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Democrat Presidential Candidate Jay Inslee Says He'll Ask Megan Rapinoe to Serve as Secretary of State, if Elected

This is a roundabout way of saying he won't be elected.

But you gotta get your #WokeScore high enough to make the next debate!


Washington Gov. Jay Inslee (D) said Saturday that if he is elected president, he will ask soccer player Megan Rapinoe to be his secretary of state.


He said at the progressive Netroots Nation conference that one of his first acts as president would be to get a secretary of State who embraces world unity and "love rather than hate" as he rebuked President Trump's foreign policy.

"My first act will be to ask Megan Rapinoe to be my secretary of State," he said. "I haven't asked her yet, so this could be a surprise to her."

If she says no, ask one of the 15-year-old boys who beat her team.

Oh, and here's an update to the Squad press conference: Ilhan Omar refuses to say she's not pro-Al Qaeda, as if it's some kind of loaded question.



She also said that "Muslims will no longer" denounce terrorism, so as not to give "dignification" to the question of whether they support terrorism or not.

Cool clock, bro.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:20 PM




Comments

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1
Of what country, Tihada?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:21 PM (zBaqJ)

2 hi!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 06:21 PM (sy5kK)

3 Sure playing kick ball is a stepping stone to VP

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 06:22 PM (O2RFr)

4 A white head wrap does not go with a black outfit and maroon jacket. Jeez, lady..

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:22 PM (a0IVu)

5 I'm shocked someone actually asked that... How did that get passed the censors?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 15, 2019 06:22 PM (O2RFr)

6 I called them from downstairs...

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:23 PM (a0IVu)

7 As a lifelong resident of Washington State, I hereby apologize to all Americans for Jay Inslee.






Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 06:23 PM (sy5kK)

8
I nominate the corrupt senator Jesus Braunschweiger...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)

9 Is that a sales pitch or a warning?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (pw+jk)

10 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (1XAal)

11 The skinny one shouldn't be out of bed, what with the fresh skull fracture dressing.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (C1Lsn)

12 Marianne Williamson for UN Ambassador.

She will make sure love trumps hate.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (haWye)

13 She could have said, "of course not" to make Trump look foolish but she didn't. Curious.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (jUVms)

14 4 A white head wrap does not go with a black outfit and maroon jacket. Jeez, lady..
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:22 PM (a0IVu)


She looks like the Staypuft Tampon Lady...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (zBaqJ)

15 Rapinoe's first trip at SoS can be to Iran. See how that works out for her.

Posted by: Wyatt Eapr at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (VWp7G)

16 Send Rapino, as SecState to lands where they make gheys fly off buildings.

Smooth move Ex-Lax.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (FE+I8)

17 I even apologize to some Russians, and most Canadians.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (sy5kK)

18 She's got that Aryan look going on.

Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 06:25 PM (UdKB7)

19 AOC looks pretty white from here

Posted by: Yo! at July 15, 2019 06:25 PM (1XAal)

20 Boy, I bet David French feels pretty silly right about now.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 15, 2019 06:25 PM (M08vB)

21 13 She could have said, "of course not" to make Trump look foolish but she didn't. Curious.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (jUVms)



Not enough sunrise in her taqqiya today.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:25 PM (zBaqJ)

22 1 roped the whole Fucking DemoCRAZY Party in to defending 4 people who are disliked more than Explosive Diarrhea

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:25 PM (BqBId)

23 I'd hit it.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at July 15, 2019 06:25 PM (JcXHH)

24 Aww, Hadji from Jonny Quest is all grown up!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (HmZuC)

25 I miss Stuttering John showing up at press conferences.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (xPl2J)

26 20 Boy, I bet David French feels pretty silly right about now.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 15, 2019 06:25 PM (M08vB)


He lacks self-awareness.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (zBaqJ)

27 Talk about Girly-Man trolling.... and shameless I'll wear the Red Dress Tonight girlz pandering...

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (bCLt0)

28 Well, I think Inslee is a bit mistaken, because I see a lot of self-regard and hatred of the US by Rapinoe.

Other than that, I'm sure she'd be as good an SoS as Lurch was.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (qC1Sy)

29 Omar says our troops in Mogadishu were the real terrorists, even though they saved her life and the lives of all her brother/husbands.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (Ndje9)

30 She looks like the Staypuft Tampon Lady...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (zBaqJ)

LMAO. She looks unstable, like she could tip over ass over kettle

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (a0IVu)

31 A white head wrap does not go with a black outfit and maroon jacket. Jeez, lady..
Posted by: IC


Why hasn't someone beat that bitch with a mop handle for the shame she keeps bringing to her family?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (FE+I8)

32 Cue the normal Dem talking points about "experience" they always trot out when Republicans bring in someone from industry (though in those cases the industry is usually at least *related* ...).

I'll wait.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (I2dne)

33 25 I miss Stuttering John showing up at press conferences.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (xPl2J)


I miss Andrew Breitbart showing up at press conferences.

Oh man, imagine what he would do to these four slags.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (zBaqJ)

34 Is Inselee exec director of PDT reelection campaign?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (JFO2v)

35 Cortezes Unattractive Nonamerican Team

Posted by: Tim Tim at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (/Fvo6)

36 Just...keep...talking....supervillians...

Posted by: Donald "James Bond" Trump at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (+evAm)

37 Marianne Williamson for UN Ambassador Secretary of Defense.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (+y/Ru)

38 14 4 A white head wrap does not go with a black outfit and maroon jacket. Jeez, lady..
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:22 PM (a0IVu)


She looks like the Staypuft Tampon Lady...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (zBaqJ)

She looks like a Q-tip.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (JgA4k)

39 Like I would be a mere secretary, mutherfucker.

Posted by: Heinrich Rapino at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (UdKB7)

40 I do not, however, apologize to any Somalians or voters in MN's 3rd district.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (sy5kK)

41 My favorite part of the Rapinoe Rapture is the idea that it's inspirational for the #1 team of womens soccer to win a women's soccer tournament.

Who the fuck was going to win? Non-women. duh, women won. The top ranked women won, how inspirational for ... no one really.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (JziUy)

42 WTF is wrong with idiots like Inslee? I mean are you fucking serious right now? Proof your run for president is a fucking farce and you just need the money. Dope.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (dUJdY)

43 Democrat Presidential Candidate Jay Inslee


--??????

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (S7WbR)

44 Rapinoe is just one ugly guy, that got lucky enough to have a career where his cohort is pretty ugly too.... he has a face made for radio....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (bCLt0)

45 Al-Qaeda supporting immigrants show the kind of pluck and gumption all too sadly lacking from Trumpists.

Posted by: David French at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (NkMp/)

46 20 Boy, I bet David French feels pretty silly right about now.
Posted by: El Kabong at July 15, 2019 06:25 PM (M08vB)


He lacks self-awareness.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I heard that he lacks a dick.

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (79p/O)

47 and remember, the squad LOVES AMERICA [small print] for what it could be.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (JziUy)

48 Because there actually is not enough narcissism in Washington...

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (H0ARx)

49 This is one of those statements that lead me to think the commies don't believe a single word of any of their bullshit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (hjaPQ)

50 Coming Soon: The Conservative Case for not Denouncing Islamic Terrorism

Posted by: El Kabong at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (M08vB)

51
I cannot believe they were stupid enough to not wait for a Friday afternoon when everyone's gone to the beach for the weekend and not listening.'

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (zBaqJ)

52 Inslee is behind Klobuchar, Williamson, and Gillibrand in some of the latest polling so right now so he has a better chance of banging Rapinoe than wining the nomination.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (x2PE6)

53
Aaaaand, right on cue:

https://tinyurl.com/y549jkma

G-d, is this guy ever a complete idiot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (AzW6q)

54 http://bit.ly/2GbVMBa
*********
Another Win For Judicial Watch: Kentucky to Remove Up to 250,000 Inactive Voters From Voter Registration Rolls

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (BqBId)

55 As a woman, I can honestly say I am not inspired by anyone of these slags. The only thing they seem to inspire in me is utter disgust.

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (a0IVu)

56 David French and wine moms everywhere are so wet right now. Might need to clean up before going to watch more of the Handmaiden's Tail.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (BRpqW)

57 14 4 A white head wrap does not go with a black outfit and maroon jacket. Jeez, lady..
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:22 PM (a0IVu)


She looks like the Staypuft Tampon Lady...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:24 PM (zBaqJ)

I think she is a New Freedom lady!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (JFO2v)

58 yeah, sorry, I didn't know their respective shitholes were that receptive to people who don't look like them.

at least europeans show up with an army not a bunch of fucking beggars.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (JziUy)

59 I have to admit, I had no idea Inslee was running.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (jUVms)

60 The left sure is selective about demanding respectable temperament, aren't they?

And what happened to the demands for compromise?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (t0Z53)

61 Jay Inslee - again with the fremdschamen.

The four whores of the apocalypse - Nancy really did an excellent job choosing the form of her destroyer.

Posted by: annem at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (Fm81C)

62 Somebody on Conservative Tree House called them the "Jihad Squad". Even though they're not all Muslims, they all want to kill America.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (+0VWg)

63 That should be "winning". Stupid keyboard.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (x2PE6)

64 I cannot believe they were stupid enough to not wait for a Friday afternoon when everyone's gone to the beach for the weekend and not listening.'

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (zBaqJ)


It's because they think they're super important and stuff.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (aS1PU)

65 As always.... just keep talking Lefties.... Trump is the Master of Goad.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (bCLt0)

66 Who came up with, "The Squad?"

Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (jY3BZ)

67
I cannot believe they were stupid enough to not wait for a Friday afternoon when everyone's gone to the beach for the weekend and not listening.'

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (zBaqJ)

-------

If the Dems had control of their caucus, this wouldn't have happened at all. They'd have had to be satisfied with mouthing off into the void of Twitter.

But they don't.

Pelosi and her cohort are at the mercy of events.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (AzW6q)

68 Aaaaand, right on cue:

https://tinyurl.com/y549jkma

G-d, is this guy ever a complete idiot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++++++
Must be weird being him. A non-elite elitist with no life who just serves up lukewarmtakes on Twitter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (I2dne)

69 59 I have to admit, I had no idea Inslee was running.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (jUVms)


DeBoshevik got destroyed today by the NY Post for not giving a shit about the blackout in Manhattan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (zBaqJ)

70 59 I have to admit, I had no idea Inslee was running.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (jUVms)

I thought he dropped out? Or was that swallowell from CA?

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (a0IVu)

71 Rapinoe would be . . . third, after the VP and SotH in line of succession as SoS?

She may be five miles of bad road, but she's still nowhere near 35.

Is that an issue.

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (S7WbR)

72 42 WTF is wrong with idiots like Inslee? I mean are you fucking serious right now? Proof your run for president is a fucking farce and you just need the money. Dope.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (dUJdY)


Inslee is a paid tool of the WA state Leftist control machine.

I have owned Labradors with more common sense.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (sy5kK)

73 AOC has vast amount of smugness

Posted by: Yo! at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (1XAal)

74 Megan Rapinwhatever epitomizes out of control rage and the humiliation of opponents from countries with weaker soccer programs so I don't quite get unknown Democrat candidates point here.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (JgA4k)

75 You don't say "Salvation Army" with an intensity...

Posted by: O Mar! at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (H0ARx)

76 "This country belongs to the world."

The French Davidians are so hard right now.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 06:31 PM (O8WFE)

77 66 Who came up with, "The Squad?"
Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (jY3BZ)


They did. For me? The BOMB Squad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:31 PM (zBaqJ)

78 If the Dems had control of their caucus, this wouldn't have happened at all. They'd have had to be satisfied with mouthing off into the void of Twitter.

But they don't.

Pelosi and her cohort are at the mercy of events.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (AzW6q)
++++++++++++
I saw Shattered Caucus open for LOLGF at Thunderdome later this year.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 15, 2019 06:31 PM (I2dne)

79 The Squat Squad

Posted by: Heinrich Rapino at July 15, 2019 06:31 PM (UdKB7)

80
They actually had a poll out that showed Rapinoe beating Trump in a head to head matchup.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 06:31 PM (TAmPV)

81 73 AOC has vast amount of smugness
Posted by: Yo! at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (1XAal)


Mostly in her bra.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:31 PM (zBaqJ)

82 Trump is really something.

Today he was annoyed that some of "our side" didn't see the point of attacking these four. So he goes on Twitter to spell it out step by step for them: "See how that worked? Now the Dems are locked at the hip to these four unpopular idiots."

Tells the world exactly what he did. And nobody on the other side can process this information, for some reason. He'll do it again in a couple of weeks, and they'll fall for it then, too.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (sGnvY)

83 55 As a woman, I can honestly say I am not inspired by anyone of these slags. The only thing they seem to inspire in me is utter disgust.
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (a0IVu)

But but but SISTERHOOD! And VUHGINUZ!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (NWiLs)

84 50 Coming Soon: The Conservative Case for not Denouncing Islamic Terrorism
Posted by: El Kabong at July 15, 2019 06:28 PM (M08vB)

The Conservative Case for Shooting Christians in Kosovo.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (JFO2v)

85 80
They actually had a poll out that showed Rapinoe beating Trump in a head to head matchup.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 06:31 PM (TAmPV)


Well of course "THEY" did.......

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (bCLt0)

86 I find this thing where they're hateful as hell and define it as "luv" and not being hateful as hate.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (nRWPy)

87 Rapinoe would be . . . third, after the VP and SotH in line of succession as SoS?

She may be five miles of bad road, but she's still nowhere near 35.

Is that an issue.
Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (S7WbR)
++++++++++++++
I don't think so. When Halfbright was SoS under Clinton, this came up and I think the assessment was "she'd be skipped in succession."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (I2dne)

88 Under-15, meaning 14 year old boys and younger.

Posted by: Bill R. at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (wzzJf)

89 I'm watching CBS News so they can explain it to me.

Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (UdKB7)

90 I have to admit, I had no idea Inslee was running.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (jUVms
*********
Inslee doesn't know either

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (BqBId)

91 Methinks the woman doth protest too much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (n5NRb)

92 If nominated, I will appoint a bondage-themed RealDoll to be my Secretary of the Interior!

Posted by: Jay Inslee at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (FKi9J)

93 Who came up with, "The Squad?"
Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (jY3BZ)
---
Misheard. Somebody called the "The Squat".

Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (H0ARx)

94 #83 And VUHGINUZ!!!

At least one of them is missing part of hers.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (O8WFE)

95 so the old, "i'm not going to dignify that with a response while we hold a press conference to respond" gambit

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (RKQ/v)

96 in a head to head matchup.

Well, yeah she's a soccer player, all they do is head the ball, kick and shop for strap ons.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (nRWPy)

97 also, is there anyone in real life as hateful as a liberal?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (JziUy)

98 69 59 I have to admit, I had no idea Inslee was running.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 15, 2019 06:29 PM (jUVms)


DeBoshevik got destroyed today by the NY Post for not giving a shit about the blackout in Manhattan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (zBaqJ)

70k in black out out of 7 million is collateral damage.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (JFO2v)

99 If nominated, I will appoint a bondage-themed RealDoll to be my Secretary of the Interior!
Posted by: Jay Inslee at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (FKi9J)
++++++++++
Might get my vote. An inanimate cabinet minister couldn't do any damage.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (I2dne)

100 The squad looked and acted like a group of high school girls. Who actually takes them seriously?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (gC2IV)

101 SoS is an elected official in Washington State. Only way to appoint her is if the present SoS, Kim Wyman(R) is assassinated. Yeah, he is probably up for it.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (LGo6U)

102 So, a female caliphate would be a caliphatah?


Posted by: Frosty at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (iEXgF)

103 66 Who came up with, "The Squad?"
Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (jY3BZ)


Their pimp.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (sy5kK)

104 If you don't support al qaida you are a racist and unamerican!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (dNzKv)

105 Then, shouldn't Trump stop denouncing racists, to not dignificaticize them calling him a racis'?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (1Z64M)

106 Jeffrey Epstein will head his Department of Education.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (WCSNO)

107 dagney- my sediments on every sign of Hate Has No Home Here that I see.

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (BbGew)

108 98
70k in black out out of 7 million is collateral damage.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (JFO2v)

It was the Upper West Side of Manhattan, not Staten Island. Big difference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (zBaqJ)

109 80
They actually had a poll out that showed Rapinoe beating Trump in a head to head matchup.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 06:31 PM (TAmPV)


Depends on what your definition of head is.

Posted by: Frosty at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (iEXgF)

110 Brian Cates @drawandstrike
11m
Note how no other House Reps were there, just the Justice D lunatics.

They are cut off. The House Dem leadership treasury is now closed to them.

But these idiots insist on pressing ahead.

Despite the terror attack in Washington and now on camera Omar can't condemn AQ.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (BqBId)

111 Just wow!

How deep in the bubble, far, far away from normal Americans do you have to be to say, "let's let these crazies be the face of our party?"

Lol at "muslims around the world have heard that (go back to where you came from)"

Pray tell, who is telling that to muslins in Saudi Arabia, the Jews who were there before the muslins?
Wait, they can't: They've been killed or driven out.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (k81AA)

112 Most of these dem candidates are just wasting everyones time. There needs to be some kind of "test" they need to pass before even announcing they are running. Oh yeah that's right, it's called an IQ test.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (dUJdY)

113 106 Jeffrey Epstein will head his Department of Education.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (WCSNO)


Child Protective Services...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (zBaqJ)

114 74 Megan Rapinwhatever epitomizes out of control rage and the humiliation of opponents from countries with weaker soccer programs so I don't quite get unknown Democrat candidates point here.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (JgA4k)

--Cockiness is kinda an American thing. I have no issues with that.

The thing is, most of the rest of the world just doesn't care much about chick football (i.e., they care as much as we care about *men's* footie). If they did, the USA might get rolled in that sport.

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (S7WbR)

115 100 The squad looked and acted like a group of high school girls. Who actually takes them seriously?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (gC2IV)


No one of course... even their voting base just votes for them because Trump....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (bCLt0)

116 Inslee needed a new gimmick.

His schtick is that climate change is super important and we need to do something about it!

Because no one else was paying attention.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (ZfRYq)

117 Omar is guilty of sedition as a MINIMUM.
Remove and Replace, and probably start looking at any and all close associates.

Posted by: rld77, wit coffee from WAY down south at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (EYD5h)

118 I suspect AOC has been sexually assaulted by another Democrat since being elected to Congress.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (JgA4k)

119 92 If nominated, I will appoint a bondage-themed RealDoll to be my Secretary of the Interior!
Posted by: Jay Inslee at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (FKi9J)



A good role for AOC there.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (ujg0T)

120 What does a secretary of state do, fetch the coffee?

Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (hoB5A)

121 "Who actually takes them seriously?"

Why wouldn't you? Donald Trump is a racist.

Posted by: CBS Evening Nuze at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (UdKB7)

122 These women totally support the National Socialist Democratic American Party, and don't you forget it. And they act that way too!

Posted by: Old Blue at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (VNmG1)

123 Vote democrat party! They want to clip all your clits. VOTE democrat.


If you don't they gonna clip all your clits.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (pw+jk)

124 Gunbitch Diplomacy.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (Dh1wo)

125 Who came up with, "The Squad?"
Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (jY3BZ)


They did. For me? The BOMB Squad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Don't say "bomb" around a muslim.
They may go off.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (FE+I8)

126 And he'll make Mega McCain Sec Def.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

127 The Fraud Squad

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (Ndje9)

128 The first thing I will ask as SoS is where Peruvia is located on a map.

Posted by: Megan Rapinho at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (EgshT)

129 *quiet time at the Squad press conf*

*reporter*

Raise your hand if you have a intact clit.

*3 raise hand*

So I will report that as all four.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (JFO2v)

130 Which candidate will be the first to promise to fly the isis flag above the White House?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (dNzKv)

131
The Firing Squad...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (zBaqJ)

132 We laugh but these woman are representative of the America that is to be.

It's only a matter of time.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (LT7mn)

133 Honestly, which one was Jay Inslee? The name sounds familiar...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (n5NRb)

134 Please keep talking Left.... the louder the better.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (bCLt0)

135
The Taxi Squad

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (TAmPV)

136
--Cockiness is kinda an American thing. I have no issues with that.

The thing is, most of the rest of the world just doesn't care much about chick football (i.e., they care as much as we care about *men's* footie). If they did, the USA might get rolled in that sport.

Fair enough but I'm a proponent of acting like like you've done it before when it comes to goal celebrations.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (JgA4k)

137 Re: Jay Inslee

Looks like a love child of Bill Kristol and... Mitt Romney?

Governor of Washington.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (n5NRb)

138 108 98
70k in black out out of 7 million is collateral damage.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (JFO2v)

It was the Upper West Side of Manhattan, not Staten Island. Big difference.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (zBaqJ)

We have 70k without power here in Houston weekly. It is call bad checks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (JFO2v)

139 132 We laugh but these woman are representative of the America that is to be.

It's only a matter of time.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (LT7mn)


Or the high water mark of the 100-years madness. If only we can take back every fucking classroom in America. Forever.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (zBaqJ)

140 Note well, she had plenty of time as she made her way to the mic to formulate her response.

She deliberately refused.

What is that when someone doesn't answer a simple question?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (k81AA)

141 If nominated, I pledge that all of my judicial nominations will be drawn from
the WNBA. I'm not shamelessly pandering to a country that doesn't know I exist. This is my very serious, well considered policy position. Momma, wow, I'm a big boy now.

Posted by: Jay Inslee at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (FKi9J)

142 Go use your shithole policies on your shithole of origin then you can come back when you've achieved shithole utopia.

Of course once you achieve shithole utopia all the other shitholers are going to rush your shithole borders.
That should make maintaining shithole utopia rather difficult and turn it back into shithole untopia.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (nRWPy)

143 I'm watching CBS News so they can explain it to me.
Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM (UdKB7)


There's been a host of programs on the Apollo missions on TV. I saw one yesterday that said when Apollo 12 astronauts were setting up the new color camera, it got pointed at the sun and burned out. CBS switched over to 2 guys in a studio wearing cheap knockoff astronaut suits walking around scooping up dirt. It was obviously fake.

CBS faking news since 1969 (at least).

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (aS1PU)

144 Other nations will send 14 year old boys to engage her in world-level negotiations.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (DIDiA)

145 All four of The Squad spell it 'hampster.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (1Z64M)

146

Hit Squad

https://youtu.be/koQ7nfktBSU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (aKsyK)

147 115 100 The squad looked and acted like a group of high school girls. Who actually takes them seriously?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 06:33 PM (gC2IV)


I would expect my high school girls to have practiced their lines better than these ignoramuses.

Posted by: Frosty at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (iEXgF)

148 133 Honestly, which one was Jay Inslee? The name sounds familiar...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (n5NRb)


The one with the dog collar and leash.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (bCLt0)

149 This was a force recon by Trump that found the enemy HQ, fuel dump, and secreted armory. This will be out of the media tomorrow.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (pw+jk)

150 Why not Rapinoe? We have had so many covertly anti-American Secretaries of State how about one that is honest about it?

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (1L9V9)

151 Who came up with, "The Squad?"

I was hoping for the Bod Squad, but I see from the picture...nope.

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (C78No)

152 Megan Rapinoe will make a wonderful ambassador for America. She just oozes charm.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

153 110 Brian Cates @drawandstrike
11m
Note how no other House Reps were there, just the Justice D lunatics.

They are cut off. The House Dem leadership treasury is now closed to them.
------------------


And better yet, the Corporate Press is still leading with them, so they can't hide their hate nor their stupidity.

The Squad is the herpes of the Democrat party.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (sy5kK)

154 Someone should have asked her if she was Pro-American. I bet she would have refused to answer that too.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (2DOZq)

155 No one says "Grade School" with an intensity.

Posted by: O Mar! at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (H0ARx)

156 138
We have 70k without power here in Houston weekly. It is call bad checks.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (JFO2v)


UWS of Manhattan is where all the wealthy hard left donors live.

Staten Island is blue collar and GOP. All the outer boroughs are given short shrift. Ignore Manhattan at your political peril. And his smug attitude was totally tone deaf and not appreciated either.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (zBaqJ)

157 Jay Inslee Says He'll Ask Megan Rapinoe to Serve as Secretary of State

This serious, serious man was governor of a major state?!

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (C78No)

158 If they claim to have come up with, "The Squad," themselves, then it must have been their handlers.

As LeftCoast Dawg says, above.

Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (jY3BZ)

159 We should amend the constitution so Omar can run. Or she can just run and claim racism if anyone points out she wasn't born in the US.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (dNzKv)

160 If Inslee gets elected President, I'll become a Muslim.

But I'm not worried.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (WDxUi)

161 AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TITS!

Posted by: AOC at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (hjaPQ)

162 154 Someone should have asked her if she was Pro-American. I bet she would have refused to answer that too.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (2DOZq)

Also because, racist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (n5NRb)

163 118 I suspect AOC has been sexually assaulted by another Democrat since being elected to Congress.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (JgA4k)

I suspect she fucked her brother.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

164 UWS of Manhattan is where all the wealthy hard left donors live.


Kurt?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (1Z64M)

165 126 And he'll make Mega McCain Sec Def.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)


Sec of the USDA

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (NWiLs)

166 Trump raised 108 million in the second quarter..the Dems keep this up, his 3rd quarter fundraising will shatter all records.

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (a0IVu)

167 A white head wrap does not go with a black outfit and maroon jacket. Jeez, lady..
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:22 PM (a0IVu)

Cut her some slack. Most Islamic women think the height of fashion is a black Hefty Bag covering.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (m79Dg)

168
AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TITS!

Posted by: AOC at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (hjaPQ)


Sorry...hic

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (TAmPV)

169 161 AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TITS!
Posted by: AOC at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (hjaPQ)

I agree. There are many more bountiful examples of the fine female form. This is the age of the Internet, after all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (n5NRb)

170 A serious Democrat challenger would burn an American flag on stage during the debate.

This clown isn't a true Democrat until he shows me his bonafides.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (FsmiF)

171 120 What does a secretary of state do, fetch the coffee?
Posted by: Max Power at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (hoB5A)

That boy would be getting us coffee.

Posted by: Joe B talking to Clinton at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (JFO2v)

172 164 UWS of Manhattan is where all the wealthy hard left donors live.


Kurt?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (1Z64M)


In momma's spare room, so technically yes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (zBaqJ)

173 White people can choose to be liberal, conservative or independent. But Pressley says black and brown people are forbidden from choosing. Are they owned by Democrats? Again?

Pressley's pigment is her country.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (Ndje9)

174 dagney- my sediments on every sign of Hate Has No Home Here that I see.

Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2019 06:34 PM (BbGew)

If I see that I know they're haters and "Karens"
(Karen is the new teen slang term for old lefty "can I speak to your manager" types)

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (nRWPy)

175 If elected President I will fill all my cabinet positions with insult comics. My Secretary of State will be Triumph .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (2DOZq)

176 The TWAT SQUAD

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (BqBId)

177 Trump raised 108 million in the second quarter..the Dems keep this up, his 3rd quarter fundraising will shatter all records.


With no primary opponent, to boot, while they continue a massive burn rate on their party's donors' checkbooks....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (1Z64M)

178 173 White people can choose to be liberal, conservative or independent. But Pressley says black and brown people are forbidden from choosing. Are they owned by Democrats? Again?

Pressley's pigment is her country.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (Ndje9)


Pigment of her imagination...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (zBaqJ)

179 Ilhan Omar refuses to say she's not pro-Al Qaeda, as if it's some kind of loaded question.

You know what this reminds me of? Celebs asked if they're gay, and they prevaricate.

People: anything other than a ringing "No" is a "Yes."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (WDxUi)

180 The second thing will be to help O.J. find the real killer.

Posted by: Megan Rapinho at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (EgshT)

181 Fair enough but I'm a proponent of acting like like you've done it before when it comes to goal celebrations.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (JgA4k)

--I feel the same way as a rule, but scores are usually so few and far between in that game [insert lesbian joke here] I just let them have their fun.

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (S7WbR)

182 The NSDAP will lead the country to greatness! And if you disagree, we will send you to the camps!

Posted by: AOC-3PO at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (VNmG1)

183 A white head wrap does not go with a black outfit and maroon jacket. Jeez, lady..

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:22 PM (a0IVu)
..........

She stole that towel from Holiday Inn Express, it's the only color they had.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

184 I wouldn`t let Rapinoe be my secretaries secretary.

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (yhf6w)

185 What does a secretary of state do, fetch the coffee?

For democrat? No, they sell arms to Isis, give billions to Iran, and buy Russian disinformation for dispersal in the media while making bank.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (nRWPy)

186 If nominated, third act in office will be appointing Mookie Wilson as Sec'y of Transpo. No reason. I just miss hearing the name Mookie.

Posted by: Jay Inslee at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (FKi9J)

187 But Pressley says black and brown people are forbidden from choosing.

Huh?

How does that make any sense?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (WDxUi)

188 Just like liberals once twisted meaning of the word "gay" (happy) the last three years they've twisted the meaning of the word "love" ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (3JbJY)

189
I take it the press is afraid to ask them what they love most about America.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (TAmPV)

190 Jay! A gay woman SoS? You gonna send her to the ME? Why do you hate lesbians?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (J3GN6)

191 People: anything other than a ringing "No" is a "Yes."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (WDxUi)

The 'What was the question? I was too busy staring at your tits' will also work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (n5NRb)

192
You can't spell "rape" without Rapinoe. Just an observation FWIW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (zBaqJ)

193 I was hoping for Jaime Pressley.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (NWiLs)

194 White people can choose to be liberal, conservative or independent. But Pressley says black and brown people are forbidden from choosing. Are they owned by Democrats? Again?


Oh, to have her debate an Allen West or Walter Williams...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (1Z64M)

195 The most important *thing about AOC is her tits.
The most important question is, are they real?
The most important statement is, prove it.



*excepting that she is a batshit crazy tyrant in waiting.

Posted by: Frosty at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (iEXgF)

196 I wouldn`t let Rapinoe be my secretaries secretary.
Posted by: Tentotwo at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (yhf6w)


She could be my intern.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (aS1PU)

197 179 Ilhan Omar refuses to say she's not pro-Al Qaeda, as if it's some kind of loaded question.

You know what this reminds me of? Celebs asked if they're gay, and they prevaricate.

People: anything other than a ringing "No" is a "Yes."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (WDxUi)

Amen

Posted by: Mike Piazza at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (S7WbR)

198 Bret Baier's panel are all on the Squad's side. You see it's all Trump's fault. He shouldn't have provoked them.

"This country belongs to the world" is not going to play well in taxpayer land.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (nyFJf)

199 156 138
We have 70k without power here in Houston weekly. It is call bad checks.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:37 PM (JFO2v)


UWS of Manhattan is where all the wealthy hard left donors live.

Staten Island is blue collar and GOP. All the outer boroughs are given short shrift. Ignore Manhattan at your political peril. And his smug attitude was totally tone deaf and not appreciated either.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (zBaqJ)

Denying new gas lines, depending on solar and offshore wind and hoping for electricity is not a good strategy.

Posted by: Joe B talking to Clinton at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (JFO2v)

200 >>>But Pressley says black and brown people are forbidden from choosing.


I can't believe she's Elvis' daughter.

Posted by: Wyatt Eapr at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (VWp7G)

201 Tliab is the poster child for burqa`s.

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (yhf6w)

202 Why are we not 50 points ahead?

Posted by: The Squad at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (jY3BZ)

203 The Squad

They thought "The Red Guard" sounded tres cool, but it was already taken. So, Squad.

They'll add the"Red" part soon enough. Baby steps.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (O8WFE)

204
Pressley's pigment is her country.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 06:41 PM (Ndje9)


She's a pigment of her own imagination.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (TAmPV)

205 Like I said - Trump doesn't take a dump without a plan, son.

This is like Scott Adams telling you how he is going to use persuasion on you while he is using persuasion on you.

Posted by: blaster at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (ZfRYq)

206 Tim Scott has turned out to be a disappointment.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (gC2IV)

207 Thanks, Jay; you doofus. Way to make the rest of us look like morons.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (t6MX/)

208 34 Is Inselee exec director of PDT reelection campaign?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:26 PM (JFO2v)


If not the thread winner, should at least in the running.

Posted by: Lump at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (+nIiH)

209 152 Megan Rapinoe will make a wonderful ambassador for America. She just oozes charm.
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (sdi6R)


Somalia - maybe Liberia - beckons.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (WDxUi)

210 I suspect AOC has been sexually assaulted by another Democrat since being elected to Congress.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (JgA4k)

I suspect she fucked her brother.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

He had this stiff thing between his legs that I had never seen before. "What does this thing do?", I asked him. He said, "Let me show you." I don't remember his name, but his wife's name was something like Hilter, or Hillartiree, or something.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (m79Dg)

211 Bret Baier's a cuck and looks like he got beat up every day in the schoolyard, pantsed and lunch money stolen.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (O8WFE)

212
The Twat Squad.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (t6XCL)

213
Rapinhoe is the new sandra fluke.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (z3SDL)

214 White people can choose to be liberal, conservative or independent. But Pressley says black and brown people are forbidden from choosing. Are they owned by Democrats? Again?

--

It's like sexuality. Heterosexual folks can go crazy and do whatever with whoever and it's empowering and woke and yay gay pride month, but woe be unto anyone who suggests that gay people can go straight.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (DIDiA)

215 198 Bret Baier's panel are all on the Squad's side. You see it's all Trump's fault. He shouldn't have provoked them.

"This country belongs to the world" is not going to play well in taxpayer land.
Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (nyFJf)

TV ad:

That quote over an over again with images of the migrant invaders jumping the fences and rushing the border = Trump landslide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (zBaqJ)

216 >>>Tim Scott has turned out to be a disappointment.


So has Kavanaugh. So far, anyway.

Posted by: Wyatt Eapr at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (VWp7G)

217 "This country belongs to the world" is not going to play well in taxpayer land.
Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (nyFJf)


Trump has to make that a commercial. Has to.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 06:46 PM (qQcQl)

218 185 What does a secretary of state do, fetch the coffee?

For democrat? No, they sell arms to Isis, give billions to Iran, and buy Russian disinformation for dispersal in the media while making bank.
Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:43 PM (nRWPy)

--Also, declare a fatwa on a no-name film maker and sit back while an American Ambassador gets slaughtered in a shithole country of your own recent making.

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 06:46 PM (S7WbR)

219 AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TITS!

Posted by: AOC at July 15, 2019 06:39 PM (hjaPQ)
.......

OK then you're done. You can go away now.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

220 Do you need a Secretary of Underage Sex?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 15, 2019 06:46 PM (Y9zp1)

221 But but but SISTERHOOD! And VUHGINUZ!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 06:32 PM

I can picture the last phrase on a poster for some trans event explaining the new spelling includes not just vaginas but penises

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2019 06:46 PM (/+bwe)

222 196 I wouldn`t let Rapinoe be my secretaries secretary.
Posted by: Tentotwo at July 15, 2019 06:42 PM (yhf6w)

She could be my intern.
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (aS1PU)


You're barking up the wrong tree there, Bubba. Hillary's intern, THAT I could see.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (WDxUi)

223 >>>Rapinhoe is the new sandra fluke.


She's 34. Her soccer career is practically over. Then she'll crawl away, never to be heard from again.

Posted by: Wyatt Eapr at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (VWp7G)

224 Megan Rapinoe will make a wonderful ambassador for America. She just oozes charm.
Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

Somalia - maybe Liberia - beckons.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (WDxUi)

She may be disappointed in the lesbian communities in those country.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (m79Dg)

225 Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 06:44 PM (nyFJf)
********
why I never watch the Inch High Private Eye Special Report

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (BqBId)

226
To bad someone didn't ask them if standing next to the American flag made you fell uncomfortable.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (t6XCL)

227 The Twat Squad.
"The Women Against Trump"?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (J3GN6)

228 Years ago I thought Fox News was Conservative.... that was back in the early years of the Iraq/ Afghanistan Hundred Years War.....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (bCLt0)

229 Well, Fluke really needed all those free condoms.

Rapinhoe, not so much.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (O8WFE)

230 I suspect AOC has been sexually assaulted by another Democrat since being elected to Congress.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (JgA4k)



I suspect she fucked her brother.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:40 PM (JFO2v)



He had this stiff thing between his legs that I had never seen
before. "What does this thing do?", I asked him. He said, "Let me show
you." I don't remember his name, but his wife's name was something like
Hilter, or Hillartiree, or something.



Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (m79Dg)

====
The CIA and Trump are trying to steal my penis and I've got to hid it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (pw+jk)

231 This is the weirdest Trump campaign commercial I've ever seen.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (pPQeR)

232 212


The Twat Squad.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (t6XCL)

Titler and her crimson jihad.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (t6MX/)

233 Coming up next at 'The Bulwark,' ... "The Conservative Case for Supporting Al Qaeda"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (jn7FC)

234 Trump doesn't need to make a commercial
Democrats make them for him for free.

Posted by: Frosty at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (iEXgF)

235 Rapinhoe is the new sandra fluke.
-

She's 34.

--

Holy crap. That dude hasn't aged well.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (DIDiA)

236 I'd bet a large sum that Rapinoe slaps her partner around .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

237
Bret Baier's panel are all on the Squad's side. You see it's all Trump's fault. He shouldn't have provoked them.


Bret Bair is gunning for Chris Wallace's job.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (TAmPV)

238
She's 34. Her soccer career is practically over. Then she'll crawl away, never to be heard from again.

Posted by: Wyatt Eapr at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (VWp7G)

That's why she is blathering on right now - hoping to land an ESPN or MSNBC gig.

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (a0IVu)

239 Check your nic, Wyatt

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (gC2IV)

240 214 White people can choose to be liberal, conservative or independent. But Pressley says black and brown people are forbidden from choosing. Are they owned by Democrats? Again?

--

It's like sexuality. Heterosexual folks can go crazy and do whatever with whoever and it's empowering and woke and yay gay pride month, but woe be unto anyone who suggests that gay people can go straight.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:45 PM (DIDiA)

once you go trans you can never be mans

Posted by: Joe B talking to Clinton at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (JFO2v)

241 I am so copy writing that.
Sharing with Yikes.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (J3GN6)

242 >>>Years ago I thought Fox News was Conservative....


I honestly don't think any news station is conservative.

Posted by: Wyatt Eapr at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (VWp7G)

243 227
The Twat Squad.
"The Women Against Trump"?


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (J3GN6)

Sure, that works.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (t6MX/)

244 In October next year all Trump needs to do is tweet clips from the Squad's press conference. And then if a single one of these harridans gets back into congress it's all over.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (nyFJf)

245 She may be disappointed in the lesbian communities in those country.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (m79Dg)


She can lead them toward the light.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (WDxUi)

246 Bret Baier looks like a perv. I wonder if he's been to Pedo Island.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (3NbUO)

247 I will not take seriously a grown man in a clown wig. Nor will I take seriously a grown man dressed like Spike Lee or Samuel L Jackson. Nor will I take seriously a dude with hockey pucks in his ears, covered in ink, and wearing half a tackle box on his face. Nor will I take seriously any woman wearing the trappings of a culture that itself doesn't allow its women to speak with authority.

If a person wants to be taken seriously, then they should first take themselves seriously. Otherwise they're just clowns throwin' pies.

Posted by: weew at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (gk7if)

248 Those ladies must feel horrible, having to stand right next to our flag.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (l9m7l)

249 dams sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (JFO2v)

250 ''This country belongs to the world" is not going to play well in taxpayer land. ''

I think if that statement was reversed it would be closer to the truth.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (jm1YL)

251 Rapinhoe is the new sandra fluke.
-

She's 34.

--

Holy crap. That dude hasn't aged well.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (DIDiA)

She makes Willem Dafoe look dewy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (xPJvm)

252 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (lS5pB)

253 >>She also said that "Muslims will no longer" denounce terrorism, so as not to give "dignification" to the question of whether they support terrorism or not.


Ilhan Omar is not that clever or smart.
Pelosi has attempted to cover for her by saying she isn't as familiar with the English language, being an immigrant, but she is a terrible politician.

She gets adoring press and can call any critic an Islamaphobe then freeze them out. Like AOC, she has no practice at actually debating anything, at defending anything she says. And she is dumb.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (bDqIh)

254 Rapinhoe is the new sandra fluke.

The new Kaepernick, I think. Famous for being formerly famous.

Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (Y9zp1)

255 once you go trans you can never be mans

--

Trans = Man with breast implants.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (DIDiA)

256 Make Rapinoe ambassador to any Muslim country.

They love the gays there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

257 Bret Baier's panel are all on the Squad's side. You see it's all Trump's fault. He shouldn't have provoked them.

--

Why, no! He has no place calling out or daring to question their raging anti-Americanism. Doesn't he know they have skin color that's dark!?!?

Rancid has called the president a motherf*cker. Was she provoking? Just wondering, 'cuz I don't remember Skippy Baier calling her out on that.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (JoUsr)

258 236 I'd bet a large sum that Rapinoe slaps her partner around .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

= rights

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (JFO2v)

259 252 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Carly Fiorina at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (lS5pB)

-----------

No, but could you ruin a few more big tech companies?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (gC2IV)

260 Bret Baier looks like a perv. I wonder if he's been to Pedo Island.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (3NbUO)


He's just a chubby faced boy whose balls haven't dropped.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (aS1PU)

261 >>>Check your nic, Wyatt


Thanks. Lousy eyes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (VWp7G)

262 That should put Inslee over the top. He's got the nomination in the bag now. Wouldn't have anything to do with her going to the whacko U of Portland, would it? No wonder she's anti-American.

Posted by: Worc1 at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (+uDPK)

263 246 Bret Baier looks like a perv. I wonder if he's been to Pedo Island.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (3NbUO)



He looked normal before the surgery.

Posted by: Frosty at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (iEXgF)

264 236 I'd bet a large sum that Rapinoe slaps her partner around .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2019 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

Especially during the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (NWiLs)

265 If a person wants to be taken seriously, then they should first take themselves seriously. Otherwise they're just clowns throwin' pies.

--

(SWIPE!)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (DIDiA)

266 Learning to goose-step is hard.

Posted by: Megan Rapinho at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (EgshT)

267 She also said that "Muslims will no longer" denounce terrorism, so as not to give "dignification" to the question of whether they support terrorism or not.



Fine. Then every muzzie is a terrorist.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (FE+I8)

268 Ilhan Omar is not that clever or smart.
Pelosi has attempted to cover for her by saying she isn't as familiar with the English language, being an immigrant, but she is a terrible politician.


Then WTF is she doing in Congress? She's rocky on the language, and even rockier on American values, which she's happy to lecture us on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (WDxUi)

269
Chips is on. It's the episode when they teach us that people in wheelchairs are really cool.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (z3SDL)

270 >>>She makes Willem Dafoe look dewy.



Rapinoe can play the Green Goblin in the next Spidey reboot.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (VWp7G)

271 You take that back, Hadji loved america. He used all sorts of American slang. He only used Indian words when doing magic

Posted by: Oldcat at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (FTPn0)

272 AOC is not responsible for Puerto Rico's endemic corruption. But she is responsible for saying Latino blood gives her the right to wander through the Americas without passports, visas or any limitations besides her bad attitude.

Which is kinda' odd for a person named for two European conquerors, Alexander and Cortez.

In fairness, she believes all eight billion people on earth also have a Human Right to come here Tuesday, receive free welfare, free housing, free health care, free education, free food and drink from our toilets.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (Ndje9)

273 I suspect AOC has been sexually assaulted by another Democrat since being elected to Congress.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 15, 2019 06:35 PM (JgA4k)
........

and banked herself some of that sweet Harassment Slush Fund cash.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

274 Bret Baier looks like a perv. I wonder if he's been to Pedo Island.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM (3NbUO)
********
Too short to get on the plane, He could be Tattoo though

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (BqBId)

275 267

Fine. Then every muzzie is a terrorist.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (FE+I

Yes, and???

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:52 PM (bCLt0)

276
Ilhan Omar is not that clever or smart.

Pelosi has attempted to cover for her by saying she isn't as
familiar with the English language, being an immigrant, but she is a
terrible politician.



Then WTF is she doing in Congress? She's rocky on the language, and
even rockier on American values, which she's happy to lecture us on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (WDxUi)


Minnesota-stan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 06:52 PM (ptqGC)

277 She also said that "Muslims will no longer" denounce terrorism, so as not to give "dignification" to the question of whether they support terrorism or not.

--

Now you gun nuts get to the table and help us pass some common sense bans!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:52 PM (DIDiA)

278 Rancid has called the president a motherf*cker.

And people get excited about me referring to her a feral Congresswog.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:52 PM (WDxUi)

279 Trump seems to be very much in the Democrat OODA loop and probably knew if he poked them, they would come out say a lot stupid shit.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 15, 2019 06:52 PM (jn7FC)

280 I will not take seriously a grown man in a clown wig. Nor will I take seriously a grown man dressed like Spike Lee or Samuel L Jackson. Nor will I take seriously a dude with hockey pucks in his ears, covered in ink, and wearing half a tackle box on his face. Nor will I take seriously any woman wearing the trappings of a culture that itself doesn't allow its women to speak with authority.

If a person wants to be taken seriously, then they should first take themselves seriously. Otherwise they're just clowns throwin' pies.
Posted by: weew at July 15, 2019 06:49 PM


This!

Posted by: Man-bun, J. Crew Messenger Bag, Crocs-wearing Hipster at July 15, 2019 06:52 PM (lS5pB)

281 Fine. Then every muzzie is a terrorist.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (FE+I


Stop press.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (WDxUi)

282 >>>Minnesota-stan.


And she'll be easily reelected.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (VWp7G)

283 >> They are cut off. The House Dem leadership treasury is now closed to them.

AOC claims she doesn't need the help. She's gonna do it all on social media. She doesn't need to burn millions on traditional media, she also said.

We shall see.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (Z4rgH)

284

I had no idea that omar's family was part of the commie dictatorship of Salami. We gave her family asylum as "refugees."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (z3SDL)

285 Less than 24 hours ago everyone thought Trump had fucked up, even many at AoS. Now I think it has proved that Trump supporters knew yesterday he was setting a huge trap that the donks could not but step on.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (pw+jk)

286 256 Make Rapinoe ambassador to any Muslim country.

They love the gays there.


Shit, they even give them free flights!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (O8WFE)

287 Ms. Rapinoe, could you please sign this piece of paper concluding all of the work everyone else in State did, or would you like my aide to set up a free kick for you on the stage?

Posted by: Coach Jay Inslee at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (6eEQ+)

288 262
Wouldn't have anything to do with her going to the whacko U of Portland, would it? No wonder she's anti-American.

Posted by: Worc1 at July 15, 2019 06:50 PM (+uDPK)


Oh yeah, I saw that on her Wiki page. I thought, "That figures."

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

289 276
Ilhan Omar is not that clever or smart.

Pelosi has attempted to cover for her by saying she isn't as
familiar with the English language, being an immigrant, but she is a
terrible politician.



Then WTF is she doing in Congress? She's rocky on the language, and
even rockier on American values, which she's happy to lecture us on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (WDxUi)

Minnesota-stan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 06:52 PM (ptqGC)

Minniseshu

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (JFO2v)

290 Every Orthodox Muslim is a jihadist...

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (bCLt0)

291 282 >>>Minnesota-stan.

And she'll be easily reelected.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (VWp7G)


And people make fun of California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (WDxUi)

292 284

I had no idea that omar's family was part of the commie dictatorship of Salami. We gave her family asylum as "refugees."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (z3SDL)

Defeated political leadership has to flee somewhere. You'd be surprised how often that somewhere is the US.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (mX8Vr)

293 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (pw+jk)
******
Maybe the perennial Pants Shitters did, but most didn't

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (BqBId)

294 >>But Pressley says black and brown people are forbidden from choosing.

>>Huh? How does that make any sense?

It doesn't, but it is the essence of the Intersectionality crap. You are not a unique individual, you are the sum of your checklist characteristics. As such, these characteristics dictate what you must think on any given issue. Anyone who *doesn't* stay on their particular plantation? Well, STFU says Pressley.

It is HORRID.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (bDqIh)

295 So now we're going to pretend that Muslims denounced terrorists?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (BJKQV)

296 AOC claims she doesn't need the help. She's gonna do it all on social media. She doesn't need to burn millions on traditional media, she also said.

--

You can take the bartender out of the bar, but you can't take the wait staff unbuttoning that top button for tips out of the bartender.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (DIDiA)

297 ''Trump seems to be very much in the Democrat OODA loop and probably knew if he poked them, they would come out say a lot stupid shit. ''

His aides must be laughing their asses of and giving each other high fives. Now there's another office I'd like to be on the wall of tonight..the Oval Office.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (jm1YL)

298 You know what I really appreciate about Trump - he says these truths and the left predictably go hysterical and instead of rushing to apologize ala our previous republican leaders, he tells them to fuck off. I love it.

Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (a0IVu)

299 The donks are fundamentally batshit crazy.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (0OmEj)

300 Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway???

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (bCLt0)

301 275 267

Fine. Then every muzzie is a terrorist.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (FE+I

Yes, and???
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:52 PM (bCLt0)

Retake Alexandria and Antioch!

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (mX8Vr)

302 Fine. Then every muzzie is a terrorist.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:51 PM (FE+I

Yes, and???
Posted by: kraken


No. There are no "good muzzies". There's no muzzie that just wants to live his life quietly. There's no apostates.

There are nothing but terrs.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (FE+I8)

303 Who the fuck was going to win? Non-women. duh, women won. The top ranked women won, how inspirational for ... no one really.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (JziUy)

For young lesbians, maybe.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 15, 2019 06:56 PM (NMAzL)

304 Don't blame me. I didn't vote for Inslee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 06:56 PM (axyOa)

305 ''Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway???''

Lutherans

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 06:56 PM (jm1YL)

306 295 So now we're going to pretend that Muslims denounced terrorists?
Posted by: 29Victor at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (BJKQV)


I know, right? When have they EVER done that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:56 PM (WDxUi)

307 I will not take seriously a grown man in a clown wig.
...........

or a grown woman with a plastic James Brown hair hat

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

308 In real journalism a congress woman refusing to denounce Al Quaeda would be the headline.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 15, 2019 06:56 PM (6/uwW)

309 Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway???
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (bCLt0)


People from the Dakotas (well, the South one for sure) have called Minnesota the "People's Republic" for decades.

Posted by: filbert at July 15, 2019 06:56 PM (Lz9fr)

310 Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway???

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (bCLt0)

A crapton of Somali refugees and dirty Skandis.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM (nRWPy)

311 Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway???
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (bCLt0)


Cold weather group-think. No, I am not kidding.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM (qQcQl)

312 300 Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway???
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (bCLt0)

=====

This should come as no surprise given what is happening in the mother country, but Minnesota is full of Swedes.

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM (3JbJY)

313 She's (Ilhan Omar) been here how many years-and she still can't speak English properly?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM (+0VWg)

314 Those Lutherans twist a lot of minds with their jello with the shredded carrots in it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM (O8WFE)

315 "Rapinhoe is the new sandra fluke.


She's 34. Her soccer career is practically over. Then she'll crawl away, never to be heard from again.
Posted by: Wyatt Eapr at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (VWp7G)"

- - - - - - -

She said she intends to leverage this win into something important. It's only a matter of time before she jumps into the Dem candidates field. She will be old enough by November next year.

I see her running for everything from now until the end of time. She has tasted social media power and will never let it go.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM (nyFJf)

316 You know what I really appreciate about Trump - he says these truths and the left predictably go hysterical and instead of rushing to apologize ala our previous republican leaders, he tells them to fuck off. I love it.
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (a0IVu)

I am reminded of the scene from Life of Brian. "How shall we fuck off, O Lord?"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (m79Dg)

317 Wath this from Netroots Nation - Ilhan Omar is incoherent:

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (bDqIh)

318 Good God, does Trump make them double down on teh stupid. It's almost as if he triple dog dares them.
I bet somewhere Chuck Schumer is pouring himself a tall, cold, glass of Mylanta and muttering 'Will you idiots quit falling for his bait? Can you just ignore the obvious trap for one week?'

But they can't

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (CYY+K)

319 I bet Omar's got quite the rat's nest going on under that towel.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

320 To be fair, I'm now rooting for "women's" soccer to be taken over by trannies.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (nRWPy)

321 Who the fuck was going to win? Non-women. duh, women won. The top ranked women won, how inspirational for ... no one really.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 06:27 PM (JziUy)


"One bunch of women beat another bunch of women! This is SO inspirational for women everywhere!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (WDxUi)

322 Aloha fappers.

I do love how these Weird Sisters spin their own hanging ropes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (kQs4Y)

323 Maybe is IS just a an uber Liberal Protestantism going on up there..... that stuff is bad news......

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (bCLt0)

324 307 I will not take seriously a grown man in a clown wig.
...........

or a grown woman with a plastic James Brown hair hat

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

Or you have sucked Willie Browns dick

Or lied on a uni job application

Or was the old white guy for B Hussein

Or Honeymooned in USSR

Or ...

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (JFO2v)

325
Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway???

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (bCLt0)



Cold weather group-think. No, I am not kidding.

--

Things haven't been the same since Prince died.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (JoUsr)

326 Yeah, Hope Solo was gonna leverage her ladies kickball fame into something lasting and important.

She was last seen showing her butthole to the world.

I expect less from Rapidhoe.


Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (O8WFE)

327 320 To be fair, I'm now rooting for "women's" soccer to be taken over by trannies.
Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (nRWPy)


Me too. I will laugh my ass off if/when that happens.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (WDxUi)

328 Justin Amash @justinamash
2h
Here are some of the Independence Day greetings I received this year. This happens every day to American-born citizens like me and to naturalized citizens. President Trump motivates and encourages this xenophobia. It has gotten exponentially worse since 2015.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (BqBId)

329 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 06:53 PM (pw+jk)

******

Maybe the perennial Pants Shitters did, but most didn't

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (BqBId)

===
True dat. I said some.

This BS conference must have made all the never Trumpers wet in the panties. Hope they didn't have any sand there because that is a bitch, wet sandy vagina that a big swingin Trump dick don't give a shit about.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (pw+jk)

330 She's (Ilhan Omar) been here how many years-and she still can't speak English properly?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM


****

Hey, you can't be undignificationing her!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (axyOa)

331 Crap - here's the link:

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/

1150205047344521216

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (bDqIh)

332 320 To be fair, I'm now rooting for "women's" soccer to be taken over by trannies.

Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (nRWPy)


Maybe it already has been.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (sdi6R)

333 but you can't take the wait staff unbuttoning that top button for tips out of the bartender.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM


The tips got to breathe too, you know.

Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (lS5pB)

334 I've spent my life taking people as they come, never caring what the color of their skin was. Now a whole bunch of people can focus on nothing else and it seems I'm the most evil person ever simply due to the color of my skin. Sooner or later the survival instinct kicks in and I'll be forced to fight a race war I never wanted. Good job, progs.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (gC2IV)

335 Megan is the lady kick baller who looks like Tilda Swinton's ugly younger sister, right?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (IqFsf)

336 36 Just...keep...talking....supervillians...
Posted by: Donald "James Bond" Trump

lol. they're monologing

Posted by: x at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (nFwvY)

337 And people make fun of California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM

The lunacy is pretty much limited to Minneapolis and St Paul. Trump damn near won here in 16.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (H4VdJ)

338 IC: "...he says these truths and the left predictably go hysterical and instead of rushing to apologize ala our previous republican leaders, he tells them to fuck off..."

And that's why we'll get more Trump.

The GOP has been blowing smoke up our asses for decades; finally America has representation again.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (6eEQ+)

339 ''Those Lutherans twist a lot of minds with their jello with the shredded carrots in it. ''

And now you understand the power of a fully loaded jello salad young Moron.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (jm1YL)

340 295 So now we're going to pretend that Muslims denounced terrorists?
Posted by: 29Victor at July 15, 2019 06:54 PM (BJKQV)

Fair point. I also like that she speaks for all Muslims.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (n5NRb)

341 320
To be fair, I'm now rooting for "women's" soccer to be taken over by trannies.


Posted by: dagny


That would be hilarious!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (J3GN6)

342 319 I bet Omar's got quite the rat's nest going on under that towel.
Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (v0R5T)


It's a protected habitat. H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (WDxUi)

343 Or Honeymooned in USSR

Or ...
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (JFO2v)


Honeymooned in the USSR.
Think about it.
Damn.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (aS1PU)

344 Tilda Swinton>> Megan Rapinoe....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (bCLt0)

345 Somebody should yank that towel off Omar's head and yell:
IT'S A BOM IT'S A BOMB SHE'S GOT A BOMB

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

346 Apparently Romney went back to cucking so all is well with the Universe again.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (GbPPJ)

347 lol. they're monologing

Posted by: x at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (


The vagina monologues.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (H4VdJ)

348 How many times did Trump have to denounce David Duke again?

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (uEbPt)

349 Those Lutherans twist a lot of minds with their jello with the shredded carrots in it.

Jello with carrots in it. The first sign that there was something seriously wrong with them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:01 PM (WDxUi)

350 Inslee is dumber than Zippy the Pinhead, but he sucks the right leftist dicks out here in Washington state.

Not hard to believe that he actually makes a worse presidential candidate than a governor. That's quite an achievement.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2019 07:01 PM (NoKAc)

351 After watching the Squad's press conference, fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker immediately dropped his pants and began masturbating.

Posted by: ABCBSNBCNN at July 15, 2019 07:01 PM (sy5kK)

352 > Retake Alexandria and Antioch!

Someday Outremer shall be mine again.

Posted by: Balwin XXXVII at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (GDooN)

353 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Carly Fiorina
------

You? What about me?

Posted by: Geraldine Ferraro at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (KoKdw)

354 This is all so surprising.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (K/2j/)

355 Honeymooned in the USSR.
Think about it.
Damn.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (aS1PU)


Were Haiti and Liberia booked up?

I've been to the USSR. I'd sooner honeymoon in Detroit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (WDxUi)

356
But they can't
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 15, 2019 06:58 PM (CYY+K)

------

It's amazing...

The obvious play here was to trashtalk a little bit on Twitter, call Trump a racist, let the media amplify that message for a news cycle or two, then move on. Maybe use the incident later for some fundraising or a campaign ad.

But noooooooo... They had to do... this.

They just can't help themselves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (3NbUO)

357 > Jello with carrots in it. The first sign that there was something seriously wrong with them.
Wait until you see the Jello with chili in it.

Posted by: Balwin XXXVII at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (GDooN)

358 John Solomon @jsolomonReports
1m
Ukraine's ambassador to America who was asked by Democrats for dirt on Trump in 2016 is relieved of duties by new Ukrainian President.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (BqBId)

359 She's 34. Her soccer career is practically over. Then she'll crawl away, never to be heard from again.
Posted by: Wyatt Eapr at July 15, 2019 06:47 PM (VWp7G)"

- - - - - - -

She said she intends to leverage this win into something important. It's only a matter of time before she jumps into the Dem candidates field. She will be old enough by November next year.

I see her running for everything from now until the end of time. She has tasted social media power and will never let it go.
Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM (nyFJf)

I think she's got a great future in She Male porn if she'll just transition.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (m79Dg)

360 All of this makes me increasingly optimistic about next November....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 07:03 PM (bCLt0)

361 Many Muslims in Minneapolis said they wanted to go back to Somalia ... they were not very happy there, for some reason.


Muslim Brotherhood, al Qaeda, Islamists .... Islam is outreach to the world ... very accepting of all (that convert), very aggressive marketing program (convert or die, infidel), but has been pretty effective. Merkel loves it ... Dems love it ...



Luke Rosiak has a new book .... massive corruption in DC ... they all know each other's crimes, mutually assured destruction, if they start outing each other. Paki' spies just get ignored, by both parties ... sheesh ...


youtube.com/watch?v=G0lhrzWtWMc

Posted by: illiniwek at July 15, 2019 07:03 PM (Cus5s)

362 353 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Carly Fiorina
------

You? What about me?
Posted by: Geraldine Ferraro at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (KoKdw)


Hell, at this point I'm starting to miss Bella Abzug.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:03 PM (WDxUi)

363 346 Apparently Romney went back to cucking so all is well with the Universe again.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (GbPPJ

I could almost muster up disappointment if it weren't so predictable.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:03 PM (mX8Vr)

364 Nice to be lectured on what it means to be American.

Posted by: MAGA at July 15, 2019 07:03 PM (I5LRE)

365 If you call your own hate "love", does that magically make it love? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 07:03 PM (uEbPt)

366 What is funny is Bernie Sanders is looking like the sanest democrat in the field. Funny what 3 years can do.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 07:04 PM (pw+jk)

367 310 Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway???

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (bCLt0)

A crapton of Somali refugees and dirty Skandis.
Posted by: dagny at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM (nRWPy)

--Liberal Lutheran leftard do-gooders.

Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2019 07:04 PM (S7WbR)

368 [i{312 300 Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway???
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (bCLt0)

=====

This should come as no surprise given what is happening in the mother country, but Minnesota is full of Swedes.
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM

Cream of Lutefisk soup: Correlation or Cause? Tonight at eleven!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2019 07:04 PM (lS5pB)

369 The new face of the Democrat party, that group of four.

We could not ask for more,

Let's add the soccer whore, with her swagger and neon hair.

Trump 2020!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 15, 2019 07:04 PM (FcA5n)

370 > lol. they're monologing

You misspelled mongoloiding.


Posted by: Balwin XXXVII at July 15, 2019 07:04 PM (GDooN)

371 Many Muslims in Minneapolis said they wanted to go back to Somalia.

Hallelujah! Quick, let's set up a GoFundMe to send them back, pronto.

One way tickets, natch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:04 PM (WDxUi)

372 What would Rapinoe's first act as sec of state be? Stomping on the American flag?

This crap is what democrats have become. They now openly espouse socialism and openly hate America. F**k Inslee and all the rest of them.

Maybe the strategy is for all the rest of them to look so nuts that Biden has a chance to win, because he'll look better by comparison. I know it isn't true, but how else to explain the lunacy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 15, 2019 07:04 PM (+lVUW)

373
It's amazing...

The obvious play here was to trashtalk a little bit on Twitter, call Trump a racist, let the media amplify that message for a news cycle or two, then move on. Maybe use the incident later for some fundraising or a campaign ad.

But noooooooo... They had to do... this.

They just can't help themselves.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM


*****

It's awesome!!! Haven't had such an enjoyable Monday in a long time.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:04 PM (axyOa)

374 I don't have my glasses on. Which one of these four is pestilence?

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 07:05 PM (uEbPt)

375 I begin to wonder if it would not be easier to bribe/intimidate various countries, such as Somalia, in the fashion we have with Mexico.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:05 PM (mX8Vr)

376 uproaarrrh ahh ...thru all of thhez communiteees every single person whos brown and blaAAAckk at some point this cuntreeee... herd thaAAht

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

377 Secretary Of State? The stupid, it burns.

Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2019 07:06 PM (UUkQp)

378 374 I don't have my glasses on. Which one of these four is pestilence?
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 07:05 PM (uEbPt)
I think the one with the face like a crumpled washcloth....

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 07:06 PM (bCLt0)

379 I tried to contact my schadenboner and he says that Pluto is STILL a planet from up close.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 15, 2019 07:06 PM (pw+jk)

380 They just can't help themselves.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (3NbUO)


They're tired of telling the lie. This is who they are. And they're sick of hiding it.

All the masks are dropping. About damn time.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 07:06 PM (qQcQl)

381 > Jello with carrots in it. The first sign that there was something seriously wrong with them.
Wait until you see the Jello with chili in it.

Posted by: Balwin XXXVII at July 15, 2019 07:02 PM (GDooN)


Oh hey speaking of, it's BC's birthday today!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 15, 2019 07:06 PM (GbPPJ)

382 Hell, at this point I'm starting to miss Bella Abzug.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
------------

Ann Richards

Posted by: Geraldine Ferraro at July 15, 2019 07:06 PM (KoKdw)

383 "Retake Alexandria and Antioch!
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (mX8Vr)"

- - - - - - - -

And then what? Alexander also had the means to conquer but not to keep. Oh I know, give them to the Chinese and watch Islam disappear.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:07 PM (nyFJf)

384 Minnesota elected Al Franken and Jesse Ventura. Must be something in the water.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 15, 2019 07:07 PM (gC2IV)

385 "One bunch of women beat another bunch of women! This is SO inspirational for women everywhere!"

----

the yankees beating a little league team is SO inspiring. The USA women's team is basically the only team competing. Other nations aren't grrl-power train wrecks. They don't care.

If a bunch of 4'11" philipinos beat the US team, that would be inspiring.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 15, 2019 07:07 PM (JziUy)

386 382 Hell, at this point I'm starting to miss Bella Abzug.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
------------

Ann Richards
Posted by: Geraldine Ferraro at July 15, 2019 07:06 PM (KoKdw)
=====

Shirley Chisholm ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (3JbJY)

387 Omar for SecDef and DonkeyChompers for SecTreas!

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (Y274z)

388 She has the diaper on the wrong end.

Posted by: Anchovy at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (srWwQ)

389 The funniest thing about the whole FC Dallas U-15 (under 15 y/o) Boys 5, USWNT 2 score from 2017 is that the "Ladies" are so focused in their raging lesbianism that they can hardly take a breath without mentioning carpet munching, thinking about carpet munching, or, actually carpet munching.

On the other side of the ball that day were a bunch of 14 year old and 13 y/o boys the majority of whom were undoubtedly virgins who spent the night before the match furiously masterbating to whomever the hottie of the day was in 2017.

Day of the match, the "Ladies" were focused on pussy, while the Virgins focused on winning at soccer.

Quothe Axel Foley (1982): "Lack of pussy makes you brave."

Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (NoKAc)

390 383 "Retake Alexandria and Antioch!
Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 06:55 PM (mX8Vr)"

- - - - - - - -

And then what? Alexander also had the means to conquer but not to keep. Oh I know, give them to the Chinese and watch Islam disappear.
Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:07 PM (nyFJf)

We could have the Poles occupy it.

Posted by: Someguy at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (mX8Vr)

391 You want to know a sport that serves as the sub-foundation of the sports industry totem pole? Men's soccer.

I was told it was the up-n-coming sport of my day decades ago when I played. You know who agreed with that? That tiny niche of athletes who play the game in America. No else gave a crap.

Today, even more people don't give a crap about soccer in America. It's mostly a poor nation's sport because it's cheap to play.

Now, consider women playing soccer. People who follow sports would rather take out the garbage than watch a full soccer match. It stinks less.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (6eEQ+)

392 "She's (Ilhan Omar) been here how many years-and she still can't speak English properly?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2019 06:57 PM (+0VWg)"

- - - - - - -

It makes her sound so intellekshual.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (nyFJf)

393 Sit down, girl. I'm next in line for SoS! I've got experience!

Posted by: James Taylor at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (jY3BZ)

394 - "Said this the other day, but..... what is Minnesota's major malfunction, anyway??"


The funny thing about, there was genuine concern not that long ago about the the Finnish Communist influence in Minnesota. Now it comes from importing Somalians.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (4thlk)

395 yea, "

hmar" or whatever bullshit name she claims is a terrorist. 5.56.

So shall it be said....

So shall it be done.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (3H9h1)

396 yea, "





hmar" or whatever bullshit name she claims is a terrorist. 5.56.

So shall it be said....

So shall it be done.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (3H9h1)

397 yea, "








hmar" or whatever bullshit name she claims is a terrorist. 5.56.

So shall it be said....

So shall it be done.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (3H9h1)

398 Marianne is the only sane one in this confederacy of traitors.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM (2igSw)

399 382 Hell, at this point I'm starting to miss Bella Abzug.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Helen Thomas

Posted by: Jen the original at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM (FMlhO)

400 Washington Gov. Jay Inslee (D) said Saturday that if he is elected president, he will ask soccer player Megan Rapinoe to be his secretary of state.

Day One:
President Inslee: Hey Secretary Rapinoe, get me a coffee, two sugars and no cream.

Secretary Rapinoe: What? You didn't say it was that kind of secretary!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM (axyOa)

401 Mongoloids they were four mongoloids
Angrier than you and me
Mongoloids they were four mongoloids
And it determined what they could see

And one had donkey teeth
And one, a hijab
And they don't eat no bacon
So that they don't get stoned

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM (O8WFE)

402 This Rapinoe chick gets on the nerves, doesn't she? I had never heard of her, and then there was a steady drumbeat of:

"I'm woke! I won't go to the f*(^%( Trump White House!"
"Oh wow, people noticed I'm woke! Time to double down! WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE"

Repeat like 20 times, to the point where I'd be pissed off if I were a Communist and a teammate. Yeah, great idea, Inslee.

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM (ed8K1)

403 As a lifelong resident of Washington State, I hereby apologize to all Americans for Jay Inslee.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

----

No need to do that my Brother!

(If you don't hold me responsible for Gov. Katshit and Sen. Sherod Brown - spit)

Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM (Y4EXg)

404
bunch of women beat another bunch of women! This is SO inspirational for women everywhere!"

Rashida Tlaib ran unopposed.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM (TAmPV)

405 Notice how they don't refer to her as a white hispanic?

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM (Y274z)

406 The Omar argument is that it's racist/bigoted to ask Muslims to condemn Muslim terrorists because how on Earth could anyone other than a bigot think it possible any Muslim could support Muslim terrorists.

I think was GWB or maybe CAIR that taught us that as soon as a Muslim engages in an act of terrorism that Muslim becomes a non-Muslim ... even if some other still Muslims cheer the act of terrorism.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 15, 2019 07:10 PM (hdzef)

407 Who came up with, "The Squad?"
Posted by: davidt at July 15, 2019 06:30 PM (jY3BZ)


They did. For me? The BOMB Squad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 15, 2019 06:31 PM (zBaqJ)

I liked the Mod Squad. "One white, one black, one blond."

This squad would be more "One white, one black, ALL CRAZY!!"

Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2019 07:10 PM (wMHPW)

408 ''Shirley Chisholm ...''

Yup..all those old timey 'crat women. The good old days.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 07:10 PM (jm1YL)

409 374 I don't have my glasses on. Which one of these four is pestilence?

Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 07:05 PM (uEbPt)
.......


the one whose farts smell most like death.
Could be a toss-up.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 07:10 PM (v0R5T)

410 Helen Thomas
Posted by: Jen the original at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM (FMlhO)

Lady MacBeth. Wait, what are we doing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2019 07:11 PM (n5NRb)

411 348 How many times did Trump have to denounce David Duke again?
Posted by: ... at July 15, 2019 07:00 PM (uEbPt)

I've said several times I was horrified-to-ambivalent about Trump at the time he clinched the nomination (I am now a full throated supporter of the Golden Scalpweasel), but I have to give him this: how he handled the David Duke bs was one of the things that started to win me over. Some reporter buttonhooked him and started giving him the usual grilling Republicans get about Duke: "Mr. Trump, do you denounce him?"

And our soon-to-be God Emperor gave him that smirk and just sneered, "Yeah, fine, I denounce him. Does that make you happy?"

Big, clanking, brass balls on that man. God bless him.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at July 15, 2019 07:11 PM (pPQeR)

412 "Washington Gov. Jay Inslee (D) said Saturday that if he is elected president, he will ask soccer player Megan Rapinoe to be his secretary of state".

I'm real excited about my slate of Cabinet picks. Alyssa Milano will be my Secretary of Vagina. Rob Reiner will be my Secretary of All-You-Can-Eat Buffets, Robert De Niro will be my Secretary of Fuck Trump, and Jeffrey Epstein will be my Secretary of Procurement.--Jay "I Make De Blasio Look Good" Inslee.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2019 07:11 PM (m79Dg)

413 She has the diaper on the wrong end.

Posted by: Anchovy at July 15, 2019 07:08 PM (srWwQ)
.......

Well, she does have shit for brains.

Posted by: wth at July 15, 2019 07:12 PM (v0R5T)

414 Helen Thomas
Posted by: Jen
------

This thing has taken a nasty downward spiral...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 15, 2019 07:12 PM (YvUf/)

415 Notice how they don't refer to her as a white hispanic?

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 07:09 PM

***

Yeah! What da fuq??
-George Zimmerman

Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2019 07:12 PM (axyOa)

416 They're tired of telling the lie. This is who they are. And they're sick of hiding it.



All the masks are dropping. About damn time.

--

It's just the arrogance that blows me away. These people, the younger ones like the 4 Madwomen of the Apocalypse, really think the world revolves around Twatter, and that what is reflected on it is the real world. Plus, they have been cuddled and coddled, worshiped and lionized and believe it all. They really think now is the time for their shiny Communism for America, and that Americans are clamoring for it. They see it all over Twatter, so it must be true.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019 07:12 PM (JoUsr)

417 Mittens just dropped his standard condemnation for President Trump for failing to "unite" instead of divide on FaceBook. Such a shitweasel.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (BRpqW)

418 Good explanation, Lizzie. btw, I was referring to Pressley's comments in the sidebar.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (Ndje9)

419 ''Helen Thomas ''

Let's not go that far.

Posted by: Tuna at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (jm1YL)

420 And our soon-to-be God Emperor gave him that smirk and just sneered, "Yeah, fine, I denounce him. Does that make you happy?"

For me it was "Illegal aliens. That's the term people use. I'm going to use the term illegal aliens."

And if that wasn't enough, he iced that cake by throwing Whore-Hay Ramos out on his ear.

I sported wood for a whole lot more than 4 hours.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (O8WFE)

421 Nood. Bad, bad UK ambassador nood.

Posted by: Vanceone at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (KbgjX)

422 I have noticed that whenever Ilhan Omar is interviewed in the congress corridors she has her hands in pockets or holds a cup of coffee. Beside her is a young white and harried looking woman carrying an armload of folders.

Her Majesty doesn't carry anything, she has slaves for that.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (nyFJf)

423 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (lS5pB)

424 If you want to see some racism wailt until Tubman's start circulating. It's going to be epic.

Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2019 07:13 PM (Y274z)

425 So Rosie O'Donnell, Megan Rapinoe, and Ellen DeGeneres walk into a bar......

Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (bCLt0)

426 I am pretty sure that America is hankering to have a bitter foul-mouthed lez as the face of the country.

She only has one final test to make sure.

Can she pull off the Kirby vacuum cleaner print pant suit ensemble?

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (RTWw4)

427 > Rashida Tlaib ran unopposed.
Yeah, well, Ratsheeta, I don't think that's going to happen again.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (GDooN)

428 >>But noooooooo... They had to do... this.



I bet Trump knew they could not miss their chance at the spotlight. He gave them the opportunity to come out from behind Pelosi and take a shot at him with all of the world watching. They were not ready for primetime.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (bDqIh)

429 Just the tip!
Lol.
Jk.
Knock my tonsils out, Carlos!

Posted by: david french at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (ym5eo)

430 4 A white head wrap does not go with a black outfit and maroon jacket. Jeez, lady..
Posted by: IC


She looks like she was in a car accident and her head is bandaged.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (+lVUW)

431 411 Some reporter buttonhooked him and started giving him the usual grilling Republicans get about Duke: "Mr. Trump, do you denounce him?"

And our soon-to-be God Emperor gave him that smirk and just sneered, "Yeah, fine, I denounce him. Does that make you happy?"

Big, clanking, brass balls on that man. God bless him.
Posted by: Geoff Flakey at July 15, 2019 07:11 PM (pPQeR)


I remember that one, and it wasn't just the brass balls that got me, it was the skill. "Does that make you happy" made it personal. He was pointing out that this was not a news agenda, it was the agenda of you, the guy I'm talking to right now. It was like a microcosm of his approach to the press, which is basically "I'd love it if you guys would do your jobs right, but when you don't, I'm going to make damn clear what you're up to."

Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (ed8K1)

432 They see it all over Twatter, so it must be true.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at July 15, 2019 07:12 PM (JoUsr)


Echo chamber. No different that the DC Cucks. AOC probably wonders what all the fuss is about ... she's not saying anything different that she did on campus or behind the bar.

And it's not exclusive to her age group.

Posted by: YGTBFKM at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (qQcQl)

433 "Megan is the lady kick baller who looks like Tilda Swinton's ugly younger sister, right?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 15, 2019 06:59 PM (IqFsf)"

Thank you. I kept thinking I've seen this face before but couldn't quite place it.

Posted by: Decaf at July 15, 2019 07:15 PM (nyFJf)

434 You asked for this. Eleanor Roosevelt:

http://tinyurl.com/y3hx74ag

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at July 15, 2019 07:16 PM (4bd7D)

435 Sean Davis dunking on Pastor French:

Imagine being a "conservative" who spent all day sanctimoniously defending Ilhan Omar's virtue and courage and contributions to American democracy, only to have her hold a press conference where she refused to denounce Al Qaeda and Islamic terrorism.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 15, 2019 07:16 PM (x2PE6)

436 425
So Rosie O'Donnell, Megan Rapinoe, and Ellen DeGeneres walk into a bar......

Posted by: kraken

Are knocked unconscious, and sodomized by a herd of near sighted buffalo.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 15, 2019 07:18 PM (J3GN6)

437 406
I think was GWB or maybe CAIR that taught us that as soon as a Muslim engages in an act of terrorism that Muslim becomes a non-Muslim ... even if some other still Muslims cheer the act of terrorism.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 15, 2019 07:10 PM (hdzef)


So blowing shit up and committing mass murder is just their way of renouncing Islam and becoming apostates? You'd think there would be an easier way.

Posted by: rickl at July 15, 2019 07:19 PM (sdi6R)

438 It would be funny if that Rapinoe-guy pulled a Tank Abrams on Inslee:

"How 'bout I pick *you* for *my* Secretary of State, buster!"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 15, 2019 07:20 PM (Ndje9)

439 This display is what you get when you allow 18 year olds to vote in Federal elections.

And yes, I was an 18 year old voter at one time, without 24 hour news, twitter, facebook and the internet. And I can honestly say I was better informed regarding candidates than the 18 year olds of today. Today's 18 year old has likely NEVER had a job, can barely drive, can hardly handle any kind of responsibility outside of keeping their cell phone in the back pocket, have been raised on a television reality show world with parents who want to be their friend, not their parent. Yes, the exceptions are there, but even the military boot camp officers are finding 18 year olds to be babies compared to 20 years ago.

People wonder how American hating idiots like those showcased in this press conference get elected, the answer is the under 25 voter.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (FMlhO)

440 People wonder how American hating idiots like those
showcased in this press conference get elected, the answer is the under
25 voter.



Posted by: Jen the original at July 15, 2019 07:21 PM (FMlhO)


And the hardcore leftists like the one who tried to firebomb the ICE facility and was aerated.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2019 07:27 PM (ptqGC)

441 425 So Rosie O'Donnell, Megan Rapinoe, and Ellen DeGeneres walk into a bar......
Posted by: kraken at July 15, 2019 07:14 PM (bCLt0)

And it actually improves their faces.

Posted by: annem at July 15, 2019 07:28 PM (Fm81C)

442 She also said that "Muslims will no longer" denounce terrorism

So all those devout Muslims are obeying a chick now?

Like they ever denounced terrorism before

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 15, 2019 07:39 PM (39g3+)

443 .

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 15, 2019 07:48 PM (WDxUi)

444 Does Milo know that Leslie Jones got elected to Congress?

Posted by: OCBill at July 15, 2019 07:54 PM (df+Zi)

445 She now speaks for all muslims? That's going to chafe an imam or two.

Posted by: Jerry Mandring at July 15, 2019 08:16 PM (+/QPx)

446 Will PDT appoint Curt Schilling as Secretary of Defense?

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 15, 2019 08:21 PM (7FSN6)

447 As a sign of solidarity with Ms. Rapinoe, Inslee will bleach his pubes and dye them pink or purple or whatever color his Secretary of State favors that day. As far as I can tell the favorite color of Sec State Hildebeest was "green" as in "long green Benjamins".

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 15, 2019 09:31 PM (WRSbt)

448 These towels that they wrap around their heads cut off the flow of blood to the brain sometimes, you know, if they're too tight.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 16, 2019 05:51 AM (2Ia/C)

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