, at least not with regard to the target of the witch hunt.
Such delicious tears.
Posted by: DocJ at July 24, 2019 01:27 PM (DU2N9)
Oh. OK.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2019 01:27 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2019 01:27 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 24, 2019 01:27 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: Andersonville Cooper Vanderbilt Jesus at July 24, 2019 01:27 PM (8KSPd)
Posted by: Boswell at July 24, 2019 01:27 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:27 PM (ptqGC)
I tried Velcro once but it took 2 guys using both hands to get my pants open to piss.
BTW, Joe Biden and John Kerry are really great guys.
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at July 24, 2019 01:27 PM (RbxEP)
The hardcore bizarro-world Democrats are insisting that impeachment hearings begin immediately.
Posted by: Dirk the Daring
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They lost their bombshell. Mueller pretty much withdrew what he implied about the certainty of indictment if Trump hadn't been president.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2019 01:28 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2019 01:28 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2019 01:28 PM (yu9D4)
You don't get impeachment for free"
But you can get chicks. For free.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 24, 2019 01:28 PM (6qErC)
They're watching a completely different hearing than we are.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 24, 2019 01:28 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: NeverTrumpers at July 24, 2019 01:28 PM (pUDQf)
Yes. You are a lying liar, carrot adder.
I DID NOT DIVE INTO THE BACHELORETTE PARTY!
I mean. I would have. Especially the red head whom I would have hit like Thor in a hurricane.
But I did not.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 24, 2019 01:25 PM (mf5HN)
You know what happens to liars, Alex.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 24, 2019 01:28 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at July 24, 2019 01:28 PM (OVbA7)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2019 01:26 PM
How can anyone look at him and NOT see his zipper?
Posted by: Helen Keller at July 24, 2019 01:28 PM (fz/cD)
Posted by: Monty James at July 24, 2019 01:29 PM (Zqz9o)
Posted by: pep at July 24, 2019 01:29 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2019 01:29 PM (tH5fk)
Is that some kind of vegetarian snake?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2019 01:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:29 PM (ptqGC)
about the certainty of indictment if Trump hadn't been president.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2019 01:28 PM (M9ntN)
Who was questioning?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 24, 2019 01:29 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2019 01:29 PM (yu9D4)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at July 24, 2019 01:29 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at July 24, 2019 01:29 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2019 01:29 PM (K0yCt)
All they need is a public furor for impeachment.
In fact, frustrated public furor is a far more useful tool for them than actual impeachment.
If you want to make an omelette, you gotta incite a few angry mobs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2019 01:29 PM (Ct55T)
You know what happens to liars, Alex.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 24, 2019 01:28 PM
Does this involve a spanking?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2019 01:30 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 24, 2019 01:30 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 24, 2019 01:30 PM (HALdu)
..
rule of Law?
HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: willow at July 24, 2019 01:30 PM (r/xAU)
So what's next. We know it can't end here.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
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The Democrats claim victory and continue as if nothing happened.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2019 01:30 PM (M9ntN)
Cool.
Posted by: wth at July 24, 2019 01:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2019 01:30 PM (K0yCt)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2019 01:29 PM (oVJmc)
LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2019 01:30 PM (+0VWg)
How can these delusional people watch the same hearing we did and come to the exact opposite conclusions??
Also, "lawless President," but no, ya know, EVIDENCE, or anything.
Just start the shooting, already. All this jaw jacking is getting tedious.
Posted by: Pete Polarek at July 24, 2019 01:30 PM (C1NyB)
Yeah.... fine. Dont nood. See if I care.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2019 01:31 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Dr. T at July 24, 2019 01:31 PM (HwGIC)
Someone alert Blonde Morticia, Mike Hammer & Willow !
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT
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See my #34.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2019 01:31 PM (M9ntN)
They lost their bombshell. Mueller pretty much withdrew what he implied about the certainty of indictment if Trump hadn't been president.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2019 01:28 PM (M9ntN)
I'm guessing someone legal got in his ear that he shouldn't stick his neck that far out for this farce
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 24, 2019 01:31 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: willow at July 24, 2019 01:31 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2019 01:31 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: NeverTrumpers at July 24, 2019 01:31 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 24, 2019 01:31 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: pep at July 24, 2019 01:31 PM (T6t7i)
If you want to save democracy, nuke Harvard. Tribe was the one who claimed Obongo was his most gifted student ever - the night before the election. At the time Obongo was at Harvard he forgot to mention any of that. Obongo ends up fetching danishes for the real lawyers at Sidley Austin, whereas one phone call from Tribe probably would have gotten Obongo a clerkship at the Supreme Court.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2019 01:31 PM (WDxUi)
***
Cueing up the inaugural scream lady
NOOOOOO
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 24, 2019 01:31 PM (eHB0Z)
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SNAAAAAAAAKES!!!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2019 01:32 PM (8XRCm)
Yeah.... fine. Dont nood. See if I care.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2019 01:31 PM (8XRCm)
nooders nooded.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 24, 2019 01:32 PM (t6MX/)
Mueller thought bubble: "I hope this shit wraps up in time for the early bird special at Cracker Barrel."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2019 01:32 PM (WDxUi)
Is that some kind of vegetarian snake?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2019 01:29 PM (oVJmc)
To chili. He adds carrots to chili.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 24, 2019 01:32 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 24, 2019 01:32 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT
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If you find me wandering aimlessly around the neighborhood, just lead me home. Mrs. H is accustomed to it, 'Oh, he got out again.'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 01:32 PM (xSo9G)
https://tinyurl.com/y5bwbdgy
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:29 PM (ptqGC)
Mika calls this Foreplay.
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at July 24, 2019 01:32 PM (RbxEP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:32 PM (ptqGC)
How could a person who supposedly led this investigation know so little or be that confused?
Answer: he was taking a long nap.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2019 01:32 PM (ITfJb)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 24, 2019 01:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 24, 2019 01:32 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: willow at July 24, 2019 01:32 PM (r/xAU)
I just found out he was Dutch.
Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2019 01:32 PM (tH5fk)
Special Counsel Robert Mueller walks back a statement he made earlier today "I want to go back to one thing that was said this morning by Mr. Lieu who said, and I quote "you didn't charge the president because of the OLC opinion."
"That is not the correct way to say it."
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 24, 2019 01:33 PM (BqBId)
Did Schiff ever reveal his bombshell?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Unfortunately for him, I think he did. Everyone's looking around for it right now, shaking the couch-cushions, checking under their nails, turning on the flashlights in their phones and getting down on the floor.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2019 01:33 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 24, 2019 01:33 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: pep at July 24, 2019 01:33 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 24, 2019 01:29 PM (t6MX/)
Nobody, he made a statement about it before questioning started back up. His sidepiece must have warned him he stepped in it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 24, 2019 01:33 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2019 01:24 PM (vEIlU)
Different times and all but I loved Reagan and never had this much fun.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 24, 2019 01:33 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at July 24, 2019 01:32 PM (RbxEP)
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Its been such a long time......
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2019 01:33 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: SMOD at July 24, 2019 01:33 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2019 01:33 PM (ITfJb)
Posted by: ... at July 24, 2019 01:33 PM (TUfzJ)
I just found out he was Dutch.
Those are store-brand Germans.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2019 01:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2019 01:34 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: The Wit and Wisdom of Jerry Nadler, vol. 1, pg. 1 at July 24, 2019 01:34 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 24, 2019 01:34 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: JuJuBee
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Bowel movements...bowel movements are a big part of his life.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 01:34 PM (xSo9G)
Here is the walk back.
Special Counsel Robert Mueller walks back a statement he made earlier today "I want to go back to one thing that was said this morning by Mr. Lieu who said, and I quote "you didn't charge the president because of the OLC opinion."
"That is not the correct way to say it."
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT
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The walk-back indicates its significance to begin with. It was huge. Now he's walked it back. I'd say the air is totally out of the Mueller balloon.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2019 01:34 PM (M9ntN)
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Dem Narrative Conductor: "THOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
The Dems continue with their social narrative experiment. If we omit everything that cuts against the Narrative, emphasize the true facts that support the Narrative, and make up things that support the Narrative, will the Narrative be True (TM). (herein, use of the word "True" shall mean "The transaction or occurrence is as we report it to be.")
Posted by: RichardWindsor at July 24, 2019 01:34 PM (ixZXQ)
It's the Afikoman!?
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2019 01:34 PM (yu9D4)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 24, 2019 01:34 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 24, 2019 01:34 PM (so+oy)
But don't worry about, nobody can see your dick either.
Posted by: wth at July 24, 2019 01:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2019 01:34 PM (yu9D4)
Posted by: JTB at July 24, 2019 01:34 PM (bmdz3)
So AG Barr gets to appoint a new Special Counsel.
Mueller can throw his hat in the ring for the Democrat nomination.
Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2019 01:34 PM (ss+Sh)
Who was questioning?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
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Dig this, he VOLUNTEERED it in his opening statement. It was that much of an eff-up! I think Zebley counseled him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2019 01:34 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 24, 2019 01:34 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2019 01:32 PM (ITfJb)
Wha? Wha? Brblllgggzzzzzz.
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 24, 2019 01:34 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2019 01:35 PM (pUDQf)
Your complicity in this farce is yet another entry in your failure to represent the only faction that is dedicated to holding on to our Constitutional Republic.
You allowed the most destructive domestic forces in US history to ruin a President's term in office.
I guess it's too much to expect sociopaths to develop a conscience, but you fuckers need some self-reflection even if it's delivered by someone else.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2019 01:35 PM (DrqHq)
Posted by: simplemind at July 24, 2019 01:35 PM (X7ZQg)
Posted by: NCKate at July 24, 2019 01:35 PM (lknvV)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 24, 2019 01:35 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 24, 2019 01:35 PM (vkS2Z)
Nadler's pants look like a body bag.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2019 01:33 PM (ITfJb)
Hmmm.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:35 PM (ptqGC)
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NO!! He was informed about retards like Bradley Moss esq. saying it was huge. Because it was not what he said & Laurence Tribe & everyone on TV completely ignored it
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 24, 2019 01:36 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 24, 2019 01:32 PM (RD7QR)
The Vatigunt.
Sguntland
Bosnia and Herzeguntvina
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2019 01:36 PM (Ct55T)
I look at the picture of Nadler and think that guy definitley went to Pedo Island.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2019 01:36 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Yes but it's in special invisible ink and the only way to read it is to order it from the classified adds from the March 1978 issue of National Lampoon.
H8r!
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates at July 24, 2019 01:36 PM (k21qU)
Posted by: wth at July 24, 2019 01:36 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2019 01:36 PM (yu9D4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 24, 2019 01:36 PM (cqNba)
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Campaign workers of the world, disband!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 24, 2019 01:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2019 01:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 24, 2019 01:36 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2019 01:36 PM (Kpl3J)
https://tinyurl.com/y5bwbdgy
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:29 PM (ptqGC)
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Jane, is that real???
What the...
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 24, 2019 01:36 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: pep at July 24, 2019 01:36 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2019 01:34 PM (M9ntN)
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In vivid contrast to the Nadler balloon, which continues its uncontrolled expansion.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2019 01:36 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:36 PM (ptqGC)
11:20 AM
The Lieu-Mueller is historic and will lead every news broadcast tonight - domestically and internationally.
1:14 PM
Mueller is now *withdrawing* the statement he previously made earlier to Ted Lieu. I expected he would do this.
This guy would starve to death if you locked him in a Bass Pro Shop.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 24, 2019 01:36 PM (ujTgo)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 24, 2019 01:37 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro Vermont at July 24, 2019 01:37 PM (Jj+59)
Indeed it was. 25 years of rovian bowing led dims to believe that all they have to do is yell, and repubs will genuflect and apologize.
Not happening now
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 24, 2019 01:37 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2019 01:37 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2019 01:37 PM (ss+Sh)
Blonde, I liked how he implied it, than had to walk back as not What he implied at all.
Posted by: willow
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I know, right?
9:00 am: "Black is white."
10:00 am: "I did not mean to say that black is white."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2019 01:37 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: pep
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"I can't testify as to why I didn't choose to pursue something that was relevant...I can't comment on that, because I didn't investigate that because I can't comment on what I didn't investigate."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 01:37 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Nadler at July 24, 2019 01:37 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 24, 2019 01:37 PM (k3g2v)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2019 01:37 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2019 01:35 PM (pUDQf)
Odd how he's crystal clear when it comes to furthering the Dem narrative but acts clueless or won't answer any questions that relate to the scheme behind all of this
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 24, 2019 01:37 PM (kw5n8)
I just found out he was Dutch.
Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2019 01:32 PM (tH5fk)
The first movie I ever saw him in was A Soldier of Orange (I think) which was a pretty good flick.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 24, 2019 01:37 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 24, 2019 01:37 PM (KP5rU)
https://tinyurl.com/y5bwbdgy
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:29 PM (ptqGC)
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Jane, is that real???
What the...
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 24, 2019 01:36 PM (jUVms)
Yes. It's real. How mentally ill does one have to be to hang that next to the family photos?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:38 PM (ptqGC)
I spoke with @RudyGiuliani this morning. He recounted his one "jaw dropping" meeting with Mueller.
"He was certainly not engaged."
Did he get the impression Mueller was dishonest?
"I don't think he's dishonest. I think he's absent."
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 24, 2019 01:38 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 24, 2019 01:38 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 24, 2019 01:38 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 01:38 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 24, 2019 01:38 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2019 01:35 PM (DrqHq)
Imposed moral standards. Yes, I approve. Watching the tears of the Harvard Law faculty is glorious- it's pretty clear they were missing the day they taught law at law school. Only undiluted commie persecution is left to them.
Posted by: trev006 at July 24, 2019 01:39 PM (o5jh5)
His act is reminiscent of Christine Blasey Ford's little girl voice.
Posted by: ALH at July 24, 2019 01:39 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2019 01:39 PM (ss+Sh)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2019 01:39 PM (O2RFr)
Pfft - there was precisely nothing "damning" about it, at least not with regard to the target of the witch hunt.
Such delicious tears.
Posted by: DocJ at July 24, 2019 01:27 PM (DU2N9)
If it was damning it wouldn't need life breathed into it.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 24, 2019 01:39 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: mpfs
Matlock/Golden Girls marathon
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2019 01:39 PM (19RKp)
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That is outside of my purview.
Also I have no knowledge of this.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 01:40 PM (SL85Q)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2019 01:34 PM (M9ntN)
lolgf
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 24, 2019 01:40 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 24, 2019 01:37 PM (RD7QR)
That is a great movie. Hauer flies a Mosquito.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 24, 2019 01:40 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2019 01:35 PM (pUDQf)
By doing the same thing he's done his entire career - sitting in an office a couple days a week, pretending he's some Tough Guy, and then handing off all the actual work to underlings because in truth, he was just hired to play the lead role because of his looks and connections, and he doesn't actually understand anything that's going on.
Kind of the same thing as was done with Barry O.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2019 01:40 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2019 01:40 PM (K/2j/)
look into the Mexican government's interference in our election. And
that we stop illegals from voting in our elections. If the Dems care so
very much about the Russian interference, they would certainly be on
board with checking out other governments that actually do interfere.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 24, 2019 01:35 PM (JKNZq)
Somalian complicity with immigration fraud as well.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2019 01:40 PM (a2xio)
If you find me wandering aimlessly around the neighborhood, just lead me home. Mrs. H is accustomed to it, 'Oh, he got out again.'
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Here, before you go, you can have the rest of my jujubes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2019 01:40 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 24, 2019 01:40 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 24, 2019 01:40 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: steevy
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Haven't heard that name is a long while.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 24, 2019 01:41 PM (9ks3L)
Funny, since that charge is his 'go-to' move.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2019 01:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 24, 2019 01:41 PM (iys0/)
I guess it's too much to expect sociopaths to develop a conscience, but
you fuckers need some self-reflection even if it's delivered by someone
else.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2019 01:35 PM (DrqHq)
Imposed moral standards. Yes, I approve. Watching the tears of the
Harvard Law faculty is glorious- it's pretty clear they were missing the
day they taught law at law school. Only undiluted commie persecution is
left to them.
Posted by: trev006 at July 24, 2019 01:39 PM (o5jh5)
The Trump camps will be painful for them.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 24, 2019 01:41 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: "Gummy" Mueller at July 24, 2019 01:41 PM (TUfzJ)
Hanging a picture of Robert freakin Mueller in your house?
Or being so proud of the moment to film it? And then publish it?
Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2019 01:41 PM (tH5fk)
45s
I was saddened this morning to watch how Robert Mueller, a decorated Marine and selfless Public Servant was manhandled by various Republicans on the committee during hearings this mornings. It was unseemly and vulgar the way they attempted to corner him into perjuring himself.
Robert Mueller is not on trial and it sends the wrong message to our adversaries, chief among them Russia, to treat this man the way he has been treated.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 01:41 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: DaveA at July 24, 2019 01:41 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 01:41 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 01:41 PM (85Gof)
11:20 AM
The Lieu-Mueller is historic and will lead every news broadcast tonight - domestically and internationally.
1:14 PM
Mueller is now *withdrawing* the statement he previously made earlier to Ted Lieu. I expected he would do this.
This guy would starve to death if you locked him in a Bass Pro Shop.
Posted by: Azathoth
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Guess Barr was able to get through during the break... LOLGFY Gimmedats.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 24, 2019 01:41 PM (9ks3L)
Posted by: steevy
All those memories will disappear.
Like tears in the rain.
Posted by: blaster at July 24, 2019 01:42 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 24, 2019 01:41 PM (iys0/)
A neck.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2019 01:42 PM (Ct55T)
I may not be a lawyer, so someone needs to explain how a guy investigating someone for collusion based on this dossier could know so little about the dossier?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2019 01:35 PM (pUDQf)
By doing the same thing he's done his entire career - sitting in an office a couple days a week, pretending he's some Tough Guy, and then handing off all the actual work to underlings because in truth, he was just hired to play the lead role because of his looks and connections, and he doesn't actually understand anything that's going on.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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It's crazy though, he had weeks to cram.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2019 01:42 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2019 01:42 PM (ss+Sh)
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I believe medically the term is bag of excrement.
Posted by: simplemind at July 24, 2019 01:42 PM (lzaKu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 01:42 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 24, 2019 01:36 PM (iys0/)
Tribe was always a left-wing hack.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2019 01:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy
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>>Haven't heard that name is a long while.
All his crazy will be lost, like tears, in rain.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2019 01:42 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 24, 2019 01:42 PM (Qn+sj)
Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2019 01:42 PM (jY3BZ)
Posted by: Fritz at July 24, 2019 01:42 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: ace at July 24, 2019 01:42 PM (PbpT7)
The Swamp really doesn't give a rat's turdcutter about actual impeachment. Only the sillier bitches like Schiff seem to still care about it.
All they need is a public furor for impeachment.
In fact, frustrated public furor is a far more useful tool for them than actual impeachment.
If you want to make an omelette, you gotta incite a few angry mobs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2019 01:29 PM (Ct55T)
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+1. This is just to generate outrage for their gang of lackeys to exploit for electoral gain. Not one of them, even that mutant Schiff, thought this would lay a basis for any kind of legal action against the President. Sturm und Drang.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2019 01:42 PM (AzW6q)
The first movie I ever saw him in was A Soldier of Orange (I think) which was a pretty good flick.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 24, 2019 01:37 PM (RD7QR)
That is a great movie. Hauer flies a Mosquito.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 24, 2019 01:40 PM (aS1PU)
The Hitcher is another good one.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 24, 2019 01:42 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 01:42 PM (SL85Q)
Posted by: pep at July 24, 2019 01:43 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2019 01:43 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2019 01:43 PM (yu9D4)
Posted by: ... at July 24, 2019 01:43 PM (TUfzJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 01:38 PM (xSo9G)
He crack pipe is a hookah and she has a walnut sized rock in there right now.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 24, 2019 01:43 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 01:43 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Estelle Getty at July 24, 2019 01:43 PM (v4v6L)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 24, 2019 01:41 PM (iys0/)
I think it is a piece of Schiff.
Posted by: blaster at July 24, 2019 01:43 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2019 01:43 PM (O2RFr)
45s
I was saddened this morning to watch how Robert Mueller, a decorated Marine and selfless Public Servant was manhandled by various Republicans on the committee during hearings this mornings. It was unseemly and vulgar the way they attempted to corner him into perjuring himself.
Robert Mueller is not on trial and it sends the wrong message to our adversaries, chief among them Russia, to treat this man the way he has been treated.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 01:41 PM (NFEMn)
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Just a friendly reminder to add the sarc tag.
Romney is just assholeish enough to write that.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 24, 2019 01:43 PM (jUVms)
sitting in an office a couple days a week, pretending he's some Tough
Guy, and then handing off all the actual work to underlings because in
truth, he was just hired to play the lead role because of his looks and
connections, and he doesn't actually understand anything that's going
on.
Kind of the same thing as was done with Barry O.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2019 01:40 PM (Kpl3J)
Upward mobility in Washington has often, if not always been based on the ability of someone to serve the interests of their masters, first and foremost. Actual competence to do their jobs is never anywhere near as important.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2019 01:43 PM (a2xio)
What exactly do you call that weird pelvic hump that Nadler has?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 24, 2019 01:41 PM (iys0/)
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FUPA, FUPA, FUPADEE DOO
IVE GOT ANOTHER GRIDDLE FOR YOU!!
FUPA, FUPA, FUPA DEE DEE
YOUVE GOT ANOTHER DONUT FOR ME???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2019 01:43 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2019 01:43 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 01:43 PM (SL85Q)
Posted by: Azathoth at July 24, 2019 01:43 PM (ujTgo)
Posted by: IC at July 24, 2019 01:43 PM (a0IVu)
Sometimes the stories we tell around the campfire are not new to the listeners but part of our tradition, so I don't say this as if I'm telling you something you don't know but am speaking in my role as an elder.
Rutger Hauer thought his character Roy Batty needed a bit more humanity and he wrote the tears in the rain monologue for himself.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 24, 2019 01:44 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 24, 2019 01:44 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 24, 2019 01:32 PM (mf5HN)
The only thing orange that will ever be added to my chili is your scalp.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 24, 2019 01:44 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 24, 2019 01:44 PM (ufFY8)
What's more bizarre?
Hanging a picture of Robert freakin Mueller in your house?
Or being so proud of the moment to film it? And then publish it?
Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2019 01:41 PM (tH5fk)
Singing a Christmas carol to him on national TV.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2019 01:44 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 01:44 PM (SL85Q)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 24, 2019 01:44 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 24, 2019 01:38 PM (KP5rU)
I wonder if he meant the A-26; there's a couple out there on the airshow circuit, the one named "Night Mission" was in our town and flew over my house at about 500' on July 4.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2019 01:44 PM (Kpl3J)
Hanging a picture of Robert freakin Mueller in your house?
Or being so proud of the moment to film it? And then publish it?
Posted by: eleven
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I'm reminded of the Russian posters at Jay Carney's house.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 01:44 PM (xSo9G)
Just a friendly reminder to add the sarc tag.
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it was JoeF posting Romney the sarc tag is implied
Posted by: simplemind at July 24, 2019 01:44 PM (o/rcM)
When we're talking dottering senile hack we're talking Mueller not Nadler. Right?
Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2019 01:42 PM (ss+Sh)
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Well, I'm still suspicious that Mueller is feigning mental weakness today - but I'm 1000% sure that Nadler's handlers have to pin his address to his enormous jacket in case he gets lost on the way home.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Independent Jorge at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (4Eo4+)
Your complicity in this farce is yet another entry in your failure to represent the only faction that is dedicated to holding on to our Constitutional Republic.
You allowed the most destructive domestic forces in US history to ruin a President's term in office.
I guess it's too much to expect sociopaths to develop a conscience, but you fuckers need some self-reflection even if it's delivered by someone else.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2019 01:35 PM (DrqHq)
Well stated. I hope Paul Ryan is trying to pass multiple large and jagged kidney stones.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (GiKuo)
Posted by: ... at July 24, 2019 01:43 PM (TUfzJ)
Gentlemen, we are lawmakers and law enforcement officers in the central building of the Legislative Branch...
There is no "legal discussion" in here!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Robert Mueller at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (K0yCt)
Lieu who said, and I quote "you didn't charge the president because of
the OLC opinion." That is not the correct way to say it."
Mueller means ... "I'm not very good at this Clintonesque doubletalk ... where you convey a lie, but leave wiggle room out of the lie later. There is a better way to say it (the lie) 'Trump must Go for his crimes', while not saying it directly enough to be perjury"
Because the whole deal to cover up for Hillary was to frame Trump, but they were exposed since the "Russian Witnesses" were FBI/CIA assets acting on the direction of DeepState (DNC/FBI). Leaving the out of the report is the lie of omission, but the hanging offense is that they conspired to remove Trump and cover for Hillary ... sedition coup treason ... convict for all three, but only have to hang them once, out of kindness.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (Cus5s)
Prosecutors do NOT exonerate. He put that in there just to give the left something to build on.
I'm pretty sick of hearing about the honorable Robert Mueller. Bury this fuck.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: davidt at July 24, 2019 01:42 PM (jY3BZ)
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In any way about any thing concerning this farce. Imagine McCain, Romney or even that Globalist tool, Bush (both).
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Garbone at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (O5vbk)
Posted by: IC at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (85Gof)
Sometimes the stories we tell around the campfire are not new to the listeners but part of our tradition, so I don't say this as if I'm telling you something you don't know but am speaking in my role as an elder.
Rutger Hauer thought his character Roy Batty needed a bit more humanity and he wrote the tears in the rain monologue for himself.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 24, 2019 01:44 PM (fuK7c)
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More accurately, he took the rewritten speech, and dropped the fluff. Much better as a result. Punchy, pithy, writing infinitely preferable to rambling (like this paragraph).
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (3JbJY)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 24, 2019 01:44 PM (ufFY
And then his time expired.....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 01:43 PM (SL85Q)
Prediction: The morning after the 2020 election, Mika will walk into the living room and find Joe's corpse on the floor beneath the picture.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:46 PM (ptqGC)
But, then, he probably has a bag.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 24, 2019 01:46 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 24, 2019 01:46 PM (2LelM)
Legal discussions are outside of his pay per view!
- Hank Johnson
Stop being a fool. Legal discussions are outside of his perfume!
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at July 24, 2019 01:46 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 24, 2019 01:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Is that some kind of vegetarian snake?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Smart snake. Carrots are snake-shaped.
The muskmelon adders have it rough.
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2019 01:46 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Any Schumer at July 24, 2019 01:46 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: JoeF.
Obviously. The content was on the mark, but it was far too strong and direct a statement to have come from squishy mincing Mittens.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for hoaxter reaction vids at July 24, 2019 01:46 PM (FYqfs)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (K/2j/)
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Agree. 100%
As Rush said, if Mueller had any integrity he would never have taken this job.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 24, 2019 01:46 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 24, 2019 01:40 PM
Blackadder's other Scottish cousin.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2019 01:46 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2019 01:47 PM (K0yCt)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 24, 2019 01:44 PM (so+oy)
He was on overdrive
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 01:47 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: IC at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (a0IVu)
God had blessed us truly, to give us an enemy so repugnant, with a name that conjures up mental images of a German dictator from an alternate universe of sentient gonads.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 24, 2019 01:47 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 24, 2019 01:47 PM (v4v6L)
Any one of the scandals he presided over would have been enough to end his career were our justice system actually concerned with justice.
He was picked because of his ability to use a rubber stamp.
Posted by: Thatch at July 24, 2019 01:47 PM (llU0Y)
The only thing orange that will ever be added to my chili is your scalp.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 24, 2019 01:44 PM (9CkBG)
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Oooooh...... the burrrrr
..... wait wut? Orange scalp?
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2019 01:47 PM (8XRCm)
- Hank Johnson
Stop being a fool. Legal discussions are outside of his perfume!
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at July 24, 2019 01:46 PM (T6t7i)
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LEGAL DISCUSSIONS ARE OUTSIDE ON THE PAPER, FOOL!
- Respresentative Maxine Waters
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 01:47 PM (SL85Q)
Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2019 01:47 PM (tH5fk)
Someone needs to remind Romney that four million or more sat out his Presidential election because he is as lousy a candidate as his opponent.
Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2019 01:47 PM (ss+Sh)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 01:48 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: SMOD at July 24, 2019 01:48 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 24, 2019 01:48 PM (37IEG)
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I'll eat most anything fried.
But I won't eat that.
Posted by: simplemind at July 24, 2019 01:48 PM (WHJQF)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 24, 2019 01:48 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (K/2j/)
Was there any testimony regarding anything honourable Mueller has done?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 24, 2019 01:48 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2019 01:48 PM (oVJmc)
I have positive memories of it. I tried to watch it a half year ago but my tv glitched out.
I'd like to see it again.
"Wulfgar." I used to love that name for a villain. (When I was young and didn't realize it sounded like "DobergmanShark.")
Posted by: ace at July 24, 2019 01:48 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: mikeski at July 24, 2019 01:46 PM (P1f+c)
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pfffft
Posted by: pineapple adders at July 24, 2019 01:48 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: IC at July 24, 2019 01:45 PM (a0IVu)
Like a human potato bug crossbreed
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 24, 2019 01:48 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 24, 2019 01:48 PM (ufFY8)
- Hank Johnson
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7
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That was funny.. and completely accurate of Stammerin' Hank.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 24, 2019 01:48 PM (9ks3L)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 24, 2019 01:48 PM (so+oy)
-
It won't go anywhere or accomplish anything, so they're willing to engage.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 01:48 PM (SL85Q)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
A beating like that gives all Turners a bad name!
Posted by: Ike Turner at July 24, 2019 01:49 PM (fz/cD)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2019 01:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ha at July 24, 2019 01:49 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for hoaxter reaction vids at July 24, 2019 01:46 PM (FYqfs)
Actually it has the problem of Babylon Bee, which is of being too "on the nose."
JoeF. writes more like Romney than Romney!
Posted by: blaster at July 24, 2019 01:49 PM (9VeU0)
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He said someone was poh-terbed earlier this morning. It was glorious.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 01:49 PM (SL85Q)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 24, 2019 01:49 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2019 01:49 PM (K0yCt)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2019 01:49 PM (yu9D4)
Legal discussions are outside of his pay per view!
- Hank Johnson
Stop being a fool. Legal discussions are outside of his perfume!
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at July 24, 2019 01:46 PM (T6t7i)
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LEGAL DISCUSSIONS ARE OUTSIDE ON THE PAPER, FOOL!
- Respresentative Maxine Waters
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 01:47 PM (SL85Q)
YEEEEEHAAAWWW!!
Posted by: Frederica Wilson at July 24, 2019 01:49 PM (t6MX/)
And I am not tired of it, no not in the least.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 24, 2019 01:49 PM (qlVRg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 01:50 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: pep at July 24, 2019 01:50 PM (T6t7i)
And the question is, can you obstruct Justice IF there is no underlying crime?
AG and DOJ say no, Mueller and his Dems say yes.
But, we can't discuss it.
Posted by: Don Grue at July 24, 2019 01:50 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Emergency room proctologist at July 24, 2019 01:50 PM (eHB0Z)
Big Ben?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2019 01:48 PM (oVJmc)
In China it is good luck when you rub his belly as you walk by.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 24, 2019 01:50 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 24, 2019 01:50 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 01:50 PM (SL85Q)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2019 01:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 24, 2019 01:50 PM (Xqo6t)
stunning statement
he's now mocking the entire process
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2019 01:50 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 24, 2019 01:50 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:50 PM (ptqGC)
It won't go anywhere or accomplish anything, so they're willing to engage.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 01:48 PM (SL85Q)
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Yep. If they thought this hearing had a hope in hell of moving the needle against Trump they'd lie down and roll over like usual.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2019 01:50 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 01:50 PM (SL85Q)
how?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 01:50 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 24, 2019 01:51 PM (3JbJY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro Vermont at July 24, 2019 01:51 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 24, 2019 01:51 PM (37IEG)
http://bit.ly/30Ny6Lo
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 24, 2019 01:51 PM (fuK7c)
45s
I was saddened this morning to watch how Robert Mueller, a decorated Marine and selfless Public Servant was manhandled by various Republicans on the committee during hearings this mornings. It was unseemly and vulgar the way they attempted to corner him into perjuring himself.
Robert Mueller is not on trial and it sends the wrong message to our adversaries, chief among them Russia, to treat this man the way he has been treated.
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right Mitt, what is much better is to give uranium to Russia, intel to China, and money to Iran, while destroying elections.
Posted by: willow at July 24, 2019 01:51 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 24, 2019 01:51 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2019 01:51 PM (vEIlU)
If Mueller would have recused the Dems might have found someone to flat out lie about everything.
Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2019 01:52 PM (ss+Sh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2019 01:52 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: pineapple adders at July 24, 2019 01:52 PM (8XRCm)
I can already see the way this hearing ends.
*congressional aid throws Nadler a herring*
*Nadler gulps it down*
Nadler: Wack! Wack! wack! wack!
Nadler flys away holding onto Helicopter Umbrella.
Poor Ole Muelly shits pants, asks for a Happy meal.
*whispers to aid*
I perjured myself earlier but I think this'll take care of it.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2019 01:52 PM (mIQCW)
Posted by: ace at July 24, 2019 01:52 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 24, 2019 01:52 PM (d+FfV)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2019 01:52 PM (vEIlU)
@MittRomney 5 min ago
Posted by: ... at July 24, 2019 01:52 PM (TUfzJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2019 01:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ace at July 24, 2019 01:52 PM (PbpT7)
Hanging a picture of Robert freakin Mueller in your house?
Or being so proud of the moment to film it? And then publish it?
Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2019 01:41 PM (tH5fk)
Singing a Christmas carol to him on national TV.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
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Garrison Keillor rewording the lyrics to the Christmas Carol 'In the Bleak Midwinter' so that they were about Obama taking office
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 01:52 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 24, 2019 01:52 PM (pUDQf)
That's impossible.
Posted by: Caliban at July 24, 2019 01:53 PM (qEujL)
Posted by: willow at July 24, 2019 01:53 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:53 PM (ptqGC)
On one of their pieces today, the Bee has a picture of Lizzy Warren dressed up as Johnny Depp's Tonto, and it is freakin' hilarious!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2019 01:53 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Monty James at July 24, 2019 01:53 PM (Zqz9o)
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at July 24, 2019 01:53 PM (eHB0Z)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 01:53 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Sock Monkey....wunnerful, wunnerful, wunnerful at July 24, 2019 01:53 PM (L7ie7)
Hellooooo nurse!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2019 01:52 PM (NWiLs)
The wiggling was nice.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 24, 2019 01:53 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (jUVms)
successful coup. And now they can't rig a Congressional Hearing. Dems
are some special kind of fucktards.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 24, 2019 01:46 PM (2LelM)
Yeah, but they always have guys like Hodgkinson and Van Spronsen to do the hard work they can't do for themselves.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (a2xio)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (NWiLs)
@MittRomney 5 min ago
Posted by: ...
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (CDGwz)
Some facts wouldn't have hurt, either.
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (98WNR)
Imagine if Hank Johnson and Erica Thomas had a baby.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:53 PM (ptqGC)
NO!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (37IEG)
And I got seven figures for my exertions.
And nobody is going to sue me for defamation. What a country.
Posted by: Christy Ballsac Ford at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (ss+Sh)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (85Gof)
45s
I was saddened this morning to watch how Robert Mueller, a decorated Marine and selfless Public Servant was manhandled by various Republicans on the committee during hearings this mornings. It was unseemly and vulgar the way they attempted to corner him into perjuring himself.
Robert Mueller is not on trial and it sends the wrong message to our adversaries, chief among them Russia, to treat this man the way he has been treated.
Spoken like a true angry, vengeful Democrat.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2019 01:30 PM (K0yCt)
Oh no! We were just talking about Hobo with a Shotgun, I had no idea he'd passed a few days ago! I guess that answers the sequel question.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (sLicW)
The first movie I ever saw him in was A Soldier of Orange (I think) which was a pretty good flick.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 24, 2019 01:37 PM (RD7QR)
That is a great movie. Hauer flies a Mosquito.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 24, 2019 01:40 PM (aS1PU)
The Hitcher is another good one.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 24, 2019 01:42 PM (t6MX/)
If memory serves The Hitcher was the one in which Rutger uses a semi as an ad hoc device for quartering (halving, really) and my younger self found that also pretty awesome.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Ah. The executive summary.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: willow at July 24, 2019 01:51 PM (r/xAU)
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And jobs to everyone but Americans, right Mittens?
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 24, 2019 01:55 PM (3JbJY)
---- Jackie Speier
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (vEIlU)
I'm not angry or vengeful or a Democrat
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 01:55 PM (NFEMn)
http://bit.ly/30Ny6Lo
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 24, 2019 01:51 PM[/i
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2019 01:55 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 24, 2019 01:55 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2019 01:55 PM (NWiLs)
Remind me but none of Manafort crimes were in anyway contected to the campaign?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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They were all committed years before the campaign if I'm not mistaken.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2019 01:55 PM (M9ntN)
Isn't this guy a law professor?
He keeps using words that don't mean what he thinks they mean.
Nothing but the bestest and fvcking brightest.
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 24, 2019 01:55 PM (Jyo5m)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2019 01:55 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: El Kabong at July 24, 2019 01:55 PM (datdl)
Oh and by the way who was President when this all allegedly happened?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 01:55 PM (85Gof)
The Democrats found me and I flat out lied about everything.
And I got seven figures for my exertions.
And nobody is going to sue me for defamation. What a country.
Posted by: Christy Ballsac Ford at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (ss+Sh)
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It's one of the nice things about being on the right side of a rigged legal system - none of your victims will bother seeking any redress, because they know it's a pointless waste of time, effort, and money.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2019 01:56 PM (AzW6q)
I like that.
Holy Text.....
Sort of rolls right off the tongue.
Real smooth like.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 24, 2019 01:56 PM (cqNba)
@DanRather
This exchange between Schiff and Mueller, just the facts, are a damning indictment. That these facts are known should not minimize how serious they are. The press now has another chance to frame this story correctly.
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Can said if. I believe it. And that settles it!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 24, 2019 01:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2019 01:56 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 01:50 PM (85Gof)
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By having absolute and total control of the committees and investigation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 01:56 PM (SL85Q)
They were all committed years before the campaign if I'm not mistaken.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2019 01:55 PM (M9ntN)
Oh, like all the alleged Trump tax crimes.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 24, 2019 01:56 PM (37IEG)
45s
I was saddened this morning to watch how Robert Mueller, a decorated Marine and selfless Public Servant was manhandled by various Republicans on the committee during hearings this mornings. It was unseemly and vulgar the way they attempted to corner him into perjuring himself.
Robert Mueller is not on trial and it sends the wrong message to our adversaries, chief among them Russia, to treat this man the way he has been treated.
Spoken like a true angry, vengeful Democrat.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (vEIlU)
All Mitt Romney quotes from JoeF., unless explicitly noted otherwise, are fake. This has been a public service announcement from the joncelli Institute. (bing Bing BING)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at July 24, 2019 01:56 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 24, 2019 01:56 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2019 01:56 PM (K0yCt)
Posted by: Bob's Happy Time Ranch at July 24, 2019 01:56 PM (w6992)
What was his motivation, how could he be so wrong? He's fucked.
Pysche!1!!1
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at July 24, 2019 01:57 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 01:56 PM (SL85Q)
???
Ah the dems control the house?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 01:57 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 24, 2019 01:57 PM (so+oy)
Technically, Lindsey Graham could now call Mueller to testify before his Senate Committee, but he has said he won't, and I don't think there's any need. Let this pathetic performance stand forever as the tombstone over Robert Mueller's career.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2019 01:57 PM (Kpl3J)
He also looked like someone who lived in a home, retired, not filthy. So here you have some Manhattanite so Trump deranged as to walk around carrying placards and shouting about Trump, who is nonetheless rational enough to have the political insight lacking in most Democrats that they're grossly overplaying their hand.
I wanted to ask him "If you're so smart then why get rid of Trump then?" but I didn't want spit fleck on my suit.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 24, 2019 01:57 PM (SqopC)
GAH! "You're the greatest patriot in this room today, and I want to thank you."
---- Jackie Speier
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:55 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah, I threw up a little in my mouth right then.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 24, 2019 01:57 PM (ufFY8)
I was wondering about that, too. Half the time he just says, "Nah, I'm not going to answer."
Is the only way to push him to threaten to hold him in contempt of Congress?
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 24, 2019 01:57 PM (sGnvY)
---- Jackie Speier
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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When you have nothing else...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 24, 2019 01:57 PM (9ks3L)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 24, 2019 01:56 PM (JgA4k)
Isn't that the puzzle game where you have to have one through nine with no repeats?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2019 01:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nadler
Had one today - on national TV
Posted by: Boswell at July 24, 2019 01:57 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (jUVms)
New here ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 24, 2019 01:58 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2019 01:58 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 01:58 PM (NFEMn)
"Republicans, who control both the House and Senate, are leading three separate congressional investigations into Russia's interference in the presidential election and possible collusion with Trump associates. "
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 01:58 PM (SL85Q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2019 01:58 PM (+0VWg)
Our political class is the worst of the worst. Dumb, incompetent, arrogant, completely lacking reason and sense.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 24, 2019 01:58 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (jUVms)
See post #318.
Apparently the AoSHQ Style Guide includes the following:
"Do not sock another commenter or a known person unless you clearly display the 'sarc' tag, or make the spelling so clear that it won't be mistaken for someone else... unless it happens to be Mitt Romney, in which case, have at it."
Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2019 01:58 PM (a2xio)
http://bit.ly/30Ny6Lo
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 24, 2019 01:51 PM
It is good for the callow youth to be instructed in the folkways of The Horde, so that when they are old, they will not depart from them.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2019 01:58 PM (+PkAj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 01:58 PM (ptqGC)
Joe Biden actually said this
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2019 01:58 PM (K0yCt)
Posted by: TheHoser at July 24, 2019 01:58 PM (IDjUx)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 24, 2019 01:58 PM (xPl2J)
And where has Maxine Watters Hair gone?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 24, 2019 01:58 PM (d+FfV)
Mitt Romney
45s
I was saddened this morning to watch how Robert Mueller, a decorated
Marine and selfless Public Servant was manhandled by various
Republicans on the committee during hearings this mornings. It was
unseemly and vulgar the way they attempted to corner him into perjuring
himself.
Robert Mueller is not on trial and it sends the wrong message to our
adversaries, chief among them Russia, to treat this man the way he has
been treated.
Spoken like a true angry, vengeful Democrat.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2019 01:54 PM (vEIlU)
As opposed to the Dems doing everything but give him oral favors?I once again beg for forgiveness for voting for Romney.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (N39Ws)
They had no control over the Special Counsel's office and had they shut down the investigation you can bet your ass Trump would have been impeached for obstruction if nothing else.
They are trying to impeach him for just talking about firing Mueller.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (K/2j/)
---- Jackie Speier
My representative, reminding me why I check Zillow twice a day.
Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2019 01:58 PM (+0VWg)
Because he's a left-wing hack.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (NWiLs)
"Split Second" was a great Rutger Hauer movie.
Which I guess will never see the light of day again.
Whoever owns the rights sucks bilge water cuz I don't think it's been out in the US on anything but VHS.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (mIQCW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (+0VWg)
The afternoon ones appear somewhat engaged. Guessing this "investigation" is all they have spent their time doing for the last 3 years.
Posted by: ... at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (TUfzJ)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 24, 2019 01:58 PM (M+Lyo)
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Yes, about 12 years ago.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2019 01:56 PM (K0yCt)
That was good one.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 01:58 PM (SL85Q)
The dems control the House. Been on vacation?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (85Gof)
45s
I was saddened this morning to watch how Robert Mueller, a decorated Marine and selfless Public Servant was manhandled by various Republicans on the committee during hearings this mornings. It was unseemly and vulgar the way they attempted to corner him into perjuring himself.
Robert Mueller is not on trial and it sends the wrong message to our adversaries, chief among them Russia, to treat this man the way he has been treated.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 01:41 PM (NFEMn)
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Just a friendly reminder to add the sarc tag.
Romney is just assholeish enough to write that.
Posted by: Seems Legit
313 remember these Mitt Romney tweets are fake
Posted by: ace
Heh! They are so "real" though. I can see Romney posting something like this. So smug and retarded. It's real to me dammit!! Fake, but accurate, Yo!
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (k21qU)
Posted by: NYTimesCNN at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: Mueller, in his best Palpatine impression at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (CGB5H)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (yu9D4)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2019 01:55 PM (M9ntN)
What's even better, they were committed in partnership with Tony Podesta. Tony Podesta's brother John, of course, was Hillary's campaign manager.
What a surprise that Tony Podesta was never charged.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (Cus5s)
By now the MSM should be ready to commit mass supuko. They have absolutely failed in their mission.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 24, 2019 01:56 PM (JgA4k)
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No Leftist can ever commit seppuku. The ritual presupposes a sense of shame.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2019 02:00 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 24, 2019 01:56 PM
They will fail to do this. They have no honor.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2019 02:00 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2019 02:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 24, 2019 02:00 PM (xPl2J)
By now the MSM should be ready to commit mass supuko. They have absolutely failed in their mission.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 24, 2019 01:56 PM (JgA4k)
Supuko?
Death by the numbers?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 24, 2019 02:00 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: morigu at July 24, 2019 02:00 PM (Eu98u)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 24, 2019 01:58 PM (xPl2J)
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I remember that one. Good too.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 24, 2019 02:00 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2019 01:58 PM (+0VWg)
Because he's a left-wing hack.
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I'm going to go with: because Facebook memes told him so.
Posted by: simplemind at July 24, 2019 02:00 PM (WHJQF)
Fake, but accurate!
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2019 02:00 PM (lK7fO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
Schiff leading anything is a scary thought. Like the bizarre acid trip ending of 2001: Space Odyssey.
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates at July 24, 2019 02:01 PM (k21qU)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 24, 2019 02:01 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Bob's Happy Time Ranch at July 24, 2019 02:01 PM (w6992)
Posted by: Inogame at July 24, 2019 02:01 PM (ySZHT)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 24, 2019 02:01 PM (ZqRa6)
http://bit.ly/30Ny6Lo
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 24, 2019 01:51 PM
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It is good for the callow youth to be instructed in the folkways of The Horde, so that when they are old, they will not depart from them.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 24, 2019 01:58 PM (+PkAj)
The village elder is obviously senile/addled and should be ignored.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at July 24, 2019 02:01 PM (9CkBG)
What makes him sad makes me happy.
I don't really want him to OD on something toxic, but I probably don't have a zipper strong enough to restrain my base physiological response should he do so.
Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2019 02:01 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (85Gof)
I do have to cut him some slack for not seeing much difference between Paul Ryan and Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2019 02:01 PM (Kpl3J)
I mean, why the hell does anyone care?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 24, 2019 02:01 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 02:01 PM (SL85Q)
318 @MittRomney
Mitt Romney
45s ago
are traps gay? Need to know, fast.
Posted by: ace at July 24, 2019 01:52 PM (PbpT7)
Bear traps are.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 24, 2019 02:01 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 24, 2019 02:02 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 02:02 PM (xSo9G)
Woke: Mueller wanted to get Trump but the law wouldn't let him.
Bespoke: Mueller is too old and feeble to get Trump so we need a new investigation.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 24, 2019 02:02 PM (datdl)
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2019 02:00 PM (lK7fO)
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This is absolutely true.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 24, 2019 02:02 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2019 02:01 PM (Kpl3J)
Hard to argue with that. Lol
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 02:02 PM (85Gof)
Now @nbc's @chucktodd says that "As they were using Mueller for clarity, he'd somehow fog it up" and "On optics this was a disaster."
The #MuellerHearings left even left wing media uncomfortable & confused.
******
F. Chuck Todd was not happy either
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 24, 2019 02:02 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Inogame at July 24, 2019 02:01 PM (ySZHT)
When you get to the endgame, that's when all the carefully laid plans start to fall apart.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2019 02:02 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (85Gof)
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You did see the date, right?
Again, this is kabuki. It's fun, but the (R)s wouldn't be fighting if it mattered.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 02:02 PM (SL85Q)
Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2019 02:02 PM (ss+Sh)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2019 01:56 PM (K0yCt)
That was good one.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 01:59 PM (NFEMn)
I bought that one too.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 24, 2019 02:03 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Bob's Happy Time Ranch
Well he is right, though not in the way he thinks.
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates at July 24, 2019 02:03 PM (k21qU)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 24, 2019 02:03 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 02:01 PM (SL85Q)
What ball
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 02:03 PM (85Gof)
With Comey's illegal leaks back in the early Spring of 2017.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2019 02:03 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2019 02:03 PM (ITfJb)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2019 02:03 PM (yu9D4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 24, 2019 02:03 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2019 02:03 PM (K0yCt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 02:03 PM (xSo9G)
Now @nbc's @chucktodd says that "As they were using Mueller for clarity, he'd somehow fog it up" and "On optics this was a disaster."
The #MuellerHearings left even left wing media uncomfortable & confused.
******
F. Chuck Todd was not happy either
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 24, 2019 02:02 PM (BqBId)
Chuck Turdd is just going to repeat the conventional "wisdom." He's a dick.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 02:03 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2019 02:02 PM (ss+Sh)
I'm pretty sure on Bob Dole has the drugs to get him ready for that.
Posted by: Bob Dole at July 24, 2019 02:04 PM (RD7QR)
Is this a shitshow to:
Let Pelosi shut down impeachment talk?
Let Mueller exculpate himself from the coup?
Or just a shitshow?
Trump probably can point to today as the one that re-elected him, and the Democrats probably can point to today as the one that cost them the House in 2020. It's absolutely mind-blowingly bad for them and illustrates why the loss of the *media* shield has left them so vulnerable.
Incidentally, this isn't a deposition where Mueller can go back and correct "misstatements." We all know he won't be prosecuted, but the OLC claim was straight up perjury.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 24, 2019 02:04 PM (iw59Q)
Is this a shitshow to:
Let Pelosi shut down impeachment talk?
Let Mueller exculpate himself from the coup?
Or just a shitshow?
Trump probably can point to today as the one that re-elected him, and the Democrats probably can point to today as the one that cost them the House in 2020. It's absolutely mind-blowingly bad for them and illustrates why the loss of the *media* shield has left them so vulnerable.
Incidentally, this isn't a deposition where Mueller can go back and correct "misstatements." We all know he won't be prosecuted, but the OLC claim was straight up perjury.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 24, 2019 02:04 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 02:04 PM (NFEMn)
Fun Fact: This congress has only passed 29 pieces of legislation that have been signed into law. Compare that to the 443 bills passed by the last congress. This congress is on track to becoming the least productive in modern times.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 24, 2019 02:04 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 24, 2019 02:04 PM (M+Lyo)
2O years ago, if an obscure deputy asst. secretary of Labor put on 1/25th as pathetic a performance, it would be headlines and the butt of jokes - from all sides - for years.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2019 02:04 PM (QDnY+)
I can not follow your line of though or what specifically you are making reference to.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 02:04 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2019 02:01 PM (Kpl3J)
Natural mistake.
Pelosi has Big Fake Tits.
And Paul Ryan is a Big Titty Baby.
*squints*
Same same.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2019 02:04 PM (mIQCW)
'The Rep Adam Schiff opening statement just now was an American classic. It will be remembered long after Trump is dust. It should be taught in civics classes and memorialized in libraries.'
Lordy.
Posted by: Cheri at July 24, 2019 02:05 PM (oiNtH)
To SLC in ol' Utah
Driven every kinda rig that's ever been made
Dog on the rooftop cause she hasn't been spayed
But cause I have -greed, spite and time
If you throw me your dimes
I'll be willin', to keep movin'.
Posted by: Mittle Feat at July 24, 2019 02:05 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 24, 2019 02:05 PM (IDdVj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 02:01 PM (SL85Q)
What ball
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 02:03 PM (85Gof)
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The one the Republicans pushed down the hill back when they controlled both the House and Senate (and the investigations).
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 02:05 PM (SL85Q)
"Mueller: "I know nothing."
My money's on that for tomorrow's Post headline.
I think they've been steadily creeping back into Trump Curious ever since he's been polling favorably in the high 40s.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 24, 2019 02:05 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2019 02:05 PM (Kpl3J)
What makes him sad makes me happy.
I don't really want him to OD on something toxic, but I probably don't have a zipper strong enough to restrain my base physiological response should he do so.
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You realize this means I'm going to have increase my dose of antidepressant. And as a result I will not be able to ejaculate when Trump is finally impeached.
Posted by: Larry don't culturally appropriate my Tribe at July 24, 2019 02:05 PM (X7ZQg)
Posted by: pep at July 24, 2019 02:05 PM (T6t7i)
Joe Scarborough on Twitter:
Jesus, forgive me for ever being a Republican.
4 hrs ago
and:
Louis Goehmert just lectured Robert Mueller on reputation. This is insane.
4 hrs ago
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 02:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2019 02:05 PM (K/2j/)
418 Dems are dumb, but they aren't this dumb. They've been prepping for this. political theater is their thing... something is up.
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The something is finding a way to bury this stinking Merkel/Clinton Meme Corpse and not upset the true believers before an election. Sucks to be them.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 24, 2019 02:05 PM (2LelM)
417 Schiff says Mueller report is devastating to Trump.
Posted by: Bob's Happy Time Ranch at July 24, 2019 02:01 PM (w6992)
If it is so devastating then bring up impeachment charges based on it. The Republic needs you!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 24, 2019 02:05 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Bob Dole at July 24, 2019 02:05 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2019 02:06 PM (Y9zp1)
Just think.
As much as Meullers testimony has been an unmitigated shit show..... they've been PRACTICING this performance all week.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2019 02:06 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: mediapostate at July 24, 2019 02:06 PM (9T5fu)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 02:05 PM (SL85Q)
??
Yeah? And what ball was that?
There were no house or senate hearings like this till the dems took the house?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 02:06 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 24, 2019 01:48 PM (jUVms)
Maybe Trump is throwing better DC cocktail parties? LOL
Posted by: Marybeth at July 24, 2019 02:06 PM (CmURZ)
Also, because you told me to go back to where i came from after I told you to go back to where you came from first actually, but also because Nadlers zipper is too long and my lady balls are still hairy. You're fault
Posted by: Carly Sue at July 24, 2019 02:06 PM (ZZEwZ)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2019 02:06 PM (yu9D4)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 24, 2019 02:06 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2019 02:06 PM (ITfJb)
Again, this is kabuki. It's fun, but the (R)s wouldn't be fighting if it mattered.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 02:02 PM (SL85Q)
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While they didn't have the ability to put an end to the Special Counsel, once that ball got rolling, they could have stood up for Trump and gone after Dem criminals.
Instead, we got two years of assholes like Gowdy talking about how great a guy Mueller is, and how orange man is bad and looks guilty because he refuses to walk into a perjury trap.
It was pathetic.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2019 02:06 PM (AzW6q)
I do like the pineapple on pizza.
When its along side plenty of good quality bacon.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 24, 2019 02:06 PM (cqNba)
418 Dems are dumb, but they aren't this dumb. They've been prepping for this. political theater is their thing... something is up.
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You are totally underestimating their dumbness.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 24, 2019 02:07 PM (jUVms)
On leaks from Muller's office. "We didn't leak." GOP Senator: (paraphrasing) "I'm holding in my hand 25 instances of leaks of information that were known only to you and your team."
Mueller: (Deer in headlights eyes)... has no response.
OUCH
Posted by: RichardWindsor at July 24, 2019 02:07 PM (ixZXQ)
Imagine what it would have been like if he was on the original schedule.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 24, 2019 02:07 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Serious Cat
Good!!!!!!!
Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2019 02:07 PM (tH5fk)
Jesus, these are dumb people.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 24, 2019 02:07 PM (ju9gW)
There were no house or senate hearings like this till the dems took the house?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 02:06 PM (85Gof)
--
And we're back to where we started.
#293 Remember, these same Republicans could've ended this sham at any point since it began.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 02:07 PM (SL85Q)
Posted by: Dem talking points at July 24, 2019 02:07 PM (B5K06)
The esteemed Constitutional scholar at Harvard Law Laurence Tribe tweeted this:
'The Rep Adam Schiff opening statement just now was an American
classic. It will be remembered long after Trump is dust. It should be
taught in civics classes and memorialized in libraries.'
Lordy.
Posted by: Cheri at July 24, 2019 02:05 PM (oiNtH)
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That's some amazing snark right there -- almost believable.
Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 24, 2019 02:07 PM (IDdVj)
Well they better hurry up cause they are bombing right now
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2019 02:07 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 24, 2019 02:04 PM (iw59Q)
Mental Incapacity is always a defense to Perjury.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2019 02:08 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 24, 2019 02:08 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2019 02:08 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2019 02:08 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 24, 2019 02:03 PM (37IEG)
We're beyond tears and into gallon drums of Ben & Jerry's.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 24, 2019 02:08 PM (RD7QR)
AG and DOJ say no, Mueller and his Dems say yes"
The mafia has a reputation to maintain. You have to respect their murderous regime, and learn to live with their destruction of you city or state (The Boss still runs Illinois ... )
Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2019 02:08 PM (Cus5s)
On leaks from Muller's office. "We didn't leak." GOP Senator: (paraphrasing) "I'm holding in my hand 25 instances of leaks of information that were known only to you and your team."
Mueller: (Deer in headlights eyes)... has no response.
OUCH
Posted by: RichardWindsor at July 24, 2019 02:07 PM (ixZXQ)
Anyone tired of winning yet? :-)
Posted by: Marybeth at July 24, 2019 02:08 PM (CmURZ)
Hair style is about it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 24, 2019 02:03 PM (cqNba)
Happy Time can certify there are two big differences between Ryan and Nancy.
Actually, three.
Posted by: Bob's Happy Time Ranch at July 24, 2019 02:08 PM (w6992)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 02:07 PM (SL85Q)
Again what are you talking about? What Republicans?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 02:08 PM (85Gof)
So if you sleep in late, you miss the start of the east coast first game of the day.
Left coasters know this.
Sometimes when the TV finally gets fired up and the game is tuned in, the score is already a blowout. An embarrassing blowout, and it is still the 3rd quarter.
That's exactly my initial impression of the Mueller clownshow, after being awake about a half hour now.
This is the equivalent of a 56-3 NFL score. In the 3rd quarter.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 24, 2019 02:08 PM (sy5kK)
No? How about recipes for fondue?
Is this fucking guy serious?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2019 02:08 PM (ITfJb)
Only way to explain how it could be this bad.
Practice...
Lots of practice
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 24, 2019 02:08 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 02:09 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2019 02:09 PM (yu9D4)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 02:09 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 24, 2019 02:09 PM (O8WFE)
I just found out he was Dutch.
Those are store-brand Germans.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2019 01:33 PM (oVJmc)
Every German claimed to be Dutch after the war.
Posted by: Gref at July 24, 2019 02:09 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: DNC at July 24, 2019 02:09 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 24, 2019 02:10 PM (ENJvp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 02:08 PM (85Gof)
--
NGU, you know the Republicans in Congress held complete control of the show, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 02:10 PM (SL85Q)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 24, 2019 02:10 PM (ju9gW)
Then the ties go up around their heads, and they pull their assault bazooka out of their man purses and resist until they drive him into exile or execution!
Hank Johnson spells it Coupe
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 24, 2019 02:10 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2019 02:10 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2019 02:10 PM (yu9D4)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 02:09 PM (NFEMn)
Some of the dems keep giving their unused time back to the chair, thus Schiff
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 02:10 PM (85Gof)
'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana.
LOL, That's beautiful.
Posted by: WisRich at July 24, 2019 02:10 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Ever at July 24, 2019 02:10 PM (kkVtg)
I'm not prepared to discuss the law"?
No? How about recipes for fondue?
How about yoga routines?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2019 02:10 PM (TAmPV)
Hey, regarding Mueller's senile old man act--
I recall there was a Mafia boss who pretended to be senile, walking around Brooklyn in his bathrobe, babbling nonsense, acting like he forgot where he lived. It worked for years and years. He was finally brought down by a successful audio surveillance that caught him on tape running the operation in full command of his mental faculties.
Since Mueller is using a Mafia method, maybe he can be exposed the same way.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 24, 2019 02:10 PM (zEJZL)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2019 02:08 PM (Ct55T)
Probably. I fully expect Adam Schiff to demand that Attorney General Barr appoint another special prosecutor, now!
Posted by: jwb7605 at July 24, 2019 02:10 PM (uU9ws)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 24, 2019 02:10 PM (ju9gW)
with pork
Posted by: Bob's Happy Time Ranch at July 24, 2019 02:11 PM (w6992)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2019 02:11 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2019 02:11 PM (yu9D4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 02:10 PM (SL85Q)
No your wrong ...they lost the house in 2018
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 02:11 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: davo at July 24, 2019 02:11 PM (sMLEE)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 24, 2019 02:10 PM (37IEG)
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Like a chicken coupe?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 24, 2019 02:11 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 24, 2019 02:11 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2019 02:11 PM (ITfJb)
- Laurence Tribe (@tribelaw) July 24, 2019
LOL.
The projection from Barky supporters is unreal. Funny, even.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 24, 2019 02:11 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: Bobby Mueller at July 24, 2019 02:12 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2019 02:12 PM (vEIlU)
Gee I can't wait for super duper conservative Joe Walsh (not the Eagles one) to defend Mewler and go after the Republicans for daring to question Bobby. And then lecture us that real conservatives should all support Mewler
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 24, 2019 02:12 PM (kw5n8)
That Nadler pic can't be unseen. Reminds me of that girl in Willie Wonka story.
Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2019 02:10 PM (88xKn)
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The one up top, or this pre-gastric bypass gem?
https://tinyurl.com/y36b4pez
Because, that's my fave.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2019 02:12 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2019 02:06 PM (ITfJb)
An alternative view - an extraordinary number of Deep Staters have chosen to throw their careers and the reputations into the trash heap, and it hasn't done a thing at all to stop Trump. The ones that have a little instinct of self preservation are starting to get the message.
I remember in the Clinton years, Lawrence Tribe was talked about as though he were a Legal Sooper Genius, and mentioned as the next SCOTUS justice. There's another long term reputation burned up in the fire of partisan hackery, forever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2019 02:12 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: pep at July 24, 2019 02:12 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 24, 2019 02:12 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2019 02:12 PM (mIQCW)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at July 24, 2019 02:12 PM (ixZXQ)
The Special Counsel's office is part of the DOJ which is part of the Executive Branch. Whatever you think about the Republican in Congress they had no ability to shutdown the investigation.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2019 02:12 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 24, 2019 02:10 PM (37IEG)
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Like a chicken coupe?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 24, 2019 02:11 PM (FiUMj)
Coupe DeVille
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2019 02:12 PM (NWiLs)
All those memories .. lost ... like .. tears .. in .. rain
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2019 02:12 PM (mrnBU)
Joe Scarborough on Twitter:
Jesus, forgive me for ever being a Republican.
4 hrs ago
Posted by: Jane D'oh
_______________
He might want to throw in that whole killing his intern thing while he's praying for forgiveness.
Posted by: Furious George at July 24, 2019 02:12 PM (9vQJW)
They need a new lightning rod, so exit stage right, Bobby.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (FiUMj)
Babylon Bee:
'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana.
He was reaching for an Apple.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (yu9D4)
By now the MSM should be ready to commit mass supuko. They have absolutely failed in their mission.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 24, 2019 01:56 PM (JgA4k)
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No Leftist can ever commit seppuku. The ritual presupposes a sense of shame.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2019 02:00 PM (AzW6q
I think they'd also need guts to spill, wouldn't they?
Posted by: TheHoser at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (IDjUx)
German immigrants to the US in the 19th century were often referred to as Dutch, remember Germany was a bunch of little oompah principalities of varied alliances until Bismarck, there was no 'Germany'.
Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Straight-shooter Bob Mueller at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Inogame at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (ySZHT)
Posted by: davop.
He reminds me of the school counselor in South Park.
Mr. Mackey.
Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2019 02:12 PM (K/2j/)
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Who controlled the committees calling witnesses to testify before Congress?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (SL85Q)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2019 02:02 PM (Kpl3J)
The master planners haven't been at the wheel since the USSR fell. The useful idiots took charge of the Soviet effort to destabilize America, and being naive ideologues, they have charged ahead with no regard for any other concerns, with visions of an Earthly Paradise driving them to an ecstatic zeal.
They are not as smart as they think they are, and we should be thankful that they're the ones in charge during the 11th hour.
The KGB would, given all of these advantages, masterminded the end of America. These boobs are going to flush a hundred years of infiltration, propaganda, and subterfuge right down the shitter.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (J+mig)
Be careful what you wish for, Adam.
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2019 02:14 PM (NAs56)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 24, 2019 02:14 PM (FiUMj)
I'm tired of these neverending crazy Republican conspiracy theories.
Now let's talk about Trump being a programmed KGB sleeper agent.
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at July 24, 2019 02:14 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2019 01:30 PM (K0yCt)
Oh, no!
Loved him as an actor. First saw him in Ladyhawke with the gorgeous beyond belief Michelle Pfeiffer.
Young Mel Gibson and young Michelle Pfeiffer. Most beautiful in Hollywood of their time.
Posted by: Flyover at July 24, 2019 02:14 PM (B5K06)
Babylon Bee:
'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana.
Bananaphone!!!
Posted by: pep at July 24, 2019 02:14 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Straight-shooter Bob Mueller at July 24, 2019 02:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2019 02:14 PM (ss+Sh)
Posted by: Weasel at July 24, 2019 02:14 PM (RrqtM)
Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (8erNz)
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Soooo..... fat guy on the Ottoman.
Empire.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2019 02:14 PM (8XRCm)
https://tinyurl.com/y36b4pez
Because, that's my fave.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2019 02:12 PM (AzW6q)
It's like they had to commandeer a tarp off a flatbed trailer to make that sportcoat...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 24, 2019 02:14 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 24, 2019 02:14 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (2LelM)
Kaffir Mueller, time for your catheterization.
But I don't need catheterization!
We know.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2019 02:15 PM (NWiLs)
that have been signed into law. Compare that to the 443 bills passed by
the last congress. This congress is on track to becoming the least
productive in modern times."
Was this supposed to be a negative?
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 24, 2019 02:15 PM (Jyo5m)
Unfortunately under the Flynn precedent we are referring you for criminal prosecution for lying to Congress.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 24, 2019 02:15 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: micky at July 24, 2019 02:15 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 24, 2019 02:15 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Straight-shooter Bob Mueller at July 24, 2019 02:15 PM (oVJmc)
Babylon Bee:
'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana.
lol
Posted by: ace at July 24, 2019 02:15 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Sock Monkey....wunnerful, wunnerful, wunnerful at July 24, 2019 02:15 PM (L7ie7)
Posted by: davop.
He reminds me of the school counselor in South Park.
Mr. Mackey.
Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (tH5fk)
yes! that is who I was trying to think of
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2019 02:15 PM (vEIlU)
You don't really think that Mueller would have agreed to testify before Congress in the middle of an investigation do you? He barely agreed to show up after his investigation was done.
He was acting as a prosecutor. He was not going to say anything in the middle of an investigation. That's not how potential criminal investigations work and the DOJ never would have allowed it anyway.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2019 02:15 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, #MakeCarcosaGreatAgain at July 24, 2019 02:15 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2019 02:15 PM (9oqdi)
Posted by: TheHoser at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (IDjUx)
See the picture at the top of the page.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 24, 2019 02:15 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: jwb7605 at July 24, 2019 02:10 PM (uU9ws)
don't overthink this. Today was literally the Last Day they had to push this impeachment narrative. Now, for all of them, it's like the ending of Ferris Bueller - "It's over. Go Home!"
and instead of legislation, they had booked the rest of this congressional term for Impeachment shenanigans - now, quite literally, Pelosi has No Idea Whatsoever to do with what is going to turn out to be Congressional dead time. I don't doubt they'll try to come up with some mischief, but it will all be ad hoc improvisation with no theme, other than Orange Man Bad!
It's fun to watch a political movement fall apart.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2019 02:16 PM (Kpl3J)
'The Rep Adam Schiff opening statement just now was an American classic. It will be remembered long after Trump is dust. It should be taught in civics classes and memorialized in libraries.'
Lordy.
Posted by: Cheri at July 24, 2019 02:05 PM
I will be forever grateful to them that Harvard and Yale did not accept me at their law "schools".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2019 02:16 PM (ejd/p)
I wonder if there's a fire sale on the Mueller Time t-shirts going on right now.
LOLGF
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 24, 2019 02:14 PM (FiUMj)
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Dude - I shit you not - someone had a photo gallery I saw with a couple of guys who had Mueller Time TATTOOS.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2019 02:16 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: ace at July 24, 2019 02:16 PM (PbpT7)
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I was thinking TIMMAY! on Southpark.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 24, 2019 02:16 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Serious Cat
Good!!!!!!!
Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2019 02:07 PM (tH5fk)
On balance, yeah. But it sure would be nice if they'd get the USMCA ratified and reforms to asylum law passed, for starters.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 24, 2019 02:17 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: davop.
He looks like the guy who just won this round of "Secret Sausage."
Posted by: ace at July 24, 2019 02:17 PM (PbpT7)
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I was thinking TIMMAY! on Southpark.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 24, 2019 02:16 PM (2LelM)
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Mr Mackey..... mmmmkay.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2019 02:17 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2019 02:17 PM (9oqdi)
How will the dems distract from the two upcoming reports? What and who will they dig up this time?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2019 02:17 PM (vEIlU)
Babylon Bee:
'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana.
lol
Posted by: ace at July 24, 2019 02:15 PM (PbpT7)
Hey, I have one of those!
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at July 24, 2019 02:17 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: JEM
The Dutch reverted back to Germany in '39.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2019 02:17 PM (19RKp)
Posted by: Bob's Happy Time Ranch at July 24, 2019 02:17 PM (w6992)
Hank Johnson spells that as hooker.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 24, 2019 02:17 PM (37IEG)
Empire.
I once mused on the prospects of a chain of furniture stores called the Ottoman Empire.
Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2019 02:17 PM (8erNz)
He has the complexion of a candle.
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2019 02:17 PM (yu9D4)
Babylon Bee:
'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana.
how long before Politifact rates this as False..?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 24, 2019 02:18 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2019 02:18 PM (ITfJb)
Someone has a sense of humor. They should put Maxine Waters and Hank Johnson on it, just for grins.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2019 02:18 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: Straight-shooter Bob Mueller at July 24, 2019 02:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 02:18 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: jewells45 at July 24, 2019 02:18 PM (kG5hP)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2019 02:18 PM (yu9D4)
Schiff looks remarkably like a face painted on a balloon.
Posted by: davop.
He reminds me of the school counselor in South Park.
Mr. Mackey.
Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (tH5fk)
Collusion is bad. Mmmmkay?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 24, 2019 02:18 PM (t6MX/)
Gotta imagine Pelosi wants to wring Nadler and Schiff's neck over today's disaster. She never wanted to continue down this road.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 24, 2019 02:18 PM (Xqo6t)
that have been signed into law. Compare that to the 443 bills passed by
the last congress. This congress is on track to becoming the least
productive in modern times."
Was this supposed to be a negative?
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 24, 2019 02:15 PM (Jyo5m)
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Exactly. A "productive" congress always means less freedom and less money for me.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 24, 2019 02:19 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2019 02:19 PM (mrnBU)
The KGB would, given all of these advantages, masterminded the end of America. These boobs are going to flush a hundred years of infiltration, propaganda, and subterfuge right down the shitter.
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And I could not be more pissed about it.
Posted by: Vladimir Putin at July 24, 2019 02:19 PM (+4u3w)
Posted by: ace at July 24, 2019 02:16 PM (PbpT7)
I'm dying over Joe Scarborough having Mika video him hanging Mueller's picture on their living room wall.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 02:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 02:19 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: JEM
Deutsch --> "Dutch" among the unwashed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2019 02:19 PM (WDxUi)
I wonder what it's like to live in a mirror universe. Must be really confusing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2019 02:19 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 24, 2019 02:19 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 02:18 PM (CDGwz)
Can't fix metal fatigue.
Posted by: Bob's Happy Time Ranch at July 24, 2019 02:19 PM (w6992)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2019 02:19 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: JEM
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I want to open a pub called, 'The Winchester Arms'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 02:19 PM (CDGwz)
'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana.
He was reaching for an Apple.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (aKsyK)
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Maybe he was at CNN?
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at July 24, 2019 02:20 PM (67aEn)
This must be an embryonic talking point we'll be hearing later.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 02:20 PM (NFEMn)
All the journos who were bleating "Barr mischaracterized the report!" a few months ago are are suspiciously quiet now that it's clear Mueller couldn't even *characterize* the report
Because he wasn't really running the investigation
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 24, 2019 02:20 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Straight-shooter Bob Mueller at July 24, 2019 02:20 PM (oVJmc)
German immigrants to the US in the 19th century were often referred to as Dutch, remember Germany was a bunch of little oompah principalities of varied alliances until Bismarck, there was no 'Germany'.
Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2019 02:13 PM (8erNz)
And the irony is that immigrants from Holland *never* called themselves Dutch, being that it's just a corruption of Deutsch.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2019 02:20 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: JEM
The Dutch reverted back to Germany in '39.
My Belgian maternal grandfather was a few weeks ahead of the Germans going west in 1914. He met my French maternal grandmother waiting for the ship to Ellis Island.
A few unspeakable years working in the Chicago stockyards and they had a farm in the Midwest.
Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2019 02:20 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2019 02:20 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 02:19 PM (85Gof)
That's a lie.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2019 02:20 PM (WDxUi)
Gotta imagine Pelosi wants to wring Nadler and Schiff's neck over today's disaster. She never wanted to continue down this road.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 24, 2019 02:18 PM (Xqo6t)
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Even that decrepit old woman would snap Schiff's spindly neck like a twig. That head of his is like an orange on a toothpick, and he's gonna spend tonight crying himself to sleep on his giant pillow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2019 02:20 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2019 02:20 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2019 02:17 PM (9oqdi)
Waffer thin!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2019 02:20 PM (NWiLs)
This must be an embryonic talking point we'll be hearing later.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 02:20 PM (NFEMn)
If true, it's about time!
Posted by: Inogame at July 24, 2019 02:20 PM (ySZHT)
'The Rep Adam Schiff opening statement just now was an American classic. It will be remembered long after Trump is dust. It should be taught in civics classes and memorialized in libraries.'
Lordy.
Posted by: Cheri at July 24, 2019 02:05 PM
LOL.
Laurence Tribe is the idiot who wrote that laughable paper "with" Barky about 'the Relativistic Curvature of Constitutional Law' or some such pseudo-scientific bullshit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 24, 2019 02:20 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2019 02:16 PM (AzW6q)
The moment when you should realize that you need new friends, right now:
"Hey, guys! Guys, I got a great idea. Let's all get Mueller tattoos!!! Yeah! Right? We're all gonna be like "The Mueller Squad".
It'll be so-o-o-o-o great when he gets Trump.
Yeah! Everyone with me?
Let's go!"
Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (mIQCW)
Must be those who call CNN the Corporate News Network. Like the now deceased Tacoma Tool.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (9oqdi)
Been stuck doing actual work stuff at work. I take it this has not gone well for the Dumbocrats?
Catastrophic. I had planned to go to Udvar-Hazey today, but decided to watch just a couple of minutes. Big mistake.
Posted by: pep at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Weasel at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (RrqtM)
'The Rep Adam Schiff opening statement just now was an American classic. It will be remembered long after Trump is dust. It should be taught in civics classes and memorialized in libraries.'
I infer that Laurence wrote it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
We have a pub in town called "The Drunken Donkey", or, as I refer to it, "The Hammered Ass".
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (19RKp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 02:19 PM (85Gof)
That's a lie.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2019 02:20 PM (WDxUi)
Your right. My bad
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (ITfJb)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (oVJmc)
He doesn't understand that Trump will be beginning his third term in 2025.
Posted by: Bob's Happy Time Ranch at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (w6992)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2019 02:19 PM (WDxUi)
+++++++++
If you speak Dutch, you speak Deutsch - just speak it loudly enough.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (sy5kK)
I wonder if there's a fire sale on the Mueller Time t-shirts going on right now.
LOLGF
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 24, 2019 02:14 PM (FiUMj)
Last call for Geritol.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 24, 2019 02:22 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Weasel at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (RrqtM)
He's already memorizing the points he will be interrupting his guests with....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 02:22 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 24, 2019 02:22 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Right up there with the rumors that The Squad are part of a vast right wing conspiracy to make the Dems look like idiots.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 02:22 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 24, 2019 02:22 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Gref at July 24, 2019 02:22 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: JackStraw
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I'll be dead by then.
Posted by: Barron Trump at July 24, 2019 02:22 PM (o/rcM)
Posted by: JAS at July 24, 2019 02:22 PM (I5SAg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (hYcqw)
It helps to have a throat disease.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2019 02:22 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 02:22 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (8erNz)
A truckload of Hillary Worshipers and Fan boys could not take down President Trump.
They failed to kill the king and this Mueller debacle is just icing on the cake.
Now the fun begins exposing the Deep State Coup and Americans are not gonna like what they see.
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (yuF4N)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 24, 2019 02:18 PM (Xqo6t)
Poor SanFran Nan. Not only over these bozos but the Twat Squad's daily bleatings. I wonder how many scotches it takes Nance to down each night to be able to sleep. Couldn't happen to a nicer gal.
Posted by: Cheri at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (NFEMn)
> But, then, he probably has a bag.
He probably has to use one of those long-handled gripper "lazy tongs" thingies to reach his no-doubt minuscule junk.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (tY4MP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Weasel at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (RrqtM)
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I'll guess "speaking at 300 words/minute."
My $1m idea is to somehow steal his blood at night and sell it to long-haul truckers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (AzW6q)
OH! OH! The reason they had to have a week's delay, was because the TrumpMueller robot wasn't READY! And they kidnapped the real Mueller, and sent this animatronic sexbot Mueller in his place to testify.
Those Sneaky Russian bastards!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (37IEG)
Dirty Air, Dirty Water...
Push Grandma Off The Cliff...
Dirty Dossier!
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (yu9D4)
The famous warbird "Doc" is a B-29, IIRC. If it had 4 engines, it's a B-29. A B-26 only has two. And the earth doesn't shake as much...
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (YAitX)
Juan spewing bullshit again, saying that Trump is directing the Republicans on the committee.
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Telepathically.???
Not too shabby for a bumbling worse than racist moronic oaf.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (ITfJb)
Posted by: Johnny at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sock Monkey....wunnerful, wunnerful, wunnerful at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (L7ie7)
If not, why didn't you know it when any moron with an internet connection knows it?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (hYcqw)
It helps to have a throat disease.
When I hear 'preferred pronoun' I reach for my revolver.
Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (8erNz)
Get your Saint Robert Mueller prayer candle on Amazon Prime, and get two bonus candles: Creepy Porn Lawyer an Stormy Daniels:
https://tinyurl.com/y6qa79bk
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (ptqGC)
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Well, perhaps we could work out a mutually beneficial relationship -- here's my number
Posted by: Laurence Tribe at July 24, 2019 02:24 PM (X7ZQg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 02:24 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2019 02:20 PM (axyOa)
Prediction markets now have impeachment at 14-cents... near all time low.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 24, 2019 02:24 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: Weasel at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (RrqtM)
Still in love with the sound of his own voice.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 24, 2019 02:24 PM (xPl2J)
Excellent! Can't wait to get home and catch up.
Posted by: jewells45 at July 24, 2019 02:24 PM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (ITfJb)
Muller's an unfortunate accident when his dad didn't pull out of his mom in time.
Posted by: Sponge at July 24, 2019 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 24, 2019 02:24 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2019 02:24 PM (9oqdi)
Posted by: Weasel at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (RrqtM)
He's already memorizing the points he will be interrupting his guests with....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 02:22 PM (NFEMn)
Hannity is gonna be like Daffy Duck on Crack. Well, even more so than he usually is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2019 02:25 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2019 02:25 PM (a2xio)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2019 02:20 PM (axyOa)
Hobo with a Shotgun was a great movie.
Posted by: Sponge at July 24, 2019 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Prediction... Aaron "the weasel" Schitt will get at least 2hrs of facetime on MSM tonight pontificating on the evidence of OrangeManBad
Posted by: Sock Monkey....wunnerful, wunnerful, wunnerful
They'll probably claim he rescued Mueller.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2019 02:25 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: garrett at July 24, 2019 02:25 PM (yu9D4)
I wonder if there's a fire sale on the Mueller Time t-shirts going on right now.
LOLGF
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 24, 2019 02:14 PM (FiUMj)
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Like the "Madam President" Newsweek covers. (Except I'd pay a hundred bucks for one of those.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2019 02:25 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2019 02:25 PM (ITfJb)
Impeachment gone, like liberal tears in rain.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM
****
Nice add.
I was just trying to break it to the Horde that Rutger has died.
I liked Ladyhawk.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2019 02:25 PM (axyOa)
Maddow tears tonight, or manic energy fueled by "one neat trick to still GET DRUMF!"?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2019 02:25 PM (bDqIh)
Only if you are dying in the next couple weeks. Mifsud's lawyer is already telling anyone who wants to listen.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2019 02:25 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 24, 2019 02:25 PM (NFEMn)
LO FUCKING L.
Statute of limitations runs out in 2021.
If we can't go after Hillary for her SecState shenanigans....
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2019 02:25 PM (19RKp)
We all know now why Mooler took 2 years to find the unicorn.
Prolly takes 2-3 hrs to take a crap
He's too fucking old
Can you imagine this guy as the FBI director ?
Don't answer the last question
Posted by: REDACTED at July 24, 2019 02:25 PM (DPjeO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 02:25 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Weasel at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (RrqtM)
Prepare to hear a 45-minute opening monologue.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 24, 2019 02:26 PM (Xqo6t)
If any one of them submitted this years-long farce to a publisher, it would have been rejected as "too outlandish, not believable."
They're probably toast for a generation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2019 02:26 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I might concede 'sanest'. Might.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 02:26 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 24, 2019 02:26 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Johnny at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)
664 Shit......
Posted by: Sponge at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)
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SWEATER PUPPIES > SOCK PUPPETS !!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at July 24, 2019 02:26 PM (8XRCm)
The hearing is going on and on because it's two committees. Judiciary and then Intel if I'm not mistaken.
Judiciary was this morning, t'other one is now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2019 02:26 PM (M9ntN)
If it crashes without catching on fire it's a B-26. "One a day in Tampa Bay" was the training chant.
If it crashes with one or more engines on fire it's a B-29. Magnesium engine crankcases? Sometimes weight savings can go too far.
Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2019 02:26 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2019 02:26 PM (88xKn)
Arkancide
Posted by: Bob's Happy Time Ranch at July 24, 2019 02:26 PM (w6992)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2019 02:27 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Sock Monkey....wunnerful, wunnerful, wunnerful at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (L7ie7)
There is nothing more improbable than doing the same thing every morning and expecting a different result.
Posted by: Douglas Adams at July 24, 2019 02:27 PM (RbxEP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 02:27 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 24, 2019 02:27 PM (BiNEL)
I think the one thing that is obvious.
We all know now why Mooler took 2 years to find the unicorn.
Prolly takes 2-3 hrs to take a crap
He's too fucking old
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Can you imagine what his hot-blooded underlings were saying behind his back? Can you imagine the hand-wringing trying to get him to move on something?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2019 02:27 PM (M9ntN)
Mueller's face looks like an unfortunate accident at the Wax Museum.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 24, 2019 02:23 PM (ITfJb)
Muller's an unfortunate accident when his dad didn't pull out of his mom in time.
Posted by: Sponge at July 24, 2019 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, Mueller's dad should have insisted on a blowjob that night.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 24, 2019 02:27 PM (ufFY8)
Jesus, forgive me for ever being a Republican
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Don't flatter yourself, Joe.
Posted by: God at July 24, 2019 02:28 PM (hjaPQ)
Though I will note that they finally DID fix that in the later 3350s and it shouldn't be an issue now, especially since no one flies around with ten hours of fuel and a LeMay-approved load of incendiaries these days.
Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2019 02:28 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 24, 2019 02:29 PM (8QqO/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 02:30 PM (xSo9G)
New conventional wisdom: Mueller left phone in the Oval Office because he forgot that he had a phone.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 24, 2019 02:30 PM (xPl2J)
When the USAF become a reality, all Douglas A-26 Invaders were renumbered as B-26 Invaders. And that lasted until the B-26K was deployed in 1969 to a country who's constitution forbade bombers so they became A-26As. There are plenty of Invaders on civil registry.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2019 02:30 PM (9oqdi)
Posted by: Adam Schiff at July 24, 2019 02:31 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2019 02:31 PM (gmo/4)
Jesus, forgive me for ever being a Republican
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Don't flatter yourself, Joe.
Posted by: God at July 24, 2019 02:28 PM (hjaPQ)
Nor problem Joe. Now, about you banging Mika for years before you divorced your (ahem) 2ND, wife...
Posted by: Jesus at July 24, 2019 02:33 PM (RbxEP)
Mueller: "I can't speak to that."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 02:33 PM (xSo9G)
New conventional wisdom: Mueller left phone in the Oval Office because he forgot that he had a phone.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 24, 2019 02:30 PM (xPl2J)
lol.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 24, 2019 02:33 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 02:34 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 24, 2019 01:52 PM (CDGwz)
That's disgusting, even from him.
Christina Rosetti wrote the original poem.
"...what can I give Him?
Give Him my heart."
Posted by: Flyover at July 24, 2019 02:34 PM (B5K06)
Posted by: ace at July 24, 2019 02:37 PM (PbpT7)
The B-29 and its R-3350 was rushed into service. This affected the R-3350 more than the airplane as the engine tended to catch fire.
Now when the Superfortresses moved to the Marianas and the USAAF tried to recreate high level precision bombing like they did in Europe, it required the B-29s to be overloaded with fuel and bombs. Which put a strain on the engines and well yeah many a B-29 crashed on take off.
Curtis LeMay when he assumed command immediately made changes. Mainly to go for night bombing at lower altitude with incendiaries. This lessened the vulnerability of the B-29s to Japanese fighters, also avoided the jet stream that high flying B-29s encountered over Japan, and the incendiary bombs were not as heavy a load.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2019 02:37 PM (9oqdi)
He's a professor of constitutional law at Harvard. For more details about Harvard law professors, see yesterday's cuck thread.
The cucks should learn from today that cooperation with the Left results in destruction. But they won't learn that.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 24, 2019 02:38 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Gref at July 24, 2019 02:39 PM (AMIL/)
Now you're bringing up the French.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2019 02:21 PM (oVJmc)
People from The Netherlands prefer to be called "Those Saucy Hollandaise."
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 24, 2019 02:41 PM (XuBZu)
Joe-Jim
Let's see how many can make that connection
Posted by: Worf at July 24, 2019 02:42 PM (TnxsG)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at July 24, 2019 02:44 PM (DB16e)
@MZHemingway
This made me laugh: "Old conventional wisdom: Mueller left phone in Oval Office to spy on Trump.
New conventional wisdom: Mueller left phone in the Oval Office because he forgot that he had a phone." (link: ..)
Posted by: exdemocrat at July 24, 2019 02:50 PM (GmndG)
I would ask if Nadler's gunt has achieved status as a sentient being but that's unlikely given that Nadler himself is barely sentient.
Posted by: N.L. Urker at July 24, 2019 02:52 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: creeper at July 24, 2019 02:54 PM (ccf8F)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 24, 2019 03:18 PM (WRSbt)
Posted by: Monty James at July 24, 2019 03:27 PM (Zqz9o)
Let's see how many can make that connection
Posted by: Worf at July 24, 2019 02:42 PM (TnxsG)
I doubt you'll find someone with that much Common Sense in the entire Universe.
Posted by: Monty James at July 24, 2019 03:30 PM (Zqz9o)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 24, 2019 02:07 PM (SL85Q)
Again what are you talking about? What Republicans?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2019 02:08 PM (85Gof)
Why should they? This is the destruction of the Media and the Democratic Party in living color.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 24, 2019 04:07 PM (FTPn0)
That walk back was needed and soon--because he lied to Congress this
morning. And the Feebs love them some process crimes. Violated Title
18 US Code Annotation Section 1001 (felony to lie to a federal agent or
officer).
Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 24, 2019 03:18 PM (WRSbt)
_________
Laws do not apply to Democrats or traitors (BIRM).
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 24, 2019 04:46 PM (PYnRT)
Thanks!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2019 11:34 AM (+0VWg)
Mary...cue the Duo...Pelosi & OAC.
clean out your pipes congress critters..that grey matter will help you GEL.
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Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)