Trump Steals Reagan's 84 Reelection Playbook

Special kicker at the end.

GOD BLESS THE USA🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/w6FenobnlR
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 17, 2019

I have to tell you, I really don't get the ONE "SQUAD" UNDER GOD line at the end. I mean, I kind of do, but I don't see it as a joke. I guess maybe I don't really get it.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:39 PM

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1 1

Posted by: Ha at July 17, 2019 02:40 PM (MAstk)

2 Sick of the odd squad

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2019 02:40 PM (U7k5w)

3 OT

Wes Pruden is mort.

Posted by: Ha at July 17, 2019 02:40 PM (MAstk)

4 Merica.

Fuk yeah.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 17, 2019 02:42 PM (J9wxX)

5 The real squad.
Under God.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 02:42 PM (vEIlU)

6 us vs them squad reference

Posted by: brad at July 17, 2019 02:43 PM (oQLDZ)

7 Squibs

Posted by: FrodoB at July 17, 2019 02:43 PM (37bED)

8 The others have been summoned.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 17, 2019 02:43 PM (81OU+)

9 I LOVE THIS VIDEO!

Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2019 02:43 PM (RBOtF)

10 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:43 PM (VyAV0)

11 It's not so much a joke as a zinger.

It rearranges the deck chairs in definition.

People labeled those four fools as a squad. They are small group of traitors and racists.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 02:43 PM (vEIlU)

12 Yeah, he is saying all Americans are part of a squad, and God protects us.

Mocking the Four Whores of the Apocalypse.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2019 02:44 PM (NoKAc)

13 God Bless President Trump.

We really are lucky he did what he is doing.

Or we'd be really screwed about now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2019 02:44 PM (sy5kK)

14 I hadn't heard much from Pruden since 2016ish. was he ill?

he did good work as I remember, arguing for the Right.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2019 02:44 PM (rGdcx)

15 In before 20!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 17, 2019 02:44 PM (onMxx)

16 And the Democrats response will be clips of Pride Parades and Mexican protesters raising their flag. Sniff, sniff. It brings a tear to my eye.

Posted by: abbynormal at July 17, 2019 02:44 PM (I849g)

17 16 And the Democrats response will be clips of Pride Parades and Mexican protesters raising their flag. Sniff, sniff. It brings a tear to my eye.
Posted by: abbynormal at July 17, 2019 02:44 PM (I849g)

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"True Americans vote Democrat."
-DNC ad over images of MS-13

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:44 PM (VyAV0)

18 As a proud American Woman, I will gladly vote for this pussy grabbin, America lovin white cisgendered male over any Democrat.

And I hope Melania is good to him, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 17, 2019 02:45 PM (J9wxX)

19
I hate that song. It's the "Christmas Shoes" of patriotic songs. I wish someone would write a good song that would effectively overwrite it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 02:45 PM (M9ntN)

20 Merica.

Fuk yeah.
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 17, 2019 02:42 PM (J9wxX)

love that movie

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 02:45 PM (vEIlU)

21 20 Merica.

Fuk yeah.
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 17, 2019 02:42 PM (J9wxX)

love that movie
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 02:45 PM (vEIlU)

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Babette's Feast?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:45 PM (VyAV0)

22 Progressive Death Squads

Posted by: Del-Aware at July 17, 2019 02:46 PM (4Eo4+)

23 He even co-opted the Squad moniker.

LOL.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 17, 2019 02:46 PM (/6uU7)

24

I think the Squad reference was odd, but makes one think...those Communists are definitely not under God, they are under some other weird shit that is anti-American. And that little weasel Omar smirks and snickers about other gods. What a time to be alive.

I liked Wes Pruden, GG Liddy used to read his columns back when I listened to radio. RIP

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 17, 2019 02:46 PM (7wsmM)

25 Squad rhymes with God. There's your funny right there . I guess.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 02:46 PM (zFzxj)

26
There's a squad (I think you call it?) at the very end. Blue Angels or something.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 02:46 PM (M9ntN)

27 Yeah, he is saying all Americans are part of a squad, and God protects us.

Mocking the Four Whores of the Apocalypse.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2019 02:44 PM (NoKAc)

mocking yet patriotic

He never stops.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 02:46 PM (vEIlU)

28 I guess maybe I don't really get it.

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The Odd Squad sets themslves apart. POC, Islam, female, etc.

There is only room for one squad.... Amercians.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 02:46 PM (8XRCm)

29 25 Squad rhymes with God. There's your funny right there . I guess.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 02:46 PM (zFzxj)

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"Oh, a joke. I love jokes."
-Homer Simpson

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:46 PM (VyAV0)

30 23 He even co-opted the Squad moniker.

LOL.
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 17, 2019 02:46 PM (/6uU7)

That makes sense. It's basically "Squad? I gotcher squad right here!"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 17, 2019 02:47 PM (RD7QR)

31 He's saying his squad is the American people, a variation of how he flopped Hillary's "I'm with her" to "I'm with you."

Which squad doo you want to be on - the Socialists or America?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 02:47 PM (bDqIh)

32 I hate that song. It's the "Christmas Shoes" of patriotic songs. I wish someone would write a good song that would effectively overwrite it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 02:45 PM (M9ntN)

I agree.

It's trite, corny, cheesy and -as a song, however much I agree with the sentiments--mediocre.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 02:47 PM (NFEMn)

33 By now, I shouldn't be surprised by the Trumpenator, but I am. How he gets his political opponents to step on their own schmeckels is a sight to behold.

How can one believe that the way to a voter's vote is by bashing America and Americans is beyond me.

I love this man - he fights!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2019 02:47 PM (Y4EXg)

34
mocking yet patriotic

He never stops.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

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I wonder who wrote that one. Stephen Miller?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 02:47 PM (M9ntN)

35 Only way that video could have been better would have been to have this classic tune playing behind it:

https://tinyurl.com/Merica-Fook-Yeah

Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2019 02:48 PM (NoKAc)

36 DJT just did a big squad all over the Dem' s election chances

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2019 02:48 PM (rGdcx)

37 He grabbed the squad by the pussy

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 17, 2019 02:48 PM (O05cL)

38 Babette's Feast?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:45 PM (VyAV0)

love that movie too

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 02:48 PM (vEIlU)

39 33 By now, I shouldn't be surprised by the Trumpenator, but I am. How he gets his political opponents to step on their own schmeckels is a sight to behold.

How can one believe that the way to a voter's vote is by bashing America and Americans is beyond me.

I love this man - he fights!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2019 02:47 PM (Y4EXg)

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"Doesn't drink enough."
-Grant

"Grant! Put down the glass!"
-Rawlins and Julia, at the same time

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:48 PM (VyAV0)

40
I liked Wes Pruden, GG Liddy used to read his columns back when I listened to radio. RIP
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams

Liddy was the first thing I thought of when Pruden's death was mentioned.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2019 02:49 PM (aKsyK)

41 That makes sense. It's basically "Squad? I gotcher squad right here!"
Posted by: joncelli

With the appropriate Queens/Brooklyn gesture..

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 17, 2019 02:49 PM (/6uU7)

42 Team America, F yeah!
One problem though: please stop these infernal QUICK CUTS because we don't have time to even see the faces and I feel like I'm having a seizure trying to follow it.

Posted by: PJ at July 17, 2019 02:49 PM (qlTN9)

43 23 He even co-opted the Squad moniker.

LOL.
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 17, 2019 02:46 PM (/6uU7)
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Yep. I bet Trump thinks the "The Squad" moniker is too flattering for this group of commies so co-opted it. The Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse was more fitting.

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 02:49 PM (G0vdT)

44 My soon-to-be fellow inmates are continuing to write me encouraging and friendly emails! One says he'd like me to sit on his lap and talk about whatever pops up!

Sounds like a real conversationalist!

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at July 17, 2019 02:49 PM (PbpT7)

45 Here's an RNC add that shows how the squad has ginned up violence against ICE and detention centers that ends with:

SQUAD GOALS:ANARCHY

It is good!

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/

1151284073387581441

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 02:49 PM (bDqIh)

46 I can't even imagine what sort of land slide Trump would win if we had the same demographics as Reagan had in 1984. He'd win all 50 states and Democrats would be the Whig party.

I will say Reagan shares a lot of blame for why we have a lot of these problems with his Amnesty bill and how much that changed America. All for a handful of farm interests that didn't want to pay people a real wage.

Posted by: Raven at July 17, 2019 02:49 PM (VH1Q/)

47 There used to be an off-hour weekend radio show on WABC in NY featuring--no joke-- a priest, a rabbi and a minister who went by the name The God Squad.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 02:49 PM (NFEMn)

48 42 Team America, F yeah!
One problem though: please stop these infernal QUICK CUTS because we don't have time to even see the faces and I feel like I'm having a seizure trying to follow it.
Posted by: PJ at July 17, 2019 02:49 PM (qlTN9)

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Welcome to modern editing.

It's not going anywhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:49 PM (VyAV0)

49 There is a bear in the woods. For some people, the bear is easy to see. Others don't see it at all. Some people say the bear is tame. Others say it's vicious and dangerous. Since no one can really be sure who's right, isn't it smart to be as strong as the bear? If there is a bear.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 17, 2019 02:49 PM (cux11)

50 He is blatantly stealing the word "Squad" from Donkey Chompers. Think of it like the term "Fake News".
Remember Pizzagate? The Left was going to use the term "Fake News" to attack any piece of news that was good for Trump. Instead he stole the term right out from under them. I think that is the goal here with "Squad".

Posted by: Eric at July 17, 2019 02:49 PM (PcdWR)

51 Trump borrows a LOT from Reagan. (see the economic recovery and how it happened as Exhibit A.) I was just discussing this with a friend the other day. It makes sense, Reagan was effective and popular and his presidency coincided with Trump's golden tycoon-playboy era. Trump's clearly a big Reagan fan.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 02:50 PM (O8WFE)

52 Somebody call for the Squad?

Posted by: Linc Hayes at July 17, 2019 02:50 PM (F3zQg)

53 There's just a one squad!

Posted by: frail but frisky at July 17, 2019 02:50 PM (rzWGg)

54 I hate that song. It's the "Christmas Shoes" of patriotic songs. I wish someone would write a good song that would effectively overwrite it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 02:45 PM (M9ntN)

I agree. Sick of it. America the Beautiful is far better.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 17, 2019 02:50 PM (H8QX8)

55 Love how they managed to get in the hand-drawn "BUILD THE WALL" poster and the background of "Securing The Nation" as well.

Posted by: DocJ at July 17, 2019 02:50 PM (DU2N9)

56 >>There is a bear in the woods. For some people, the bear is easy to see. Others don't see it at all. Some people say the bear is tame. Others say it's vicious and dangerous. Since no one can really be sure who's right, isn't it smart to be as strong as the bear? If there is a bear.

Does your bear poop?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 02:50 PM (K/2j/)

57 The Horde are a rabble of contrarians. I would include myself. I like the song though I do like Toby Kidth's patriotic songs better. He has at least three that are better.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 02:50 PM (zFzxj)

58 Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 02:49 PM (NFEMn)

Hah-yep! That was broadcast in Buffalo too.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 02:51 PM (O8WFE)

59 I like the song.

I love my President.

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2019 02:51 PM (bPZtB)

60 Lizzy at July 17, 2019 02:49 PM (bDqIh)

I got "that page doesn't exist"

Posted by: abbynormal at July 17, 2019 02:51 PM (I849g)

61 There is a bear in the woods. For some people, the bear is easy to see. Others don't see it at all. Some people say the bear is tame. Others say it's vicious and dangerous. Since no one can really be sure who's right, isn't it smart to be as strong as the bear? If there is a bear.

Wow, man.....pass the bong!

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 02:51 PM (NFEMn)

62 If there is a bear.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Oh, there is.

Load appropriately.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 17, 2019 02:51 PM (/6uU7)

63 52 Somebody call for the Squad?
Posted by: Linc Hayes at July 17, 2019 02:50 PM (F3zQg)

Solid.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 17, 2019 02:51 PM (RD7QR)

64
I agree.

It's trite, corny, cheesy and -as a song, however much I agree with the sentiments--mediocre.
Posted by: JoeF.

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Ugh, thank you. The tune, the words, just nursery rhyme garbage. "Ebony and Ivory" is another equivalent that comes to mind (except I couldn't care less about its "message").

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 02:51 PM (M9ntN)

65 Kieth's = Kidth

WTH

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 02:52 PM (zFzxj)

66 The Odd Squad?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2019 02:52 PM (T9VmS)

67 Oh my that was wonderful.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 02:52 PM (lwiT4)

68 Oh wow Ace you do not get this?

It is powerful.

America- a lot of its culture is team sports. A group of people get together and they might not ha e anything much in common other than they chose to be on that team. This is one of the biggest reasons Americas all volunteer military is the most professional and best in the world.

(The formatting here will not let me do apostrophes and commas)

Posted by: Confucius Calling at July 17, 2019 02:52 PM (uIqJA)

69 I got to watch Lee Greenwood perform that song onboard the USS Midway on a deployment to the Persian Gulf in 1987 on a USO tour with Bob Hope. He brought the house down with that one.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 17, 2019 02:52 PM (JUOKG)

70 Trump set this up in the SOTU speech earlier this year. Freedom VS Socialism.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 17, 2019 02:52 PM (gC2IV)

71 We finally have someone who was born of the Left. He knows what makes them tick, what gets under their skin, and how to neutralize them.

More than that, he understands mass marketing as well as the best 100 dark smoky rooms the Uniparty can assemble.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2019 02:52 PM (pM4T6)

72 In Hartford, Herriford and Hampshire, hampsterfucking hardly ever happens.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 02:53 PM (NWiLs)

73 You gotta do squads on leg day.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 02:53 PM (bcbK8)

74 There is a bear in the woods. For some people, the
bear is easy to see. Others don't see it at all. Some people say the
bear is tame. Others say it's vicious and dangerous. Since no one can
really be sure who's right, isn't it smart to be as strong as the bear?
If there is a bear.

Does your bear poop?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 02:50 PM
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Schrodinger's bear?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 17, 2019 02:53 PM (JUOKG)

75 I like it. Give the kiddie cabal all the respect they deserve-zero.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 17, 2019 02:53 PM (jp0Bv)

76 >>I hate that song. It's the "Christmas Shoes" of patriotic songs. I wish someone would write a good song that would effectively overwrite it.

Yeah -- "LET FREEDOM RIIIIIIING. . ."
(Just kidding, I know that song Hannity uses is about triumphing over an abusive husband)

I bet one problem is that with more recent country songs that are patriotic, the artists would not let him use their songs

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 02:53 PM (bDqIh)

77 "One Squad" paints them as the dividers they truly are. In bold unmissable letters.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2019 02:53 PM (pM4T6)

78 12 Yeah, he is saying all Americans are part of a squad, and God protects us.

Mocking the Four Whores of the Apocalypse."

I agree - not really a joke, just a dig.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 02:53 PM (Kpl3J)

79 Ugh, thank you. The tune, the words, just nursery rhyme garbage. "Ebony and Ivory" is another equivalent that comes to mind (except I couldn't care less about its "message").
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 02:51 PM (M9ntN)

the line where he sings, "where at least I know I'm free" always rubbed me the wrong way.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 02:54 PM (NFEMn)

80 One squad under God
With Liberty and Justice for All.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 17, 2019 02:54 PM (88+cf)

81 "...where at LEAST I know I'm free."

That "least" just bugs me. Pretty sure he just needed one more syllable to fit there and that's the best he could come up with.

I wrote a lot of songs back in the day. That kind of thing jumps out at me.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 02:54 PM (O8WFE)

82 Hey

Keith = Kieth

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 02:54 PM (zFzxj)

83 They don't build statues for critics.

Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2019 02:54 PM (bPZtB)

84 I will say Reagan shares a lot of blame for why we have a lot of these problems...
Posted by: Raven at July 17, 2019 02:49 PM (VH1Q/)

Bush. Reagan's heart wasn't in that choice. I think he listened too much to John Sears.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 17, 2019 02:54 PM (H8QX8)

85 enough about that smelly horrid nasty bear.

Posted by: the brown rabbit who used to be white at July 17, 2019 02:54 PM (rGdcx)

86 It's trite, corny, cheesy and -as a song, however much I agree with the sentiments--mediocre.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 02:47 PM (NFEMn)

and it makes me stand up

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 02:54 PM (lwiT4)

87 54 I hate that song. It's the "Christmas Shoes" of patriotic songs. I wish someone would write a good song that would effectively overwrite it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 02:45 PM (M9ntN)

I agree. Sick of it. America the Beautiful is far better.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 17, 2019 02:50 PM (H8QX

America: Fuck Yeah

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK8)

88 42 Team America, F yeah!
One problem though: please stop these infernal QUICK CUTS because we don't have time to even see the faces and I feel like I'm having a seizure trying to follow it.
Posted by: PJ at July 17, 2019 02:49 PM (qlTN9)

Unfortunately, most video created for the under 29 crowd uses this technique. I agree with you, it is a pain.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2019 02:54 PM (sy5kK)

89 There's the Hate America Squad that's ripping this country to shreds and then there's the Love America Squad that appreciates this country and it's patriotism.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2019 02:54 PM (RBOtF)

90

Wes Pruden...

David French and pantloads Hayes and Goldberg.

How far conservative media has fallen.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 17, 2019 02:54 PM (7wsmM)

91 Also most Americans choose to be on the team-
to be Americans and if they do not like it they can leave freely unlike China and some other places for example.

Posted by: Confucius Calling at July 17, 2019 02:54 PM (uIqJA)

92 Welcome to modern editing.

It's not going anywhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Preach it.

Posted by: Max Headroom at July 17, 2019 02:55 PM (4bd7D)

93 If we are in the Squad I want to be Linc.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 02:55 PM (K/2j/)

94 It's the quotation marks around "squad" that do it.

Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 02:55 PM (bM37c)

95 Where was that dude in the purple dress?

Posted by: Marooned at July 17, 2019 02:55 PM (8hRlF)

96 Its squads, all the way down......

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 17, 2019 02:55 PM (88+cf)

97 >>I got "that page doesn't exist"

OK, try this: https://tinyurl.com/y2zqqmrw

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 02:55 PM (bDqIh)

98
Only way that video could have been better would have been to have this classic tune playing behind it:

https://tinyurl.com/Merica-Fook-Yeah
Posted by: Sharkman

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I LOVE that song! What could we substitute for "fook" that would make it FTC-compliant and family-friendly?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 02:55 PM (M9ntN)

99 Unfortunately, most video created for the under 29 crowd uses this technique. I agree with you, it is a pain.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Fourteen-second attention spans must be served!

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 17, 2019 02:56 PM (/6uU7)

100 98
I LOVE that song! What could we substitute for "fook" that would make it FTC-compliant and family-friendly?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 02:55 PM (M9ntN)

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"FUUUUUUUUUUDGE"
-Ralphie

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:56 PM (VyAV0)

101 America the Beautiful is far better.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
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America isn't, and never has been beautiful.

Posted by: Democrats at July 17, 2019 02:56 PM (KoKdw)

102 America - Hell Yeah! I guess.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 02:56 PM (O8WFE)

103

'ONE SQUAD UNDER GOD': Trump Trolls Far-Left Congresswomen With Patriotic Video
https://tinyurl.com/y3smbpr5

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 02:56 PM (vEIlU)

104 99 Unfortunately, most video created for the under 29 crowd uses this technique. I agree with you, it is a pain.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Fourteen-second attention spans must be served!
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 17, 2019 02:56 PM (/6uU7)

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It makes the experience feel like it's passing faster. It's a pacing thing.

Don't blame me. I watch Tarkovsky movies for fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:56 PM (VyAV0)

105 Merica.

Fuk yeah.
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 17, 2019 02:42 PM (J9wxX)

love that movie

Posted by: artisanal 'ette
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Puppet seks or puppet projectile vomiting?

Posted by: Now that's acting . . . at July 17, 2019 02:57 PM (Ya4Ow)

106

Imagine tying Sandy and that little weasel Omar down to a sofa...then playing that song, with that video at 100db.

They would gnaw through their arms to get out of there. Sandy would do a better job gnawing with those monster incisors she's got, and probably help Omar out.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 17, 2019 02:57 PM (7wsmM)

107 So the FTC won't let me be, or let me be me, so let me see...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 02:57 PM (bcbK8)

108
and it makes me stand up
Posted by: grammie winger

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Me too. But I'm plugging my ears while I'm doing it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 02:57 PM (M9ntN)

109 I understand and know the bear.

We are one.

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 17, 2019 02:57 PM (Nn6zC)

110 Imagine Barry Soetero putting out a video like that. Go ahead. Try and imagine it.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 02:57 PM (lwiT4)

111 Is the rally in NC tonight?

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2019 02:57 PM (BbGew)

112 Omar could hide a handcuff key in her headrag.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 02:57 PM (O8WFE)

113 America's promise is beautiful. not as beautiful as the call to prayer or my own sonorous voice, though.

Posted by: Barry from Djakarta at July 17, 2019 02:58 PM (rGdcx)

114 Wesley Crusher is mort?

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 17, 2019 02:58 PM (8ah8I)

115 The Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse was more fitting.

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 02:49 PM (G0vdT)

The Four Horsewoman of the AFlockALips. After all, they are good at flapping their gums.

Posted by: RickZ at July 17, 2019 02:58 PM (Y8PSl)

116 That "least" just bugs me. Pretty sure he just needed one more syllable to fit there and that's the best he could come up with.

I wrote a lot of songs back in the day. That kind of thing jumps out at me.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 02:54 PM (O8WFE)

It's like he's saying, even if your life SUCKS, "at LEAST you're free...." I get what he means, but it almost sounds like a parody, like that great Kinks tune "Victoria." The guy in that song sings about England, "I am poor but I'm free."

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 02:58 PM (NFEMn)

117
Wesley Crusher is mort?

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Wait... wut?

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

118 114 Wesley Crusher is mort?
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 17, 2019 02:58 PM (8ah8I)

Don't tease me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 02:58 PM (bcbK8)

119 Lizzy at July 17, 2019 02:55 PM (bDqIh)

Thanks Lizzy. That worked. Great ad.

Posted by: abbynormal at July 17, 2019 02:58 PM (I849g)

120 You get pretty sick of Lee Greenwood's song when for a week before each 4th of July the boss starts playing it 24/7 for the customers. And you are stuck there for at least eight hours a day listening to it.

And now for something different
https://youtu.be/zCTJmXrgsFg

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2019 02:58 PM (T9VmS)

121 Imagine Barry Soetero putting out a video like that. Go ahead. Try and imagine it.
Posted by: grammie winger
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Marines are only good for holding umbrellas, typical white person.

Posted by: Barky at July 17, 2019 02:58 PM (KoKdw)

122 89 There's the Hate America Squad that's ripping this country to shreds

......

This. Democrats have been playing on class resentments- race division. Religious divisions. That under God part might really drive them nuts.

As an aside - the army of one- ads were some of the worst the military ever did. It is antithetical to the ideals of the military but - in their defense- they were trying to appeal to the supposed me generation. The kids might be better than most think.

Posted by: Confucius Calling at July 17, 2019 02:59 PM (uIqJA)

123 You wanna know who wrote all the best Crowd songs?

Queen, that's who.

I wanna see Trump lead a chorus of "We are the Champions".

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 02:59 PM (Kpl3J)

124
Omar could hide a handcuff key in her headrag.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 02:57 PM (O8WFE)

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pfffft..... she could hide a Keurig in that thing.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 02:59 PM (8XRCm)

125 Did you see how many white people were in that video? /CNN

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 17, 2019 02:59 PM (8ah8I)

126 Please God, let him announce tonight that he's ignoring all the bullshit rulings from Hawaiian judges and going ahead with his plans.

He's never going to get any help from Congress, so just go ahead and do it.

Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 02:59 PM (bM37c)

127 The "One Squad Under God" does a fantastic job of ruining their entire Squad moniker.

The question many will ask is "which Squad? The one Under God, or the other one that is always angry and hates America?"

Trump sent a torpedo into the side of their rickety ship. He walked onto the playground and stole their marbles.

It is truly a thing of beauty when you think about it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2019 02:59 PM (sy5kK)

128 125 Did you see how many white people were in that video? /CNN
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 17, 2019 02:59 PM (8ah8I)

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Did you see how many white people are on your board, CNN?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 02:59 PM (VyAV0)

129 I dislike the song as well. Nice meaning and great attempt at patriotism but too sappy sweet and lays it on to thick. I agree very much with the ideas. It needs to be redone bigly.

Great add. Good visuals. Great jab at the end. Sliding the dagger in between the ribs when enemy is raging "I'm not anti-american".

Murica! MAGA!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 17, 2019 02:59 PM (0OmEj)

130 Trump knows how to take your strength and turn it into weakness.

Strength = Four "independent" dynamic women who won't be cowed or silenced. All united in one new strong voice.

Weakness = it's now 380,000,000 vs 4

I'm talking about a mental image here. Trump doesn't generally operate on the level of what's conscious and processed by the mind. He gets under all that. The heart of his message - in just a few words - is they have four, we have 400,000,000.

It doesn't matter how many millions agree with them! It's about making their marketing (because that's what it is) look small and insignificant - without saying it. He also has the truth behind him which is why their counters can never top him.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2019 03:00 PM (pM4T6)

131
Unfortunately, most video created for the under 29 crowd uses this technique. I agree with you, it is a pain.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

======

I stumbled onto one of these teenaged "social media influencers" or whatever they are t'other day on YouTube and -- it was so irritating that I couldn't stop watching. I honestly wonder if that's the secret of their success.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 03:00 PM (M9ntN)

132 117
Wesley Crusher is mort?

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Wait... wut?
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

About a week and a half ago, there was a Wil Wheaton death hoax.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:00 PM (UnA8+)

133 The God Squad.

That was a common nickname for Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship chapters and other campus religious groups (Newman Clubs, Hillel chapters, etc.) back in the day.

Posted by: Basement Cat at July 17, 2019 03:00 PM (pPNCa)

134
What the world is coming to. Some stupid Brit bint of dingbat creates and anti-manspreading chair. Note the female chair invites the women to spread wide.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7253545

She won an award for that romper-room level design skillz.

And then, here's the future of manhood. Behold Liz Hurley's son:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7257369

His name is Damian. I'm sure Old Scratch is proud.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 17, 2019 03:00 PM (f1Vqw)

135 She may hate America but at least Omar has that smile-with-your-mouth-hate-with-your-eyes thing down pat.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 17, 2019 03:01 PM (SqopC)

136 All your memes are belong to us.

Posted by: DaveA at July 17, 2019 03:01 PM (FhXTo)

137 Wesley Crusher is mort?

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Wait... wut?
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

About a week and a half ago, there was a Wil Wheaton death hoax.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:00 PM (UnA8+)

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DONT TEASE ME BRO!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 03:01 PM (8XRCm)

138

Who the hell called them the Squad?

Is it something they came up with? Sure does seem like the word got out to call them that...

Idiots.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 17, 2019 03:01 PM (7wsmM)

139 our squad is bigger than theirs.

MAGA
KAG

hand on my heart

Posted by: trapper's girl at July 17, 2019 03:01 PM (7XTTI)

140 16
And the Democrats response will be clips of Pride Parades and Mexican
protesters raising their flag. Sniff, sniff. It brings a tear to my
eye.

Posted by: abbynormal at July 17, 2019 02:44 PM (I849g)

_______

... and don't forget to cutting out of hearts by machetes!

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 17, 2019 03:01 PM (8ah8I)

141 When I think about how many times I've stood in different places in America and felt my heart swell with pride and my heart fill with joy at the beauty I'm seeing, from Utah's Delicate Arch at sunrise to Karl Wallenda crossing Niagara Falls on a highwire in the gathering dusk, from the splendor of the Rockies to the snowfields of Alaska...and then I realize what a relatively tiny portion of this country's beauty I've actually seen...well, let's just say America. F Yeah.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 03:01 PM (O8WFE)

142 So Wesley Crusher's on air gaming party finally decide to kill the DM?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2019 03:01 PM (T9VmS)

143 So one of my future bunkies is now saying that if I make him a sandwich, he'll give me a big pickle!

Sounds like a perfect picnic in "The Yard" to me!

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at July 17, 2019 03:01 PM (PbpT7)

144 Here's my campaign ad: (you know the music!)

Trump! Ah-ah
Savior of the universe

Trump! Ah-ah
He'll save everyone of us

Trump! Ah-ah
He's a miracle

Trump! Ah-ah
King of the impossible

He's for every one of us
Stand for every one of us
He saves with a mighty hand
Every man, every woman
Every child, it's the mighty Trump!

(and then the drums, bum bum bum bum bum bum)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 03:01 PM (Kpl3J)

145 69 I got to watch Lee Greenwood perform that song onboard the USS Midway on a deployment to the Persian Gulf in 1987 on a USO tour with Bob Hope. He brought the house down with that one.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 17, 2019 02:52 PM (JUOKG)

Some time ago I think it was in the 1990s my mother and I watched some New Year's Eve concert on television and Lee Greenwood performed. It was, without a doubt, the worst live via television performance I've ever seen. My Mom agreed and we also both thought he was extremely intoxicated. Being New Year's Eve maybe he was but really you shouldn't be if you're a professional musician performing in front of a television camera where millions of people can see you.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 17, 2019 03:01 PM (j3npP)

146 This land's not your land
This land is my land
Back to your shitholes
Like Laos and Thailand
From the redwoods forests
To the deep blue sea
This land was only made for me

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:02 PM (oZ6kz)

147 They squad to pee.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 03:02 PM (cspJy)

148 One squad - all of us, united (as dems pretend to want Trump to do) - instead of a bunch of micro-squads all vying for who hates America the most. I get it. It's not Trump's best.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 03:02 PM (t6MX/)

149 oops...Nick Wallenda. I think Karl was his father.

I met Nick Wallenda a day before that event. Super guy and a devout Christian.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 03:02 PM (O8WFE)

150 One America.
One Squad.
You're either on our team or you're not. If not, go back to that shithole team you played for before.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2019 03:02 PM (axyOa)

151 Looks like President Trump rally on C-Span 2 at 7pm.

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2019 03:02 PM (BbGew)

152 146
This land's not your land

This land is my land

Back to your shitholes

Like Laos and Thailand

From the redwoods forests

To the deep blue sea

This land was only made for me

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:02 PM (oZ6kz)

*golf clap*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 03:02 PM (t6MX/)

153 I don't know what y'all are talking about. I've heard that song thousands of times and I get goose bumps every time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 17, 2019 03:02 PM (gC2IV)

154 Not letting a crisis go to waste, Omar has introduced a pro-BDS resolution.

https://tinyurl.com/y24al8eu

And again she's carefully reading from a script, which seems to be her MO. Who's writing the script, one wonders. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 03:02 PM (bDqIh)

155 >>>142 So Wesley Crusher's on air gaming party finally decide to kill the DM?
Posted by: Anna Puma

I hate him so much.

He's an "actor" who can't act. Sad!

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 03:02 PM (PbpT7)

156
And then, here's the future of manhood. Behold Liz Hurley's son:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7257369

His name is Damian. I'm sure Old Scratch is proud.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 17, 2019 03:00 PM (f1Vqw)

There have been creepy incest rumors about Liz Hurley and her son for a while.

I hope they aren't true. Liz Hurley is a total One.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:03 PM (bcbK8)

157 She may hate America but at least Omar has that smile-with-your-mouth-hate-with-your-eyes thing down pat.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 17, 2019 03:01 PM (SqopC)

She's the worst out of the three. It's close, but she oozes fake sincerity on top of everything else.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 03:03 PM (NFEMn)

158
I stumbled onto one of these teenaged "social media influencers" or whatever they are t'other day on YouTube and -- it was so irritating that I couldn't stop watching. I honestly wonder if that's the secret of their success.
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It is but they stole from me.

Posted by: Zombie Roger Ailes at July 17, 2019 03:03 PM (TwqBc)

159 Needs more gold-dusted bald eagles, and Melania.

Always more Melania.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 17, 2019 03:03 PM (wCmLp)

160 Whoopsie! The purple dress did NOT come from an AoS linky.

https://tinyurl.com/IOTW-Report-linky

For the love of the sweet baby Jesus, do NOT let the video play for more than two (2) minutes.

Eye,
Bleach

Posted by: Marooned at July 17, 2019 03:03 PM (8hRlF)

161 Can I just say this? I love Donald Trump. Thank G*d he was elected.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 17, 2019 03:03 PM (drv9X)

162 152 146
This land's not your land

This land is my land

Back to your shitholes

Like Laos and Thailand

From the redwoods forests

To the deep blue sea

This land was only made for me

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:02 PM (oZ6kz)

*golf clap*
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 03:02 PM (t6MX/)

*clapping intensifies*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:03 PM (bcbK8)

163 They call themselves The Squad.
Nancy Pelosi calls them The Squad.
How long before these 4 morons really start hurting the Democrats... and then the media acuses Trump of being a Racist!! because he calls them 'The Squad'?
I give it a month.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at July 17, 2019 03:03 PM (Bq7c/)

164
"One Squad Under God" hahaha, we really ought to put that in the Pledge!

One squad under God
Indivisible
With liberty and justice for all.

And then everyone yells "FVK YEAH!" or something. Still looking for that word...

I KNOW! How about "Trump yeah!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 03:03 PM (M9ntN)

165 Trump likes just a pinch of "aw shucks" cheese in his brand. I think because it has a folksy charm but it also invites derision and scorn from his enemies. He's baiting them and they can't even see it. The left really doesn't "get" us.

Posted by: Max Power at July 17, 2019 03:03 PM (q177U)

166 33 I would love it if you were right - but a huge number of people here hate America and Americans, and want to burn the whole culture down.
And if we continue to allow them to move here or stay here, America in 2050 will be the Middle East all over again. A place where there will never be peace for anybody, because it's all about tribes and every tribe hates every other tribe.
Maybe instead of standing here stunned and outraged and doing nothing, we should be making sure that exactly that happens to the countries that are sending our enemies here.

Posted by: jdgalt at July 17, 2019 03:04 PM (3SFo/)

167 Sticking it to the Wetawd Squawd.

Posted by: irright at July 17, 2019 03:04 PM (RVcmP)

168 Bestvlyric in a patriotic song.

And you'll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass
It's the American way

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 03:05 PM (zFzxj)

169 >>. . . It doesn't matter how many millions agree with them! It's about making their marketing (because that's what it is) look small and insignificant - without saying it. He also has the truth behind him which is why their counters can never top him.

Really good analysis of what Trump just did there!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 03:05 PM (bDqIh)

170
Does your bear poop?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 02:50 PM
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Schrodinger's bear?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 17, 2019 02:53 PM (JUOKG)

I laughed a lot harder than I should at this, yet have no idea why.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2019 03:05 PM (sy5kK)

171 And then, here's the future of manhood. Behold Liz Hurley's son:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7257369

His name is Damian. I'm sure Old Scratch is proud.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 17, 2019 03:00 PM (f1Vqw)

That's a male? Have they checked the chromosomes?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 03:05 PM (NWiLs)

172 I find it very interesting than a totally apolitical friend who is bored with current events ended our phone conversation with a comment yesterday that went something like - 'Hey, by the way, not for nothing but I'm really getting freaking sick of the media calling me a racist because I'm a white guy.'
I wonder how many others are starting to feel that?

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at July 17, 2019 03:05 PM (Bq7c/)

173 Maybe instead of standing here stunned and outraged
and doing nothing, we should be making sure that exactly that happens to
the countries that are sending our enemies here.

Posted by: jdgalt at July 17, 2019 03:04 PM (3SFo/)

What's your plan?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 03:05 PM (lwiT4)

174 Made me tear up. Me.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2019 03:05 PM (nRWPy)

175 Trump can never defeat The Squabs!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 17, 2019 03:05 PM (ZqRa6)

176 Maybe we should call them The Squibs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2019 03:06 PM (T9VmS)

177 Right now Donald Trump is doing donuts on Nancy's lawn.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 17, 2019 03:06 PM (hLRSq)

178 157 She's the worst out of the three. It's close, but she oozes fake sincerity on top of everything else.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 03:03 PM (NFEMn)

I don't know, she's pretty sincere in how much she hates the US (and even more sincere in how much she hates Israel).

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:06 PM (UnA8+)

179 Shep getting goose bumps saying House taking up impeachment today.

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2019 03:07 PM (BbGew)

180 Man, Liz Hurley's daughter is the best looking girl I've seen since Ricky Nelson's kids!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:07 PM (oZ6kz)

181 Made me tear up. Me.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2019 03:05 PM (nRWPy)

I'm going to need more than your word on that.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 03:07 PM (lwiT4)

182 All that jingoism in support of white nationalism.

So triggered.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2019 03:07 PM (ZfRYq)

183 "I met Nick Wallenda a day before that event. Super guy and a devout Christian.
Posted by: Guy Smiley"

He is not more devout than me. But, then again, nobody is.

Posted by: David French at July 17, 2019 03:07 PM (OD2ni)

184 Yeah no
drop the God squad
too obscure

Posted by: dyslexic monkey at July 17, 2019 03:07 PM (FTPVM)

185 I like the 4 horsewomen of the apocalypse

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2019 03:07 PM (BbGew)

186 134

What the world is coming to. Some stupid Brit bint of dingbat
creates and anti-manspreading chair. Note the female chair invites the
women to spread wide.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7253545

She won an award for that romper-room level design skillz.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 17, 2019 03:00 PM (f1Vqw)

That block of wood seems like a handy place to rest your nuts, while being some sort of alien intrusion for female sitters. (They already invented that; it's called a sybian). I note with curiosity, however, that there are only two genders of chairs, cisnormative haterz.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 03:08 PM (t6MX/)

187 162 *clapping intensifies*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:03 PM (bcbK

I'm going to be disappointed if you don't have any stories about Thailand misadventures...

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:08 PM (UnA8+)

188 Yeah, he is saying all Americans are part of a squad, and God protects us.

Mocking the Four Whores of the Apocalypse.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2019 02:44 PM (NoKAc)

I call them Women of Choler. (Choler, not to be confused with cholera),

Because they are so full of hatred, bile and wrath.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2019 03:08 PM (w+jpq)

189 Trump can never defeat The Squabs!
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 17, 2019 03:05 PM (ZqRa6)

Funniest Two and a Half Men episode ever.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 03:08 PM (zFzxj)

190 To be precise, our real nickname is "the Vanguard"

Posted by: The Squad at July 17, 2019 03:08 PM (F3zQg)

191 Maybe instead of standing here stunned and outraged and doing nothing, we should be making sure that exactly that happens to the countries that are sending our enemies here.
Posted by: jdgalt at July 17, 2019 03:04 PM (3SFo/)

Will you lead us, o great General?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2019 03:08 PM (+0VWg)

192 I'm going to need more than your word on that.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 17, 2019 03:07 PM (lwiT4)

Wow even grammie is asking for pics now.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 03:08 PM (p997d)

193
"Squad-tch Pride," Ace.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:08 PM (zBaqJ)

194 Why Calling 4 Women of Color a Squad is Racist--the Bulwark.

What You Need to Know About Trump's Racist Nickname--Vox

The Squad ISN'T a Racist Meme, But IS it?--National Review.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 03:09 PM (NFEMn)

195 31
He's saying his squad is the American people, a variation of how he flopped Hillary's "I'm with her" to "I'm with you."

Which squad doo you want to be on - the Socialists or America?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 02:47 PM (bDqIh)

_______

It's almost as if PDT is a marketing genius or something. But I'm assured that he's just lucky, a blind flying squirrel who gathers thousands of new nuts a day (present company excluded, of course).

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 17, 2019 03:09 PM (A3Wkv)

196 Note the female chair invites the women to spread wide.
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The Sharon Stone Gambit?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 03:09 PM (Ou6XS)

197 But then again Trump has done many things that made me think "ah fuck he's done it now!" only to turn out roses. Cracks me the fuck up

Posted by: dyslexic monkey at July 17, 2019 03:09 PM (FTPVM)

198 Old and busted: America, Fvck Yeah!

New hotness: America, Fvck You!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2019 03:09 PM (+y/Ru)

199 >>Trump likes just a pinch of "aw shucks" cheese in his brand. I think because it has a folksy charm but it also invites derision and scorn from his enemies. He's baiting them and they can't even see it. The left really doesn't "get" us.

Trump has been accused of being divisive and a divider. He is being blamed in many circles for the deep divisions in the country. It's stupid but there are a lot of stupid people in this country.

So he runs an unapologetically pro-American campaign and invites all Americans to join him. The left looks like the angry and divisive ones now.

Trumps pretty good at this stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 03:09 PM (K/2j/)

200 19
I hate that song. It's the "Christmas Shoes" of patriotic songs. I wish someone would write a good song that would effectively overwrite it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 02:45 PM (M9ntN)

I'm glad somebody said it. Fully agree. I might have liked it the first few times I heard it, but I'm completely sick of it now.

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2019 03:09 PM (xjiRE)

201 187 162 *clapping intensifies*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:03 PM (bcbK

I'm going to be disappointed if you don't have any stories about Thailand misadventures...
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:08 PM (UnA8+)

The story is both short and possibly too long for internets.

Thai hookers are great.

I didn't catch nothing.

Don't get a blow job from anyone until you've seen their genitals.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:10 PM (bcbK8)

202 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

203 Shep getting goose bumps saying House taking up impeachment today.
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2019 03:07 PM (BbGew)

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.... and after THAT, please go ahead and do Gun Control and eliminating the Electoral College.

2020 will be a shoe in.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 03:10 PM (8XRCm)

204 "To be precise, our real nickname is "the Vanguard"
Posted by: The Squad"

Didn't that creepy NXVIM dude Raniere demand to be called "Vanguard". Maybe he will be cellmates with Avenatti.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 17, 2019 03:10 PM (OD2ni)

205 AOC: This was all you! You turned this country against us!

Trump: With your incessant anti-Americanism and being a total bitch, you've done that yourself.

AOC: If you're not with the squad, you're our enemy!

Trump: Only a commie believes in absolutes. I'll do what I must.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:10 PM (oZ6kz)

206 I saw The God Squad open for Jew Crew at the Coliseum in '68.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 17, 2019 03:10 PM (cux11)

207 196 Note the female chair invites the women to spread wide.
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The Sharon Stone Gambit?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 03:09 PM (Ou6XS)

No, it just shows it's about "fuck you, male pigdogs" rather than legroom.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 03:11 PM (NWiLs)

208 Love Trump - My squad's bigger than your squad. Its YUGE!

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 03:11 PM (2LelM)

209 oh my. Hurley's son almost looks like Brooke Shields to me.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 17, 2019 03:11 PM (ZqRa6)

210 198 Old and busted: America, Fvck Yeah!

New hotness: America, Fvck You!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2019 03:09 PM (+y/Ru

Old and Busted: "Build It and They Will Come."
New Hotness: "Build It and They Won't Come."

My corollary on the wall.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:11 PM (zBaqJ)

211 She's the worst out of the three. It's close, but she oozes fake sincerity on top of everything else.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 03:03 PM (NFEMn)

I don't know, she's pretty sincere in how much she hates the US (and even more sincere in how much she hates Israel).
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:06 PM (UnA8+)

It's the fact that she even smiles that annoys me.
Talib never smiles--neither does AOC, thank God.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 03:11 PM (NFEMn)

212 So he runs an unapologetically pro-American campaign and invites all Americans to join him. The left looks like the angry and divisive ones now.

Trumps pretty good at this stuff.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 03:09 PM (K/2j/)

He can market just about anything, except the squad.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 03:11 PM (cspJy)

213 205 AOC: This was all you! You turned this country against us!

Trump: With your incessant anti-Americanism and being a total bitch, you've done that yourself.

AOC: If you're not with the squad, you're our enemy!

Trump: Only a commie believes in absolutes. I'll do what I must.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 17, 2019 03:10 PM (oZ6kz)

The dialogue is still absolute garbage. Trump and Obi wan do a great job with the lines though.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 03:11 PM (p997d)

214 I saw The God Squad open for Jew Crew at the Coliseum in '68.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 17, 2019 03:10 PM (cux11)

Disrupted by the Muslim Mob if I remember correctly?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2019 03:11 PM (zFzxj)

215 The "Squaaad"

Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 03:11 PM (bM37c)

216 I'm going to be disappointed if you don't have any stories about Thailand misadventures...
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:08 PM (UnA8+)

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One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

Posted by: David Carridine at July 17, 2019 03:11 PM (8XRCm)

217 Giys start wearing skirts of in Scotland kilts maybe, otherwise stuff it.

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2019 03:11 PM (BbGew)

218 But then again Trump has done many things that made me think "ah fuck he's done it now!" only to turn out roses. Cracks me the fuck up
Posted by: dyslexic monkey

Why, it's almost like he has a plan.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 03:12 PM (Pr4ah)

219 Conservatives have bigger squads. Among other things.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2019 03:12 PM (w+jpq)

220 Over 200 comments, did I miss the Nood?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 03:12 PM (G1gJe)

221 Shep getting goose bumps saying House taking up impeachment today.
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2019 03:07 PM (BbGe
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That's not a "goose bump."

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 03:12 PM (NFEMn)

222 216 I'm going to be disappointed if you don't have any stories about Thailand misadventures...
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:08 PM (UnA8+)

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One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.
Posted by: David Carridine at July 17, 2019 03:11 PM (8XRCm)

"I can't breathe!!!!!" Oh, wait a second...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:12 PM (zBaqJ)

223 199 Trump has been accused of being divisive and a divider. He is being blamed in many circles for the deep divisions in the country. It's stupid but there are a lot of stupid people in this country.

So he runs an unapologetically pro-American campaign and invites all Americans to join him. The left looks like the angry and divisive ones now.

Trumps pretty good at this stuff.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2019 03:09 PM (K/2j/)

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His inauguration address was really uniting, I thought.

But I was told that it was awful and dark.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 03:12 PM (VyAV0)

224 Right now Donald Trump is doing donuts on Nancy's lawn.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
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Gold-plated Ford F250. Gaudy, sure, but makes the point.... while laughing out of the window.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 03:13 PM (Ou6XS)

225
Why, it's almost like he has a plan.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 03:12 PM (Pr4ah)

Perhaps, making America great again?

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 03:13 PM (cspJy)

226 If you are lucky the goddess is a she.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2019 03:13 PM (T9VmS)

227 Liz Hurley is a total One.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:03 PM (bcbK

I see your Liz Hurley and raise you an Emily Shaw. Without the creepy rumors and manboy lookalike.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 03:13 PM (t6MX/)

228 AOC: If you're not with the squad, you're our enemy!

I'm your huckleberry, cvnt.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 03:13 PM (Pr4ah)

229 Over 200 comments, did I miss the Nood?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 03:12 PM (G1gJe)

I did as well, I guess.

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

230 220 Over 200 comments, did I miss the Nood?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 03:12 PM (G1gJe)

I arrived 100 comments in thinking to myself that I missed a nood.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 03:14 PM (p997d)

231 Trump could sell ice to Eskimos.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 17, 2019 03:14 PM (cux11)

232 wesley snipes is mort? did he ever settle with the irs?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 17, 2019 03:14 PM (KP5rU)

233 Trump could sell the Eskimos a refrigerator I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2019 03:14 PM (T9VmS)

234 I arrived 100 comments in thinking to myself that I missed a nood.
Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 03:14 PM (p997d)

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NOT FIRST!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 03:14 PM (8XRCm)

235 I hear the tweets a comin'
Comin' round the bend
And I ain't seen my blue check
Since I don't know when

I'm stuck in Folsom prison
And time keeps draggin' on

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 17, 2019 03:15 PM (sxYi3)

236 >
I see your Liz Hurley and raise you an Emily Shaw. Without the creepy rumors and manboy lookalike.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 03:13 PM (t6MX/)

I hadn't heard of Emily Shaw prior to your comment. Thanks!!

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 03:15 PM (sjdRT)

237
Can I just say this? I love Donald Trump. Thank G*d he was elected.
Posted by: Lady in Black

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Can you imagine President Hillary now? Actually, I bet the Squad would be making life hell for her.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 03:15 PM (M9ntN)

238 Conservatives have bigger squads. Among other things.
Posted by: LGoPs
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I prefer ten men. Squad leader, asst. squad leader, eight troops. Well armed and trained, that follow orders, with initiative.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 03:15 PM (2qPhT)

239 >>>Right now Donald Trump is doing donuts on Nancy's lawn.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
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He's got a big diesel pickup with two American flags in back and he rolls coal on the squad while they are walking down the sidewalk.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 03:15 PM (cspJy)

240 May God bless President Trump and all those who work for him and vote for him and support him.

May God continue to bless our nation and smite its enemies both foreign and domestic.

Amen

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 17, 2019 03:15 PM (QMwOT)

241 Some time ago I think it was in the 1990s my mother and I watched some New Year's Eve concert on television and Lee Greenwood performed. It was, without a doubt, the worst live via television performance I've ever seen. "

You must have missed that Epic New Years Eve performance by Maria Carey. That was so epically bad you can still find it on youtube - live to the nation, she got pissed while her lip sync track was still going and stopped singing, and at one point she's talking to someone while the lip sync trak is still playing her singing her high notes. It's hilarious!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 03:15 PM (Kpl3J)

242 Police to David French, "the Tweets are coming from inside your house!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2019 03:15 PM (T9VmS)

243 Commisars would be the most accurate.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2019 03:15 PM (nRWPy)

244 I read AOC has a republican challenger..ohh...bet she won't like that.

Posted by: IC at July 17, 2019 03:15 PM (a0IVu)

245 I see the "squad" line as stealing their stupid little gang-colors identifier and turning it right back around on 'em--"We REAL AMERICANS are all one real squad, under God, you pathetic screechy bitches just think you're a squad." Stealing symbols is, and has been, SUCH a huge priority for the Left for decades--remember the "peace sign"? It was originally WinstonChurchill's V-for-total-VICTORY sign--I bet Trump did it just to make them shoot blood out of their eyes, or whatevers...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at July 17, 2019 03:15 PM (bvp+i)

246 Thai hookers are great.

I didn't catch nothing.

Don't get a blow job from anyone until you've seen their genitals.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

It's not gay if you're looking down.

Or so I've been told.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 03:15 PM (Pr4ah)

247 >I prefer ten men. Squad leader, asst. squad leader, eight troops. Well armed and trained, that follow orders, with initiative.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 03:15 PM (2qPhT)

I'll hump the SAW.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 03:16 PM (sjdRT)

248 Trump could sell the Eskimos a refrigerator I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2019 03:14 PM (T9VmS)

Inuit. (pronounced 'I knew it')

Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2019 03:16 PM (w+jpq)

249
Huckleberry Cunt.

Not familar with that. Is is a pinot noir or a merlot.???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 03:16 PM (8XRCm)

250 This refrigerator is huge, classy, and really the best.

Posted by: Eskimo at July 17, 2019 03:16 PM (uKvHc)

251 The Democrat Platform:

1) Proud Look (LGBTQ Pride Festivals)
2) Lying Tongue (Fake News, ICE Concentration Camps)
3) Hands that shed innocent blood (Planned Parenthood)
4) A heart that deviseth wicked imaginations (Russian Collusion)
5) Feet that be swift in running to mischief (AntiFa)
6) A false witness that speaketh lies (Kavanaugh Hearings)
7) She that soweth discord among brethren (The Squad)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 17, 2019 03:17 PM (tD8vb)

252 I see your Liz Hurley and raise you an Emily Shaw. Without the creepy rumors and manboy lookalike.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 03:13 PM (t6MX/)

*looks her up*

Hmmm, nice photos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2019 03:17 PM (ycWCI)

253 244 I read AOC has a republican challenger..ohh...bet she won't like that.
Posted by: IC at July 17, 2019 03:15 PM (a0IVu)

=========

She had a Republican challenger in 2018, an economics professor, and she cleaned his clock electorally.

She has nothing to fear from any Republican. It's a Democratic primary she has to worry about.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 03:17 PM (VyAV0)

254 One of the things I love about Melania and Donald is they always reply kindly to my mom's letters. A lifelong Democrat, she loves the Trumps.
She's written Melania twice, DJT and Barron once each.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2019 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

255 I'm pretty sure Trump's next inauguration will include Tanks driving down Pennsylvania Ave. They will be yuge and classy tanks too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 03:17 PM (2LelM)

256 208 Love Trump - My squad's bigger than your squad. Its YUGE!
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 03:11 PM (2LelM)

........

And it comes with tanks and jets!

Posted by: Confucius Calling at July 17, 2019 03:17 PM (uIqJA)

257 I'll hump the SAW.

You're doing it wrong...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2019 03:17 PM (T9VmS)

258 I hear the tweets a comin'
Comin' round the bend
And I ain't seen my blue check
Since I don't know when

I'm stuck in Folsom prison
And time keeps draggin' on
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 03:17 PM (Pr4ah)

259 157 She may hate America but at least Omar has that smile-with-your-mouth-hate-with-your-eyes thing down pat.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 17, 2019 03:01 PM (SqopC)

She's the worst out of the three. It's close, but she oozes fake sincerity on top of everything else.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 03:03 PM (NFEMn)

She has the features to be very pretty, but her face just reveals how much cruelty lives in her heart.

Posted by: Emmie at July 17, 2019 03:17 PM (4HMW8)

260 One Night in Bangkok

by Murray Head. heh heh

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 03:17 PM (O8WFE)

261 It's not gay if you're looking down

+++

Or if you beat them up after

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 03:17 PM (uKvHc)

262 Note the female chair invites the women to spread wide.
---------

The Sharon Stone Gambit?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 03:09 PM (Ou6XS)

No, it just shows it's about "fuck you, male pigdogs" rather than legroom.
--------
when it comes to taking up room on a bench . . . REALLY?

A guy may spread out at the knees, but less face it the average American woman is more than that wide across the part that is actually sitting on the bench.

Posted by: Captain obvious, with a death wish at July 17, 2019 03:18 PM (fuEff)

263 Old and Busted: "Build It and They Will Come."
New Hotness: "Build It and They Won't Come."

My corollary on the wall.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:11 PM

***

Actually that'd be a hell of a slogan!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2019 03:18 PM (axyOa)

264 Bonus points for using that song, which has been causing my longtime lib friends to have TMJ for nigh 30 years. Now, I dont care for the song as a *song* but not for its sentiment. They hate the sentiment and always have; they favor Woody Guthrie over Kate Smith. Way over. We dont talk much lately, those friends and I. I guess I've grown.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 17, 2019 03:18 PM (2wdhD)

265 Damn! I thought ballsack ticks were bad.
https://tinyurl.com/y6syvhhl

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2019 03:18 PM (Rhive)

266 255 I'm pretty sure Trump's next inauguration will include Tanks driving down Pennsylvania Ave. They will be yuge and classy tanks too.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 03:17 PM (2LelM)

If he doesn't go full Vlad III and have heads on pikes, he's probably not going to be able to stop the commies.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:18 PM (UnA8+)

267 253 244 I read AOC has a republican challenger..ohh...bet she won't like that.
Posted by: IC at July 17, 2019 03:15 PM (a0IVu)

=========

She had a Republican challenger in 2018, an economics professor, and she cleaned his clock electorally.

She has nothing to fear from any Republican. It's a Democratic primary she has to worry about.
----------------------
Mmm, the Republican challenger is a black Jamaican woman. Pretty sure that trumps a Puerto Rican from the Suburbs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 03:18 PM (2LelM)

268 I'll hump the SAW.

You're doing it wrong...
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2019 03:17 PM (T9VmS)

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I was going to make a .223 penis joke.... but.....

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 03:18 PM (8XRCm)

269 I'll hump the SAW.
Posted by: Muad'dib
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May have to toss a coin with SMH for that. I think she has a particular affection for those.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2019 03:18 PM (2qPhT)

270 We can all has SAWs now?

Posted by: dyslexic monkey at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (FTPVM)

271 267 Mmm, the Republican challenger is a black Jamaican woman. Pretty sure that trumps a Puerto Rican from the Suburbs.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 03:18 PM (2LelM)

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She's as black as Clarence Thomas, which means white as mayonnaise.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (VyAV0)

272 265 Damn! I thought ballsack ticks were bad.
https://tinyurl.com/y6syvhhl
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2019 03:18 PM (Rhive)

I bet he never saw that coming.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (cspJy)

273 If Trump wins re-election he gets a GFY term. And that will be epic.

Like having GFY money, but with added power.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (O8WFE)

274 Ben Franklin: A republic, if you can keep it.

Trump: On my watch I'll keep it and grow it and beat its enemies to death with it. America Is Great Bitches!! AIGB!!

Posted by: PDT at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (QMwOT)

275 261 Or if you beat them up after
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 03:17 PM (uKvHc)

I swear, the Horde's answer to everything involves beating and/or killing someone.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (UnA8+)

276 What did I just read? Syphilis cases outnumber aids. That's it, why? Are people allergic to condoms?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (G1gJe)

277 Damn! I thought ballsack ticks were bad.
https://tinyurl.com/y6syvhhl
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2019 03:18 PM (Rhive)

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No effing way Im clicking that...

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (8XRCm)

278 273 If Trump wins re-election he gets a GFY term. And that will be epic.

Like having GFY money, but with added power.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (O8WFE)

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Obama did his with a pen and a phone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (VyAV0)

279 >>>172 I find it very interesting than a totally apolitical friend who is bored with current events ended our phone conversation with a comment yesterday that went something like - 'Hey, by the way, not for nothing but I'm really getting freaking sick of the media calling me a racist because I'm a white guy.'
I wonder how many others are starting to feel that?

a friend's NeverTrumper former boss just said he's voting for Trump, for the first time, and also said that his friends are starting to chatter that they might too.

This is in California.

Reason given: the left has gone insane and is hateful and dangerous.

Like, um, good that you finally got that, but all of you Very Smart People didn't get that three or five or eight years ago?

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

280 She had a Republican challenger in 2018, an economics professor, and she cleaned his clock electorally.

She has nothing to fear from any Republican. It's a Democratic primary she has to worry about.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That was before she single handedly cost her district $30 billion dollars and 25k jobs.

All her challenger has to say is, "I won't queer the next business deal like my opponent did".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 03:20 PM (Pr4ah)

281 274 Ben Franklin: A republic, if you can keep it.

Trump: On my watch I'll keep it and grow it and beat its enemies to death with it. America Is Great Bitches!! AIGB!!
Posted by: PDT at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (QMwOT)

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"This guy should probably take a Valium, or something."
-Andrew Jackson

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 03:20 PM (VyAV0)

282 >I was going to make a .223 penis joke.... but.....

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 03:18 PM (8XRCm)

.....but.....not wise to joke about a dude carrying a machine gun......

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 03:20 PM (sjdRT)

283 166 33 I would love it if you were right - but a huge number of people here hate Texas and Texans, and want to burn the whole culture down. And if we continue to allow them to move here or stay here, Texas in 2050 will be California all over again. A place where there will never be peace for anybody, because it's all about tribes and every tribe hates every other tribe. Maybe instead of standing here stunned and outraged and doing nothing, we should be making sure that exactly that happens to the places like California that are sending our enemies here.

(fixed it!) original posted by: jdgalt at July 17, 2019 03:04 PM (3SFo/)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)

284 Shep getting goose bumps saying House taking up impeachment today.

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2019 03:07 PM (BbGew)
.........

Those aren't goose bumps, and there's an ointment for that.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2019 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

285 135 She may hate America but at least Omar has that smile-with-your-mouth-hate-with-your-eyes thing down pat.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 17, 2019 03:01 PM (SqopC)

I've seen that look before. Those eyes, that smirk, ..... yeah.

Ted Bundy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2019 03:21 PM (sy5kK)

286 223
His inauguration address was really uniting, I thought.

But I was told that it was awful and dark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 03:12 PM (VyAV0)

I think it was one of the best inaugural address ever. The only people who didn't like it were people who, get this, hate America.

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2019 03:21 PM (xjiRE)

287 279 a friend's NeverTrumper former boss just said he's voting for Trump, for the first time, and also said that his friends are starting to chatter that they might too.

This is in California.

Reason given: the left has gone insane and is hateful and dangerous.

Like, um, good that you finally got that, but all of you Very Smart People didn't get that three or five or eight years ago?
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

==========

Where were they in the 2018 midterms?

Cause Democrats seemed pretty fucking crazy from 2017-2018 to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 03:21 PM (VyAV0)

288 49
There is a bear in the woods. For some people, the bear is easy to see.
Others don't see it at all. Some people say the bear is tame. Others say
it's vicious and dangerous. Since no one can really be sure who's
right, isn't it smart to be as strong as the bear? If there is a bear.
A chill ran up my spine when I first saw that awesome ad. Still does (it's on YT), I showed it to my son.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at July 17, 2019 03:21 PM (bvp+i)

289
Like, um, good that you finally got that, but all of you Very Smart People didn't get that three or five or eight years ago?

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

*yaaaawn*
That was a nice nap, what year is it?

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 03:21 PM (p997d)

290 Any R running in AOC's district should just register Dem first. And then just be a Repub if elected. IOW, lie. The Dems do it all the time.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 03:21 PM (O8WFE)

291 @CarpeDonktum

Dear @BuzzFeed and ANTIFA

https://tinyurl.com/y3xy6mz7

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 03:21 PM (cF8AT)

292 265
Damn! I thought ballsack ticks were bad.

https://tinyurl.com/y6syvhhl

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 17, 2019 03:18 PM (Rhive)

*hurls*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 03:21 PM (t6MX/)

293 The Four Ex-Wives of the Apocalypse

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2019 03:21 PM (pM4T6)

294 I find it very interesting than a totally apolitical friend who is bored with current events ended our phone conversation with a comment yesterday that went something like - 'Hey, by the way, not for nothing but I'm really getting freaking sick of the media calling me a racist because I'm a white guy.'
I wonder how many others are starting to feel that?

a friend's NeverTrumper former boss just said he's voting for Trump, for the first time, and also said that his friends are starting to chatter that they might too.

This is in California.

Reason given: the left has gone insane and is hateful and dangerous.

Like, um, good that you finally got that, but all of you Very Smart People didn't get that three or five or eight years ago?
Posted by: ace

Been called a racist simply because I'm white for 40+ years.
Water off a duck's back at this point.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 03:22 PM (Pr4ah)

295 286 223
His inauguration address was really uniting, I thought.

But I was told that it was awful and dark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 03:12 PM (VyAV0)

I think it was one of the best inaugural address ever. The only people who didn't like it were people who, get this, hate America.
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2019 03:21 PM (xjiRE)

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The blood of patriots stuff was great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 03:22 PM (VyAV0)

296 The only thing you need to know about ONE "SQUAD" UNDER GOD is it's gonna get under the skin of the Democrats and knot up their panties.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at July 17, 2019 03:22 PM (4+h7o)

297 Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

But how likely are they to actually do it when the rubber meets the road?

This is kind of like Instapundit linking Ann Althouse. Seems sane, points out all the stupidity and inconsistency in the Dem playbook- still votes dem.

Once you start voting for tribal reasons, it is hard to vote against the tribe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2019 03:22 PM (ycWCI)

298 >>>Where were they in the 2018 midterms?

Cause Democrats seemed pretty fucking crazy from 2017-2018 to me.

...

well these people are educated yuppie professionals so they're very very smart which means they only understand simple things after six or nine years of evidence.

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 03:22 PM (PbpT7)

299 Like, um, good that you finally got that, but all of you Very Smart People didn't get that three or five or eight years ago?
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

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The Democrats are at war with America.

Posted by: MAGA at July 17, 2019 03:22 PM (+gta7)

300 How do the Donks counter this? Rail and scream racist, offer more free shit, carve up their side into smaller and smaller groups? Impeach?

This is a replay of what works. America for Americans by Americans, no 50 genders or victimhood no cries of racism or counting the races. The left has worked by dividing by tearing down this puts a a hole below that waterline.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 17, 2019 03:23 PM (0OmEj)

301 297 Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

But how likely are they to actually do it when the rubber meets the road?

This is kind of like Instapundit linking Ann Althouse. Seems sane, points out all the stupidity and inconsistency in the Dem playbook- still votes dem.

Once you start voting for tribal reasons, it is hard to vote against the tribe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2019 03:22 PM (ycWCI)

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Althouse's only issue of any importance to her is abortion.

Literally everything else is second.

So, yeah, she'll snidely comment about how Trump is so appealing and Democrats are crazy. But, in the end, it's abortion for her and nothing else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 03:23 PM (VyAV0)

302 I approve Go Trump MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at July 17, 2019 03:23 PM (vpE+b)

303 Been called a racist simply because I'm white for 40+ years.
Water off a duck's back at this point.
======

That's it. They want to call names, I know some too. I was in the US Navy.

Let's go.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2019 03:23 PM (vg8iE)

304 The other day, with the shrieking and terror of Trump's tweets fresh, Drudge had as one of his sub headlines in the top left hand corner--Tumulty: Time for Obama to Speak Out

I don't know who Tumulty is, but how stupid. If Obama utters a peep, Trump will never let up....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 17, 2019 03:23 PM (NFEMn)

305 298 >>>Where were they in the 2018 midterms?

Cause Democrats seemed pretty fucking crazy from 2017-2018 to me.

...

well these people are educated yuppie professionals so they're very very smart which means they only understand simple things after six or nine years of evidence.

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 03:22 PM (PbpT7)

============

"I still haven't decided if I'm in trouble."
-House is on fire

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 03:24 PM (VyAV0)

306 Like, um, good that you finally got that, but all of you Very Smart People didn't get that three or five or eight years ago?

Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

That right there drives me absolutely nuts. The Left has been playing hardball for at least the last 25 years and people are just now starting to realize it, FFS? I swear some people wouldn't wake up if they were actually on the trains headed to Auschwitz.

And this is why we lose.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2019 03:24 PM (w+jpq)

307 People in line for the rally already..incredible.

Posted by: IC at July 17, 2019 03:24 PM (a0IVu)

308 290 Any R running in AOC's district should just register Dem first. And then just be a Repub if elected. IOW, lie. The Dems do it all the time.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 03:21 PM (O8WFE)

That's exactly what Michael Bloomberg did, in reverse.

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2019 03:24 PM (xjiRE)

309 275 261 Or if you beat them up after
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 03:17 PM (uKvHc)

I swear, the Horde's answer to everything involves beating and/or killing someone.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (UnA8+)

Even for the dating questions?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:24 PM (bcbK8)

310 She has nothing to fear from any Republican. It's a Democratic primary she has to worry about.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Her district is 50% hispanic, 17% muslim, 11% black. The only avenue for a Republican is if one can be found that can get a huge amount of votes from that Hispanic segment.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 03:24 PM (Kpl3J)

311 I don't know who Tumulty is, but how stupid. If Obama utters a peep, Trump will never let up....
========

She's the emotionally unstable twathole who carries an Obama doll around with her in her purse.

seriously.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2019 03:25 PM (vg8iE)

312 251
The Democrat Platform:

1) Proud Look (LGBTQ Pride Festivals)

2) Lying Tongue (Fake News, ICE Concentration Camps)

3) Hands that shed innocent blood (Planned Parenthood)

4) A heart that deviseth wicked imaginations (Russian Collusion)

5) Feet that be swift in running to mischief (AntiFa)

6) A false witness that speaketh lies (Kavanaugh Hearings)

7) She that soweth discord among brethren (The Squad)
That is extremely brilliant, BitterClinger, I'm gonna steal that.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at July 17, 2019 03:25 PM (bvp+i)

313 Democrats: We want to take your money and radically change the fundamentals of the economy.

Trump: I want to make you more prosperous. You can be rich too. Plus, I really mean it!!

Gee, which one sells better?

Posted by: dyslexic monkey at July 17, 2019 03:25 PM (FTPVM)

314
I see that the Brother-Fucker is planning a trip to Israel and "Palestine" to learn about the occupation.

Israel should not let her in and we should not let her back in.

That cunt is poison.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:25 PM (zBaqJ)

315 309 275 261 Or if you beat them up after
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 03:17 PM (uKvHc)

I swear, the Horde's answer to everything involves beating and/or killing someone.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (UnA8+)

Even for the dating questions?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:24 PM (bcbK

Consider me intrigued.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 03:25 PM (p997d)

316 I've gotta give it Trump. He really knows how to use social media to his advantage. Even some of the folks who don't like him are admitting he's played the opposition like a fiddle this past week. Of course they are not helping themselves out very much of late, but still. He's capitalizing on their unforced errors like a boss. I don't know if it's luck or subtle genius or both. But it's working.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at July 17, 2019 03:26 PM (iAwUQ)

317 @CarpeDonktum

I just received word that @HuffPost is preparing an article on me and they intend to print my real name.

Good Luck with that HuffPo.

Posted by: Tami at July 17, 2019 03:26 PM (cF8AT)

318 309 Even for the dating questions?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:24 PM (bcbK

Smart Military Answers for Smart Military Questions, I guess.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:26 PM (UnA8+)

319 a friend's NeverTrumper former boss just said he's voting for Trump, for the first time, and also said that his friends are starting to chatter that they might too.

This is in California.

Reason given: the left has gone insane and is hateful and dangerous.

Like, um, good that you finally got that, but all of you Very Smart People didn't get that three or five or eight years ago?
Posted by: ace at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

==========

Where were they in the 2018 midterms?

Cause Democrats seemed pretty fucking crazy from 2017-2018 to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 03:21 PM (VyAV0)

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Yeah. We could see "it" coming.

But "it" is here NOW. Political violence, hatred for Caucasians, unencumbered migration, intolerance for contrary political thought, disdain for Americanism, a Free Press that actively roots and champions for one political party, open censorship of "free" platforms.

We teeter on the edge, we do. They know it too.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 03:26 PM (8XRCm)

320 I see that the Brother-Fucker is planning a trip to Israel and "Palestine" to learn about the occupation.

Shame is she had an unfortunate little accident

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2019 03:26 PM (O2RFr)

321 314
I see that the Brother-Fucker is planning a trip to Israel and "Palestine" to learn about the occupation.

Israel should not let her in and we should not let her back in.

That cunt is poison.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:25 PM (zBaqJ)

I am not going to say what I really want to say which consists of wishing very bad things to happen to her on this trip.

Posted by: IC at July 17, 2019 03:26 PM (a0IVu)

322 Old and busted: America, Fvck Yeah!

New hotness: America, Fvck You!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2019 03:09 PM (+y/Ru

Old and Busted: "Build It and They Will Come."
New Hotness: "Build It and They Won't Come."

My corollary on the wall.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:11 PM (zBaqJ)
*****************
Sooooo true!

Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2019 03:26 PM (RBOtF)

323 Like, um, good that you finally got that, but all of you Very Smart People didn't get that three or five or eight years ago?
Posted by: ace

A couple of years of prosperity will bring things into focus.

Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 03:27 PM (bM37c)

324 I see that the Brother-Fucker is planning a trip to Israel and "Palestine" to learn about the occupation.

Shame is she had an unfortunate little accident
======
Do not ride on the same plane with her, ever.

Posted by: Q at July 17, 2019 03:27 PM (5k0KR)

325 I swear, the Horde's answer to everything involves beating and/or killing someone.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (UnA8+)
.......

or slapping hot iron to it.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2019 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

326 306 That right there drives me absolutely nuts. The Left has been playing hardball for at least the last 25 years and people are just now starting to realize it, FFS? I swear some people wouldn't wake up if they were actually on the trains headed to Auschwitz.

And this is why we lose.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2019 03:24 PM (w+jpq)

Republicans still want to squabble about making minor policy adjustments at the edges.

Democrats are flat out running on "WE WILL DESTROY OUR ENEMIES BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY".

Who looks the one putting the big balls out on the table?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:28 PM (UnA8+)

327 227 Liz Hurley is a total One.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:03 PM (bcbK

I see your Liz Hurley and raise you an Emily Shaw. Without the creepy rumors and manboy lookalike.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 03:13 PM (t6MX/)

I like Liz's face and eyes more. But yeah, Emily Shaw.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK8)

328 Liz Hurley befuddles Billy Connolly at the BAFTAs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BkwnGq2yaA

Almost safe for work.

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 17, 2019 03:28 PM (vWMNq)

329 309 275 261 Or if you beat them up after
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 03:17 PM (uKvHc)

I swear, the Horde's answer to everything involves beating and/or killing someone.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (UnA8+)

Even for the dating questions?
---------------------
How does this work in a deli?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 03:28 PM (2LelM)

330 OT and super random:

If anyone's been curious about UHD, HDR, and why they're actually a thing, there's a good discussion going on here that explains it quite well:

https://tinyurl.com/yxgvlr3n

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 17, 2019 03:28 PM (VyAV0)

331 I swear, the Horde's answer to everything involves beating and/or killing someone.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (UnA8+)

Also, anal sex.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:28 PM (zBaqJ)

332 Many consider abortion a moral imperative. They actually think NOT killing kids is a horror. They believe there is high virtue in abortion.

Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2019 03:28 PM (nRWPy)

333 I mean, I kind of do, but I don't see it as a joke.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S SHOVING EVERYTHING UP THEIR ASSES!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 17, 2019 03:28 PM (QrTqV)

334 Can we expect the Conservative Case against Reagan now?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2019 03:28 PM (kk0Yg)

335 to form a more perfect union (true squad)
and defend the blessings of liberty.

Trump is establishing True Americanism versus foreign/globalist defeat of America.

The foreign, open borders squad, is not forming a more perfect union, they divide along every line possible.

Sex ... divide US

race/ethincity ... divide US
religion ... divide US
wealth status ... divide US

Trump says there are good people on both sides, condemns the few bad ones, unites the rest ... Lamp of Lady Liberty, lighting the way for the world (to attain their own liberty, not to all come here to change/condemn US and make US pay)

Our Squad (America) versus their small squad of racist hate leaders. Only one side is inclusive.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 17, 2019 03:29 PM (Cus5s)

336 >> @CarpeDonktum

I just received word that @HuffPost is preparing an article on me and they intend to print my real name.

I assume he is talking to Publius Lex about this?
He must have met Dhillon at the WH summit last week.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2019 03:29 PM (bDqIh)

337 Marilyn's Go Go was the most "interesting" place to visit in Pattaya Beach, Thailand, at least in 1991 when I happened to be boating nearby and stopped to check it out.

And by interesting I mean exactly what you think I do.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 17, 2019 03:29 PM (NoKAc)

338 Or if you beat them up after
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 03:17 PM (uKvHc)

I swear, the Horde's answer to everything involves beating and/or killing someone.
Posted by: Hikaru
========
It was ever thus.

Posted by: Sage Moron at July 17, 2019 03:29 PM (5k0KR)

339 What are the odds Carter never dies?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 17, 2019 03:29 PM (2LelM)

340 308 290 Any R running in AOC's district should just register Dem first. And then just be a Repub if elected. IOW, lie. The Dems do it all the time.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 03:21 PM (O8WFE)

That's exactly what Michael Bloomberg did, in reverse.
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2019 03:24 PM (xjiRE)
-----------

Sheriff Clark did it in Milwaukee. Ran as a Democrat. Most Republicans voted for him.

Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 03:29 PM (G0vdT)

341 I have to tell you, I really don't get the ONE "SQUAD" UNDER GOD line at the end. I mean, I kind of do, but I don't see it as a joke. I guess maybe I don't really get it.

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I'm late to this party, but in case it hasn't been covered:

The Lee Greenwood song is a mainstay at Trump rallies, and Trump is looking to denigrate the freshmen Congress(wo)men by drawing a distinction between the "Squad" of Americans who believe in G-d and country from the "Squad" of neo-Maoists who hate those things.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2019 03:29 PM (QtSzO)

342 It's not gay if you're looking down.

Or so I've been told.
Posted by: rickb223

----

'It's not gay if underway' is how I heard it but. . . .

the AoS style guide will allow it.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2019 03:29 PM (Y4EXg)

343 We teeter on the edge, we do. They know it too.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2019 03:26 PM (8XRCm)

Welcome to the party, pals.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 17, 2019 03:29 PM (t6MX/)

344 I prefer to think of them as the 'four whores of the apocalypse'.

Posted by: IC at July 17, 2019 03:29 PM (a0IVu)

345 I hate that song. It's the "Christmas Shoes" of patriotic songs. I wish someone would write a good song that would effectively overwrite it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 17, 2019 02:45 PM (M9ntN)

Ask anyone who ever served a year at Kunsan Air Base, Korea what that song means to them. It means ENDEX. It means you can take off all the hot, sweaty Individual Protective Equipment and Chemical Warfare Ensemble that you've been wearing for at least a week. It can be 90* and once you get it off it's almost like you walked into an air conditioned room.

Posted by: Bill R. at July 17, 2019 03:30 PM (wzzJf)

346
Also, anal sex.

Or the rum.

Posted by: JEM at July 17, 2019 03:30 PM (B3gSz)

347 331 Also, anal sex.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:28 PM (zBaqJ)

Funny, that...

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:30 PM (UnA8+)

348 I see that the Brother-Fucker is planning a trip to Israel and "Palestine" to learn about the occupation.

Israel should not let her in and we should not let her back in.

That cunt is poison.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:25 PM (zBaqJ)

I am not going to say what I really want to say which consists of wishing very bad things to happen to her on this trip.
Posted by: IC

Can we get some Malaysian pilots?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2019 03:30 PM (Pr4ah)

349 I am not going to say what I really want to say which consists of wishing very bad things to happen to her on this trip.
Posted by: IC at July 17, 2019 03:26 PM (a0IVu)

it's just like they say, there's never a navy cruiser test firing live SAM missiles around JFK International when you need one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2019 03:31 PM (Kpl3J)

350 I mean, I kind of do, but I don't see it as a joke.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S SHOVING EVERYTHING UP THEIR ASSES!
====
And it shouldn't fit. But their asses are like reverse clown cars

Posted by: explaining comedy its what we do here at July 17, 2019 03:31 PM (5k0KR)

351 340 308 290 Any R running in AOC's district should just register Dem first. And then just be a Repub if elected. IOW, lie. The Dems do it all the time.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2019 03:21 PM (O8WFE)

That's exactly what Michael Bloomberg did, in reverse.
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2019 03:24 PM (xjiRE)
-----------

Sheriff Clark did it in Milwaukee. Ran as a Democrat. Most Republicans voted for him.
Posted by: WisRich at July 17, 2019 03:29 PM (G0vdT)

Jamaican business woman is running as a Republican in Queens against Toothy McBigTits. Should be quite interesting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:31 PM (zBaqJ)

352 Hikaru at J

you know, you seem to have overlooked the importance of spanking

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 17, 2019 03:31 PM (HALdu)

353 344 I prefer to think of them as the 'four whores of the apocalypse'.

The Sisters of Perpetual Ignorance

Posted by: JEM at July 17, 2019 03:31 PM (B3gSz)

354 >>>>314

I see that the Brother-Fucker is planning a trip to Israel and "Palestine" to learn about the occupation.

Israel should not let her in and we should not let her back in.

That cunt is poison.
DISAGREE, I think they need to give her the high Congressperson honor of the helicopter tour over Masada, and set her next to the loose door.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at July 17, 2019 03:31 PM (bvp+i)

355 339 What are the odds Carter never dies?

...

Hold my martini.

Posted by: RBG at July 17, 2019 03:32 PM (MAstk)

356 346 Also, anal sex.

Or the rum.
Posted by: JEM at July 17, 2019 03:30 PM (B3gSz)

Yo ho ho and a bottle of lube?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:32 PM (zBaqJ)

357 It's not gay if your partner does all the work

Posted by: dyslexic monkey at July 17, 2019 03:32 PM (FTPVM)

358 332 Many consider abortion a moral imperative. They actually think NOT killing kids is a horror. They believe there is high virtue in abortion.
Posted by: dagny at July 17, 2019 03:28 PM (nRWPy)

I am sure there is a word for the type of reasoning/moral fallacy. Kind of like a 'Sunken costs' type of thing, but when you are spending moral currency.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 17, 2019 03:32 PM (ycWCI)

359 To be precise, our real nickname is "the Vanguard"

Posted by: The Squad at July 17, 2019 03:08 PM (F3zQg)

Vanguard Investments: You'll be hearing from our lawyers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2019 03:32 PM (kw5n8)

360 309 Even for the dating questions?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:24 PM (bcbK
.......

Well, I did date my ex-wife for a while first, so it works.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2019 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

361 O/T: Just saw an aggregated article on Yahoo that said Omar is going to
introduce resolution declaring support for anti-Israel BDS movement this
week.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 17, 2019 03:32 PM (uGHnY)

362 Nood Ebola.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 17, 2019 03:32 PM (sjdRT)

363 353 344 I prefer to think of them as the 'four whores of the apocalypse'.

The Sisters of Perpetual Ignorance
Posted by: JEM at July 17, 2019 03:31 PM (B3gSz)

"The ARISTOCRATS!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:33 PM (zBaqJ)

364 nood

Posted by: LGoPs at July 17, 2019 03:33 PM (w+jpq)

365 I always wondered why billy conolly didn't do Shrek, but no. An American with a fake accent gets the job.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 17, 2019 03:33 PM (G1gJe)

366 ode to David French at Spectator

I am also struck by how divided the world of the chattering class is about the president's recent tweets. It all started a couple of days ago with this fusillade:

'We will never be a Socialist or Communist Country. IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY HERE, YOU CAN LEAVE! It is your choice, and your choice alone. This is about love for America. Certain people HATE our Country...They are anti-Israel, pro Al-Qaeda, and comment on the 9/11 attack, "some people did something." Radical Left Democrats want Open Borders, which means drugs, crime, human trafficking, and much more.'

Several friends wrote to ask what I thought. 'I like it,' I said, or words to that effect. So did they, and they, by the way, were a diverse group (that's good, right? Diversity is good?). We all agreed that the president's follow-up today was also the stuff to give them:

'Our Country is Free, Beautiful and Very Successful. If you hate our Country, or if you are not happy here, you can leave!'

This sent National Review's Pastor David French right around the bend, but then I think that around the bend is where Pastor French lives. Indeed, his incontinent and hyper-moralistic rage over the president's comments made me wonder (not for the first time) whether he was not, as advertised, a conservative commentator but rather a 'woke' progressive plant insinuated into the venerable pages of NR in order to wreak havoc. Judging by the comments to his posts, I conclude that many of the magazine's readers agree with me.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2019 03:33 PM (vEIlU)

367 I swear, the Horde's answer to everything involves beating and/or killing someone.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (UnA8+)

Only with those that disagree with us. Is that wrong?

Posted by: Sponge at July 17, 2019 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

368 Never got into anal.

I know, the kink of the forbidden and all that, but...nah. And ick.

Like Lono said, shit on my dick is my kryptonite.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:33 PM (bcbK8)

369 One Squad = United we stand, divided we fall.

Here's hoping the harpies hamstring Nancy and brand the party with the mark of socialism, aka communism.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at July 17, 2019 03:33 PM (qZdIZ)

370 I hate that song. It's the "Christmas Shoes" of patriotic songs. I wish someone would write a good song that would effectively overwrite it.

--

That made me laugh.

This isn't a song, but it is something I love and can't hear without getting a tear in my eye. It's from Charlie Daniels' CD Land That I Love and the track is called: "My Beautiful America." It's spoken, not sung. And it really moves me. For those interested...

https://tinyurl.com/zmnuklv

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 17, 2019 03:34 PM (JoUsr)

371 A couple of years of prosperity will bring things into focus.
Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 03:27 PM (bM37c)

Serious question: how do the Reds cope with that?

"Vote for us and we'll make you even MORE prosperous?"

People would laugh out loud.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 17, 2019 03:34 PM (gH2RJ)

372 I see Jaochim Castro has introduced a bill to outlaw the term 'illegal alien' in government because the term is 'hurtful' to the illegal aliens.

LOLGFY, Castro.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at July 17, 2019 03:34 PM (kXQD3)

373 368 Never got into anal.

I know, the kink of the forbidden and all that, but...nah. And ick.

Like Lono said, shit on my dick is my kryptonite.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:33 PM (bcbK

Pretty unsanitary tbh. I hear the smell is hard to get rid of too.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2019 03:34 PM (p997d)

374 309 275 261 Or if you beat them up after
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 17, 2019 03:17 PM (uKvHc)

I swear, the Horde's answer to everything involves beating and/or killing someone.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (UnA8+)

Even for the dating questions?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 17, 2019 03:24 PM (bcbK

Sometimes violence IS the answer.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2019 03:34 PM (NWiLs)

375 I swear, the Horde's answer to everything involves beating and/or killing someone.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 17, 2019 03:19 PM (UnA8+)
.......

or slapping hot iron to it.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2019 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

Don't forget me.

Posted by: Drinking Heavily at July 17, 2019 03:34 PM (cux11)

376 314
I see that the Brother-Fucker is planning a trip to Israel and "Palestine" to learn about the occupation.

Israel should not let her in and we should not let her back in.

That cunt is poison.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2019 03:25 PM (zBaqJ)

Hope Trump doesn't let her have a plane like he did with Granny Botox.

Yeah, yeah, I know, no govt shutdown this time.

But wouldn't that ensuing temper tantrum be glorious to behold?

Posted by: Marybeth at July 17, 2019 03:37 PM (CmURZ)

377 159 Needs more gold-dusted bald eagles, and Melania.

Always more Melania.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 17, 2019 03:03 PM (wCmLp)

How can anyone argue with this?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 17, 2019 03:37 PM (sy5kK)

378 I really love this video - mainly because I remember many of the events for the clips. Some bring back sad memories, like the Mom, Evelyn Rodriguez, whose daughter was murdered by MS-13 violence, only to die not too longafter when a driver hit her with a car after a dispute. And Reggie Singh, fallen Officer Ronil Singh's brother, again due to an illegal immigrant. And the row of Angel Moms and Dads.

Posted by: Crowley at July 17, 2019 03:39 PM (rVihB)

379 76 >>I hate that song. It's the "Christmas Shoes" of patriotic songs. I wish someone would write a good song that would effectively overwrite it.

Yeah -- "LET FREEDOM RIIIIIIING. . ."
(Just kidding, I know that song Hannity uses is about triumphing over an abusive husband)

I bet one problem is that with more recent country songs that are patriotic, the artists would not let him use their songs
Posted by: Lizzy
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Yeah good luck with that. The Stones tried it and his campaign said "GFY, we bought that shit and we can play it any damn time we please."

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 17, 2019 03:40 PM (+ldAm)

380 NOOD. Contagious..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (+ldAm)

381 370
I hate that song. It's the "Christmas Shoes" of patriotic songs. I wish someone would write a good song that would effectively overwrite it.

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When the song was first out, I thought it sounded vacuous and simple-minded. Decades later, I just now "get it." It's simple clear true. I love the well-tread song now. Funny how "songs" change over time - not us, right?

Posted by: Crowley at July 17, 2019 03:43 PM (rVihB)

382 News Breaking LIVE @NewsBreaking
2m
BREAKING: The Pentagon has approved a Department of Homeland Security request to send 2,100 additional active duty and National Guard troops to the U.S.-Mexico border - The Hill

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 17, 2019 03:45 PM (BqBId)

383 Ivan Pentchoukov
@IvanPentchoukov
Judge in Michae Flynn case orders Flynn's former counsel to appear because the new counsel has represented that the former counsel has not produced the entire case file. Judge invites Senior Legal Ethics Counsel for the District of Columbia Bar to hearing. August 27 11 am.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (BqBId)

384 Post-2016 election, I expect everyday Americans have penned many lovely patriotic songs - but these melodies might not have traction (yet) on radio or (ever) on YouTube. Is there a modern-day nonpartisan equivalent of MySpace for discovering everymen's/women's songs?

Posted by: Crowley at July 17, 2019 03:46 PM (rVihB)

385 I don't like the quick cut editing style either, but it means he's focused on gen z - and we need those zoomers for the post Trump days headed our way sooner or later.

Posted by: phone of kari at July 17, 2019 03:53 PM (ByDjC)

386 I know phone of Kari. Resistance is futile.

Posted by: Pj at July 17, 2019 03:56 PM (qlTN9)

387 371
A couple of years of prosperity will bring things into focus.
Posted by: annem at July 17, 2019 03:27 PM (bM37c)
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The blue states' residents won't feel the benefit. Their "leaders" are already concocting schemes to sop up any extra earnings.

Posted by: Crowley at July 17, 2019 03:59 PM (rVihB)

388 361 O/T: Just saw an aggregated article on Yahoo that said Omar is going to
introduce resolution declaring support for anti-Israel BDS movement this
week.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 17, 2019 03:32 PM (uGHnY)

Moar popcorn, plz.

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2019 04:02 PM (xjiRE)

389 The meaning of "one Squad under God"?

In keeping with the military-appreciation theme of the song and video, "Squad" is a military term. It's your closest guys, who all have each other's backs.

About 10 soldiers to a squad, about 4 squads to a platoon. "One Squad" means, well, Trump is asking us to think about that.

To me it calls up closeness and trustworthiness. We should all have each other's backs, in contrast to this little 4 person SJW girl-squad in Congress that is stabs the whole country in the back every chance they get.

Pretty good come-back: what Squad means in the most literal American sense vs. what it means to these anti-American communists, racists and Islamofascists.

Many of the America haters, especially the Muslim America haters, should never should have been let in. For instance, the Somali warlords and their families.

If you are fleeing violence that you yourself created by aggressive gangsterism and religious and clan intolerance then you are NOT a "refugee."

Posted by: Alec Rawls at July 17, 2019 04:18 PM (wh9C3)

390 He's "taking back the word".

Word.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 17, 2019 04:30 PM (Ndje9)

391 You gotta give Rahm Emanuel credit. He's a national level Democrat who went back to the hell hole called Chicago that he came up from to show us all how things ought to be done.

Now maybe Nancy Pelosi can go back to San Francisco and show us how to fix that sewer of a city.

Maybe AOC should go back to NYC and show us all how green energy can keep the lights on Broadway.

Plenty of deep dark smelly holes inside the national border that could stand some exemplary corrections.

Posted by: pouncer at July 17, 2019 04:50 PM (L/ssi)

392 The Squat got caught with their panties in a knot.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 17, 2019 05:01 PM (Ndje9)

393 On second thought, "One Squad under God" can't refer to We the People because, squad being a military term, that would place the People under the command of the CIC. So Trump must be refering to our MILITARY as One Squad Under God. Nice.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at July 17, 2019 09:06 PM (wh9C3)

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