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Race Hoaxster and State Representative Erica Thomas Now Wants the Police to Charge the Man Who Did Not Properly Defer to His Racial Superior

And, second tweet -- the New York Times headline blares that she says this guy (who is super anti-Trump, and anti-Trump's statements about immigration, btw) told her to "go back where she came from," but then, in the fourteenth (14th!) paragraph, concedes that she walked that back and said "I don't want to say [that he said that]" and changes her claim to "he was making that type of reference."

I want her to make formal charges (of what? Who knows) and swear under penalty of perjury as to what she's claiming he said.

And then throw her fat ass in jail. Where she belongs.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:58 PM




Comments

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1 Idiots.

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil, scrounging kindling at July 22, 2019 02:59 PM (AM1GF)

2 OK, I'll get the others.

Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil, scrounging kindling at July 22, 2019 02:59 PM (AM1GF)

3 Stupid times indeed.


Posted by: dananjcon at July 22, 2019 03:00 PM (xqfqx)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 22, 2019 03:00 PM (arJlL)

5 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2019 03:00 PM (AjVAj)

6 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:01 PM (ECUyd)

7 Damn, that thang is hard on me I-balls.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 03:01 PM (ovir2)

8 Is there any evidence anything was said at all?

I'm increasingly trying to inject a new adage into the pop culture:

Anything presented without evidence may be dismissed without consideration.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 03:01 PM (J+mig)

9 The stupid, it burns.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 22, 2019 03:01 PM (5l6gb)

10 Charge him with what?

Posted by: WisRich at July 22, 2019 03:01 PM (G0vdT)

11 We really are moving to the 'I don't like you! Off with your head!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:01 PM (ycWCI)

12 Charge him with what? FFS...

Posted by: jewells45 at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (kG5hP)

13 Her hair is dyed blonde. Cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (J+mig)

14 May they all drown in their own bile.

Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (gdTDb)

15 For a supposed pregnant woman who couldn't stand for long and hence had to cheat to get into the express line, this woman sure does stand a lot for press conferences and photo ops.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (FiUMj)

16 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

17 Seems that both tweets are the same.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

18 Eh. If Living While Rude were a crime then I would be doing hard time.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (RD7QR)

19 speaking truth to power!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (ZqRa6)

20 Golly, he was smart to get that presser. No snark; made him look good.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (UpS69)

21 Criminalizing White Hispanics ... coming soon to a race near you.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (B7tJ2)

22 Is that woman on the right wearing knee socks?

That's just weird.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (k4dH2)

23 Blessed Mama!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (NWiLs)

24 Judging by her photo, I am going to give her a pass. She needed all 35 of those items for lunch, no doubt. You haters just don't understand a strong black woman's metabolic needs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - almost normal at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (ppBhU)

25 Charge him with what? FFS...
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HAAAAAAAAAATE SPEECH!!!!

Posted by: Joy "Cvnt" Behar at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (vg8iE)

26 What does any of this have to do with Godzilla?

Top 20/

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (tH5fk)

27 10 Charge him with what?

Show us the man we'll show you the crime. Isn't this were this is all headed...

Posted by: DXO at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (nzKWW)

28 Haven't been following this story..all this went down in a grocery store??

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (a0IVu)

29 She must have talked to lawyers and found out this is a good idea.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (UpS69)

30 The "go back to where you come from " taunt, non-taunt is why this story made news in the first place.

If the guy didn't say it, why are we talking about it?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (NFEMn)

31 re 8: we already have "pictures or it didn't happen"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (ZqRa6)

32 BREAKING NEWS: A noose and a Subway sandwich were found at the Publix.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (FiUMj)

33 OH man, I hope he sues the holy hell out of her and wins. I hope he then realizes the asininity of voting straight ticket Dem for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

34 Screw that insipid racist bitch, she's gone to far this time and it needs to blow up in her ugly face.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (qZdIZ)

35 This is what happens when ' you keep it real' .


Both of them could be living a normal day but both of them thought they had to 'keep it real' and blow up an insignificant event.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (knDqF)

36 who impregnated that? that guy must have had balls glowing with Cerenkov radiation.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 03:04 PM (De+XC)

37 The Dems are just crazy and they are using their Crazy on each other. Sort of like the Crazy is spilling over. I'm just trying to stay out of the way so I don't get any on me. The guy even said he would still vote for her if she ran in his district before he would vote for a Republican. Curing this Crazy disease is going to be costly and time consuming. I sure hope Pharma is working on a vaccine or something.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at July 22, 2019 03:04 PM (Z0huu)

38 If the guy didn't say it, why are we talking about it?
=========

You'll talk about what we want you to talk about. We may even be able to get you to jump up and down on one foot while talking about it.

Posted by: MSM at July 22, 2019 03:04 PM (vg8iE)

39 8 Is there any evidence anything was said at all?

I'm increasingly trying to inject a new adage into the pop culture:

Anything presented without evidence may be dismissed without consideration.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 03:01 PM (J+mig)

There's a store tape that that cops and the guy have seen.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:04 PM (UpS69)

40 She looks quite plump. She should adopt ace's 28 day fast and therefore, avoid confrontations in the grocery store.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 03:04 PM (a0IVu)

41 Xuck xer and the xorse xhe rode in xon.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 03:04 PM (LPWLR)

42 And then throw her fat ass in jail.
........

We're gonna need a bigger jail.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (v0R5T)

43 The lesson, I guess, is to avoid black women at the store.

Posted by: Redenzo at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (14qvS)

44 Charge him, as everyone here is saying..... with... What, exactly, specifically, precisely, and pertinently??? These people are a bunch of Fascist/ Totalitarian/ Brownshirts..... they need to be slapped down. The government will do nothing, sadly, and that makes everything really ominous.

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (90T4r)

45 @10

A malevolent DA could contrive any manner of charges, basically they would have to do a reverse Smollett.


Which as I said a malevolent dem da could and would do.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (Mzkan)

46 LOL get fucked stupid bitch

Maybe then you will lighten up.

Or is that rayciss too?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (ufFY8)

47 re 22: maybe the Buster Brown look is coming back.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (ZqRa6)

48
The accuser claimed that she couldn't stand for too long because "nine months preggers".

Did anyone put a stopwatch on her time standing during the impromptu press conference yesterday when the gentleman she accused threw the "bullshit" penalty flag?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (F0aU4)

49 I sure hope Pharma is working on a vaccine or something.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at July 22, 2019 03:04 PM (Z0huu)

Oh there's a vaccine for it.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (LPWLR)

50 Keep digging Erica. Keep digging.

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (gmo/4)

51 40 She looks quite plump. She should adopt ace's 28 day fast and therefore, avoid confrontations in the grocery store.
_____________

I doubt she could last for more than 28 minutes without stuffing her pie hole.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2019 03:06 PM (k4dH2)

52 Mehh, he should have told her to take her BALD FAT ASS back to where she came from

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2019 03:06 PM (M+Lyo)

53 Gee, it's almost as if these politicians are a bunch of idiots.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:06 PM (v0R5T)

54 The "go back to where you come from " taunt, non-taunt is why this story made news in the first place.

If the guy didn't say it, why are we talking about it?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (NFEMn)


She says he said it. He says he didn't. She's attempting to ruin this man's life for the rest of time.

We're talking about it because she's using her obnoxious ego to try and destroy a man for her own personal racist gain.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

55 Nell Carter has really let herself go.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:06 PM (/O9R9)

56 Actually the person that should be arrested is her hair dresser

Posted by: Redenzo at July 22, 2019 03:06 PM (14qvS)

57 who impregnated that? that guy must have had balls glowing with Cerenkov radiation.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo



Husband is deployed. As was said earlier, "pool over/under for 10 months".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:06 PM (ECUyd)

58 The problem is that the guy is short. You can't trust short people.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (fuK7c)

59 I'm sorry, but WTF is that woman on the far right wearing??

White knee-high socks with black shoes and a black sack.

What look is she going for???

Posted by: SMH at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (RU4sa)

60 He's anti-Trump?

Good. Reap away at what you sowed, buddy. And next time, make better choices.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (O8WFE)

61 Fat lying bitches are going lie while being a fat bitch.

So it goes...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (bcbK8)

62 Georgia seems to have a disproportionate number of crazy black female politicians.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (xPl2J)

63 >>who impregnated that?


Some poor bastard was jerking off and she sat on it at the last second.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (/O9R9)

64 lol - the media. no republicans at all involved in this and so they have to create something with"how the republicans are reacting to this". they'll get turn it on republicans with their inappropriate reactions!

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (/5WQL)

65
Can we deep-six both of them, please?


Valid for three threads out of four! Woo-hoo!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (F0aU4)

66 She looks quite plump. She should adopt ace's 28 day fast and therefore, avoid confrontations in the grocery store.
_____________

I doubt she could last for more than 28 minutes without stuffing her pie hole.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2019 03:06 PM (k4dH2)


To be fair, she claims to be 9 months pregnant.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

67 55 Nell Carter has really let herself go.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:06 PM (/O9R9)

---

lol

Posted by: SMH at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (RU4sa)

68 Did anyone put a stopwatch on her time standing during the impromptu press conference yesterday when the gentleman she accused threw the "bullshit" penalty flag?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:05 PM (F0aU4)

Anyone remember a track on one of Denis Leary's CDs where someone is making fun of a meltdown... Fiona Apple(?) had and just keeps saying 'This is all bullshit!'

Maybe the better question is: Does anyone remember Fiona Apple?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

69
Tomorrow she'll be saying "the bitch set me up!"

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (Jy6ww)

70 I want her to make formal charges (of what? Who knows)

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Aggravated mopery with a side of mayhem.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (+y/Ru)

71 people hate line cutters.

Posted by: x at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (nFwvY)

72 27
10 Charge him with what?



Show us the man we'll show you the crime. Isn't this were this is all headed...


Posted by: DXO at July 22, 2019 03:03 PM (nzKWW)

__________

If they can do that to POTUS, his family, and his friends ... well, you know the rest ..

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (B7tJ2)

73 The Rude Erica Thomas.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (cux11)

74 58 The problem is that the guy is short. You can't trust short people.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (fuK7c)

[Scans the heavens for incoming raptors]

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (RD7QR)

75 62 Georgia seems to have a disproportionate number of crazy black female politicians.

Also, fat.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (O8WFE)

76 Stop that, she was on Guam when it capsized and it's affected her ability to be rational.

I'm dying to know what the Democrat White Hispanic dude will be charged with. Is there a Florida "Don't Criticize Black People" law?

How long before the media tells us he's really Republican?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (37IEG)

77 And fuck Kurt Vonnegut, he helped birth these monsters.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (bcbK8)

78 >>What look is she going for???


Puritan Romper

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (/O9R9)

79 "Blue on blue, heartache on heartache."

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (UpS69)

80 According to the Babylon Bee a Georgia Lawmaker said she was told to go back to where she came from by a Chic-Fil-A employee.
She late walked that back to say the CFA employee actually said "my pleasure."

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (JgA4k)

81 How many times will "uppity" be used in the charging document?

I'm guessing three.

And "oh no he di'int"?

Once.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (6eEQ+)

82 Maybe the better question is: Does anyone remember Fiona Apple?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

Suddenly I'm feeling like a criminal.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (NWiLs)

83 Obviously there's only one remedy for this outrage. He should have to wax her balls in public.

There's no other way.

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (hjaPQ)

84 Her hair is dyed blonde. Cultural appropriation.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (J+mig)
........

Yeah, she really needs to get herself one of those plastic James Brown wigs that are so popular.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (v0R5T)

85 "A malevolent DA could contrive any manner of charges"

after a thorough investigation, my office will be pursuing rape charges against this man.

since we don't have the ... "evidence"... we must assume the worst.

Posted by: Mike Nifong at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (De+XC)

86 She's knocked up?
Ooops.

Makes my statement non-operational.

Must be hormones then.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (ufFY8)

87 Hell. I think they should lock him up and throw away the key just for being an idiot. Hes a leftard. Screw him.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (ovir2)

88 yeah, these people will not stop with this bullshit. They don't even know they lost. They're still talking about hate crimes. Um, the only hate is coming from the left. Literally, they hate us. That's a hate crime. You lie about us. Hate crime.

I want more trump and probably a little bit of the old worse than trump to make these people learn some manners.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (JziUy)

89 Good thing she didn't play on the angry black female stereotype.

Posted by: Anchovy at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (srWwQ)

90 Charged with what, exactly?

Posted by: Josephistan's new phone at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (PhKfP)

91

Is this the same fuckknot who called the police because of the pollen on her car?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (Jy6ww)

92 The guy is now saying he's talking to lawyers about a defamation suit.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (xPl2J)

93 She is pregnant but a Progressive Dem.

She still had time to abort her baby. 8 months pregnant just means she has not exercised her choice yet.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (yuF4N)

94 Sooner or later the cancer kills it's host.

Posted by: fox at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (GmdGB)

95 I'm sorry, but WTF is that woman on the far right wearing??

White knee-high socks with black shoes and a black sack.

What look is she going for???


Supreme court justice in a poor country. One whose tribunal routinely unravels complicated problems in goatlaw.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - almost normal at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (ppBhU)

96 I like the juxtaposition of the dozen news stories of black women going crazy at McDonalds, Disneyland , Pizza parlors , etc with the butthurt allegations by Thomas.

You know people are all saying I know exactly what played out.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (knDqF)

97 So meanie head v.s. meanie head! Hard to know who to root for here. Guy was a dick for calling her out about the express line, yea it's annoying but move on. She wasn't even in your line you asshole busybody. And to Representative Grimace. Get over your race baiting self you obnoxious tub of goo. They are both Trump haters so I hope they both step in dog shit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (H4VdJ)

98 The governor of Puerto Rico has a weak voice.

On the other hand he's being yelled at for talking the way we do here.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (fuK7c)

99 Drunk on power mixed with an innate sense of racial entitlement. The face of the Democrat Party's only possible future.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (ju9gW)

100 She should adopt ace's 28 day fast

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She doesn't do 28 minute fasts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (+y/Ru)

101 Big Bird DeBullshittio said the answer to New York's power issues is a "takeover of Con Ed".

Oh joy. So a commie takeover of the power industry. That way it can be run like the city.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (UWj8L)

102 75 62 Georgia seems to have a disproportionate number of crazy black female politicians.

Also, fat.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (O8WFE)


I guess Georgia sells a lot of that Navaho Fat.... I mean Fry Bread.... that'll pack it on....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (90T4r)

103 It's a boy! Chelsea Clinton announces birth of baby No. 3

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (QkjLD)

104 Mitt Romney
45s

I was saddened to read that a fine representative, Ms. Thomas, was apparently subject to a similar type of opprobrium as that experienced by our four wonderful freshman congresspersons of color, who were unfairly called out by the president and told to go back to their places of birth.
This type of language is not only insulting, it's unseemly and vulgar and I'm calling for a full. investigation into the matter. We must get to the bottom of this because not doing so will send the wrong message to our enemies.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (NFEMn)

105 The problem is that the guy is short. You can't trust short people.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (fuK7c)


Short people got no reason to live.

Posted by: Randy Newman at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

106 The "Criminal" video made me feel tingly in my netherbits.

And that creeped me out because she looked anorexic and I'm not into skinny girls.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (O8WFE)

107 Still relevent ....
525 502 499 Eric Sparkes doubles down.
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I read that as "Eric Sparkles".
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 02:52 PM (iB1oa)

Me too. I think we all did.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 02:53 PM (ycWCI)

I read it as Epic Sparkles.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (myjNJ)

108

This isn't England (yet) where the police arrest you for thought crimes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (Un9AW)

109 77 And fuck Kurt Vonnegut, he helped birth these monsters.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (bcbK

But he also wrote Harrison Bergeron...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (NWiLs)

110 /

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (NFEMn)

111 Those white knee-socks might, _might_, be diabetic socks, if you notice the lady's profile...

The Dem's are trying to get on the headlines instead of Trump, and this is their method?

Trump wins, again!

Posted by: Scott_T at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (NmR1a)

112 And fuck Kurt Vonnegut, he helped birth these monsters.


???

Please to 'splain?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (fuK7c)

113 The attention whoring is strong with this one.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (jUVms)

114 Hey, the 20 items were just her lunch haters!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (H4VdJ)

115 Posted by: fox at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM
America is the host.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (ju9gW)

116 Oberlin redux. The "Cuban" guy, Sparks, ought to be getting on with a civil suit for defamation of character.

These "marginalized" people sure are being stomped, no? Don't you love the press conferences with all the p.o.c. allies standing behind the aggrieved, their racism just bristling?

Je suis Jussie.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (ovTUK)

117 84
What she needs is a kids cowboy hat covered in sequins. Then people would take her seriously.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (ovir2)

118 Aetius451AD: "We really are moving to the 'I don't like you! Off with your head!'"

We've been there since Trump was elected. This isn't unplowed land.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (6eEQ+)

119 He didn't know who she was.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (DuZls)

120 59 I'm sorry, but WTF is that woman on the far right wearing??

White knee-high socks with black shoes and a black sack.

What look is she going for???
_______________

Naughty fat first-grader?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (k4dH2)

121 Anyone question whether gulags will be a thing if democrats control all levers of government power?

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (uGHnY)

122 She can borrow some clothes from Tank can't she?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (37IEG)

123 Look at all of the craziness that has nothing to do with the Golden Scalp Weasel!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (hLRSq)

124 Failure to yield in a woke zone.

Posted by: MJ at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (LQtHg)

125 So a commie takeover of the power industry. That way it can be run like the city.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (UWj8L)

Well that works so well in Gaza

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (p0A33)

126 Democrats lying? No way!

Posted by: ErikInTexas at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (8H/yo)

127 So meanie head v.s. meanie head! Hard to know who to root for here. Guy was a dick for calling her out about the express line, yea it's annoying but move on. She wasn't even in your line you asshole busybody. And to Representative Grimace. Get over your race baiting self you obnoxious tub of goo. They are both Trump haters so I hope they both step in dog shit.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (H4VdJ)


Did you watch the presser he crashed?

His reasoning was pretty spot on. He said that the more people are allowed to be selfish assholes, the more and worse selfish assholes we will have and it needs to be pointed out so it stops happening, basically.

I'm on board with that sentiment.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

128 He admits that he called her a bitch, and every time she gets in front of the camera his credibility goes up.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (xPl2J)

129 80 According to the Babylon Bee a Georgia Lawmaker said she was told to go back to where she came from by a Chic-Fil-A employee.
She late walked that back to say the CFA employee actually said "my pleasure."

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (JgA4k)

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y36s8co8

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (UpS69)

130 who impregnated that?


Some poor bastard was jerking off and she sat on it at the last second.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (/O9R9)

another keyboard ruined.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (NFEMn)

131 117
84

What she needs is a kids cowboy hat covered in sequins. Then people would take her seriously.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (ovir2)
That's exactly what I was thinking.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (37IEG)

132 You have to walk a fine line when cultivating the Catholic School Girl look.

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (f8ilN)

133
These freakin' people. "Arrest this guy for telling me off." Or Wilson saying people should be stopped from making fun of Congressmen on social media.

It dovetails nicely with the earlier discussion of prosecutorial immunity. They truly believe they are a separate and special superior class.

Maybe the next thing will be a set of sumptuary laws saying we're forbidden from wearing finery.

It's time for our political class, the entirety of it, to have a date with the national razor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (AzW6q)

134 Let me guess... the security video at Publix was "unexpectedly" lost, or the camera that would have shown the encounter was "coincidentally" not working.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (dNzKv)

135 Mollie Hemingway does an interview, with her co-writer ... and they specifically address the fact that lies being told about Kavanaugh were told by liars that felt it was OK, because it was for a good cause. Criminal referrals were even written, but so far those smearing Kavanuagh is an incredibly important process (thaet has already turned the court anti-American left from previous borkings, that resulted in bad picks) ... so far no one that told bold lies is being prosecuted. (it's OK when they commit felonies to destroy US)


https://youtu.be/jglD0YAJueY?t=1774

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (Cus5s)

136 Are you supposed to be dyeing your hair when you're pregnant?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (knDqF)

137 If we're going to charge people with assholery I am in a world of hurt

Posted by: jsg at July 22, 2019 03:13 PM (/PoaU)

138 want her to make formal charges (of what? Who knows)

-
Aggravated mopery with a side of mayhem.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (+y/Ru)

Mopeds are questionable but riding one shouldn't be illegal

Posted by: Josephistan's new phone at July 22, 2019 03:13 PM (PhKfP)

139 82 Maybe the better question is: Does anyone remember Fiona Apple?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

Suddenly I'm feeling like a criminal.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (NWiLs)

She was quite pleasing in that video.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:13 PM (RD7QR)

140 Anyone question whether gulags will be a thing if democrats control all levers of government power?

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (uGHnY)
---
I'm sure of three things:
1. They would never imagine themselves capable of that.
2. They don't see themselves as the type of people who would do that.
3. Probably.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:13 PM (DuZls)

141 >>Are you supposed to be dyeing your hair when you're pregnant?


Upstairs, yes.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:13 PM (/O9R9)

142 128 He admits that he called her a bitch, and every time she gets in front of the camera his credibility goes up.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 03:11 PM (xPl2J)

The thing speaks for itself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (ycWCI)

143 Let me guess... the security video at Publix was "unexpectedly" lost, or the camera that would have shown the encounter was "coincidentally" not working.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (dNzKv)


The video has already been turned over to police and they've reviewed it and says the version Eric tells is reasonably accurate to what happened.

She's a lying sack of shit.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

144 "The Conservative Case for denouncing even this guy because it's a reflex at this point and I just can't stop myself."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (hdzef)

145 Someone earlier said she was preggers. No idea if that was snark or for reals.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (sjdRT)

146 She parked in the parking lot, walked around the store for an hour with no problems. Was able to come back and grandstand in the parking lot. But.... she is pregnant, she was entitled to the express line with her cart full of groceries.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (dNzKv)

147 ohh, she is pregnant. not fat. okay then...probably way hormonal.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (a0IVu)

148 Is this the one who's husband is the super secret green beret seal ranger?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (p0A33)

149 So meanie head v.s. meanie head! Hard to know who to root for here. Guy was a dick for calling her out about the express line, yea it's annoying but move on. She wasn't even in your line you asshole busybody. And to Representative Grimace. Get over your race baiting self you obnoxious tub of goo. They are both Trump haters so I hope they both step in dog shit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:09 PM (H4VdJ)
........

AoS. Come for the health and dating advice, stay for the poetry.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

150 Good thing she didn't play on the angry black female stereotype

-

It's funny how 2.5 million years of human evolution give us a distinctive mental ability that were supposed to overcome in almost exactly the same way homosexuals can't stop being gay. Or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (RMwSd)

151 139 82 Maybe the better question is: Does anyone remember Fiona Apple?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

Suddenly I'm feeling like a criminal.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:08 PM (NWiLs)

She was quite pleasing in that video.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:13 PM (RD7QR)

AMAZING first album. Dunno who she worked with on Tidal but it's just hook after hook.

Then she melted down, burned her bridges and never made anything that good ever again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (bcbK8)

152 Why wasn't diLoousio on top of it ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (QkjLD)

153

Think of all the years that people listened to Get Back by the Beatles without knowing it was a racist song.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (TAmPV)

154 She's a racist cuunt with a massive chip on her shoulder waiting for any white person to say one word to her so she can scream racism at everything.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

155 Is this chick named Wheezey?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (2LelM)

156 http://bit.ly/2ZfYmxu
********
Y&T - Summertime Girls ! with Hot Girls in Bikinis
*******
Willowed & not to be missed by the Rons

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (BqBId)

157 136 Are you supposed to be dyeing your hair when you're pregnant?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (knDqF)

Worst question of all time: Does the carpet match the drapes?

*shudder*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (ycWCI)

158 The thing speaks for itself.

Res ipsa loquitur.

I learned all my Latin from Hunter Thompson.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (fuK7c)

159 Yet... she will be re elected. Maybe even become Tanks VP.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (dNzKv)

160 I'm starting to think that if you live around Democrats, wearing a discrete body camera in public is practically required.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (ju9gW)

161 134 Let me guess... the security video at Publix was "unexpectedly" lost, or the camera that would have shown the encounter was "coincidentally" not working.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (dNzKv)

Guy said he and the cops have seen it.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (UpS69)

162 Curing this Crazy disease is going to be costly and time consuming. I sure hope Pharma is working on a vaccine or something.

=====
It's a lead deficiency.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (T0tN/)

163 Pregnancy fat privilege, dude! Ask SarahW from the earlier thread!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (Dh1wo)

164 Big Bird DeBullshittio said the answer to New York's power issues is a "takeover of Con Ed".

-
What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (+y/Ru)

165 Another look at lynching?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (2LelM)

166 If the video is accurate to Eric's story -


that just means the police, who are racists, have already digitally altered it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (37IEG)

167 Are you supposed to be dyeing your hair when you're pregnant?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:12 PM (knDqF)
........

I don't think you're supposed to be smoking crack while pregnant either.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:16 PM (v0R5T)

168 Someone earlier said she was preggers. No idea if that was snark or for reals.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (sjdRT)


She used the pregnant excuse for using the 10 items line with her 20 items because she's 9 months along and can't be on her feet for long.

Forget the fact that she's done 2 pressers that have lasted longer than 15 minutes without issue.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

169 It is now illegal to say anything rude to any Person of Color or alternate Gender Identity.

No matter how stupid, rude, and obnoxious they are.

Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:16 PM (NgKpN)

170 MAKE HIM WAX HER BALLS! PLEASE!

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at July 22, 2019 03:16 PM (hjaPQ)

171
Why does the video matter?

If he had said every last thing she said he said, no law was broken.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:16 PM (AzW6q)

172
All Republicans with a lick of sense would simply say, "no comment", and move on.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:16 PM (3l5Yq)

173 Dat's raycissssss!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (K/2j/)

174 Forget the fact that she's done 2 pressers that have lasted longer than 15 minutes without issue.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

Ugh. I never did that when I was pregnant. Ridiculous.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (a0IVu)

175 Fiona Apple was an angry commie you-know (probably still is), but had a voice like butter melting on a speaker.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (LPWLR)

176 So does Rep. Genteal who is apparently a law maker realize that there's no law broken here?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (H4VdJ)

177 The Conservative Case For Hoax Racist Hate Crimes.

Posted by: David French and the French Davidians at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (+y/Ru)

178 145 Someone earlier said she was preggers. No idea if that was snark or for reals.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (sjdRT)

SHE said she was 9 months pregnant. In the video embedded on the earlier AoSHq thread on this topic.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (UpS69)

179 PAgirlinNC: "lol - the media. no republicans at all involved in this and so they have to create something with 'how the republicans are reacting to this'."

Ha! Exactly.

Next story: "Republicans Pounce Blah Blah Blah"

We have the headlines before even the MFM does.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (6eEQ+)

180 She should be cast as the next James Bond.

That's what the franchise wants, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (RMwSd)

181 I don't want the Civil War to start because of a grocery checkout argument.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (knDqF)

182 Then she melted down, burned her bridges and never made anything that good ever again.

I like her second album quite a bit. Three: not good; four: unlistenable. She seems like someone who needs an editor, someone who can say no.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - almost normal at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (ppBhU)

183 Is it just me or is Shep Smith annoying?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (fuK7c)

184 Uh oh! Looks like royal homage is no longer being offered to welfare queens.

I could get used to New America.

Posted by: trev006 at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (o5jh5)

185 Puerto Ricans are incensed by a leaked series of group-chat messages in which Rossello and his closest collaborators denigrated their opponents, insulted women and gay people, made light of Hurricane Maria's dead and revealed potentially criminal behavior by his administration.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (QkjLD)

186 If she spent more time on her feet she might not be pregnant.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (JgA4k)

187 with a side of mayhem.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler



Seriously? Dude! I had nothing to do with this shit show. If I was involved they all would have been run over by a truck at the first attention whore presser.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (myjNJ)

188
We're talking about it because she's using her obnoxious ego MELANIN to try and destroy a man for her own personal racist gain.

Fixed

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (T0tN/)

189 Leftists running this racial bull shit every day is getting silly.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (BbGew)

190 May the Lord Jesus Christ forever damn her to hell for knowingly telling falsehoods unrepentantly.

Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (+2ar+)

191 Forget the fact that she's done 2 pressers that have lasted longer than 15 minutes without issue.
Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:16 PM

I can't blame her feet, I mean can you imagine the PSI on those things?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (H4VdJ)

192 $5 says she either aborts or "loses" the clump of cells because of the racism.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (RMwSd)

193 112 And fuck Kurt Vonnegut, he helped birth these monsters.


???

Please to 'splain?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (fuK7c)

It needs a few paragraphs of hate filled roaring, but Kurt's early merely-misanthropic career metastized into full on Lefty tribal politics. By the end of his life its hard to say who was more miserable to listen to, him or George Carlin.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK8)

194 Puerto Ricans are incensed by a leaked series of group-chat messages in which Rossello and his closest collaborators denigrated their opponents, insulted women and gay people, made light of Hurricane Maria's dead and revealed potentially criminal behavior by his administration.
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (QkjLD)

And there's no way they can tie it to Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (NFEMn)

195 Rachel Jenteal called and said, 'that's retarded, Ma'am.'.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (/O9R9)

196 Fiona Apple used to the the cute waif thing down.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (sjdRT)

197 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (QkjLD)

198 176
So does Rep. Genteal who is apparently a law maker realize that there's no law broken here?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (H4VdJ)
Sure there was, someone said something she didn't like and pointed out she was breaking the rules. and then when she became angry he called her on it, she was a rude asshat breaking the rules.

Then she was racist to top it all off.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (37IEG)

199 Is it just me or is Shep Smith annoying?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (fuK7c)


I used to like his voice, but he's become so incredibly obnoxious, he's listenable now.

He's like fingernails on a chalkboard while a squeaky door is opening while Jim Carrey's "most annoying sound in the world" is blaring.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

200 Why does the video matter?

If he had said every last thing she said he said, no law was broken.

True. Even if is shows her to be the liar she is, it would get 1 retweet and 0 lines in NYT. This is all about pushing a narrative.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (dNzKv)

201 181 I don't want the Civil War to start because of a grocery checkout argument.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (knDqF)

You go to war with army of plastic bags you have, not the paper ones you want.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (ycWCI)

202 166 If the video is accurate to Eric's story -

that just means the police, who are racists, have already digitally altered it.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (37IEG)

Yeah, run with that court case.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (UpS69)

203 >>Someone earlier said she was preggers. No idea if that was snark or for reals.

She was the one who claimed she was pregnant and said that was the reason she used the express line. She claimed she couldn't stand on her feet for long because of her pregnancy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (K/2j/)

204 * have the

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (sjdRT)

205 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops


isn't that "undocumented pot" ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (QkjLD)

206 Apparently being black, female, and allegedly pregnant gives you carte blanche to be a raging lying bitch, without consequence. And woe betide anyone attempting to hold such creature accountable...

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (NWiLs)

207 Another look at lynching?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (2LelM)

We don't need this

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (NFEMn)

208 The Babylon Bee piece is a hoot!

These racist assoles have a sixth sense for those dog whistles, don't they?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (ovTUK)

209 http://bit.ly/2GoRWoJ
********
Dan REEEEBatard

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (BqBId)

210 Note to self - avoid Publix stores.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (2LelM)

211 193 112 And fuck Kurt Vonnegut, he helped birth these monsters.


???

Please to 'splain?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (fuK7c)

It needs a few paragraphs of hate filled roaring, but Kurt's early merely-misanthropic career metastized into full on Lefty tribal politics. By the end of his life its hard to say who was more miserable to listen to, him or George Carlin.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK


So, just like has-been Stephen King, then?????

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (90T4r)

212 She's a racist cuunt with a massive chip on her shoulder waiting for any white person to say one word to her so she can scream racism at everything.

--

It has turned into a mass psychosis, them believing every person who crosses their path must be racist. Rs, Ds, white people, Hispanic people...there is no delineation. Black people, I'm sad to say, seem to have a real problem with this. And now it's pounded into their heads non-stop. Every race baiter, faculty lounger and politician who has nurtured this psychosis should pay dearly for the havoc they have created. Inexcusably evil.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (JoUsr)

213 175 Fiona Apple was an angry commie you-know (probably still is), but had a voice like butter melting on a speaker.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (LPWLR)

So long as they don't introduce their politics into their songs overmuch I can overlook the leftism if you're talented. Break that wall and I walk away.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (RD7QR)

214 her set is amazing

Posted by: x at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (nFwvY)

215 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops





isn't that "undocumented pot" ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (QkjLD)

This isn't about pot. It's about taxes.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (xPl2J)

216 182 Then she melted down, burned her bridges and never made anything that good ever again.

I like her second album quite a bit. Three: not good; four: unlistenable. She seems like someone who needs an editor, someone who can say no.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - almost normal at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (ppBhU)

There are tracks on album two (When the Pawn...) that are good. I suspect them to have been written/produced before things went sideways. But I have no proof for that, just a feeling.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (bcbK8)

217 176 So does Rep. Genteal who is apparently a law maker realize that there's no law broken here?
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (H4VdJ)

Hate crime!

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (UpS69)

218 I have to admit, I might like the new rules...


BUT only if they always benefited ME personally...


AND I got to change them to fit the scenario as I saw fit (to optimize my advantage).

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (BiNEL)

219 Leftists running this racial bull shit every day is getting silly.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (BbGew)
.......

Oh, I don't know. I was just about ready to donate to Corey Booker.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

220
Fiona Apple used to the the cute waif thing down.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (sjdRT)

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I'm guessing that heroin helped with the waifishness. But yeah, she was hot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (AzW6q)

221 205 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops


isn't that "undocumented pot" ?
---------------------
Its migrant pot.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (2LelM)

222 Why does the video matter?

If he had said every last thing she said he said, no law was broken.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:16 PM (AzW6q)

And I'm confused by the whole thing anyway.

She is FROM THERE! She isn't an immigrant!

So go back to where you came from? uh, the Local Hospital where she was born?

Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (NgKpN)

223 Every black woman in America will now take 72 items to the 10 items or less line knowing nobody will say a word.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (FiUMj)

224

Why can't he be charged with hate speech?

Posted by: Joyless Behar at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (aKsyK)

225 don't want the Civil War to start because of a grocery checkout argument.

-

It could probably be argued that grocery stores are a / the big reason we are where we are right now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (RMwSd)

226 189 Leftists running this racial bull shit every day is getting silly.
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (BbGew)

I think it's having the Cry Wolf effect. So much noise about racism, so little actual racism.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (J+mig)

227 And the asshole victim in all of this will still dutifully vote straight dem. He probably voted for this wench.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (dNzKv)

228 197 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (QkjLD)
-------

Wait, wasn't legalizing pot suppose to eliminate the black market?

Posted by: WisRich at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (G0vdT)

229 She's "pregnant" all right. Pregnant with ice cream, candy bars and chocolate-chip cookies.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (NFEMn)

230 There is a kinda strange psychological defect that I will term the "can't stop digging neurosis" that some people have. That lady has it in full.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (r+sAi)

231 197 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (QkjLD)

The cops are gonna be high AF for the next several months.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (NWiLs)

232 Big Bird DeBullshittio said the answer to New York's power issues is a "takeover of Con Ed".

-
What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:15 PM (+y/Ru)


Everything, but he wouldn't notice because he would have power. Those that displease him would have it when it struck his fancy.

DeBlasio - "Electricity is like humor - not everyone gets it."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (hLRSq)

233 201
181 I don't want the Civil War to start because of a grocery checkout argument.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (knDqF)



You go to war with army of plastic bags you have, not the paper ones you want.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (ycWCI)
Frankly at this point I don't give a shit what starts it. It's coming and the sooner we get to it and through it the better.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (37IEG)

234 And, second tweet -- the New York Times headline blares that she says this guy (who is super anti-Trump, and anti-Trump's statements about immigration, btw) told her to "go back where she came from," but then, in the fourteenth (14th!) paragraph, concedes that she walked that back and said "I don't want to say [that he said that]" and changes her claim to "he was making that type of reference."

They should both climb back under the rock crawled out from - a rock outside of the UNited States, obviously. ANd the New York Slimes should go down to their owner's place in Mexico, where they belong.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (6fsOH)

235 184 Uh oh! Looks like royal homage is no longer being offered to welfare queens.

I could get used to New America.
Posted by: trev006 at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (o5jh5)

???

She's a Georgia state representative.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (UpS69)

236 I like how her presser has a token white girl. Nice touch.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (ejd/p)

237 These "marginalized" people sure are being stomped, no? Don't you love
the press conferences with all the p.o.c. allies standing behind the
aggrieved, their racism just bristling?

_________


My brain has started reading that abbreviation as "pieces of chit" now.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (RMlYr)

238 She's read the same Law Books as Joyce Behar, she wants him charged with Hate Speech for calling her a bitch.
btw, if you notice, it's always the left that leads into coursening language, verbal threats, malicious behavior, but as soon as it is turned back against them in any way, they want everyone thrown in jail.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (KS7KL)

239 This isn't about pot. It's about taxes.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (xPl2J)


You thought they they were just going to let that pot grow itself?

Your beneficent government has needs too, maaan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (BiNEL)

240 Her husband is apparently overseas --- is there anyone in her life who can advise her to shut up and drop it?

This is embarrassing.
I hope the guy sues her, because we need to punish these hate-hoaxers, but FFS, she needs to focus on having her kid (coming soon), not making a national fool of herself while slandering (libeling? I get them mixed) someone.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (bDqIh)

241 Part of me feels bad for this guy. The other part is saying LOLGF as he a is a proud anti-Trump Democrat.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (FiUMj)

242 215 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops





isn't that "undocumented pot" ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (QkjLD)

This isn't about pot. It's about taxes.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (xPl2J)

Lucky it wasn't New York, they'd have grabbed a pudgy black man and suffocated him.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (NWiLs)

243 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (QkjLD)



The cops are gonna be high AF for the next several months.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (NWiLs)
Who are the good guys here and why should I care again?

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (n13/j)

244 Oh, and its RAAAAACIST to expect her to be able to count, above 10.

Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (NgKpN)

245 You go to war with army of plastic bags you have, not the paper ones you want.


Oh, you want outrage? My little town -- not Berkeley, a washed up used to be industrial shithole -- is outlawing plastic bags.

The supermarket has handwritten whiteboards up, the law is "Affective August 1st".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (fuK7c)

246 When did real life become an endless Democrat Underground thread?

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (LPWLR)

247 223 Every black woman in America will now take 72 items to the 10 items or less line knowing nobody will say a word.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:20 PM (FiUMj)


I just think " trashy behavior..."... they don't get the damage they do.. suppose they don't care, either... too stupid and self centered I guess....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (90T4r)

248 Fiona Apple dated David Blaine.

I listen to too much Howard Stern back in the day.

Speaking of Stern, I listen today because his guest was David Spade. That guy is the most natural funny person I've ever heard.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (knDqF)

249 And the asshole victim in all of this will still dutifully vote straight dem. He probably voted for this wench.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (dNzKv)


And he said exactly that in the video posted earlier.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

250 Next presser.

I'm actually a mind reader and meant to say he thought it, even though the words didn't match.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (UWj8L)

251 211 193 112 And fuck Kurt Vonnegut, he helped birth these monsters.


???

Please to 'splain?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:10 PM (fuK7c)

It needs a few paragraphs of hate filled roaring, but Kurt's early merely-misanthropic career metastized into full on Lefty tribal politics. By the end of his life its hard to say who was more miserable to listen to, him or George Carlin.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK


So, just like has-been Stephen King, then?????
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (90T4r)

King was a Vietnam war protester, yes? So he's just being more vocal about what was festering inside him all along now that he's retired from writing good books.

But you have a keen eye, Kraken. Both wore interesting fiction and both end their lives as raving madmen.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK8)

252 She's a Georgia state representative.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (UpS69)


That makes it 1000x's worse than if she were just your run-of-the-mill welfare queens.

Any society that has people like that making up their government is not long for this world. There is no question about that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (6fsOH)

253 wore=wrote

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK8)

254 Meanwhile per BET something like 60% of young black girls are sexually abused by adult males.

But something something grocery store.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (RMwSd)

255 Letters for Oman's home ..

At least 17 killed in bomb attack in Somalia capital

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (QkjLD)

256 Speaking of Stern, I listen today because his guest was David Spade. That guy is the most natural funny person I've ever heard.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (knDqF)


Wow. I've never got that vibe from David Spade.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

257 Watching these 2 go at each other is like watching the Packers play the Vikings. I want both to lose so badly.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (sjdRT)

258 I heard people around here are saying I'm Joy Behar's twin. I just want you all to know I'm watching you fuckers. And you don't want to piss me off.

Posted by: Bette Midler at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (hjaPQ)

259 This is embarrassing.
I hope the guy sues her, because we need to punish these hate-hoaxers, but FFS, she needs to focus on having her kid (coming soon), not making a national fool of herself while slandering (libeling? I get them mixed) someone.
-------------------------------
But don't you see? This will actually help her career and family.

Posted by: MJ at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (LQtHg)

260 And thanks to who suggested the Rick Beato youtube channel. Good stuff. He knows music, listening to him now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (bcbK8)

261 I would have no problem with a pregnant woman in the express lane with more than the allowed items. Problem is that, well...Erica Thomas really is a bitch.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (0CMdT)

262 SHE said she was 9 months pregnant.

-
She having dodecatuplets.

Posted by: David French and the French Davidians at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (+y/Ru)

263 He was aggressively standing there.

Posted by: Taunto at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (PKgHV)

264 Hot down there in Georgia these days, huh.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (UWj8L)

265
Note to self - avoid Publix stores.
Posted by: Puddin Head


Whitey only goes to Private stores.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (aKsyK)

266 The funny thing is that I think he did say something like "go back to where you came from", but it was actually "go back to the line you were in before you cut in line in front of me, you stupid mouthy bitch".

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (KS7KL)

267 This is all about intimidation,

"Know your betters Plebe, and get into your place, and do not forget it."

Posted by: Picric at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (nonGu)

268 I rate it 1 out of 5. Unconvincing and ill-conceived.

We're talking about the Cats trailer right?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (LUKyO)

269 And then throw her fat ass in jail. Where she belongs.

She'll get out of jail eventually. I'd rather send her back where she came from.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (6fsOH)

270 254 Meanwhile per BET something like 60% of young black girls are sexually abused by adult males.


___

Are the abusers all wearing MAGA hats?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (FiUMj)

271 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:19 PM (QkjLD)
-------

Wait, wasn't legalizing pot suppose to eliminate the black market?
Posted by: WisRich



How TF can you tell if it's black market? It's not like it grows with a bar code on it.

Hence the name "weed".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (ECUyd)

272 >>California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops


I had dinner next to Gavin Newsome the other night.

Guy had about $75 in hair product working and no doubt a #6 Butt Plug.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (/O9R9)

273 The entire reason for legalizing pot is tax revenue, anyone trying to argue that hasn't a leg to stand on.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (BbGew)

274
104 Mitt Romney
45s

I was saddened to read that a fine representative, Ms. Thomas, was apparently subject to a similar type of opprobrium as that experienced by our four wonderful freshman congresspersons of color, who were unfairly called out by the president and told to go back to their places of birth.
This type of language is not only insulting, it's unseemly and vulgar and I'm calling for a full. investigation into the matter. We must get to the bottom of this because not doing so will send the wrong message to our enemies.


Is that for real? If so, STFU and STFD, Mittens.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (3l5Yq)

275 Oh, you want outrage? My little town -- not Berkeley, a washed up used to be industrial shithole -- is outlawing plastic bags.

The supermarket has handwritten whiteboards up, the law is "Affective August 1st".

Posted by: Bandersnatch

-

Ha.

My favorite part of that nonsense is where it takes 20K plastic bags to equal the environmental impact of one reusable shopping bag.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (RMwSd)

276 What District does she represent- a grove of peach trees?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (UWj8L)

277 SHE said she was 9 months pregnant.

-
She having dodecatuplets.
Posted by: David French


She's having puppies.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (ECUyd)

278
Part of me feels bad for this guy. The other part is saying LOLGF as he a is a proud anti-Trump Democrat.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (FiUMj)

-------

While I don't hate all Dems, and think that many (maybe most) of them are fools rather than knaves, I have zero sympathy when one of them gets eaten alive by a Leftist mob. They helped create it. They can suffer with it like the rest of us who never wanted it. And maybe some of the smarter ones can treat it as a learning experience.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (AzW6q)

279 she's not civilized.

Posted by: x at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (nFwvY)

280 Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

Comedy is like Beauty I guess.

His new show starts on Comedy Channel at 10:30 Central.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (knDqF)

281 He probably said "go back to the other line" since it appears she was lane jumping.
Hate those people.

Posted by: PJ at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (qlTN9)

282 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR ALLOWING UNLIMITED ITES IN THE 10 ITEMS OF LESS LINE

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (FiUMj)

283 236 I like how her presser has a token white girl. Nice touch.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (ejd/p)

Very inclusive, since white women are just the worst....apparently, now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (bcbK8)

284 Note to self - avoid Publix stores.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Nah, Publix is fine.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (NWiLs)

285 Is that for real? If so, STFU and STFD, Mittens.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (3l5Yq)


Did Joe post it? If so, it's just really good /sarc.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

286 "He told me to go use a full service checkout aisle! That's the SAME as telling me to get my fat black ass back to Africa!"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (so+oy)

287 I thought it kinda funny that she said she was doing it for all the black and brown people with more than 7 items in America.
She's the Rosa Parks of the Grocery Express Lane.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (r+sAi)

288 The War on Carbohydrates hasn't made its way to Georgia, has it.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (UWj8L)

289 Man Jabs Needle Into Woman's Neck at Midtown Manhattan Bank: Cops

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (QkjLD)

290 just to stand back - all this talk about her charging him and him suing her - Two Idiots standing in a cheap ass grocery store yelling insults at each other is not the thing Legal Cases are made of. At most, they both deserve what they would have got in the old days, One officer and couple pops with a nightstick on the head for both of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (KS7KL)

291 oops.. I meant to say "HUGE black fat ass"..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (so+oy)

292 If you like your pot dealer, you can keep your pot dealer.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

293 >Guy had about $75 in hair product working and no doubt a #6 Butt Plug.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (/O9R9)


I have no knowledge about how the numbering system works on those. Do they get bigger as the number goes up, or is it opposite?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (sjdRT)

294 Wrong move carmel Triggy Puff. There's a security video.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (6/uwW)

295 If she wants the police to charge him then she needs to go and swear out a criminal complaint.

We all know that ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (JUOKG)

296
Wait, wasn't legalizing pot suppose to eliminate the black market?


Posted by: WisRich at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (G0vdT)


Unexpectedly pot has become very expensive now that the state is involved.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (TAmPV)

297 Is that for real? If so, STFU and STFD, Mittens.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (3l5Yq)

Did Joe write it?

If so...cavet emptor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (bcbK8)

298 276 What District does she represent- a grove of peach trees?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (UWj8L)

___

You ever been to Atlanta? 2/3 of the city is populated by people just like her.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (FiUMj)

299 I just think " trashy behavior..."... they don't get the damage they do.. suppose they don't care, either...

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 03:23 PM (90T4r)


They get it and they care. They do it on purpose. Pathetic power games over frivolous things. Just because. It's annoying as all hell and it would be nice if this society got the self-respect and courage to stop taking this shit. But ... white-guilt is some powerful stuff.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (6fsOH)

300 The video has already been turned over to police and they've reviewed it and says the version Eric tells is reasonably accurate to what happened.

She's a lying sack of shit.
Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)



She'll accuse the camera and video footage being racist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (kw5n8)

301 Yet another Jesse SpoiledYet

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (QkjLD)

302 Is that for real? If so, STFU and STFD, Mittens.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (3l5Yq)

Was it JoeF.? He's made a cottage industry of creating frighteningly realistic Mitt quotes.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (NWiLs)

303 "My skin is not a crime"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (k81AA)

304 Speaking of Stern, I listen today because his guest was David Spade. That guy is the most natural funny person I've ever heard.


Yeah, I heard some of it. Hope to catch the rest.

I loved a story Spade told on Stern a few years ago. Mom was a single mom, she had a part time job. She'd drop the kids off on the edge of a desert with lunch and a .22 rifle. They'd walk across the desert, eat lunch, shoot stuff, and meet her at the gas station on the other side.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (fuK7c)

305 Unexpectedly pot has become very expensive now that the state is involved.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (TAmPV)

____

That won't happen with me though? Right???
- Govt Run Health Care

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (FiUMj)

306 Her husband is apparently overseas --- is there anyone in her life who can advise her to shut up and drop it?



Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM


Which brings up another thing: somewhere in Georgia, there's a Rear Detachment commander and a Family Readiness Group Ombudsman that are hating life. This is the kind of shit that may cause the unit to say "F it" and just send her husband home.

Posted by: Bert G at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (tOP4K)

307 He probably said "go back to the other line" since it appears she was lane jumping.
Hate those people.

Posted by: PJ at July 22, 2019 03:26 PM (qlTN9)
..........

and she was going to pay with a check.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

308 California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops

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I thought we were a melting pot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (+y/Ru)

309 The War on Carbohydrates hasn't made its way to Georgia, has it.
Posted by: Marcus T

..............

Hell no! We's be buying up all da surplus carbs from you whities up north!

Posted by: Typical Georgia Resident at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (so+oy)

310 266 The funny thing is that I think he did say something like "go back to where you came from", but it was actually "go back to the line you were in before you cut in line in front of me, you stupid mouthy bitch".
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2019 03:24 PM (KS7KL)

In the press conference that he hijacked, he did not claim this.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (UpS69)

311 I think Gauges ascend in Buttplugs.

Gotta ask Ace. He's the resident Expert.

I assume he had to choose a size when he got his J. Crew Messenger Bag/

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (/O9R9)

312 And there's no way they can tie it to Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 03:18 PM (NFEMn)


Sleazy Trump campaign leaks personal and private messages from elected Democrat administration officials in Puerto Rico to gain political advantage!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (BiNEL)

313 FREE BETTE MIDLER!

Posted by: Cher at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (hjaPQ)

314
She'll accuse the camera and video footage being racist
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (kw5n


This is likely the next presser she has.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

315 272
>>California seizes $30 million in black market cannabis from illegal pot shops

California is working harder to crack down on pot shops now that it's legal than they ever did when it was illegal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (KS7KL)

316 Please note that all quotes from Mitt Romney posted by JoeF. are fake unless explicitly noted. This has been a public service announcement from the joncelli Trust. (bing Bing BING)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (RD7QR)

317 When you load up the checkout express lane with more than the required items, they should launch a frozen package of Haagen Dazs at your skull.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (UWj8L)

318 >>If she wants the police to charge him then she needs to go and swear out a criminal complaint.

For what, aggravated sassiness?

Since when do elected politicians demand charges against citizens for criticizing their actions?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (K/2j/)

319 Wrong move carmel Triggy Puff.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (6/uwW)


ROFLMAO!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (6fsOH)

320
She'll accuse the camera and video footage being racist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (kw5n
Bet. She'll say it was modified by the police. They do that you know, in their spare time, they do graphic work for movies like Avatar.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (37IEG)

321 Which brings up another thing: somewhere in Georgia, there's a Rear Detachment commander and a Family Readiness Group Ombudsman that are hating life. This is the kind of shit that may cause the unit to say "F it" and just send her husband home.
Posted by: Bert G at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (tOP4K)

And he's going 'Can't I stay? Its safer here!'

Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:30 PM (NgKpN)

322 iTs hard coMMenting here no EMojis

Posted by: Cher at July 22, 2019 03:30 PM (hjaPQ)

323 There should be an aisle for single men at the grocery store.

...you know this bitch wasn't paying with cash.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:30 PM (/O9R9)

324 She'll accuse the camera and video footage being racist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (kw5n


Them white cameras be lyin', yo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:31 PM (BiNEL)

325 Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:28 PM (fuK7c)

That story and a few others makes me think he's a closet conservative or at the least an independent non leftist independent.

His new show will not discuss politics.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:31 PM (knDqF)

326 The Parade of Woke:

2017: Bake my cake!

2019: Wax my junk!

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:31 PM (DuZls)

327 Those 20 items were her afternoon snack.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:31 PM (H4VdJ)

328 >>She'll accuse the camera and video footage being racist



Institutional, Closed Circuit Racism - Straight Up!

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (/O9R9)

329 Hmmm, interesting question.

How did she know about HIS Press conference?

Which reporter dropped a dime on him?

Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (NgKpN)

330 Since when do elected politicians demand charges against citizens for criticizing their actions?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (K/2j/)

--------

Frederica Wilson the Rodeo Clown just demanded that people be "stopped" from making fun of Congress.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (AzW6q)

331 What District does she represent- a grove of peach trees?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM


Mableton,
GA. I know nothing about Mableton, but I do know I have a fat Aunt
Mable and she's a raging leftist, so maybe there's a connection.

Posted by: Bert G at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (tOP4K)

332 ever been to Atlanta? 2/3 of the city is populated by people just like her.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (FiUMj)

Hence the reason why the NHL never took off there

Posted by: Josephistan's new phone at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (PhKfP)

333 The Delaware river was originally called the Leni Lenape by the Indians living along its banks. The Delaware got renamed by Sir Thomas West (Lord de la Warr) who was Virginia Company's first governor. As a result of naming the river Delaware the Indian inhabitants were also renamed the Delaware Indians. Delaware is not an Indian name. Neither is Coney Island.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (2LelM)

334 So, no lid smoke today?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

335 If she wants the police to charge him then she needs to go and swear out a criminal complaint.

For what, aggravated sassiness?


Posted by: JackStraw


Aggravated sassiness!
Snap
Snap
Snap

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (ECUyd)

336 Plus, Ivanka bought a WHITE DOG for her kid today.
I rest my case.
Our case.

Posted by: Olivia Pepto Colonic at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (qlTN9)

337 California is working harder to crack down on pot shops now that it's legal than they ever did when it was illegal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (KS7KL)


Rule of Law baby...


TAX Law!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (BiNEL)

338 What District does she represent- a grove of peach trees?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM


Mableton, GA. I know nothing about Mableton, but I do know I have a fat Aunt Mable and she's a raging leftist, so maybe there's a connection.

Posted by: Bert G at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (tOP4K)

339 Part of me feels bad for this guy. The other part is saying LOLGF as he a is a proud anti-Trump Democrat.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:22 PM (FiUMj)

Sow the wind something something

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (LPWLR)

340 329 Hmmm, interesting question.

How did she know about HIS Press conference?

Which reporter dropped a dime on him?
Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (NgKpN)

She was there. It was hers. He took it over.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (UpS69)

341 Former Democratic gubernatorial candidate Wendy Davis announced Monday she is running for the U.S. House, mounting the first significant challenge to freshman U.S. Rep. Chip Roy, a Republican from Hays County, in a district being aggressively eyed by national Democrats.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (QkjLD)

342 327
Those 20 items were her afternoon snack.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:31 PM (H4VdJ)
20 lbs of ribs, 8 gallons of Chunky Monkey Ice Cream, 4 bottles of Diet Soda.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (37IEG)

343 >Frederica Wilson the Rodeo Clown just demanded that people be "stopped" from making fun of Congress.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (AzW6q)


She actually called for full-on prosecutions.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (sjdRT)

344 She said she had 11 items.

He said she had more like 20 items.

The police still haven't released the video.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

345 No double, wth. With a check from a bank in Alaska without her name on it.

Posted by: pj at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (qlTN9)

346 I find it weird that he is such a rabid democrat. Does he even know that his party promotes these race hoaxes as a matter of course?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (r+sAi)

347 ??? 

She's a Georgia state representative.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (UpS69)

What Primordial said. It is an attitude more than an economic indicator in the Black Supremacy era, and I actually have a bit more respect for chronic welfare cases than the Stacey Abrams clones that Democrats insist on inflicting upon America.

Posted by: trev006 at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (o5jh5)

348 His reasoning was pretty spot on. He said that the more people are allowed to be selfish assholes, the more and worse selfish assholes we will have and it needs to be pointed out so it stops happening, basically.

Looking at the bright side of this, I see an opening for Trump to point out the inherent rudeness and general assholery of the Democrats.

They just don't seem to have any joy in their lives, walk around with logs on their shoulders and can't wait to be a victim of an imagined slight.

They're humorless scolds.

And rude, line cutters too.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (sM+h7)

349 https://tinyurl.com/y6nvvgmo

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (ovir2)

350 332 ever been to Atlanta? 2/3 of the city is populated by people just like her.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:27 PM (FiUMj)

Hence the reason why the NHL never took off there
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I'd advise pumping in a shit ton of Classical Music.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (2LelM)

351 Since when do elected politicians demand charges against citizens for criticizing their actions?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (K/2j/)


Since Barky.

Remember his 2008 campaign where he had those scumbag prosecutors and sheriffs in Missouri who were going to charge candidates whose ads against the Indonesian Imbecile they didn't like?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (6fsOH)

352 Fat Aunt Mable sounds like an old Blues Song.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (/O9R9)

353 If she's mad at him for telling her to get in the regular lane, she would lose her ever-lovin' mind if she saw me in the parking lot. I always park in the "parking for mothers" spots. F that. (I do stay out of the "parking for veterans" spots.) But really - parking for mothers?! eye roll

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (/5WQL)

354 Huh, double post. Way to go, office internet.

Posted by: Bert G at July 22, 2019 03:34 PM (tOP4K)

355 At one of my grocery stores the express lanes say "Around" 15 items and "Around" 10 items. Which is basically saying we have no express lanes.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:34 PM (FiUMj)

356 Since when do elected politicians demand charges against citizens for criticizing their actions?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM (K/2j/)
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The Secret Service jailed a lady for saying "You suck" to then-President Clinton.

So, it's been around for a while.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:34 PM (DuZls)

357 The Parade of Woke:

2017: Bake my cake!

2019: Wax my junk!
Posted by: Axeman


Ever see a chick get waxed down there?

I'll wax that dude's nut sack.
It'll be hanging off my rearview mirror by dinner time.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (ECUyd)

358 'Sticker shock' for California wildfire areas: Insurance rates doubled, policies dropped

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (QkjLD)

359 I turned down a big promotion to move to Atlanta. No offense to GA but I lived in Atlanta for 10 weeks and I had no desire to return there on a permanent basis.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (knDqF)

360 I park in the motherf'ers spot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (r+sAi)

361 That is funny pointing out before legalization pot smoking was totally ignored, now it's tax revenue you better be smoking the official product.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (BbGew)

362 Some of you have never been to rural Georgia, have you. There are armies of people like her and that entourage of failed clowns standing next to her.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (UWj8L)

363 340 329 Hmmm, interesting question.

How did she know about HIS Press conference?

Which reporter dropped a dime on him?
Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (NgKpN)

She was there. It was hers. He took it over.
Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:32 PM (UpS69)

I don't think so. The reporters were focused on HIM, then she walked up, and took over with volume.

He was stationary, she was moving, cameras were set up to film him.

Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (NgKpN)

364 At one of my grocery stores the express lanes say "Around" 15 items and "Around" 10 items. Which is basically saying we have no express lanes.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:34 PM (FiUMj)
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30 is closer to 15 than 200. So I should feel 93% better than if I'd stepped in with 200 items.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (DuZls)

365 358 'Sticker shock' for California wildfire areas: Insurance rates doubled, policies dropped
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (QkjLD)

Also, blackouts when it gets hot and dry.

Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (SUJyY)

366 Since Barky.

Remember his 2008 campaign where he had those scumbag prosecutors and sheriffs in Missouri who were going to charge candidates whose ads against the Indonesian Imbecile they didn't like?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (6fsOH)

Rodeo Clown.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (ycWCI)

367 The Delaware river was originally called the Leni Lenape by the Indians living along its banks. The Delaware got renamed by Sir Thomas West (Lord de la Warr) who was Virginia Company's first governor. As a result of naming the river Delaware the Indian inhabitants were also renamed the Delaware Indians. Delaware is not an Indian name. Neither is Coney Island.
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Next, you're gonna tell us that Levittown isn't an Indian name.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (iB1oa)

368
Ever see a chick get waxed down there?


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.
.



Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (ECUyd)
Are there places where they offer viewing for that?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (37IEG)

369 368
Ever see a chick get waxed down there?


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Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (ECUyd)
Are there places where they offer viewing for that?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (37IEG)

Rule 34, dude.

Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (SUJyY)

370 I am pretty sure that Publix, like most stores these days, has cameras everywhere and that this exchange would have been caught on at least one. It seems to me there would be a very easy way to find out exactly what was said by both parties.

So go ahead and sue him, lady. Let's see what the videos show.

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (fKC4x)

371 If I have 5 cans of Coke, let's say, would those count as 5 items for the express lane or just 1 item? Lots of people claim it's only 1 item if it's multiple counts of the same thing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (FiUMj)

372 At one of my grocery stores the express lanes say "Around" 15 items and "Around" 10 items. Which is basically saying we have no express lanes.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Roll up with 60 items.

"Sir, it says "Around 15 items""

Me: "It's a large neighborhood"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (ECUyd)

373 The previously posted video of the press conference started by the congresswoman and continued by the man she's accusing is here:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=382413

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (UpS69)

374 I would have told her to "go back". "Go back to the ice cream section and finish the case of Dove Bars.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (UWj8L)

375 no way

Posted by: trapper's girl at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (xmXBk)

376 2019: Wax my junk!
Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:31 PM (DuZls)

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The part that really bothers me about that story is that the guy is a pedophile, and this is happening in Canada.

So when he gets caught fondling a child or worse (and he will) they'll let him off the hook because he's now a prominent tranny.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (AzW6q)

377 >>Are there places where they offer viewing for that?


Like that Donut Shop in Florida?

The one attached to the Topless Car Wash.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (/O9R9)

378 She said she had 11 items.

He said she had more like 20 items.

The police still haven't released the video.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
.........

She was planning to eat the extra items while in line.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

379 If I have 5 cans of Coke, let's say, would those count as 5 items for the express lane or just 1 item? Lots of people claim it's only 1 item if it's multiple counts of the same thing.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Is it one unit as a six pack or five separate cans?

Five. Sorry.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (ECUyd)

380 When you load up the checkout express lane with more than the required items, they should launch a frozen package of Haagen Dazs at your skull.
Posted by: Marcus T
...............

I just had to say something to a guy in front of me at the express line recently.

He was buying cat food.. must have had 40 cans. He was a young douchebag maybe around 30 or so.

I tap him on the shoulder.. "Dude.. you're in the 15 items or less".. he pretended he didn't know.

But you gotta say something to these people.. If you don't embarrass them, they will just continue to do it.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (so+oy)

381 358 'Sticker shock' for California wildfire areas: Insurance rates doubled, policies dropped
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (QkjLD)

PG&E is also cutting power to entire areas at the drop of a hat.

ANY potential fire danger at all.

And that? Will kill people. When its 104 out old people need their Air Conditioning.

Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (NgKpN)

382 https://tinyurl.com/y6nvvgmo
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM (ovir2)
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What is Things that Have Nothing At All To Do With One Another, Alex?

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (DuZls)

383 >I'll wax that dude's nut sack.

It'll be hanging off my rearview mirror by dinner time.





Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (ECUyd)


This was exactly my bride's take on that situation. I asked her not to practice on me.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (sjdRT)

384
Under Demo-Rule, you won't be sent to the camps. You'll just lose your job. You'll be blacklisted. Unemployable. Fines and administrative costs. Attorney's fees. CPS investigation. Your kids taken from you. Etc. Until you kill yourself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (Wx/+I)

385 I knew of several people that live in rural GA that are waiting on the signal to cull the clown army.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (FxUf0)

386 377
>>Are there places where they offer viewing for that?





Like that Donut Shop in Florida?



The one attached to the Topless Car Wash.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (/O9R9)
Is that like the sex trafficking slavery shop where there was none of that actually going on?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (37IEG)

387 Well the B-I-T-C-H wanted him executed but her aides talked her out of it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (l0HIT)

388 362 Some of you have never been to rural Georgia, have you. There are armies of people like her and that entourage of failed clowns standing next to her.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (UWj8L)

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Mableton is a suburb of Atlanta. It was rural maybe 50 years ago, but not today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (FiUMj)

389 ya see, this is why there must be reparations. instead of having to deal with the messy particulars of who said what on an individual basis, it cuts right through to the payment.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (Pg+x7)

390 >>If I have 5 cans of Coke, let's say, would those count as 5 items for the express lane or just 1 item? Lots of people claim it's only 1 item if it's multiple counts of the same thing.


Depends. Are they all attached to the Dolphin Trap?

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (/O9R9)

391 She was planning to eat the extra items while in line.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (v0R5T)


I've seen Animal House. That's All-American comedy gold, there. He should be thanking her.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (6fsOH)

392 Lots of people wannabe LAWYERS claim it's only 1 item if it's multiple counts of the same thing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (FiUMj)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (BiNEL)

393 363 340 329 I don't think so. The reporters were focused on HIM, then she walked up, and took over with volume.

He was stationary, she was moving, cameras were set up to film him.
Posted by: Don Quixote, tilting at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (NgKpN)

Ace believed, and posted, that "He hijacked her hastily-arranged press conference."

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=382413

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (UpS69)

394 The former Democratic congressman from New York, who recently completed a stint in prison for sexting with a 15-year-old girl, is getting another chance with his wifey Huma Abedin

was spotted moving back into the couples abode over the weekend.

Oooh weeee how low can ya go?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (p0A33)

395 371 If I have 5 cans of Coke, let's say, would those count as 5 items for the express lane or just 1 item? Lots of people claim it's only 1 item if it's multiple counts of the same thing.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (FiUMj)

If it can be rung up as a single unit, like a six-pack of Coke, it's one item. Otherwise, each unit counts as an additional item.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (NWiLs)

396 Ever see a chick get waxed down there?


Are there places where they offer viewing for that?
Posted by: DamnedYankee


Go with your S/O.
You'll have a new appreciation for what they go thru.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (ECUyd)

397 371 If I have 5 cans of Coke, let's say, would those count as 5 items for the express lane or just 1 item? Lots of people claim it's only 1 item if it's multiple counts of the same thing.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (FiUMj)

10. Individual. Items. If you have 10 different things, you have 10 items. If you have 20 cans of coke you don't have 1 item, you have 20. And you're a dick.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)

398 US army chief for Mideast in first visit to northern Syria

Turkey threatening to Taking on US allied Kurds

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (QkjLD)

399 Is that like the sex trafficking slavery shop where there was none of that actually going on?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (37IEG)


But the cops made a bundle selling the videos!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (BiNEL)

400 Well the B-I-T-C-H wanted him executed but her aides talked her out of it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (l0HIT)


I do find it funny that she was all comfortable whipping out the B word and he continually spelled it out each time.

Who's the better person?

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

401
Under Demo-Rule, you won't be sent to the camps. You'll just lose your job. You'll be blacklisted. Unemployable. Fines and administrative costs. Attorney's fees. CPS investigation. Your kids taken from you. Etc. Until you kill yourself.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (Wx/+I)

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All of that will (already is) happening to people. But these Dems have gone full commie now, And when they get power again camps will be a thing, because they have to be. Random terror that kills millions is necessary, both for the economy and the political life of the country.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (AzW6q)

402 383
>I'll wax that dude's nut sack.


It'll be hanging off my rearview mirror by dinner time.



Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:35 PM (ECUyd)

This was exactly my bride's take on that situation. I asked her not to practice on me.


Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (sjdRT)

Yep, and I will not allow Heidi to read this.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (l0HIT)

403 380 When you load up the checkout express lane with more than the required items, they should launch a frozen package of Haagen Dazs at your skull.
Posted by: Marcus T
...............

I just had to say something to a guy in front of me at the express line recently.

He was buying cat food.. must have had 40 cans. He was a young douchebag maybe around 30 or so.

I tap him on the shoulder.. "Dude.. you're in the 15 items or less".. he pretended he didn't know.

But you gotta say something to these people.. If you don't embarrass them, they will just continue to do it.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (so+oy)

This

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (bcbK8)

404 If it can be rung up as a single unit, like a six-pack of Coke, it's one item. Otherwise, each unit counts as an additional item.
Posted by: Insomniac


Exactly. Because that's how it comes out of the computer count for stocking purposes.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (ECUyd)

405 I am pretty sure that Publix, like most stores these
days, has cameras everywhere and that this exchange would have been
caught on at least one. It seems to me there would be a very easy way to
find out exactly what was said by both parties.



So go ahead and sue him, lady. Let's see what the videos show.



Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2019 03:36 PM (fKC4x)

What exactly is she asking them to charge him with? I realize int the UK and particularly Scotland you can go to jail for offending someone. But in the USA, is it illegal to say something mean? I think this should be explained to all if we are all going to live by the mob's wishes.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (n13/j)

406 >>Go with your S/O.
You'll have a new appreciation for what they go thru.


Do they let you paint on the wax?

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (/O9R9)

407 Mableton is a suburb of Atlanta. It was rural maybe 50 years ago, but not today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:38 PM (FiUMj)


Whatever it is it's certainly retarded. I would give you 100:1 odds on $10,000 that the average IQ of the district is less than 80.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (6fsOH)

408 What in the hell is going on with whatever that is on the right?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (XrCyE)

409 Fat Aunt Mable sounds like an old Blues Song.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:33 PM


Seriously, she checks of a lot of stereotype boxes:
- Morbidly obese- Everything that has gone wrong in her (or my cousins') life is someone else's fault- Drives an older (boxy) Volvo- With at least a dozen leftist bumper stickers- All the smug superiority complex with no supporting evidence

Posted by: Bert G at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (tOP4K)

410 Oooh weeee how low can ya go?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (p0A33)


Well, to be fair, they ARE Clinton Democrats!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (BiNEL)

411 In Puerto Rico, the Mayor of San Juan was the one who dogged Trump so much. The Governor trashed Trump a lot as well.
In one of the private messages, the Governor was seen ("jokingly", he said) asking how hard it would be to have the Mayor of San Juan assassinated. Because he hates her, everyone hates her. Now they all hate the Governor, too. And they all hate Trump!
and Trump stands aside and laughs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (KS7KL)

412
Go with your S/O.
You'll have a new appreciation for what they go thru.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (ECUyd)


My wife did that once. She said it looked really good after the swelling went down, but vowed to NEVER do it again.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

413 The former Democratic congressman from New York, who recently completed a stint in prison for sexting with a 15-year-old girl, is getting another chance with his wifey Huma Abedin

was spotted moving back into the couples abode over the weekend.
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Those two reprobate pieces of shit deserve each other.

She's Muslim. She's used to humiliation.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (vg8iE)

414 Neither is Coney Island.


We had a Coney thread a couple of weeks ago. It has something to do with rabbits and it got out of hand.

Lenape was the name of a jr. high school that fed my high school.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (fuK7c)

415 394
The former Democratic congressman from New York, who recently completed a
stint in prison for sexting with a 15-year-old girl, is getting another
chance with his wifey Huma Abedin



was spotted moving back into the couples abode over the weekend.



Oooh weeee how low can ya go?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (p0A33)
Meaning the whole divorce thing was bullshit in the first place. Why would she divorce him over something she knew he was doing all along? It was about the optics for her as Her Majesty's Chief Carpet Muncher.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)

416 Curing this Crazy disease is going to be costly and time consuming. I sure hope Pharma is working on a vaccine or something.

Yeah, the cure has been around for centuries - its lead based and is usually injected.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (lD3vL)

417 I remember Publix from Florida, seemed like there was one in every shopping center. I guess they expanded north?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (FiUMj)

418 My mother in law is such a nice person that if she had 16 items in the 15 or less lane, she would put one back and then say a prayer asking for forgiveness. I would probably add 2 items from the gum rack.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (r+sAi)

419 Shopping as a single person I don't think I ever buy more than a dozen things at a time.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (JgA4k)

420
A simple rule that's useful to follow: don't be a jerk. Show some awareness. You aren't the Center of the Universe. From what I see, not often remembered.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (Wx/+I)

421 10. Individual. Items. If you have 10 different things, you have 10 items. If you have 20 cans of coke you don't have 1 item, you have 20. And you're a dick.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)
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What if you have four six-packs?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (iB1oa)

422 I do find it funny that she was all comfortable whipping out the B word and he continually spelled it out each time.



Who's the better person?

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

I think he figured she nor the media could spell. not a bad call really.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (l0HIT)

423 What exactly is she asking them to charge him with?

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (n13/j)
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As Ace said in his post, who knows?

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (fKC4x)

424 The real point of this is that everyone on Twitter had the original story blared at them and only conservatives saw the story fall apart. This is a deliberate strategy now to keep progressive voters misinformed and angry about things that aren't true.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (ZGrMX)

425
What exactly is she asking them to charge him with? I realize int the UK and particularly Scotland you can go to jail for offending someone. But in the USA, is it illegal to say something mean? I think this should be explained to all if we are all going to live by the mob's wishes.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 03:40 PM (n13/j)


Only when you say something bad about Democrats.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

426 Ever see a chick get waxed down there?
..........

Think I'll stick with the "after" pics, thank you.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

427 NYC mayor calls for anal probe as many wait for power in the heat

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (QkjLD)

428 Bill O'Reilly is from Levittown Pa

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (BbGew)

429 What do I care about this fight? It's two Democrats. Let it become a full-on intersectional bloodbath.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 03:43 PM (oVJmc)

430 420


A simple rule that's useful to follow: don't be a jerk. Show some
awareness. You aren't the Center of the Universe. From what I see, not
often remembered.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (Wx/+I)

Okay okay Hadrian, I'm writing it down this time.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 03:43 PM (l0HIT)

431 So when he gets caught fondling a child or worse (and he will) they'll let him off the hook because he's now a prominent tranny.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (AzW6q)
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That's the part that puzzles the hell out of me. Some lady says she *is* a guy, she can only be happy as a guy, but she gets knocked up--one would assume it was probably like a woman gets knocked up--NOT at ALL like a guy. And then "he's" pregnant, and it's our fault for assuming that men can't have babies. You know, guys who are 100% guys except for the time they used their native genetalia the way it was meant to be used.

Proof positive that this is more about crazy than some obscure rationale of "real genders".

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:43 PM (DuZls)

432 I will always remember on the old Carol Burnett show.

"Sorry Ma'am you have 5 tomatoes exceeding the ten Item limit"

Violently swings bag down on counter several times".

" I have one package of Ketchup"

Posted by: Picric at July 22, 2019 03:43 PM (nonGu)

433 Trump should invite them for an ice cream summit. 2 scoops! Now GTFO.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (H4VdJ)

434 427 NYC mayor calls for anal probe as many wait for power in the heat
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (QkjLD)

They should probe how to fire up that nuclear plant they shut down.

Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (SUJyY)

435 13 Her hair is dyed blonde. Cultural appropriation.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 03:02 PM (J+mig)

Exactly!
In a grocery store; grocery stores invented by white men (horrors).

Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (B5K06)

436 And that? Will kill people. When its 104 out old people need their Air Conditioning.

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Swamp cooolers. In the desert they use swamp coolers.


But your point still stands.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (8XRCm)

437 421 10. Individual. Items. If you have 10 different things, you have 10 items. If you have 20 cans of coke you don't have 1 item, you have 20. And you're a dick.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)
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What if you have four six-packs?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (iB1oa)

4 Items. You just have to scan 4 bar codes. That's the main reason for the limited items. The more items to scan, the longer it takes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (bcbK8)

438 Hank Johnson.
Cynthia McKinney
Erica Thomas

Is there a requirement for Democrat Georgia representative that you have an IQ below a certain level?

Posted by: engineer at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (10bW0)

439 @318:

Remember when we made fun of political correctness and assumed it would whither and die under the weight of ridicule. Good times, good times.

Criticizing Democratic party hacks and apparatchiks will be a felony in some places in a few years and the courts will validate the laws.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (0ysz8)

440 What if you have four six-packs?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (iB1oa)

See #395

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (NWiLs)

441 Lenape was the name of a jr. high school that fed my high school.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM (fuK7c)
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You went to Little Shop of Horrors High School, didn't you.

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (fKC4x)

442 Bill O'Reilly is from Levittown Pa
Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (BbGew)
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So what you're saying is that it explains all the racism that takes place in Levittown Pa.

Posted by: Social Just-us at July 22, 2019 03:44 PM (DuZls)

443 429
What do I care about this fight? It's two Democrats. Let it become a full-on intersectional bloodbath.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 03:43 PM (oVJmc)
I said it before - I enjoy it for the same reason I enjoy watching assholes planting an IED getting blown up by their own explosives.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:45 PM (37IEG)

444 Question: Is it even possible to leave Costco with less than 20 items?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

445 If I unintentionally cut into a line I always feel a little ashamed of myself.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 03:45 PM (JgA4k)

446 I usually don't have to say anything if someone gets on the express line with too many items. I almost always get Grandma Inappropriate in front of me who says something and then starts telling the entire line what a "dumb fatass", "these people" or "these foreigners" are, etc.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:45 PM (UWj8L)

447 I do find it funny that she was all comfortable whipping out the B word and he continually spelled it out each time.

Shes definitely used to being addressed with that term. Its their culture's version of "Hello, how are you?"

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 03:45 PM (lD3vL)

448 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (so+oy)

It was quantity of 40 for one item. Express lane loop hole.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:45 PM (knDqF)

449 Whooooo-doggies, Jethro, their sure are a heckuva bunch of dumbass Democratz runnin' 'round these days, ain't there???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 22, 2019 03:45 PM (wtvvX)

450 235 184 Uh oh! Looks like royal homage is no longer being offered to welfare queens.
I could get used to New America.
Posted by: trev006 at July 22, 2019 03:17 PM (o5jh5)

???

She's a Georgia state representative.
Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 03:21 PM (UpS69)
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Your point being, m??

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 03:45 PM (Dh1wo)

451 You went to Little Shop of Horrors High School, didn't you.




Didn't we all?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (fuK7c)

452 421 10. Individual. Items. If you have 10 different things, you have 10 items. If you have 20 cans of coke you don't have 1 item, you have 20. And you're a dick.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)
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What if you have four six-packs?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (iB1oa)

I'll allow it since it's packaged together and scans as one unit, but if you've got 20 separate containers of yogurt you don't have one item--yogurt--you have 20. And you're a dick.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (RD7QR)

453 A simple rule that's useful to follow: don't be a jerk. Show some awareness. You aren't the Center of the Universe. From what I see, not often remembered.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (Wx/+I)


Sort of a "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you!" approach to being a human being?

Nah, that will never work without a really big government intervening at every turn...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (BiNEL)

454 Bill O'Reilly at Columbia Presbyterian Hospital in Manhattan and lived near Levittown NY

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (QkjLD)

455 Why are Republicans "reacting?" Can't they just sit back and let the Dems fight among themselves?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (BJKQV)

456 Not that it's a social taboo but I absolutely loathe the people that make 27 different lottery transactions at the gas station. I just want to pay for gas on pump 5 and pay for my coffee. I get stuck behind them constantly!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (H4VdJ)

457 She's seeking a charge of "contempt of negro."

Posted by: mojojojo at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (AmMgt)

458 One barcode scan = one item. Not difficult.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (r+sAi)

459 No, O'Reilly is from Levittown Long Island.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (fuK7c)

460 @438

Forgetting someone?

Posted by: John Lewis GA5 at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (m/Gc2)

461 Question: Is it even possible to leave Costco with less than 20 items?
Posted by: wth


Have left Sam's with 2 items. Both rotisserie chickens. And yeah, two scans - two barcodes.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (ECUyd)

462 I see that some of you took me seriously.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (iB1oa)

463 No, O'Reilly is from Levittown Long Island.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (fuK7c)


Meh. If you've seen one Levittown you've seen them all.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (6fsOH)

464 Every Dim candidate in the upcoming "debate" should be asked to state his/her position on the ball-washing case in Canada.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (hjaPQ)

465 I'm looking at the penal code and can't find the section on Witty Rhetorical Smartassery. But maybe I'm in the wrong section.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (UWj8L)

466 Question: Is it even possible to leave Costco with less than 20 items?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

NO, but Costco never has Express Lanes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (BiNEL)

467 Trump should invite them for an ice cream summit. 2 scoops! Now GTFO.

I don't even think Trump's Security would survive being between ice cream and her.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (lD3vL)

468 >>What exactly is she asking them to charge him with? I realize int the UK and particularly Scotland you can go to jail for offending someone. But in the USA, is it illegal to say something mean? I think this should be explained to all if we are all going to live by the mob's wishes.


The Left wants hate speech laws like in Europe.
Not possible with 1st Amendment - however, they've effectively created then online. Now that they've created this imaginary hate speech standard online they are insisting it be enforced offline.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (bDqIh)

469 At one of my grocery stores the express lanes say "Around" 15 items and "Around" 10 items.

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And Erica weighs around 110 lbs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)

470 A simple rule that's useful to follow: don't be a jerk. Show some awareness. You aren't the Center of the Universe. From what I see, not often remembered.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (Wx/+I)

Sort of a "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you!" approach to being a human being?

Nah, that will never work without a really big government intervening at every turn...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Do unto others, then split!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (ECUyd)

471 she's buying the white man's food, cutting in the white man's line, dying her hair like whitey, and probably breathing all his air.i think she's the one with a cultural issue. gfy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (KP5rU)

472 460 @438

Forgetting someone?

Tank Abrams ran for governor, so maybe it is for all political offices, not just representative.

Posted by: engineer at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (10bW0)

473 And Erica weighs around 110 lbs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)
From the waist up maybe

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (37IEG)

474 One barcode scan = one item. Not difficult.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM

This. A bag of almonds is not 390 items. Nor is a 6 pack 6 items.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (H4VdJ)

475 "The lesson, I guess, is to avoid black women at the store."

At a minimum

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (TB+At)

476 "Have left Sam's with 2 items. Both rotisserie chickens. And yeah, two scans - two barcodes.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (ECUyd)"

Yes, but what you didn't say is they were the size of an ostrich.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (UWj8L)

477 Meh. If you've seen one Levittown you've seen them all.


Seen, sure. No difference. But the accents are different kinds of awful.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (fuK7c)

478 What if you have four six-packs?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 03:42 PM (iB1oa)
..........

Woo hoo. Partay.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

479
Not that it's a social taboo but I absolutely loathe the people that make 27 different lottery transactions at the gas station. I just want to pay for gas on pump 5 and pay for my coffee. I get stuck behind them constantly!

Posted by: Minnfidel


Then the put the change back in their wallet in order of denomination and serial number. And scratch off the tickets at the counter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (Wx/+I)

480 Have left Sam's with 2 items. Both rotisserie chickens. And yeah, two scans - two barcodes.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (ECUyd)

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Pfffft.

I use the scan and go app where I scan my own shit as I put it in the cart. Hit pay when Im done and go around all the lines at the register straight to the receipt checker at the exit door.

I get some pretty harsh looks...... hah.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (8XRCm)

481 Watching the Dems internal feuds is like watching the struggle between the Stalinists and Trostskyists. Buy popcorn and root for casualties.

Posted by: Ripley at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (MxEKc)

482 He was stationary, she was moving, cameras were set up to film him.

And through most of that interview that she barged in on, she was repeatedly and loudly screaming that "You got your Five (sic) Minutes" because only she should have everyone's attention.

Its this kind of crap that will make me racist.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (lD3vL)

483 Who wants to volunteer to get their balls waxed by somebody forced to do it? Yeesh... put them on the Genius Award list.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (r+sAi)

484 NO, but Costco never has Express Lanes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM (BiNEL)
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Actually, my local CostCo has just installed self-checkout scanners.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM (iB1oa)

485 >>A simple rule that's useful to follow: don't be a jerk. Show some awareness. You aren't the Center of the Universe. From what I see, not often remembered.

The Left has spent the last 40 years destroying social norms.

And now they are upset when people don;t follow social norms.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 03:50 PM (bDqIh)

486 >>A simple rule that's useful to follow: don't be a jerk. Show some awareness. You aren't the Center of the Universe. From what I see, not often remembered.

The Left has spent the last 40 years destroying social norms.

And now they are upset when people don;t follow social norms.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 03:50 PM (bDqIh)

487 My observational science finds that it's faster to get in a regular lane behind someone with a full basket than in the express lane behind 4 people.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 03:50 PM (knDqF)

488
The reason England has such tight libel laws was originally to prevent public criticism of the government while maintaining the charade of having rule of law. They made the libel law to cover any speech that causes damage to any person, without regard to the truth of it, but they only applied to enemies of the state.

I expect that's probably the form it will take here when it happens.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:50 PM (AzW6q)

489
She said she had 11 items.


She said she had fifteen items in her original boo-hoo-hoo Twitter confessional.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:50 PM (3l5Yq)

490 No, O'Reilly is from Levittown Long Island.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (fuK7c)
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So explains racism in *both* places.

Posted by: Social Just-us at July 22, 2019 03:50 PM (DuZls)

491 She said she had 11 items.

She said she had fifteen items in her original boo-hoo-hoo Twitter confessional.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Bitch can't count.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (ECUyd)

492 And Erica weighs around 110 lbs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)


Did you mean to say Kilos?

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

493 Meh. If you've seen one Levittown you've seen them all.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 03:47 PM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (ejd/p)

494 Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (UWj8L)

495 489
She said she had 11 items.

She said she had fifteen items in her original boo-hoo-hoo Twitter confessional.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2019 03:50 PM (3l5Yq)

First read that as "original hoo hoo"

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (NWiLs)

496 Even if she is telling the truth, it seems like she picked a poor person to do this to. He is fighting back.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (wGbBR)

497 Some asshole the other day decided he was going to try to scratch off his lottery tickets at the counter. At 6:30am.

He was lucky he left in one piece.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (FxUf0)

498 >>Who wants to volunteer to get their balls waxed by somebody forced to do it?



A psycho sexual deviant pedophile?!
This person seems to specialize in suing and having people banned, put out of business, whatever. It's a power trip.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (bDqIh)

499 492 And Erica weighs around 110 lbs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)

Did you mean to say Kilos?
Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

Stone.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (NWiLs)

500 A simple rule that's useful to follow: don't be a jerk.

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You're not my.supervisor!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (+y/Ru)

501 >>No, O'Reilly is from Levittown Long Island.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:46 PM (fuK7c)
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So explains racism in *both* places.


He's just lookin' out for the folks.

You know the ones...

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (/O9R9)

502 Then the put the change back in their wallet in order of denomination and serial number. And scratch off the tickets at the counter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:49 PM

Oh I love when they do that. Usually it's people who look like they can least afford to be pissing money away on lottery tickets. My personal favorite are the dumb fucks that are too big of a dumb fuck to figure out if a ticket is a winner and the poor clerk has to run all their wrinkled tickets through the machine.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (H4VdJ)

503 491
She said she had 11 items.



She said she had fifteen items in her original boo-hoo-hoo Twitter confessional.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

She was sufferin PTDD - Post Traumatic Disrespec Disorder.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (37IEG)

504 491 She said she had 11 items.

She said she had fifteen items in her original boo-hoo-hoo Twitter confessional.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Bitch can't count.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (ECUyd)


Counting is racist.

Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (WaxcS)

505 The Left wants hate speech laws like in Europe.

Not possible with 1st Amendment - however, they've effectively
created then online. Now that they've created this imaginary hate speech
standard online they are insisting it be enforced offline.





Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (bDqIh)

I think you have it pretty much right. As they purposely fail to teach our kids about this nation and the Constitution, it makes sense that they are going to go all in. If people no longer care about the Constitution and liberties, and they spend all their days obeying @JAck, why not move it into the real world, what is left of it.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (n13/j)

506 Insanity is usually entered as a plea by the defendant. In this case, it may end up being a plea from the prosecution.

Posted by: Shoeless Guy at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (p+/iO)

507 Yes, but what you didn't say is they were the size of an ostrich.
Posted by: Marcus T


LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:52 PM (ECUyd)

508 110? which leg?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 03:53 PM (KP5rU)

509 NYC mayor calls for anal probe as many wait for power in the heat

Because nothing fixes problems better than having it politicized and controlled by the most ignorant and arrogant.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 03:53 PM (lD3vL)

510 Race Hoaxster and State Representative Erica Thomas Now Wants the Police to Charge the Man Who Did Not Properly Defer to His Racial Superior

Charge him with what? Fat-shaming? Contempt of negro, as suggested above?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 03:53 PM (6RhgT)

511
Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Marcus T


If I'm doing the weekly shopping and they have two or three items, then yes, I do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:53 PM (Wx/+I)

512 simple fix. have the computer ring up every item over 15 at $100 each. mfers will suddenly learn numerology.

Posted by: x at July 22, 2019 03:53 PM (nFwvY)

513 Not sure how any of this helps my Yankees?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 03:53 PM (p0A33)

514 They should charge the guy.
And throw him in jail.
He thoroughly deserves it.
Why?
He's Cuban yet he is still a shrieking proggie. He deserves to experience the consequence of his ideology.
And we deserve it.
Why?
Because it will demonstrate for all Hispanics who are shrieking proggies their second class status in the movement and how they are comprehensively expendable whenever one of their intersectional superiors in the nomeklatura are offended. They need to learn that the only way they have out is to abandon the proggies immediately before they are purged like the white kulaks that they are.

Posted by: Sam at July 22, 2019 03:53 PM (YScgw)

515 92 And Erica weighs around 110 lbs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)


Per leg.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM (6RhgT)

516 Self check out at my supermarket won't let you scan beer, so I'm never in that line.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

517 How long before the media tells us he's really Republican?

That was the initial report - that he is a MAGA hat wearing Trump Nazi.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM (lD3vL)

518 >>Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Yeah, me neither


Yep. It's rare to receive.

But, I give that consideration every time I see it happening.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM (/O9R9)

519 There would have been no problem if only she had been wearing her Ceremonial Robes clearly proclaiming her status as a Democrat Politician.

For a class system to work smoothly, the peasants need to be able to recognize their betters from a distance and begin tugging their forelocks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM (BiNEL)

520 crap!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM (BiNEL)

521 Pretty soon there will be no more express lanes. No more people to ring you up. All machines: You swipe it, you bag it, You pay. Don't like them Apples, then starve

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM (p0A33)

522 i stopped shopping at Sam's when the racist black woman CO was blackmailing companies to hire blacks on their boards or accused them of being racist.

I went to Costco.

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

523
Memo to counter scratchers: do not screw with people's morning coffee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 03:55 PM (Wx/+I)

524 And Erica weighs around 110 lbs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)

Did you mean to say Kilos?
Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

Stone.
Posted by: Insomniac

110 stone = 1540 lbs.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:55 PM (ECUyd)

525 A bit OT:

Can someone link me to the AoSHQ post from a week or two ago about a study done showing in- and out-group affinity for various racial and political groups?

Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at July 22, 2019 03:55 PM (yX3gx)

526 >>Self check out at my supermarket


Fuck that.

If I'm checking myself out, I deserve a discount.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:55 PM (/O9R9)

527 WZ has a story that is funny. On her twitter feed, Apparently one of her favorite actors was Jesse Smollett. LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:55 PM (H4VdJ)

528 514; THIS! being a dumbass progressive should be painful. he's a lifelong democrat himself. he said he would still vote for her if she was in his district. fuck him.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 03:55 PM (KP5rU)

529 Self check out at my supermarket won't let you scan beer, so I'm never in that line.
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That's got to be...beer-phobic...or something...

BURN, BABY, BURN!!!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (iB1oa)

530 The best part was she saying I have my receipt and him confidently saying show it to us.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (r+sAi)

531 Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Yeah, me neither


Yep. It's rare to receive.

But, I give that consideration every time I see it happening.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM (/O9R9)


Oddly enough, that has happened to me many times at Costco.
And I have done the same to "pay it forward"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (BiNEL)

532
WZ has a story that is funny. On her twitter feed, Apparently one of her favorite actors was Jesse Smollett. LOL.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:55 PM (H4VdJ)

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Wow. Of course. Except in her race hoax, her bleach friends got it all on her hair.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (AzW6q)

533 Man, these white Hispanics are running amok.

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (sN4kD)

534 Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Yeah, me neither.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 03:51 PM (UWj8L)
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I have had that happen to me, a few times! And I always let people go ahead of me if they just have a few things. They mostly are grateful and say yes.

The one guy who said no thanks and sighed as he said it had nothing but a plunger in his cart. I looked at him sympathetically and said I guess you're not really in a hurry to get home, are you. And he said, nope.

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (fKC4x)

535 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM

Soon....

Posted by: The Barrel at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (ejd/p)

536 Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Yeah, me neither


Yep. It's rare to receive.

But, I give that consideration every time I see it happening.
Posted by: garrett


I do if it's female. Then I can check out her butt.
This ain't homie's first rodeo.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (ECUyd)

537 Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Marcus T
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I'm thinking you live in a blew city. Because it happens to me all the time.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (DuZls)

538 YOU WILL RESPECT MUH AUTHORATAY!!!!

Posted by: Not sure what to call it, besides odious at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (Sotot)

539 @489
"She said she had 11 items.

She said she had fifteen items in her original boo-hoo-hoo Twitter confessional."

I'm sure the store can and will pull up her receipt as the first item of nonparty discovery in his slander suit.
But I'm sure receipts are racist.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (koNhm)

540
And Erica weighs around 110 lbs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)


In space


Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (TAmPV)

541 Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Yeah, me neither


Yep. It's rare to receive.

But, I give that consideration every time I see it happening.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:54 P

I do it all the time for people if it's just a couple things and I have a bunch. Then God usually test my patience when one of the two items on said person won't scan or they want to argue the price.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (H4VdJ)

542 Bitch can't count.

That may also be true, but I'm going with Occam's Razor and say that she is yet another pathological liar.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (lD3vL)

543 468 >>What exactly is she asking them to charge him with? I realize int the UK and particularly Scotland you can go to jail for offending someone.

It is illegal to publicly humiliate a person in the Philippines. I have seen a Japanese guy get deported for chastising a Filipina who jostled in front of him at a luggage carousel at the airport.


If you offend a guy during a drinking session most likely there will be a machete to answer for.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (Vy7tf)

544
WHO THE HELL GOES ALL THE WAY TO COSTCO FOR A PLUNGER?

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (8XRCm)

545 If she wants the police to charge him then she needs to go and swear out a criminal complaint.



For what, aggravated sassiness?



Since when do elected politicians demand charges against citizens for criticizing their actions?


Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 03:29 PM

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Since democrat.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (JUOKG)

546 >>I do if it's female. Then I can check out her butt.



You can get a better grip on her, too.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (/O9R9)

547 Wow. Of course. Except in her race hoax, her bleach friends got it all on her hair.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM

Well done! LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (H4VdJ)

548 Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Many times.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (lD3vL)

549 Slapping hot iron to it is quicker than waxing.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (2LelM)

550 >>Self check out at my supermarket


Fuck that.

If I'm checking myself out, I deserve a discount.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:55 PM (/O9R9)
.......

or at least a free car wash.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

551 If I'm checking myself out, I deserve a discount.


Dude. You're a sociopath, yes?

The self checkout line means I don't have to deal with a human. Also it lets me check the "I forgot my card" button when I don't have the fucking card in the first place.

Everything about self checkout is better.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (fuK7c)

552 I'd be much more worried about this woman charging me than the cops.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (BJKQV)

553 Cory Booker: Donald Trump Is 'Worse Than A Racist' . . .

-
Vampire racist? Ebola racist?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)

554 One of my biggest pet peeves is when I hold the door for someone and they don't have the courtesy to say thank you. It makes me wish I could go back 10 seconds in time and slam it in their face.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (H4VdJ)

555 >>Then God usually test my patience when one of the two items on said person won't scan or they want to argue the price.


Lottery Tickets ...
Propane

and Cigarettes.

From the Locker across the way...

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (/O9R9)

556 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM

Soon....

Posted by: The Barrel at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (ejd/p)


I'll be spending the rest of the day feeling like I've cheated a fate worse than death once again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (BiNEL)

557 537
Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?



Yeah, me neither.



Posted by: Marcus T

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I'm thinking you live in a blew city. Because it happens to me all the time.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 03:56 PM (DuZls)
Happens all the times here in Texas even in DFW.
I suppose the imports will completely fluck that up too before too much longer though.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (37IEG)

558 WHO THE HELL GOES ALL THE WAY TO COSTCO FOR A PLUNGER?

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (8XRCm)
...........

You do if you want them in the 12 pack.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

559 The self checkout line means I don't have to deal with a human. Also it lets me check the "I forgot my card" button when I don't have the fucking card in the first place.

Everything about self checkout is better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


No carrying on a conversation and hearing about the checker's grandma's bunions.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (ECUyd)

560 It wasn't Costco, fixer. It was K-Mart, if I recall.

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (fKC4x)

561 Everything about self checkout is better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


the bagger is a genius

Posted by: x at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (nFwvY)

562 "60 He's anti-Trump?

Good. Reap away at what you sowed, buddy. And next time, make better choices.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2019 03:07 PM (O8WFE) "



This, exactly.
I'm hoping for mutual annihilation, like matter / antimatter; nothing left but a burst of wokons.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (pbg54)

563 Erica Thomas is also a Jussie Smollett fan and has place the race card before according to past Tweets.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (RBOtF)

564 I have taken 18 items to the 15 or less checkout, but it was because all the other checkouts had a line of people with 2 or 3 baskets full and the nice lady said - you go over there and get checked out.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (K9ZkA)

565 It may be even more insane that a Daily Beast writer published a piece excoriating newly installed baseball Hall of Famer Mariano Rivera for being a Christian, being pro-Israel, and appearing at events with the President of the United States.

And Rivera is a "person of color", whose native country is Panama. Showing that leftists really don't care about people of color, probably, as Boston Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley said recently, because Rivera is not a "brown voice."

Rivera is recognized in the New York area as one of the nicest guys ever to excel at baseball, even so recognized by Met fans like me.

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (fvMOw)

566 >>Everything about self checkout is better.

Yup when you have a basket's worth or less of stuff it is best.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (bDqIh)

567
Everything about self checkout is better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (fuK7c)

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*Fistbump.*

People suck. If yaall werent pixelized.... I not sure Id like ANY you here.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (8XRCm)

568 >>Everything about self checkout is better.


No.

If it was, they would charge you a premium to use it.

They pay those checkers. If I am doing their job, I want a discount.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (/O9R9)

569 Nood, money talks, even at NR

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (bcbK8)

570
Everything about self checkout is better.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (fuK7c)
Except having to have some barely bearded dweeb determine if I'm over 40 and able to buy alcohol.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (37IEG)

571 WHO THE HELL GOES ALL THE WAY TO COSTCO FOR A PLUNGER?
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I LIVE!

Posted by: DUDE WITH BACKED UP TOILET at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (r+sAi)

572 551 If I'm checking myself out, I deserve a discount.


Dude. You're a sociopath, yes?

The self checkout line means I don't have to deal with a human. Also it lets me check the "I forgot my card" button when I don't have the fucking card in the first place.

Everything about self checkout is better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (fuK7c)

Went to a Fred Meyer a couple of weeks ago where they had a kiosk on the way in with hand scanners you could take with you as you shopped.

Fight for $15!!!!

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (BJKQV)

573 Pretty soon there will be no more express lanes. No
more people to ring you up. All machines: You swipe it, you bag it, You
pay. Don't like them Apples, then starve

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 03:54 PM (p0A33
You stock the shelves too. And if you don't bring your own bag, then F you, non conforming "*^S.

I go more and more to the Latino markets. They don't have the union sur charge or the self check out lines. Wegmans is still pretty good but I have had it with the Safeway's and their union surcharges and surly disposition. Some are ok at Safeway, but you are still paying the vig to the union.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (n13/j)

574 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (ECUyd)

575 Everything about self checkout is better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (fuK7c)

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I actually love self-checkout for all the reasons you mentioned.

But I've been trying to avoid automated kiosks at stores or restaurants, since it occurred to me that I'm just giving a job to a Chinaman instead of an American by using them.

It's almost impossible to avoid Chinese products these days, but where I can, I do.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (AzW6q)

576 t is illegal to publicly humiliate a person in the Philippines. I have seen a Japanese guy get deported for chastising a Filipina who jostled in front of him at a luggage carousel at the airport.
...

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (Vy7tf)


That sounds rather nationalistic!

I like it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (BiNEL)

577 Is this proof that "men" can get pregnant?

Posted by: mer at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (or4l7)

578 simple fix. have the computer ring up every item over 15 at $100 each. mfers will suddenly learn numerology.
Posted by: x at July 22, 2019 03:53 PM (nFwvY)
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Heck, that could be done with a scanning program.

---
"... beep ...
10-cent overage surcharge for first item over limit.
... beep ...
1-dollar overage surcharge for second item over limit.
... beep ...
10-dollary overage surcharge for third item over limit.
....
See how this goes, dipshit?"

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 04:02 PM (DuZls)

579
I miss Kmart cherry slushies.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

580 Checkout here is miserable. Only one person in line has any legal tender... me.

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 04:02 PM (RuIsu)

581 Is this proof that "men" can get pregnant?

Posted by: mer at July 22, 2019 04:01 PM (or4l7)
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A "man who gets pregnant" is not trying very hard to be a man, no matter what they say.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 04:03 PM (DuZls)

582 Went to a Fred Meyer a couple of weeks ago where they had a kiosk on the way in with hand scanners you could take with you as you shopped.
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They've had those at the Tigard Fred Meyer for the past few months.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 04:03 PM (iB1oa)

583 I'm hoping for mutual annihilation, like matter / antimatter; nothing left but a burst of wokons.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 04:00 PM (pbg54)

Now I'm tempted to write a sci-fi series with villains named Wokons.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 22, 2019 04:03 PM (J+mig)

584 Meaning the whole divorce thing was bullshit in the
first place. Why would she divorce him over something she knew he was
doing all along? It was about the optics for her as Her Majesty's Chief
Carpet Muncher.





Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 22, 2019 03:41 PM

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The fake divorce thing was a sop to the base. She had to stay married to him for protection because you can't be compelled to rat out your spouse in criminal proceedings.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 22, 2019 04:03 PM (JUOKG)

585 551 If I'm checking myself out, I deserve a discount.


Dude. You're a sociopath, yes?

The self checkout line means I don't have to deal with a human. Also it lets me check the "I forgot my card" button when I don't have the fucking card in the first place.

Everything about self checkout is better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (fuK7c)



Except for when it decides you need to have the attendant approach because you have over a certain number of items. Or it decides you didn't bag something, or you did bag something that it thinks you didn't scan. Or you run out of room because they think you should only be buying so much stuff when using self checkout so the bagging area is full and you still have stuff to scan, even though they've turned off all the normal checkout lanes for the night.

Oh yeah, it's awesome.

Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (WaxcS)

586 To each his own but to me self check out is demeaning. It is not hard to find a good checker in a decent store. It is not my job to type in all types of shite to please a computer that is going to ask for someone to override it anyway. They are not trying to help you, they are trying to pull the wool over your eyes.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (n13/j)

587 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (pbg54)

588 The self checkout line means I don't have to deal with a human. Also it lets me check the "I forgot my card" button when I don't have the fucking card in the first place.

Everything about self checkout is better.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (fuK7c)


Self-checkout means that you are doing the same exact thing the store cashiers do except you aren't being paid for it.

Self-checkout without a discount is total bullshit. Self-serve gas always was cheaper ... for an obvious reason.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 04:04 PM (6fsOH)

589 deport them both to dumbfuckistan.

Posted by: Inspecter Kemp at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (VPvxh)

590 Ever get the person in front of you who sees you have less items, and lets you go ahead of them?

Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Marcus T



Actually, yes. And I have done it in turn. Both have happened quite a few times in my life.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (aW5/6)

591 582 Went to a Fred Meyer a couple of weeks ago where they had a kiosk on the way in with hand scanners you could take with you as you shopped.
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They've had those at the Tigard Fred Meyer for the past few months.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 04:03 PM (iB1oa)

Makes sense. This was in Gresham.

Wow. Once they let you Beavers pump your own gas your state just went self-serve crazy!

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 04:06 PM (BJKQV)

592 589 deport them both to dumbfuckistan.
Posted by: Inspecter Kemp at July 22, 2019 04:05 PM (VPvxh)

Why, are they looking for a new king and queen?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 04:07 PM (BJKQV)

593 Ha.

My favorite part of that nonsense is where it takes 20K plastic bags to equal the environmental impact of one reusable shopping bag.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 03:25 PM (RMwSd)

Its even worse, as I just get plastic bags and pay 10 cents to the store, and these contain about 10 times the plastic material in them, which gets tossed out.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2019 04:07 PM (FTPn0)

594 is illegal to publicly humiliate a person in the Philippines. I have seen a Japanese guy get deported for chastising a Filipina who jostled in front of him at a luggage carousel at the airport.
...

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 22, 2019 03:57 PM (Vy7tf)

That sounds rather nationalistic!
======
If we're being honest, and that is often not necessarily the case, we passed that law because it was cheaper than cleaning up all the blood. Because even the grandma's carry shiv's in the piropines . . .

Posted by: Piropinno Congreff at July 22, 2019 04:07 PM (JOZL3)

595 i stopped shopping at Sam's when the racist black woman CO was blackmailing companies to hire blacks on their boards or accused them of being racist.

I went to Costco.


Costco donates to the DNC and gave to Hillary! in 2016, so pick your poison.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2019 04:07 PM (ZGrMX)

596


SHE NINE MUNF PREGNANT! WHAT ABOUT HER KEEIDS!! THIS IS QUITE TENSES!!!

Oh man, this is hilarious.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (ikxxu)

597 590 Yes quite a few times, and have reciprocated that quite a few times

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 04:08 PM (BbGew)

598
The self checkout line means I don't have to deal with a human. Also it lets me check the "I forgot my card" button when I don't have the fucking card in the first place.

Everything about self checkout is better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


No carrying on a conversation and hearing about the checker's grandma's bunions.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 03:59 PM (ECUyd)






Or having the fucking checker try to sign me up for their Vons price club spam list. And when I politely decline, the fucker starts arguing with me, basically telling me I'm stupid for not signing up. They usually back down when you raise your voice and say "THANK YOU, BUT I DON'T WANT TO SIGN UP. NOW CAN I JUST PURCHASE MY FUCKING GROCERIES AND LEAVE, PLEASE??"

Usually.

HEB don't do that shit. God bless Texas.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2019 04:09 PM (veoSD)

599 The self checkout line means I don't have to deal with a human. Also it lets me check the "I forgot my card" button when I don't have the fucking card in the first place.

Everything about self checkout is better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 03:58 PM (fuK7c)


Except for when it decides you need to have the attendant approach because you have over a certain number of items. Or it decides you didn't bag something, or you did bag something that it thinks you didn't scan. Or you run out of room because they think you should only be buying so much stuff when using self checkout so the bagging area is full and you still have stuff to scan, even though they've turned off all the normal checkout lanes for the night.

Oh yeah, it's awesome.
==
if you are single person not buying stuff for a family of 5 it works a lot of the time. I never use it because when I was single, those things didn't exist.

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 04:09 PM (nUSav)

600 I had something new at Safeway over the weeksnd. I had a full basket and began to put my items on the convayer. The woman behind me put one of those dividers immediately behind my first items and began putting her stuff on leaving me no place to put my stuff. I'm a believer in let the natural consequences accrue to the miscreant. So as the clerk made a small space I'd fill it and wait for a new gap. It took much longer than normal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 04:10 PM (+y/Ru)

601 "how Dems and Repubs are reacting to it". Yeah. Even at the local level, this is an attempt to confuse viewers into thinking ONE of the people involved is a Republican. Even the Guardian (what am I saying, of course the Grauniad) claimed one was Republican. The media lies. And lies. And then, being creative, lies again.

Posted by: DZouave at July 22, 2019 04:11 PM (sRl+4)

602 Depends on what the meaning of "item" is. A sandwich is an item, isn't it. A sandwich has bread, meat, lettuce, mayo, mustard, cheese and sprouts and sometimes is ladled with hot chili. So really that's not seven items. It's an unconstructed sandwich. One item. Rascists.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 22, 2019 04:13 PM (hKi6n)

603 Co-worker was going over to Starbux today, asked of I wanted a cup of coffee, told him no I had enough. Of course you can't have enough but didn't have the heart to tell him I wouldn't give those Leftist fk ups a cent.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 04:14 PM (BbGew)

604 595 i stopped shopping at Sam's when the racist black woman CO was blackmailing companies to hire blacks on their boards or accused them of being racist.

I went to Costco.

Costco donates to the DNC and gave to Hillary! in 2016, so pick your poison.

BJs?

Posted by: Marybeth at July 22, 2019 04:21 PM (CmURZ)

605 "And then throw her fat ass in jail."

What about us?

Posted by: The Rest of Her Bloated Carcass at July 22, 2019 04:30 PM (/Fmtj)

606 Just a point: if she's pregnant, why is she bleaching her hair? Isn't that considered bad for the baby?

As an aside, I love self checkout and wish they'd allow for larger amounts of groceries. Too bad Fresh and Easy didn't make it. Smaller amounts of food for people who don't need to feed an army and I believe they were the first place I ever used self checkout.

Posted by: soulpile at July 22, 2019 04:31 PM (wJAJb)

607 When push comes to shove, no charges would ever be filed.

She knows damn well that the video shows the only person doing anything wrong (besides mild name calling) was her and the supermarket video will prove it (as the guy pointed out). She had 20 items in the 10 items or less line and he pointed out there were non-occupied lines for her to take.

Posted by: carnot at July 22, 2019 04:54 PM (2u8LP)

608 I get accused of patriarchy and privilege because of my race apparently this is how I'm supposed to act. I wonder what her track record as a legislator is? I'm going all in that she's accomplished nothing of consequence. Just another monty python skit from the progs.

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