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The Morning Rant
"One of the slurs constantly being thrown at Trump by the left and their catchfarts in the media is that he's 'divisive.' This is such a stupid word. I mean, yes, he's 'divisive' in the sense that a sizeable portion of Americans voted for him and a slightly larger portion voted against him, but why is that his fault? It's not as if his campaign was all 'I want a vote from you, but you, yes you over there, your vote I don't want.' Trump never did that. Also, Trump wasn't the candidate who called many Americans 'deplorable'. Trump wasn't the candidate who called many Americans 'bitter clingers'. Now, it's that sort of language that's divisive. Funny how the incurious mainstream media never calls out such rhetoric as 'divisive' when it comes from Democrats. They never tell their audiences that divisiveness is foundational to how progressives advance their agenda. They never tell their audiences that what progressives like to do is seize upon whatever grievances that may exist, rub them raw and pick at them until they're all bleeding, infected, and inflamed. Progressives foment divisiveness, they don't alleviate it. And make no mistake, Obama's minions were very adept at this, so much so that by the time he left office, they had managed to turn America into an open wound. So Trump didn't cause division, it was already there when he got here. In fact, I think it's just the opposite: Trump didn't bring division. Division brought Trump." (h/t Ava Armstrong) Update: An excellent point from Monty James
What drives me crazy about sniveling that something is "divisive", is that our Constitutional order is based on division. It is meant to accommodate division peacefully. Someone crying about "divisiveness" is really complaining that everyone is not bending to his will.
Posted by: Monty James at July 22, 2019 11:21 AM (a2tKe)
There Is Literally *Nothing* That Can't Be Blamed On Trump:
Call it the Trump heat wave: The current scorcher is just a taste of what’s coming https://t.co/P5ksqj37ew pic.twitter.com/3JSkJNKcpx
— ThinkProgress (@thinkprogress) July 19, 2019
"Looks like PDT borrowed the
Mossad's weather machine."
Say What?
CNN ended up with an all white Democratic debate night and a diverse one. pic.twitter.com/HSG7Ffo6mu
— Hunter Walker (@hunterw) July 19, 2019
Diversity is our strength!
Because We're All Going To Get Rich Cutting Each Other's Hair:
The 22 year-old kid slaving over the latte machine right now is more representative of the REAL societally-revelant, worthwhile "working class" than the racist fucking ghouls whinging about their coal jerbs the punditocracy keeps wringing its hands over on cable.
— Bob Chipman (@the_moviebob) July 7, 2019
"The Hell It Doesn't Curve!"
This pitch might have broken physics. pic.twitter.com/9M62Y5gzRt
— MLB (@MLB) July 21, 2019
Who Dis:
Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Man:
You're probably not going to get the first one (without cheating). However, you may get the second one and then use his identity to make a reasonable guess as to the identity of the first.
Friday's celebs: Bollywood actress Catherine Tresa (or perhaps Tollywood, I think she may mostly be in Tamil movies) and Richard Karn from the TV series Home Improvement. I thought he had disappeared after that series ended and was off doing lo-ball infomericals or some such, but according to his imdb.com page, he's been pretty busy since then, and does not appear to have been lacking for work. Good for him.
Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Lunch, Joy Behar POV Cam:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 11:13 AM (aKsyK)
Two of the customers in the Pulse Nightclub that night have renounced their homosexual lifestyle and have become Christians. I think they did a podcast last weekend.
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That's not how sexuality works! Straight people can only turn gay, not vice versa!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 11:13 AM (RMwSd)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2019 11:14 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:14 AM (4IFkp)
Posted by: BignJames at July 22, 2019 11:15 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 11:15 AM (pbg54)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:15 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2019 11:15 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2019 11:14 AM (Ki5SV)
Bravo! Good catch!
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:16 AM (smcnr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 11:16 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Barney Fife at July 22, 2019 11:16 AM (YTBIQ)
Posted by: Barney Fife at July 22, 2019 11:16 AM (YTBIQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 11:16 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 11:16 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 11:16 AM (wsBus)
Yeah. Call August the "Trump Heat Wave".
LOLGFY.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:16 AM (4IFkp)
I'll give you a slightly larger portion voted for Hillary but I am not ready to agree they were all Americans.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 11:17 AM (K/2j/)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 22, 2019 11:17 AM (ap07G)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2019 11:17 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2019 11:17 AM (q1Pj5)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wboz-_KKVg4
Posted by: windbag at July 22, 2019 11:17 AM (4XcKN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 11:17 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 22, 2019 11:17 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 11:17 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2019 11:17 AM (AbD8x)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2019 11:14 AM (Ki5SV)
Never would have guessed.
Posted by: BignJames at July 22, 2019 11:17 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: SH at July 22, 2019 11:18 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2019 11:18 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 11:17 AM (K/2j/)
Heh. Good point.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:18 AM (smcnr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 11:18 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 11:18 AM (axyOa)
As an aside.
Thats the heat "index" map. Real feel. Which is made up bullshit design to get more eyeballs on their predictions of coming catastrophe.
Ever ask yourself why they dont add windchill if theres a nice summer breeze?? Cuz THAT certainly changes the real feel.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:18 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Philly fans at July 22, 2019 11:18 AM (RD7QR)
I have my problem with beaners but that's over their refusal to assimilate rather than any preoccupation with their skin color...especially because after a few months in the sun, most of my family looks as dark as they do. I don't give a shit about skin color, I care about culture and I expect most Trump supporters feel the same way.
American is a melting pot. If you melt instead of staying a hard nugget of shit, you're welcome. Otherwise, we should dig you out and flick you away as undigestable. Like Omar.
#sendherback
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 11:18 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Avi at July 22, 2019 11:18 AM (kSq2k)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 11:18 AM (aKsyK)
Because those coal jerbs keep the electricity on for these 22 yr old pussies to run their latte machines.
Again, LOLGFY.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:18 AM (4IFkp)
Sittin' here reading comments on the Ahrthread, and I felt a ripple in the force. Behold the Ape!
Reading comments from folks to the East of us getting clobbered last night.
We just got the barest tail-end of that storm as it started rolling up. Even seven miles north, in town, daughter reports trees down &c. Here, hardly nothin' that strong.
Spectacular crackaboom lightning and downpour, though.
Okay... Off to imbibe the wisdom of the post above...
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for a story at July 22, 2019 11:18 AM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: MISFITS at July 22, 2019 11:18 AM (/O9R9)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 22, 2019 11:18 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 22, 2019 11:19 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 11:19 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2019 11:17 AM (Ki5SV)
En fuego!
And now, for the trifecta, what is the connection between the two?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:19 AM (smcnr)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2019 11:17 AM (Ki5SV)
He's dead. Undead undead undead.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 11:20 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2019 11:20 AM (q1Pj5)
I dunno.
I do remember that people used to say curve balls didn't really curve it's just an optical illusion but high speed cameras have changed that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 11:20 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Someguy at July 22, 2019 11:20 AM (p997d)
Does the stupid bastard know all service jobs require one thing: electricity, cheap electricity?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 11:20 AM (DKEfE)
And now, for the trifecta, what is the connection between the two?
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Friday Night Creature Feature ??
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:20 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2019 11:20 AM (4c+5M)
I don't care what sex you are and what your marital status is, we'll find a way.
Why, yes, I have been drinking since 0900.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2019 11:20 AM (Z/1Kk)
Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2019 11:20 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: WisRich at July 22, 2019 11:20 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2019 11:20 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Philly fans
Watched Taco Chronicles on Netflix yesterday afternoon. Guess what was for dinner?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:21 AM (4IFkp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 11:21 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 22, 2019 11:21 AM (m79Dg)
https://tinyurl.com/y2rkpusl
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2019 11:21 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 22, 2019 11:21 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: BAUHAUS at July 22, 2019 11:21 AM (/O9R9)
I used to assist coach for a Div IIA team here in the NW that had an All American pitcher. She could throw an inside rise ball that could curve either direction. Damned thing I ever saw. Like a rising slider.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 11:21 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 11:20 AM (fuK7c)
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They curve.
They just dont go straight THEN curve at the plate, though to the batter it looks like it did.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:21 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 11:21 AM (Zz0t1)
What drives me crazy about sniveling that something is "divisive", is that our Constitutional order is based on division. It is meant to accommodate division peacefully. Someone crying about "divisiveness" is really complaining that everyone is not bending to his will.
Good news for any of you who are members of the Ace of Spades Gab group, vanished since the revamp of Gab: the groups are back! New URL here:
https://gab.com/groups/407
Posted by: Monty James at July 22, 2019 11:21 AM (a2tKe)
Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 11:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:19 AM (smcnr)
Plan 9 From Outer Space.
Posted by: BignJames at July 22, 2019 11:22 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 11:22 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2019 11:22 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2019 11:20 AM
Concur.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 11:22 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: First at July 22, 2019 11:22 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 11:22 AM (bDqIh)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: firefirefire at July 22, 2019 11:23 AM (LVVMh)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2019 11:20 AM (4c+5M)
Also used as a model by Vargas. I take it you're familiar with his artwork?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:23 AM (smcnr)
Posted by: Spiny Norman at July 22, 2019 11:23 AM (YJhzI)
"It's July, dumbfuck!"
"That's so divisive, President Trump!"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 22, 2019 11:23 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 11:23 AM (SUJyY)
Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2019 11:23 AM (aXucN)
Also Elvira stayed dressed but Cassandra Peterson took her clothes off a lot.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 11:24 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2019 11:24 AM (Hwt6E)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:19 AM (smcnr)
Plan 9 From Outer Space.
Posted by: BignJames at July 22, 2019 11:22 AM (ykq7q)
Yes! But I think someone else got it first.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:24 AM (smcnr)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLXOLTSa_mw
Posted by: BAUHAUS at July 22, 2019 11:21 AM (/O9R9)
Undead, undead, undead
\m/
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Eros at July 22, 2019 11:24 AM (q1Pj5)
Palin was polarizing while Obama was depicted as Mr. Cool, never get emotional.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 11:24 AM (bDqIh)
Funny, yeah. Almost like they were on the same team.
When can we get rid of "mainstream"? They're still big but they're dying. (And being replaced. After the WH new media conference and Rose Garden bit, David Harris laughed, "We were sitting in their chairs!")
I don't suppose "catchfart media" would catch on.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for a story at July 22, 2019 11:24 AM (sLVyZ)
Also Elvira stayed dressed but Cassandra Peterson took her clothes off a lot.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 11:24 AM (fuK7c)
Two great Americans
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK8)
I have my problem with beaners but that's over their refusal to assimilate rather than any preoccupation with their skin color...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
I could care less if they assimilate or not.
Just come here legally.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:24 AM (4IFkp)
Tom Hanks' next starring role sees him step into the shoes of a beloved television icon.
Sony released the first trailer for the Fred Rogers biopic, titled "A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood," Monday morning.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1153288588794060800
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 11:25 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:19 AM (smcnr)
Comment 45 got it. Why I didn't say it, I don't know, even though I own a copy of the movie!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2019 11:25 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2019 11:25 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2019 11:20 AM (mvenn)
Not nearly enough, according to the residents of a certain Coz's geniuses.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2019 11:25 AM (AbD8x)
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2019 11:25 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:25 AM (/O9R9)
Posted by: Muldoon
We'll have to ask Krak !
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2019 11:22 AM (arJlL)
The genus is 'trash panda', please
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 11:26 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: SH
My Uncle was a pitcher for the Yankees/White Sox in the 30's and 40's. After retiring he was a pitching scout for the Yanks until his 80s and he went to every decent BB game on the east coast looking for guys to sign. HS, college, Babe Sterns, American Legion games - everything.
My cousins and I was go with him sometimes and he'd call the pitches before they were thrown - I'd estimate he got about 85% correct. Wow, was that fun.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2019 11:26 AM (Z/1Kk)
Also Elvira stayed dressed but Cassandra Peterson took her clothes off a lot.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 11:24 AM (fuK7c)
Two great Americans
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK
Prominent and well rounded!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2019 11:26 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Outside Cat at July 22, 2019 11:26 AM (jkKdU)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:25 AM (/O9R9)
Makes the sex on it hotter
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 11:26 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 11:26 AM (SUJyY)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2019 11:26 AM (AbD8x)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee in hand at July 22, 2019 11:26 AM (BXd+u)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 11:26 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Monty James at July 22, 2019 11:21 AM (a2tKe)
This is a good point. I wish I had made it. I'll give it a signal boost.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:26 AM (smcnr)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 11:26 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:27 AM (/O9R9)
The Left
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2019 11:27 AM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2019 11:20 AM (mvenn)
Not nearly enough, according to the residents of a certain Coz's geniuses.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2019 11:25 AM
****
Missed the two crawling along my fence every morning.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 11:27 AM (axyOa)
Sony released the first trailer for the Fred Rogers biopic, titled "A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood," Monday morning.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Fred Dodger - An MS-13 Neighborhood.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:27 AM (4IFkp)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 11:28 AM (knDqF)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 11:26 AM (fuK7c)
Dude. Come on.
He's no Captain Kangaroo.
Fred Rogers was a righteous dude.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 11:28 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 11:28 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Caliban at July 22, 2019 11:29 AM (qEujL)
call the pitches before they were thrown - I'd estimate he got about 85%
correct. Wow, was that fun.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2019 11:26 AM (Z/1Kk)
How cool!! My uncle was a basketball scout, but I only went with him one time. Basketball -meh. Baseball is the one true sport. Unless your a Packers fan.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 11:29 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Outside Cat at July 22, 2019 11:29 AM (jkKdU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 11:29 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Monty James at July 22, 2019 11:21 AM (a2tKe)
This is a good point. I wish I had made it. I'll give it a signal boost.
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Its only divisive when it produces a result they don't like.
You know what I find divisive? Killing babies in utero.
Posted by: SH at July 22, 2019 11:29 AM (sX1BW)
Apparently so in real life. He just gave me the creeps, even as a little kid.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 11:29 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:26 AM (smcnr)
Thank you. That makes feel kind of tingly.
Posted by: Monty James at July 22, 2019 11:29 AM (a2tKe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 11:29 AM (+0VWg)
***
And they use their catchfarts of the media to shape their message every day. Because there is nothing they hate more than Americans who choose to think for themselves.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 11:30 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 11:28 AM (gmo/4)
You can't prove nothing!
Posted by: Joe Neikro at July 22, 2019 11:30 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 22, 2019 11:30 AM (ap07G)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 22, 2019 11:30 AM (UBe+E)
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2019 11:30 AM (jkKdU)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:30 AM (/O9R9)
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at July 22, 2019 11:31 AM (UFgOG)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 11:28 AM (gmo/4)
You can't prove nothing!
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"You put snot on the ball?"
Posted by: SH at July 22, 2019 11:31 AM (sX1BW)
That bitch with Lambchop was the one to look out for.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:31 AM (/O9R9)
Apparently so in real life. He just gave me the creeps, even as a little kid.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 11:29 AM
****
Do you think Hollywood cares?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 11:31 AM (axyOa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLXOLTSa_mw
Posted by: BAUHAUS at July 22, 2019 11:21 AM (/O9R9)
No, no, no, no
He's outside looking in.--Moody Blues first attempt at Legend Of A Corpse.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 22, 2019 11:31 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 11:29 AM (fuK7c)
Me too. And those little puppets.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 11:31 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 11:26 AM (fuK7c)
Saw a Facebook post last night describing him as "soothing." That wasn't exactly the effect he had on me as a kid.
Posted by: Caliban at July 22, 2019 11:32 AM (qEujL)
Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 11:32 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil, scrounging kindling at July 22, 2019 11:32 AM (AM1GF)
Service, food service, hospitality, medical/elder care jobs are also in large part filled by immigrants/illegal immigrants.
So, not typically the Philosophy major/Gender Studies minor college graduate "kid" this guy depicts based on his visits to Starbucks.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 11:32 AM (bDqIh)
The Frugal Gourmet took care of that for him.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:32 AM (/O9R9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Sweet! Get brass shells and practice reloading alternative means other than just lead pellets.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:33 AM (4IFkp)
When you call a 22 year old adult a kid, you highlight the main problem.
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 11:33 AM (SUJyY)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:33 AM (/O9R9)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 11:34 AM (+0ddm)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 11:26 AM (fuK7c)
This is quite mistaken. You need to watch the documentary on his life, "Won't You Be My Neighbor." Rogers was as far from pedo, or even homo, as any man can possibly be.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:34 AM (smcnr)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2019 11:34 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 11:34 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Sweet! Get brass shells and practice reloading alternative means other than just lead pellets.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:33 AM (4IFkp)
Intriguing thought.
I really don't have room for a reloading setup unless and until I get get the wife to toss out the crap in the garage.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK8)
Dafuq? I guess lefties haven't noticed that a lot of white (and other race) dads work in those mentioned industries as well. I mean, a whole lot of them.
It's almost as if they have it in their heads that only guys who work in the industries they hate (like coal "jerbs") vote for Trump.
They're so, so out-of-touch.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 11:34 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 22, 2019 11:35 AM (ap07G)
Why?
Wasn't there a good documentary on him recently? I don't know what is so compelling about the guy that we need a biopic, too.
And while we're at it, biopics seem to be Oscar-bait, no? Look at all the acting awards people have been getting for impersonating other famous people.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 11:35 AM (bDqIh)
Hitler
Mao
Pol Pot
Stalin
Because they killed anyone who disagreed.
A final solution most lefties would approve of doing; with much feigned regret, mind you.
They won't pull the trigger, but they'll sign the orders
Today, it's only at "you forced me to beat you, to slander you because you're a racist."
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 22, 2019 11:35 AM (k81AA)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:33 AM (4IFkp)
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Glass, tacks, gravel, nails, rocksalt.....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:35 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 11:34 AM (+0ddm)
No. Urban legend. He was a Presbyterian minister back in the days before the PCUSA went lib.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:35 AM (smcnr)
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He was into puppets.
Posted by: SH at July 22, 2019 11:35 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 11:35 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 22, 2019 11:35 AM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2019 11:20 AM
Exactly and we are where we are today because Hillary couldn't "man-up" and make a real concession speech in real time--instead of sending Podesta downstairs with a "This is NOT over" message which did nothing but give false hope to her supporters and the media and thus set the table for the Russia hoax--the fall out from which-- bedevils us to this day....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 11:35 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at July 22, 2019 11:36 AM (T9rmq)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 11:36 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 11:36 AM (SUJyY)
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Aww. That sort of makes me sad.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 11:36 AM (+0ddm)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:33 AM (4IFkp)
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Glass, tacks, gravel, nails, rocksalt.....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:35 AM (8XRCm)
APFSDS...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 11:36 AM (bcbK8)
seize upon whatever grievances that may exist, rub them raw and pick at
them until they're all bleeding, infected, and inflamed.
Most of the divisiveness that the fringe prog leftards scream about is a total fabrication. If there's no divide, they'll make some up.
Their playbook on how to destroy a country from within is many thousands of years old: divide, then conquer.
A big part of that is done through destroying respect for anything and everything.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 11:36 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2019 11:36 AM (4c+5M)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:36 AM (/O9R9)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 11:29 AM (fuK7c)
Me too. And those little puppets.
Posted by: grammie winger
The skeeviest? Romper Room.
Looking thru that open mirror and seeing you in your underwear and calling you out by name.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:36 AM (4IFkp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 11:36 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 11:36 AM (+0ddm)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 11:35 AM (bDqIh)
The Fred Rogers documentary is "Won't You Be My Neighbor?" You should see it, it is quite good. If any man could be called a good man, it would be Fred Rogers.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:36 AM (smcnr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Check for the loose nut on the keyboard.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:37 AM (4IFkp)
Why?
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He should try to mine more boomer nostalgia projects while they are still around.
The millennial nostalgia biopics, films, documentaries are going to suck.
Posted by: SH at July 22, 2019 11:37 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 11:37 AM (6qErC)
My keyboard on my laptop keeps freezing up. Don't know why,
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2019 11:36 AM (4c+5M)
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Its low on Freon.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:37 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 22, 2019 11:37 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at July 22, 2019 11:37 AM (UFgOG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 11:37 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Shep Smith at July 22, 2019 11:38 AM (/O9R9)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:33 AM (4IFkp)
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Glass, tacks, gravel, nails, rocksalt.....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:35 AM (8XRCm)
APFSDS...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 11:36 AM
*****
Damn rocksalt. That shit stings.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 11:38 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2019 11:20 AM (q1Pj5)
Starring the man with the most unfortunate name in the history of the universe, Dudley Manlove.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 11:38 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 11:38 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: fixerupper
Broadheads. Machined slugs. Etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:38 AM (4IFkp)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:34 AM (smcnr)
Killing all those g**ks in Korea probably had an affect on him later in life.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2019 11:38 AM (jkKdU)
via imdb, of course.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 22, 2019 11:38 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Joe Neikro at July 22, 2019 11:30 AM (q1Pj5)
Wasn't it Phil?
Oh wait, that was McCracken. Nevermind
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 22, 2019 11:38 AM (z79tQ)
It's like they're idiots or something.
Posted by: torabora at July 22, 2019 11:38 AM (wp3Yj)
You think pitching hurts?
You should try catching!
Posted by: Shep Smith at July 22, 2019 11:38 AM (/O9R9)
Especially that knuckler.
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 11:38 AM (SUJyY)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 11:38 AM (+0ddm)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:33 AM
Depends on how they're roasted.
Posted by: J. Random Caribe at July 22, 2019 11:38 AM (k3QlD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Check for the loose nut on the keyboard.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:37 AM (4IFkp)
It needs a steam treatment.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2019 11:39 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Diogenes
Don't be stealing old man Hodges watermelons. *snort
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:39 AM (4IFkp)
Service jobs like that used to be "kid" jobs, as in typical after school/summer jobs for teens.
However, thanks to out university admissions putting much greater value on other activities, such as activism, and in general requiring students be more than just good students (must have many extracurriculars!!!), most of these formerly "teen" jobs are being filled with immigrants.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 11:39 AM (bDqIh)
Thought I almost-recognized the gal, but I would never have guessed.
What's Behar got to do with the burgers? Is she famously fat or something (I avoid looking at her). I mean, she's not Rosie O'Donnell volume is she?
Or is it that she has three hands?
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for a story at July 22, 2019 11:39 AM (sLVyZ)
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Ummm..... that happened even before Trump was inaugurated.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:39 AM (8XRCm)
Our divisive president just tweeted that the Squad is very RACIST.
Always be attacking and never apologize to a leftist.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 11:39 AM (K/2j/)
Sigh.
Czech chicks...a true world heritage site.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK8)
But Trump is the one who's divisive. . .
Posted by: girldog at July 22, 2019 11:39 AM (SJiiM)
Posted by: SH at July 22, 2019 11:39 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 11:39 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 11:39 AM (1XAal)
https://tinyurl.com/yagl8grh
my guess is if I looked back at it, there would be a lot of patriotism and views that are "problematic" these days.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 11:39 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 11:40 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:40 AM (4IFkp)
You just have to roast them more...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 11:37 AM (6qErC)
The coffee beans or the Slavic kids?
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2019 11:40 AM (jkKdU)
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A common mistake is grinding them too finely. They demand a coarse grind and slightly longer brewing times. Most machines won't work but a french press or aeropress will do the job.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 11:40 AM (+0ddm)
That bitch with Lambchop was the one to look out for.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019
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Shari Lewis was volcano-hot when she was young. Check out "The Off-Broadway Affair" on The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2019 11:40 AM (4c+5M)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:31 AM (/O9R9)
Shari Lewis. You know what she used to do? When she went out to eat, she would usually get recognized, and so she would always order rack of lamb, or lamb stew. Just to mess with them.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:41 AM (smcnr)
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at July 22, 2019 11:41 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Diogenes
Don't be stealing old man Hodges watermelons. *snort
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:39 AM (4IFkp)
Hodges put up a sign "One of these watermelons is poisoned" to keep the kids out.
Next day, he came back to see another sign that said "Several of these watermelons are poisoned"
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 11:41 AM (SUJyY)
Don't be stealing old man Hodges watermelons. *snort
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:39 AM
****
Actually it was blueberries.
That old bastard...
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 11:41 AM (axyOa)
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Ummm..... that happened even before Trump was inaugurated.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:39 AM (8XRCm)
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Yeah... what color is the sky on the cuck homeworld?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 11:41 AM (AzW6q)
"The 22 year-old kid slaving over the latte machine right now is more representative of the REAL societally-revelant, worthwhile "working class" than the racist fucking ghouls whinging about their coal jerbs "
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He seems nice.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:41 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 11:41 AM (6qErC)
LOLGFY.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:16 AM (4IFkp)
Well ... he is a force of nature.
Posted by: Emmie at July 22, 2019 11:42 AM (4HMW8)
Posted by: WTP at July 22, 2019 11:42 AM (rj699)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:31 AM (/O9R9)
Shari Lewis. You know what she used to do? When she went out to eat, she would usually get recognized, and so she would always order rack of lamb, or lamb stew. Just to mess with them.
Posted by: OregonMuse.
LOL. She'd be an 'ette!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:42 AM (4IFkp)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2019 11:20 AM (q1Pj5)
Starring the man with the most unfortunate name in the history of the universe, Dudley Manlove.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 11:38 AM (RD7QR)
The church of manlove is such a holy place to be
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 11:42 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 11:39 AM (bDqIh)
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Yeah but even back in the olden days, adults worked at McDonald's during the day right? Now those adults are illegals. Can't blame extra curricular activities for that transformation.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 11:42 AM (FiUMj)
Yeah, I will check it out. I remember him as being a decent man - and I meant no disrespect to him. It just seems redundant, unless there are depths to Fred Rogers that couldn't be captured in the documentary.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 11:42 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 11:42 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 22, 2019 11:42 AM (ap07G)
Eating sheep? More like Sharia Lewis!
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 11:42 AM (K/2j/)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2019 11:42 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at July 22, 2019 11:42 AM (vg8iE)
I'll give you a slightly larger portion voted for Hillary but I am not ready to agree they were all Americans.
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Yeah, millions of the Hillary votes from CA, NY, MA, etc., were cast by illegal aliens. So maybe a slightly larger portion of American residents voted for her, but that's not the way our electoral system is supposed to work.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2019 11:42 AM (k4dH2)
So, a wood chipper is the correct tool?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 11:42 AM (6qErC)
Yes, and then put them into a French press.
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 11:43 AM (SUJyY)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:31 AM (/O9R9)
Shari Lewis. You know what she used to do? When she went out to eat,
she would usually get recognized, and so she would always order rack of
lamb, or lamb stew. Just to mess with them.
Posted by: OregonMuse.
LOL. She'd be an 'ette!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:42 AM (4IFkp)
She kept packets of mint jelly in her purse.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2019 11:43 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2019 11:36 AM (4c+5M)
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performance anxiety
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 11:43 AM (flINI)
That bitch with Lambchop was the one to look out for.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019
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Shari Lewis was volcano-hot when she was young. Check out "The Off-Broadway Affair" on The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2019 11:40 AM
****
I used to watch real close to see if I could catch her moving her lips.
Then I discovered I was just watching her lips...
Then...I started feeling really weird...
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 11:43 AM (axyOa)
seemed to be good man, and in this world were we tear everyone down,
being a good man is enough.
To me, he was like nails on a chalkboard. My grandchildren loved him. One thing I did appreciate about his program - it was quieting. No revving up the kids with flashy crazy video shots and high-volume music. Talk about ADHD - I'm looking at you, Sesame Street.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 11:43 AM (lwiT4)
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You must have us confused with Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: SH at July 22, 2019 11:43 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 11:43 AM (FiUMj)
Or is it that she has three hands?
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for a story at July 22, 2019 11:39 AM (sLVyZ)
Behar a fat tw*t who stuffs her face so fast, it looks like she's got three hands shoveling the food in.
I got tired of picking on Ana Navarro, who perhaps deserves it more.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:43 AM (smcnr)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 11:43 AM (f6a72)
Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 11:43 AM (1XAal)
Get a haircut,
And get a real job.
Get it together
Like your big brother Bob.
But...however can I DO that?
1) The Army wants to join you; OR
2) Junior college degree in oilfield services.
Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2019 11:44 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 11:44 AM (De+XC)
How is Trump now controlling the weather?
Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 11:43 AM (1XAal)
Ivanka and Jared run the machine.
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 11:44 AM (SUJyY)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019
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Western writer Eugene Manlove Rhodes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2019 11:44 AM (4c+5M)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2019 11:39 AM
Cut. Jib. Newsletter?
Posted by: Gwenyth P., Lifestyle Coach to the Lifestylin' at July 22, 2019 11:44 AM (k3QlD)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 11:38 AM (RD7QR)
Big McLargeHuge.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:44 AM (smcnr)
representative of the REAL societally-revelant, worthwhile "working
class" than the racist fucking ghouls whinging about their coal jerbs
Bullshit. Coal mining creates wealth far beyond what some two-legged coffee maker does. "Societally-relevant?" GMAFB. Also, LOLGF.
But that sort of pathetic ignorance is what comes from dumbing down a populace for generations. Those progs have no idea how real, wealth-generating economics works because it's no longer taught.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 11:45 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 11:42 AM (FiUMj)
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I did a big road trip recently, which I haven't done in several years. One of the things that struck me going through the midwest and upper south, was the McDonalds.
In CO, it's been a long damn time since I went in one and worked with Americans to get my order filled.
It was AWESOME.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 11:45 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 11:38 AM (RD7QR)
Slab McBeef.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:45 AM (smcnr)
Consider the battle lines between us and The Odd Squad. It's a pretty simple demarcation, a dividing line that Trump helpfully laid down.
He's Pro-American.
They're Anti-American.
Divisive, that.
Posted by: Another Anon at July 22, 2019 11:45 AM (6NP2p)
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We in Cincinnati had The Cool Ghoul, hosting his Saturday night Scream-In in the 70s. Fun times as a kid!
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 11:45 AM (JoUsr)
It's like they're idiots or something.
Posted by: torabora at July 22, 2019 11:38 AM (wp3Yj)
The Barky economy? You've got to be joking. That pea-brained JEF did nothing but preside over a cataclysmic correction, propping the markets up with TARP (spit) and grossly manipulated interest rates.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 22, 2019 11:45 AM (TdMsT)
How is Trump now controlling the weather?
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He delegated the task to his Jew in-laws.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2019 11:45 AM (k4dH2)
"divisive" yet "populist" at the same time. Incredible, this guy is.
Posted by: WTP at July 22, 2019 11:42 AM (rj699)
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Sorta related
https://tinyurl.com/y2a4thwr
This popped up over the weekend on one of my deranged friends Facebook pages. Seems this guys has figured out why Trump supporters follow Trump...... and he did it by using SCIENCE!!
... hilarity ensued.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:45 AM (8XRCm)
You make sixteen lattes and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Saint Peter don't you call me cause I can't go
I owe my soul to a cup of Joe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 11:45 AM (aKsyK)
representative of the REAL societally-revelant, worthwhile "working
class" than the racist fucking ghouls whinging about their coal jerbs
Bullshit. Coal mining creates wealth far beyond what some two-legged coffee maker does. "Societally-relevant?" GMAFB. Also, LOLGF.
But that sort of pathetic ignorance is what comes from dumbing down a populace for generations. Those progs have no idea how real, wealth-generating economics works because it's no longer taught.
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A lot of people don't like coffee. You know what everyone fucking loves, however? Electricity.
Lattes don't keep a heart/lung machine operating during a delicate operation. Electricity does.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 11:46 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 11:46 AM (HaL55)
Two, actually.
Scared Stiff and Elvira and the Party Monsters (I think were the names).
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:46 AM (/O9R9)
I got it, the hottie in the picture is Blonde Morticia.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 11:19 AM (bcbK
Now I'm going to see that pic every time she posts. Not that I'm complaining.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 11:47 AM (sjdRT)
In CO, it's been a long damn time since I went in one and worked with Americans to get my order filled.
It was AWESOME.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 11:45 AM (AzW6q)
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Plenty of places in the country where Americans work in fast food, clean hotel rooms, work on farms, etc. "Jobs Americans won't do" is a myth.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 11:47 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 11:43 AM (lwiT4)
Right. And that was by design. Rogers *hated* all of that flash, dazzle, and noise and thought you shouldn't be inflicting that on kids. I think he was right.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:47 AM (smcnr)
Well of course. 90 degrees sounds so... chilly.
Much better to say "FEELS LIKE 110 OUT THERE"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 11:47 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2019 11:47 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 22, 2019 11:47 AM (pndC3)
Sure, especially as management.
It's just culturally, there's much less emphasis in working these sorts of jobs in HS vs. an unpaid internship or volunteer/activism work (as well as sports). Its less common to see a teen at a fast food place. There are certain spots in my area, such as Dairy queen or the summer/beach food places that have teens in the summer, but in general, it's adults.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 11:47 AM (bDqIh)
Lambchop - All Smiles and Mariachi
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=5x8jxYJ26lI
(I don't know anything about the band but I think it's a pleasant song. I'm not sure if it's about a male escort or a dog sitter, though.)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 11:48 AM (+0ddm)
We in Cincinnati had The Cool Ghoul, hosting his Saturday night Scream-In in the 70s. Fun times as a kid!
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 11:45 AM (JoUsr)
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You also had Skyline Chili..... that abomination of spaghetti noodles slathered with cinnamon flavored ketchup....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:48 AM (8XRCm)
Nothing like asking a 15 year old girl for a Foot Long Wiener.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:48 AM (/O9R9)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 11:49 AM (H8QX8)
This is true.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 11:46 AM (HaL55)
Was she also a true soul-stealing ginger?
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 11:49 AM (SUJyY)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 11:49 AM (De+XC)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:48 AM (8XRCm)
I never got the attraction to this.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 11:49 AM (sjdRT)
How long did it take before people were saying "Not my president", calling for his assassination, fantasizing about decapitating him, saying he stole the election, leveled false accusations, called him a racist/fascist/nazi, and - oh yeah - illegally spied on his campaign and used the full force of the Justice and Intelligence apparatus of the State to spy, entrap, and falsely accuse him of everything from treason to pee pee parties?
How dare the man defend himself!
As usual, the Left always projects.
Posted by: McLurkerson at July 22, 2019 11:49 AM (fTJ4W)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 11:49 AM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Lambchop at July 22, 2019 11:49 AM (q1Pj5)
Just older ladies
The young men are all working at the oil patch it would seem
Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 11:49 AM (1XAal)
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Saint Peter don't you call me cause I can't go
I owe my soul to a cup of Joe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 11:45 AM
And I heard that in my head in Tennessee Ernie Ford's voice.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 11:49 AM (axyOa)
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Hey, wanna come to my island with me?
Posted by: J. Epstein at July 22, 2019 11:49 AM (vg8iE)
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Heh, well, that's one way to describe it. I never did like it much. I was more of a Gold Star gal.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 11:49 AM (JoUsr)
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Ummm..... that happened even before Trump was inaugurated.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:39 AM (8XRCm)
I remember when the CNBC types cheered the market to no ends. Now, many of them seem as somber as a death watch. There are exceptions like Kernan and Santelli, but as a station, they are not enjoying the ride so much.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 11:50 AM (n13/j)
A) what a racist
B) lol, what?
C) guess who doesn't need a tip now, if they are working for free for Massa Starbucks, I'm not paying them either
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 22, 2019 11:50 AM (k81AA)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:48 AM (8XRCm)
Isn't 6-way with carrots?
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 11:50 AM (SUJyY)
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Nothing like asking a 15 year old girl for a Foot Long Wiener.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:48 AM (/O9R9)
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Well, in CO, that'll happen soon enough, what with the new transgender indoctrination seminars we've now made mandatory in the elementary schools.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 11:50 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 11:51 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 22, 2019 11:51 AM (C1Lsn)
Lattes don't keep a heart/lung machine operating during a delicate operation. Electricity does.
Posted by: bicentennialguy
Lattes don't keep the air conditioning on.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:51 AM (4IFkp)
"Boris Johnson is How England Ends" -- NYT
"Muslim Tradition of Science Fiction blah blah blah blah"...
Seriously? There's science fiction in a culture that still has witch hunts? Or is the author treating vaguely SF concepts from folk tales as science fiction?
I hate the idiots in the press.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 11:51 AM (LFpoO)
That's how I feel about Tom Hanks...
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for a story at July 22, 2019 11:51 AM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 11:42 AM (bDqIh)
I didn't learn anything surprisingly new about Mr. Rogers, but I thought it was an interesting documentary nonetheless.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 11:52 AM (smcnr)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:33 AM (/O9R9)
They just never roast up quite right.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 11:52 AM (NWiLs)
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Saint Peter don't you call me cause I can't go
I owe my soul to a cup of Joe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 11:45 AM
And I heard that in my head in Tennessee Ernie Ford's voice.
Posted by: Diogenes
*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:52 AM (4IFkp)
Posted by: FISHBONE at July 22, 2019 11:52 AM (/O9R9)
Well of course. You think that job experience will be of any assistance with that college entrance essay n' shiite?
Gotta pimp out the "volunteerism" and "non profits".
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 11:52 AM (6qErC)
Honestly could not tell because blackampersandwhite telebishion. Her daughter carries on the family tradition keeping Lambchop going. Still miss SL. Good honest innocent humor the likes of which we never see anymore...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 11:52 AM (HaL55)
Never had a trans serve us at Mustard's Last Stand, LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 11:52 AM (bDqIh)
Inability to make logical comparisons
Cognitive Dissonance
Presentism
History starts yesterday
Lack of Self Awareness
These are traits every Lefty has without exception.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 11:52 AM (knDqF)
Posted by: Little Omar at July 22, 2019 11:53 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 11:53 AM (+y/Ru)
I'll believe Comey is in jeopardy when he's being dawn raided and frog marched.
Say, whatever happened to Andrew " Lack Of Candor" McCabe?
Last I saw, he was slandering the President on MSNBC and not on trial.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 22, 2019 11:53 AM (PraR5)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 11:53 AM (lwiT4)
Mayor Buttplug says white supremacy could end this country. He also claims that white supremacy started the Civil War.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 11:53 AM (kw5n8)
So's Freddy.
Freddie's Dead.
His hope was a rope...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 11:51 AM (6qErC)
Timothy Leary's dead....
Posted by: The Moody Blues at July 22, 2019 11:54 AM (NFEMn)
Of course she is.
Posted by: Pete in TX at July 22, 2019 11:54 AM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 22, 2019 11:54 AM (88+cf)
So's Freddy.
Freddie's Dead.
His hope was a rope...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 11:51 AM (6qErC)
Timothy Leary's dead....
Posted by: The Moody Blues at July 22, 2019 11:54 AM (NFEMn)
Elvis is dead, and I don't feel so good myself.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 11:54 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Ever since he crossdressed.
(Bosom Buddies)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:54 AM (4IFkp)
Well, there's goats. And flying carpets. And big magik rocks. And goats.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 11:54 AM (6qErC)
Zoolander coal miner.gif
Generally I love South Park, but the "they took our jerbs " joke was quite cruel.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 22, 2019 11:54 AM (SjsxR)
at McDonald's during the day right? Now those adults are illegals. Can't
blame extra curricular activities for that transformation.
Sure, especially as management.
It's just culturally, there's much less emphasis in working these
sorts of jobs in HS vs. an unpaid internship or volunteer/activism work
(as well as sports). Its less common to see a teen at a fast food place.
There are certain spots in my area, such as Dairy queen or the
summer/beach food places that have teens in the summer, but in general,
it's adults.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 11:47 AM (bDqIh)'it is mainly regional. If you go to regions the MSM ignore, it is like a Mcdonalds commerical from the 70s. Regardless, I respect all who work hard. Sure some places are better at customer service like Chick Fil A, but i have had no issues with McDonalds. It is best to check your bag before leaving.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 11:55 AM (n13/j)
Bee larvae hatch with Varroa mites already attached to them, and these tiny parasites suck the hemolymph blood-equivalent out of bees, attack bee fat body organs, compromise their immune systems, and provide pathways for other viruses, diseases and fungal pathogens into bees and colonies.
The destructive mites infected hive after hive. What were once nuisance infections became devastating epidemics, and sometimes efforts to control the mites and diseases further damaged hives.
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 11:55 AM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 11:55 AM (LFpoO)
I'm pretty excited about indoor plumbing.
Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 22, 2019 11:55 AM (AkkRZ)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:33 AM (/O9R9)
They just never roast up quite right.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 11:52 AM (NWiLs)
Starblyats.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 11:55 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Pete in TX at July 22, 2019 11:55 AM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Clock Boy at July 22, 2019 11:55 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
F'n Dems.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 11:55 AM (4IFkp)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 11:56 AM (k3QlD)
Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 22, 2019 11:55 AM (AkkRZ)
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You mean it's finally come to Ohio?
Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2019 11:56 AM (aXucN)
No problem. 'cause it ain't chili.
It's soup. With noodles n' stuff.
Carry on.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 11:56 AM (6qErC)
You will not bait me by slandering Cincinnati Chili.
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Slander is making false statements.
It IS spaghetti noodles slathered in cinamon flavored ketchup.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:56 AM (8XRCm)
Mayor Buttplug says white supremacy could end this country. He also claims that white supremacy started the Civil War.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
I can hardly wait for the utopia to be brought on by non-white supremacy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 11:56 AM (aKsyK)
This is the problem with modern people. they think making coffee is "slaving". That's the extent of their comprehension of hard work. People have gotten so far away from the labor that actually produces anything they can't even connect the ideas together. Anything more than sitting slumped in a chair using your thumbs to send single-sentence texts is hard work to a generation of elois.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2019 11:56 AM (39g3+)
In case you missed it....
Democrats and Fake News have abandoned the no-longer-effective "racist" slur for President Trump.
Democrats and Fake News have come up with something better, something even more awful:
President Trump is "worse than a racist."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 11:56 AM (Jy6ww)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 11:56 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 11:57 AM (6qErC)
Lattes don't keep a heart/lung machine operating during a delicate operation. Electricity does.
Posted by: bicentennialguy
Lattes don't keep the air conditioning on.
You know what people really like? Sugar.
Posted by: Starbucks at July 22, 2019 11:57 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 11:53 AM (kw5n
The plan is to just keep hammering away at the "White Supremacy" straw man until
white supremacist = Trump supporter in voters minds in order to
shame anyone THINKING about voting for Trump into thinking again....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 11:57 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:57 AM (/O9R9)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 11:57 AM (knDqF)
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We in Cincinnati had The Cool Ghoul, hosting his Saturday night Scream-In in the 70s. Fun times as a kid!
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Remember Hattie the Witch? Battie Hattie from Cincinnati. A Puppet witch. And I think there was a puppet dog... snarfie? Snarfie R. Dog?
Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 11:57 AM (nUSav)
You will not bait me by slandering Cincinnati Chili.
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Slander is making false statements.
It IS spaghetti noodles slathered in cinamon flavored ketchup.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:56 AM (8XRCm)
We're running Currahee! Three miles up, three miles down!
Posted by: Captain Sobel at July 22, 2019 11:57 AM (NWiLs)
BREAKING NEWS: Former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton had her third child this morning, a son yclept Jasper Clinton Mezvinsky.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
How do you pronounce yclept?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 11:57 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at July 22, 2019 11:58 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 11:56 AM (lwiT4)
Blacks did until the '60's.....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 11:58 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 11:56 AM (lwiT4)
The parents of that jerk from Lonesome Dove?
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 11:58 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 11:58 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 11:58 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 11:58 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: JAS at July 22, 2019 11:58 AM (I5SAg)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 11:58 AM (JoUsr)
The Marine Corps Light Marine Air Defense Integrated System (LMADIS) jammed the Iranian drone that the Trump administration said flew within 1,000 yards of a U.S. Navy warship, a defense official told Military.com.
The military site reports that the California-based 11th Marine Expeditionary Unit, which includes about 2,200 Marines, deployed to the Middle East with LMADIS.
One of my shipmates has a son with that Unit and is deployed on the Boxer
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 11:58 AM (p0A33)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2019 11:58 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 11:59 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Dana Perino at July 22, 2019 11:59 AM (vg8iE)
My point exactly.
The first step toward improving one's lot in life is to WILL it & make a PLAN.
"Hillbilly Elegy" was instructive in that regard.
The Armed Services is a time-honored way to acquire a job skill that's in demand, plus you pick up the veterans' preference.
Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2019 11:59 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 11:56 AM (lwiT4)
grrrrrrrllll
Posted by: Dana's Jasper at July 22, 2019 11:59 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 11:59 AM (aKsyK)
As I've been fighting a flu for the last two weeks, Ive been watching a great deal of YouTube. I saw an antkeeper who had a mite outbreak in one of his nests. A viewer spotted predatory mites on some of the antkeeper's other critters, so he tried harvesting some of these mites and seeing of they'd fight the parasitic mites.
It worked. I wonder if something similar would work for bees.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 11:59 AM (LFpoO)
Lattes don't keep a heart/lung machine operating during a delicate operation. Electricity does.
Posted by: bicentennialguy
Lattes don't keep the air conditioning on.
You know what people really like? Sugar.
Posted by: Starbucks at July 22, 2019 11:57 AM (n13/j)
Aww Sugar. Aww honey honey.
You are my candy girl, and you got me wanting you.
Posted by: The Archies at July 22, 2019 12:00 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 12:00 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 12:00 PM (JoUsr)
The problem is that our definition of "working class" is over-centered on societally-obsolete white males working obsolete jobs in obsolete regions. There's a whole other vibrant, vital, REAL working class that is urban, metropolitan, intersectional and diverse working in...
...relevant 21st Century industries like service, data, transportation, food-service, hospitality, medical/elder-care, etc that analyses like this ignores because they dont comport to the outdated/romanticized hardhat/lunchpail "hardscrabble white dad breadwinner" iconography.
Turns out his real problem is with white people and rural jobs. He hates both and lurves him some urban minority dude doing meaningless work. He's a video game "writer" who has no comprehension of real life.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2019 12:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 12:00 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Pete in TX at July 22, 2019 12:00 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 22, 2019 11:55 AM (AkkRZ)
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You mean it's finally come to Ohio?
When Electricity Came to Arkansas -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-ycFgc6XMA
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 12:00 PM (HaL55)
This Mayor Butt Edge Edge character is truly execrable.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun
Indiana media just loves the guy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 12:00 PM (aKsyK)
President Trump is "worse than a racist."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 11:56 AM (Jy6ww)
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Racister?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 12:00 PM (FiUMj)
You are my candy girl, and you got me wanting you.
Posted by: The Archies"
Meh. We've heard it all before...
kinda like John, Paul, and George
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 12:00 PM (6qErC)
https://tinyurl.com/y3r9xvcv
But Bette Midler is in it, so I hope it dies the death of a thousand dogs.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2019 12:01 PM (Ki5SV)
Guest: Yes, Bob! Let's do this!!
Host: Ok!! Here we go! Ellen, you have thirty seconds to explain why *this* is racist --
[Curtain rises, displaying a set of four cork drink coasters on a coffee table]
Guest: Oh gosh, um, let's see, well those are coasters, we have some of those, hm, um, well you know I think they, ah, are evidence of white privilege, Bob, because, um, because, like, you need glasses, you know, drink glasses, to use them, and, um, lots of minorities, and like just about everyone in Africa, Asia, you know, they don't have glasses there. They also don't have coffee tables, Bob, they, you know, they can't afford them, they are busy working to feed their children, Bob, they only make like a dollar a month, and even a used coffee table is going to cost you fifty bucks, Bob, so it's really just all so really, really racist.
[Buzzer sounds]
Host: You did it, Ellen! Congratulations! You've won the grand prize!!
[Host walks over to Guest, shoots her in the head, then shoots himself in the head. Wild applause from audience.]
Announcer: Join us next week for another thriiiiiilllllling episode of "Everthing's Racist!" Good night everybody!
Posted by: Everything's Racist! The Game Show at July 22, 2019 12:01 PM (4Eo4+)
That was kinda my point. Americans who typically took those jobs have been steered into other occupations, one example being teens encouraged to beef up their college applications with eye-catching activism, volunteering, etc.
It wasn't that Americans won't do them, it's that a lot of Americans have been convinced these jobs are beneath them. I have to assume that at least one of the reasons that so many fast food and service jobs nowadays are filled with immigrants (legal and illegal) is because that's who applies. It's more complex than that, of course, but it's an obvious cultural shift, at least in some parts of the country.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 12:01 PM (bDqIh)
That's just pathetic. Bob Chipman, your triple foam soy latte with extra soy is now ready for you.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 12:01 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 11:59 AM (FiUMj)
sounds Texany
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 12:01 PM (n13/j)
https://tinyurl.com/y2a4thwr
This popped up over the weekend on one of my deranged friends
Facebook pages. Seems this guys has figured out why Trump supporters
follow Trump...... and he did it by using SCIENCE!!
... hilarity ensued.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:45 AM (8XRCm)
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That analysis is a hoot. If leftists didn't have projection, they'd have no ions ... or something.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 12:01 PM (1oaFs)
President Trump is "worse than a racist."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter
So they admit they have nothing. LOLGFY
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 12:02 PM (4IFkp)
Posted by: Piano guys phone at July 22, 2019 12:02 PM (A3Ult)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 12:03 PM (AURKQ)
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And that's just a fantasy in his head, anyway - whole lots of whites/males work in those jobs, and they'd rather have the jobs that pay better, that they or their dads used to do, and are voting for TRUMP for that reason.
These people are just living in the Iron Bubble of the Left Pole and know nothing of what real people are going through.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 12:03 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 12:03 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 11:56 AM (k3QlD)
The woman that makes AOC look as pretty as s Clydesdale shat out another. Rejoice, Peasants, for a new lord walks among you.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2019 12:03 PM (jkKdU)
Posted by: Jasper Hubble at July 22, 2019 12:03 PM (EgshT)
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Cool Ghoul, Hattie and Snarfie - Once upon a broomstick
No chili.
Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 12:03 PM (vrRJj)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 12:03 PM (so+oy)
$10 says he ends up being gender non-binary or trans.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 12:03 PM (bDqIh)
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Yup. Get it from leftist pseudo-Christians all the time. They push their gay-friendly, mystic-leaning, pantheistic Rick Warren/Hillsong crap; and if you point out that it's false teaching, you're being "divisive."
Just like in politics, lies are supposed to bind us together, and truth is "divisive."
Posted by: RKae at July 22, 2019 12:03 PM (ry4Ms)
Posted by: Captain Sobel at July 22, 2019 11:57 AM (NWiLs)
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Lt Winters Permission to speak.
Go ahead.
Why does Captain Sobel hate us sir.
Sergeant. Captain Sobel doesnt hate us. He just hates you.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 12:04 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter
sung to the tune of "More Than a Woman."
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 12:04 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 12:04 PM (KP5rU)
That's the other thing. They insist that everyone should want to live a big-city urban life where nobody ever leaves you alone.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 22, 2019 12:04 PM (ap07G)
The 22 year-old kid slaving over the latte machine right now is more
representative of the REAL societally-revelant, worthwhile "working
class" than the racist fucking ghouls whinging about their coal jerbs
Bullshit. Coal mining creates wealth far beyond what some two-legged
coffee maker does. "Societally-relevant?" GMAFB. Also, LOLGF.
But that sort of pathetic ignorance is what comes from dumbing down a
populace for generations. Those progs have no idea how real,
wealth-generating economics works because it's no longer taught.
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A lot of people don't like coffee. You know what everyone fucking loves, however? Electricity.
Lattes don't keep a heart/lung machine operating during a delicate operation. Electricity does.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 11:46 AM (vg8iE)
Hell...Lattes don't keep the electricity running for latte machines. Coal fired power plants do. You can make electricity without lattes but you can't make lattes without electricity.
These douches think the last point in a ginormaous years long production stream of burly dirty hardwroking men from, coffee bean plant to their grinder is irrelevant. The production stream that generated the powr and fules and transportation equipment....IRRELEVANT RACISTS! The only thing that matters is a barrista that can make a Redsocks logo in the foam of your latte. Yeah that's a rational basis ofr an economy.
That guy posting that tripe certainly is an angry little elf.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Hipless at July 22, 2019 12:04 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 12:01 PM (bDqIh)
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Illegals work at McDonald's in LA and SF. Americans work at McDonald's in rural Kansas. Americans will do those jobs if someone is willing to hire them. But in LA and SF, Americans need not apply for certain jobs. When the entire crew is comprised of illegals, including the guy doing the hiring, Michael Jones is not getting hired.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 12:04 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter
sung to the tune of "More Than a Woman."
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Ha! That made me laugh aloud at work!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 12:04 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 12:04 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 11:57 AM (aKsyK)
I think it's "ee-klepped."
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 12:05 PM (smcnr)
Where? There's one nearby (Tomball, TX)...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 12:05 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 22, 2019 12:05 PM (xqfqx)
President Trump is "worse than a racist."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter
So they admit they have nothing. LOLGFY
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 12:02 PM (4IFkp)
He must be in-racist! It's like infamous.
Posted by: Ned Nederlander at July 22, 2019 12:05 PM (q1Pj5)
https://tinyurl.com/y2a4thwr
This popped up over the weekend on one of my deranged friends Facebook pages. Seems this guys has figured out why Trump supporters follow Trump...... and he did it by using SCIENCE!!
... hilarity ensued.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 11:45 AM (8XRCm)
Psychology is a joke.
But aren't psychologists the ones who bleat about the virtue of being "non-judgmental?" Whatever happened to that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 12:05 PM (6RhgT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 11:57 AM
https://wordsmith.org/words/yclept.mp3
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 12:05 PM (5hngA)
Gee, you mean like Zimbabwe? Or South Africa? Or any of the other lovely, civilized nations of Africa?
Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 22, 2019 12:06 PM (AkkRZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 12:06 PM (p0A33)
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 12:06 PM (SUJyY)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter
sung to the tune of "More Than a Woman."
--
Tavares or The Bee Gees? That's the question.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 12:06 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 12:06 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Geoff Flakey at July 22, 2019 12:06 PM (pPQeR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2019 12:06 PM (ovir2)
Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 12:06 PM (a0IVu)
I stood guard while my college buddy stole a life-size Elvira beer advert. I will not apologize.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at July 22, 2019 12:07 PM (Vy7tf)
Fight me.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 12:00 PM (8XRCm)
Pistols at dawn, sirrah!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2019 12:07 PM (Ki5SV)
People who saw the movie know what I'm talking about.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 12:07 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 11:59 AM (FiUMj)
sounds Texany
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 12:01 PM (n13/j)
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Sounds Northeastern-y too, lol. Since that's where I grew up and learned my sayings.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 12:07 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter
sung to the tune of "More Than a Woman."
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 12:04 PM (NFEMn)
I was thinking "More Than a Feeling" by Boston.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 12:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 12:06 PM (SUJyY)
You must be the kinda guy who uses the phrase "case of the Mondays", huh?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 12:07 PM (AURKQ)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S DUMPING ON TYPICAL UNION JOBS, WHICH USED TO BE A KEY DEMOCRAT DEMOGRAPHIC. NO LOVE LEFT FOR THEM, HUH?
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGERy at July 22, 2019 12:07 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ned Nederlander at July 22, 2019 12:05 PM (q1Pj5)
He's an Ur-racist! He's racist^2! He's ... he's ... (splutters in rage) ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 12:07 PM (6RhgT)
Here's the problem with "non-judgmental:"
-murder? Don't judge
-rape? Don't judge
-child molestation? Don't judge
-necrophilia? Don't judge
-cannibalism? Don't judge
If you "don't judge" there are no longer cultural norms and everything is OK.
Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 22, 2019 12:08 PM (AkkRZ)
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 12:06 PM (SUJyY)
You must be the kinda guy who uses the phrase "case of the Mondays", huh?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 12:07 PM (AURKQ)
Just feeling extra divisive this morning
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 12:08 PM (SUJyY)
Are your expectations now lowered?
Posted by: Getcha Pull at July 22, 2019 12:08 PM (NxIci)
Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/y2rkpusl
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2019 11:21 AM (Ki5SV)
Golly, that blurb for the book on amazon is sure one schlocky piece of writing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2019 12:08 PM (abNpZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 12:08 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 12:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 12:06 PM (a0IVu)
Should've named Hillary "Gasper."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 12:08 PM (6RhgT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2019 12:00 PM (39g3+)
He's not even that. He's just some shitty lard ass vidya game critic with a Mario fetish* that lives in his parent's basement.
*No, seriously, do an image search. It's sad, disturbing and fucking hilarious all at once.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2019 12:08 PM (jkKdU)
I do not believe this. A lot of America-hating Marxist tools have been convinced of this, but im not so convinced that number is so high. Liberals do not swallow the codswollop they try to feed us. Means to an end....
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at July 22, 2019 12:09 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 12:08 PM (AURKQ)
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How about 25-life in the box?
Because it just screams "redcoat spy" to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 12:09 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019
*
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"Will never be president"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2019 12:09 PM (4c+5M)
I like some of Hillsong's stuff. Especially with Darlene Zschech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_aIauL2xKA
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 12:09 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Rick Beato on YouTube breaks down songs and takes you through every little detail.
He did "More Than a Feeling" a while ago. It was fantastic! I had no idea there was that much going on in it. It's actually quite complex.
Posted by: RKae at July 22, 2019 12:09 PM (ry4Ms)
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Great Lakes Brewery Christmas Ale
if you like nutmeg and cinnamon
if you don't, you wouldn't be eating Cincinnati Chili
Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 12:09 PM (KjOAe)
Divisive is the term the people in power use to try to stop change. Its the song of the establishment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2019 12:09 PM (39g3+)
Media: "Why two puppies?"
Trump: "See? No one cares about the illegals!"
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 12:10 PM (4IFkp)
The 22 year-old kid slaving over the latte machine right now is more representative of the REAL societally-revelant, worthwhile "working class" than the racist fucking ghouls whinging about their coal jerbs
The coal miner is more comparable to the POC slaving on the coffee plantation.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 22, 2019 12:10 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 12:10 PM (FiUMj)
been steered into other occupations, one example being teens encouraged
to beef up their college applications with eye-catching activism,
volunteering, etc.
It wasn't that Americans won't do them, it's that a lot of Americans
have been convinced these jobs are beneath them. I have to assume that
at least one of the reasons that so many fast food and service jobs
nowadays are filled with immigrants (legal and illegal) is because
that's who applies. It's more complex than that, of course, but it's an
obvious cultural shift, at least in some parts of the country.
Don't forget the millions of formerly good paying, upwardly-mobile careers that were destroyed with the stroke of a pen with NAFTA. Our manufacturing sector (and the political support that came with it) was abolished on purpose by BJ Cliton and his NWO puppetmasters.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 12:10 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 12:10 PM (4IFkp)
Wearing U g g s while texting on your I-Phone XS wearing an Apple Watch.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2019 12:10 PM (39g3+)
-murder? Don't judge
-rape? Don't judge
-child molestation? Don't judge
-necrophilia? Don't judge
-cannibalism? Don't judge
If you "don't judge" there are no longer cultural norms and everything is OK.
Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 22, 2019 12:08 PM (AkkRZ)
Here was my response: "We're asked to render judgment every election day. Rendering judgment is what adults do all day, all the time. (Most prosaically "Is it a ball, or a strike?"). Of course, it's probably better that those who have no discernible judgment do not attempt this task."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 12:11 PM (6RhgT)
Then came Fast Times at Ridgemont High and the idea that you were a major DORK if you worked fast food--doubly so if you actually took PRIDE in working there--like the dork in the movie.
But being a barrista--or a beverage server in some chains--is still cool for whites.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 12:11 PM (NFEMn)
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Hmm. I might be your college buddy.
Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 12:11 PM (cm1Wq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2019 12:11 PM (39g3+)
But aren't psychologists the ones who bleat about the virtue of being "non-judgmental?" Whatever happened to that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 12:05 PM (6RhgT)
Orange Man Bad usurped the throne from our rightful ruler, Hillary the Hagful, Duchess of Chappaqua, Sorrow of Benghazi, Hammer of the Deplorables.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 12:11 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2019 12:11 PM (39g3+)
Careful, Muldoon's a blade man, man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 12:12 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 12:13 PM (knDqF)
He did "More Than a Feeling" a while ago. It was fantastic! I had no idea there was that much going on in it. It's actually quite complex.
Posted by: RKae at July 22, 2019 12:09 PM (ry4Ms)
That was great.
The dual 12 string acoustic guitars are the foundation, right?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 12:13 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2019 12:09 PM (39g3+)
Bureaucrats in a socialist university in Europe used the term "divisive" in exactly that manner.
I suppose nowadays they might say "haram" instead.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 12:13 PM (6RhgT)
Heh. My wife worked at McDs. She told me the manager put the good looking girls up front and the not so good looking people at the back or drive through.
Wife: blonde and hot
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 12:13 PM (FiUMj)
"More Racist Than Racist" - Extremely White Zombie
Posted by: bananaDream at July 22, 2019 12:13 PM (OX1w2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2019 12:00 PM (39g3+)
He's not even that. He's just some shitty lard ass vidya game critic with a Mario fetish* that lives in his parent's basement.
*No, seriously, do an image search. It's sad, disturbing and fucking hilarious all at once.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2019 12:08 PM (jkKdU)
Movie Blog self published a fucking BOOK about Mario World.
He's every pathetic fat nerd cliche brought to life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 12:15 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 12:05 PM (6RhgT)
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He's a SJW first, THEN a psychologist.
I thought the left discarded trait based behavior predictors when they discarded their Eugenics movement.
However.... It is comforting to know that we are the way are because we were born that way. We're hardwired to be racist assholes.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 12:15 PM (8XRCm)
You get really really sick of the food they make though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2019 12:15 PM (39g3+)
...so I checked... yup.
The Boss is up with one of those itty bitty link posts to ease us into Monday.
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=382413
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for a story at July 22, 2019 12:16 PM (sLVyZ)
white supremacist = Trump supporter in voters minds in order to
shame anyone THINKING about voting for Trump into thinking again....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 11:57 AM (NFEMn)
Of course, the downside of this (for them) is that if they keep saying 'white supremacist' over and over again, it's pejorative power will fade and eventually lose all meaning. And of course there's the phenomenon that if everyone's a white supremacist, then no one is.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 22, 2019 12:16 PM (smcnr)
Wife: blonde and hot
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 12:13 PM (FiUMj)
And the unfortunate looking kid with bad acne got to clean the spills and mop the floors....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 12:16 PM (NFEMn)
ruler, Hillary the Hagful, Duchess of Chappaqua, Sorrow of Benghazi,
Hammer of the Deplorables.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs!
You forgot Scourge of Carpathia and Sorrow of Moldavia.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 12:17 PM (T6t7i)
Orange Man Bad usurped the throne from our rightful
ruler, Hillary the Hagful, Duchess of Chappaqua, Sorrow of Benghazi,
Hammer of the Deplorables.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs!
You forgot Scourge of Carpathia and Sorrow of Moldavia.
Also, Mulai Ahmed Mohammed el Raisuli the Magnificent, Lord of the Rif, Sultan to the Berbers.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 12:20 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 22, 2019 11:55 AM (AkkRZ)
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You mean it's finally come to Ohio?
Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2019 11:56 AM (aXucN)
Ahem.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 22, 2019 12:21 PM (TdMsT)
And yet, he's verified on Twitter. Got the blue check of approval and protection.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 22, 2019 12:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 11:59 AM (FiUMj)
sounds Texany
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 12:01 PM (n13/j)
No, "Texany" would be using Whataburger as a shortcut to mean all fast food.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2019 12:25 PM (AbD8x)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 12:26 PM (GDooN)
It gets creepier.
Someone dug up an application he submitted to host a "topless pool party" for "girls 12 and up". Parents specifically not permitted to attend.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 12:31 PM (GDooN)
The Marine Corps Light Marine Air Defense Integrated System (LMADIS) jammed the Iranian drone that the Trump administration said flew within 1,000 yards of a U.S. Navy warship, a defense official told Military.com.
The military site reports that the California-based 11th Marine Expeditionary Unit, which includes about 2,200 Marines, deployed to the Middle East with LMADIS.
One of my shipmates has a son with that Unit and is deployed on the Boxer
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 11:58 AM (p0A33)
They used a frickin'. Laser.
(And curses to whoever put More Than A Feeling in my head.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 12:32 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 12:32 PM (GDooN)
It worked. I wonder if something similar would work for bees.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 11:59 AM (LFpoO)
There are "antkeepers"? Who knew? Most people want to get rid of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2019 12:33 PM (abNpZ)
Anyone remember the Lampoon radio skit of Mr. Rogers and the bass player?egg-a-muffin, paid by the note etc.
Posted by: micky at July 22, 2019 12:35 PM (3byMq)
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Posted by: Captain Sobel at July 22, 2019 11:57 AM (NWiLs)
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Lt Winters Permission to speak.
Go ahead.
Why does Captain Sobel hate us sir.
Sergeant. Captain Sobel doesnt hate us. He just hates you.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 12:04 PM (8XRCm)
Dear Lord I love that series. Best thing HBO ever did.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 12:37 PM (xPJvm)
As for divisiveness: someone needs to tell me how you get all 320 million souls in the US (not counting the illegal ones) to agree on anything.
Posted by: steve walsh at July 22, 2019 12:42 PM (yMQGD)
He borrowed the JOOS' weather machine?!
WORST. HITLER. EVER.
Posted by: GWB at July 22, 2019 01:11 PM (pNkYU)
and when the left goes off the wall crazy, they bury it. (LA killings were likely anti-Trump protest)
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