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Elizabeth Warren Announces Her Pronouns
.@ewarren has added her pronouns to her twitter bio. Julián is the only other one I found in a quick canvass of the other candidates. pic.twitter.com/43lqYRuKFt
— Alex Thompson (@AlxThomp) July 18, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:31 PM (d7Ww2)
Lemme guess: crab / mish / beer?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (jGqoT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:31 PM (d7Ww2)
Who's been fucking hampsters??
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (ILUPz)
Posted by: Smell the leather at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (Am8Sm)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 03:33 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: OCBill at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (WWlH9)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (VyAV0)
When the right decided to agree with the left that bigotry was the only reason gay marriage wasn't a thing, it came with the full Folsom Street Fair accessory pack: florists and bakers must serve the gays; drag queens get to read your kids stories; trannies get to use the ladies' can and compete in womens' sports; everyone must use the correct pronouns and affirm that a boar is a sow; you're a bigot for not dating chicks with dicks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (39g3+)
Imma NOT seeing Cherokee in her bona fides ... has she turned her high cheekbones away from her Native American heritage claim?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (jGqoT)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (jUVms)
Huh. Good to know.
/shibumi who is female and does not feel the need to announce her pronouns for the benefit of the mentally ill
Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (AkkRZ)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (RD7QR)
*Damn this age, you cannot even say 'there's something you do not see every day.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (ycWCI)
She's most likely to be the nominee, I think (don't take that as a prediction).
And she does this.
The transgender cult is about to completely take over the Democratic Party.
Everyone who can vote in the Democratic Primary!
Vote for Warren!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (VyAV0)
Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (9LIpg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (KP5rU)
When Global Cooling hits, aka a mini Ice Age, ...
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (RnxWP)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM (ILUPz)
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM (P1AAi)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealet at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM (M8TlL)
Posted by: Mayor Pete Bootyjuice at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Jordan61
The Iranians
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:34 PM (d7Ww2)
Oh. Yeah, that sounds about right.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:37 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 19, 2019 03:37 PM (x+F96)
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 03:37 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 03:37 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (Prro8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:31 PM (d7Ww2)
If nurse rached is going to identify as Road Runner slamming Jameson shots, I for one will not stand in her way.
In fact, I'm kinda impressed.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (sy5kK)
*pander module activated*
My pronouns are she and hers, fellow hoo-mons.
Now I am going. To get me. A beer.
*beep* *bop* *boop*
*COUGH COUGH*
I mean. Have a. Nice day.
*pander module deactivated*
*resume normal operation*
*maoist takeover module reactivated*
Posted by: W-1000 Commiebot at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: pep at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (T6t7i)
Some saturday you and hubby need to make the trek to meet me and mark at the range. we could have lunch together afterwards!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM (P1AAi)
Yeah, her secret tribal name is Gargles Vodka Woman.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM (ILUPz)
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The last thing I want to know is Elizabeth Warren's vagina's name.
"withered hole"
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (ccIpV)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM
Hang on while she gets her...a beer.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: DaveA at July 19, 2019 03:39 PM (FhXTo)
Pictoral evidence is sufficient
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 03:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:39 PM (vEIlU)
He/Him/El
Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 03:39 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM
Chicks dig it when they find out his name is "Maurice".
Posted by: G. O'Love at July 19, 2019 03:39 PM (DMUuz)
.........
Shit. I've got a ton of drawings to change.
Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:40 PM (v0R5T)
658 638 #620 who sells insurance to anything Iranian?
Posted by: torabora at July 19, 2019 03:32 PM (Y274z)
Honest Vladmir's Insurance Extravaganza! We will insure all of your strategic assets against harm by outside powers! Call now and get our latest SAM set-up! That's Honest Vladmir! A Name You Can Trust!*
*Does not cover acts of God or retaliatory strikes by Jews, Yankees, or other Western or Western-like powers. Or anyone else. You're on your own, babushka.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 03:40 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 03:40 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 03:40 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 03:40 PM (gC2IV)
He/Him/El
Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 03:39 PM (RBOtF)
WTF is El??
Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (x+F96)
Squaw is classified as an 'enlish' word though curiously enough the tribes the English had contact with in the Eastern Seaboard used a word that sounds like Squaw, but isn't SPELLED Squaw.
You see the difference right?
Anyway, so since she's a Masshole, and since the Algonquin "Massachusetts" language (yes, that's a tribe in the Algonquin confederacy) is from her area, she is being racist by not using the word squaw.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: ArthurK at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (lxUih)
So they'll be renaming the gay bar, then?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Pearl Clutching Scold at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (M8TlL)
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (nRWPy)
Which he specifically attributed to what he learned in college about "gendered language." This is what colleges are doing to our communities - making them into college campus circuses no different from Mizzou, Oberlin, Berkley, whatever.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 03:40 PM (gC2IV)
Any time would be a good time for that.
I hope someone's keeping an archive of those somewhere.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (t+qrx)
Just like our Soviet betters rebuilt the kulaks!
Posted by: Liz W. at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (sZRzw)
That 23-year-old ought to declare xerself Mayor of Berkeley and start the purges. I believe that's how it's done.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (37IEG)
Lover/Loves
Posted by: Marianne WilliamSun at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (ql3m8)
The idea is to 'normalize' the practice.
Posted by: other joe_mama at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (gcnRJ)
Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (AkkRZ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM
Chicks dig it when they find out his name is "Maurice".
Posted by: G. O'Love at July 19, 2019 03:39 PM (DMUuz)
Mine is Rod. *flexes*
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Skip
>>
How much would we have to give for them to take it?
Posted by: FrodoB at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (Cl1sy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (gC2IV)
an little indian boy "Falling Rock" had been lost in the Smoky
Mountains. That's what the "Watch for Falling Rock" was about.
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (nRWPy)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S A DAD JOKE!
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: trev006 at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (LR3Y8)
Posted by: Berkley City Council at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (P1AAi)
I guess in Canada it's pretty serious when you misgender someone. I don't even know what I'm saying.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (jUVms)
Just like our Soviet betters rebuilt the kulaks!
Posted by: Liz W. at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (sZRzw)
.........
I saw that and laughed.
Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (v0R5T)
"We also have First Amndements righst and can say what we want too."
Perfect
Posted by: Ripley at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (2LelM)
Some saturday you and hubby need to make the trek to meet me and mark at the range. we could have lunch together afterwards!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (d7Ww2)
Yes! I keep telling him we need to do that. I'm thinking maybe mid-August.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (ejd/p)
My 24 yr old son, while we were at the beach, said he wanted to go the Fudge Factory. I asked why he wanted to go to a gay bar. He said, "It's embarrassing that I get my sense of humor from my mother."
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (nRWPy)
That's what she's running on?
I got nothin.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM (tH5fk)
Said without irony. Amazing.
Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 03:40 PM (gC2IV)
Zod has abandoned us.
We were not murderous and bloodthirsty enough for Zod.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (UnA8+)
Berkeley announced that urinals in the city will now be called weinals. Because we are all in this together.
Posted by: Teach the world to sing at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (Am8Sm)
Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 03:41 PM (a0IVu)
**********
Maybe, it was suppose to be Elf.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (yWXpx)
Some saturday you and hubby need to make the trek to meet me and mark at the range. we could have lunch together afterwards!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (d7Ww2)
Yes! I keep telling him we need to do that. I'm thinking maybe mid-August.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (Ez6QX)
Sweeeeeeeet
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 03:36 PM
Chicks dig it when they find out his name is "Maurice".
Posted by: G. O'Love at July 19, 2019 03:39 PM (DMUuz)
Mine is Rod. *flexes*
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 03:42 PM (RD7QR)
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Mine is Miles.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (gC2IV)
Now do something about Manwich and I'll be back back in control baby!
Posted by: Sloppy Joe at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (YA914)
As for her being the nominee, it's possible, I suppose. If the Dems retain or regain a smidgen of sense and try to appeal to centrist Ds, they'll nominate Joey Biden, with Warren as VP. Which brings up the ghost at the feast: If Joey wins in 2020 (horrible enough in itself) and then sickens and dies soon after inauguration, we'd have this lunatic in the White Tepee.
And she would probably pick Hillary (who wouldn't want to be second banana) or some other rancid Dem superstar to back her up as VP.
Brrrr.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (ClOmq)
So is Warren Iroquois, Cherokee or Algonquin?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (2LelM)
ScotsIrish, they're the tribe that invented the whiskey that screwed up all the other tribes.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (yWXpx)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Archer
I never really understood what a dad joke was until now.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (+jS7J)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 03:40 PM (gC2IV)
Zod has abandoned us.
We were not murderous and bloodthirsty enough for Zod.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (UnA8+)
Well, some of us are.
And also I miss Zod. And Palpy. And Calm Mentor.
So much.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM
Raised the young one well, you have.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (ccIpV)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (37IEG)
Is she ashamed of the Cherokee Nation?
Posted by: VMom's phone at July 19, 2019 03:46 PM (pQwgd)
Posted by: Berkley City Council at July 19, 2019 03:46 PM (P1AAi)
Posted by: Bill C at July 19, 2019 03:46 PM (HqPBH)
So much.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (xJa6I)
You just want him to run me off with his nonstop Putin-worship.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (UnA8+)
And also I miss Zod. And Palpy. And Calm Mentor.
So much.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (xJa6I)
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Me too. But, Zod has popped in a couple of times in the last few weeks.
He mentioned that he was going to start his own blog, but didn't provide a URL or anything.
I'd like to check it out sometime.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (fUqBx)
Old and busted: gays. New hotness: theys.
Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Shep at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Yo! at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (ccIpV)
Posted by: VMom's phone at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (pQwgd)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (NWiLs)
Those people are fucked in the head
Posted by: Yo! at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (1XAal)
BTW, our main CA office is in Emeryville (next door to Berkeley) so now what?
Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (2LelM)
Some saturday you and hubby need to make the trek to meet me and mark at the range. we could have lunch together afterwards!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (d7Ww2)
Yes! I keep telling him we need to do that. I'm thinking maybe mid-August.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (Ez6QX)
Sweeeeeeeet
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (xJa6I)
Let me know when and I will change my schedule to be there Saturday afternoon.
a MicroMo? MiniMo?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 19, 2019 03:43 PM
FIFY. Only real whiskeys (American, Irish) have the 'e'.
bluebell made sure the spellings were correct in the TDG; so should we all.
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Whiskey and Valu-Rite Battalion at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (xfb67)
No Math!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (xfb67)
Assuming this isn't a setup to a joke, it's to make sure the covers can't fall in and injure workmen.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (NWiLs)
I think Trump loved every time they just asked him about the "squad". He could reiterate over and over and over and in varying ways just how racist, bigoted and hateful they are.
Good job.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (jUVms)
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He sounded pretty excited about the prospect, but didn't say much more about what it was. I am operating under the assumption he's been hired by Barr to head up the Spygate investigation, and will soon be collecting the scalps the Horde demands.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (fUqBx)
Old and busted: gays. New hotness: theys.
Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (q177U)
Yep. The other one I saw is changing "manmade" to "artificial."
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (Ez6QX)
This is your first warning.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (ccIpV)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (xfb67)
..........
Covers. Manhole covers are round so they don't fall in the manhole when you open it.
Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (2LelM)
Ho-hiquan.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (hLRSq)
And now a second one? Wtf. And how and why are we allowing this?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (yWXpx)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (Un9AW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (fUqBx)
I'm sharpening my pen. And my kukri.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
So they don't fall down the shaft like square or rectangular ones could.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (ql3m8)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM
I want to be around to watch this and laugh at them.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (L+got)
Posted by: Yo! at July 19, 2019 03:47 PM (1XAal)
Thanks, Yo!, I needed that.
Suddenly, the challenges of the world seem easier to conquer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:49 PM (sy5kK)
MH is still short for Maintanence Hole.
Posted by: Sloppy Joe at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (YA914)
So is Warren Iroquois, Cherokee or Algonquin?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019
*
*
. . .
As long as she's not Comanche. You know how the White Eyes and the Yellow Legs feared us as horse warriors?
We were scared of the Comanche.
Posted by: Apaches Everywhere at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (m8OZV)
Posted by: Bilwick at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (kx9QW)
Posted by: Berkley City Council at July 19, 2019 03:46 PM
Cactus Jack? No? Well, Dude Love, then.
Posted by: Mick Foley at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (2LelM)
Hekawi
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (Un9AW)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (xfb67)
I hope at least one of em brings up Kamala Harris's record as prosecutor where she let off well-connected sex offenders.
That latest NBC poll has Creepy Joe at 25%.. so it looks like a brokered convention if Biden stays where he's at.. He will probably get slightly less than half the delegates for a first ballot win.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (so+oy)
a MicroMo? MiniMo?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (sy5kK)
Whoo hoo!
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (8XRCm)
Some saturday you and hubby need to make the trek to meet me and mark at the range. we could have lunch together afterwards!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (d7Ww2)
Yes! I keep telling him we need to do that. I'm thinking maybe mid-August.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (Ez6QX)
Sweeeeeeeet
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (xJa6I)
Let me know when and I will change my schedule to be there Saturday afternoon.
a MicroMo? MiniMo?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (sy5kK)
Will do, sir.
We had a little MoMe last week with Sabrina Chase and other MoMe moron as well.
They can shoot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (xJa6I)
https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/19/health/preterm-births-latina-presidential-election-study/
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (GbPPJ)
Some saturday you and hubby need to make the trek to meet me and mark at the range. we could have lunch together afterwards!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (d7Ww2)
Yes! I keep telling him we need to do that. I'm thinking maybe mid-August.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (Ez6QX)
Sweeeeeeeet
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (xJa6I)
Let me know when and I will change my schedule to be there Saturday afternoon.
a MicroMo? MiniMo?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
and Diogenes too! I bet winston and flounder would be interested as well!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: cicero kaboom! kid henceforth known as 'Your Excellancy' at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (Vy7tf)
proposed that Berkeley remove all "gendered" language from its city
codes -- "manhole covers" will henceforth be "maintenance covers"
That sounds pretty biased against trans-men, by refusing to acknowledge the fact that all of their holes are by definition "man holes".
Posted by: Bert G at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (tOP4K)
Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (ym5eo)
a MicroMo? MiniMo?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (sy5kK)
Whoo hoo!
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (Ez6QX)
I'm not envious of you folks out there at all. Nope, not even a little bit. *seethes* *throws things*
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM
Fugawi.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (ejd/p)
BTW, our main CA office is in Emeryville (next door to Berkeley) so now what?
Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (v0R5T)
The MH abbreviations still work for maintenance hole. Out of curiosity, how much ground does one of your drawings cover that you have hundreds of manholes shown on it?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (kUmUV)
CNN
@CNN
In the nine months beginning with November 2016, about 3.2% to 3.6% more preterm births to Latina women occurred above the levels of preterm births that would have been expected had the election not occurred, the study suggests
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (2LelM)
..........
trabajadores de la basura?
Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (v0R5T)
Warren needs an upper front hole cover.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (jUVms)
Thank you! This is the first good break I've seen in the work arena in a LONG time!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019
*
*
. . .
There's nothing square about the family Gurkha.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (ILUPz)
Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (ym5eo)
@CNN
In the nine months beginning with November 2016, about 3.2% to 3.6% more preterm births to Latina women occurred above the levels of preterm births that would have been expected had the election not occurred, the study suggests
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)
You owe me a Coke.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Manhiem Express at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (Vy7tf)
LOL. Have at it, cupcake.
*man- (2)
Proto-Indo-European root meaning "hand."
It forms all or part of: amanuensis; command; commando; commend; countermand; demand; Edmund; emancipate; legerdemain; maintain; manacle; manage; manciple; mandamus; mandate; manege; maneuver; manicure; manifest; manipulation; manner; manque; mansuetude; manual; manubrium; manufacture; manumission; manumit; manure; manuscript; mastiff; Maundy Thursday; mortmain; Raymond; recommend; remand; Sigismund.
... to name a few.
And I expect "holiday" to be shitcanned .. along with pretty much every other word in the language. The leftists are driving towards their goal of reducing Man to grunts and snorts ... or making us all take to that weird click language. Funny thing is, I'll bet the click language is as male-oriented as anything gets. But ... a little cognitive dissonance never did anything but excite leftists.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (6fsOH)
Bernie Sanders Verified account @SenSanders
U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont is the longest-serving independent in congressional history.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (vEIlU)
willowed from the ONT, when most were sleeping. I kinda liked it.
Piers Morgan says Trump rally 'bordered on fascism'
-The Hill
https://tinyurl.com/yymhg8st
No, Piers.
Those aren't fascists. They are hard working people who love their country. So I give you a pass on not picking up on that. I mean, you live in London, England.
They are disgusted when an ungrateful immigrant constantly degrades their way of life and values of hard work and acceptance.
Fascists control and subjugate; Patriots accept an imperfect country and try to improve it. The chanting crowd were patriots; Omar is the classic fascist.
That is what a population that loves and respects their country looks like. I can understand how you may not recognize that from where you come from.
We know how special this country is, and how we are all responsible to keep it that way. Ilhan Omar has no idea what this means. Omar has no clue of what it means to be a Constitutionally-proud American.
And they are sick of her nastiness getting stuffed down their throats by the Corporate Press.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 04:46 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: J Epstein at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (/Fmtj)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (2LelM)
Fuckup
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (ccIpV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:50 PM (xJa6I)
Uh oh, better get my ass to the range and practice.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM
How many garbage women have you seen?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Weasel at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Manhiem Express at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (Vy7tf)
https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/19/health/preterm-births-latina-presidential-election-study/
Wait --- killing babies is bad now?
These are clumps of cells per our feminists and PP.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (q177U)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (kUmUV)
.......
We have one set called The Sewer Atlas. 32 drawings covering the entire Pebble Beach area.
Some of the GIS maps display the entire area in one 36x 48 graphic.
Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (v0R5T)
or making us all take to that weird click language
--------
Your clicks are violence - I'm literally shaking.
CLICK CLICK CLICK
Posted by: CLICK! at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (nr7NV)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (2xo26)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (dkvcO)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (ym5eo)
Mao had many more of the same type of followers. but the Squaw is trying to catch up.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Millenial D. Bagger at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (4Eo4+)
So what do we rename garbage men as?
-----
Garbage people. Wait, that's taken by Christians already.
Posted by: Allahpundit at July 19, 2019 03:56 PM (fUqBx)
Pete ButtigiegVerified account
@PeteButtigieg
Running for president of the United States. Afghanistan vet, musician, businessman, husband to Chasten, and South Bend's "Mayor Pete." (BOOT-edge-edge)
no pronoun, just pronunciation
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:56 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 03:56 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 03:56 PM (/Fmtj)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM
How many garbage women have you seen?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (DMUuz)
Interestingly, 4 come to mind immediately.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 03:56 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Yo! at July 19, 2019 03:56 PM (1XAal)
I would guess they're exhausted from having to explain who he is every time they have to talk to someone.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 19, 2019 03:56 PM (x2PE6)
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (cF8AT)
And the Florida manatees will henceforth be known as Florida persontees, for those who consider "sea cows" an appropriative nickname unfair to true bovines.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Insomniac
!!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (d7Ww2)
Hah!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (vkS2Z)
Nice, I want to work where you work.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Tentotwo at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (yhf6w)
My wife's an Okie. I know that Okie and Cherokee are not synonymous. But people certainly associate Cherokees with Oklahoma, for good reason.
Just wonder when she added Okie to her twitter bio.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 03:58 PM (yL25O)
didn't know
Nancy PelosiVerified account
@SpeakerPelosi
Speaker of the House, focused on strengthening America's middle class and creating jobs; mother, grandmother, dark chocolate connoisseur.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:58 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 03:58 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (BbGew)
...
A manhole cover can't be lifted by just anyone, either.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (nDe2U)
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (vkS2Z)
---------
The guy who runs our partner program struck Nike from the website as soon as the Kaepernick deal went down.
Our people will now buy from their competitor.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.
Yeah, you beat me to the punch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (nr7NV)
@PeteButtigieg
Running for president of the United States. Afghanistan vet, musician...
Skin flute?
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (xPl2J)
And also I miss Zod. And Palpy. And Calm Mentor.
So much.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:45 PM (xJa6I)
And Margarita de Ville. I haven't seen her in a while.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (BbGew)
...
A manhole cover can't be lifted by just anyone, either.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (yL25O)
It's only 74% of a manhole cover.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yo! at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Ha at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (MAstk)
Gays and lesbians are on the outs from the truly woke anyway, especially if they're white. You're either tranny or you're nothing now.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (ZGrMX)
Increasingly, we're seeing emails and correspondence from the charities' directors that reference their preferred gender pronouns. When that happens, we now cross them off the list. No more money. If you're that damned nuts, you're too damned nuts to spend the money wisely.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (vkS2Z)
======
I hope your employer tells them that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: West at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (7Fa8Y)
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (cF8AT)
Fauxcahantas just wanted to show that she's associated with Hah-vahd Lawn School, in case anyone didn't know.
It instinctively mis-wrote "hers" because all it thinks about is taking everything for herself. In Warren's mind, there's nothing but the possessive. Same for most leftists.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (6fsOH)
I think the four members of the Squad are certainly garbage. Women? That's open to debate.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: raimondo at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (uHG7v)
Mine is a woman... and hispanic... worst ever... Have to call a lot because she forgets our little street
Posted by: Hannity at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Ha at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (MAstk)
Release our crew! Or we shall tell you to release our crew again!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (NWiLs)
BTW, our main CA office is in Emeryville (next door to Berkeley) so now what?
Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:48 PM (v0R5T)
"BH".
Berkeley Hole
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 04:01 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 04:01 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (pPNCa)
Sorry. "Person" is not allowed. Per-son. Male. Banned.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:01 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 19, 2019 04:01 PM (nDe2U)
Of course, the answer is slim to none. The "newspeak" renaming is solely done for moral preening by the renamers.
Posted by: delbag at July 19, 2019 04:01 PM (gJAok)
When that happens, we now cross them off the list. No more money. If you're that damned nuts, you're too damned nuts to spend the money wisely.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (vkS2Z)
My former company is walking R&D people out the door, but looking to hire a Senior Global Manager for Diversity and Inclusion. Yay, gay!!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (nr7NV)
She'll describe it that way, but it will turn out to have been her Mexican maid who did the chewing and her Mexican seamstress who sewed the beads.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (/Fmtj)
Some of the GIS maps display the entire area in one 36x 48 graphic.
Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (v0R5T)
Thanks, I've seen those, or drawings similar to those.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (kUmUV)
132 98 90 43 Hi Jordan!
Some saturday you and hubby need to make the trek to meet me and mark at the range. we could have lunch together afterwards!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:38 PM (d7Ww2)
Yes! I keep telling him we need to do that. I'm thinking maybe mid-August.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (Ez6QX)
Sweeeeeeeet
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 03:44 PM (xJa6I)
Let me know when and I will change my schedule to be there Saturday afternoon.
a MicroMo? MiniMo?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
and Diogenes too! I bet winston and flounder would be interested as well!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 03:51 PM (d7Ww2)
Well don't count out [or on] the Arc of History or Mr. Barky either. And I understand Diogenes owes me a beer or two.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (ILUPz)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 03:58 PM (vEIlU)
...
On behalf of the Conservative Association of Men with Sexually Progressive Wives, can we please stop with this sort of thinly veiled racist humor? It's truly unbecoming.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Ha at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (MAstk)
Release our crew! Or we shall tell you to release our crew again!
I guess none of the crews are actually British... Don't care... They should take care of this themselves and don't ask us to save them the traitors
Posted by: Hannity at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Raymond J. Johnson, Jr. at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (YA914)
What if she identifies as plural?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 19, 2019 04:03 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:03 PM (oVJmc)
Mine is a woman... and hispanic... worst ever... Have to call a lot because she forgets our little street
Posted by: Hannity at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (O2RFr)
Puta ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 19, 2019 04:03 PM (M+Lyo)
Wait--so the Donald has forced Latinas to pop out their babies earlier than usual?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (RD7QR)
They have to get presentable for the Great Engrabeing, which Emporer Trump will surely bring about.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (ClOmq)
Yo!
Yo!!
And
Yo?
Posted by: Yo! at July 19, 2019 03:56 PM (1XAal)
Dude!
Dude?
Dude.
Posted by: Dude at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 03:54 PM (DMUuz)
Quite a lot. Covered in tattoos and piercings looking really trashy. Oh you mean employed to pick up garbage
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (PrfxM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (oVJmc)
Like the Queen.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (hKi6n)
She's neither an editor nor Queen Victoria. On the other hand, if she has tapeworms, she can use the plural "we."
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (ILUPz)
Who are We? Hampster fuckerz!1!!
Posted by: Every Millenial except for the ones I know at July 19, 2019 04:05 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (RD7QR)
The sooner they are born the sooner they get that sweet sweet welfare.
Posted by: Hannity at July 19, 2019 04:05 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2019 04:05 PM (yWXpx)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 04:05 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: Yo! at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (1XAal)
...
I think more like 80. It's just that they are fit so well that they are hard to get ahold of.
And setting 80 pounds back without losing fingers is daunting.
I had to do a project where the city of Austin made us cast 8 covers that were truck rated for an underground water quality pond at a car dealership.
Those things were four foot square, and the lids on those were absolutely no joke. Couple hundred pounds easy.
They had to be set in the form and then cast in. I have no idea how the contractor managed it.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 04:05 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (ym5eo)
Student loans.
Posted by: one of the quite ones at July 19, 2019 04:05 PM (2GPSc)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (ILUPz)
Love that show! I've watched all of them.
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 04:05 PM (cF8AT)
-
Years ago, I fell for a phishing scam in an ad telling me to click here to wish her a happy birthday. I was going to wish her a successful buffalo hunt or something but I couldn't even leave a message. Now she has my email address and contacts me several times a week.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (+y/Ru)
I went to see what Cartman was singing and what Kenny was singing was a huge bonus.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (/Fmtj)
Posted by: raimondo at July 19, 2019 04:00 PM (uHG7v)
Now this is completely random word generation from a computer program.
I'm going to complain to ace about our pathetically low troll standards around here.
This is getting embarrassing.
ace, hire some Russian bots or something. I heard they can be hired for cheap.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: I am Groot at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:02 PM (oVJmc)
Like the Queen.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:04 PM (6fsOH)
We are not amused
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (PrfxM)
BTW, spurred by the Liz Warren's courage, I will be announcing my preferred conjunctions and adjectives this next week.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky
=====
lol, new meaning for "Embrace the power of 'AND.'"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: huge hampster news at July 19, 2019 03:52 PM (ym5eo)
usually "followers" are fake numbers
pumped up by twitter, or from paid trolls
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (vEIlU)
Soon he will be stirring his Tranhattans instead of shaking them.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (YA914)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM (yL25O)
It's only 74% of a manhole cover.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 03:59 PM
...
Did you just assume my diameter?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (yL25O)
What are they going to call manholes now? Sodomy portals?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 19, 2019 04:07 PM (tdpVh)
Posted by: Millenial D. Bagger at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (4Eo4+)
Why not. By implication whites are non-colored people.
Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 04:07 PM (q177U)
https://tinyurl.com/3667fa
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 03:57 PM (cF8AT)
Well, I effed that up....
https://tinyurl.com/yymhk5pv
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 04:07 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2019 04:07 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Timmy at July 19, 2019 04:07 PM (/Fmtj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 04:08 PM (KP5rU)
Perhaps "woperchild" works.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 04:08 PM (oZ6kz)
Yeah, I know they're not pronouns, but they are appropriate.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:08 PM (bul8j)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Quite a lot. Covered in tattoos and piercings looking really trashy.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Unusually high concentrations around 2:10 am when the bar's house lights go up and the beer goggles aren't working.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:08 PM (ql3m8)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 19, 2019 04:07 PM (tdpVh)
Barry O: Go on.....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (PrfxM)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2019 04:07 PM (H5knJ)
Won't help, though. People will still call her "sir" in the street. I think she really needs to wear a sign.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (6fsOH)
Now this is completely random word generation from a computer program.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 04:06 PM (sy5kK)
Nope. My raimondo-text generator is far superior to whatever that was.
https://stoatnet.org/raimondo.php
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (t+qrx)
https://tinyurl.com/zgvbwl2
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 04:05 PM (fUqBx)
...
I remember having read that. So awesome.
that's what rail guns aspire to be.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (yL25O)
Should be called "metaphor for Democrat Party's electoral chances."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (bul8j)
Tell you what, don't drop that fucking thing on your toe. And don't look too close at the bottom of the manhole.
Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Rickey Henderson at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (6fsOH)
"Despite appearances, I am not your paper boy."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (bul8j)
One night, drunk, we dragged a manhole cover up and tossed that fucker off (after checking to make sure we weren't going to kill anyone - we had a spotter).
It landed perfectly flat on concrete sidewalk below.
I believe the sound may have awakened the dead, 50 miles away.
Ahhh, good times. Good times.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 19, 2019 04:07 PM (H5knJ)
Won't help, though. People will still call her "sir" in the street. I think she really needs to wear a sign.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
I thought she was a sandwich sign advertising Ugly Sticks"
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (/Fmtj)
Posted by: Millenial D. Bagger at July 19, 2019 03:55 PM (4Eo4+)
*points and screams*
It is wymyn!
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:11 PM (oVJmc)
My wife's an Okie. I know that Okie and Cherokee are not synonymous. But people certainly associate Cherokees with Oklahoma, for good reason.
Just wonder when she added Okie to her twitter bio.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 03:58 PM (yL25O)
Aren't Okies the ones that rushed into the Territory when it was opened up for non-Indian settlers...and the Sooners the ones that snuck in the day before to get the good spots?
Not so great optics
Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2019 04:11 PM (FTPn0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:11 PM (oVJmc)
Where? The LA Unified School District?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 04:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 04:11 PM (BbGew)
that's what rail guns aspire to be.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (yL25O)
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Yeah. If your job involves "explosions that propel several-hundred-pound chunks of steel at speeds that turn them into vapor," then your job KICKS ASS.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)
I been calling him Booty Judge. Is that so wrong. I'm a fair to middlin booty judge myself.
Posted by: Every Millenial except for the ones I know at July 19, 2019 04:12 PM (Jj+59)
It's to normalize expecting people to declare their pronouns. You see, trans/non-binary freaks feel *uncomfortable* having to assert their preferred pronouns, so they now want all of us to start asserting out preferred pronouns so that they don't stick out so much.
Everything we have to do is for their feelings.
Now if their feelings are so delicate, then why are we no longer to consider this a mental disorder?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 04:12 PM (bDqIh)
Yet another confession from the Berkeley city government that actually running the city is a non-0priority. All their effort and money are going to virtue signaling, striking dramatic poses, and flamboyant perversions.
They're just asking to be covered by a Biblical flood. Begging for it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 19, 2019 04:12 PM (tdpVh)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2019 04:12 PM (N39Ws)
It is wymyn!
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (aS1PU)
But the letter "y" was invented by a man, specifically to subjugate women! That's why it's only half a vowel.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:12 PM (6fsOH)
https://stoatnet.org/raimondo.php
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (t+qrx)
That's just stupid. The real raimondo comment generator doesn't have nearly that large of a vocabulary.
Pffft.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 04:12 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: rammajamma at July 19, 2019 04:13 PM (SwWMX)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (bul8j)
LOL. You read my mind.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:13 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 04:13 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 04:13 PM (q177U)
So Iran is holding three tankers: Riah, Stena Impero, and Mesdar.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: raimondo at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (uHG7v)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Jordan61
FYI, apparently a new Constitutional Amendment was passed while we were all just living our lives and not paying attention:
Amendment the XXVIIIth:
"Henceforthe and Forever, All Public Policy in These United States Shall Be Determined By The Lunatic Desires of The Tiniest Fraction of Psychopaths Possible, and Administered To The General Populace, Without Vaseline, If Necessary."
(Or words to that effect).
It really is a very stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:12 PM
Weird.
And yet w is actually 2 vowels, but is now considered a consonant. Go figure.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (DMUuz)
https://tinyurl.com/yymhk5pv
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 04:07 PM (cF8AT)
We get moose around here once in a while. This past Halloween they were going around eating all the pumpkins on people's porches.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (Ez6QX)
Perhaps "woperchild" works.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 04:08 PM (oZ6kz)
.........
Really opened a can of worms, haven't they?
Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (v0R5T)
Not so great optics
Posted by: Oldcat
Okie is a resident, native, or cultural descendant of Oklahoma.
Sooners are the ones that snuck in early.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (ql3m8)
Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (x+F96)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (ILUPz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (xJa6I)
With her androgynous figure and New England style older lady proto-lesbian haircut, the addition of Warren's pronouns is probably for the best.
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Yeah, what's with that? And her evil German little glasses and no makeup? Do a google image search on "Elizabeth Warren young" -- it could be so different. What's with that fierce, deliberate disregard for her appearance?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (M9ntN)
One night, drunk, we dragged a manhole cover up and tossed that fucker off (after checking to make sure we weren't going to kill anyone - we had a spotter).
It landed perfectly flat on concrete sidewalk below.
I believe the sound may have awakened the dead, 50 miles away.
Ahhh, good times. Good times.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (NoKAc)
Wazzu?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: raimondo at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (uHG7v)
Perhaps "woperchild" works.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 04:08 PM (oZ6kz)
Still seems rather speciesist and ageist.
Hows about Womambiped.... dammit, no. Ableist.
Womansape.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 04:16 PM (a2xio)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:16 PM (oVJmc)
And yet w is actually 2 vowels, but is now considered a consonant. Go figure.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (DMUuz)
It's just like a double negative.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 04:16 PM (aS1PU)
warren will win election of president united america as michigan now has 8.7 million tamils they love indians
prepare to die trumpalos
Posted by: ramondo at July 19, 2019 04:16 PM (AzW6q)
So you guys were the perps of the great Cornell Pumpkin Prank!
https://tinyurl.com/y573jpxu
(The culprits are still unknown, 22 years later.)
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 19, 2019 04:16 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (hjaPQ)
.........
They just want to start a friendly tanker rental business.
Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 04:16 PM (a2xio)
Damn, that was just a straight up typo. Was supposed to be Womamsape.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (a2xio)
Okie? I find that very offensive!
(Actually, I don't give a shit, I just thought I'd respond in leftist style.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (bul8j)
Posted by: redleg at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (yxf0p)
Posted by: Rickey Henderson at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM
Rickey's cleats:
https://tinyurl.com/yxewglnf
Posted by: Bert G at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (tOP4K)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (NoKAc)
Rule, Britannia, Britannia used to rule the waves...
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (/Fmtj)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (aW5/6)
Warren is the English teacher you had in high school who forever ruined any love of reading you had.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (nr7NV)
We get moose around here once in a while. This past Halloween they were going around eating all the pumpkins on people's porches.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 04:14 PM (Ez6QX)
Moose learned that from raccoons eating cat food that dumb owners leave outside.
Yes, I'm talking about Seattle.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (sy5kK)
tossed that fucker off (after checking to make sure we weren't going to
kill anyone - we had a spotter).
It landed perfectly flat on concrete sidewalk below.
I believe the sound may have awakened the dead, 50 miles away.
Ahhh, good times. Good times.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM (NoKAc)
Was the man please to have his hole uncovered?
Posted by: Petey Bootygig at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 19, 2019 04:18 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2019 04:18 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: raimondo at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (uHG7v)
You just miss the sailors.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:18 PM (bul8j)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 19, 2019 04:18 PM (nDe2U)
You just miss the sailors.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:18 PM (bul8j)
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Don't we keep saying for Britain to take care of it themselves?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:18 PM (VyAV0)
Everyone has to use induction cooktops forever more, unless you can afford to move somewhere else in the east bay.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee in hand at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (cyuo5)
Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 04:09 PM (v0R5T)
Umm, thanks, fiercely heterosexual guy?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 19, 2019 04:18 PM (C1Lsn)
Cornholer and cornholee.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (bul8j)
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (aS1PU)
Huh. Good to know.
/shibumi who is female and does not feel the need to announce her pronouns for the benefit of the mentally ill
Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 19, 2019 03:35 PM (AkkRZ)
Don't you remember? A few weeks back it was determined that you are transphobic if you don't list your pronouns. Even if you are a woman that actually thinks she is a woman you need to because thinking that people can correctly identify your preferred pronouns based on your looks is transphobic.
Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (WaxcS)
Everyone has to use induction cooktops forever more, unless you can afford to move somewhere else in the east bay.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee in hand at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (cyuo5)
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"Berkeley housing prices rices unexpectedly."
-Berkeley newspaper headline, next year
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (VyAV0)
[rolls eyes]
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will ruin you at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (4+h7o)
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 04:10 PM
* peers over sunglasses *
Dude. I am the definition of cool.
* adjusts baggies and huarache sandals *
Posted by: The Moose at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
How about top and bottom? Wear it proudly.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (ql3m8)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (bul8j)
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Snort.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (jUVms)
https://tinyurl.com/y573jpxu
(The culprits are still unknown, 22 years later.)
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 19, 2019 04:16 PM (pPNCa)
I graduated just a bit before that.
I thought some guys had claimed responsibility on some internet thread somewhere, but then who can prove it. But they talked about having actually just climbed the roof with basically no particular equipment, dangerous as Hell.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2019 04:20 PM (yL25O)
https://tinyurl.com/y573jpxu
(The culprits are still unknown, 22 years later.)
Posted by: Basement Cat
Negative.
We called what we were doing "quasaring", after the Quasar TV that was the first thing that went over the ledge (plugged in with a very long extension cord and turned on, of course).
The practice was halted when a very negligent copycat tossed a metal bed frame off the 4th floor and nearly decapitated someone.
It was fun while it lasted. Sigh.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:20 PM (NoKAc)
But you know, my name has an umlaut over it because of cultural authenticity and I can't manage it on AoS. I'm offended.
Posted by: PJ at July 19, 2019 04:20 PM (qlTN9)
Maybe they just got a more intelligent chicken to peck at the keys.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 04:20 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 19, 2019 04:20 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 04:20 PM (nr7NV)
Posted by: ... at July 19, 2019 04:20 PM (Xf2dJ)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (/Fmtj)
Now it's "Drool, Britannia ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:20 PM (bul8j)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (BbGew)
vs
Thousands of people who can't get into a massive venue for Trump.
Trump should be terrified.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (VyAV0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:18 PM (VyAV0)
I would be happy to help them by bombing the living shit out Iran, but the Brits have to beg for it and have to beg for a merciless bombing ("like Bomber Harris had come back to life") explicitly.
Other than that, iranian ships should start sinking, anyway. Just because ... they've had something big coming since 1979.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (6fsOH)
It landed perfectly flat on concrete sidewalk below.
.........
missed me ha ha
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Rich, hung, & generous.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (ql3m8)
Posted by: The Moose at July 19, 2019 04:19 PM (DMUuz)
Surfin' USA
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (aS1PU)
I thought "boo" is the new fashionable term of endearment.
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Hannity at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (O2RFr)
'Third-party live blog widget'
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 04:21 PM (cF8AT)
Everyone has to use induction cooktops forever more, unless you can afford to move somewhere else in the east bay.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee in hand
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There's a loophole, something to the effect of "unless you have a very good case why you should be exempt." I leave it to your imagination what a good case would be.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 04:22 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 04:22 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 04:22 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2019 04:22 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:22 PM (NoKAc)
I think a 23 year old is a Zoomer rather than a Millennial.
Where is the dividing line?
Posted by: Wingnat Pikachu - It didn't have to be this way at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (x+F96)
2000, I thought.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 04:22 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 04:22 PM (Kpl3J)
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Then take the sailors back and increase sanctions again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Fritz at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (kLDv+)
SantaMonicaProblems
@SantaMonicaProb
Typical day of shopping in #SantaMonica. Did you know because of #prop47 you can shoplifting up to $950/day and only receive a citation? Bums walk into our stores and take whatever they want. This guy even threatens to sue the guard @vons Wilshire
over at citizen free press
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (vEIlU)
The Roman "V" was both a consonant (our wuh-sound, apparently) and a vowel (basically, our 'U.)
The double-you (W) is really a double-V.
Also, the letter J was originally a variant form of 'I'-- it pulled double-duty also for the Romans. And like the V, the consonant sound shifted. In this case, from a "yuh" sound.
Anyway.
So "Julius" is properly written "IVLIVS" and probably pronounced more like "you-lee-us."
My other favorite Latin alphabet factoid is that for a long time, they didn't have the letter 'Z', but stuck it at the end when they decided they needed to transliterate Greek words with 'zeta.'
Posted by: LANCIVS MCCORMICVS at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Oregon State, Class of 85.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:17 PM (NoKAc)
students of Corvallis >>> students of Eugene
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (VyAV0)
Interesting. And shows what pygmies many modern writers are. Or denizens of the Petri dish to borrow from Harlan when he lambasts Judith Kranz and Tom Clancy
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (RnxWP)
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Maybe public schools in Myanmar or something. That dude does not even speak introductory level English.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (VyAV0)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (C1Lsn)
I thought "boo" is the new fashionable term of endearment.
Posted by: Basement Cat
Bae.
(Danish for poop)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (ql3m8)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Hipless at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (9dzlp)
SantaMonicaProblems
@SantaMonicaProb
Typical day of shopping in #SantaMonica. Did you know because of #prop47 you can shoplifting up to $950/day and only receive a citation? Bums walk into our stores and take whatever they want. This guy even threatens to sue the guard @vons Wilshire
Not a sign of a society that is long for this world.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hannity at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (O2RFr)
Not so great optics
Posted by: Oldcat
Okie is a resident, native, or cultural descendant of Oklahoma.
Sooners are the ones that snuck in early.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:15 PM (ql3m
How do you see "Sooner" in Spanish?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (bul8j)
I was a freshman gymnast at OSU in 1985. Ypu ever go to a meet?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (JlT9X)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (RnxWP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
I graduated out of OSU in 3.5 years. My brother went to Oregon and graduated in 7.
I rate your comment = TRUE
Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (NoKAc)
SantaMonicaProblems
@SantaMonicaProb
Typical day of shopping in #SantaMonica. Did you know because of #prop47 you can shoplifting up to $950/day and only receive a citation? Bums walk into our stores and take whatever they want. This guy even threatens to sue the guard @vons Wilshire
Not a sign of a society that is long for this world.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:24 PM (oVJmc)
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Thank God for federalism, at least the little we have left.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (VyAV0)
When I hear a story that refers to a "transgender man or woman", I honestly don't know what the fk they are talking about. Before or after. I also don't give a shit, but I don't like being confused.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (/Fmtj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (KP5rU)
@SantaMonicaProb
Typical day of shopping in #SantaMonica. Did you know because of #prop47 you can shoplifting up to $950/day and only receive a citation? Bums walk into our stores and take whatever they want.
If they steal $1000 worth of stuff they throw a $50 bill down and leave.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (bul8j)
And what about the Bessettes, who, one could argue, lost two daughters due to JFK Jr's negligence?
What about the girl who had an accident in RFK Jrs car, and wound up paralyzed from the waist down?
None of these people sued the Kennedy's? Did they even try/
Posted by: Mike at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (WWn8/)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (C1Lsn)
I like where your head is at.
And her teeth.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (v0R5T)
"Henceforthe and Forever, All Public Policy in These United States Shall Be Determined By The Lunatic Desires of The Tiniest Fraction of Psychopaths Possible, if, and only if those desires are contrary to western culture and common sense, including any and all policies that seek to destroy, demean and degrade the cultural norms and foundations of public health and well being and civic virtue Administered To The General Populace, Without Vaseline, If Necessary."
Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (dNzKv)
Ricky Henderson did that years ago.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (aS1PU)
I was a freshman gymnast at OSU in 1985. Ypu ever go to a meet?
Posted by: Nurse ratched
I never did, sadly. I was strictly a basketball fanatic back then. Now I am going to go dig up my yearbook and see if I can find a pic of you to post!
Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (bul8j)
Interesting. And shows what pygmies many modern writers are. Or denizens of the Petri dish to borrow from Harlan when he lambasts Judith Kranz and Tom Clancy
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (RnxWP)
My father loved him.
Proabably because they're both raging assholes.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (ql3m8)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 19, 2019 04:26 PM (C1Lsn)
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No wonder JackStraw tokes up so much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (VyAV0)
Just spoke to @KanyeWest about his friend A$AP Rocky's incarceration. I will be calling the very talented Prime Minister of Sweden to see what we can do about helping A$AP Rocky. So many people would like to see this quickly resolved!
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: zombie Leonidas at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Hannity at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (O2RFr)
........
manhole covers, Quasar TV's and bed frames.
Buckle up!
Posted by: wth at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (v0R5T)
OT but sad news for the GOP and trump, favorite daughter, Ilhan Omar (D-ISIS) was welcomed back to Minnesota with an airport lounge fete of dozen of well wishers. Seems like trump's not the only one to draw a crowd.
Posted by: Keto not Beto
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Maybe it all comes out at some point. And like Anthony Wiener and John Edwards, she'll have to disappear. Maybe go the way of Tiwana Brawley, defiant to the end but treated to a case of amnesia by her erstwhile fervent lefty supporters.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: usntakim at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (e9E8u)
No idea who this poster is but that is pure comedy fold.
A dozen well-wishers! Haha!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee in hand at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (cyuo5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Hannity at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (O2RFr)
What a week! I think maybe sanity points are dropping.
Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (q177U)
Flying under a Hong Kong flag.
/so, ya'll remember the Mahdi? It's a Shia thing. Cause a world war that kills everyone and brings back the Profit. The world then lives in peace under islam.
Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (AkkRZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2019 04:22 PM (dNzKv)
I seriously wouldn't be surprised to see one using they/their. That one seems to be popular lately.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Fritz at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (kLDv+)
If they release the crew, they should retaliate anyway.
Oh, and John Jerry should be arrested in a pre-dawn, guns-drawn raid because of his involvement.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2019 04:22 PM (dNzKv)
I seriously wouldn't be surprised to see one using they/their. That one seems to be popular lately.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (Ez6QX)
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Castro.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:28 PM (VyAV0)
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Maybe public schools in Myanmar or something. That dude does not even speak introductory level English.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (AzW6q)
So he's a valedictorian from an urban public school.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:28 PM (bul8j)
I went to a ton of basketball games on Ralph Miller court. A C Green was a senior.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 04:28 PM (JlT9X)
Typical day of shopping in #SantaMonica. Did you know because of #prop47 you can shoplifting up to $950/day and only receive a citation? Bums walk into our stores and take whatever they want. This guy even threatens to sue the guard @vons Wilshire
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Watched the video. It's hard to see his face, but I'm pretty sure I saw that he has "CANAL ZEK" tattooed to his forehead.
CA is a nightmare.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 04:28 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 04:28 PM (hjaPQ)
And what about the Bessettes, who, one could argue, lost two daughters due to JFK Jr's negligence?
What about the girl who had an accident in RFK Jrs car, and wound up paralyzed from the waist down?
None of these people sued the Kennedy's? Did they even try/
Posted by: Mike
Fellow travelers. True adherents to the cause.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:28 PM (ql3m8)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 04:28 PM (O2RFr)
Interesting. And shows what pygmies many modern writers are. Or denizens of the Petri dish to borrow from Harlan when he lambasts Judith Kranz and Tom Clancy
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (RnxWP)
Having ready all three, I'd rather read Tom Clancy.
Harlan was a legit good writer once, but he crawled up his own ass back in the 70's and never emerged.
He gave birth to the modern Leftists and then complained when they spit on him. (see Connie Willis)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (+0VWg)
Fellow travelers. True adherents to the cause.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:28 PM (ql3m
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Protecting Edward Kennedy was more important to them than getting justice for their daughter.
Because they are good people. They vote Democrat.
Seriously, politics should never be this important to anyone ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (ILUPz)
Ima 'bout to go outside and take a hatchet to the Comcast box. DAMN THIS SLOW INTERNET ALL TO HELL.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Ma'am, if you do this, the terrorists win.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (M9ntN)
Totally not staged, you guys!
#IStandWithIlhan hashtag FINALLy takes off after rolling this out every few weeks!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (bDqIh)
So, is there anything that can be done to hurt Iran that does NOT involve a military strike? I think there still is. They ship oil as well - one option is to simply begin seizing all tankers carrying their crude, all over the world.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Hoyt Axton at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Fritz at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (kLDv+)
What do you want?
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 04:30 PM (aS1PU)
Totally not staged, you guys!
#IStandWithIlhan hashtag FINALLy takes off after rolling this out every few weeks!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (bDqIh)
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*Trump's poll numbers all increase*
*Democrats struggle to form strategy around shit stains in pants*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:30 PM (VyAV0)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 04:30 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Mollie Tibbetts' Dad at July 19, 2019 04:30 PM (JcXHH)
but now Berkeley MUST change its name! it's named after a cis-normative MALE !
Posted by: WaldoTJ at July 19, 2019 04:30 PM (M1MpJ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 04:27 PM (Ez6QX)
We was just talking about that.
I figure if we're worried about agreement in number now, anything goes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:30 PM (bul8j)
Robin Williams on Harlan Ellison, "he's like a skin graft on a leper."
Harlan sued James Cameron over Terminator and won. Wow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 04:31 PM (RnxWP)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2019 04:31 PM (KP5rU)
Listening in the car, he has an Iran "expert' on, but instead of him letting this guy talk, he just spews his nonsense and as soon as the guy begins to speak, it's time for a commercial.
I got to my destination so I didn't hear any more, but I imagine that when they came back from the break, he reiterated all his talking points again.....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 04:31 PM (NFEMn)
That's just. . . Wow.
Homelessness + illegal immigration + lawlessness on theft = HELL
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2019 04:31 PM (bDqIh)
Robin Williams on Harlan Ellison, "he's like a skin graft on a leper."
Harlan sued James Cameron over Terminator and won. Wow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 04:31 PM (RnxWP)
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I don't think anyone ever called Cameron original.
Talented, sure, but that may have had as much to do with Gale Ann Hurd than Cameron.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:31 PM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Total sanction blockade. No food. No medicine. Nothing gets in.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:32 PM (ql3m8)
Send them the liberals.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:32 PM (bul8j)
Stiff upper lip and all that chaps.
I can't imagine their Navy is happy With the civilian cucks at the moment.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 04:32 PM (k93bx)
Posted by: wth
Oregon State has a quad-shaped collection of dorm buildings, the inside grass of which was always festooned with beautiful coeds in bikinis during springtime. My dorm was one of them.
The water balloon slingshot we created could fire from the 5th floor and pretty much hit anyone wherever we chose to aim at. And we had it very well concealed.
We were ahead of our time.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:32 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 19, 2019 04:32 PM (ILUPz)
If it were my ship I wouldn't care what the iranians think they're doing and I would bomb Tehran back to the Stone Age. Three times. Just to be sure.
That country needs to be taken apart like Genghis Khan just came riding through all pissed off.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:32 PM (6fsOH)
Cause a world war that kills everyone and brings back the Profit.
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So then...
1 - Kill everyone in World War
2 - ???
3 - Profit!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 04:32 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 04:30 PM (O2RFr)
It is every part of grammar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZkb4TPI-Lo
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 04:32 PM (aS1PU)
Stiff upper lip and all that chaps.
I'm on it!
Posted by: Chamberlain at July 19, 2019 04:32 PM (O2RFr)
And he loves to say "LATE BREAKING NEWS EXCLUSIVE TO THIS BROADCAST!!!!"
and then he'll talk about something we've been talking about on this blog since 8 in the morning.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 04:33 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Nurse ratched
Nurse is limber!
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 04:33 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mike
Fellow travelers. True adherents to the cause.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:28 PM (ql3m
They were probably quietly paid off.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 04:33 PM (NFEMn)
@PrisonPlanet
An article in Time Magazine calls for special courses to be introduced in schools to teach kids that mass migration is a positive thing in order to combat the"extremist" view that it isn't.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 04:33 PM (RBOtF)
Robin Williams on Harlan Ellison, "he's like a skin graft on a leper."
Harlan sued James Cameron over Terminator and won. Wow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 04:31 PM (RnxWP)
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I don't think anyone ever called Cameron original.
Talented, sure, but that may have had as much to do with Gale Ann Hurd than Cameron.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:31 PM (VyAV0)
Cameron is a thief.
He's a thief that excels at audience manipulation. See Titanic, Avatar, Battle Angel Alita.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 04:33 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Hetero Biomale at July 19, 2019 04:33 PM (mvUP9)
gender she is. Knowing their preferred pronouns is the first thing I
look for in a President.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (+0VWg)
To be perfectly honest, she's the kind of woman who has a certain asexuality about her. I've met women like her before, and whether it seems unkind to say or not, so be it... most of them are Catholic nuns.
So I'm always genuinely surprised when I find out she's married, has children, and now grandchildren. She just doesn't seem like the type.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 04:34 PM (a2xio)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 04:34 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM
Tanned. Rested. READY.
Posted by: James Taylor at July 19, 2019 04:34 PM (DMUuz)
Listening in the car, he has an Iran "expert' on, but instead of him letting this guy talk, he just spews his nonsense and as soon as the guy begins to speak, it's time for a commercial.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 04:31 PM (NFEMn)
I find him completely unlistenable.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 04:34 PM (xjiRE)
Because they are good people. They vote Democrat.
Seriously, politics should never be this important to anyone ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (VyAV0)
See also the Steinles. I believe that they were all-in on supporting the a-hole who murdered their daughter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:34 PM (bul8j)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:28 PM (VyAV0)
Oh I thought someone upthread said his are listed as he/him.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 04:34 PM (Ez6QX)
He's a thief that excels at audience manipulation. See Titanic, Avatar, Battle Angel Alita.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 04:33 PM (xJa6I)
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Shakespeare was a thief too.
Great artists are usually great thieves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:35 PM (VyAV0)
I think they threw him a bone so he would go away.
IMHO, Ellison's claims were worthless.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 04:35 PM (oVJmc)
Mary Jo's Family have been speaking out lately.. Cousins I believe... None too happy even after all these years.. Said the fix was in... We all knew that.
Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2019 04:35 PM (O2RFr)
What the Iranians did is a deliberate act of war. It deserves a deadline for correction under threat of military force. At that point I would start blowing every one of the IRGC ships, SAM sites and ports into the next century.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 04:35 PM (k93bx)
That raises an interesting question: Warren has a spoof named Jim. Has Jim listed xis preferred pronouns yet?
Posted by: Basement Cat at July 19, 2019 04:35 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 04:35 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 04:35 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 19, 2019 04:35 PM (myjNJ)
I went to a ton of basketball games on Ralph Miller court. A C Green was a senior.
Posted by: Nurse ratched
A C Green was great. I loved that place. I was always in the middle of the student section, and was probably the loudest person there.
The '81 - '85 Beaver teams were so good, but they never made much of an impact in the NCAA Tournament, sadly.
I went to all the football games, but during my 3.5 years there, I think they only won 4 or 5 games total.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:35 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 04:36 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 04:35 PM (oZ6kz)
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How many ways can you film a ship? When does inserting a shot that looks like anther shot from another move cross from homage into theft?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:36 PM (VyAV0)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 04:33 PM (NFEMn)
How much for a dead daughter? Whatever it is, presumably it's 73% of what they'd have gotten for a dead son.
Now if it had been up to me, I'd have Kennedy's scrotum for a tobacco pouch, and I don't use tobacco.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:36 PM (bul8j)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2019 04:25 PM (dNzKv)
Bob Dole agrees ...
Posted by: Bob Dole at July 19, 2019 04:37 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 04:37 PM (90T4r)
What the Iranians did is a deliberate act of war. It deserves a deadline for correction under threat of military force. At that point I would start blowing every one of the IRGC ships, SAM sites and ports into the next century.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 04:35 PM (k93bx)
Maybe so, but in my opinion the Democrats and the Republican cucks are trying to goad Trump into a war that would seriously hurt his chances of re-election.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 04:37 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 04:37 PM (RnxWP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Nobody forced him to make it. And A Night to Remember is a far better movie.
Posted by: zombie RMS Titanic at July 19, 2019 04:37 PM (e1q4h)
Because they are good people. They vote Democrat.
Seriously, politics should never be this important to anyone ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:29 PM (VyAV0)
See also the Steinles. I believe that they were all-in on supporting the a-hole who murdered their daughter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:34 PM (bul8j)
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And that other girl who was murdered by an illegal, and the family saide we need to embrace more illegals.
But, in the case of being murdered by a high-profile Democrat, I bet it boils down to a visit from a guy who tells you:
"Look - there will be no conviction. We all know that. We run the show. Now, you can take this parting gift from the Senator; it's a tidy sum. Or there can be some more unsolved killings. However you like it."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 04:38 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 04:33 PM (xJa6I)
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Shakespeare was a thief too.
Great artists are usually great thieves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:35 PM (VyAV0)
I would say Avatar is a crime against humanity, but since it's the highest grossing film of all time, it's just further proof that humanity is a crime against humanity.
Utter dreck, it is.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 04:38 PM (a2xio)
I find him completely unlistenable.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 04:34 PM (xjiRE)
Truthfully, for all his faults , only Rush is listenable. It's because he had LONG experience in radio as a DJ and announcer before he ever became a political pundit.
He's smooth.
Hannity brags about his long experience in radio, but he sounds like he just started.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 04:38 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 04:38 PM (oZ6kz)
I went to a ton of basketball games on Ralph Miller court. A C Green was a senior.
Posted by: Nurse ratched
A C Green was great. I loved that place. I was always in the middle of the student section, and was probably the loudest person there.
The '81 - '85 Beaver teams were so good, but they never made much of an impact in the NCAA Tournament, sadly.
I went to all the football games, but during my 3.5 years there, I think they only won 4 or 5 games total.
Posted by: Sharkman
ah, the Joe Avezzano years. The football team was horrid. we used to point and laugh when the team ran onto the field.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 04:38 PM (d7Ww2)
He spoke at a college in Denver once, and I went to see him. He was an awesome raconteur. Afterward he was doing a book signing, mostly copies of his current book, of course. I strolled up with paperback copies of Love Ain't . . . and Memos From Purgatory, the book about his time undercover with a Brooklyn youth gang. He gave me a sharp look, but autographed them.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 04:38 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 04:37 PM (90T4r)
*wobbles a bit*
Hey! Yes! Here! Thank you very much!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 04:38 PM (NWiLs)
Imagine 5 years ago someone telling you that President Donald Trump spoke to Kanye West on the telephone so they could devise a plan to free ASAP Rocky from a Swedish prison.
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 04:38 PM (cF8AT)
@SantaMonicaProb
Typical day of shopping in #SantaMonica. Did you know because of #prop47 you can shoplifting up to $950/day and only receive a citation? Bums walk into our stores and take whatever they want. This guy even threatens to sue the guard @vons Wilshire
over at citizen free press
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 04:23 PM (vEIlU)
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When are the people of CA going to realize that these policies are due to Democrats?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 04:38 PM (RBOtF)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMTF4j9ZFnE
Posted by: Max Power at July 19, 2019 04:38 PM (q177U)
He's a thief that excels at audience manipulation. See Titanic, Avatar, Battle Angel Alita.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 04:33 PM (xJa6I)
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Shakespeare was a thief too.
Great artists are usually great thieves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:35 PM (VyAV0)
And occasionally they get caught at it and sued.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 04:38 PM (xJa6I)
If your flagged vessel chumps. That used to mean something.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 04:38 PM (k93bx)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 19, 2019 04:38 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Nobody forced him to make it. And A Night to Remember is a far better movie.
Posted by: zombie RMS Titanic at July 19, 2019 04:37 PM (e1q4h)
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This is unpopular, but I disagree.
A Night to Remember is good.
I love Titanic. Whether you like Titanic or not seems to hing on the whether you buy into the romance. I buy into it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:39 PM (VyAV0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:35 PM (VyAV0)
A cute line ... but bullshit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:39 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2019 04:39 PM (RnxWP)
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 19, 2019 04:39 PM (/Njku)
Like there is now?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2019 04:39 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019 04:39 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2019 04:39 PM (L+got)
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 04:37 PM (xjiRE)
With all due respect, it's the MULLAHS who are trying to goad Trump into war....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 04:39 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 19, 2019 04:35 PM (myjNJ)
Actually, they do. Gender is a linguistic term, with categories masculine, feminine, and neuter. For example, ships take the feminine gender.
The term the Reds are looking for is "sex," which refers to biology. The terms there are male, female, and Democrat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:39 PM (bul8j)
I would say Avatar is a crime against humanity, but since it's the highest grossing film of all time, it's just further proof that humanity is a crime against humanity.
Utter dreck, it is.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 19, 2019 04:38 PM (a2xio)
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Avatar is both the best movie Cameron ever made, and the worst, in one package.
In terms of thin entertainment, he's never been better.
In terms of engaging story, he's never been worse.
It's an interesting failure, though I definitely don't hate it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:39 PM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2019
*
*
. . .
Formal attire in Lonesome Dove, maybe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 04:40 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Tami at July 19, 2019 04:38 PM (cF8AT)
That is logical.
Posted by: Bearded Spock at July 19, 2019 04:40 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 04:40 PM (90T4r)
If your flagged vessel chumps. That used to mean something.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 04:38 PM (k93bx)
The British government is going to burn the British flag.
I think we are quickly approaching rock-bottom for Western civilization.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:40 PM (6fsOH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2019 04:40 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Admiral Lord Nelson at July 19, 2019 04:40 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 19, 2019 04:40 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 19, 2019 04:40 PM (dKiJG)
@JoeBiden
Senator, Vice President, 2020 candidate for President of the United States, husband to
@DrBiden
, proud father & grandfather. Loves ice cream, aviators & @Amtrak
Wilmington, DEjoebiden.comJoined March 2007
*********
This guy and his obsession with mass transit.
During the Hong Kong protests the first thing they did was shut down metro stations in the interest of crowd control. Secondly the public stood in long lines to pay cash because they were afraid the government would use their cards to ID them.
Mass transit an be sued against you. You lose your autonomy and Biden and the dems are obsessed with it.
Posted by: All the twits at July 19, 2019 04:40 PM (uIqJA)
See also the Steinles. I believe that they were all-in on supporting the a-hole who murdered their daughter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
An illegal alien plowed into and killed an Indianapolis Colts player and his Uber driver. The parents of the Uber driver got on TV an complained that people were bringing up the status of the drunk alien.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2019 04:40 PM (aKsyK)
https://nbcnews.to/2M0eeAI
77 is not all that old.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 04:40 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 04:37 PM (xjiRE)
But don't question their patriotism. Oh no, don't do that. They're just happy to see dead Americans as long as they get their way in domestic politics.
Nothing more patriotic than that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:40 PM (bul8j)
What the Iranians did is a deliberate act of war. It deserves a deadline for correction under threat of military force. At that point I would start blowing every one of the IRGC ships, SAM sites and ports into the next century.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 04:35 PM (k93bx)
heh - note that the Iranians are being very careful not to have caused any bloodshed yet in any of this. The drone strike, everything. I suggest alternatives because they are counting on a military strike, I would guess that they *need* it to happen to jusify the next stage of their plan, whatever that is.
The military option never goes away - I suggest withholding it until *they* cause bloodshed, and then go in with a massive strike. Because it isn't just their naval forces that need to be destroyed, it's their nuclear program, and that is going to be a difficult campaign that will be hard to sell to the public. I do think it needs to be done, but the question is how do we get the public there, without convincing the country that Oh NO, it's GWB all over again!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 04:41 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Vance at July 19, 2019 04:41 PM (KbgjX)
Posted by: All the twits at July 19, 2019 04:41 PM (uIqJA)
I love Titanic. Whether you like Titanic or not seems to hing on the whether you buy into the romance. I buy into it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:39 PM (VyAV0)
I'm glad you like it too. I've always said that the ship itself is the real star, and I liked how they used the romance as a device to show us every single part of it.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 04:41 PM (xjiRE)
But remember three things, if possible:
A: he hates you and everyone else on this site
B: He's a thief
C: You were manipulated into liking his movie
You're ok with that, fine, go and have fun. I like MST3K, CGI porn and guns and all sorts of questionable things.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 04:42 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Lump at July 19, 2019 04:42 PM (U1+Cq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:35 PM (VyAV0)
A cute line ... but bullshit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:39 PM (6fsOH)
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Romeo and Juliet was pretty much a copy of Giulietta e Romeo by Luigi da Porto, part of a long tradition of telling pretty much the same story for long periods of time.
If Shakespeare stole this story, does that degrade him as an artist?
I think not. It's not the plot, or even the general view of characters, it's the execution of the work itself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:43 PM (VyAV0)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2019 04:38 PM (RBOtF)
You don't understand. They know; they give Democrats credit for this.
It's a Marxist perspective. Thieves aren't preying on society. No. They're the victims of society, striking back at society's oppression of them.
Now if they want to see oppression of shitheads, they should elect ME governor. Oh yes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:44 PM (bul8j)
Nobody will goad him onto war. They will undertake an act of war that will be met with a response which will be devastating.
Iran is already in a very tenuous economic situation. I guarantee the wrong move will make it worse.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 04:44 PM (k93bx)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:39 PM (bul8j)
English is, basically, an ungendered language. Our nouns do NOT have genders, save actual males and females. And, no, ships are not feminine. Period. Only if someone wants to put his nose in the air and put on airs do ships become "she"s. American Europhiles like to try and do that with lots of objects, but it is not in English, it's only in their fevered minds. They should just speak French, instead.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:44 PM (6fsOH)
You're ok with that, fine, go and have fun. I like MST3K, CGI porn and guns and all sorts of questionable things.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 04:42 PM (xJa6I)
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All storytelling is a manipulation.
Getting you to feel about people who've never existed is a manipulation.
It's just a question of how good someone is at it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 04:44 PM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2019 04:45 PM (L+got)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 04:45 PM (Dh1wo)
LOL.
Myanmar gets to start WWIII and nobody can say shit because everyone washed their hands of this situation.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:46 PM (aNSOb)
That's essentially true, with a few exceptions.
My point was the distinction between "gender" and "sex."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:47 PM (bul8j)
@JoeBiden
Senator, Vice President, 2020 candidate for President of the United States, husband to x@DrBiden!, proud father and grandfather. Loves ice cream, aviators and @Amtrak
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Eating ice cream for breakfast is good for the brain, according to a Japanese scientist.
Yoshihiko Koga, a professor at Tokyo's Kyorin University, claims that eating ice-cold food immediately after waking up shocks the brain into an active state, increasing alertness and mental capacity.
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And Pasty Joe proved it!
https://bit.ly/2SrnZJ6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 04:47 PM (+y/Ru)
https://nbcnews.to/2M0eeAI
77 is not all that old.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 04:40 PM (+y/Ru)
should have been executed after his first murder.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 04:47 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
That's because seamen goes in it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 04:48 PM (aNSOb)
Desperately searching for a reason to puss out, the British government says ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:48 PM (bul8j)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2019 04:47 PM (bul8j)
Yes ... but you had to throw that silly ship mistake in
I've made this point about gender many times, telling people that I have no problem with them identifying their genders, which are "masculine" or "feminine". There are masculine women and feminine men. No doubt about it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2019 04:51 PM (6fsOH)
Tom Servo, we go with the mega bunker buster solution. There wasn't much comment on that big hole in Afghanistan.
that was a MOAB. you'll need a few MOPs to handle their nuclear sites.
Posted by: WaldoTJ at July 19, 2019 04:54 PM (M1MpJ)
For a historical perspective, I was reading again a good book "1861", detailing how the Nation slid into civil war that year. There were provocations all year long, things getting worse and worse and worse. But Lincoln would not be the one to break the peace, even after outrageous events. He sat tight and baited his opponents into taking lethal action first - which they finally did at Sumter.
The Iranians have made a huge point of acting in a non-lethal way so far. They are the ones who should be goaded into crossing the line, not us.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 04:54 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Good ol' Joe Avocado.
You know after losing so many games with the Beavs, he was hired by the Dallas Cowboys and landed 3 Super Bowl rings with their early 90s teams?
[FacePalm]
Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2019 04:55 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 19, 2019 04:55 PM (Xqo6t)
Also just as stupid is when would a person even know if someone was using the wrong pronouns? If you're present the pronouns would either by "you" or "your name."
Pronouns are only used when you're talking ABOUT someone, not with them.
Posted by: Ree at July 19, 2019 05:13 PM (N3yvc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Seriously??
Posted by: PJ at July 19, 2019 05:15 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 19, 2019 05:17 PM (SqopC)
BTW condolences on having a Duck in the family.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at July 19, 2019 05:21 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Paladin at July 19, 2019 05:28 PM (JDw72)
Flying under a Hong Kong flag.
/so, ya'll remember the Mahdi? It's a Shia thing. Cause a world war that kills everyone and brings back the Profit. The world then lives in peace under islam.
Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon
Iran's Plan
Incite a war.
Destroy the world
Prophet!
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 06:06 PM (/Fmtj)
Flying under a Hong Kong flag.
/so, ya'll remember the Mahdi? It's a Shia thing. Cause a world war that kills everyone and brings back the Profit. The world then lives in peace under islam.
Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon
Iran's Plan
Incite a war.
Destroy the world
Prophet!
Posted by: Dirks Strewn
Dam someone got there first.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 06:06 PM (/Fmtj)
I think they threw him a bone so he would go away.
IMHO, Ellison's claims were worthless.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
yes, Ellison's Terminators said "I WILL be back"
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 19, 2019 06:08 PM (/Fmtj)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 19, 2019 06:12 PM (xZjSg)
The Prophet was actually Jesus Christ, or the 12th Iman was.
Mohammed f..d a few things up when stealing his new religion from the Jews and Christians.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 19, 2019 06:14 PM (xZjSg)
Posted by: saf at July 19, 2019 06:24 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: saf at July 19, 2019 06:26 PM (5IHGB)
(If my 1989 World Almanac were within range I'd tell you exactly which town.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 19, 2019 06:28 PM (SBraQ)
Posted by: Marooned at July 19, 2019 07:08 PM (8hRlF)
Posted by: Esperman at July 19, 2019 10:08 PM (BmN1v)
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at July 20, 2019 01:57 AM (nRj4F)
She gave the Senate 40 whacks
When she saw what she had done
She gave her Country 41
Posted by: Thanatos Savehn at July 20, 2019 03:46 AM (+FlHD)
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