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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Girl Reading
Georgios Jakobides
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2019 09:41 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 09:41 AM (dkvcO)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 09:41 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 09:41 AM (dkvcO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 09:41 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2019 09:41 AM (XrCyE)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 09:41 AM (ql3m8)
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 09:41 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2019 09:41 AM (XrCyE)
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"Teddy Roosevelt said what?!?! He's not a real Christian!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 09:42 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 09:42 AM (ql3m8)
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2019 09:42 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 09:41 AM (JFO2v)
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I think that IS young Hillary.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 09:42 AM (8XRCm)
I wonder how old the girl is if she needs reading glasses. Also, she looks like a Hobbit.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 19, 2019 09:43 AM (uquGJ)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 09:43 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 09:43 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 09:43 AM (p997d)
Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at July 19, 2019 09:43 AM (k1K1K)
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2019 09:44 AM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 19, 2019 09:44 AM (aW5/6)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 09:43 AM (90T4r)
Foreign journal, or something to that effect.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 09:44 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 09:44 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 09:44 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 09:44 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 09:44 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 09:45 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 09:45 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 09:44 AM (JFO2v)
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Because he portrayed himself as a moderate and had incumbency.
Voters can be dumb.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 09:45 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 19, 2019 09:45 AM (YjP3H)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 09:45 AM (nr7NV)
Posted by: Beartooth at July 19, 2019 09:45 AM (k1K1K)
Posted by: Girl reading at July 19, 2019 09:45 AM (oS0xz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 09:45 AM (V2Yro)
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-seconds later-
*grabs coat from rack*
"I need to get an abortion to lower the crime rate!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 09:46 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2019 09:42 AM (aXucN)
All of Facebook and Twitter is built on that one basic principle.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 09:46 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 19, 2019 09:46 AM (jp0Bv)
Bander speaks German (and nobody who speaks German can be a bad man), so maybe he can translate.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 09:46 AM (BmxiN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 09:46 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 19, 2019 09:45 AM (YjP3H)
"Liebchen, it's buy one get one on schnitzengruben this week!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 09:47 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 09:47 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 09:47 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2019 09:47 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 09:47 AM (m79Dg)
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I've been wanting to rewatch that...
But I've purchased too many movies recently!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 09:48 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2019 09:42 AM
I'll let it slide, bluebell. 'Cause it's you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 09:48 AM (ejd/p)
"Fremdenblatt" translates loosely to "Weekly World News."
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 09:44 AM (NWiLs)
How do you say "Bat Boy" in Teutonic?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2019 09:48 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2019 09:48 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 19, 2019 09:48 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Girl reading at July 19, 2019 09:48 AM (oS0xz)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 09:47 AM (JFO2v)
Let the avalanche of puns commence in 3... 2... 1...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 09:48 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 19, 2019 09:48 AM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 19, 2019 09:45 AM (YjP3H)
"Liebchen, it's buy one get one on schnitzengruben this week!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 09:47 AM (Ct55T)
With a Limit of 14
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 09:49 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 09:47 AM (Ct55T)
Is there a limit?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 19, 2019 09:49 AM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2019 09:49 AM (dNzKv)
Faceapp, another data collection trap for free.
Millions are giving (someone) a snapshot of their face and it's being analyzed (with your permission) - data points all over your face are being collected.
CCTV can find you now!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 09:49 AM (vEIlU)
Dirty little one-percenter. The little slattern should be beating carpets or polishing the chandelier danglies, not wasting time. Shows what happens when you teach women to read.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 09:50 AM (nr7NV)
Faceapp, another data collection trap for free.
Millions are giving (someone) a snapshot of their face and it's being analyzed (with your permission) - data points all over your face are being collected.
CCTV can find you now!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 09:49 AM (vEIlU)
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The only social media that gets regular information from me is Twitter, and that's just links to my reviews.
I've never quite gotten the appeal of social media, but I also think freemium games are stupid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 09:50 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 09:51 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: kraken at July 19, 2019 09:51 AM (90T4r)
Fremdenblatt
*****
Overseeing Overseas - a limerick
The precocious Ilsa von Werner
Reads the papers, she's such a quick learner
But her Mutter und Vater
Were concerned for their Tochter
"Why's she reading 'bout all them damn furriners?"I
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 09:51 AM (mvenn)
Faceapp, another data collection trap for free.
Millions are giving (someone) a snapshot of their face and it's being analyzed (with your permission) - data points all over your face are being collected.
CCTV can find you now!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 09:49 AM (vEIlU)
Been in security many years. Was reading about a camera (<$20) when attached to cloud AI was beating $100k solutions in most real world test.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 09:52 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: dantesed at July 19, 2019 09:52 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 09:52 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 09:52 AM (ql3m8)
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles
.............
Best comics section in all of Europe!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2019 09:53 AM (438dO)
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Jeez! Can't they even think up new lies?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 09:53 AM (+y/Ru)
You know who ELSE spoke German??
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 09:53 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Girl reading at July 19, 2019 09:53 AM (oS0xz)
Does soccer have box scores?
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 09:53 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 09:54 AM (gC2IV)
You know who ELSE spoke German??
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 09:53 AM (8XRCm)
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Marx.
Reminds me: I recently watched The Stranger (Orson Welles' third film and only financial success).
It's about a Nazi scientist hiding in Connecticut after the war. He gives himself away by saying Marx wasn't German, he was a Jew.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 09:54 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Beartooth at July 19, 2019 09:54 AM (k1K1K)
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Jeez! Can't they even think up new lies?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Even the ones who aren't actually white???? Dumb asses!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2019 09:54 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Girl reading at July 19, 2019 09:54 AM (oS0xz)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 09:53 AM (8XRCm)
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Marx.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Groucho?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 09:55 AM (ql3m8)
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Jeez! Can't they even think up new lies?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Even the ones who aren't actually white???? Dumb asses!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2019 09:54 AM (UUBmN)
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Did you see AOC's comment that you don't have to be a woman to be part of the patriarchy?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 09:55 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 19, 2019 09:55 AM (xZjSg)
CNN: Trump Supporters 'Fall In the Category of White Supremacy'
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You schtick is old, worn out and innefective. You know us deplorables wear your invectives like a badge of honor, right??
**jerkoff motion**
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 09:55 AM (8XRCm)
Best comics section in all of Europe!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
"The Adventures of Reinhard and Heinrich"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 09:55 AM (nr7NV)
You know who ELSE spoke German??
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 09:53 AM (8XRCm)
I thought his mother tongue was Austrian.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 19, 2019 09:55 AM (MwFQu)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 09:53 AM (8XRCm)
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Marx.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Groucho?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 09:55 AM (ql3m
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I was gonna say, "Is there any other?"
But of course there are: Harpo and Chico.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 09:56 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 09:49 AM (vEIlU)
we are watching Person of Interest - funny how all that is here now
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 09:56 AM (dm05u)
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I prefer to spell it Hampburger.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 09:56 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at July 19, 2019 09:57 AM (o7l6R)
What.... Gummo and Zeppo dont warrant a mention ???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 09:57 AM (8XRCm)
What.... Gummo and Zeppo dont warrant a mention ???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 09:57 AM (8XRCm)
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No, they don't.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 09:57 AM (VyAV0)
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I prefer to spell it Hampburger.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 09:56 AM (mvenn)
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In French it's spelled Royale.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 09:58 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles
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Best comics section in all of Europe!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2019 09:53 AM (438dO)
2 pages of Katzenjammer Kids does not a Sunday paper make.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 09:58 AM (JFO2v)
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I bet somebody had his thumb on the scale.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 09:58 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Sect of State Megan Ripahoe at July 19, 2019 09:58 AM (vI+F1)
That's an interesting work. Looks like one of those little "slice of everyday life" ones. Like the brown colors. Not bad, would hang in the library of Casa Backwardio if it had one. An "official" one, that is.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 09:58 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 09:58 AM (+b3XK)
Does soccer have box scores?
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 09:53 AM (ykq7q)
0
0
Great match!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 09:58 AM (JFO2v)
Reminds me: I recently watched The Stranger (Orson Welles' third film and only financial success).
It's about a Nazi scientist hiding in Connecticut after the war. He gives himself away by saying Marx wasn't German, he was a Jew.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 09:54 AM (VyAV0)
I always thought that was quite a good one - especially the way he gets killed by his beloved Clock Tower at the end! (and that is a classic Orson Welles scene)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 09:58 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Betäubungsmittelverschreibungsverordnung
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 19, 2019 09:59 AM (88+cf)
Biden's brain is gone.
https://tinyurl.com/y6rprn67
go to about the 1min mark
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 09:59 AM (vEIlU)
On the other hand, if Mary Jo had done her own driving, she'd be alive today.
Posted by: Dusky Bull at July 19, 2019 09:59 AM (4uXqI)
Posted by: Girl reading at July 19, 2019 10:00 AM (oS0xz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 09:46 AM (V2Yro)
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LOL -too true! Perhaps I should finally join and let the rest of the world see my brilliance observations.
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2019 10:00 AM (aXucN)
CCTV can find you now!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 09:49 AM (vEIlU)
They're arresting people in the UK that flip off the facial recognition cameras.
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 10:00 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 10:00 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Dusky Bull at July 19, 2019 09:59 AM (4uXqI)
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If Mary Joe didnt have SHOES, she would have been at home and not carousing around now wouldnt she...
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 10:00 AM (8XRCm)
You know who ELSE spoke German??
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 09:53 AM (8XRCm)
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Marx.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Groucho?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 09:55 AM (ql3m
Zeppo
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2019 10:00 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2019 10:00 AM (aXucN)
Reminds me: I recently watched The Stranger (Orson Welles' third film and only financial success).
It's about a Nazi scientist hiding in Connecticut after the war. He gives himself away by saying Marx wasn't German, he was a Jew.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 09:54 AM (VyAV0)
I always thought that was quite a good one - especially the way he gets killed by his beloved Clock Tower at the end! (and that is a classic Orson Welles scene)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 09:58 AM (V2Yro)
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It's underappreciated and little known.
It showed that Welles had the ability to work within the studio system, but he actually had no interest in it. He wanted to go to Europe and scrap together Shakespeare adaptations for years at a time instead.
The Stranger is in the public domain, so you can actually check it out on Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zU7MoRuGDw
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 10:00 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 10:01 AM (ClOmq)
Biden's brain is gone.
https://tinyurl.com/y6rprn67
go to about the 1min mark
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 09:59 AM (vEIlU)
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But he's totally going to power through this campaign and end up the nominee.
Sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 10:01 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Caliban at July 19, 2019 10:01 AM (QE8X6)
Biden's brain is gone.
https://tinyurl.com/y6rprn67
go to about the 1min mark
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 09:59 AM (vEIlU)
WTF
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 10:01 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 10:01 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Dusky Bull at July 19, 2019 09:59 AM (4uXqI)
Haven't see one of those in....decades.
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 10:02 AM (ykq7q)
Does soccer have box scores?
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 09:53 AM (ykq7q)
No because the dive box is always in triple digits.
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Zeppo
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2019 10:00 AM (veoSD)
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SOMEBODY doesnt read the comments....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 10:02 AM (8XRCm)
What.... Gummo and Zeppo dont warrant a mention ???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 09:57 AM (8XRCm)
Dammit. Curse you for beating me to it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2019 10:02 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Sponge
I knew I kept my big nose/fake glasses get up for a reason!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 10:02 AM (ql3m8)
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 19, 2019 10:02 AM (YjP3H)
**jerkoff motion**
Looks as though America's Favorite Domestic Terrorist, Little Billy Ayers, is going to get the race war he's wanted for decades. And Progda is more than willing to help him do that by spreading lies and false accusations against us normals 24/7.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:02 AM (HaL55)
Obama might have completely screwed over Democrats for a generation in a way that we hadn't quite realized before.
"If you like your plan, you can keep your plan."
Will moderate voters believe that coming from a Democrat again? And here we have both Biden and Kamala saying that almost word for word.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 10:03 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 19, 2019 10:03 AM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 19, 2019 10:03 AM (wtvvX)
Biden's brain is gone.
https://tinyurl.com/y6rprn67
go to about the 1min mark
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 09:59 AM (vEIlU)
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He's auditioning for the Spies Like Us sequel.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 10:03 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 10:03 AM (+b3XK)
Posted by: dantesed at July 19, 2019 10:03 AM (88xKn)
Katzenjammer kids commercial
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 19, 2019 10:03 AM (z2W2E)
SOMEBODY doesnt read the comments....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 10:02 AM (8XRCm)
Errr, you really aren't accusing me of only reading the content, are you?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2019 10:03 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 19, 2019 10:04 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 19, 2019 10:04 AM (flINI)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. There's been some weird art this week. Her hands look small.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:04 AM (axyOa)
Her thought bubble: "Again with the Fake Nooz"
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 10:04 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 10:04 AM (cspJy)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 10:04 AM (+b3XK)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 10:04 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2019 10:03 AM (veoSD)
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Content? We have content??? When did THAT silliness start...?
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 10:05 AM (8XRCm)
Reminds me: I recently watched The Stranger (Orson Welles' third film and only financial success).
It's about a Nazi scientist hiding in Connecticut after the war. He
gives himself away by saying Marx wasn't German, he was a Jew.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 09:54 AM (VyAV0)
I always thought that was quite a good one - especially the way he
gets killed by his beloved Clock Tower at the end! (and that is a
classic Orson Welles scene)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019
*
*
. . .
Plus we get the always-reliable and astonishing Edward G. Robinson. EGR never won an Oscar, was never nominated for one (?), but his range, from "Little Caesar" gangster, to milquetoast husband, to expert insurance investigator, to kind art professor, to Nazi hunter, to Egyptian architect in The Ten Commandments -- his range was astonishing, and he was always convincing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 10:05 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:02 AM (HaL55)
Better hit the tanning bed.
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 10:05 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 10:04 AM (mvenn)
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goddammit ... coffee everywhere...
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 10:05 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 10:05 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 10:05 AM (JlT9X)
Just look at the detail on the lighting on her knuckles! And that rattan!
Difference between Impressionism and Photorealism: whether you can read the fine print in the paper.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for cat pic at July 19, 2019 10:05 AM (LO5Qy)
She sorta reminds me of Soph, the 40-year-old midget masquerading as a kid on YooToob. What an acid wit she has.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:05 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Quint at July 19, 2019 10:05 AM (n13/j)
https://dailym.ai/2XSJCbe
I don't know. It doesn't look all that bad to me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 10:06 AM (+y/Ru)
There's a lot that I don't know about art, but getting Munich on your Greece doesn't sound good.
Still, I like the painting.
Of course the Munich influence became somewhat overbearing in '41.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 10:06 AM (CDGwz)
https://dailym.ai/2XSJCbe
I don't know. It doesn't look all that bad to me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 10:06 AM (+y/Ru)
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Yesterday was a big day for movie trailers. Comic Con, I guess.
I kind of avoided that one.
Cats.
Ugh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 10:06 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:02 AM (HaL55)
Helter Skelter
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 10:06 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 10:07 AM (cspJy)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 10:04 AM
*slow clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 10:07 AM (ejd/p)
Jack Murphy @RealJack
17h
BREAKING: US Court of Appeals preparing to release 2,000 pages of documents revealing sex crimes committed by prominent American politicians, business executives, & foreign leaders
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 10:07 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 10:07 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 10:07 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 10:07 AM (+b3XK)
Goes looking for coffee.
Well yeah, compared to your hand. How's that going, BTW? See a doc yet?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:07 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 10:00 AM (CDGwz)
Yeah, I'd need to find out her age before making an obligatory/inappropriate comment.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 10:07 AM (xjiRE)
How's your hand?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 10:05 AM (JlT9X)
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If he took the horde's advice, it's in a jar on a shelf.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 10:08 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 10:06 AM
Getting Greece on your Munich is worse. Those things have to be dry cleaned.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 10:08 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Dinkum Thinkum at July 19, 2019 10:08 AM (RxwL0)
Posted by: Kris at July 19, 2019 10:09 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 10:04 AM (mvenn)
Always with the incendiary comments....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 19, 2019 10:09 AM (wtvvX)
https://dailym.ai/2XSJCbe
I don't know. It doesn't look all that bad to me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 10:06 AM (+y/Ru)
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Yesterday was a big day for movie trailers. Comic Con, I guess.
I kind of avoided that one.
Cats.
Ugh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019
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Taylor Swift in a cat costume? Rrrowr.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 10:09 AM (ClOmq)
Yeah, yeah, deplorable. Thanks for catching up. (hic)
Posted by: Hillzabub at July 19, 2019 10:09 AM (e1q4h)
Posted by: dantesed at July 19, 2019 10:09 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at July 19, 2019 10:09 AM (flINI)
How's your hand?
Posted by: Nurse ratched
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If he took the horde's advice, it's in a jar on a shelf.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 10:09 AM (ql3m8)
OK, how about we throw in The Captain and the Kids and Max und Moritz?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 10:09 AM (BmxiN)
I just think about the folks - just the ones whose videos I've blogged - Diamond & Silk, Amazing Lucas, Brandon Tatum, those two Harris guys, whatzername Candace - who all have suspicious quantities of melanin under their white pointy hoods.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for cat pic at July 19, 2019 10:10 AM (LO5Qy)
Thank you for your insight. I'm sorry the Horde got sidetracked yesterday after your pit so much effort into your comments. Please know, you are appreciated.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 10:10 AM (JlT9X)
Yeah, I'd need to find out her age before making an obligatory/inappropriate comment.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 10:07 AM (xjiRE)
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She's around 142 years old as far as I can figure....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 10:10 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 10:10 AM (+b3XK)
I guess there were not teachers' unions in those days. It's almost inconceivable today.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 19, 2019 10:10 AM (VaN/j)
17h
BREAKING: US Court of Appeals preparing to release 2,000 pages of documents revealing sex crimes committed by prominent American politicians, business executives, & foreign leaders
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 10:07 AM (BqBId)
It will be the purity level of Ivory Soap Democrat.
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for cat pic at July 19, 2019 10:10 AM
We told them to wash up after the weekly cross burning but they didn't listen.
Posted by: The Waco Kid at July 19, 2019 10:11 AM (ejd/p)
https://dailym.ai/2XSJCbe
I don't know. It doesn't look all that bad to me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 10:06 AM (+y/Ru)
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Yesterday was a big day for movie trailers. Comic Con, I guess.
I kind of avoided that one.
Cats.
Ugh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 10:06 AM (VyAV0)
omg. They crapped all over Les Mis, which was a much superior musical. The movie had its flaws but compared to that? It will probably be loved and lauded.
Posted by: Quint at July 19, 2019 10:12 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 10:04 AM (mvenn)
Always with the incendiary comments....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 19, 2019 10:09 AM (wtvvX)
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...always with the hurtful, flinty comments. Why are you so pro-pane.??
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 10:12 AM (8XRCm)
159>>>
Nope. It's just her face pasted on a CGI body.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019
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Good enough for me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 10:12 AM (ClOmq)
17h
BREAKING: US Court of Appeals preparing to release 2,000 pages of
documents revealing sex crimes committed by prominent American
politicians, business executives, foreign leaders
Only 2K pages? That must just be Volume 1.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:12 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 10:05 AM (JlT9X)
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Much better.
I have about 70% use and the swelling is going down.
Mucho Thanxs to the Horde for the enlightened medical advice.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:13 AM (axyOa)
She's around 142 years old as far as I can figure....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 10:10 AM (8XRCm)
I know the type. You see them in anime and manga all the time
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 10:13 AM (p997d)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 19, 2019 10:13 AM (MwFQu)
If he took the horde's advice, it's in a jar on a shelf.
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No one will ca-a-a-a-a-re.
All the lonely people, where do they all come from??.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 10:13 AM (8XRCm)
Ugh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 10:06 AM (VyAV0)
I couldn't agree more.
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Mucho Thanxs to the Horde for the enlightened medical advice.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:13 AM (axyOa)
didya see a doctor about it or just DIY'd it?
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 10:14 AM (dm05u)
I have about 70% use and the swelling is going down.
Mucho Thanxs to the Horde for the enlightened medical advice.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:13 AM (axyOa)
You followed that shit and still have a hand AND a heartbeat?
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
I have about 70% use and the swelling is going down.
Mucho Thanxs to the Horde for the enlightened medical advice.
See? Slapping hot iron to it works every time. You're welcome.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:15 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Reading Girl at July 19, 2019 10:15 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2019 10:15 AM (mpXpK)
Biden's brain is gone.
https://tinyurl.com/y6rprn67
go to about the 1min mark
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2019 09:59 AM (vEIlU)
WTF
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I like pie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 19, 2019 10:16 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 10:16 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: 40 miles north at July 19, 2019 10:16 AM (o2vOl)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 19, 2019 10:13 AM (MwFQu)
She looks like the girl in Airplane! that likes her coffee black, like her men.
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)
And she looks quite young and serious. It's a good painting capturing a mundane moment, which actually takes talent.
And good morning, my gray box friends. It's gonna be a scorcher this weekend so stay cool, and may the perversity of the universe give you a pass.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 10:16 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019
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I consulted with two different nurses. One you all know, the other my daughter.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:17 AM (axyOa)
I guess there were not teachers' unions in those days. It's almost inconceivable today.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 19, 2019 10:10 AM (VaN/j)
Now they teach the girls to read but leave the boys behind. Equality!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:18 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 10:18 AM (+b3XK)
Thank you for your insight. I'm sorry the Horde got sidetracked yesterday after your pit so much effort into your comments. Please know, you are appreciated.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 10:10 AM (JlT9X)
Thank you for the kind words. I enjoy writing them. CBD is a nice editor; he'll let me spell hamster anyway I want.
Posted by: Kris at July 19, 2019 10:18 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Kris
*******
In my book about my dad in WWII I snuck in a passage about him and his brothers kneeling in front of grandpa while he read the newspaper, looking at the backside of the paper. But I flipped it so that grandpa was reading the comics and the boys were devouring the front page news.
To Save Us All From Ruin
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 10:18 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Kris at July 19, 2019 10:09 AM (OyyDO)
Kris, I was thinking the same thing. She looks like a girl playing at being a grownup. It's cute.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 10:18 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:18 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:15
****
Now I can hold a beer properly so it's definitely better.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:19 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 10:18 AM (Ez6QX)
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And how!!!
Posted by: Jeff Epstein at July 19, 2019 10:19 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 10:19 AM (BmxiN)
Only 2K pages? That must just be Volume 1.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:12 AM (HaL55)
It's the Table of Contents.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 10:19 AM (V2Yro)
I have about 70% use and the swelling is going down.
Mucho Thanxs to the Horde for the enlightened medical advice.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:13 AM (axyOa)
You followed that shit and still have a hand AND a heartbeat?
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Here at the do-it-yourself Medical Warehouse, we dispense the finest, up-to-date, non-insurance covered, disclaimer laden medical information from the 19th century that you will find anywhere! Ya'll come back now, hear?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 10:20 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:20 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 10:21 AM (BmxiN)
You followed that shit and still have a hand AND a heartbeat?
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
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Leeches are expensive yo...
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 10:21 AM (8XRCm)
OK.... enough sucking up to Kris for one day.....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 10:21 AM (8XRCm)
Besides capturing the attitude and expression of the girl so well, his use of color for the skin tones and the light coming from the upper left is right on. The detail, both form and color, of the cane back of the chair really caught my eye. My grandparents had a chair like that and I immediately thought of it on seeing this painting.
Thanks to CBD. This painting and others Georgios Jakobides did are delightful. Nice way to end the week.
Posted by: JTB at July 19, 2019 10:21 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 10:21 AM (BmxiN)
Timely.
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 10:22 AM (ykq7q)
dispense the finest, up-to-date, non-insurance covered, disclaimer laden
medical information from the 19th century that you will find anywhere!
Ya'll come back now, hear?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019
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"Granny! Where's the chicken fat?"
(-- Jed Clampett)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 10:22 AM (ClOmq)
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Dafuq? Shouldn't they release this AFTER they make the arrests?
JKLOL, I kid, I kid. Arrests. Haha.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 10:22 AM (7JNlp)
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2019 10:22 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 19, 2019 10:22 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Billy Boy Billy Boy at July 19, 2019 10:22 AM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Alcohlic Asshole Shut In at July 19, 2019 10:23 AM (CPk08)
Jack Murphy @RealJack
17h
BREAKING: US Court of Appeals preparing to release 2,000 pages of documents revealing sex crimes committed by prominent American politicians, business executives, & foreign leaders
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 10:07 AM (BqBId)
I sure hope the flooding in the Midwest hasn't damaged the popcorn crop.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 10:23 AM (xjiRE)
I just think about the folks - just the ones whose videos I've blogged - Diamond & Silk, Amazing Lucas, Brandon Tatum, those two Harris guys, whatzername Candace - who all have suspicious quantities of melanin under their white pointy hoods.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for cat pic at July 19, 2019 10:10 AM (LO5Qy)
The real, significant thing about CNN's attack (and the left's of course) - is that they're not attacking Trump for "who he is" or even "what he does" - they are now openly attacking Trump because We support Him, and He supports Us. Of course, that's always been their only real complaint, and we always knew that, but like everything else, it's good to see all the cards on the table.
The only reason the Left hates Trump is because they hate Us.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 10:23 AM (V2Yro)
Seriously, add me to those who like the painting.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 19, 2019 10:23 AM (JgA4k)
it looks great on my mantle. Except that the mantle was cremated too.
Posted by: zombie Edward G. Robinson at July 19, 2019 10:23 AM (e1q4h)
Helloooooooo nurse!
Posted by: Insomniac
Insomniac = Calvin coming home from school.
Nurse ratched = Hobbes lying in wait behind the door...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:23 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 10:24 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: JTB at July 19, 2019 10:24 AM (bmdz3)
*******
"It's Going To Be Staggering": Epstein Associates Prepare For Worst As Massive Document Dump Imminent -- The Burning Platform
*******
From Vanity Fair No RW magazine or Friend of PDT
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 10:24 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:25 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:25 AM (NWiLs)
Braggart......
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)
I have about 70% use and the swelling is going down.
Mucho Thanxs to the Horde for the enlightened medical advice.
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Slapping hot iron is a miracle discovery.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 10:25 AM (2LelM)
Police are warning about the dangers of wasping, or using wasp spray to get high as an alternative to methamphetamine, after several people overdosed on the insect killer in West Virginia.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 10:26 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 10:21 AM (BmxiN)
And to restate something we've noted here often, Soylent Green (1973) is worth watching if just for Robinson's death scene, filmed 2 weeks before he died. He was having his own funeral filmed, and he knew it. And it is very beautifully and appropriately done - Charles Heston's tears in that scene are real, because he knew what it meant.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 10:26 AM (V2Yro)
I have about 70% use and the swelling is going down.
Mucho Thanxs to the Horde for the enlightened medical advice.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:13 AM (axyOa)
So what did you ultimately do about it?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:26 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Stupid Girl at July 19, 2019 10:26 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: rickl
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Always the prudent thing to do.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2019 10:26 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2019 10:26 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:25 AM (NWiLs)
-10 points from social credit score.
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 10:26 AM (p997d)
Edward G. Robinson received an honorary Academy Award in 1973, two months after he died.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019
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He deserved more than honorary, but that's good to hear. He was a rare character actor of those days who could also headline a picture -- The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse and The Sea Wolf and The Woman in the Window were three examples.
Oh, before somebody checks me, Robinson's character in Ten Commandments wasn't the pyramid architect; that was Vincent Price. Robinson's character was basically an informer to Yul Brynner's Pharaoh.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 10:27 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 10:24 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:25 AM (NWiLs)
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Do you guys remember that ONE couple from junior high that were always holding hands, inseperable, and making out all the time in the hallway??? Cute and creppy at the same time???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 10:27 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2019 10:26 AM (UUBmN)
Your arm's off!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:27 AM (NWiLs)
*******
So...er... dismantled?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 10:27 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 10:21 AM (BmxiN)
WHERE'S your MOSES NAAAOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019
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This.
That scene is the first thing I remember about the movie.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:27 AM (axyOa)
..
It's our duty to make sure every Republican involved is held accountable and faces justice in the court of public opinion.
Posted by: MFM at July 19, 2019 10:28 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: rickl
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Always the prudent thing to do.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc...
Posted by: Randle McMurphy at July 19, 2019 10:28 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:26 AM (NWiLs)
My money's on "pissed on it."
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)
That scene is the first thing I remember about the movie.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:27 AM (axyOa)
The second was the scoops.
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2019 10:28 AM (cspJy)
IIRC, his last screen role was as The Book in Soylent Green where he goes to the suicide store and leads Charlton Heston's investigation into the source of popular "food". Very prescient and moving, that scene was. EGR had a wide range of roles. Never expected to see him in a sci-fi flick.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:29 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 10:23 AM (xjiRE)
An hour ago it was 83 degrees with a relative humidity of 77 degrees and 93 percent humidity. Forecasts are for heat index of 110.
Popcorn is popping in the fields. Bring your own bags.
Posted by: cicero kaboom! kid at July 19, 2019 10:29 AM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Betubungsmittelverschreibungsverordnung
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 19, 2019 09:59 AM (88+cf)
Fledermausjugen? Somehow that doesn't seem long enough.
180 Cats.
Ugh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 10:06 AM (VyAV0)
I couldn't agree more.
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
[To the tune of "Memory"]
Catfight
We will yell about boyfriends
Then we'll cry and make up.
It's these moments
That make us seem
So deeply bizarre,
At least to men, who are stupid.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 10:29 AM (RD7QR)
Police are warning about the dangers of wasping, or using wasp spray to get high as an alternative to methamphetamine, after several people overdosed on the insect killer in West Virginia.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 10:26 AM (JFO2v)
I'm not seeing the problem here. The gene pool is in need of a good cleaning.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 10:30 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: JTB at July 19, 2019 10:24 AM (bmdz3)
I thought about doing an essay on a painting I hate, just to see if I could do it. I won't do it for these august pixels, tho. Ace runs a classy joint.
Posted by: Kris at July 19, 2019 10:30 AM (OyyDO)
I have about 70% use and the swelling is going down.
Mucho Thanxs to the Horde for the enlightened medical advice.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:13 AM (axyOa)
Can we get a refund for the hook the horde bought?
Posted by: cicero kaboom! kid at July 19, 2019 10:30 AM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 10:30 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 10:30 AM (xjiRE)
The reason the world is in trouble is because we stopped allowing the stupid to off themselves because they're stupid.
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 10:31 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2019 10:31 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 09:55 AM (ql3m
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I was gonna say, "Is there any other?"
But of course there are: Harpo and Chico.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
And Zeppo and Gummo.
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 10:31 AM (arJlL)
A new movie trailer has been getting a lot of comment, all bad.
https://dailym.ai/2XSJCbe
I don't know. It doesn't look all that bad to me.
Bad in what sense?
I've never had the slightest interest in Cats, know practically nothing about it except, cats, and long-running. Boring trailer reinforces my disinterest, especially as, visually, it evokes Tim Burton.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for good doggeh pic at July 19, 2019 10:32 AM (LO5Qy)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:32 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Consulted with Nurse Pouncer and my daughter who is also a medical professional.
Mainlined some Benadryl and used ice pack. If it wasn't better by dinner I was going to the doc. But swelling started to go down and I could move my fingers again.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:32 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:32 AM (DMV0v)
Posted by: cicero kaboom! kid at July 19, 2019 10:29 AM (Vy7tf)
And your Fremdenblatt.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 10:32 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 10:33 AM (mvenn)
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It's our duty to make sure every Republican involved is held accountable and faces justice in the court of public opinion.
Posted by: MFM at July 19, 2019 10:28 AM (MAstk)
Now is the same "dump" as the Epstein case?
Or a separate one?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 10:33 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: MFM at July 19, 2019 10:33 AM (MAstk)
I've never had the slightest interest in Cats, know practically nothing about it except, cats, and long-running. Boring trailer reinforces my disinterest, especially as, visually, it evokes Tim Burton.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for good doggeh pic at July 19, 2019 10:32 AM (LO5Qy)
I feel like they thought the creepy CG was an ironic selling point.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 10:33 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: dantesed at July 19, 2019 10:33 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
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Usually the Horde advice involves bleeding,and cauterization.
Posted by: Theodoric of York at July 19, 2019 10:33 AM (CDGwz)
And they hate us without cause.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:32 AM (HaL55)
But with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 10:34 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 10:34 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:32 AM (DMV0v)
Internet is down at my office.
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 10:34 AM (p997d)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
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Usually the Horde advice involves bleeding,and cauterization.
Posted by: Theodoric of York at July 19, 2019 10:33 AM (CDGwz)
WeGotUsSomeMedicalWaste.com
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 10:34 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Theodoric of York
And leeches, but that's just because we use them for fishing too
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2019 10:34 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:32 AM (DMV0v)
You in the Miami area? We just had an area wide outage reported there.
It's back up now, tho.
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 10:35 AM (MAstk)
Here at the do-it-yourself Medical Warehouse, we dispense the finest,
up-to-date, non-insurance covered, disclaimer laden medical information
from the 19th century that you will find anywhere! Ya'll come back now,
hear?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
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Usually the Horde advice involves bleeding,and cauterization.
Posted by: Theodoric of York at July 19, 2019
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Have they moved on from recommending leeches?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 10:35 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 10:35 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2019 10:33 AM (mvenn)
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You Orioles fans would be wise not to mention B----- R------- Or F---- R------- as well...
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 19, 2019 10:35 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Born Emanuel Goldenberg, Romanian American, outspoken public critic of fascism and Nazism.
Can we get him an honorary Platinum Membership?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 10:35 AM (ql3m8)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 19, 2019 10:07 AM
On a Friday. In the summer. Good timing, guys.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 10:35 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 10:35 AM (MAstk)
What would they have to be tense about? They're allies.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 10:35 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 10:35 AM (MAstk)
Trump is going to have to go over and settle it
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 10:36 AM (NFEMn)
Fremdenblatt roughly translates as "strange sheet" so weird news but it also could mean like "foreign news".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019
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So, 19th-century Hamburg's forerunner to The National Enquirer?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 10:36 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:32 AM (DMV0v)
You in the Miami area? We just had an area wide outage reported there.
It's back up now, tho.
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Central FL.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:36 AM (DMV0v)
What would they have to be tense about? They're allies.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 10:35 AM (RD7QR)
We never have any tension with our allies.
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 10:37 AM (p997d)
Posted by: JoeF.
He could send someone from the MSM.
They think they know everything anyway
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2019 10:37 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:37 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:29 AM (HaL55)
I'll never forget his memorable line: "Nyah, dey make the Solent Green from people, see! Hey, Moses, how's that NRA gig working out?"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 10:37 AM (m79Dg)
Fremdenblatt roughly translates as "strange sheet" so weird news but it also could mean like "foreign news".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019
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. . .
So, 19th-century Hamburg's forerunner to The National Enquirer?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 10:36 AM (ClOmq)
Bismark Is Actually An Alien! See The Shocking Engravings Inside!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 10:37 AM (RD7QR)
Lord, D, what happened?
(I suppose it wasn't injured smacking some Antifa soyboy around?)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for good doggeh pic at July 19, 2019 10:38 AM (LO5Qy)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:38 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 10:35 AM (MAstk)
What would they have to be tense about? They're allies.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 10:35 AM (RD7QR)
Most likely fishing. It's always fishing. And rape. Don't forget about rape.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 19, 2019 10:38 AM (2DOZq)
..
Big problem with Japanese using Korean comfort women in the past. I think there's a dispute over compensation. And a big trade war developing.
There is a threat of ending their military pact and accusing each other of violating Intl law.
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 10:38 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 10:35 AM (NFEMn)
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Incorrect!
Soylent Green is really good. A wonderful capsule of the depressing turn science fiction went in the 70s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 10:38 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 10:34 AM (39g3+)
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I read it more as " news for foreign expats," but German gets rustier by the day.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 10:38 AM (7JNlp)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:25 AM (NWiLs)
-10 points from social credit score.
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 10:26 AM (p997d)
Being non-soy-based does that.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:38 AM (NWiLs)
What would they have to be tense about? They're allies.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 10:35 AM (RD7QR)
We never have any tension with our allies.
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 10:37 AM (p997d)
Well, not after the Danes give back massages. Ahhhh.
(The point was that the tensions couldn't be all THAT bad.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 10:39 AM (RD7QR)
Lord, D, what happened?
(I suppose it wasn't injured smacking some Antifa soyboy around?)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Caught a yellow jacket to the hand.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 10:39 AM (ql3m8)
Lord, D, what happened?
(I suppose it wasn't injured smacking some Antifa soyboy around?)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for good doggeh pic at July 19, 2019 10:38 AM (LO5Qy)
He got attack by a man sized yellow jacket which he slew in mortal combat.
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 10:39 AM (p997d)
The Nur family was well connected in the country led by the Marxist regime. Young Omar went to kindergarten at age four, their family lived in a secure compound in Mogadishu. When the regime was overtaken, the family caught a plane to escape the country. The average GDP per capita in Somalia was only $187 dollars in 2010 twenty years after they fled the country when the regime fell. Obviously, Nur's family was a privileged family.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 10:39 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 19, 2019 10:39 AM (ptqGC)
Lord, D, what happened?
(I suppose it wasn't injured smacking some Antifa soyboy around?)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for good doggeh pic at July 19, 2019 10:38 AM (LO5Qy)
He got attack by a man sized yellow jacket which he slew in mortal combat.
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 10:39 AM (p997d)
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"You should see the other guy," he told us as he regaled the Horde with the tale.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 10:39 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 10:34 AM (UnA8+)"
Well you look in the box, all they had were eyeballs!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 10:39 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 10:40 AM (hjaPQ)
But DeMille didn't give a shit. He wanted EGR, and EGR he got, who, for his part, was surprised DeMille hired him because of his rep.
But when you're CB DeMille, you can do anything you want.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 10:40 AM (BmxiN)
If a white guy said the same thing about Jews and Israel as Omar and proposed divesting from Israel, the media would call him a Nazi, but because Omar is a woman "of color" and a Muslim, she's a little, untouchable princess and a media darling.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 10:40 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 10:35 AM (MAstk)
What would they have to be tense about? They're allies.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 10:35 AM (RD7QR)
Most likely fishing. It's always fishing. And rape. Don't forget about rape.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 19, 2019 10:38 AM (2DOZq)
Yes, they just go hand in hand. (And now I REALLY have to make a pretense of working at work.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 10:40 AM (RD7QR)
(I suppose it wasn't injured smacking some Antifa soyboy around?)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for good doggeh pic at July 19, 2019 10:38 AM (LO5Qy
****
Yellow jacket sting.
But it had a mask on so I crushed it just to be sure.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:40 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 10:27 AM (8XRCm)
Don't be hatin'.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:40 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 10:39 AM (p997d)
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"You should see the other guy," he told us as he regaled the Horde with the tale.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Aaaaaaaaaaand, we're off!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 10:40 AM (ql3m8)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 19, 2019 10:40 AM (hjaPQ)
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The Left was wanted impeachment.
They hoped for investigations to use against Trump politically.
They'll get Trump cleared of all charges just in time for the general election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 10:40 AM (VyAV0)
But DeMille didn't give a shit. He wanted EGR, and EGR he got, who, for his part, was surprised DeMille hired him because of his rep.
But when you're CB DeMille, you can do anything you want.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 10:40 AM (BmxiN)
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Could he have gotten Norma Desmond's movie made?
Also, I don't like The Ten Commandments. Boring.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 10:41 AM (VyAV0)
Is "Cats" the film version of the musical?
An ALW musical is one good tune in a couple of hours of dross.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 10:41 AM (nr7NV)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:32 AM (axyOa)
Did you get some strange?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 10:41 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2019 10:35 AM (
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And without a single arrest made. But, rich, powerful guys aren't a flight risk or anything, so whatevs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2019 10:41 AM (7JNlp)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 10:40 AM (RD7QR)
Ugh, me too. BBL.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 19, 2019 10:42 AM (Ez6QX)
Is "Cats" the film version of the musical?
An ALW musical is one good tune in a couple of hours of dross.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 10:41 AM (nr7NV)
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Yeah, with CGI everywhere and a neon color scheme.
It looks kinda weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 10:42 AM (VyAV0)
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And a military Court ruled Trump did not interfere with the Bergdahl prosecution.
Another lie closed.
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 10:42 AM (MAstk)
Are they related to the Knights that say "Nii" " ?
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 10:42 AM (arJlL)
I never did find out what you thought of Florida?
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist! at July 19, 2019 10:42 AM (UUBmN)
That Muhammad Ali letter in the sidebar is infuriating. Everything that he wrote was true, and the girl's family did NOTHING because of politics and holy Kennedys and must not disturb the leftist dream
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 10:43 AM (39g3+)
But when you're CB DeMille, you can do anything you want.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 10:40 AM (BmxiN)
Or if you're C.C. DeVille
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:43 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
But it had a mask on so I crushed it just to be sure.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:40 AM (axyOa)
I suppose this is about the time that I am compelled to tell of the tale of the boy who got a wasp sting on the ding ding.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 10:43 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 10:43 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 10:39 AM (p997d)
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"You should see the other guy," he told us as he regaled the Horde with the tale.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 10:39 AM (VyAV0)
***
Don't listen to these guys.
It was a yellow jacket.
About the size of your average St Bernard.
And there were two of them.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:44 AM (axyOa)
I never did find out what you thought of Florida?
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist! at July 19, 2019 10:42 AM (UUBmN)
Did she ever get out of the 10x10 room with a bed in it?
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 10:39 AM (VyAV0)
"Listen to this, y'all, this is no bullshit..."
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:44 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 10:41 AM (VyAV0)
It it has the best line for a specific situation. Most recently regard to Obama.
'Where's your Messiah now? '
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 19, 2019 10:44 AM (2DOZq)
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>>And a military Court ruled Trump did not interfere with the Bergdahl prosecution.
>>Another lie closed.
And two career security clearance officials testified to Congress that Trump did not exert any improper pressure on them or anyone else to give security clearances to Kushner, Ivanka or anyone in his administration.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2019 10:44 AM (K/2j/)
"The Ten Commandments are tablets made from People!!"
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 10:44 AM (NFEMn)
Another lie closed.
Posted by: HA
The Left will just invent another. Because the Left lies about everything.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 10:44 AM (nr7NV)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 19, 2019 10:27 AM (8XRCm)
They always blocked the hallway.
C'mon guys! I got to get to class!
Posted by: Kris at July 19, 2019 10:44 AM (OyyDO)
**shrugs**
I like those overblown epics, like TTC, Cleopatra and Ben-Hur. But chacun a son gout, as Grandfather Poppins was wont to say.
Incidentally, if you buy TTC now, they throw in DeMille's silent version for free.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 10:45 AM (BmxiN)
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 10:45 AM (arJlL)
I never did find out what you thought of Florida?
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist! at July 19, 2019 10:42 AM (UUBmN)
And this is for posterity, so be honest.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 10:41 AM (VyAV0)
Ben Hur> The Ten Commandments
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2019 10:45 AM (NFEMn)
**shrugs**
I like those overblown epics, like TTC, Cleopatra and Ben-Hur. But chacun a son gout, as Grandfather Poppins was wont to say.
Incidentally, if you buy TTC now, they throw in DeMille's silent version for free.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 10:45 AM (BmxiN)
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I love Ben-Hur, alternatively. Both the silent version and the Heston version. Big, bold entertainments that actually entertain.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 10:45 AM (VyAV0)
It was a yellow jacket.
About the size of your average St Bernard.
And there were two of them.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:44 AM (axyOa
Did they have casks of Fireball around their necks?
Posted by: cicero kaboom! kid at July 19, 2019 10:46 AM (Vy7tf)
317 Nurse,
I never did find out what you thought of Florida?
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist! at July 19, 2019 10:42 AM (UUBmN)
And this is for posterity, so be honest.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
More earthquakes than Seattle?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 10:46 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Broseidon -
And their cousin "El Kabong" !
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 10:46 AM (arJlL)
"Drink up, Judah Ben-Hur."
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 10:46 AM (oZ6kz)
It was a yellow jacket.
About the size of your average St Bernard.
And there were two of them.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:44 AM (axyOa
Armed with AGM-65s and 20mm cannons.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:47 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: saf at July 19, 2019 10:47 AM (5IHGB)
"Drink up, Judah Ben-Hur."
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 10:46 AM (oZ6kz)
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Steven Spielbergo really hit that one out of the park.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 10:47 AM (VyAV0)
My father-in-law. [slap]
My daddy. [slap]
My father-in-law. [slap]
My daddy. [slap]
My father-in-law. [slap]
My daddy and my father-in-law!
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 10:47 AM (Dh1wo)
My father-in-law. [slap]
My daddy. [slap]
My father-in-law. [slap]
My daddy. [slap]
My father-in-law. [slap]
My daddy and my father-in-law!
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 10:47 AM (Dh1wo)
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Satire fail.
Omar has no shame, unlike lady in Chinatown.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 10:47 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 19, 2019 10:44 AM (2DOZq)
You gotta say it like Eddie G. Robinson.
"Where's your messiah, Noowwwww, See? Where's your messiah Nooooowwwwww???
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 10:48 AM (Kpl3J)
On that more, The War Lord is rarely shown on TV. And I haven't seen El Cid in forever.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 19, 2019 10:48 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 10:48 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 10:43 AM (oZ6kz)
Reminder : Ultimate Alliance 3 comes out today.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2019 10:48 AM (UnA8+)
A lesser known but stellar role for him was The Violent Men, a western with Glenn Ford and an evil Barbara Stanwyck
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 10:49 AM (39g3+)
Nurse,
I never did find out what you thought of Florida?
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist! at July 19, 2019 10:42 AM (UUBmN)
And this is for posterity, so be honest.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
Now Nurse has to say the best thing about Florida is Insomniac.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 10:49 AM (nr7NV)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at July 19, 2019 10:50 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 10:48 AM (Kpl3J)
Classic Billy Crystal bit.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 10:50 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 19, 2019 10:50 AM (2DOZq)
Classic Billy Crystal bit.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 10:50 AM (t6MX/)
I tried to relay that up thread, but no one seemed to catch it.
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 10:51 AM (oZ6kz)
The twitter TDS nuts are claiming that the SDNY team said that Trump is guilty but they can't charge him because he's a sitting President. They really are nuts.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 10:51 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)
I missed it being late to the party.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 10:51 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 19, 2019 10:38 AM (2DOZq)
We find your flippant comments offensive and disgraceful. We haven't been raping since 1945.--Japan.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 10:51 AM (m79Dg)
and he was about 5'2" tall
Posted by: kallisto at July 19, 2019 10:52 AM (DJFLF)
said that Trump is guilty but they can't charge him because he's a
sitting President. They really are nuts.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 10:51 AM (Dh1wo)
But mostly because they can't make a case. Unreal how easily the left is gaslighted.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 10:52 AM (t6MX/)
I saw cats on stage once, and I loved it! Mainly because I went because the wife wanted to, and we weren't far from the stage, and there was this one dancer who was on stage all the time even though she didn't have any songs, and she was in this skin tight cat suit and she was Very Impressively Built. And danced good too! Yeah that director knew what he was doing.
Did I say that I really enjoyed Cats?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 10:52 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 10:52 AM (oZ6kz)
7 I tried to relay that up thread, but no one seemed to catch it.
Posted by: Sponge
I tried to catch her eye, but it rolled under the table.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2019 10:53 AM (nr7NV)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
This is from the torture scene in Princess Bride, isn't it?
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 10:53 AM (dm05u)
and he was about 5'2" tall
Posted by: kallisto at July 19, 2019 10:52 AM (DJFLF)
________
And?...
Posted by: Prince at July 19, 2019 10:53 AM (flINI)
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist! at July 19, 2019 10:54 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 10:54 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Tom Cruise at July 19, 2019 10:54 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
This is from the torture scene in Princess Bride, isn't it?
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 10:53 AM (dm05u)
Ding ding ding!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:54 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:32 AM (axyOa)
Yay for Benadryl!
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 10:55 AM (dm05u)
And who's raping the fishermen?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 19, 2019 10:55 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 10:29 AM (HaL55)
He was going to be in The Planet of the Apes as Dr. Zaius. The makeup bothered him too much so he backed out of the role
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 10:55 AM (mpeBU)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 10:52 AM (oZ6kz)
Wait, are we doing a food thread now?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 19, 2019 10:55 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 10:54 AM (dm05u)"
Yes. Not sure which of Andrew Lloyd Webber or T.S. Eliot is the furry, though.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 10:55 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist! at July 19, 2019 10:54 AM
****
Where ever it is, I bet she's doing it STAT!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:55 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 10:56 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: IC at July 19, 2019 10:56 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist! at July 19, 2019 10:54 AM
****
Where ever it is, I bet she's doing it STAT!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:55 AM (axyOa)
Not gonna touch this one, nope, wouldn't be prudent...
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:56 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 19, 2019 10:50 AM (2DOZq)
Yes he was great in that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 10:56 AM (mpeBU)
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!
Oh oh, Dr. Zaius!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 10:56 AM (oZ6kz)
OOOH! Rock me Dr. Zaius.....
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 10:56 AM (BmxiN)
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist! at July 19, 2019 10:56 AM (UUBmN)
said that Trump is guilty but they can't charge him because he's a sitting President. They really are nuts.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2019 10:51 AM (Dh1wo)
But mostly because they can't make a case. Unreal how easily the left is gaslighted.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 10:52 AM (t6MX/)
the funniest part is that right from the beginning, the SDNY said they weren't investigating the President, they were investigating Hope Hicks and all the people on Trump's campaign staff. Nothing would block them from being charged.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)
I am told they don't sting but fack, a three ounce bug flying at your face will make you flinch.
I swatted it and it came back, so I actually roundhouse kicked it.
Little guy hadn't had enough and was swinging around for another attack.
I did a retrograde advance back to the house.
I hates those bastitches.
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 19, 2019 10:57 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:56 AM (NWiLs)
Wait......What?
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 10:57 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 10:52 AM (oZ6kz)
________
Go on...
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at July 19, 2019 10:57 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
This is from the torture scene in Princess Bride, isn't it?
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 10:53 AM (dm05u)
Ding ding ding!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:54 AM (NWiLs)
I will now always associate the Princess Bride with Ted Cruz ever since ,in an unscripted moment on the Adam Carolla podcast, he recited an entire scene from the movie.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 19, 2019 10:57 AM (2DOZq)
Dyslexic man storms Area 15.
Authorities say no charges will be filed.
They feel bad for the guy.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 10:57 AM (ql3m8)
Posted by: Insomniac
C'MON !
Its for POSTERITY, 'memba ?
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 10:58 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 19, 2019 10:58 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 10:58 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Tom Cruise
"How's the weather up there?"
--Robert Reich
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 10:58 AM (39g3+)
Authorities say no charges will be filed.
They feel bad for the guy.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 10:57 AM
^^^
Damn. I just cleaned this keyboard.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:58 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 10:58 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 10:55 AM (axyOa)
Lines on the TV ?
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 10:59 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 19, 2019 10:58 AM (FTPVM)
We convinced a kid once that Albert Einstein invented velcro because he couldn't tie his own shoes.
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Males don't sting.....females do.
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 10:58 AM (ykq7q)
The female is the deadlier of the species.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:59 AM (NWiLs)
Dyslexic man storms Area 15.
Dyslexics of the World, UNTIE!
(that's my second favorite dyslexic joke)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 19, 2019 10:59 AM (hx3Q8)
Pepperidge Farms and Elian Gonzales remembers.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 10:59 AM (ql3m8)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 10:59 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 11:00 AM (xjiRE)
And now Lanny Davis and Micheal Cohen are pissed, because they just figured out that all of Cohen's lying and scheming and double dealing was all for nothing, except for landing him in jail, and making him an entry in a future political trivia game.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:00 AM (Kpl3J)
On that more, The War Lord is rarely shown on TV. And I haven't seen El Cid in forever.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 19, 2019 10:48 AM (2DOZq)
The Warlord is really good but rarely shown on TV. Another good one from that time is Major Dundee
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019 11:00 AM (mpeBU)
I certainly understand the sentiment, and people have a right to be angry. Omar is a disgusting, anti American, antisemitic piece of shit. But the response should be measured and reasoned, not pathos inspired and mob like. That's the Democrats domain and going down that road opens us up to being hypocrites.
In the end, I don't believe Limbaugh accounts for the "Trump Factor".
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 11:00 AM (VkWRL)
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 10:58 AM (ykq7q)
The female is the deadlier of the species.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:59 AM
****
It always comes back to Bluebell and shivs doesn't it?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 11:00 AM (axyOa)
Pepperidge Farms and Elian Gonzales remembers.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 10:59 AM (ql3m
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Elian has been brainwashed into forgetting anything about evil capitalistic nation America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:00 AM (VyAV0)
--Robert Reich
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 10:58 AM (39g3+)
There was this large guy that worked for the moving company that helped move us in our new house. He was really tall and overall big. He said the people would use that joke at him. He would spit on them and respond "it's raining."
Posted by: Sponge at July 19, 2019 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Broseidon -
That was part of a Sam Kinison riff.
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 11:01 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 19, 2019 10:58 AM (FTPVM)
Hey, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!
Posted by: The Reptilians at July 19, 2019 11:01 AM (RD7QR)
Not that it would have meant anything to anyone but me, but I was always
disappointed that William Wyler didn't cast Ramon Novarro and Francis
X. Bushman (the 1927 Ben-Hur and Messala, respectively) in cameo roles
in the Heston version.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019
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My mother mentioned something to me many years ago, that Robert Culp (of I Spy fame) was related to Francis X. Bushman. I've never seen any information on that. Would you know? Was Culp his grandson or grand-nephew, something like that?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:01 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 19, 2019 11:01 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 10:58 AM (ykq7q)
The female is the deadlier of the species.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 10:59 AM
****
It always comes back to Bluebell and shivs doesn't it?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 11:00 AM (axyOa)
And Rudyard Kipling
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2019 11:01 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 11:01 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: rickl
Especially when they crap on your lawn.
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 11:02 AM (arJlL)
The Warlord is really good but rarely shown on TV. Another good one from that time is Major Dundee
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2019
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Major Dundee has been run on the Grit channel more than once.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:02 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2019 11:00 AM (xjiRE)
wait until you see the right catsuit, that'll change your mind!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:03 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Tom Cruise at July 19, 2019 10:54 AM (oZ6kz)
If you are 5'2" or above, you are a freak! Where are ze leddle people?--Napoleon.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:03 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2019 11:03 AM (BmxiN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)
Not to mention that it was well-established that the payments by himself, for the personal benefit of himself was never an in-kind political contribution, regardless of any political benefit that may have accrued to his campaign.
It was ludicrous and politically motivated from the get go. But it was hilarious watching lefties getting all lathered up over Cohen going to flip and the plea deal that included an admission of a campaign finance violation that never was, despite all the warnings to the contrary.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:03 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 19, 2019 11:01 AM (JoUsr)"
Fraulein, lay down un der couch und tell me about zis man mit his large needle. How did it make you feel?
Posted by: Dr. Freud at July 19, 2019 11:03 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:04 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: rickl
Especially when they crap on your lawn.
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 11:02 AM
***
Still, pretty impressive when they lick themselves.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2019 11:04 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 11:02 AM (arJlL)
Climbing the curtains.....I hate that.
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 11:04 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019
I'm not going to check if it's sporting wood.
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 19, 2019 11:04 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:04 AM (oZ6kz)
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Still, Ian Holm as Napoleon in Time Bandits is classic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:04 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: The Reptilians at July 19, 2019 11:01 AM (RD7QR)
I, for one, welcome our new sexy, scaly overlords.
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwold at July 19, 2019 11:05 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:06 AM (d7Ww2)
Dyslexic man storms Area 15.
Dyslexics of the World, UNTIE!
(that's my second favorite dyslexic joke)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 19, 2019 10:59 AM (hx3Q
No joking matter. BFF in high school jumped in back of a train when he found out he was dyslexic.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 11:07 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:06 AM (d7Ww2)
Yeah, but you didn't name it.
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2019 11:08 AM (ykq7q)
They tastefully changed a few parts from the original animated version. But those changes are fitting and work well. Nothing out of context and no attempts to destroy the story line with contemporary SJW nonsense.
Highly recommended.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 11:08 AM (VkWRL)
I have some dim memory as a kid of a serial in The Saturday Evening Post which featured a lot of these elements. But that would have been in the early Sixties, KL was long before, and I don't think KL was ever a novel. So, somewhere there is another novel, short story, or novelette from the days when the Post printed real fiction, dealing with criminals and a hurricane. Anybody have an idea what it could have been?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:08 AM (ClOmq)
Why didn't they just CGI cats singing and dancing? It's not like they haven't done that before. For some reason, Lloyd Webber doesn't translate well to the screen. Phantom of the Opera sucked, which was sad cuz the theatre version has a very special place in my heart. The more recent Les Miz was bad too. See the one with Liam Neeson and Geoffery Rush instead.
Posted by: Kris at July 19, 2019 11:08 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 19, 2019 11:09 AM (sW6FL)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 11:09 AM (VkWRL)
Pepperidge Farms and Elian Gonzales remembers.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 10:59 AM (ql3m
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Elian has been brainwashed into forgetting anything about evil capitalistic nation America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:00 AM (VyAV0)
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Yeah when demoncrats decide it's time to "send him back" they do it with armed US Marshalls pointing automatic weapons at unarmed 6 year old little boys, hiding in a closet.
And that photo won a Pulitzer if I'm not mistaken. So the demoncrats were totally okay with using force to kick somebody out of the country.
Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:09 AM (oGBso)
And very cozy and lovely.
did i mention the hot and sticky part?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:06 AM (d7Ww2)
You should watch your language nurse, some of the rons are very delicate.
Posted by: Someguy at July 19, 2019 11:10 AM (p997d)
They tastefully changed a few parts from the original animated version. But those changes are fitting and work well. Nothing out of context and no attempts to destroy the story line with contemporary SJW nonsense.
Highly recommended.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 11:08 AM (VkWRL)
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I've never understood the appeal of The Lion King.
The music good, but the story is messy at best.
The moment where Scar tells Simba to run. He sits there until Simba is just out of sight and then tells the hyenas to kill Simba. I mean...I hate the "Why didn't he just?" argument, but that moment is tailor made for it.
Why didn't Scar just kill Simba right then and be done with it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:10 AM (VyAV0)
And very cozy and lovely.
did i mention the hot and sticky part?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:06 AM (d7Ww2)
Wait, you're not talking about the weather, are you?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 19, 2019 11:10 AM (wo+B3)
Yeah, its a good movie with some great performances but at no point in the entire film is there any sense of tension or danger. Everyone deep down seems like they are friends
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:10 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 11:10 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: rhennigantx
ISWYDT
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2019 11:10 AM (ql3m8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 11:10 AM (+0VWg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:10 AM (d7Ww2)
Why didn't Scar just kill Simba right then and be done with it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:10 AM (VyAV0)
You just don't get it.
Posted by: Dr. Evil at July 19, 2019 11:11 AM (NWiLs)
And that photo won a Pulitzer if I'm not mistaken. So the demoncrats were totally okay with using force to kick somebody out of the country.
Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:09 AM (oGBso)
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Don't worry, Bill Clinton is now an evil pseudo-Republican, DINO.
But it's Republicans who've become more extreme.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:11 AM (VyAV0)
I have some dim memory as a kid of a serial in The Saturday Evening Post which featured a lot of these elements. But that would have been in the early Sixties, KL was long before, and I don't think KL was ever a novel. So, somewhere there is another novel, short story, or novelette from the days when the Post printed real fiction, dealing with criminals and a hurricane. Anybody have an idea what it could have been?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:08 AM (ClOmq)
I love Key Largo as atmosphere, but it needed tighter editing. A good noir should be a little over an hour. Key Largo felt too long at 1:41 min. Kills the tension.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 11:11 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2019 11:11 AM (gmo/4)
Because it changes so quickly. Florida weather.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:11 AM (oZ6kz)
great escape. It's what movies should be, and it is enjoyable for the
whole family.
They tastefully changed a few parts from the original animated
version. But those changes are fitting and work well. Nothing out of
context and no attempts to destroy the story line with contemporary SJW
nonsense.
Highly recommended.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019
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No doubt Linda and I will go to see it next week. Ever since the film was the cover story on Entertainment Weekly, she's been pointing to the pic and saying, "I want to see this."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:12 AM (ClOmq)
Why didn't Scar just kill Simba right then and be done with it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:10 AM (VyAV0)
You just don't get it.
Posted by: Dr. Evil at July 19, 2019 11:11 AM (NWiLs)
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You, I get, Dr. Evil. You're a genius and no one should question your methods.
Now, bring on the new plan! Preparation H!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:12 AM (VyAV0)
Why didn't Scar just kill Simba right then and be done with it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:10 AM (VyAV0)
"If you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!"
Posted by: Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez at July 19, 2019 11:12 AM (wo+B3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 11:12 AM (+0VWg)
I meant the WEATHER! Where have your minds gone?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:10 AM (d7Ww2)
They have gone nowhere. Where they are now is where they always are.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 19, 2019 11:12 AM (kUmUV)
And maybe BBQ. B'Gal and I had lunch with them at a great little place down here with outstanding food. They're a cute couple IRL.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 11:12 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 19, 2019 11:12 AM (sW6FL)
They tastefully changed a few parts from the original animated version. But those changes are fitting and work well. Nothing out of context and no attempts to destroy the story line with contemporary SJW nonsense.
Highly recommended.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 11:08 AM (VkWRL)
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I've never understood the appeal of The Lion King.
The music good, but the story is messy at best.
The moment where Scar tells Simba to run. He sits there until Simba is just out of sight and then tells the hyenas to kill Simba. I mean...I hate the "Why didn't he just?" argument, but that moment is tailor made for it.
Why didn't Scar just kill Simba right then and be done with it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:10 AM (VyAV0)
Hamlet, it ain't
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 11:12 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 11:12 AM (+0VWg)
Why didn't they just CGI cats singing and dancing?
I would go see CATS starring Keyboard Cat.
Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at July 19, 2019 11:13 AM (O6DoG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:12 AM (ClOmq)
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Dolley is a child of 90s Disney, and we've seen all of the live action remakes of the ones from the 90s (we still haven't seen Dumbo).
Yeah, she's been talking about going to see this for a while.
I'm looking forward to popcorn.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:13 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 11:13 AM (GDooN)
..
S. Florida might need a 2020 ad on that to remind them.
You know, compare and contrast.
Posted by: HA at July 19, 2019 11:13 AM (MAstk)
And that photo won a Pulitzer if I'm not mistaken. So the demoncrats were totally okay with using force to kick somebody out of the country.
Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:09 AM (oGBso)
The Dems love cooperating with Communist Dictators.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2019 11:13 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:10 AM (VyAV0)
plausible deniability
Scar's a politican
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:13 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2019 11:13 AM (GDooN)
In that case, it would be upside down and she'd be grazing idly on the corner.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:13 AM (AURKQ)
Hamlet, it ain't
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019 11:12 AM (xJa6I)
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Yeah, it's Shakespeare done curiously wrong. It's hard to do Shakespeare wrong. You have to try at it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:13 AM (VyAV0)
You're being far too pedantic. In general, this is a device the writers and producers use to get you involved further in the plot.
There are many reasons you can read into that part. One is that Scar always has someone doing his dirty work- and in the end that kills him. Don't forget that Scar also said he "wasn't there" as part of his alibi. Killing Simba himself would not work both for he aforementioned and also can complicates his attempt to keep His alibi intact.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 11:14 AM (VkWRL)
The other remakes, which are still shameless cash grabs, are turning a cartoon into a live action film. This just turns a cartoon into a different kind of cartoon. Why not Lion King the anime, too? Or with stop motion Harryhausen shit? Claymation? Maybe a puppet show? Javanese shadow puppets?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:14 AM (oZ6kz)
Why didn't Scar just kill Simba right then and be done with it?"
Because that's not what happened in Kimba the White Lion.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:14 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 19, 2019 11:09 AM (sW6FL)
Isn't it interesting that while "The Slippery Slope" is a fallacy, it is usually true. "You let homos marry and what next? People marrying their pets?" "Why, yes! Thank you!"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2019 11:14 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:10 AM (VyAV0)
plausible deniability
Scar's a politican
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:13 AM (dm05u)
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Heh.
Also just a lion who feasts on animals.
"What's that blood on your mouth, Scar?"
"A gazelle."
"Oh, cool."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:14 AM (VyAV0)
tighter editing. A good noir should be a little over an hour. Key Largo
felt too long at 1:41 min. Kills the tension.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 19, 2019
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Maybe that's it; it's too leisurely. It shouldn't be paced like a historical drama, such Howard's End or The Remains of the Day (which are engrossing all the way).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:14 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:14 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:15 AM (dm05u)
No joking matter. BFF in high school jumped in back of a train when he found out he was dyslexic.
Posted by: rhennigantx
I knew a guy who was an agnostic, insomniac, & dyslexic
he used to lay awake all night staring at the ceiling wondering if there really was a dog
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 19, 2019 11:15 AM (hx3Q8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:15 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Kris at July 19, 2019 11:15 AM (OyyDO)
BBoy and BGal are the snizzle. They are lovely. And BGal is a peach!
Morons are great folks. Please, get thee to a MoMe if you haven't been to one.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Boots at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (oGBso)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (oZ6kz)
He wrote an interesting autobiography, "Unmasked."
It was "Volume I," btw. V-II is still in the works, I guess.
He was not a good family man, & these things eventually come full circle, i.e., what goes around, etc.
Posted by: mnw at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: vmom doing CPR on mostly dead bookhorde blog at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (dm05u)
You're being far too pedantic. In general, this is a device the writers and producers use to get you involved further in the plot.
There are many reasons you can read into that part. One is that Scar always has someone doing his dirty work- and in the end that kills him. Don't forget that Scar also said he "wasn't there" as part of his alibi. Killing Simba himself would not work both for he aforementioned and also can complicates his attempt to keep His alibi intact.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 11:14 AM (VkWRL)
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It's only one example of my problem with the story.
I just don't think it holds together particularly well.
Simba's journey, especially after the time jump, feels truncated and unconvincing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (VkWRL)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 19, 2019 11:17 AM (2LelM)
And maybe BBQ. B'Gal and I had lunch with them at a great little place down here with outstanding food. They're a cute couple IRL.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Were they wearing clothes ?
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2019 11:17 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2019 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)
True that.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 19, 2019 11:17 AM (t6MX/)
Again, the slippery slope argument isn't a fallacy because its false, its a fallacy because it doesn't prove your argument. The fact that something can (or probably will) lead to bad things doesn't necessarily mean in and of its self it is bad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2019 11:17 AM (39g3+)
A devotional from the writings of Rabbi Eckstein,-formerly of the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews:
http://tinyurl.com/y2zbc4nj
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Kris at July 19, 2019 11:15 AM (OyyDO)
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I love that long version.
The thing about really long movies is that they behave more like novels than what most people think of in terms of movies.
Scenes go longer and stray further from plot, digging deeper into character.
I think the relationship between Noodles and Max is a wonderful journey of friendship, hatred, and finally acceptance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (VyAV0)
I recall one work of Shakespeare that had a musical number in it. The one Branaugh did. Had Alicia Silverstone in it, they put her in the second row of dancers since she couldn't dance a step. It was pretty bad as I recall, so bad I have purposefully forgotten the name. Blechh.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (HaL55)
It's also worth pointing out the great performance of Claire Trevor, often overlooked. She's the one who got an academy award for that movie.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2019 11:19 AM (ClOmq)
"Send her back" is now supposedly the functional equivalent of hurling a racial epithet, but maybe people should read up on some of the insults hurled at Caribbean-born Alexander Hamilton to see that a preference for not being told how to run your own country by a non-native (even one that literally fought next to George Washington) is not particularly a racial thing.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (hdzef)
Posted by: Kris at July 19, 2019 11:15 AM (OyyDO)
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I love that long version.
The thing about really long movies is that they behave more like novels than what most people think of in terms of movies.
Scenes go longer and stray further from plot, digging deeper into character.
I think the relationship between Noodles and Max is a wonderful journey of friendship, hatred, and finally acceptance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:18 AM (VyAV0)
Thanks.
Posted by: Kris at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Brad at July 19, 2019 11:20 AM (jKlil)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (AURKQ)
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Whoopsie!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at July 19, 2019 11:21 AM (VyAV0)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 19, 2019 11:22 AM (WnKHt)
Posted by: Lurker John at July 19, 2019 11:23 AM (XT6Vl)
Posted by: twelve angry pussies at July 19, 2019 11:24 AM (Dh1wo)
I keep hearing how Biden's chances of winning the nomination are gone. Last 3 DNC polls show Biden up 9, 13 and 13. The death of Biden has been greatly exaggerated me thinks.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
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And I for one am glad. I want to see Trump doing an imitation of him going "Come onnnn, maaaaaaan."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 19, 2019 12:14 PM (M9ntN)
"The Hamburger Fremdenblatt was one of the most important daily newspapers of the 19th and early 20th century in Hamburg.
The newspaper was originally published in 1828 list of arriving strangers in Hamburg and appeared from September 24, 1864 Hamburg Hamburger stranger sheet . It came in 1907 in the possession of the publisher Albert Broschek and was expropriated in 1936 by the Nazis. At the beginning of September 1944 she was forcibly merged with the Hamburger Anzeiger and the Hamburg Tageblatt due to the war.
The Hamburger Fremdenblatt was distinguished from other newspapers by its unusually large format - so this sheet was immediately noticed among all other newspapers. In addition, the Hamburger Fremdenblatt illustrated as early as the 1920s, many of his articles with large photographs in the copper-plate printing - that was then, when newspapers still predominantly from " lead deserts " (ie almost only from texts) existed, a sensation.
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Posted by: pst314 at July 19, 2019 12:45 PM (T4dRn)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 19, 2019 04:43 PM (wGqjj)
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