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So Maybe This Won't Be a Complete Disaster
Macy's has removed plates advocating portion control from their stores after many people spoke out on Twitter, arguing that they were "casually promoting eating disorders and body shaming."
— Jenna Amatulli (@ohheyjenna) July 22, 2019
The brand apologized and said they "missed the mark."https://t.co/GF3rhTUYdO
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: DR.WTF at July 22, 2019 08:30 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:31 PM (GaOgf)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 22, 2019 08:31 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 08:32 PM (ym5eo)
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2019 08:33 PM (jY3BZ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 08:33 PM (RMwSd)
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:33 PM (GaOgf)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 08:33 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 08:33 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 08:34 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Thot Police at July 22, 2019 08:34 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 22, 2019 08:34 PM (FSmm7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 08:34 PM (aKsyK)
WTF is a "body positivity activist".
Sounds like something Hank Johnson would say.......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 08:34 PM (Z+IKu)
Is there a Jonah Goldberg sizing?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 22, 2019 08:34 PM (FSmm7)
It has an arrow pointing to other people's plates that you steal from.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 08:35 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:35 PM (Jy6ww)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 08:35 PM (JziUy)
body positive activist??
Christ Almighty...
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:35 PM (Jy6ww)
A/K/A, Assistant Life Coach.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (6ooku)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (RMwSd)
The plate is funny.
And no minorities or SJW's were harmed in making that plate.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (sy5kK)
Well, fuck those plates, then.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (t6MX/)
I was watching an old Dr Who (Baker) last night and he had one of those anti-manspreading chairs on the bridge of the Tardis. Why would you do that? There is plenty of room there to spread out. Seems odd.
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (bczF/)
Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 08:37 PM (ym5eo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 08:37 PM (RMwSd)
Alternate poat title:
You Guys Are Not Gonna Believe This But THIS Post Is Real And The Post Below Is Fake
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:37 PM (Jy6ww)
dear god people get a sense of humor
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM
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I wonder if I can still order some.....they are nice.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 22, 2019 08:37 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (sy5kK)
Well, fuck those plates, then.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (t6MX/)
*snort*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 08:37 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 22, 2019 08:37 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 08:35 PM (JziUy)
Exactly. They can burn in hell. What's funny is I have a pair of Donald Trump slacks I bought there years ago, when I thought it was embarrassing, didn't like him at all, but damn it they fit great and were inexpensive. Still have 'em.
Posted by: Thot Police at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (t6MX/)
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LIVING IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (bczF/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (kbJA/)
Effem all.
Insofar as this seems entirely blue-on-blue, I'm hoping for actual body-count, not just a bunch of lip-flap.
*spits*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (pbg54)
Like, fuck macys, that's offensive that you would give the time of day to these retards
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (ym5eo)
Okay, The Poat Below Is Fake But Trust Me This Is Real
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (Jy6ww)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 08:39 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 08:39 PM (UU59y)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 22, 2019 08:39 PM (nDe2U)
Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2019 08:39 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 08:39 PM (RMwSd)
Tweeting at 9:31pm asking others about actors is like turning on the neon vacancy sign to your wife's love canal.
Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 08:37 PM (ym5eo)
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What?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 08:39 PM (bczF/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 08:39 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Massive Marxist Michael Moore at July 22, 2019 08:39 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 08:40 PM (85Gof)
Being thin feels better than anything tastes.
Posted by: ALH
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"I'll eat when I'm dead."
--Skinny heiress Daphne Guinness
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 08:40 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 08:40 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 08:40 PM (ym5eo)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (HaL55
Soylent Greens are rationed according to your political class.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at July 22, 2019 08:41 PM (Vy7tf)
Why is it that most of the people protesting these plates are fat women?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (JUOKG)
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Because they think that if they didn't feel guilty about overeating, they'd be able resist taking a third trip through the buffet line.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 08:41 PM (bczF/)
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 08:41 PM (BLFnH)
219 The origin of trap is mostly tied to anime and the manga and light novels which many are based on.
In a sort of author's arms race it became an addition to harem
scenarios (lots of women romantically interested in a male lead who is
often just self-insert fantasy) which were getting a bit stale because
every story kept repeating the same character archetypes (tsundere,
kuudere, etc).
So shows started to air where a character was drawn as an attractive
girl, often even voiced by a woman, and would be friendly to the male
main character and possibly harbor romantic feelings towards them. Then
it turns out that it was a guy all along. So anime fans quickly took
to classifying this new character archetype as a trap.
A subset of degenerate Japanese fans decided that this was just the
best thing ever, just as every previous archetype had spawned a devout
fanbase. That then spread from 2chan to 4chan and other communities as
western fans emulated Japanese fans.
Now obviously such perfectly deceptive "traps" don't exist in the
real world, but as the term gained popularity ("are traps gay?", "X is a
trap") the trans community started pretending that this was some vile
slur aimed at them (because they make such convincing women).
Completely ignoring that the subculture that spawned the term generally
fawned over trap characters and the "are traps gay?" was often a bit of
self-deprecating humor. So now SJWs consider the term hate speech and
this as trickled down into subcultures that kowtow to them.
Posted by: Sjg at July 22, 2019 08:32 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 08:41 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, waving bullshit flag at July 22, 2019 08:41 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 08:41 PM (Tnijr)
These corporate types are such sad sacks. They're so desperate to be seen as cool and with it, and they identify those things with the Left, because they were "cool" thirty years ago when they were young.
If they wanted to be cool and get people to like them today they'd pull the plates from the stores with a sarcastic apology and replace them with ones that said "scrawny hipster," "Chuck Norris," and "Jerry Nadler."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (5aX2M)
Anyone else besides me worried now the entire country knows our little secret that the "Express Lane" is really our Whites Only lane at the supermarket where we can avoid all the undesirables?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (Jy6ww)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (JUOKG)
Because white feminists want a victim status too.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow, I wish to be relevant again at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 08:41 PM (Tnijr)
Then what would my wife do?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (Jy6ww)
>>WTF is a "body positivity activist".
An activist who polices speech, etc. related to body weight/attractiveness. They're the shrews who lecture a new mom about posting a picture of their weight loss after having the baby because it promotes harmful standards for other new moms, that sort of thing.
They are scolds.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (bDqIh)
We really are getting a glimpse of history with Puritans slowly gaining control.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 08:39 PM (RMwSd)
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Or the next season's casting call for "My 600 lb Life."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (bczF/)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 08:43 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 08:43 PM (CDGwz)
Then what would my wife do?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (85Gof)
Not have sex with you?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 08:43 PM (UU59y)
By their very nature, they limit your portions. I say, do away with china! I want to see troughs! And not those pussy sized things you see in veal pens.
No, I want the King Ranch long horn cattle sized things that look like a pick up without wheels. Proper galvanized metal, so I'm not shamed by not having the latest styles or by chipping it. Take it outside and hose it off.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2019 08:44 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 08:44 PM (7bcfy)
desperate to be seen as cool and with it, and they identify those
things with the Left, because they were "cool" thirty years ago when
they were young.
If they wanted to be cool and get people to like them today they'd
pull the plates from the stores with a sarcastic apology and replace
them with ones that said "scrawny hipster," "Chuck Norris," and "Jerry
Nadler."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (5aX2M)
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They live on Twitter. They study the trends, likes, follows religiously and then report these to their bosses, who are unaware that mostly they watch cat videos on the company's dime.
So having a panic over this helps justify their salary.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 08:44 PM (bczF/)
If you don't like something, don't effin' buy it!
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (BLFnH)
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (GaOgf)
And it ain't AOC.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (85Gof)
Not have sex with you?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 08:43 PM (UU59y)
See this is where I have to make the obligatory joke about a Jewish wife
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (bczF/)
How long until that show gets shut down for discriminating against thousand-pounders?
Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 22, 2019 08:37 PM (/+bwe)
The SJW is like the Terminator:
It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel
pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (6ooku)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (6Ucez)
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (jY3BZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (kbJA/)
NEW: One of the people who reportedly witnessed the incident between Democrat Georgia State Rep. Erica Thomas and Eric Sparkes says that he did *not* hear Sparkes tell her that she needed to "go back" to where she came from.
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
LOL !
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (arJlL)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (KCxzN)
And it ain't AOC.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (o1fzk)
Jerry Nadler?
Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (tVQUs)
Jameela is a tv actress who regularly scolds celebrities for posting about weight loss. She is ALL OVER anyone (e.g. Kardashians) who instagrams about weight-loss tea and other lose weight quick products they get paid to endorse.
*You really don't want to know this exists, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (UU59y)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (nDe2U)
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (GaOgf)
You had fowah plates, you go now!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (BiNEL)
spawned by underemployed writers and random creative types in desperate
search of a hate click fueled boost to their personal brand.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (6Ucez)
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Only half? Try "all."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (bczF/)
W. -- Former president. Healthy, fit, cocaine
JW -- Clean living citizen.
SJW -- fat
Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (RBOtF)
As an aside, Macy's really has been on a run. It virtue-signaled and pulled Trump's line of neck ties in '15 and it's been downhill ever since.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (iw59Q)
Politicize all the things.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (RBOtF)
Did she change her bullshit story yet?
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (GaOgf)
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (jY3BZ)
Put the foods on a tortilla and eat the evidence.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (Jy6ww)
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She took to social networking to sincerely use that phrase. About plates.
I'm sort of fascinated by this entire bizarre act of craziness.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (RMwSd)
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (Jy6ww)
A veteran actor, Hedison portrayed Capt. Lee Crane in the long-running sci-fi television series "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" and Spencer Harrison on the daytime series "Another World."
RIP David Hedison
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (6ooku)
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (GaOgf)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (RBOtF)
Did she change her bullshit story yet?
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (GaOgf)
***************
Nope. Tripled down
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (H5knJ)
"You Can Never Be Too Rich Or Too Thin"
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (Jy6ww)
During the 80s we added too tan to that list, we were wrong.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (7bcfy)
Go figure.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (6Ucez)
remember those silly aprons
"KISS THE COOK"
That's practically a sexual predation, isn't it? Makes woman uncomfy, no?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (Jy6ww)
Hardest hit: The toaster.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 08:43 PM (CDGwz)
At least I got a break for once!
Posted by: The Chicken at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (tVQUs)
country knows our little secret that the "Express Lane" is really our
Whites Only lane at the supermarket where we can avoid all the
undesirables?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (Jy6ww)
I think the magazine/tabloid rack at the express lane has been a giveaway for a while. Better Homes, 100 Ways to Cook Lobster, Swastikas On Parade...
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (sLicW)
about weight loss. She is ALL OVER anyone (e.g. Kardashians) who
instagrams about weight-loss tea and other lose weight quick products
they get paid to endorse.
*You really don't want to know this exists, right?
She has a bit too much free time, IMO. Control-freak much, sugartits?
She is why LOLGF was created.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 08:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 08:50 PM (ykYG2)
Tlaib might be a palestinian activist masquerading as an American congressman, but she doesn't actually act like any Muslim I know--running around screaming "motherfucker!". her head uncovered, her hair and gigantic tits flopping all over the place......
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 08:50 PM (o1fzk)
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Yeah... I work for an MSE, and basically everyone in the marketing department spends about eight hours per month, in AGGREGATE, maintaining our social media presence.
It's not a real job. And I don't normally criticize any work someone does. But social media manager is not a real job, sorry.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (5aX2M)
I think the magazine/tabloid rack at the express lane has been a giveaway for a while. Better Homes, 100 Ways to Cook Lobster, Swastikas On Parade...
Posted by: clutch cargo
Is it that obvious?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (Jy6ww)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (RMwSd)
Posted by: david french at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (ykYG2)
"KISS THE COOK"
Heh. I have a trivet next to the stove that reads "kissin don't last. Cookin do."
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (85Gof)
It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel
pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (6ooku)
Once you pay the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane.
Posted by: Kipled Herring at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (TnxsG)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (RBOtF)
Did she change her bullshit story yet?
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (GaOgf)
***************
Nope. Tripled down
Posted by: redridinghood
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The Jussie Smollett Gambit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (xSo9G)
Kitteh pics.
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/
1153366674885599232
https://twitter.com/Wadsworthish/status/
1152958857838235648
Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM (HaL55)
F*** SJWs who complained about them, and F*** Macy's who caved.
Posted by: Marybeth at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM (4pK1/)
The DISRESPECT NYPD Officers are faced with today is DISGUSTING.
They are afraid to take action due to fear of public backlash and because NYC Mayor Bill De Blowsio will throw them under the bus!
Video: https://tinyurl.com/y3v9k2ny
You couldn't pay me enough to be a cop...especially in NYC.
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM (WqPYg)
Is it that obvious?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (Jy6ww)
We had a monkey thread recently that begged for your input.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM (UU59y)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 08:53 PM (YcLo4)
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Heck, I'll eat a sandwich off of a paper towel in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (RMwSd) "
This !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 08:53 PM (pbg54)
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 22, 2019 08:53 PM (yuF4N)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 08:53 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM (XKZwp)
Muffin top?
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 08:53 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (RBOtF)
Last night she was all over the local news, tonight she was no where to be found.
I messaged the local news station yesterday with a couple of stories about the incident from PJ Media and The Gateway Pundit.
I guess they figured out that this was Jessie Smollett redux.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (GaOgf)
I swear half of all these viral outrage stories are spawned by underemployed writers and random creative types in desperate search of a hate click fueled boost to their personal brand.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
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They're all over the place. I see them on Twitter all the time, trying desperately to look clever. "I'm a writer! Hire me to write something!" So you get these "articles" in the WaPo and Salon about "How Rerouting My Daily Commute Changed My World" and "I Carry Handkerchiefs" and "Diapers Are God's Way of Telling Us That Things Can Get Dirty."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (Jy6ww)
And AOC is even lighter.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: JoeF.
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They find her useful. Just as Hitler found Rohm useful.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (PUmDY)
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And Samuel L. Jackson will be in all three.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (RMwSd)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 08:55 PM (2DOZq)
Kitteh pics.
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/
1153366674885599232
https://twitter.com/Wadsworthish/status/
1152958857838235648
Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM (Dh1wo)
I throw myself at the mercy of the court.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 08:55 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 08:55 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (BqBId) "
You should be so lucky.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 08:55 PM (pbg54)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 22, 2019 08:55 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM (2DOZq)
And Samuel L. Jackson will be in all three.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie
You misspelled Morgan Freeman.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM (T6t7i)
Note: They don't treat diabetes or heart attacks for free but it is not societies job to suggest people not get fat?
Posted by: Anchovy at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM (srWwQ)
Tlaib might be a palestinian activist masquerading as an American congressman, but she doesn't actually act like any Muslim I know--running around screaming "motherfucker!". her head uncovered, her hair and gigantic tits flopping all over the place......
Posted by: JoeF.
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She yelled "motherfucker" in her faith tradition.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM (13CQC)
Not all are fatties:
https://www.instagram.com/jameelajamilofficial/
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM (GaOgf)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 08:57 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM (2DOZq)
*takes notes*
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 08:57 PM (UU59y)
I wouldn't be surprised if @steak_umm already knows.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 08:57 PM (YcLo4)
You couldn't pay me enough to be a cop...especially in NYC.
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM
Sick. This is not going to end well.
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 08:57 PM (BLFnH)
Is the new Mayor of Chicago Todd Bridges??
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (BqBId)
Grady from Sanford and Son
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 08:57 PM (6ooku)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 08:50 PM (o1fzk)
+++++
And it seems that her and Omar are all for abortion up thru birth. Last time I looked, I thought that was something frowned upon by Muslims... What do I know.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at July 22, 2019 08:57 PM (2sCft)
cedarford.blogspot.com/
Posted by: david french at July 22, 2019 08:58 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at July 22, 2019 08:57 PM (2sCft)
Murdering infidels.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 08:58 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:59 PM (Jy6ww)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 08:59 PM (UU59y)
https://www.instagram.com/jameelajamilofficial/
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM
She is the BFF who tries to get you to have ice cream with her and go somewhere other than the gym.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 22, 2019 08:59 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 08:59 PM (o1fzk)
time I looked, I thought that was something frowned upon by Muslims...
What do I know.
You expect logical consistency and principle from our domestic enemies. I think I've found the problem...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 08:59 PM (HaL55)
Note: They don't treat diabetes or heart attacks for free but it is not societies job to suggest people not get fat?
Posted by: Anchovy
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That's why NYC outlawed Big Gulps.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 09:00 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 09:00 PM (RMwSd)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:00 PM (bbLrU)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:00 PM (bbLrU)
The Brady Bunch. Plane Crash.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 09:00 PM (13CQC)
Not on 42 street
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (RBOtF)
For the infidels? Entirely Kosher.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 08:59 PM (o1fzk) "
Boom.
This.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (pbg54)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 09:02 PM (YcLo4)
https://www.instagram.com/jameelajamilofficial/
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM
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Her ego is bigger than Jerry Nadler. Her ego has a princess locked in frozen carbonite somewhere.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 09:02 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:02 PM (o1fzk)
Girl spawn picks up assassin kitty and asks me..
Did men come to cats or did cats come to men?
Kitty turns head suddenly to stare at girl as if to say, "wait what? This question offends me. we do not submit to inferior creatures "
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 09:02 PM (myjNJ)
They are for destroying western civilization, so they are big supporters of every deviant/decadent lifestyle *for westerners*.
Omar loves to promote the transgender stuff.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 09:02 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:03 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (1g7ch)
++++
That Triggly Puff Platter would certainly help me with my portion control. Yuck!
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at July 22, 2019 09:03 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 09:03 PM (dKiJG)
She held a press conference today
https://tinyurl.com/y4ok953o
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (RBOtF)
She's linebacker big, baby!
She's also fundraising off this and hoping to fun for higher office with all the new name recognition.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 09:03 PM (GaOgf)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 09:03 PM (dKiJG)
Nobody else wants them.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (GaOgf)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (JgA4k)
That and arranged marriages.
But mostly Tlaib.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (bbLrU)
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:03 PM (n13/j)
My daughter used to work there. Came home crying every day
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (85Gof)
Her areolas must be the size of those Macy* s plates at top.....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: vmom check out this KU deal at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at July 22, 2019 09:03 PM
It needs to have her photo on it, that would make me lose my appetite.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (Tnijr)
-Erdogan (the Turkish asshole sultan wannabe) has a heart attack.
-Bella Thorne comes out as 'Pan sexual'. Does that mean she likes dudes with really hairy legs? If so, 'Hello there, Miss!'
-Comey may not have been on the up and up?!?
What is this world coming to?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (CR79h)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:04
Where didn't you get the tag?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (UU59y)
as funny dentists like to ask patients, after the pain injection. Or in this case Macy's, after promoting eating disorders.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (Cus5s)
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If that was in Idiocracy it would be too far out to be funny.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (hjaPQ)
My cousin was their head fashion buyer for years.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (bbLrU)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 09:02 PM
Wendy's tried, but it is mean. Steak Umm can be funny, self-effacing, and even inspiring. The dinosaur videos were great!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (1g7ch)
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You're thinking of half an oil drum.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (5aX2M)
Her areolas must be the size of those Macy* s plates at top.....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (o1fzk)
+++++
Thanks for that vision, bro. Did you need to go there...?
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (2sCft)
Her areolas must be the size of those Macy* s plates at top.....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (o1fzk)
She showed off her tits? What some people won't do for attention.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (GaOgf)
Gotta be blackmail, right?
Maybe Weiner knows some weapons grade gossip about the Clintons, and Huma won't give Hillary the green light to murder the father of her children, or something.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (YcLo4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (RMwSd)
Here in the valley. I will have to travel to a section where I can punch my General Tag with a Cow, if I want to shoot an elk.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (bbLrU)
What did I miss with steak um?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie
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ATTN Steak-Umm cult followers
here are the guidelines to our new world order:
- bless everyone even our idiot college intern steve
- no hot pockets
- saying "is it steak? umm.." may land you in the dungeon
- beef memes are currency
- RT everything so I can keep my job
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this account peaked in 2017 sorry everybody
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i am the alpha and the omega
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apparently there 's a trailer for a movie about CATS but I haven't seen it .. I just think cats in general are looking pretty good thank You for your patience in this time
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (n13/j)
I don't care how big your asshole is that's gotta hurt.
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (Tnijr)
Shouldn't the proper usage be 'Why don't you try having sex with your wife ONCE IN A WHILE?', not 'once and a while?'
Although I guess the second may be true based on the facts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (CR79h)
What is next, silverware?
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 22, 2019 08:53 PM (yuF4N)
I don't remember it exactly, but isn't there a saying, "Blaming guns for killing is like blaming spoons for making you fat"?
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (sdi6R)
I did get a doe tag for my place...so 2 deer on the rifle tags and still a chance at antelope in the 700s.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (bbLrU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (PUmDY)
She really digs flute players. As in, "groupie." Ian Anderson prolly has a restraining order against her.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (HaL55)
Weiner is just plain fucked. He's not going anywhere except Fort Marcy Park.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (o1fzk)
The Rock kneeling during the anthem and another steroid wrestler saying he would body slam Trump.
Let's just start the party already.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (2DOZq)
-
They can't be required to testify against each other that way, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (RMwSd)
LOL, it's not like everyone is required to actually BUY them.
It's cute humor, with a bit of wisdom built in.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (vEIlU)
"WTF is it with Wiener and his wife getting back together?"
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Possible MistakeNews. Boxes were seen going in...or possibly out. So either he's leaving or he's moving back in. Reports vary.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Shep! at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (ykYG2)
Here in the valley. I will have to travel to a section where I can punch my General Tag with a Cow, if I want to shoot an elk.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:06
Sorry man. Who doesn't want to shoot an elk?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (UU59y)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (o1fzk)
Stores don't cater to old people with money. They cater to teenagers who shoplift.
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (GaOgf)
No. That is surprising. (and cool) Those two have a pretty rocky relationship.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (bbLrU)
She's erotically drawn to cookware
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (JgA4k)
Not that I thought he was president, but those mooks have constantly associated Kennedy with the landing because of something he said in probably his inaugural address.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (LPWLR)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at July 22, 2019 09:03 PM
It needs to have her photo on it, that would make me lose my appetite.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (7bcfy)
++++
Those jiggling under-biceps are forever seared on my hippocampus!!
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (6/uwW)
They are for destroying western civilization, so they are big supporters of every deviant/decadent lifestyle *for westerners*.
Omar loves to promote the transgender stuff.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 09:02 PM (bDqIh) "
Old Soviet Union was all the same.
For internal consumption, not so much.
Putin (ex-KGB) following that tradition.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (pbg54)
Soon the cops will cease policing those areas where they are not wanted.
Then the real fun starts.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (l0HIT)
-Bella Thorne comes out as 'Pan sexual'. Does that mean she likes dudes with really hairy legs? If so, 'Hello there, Miss!'
She's really into Zamfir
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (6ooku)
I'd like to kill one, eventually.
Really though, I'd rather have the Antelope tags guaranteed than the Elk Tag.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (bbLrU)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (vEIlU)
I don't see what the big deal is either. If you don't like them don't buy them.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (n13/j)
I miss horse shoes. And Lawn darts. They both added an element of danger that discouraged (or encouraged) stupid shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (CR79h)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (GbPPJ)
Aren't you already in control of this with Instapot?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (UU59y)
Maybe Weiner knows some weapons grade gossip about the Clintons, and Huma won't give Hillary the green light to murder the father of her children, or something.
Posted by: Wa
I wonder if he had anything to do with Epstein?
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (2DOZq)
turns out molester weiner had more kompromat than revealed on the laptop. After seeing his video of Huma eating (with) Hillary, she decided to reconcile. Huma still gets to help push Israel into the sea, Anthony still gets to text young girls ... and they lived seditiously ever after.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (Cus5s)
Gotta be blackmail, right?
Maybe Weiner knows some weapons grade gossip about the Clintons, and Huma won't give Hillary the green light to murder the father of her children, or something.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (YcLo4)
Anything can happen. I heard that Bobbitt guy got back with his wife.
Apparently he has no hard feelings.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 09:11 PM (BJKQV)
217 I am getting sick of this ubiquitous corn hole. In my day we called
it Horse Shoes and liked it! And with this new bs, no clank, no clank at
all.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (n13/j)
I miss horse shoes. And Lawn darts. They both added an element of danger that discouraged (or encouraged) stupid shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (CR79h)
everything is soft now.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:11 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (ykYG2)
Bet your ass he has a backup copy of all the Hillary emails...
and another one of all the pedo pr0n!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 09:11 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 09:11 PM (RMwSd)
I'd like to kill one, eventually.
Really though, I'd rather have the Antelope tags guaranteed than the Elk Tag.
Pronghorns? I tried to eat some once.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (UU59y)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at July 22, 2019 09:09 P
Projecting that video onto my refrigerator would be helpful.
Part of me feels sorry for her because she obviously has mental problems.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (7bcfy)
Kinda puts those old Tupperware parties in a whole new light.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (YcLo4)
AOC has bigger tits, but Huma keeps her mouth shut....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (o1fzk)
Hmmm, talk about the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea.
I'd have to give the nod to Huma. More pretty face. Although both are repulsive as human beings.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (CR79h)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (PUmDY)
Who is hotter? AOC or Huma?
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Being female I can't judge heat, but I think both of those women are very attractive.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (sdi6R)
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I'm tired of spending half my paychecks on arms and ammo, just to be firepower-shamed by the Left. It's disgusting. I'm deeply offended as a pew-pewsitivity activist.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (5aX2M)
New Yawk is getting what it deserves.
Soon the cops will cease policing those areas where they are not wanted.
Then the real fun starts.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (Z+IKu)
I'm from NY and I just want them to get it real good. Like running start at their squeekhole good.Sorry NY rons
oh and MN. Keep being retarded so i can laugh myself to sleep every night.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (l0HIT)
Btw, if you want to get dust in your eyes, google the speech Nixon had written and ready to go in case the astronauts DIDN' T make it back.....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 09:13 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:1
I agree. My husband and his friends still play horseshoes. We live in a cowboy area.
Lawn darts were fun.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (7bcfy)
No, you should only buy them if they're mandatory, and never if they appeal to your sense of humor!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (RMwSd)
I don't remember it exactly, but isn't there a saying, "Blaming guns for killing is like blaming spoons for making you fat"?
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (sdi6R)
I though it was forks but spoons are for ice cream so there's that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (l0HIT)
So I guess it depends which side of the "crazy versus hot" scale she falls on.
YMMV.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (YcLo4)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (13CQC)
They have some strange relationship. It has to be so they can't testify against each other.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 09:15 PM (dKiJG)
Macy*s started going down hill when they started catering to hood rats....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (o1fzk)
It really took a downturn after they shitcanned that Kringle guy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 09:15 PM (6ooku)
Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 09:15 PM (ym5eo)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (7bcfy)
Sure until they're sharpened and thrown at the other team and....never mind.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:15 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 09:02 PM
Wendy's tried, but it is mean. Steak Umm can be funny, self-effacing, and even inspiring. The dinosaur videos were great!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (/+bwe)
The things you learn here. I didn't even know there was a steak ums account. Wendy's has been pretty funny.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:15 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 09:15 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (2DOZq)
She only only gets the bug eyes when she gets excited...
So, umm, no.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 09:15 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 09:16 PM (RMwSd)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (NWiLs)
++++++
I'm the first to admit I'm fat. I need to lose some weight and that's just a fact, and I would be much healthier in many ways if I did so. Not "body shaming" me won't change those facts.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at July 22, 2019 09:16 PM (2sCft)
Some of the best fun that unsupervised eight year old boys will ever have!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 09:16 PM (YcLo4)
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (sdi6R)
This body positivity thing pisses me off. Being morbidly obese is not beautiful, healthy or good.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah but if you are adrift at sea in a lifeboat you'll die last.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (hjaPQ)
how sad is this?
Posted by: willow at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (o1fzk)
Bet Huma wears the strap-on in her relationships.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (2DOZq)
Wait - what are you saying?
Posted by: Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (O4I3S)
This body positivity thing pisses me off. Being morbidly obese is not beautiful, healthy or good.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah but if you are adrift at sea in a lifeboat you'll die last.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (l0HIT)
First to get eaten.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: willow at July 22, 2019 09:18 PM (r/xAU)
Oh great, so she's like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.
Posted by: Shep! at July 22, 2019 09:18 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 09:18 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (o1fzk)
I'd hire either for a housemaid or cook. That's it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:18 PM (O4I3S)
Apparently he has no hard feelings.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 09:11 PM (BJKQV)
Rim shot
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 09:19 PM (LPWLR)
First to get eaten.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (NWiLs)
LMAO...when I wrote that i thought of the followup line and thought."nope, it won't get by him."faith man.*fistbump*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:19 PM (l0HIT)
I'm a gonna listen to the "In the Mouth of Madness" theme because, gosh darn it, fellows, I feel I have earned such a thing.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 22, 2019 09:19 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (GZCaY)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:19 PM (l0HIT)
Heh. *fistbump*
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (NWiLs)
Btw,
if you want to get dust in your eyes, google the speech Nixon had
written and ready to go in case the astronauts DIDN' T make it back.....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (o1fzk)
Watch a Nixon Kennedy debate if you want to see how men used to debate each other. Watch and Eisenhower press conference to see how the press used to act.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (n13/j)
Let's just start the party already.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (2DOZq)
No shit.
If (as seems increasingly likely) it's gotta go that way I'd really appreciate it happening while I can still run a mile without blowing a fucking aneurysm and see my fucking front sight without bifocals.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (pbg54)
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (sdi6R)
I'm horrible. I try to sand closer than allowed, then the men say okay, go back with the other ladies.
(I almost said I suck at horseshoes, but I caught myself)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (NWiLs)
Or to be trolled as bait.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (O4I3S)
Apparently he has no hard feelings.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 09:11 PM (BJKQV)
Rim shot
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 09:19 PM (LPWLR)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (438dO)
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (AbD8x)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (GZCaY)
He's got THREE doors on his house.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:22 PM (O4I3S)
I've always heard that fat people are harder to kidnap, so Donny won't be the only one having two scoops for dessert tonight.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (AbD8x)
Huh. easier to catch but a bitch to throw in the back of the van.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:22 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 09:22 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 09:22 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (BiNEL)
Figured someone would. {tips cap}
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 09:23 PM (LPWLR)
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 09:23 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:23 PM (NWiLs)
it's up to you.
Posted by: willow at July 22, 2019 09:23 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:23 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (myjNJ)
I've always heard that fat people are harder to kidnap, so Donny won't be the only one having two scoops for dessert tonight.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (AbD8x)
You beat me by an anorexic's waistline.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2019 09:23 PM (AbD8x)
Posted by: Jame Gumb at July 22, 2019 09:23 PM (ykYG2)
307 I've always heard that fat people are harder to kidnap, so Donny won't be the only one having two scoops for dessert tonight.
-
Holy crap, what just happened there? That's maybe one of the best hordemind instances I've ever seen.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 09:24 PM (RMwSd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (CR79h)
One word: optometry.
I don't think either of them is the slightest bit attractive.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:24 PM (O4I3S)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:24 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: trapper's girl at July 22, 2019 09:24 PM (xmXBk)
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 09:23 PM (UUkQp)
Well, at least the scooter chair people are powering through!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 09:24 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 09:25 PM (Tnijr)
Some of the best fun that unsupervised eight year old boys will ever have!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 09:16 PM (YcLo4)
That and the wonder of discovering your Dad's girly mag stash. With the internet, young dudes miss out on that sense of wonder.
I also wonder how many guys 'type' was set at that point? It is between that and the first lady who does naughty type things with you (although I think the latter holds far more weight.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:25 PM (CR79h)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:24 PM (O4I3S)
I don't either. AOC has crazy eyes.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:25 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 09:26 PM (UUkQp)
Rather eerie, eh wot?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 09:26 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: willow at July 22, 2019 09:26 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:26 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 09:23 PM (UUkQp)
Or see the morbidly obese waddle into the gym, and do those desultory 10 lbs. sets of leg extensions - usually about four or five reps - before spending the next ten minutes sitting on the gear, gazing at their phones?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:26 PM (O4I3S)
Watch a Nixon Kennedy debate if you want to see how men used to debate each other. Watch and Eisenhower press conference to see how the press used to act.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (n13/j)
And watch Eisenhower's farewell speech (only about 15 minutes long) to see when Presidents spoke to the American people as rational, intelligent adults.
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 09:24 PM (RMwSd)
Is the space time continuum still intact?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 09:28 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (n13/j)
This. Adlai Stevenson would be a rabid conservative in the modern Dem party.
For my bet, I would place my money on Adlai.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:28 PM (CR79h)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:26 PM (l0HIT)
https://youtu.be/x67jtMPfdTw
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:28 PM (7bcfy)
I don't think either of them is the slightest bit attractive.
Neither do I. I just get a really creepy vibe from both of them.
Humina gives me the heebies and Ass-Mouf gives me the jeebies.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 09:28 PM (HaL55)
😬
4- Funny plates.
3- If they were serious it'd be stupid - one muscle-building person's snack is some weight-watcher's meal.
2- Never apologize to the perpetually outraged. Double down, offer the set at a discount with the codeword "fatty."
1- Macy's still exists?
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for a story at July 22, 2019 09:29 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (o1fzk)
Great marketing. Everyone knows that people on EBT have lots of disposable income.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:29 PM (O4I3S)
Not "oink?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:29 PM (O4I3S)
For my bet, I would place my money on Adlai.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:28 PM (CR79h)
A rabid Adlai Stevenson would make "Madly for Adlai" a reality.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 09:30 PM (GZCaY)
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (n13/j)
I like when Nixon said he supported the working man like FDR and Kennedy said He knew FDR, FDR was a Friend of His and you're no FDR.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 09:30 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:30 PM (PUmDY)
Been in Macy's exactly once. Outrageously expensive crap I could get anywhere else a lot cheaper. It was nothing special.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 09:32 PM (HaL55)
...
When your self-selected job title induces a red squiggly line in any modern text editor, you may... just may... be a jackass.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 09:32 PM (Ct55T)
Roosevelt wouldn't have given that snot-nosed mick parvenu the time of day. Kennedy was 28 when Roosevelt croaked.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (O4I3S)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:30 PM (PUmDY
Wait until they listen to the lyrics Brown Sugar.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (7bcfy)
how men used to debate each other. Watch and Eisenhower press conference
to see how the press used to act.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (n13/j)
And watch Eisenhower's farewell speech (only about 15 minutes long)
to see when Presidents spoke to the American people as rational,
intelligent adults.
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:27 PM (sdi6R)
I studied Eisenhower a bit in college. As the years go by, he only grows in my estimation.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (n13/j)
https://youtu.be/x67jtMPfdTw
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:28 PM (7bcfy)
I cannot stop laughing! thank you CG!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Chris M at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: J Biden Sniffy gives me a stiffy... at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (0LXU2)
THAT'S
NOT
FUNNY!!!!
*fade to credits and theme music*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 09:34 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:03 PM (n13/j)
not a good idea to tell half of your customer base to Eff off, which is exactly what they did when they tossed Trump labeled clothing in 2015.
I used to spend a lot of money there, but nothing in the last 4 years.
Not a cent.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 09:34 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:35 PM (PUmDY)
334 Watch a Nixon Kennedy debate if you want to see how men used to
debate each other. Watch and Eisenhower press conference to see how the
press used to act.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (n13/j)
I like when Nixon said he supported the working man like FDR and
Kennedy said He knew FDR, FDR was a Friend of His and you're no FDR.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 09:30 PM (2DOZq)
He stole that from Warren Harding
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:35 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: MR. KIM at July 22, 2019 09:35 PM (lMn1U)
Bit early in the week to be huffing this much paint, nu?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 22, 2019 09:35 PM (ykYG2)
Been in Macy's exactly once. Outrageously expensive crap I could get anywhere else a lot cheaper. It was nothing special.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 09:32 PM (HaL55)
I actually like Macy's for Men's clothes. They have good sales and some quality off label stuff that's probably made specifically for them.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 09:36 PM (2DOZq)
Hungry every minute of the day
Roly poly, gnawin' on a bisquit
Long as he can chew it it's ok
He can eat an aple pie
And never bat an eye
He likes everything from soup to hay
Roly Poly, daddy's little fatty
Bet he's gonna be a man somedayRoly Poly, scrambled eggs for breakfast
Bread and jelly 20 times a day
Roly Poly, eats a hearty dinner...
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:36 PM (l0HIT)
I studied Eisenhower a bit in college. As the years go by, he only grows in my estimation.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (n13/j)
I haven't really studied him, but he has parallels to George Washington. He was a victorious general, then served two terms as President, then voluntarily stepped down and walked away from power.
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:37 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 09:37 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Recrap Erdogan at July 22, 2019 09:38 PM (flINI)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:38 PM (bbLrU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:40 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 09:40 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (n13/j)
I haven't really studied him, but he has parallels to George
Washington. He was a victorious general, then served two terms as
President, then voluntarily stepped down and walked away from power.
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:37 PM (sdi6R)
he served in some really dangerous times. His Sec of State J.F. Dulles may have broken the mold. There was some really high wire stuff going on in international relations.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:41 PM (n13/j)
I studied Eisenhower a bit in college. As the years go by, he only grows in my estimation.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (n13/j)
Imagine the balls it took for Stevenson to run against.
"What has Eisenhower ever done to show his leadership?"
"Uh ... defeated the Nazis? Saved the free world? What have you ever done?"
"I was governor of Illinois, and I didn't get convicted."
"Oh. OK."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:41 PM (O4I3S)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:41 PM (O4I3S)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:41 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Emmie at July 22, 2019 09:41 PM (4HMW8)
Does anyone think maybe the Mueller testimony won't happen on Wednesday?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 09:42 PM (13CQC)
Washington. He was a victorious general, then served two terms as
President, then voluntarily stepped down and walked away from power.
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:37 PM (sdi6R)
His home at Gettysburg is something to see. It is run by the National Park service. I bet most that visit Gettysburg don't even know it is there.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:42 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 09:42 PM (PkVlr)
Been there. No. you must have been a smoker and couldn't taste anything
Posted by: Dempsy at July 22, 2019 09:43 PM (GFYHx)
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2019 09:43 PM (ZfRYq)
Whom was Macy's forcing to buy these plates?
Posted by: Emmie at July 22, 2019 09:41 PM (4HMW
Thank you Emmie. I thought they were shaming people who were dieting by pulling the plates. H8rs.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:43 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 09:43 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:38 PM (bbLrU)
So they sell stuff at (desired price)*(monthly interest rate)^36 and offer no interest financing? Great deal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:43 PM (O4I3S)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2019 09:44 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:44 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist! at July 22, 2019 09:44 PM (UUBmN)
"Oh. OK."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:41 PM (O4I3S)
I hear ya, but you have to admit, that is something.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:44 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:44 PM (n13/j)
It IS a rare achievement, to be fair.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:45 PM (O4I3S)
Oh shit that was funny
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22,
Ace posted videos of steel panther. I really want to see them at the House of Blues.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:45 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2019 09:45 PM (jY3BZ)
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2019 09:43 PM (ZfRYq)
He is pretty old.
"Natural Causes" would be credible.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 09:45 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 09:46 PM (BLFnH)
As long as you are responsible, yep.
Miss the payments and I imagine you are not so happy.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:46 PM (bbLrU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:46 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 09:47 PM (PkVlr)
Hi Insom!
I guess you're out of the shower.
*wiggles butt*
* POUNCE *
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 09:47 PM (PkVlr)
Puts hand over eyes. OK you two...just..really...stop.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:48 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:30 PM (PUmDY
Wait until they listen to the lyrics Brown Sugar.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (7bcfy)
Not to mention Under My Thumb.
Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2019 09:48 PM (ed8K1)
And FREE TIBET while you're at it! Posted by: Tami
You never see "Free Tibet" stickers any more. It used to be a cool Buddhist West Coast thing. But China did to Tibet what Democrats want to do with Open Borders.
Wiki: "Critics cite the government-sponsored migration of large numbers of Han Chinese into the Tibet Autonomous Region as a major component of sinicization.
According to the government of Tibet in exile, Chinese policy has resulted in the disappearance of elements of Tibetan culture; this has been called "cultural genocide",.
The government in exile says that the policies intend to make Tibet an integral part of China and control desire for Tibetan self-determination."
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 22, 2019 09:49 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (7bcfy)
Not to mention Under My Thumb.
Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2019 09:48 PM (ed8K1)
Music at a Trump rally?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:49 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 09:49 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:50 PM (PUmDY)
Eliza Dushku
Kate Upton
Meghan McCain
Amy Schumer
Rosie O'Donnell
Then watch them reply LOLGF to all the Twitter mobs.
When you get down to it, what percentage of the population actually knows there's some sort of outrage?
Posted by: kbdabear at July 22, 2019 09:50 PM (qAR6u)
Cannibal Bob,
Nope!
Btw, cheers!
*clinks glass*
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 09:49 PM (PkVlr)
Lol...love you both nurse and cheers to you both.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:50 PM (l0HIT)
Whom was Macy's forcing to buy these plates?
Posted by: Emmie
======
It's not the buying. It's the SEEING. It's like that movie with Sandra Bullock where you have to get blindfolded to go into town for supplies or else those Things will show themselves and you'll go mad and kill everyone and then commit suicide.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 09:50 PM (13CQC)
Thanks, amigo. If I was holding a glass I'd raise it!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:50 PM (PUmDY)
Those are both great songs.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:52 PM (7bcfy)
Thanks, amigo. If I was holding a glass I'd raise it!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:52 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 09:53 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 09:53 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:50 PM (PUmDY)
Those are both great songs.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:52
But they are perfectly fine with any rap songs.
Retards.
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 09:54 PM (BLFnH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
I think "pan-sexual" is woke-speak for "bisexual".
Because "bisexual" implies there are only two sexes.
Posted by: mikeski at July 22, 2019 09:54 PM (P1f+c)
BTW,
Blonde Mortician, OM had a gorgeous picture of you on the Morning Rant.
You're stunning.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 09:53 PM (PkVlr)
WHAT??!!!!
be right back.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:54 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Joe Sr. was the first Chairman of the SEC after Roosevelt created it. Kind of like making the fox guard the henhouse.
And then he made him Ambassador to Great Britain, and it was so bad (Joe Sr. was so anti-British) that the PM actually asked for him to be recalled. Which he was. What an ass.
So yes, it is possible that FDR did actually know John Kennedy.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 22, 2019 09:56 PM (S6Pax)
Retards.
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 09:54 PM (BLFnH)
Cardi B is totally classy. Not problematic at all.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:56 PM (7bcfy)
Blonde Mortician, OM had a gorgeous picture of you on the Morning Rant.
You're stunning.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 09:53 PM (PkVlr)
Hoooooly mooooley.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:56 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Infidel
I don't think the ass pain would be caused by the tank, but I'm not a plumber.
Posted by: mikeski at July 22, 2019 09:57 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
It means she shops at Williams-Sonoma for sex toys.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:58 PM (NWiLs)
movie with Sandra Bullock where you have to get blindfolded to go into
town for supplies or else those Things will show themselves and you'll
go mad and kill everyone and then commit suicide.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 09:50 PM (13CQC)
Oh so that is what The Blind Side was about. I never saw it.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:58 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives
Yeah, once the Chinese completed the railroad line into Tibet, it was only a matter of time.
Now Tibet is kind of a Disneyland destination for regular Chinese. Let's go see the monks in Tibet!!
Kind of tragic and comical at the same time.
When I was in China in 2001, one of the Chinese guys traveling with our group was talking excitedly about visiting Tibet one day. He thought it would be cool.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 22, 2019 09:59 PM (S6Pax)
Even after admitting she set guys up to rob them. What a wonderful role model for today's yoots.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 09:59 PM (HaL55)
Cardi B is totally classy. Not problematic at all.
Even after admitting she set guys up to rob them. What a wonderful role model for today's yoots.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 09:59 PM (HaL55)
That was yesterday BB.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 10:00 PM (l0HIT)
Missing of course was any context--about how Mueller said everything he could say in his report and can't change it now. Also missing was the fact that they held an impeachment vote the other day which went nowhere.
Nope, the only thing that matters is the Narrative. Got to keep it going.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 10:00 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 10:00 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 22, 2019 10:01 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 10:01 PM (BLFnH)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 22, 2019 10:01 PM (ykYG2)
BTW,
Blonde Mortician, OM had a gorgeous picture of you on the Morning Rant.
You're stunning.
Posted by: Nurse ratched
=====
??? I never sent my pic to anyone.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 10:01 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 10:01 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:01 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (n13/j)
I Haven't really studied him, but he has parallels to George Washington. He was a victorious general, then served two terms as President, then voluntarily stepped down and walked away from power. Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:37 PM (sdi6R)
Plus, both banged the brown starfish of serious hottie sidepieces...
Posted by: Truth Hurts at July 22, 2019 10:02 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 10:01 PM (13CQC)
Well if thats not you in the twitter feed don't tell me. Lie to me.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 10:02 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 10:02 PM (BLFnH)
That was yesterday BB.
Them, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:01 PM (HaL55)
Lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 10:03 PM (l0HIT)
How you doing? Good to see you posting here. Hope all is well. Crops doing good this year?
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 22, 2019 10:03 PM (45iRS)
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 10:02 PM (BLFnH)
You do realize how totally skeevy that sounds, right?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 10:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 10:02 PM (BLFnH)
He's really nice. I know one of his siblings.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 10:04 PM (7bcfy)
Guaranteed.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 10:05 PM (o1fzk)
More I learned all my history from Howard Zinn I suppose. or some other new wave bullshitter.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 10:05 PM (n13/j)
BTW,
Blonde Mortician, OM had a gorgeous picture of you on the Morning Rant.
You're stunning.
Posted by: Nurse ratched
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LOL, when I first saw that pic I did think, "Me!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 10:06 PM (13CQC)
Did men come to cats or did cats come to men?
Kitty turns head suddenly to stare at girl as if to say, "wait what? This question offends me. we do not submit to inferior creatures "
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 09:02 PM (myjN
answer is likely neither. Cats came to the food supply stores of people thousands of years ago chasing rats and mice. People appreciated the rodent control and a mutual benefit relationship resulted.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2019 10:06 PM (FTPn0)
How you doing? Good to see you posting here. Hope all is well. Crops doing good this year?
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 22, 2019 10:03 PM (45iRS)
How are you holding up is the question. I've been lurking.
We are doing well.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 10:06 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Eromero
lol. No. It was leaking from the gasket that is between the tank and bowl. It's only 44 years old. I may as well do the other one too. Our family has bad luck with water. We call it the ****** curse.
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 10:06 PM (BLFnH)
I think The Stones are still popular with aging boomers and once they're
gone--along with Mick and the boys--the SJW's will deal with their
misogynistic lyrics.....
Guaranteed.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 10:05 PM (o1fzk)
Didn't a coupla Stones swing both ways Joe? Cause that may save them.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 10:06 PM (l0HIT)
Well if thats not you in the twitter feed don't tell me. Lie to me.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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Heeheeheeheehee. I don't remember signing a release for that photo. Must call my manager.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 10:07 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 10:02 PM (BLFnH)
He's really nice. I know one of his siblings.
He's a great actor who knows how to spot a good script. You can tell him I said that.
Then he'll go, "Who?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:07 PM (HaL55)
Then he'll go, "Who?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:07 PM (HaL55)
I will when I see him. I guarantee you he would fit in here.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 10:09 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 10:07 PM (13CQC)
Ok then BM...stunning...... as all ettes are of course...
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 10:09 PM (l0HIT)
Heck have my DNA done by ancestry and I have a fair amount of Iberian ancestry. I think I'm going to climb that I'm in Hispanic now.
Lol, my wife just asked me what's a pansexual. My response was going to post. I should have just said mentally ill seeking attention.
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 22, 2019 10:10 PM (45iRS)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 10:10 PM (dUJdY)
Then he'll go, "Who?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law a
Yea, they have/had a place near here. Never heard an unkind word about either. On the other hand, I ran into Ricky Schroeder at a local restaurant years ago.. What an ass hole.
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 10:10 PM (BLFnH)
Posted by: 'Soldier' at July 22, 2019 10:11 PM (ykYG2)
Too bad he caught all that grief when he stood up for gun owners years back. That's not forgotten either.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:12 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 10:12 PM (o1fzk)
Projection isn't just a river in Japan.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 10:12 PM (LPWLR)
*winks at BM*
yeah, I know, I'm married too.
Its called 'sport flirting'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 10:12 PM (l0HIT)
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 22, 2019
We may be related. I'm Portuguese. My brother did the dna test and it was something like half Iberian Peninsula.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 10:13 PM (7bcfy)
And FREE TIBET while you're at it!
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (cF8AT)
Hey!!!
Posted by: free tibet at July 22, 2019 10:13 PM (TQyCa)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:14 PM (HaL55)
Doing as well as can be expected it's been 12 weeks now since I busted the ankle. Talk to a friend who had a less serious break and we concluded the docks just lie to you about recovering time cuz they don't want you to get bummed out.
I cannot put weight on that foot which is a great relief. My friend said it took him 7 months to be decently recovered.
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 22, 2019 10:15 PM (45iRS)
Its called 'sport flirting'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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Keep up your moves, use them on Mrs Cannibal, she likes it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 10:15 PM (13CQC)
I have a friend who used to be really fat in college. She is definitely not now. However, she was harassed and it was awful. She is now kind of tired of celebrating morbidly obese women in tiny clothes. As am I.
Add in "all gay, all the time," which is also getting to her, and you have someone who is moving closer to center.
Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 22, 2019 10:16 PM (AkkRZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 10:16 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:12 PM (HaL55)
He's a hunter. I felt bad when that happened and I hope he didn't lose too much work because of that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 10:16 PM (7bcfy)
an unkind word about either. On the other hand, I ran into Ricky
Schroeder at a local restaurant years ago.. What an ass hole.
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 10:10 PM (BLFnH)
not Newt! but to be fair, most celebs i have met were disappointing. And these were very minor celebs, like travel and cooking folk. You can throw in the local weatherman too. I think many of these guys are on guard all the time, it must suck in a way.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 10:16 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 22, 2019 10:16 PM (ZqRa6)
Even the legendary Eric Clapton makes a dud album occasionally. Can't think of anything really bad KR's been in a long time.\-----------------------------
Even Death Proof is severely underrated. I wish James Madison would do a thing on it. But his tastes on mine diverge 180 degrees so he probably hates it.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 10:16 PM (LPWLR)
Posted by: Fritz at July 22, 2019 10:17 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 10:18 PM (NWiLs)
Bella revealed how she was sexually abused while working for Disney from age 6-14.
Bell is a mess. It's sad.
Funny how her fellow Disney tv star, Miley Cyrus, also came out as pansexual a while back, and she's also messed up, and exhibitionist.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 10:18 PM (bDqIh)
You and yours have been in my prayers. I was so sorry to hear of your injury.
My friend fell and broke her ankle, bone sticking out. She's doing great now but it was a tough recovery.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 10:18 PM (7bcfy)
Farmer, I just got advanced to full weight bearing from NWB after 13 weeks. Got to wear the Boot for the next 6 weeks.
Posted by: Panhandler at July 22, 2019 10:18 PM (MBGf7)
Cats came to the food supply stores of people thousands of years ago chasing rats and mice. People appreciated the rodent control and a mutual benefit relationship resulted.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2019 10:06 PM (FTPn0)
Yes, dogs forged relationships with humans during the hunter/gatherer era. Cats came much later after the development of agriculture and grain storehouses.
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 10:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (H5knJ)
Because deep, deep down inside, in that mirror-lined room where their egos live, their shame burns with the light of a thousand suns.
And they hate being reminded of it.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 22, 2019 10:19 PM (di1hb)
Fantastic ...
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 10:20 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019
Yep. Punished for their beliefs. I think they sold their place in Aspen.
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 10:20 PM (BLFnH)
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0PYWVQFGhH/
Posted by: Jeff Carter at July 22, 2019 10:20 PM (c73GF)
Then they determined I was racist, and I was like "But I'm not racist", but it was too late.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 22, 2019 10:20 PM (+/4J3)
What a coincidence. I've just come out as a Pan.
Bella, call me.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 10:21 PM (K/2j/)
If he did, looks like he's recovered nicely by now. I'd hope he and a few other actors would feel comfortable here.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:21 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 10:18 PM (NWiLs)
garbage. he did do some good flicks like Tombstone and the often overlooked Dark Blue.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 10:22 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 10:18 PM (NWiLs)
I'm as ridiculous a Tarantino fan as anyone and that's my least favorite of his and it's not close. He is dearly missing Sally Menke but it was self-indulgent and boring either way.
OTOH it's almost worth watching for Jennifer Jason Leigh because she is just awesome.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 10:22 PM (LPWLR)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 10:23 PM (ykYG2)
Yeah Cali,I was surprised at the Iberian portion it was once like over 20%. I've done the genealogy and can't see in a few hundred years where that comes from but hell people moved around a lot more than we realize.
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 22, 2019 10:23 PM (45iRS)
Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at July 22, 2019 10:23 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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If you're not cheating, you're not trying.
Posted by: Coach Bill Clinton at July 22, 2019 10:23 PM (5aX2M)
I didn't even know KR was in that flick. I read a couple of reviews and just couldn't wait to not see it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:24 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 10:25 PM (PUmDY)
Somewhere in that three hour seven minute slog is a good two hour fifteen minute movie.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 10:25 PM (YcLo4)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 22, 2019 10:26 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 10:13 PM (7bcfy)
Iberian Peninsula? I thought nearly all of the Portuguese in California came from the Azores.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 10:26 PM (tVQUs)
"The Milky Way Ate Another Galaxy 10 Billion Years Ago."
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 10:27 PM (WqPYg)
Funny how her fellow Disney tv star, Miley Cyrus, also came out as pansexual a while back, and she's also messed up, and exhibitionist.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 10:18 PM (bDqIh
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It's almost as if by accepting every form of sexual deviance, you can feel better about and rationalize what happened to you...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 10:27 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 10:27 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 10:25 PM (PUmDY)
He Escaped From New York.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 10:28 PM (sy5kK)
Basically, pansexuals think the word bisexual is too limiting 'cause it implies they are only attracted to male men and female woman, or something.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 10:28 PM (YcLo4)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 10:26 PM
My grandparents did come from the Azores. Iberian peninsula is what my brothers test said and my Portuguese cousin did as well.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 10:28 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:28 PM (HaL55)
How long did it take for your friend to recover? Yep my leg bone was sticking out from the bottom and my foot and the bones were basically in front of that, it was a nasty triple compound fracture.
Panhandler, good for you I'm wondering if I'll have to be in a boot for the same amount of time. It is much more liberating than the cast, thank God.
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 22, 2019 10:28 PM (45iRS)
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 10:29 PM (n13/j)
Exactly; it's pretending to own it when it's really that they are so damaged they have no idea what a normal expression of sexuality would be.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 10:29 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 22, 2019 10:29 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 10:25 PM (PUmDY)
>>He Escaped From New York.
People are going Overboard.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 10:29 PM (K/2j/)
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 10:31 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 22, 2019 10:28 PM (4
She was using a scooter thing for a long time. 3 months at least. I want to say maybe 6 months before she was somewhat "normal". Her accident was about 6 years ago so I may be wrong on the time frame.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 10:31 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 10:31 PM (PUmDY)
SJWs: Macy's, you are being mean to people with your plates
Macy's: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
SJW's: that was super mean
Macy's: only cuz you're a pussy
SJW's: stop selling those plates
Macy's: If they don't make us any money, we will stop selling them
SJW's: they totally caved to our demands
Macy's: fucking idiots!?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 22, 2019 10:33 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Ever wonder what the WiFi password is of some people we've all heard about?
John Boehner: "44ismybestfriend"
Lena Dunham: "iamtoosexy"
Hillary: "warmfuzzies69"
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 10:31 PM (n13/j)>>
....And I would like to slurp down a Huma69 without a Weiner around.....
Posted by: Hillary CLinton, #NeverPOTUS at July 22, 2019 10:46 PM (Bqoi/)
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 11:23 PM (PbpT7)
She says she's glad she had an abortion when she was younger, and says "it was the best decision I ever made, both for me and the baby..."
Still trying to figure out how killing a baby is a good thing.
The young woman is sick sick sick.
Posted by: Flyover at July 23, 2019 01:20 AM (B5K06)
Posted by: Karel Marks at July 23, 2019 02:46 AM (JkygK)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (RBOtF)
link to that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DNqzHL7hfE
Posted by: m at July 23, 2019 04:02 AM (UpS69)
Amazing how it is a woman who put the saying on the plates in the first place. Yeah, no female/female bashing there.
Hope she lost a LOT of money and it put a dent in her business.
Posted by: ZaN at July 23, 2019 06:00 AM (NLEnr)
Posted by: American at July 23, 2019 09:34 AM (BjRNL)
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