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Report: Ousted UK Ambassador Kim Darroch Leaked "Highly Classified," "Very Sensitive" US National Security Information to Media

I'd like to pass along an invitation to the Saudi embassy in Turkey.


Leaked U.K. diplomatic cables critical of President Trump have led Britain's ambassador, Sir Kim Darroch, to announce his departure from Washington earlier than expected. But the story is not yet concluded.

According to one current and one former U.S. government official speaking on the condition of anonymity, Darroch repeatedly leaked classified U.S. intelligence information, including highly classified material, to a journalist for a U.S.-based media outlet. The sources are consolidated by the reaction my related inquiries have received from other government officials.

These leaks are unrelated to the diplomatic cables which sparked Trump's anger and Darroch's departure.

Still, one source says that the U.S. government was so alarmed by Darroch's leaks that it launched an official investigation to find the source of the information.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:11 PM




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1 Well, here I am

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:12 PM (3H9h1)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: AOC-3PO at July 15, 2019 07:12 PM (VNmG1)

3 Another soccer player.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (lS5pB)

4 When AP last passive aggressively Tweeted he was but the learner, now he is the master.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (4QnJ9)

5 Ok, that sounds bad. Probably a NYT reporter.... and top ten? Top 50?

Posted by: Vanceone at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (KbgjX)

6 "the U.S. government was so alarmed by Darroch's leaks that it launched an official investigation to find the source of the information."

Sooo .... the government CAN find leakers when it wants to? Who knew?

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (mk9aG)

7 Since you were here before me, it's up to you to go nood the corgis.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (VNmG1)

8 "I'd like to pass along an invitation to the Saudi embassy in Turkey."

D-d-darling ... tell Pascual I won't be able to film you both tonight ... ohhhhh deaaarrr *faints and crumples, one hand clapped dramatically to his forehead*

Posted by: David French at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (pPQeR)

9 Sounds Trumped up.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (t6MX/)

10 And the nooded corgis have been called! In this case, perhaps the Queen's corgis? Seems a bit appropriate.

Posted by: Vanceone at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (KbgjX)

11 Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."

Bad juju.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (3H9h1)

12 But-but...his rooftop embassy cocktail parties were the best!

*spit*

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (O8WFE)

13 This too was the story of the Obama administration and it's players.

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (Y274z)

14 11 Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."

Bad juju.

Just sayin'
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (3H9h1)

Woah, first name Kim. Must have a real chip on his shoulder.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (mX8Vr)

15 So what was it?

May not have been that remarkable if nobody noticed but the guys who said it was highly sensitive.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (1g7ch)

16 11 Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."

I will make one and only one exception for Kim Mitchell.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:16 PM (O8WFE)

17 This sounds like a job for a girls soccer player!

Posted by: Moron Robbie et al at July 15, 2019 07:16 PM (nsE7Q)

18 The Water Gate, Tower of London, and a short haircut are in order for this ex-ambassador.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 07:16 PM (2igSw)

19 Cheerio old sport!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (axyOa)

20 So what was it?

May not have been that remarkable if nobody noticed but the guys who said it was highly sensitive.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (1g7ch)


Ahhh, there it is,

"Orange Man Bad!"

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (1g7ch)

21 I bet Trump knew they could not miss their chance at the spotlight. He gave them the opportunity to come out from behind Pelosi and take a shot at him with all of the world watching. They were not ready for primetime.

---

from the last...

yeah, the left does this everytime they think one of their professional victim groups is offended. They put them in front of cameras to trainwreck.

consider america's only gold-star family, Khan. what an asshole

consider clock-boy. asshole

these 4 weirdo bitches. assholes

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (JziUy)

22 16
11 Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."



I will make one and only one exception for Kim Mitchell.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:16 PM (O8WFE)

Kim Philby.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (t6MX/)

23 And these are our bestest most trustedest allies in the world! *spit* TDS, what can't it do?

Posted by: Old Blue at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (VNmG1)

24 America is alone in the world except for Israel and those of us who support President Trump.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (UUkQp)

25 OT: I missed the whole Rapinoe thread. Are there people who actually _like_ her, or do they all just like _any_ Trump-hater that shows up?

What's to like about her? She's a good women's soccer player AFAIK, ... that's about it. She's ugly and outspokenly stupid and a bad sport. Is that what they like?

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (mk9aG)

26 >>Darroch repeatedly leaked classified U.S. intelligence information, including highly classified material, to a journalist for a U.S.-based media outlet.



Hoo-boy, so Trump just kneecapped a sketchy US journalist, too?
#Winning!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (bDqIh)

27 Anybody notice how incompetent libs are with similarities?

Trump tweeted an invitation for people to go back, and the response from the lefties is about which American citizens to forcefully deport.

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (H0ARx)

28 According to one current and one former U.S. government official
speaking on the condition of anonymity, Darroch repeatedly leaked
classified U.S. intelligence information, including highly classified
material, to a journalist for a U.S.-based media outlet.



That right there should tell you it's all a lie. No American media outfit would leak information that was harmful to the country.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (T6t7i)

29 23 And these are our bestest most trustedest allies in the world! *spit* TDS, what can't it do?
Posted by: Old Blue at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (VNmG1)


If Boris gets in, they might really become that.

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (ed8K1)

30 Kim Philby ruined it

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (2igSw)

31 Bet he was leaking to Katty Kay. The BBC chick on Joe and Mika's show.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (O8WFE)

32 flounder beat me to it

Posted by: Old Blue at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (VNmG1)

33 Darroch repeatedly leaked classified U.S. intelligence information, including highly classified material, to a journalist for a U.S.-based media outlet.

All right - which one?

I can see - sorta - not burning the reporter, but the U.S. media orifice?

Dish. Which one? Confirm my suspicions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (WDxUi)

34 OT: I missed the whole Rapinoe thread. Are there people who actually _like_ her, or do they all just like _any_ Trump-hater that shows up?

What's to like about her? She's a good women's soccer player AFAIK, ... that's about it. She's ugly and outspokenly stupid and a bad sport. Is that what they like?
Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (mk9aG)

Half her goals were penalty shots. And she was given all the penalty shots

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (FTPn0)

35 This 'tard has Diplomatic Immunity. *spit* Can't shoot 'im for a spy.

What we can do though, is round up all the other players in the game, and line 'em up against the wall.

Do this once. Do it now.

Other, lesser Countries Frenemies, will take heed and think twice before they take on the heedless spying.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (QzJWU)

36 Sean Davis dunking on Pastor French:

Imagine being a "conservative" who spent all day sanctimoniously defending Ilhan Omar's virtue and courage and contributions to American democracy, only to have her hold a press conference where she refused to denounce Al Qaeda and Islamic terrorism.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (x2PE6)

37 Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."

Bad juju.

Just sayin'
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Kim Darrock
Kim Philby

Bad juju

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (FE+I8)

38 If Boris gets in, they might really become that.
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (ed8K1)


Boris is a squish. Prepare to be severely disappointed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:19 PM (WDxUi)

39 Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."

This.

BTW, what is your quest?

Posted by: Some call me "Tim" at July 15, 2019 07:19 PM (lS5pB)

40 What's to like about her? She's a good women's soccer player AFAIK, ... that's about it. She's ugly and outspokenly stupid and a bad sport. Is that what they like?
Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (mk9aG)

Yup, a good WOMANS soccer player, which makes her about the equivalent of a good 15 or 16 year old BOY Soccer player.

So, only being famous because you play in a substandard league, makes it so you should be able to tell the rest of us what to do?

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q. at July 15, 2019 07:19 PM (NgKpN)

41 "Darroch repeatedly leaked classified U.S. intelligence information, including highly classified material, to a journalist for a U.S.-based media outlet."

Doesn't this qualify him as a bona fide spy? Seems to me he needs a dose of polonium.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 15, 2019 07:19 PM (6eEQ+)

42 It's not treason if it's anti-Trump! Everyone knows that.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 07:19 PM (oFcdC)

43 38 If Boris gets in, they might really become that.
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (ed8K1)

Boris is a squish. Prepare to be severely disappointed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:19 PM (WDxUi)


&%)*%&!! You like crushing dreams, don't you?

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 07:19 PM (ed8K1)

44 >>yeah, the left does this everytime they think one of their professional victim groups is offended. They put them in front of cameras to trainwreck.


They're not used to having Alinsky's rules used against them, but he just did the "pick a target, personalize it, freeze it, polarize it" one.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:20 PM (bDqIh)

45 I like to imagine a black limousine pulling up to the British Embassy to pick up the ambassador for his ride to the airport. He enters the car and finds PDT sitting opposite him. When the ambassador reaches the airport he steps out of the limo ashen faced and barely able to walk. A scene out of a really good spy novel.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 07:20 PM (jm1YL)

46 Boris is a squish. Prepare to be severely disappointed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I look forward to his discovery of the comb.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 07:20 PM (T6t7i)

47 Darroch repeatedly leaked classified U.S. intelligence information, including highly classified material, to a journalist for a U.S.-based media outlet.

Let's just naturally assume the word "journalist" is being misapplied here. That leaves us with "a US-based media outlet."

Gotta be CNN or MSNBC.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (O8WFE)

48 41 "Darroch repeatedly leaked classified U.S. intelligence information, including highly classified material, to a journalist for a U.S.-based media outlet."

Doesn't this qualify him as a bona fide spy? Seems to me he needs a dose of polonium.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel


I prefer the ol' "sharpened umbrella tip through the back of the airplane seat" trick.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (oFcdC)

49 36 Sean Davis dunking on Pastor French:

Imagine being a "conservative" who spent all day sanctimoniously defending Ilhan Omar's virtue and courage and contributions to American democracy, only to have her hold a press conference where she refused to denounce Al Qaeda and Islamic terrorism.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (x2PE6)

*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

Posted by: david french at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (ym5eo)

50 Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."

Bad juju.

Just sayin'
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (3H9h1)

-------

Especially if they work in the British Foreign Service... you may recall they have a bit of a checkered past with dudes named Kim.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (3NbUO)

51 Boris is a squish. Prepare to be severely disappointed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



People named Boris are usually bad asses.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (FE+I8)

52 He enters the car and finds PDT sitting opposite
him. When the ambassador reaches the airport he steps out of the limo
ashen faced and barely able to walk. A scene out of a really good spy
novel.

Posted by: Tuna


Better yet, he's given a submachine gun with no firing pin, and is allowed to gracefully exit the highflying aircraft.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (T6t7i)

53 Kim Chambers!

Posted by: david french at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (ym5eo)

54 Imagine being a "conservative" who spent all day sanctimoniously defending Ilhan Omar's virtue and courage and contributions to American democracy, only to have her hold a press conference where she refused to denounce Al Qaeda and Islamic terrorism.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (x2PE6)


I want someone questioning her to refuse to let her off the hook on questions like this.

It's easy to do.

"Do you denounce AQ/ terrorism/ ISIS?"

"Blah blah blah blah, and in conclusion, blah blah."

"So you support AQ/ terrorism/ ISIS, then?"

Put the words in her mouth, and MAKE HER DENY THEM.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:22 PM (WDxUi)

55 Would be a shame if his flight back to Jolly Ol' oopsied overhead a missile frigate with a newbie ensign trying figure out "what's this red button do?" ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 07:22 PM (3JbJY)

56 Hang him or it didn't happen ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 07:22 PM (K3uSh)

57 36 Sean Davis dunking on Pastor French:

Imagine being a "conservative" who spent all day sanctimoniously defending Ilhan Omar's virtue and courage and contributions to American democracy, only to have her hold a press conference where she refused to denounce Al Qaeda and Islamic terrorism.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (x2PE6)


Yeah, it's like asking Ted Bundy if he killed anyone, and he doesn't answer because he is so very offended by the very question.

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 07:22 PM (ed8K1)

58 Imagine being a "conservative" who spent all day sanctimoniously defending Ilhan Omar's virtue and courage and contributions to American democracy, only to have her hold a press conference where she refused to denounce Al Qaeda and Islamic terrorism.


The French Davidians call that kind of talk "natural Viagra."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:22 PM (O8WFE)

59 Huh, so he was back stabbing an ally because they did not elect whom he wanted?

Who does he think we are, Israel?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:22 PM (n5NRb)

60 "our bestest most trustedest allies in the world! *spit* TDS, what can't it do?"

England's collapse began before Trump. Since they went balls-out open-borders, please please let's never help defend them again. Heck, they don't even have British free-speech-lite anymore.

Their disdain for freedom desecrates the sacrifices Americans made on their behalf.

Posted by: gp, God's Love Faucet at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (mk9aG)

61 39 Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."

This.

BTW, what is your quest?
Posted by: Some call me "Tim" at July 15, 2019 07:19 PM (lS5pB)

Yes, cads and scoundrels every one.

Yet with a heart of Gold if they find the right Holy Man.

Posted by: Rubyard Kipling at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (NgKpN)

62 45 I like to imagine a black limousine pulling up to the British Embassy to pick up the ambassador for his ride to the airport. He enters the car and finds PDT sitting opposite him. When the ambassador reaches the airport he steps out of the limo ashen faced and barely able to walk. A scene out of a really good spy novel.
Posted by: Tuna


Sounds more like a scene from gay erotica than a spy novel.

Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (oFcdC)

63 sean must be referring to powerline, one of the sub-bloggers on instapundit, and the usual cuck cruisers.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (JziUy)

64 Darroch repeatedly leaked classified U.S. intelligence information, including highly classified material, to a journalist for a U.S.-based media outlet.

Let's just naturally assume the word "journalist" is being misapplied here. That leaves us with "a US-based media outlet."

Gotta be CNN or MSNBC.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM


***

Did the material get publicized? It will be interesting to see how this part plays out. There is a difference between being given some classified material, and publishing it.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (axyOa)

65 55
Would be a shame if his flight back to Jolly Ol' oopsied overhead a
missile frigate with a newbie ensign trying figure out "what's this red
button do?" ...




Don't touch it! It's a trap!

Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (T6t7i)

66 These are our allies?

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (tH5fk)

67 Axeman: "Anybody notice how incompetent libs are with similarities?"

This isn't incompetence. It's designed. Twisting language into a pretzel is straight out of 1984 to move an agenda.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (6eEQ+)

68 Of course he leaked, the guy looks incontinent.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (nyFJf)

69 Special relationship my ass.

Throw his ass in a federal lockup, next time he sets his $2,500 bespoke shoes on US soil. Ray Brook NY would feel like Scotland to this posh.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (FcA5n)

70 Willowed from last thread:
I am pretty sure that America is hankering to have a bitter foul-mouthed lez as the face of the country.

She only has one final test to make sure.

Can she pull off the Kirby vacuum cleaner print pant suit ensemble?

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (RTWw4)

71 However this "Kim Mitchel" is acceptable.

Max Webster was the first record released by Canadian rock band Max Webster. The record was released in 1976 and has been certified gold by the Canadian Recording Industry Association.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (3H9h1)

72 Sounds more like a scene from gay erotica than a spy novel.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (oFcdC)
+++++++++
Your old nic pic was way better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (I2dne)

73 60 "our bestest most trustedest allies in the world! *spit* TDS, what can't it do?"

---

a nation that voluntarily surrendered to islam DURING THE WAR ON TERROR. and has abandoned free speech.

spit.

also, turkey. man.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (JziUy)

74 59 Huh, so he was back stabbing an ally because they did not elect whom he wanted?

Who does he think we are, Israel?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:22 PM (n5NRb)

Now we need to look carefully for any correspondence he might have had with Christopher Steele.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (NgKpN)

75 Is there any official in a Western government who isn't a traitor?

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

76 People named Boris are usually bad asses.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (FE+I


Not this one. He's a rank opportunist. He already burned us once on something (I've forgotten what, exactly) where he basically did his Romney impression.

He also squished out on Brexit back when, refusing to fight for it when he could've challenged the librarian lady who for some reason was masquerading as the PM.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (WDxUi)

77 36 Sean Davis dunking on Pastor French:
---
The fact that National Review hasn't shitcanned this douchebag tells me they have no intention of ever again being considered a legitimate publication.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (hjaPQ)

78 Is Kim in a dude short for something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (n5NRb)

79 ''Sounds more like a scene from gay erotica than a spy novel.''

It does doesn't it. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (jm1YL)

80 65 55
Would be a shame if his flight back to Jolly Ol' oopsied overhead a
missile frigate with a newbie ensign trying figure out "what's this red
button do?" ...



Don't touch it! It's a trap!
Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (T6t7i)

=====

*jab* *jab* *jab*

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (3JbJY)

81 Willowed

This display is what you get when you allow 18 year olds to vote in Federal elections.

And yes, I was an 18 year old voter at one time, without 24 hour news, twitter, facebook and the internet. And I can honestly say I was better informed regarding candidates than the 18 year olds of today. Today's 18 year old has likely NEVER had a job, can barely drive, can hardly handle any kind of responsibility outside of keeping their cell phone in the back pocket, have been raised on a television reality show world with parents who want to be their friend, not their parent. Yes, the exceptions are there, but even the military boot camp officers are finding 18 year olds to be babies compared to 20 years ago.

People wonder how American hating idiots like those showcased in this press conference get elected, the answer is the under 25 voter.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (FMlhO)

Posted by: Jen the original at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (FMlhO)

82 71 Max Webster was the first record released by Canadian rock band Max Webster. The record was released in 1976 and has been certified gold by the Canadian Recording Industry Association.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (3H9h1)


I salute them. Selling 10 copies of an album in Canada is an achievement.

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (ed8K1)

83 and WHY or HOW is a UK ambassador privy to classified USA national security intel? Thats even worse than telling Barky too many details.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (eASYU)

84 Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (axyOa)

I'm also wondering who his US accomplices were. He had to have 'em. al-Brennan's fugly face springs to mind first.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:25 PM (O8WFE)

85 Gotta be CNN or MSNBC.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM


Nah. Not posh enough for young Kim. Mustn't rub elbows with the hoi polloi.

NYT or WaPo is my guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (WDxUi)

86 *looks around, checks with moose outside*

How much gay erotica have you guys read?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (n5NRb)

87 and WHY or HOW is a UK ambassador privy to
classified USA national security intel? Thats even worse than telling
Barky too many details.


Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (eASYU)

Five Eyes.

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (XKZwp)

88 Probably wasn't a very good idea to let Sir Kim Philby into the country in the first place.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (cY3LT)

89 Remember when the British chocked a man to death for giving the Germans shipping times of freighters.


Good Times.


Also put a Leatherman in his Luggage so he gets arrested when he arrives in the UK.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (dKiJG)

90 His report was never meant for Theresa May, she already thought as he does. The report was always meant for public consumption.

Don't all those people now feel foolish who defended the report by say he had a duty to give his government an "honest" assessment?

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (nyFJf)

91 I have a different take. I'd have more respect for the Tory party and British conservatives, if there are any left, if they kept him in place. I don't want other countries telling us who our Ambassadors can be or our leadership caving to any foreign leader that rips on one of our Ambassadors.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 15, 2019 07:27 PM (4thlk)

92 Rum. Sodomy. And the Lash. And Sodomy. Because he's a Brit.

Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2019 07:27 PM (kLDv+)

93 Hey everybody.

Five Eyes.
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (XKZwp)


Good burger place. Got one in town!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 07:27 PM (miE9U)

94 People named Boris are usually bad asses.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (FE+I


If they have a partner named Natasha ...

Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 07:27 PM (LPnfS)

95 For a diplomat he was monumentally undiplomatic.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:27 PM (nyFJf)

96 Bing is 'Honoring our oceans.'

I have always found that the Oceans do not need praise. They pretty much show up every day and do their thing regardless. Model employees they are.

And the NEVER ask for a raise.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:27 PM (n5NRb)

97 I'm also wondering who his US accomplices were. He had to have 'em. al-Brennan's fugly face springs to mind first.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:25 PM



As well as what was being said/done? Pols use media all the time as a back-channel (Cuba and the Rooskies). But yeah, given this guy in particular and the environment, you could be right.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:28 PM (axyOa)

98 And yes...you know he has the bespoke shoes.

Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 07:28 PM (tH5fk)

99 82>
AND I saw them in concert. Way back when...

"Research at Beach Resorts."

Timeless.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:28 PM (3H9h1)

100 Sounds more like a scene from gay erotica than a spy novel.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (oFcdC)
+++++++++
Your old nic pic was way better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (I2dne)
.......

thumbs up for still no pants

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 07:28 PM (v0R5T)

101 Max Webster also teamed up with Rush to record the totally awesome, classic ass-kicker "Battlescar."

https://tinyurl.com/yyh2b9nq

I can't think of a single instance, especially back in those days, of two entire bands teaming up like that. Yeah, singing groups used to do it all the time, like The Supremes and the Four Tops, but not entire rock bands.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:28 PM (O8WFE)

102 Our very close and special relationship*

*reachround not included

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (Z4rgH)

103 98 And yes...you know he has the bespoke shoes.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2019 07:28 PM (tH5fk)

First he had to run down a cobbler barefoot...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (n5NRb)

104 88 Probably wasn't a very good idea to let Sir Kim Philby into the country in the first place.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (cY3LT)


Whenever I hear someone with the title "Sir" I wonder who they defeated in the jousting match.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (WDxUi)

105 Hail Brittania! And fuck this guy in particular.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (ptqGC)

106 96 I have always found that the Oceans do not need praise. They pretty much show up every day and do their thing regardless. Model employees they are.

And the NEVER ask for a raise.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:27 PM (n5NRb)


My genitals haven't "asked for a raise" in decades. The smell of underage girl hair used to do the trick, but it just doesn't work any more.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (ed8K1)

107 I must here stand in defense of my friend, Mr. Kim DuToit.

A more stalwart proponent of our Natural Rights does not exist. Equals? Sure, there are plenty of us. Many here reading this now are his equal in this regard.

But, none better.

An avid shooter, gifted writer and essayist, possessed of a rapier wit and sly humor; a bon vivant and raconteur of the first order.

Such friends are rare in this world. Count yourself lucky if you have but a few.

Now, while not a close associate by any means, but a friend of letters of the years, now sadly absent from the blogosphere.

Kim Crawford, aka "Velociman". Send prayers up for his support, always. May his future be brighter, one day at a time.

This is my word. I'll stand by these men by all that's right and honorable.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (QzJWU)

108 First he had to run down a cobbler barefoot...



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop



Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

Posted by: The Cobbler at July 15, 2019 07:30 PM (T6t7i)

109 If I leaked a departmental memo to the media, I would be fired, and probably arrested. How come these politicos and swamp creatures can do this with impunity and literally nothing happens to them?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 15, 2019 07:30 PM (VWp7G)

110 19 Cheerio old sport!

honey-nut cheerios right back atcha

Posted by: Anachronda at July 15, 2019 07:30 PM (sGtp+)

111 Whenever I hear someone with the title "Sir" I wonder who they defeated in the jousting match.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (WDxUi)


Jousting? Nowadays it's a slap-fight or severely said words to one's opponent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:30 PM (ptqGC)

112 Boy oh boy this is a real ''wish I'd been there'' night. Wonder what the conversation about her ambassador between PM May and PDT was like.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 07:31 PM (jm1YL)

113 Leaking classified information from an ally could be construed as an act of war. This was a government official.

The Queen's invitation for a royal visit now makes perfect sense, she tried to fix what her idiot government did.

It's almost as if Sadiq Khan is running the whole of UK, not just London.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:31 PM (nyFJf)

114 Anything that damages Trump is okay with those who know best. Kerry should be applauded for engaging in unofficial negotiations with the Iranians.

just imaging how wonderful the world would be in Carter beat Reagan in 1980 or if Gore won in 2000.

spit spit spit spit

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 15, 2019 07:31 PM (ZqRa6)

115 Cheerio old sport!

honey-nut cheerios right back atcha

Posted by: Anachronda at July 15, 2019 07:30 PM



I love those! Especially with blueberries and bananas.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:31 PM (axyOa)

116 Kim DuToit, a great African-American.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2019 07:32 PM (1g7ch)

117 It's almost as if Sadiq Khan is running the whole of UK, not just London.
Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:31 PM (nyFJf)


He isn't?

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 07:32 PM (aS1PU)

118 Hutchinson Island is across the Savannah River from the city. It was an infamous dueling ground, long after dueling was banned in the colony.

I'm sensing a need to Make Dueling Great Again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

119 111 Whenever I hear someone with the title "Sir" I wonder who they defeated in the jousting match.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (WDxUi)

Jousting? Nowadays it's a slap-fight or severely said words to one's opponent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:30 PM (ptqGC)


My favorite is "KCBE," "Knight Commander of the British Empire."

No one has the heart to tell them chivalry ended centuries ago, and that there is no British Empire anymore.

So being a "Knight Commander of the British Empire" is kinda like being an "Admiral of the Swiss Navy."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:33 PM (WDxUi)

120 ''Sounds more like a scene from gay erotica than a spy novel.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (oFcdC)
+++++++++
Your old nic pic was way better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)''

He looks perfectly qualified to weigh in on important discussions.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 07:33 PM (jm1YL)

121 The Queen's invitation for a royal visit now makes perfect sense, she tried to fix what her idiot government did.


Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:31 PM

***

Hadn't thought of that. I wonder if it is connected? Interesting.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:33 PM (axyOa)

122 I must here stand in defense of my friend, Mr. Kim DuToit.

Not a British Kim, iirc ...

Posted by: Adriane the Thursday Critic ... at July 15, 2019 07:33 PM (LPnfS)

123 Jousting? Nowadays it's a slap-fight or severely said words to one's opponent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:30 PM (ptqGC)

I'm kind of glad the jousting thing is done with. Something wrong about trying to vigorously poke other men with a long stick.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (mX8Vr)

124 I'm afraid the Queen is upping her evening gin and tonics, since Prince Andrew has been found to be a pedophile.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

125 I just had a shot of a new, locally distilled, rye whiskey. I liked it.
But it's promoted as being made with grain produced entirely by horse drawn farming methods.
Like I said, I like it but , umm, so the fuck what?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (JgA4k)

126 "Boy oh boy this is a real ''wish I'd been there'' night. Wonder what the conversation about her ambassador between PM May and PDT was like.
Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 07:31 PM (jm1YL)"

- - - - - - - -

May is not much different to Ambassador Kim, she was probably OK with his actions. Her resignation must have been one of Trump's demands or he goes public.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (nyFJf)

127 Jousting? Nowadays it's a slap-fight or severely said words to one's opponent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:30 PM (ptqGC)


Handbags at 20 paces.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (WDxUi)

128 re 113: I saw two pics on facebook some weeks ago that showed how happy Q Eliz was to meet the Obamas years ago and how she frowned when Trump and Melania were there a few weeks ago.

when you live in an era in which people can invent their own pronouns (zhe, zhe, etc) anything is possible.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (ZqRa6)

129 Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (x2PE6)

Yeah, it's like asking Ted Bundy if he killed anyone, and he doesn't answer because he is so very offended by the very question.
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 07:22 PM (ed8K1)


Bundy had no problem admitting it.

I forget what b.s. babbling excuse he gave, not blacking out or anything, and indeed I think he said he knew what he was doing. Maybe that he just didn't care, and that there were plenty others just like him.

There have been plenty other psycho killers who genuinely seemed to think they're doing God's work.

That's who this rotten little tart is. Goes to bed every night believing she's the good guy.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:35 PM (cY3LT)

130 No wonder UK still doesn't have a Prime Minister, nobody wants to deal with this and are waiting until it blows over.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:35 PM (nyFJf)

131 ''Sounds more like a scene from gay erotica than a spy novel.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (oFcdC)
+++++++++
Your old nic pic was way better.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)''

He looks perfectly qualified to weigh in on important discussions.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 07:33 PM (jm1YL)
........

I'm not too thrilled about it.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at July 15, 2019 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

132 Is Kim in a dude short for something?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
--------

Kimberly. A vain attempt to man up the name. It doesn't help.

There's no help for 'Joyce'. 'Joy' just won't do it. I shan't make light of it though, as Joyce Kilmer died a very manly death.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 15, 2019 07:35 PM (HTHlp)

133 I'm kind of glad the jousting thing is done with. Something wrong about trying to vigorously poke other men with a long stick.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (mX8Vr)

Actually, I know a number of guys who spend big bucks Jousting.

Its not a cheap sport at all.

And as someone who did competitive Sword Fighting for over 30 years, I have to tell you that there is no greater stress relief exercise, than sticking someone with a sharp pointy object!

Posted by: Don Q. at July 15, 2019 07:36 PM (NgKpN)

134 re 122: from South Africa, I am pretty sure. Forgot about him.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 15, 2019 07:36 PM (ZqRa6)

135 afraid the Queen is upping her evening gin and tonics, since Prince Andrew has been found to be a pedophile.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

Her Uncle was a Nazi supporter, so which is worse.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 15, 2019 07:36 PM (dKiJG)

136 I just had a shot of a new, locally distilled, rye whiskey. I liked it.
But it's promoted as being made with grain produced entirely by horse drawn farming methods.
Like I said, I like it but , umm, so the fuck what?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (JgA4k)


It's the horseshit. It has a certain Je n'est ce quois.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 07:36 PM (aS1PU)

137 Is Kim in a dude short for something?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
--------

Kimberly. A vain attempt to man up the name. It doesn't help.

There's no help for 'Joyce'. 'Joy' just won't do it. I shan't make light of it though, as Joyce Kilmer died a very manly death.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 15, 2019 07:35 PM (HTHlp)


Not short for Kimber?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2019 07:36 PM (1g7ch)

138 I am quite sure that the leaks of classified information had nothing at all to do with Darroch's departure, and it was all because of a schoolyard spat started by that bully, Trump.

Right.

Posted by: West at July 15, 2019 07:37 PM (2taY5)

139
There's no help for 'Joyce'. 'Joy' just won't do it. I shan't make light of it though, as Joyce Kilmer died a very manly death.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc.



Cry me a f***ing river.

Posted by: Evelyn Waugh at July 15, 2019 07:37 PM (T6t7i)

140 124 I'm afraid the Queen is upping her evening gin and tonics, since Prince Andrew has been found to be a pedophile.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (ptqGC)


Queen Elizabeth: "Oh FFS, can't any of you idiots do anything right? Jug ears here talks to plants and wants to be a tampon, your brother marries some American divorcee gold digger, and now YOU turn out to be a kiddie diddler! WTF??"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:37 PM (WDxUi)

141 There's no help for 'Joyce'. 'Joy' just won't do it. I shan't make light of it though, as Joyce Kilmer died a very manly death.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 15, 2019 07:35 PM (HTHlp)

Maybe try for dyslexia and call yourself 'Cy'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:37 PM (n5NRb)

142 It's been "a day." Imonna go sit on the porch and watch the birds enjoy the feeders.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:37 PM (ptqGC)

143 Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."

Bad juju.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (3H9h1)


H8er!

Posted by: Kim Philby at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (Y8PSl)

144 Oh yeah, one more: Kimberley Rew (The Soft Boys, Katrina & the Waves.)

First band great, second one meh. And no points for spelling it "Kimberley."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (O8WFE)

145 Report: Ousted UK Ambassador Kim Darroch Leaked "Highly Classified," "Very Sensitive" US National Security Information to Media

Hang him as a spy.

Fucker.



It's pretty obvious that he leaked his own memos, too. But hanging for spying renders that moot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (81Etl)

146 I just had a shot of a new, locally distilled, rye whiskey. I liked it.
But it's promoted as being made with grain produced entirely by horse drawn farming methods.
Like I said, I like it but , umm, so the fuck what?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (JgA4k)

So they just buy it from the Amish.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (dKiJG)

147 Tar and feather. Is that still a thing?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (dNzKv)

148 Probably wasn't a very good idea to let Sir Kim Philby into the country in the first place.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (cY3LT)

Whenever I hear someone with the title "Sir" I wonder who they defeated in the jousting match.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (WDxUi)


Sword fighting.

Posted by: Sir Elton John at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (cY3LT)

149 My former pastor was named Kim. Great missionary, great preacher, great follower of Christ.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (+0VWg)

150 re 113: I saw two pics on facebook some weeks ago that showed how happy Q Eliz was to meet the Obamas years ago

"Ah, the new servants! Wait - they're ... what?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:39 PM (WDxUi)

151 Queen Elizabeth: "Oh FFS, can't any of you idiots do anything right? Jug ears here talks to plants and wants to be a tampon, your brother marries some American divorcee gold digger, and now YOU turn out to be a kiddie diddler! WTF??"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:37 PM (WDxUi)

And now you know why she gave up all Power as the Queen.

She took a good look at her Kids and Grandkids and said 'Nope, uh uh, no way, can't give THEM power'.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 15, 2019 07:39 PM (NgKpN)

152 Grew up down the street from a "Dana." That boy wasn't right from the get-go.

He's now a she and didn't even have to change xer name.

(I swear I am not making this up.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:39 PM (O8WFE)

153 A mother's boy has never wept, nor dashed a thousand kim.

Posted by: Arthur Flegenheimer at July 15, 2019 07:39 PM (3NbUO)

154 Kimba the white lion was a bad mofo.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 07:40 PM (K/2j/)

155 147 Tar and feather. Is that still a thing?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (dNzKv)

You know, when you think about tar and feathering, aren't there better public displays of torture you could go with? It seems like a method that could easily go wrong for the howling mob.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:40 PM (n5NRb)

156 Report: Ousted UK Ambassador Kim Darroch Leaked "Highly Classified," "Very Sensitive" US National Security Information to Media


By leak do you mean pass them through his own homebrew email server with known Chinese spy software running? Cause if that is what they consider a leak.... I have it on good authority that it lacks intent.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 07:40 PM (dNzKv)

157 27 Anybody notice how incompetent libs are with similarities?

Trump tweeted an invitation for people to go back, and the response from the lefties is about which American citizens to forcefully deport.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (H0ARx)

Nah, it's just that true leftie's can't wait to herd people into boxcars, it's their goto thing.

Posted by: West at July 15, 2019 07:40 PM (2taY5)

158 Maybe try for dyslexia and call yourself 'Cy'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:37 PM (n5NRb)


That'll never work.

Posted by: Bret Favre ... pronounced 'Farve' at July 15, 2019 07:40 PM (WDxUi)

159 Never trust a man named Kim.
Except me. I'm totes cool......

Posted by: Kim Philby at July 15, 2019 07:40 PM (nQNVp)

160 Darroch is a symptom, May was the host to the disease.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 07:41 PM (84LPL)

161 Queen Elizabeth: "Oh FFS, can't any of you idiots do anything right? Jug ears here talks to plants and wants to be a tampon, your brother marries some American divorcee gold digger, and now YOU turn out to be a kiddie diddler! WTF??"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:37 PM (WDxUi)

To be fair, she is a constant in these individuals' lives.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:41 PM (mX8Vr)

162 Boot his ass out but make him leave from Yorktown.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:41 PM (axyOa)

163 148
Sword fighting.

Posted by: Sir Elton John at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (cY3LT)


The writing was probably on the wall for the British when they started knighting pop stars instead of war heroes.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:41 PM (sdi6R)

164 148 Probably wasn't a very good idea to let Sir Kim Philby into the country in the first place.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:26 PM (cY3LT)

Whenever I hear someone with the title "Sir" I wonder who they defeated in the jousting match.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:29 PM (WDxUi)


Sword fighting.
Posted by: Sir Elton John at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (cY3LT)

/throws down his gauntlet, picks up his matched set of live 45 inch Rapiers.

Nope, not gonna let you make Sword Fighting Gay.

Not gonna happen.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 15, 2019 07:41 PM (NgKpN)

165 160 Darroch is a symptom, May was the host to the disease.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 07:41 PM (84LPL)

It is impossible to butch up the name, Teresa.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:42 PM (n5NRb)

166 your brother marries some American divorcee gold digger

It seems to run in the family.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 07:42 PM (T6t7i)

167 116
Kim DuToit, a great African-American.



Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2019 07:32 PM (1g7ch)

He gets a pass, with a side-glance.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 15, 2019 07:42 PM (t6MX/)

168 If Shakespeare taught me anything, it's that the Brit royalty have been royally fcuked for centuries.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:42 PM (O8WFE)

169 Not short for Kimber?

Former neighbors had a dog named Kimber. And other neighbors who had a dog named Remington. I asked my wife if I could one-up them by renaming our dog Ma Deuce. True story. Mostly.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 15, 2019 07:42 PM (qc+VF)

170 "I just had a shot of a new, locally distilled, rye whiskey. I liked it.

But it's promoted as being made with grain produced entirely by horse drawn farming methods."


I had friend that was a former Marine fighter pilot in WW11 that had an "organic" apple orchard. One night after a couple beers I asked him why he went "organic", he said "I'm going to stop stupid people paying me more for my inferior apples just because I use chicken shit fertilizer and hardly any pesticides."

Posted by: lowandslow at July 15, 2019 07:42 PM (4thlk)

171 Sumbitch should have been officially expelled as persona non grata.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 15, 2019 07:43 PM (WRSbt)

172 Oh FFS, can't any of you idiots do anything right? Jug ears here talks to plants and wants to be a tampon, your brother marries some American divorcee gold digger, and now YOU turn out to be a kiddie diddler! WTF??"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:37 PM (WDxUi)

To be fair, it's just ears' SON married to o the skanky gold digger.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 07:43 PM (AMdBG)

173 The writing was probably on the wall for the British when they started knighting pop stars instead of war heroes.

Posted by: rickl


It's tough to knight the null set. Well, except for the ghurkas.

Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 07:43 PM (T6t7i)

174 146 I just had a shot of a new, locally distilled, rye whiskey. I liked it.
But it's promoted as being made with grain produced entirely by horse drawn farming methods.
Like I said, I like it but , umm, so the fuck what?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 07:34 PM (JgA4k)

So they just buy it from the Amish.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (dKiJG)

It must have a faint scent of horseshit instead of diesel.

Honestly, Been drinking bourbon for ~50 years, and in my experience and opinion anybody who has a gimmick probably doesn't have a very good whiskey.

Posted by: West at July 15, 2019 07:43 PM (2taY5)

175 168 If Shakespeare taught me anything, it's that the Brit royalty have been royally fcuked for centuries.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:42 PM (O8WFE)

Did you miss his bits about Scottish and Roman royalty? And that one he stole from the Danes.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:43 PM (mX8Vr)

176 Boot his ass out but make him leave from Yorktown.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:41 PM (

----

I think protocol for treacherous redcoats is tarring, feathering, and running out on the rail.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 07:44 PM (3NbUO)

177 Are we talkin' 'bout men with girly names?

I once read that the British writer Evelyn Waugh was a pretty nasty guy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 07:44 PM (miE9U)

178 Aetius, we can always go with Terezzza in the Heinz tradition.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 07:44 PM (84LPL)

179 Me and the blokes would sword fight in circle!

Lovely!

Posted by: Sir Paul McCartney at July 15, 2019 07:44 PM (nDe2U)

180 Honestly, Been drinking bourbon for ~50 years, and in my experience and opinion anybody who has a gimmick probably doesn't have a very good whiskey.



Posted by: West at July 15, 2019 07:43 PM


***

**hides can of cinnamon**
Walks quietly away...

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:44 PM (axyOa)

181 Theresa= Terry.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 07:45 PM (dNzKv)

182 To be fair, it's just ears' SON married to o the skanky gold digger.
Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 07:43 PM (AMdBG)


Yeah, I didn't make it clear. I was writing this as though the Queen were talking with Andrew, with Charles standing by.

Posted by: Bret Favre ... pronounced 'Farve' at July 15, 2019 07:45 PM (WDxUi)

183 >>>Never trust a man named Kim.<<<

Kim is that fat little Korean bastard that pretends he can take on America and win. I'd pay money to kick him in the nuts.

Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2019 07:45 PM (kLDv+)

184 Knew of a guy named Kim, but it was short for Kimball. Not sure why he didn't go by Kimball.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 15, 2019 07:45 PM (xPJvm)

185 Darroch is a symptom, May was the host to the disease.
Posted by: Ben Had
--------

A fish rots from the head. See: Barack Obama

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 15, 2019 07:45 PM (U2TY5)

186 Andrew is Harry's uncle.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 07:45 PM (AMdBG)

187 Any heads rolling yet? How about a deportation or two? No? Huh.

Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM (UdKB7)

188 177
I once read that the British writer Evelyn Waugh was a pretty nasty guy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 07:44 PM (miE9U)


I learned to fight at an early age.

Posted by: Sue at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

189 >>I'm afraid the Queen is upping her evening gin and tonics, since Prince Andrew has been found to be a pedophile.




What new revelations are there?

Sadly, I bet she already knew.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM (bDqIh)

190 Sword fighting.
Posted by: Sir Elton John at July 15, 2019 07:38 PM (cY3LT)

/throws down his gauntlet, picks up his matched set of live 45 inch Rapiers.

Nope, not gonna let you make Sword Fighting Gay.

Not gonna happen.
Posted by: Don Q. at July 15, 2019 07:41 PM (NgKpN)


Hate to break it to you, but "sword fighting" has been a euphemism for crossing peeners, prolly longer than you've been alive.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM (cY3LT)

191 I just had a shot of a new, locally distilled, rye whiskey. I liked it.
But it's promoted as being made with grain produced entirely by horse drawn farming methods.
Like I said, I like it but , umm, so the fuck what?
***
People are stupid. There is a tea whose main claim to fame is that it is picked entirely by monkeys.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 07:47 PM (RTWw4)

192 Ok, fuckit. Just re bury me under a parking lot. Bloody wankers.

Posted by: Richard the Lion Heart at July 15, 2019 07:47 PM (gC2IV)

193 Kim Jong Un
Kim Jong Il
Kim Philby


Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 07:47 PM (84LPL)

194 The Englishmen.

Those that weren't mowed down between the years 1914 and 1945 were brought low by syphilis, muzzies and Y-T guilt.

But mostly Y-T guilt.

Jimmy Savile weeps.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2019 07:47 PM (Z+IKu)

195 I'd go with Kimball.

Ball-er as a nick.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:47 PM (O8WFE)

196 186 Andrew is Harry's uncle.
Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 07:45 PM (AMdBG)


OK. Then I'll be a monkey's uncle. Wait, no I can't be. I'm not related to any of these clowns.

Posted by: Bret Favre ... pronounced 'Farve' at July 15, 2019 07:47 PM (WDxUi)

197 Hate to break it to you, but "sword fighting" has been a euphemism for crossing peeners, prolly longer than you've been alive.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM (cY3LT)


OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

Posted by: The Red Queen at July 15, 2019 07:47 PM (aS1PU)

198 KIMBO SLICE!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (xPJvm)

199 I'm afraid the Queen is upping her evening gin and tonics, since Prince Andrew has been found to be a pedophile.

---------------

What new revelations are there?

Sadly, I bet she already knew.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM (bDqIh)


Pretty much everyone else has for years, she'd have to be an ignorant fool not to.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (cY3LT)

200 when mccartney (billy shears) can be a "sir" the title means nothing. same with reginald dwight. i think they give that title away when you buy toothpaste over there. fuckin limeys.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (KP5rU)

201 Joan Jett's early band The Runaways worked with a producer named Kim Fowley.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (miE9U)

202 Hate to break it to you, but "sword fighting" has been a euphemism for crossing peeners, prolly longer than you've been alive.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM (cY3LT)


What exactly would be the point of that?

Posted by: Bret Favre ... pronounced 'Farve' at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (WDxUi)

203 People are stupid. There is a tea whose main claim to fame is that it is picked entirely by monkeys.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 07:47 PM (RTWw4)

I don't drink tea, but I might want to buy that to show people and claim that I only drink tea handpicked by monkeys.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (mX8Vr)

204 I'm afraid the Queen is upping her evening gin and tonics, since Prince Andrew has been found to be a pedophile.
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What new revelations are there?
----------
Sadly, I bet she already knew.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM (bDqIh)
~~~~~

Andrew was outed the first go-round. Pictures and everything. It's been known for years.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (NtglE)

205 The Red Queen's off her head.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (O8WFE)

206 KIMBO SLICE!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (xPJvm)


I would say "may he rest in peace" but I doubt he is.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (cY3LT)

207 Is this Kim guy oriental? Or when his father left home when he was born?

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (BbGew)

208 I don't drink tea, but I might want to buy that to show people and claim that I only drink tea handpicked by monkeys.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (mX8Vr)


I hat fucking monkeys.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (aS1PU)

209 Hate to break it to you, but "sword fighting" has been a euphemism for crossing peeners, prolly longer than you've been alive.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM


Ho! Ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!

Posted by: D. Duck at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (zCabI)

210 200 when mccartney (billy shears) can be a "sir" the title means nothing. same with reginald dwight. i think they give that title away when you buy toothpaste over there. fuckin limeys.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (KP5rU)

pack of sport tampons get you the Dame fame.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (JFO2v)

211 Ok, fuckit. Just re bury me under a parking lot. Bloody wankers.

Posted by: Richard the Lion Heart

----

I was the guy under the parking lot, you bloody frog!

Posted by: Richard III at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (ry4Ms)

212 Pretty much everyone else has for years, she'd have to be an ignorant fool not to.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (cY3LT)


I would imagine MI5 would have kept her informed so she could potentially minimize embarrassment.

Posted by: Bret Favre ... pronounced 'Farve' at July 15, 2019 07:50 PM (WDxUi)

213 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:50 PM (WDxUi)

214 *throws shit*
*goes back to work picking tea*

Posted by: Random tea monkey at July 15, 2019 07:50 PM (nDe2U)

215 209 Hate to break it to you, but "sword fighting" has been a euphemism for crossing peeners, prolly longer than you've been alive.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM

Ho! Ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!
Posted by: D. Duck at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (zCabI)

John Ritter movie cock fighting. HA!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 07:50 PM (JFO2v)

216 201 Joan Jett's early band The Runaways worked with a producer named Kim Fowley.

Good one! Fowley also produced demos for the Modern Lovers.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:50 PM (O8WFE)

217
People are stupid. There is a tea whose main claim to fame is that it is picked entirely by monkeys.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air


There they are
Picking leaves for tea
They give the funniest looks
To every one they see

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 07:50 PM (aKsyK)

218 Rudyard Kimling....a boy named sue.......

Posted by: saf at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (5IHGB)

219 Kim Kardashian, Does my ass make me?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (84LPL)

220 208 I don't drink tea, but I might want to buy that to show people and claim that I only drink tea handpicked by monkeys.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (mX8Vr)

I hat fucking monkeys.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (aS1PU)

Well I suppose I won't be inviting you to any of my tea parties then.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (mX8Vr)

221 217
People are stupid. There is a tea whose main claim to fame is that it is picked entirely by monkeys.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air

There they are
Picking leaves for tea
They give the funniest looks
To every one they see
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 07:50 PM (aKsyK)

Hey hey we are the tea picking monkeys

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (JFO2v)

222 Someguy..... I think it's actually coffee. And it's claim to fame is not that it's been picked by monkeys, but that is been pooped out by monkeys

Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (TyVii)

223 Posted by: Richard III at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (ry4Ms)

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Bloody wanker.

Posted by: Richard the Lion Heart at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (gC2IV)

224 >>>When AP last passive aggressively Tweeted he was but the learner, now he is the master.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (4QnJ9)

Initiate order 66! Go to the school and kill all the young padames, AP.

Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (q177U)

225 Hate to break it to you, but "sword fighting" has been a euphemism for crossing peeners, prolly longer than you've been alive.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:46 PM (cY3LT)

What exactly would be the point of that?
Posted by: Bret Favre ... pronounced 'Farve' at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (WDxUi)


I know what scissoring is, and I understand why the gals do it (and generally approve), but I know not why gaymen do what they do, and I don't care.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (cY3LT)

226 #217 There they are
Picking leaves for tea
They give the funniest looks
To every one they see


Golf. Clap. I'm dyin'!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (O8WFE)

227 Do the Amish or Mennonites even cash crop with horses? Maybe they do just for these trendy whisky makers.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 15, 2019 07:52 PM (4thlk)

228 Trump is always the one being accused of ineptitude, of recklessness... yet it's always his enemies that turn out to be the ones leaking classified information and breaking the rules.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 15, 2019 07:52 PM (jn7FC)

229 222 Someguy..... I think it's actually coffee. And it's claim to fame is not that it's been picked by monkeys, but that is been pooped out by monkeys
Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (TyVii)

Civet cats. Not that it makes it any better.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 07:52 PM (NWiLs)

230 I didn't know Kimbo Slice died!

Dang... he was a real character.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 07:52 PM (3NbUO)

231 Alright, tea-picking monkeys are one thing, but coffee-pooping monkeys? That deteriorated quickly.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:53 PM (O8WFE)

232 I know what scissoring is, and I understand why the gals do it (and generally approve), but I know not why gaymen do what they do, and I don't care.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (cY3LT)


That's where I am, too. I can kinda see the point scissoring - sort of - but the other? I got nothin' here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:53 PM (WDxUi)

233 As he boards the plane for his final departure from the US, can someone please give him a stiff boot in the ass?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 15, 2019 07:53 PM (VPvxh)

234 know what scissoring is, and I understand why the gals do it (and generally approve), but I know not why gaymen do what they do, and I don't care.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (cY3LT


Huh, quite the reverse for me. No clue what lesbians do or why. Seems pointless and gross.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 07:53 PM (AMdBG)

235 222 Someguy..... I think it's actually coffee. And it's claim to fame is not that it's been picked by monkeys, but that is been pooped out by monkeys

Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (TyVii)


I thought it was pooped out by cats. Although they couldn't pick it, due to a lack of opposable thumbs.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:53 PM (sdi6R)

236 208

I hat fucking monkeys.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (aS1PU)

Bumbledorf brother of Dumbledorf Manager of the monkey cage

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 07:53 PM (JFO2v)

237 Let's see. "I only drink tea handpicked by monkeys. You see, it provides them with gainful employment and dignity in their lives. Rather than being forced into some cage or enduring the dangers of the wilderness, they may enjoy the life of the noble farm-worker. A very important cause I think."

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:53 PM (mX8Vr)

238 222 Someguy..... I think it's actually coffee. And it's claim to fame is not that it's been picked by monkeys, but that is been pooped out by monkeys
Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (TyVii)

Ok, nope. That's fucking gross.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (mX8Vr)

239 Pretty much everyone else has for years, she'd have to be an ignorant fool not to.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (cY3LT)

I would imagine MI5 would have kept her informed so she could potentially minimize embarrassment.
Posted by: Bret Favre ... pronounced 'Farve' at July 15, 2019 07:50 PM (WDxUi)


I firmly believe her most fervent wish is to outlive her children.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (cY3LT)

240 81 Willowed
This display is what you get when you allow 18 year olds to vote in Federal elections.


We could solve a lot of problems with two simple rules.

1. let everyone vote, but your vote is multiplied by your age so a 50yo gets twice the vote of a 25yo

2. But first subtract out all the years spent as a dependent of parent, government, prison, etc. (maybe prison counts double) and you can't vote on those dependent years no matter how much non-dependent years you have.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (LWu6U)

241 222 Someguy..... I think it's actually coffee. And it's claim to fame is not that it's been picked by monkeys, but that is been pooped out by monkeys

Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (TyVii)


I can see the attraction. I'd pay top dollar for that coffee.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (WDxUi)

242 Insomniac... Thanks for that.... I can't stand coffee myself.... If I wanted something that tastes burnt I would cook

Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (TyVii)

243 Monkeys picking tea leaves
Eating one out of every six leaves
Monkey runs screaming through the trees
From the caffeine high.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (84LPL)

244 Kim Thayil. Played guitar for Soundgarden.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (xPl2J)

245 233 As he boards the plane for his final departure from the US, can someone please give him a stiff boot in the ass?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 15, 2019 07:53 PM (VPvxh)

I got some old 10 and half luchesse I do not mind get some brit shit on

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (JFO2v)

246 Martha is talking about men not wanting to have one on one meetings with women in the age of me too. What the fuck did people expect? Any man who has a meeting with a woman in any situation where he could be accused of anything is an idiot. Always have witnesses. Always.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (gC2IV)

247 Someguy..... I think it's actually coffee. And it's claim to fame is not that it's been picked by monkeys, but that is been pooped out by monkeys
Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (TyVii)
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Civet cats. Not that it makes it any better.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 07:52 PM (NWiLs)
~~~~~

Game of Telephone at the HQ!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (NtglE)

248
Willowed

This display is what you get when you allow 18 year olds to vote in Federal elections.

And yes, I was an 18 year old voter at one time, without 24 hour news, twitter, facebook and the internet. And I can honestly say I was better informed regarding candidates than the 18 year olds of today. Today's 18 year old has likely NEVER had a job, can barely drive, can hardly handle any kind of responsibility outside of keeping their cell phone in the back pocket, have been raised on a television reality show world with parents who want to be their friend, not their parent. Yes, the exceptions are there, but even the military boot camp officers are finding 18 year olds to be babies compared to 20 years ago.

People wonder how American hating idiots like those showcased in this press conference get elected, the answer is the under 25 voter.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (FMlhO)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 15, 2019 07:24 PM (

--------

I was eighteen and first voted in 1978. I contributed to the Minnesota Massacre where we threw out both Democrat Senators, Governor and most of the State Officers.

Then again, I was also a working stiff.

Posted by: rd at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (EK+Pw)

249 know what scissoring is, and I understand why the gals do it (and generally approve), but I know not why gaymen do what they do, and I don't care.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (cY3LT


Huh, quite the reverse for me. No clue what lesbians do or why. Seems pointless and gross.
Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 07:53 PM (AMdBG)


Heh, you said pointless.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (cY3LT)

250 I heard PronHub has a few hundred thousand educational videos on what lesbians do.

I guess I could make the sacrifice and go find out. If I really have to. Oh, I'll take one for the team. I'll report back next month.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (O8WFE)

251 I thought the poop coffee was coffee made from beans picked from the excrement of a civet cat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (n5NRb)

252 @CarpeDonktum

UPDATE

I have heard back from @BuzzFeed and they have decided to run the story WITHOUT including my name.

Thank you for making the right decision.

My family thanks you as well.

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (cF8AT)

253 242 Insomniac... Thanks for that.... I can't stand coffee myself.... If I wanted something that tastes burnt I would cook
Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (TyVii)

I like covfefe just fine, but coffee excreted from the ass of a small, furry mammal? Hell no.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (NWiLs)

254 These leaks are unrelated to the diplomatic cables which sparked Trump's anger and Darroch's departure.

Wanna bet?

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (Y9zp1)

255
Someguy..... I think it's actually coffee. And it's claim to fame is not that it's been picked by monkeys, but that is been pooped out by monkeys
Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (TyVii)

Civet coffee is cat poop coffee.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (TAmPV)

256 198 KIMBO SLICE!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (xPJvm)

10 out of 10 eggplant emojis mounting my wife back in 2007.

Posted by: david french at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (ym5eo)

257 You wanna have some fun?

Look up Robert Mueller's middle name.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (miE9U)

258 I Googled it. It's actually Civet Cats, being vomited out by monkeys.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (O8WFE)

259 251 I thought the poop coffee was coffee made from beans picked from the excrement of a civet cat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (n5NRb)


Great alternative to coding for unemployed journalists.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (WDxUi)

260 Yeah my son wouldn't even go feed the frickin neighbor's cat because I said her sometimes college age guest might be there. He's 15 and said he didn't need an accusation in 30 years.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (AMdBG)

261 Can they teach those monkeys to pick anything else?

Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (UdKB7)

262 Has Buttigieg announced Kaepernick's spot in his Cabinet? If elected...

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (Y9zp1)

263
Trump tweeted an invitation for people to go back, and the response from the lefties is about which American citizens to forcefully deport.



They really aren't good with the 'comprehension' thing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (1Z64M)

264 222 Someguy..... I think it's actually coffee. And it's claim to fame is not that it's been picked by monkeys, but that is been pooped out by monkeys

Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 07:51 PM (TyVii)


Wait, so the monkeys eat the cat poop, then vomit out the coffee beans?

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (sdi6R)

265
I don't drink tea, but I might want to buy that to show people and claim that I only drink tea handpicked by monkeys.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (mX8Vr)

Here ya go! It's a little spendy.

https://tinyurl.com/y29z8zgz

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (RTWw4)

266 I had some coffee from Hardee's once that tasted like cat piss.

Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:58 PM (UdKB7)

267 260 Yeah my son wouldn't even go feed the frickin neighbor's cat because I said her sometimes college age guest might be there. He's 15 and said he didn't need an accusation in 30 years.
Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (AMdBG)

The Pence rule at an early age. Sad when 15 year old dudes have to miss out on possible memories.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:58 PM (n5NRb)

268 262 Has Buttigieg announced Kaepernick's spot in his Cabinet? If elected...
Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (Y9zp1)


Well, we know he won't have Kamala Harris in the same position she was in with Willie Brown.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:58 PM (WDxUi)

269 Civets are weird. Almost cats, but not quite.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 07:58 PM (3NbUO)

270 265
I don't drink tea, but I might want to buy that to show people and claim that I only drink tea handpicked by monkeys.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (mX8Vr)

Here ya go! It's a little spendy.

https://tinyurl.com/y29z8zgz
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (RTWw4)

What a relief, it's not actually the cat poop thing.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:58 PM (mX8Vr)

271 Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:55 PM (O8WFE)

Just give me a warning, I hate vomiting on the keyboard.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 07:58 PM (AMdBG)

272 Kim Thayil. Played guitar for Soundgarden.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (xPl2J)

OK.

I'm in.

Posted by: golfman at July 15, 2019 07:58 PM (OE84+)

273 Civit cat coffee is completely different you guys.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (RTWw4)

274 I have heard back from @BuzzFeed and they have decided to run the story WITHOUT including my name.

Of course, leaks do happen...

Posted by: @BuzzFeed at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (Y9zp1)

275 Copy and paste fail. Take 2:

258 I Googled it. It's actually Civet Cats, being vomited out by monkeys.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (O8WFE)


Wait, so the monkeys eat the cat poop, then vomit out the coffee beans?

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (sdi6R)

276 Wait, so the monkeys eat the cat poop, then vomit out the coffee beans?
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (sdi6R)


This just keeps getting better and better. Oh you gourmets!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (WDxUi)

277 I hat fucking monkeys.
Posted by: DR.WTF

-----

I'll assume "f*cking" is being used here as an adjective, not a verb.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (Y4EXg)

278 Andrew was outed the first go-round. Pictures and everything. It's been known for years.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (NtglE)


Honestly, I think the brits are OK with this as long as the kids are not subjects of the realm. In fact, I think it is encouraged.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 15, 2019 08:00 PM (LWu6U)

279 People are stupid. There is a tea whose main claim to fame is that it is picked entirely by monkeys.


That's a selling point?


As a positive, it appears there's one more occupation for Vox writers besides coding.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 15, 2019 08:00 PM (sLicW)

280 Well, we know he won't have Kamala Harris in the same position she was in with Willie Brown.

brb...

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2019 08:00 PM (Y9zp1)

281 There's a strain of marijuana called "Cat Piss."

Or so I've heard. From friends. Besides, I live in CO. They have ads for that shit here.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 08:00 PM (O8WFE)

282 273 Civit cat coffee is completely different you guys.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (RTWw4)

Wait, is this: sarcasm, endorsement or nit picking?

Or all three?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:00 PM (n5NRb)

283 277 I hat fucking monkeys.
Posted by: DR.WTF

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I'll assume "f*cking" is being used here as an adjective, not a verb.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (Y4EXg)

I'm not sure the existence of a fucking monkey makes things better.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:00 PM (mX8Vr)

284 281 There's a strain of marijuana called "Cat Piss."

Or so I've heard. From friends. Besides, I live in CO. They have ads for that shit here.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 08:00 PM (O8WFE)

Do you trip balls and hallucinate scenes from "Heavy Metal"?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 08:01 PM (NWiLs)

285 I hate fucking flying monkeys.

Posted by: the Scarecrow at July 15, 2019 08:01 PM (UdKB7)

286 dagny, you have raised a well informed and critical thinking son. Bless you , Lady

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 08:01 PM (84LPL)

287 >>>You wanna have some fun?

Look up Robert Mueller's middle name.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (miE9U)


Is it "Penis?" It's gotta be Penis, right?

Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2019 08:01 PM (q177U)

288 This just keeps getting better and better. Oh you gourmets!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (WDxUi)

When is it proper to use 'gourmand'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:01 PM (n5NRb)

289 Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:56 PM (O8WFE)

Wait, so the monkeys eat the cat poop, then vomit out the coffee beans?
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (sdi6R)


...and get the cat skins for nothin!

Posted by: Bob Mould at July 15, 2019 08:01 PM (cY3LT)

290 261 Can they teach those monkeys to pick anything else?
Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (UdKB7)

There is a bar in Japan with monkey waiters. I think they mostly just throw the food at you though.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 15, 2019 08:01 PM (LWu6U)

291 277 I hat fucking monkeys.
Posted by: DR.WTF

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I'll assume "f*cking" is being used here as an adjective, not a verb.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (Y4EXg)

ok yeah if you say

Posted by: AIDS patient zero at July 15, 2019 08:02 PM (JFO2v)

292 Lily... Thanks for expanding my horizons. I had no idea that was a thing

Posted by: Confuzzled at July 15, 2019 08:02 PM (TyVii)

293 290 261 Can they teach those monkeys to pick anything else?
Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 07:57 PM (UdKB7)

There is a bar in Japan with monkey waiters. I think they mostly just throw the food at you though.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 15, 2019 08:01 PM (LWu6U)

Applebees??

Posted by: AIDS patient zero at July 15, 2019 08:02 PM (JFO2v)

294 Da Roach did that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 08:02 PM (+y/Ru)

295 Is it "Penis?" It's gotta be Penis, right?

I was going with Sipper myself.

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 08:03 PM (Y9zp1)

296 I hate fucking flying monkeys.
Posted by: the Scarecrow

----

It's so hard to stay on top of them while they fly!

I prefer fucking monkeys while they're safely on the ground.

Posted by: RKae at July 15, 2019 08:03 PM (ry4Ms)

297 Philly Inquirer reports U. of Penn. paid Joey Bidet 900k for two years' work. Nobody knows what his job is.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 08:04 PM (3o++7)

298 >>>I'm not sure the existence of a fucking monkey makes things better.
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:00 PM (mX8Vr)

In many ways this is the story of...

Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2019 08:04 PM (q177U)

299 ok yeah if you say
Posted by: AIDS patient zero at July 15, 2019 08:02 PM (JFO2v)

I worked with a couple guys who had escaped Cuba. They had evidently been in the army stationed in some African hell hole.

Some scary/cringeworthy stories.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:05 PM (n5NRb)

300 180 Honestly, Been drinking bourbon for ~50 years, and in my experience and opinion anybody who has a gimmick probably doesn't have a very good whiskey.
Posted by: West at July 15, 2019 07:43 PM

***

**hides can of cinnamon**
Walks quietly away...
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:44 PM (axyOa)

As you should. But I'll still drink with ya, just not that stuff. Free country & all.

Posted by: West at July 15, 2019 08:05 PM (2taY5)

301 296 I hate fucking flying monkeys.
Posted by: the Scarecrow

----

It's so hard to stay on top of them while they fly!

I prefer fucking monkeys while they're safely on the ground.

Posted by: RKae at July 15, 2019 08:03 PM (ry4Ms)

*unrolls scroll and starts to read*

Where I come from we have people that fuck monkeys

*wipes brow*

we call them monkeys fuckers

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 08:05 PM (JFO2v)

302 dagney- At least the kid is learning fast, but tis a shame it's like this as 30 years ago you would have had to chain him up like a dog to keep him away.

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 08:05 PM (BbGew)

303 Good ol' 'Lunchbucket Joe'!

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 08:06 PM (3o++7)

304 Civet coffee is a joke.

It was always overpriced. But it was a premium product. Wild civets eat only the best, ripest coffee cherries from the good Indonesian plants. It's good, if not worth the money. And there's a VERY limited supply.

But once Manhattan wine moms just HAD to have it as a status symbol, Indonesians started caging civets and force feeding them Robusto and other low quality beans with no quality control.

Now you can get better coffee at Costco. It's just a name and an enormous pricetag.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 08:06 PM (3NbUO)

305 302 dagney- At least the kid is learning fast, but tis a shame it's like this as 30 years ago you would have had to chain him up like a dog to keep him away.
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 08:05 PM (BbGew)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:06 PM (n5NRb)

306 297 Philly Inquirer reports U. of Penn. paid Joey Bidet 900k for two years' work. Nobody knows what his job is.
Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 08:04 PM (3o++7)

https://www.inquirer.com/news/
joe-biden-penn-salary-lectures-20190712.html



probably lectures about the high cost of tuition

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 15, 2019 08:06 PM (LWu6U)

307 I worked with a couple guys who had escaped Cuba. They had evidently been in the army stationed in some African hell hole.



Some scary/cringeworthy stories.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:05 PM (n5NRb)

Probably Angola. Castro sent troops there to help the communist government fight a rebellion.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2019 08:06 PM (xPl2J)

308 Wait, so the monkeys eat the cat poop, then vomit out the coffee beans?
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:59 PM (sdi6R)


I want those monkeys that eat shit and vomit out cash.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 08:07 PM (aS1PU)

309 "297 Philly Inquirer reports U. of Penn. paid Joey Bidet 900k for two years' work. Nobody knows what his job is.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 08:04 PM (3o++7) "



Same job TFG's wife had at U of C - - -

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 08:07 PM (MtUPF)

310 Now you can get better coffee at Costco. It's just a name and an enormous pricetag.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 08:06 PM (3NbUO)

So, was it good? What difference would passing through the digestive tract of a small furry critter have on the flavor of coffee?

Or was it more about the selection process of the cat than anything else?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:07 PM (n5NRb)

311 305 302 dagney- At least the kid is learning fast, but tis a shame it's like this as 30 years ago you would have had to chain him up like a dog to keep him away.
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 08:05 PM (BbGew)

This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:06 PM (n5NRb)

Another toll of the bell for male-female relations.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:07 PM (mX8Vr)

312 U. of Penn is Donald Trump's alma mater.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2019 08:08 PM (xPl2J)

313 Our "special relationship" with the UK has gone to hell in the last 2 years
But has improved significantly with the smirks and Russkies

Posted by: Kurt at July 15, 2019 08:08 PM (4Rd1P)

314 I had friend that was a former Marine fighter pilot in WW11 that had an "organic" apple orchard.


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You thought you'd sneak World Wars 3-10 past us, eh?

[Sorry, funny type ....]

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:08 PM (WqPYg)

315 typo dammit!

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:09 PM (WqPYg)

316 Applebees lol. I hate that place.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 08:09 PM (3o++7)

317 "Philly Inquirer reports U. of Penn. paid Joey Bidet 900k for two years' work. Nobody knows what his job is"

Fundraiser. Sweet gig, all you have to do is go to cocktail parties and annoy people.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 15, 2019 08:09 PM (4thlk)

318 314 I had friend that was a former Marine fighter pilot in WW11 that had an "organic" apple orchard.


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You thought you'd sneak World Wars 3-10 past us, eh?

[Sorry, funny type ....]
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:08 PM (WqPYg)

This blog has more than its fair share of time travelers. Don't be rude to them. It's declasse to comment on it.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:09 PM (mX8Vr)

319 304
It was always overpriced. But it was a premium product. Wild civets eat only the best, ripest coffee cherries from the good Indonesian plants. It's good, if not worth the money. And there's a VERY limited supply.

But once Manhattan wine moms just HAD to have it as a status symbol, Indonesians started caging civets and force feeding them Robusto and other low quality beans with no quality control.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 08:06 PM (3NbUO)


Great. Those poor civets.

Is there anything upper middle class liberals can't screw up?

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

320 Plugs Biden's fees are factored into the cost of a student loan.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (84LPL)

321 Or was it more about the selection process of the cat than anything else?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:07 PM (n5NRb)

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People with a better palate than me swear it makes a difference, but I always suspected it was a function of the civets being finicky and high maintenance, myself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (3NbUO)

322
Great. Those poor civets.

Is there anything upper middle class liberals can't screw up?
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

Their spouses apparently, because by the grace of God there's a limited number of them.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (mX8Vr)

323 297 Philly Inquirer reports U. of Penn. paid Joey Bidet 900k for two years' work. Nobody knows what his job is.



Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 08:04 PM (3o++7) "


======


Fetching Moochelle Obama coffee for her no-show high-paying job?

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (WqPYg)

324 at her Kids and Grandkids and said 'Nope, uh uh, no way, can't give THEM power'.

Should've kept up the Corgis.

Posted by: DaveA at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (FhXTo)

325 316 Applebees lol. I hate that place.


You know who hung out at Applebees....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (1Z64M)

326 I hate monkeys

Posted by: The Football That Still Isn't Pregnant at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (8AONa)

327 191 People are stupid. There is a tea whose main claim to fame is that it is picked entirely by monkeys.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 07:47 PM (RTWw4)


I'm not a complete tea geek, but I know that tea, and I don't think people actually think that's true. Maybe something resembling that happened once, but...
See also: Iron Goddess tea.

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 08:11 PM (ed8K1)

328 Great. Those poor civets.

Is there anything upper middle class liberals can't screw up?
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

To be fair, it sounds like it was already screwed up, they just caused it to become organized.

So, pretty much socialism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:11 PM (n5NRb)

329 The shit that one can learn during only a single day with the Horde is absolutely amazing.


Anybody want some coffee.

Only the freshest.

Trust me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 08:11 PM (cqNba)

330 328 Great. Those poor civets.

Is there anything upper middle class liberals can't screw up?
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

To be fair, it sounds like it was already screwed up, they just caused it to become organized.

So, pretty much socialism.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:11 PM (n5NRb)

Liberalism: the organized propagation of dysfunction.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:11 PM (mX8Vr)

331 This blog has more than its fair share of time travelers. Don't be rude to them. It's declasse to comment on it.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:09 PM (mX8Vr)


=======

Heh. I'll keep that in mind from now on ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:12 PM (WqPYg)

332 329 The shit that one can learn during only a single day with the Horde is absolutely amazing.


Anybody want some coffee.

Only the freshest.

Trust me.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 08:11 PM (cqNba)

*wipes cats ass*

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 08:12 PM (JFO2v)

333 I think I'll stick with Black Rifle.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

334 "Is there anything upper middle class liberals can't screw up?

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (sdi6R) "



Probably not.
Scientists are still looking, just in case, but it's hard to win against simple Newtonian physics.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 15, 2019 08:13 PM (MtUPF)

335 It's so hard to stay on top of them while they fly!

I prefer fucking monkeys while they're safely on the ground.

Posted by: RKae at July 15, 2019 08:03 PM (ry4Ms)

*unrolls scroll and starts to read*

Where I come from we have people that fuck monkeys

*wipes brow*

we call them monkeys fuckers
Posted by: rhennigantx

----

Let's see the Munchkinland coroner make a song out of one of them monkeys when I'm done with it!

Posted by: RKae at July 15, 2019 08:13 PM (ry4Ms)

336 I missed all today's incisive commentary about The Squat.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 08:13 PM (3o++7)

337 329
The shit that one can learn during only a single day with the Horde is absolutely amazing ...

======


This! I just told my wife that yesterday ... how much I learn from the commenters here -- and have visited daily for 4+ years.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:13 PM (WqPYg)

338

Never, ever trust a man named "Kim."




Kim Darby was the worst of the lot.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 08:13 PM (UGae2)

339 " This blog has more than its fair share of time travelers. Don't be rude to them. It's declasse to comment on it.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:09 PM (mX8Vr) "


?????

Posted by: Dr Who at July 15, 2019 08:14 PM (cqNba)

340 Anyone ever tried coffee filtered through egg shells? I have heard it removes a lot of the bitterness- which is one of the reasons I have never been a huge fan.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:14 PM (n5NRb)

341 First Kim I think of is Kim Novak. Then Philby. Then there's the scene in "The Fourth Protocol" where Pierce Brosnan caps Philby. That
was awesome.

Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2019 08:14 PM (Pqytn)

342 Queen's laid back, sippin' on gin n' juice...

Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2019 08:15 PM (RuIsu)

343 kallisto, don't you just love it. The Squat .

Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2019 08:15 PM (84LPL)

344 You know who hung out at Applebees....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (1Z64M)


=========


No, but based on phrasing I'm going to go with Anderson Cooper or Don LeMon ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 08:16 PM (WqPYg)

345 I want those monkeys that eat shit and vomit out cash.
Posted by: DR.WTF

----

Horses do the exact opposite: eat cash and then turn it into shit.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 08:16 PM (Y4EXg)

346 That right there should tell you it's all a lie. No
American media outfit would leak information that was harmful to the
country.


Posted by: pep at July 15, 2019 07:17 PM (T6t7i)

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Grannymimi at July 15, 2019 08:16 PM (u5LFV)

347 The Brits still haven't forgiven us for killing them all on Christmas.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 15, 2019 08:16 PM (EgshT)

348 347 The Brits still haven't forgiven us for killing them all on Christmas.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 15, 2019 08:16 PM (EgshT)

Well if they're still peeved about it, clearly we didn't get all of them.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (mX8Vr)

349
The Brits still haven't forgiven us for killing them all on Christmas.


Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 15, 2019 08:16 PM (EgshT)

those were mostly Germans I think.

Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (n13/j)

350 Wait, is this: sarcasm, endorsement or nit picking?

Or all three?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 08:00 PM (n5NRb)
Just doing my part to keep this smart military blog accurate.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (RTWw4)

351 333 I think I'll stick with Black Rifle.
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

The beans first get fermented in the urethra of a... well, never mind.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (NWiLs)

352 So....

How did the Fab Four do during their press conference this afternoon?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (cqNba)

353 Ok, fuckit. Just re bury me under a parking lot. Bloody wankers.



Posted by: Richard the Lion Heart



----



I was the guy under the parking lot, you bloody frog!



Posted by: Richard III at July 15, 2019 07:49 PM (ry4Ms)


Or a car park as they call it in Limeyland

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (UGae2)

354 Nood Flake.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (pgXNG)

355 The Brits still haven't forgiven us for killing them all on Christmas.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says...

----

Battle of Trenton?

Weren't those Prussians?

Posted by: RKae at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (ry4Ms)

356 How did the Fab Four do during their press conference this afternoon?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (cqNba)


I think Ringo was drunk

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 08:18 PM (UGae2)

357 The Brits still haven't forgiven us for killing them all on Christmas.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says...



----



Battle of Trenton?



Weren't those Prussians?





Posted by: RKae at July 15, 2019 08:17 PM (ry4Ms)


Hessians

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2019 08:18 PM (UGae2)

358 343.

Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2019 08:19 PM (3o++7)

359 "The Brits still haven't forgiven us for killing them all on Christmas. "

?

Posted by: The Hessians at July 15, 2019 08:20 PM (UdKB7)

360 The Brits still haven't forgiven us for killing them all on Christmas.


Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 15, 2019 08:16 PM (EgshT)


Those were Hessians. And Merkel is still shaken by that event.

Posted by: RickZ at July 15, 2019 08:20 PM (Y8PSl)

361 Hessians - rhymes with Chechens

Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2019 08:21 PM (Pqytn)

362 Also, the guy I who gave me civet coffee was an odd case. He had a selection of the world's finest coffees, but he was as far from a wine mom as it's possible to be... a (very, very good) blacksmith, and total hillbilly badass. Never saw him wear anything but overalls except for when he went to the school for his kid. But an absolute elitist about coffee.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 08:21 PM (3NbUO)

363 I've known a few weeks Creepy Uncle Joe is/Was on the UofPa payroll, Leftists know how to funnel cash up the scale.

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 08:22 PM (BbGew)

364 The sourcing/reporting on this is a little weak. BUT would be funny if true since 95% of the British establishment has been pretending Trump complaining about this guy is functionally equivalent to punching the queen in nose.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 15, 2019 08:24 PM (dYe5S)

365 Weren't those Prussians?

Eh, never could tell those Euros apart.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 15, 2019 08:24 PM (EgshT)

366 This blog has more than its fair share of time travelers. Don't be rude to them. It's declasse to comment on it.

-
Napoleon called me a "dirty time traveler" on the morning of Waterloo. I punched him so hard he didn't get it together to launch his attack until the afternoon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 08:27 PM (+y/Ru)

367 You know who hung out at Applebees....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 08:10 PM (1Z64M)

The guy that didn't know how to cook a steak?

Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2019 08:40 PM (cF8AT)

368 another f'ed up f'er messing with my POTUS.

be gone!

Posted by: trapper's girl at July 15, 2019 09:05 PM (7XTTI)

369 Bitch needs to be punished.

Posted by: Donna the Dominatrix at July 15, 2019 09:23 PM (ufFY8)

370 is ass in a federal lockup, next time he sets his $2,500 bespoke shoes on US soil. Ray Brook NY would feel like Scotland to this posh.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 15, 2019 07:23 PM (FcA5n)

Posh what??

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at July 15, 2019 10:04 PM (bgJ0E)

371 I am extremely impressed with your writing skills and also
with the layout on your weblog. Is this a paid theme or did you modify it yourself?
Anyway keep up the nice quality writing, it is
rare to see a nice blog like this one today.

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