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CBS Holds Pep Rally and/or Cult Ritual to Psych Up Presumably-Depressed News Staff
Corporate pep rallies. Everyone loves 'em.
There were unsettling scenes at CBS Wednesday when top talent and execs hosted a peculiar "pep rally" for the revamped "CBS Evening News" -- which left some staffers "embarrassed" and "confused." We’re told that as part of the morale booster at CBS headquarters, incoming anchor Norah O’Donnell, heavyweight news division president Susan Zirinsky and "Evening News" executive producer Kim Godwin starred in a taped "music video" set to a DJ Khaled song -- complete with a dance routine.Meanwhile, the alleged "news" organizations' Sunday partisan entertainments are in a steep ratings fall.
The "average audience for the network TV Sunday morning political talk shows on ABC, CBS, Fox and NBC ... declined 8% in 2018, to about 2.3 million average viewers," reports the Pew Research Center. That's an eight percent decline in just two years, since 2016, meaning -- hold on to your hats -- a near double-digit decline during the Trump era, which this same media told us was a Boom Time for the media because Har-de-har, Mr. President, your hate only makes us stronger! ... And it is just not network news. As Breitbart News reported last week, the overall American media will be hit with some 12,000 job cuts this year, the largest number since the Great Recession of 2009, and nearly three times as many as were cut in 2017.lolgf and learn to code.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Rep. Ilman Omar tore into Tucker Carlson on Twitter, calling him a "racist fool" after the Fox News host said she was "living proof that the way we practice immigration has become dangerous to this country" on his show Tuesday night.
"Not gonna lie, it's kinda fun watching a racist fool like this weeping about my presence in Congress," Omar said in her tweet.
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 03:58 PM (ophxM)
Posted by: An Anonymous CBS Staffer at July 11, 2019 03:59 PM (Mouru)
I doubt Tucker is weeping and he's hardly a fool.
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Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 03:59 PM (bCLt0)
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Criterion is releasing 1984 on Blu-ray in a few weeks. I shall purchase it at some point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 04:00 PM (ophxM)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 04:00 PM (zFzxj)
Hmmm, is @Jack trying to sabotage Trump's social media speech? Says they are implementing new stuff and that is why Twitter's been down.
uh huh
Can only help Trump. No matter what they are up to.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 04:00 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 04:00 PM (sjdRT)
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"Just let me work."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 04:00 PM (ophxM)
See also: Deck chair arranging.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 11, 2019 04:01 PM (rw1l7)
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Posted by: annem at July 11, 2019 04:00 PM (bM37c)
Gerbuddygerwincen
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 04:02 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 11, 2019 04:03 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Groundhog Day at July 11, 2019 04:03 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: annem at July 11, 2019 04:03 PM (bM37c)
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Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:03 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 04:03 PM (fm9Fw)
Any other years upcoming?
Posted by: FrodoB at July 11, 2019 04:03 PM (mnNV7)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 04:03 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Gridlock at July 11, 2019 04:03 PM (z/vX9)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2019 04:03 PM (r+sAi)
Their main topics have been "Trump creating Constitutional Crisis with Census Question" and "ICE to Begin Deporting Immigrant Families."
What a shitty time to be alive if you want news.
Posted by: Sponge at July 11, 2019 04:03 PM (9gDA7)
Posted by: annem at July 11, 2019 04:00 PM (bM37c)
That's actually a comedy style. Such as the sitcom The Office. Making the audience uncomfortable .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 04:03 PM (zFzxj)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 11, 2019 04:04 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 04:04 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2019 04:04 PM (q177U)
Posted by: annem
Scheisseporn. Look it up.
Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2019 04:04 PM (9VeU0)
Not to be a misogynist here, but I may have spotted their problem. Also, since I aim to be helpful, the heavyweight news division president may want to check out the sugar thread below.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 11, 2019 04:04 PM (kUmUV)
Ooh Norah isn't this music great, I heard a black man wrote it! It's that stuff they call wrap or something. It's so good! It was written by blacks! He is a DJ too!
LOL "starred". I guarantee those three women are horrible people to be around.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 11, 2019 04:04 PM (7wsmM)
Posted by: Guy who always thinks it's time to go at July 11, 2019 04:04 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 11, 2019 04:04 PM (GBteo)
I've been to several large company pep rallies. They always had the opposite effect on morale as was intended.
They are the equivalent of Kevin Bacon shouting "all is well".
Posted by: pep at July 11, 2019 04:04 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2019 04:04 PM (r+sAi)
5-10 years ago, I would watch This Week on Sunday, but it became pointless when the "conservative" side was being taken by Ana Navarro and Bill Kristol..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 11, 2019 04:05 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 04:05 PM (aKsyK)
Nora O'Donnell twerked it
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 04:05 PM (fVYgY)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 04:05 PM (U2rG9)
I will when I talk to her tonight, as I do every night, because I have game.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 04:05 PM (fuK7c)
Implosion all across America if Ivanka after Donald.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 04:05 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 11, 2019 04:05 PM (RvOhM)
Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2019 04:05 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 04:03 PM (zFzxj)
Or the CBS Evening News.
Posted by: annem at July 11, 2019 04:05 PM (bM37c)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 04:05 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 11, 2019 04:05 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Bete at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (AIyjm)
They are the equivalent of Kevin Bacon shouting "all is well".
Posted by: pep
I had better music.
Posted by: zombie RMS Titanic at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (Z04f8)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (OD54w)
Heavyweight news president Sarah Zirinsky.... Protip.... never, never ever use that phrase with a wimmin....
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:01 PM (bCLt0)
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Ana Navarro at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (sjdRT)
They all had to have cards on their foreheads with different races and
cultures represented. Unfortunately, Norah's card read "whore".
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2019 03:58 PM (j3npP)
I laughed, and hey where ya been Dack?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (hi6cA)
I knew, when I first saw her turn up on Chrissy Matthews' show (when she worked for Congressional Quarterly) that she was going to be a star. She was smoking! Gorgeous.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (bOCwl)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
..............
I wouldn't mind dipping in Norah!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (so+oy)
Doesn't it get a little boring for her if you hit on her all the time? Perhaps she'd like someone different to do it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (+0VWg)
5-10 years ago, I would watch This Week on Sunday, but it became pointless when the "conservative" side was being taken by Ana Navarro and Bill Kristol..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
npr has a "both sides" show with E.J.Dionne and David Brooks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Ana Navarro at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (sjdRT)
He said "heavyweight". Not "sumo".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (AURKQ)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3323qc8
Posted by: Huck Follywood, climate experiencer at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (cyuo5)
Is Nora O'Donnell the one who looks exactly like Savanna Guthrie?
Posted by: huerfano at July 11, 2019 04:02 PM (6e1eX)
She looks like she has nothing but her ambition logic upstairs, pretty but the personality of a mannequin.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (7wsmM)
Did perky Katie Couric show for the pep rally?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 11, 2019 04:05 PM (FTlwv)
She was across the street at the bar. Working on her fifth moscow mule.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (OD54w)
Eva Green....
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:07 PM (bCLt0)
Somebody at Twitter failed to Learn To Code.
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2019 04:07 PM (Lz9fr)
They are the equivalent of Kevin Bacon shouting "all is well".
Posted by: pep at July 11, 2019 04:04 PM
***
Or something out of Solzhenitsyn.
Don't be the first to stop clapping.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 04:07 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 04:00 PM (Mouru)
Holy shit!
Posted by: NBC production worker at July 11, 2019 04:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I've used the Mobius Strip analogy before, but this is perfect. There is only one side.
Posted by: pep at July 11, 2019 04:08 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 11, 2019 04:08 PM (rw1l7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 04:00 PM (Mouru)
Holy shit!
Posted by: NBC production worker at July 11, 2019 04:07 PM (RD7QR)
I think you meant "shitty hole!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 04:08 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at July 11, 2019 04:08 PM (OD54w)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2019 04:09 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: annem at July 11, 2019 04:00 PM
"Mein Fuhrer ..."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2019 04:09 PM (VHuq4)
Posted by: dude who thinks it's always fuckin aliens at July 11, 2019 04:09 PM (oAY8z)
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Ana Navarro at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (sjdRT)
He said "heavyweight". Not "sumo".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (AURKQ)
Red beans and rice didn't miss me. C'mere honey and let me file on you for awhile.
Posted by: Ana Navarro at July 11, 2019 04:09 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 04:09 PM (fVYgY)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 04:05 PM (fuK7c)
Doesn't it get a little boring for her if you hit on her all the time? Perhaps she'd like someone different to do it.
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Fen is volunteering!
Posted by: Entire male horde now fully alert at July 11, 2019 04:09 PM (cyuo5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I've used the Mobius Strip analogy before, but this is perfect. There is only one side.
Posted by: pep at July 11, 2019 04:08 PM (T6t7i)
" I've looked at Clods From Both Sides Now"""....
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:09 PM (bCLt0)
Joe Biden: "The world sees Trump for what he is -- insincere,
ill-informed, and impulsive, and sometimes corrupt. Dangerously
incompetent and incapable, in my view, of world leadership and
leadership at home."Add "...and likes to sniff hair of little girls" and you'd think Biden was talking about himself.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2019 04:09 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 04:09 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: simplemind at July 11, 2019 04:09 PM (DV2jY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 04:09 PM (KP5rU)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2014/09/05/ tv-is-increasingly-for-old-people/
"TV is Increasingly for Old People
CBS has the oldest audience with a median viewer of 58.7 years old. "
And with every passing year, their average viewership gets about 1 year older.
That's because, I suspect, that it's the SAME people every year. In other words, CBS has an existing audience that have been with them for decades, but NO NEW VIEWERS ARE EVER ADDED.
Eventually, the entire network will be in a nursing home, along with its surviving audience.
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2019 04:09 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at July 11, 2019 04:08 PM (OD54w)
Actress who exudes sexuality.....
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:09 PM (bCLt0)
Vesper in the only good Bond movie.
Shown to, um, better effect in The Dreamers.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 04:10 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Orson at July 11, 2019 04:10 PM (0KpTO)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 11, 2019 04:10 PM (13dPG)
Their solution to a show of suck, so to speak, was to create a music and dance video starring them.
Maybe this is the patriarchy and its misogyny talking, but that coven doesn't inspire confidence. Are we sure "we" want a female dominated world?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 11, 2019 04:10 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at July 11, 2019 04:08 PM (OD54w)
She was married to Oliver Douglas.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 04:10 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 11, 2019 04:11 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Marion Cobretti at July 11, 2019 04:11 PM (1TU21)
Here is some of those great lyrics from DJ Khalid.
Ah, you wanna freak, I wanna see
When are you free? Oh
I been OT, and she my freak ho
Wetter than sheets, I got a pink toe
She like to creep, her pussy pink
I bought a mink, we got a mink flo'
And heated seats, inside the Rolls
Rollin' down the street, her keepin' rose gold
With plenty Vs, we overseas
Out by the seas, and every other day
She wanna freak, we on another wave
Sex on the beach, she don't know what to say
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 11, 2019 04:11 PM (7wsmM)
Posted by: DanMan at July 11, 2019 04:11 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2019 04:11 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at July 11, 2019 04:11 PM (OD54w)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 04:11 PM (fVYgY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 04:09 PM (Mouru)
You wouldn't believe what Katie Couric can do with her colon.
Posted by: NBC production worker at July 11, 2019 04:11 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: zombie
I wonder if we could diversify like that?--This is CNN
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 11, 2019 04:11 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 11, 2019 04:11 PM (6/uwW)
This is where decimation comes in.
Posted by: The Guy Who Wants To Bring Back Decimation at July 11, 2019 04:11 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC
****
This.
What the "on air talent" never seems to understand is that pretty quickly the whole crew sees them for the people they are. Could be nice people, or dickheads, but they know.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:12 PM (axyOa)
But, hey, if you are lucky you will get the motivational speaker who uses Dyanetics terminology and doesn't realize where it comes from! Yay!
In the end you realize the actual purpose for the pep rally is for your management to show their management that everything to fix institutional problems is being done, and the only real solution is to fire all the malcontents and slackers and replace them with the right sort of employees who will work longer for less pay, and won't try to think for themselves.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2019 04:12 PM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at July 11, 2019 04:08 PM (OD54w)
She was married to Oliver Douglas.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2019 04:10 PM (Mouru)
Those hotscakes could probably be put in one of Q's bundles of sooper seekrit espionage gadgets...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 04:12 PM (AURKQ)
The "average audience for the network TV Sunday morning political talk shows on ABC, CBS, Fox and NBC ... declined 8% in 2018, to about 2.3 million average viewers," reports the Pew Research Center.
Fox wouldn't be on the list if it dumped Chris Wallace and his merry band of NeverTrumpers.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 04:12 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Jeb!, Coproate Motivational Speaker at July 11, 2019 04:12 PM (VHuq4)
Their main topics have been "Trump creating Constitutional Crisis with Census Question" and "ICE to Begin Deporting Immigrant Families."
If you ever wondered what it was like to live in the Soviet Union with Pravda, now you know.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 04:12 PM (fm9Fw)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 11, 2019 04:12 PM (xPl2J)
7 87 npr has a "both sides" show with E.J.Dionne and David Brooks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Do they drool and spit all over each other? The EJ DIonne, good grief, guy needs a goddamn poncho with all the saliva the spurts out of his dumb mouth.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 11, 2019 04:12 PM (7wsmM)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 04:12 PM (J+mig)
That folks would rather hear from Reporters, than Journalists.
That two Journalists spouting their opinions at each other all day, instead of, oh, you know, finding someone who actually has some KNOWLEDGE of the subject, isn't what the public wants.
Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2019 04:12 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 04:12 PM (zFzxj)
And it still won't be enough to patch the rot.
It's a dead institution. Oh, sure, it still floats but it can't carry a truth to save its life.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 11, 2019 04:12 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: zombie
Is this about the catheter, and cialis, and ensure, and depends ads, by any chance???
Oh, and Hi zombie....
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:12 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: pep at July 11, 2019 04:13 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2019 04:13 PM (oFcdC)
DanMa'am has been stockpiling old movies like 'Song of the South', 'Blazing Saddles' and the like so our grandtots can witness humor and talent.
Posted by: DanMan at July 11, 2019 04:13 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 11, 2019 04:13 PM (oAY8z)
It is as scripted as Pro Wrestling and the Bachelor/ette.
We all know who the heels are, Orange Man Bad and his Posse; Evil Corporation People, and Middle Aged White Christian. They are always playing the bad guys.
Posted by: rd at July 11, 2019 04:13 PM (EK+Pw)
I would eye-roll all over the place and say I can't believe we're doing this. Then he would completely sell me, every time.
Fucking guy was charismatic.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 04:14 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2019 04:14 PM (25Dt7)
When are you free? Oh
I been OT, and she my freak ho
Wetter than sheets, I got a pink toe
She like to creep, her pussy pink
I bought a mink, we got a mink flo'
And heated seats, inside the Rolls
Rollin' down the street, her keepin' rose gold
With plenty Vs, we overseas
Out by the seas, and every other day
She wanna freak, we on another wave
Sex on the beach, she don't know what to say
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 11, 2019 04:11 PM (7wsmM)
Never heard a DJ whomever song, so I can't REALLY comment, but that reads like the same confusing garbage that Eminem puts out.
I tried in the beginning, but I can't fuckings STAND that guys 'music.'
Posted by: Sponge at July 11, 2019 04:14 PM (9gDA7)
Posted by: rd at July 11, 2019 04:13 PM (EK+Pw)
wait, whaaa---?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 11, 2019 04:14 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:07 PM
This.
Posted by: Jeb!,
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I wanna see Jeb grow a Stalin stache and wear tacky uniforms now
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 04:14 PM (fVYgY)
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Novelty isn't everything dear.
Posted by: an old married man still married at July 11, 2019 04:14 PM (mZzK5)
You're gonna get canned anyway so at least enjoy it for an afternoon.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:14 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 04:15 PM (6qErC)
They all had to have cards on their foreheads with different races and
cultures represented. Unfortunately, Norah's card read "whore".
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2019 03:58 PM (j3npP)
I laughed, and hey where ya been Dack?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (hi6cA)
I still read every day just don't comment as much.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2019 04:15 PM (j3npP)
Or is that just me that's had the NO ESCAPISM thing sink in so deeply.
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at July 11, 2019 04:15 PM (cqsG9)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2019 04:16 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2019 04:16 PM (xfb67)
"We KILLED it with 3.2 million viewers!!!!!"
"Um, there are 325 million Americans......you got less than 1% of them to watch your shit."
Posted by: Sponge at July 11, 2019 04:16 PM (9gDA7)
Posted by: Allahpundit at July 11, 2019 04:16 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 04:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2019 04:16 PM (KC0Xb)
"Learn to codeine, bitchez!"
- - Zombie Trayvon Traytable, in the permanent down and locked position
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 04:16 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Entire male horde now fully alert at July 11, 2019 04:09 PM (cyuo5)
LOL. I think AtC is a very bright woman with quite a good sense of humor and an incisive way of saying things, but no-I wouldn't think of hitting on her. I wouldn't want to scare her. And old lady hitting on her is probably not her idea of a good time. (and my husband might object.
"Someguy" or more than one: wants to however.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 04:16 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 04:17 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Jeb!,
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I wanna see Jeb grow a Stalin stache and wear tacky uniforms now
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 04:14 PM
****
Don't forget Hillary nailed the East German Vopo Border Guard look.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:17 PM (axyOa)
which left some staffers "embarrassed" and "confused."
"Dood, what's with all the pudding cups?"
"Norah's here, that should calm things down."
"What's she doing with that pudding???"
"OH GOD OH GOD NO! MY EYES!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2019 04:17 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:17 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2019 04:17 PM (RBOtF)
"We KILLED it with 3.2 million viewers!!!!!"
"Um, there are 325 million Americans......you got less than 1% of them to watch your shit."
Posted by: Sponge
Closer to 375 if you count the illegals.
Which we will.
From now on.
On the Census.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 04:17 PM (HDCbD)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 11, 2019 04:18 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: NBC production worker at July 11, 2019 04:18 PM (RD7QR)
Nonsense! I'm not... not... zzzzzzzzz.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2019 04:16 PM
***
Don't mess with my Vanna White time and get the hell off my lawn!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:18 PM (axyOa)
Authentic Black Man from Da Streets, and his sometimes sidekick, Loud Sassy, but Strong Black Woman.
Noble Person of Color fighting against the odds. Lately played by Spanish Speaking Refugees.
And the Noble Band of Warriors, the Dirty Two Dozen, the Democrat Presidential Candidates.
Posted by: rd at July 11, 2019 04:18 PM (EK+Pw)
I bet that was some Steve Ballmer level dancing.
Posted by: annem at July 11, 2019 04:18 PM (bM37c)
Posted by: Kemp at July 11, 2019 04:18 PM (26aeI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 04:18 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 04:19 PM (kjxrM)
It's not really a pep rally without cheerleader outfits and pom poms.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 04:19 PM (TAmPV)
There were many bad words shouted at HR that day.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 04:19 PM (sjdRT)
+227.88
First time ever over 27,000.
Posted by: NBC production worker at July 11, 2019 04:18 PM (RD7QR)
War is Peace, Love is Hate, Prosperity is Poverty.....
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:19 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at July 11, 2019 04:19 PM (B+t5k)
I try watching stranger things and not even really following it now. Flayer rat thing Russian dudes eh I'll probably watch that dark season 2 once it's done
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 04:19 PM (fVYgY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 04:19 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2019 04:19 PM (KC0Xb)
Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2019 04:20 PM (3U3MX)
Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2019 04:14 PM (25Dt7)
The talent show at the Kolyma Gulag was a riot, or so I've been told.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 04:20 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at July 11, 2019 04:20 PM (B+t5k)
Which we will.
From now on.
On the Census.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 04:17 PM (HDCbD)
CNN says Trump is causing a Constitutional Crisis over putting the question BACK on the Census.
Posted by: Sponge at July 11, 2019 04:20 PM (9gDA7)
And that someone can digitally edit Bill Gates' windows launch dance routine into the video.
Because these seem like equally bad ideas.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2019 04:20 PM (yL25O)
I used to watch Meet The Press every Sunday when Tim Russert was alive. He was a Dem, but he was tough with everyone. No exceptions. A real journalist if you will. Unlike that phony Jake Tapper who gets a similar (undeserved) reputation for some reason.
Those value of the Sunday morning shows died with Russert. Sad.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2019 04:20 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:19 PM (bCLt0)
Trump is Obama. Wait, that ain't right...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 04:20 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 04:20 PM (J+mig)
Oh look at the middle-aged white ladies establishing street cred by dancing to one of those young Negro fellows' rap musicales!
Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2019 04:20 PM (3U3MX)
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DJ Khaled is an Arab Muslim.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 04:21 PM (AzW6q)
There's always a forced undercurrent to these affairs, a certain awkwardness. Not that major corporate executive types are all bad people, necessarily. Many are decent and all are hardworking. It's just that 'common touch' angle is irritating. There's a condescending quality to it all that grates on the nerves.
Thank God they never did a dance routine.
Posted by: troyriser at July 11, 2019 04:21 PM (mSO8Y)
I would eye-roll all over the place and say I can't believe we're doing this. Then he would completely sell me, every time.
Fucking guy was charismatic.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 04:14 PM (fuK7c)
Sounds like Steve Jobs' Reality Distortion Field. The guy knew how to get in people's heads.
Posted by: NBC production worker at July 11, 2019 04:21 PM (RD7QR)
other words, CBS has an existing audience that have been with them for
decades, but NO NEW VIEWERS ARE EVER ADDED.
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Not the same people, 18% less people than they had 2 years ago. I don't think death rate accounts for all of that.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2019 04:21 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 04:20 PM (J+mig)
MUMR is in the house???
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:21 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2019 04:22 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 04:22 PM (fVYgY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 04:21 PM (AzW6q)
She's talking about CBS, therefore your facts have NO BUSINESS here, sir.....
Posted by: Sponge at July 11, 2019 04:22 PM (9gDA7)
Oh look at the middle-aged white ladies establishing street cred by dancing to one of those young Negro fellows' rap musicales!
Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2019 04:20 PM (3U3MX)
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DJ Khaled is an Arab Muslim.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 04:21 PM (AzW6q)
Sheikh, Sheikh, Sheikh,
Sheikh, Sheikh, Sheikh,
Sheikh.. Mohammed?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 04:22 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2019 04:22 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 11, 2019 04:22 PM (ZCfi+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 11, 2019 04:22 PM (CwKWC)
Posted by: annem at July 11, 2019 04:23 PM (bM37c)
DJ Khaled is an Arab Muslim.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 04:21 PM (AzW6q)
Sheikh, Sheikh, Sheikh,
Sheikh, Sheikh, Sheikh,
Sheikh.. Mohammed?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 04:22 PM (zBaqJ)
So does he " Rock de Casbah..."???
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:23 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 04:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
Honestly, I think H.L. Mencken is the father of modern, fake news.
Clever man and writer, but he would twist reality six ways from Sunday to make his point.
A True Progressive. And, bonus points, he liked Hitler, early on. And was also something of an anti-semite.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 11, 2019 04:23 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 04:23 PM (AzW6q)
I would eye-roll all over the place and say I can't believe we're doing this. Then he would completely sell me, every time.
Fucking guy was charismatic.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 04:14 PM
****
I worked a few years with a small start up tech firm that is actually survived the TechWreck. The boss did something I admired. Every Friday she's go around and chat with everyone and thank them for their efforts. Very personable and effective.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:23 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 04:24 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jean"
No, but there was a tickle party with Charlie Rose. Hence the depressed staff.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2019 04:24 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: simplemind at July 11, 2019 04:24 PM (AasLN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 04:23 PM (39g3+)
It's the national pastime of Eastern European Jews to revel in the misery of enemies.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 04:24 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious
The DEAD are watching CBS in Purgatory.
Think about it.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 11, 2019 04:24 PM (vcOmj)
You know what I really miss? David Brinkley, George Will, Cokie Roberts, Sam Donaldson.
Unironically. It made Sunday mornings fun. That was all pre-internet so there weren't a million people telling me how wrong it was to like it.
My favorite individual moment was when Sam guffawed at Cokie and said she couldn't possibly have seen Thurmond's record breaking fillibuster and she coldly reminded him that both of her parents were Congress members and yes she'd been in the gallery.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 04:24 PM (fuK7c)
Whoohoo!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 11, 2019 04:22 PM (ZCfi+)
You, ma'am, are a wild woman... salut!!
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:25 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 11, 2019 04:25 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 11, 2019 04:25 PM (H8QX8)
MeAgain Kelly: I'm available for dance routines. In fact I'm available for anything these days
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (kw5n8)
Journalism is the degree for people that were just barely above the line for failing out of college.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2019 04:16 PM (xfb67)
No maff, students require just the ability to have the most poisonous progginess stuffed into the student's head and believe it all.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (7wsmM)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (wmP1k)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Thanks for the out-loud laugh!
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (FTlwv)
It's the national pastime of Eastern European Jews to revel in the misery of enemies.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 04:24 PM (zBaqJ)
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True dat. I've always wondered how it's possible for Christians to do the whole "love thy enemy" thing... I absolutely could not hang with that. I admire it... but that's not me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (AzW6q)
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hmm, I roll by my secretary's desk every morning around 10:00am and say: "thanks for comin' in today". Doesn't generate a positive response . . .
Posted by: simplemind at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (mZzK5)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2014/09/05/ tv-is-increasingly-for-old-people/
"TV is Increasingly for Old People
CBS has the oldest audience with a median viewer of 58.7 years old. "
And with every passing year, their average viewership gets about 1 year older.
That's because, I suspect, that it's the SAME people every year. In
other words, CBS has an existing audience that have been with them for
decades, but NO NEW VIEWERS ARE EVER ADDED.
Eventually, the entire network will be in a nursing home, along with its surviving audience.
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2019 04:09 PM (oFcdC)
patriotism and the rejection of socialism skew old too. CBS has long had an older viewership. They were the network of Murder She Wrote, Walker, and that Andy Griffith thing right?
of course CBS is not patriotic but they have had some more old people friendly shows over the years.
Posted by: Quint at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 11, 2019 04:25 PM (4e+hS)
Don't hate! The guy pulls the tail!
Posted by: Kenneth at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (1V+GI)
Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (yEAdf)
Posted by: Diogenes
It's a lot like that where I work. The CEO walks up and down the hall (between his office, the bathroom and the exit) and says hello to people....Sometimes.
Because most of us are just not worthy to talk to him.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (QDnY+)
My favorite individual moment was when Sam guffawed at Cokie and said she couldn't possibly have seen Thurmond's record breaking fillibuster and she coldly reminded him that both of her parents were Congress members and yes she'd been in the gallery.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 04:24 PM
****
Ahhh...more of the inside the beltway/media incestuous whoring.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (KP5rU)
Honestly, I think H.L. Mencken is the father of modern, fake news.
Clever man and writer, but he would twist reality six ways from Sunday to make his point.
A True Progressive. And, bonus points, he liked Hitler, early on. And was also something of an anti-semite.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 11, 2019 04:23 PM (vcOmj)
And his quote is in the masthead of the HQ. Hmm...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 04:27 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:27 PM (bCLt0)
194 I'm going to wear my #learntocode t shirt and my LOLGETF*CKED hat on my walk Saturday.
Whoohoo!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 11, 2019 04:22 PM (ZCfi+)
It's a bold move, let's see if it pays off in the later rounds.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 04:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM
***
Everyday at 5PM. You can adjust for time zones.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:27 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (KP5rU)
"Beats the shit out of me."
- - Lisa Murkowski
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 04:27 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (wmP1k)
So the weed really IS stronger these days...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 04:27 PM (RD7QR)
Trump has Disdain.
Very different things.
Or as the Duke of Exeter conveyed Henry's thoughts to the Dauphin:
"Scorn and defiance. Slight regard. Contempt. And anything else that might not misbecome the mighty sender doth he prize you. Ah says my king."
Posted by: WonkishRogue at July 11, 2019 04:28 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 11, 2019 04:28 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
At this point, I don't know whether it is so much "love your enemies" as much as a Christian is supposed to pray for your enemies, that there be reconciliation, that you both come to new wisdom, that they will cease to be your enemies.
I dunno. It's hard.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 11, 2019 04:28 PM (vcOmj)
When is the Ace of Spades pep rally scheduled?
Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (yEAdf)
CenTXMoMe is in Oct....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2019 04:29 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Ran Dather at July 11, 2019 04:29 PM (6eEQ+)
Every now and then a man must reevaluate another from a century ago and jam his words into a current cultural context and...
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 04:30 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2019 04:11 PM (N39Ws)
I remember an office Christmas party (fancy lunch) back in 1986, for the corporate staff of a publicly traded company. The previous tradition had been for the CEO to come out, make a speech, and hand out bonus checks. That year, after dinner but before the dessert had been served, he got up and announced that he was taking the company private, so there would be (1) no bonus checks and (2) layoffs. (His plan was to cut costs by any means, and then go public again a year or two later and make himself rich(er).)
After he sat down, everyone except the Executive VP's just got up and left. And then dessert was served. As I headed out the door, I looked back and saw 100 uneaten servings of Bananas Foster neatly set out. Made me laugh (well, after I got to my car, that is).
There was a happy ending, however. The company was eaten up by interest on the debt he used to take it private, his cost cutting crippled performance, and the company eventually was acquired for pennies on the dollar by a competitor. As a wise man once said, LOLGF.
Posted by: HTL at July 11, 2019 04:30 PM (oXxMp)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:30 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2019 04:30 PM (O2RFr)
CNN says Trump is causing a Constitutional Crisis over putting the question BACK on the Census.
Posted by: Sponge at July 11, 2019 04:20 PM (9gDA7)
Stop it!
It HURTS!
Posted by: The Stupid at July 11, 2019 04:30 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:31 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 11, 2019 04:31 PM (ZCfi+)
Posted by: An Observation at July 11, 2019 04:31 PM (+WKux)
Also, "Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way when he finds out, you're a mile away and he ain't got no shoes."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2019 04:31 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat"
I remember as the 1984 election night coverage was beginning, my late father laughed and said "Reagan must be winning big, look at the sour puss on Brinkley."
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2019 04:31 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 04:31 PM (KP5rU)
Continual repeated war is less compassionate than horrendous total war that ruins the entire desire to ever fight again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 04:31 PM (39g3+)
Her mother, Lindsey Boggs, then ran for and won his seat in Louisiana.
Her brother, Thomas Boggs, is one of the most connected if not THE most connected lobbyist in Washington, DC.
Cokie, again, is quite the insider.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 11, 2019 04:31 PM (vcOmj)
* pounce and smooch*
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 11, 2019 04:31 PM (ZCfi+)
Woohoo!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 04:31 PM (NWiLs)
I think a lot of Christianity is this way. Don't just not commit adultery, for example, don't even lust in your heart. It's aspirational and probably prophylactic: trying to make As, you'll probably at least get Cs. Or something like that.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2019 04:31 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 04:32 PM (n/cPs)
217 CBS had the oldest demographic of ANY network in the nation:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2014/09/05/ tv-is-increasingly-for-old-people/
"TV is Increasingly for Old People
CBS has the oldest audience with a median viewer of 58.7 years old. "
And with every passing year, their average viewership gets about 1 year older.
That's because, I suspect, that it's the SAME people every year. In
other words, CBS has an existing audience that have been with them for
decades, but NO NEW VIEWERS ARE EVER ADDED.
Eventually, the entire network will be in a nursing home, along with its surviving audience.
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2019 04:09 PM (oFcdC)
patriotism and the rejection of socialism skew old too. CBS has long had an older viewership. They were the network of Murder She Wrote, Walker, and that Andy Griffith thing right?
of course CBS is not patriotic but they have had some more old people friendly shows over the years.
Posted by: Quint at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (n13/j)
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So they have the same audience they had when they were the Hillbilly Network with Andy Griffith, Green Acres, and the Beverly Hillbillies?
Posted by: rd at July 11, 2019 04:32 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I can't.
I missed empathy the day it was handed out.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 04:32 PM (HDCbD)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at July 11, 2019 04:08 PM (OD54w)
Hot and crazy.
Everything else really doesn't matter.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 04:32 PM (sy5kK)
* pounce and smooch*
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 11, 2019 04:31 PM (ZCfi+)
I remember when my wife used to act like that.......oh so many years ago.....
Posted by: Sponge at July 11, 2019 04:32 PM (9gDA7)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at July 11, 2019 04:08 PM (OD54w)
Hot and crazy.
Everything else really doesn't matter.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 04:32 PM (sy5kK)
Has a nudity clause in all her contracts apparently.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 04:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rd at July 11, 2019 04:33 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Diogenes
Well, that works too.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 11, 2019 04:33 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: kraken"
As I like to remind people, I am a much better Christian than you. May I wag my finger at you?
Posted by: David French at July 11, 2019 04:33 PM (OD2ni)
I am here for my pay and benefits and if I can find a better offer you cannot meet bye bye.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 11, 2019 04:33 PM (aZNua)
"Not gonna lie, it's kinda fun watching a racist fool like this weeping about my presence in Congress," Omar said in her tweet.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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That's one reason I wish people would quit rushing to the mic to protest her and the Gang of Four in Congress. They drink our patriotic tears same as we drink the tears of Never Trumpers. Sigh, not much to do but get them out of office, and how ya gonna do that when her constituents are either Somalis or sympathetic mayonnaise packets?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2019 04:33 PM (M9ntN)
I doubt she thought it was "fun" to watch Tucker destroy her, and destroy her he did
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2019 04:34 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:34 PM (bCLt0)
One of them is the guy in charge of recruiting GOP House candidates for this cycle.
All is well!
Posted by: rhomboid at July 11, 2019 04:35 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
My mother has a picture on the wall of two monks holding signs. One says "Love thy enemy" and the other says "Drink is thine enemy!"
Posted by: Sponge at July 11, 2019 04:35 PM (9gDA7)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 04:35 PM (JUUk1)
beginning, my late father laughed and said "Reagan must be winning big,
look at the sour puss on Brinkley."
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2019 04:31 PM (OD2ni)
you see a lot of that on CNBC with the market during the Trump era. I remember when they used to cheer lead.
Posted by: Quint at July 11, 2019 04:35 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2019 04:35 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I do it in lieu of the strict kosher thing.
Posted by: Miklos, fingers templed at July 11, 2019 04:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Wasn't Lindsay Boggs the homeless lady in NYC that became a cause celebre for libs in the 1980's, until she was no longer useful?
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2019 04:36 PM (OD2ni)
If you give their defeat up to God and ask your guardian angel to keep an eye on them and warn you if they get too close you can go about your life in peace.
And the last thing your enemies want you to have is peace.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 11, 2019 04:36 PM (rw1l7)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 11, 2019 04:36 PM (2b3Mg)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 04:37 PM (fVYgY)
I thought it was "Do unto others before they doeth unto you."
Also, "Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way when he finds out, you're a mile away and he ain't got no shoes."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2019 04:31 PM (xfb67)
Maxim 13: Do unto others.
Maxim 12: A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
http://tinyurl.com/y52kbpvj
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2019 04:37 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 11, 2019 04:36 PM (2b3Mg)
C'mon... guess....
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:37 PM (bCLt0)
If you give their defeat up to God and ask your guardian angel to keep an eye on them and warn you if they get too close you can go about your life in peace.
And the last thing your enemies want you to have is peace.
I'm just to damned impatient for that
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2019 04:37 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Sponge at July 11, 2019 04:35 PM (9gDA7)
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Heh. I probably get my outlook from my mom. Who treats revenge as a high art, and she is the MASTER.
4'10" of "don't you dare fuck with me."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 04:37 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 04:37 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 04:31 PM
****
Absolutely true.
Much better to have a 6 month war that kills 20,000 and leads to total defeat of the enemy, than a war that drags on for 6 years killing 200,000 and with a "negotiated settlement."
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:37 PM (axyOa)
//
Posted by: dananjcon at July 11, 2019 04:38 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: kraken"
As I like to remind people, I am a much better Christian than you. May I wag my finger at you?
Posted by: David French at July 11, 2019 04:33 PM (OD2ni)
Sure.
*grabs finger*
*snaps backwards*
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 04:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 04:38 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: annem at July 11, 2019 04:00 PM
______
#SteinerWirdKommen
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 11, 2019 04:38 PM (HKG71)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 11, 2019 04:36 PM (2b3Mg)
C'mon... guess....
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:37 PM (bCLt0)
Godly faith
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 04:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2019 04:24 PM (zBaqJ)
We got read the riot act about that when we were on the far side of the Red Sea.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 04:39 PM (bOCwl)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2019 04:39 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 04:39 PM (39g3+)
plane crash, was Majority Leader of the Democrats in Congress.
Boggs disappeared here in Alaska along with our Congressman at the time, Nick Begich (father of Mark and conspiracy whackjob Nick Jr.)
The plane has never been found.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 04:39 PM (JUUk1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 03:57 PM (aKsyK)
Think back to 2001 and try to imagine something like Omar being a thing. It's really hard to argue that bin laden didn't win.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 11, 2019 04:39 PM (N4xQB)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 11, 2019 04:39 PM (ZCfi+)
........
Pink Slip Party. Bring cake, and handguns.
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2019 04:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:39 PM (bCLt0)
Unless it was a bunch of alleged adults holding and attending a "pep rally." Sorta reinforces my contention that those people are still psychologically and emotionally teenagers. And that's the upper end of that scale, the majority of them seem to be around 10.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 04:40 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 04:40 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: simplemind at July 11, 2019 04:40 PM (mZzK5)
Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2019 04:40 PM (oiNtH)
What does lolgf mean
Laugh out loud giggle forever
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 04:38 PM (TAmPV)
lmao.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 11, 2019 04:41 PM (hi6cA)
Unless it was a bunch of alleged adults holding and attending a "pep rally." Sorta reinforces my contention that those people are still psychologically and emotionally teenagers. And that's the upper end of that scale, the majority of them seem to be around 10.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 04:40 PM (HaL55)
And the idiot jock is the department Vice President.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 04:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 11, 2019 04:36 PM (2b3Mg)
Get fornicated, or something along those lines.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 11, 2019 04:41 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 11, 2019 04:36 PM (2b3Mg)
C'mon... guess....
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:37 PM (bCLt0)
Godly faith
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 04:38 PM (NWiLs)
Aw, Insom... +1....
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:41 PM (bCLt0)
Outstanding. A Win/Win for America
We get wage reductions and more Boeing 737 crashes while watching taxes go up as the new comers bread schools of new social dependents.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 11, 2019 04:41 PM (lD3vL)
Oh, God, can you imagine the kind of code journalists would turn out? Airplanes would regularly be flying into buildings without hijackers being involved.
Posted by: An Observation at July 11, 2019 04:41 PM (+WKux)
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 11, 2019 04:41 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 04:41 PM (yfm5M)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 11, 2019 04:41 PM (NMAzL)
The plane has never been found.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
I'm not saying it's aliens...
But the Begich family are all aliens.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 11, 2019 04:41 PM (vcOmj)
Sort of like what ought to happen to the 2020 Democratic nominee for President.
Posted by: mercenary13 at July 11, 2019 04:42 PM (9yaRI)
plane crash, was Majority Leader of the Democrats in Congress.
Boggs disappeared here in Alaska along with our Congressman at the time, Nick Begich (father of Mark and conspiracy whackjob Nick Jr.)
The plane has never been found.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 04:39 PM (JUUk1)
Is that the one that crashed onto a glacier?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 04:42 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 11, 2019 04:26 PM (yEAdf)
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Alexthechick, astride a raptor, heralds the entrance of Ace on a palanquin. Fireworks, some light jousting and bear-baiting, and the COBs shake down the audience for voluntary contributions.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 11, 2019 04:42 PM (kQs4Y)
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10 PRINT "orangemanbad"
20 GOTO 10
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 04:42 PM (AzW6q)
We're hiring... Se Habla Espanol?
Posted by: Every McDonalds you've ever been in Amigo at July 11, 2019 04:42 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 04:42 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 04:39 PM
***
Probably right next to Whiley Post and Will Rogers.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:42 PM (axyOa)
LOLGF was a former member of the Horder who spontaneously combusted at the last Texas MoMe.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 04:42 PM (yfm5M)
Godly faith
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 04:38 PM (NWiLs)
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I means LOL-get effed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 04:40 PM (+0VWg)
Why I love this place.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 11, 2019 04:42 PM (hi6cA)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 11, 2019 04:42 PM (ZCfi+)
win unless you hate them back. Then you destroy yourself" ---- R.M.
Nixon
Posted by: Quint at July 11, 2019 04:42 PM (n13/j)
ITC, are you going to make it for both days?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 04:32 PM (n/cPs)
Not sure, but I'm hoping it'll work out that way.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2019 04:42 PM (veoSD)
How can anyone laugh ever since Trump destroyed our country and humanity?
Posted by: everyone at MSNBC at July 11, 2019 04:42 PM (sy5kK)
Yes.
Wow... We'll at least we know
Posted by: Every McDonalds you've ever been in Amigo at July 11, 2019 04:43 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 11, 2019 04:36 PM (2b3Mg)
Laugh Out Loud Gluten Free.
No carbs too - it's Keto.
Posted by: batterup at July 11, 2019 04:43 PM (O4WL6)
I have the fried tarantula on a stick concession.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 04:43 PM (fuK7c)
And it is necessary. Certain people somehow reach a point of "untouchability". I don't know how, whether organically or synthetically manufactured by culture, but they do get there. And that's when they become dangerous.
Certain people - especially those of power and aspiring for more - need to be checked when they turn hostile. They must be shown that there's an uncowed, undeterred presence still with a voice and unafraid to use it.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 11, 2019 04:43 PM (6eEQ+)
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Quite honestly, the only pep rallies I've ever attended were in high school during the late 70s...and they were a blast.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2019 04:43 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 04:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 04:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 11, 2019 04:44 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 11, 2019 04:44 PM (2b3Mg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 04:44 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: wth at July 11, 2019 04:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:44 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at July 11, 2019 04:44 PM (tX3BM)
I have the fried tarantula on a stick concession.
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that's why there's too much paprika on those things . . .
Posted by: simplemind at July 11, 2019 04:44 PM (DV2jY)
Posted by: Guy who always thinks it's time to go at July 11, 2019 04:44 PM (q177U)
You should put that statement on the top of your resume, or at the very least in the cover letter.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 11, 2019 04:44 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2019 04:43 PM (JoUsr)
The pep rallies at my high school were hysterical. Half the student body ditched them and the ones that went just threw things. No one cared but everyone got a kick out of the cheerleaders trying to get so hyped up.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 04:45 PM (bOCwl)
I think a lot of Christianity is this way. Don't just not commit adultery, for example, don't even lust in your heart. It's aspirational and probably prophylactic: trying to make As, you'll probably at least get Cs. Or something like that.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2019 04:31 PM (iys0/)
These are some of the cases of "more theology needed."
So lust is defined as a disordered desire, not a desire, one on which you dwell and obsess. There is no eradicating basic human bodily responses or thoughts, the "lust" admonition is about concentrated disordered desire or obsession. Guy asked me once if he could "lust" after his wife. I asked him if it interfered with his vocation as a husband/father/provider/etc. He said no, so it's not "lust."
"Love your enemy" is about reminding yourself that everyone is made in the image of God and that you don't think of them as objects. Love means more like "act in charity" vs have an emotional good feeling toward. I can't "love" an enemy but I can keep from obsessing over their being damaged in some way. But even that last part is hard since if California fell off, I'd be hard pressed to shed a tear.
Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 04:45 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 11, 2019 04:42 PM (hi6cA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 04:44 PM (+0VW
Hello my dear Fen.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 11, 2019 04:45 PM (hi6cA)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2019 04:45 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 04:45 PM (oVJmc)
Well, maybe not "learn to code" since Congress upped the H1bB Visas,. Learn to wait tables?
Oh, God, can you imagine the kind of code journalists would turn out? Airplanes would regularly be flying into buildings without hijackers being involved.
Posted by: An Observation
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Can you imagine journalists waiting tables?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2019 04:45 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2019 04:45 PM (q177U)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 04:46 PM (HDCbD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 04:46 PM (39g3+)
I knew, when I first saw her turn up on Chrissy Matthews' show (when she worked for Congressional Quarterly) that she was going to be a star. She was smoking! Gorgeous.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 04:06 PM (bOCwl)
Meh.
Posted by: Sooner at July 11, 2019 04:46 PM (Fs5vw)
I think my using the eff word more regularly to help raise "company" morale is not the best of ideas. Let's go with Anna Puma's idea.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 04:46 PM (+0VWg)
But the real question is :
Norah McDonald or Sara A Carter?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 04:19 PM (kjxrM)
Embrace the power of 'and', you dummies!
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 11, 2019 04:46 PM (ufFY8)
I think when a CEO gets fired, they should do an all-hands pep rally that's just a bacchanal, where everyone gets wasted on wine and then eats him alive.
I guess that's why I'm not on the board of any companies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 04:46 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 04:43 PM (fuK7c)
Act fast. The great tarantula migration has started. Haven't seen this many of them on the roads in years.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at July 11, 2019 04:46 PM (w5jr9)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 11, 2019 04:46 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 04:43 PM (NWiLs)
Totally! But Publius tells me what we're doing is gardening, not farming.
Seems like farming to me, with 100 ft rows of vegetables to weed.
I think of that Peloton ad where the lady has sweat dripping off her nose, and I think, "I get that for free and a sun tan to boot!"
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 11, 2019 04:46 PM (NMAzL)
Oh, God, can you imagine the kind of code journalists would turn out?
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10 PRINT "orangemanbad"
20 GOTO 10
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 04:42 PM (AzW6q)
With that I'd be impressed. They could actually write something besides "HELL" after goto
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2019 04:46 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 11, 2019 04:46 PM (4e+hS)
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It always cracks me up in Fast Times... during the "we're going to destrooooy Lincoln!" cheerleaders as someone flies a paper airplane past them.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2019 04:46 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2019 04:46 PM (q177U)
I think my using the eff word more regularly to help raise "company" morale is not the best of ideas. Let's go with Anna Puma's idea.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 04:46 PM (+0VWg)
Afternoon Fen.... what is her idea, please??
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:47 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2019 04:45 PM
****
Didn't she start boinking her brother at 15?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:47 PM (axyOa)
I'm just to damned impatient for that
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2019 04:37 PM (O2RFr)
Yeah there are some people I would like to see die in a fire right this minute.
But I'll settle for them roasting for all eternity. IF they don't change their ways. And I do hope they will change.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 11, 2019 04:47 PM (rw1l7)
God calls us to be better than we are, in fact he calls us to be PERFECTLY HOLY as He is. Which we can't pull of, ever. That's why Jesus came, and lived a perfectly holy life in our place as our representative, and that is presented to God in our place. We can't do it.
But it gives us a goal to strive for anyway. And the doing and dying of Jesus Christ gives us the motivation. Such love, for me? How can I do less than try?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 04:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2019 04:45 PM (JoUsr)
Barky is still the clear leader in that category and did enough damage to cement his legacy for a long, long, long time. The population that elected him will be a laughing stock and cautionary tale for millenia into the future. The most insane society that has ever existed on Earth - and the dumbest.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 04:47 PM (bOCwl)
Hello, kind and decent Bob.
I'm sorry; I realize my jumpy computer is annoying to everyone including me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 04:48 PM (+0VWg)
the oldest of the old. I'm gettin up there but almost nobody in my
generation watches network news broadcasts. Its older generations that
do, and they're dwindling every year. Its a dying sector of the
economy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 04:39 PM (39g3+)
So is teaching and studying non politicized, cause based history. Go to a history seminar on the Civil War, American Revolution, or World War 2, The gray hair will be abundant.
But I am with you. I don't watch that crap either. If I need info I know where to look.
Posted by: Quint at July 11, 2019 04:48 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 04:31 PM
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Absolutely true.
Much better to have a 6 month war that kills 20,000 and leads to total defeat of the enemy, than a war that drags on for 6 years killing 200,000 and with a "negotiated settlement."
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:37 PM (axyOa)
yes, just like that original Star Trek episode.
myself, instead of reporting to elimination booths because of some fake electronic attack, my preference was more "Rat Patrol". Want war, mf'ers? This is how it is done!
it was 1966, after all.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 04:48 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 04:48 PM (+H0tZ)
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2019 04:46 PM (q177U)
Don't use Google searches. Starve the beast.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 04:48 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 11, 2019 04:48 PM (hi6cA)
Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 11, 2019 04:48 PM (tp5ES)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair"
Did you go to Ridgemont High?
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2019 04:49 PM (OD2ni)
Most likely their particular plane went down in the Gulf of Alaska, but it could be anywhere. Not a trace has ever been found.
There have been a bunch of planes that have gone down on glaciers.
We still occasionally find planes that were lost in WWII up here. They've been working on recovering the remains from one large WWII crash for the last couple of summers (the work can only take place in the summer, and even then the weather often prohibits work). At least those families now finally know for sure what happened to their relatives. Sadly, many of those who knew them have undoubtedly also passed on by now.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 04:49 PM (JUUk1)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2019 04:46 PM (JoUsr)
It was very much like that, though not nearly as funny. I think we even stopped having pep rallies. Our football team really sucked, anyway.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 04:49 PM (bOCwl)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2019 04:45 PM (JoUsr)
Barky is still the clear leader in that category and did enough damage to cement his legacy for a long, long, long time. The population that elected him will be a laughing stock and cautionary tale for millenia into the future. The most insane society that has ever existed on Earth - and the dumbest.
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Yep O Blah Blah did more harm. So far.
If, G-D forbid Omar ever got into the oval office she'd have death squads roaming the country within the first week.
Posted by: simplemind at July 11, 2019 04:49 PM (mZzK5)
I wonder if Nora got buzzed and lightened up a little bit, showing off her legs.
Loosen up baby!
I could see her reaction...LOL.
Don Trump is the Al Czervik of DC. Norah is tighter than Buddy Rich's snare drum.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 11, 2019 04:49 PM (7wsmM)
Posted by: Every McDonalds you've ever been in Amigo at July 11, 2019 04:49 PM (O2RFr)
But it gives us a goal to strive for anyway. And the doing and dying of Jesus Christ gives us the motivation. Such love, for me? How can I do less than try?
Does your theology have room for the concepts of "regeneration" and "sanctification" ?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 11, 2019 04:50 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun
Did I tell you that I am running for office soon?
(flips double birds at everyone!)
Posted by: Megan Rapinoe, kickball bitch at July 11, 2019 04:50 PM (vcOmj)
I'm sorry; I realize my jumpy computer is annoying to everyone including me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 04:48 PM (+0VWg)
mmmmiiiiiissed it I guess.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 11, 2019 04:50 PM (hi6cA)
Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2019 04:50 PM (MVjcR)
That was my generation. Generation A for apathy. Didn't give a damn about anything, gave up on life, it was all stupid and pointless. We were nihilists at age 13, kinda sad, really.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 04:50 PM (39g3+)
When I left four years ago, I stopped watching ALL local news.
I could not be happier about that decision.
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 04:50 PM (+H0tZ)
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Mr. Black has to go to them, as well, every so often. They are "Team Huddles." Rah rah rah! He calls them Team Cuddles because they're supposed to make you feel good.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2019 04:50 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 04:50 PM (J+mig)
AtC = Alex the Chick
AOC = Alex of Chick
AOS = Alex of Spades
Posted by: Chris M at July 11, 2019 04:50 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2019 04:50 PM (G0vdT)
Didn't she start boinking her brother at 15?
Posted by: Diogenes
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She never boinked her brother. She married him for fraudulent immigration purposes.
She's clitoris-free. How much would she boink unless she was pressured?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2019 04:51 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily at July 11, 2019 04:51 PM (fuK7c)
Did I tell you that I am running for office soon?
(flips double birds at everyone!)
Posted by: Megan Rapinoe, kickball bitch
I'd laugh but the media is promoting her for that because she is so "inspirational." There words not mine
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2019 04:51 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 04:51 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2019 04:45 PM
****
Didn't she start boinking her brother at 15?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:47 PM (axyOa)
Omar left Somalia as a 6 year old kid.
Went to Kenya for 5 years, then America gave her family a free pass here.
I don't believe she had met Al Franken yet.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 04:51 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Emil Moresi at July 11, 2019 04:48 PM (tp5ES)
Balloon art. Katie Couric is cheap and has her own clown nose.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 04:51 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 04:51 PM (KP5rU)
The retards in our HR Dept had an Ice Cream Social the other day. I did not attend because I hate them.
Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2019 04:50 PM (MVjcR)
You hate ice cream?
What *are* you?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 11, 2019 04:51 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 11, 2019 04:52 PM (oZ6kz)
The Bible teaches all about that, yes.
Regeneration is when you are made a new creation by God, and able to NOT sin.
Sanctification is about being made through the work and power of God in concert with our efforts to be better every day, and more shaped in his image, and culminates in being perfectly glorified in paradise.
That's what the Bible teaches. We'll never be perfect here. God clearly demands perfection. "Be ye holy as I am holy" wasn't a suggestion or an exaggeration.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 04:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 11, 2019 04:51 PM (O2RFr)
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Awesome. She should throw her hat in the ring. Ain't none of 'em - not even Castro - gonna out-woke that bitch.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 04:52 PM (AzW6q)
You should have gone and demanded "two scoops".
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 11, 2019 04:52 PM (lD3vL)
Yup. She's a moslem.
Posted by: Chris M at July 11, 2019 04:53 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: simplemind at July 11, 2019 04:49 PM (mZzK5)
Yeah, but I don't think they'd be HER death squads if you get my drift.
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2019 04:53 PM (q177U)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Speaking of that mincing ponce, he took a selfie of himself wearing the USA's Women's Soccer shirt with his name on it (of course) congratulating them on being absolutely the best! What was your favorite part Barky? When Rapinoe took a knee or the American flag on the ground?
Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2019 04:53 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 04:53 PM (fVYgY)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 11, 2019 04:53 PM (2b3Mg)
If, G-D forbid Omar ever got into the oval office she'd have death squads roaming the country within the first week.
Posted by: simplemind
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Fortunately, she's disqualified on account of citizenship, but she could be a very scary Secretary of Anything under President Ocasio-Cortez.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2019 04:53 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Quilp at July 11, 2019 04:53 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Frosty at July 11, 2019 04:54 PM (WkaWu)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 11, 2019 04:54 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable?
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Doubtful she will be invited to the Oval office.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:54 PM (axyOa)
No, that one was found (or more accurately, never missing... they crashed on takeoff, with witnesses).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 04:54 PM (JUUk1)
Posted by: An Observation at July 11, 2019 04:54 PM (+WKux)
Nah, she's the kind that convinces OTHER people to wear the bomb. You ever notice its never a mullah or a sheikh doing those suicide missions?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 04:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2019 04:55 PM (KC0Xb)
Posted by: yumper at July 11, 2019 04:55 PM (rNi/8)
Posted by: Quilp at July 11, 2019 04:53 PM (Bf3hj)
...and say, in unison, "That's not funny!"
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 04:55 PM (RD7QR)
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10 PRINT "orangemanbad"
20 GOTO 10
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
More like
10 x=1
20 POKE x
30 x=x+1
40 GOTO 20
Why yes, department stores with Commodore 64s on the floor would have learned to hate me if they knew it was me doing it, why do you ask...
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil, now with extra hardware at July 11, 2019 04:55 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2019 04:55 PM (n/cPs)
Posted by: simplemind
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Fortunately, she's disqualified on account of citizenship, but she could be a very scary Secretary of Anything under President Ocasio-Cortez.
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Yes. But she's relatively young and a lot can happen to a constitution in 20 years with successive democratic presidencies.
Posted by: simplemind at July 11, 2019 04:56 PM (1opb2)
Huddles." Rah rah rah! He calls them Team Cuddles because they're
supposed to make you feel good.
Yeah, if they really wanted me to feel good, they'd give me a nice fat raise. The rest of that is just corporate bullshit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 04:56 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 04:54 PM
***
And here I go learning something...again.
I did not know that.
I am a huge fan of Will Rogers.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:56 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: An Observation
Nope. A durian fruit.
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Cavil, now with extra hardware at July 11, 2019 04:56 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2019 04:56 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2019 04:56 PM (KC0Xb)
I think the pressure is baked into the cake there. Women are seen as passive receptacles of the male's seed. They aren't expected to get any pleasure from it (and indeed, the clitorectomy ensures that they don't).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 04:56 PM (JUUk1)
I always read "LOL" as "lots of laughs" but I think most people read it as "laugh out loud".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 04:56 PM (bOCwl)
No, Christianity is a Jesus Does It faith, and I respond in love and faith to His actions.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 04:57 PM (39g3+)
I think one thing Tucker got wrong about Omar last night is that he said she learned to hate America once she got here in our school system. Her father was a straight up Marxist and she learned it at home.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 04:57 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: windbag at July 11, 2019 04:57 PM (g4IvO)
Posted by: Caliban at July 11, 2019 04:57 PM (qEujL)
Beginning to wonder if the disconnect between public desires on immigration and actual policy will grow even *worse*, under Trump, and despite him. Looking that way now. Hot economy may enable the country to suffer irreversible damage on this key issue while politicos - including Trump - feel no consequences.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 11, 2019 04:57 PM (QDnY+)
I did not know that.
I am a huge fan of Will Rogers.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:56 PM (axyOa)
Yeah.
Learning new things here, is it a bug or a feature?
Either way, it works.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 04:57 PM (sy5kK)
LOL. The husband's plant had a minor fire the other day.
It was also hot out.
HR gave out popsicles.
It seems to me that they're saying "start a fire, get a popsicle"
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 04:57 PM (+H0tZ)
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 11, 2019 04:57 PM (RuIsu)
This negotiated peace crap gave us North Korea and Vietnam. Go in. Kill them all. Stay a bit. Leave.
Japan and Germany come to mind. Nukes save lives.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 11, 2019 04:58 PM (aZNua)
Posted by: G Spot at July 11, 2019 04:58 PM (fuK7c)
Have any of you seen the CNN add where they show an apple and tell you
that facts matter, because no matter how many people tell you it is a
banana, it's still an apple. I'm tempted to leave the voice overs and
replace the apple with a banana - since that is much closer to actual
CNN programming.
I see a different message: CNN = fruits.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 04:58 PM (HaL55)
BTW,
I always read "LOL" as "lots of laughs" but I think most people read it as "laugh out loud".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 04:56 PM (bOCwl)
I think most of them are lying.
Posted by: Quint at July 11, 2019 04:58 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 11, 2019 04:59 PM (QDnY+)
Huddles." Rah rah rah! He calls them Team Cuddles because they're
supposed to make you feel good.
Yeah, if they really wanted me to feel good, they'd give me a nice fat raise. The rest of that is just corporate bullshit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 04:56 PM
****
HR gets a budget for this crap and it lets them show the boss how great they are.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 04:59 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 04:59 PM (VpIIl)
Yes. But she's relatively young and a lot can happen to a constitution in 20 years with successive democratic presidencies.
Posted by: simplemind
=====
True. And I think she has a very good chance at being a US Senator from MN in a term or two.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2019 04:59 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Ben Had"
Heh. We have a monthly partners meeting where the Managing Partner hands out the A/R list and says two things:
1. If you have clients on this list, get them to pay.
2. If you don't have clients on this list, get some clients.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2019 05:00 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 11, 2019 05:00 PM (iB1oa)
I think this essentially is the domestication of Jesus. Not a radical, just a fellow, who had perfectly ordinary things to say.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2019 05:00 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: simplemind
=====
True. And I think she has a very good chance at being a US Senator from MN in a term or two.
===
Now that's horror movie in the making . . .
Posted by: simplemind at July 11, 2019 05:00 PM (1opb2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2019 05:00 PM (KC0Xb)
Perverse incentives.
Like the Dilbert cartoon where the boss announces a big bonus for every bug they find in the code, and Wally says "I'm gonna go write myself a new minivan."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 05:00 PM (JUUk1)
Doesn't Pelosi know that these kids could be scared for life ?
Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 05:00 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 05:00 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 11, 2019 05:01 PM (JUUk1)
I think one thing Tucker got wrong about Omar last night is that he said she learned to hate America once she got here in our school system. Her father was a straight up Marxist and she learned it at home.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
======
Just like Obama.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2019 05:01 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 05:00 PM (bCLt0)
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Lutefisk. Not even once.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 05:01 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 05:01 PM (BbGew)
There is something really wrong with Minnesota, isn't there??
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 05:00 PM (bCLt0)
yes
Posted by: Quint at July 11, 2019 05:01 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 05:02 PM (fuK7c)
======
This is where I once again recommend watching FARGO the series especially season three.
Yes. Yes there is.
Posted by: simplemind at July 11, 2019 05:02 PM (1opb2)
The best part is when comp is down, you get an email. Maybe not even that, the Exec sometime tells you in between steak lunches and jaunts to Switzerland.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 05:02 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: simplemind at July 11, 2019 05:02 PM (mZzK5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 05:02 PM (fuK7c)
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Didn't he do that awhile ago?
Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2019 05:02 PM (G0vdT)
The suffering part will hopefully be on the enemy.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 11, 2019 05:03 PM (rw1l7)
There's a peculiar sort of stupid malevolence in Omar. Distinctive in her alien, vile, unbelievable mindset and behavior.
Her mindset is typical of every muzzie I've ever met. They have no business in my country. There are over 50 muzzie-dominant countries, they should go live there and leave us alone in peace.
But their death cult tells them to conquer the world or kill everyone in it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 05:03 PM (HaL55)
Just how stupid do they think we are?
Posted by: Caliban at July 11, 2019 05:03 PM (qEujL)
It means love, but the Christian concept of love is a lot different than the popular culture version. You don't show love to someone by letting them continue to do evil. You show love by stopping them and even punishing them for doing wrong.
Which is more loving: your child lights the cat on fire and you go "what a scamp!" or go "that's wrong" and punish them?
Love isn't all nice and friendly and giving and ignoring people's wrong. Its doing what is best and most constructive and good for them, even when they don't like it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 05:03 PM (39g3+)
As I said, I missed it. Or I forgot. When did we start having standards around here?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 05:03 PM (fuK7c)
Waaay too many women named in one sentence. I may have found the problem....
Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 05:04 PM (cF8AT)
There is something really wrong with Minnesota, isn't there??
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2019 05:00 PM (bCLt0)
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Paul Bunyan at July 11, 2019 05:04 PM (TAmPV)
You wanna boost morale? Take a million of each of those fucker's compensation and distribute it among the rank & file.
Posted by: West at July 11, 2019 05:04 PM (2taY5)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 05:04 PM (BbGew)
"Top aide". That's rich.
ShakeYerBooti or ChakraBorat or whatever has his hand jammed three feet up her ass, working her mouth like a fucking muppet. Unfortunately for him, she doesn't shut up when he takes it out.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 11, 2019 05:04 PM (JUUk1)
How on earth is setting a cat on fire wrong?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 05:05 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 05:05 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 05:05 PM (QkjLD)
And some times, its just not possible to boost morale. I mean, no matter what you do with pay or parties or stand up desks or whatever, if your industry is dying, its dying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 05:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2019 05:05 PM (KC0Xb)
Alexthechick, astride a raptor, heralds the entrance of Ace on a palanquin. Fireworks, some light jousting and bear-baiting, and the COBs shake down the audience for voluntary contributions.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 05:05 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 11, 2019 05:05 PM (iB1oa)
How on earth is setting a cat on fire wrong?
=========
Ok I'll guess...
Forgetting to swing it around overhead by its tail afterwards?
Posted by: simplemind at July 11, 2019 05:06 PM (1opb2)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 05:06 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 05:06 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2019 05:00 PM (iys0/)
"Love" in the Bible is an ethical imperative. That's what Jesus means when he says the law is based on love.
Posted by: Caliban at July 11, 2019 05:07 PM (qEujL)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 11, 2019 05:07 PM (Wz5OP)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 05:07 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 11, 2019 05:07 PM (hi6cA)
palanquin. Fireworks, some light jousting and bear-baiting, and the COBs
shake down the audience for voluntary contributions.
Needs a giant animatronic float of Ace, like the one of Trump in that Italian parade.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 11, 2019 05:07 PM (JUUk1)
FIFY
Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 05:07 PM (VpIIl)
I am reminded of the "Heavy Metal" cartoon movie.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 11, 2019 05:08 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 05:08 PM (JUUk1)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 05:08 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2019 05:00 PM (iys0/)
"Love" in the Bible is an ethical imperative. That's what Jesus means when he says the law is based on love.
When you've reduced "love your enemy" to pop lyrics - "What is love? Baby, don't hurt me" - I think you've miscalculated.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2019 05:09 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2019 05:09 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 05:09 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 05:03 PM (39g3+)
Does this ring a bell? "Love does no wrong to a neighbor; therefore love is the fulfilling of the law."
Posted by: Caliban at July 11, 2019 05:09 PM (qEujL)
Plus a big Macy's parade balloon of an Ewok. With a gaggle of drunken Morons trying to hang onto the ropes and getting alternately pulled up in the air trying to keep it from floating away.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 05:10 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2019 05:09 PM (iys0/)
I don't remember posting this.
Posted by: Caliban at July 11, 2019 05:10 PM (qEujL)
-- Steve Jobs to a candidate for the job of HR Director, when Apple first got big enough that they were forced to hire one.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 05:11 PM (JUUk1)
Posted by: MAGA at July 11, 2019 05:11 PM (2BrFd)
Alexthechick, naked, and astride a raptor,...
FIFY
Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 05:07 PM (VpIIl)
You, sir, are a great American.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2019 05:11 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 11, 2019 05:11 PM (JUOKG)
I think this essentially is the domestication of Jesus. Not a radical, just a fellow, who had perfectly ordinary things to say.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2019 05:00 PM (iys0/)
I blame those stupid Love Is posters with the naked little freaks on them.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 05:11 PM (TAmPV)
Plus a big Macy's parade balloon of an Ewok. With a gaggle of drunken Morons trying to hang onto the ropes and getting alternately pulled up in the air trying to keep it from floating away.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 05:10 PM (HaL55)
Followed by a gigantic balloon replica of a big ginormous bottle of Valurite.
Followed by a gigantic balloon replica of a big ginormous cup of pudding.
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2019 05:12 PM (Lz9fr)
-- Steve Jobs to a candidate for the job of HR Director, when Apple first got big enough that they were forced to hire one.
-----
Truer words were never spoken.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 11, 2019 05:12 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 11, 2019 05:12 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2019 05:09 PM (iys0/)
I don't remember posting this.
Posted by: Caliban at July 11, 2019 05:10 PM (qEujL)
426 "Love your enemy" just means don't do them any harm. We're not being asked to do the impossible and love them in an emotional sense. That would be like asking someone who hates lima beans to love them.
Posted by: Caliban at July 11, 2019 04:57 PM (qEujL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2019 05:12 PM (iys0/)
Cool. Since we don't actually have any human-capable space launch platforms at the moment (thanks, Obama!), there's really no reason for "administration" there.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 05:12 PM (JUUk1)
Posted by: Quint at July 11, 2019 05:13 PM (n13/j)
it turns out that it is a felony to knife someone, even if he's too sleepy for secks.
also there is this -
"Chapman is also facing a probation violation charge in connection with her guilty plea last year for illegally possessing marijuana, crystal meth, and the antidepressant Xanax. She was sentenced in October to two years probation"
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2019 05:13 PM (wmP1k)
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2019 05:13 PM (tH5fk)
Followed by a gigantic balloon replica of a big ginormous cup of pudding.
Posted by: filbert at July 11, 2019 05:12 PM (Lz9fr)
----
And a release of flaming skulls.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 11, 2019 05:14 PM (iB1oa)
(flips double birds at everyone!)
Posted by: Megan Rapinoe, kickball bitch
I loved her penalty kick celebrations, sprinting to the corner and holding up her arms to say "look what I did!", whereas the men usually save that shit for a real goal.
Posted by: x at July 11, 2019 05:14 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 05:14 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 11, 2019 05:14 PM (9Qsvx)
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2019 05:14 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 05:14 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at July 11, 2019 05:15 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2019 05:15 PM (wmP1k)
Posted by: annem at July 11, 2019 04:00 PM (bM37c)
fremdscham
Posted by: m at July 11, 2019 05:15 PM (uXX7B)
Everyone's going online. They will all keep plummeting until they reach a point of stagnancy.
Recent headline at newsbusters.org
Sad Trombone: Fox's Jump in Online Popularity Has CNN Worried
yep
I wonder how Fox Nation is doing. I cannot subscribe outside the country.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2019 05:15 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 11, 2019 05:16 PM (hi6cA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 11, 2019 05:16 PM (hi6cA)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 05:16 PM (HDCbD)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 11, 2019 05:17 PM (hi6cA)
Posted by: Quint at July 11, 2019 04:35 PM (n13/j)
You think they're bad, try the Bolsheviks on Bloomberg. It's about as objective as HuffPo
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2019 05:17 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: Caliban at July 11, 2019 04:57 PM (qEujL)
...
Except that God himself actually Loved us when we were still His enemies.
Love your enemy is the call to demonstrate to a world still at enmity with God the kind of love that He showed to degenerates like us.
This is clearly not the sort of thing one does in one's own strength--at the same time, Jesus is saying it's possible.
Note also that Jesus' love of his enemies didn't stop Him from explaining to their faces that they were hypocrites and from chasing them with corded whips.
I love the verse where the disciples are like "hey, did you know, because maybe you didn't quite mean to, that you made the Pharisees upset?"
But Jesus love of his enemies (us) is what is ultimately demonstrated on the cross.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2019 05:17 PM (yL25O)
for those people who have had bad experiences with HR it's understandable. I still think Jobs was probably a sociopath-Very brilliant at what he did and could be charming but utterly self absorbed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (+0VWg)
Plugs: 26%Fauxcahontas: 19%KamalToe: 13%Senile Communist Muppet: 13%ButtJizz: 7%O'Cuck: 2%Yang: 2%
None of the rest of the clown car breaks 1%
I guess the news here is that Yang is now tied with O'Cuck, but he's got a daunting road ahead of him, primarily because he's merely a classic tax-and-spend Democrat, not a crazy communist racist.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 05:19 PM (JUUk1)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 05:20 PM (BbGew)
And some times, its just not possible to boost morale. I mean, no matter what you do with pay or parties or stand up desks or whatever, if your industry is dying, its dying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 05:05 PM (39g3+)
Corporate morale (and morale in general) is not totally dependent on circumstances.
There are plenty of happy thriving dirt-poor villages where people are happier than your average resident of Beverly Hills. There are industries in decline where certain companies can still motivate their people to do their best work.
You can do things that actually help morale, such as giving out bonuses where you can, or you indulge in selfish and disconnected vanity projects and say you are "doing something". Each type of behavior tells staff something.
What do you think the vanity video is telling them?
Posted by: West at July 11, 2019 05:21 PM (2taY5)
Posted by: MAGA at July 11, 2019 05:11 PM (2BrFd)
GOOD. Those guys couldn't launch a squirrel into space.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 05:22 PM (RD7QR)
Buttaguy is pandering to blacks with affirmative action
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 05:23 PM (BbGew)
https://tinyurl.com/y2jmhp8s
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 05:14 PM (AzW6q)
I think we are seeing the first glimpses into a true horror show. The powerful Left are truly evil.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 11, 2019 05:24 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2019 05:20 PM (BbGew)
you are not missing anything. I wonder what his numbers are like because he has really missed a step over the last few years. Hell the guy peaked in the 90s so that says something. A lot of us hung on for a long time.
Posted by: Quint at July 11, 2019 05:26 PM (n13/j)
it was 1966, after all.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2019 04:48 PM (sy5kK)
The British were so dumb to have all those tanks and aircraft, when all they really needed was more jeeps with 50 cal MGs on them to win the war.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2019 06:02 PM (FTPn0)
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