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"Murses" -- Male Purses -- Are the "Hot New Accessory" for "Men"
My J. Crew messenger bag is looking a lot more butch now, isn't it?
Heathens.Stylish gents no longer have to be confined to carrying bulky backpacks or overstuffed billfolds, thanks to the new must-have accessory taking over designer's spring 2020 men's runways -- the "murse." Man bags in the way of cross-body satchels, fanny packs, top handle totes, and compact clutches were among the biggest trend to emerge on the recent men's spring 2020 catwalks.
Forget man bags: 'Murses' are the hot new accessory for men https://t.co/giJKRKTgQa pic.twitter.com/Xnzog6n4JD
— New York Post (@nypost) July 8, 2019
Forget men’s heels: It’s all about the man purse. https://t.co/GYUIEYtcNE
— Vogue Magazine (@voguemagazine) July 6, 2019
I Test-Drove the “Murse,” Summer’s Surprising Breakout Trend - The man purse has yet to fully break into the mainstream. Think of a “murse,” and that scene in The Hangover—where Alan is ridiculed for his cross-body style—instantly comes to mind. (“It’s a satchel,” he retorts d... pic.twitter.com/23pVG6Yh6M
— effinfun (@effinfun) July 4, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:31 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2019 07:32 PM (+F2XQ)
That looks like loot that someone got when they mugged My Little Pony.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (VkWRL)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (HDCbD)
A Romphim is a "male" (?) romper.
Anyway, for THREE WEEKS i have seen almost nothing but gay dudes in rompers in ads.
when will this hell end?
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (VkWRL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Guam tipper at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:34 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 10, 2019 07:34 PM (bIrK9)
Posted by: NCKate at July 10, 2019 07:34 PM (lknvV)
Posted by: Aviator at July 10, 2019 07:34 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Bete at July 10, 2019 07:34 PM (F9322)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:34 PM (VkWRL)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:35 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:35 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Guam tipper at July 10, 2019 07:35 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: Guzalot at July 10, 2019 07:35 PM (Qno7L)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:35 PM (H4VdJ)
https://twitter.com/Chaos_Effect/status/
1149033475573338112
Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2019 07:35 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:35 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Cicero
For their male vagina.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (HDCbD)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (VkWRL)
It's like the whole fashion industry is the original troll.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (cfSRQ)
I love how these sites and magazines try to sell stuff to men like they do women.
Women's magazine: NEW HOT STYLE, wearing your pants on your head!
Woman: ooh I need to get head pants!
Men's magazine: NEW HOT STYLE...
Man: turning page ignoring the stupid crap
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: trapper's girl at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (WA8sK)
Posted by: Minnfidel
Put the bourbon in a Camelback and cut the grass.
Posted by: Aviator at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: no good deed at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Beto at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (3XGst)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (Rarvo)
And maybe only within a certain demographic, the same one that was so enamored with "romp-hims," IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (VkWRL)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (z+X2W)
Posted by: Someguy at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (mX8Vr)
Posted by: Minnfidel
Put the bourbon in a Camelback and cut the grass.
Posted by: Aviator
^^^^^^^^^^
He gets it!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (HDCbD)
Posted by: E at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (d/pkF)
Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (+uDPK)
That bag doesn't even lift bro.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (sU35+)
Posted by: Aviator at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM
Hmmmm. Cut, jib, newsletter.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (H4VdJ)
Fanny packs are already back. I've seen several teen/early twenties gals wearing them this summer.
Posted by: no good deed at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (MmFTx)
If you carry that, there must be a pocket to put your balls in.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (VkWRL)
Those go in your boyfriend's murse.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (t6MX/)
The Mobius also has a CCW compartment ... not that I'd need anything like that.
Posted by: The Packetman at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (+DegE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: dartist at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (L9T8R)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (oVJmc)
---
Not always.
Go look at old films. They had style then.
Now it's pretty much "What stupid things can we make people do?"
BTW, Melania has never had an objectively bad look. Ever.
You know I'm right.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (cfSRQ)
Someone at Vogue made a bet with the designer - this cannot be serious fashion.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Marcus T
?? You have to turn your balls in when you buy one.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (HDCbD)
To be clear I draw a distinction between homosexuals, with whom I have no real problem except a distaste for their bedroom antics, but whatever floags your boat,
and fags like these.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (ttazl)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (cTHyD)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: jsg at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (3XGst)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (A+M5E)
Not after that tragic canoe accident ...
Posted by: Adriane the Children's TV Critic ... at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: saxinis at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (19WbT)
Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM (D2IX6)
Get the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker signature model.
Because he's very ... uh ... stylish. Stylish, yes, that's it.
And when they talk about "men's runways," that's not a euphemism, is it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (B6Nsl)
Must be a misprint.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (cY3LT)
The flowery one? wth?
Hubby has a nice leather bag that he uses only when he travels. For his ipad, phone, passport, etc. The iPad is the problem. It's big and needs protection.
I still carry a laptop bag, his is half the size.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (+0VWg)
wait in the bottom photo...are those MEN?!?!
*****
way to go, now we're all gonna get in trouble for misgendering
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (h1jJh)
Gay cowboys would be a literal improvement.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (H4VdJ)
A few years back they were passing them off as "messenger bags". I asked
a guy who had one if he was a messenger. He just looked at me
quizzically.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (H4VdJ)
T'was a dude who thought himself fashionable back ca. 2004 who carried a gentleman's satchel. He did not like it when I complimented his purse.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (t6MX/)
Come on Hipsters! Make the ghost of Liberace proud!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (D2IX6)
Posted by: The Fraternal Order of Kansas City Faggots at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: no good deed at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM (MmFTx)
That might not be a bad idea. Of course, you could get hassled by the cops if it looks too realistic.
Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (nrEjw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Shelf Life at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (aKsyK)
Also good twist -- the father sent them to this abandoned,
decommissioned base filled with early 1970s computers just to keep them
safe.
Turns out Lookout Mountain was a real place where DOD kept all the BOMB films.
Posted by: DaveA at July 10, 2019 07:41 PM (FhXTo)
TBF, I always wonder how men carry around enough stuff to get them through the day without a carry-thing of some sort. If I got rid of all my strictly-female things, I would still have:
glasses
sunglasses
phone
earbuds
money, credit cards, etc
toothbrush
keys
Can you get all that into your pockets?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 10, 2019 07:39 PM
Yea, me to..except, well, damn tippy canoes.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:40 PM (39g3+)
Beside all the dating interest from men?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (KbCvz)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (cTHyD)
@tomselliott
"MSNBC panel on Megan Rapinoe:
- "You could see her with a political future."
- "You could see her at the Democratic convention."
- "She's probably the coolest woman in America right now."
- Megan Rapinoe, you make us all believe. God bless you.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:36 PM (VkWRL)
"Get yours now! Be the toast of the bathhouse!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (ZCfi+)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (4upo5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (Oc2sd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (jXrK7)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: DaveA at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: budman at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (GAe1x)
https://tinyurl.com/n9mqoje
Just in case.
Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (bIrK9)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (B6Nsl)
sunglasses
phone
earbuds
money, credit cards, etc
toothbrush
keys
Can you get all that into your pockets?
no. it's a problem. In the winter you have extra coat pockets but when it gets warm, you have to break out the (yes) J. Crew Messenger Bag.
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (PbpT7)
Fashion designers want thin models because they want them to look like the 13-year-old boys they want to molest.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: ArthurK at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (L8rV2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (n/eZB)
Posted by: Fritz at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (k3g2v)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (BbGew)
Maybe you could jazz up your tool belt with some sequins and a ribbon or two...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (VkWRL)
Posted by: WhatWasMyName at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (UNyae)
My J. Crew messenger bag is looking a lot more butch now, isn't it
Ace has been on the messenger bag beat for 5 1/2 years now.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (TAmPV)
Those things, in the pictures up there?
Those are not men. You may call them soyboys, or prancing princesses, or even Kansas City faggots. But they most certainly are not men.
You see, men have balls. Yes they do and they know how to use them. Maybe it's for fighting, maybe for fucking, whatever the occasion they know how to use the balls. Anything that carries a purse does not own any balls. Oh I'm sure there are some womyns who keep a man's balls in their purse but they do not own those balls. Nor do they actually have a man. Because no ma would ever allow a womyns to carry his balls in her purse just as no man would carry a purse.
Those are not men. Simple!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (myjNJ)
Anyway, I'm glad we're forgetting "men's heels."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (M9ntN)
https://tinyurl.com/y2fn24ya
Posted by: Bert G at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Eromero at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (UUkQp)
So maybe semi manly? Might have to ditch the newsprint cover.
Posted by: Tallahassee at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (xV6Pj)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (M9ntN)
My oldest has allergies. I carry epi-pens, etc., in a backpack, which is also a convenient place to stash extra mags, flashlight, IFAK, etc.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (t6MX/)
Someone at Vogue made a bet with the designer - this cannot be serious fashion.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 07:38 PM (bDqIh)
You gotta admire the fashion industry. They keep churning out uglier and sillier nonsense, year after year, and year after year, the gullible buy it up.
They're not like, say, the NFL or Gillette or Nike. They know who their market is, and who it is not, and they give them what they want.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (cY3LT)
@tomselliott
"MSNBC panel on Megan Rapinoe:
- "You could see her with a political future."
- "You could see her at the Democratic convention."
- "She's probably the coolest woman in America right now."
- Megan Rapinoe, you make us all believe. God bless you.
Posted by: redridinghood
She'll own that dumb jock/angry lesbian demographic.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (Oc2sd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (Cus5s)
I guess my 5 1/2 years of messenger bag expertise should just go fuck itself, right?
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Guam tipper at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (C1Lsn)
Dear NYC: Please keep your "fashion" shit up there.
Thanks!
Normals of America
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (VkWRL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: jsg at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (3XGst)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Infidel at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (BLFnH)
through the day without a carry-thing of some sort. If I got rid of all
my strictly-female things, I would still have:
glasses
sunglasses
phone
earbuds
money, credit cards, etc
toothbrush
keys
Can you get all that into your pockets?
****
wallet in back right pocketkeys and change in front right pocketcell phone in left front pocketgun...aint saying
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Eromero at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (UUkQp)
Not even if your position would be on top?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (Mouru)
Yeah, good for a .50 Casull or a Walker Colt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Kramer of Kramerica Industries at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (PbpT7)
when it gets warm, you have to break out the (yes) J. Crew Messenger Bag.
Posted by: ace
=====
I knew it!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (KbCvz)
---
Those were the days...
Posted by: SMH at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: ArthurK at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM
I am guessing that's not what is in that murse. I am going to bet it's a massive dildo.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (yolcu)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Honey, do you have room in your purse for my sunglasses, keys, phone, sunscreen, chapstick, and comb?
Posted by: Mr Morticius at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (h1jJh)
I guess my 5 1/2 years of messenger bag expertise should just go fuck itself, right?
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (PbpT7)
---
You don't just have a messenger bag, you have a DEGREE in messenger bag.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (ptqGC)
They come with a free throat punch and blanket party.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (VkWRL)
I use one as a day pack while hiking ever since developing bursitis in my shoulder, which has caused me to cut down a lot on regular backpack use.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Eromero at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (UUkQp)
"Yoo hoo! We'll be in the rear, right behind you, you big sillies!"
Muttered response: "Yeah, that's why we're worried."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (B6Nsl)
They go so well with the powderhorn, and where else are you going to keep your ammunition and cleaning tools?
Posted by: Grey Fox at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (bZ7mE)
Not that there's anything wrong with that! Everybody does it, it's natural.
Posted by: The Suddenly Nervous Democrat Party at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (Zo1XC)
@tomselliott
"MSNBC panel on Megan Rapinoe:
- "You could see her with a political future."
- "You could see her at the Democratic convention."
- "She's probably the coolest woman in America right now."
- Megan Rapinoe, you make us all believe. God bless you.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (RBOtF)
I swear, two years ago they were saying the exact same words about Michael Avenetti. Except "he" for "she".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (sy5kK)
My dad was the same way. I keep my wallet as slim as possible. I saw an article about how your wallet can throw off your back when you sit, causing you pain. I couldn't help but think "man I wish I had that much cash in it"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Revenant at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (bD2Jh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM
***
Just looking at them dropped my T count by 10 points. And at my age I can't afford that.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (axyOa)
I am laughing so hard right now. Oh, man, that was perfect. Y'all crack me up.
Posted by: no good deed at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (MmFTx)
Never mind when the phone power gets low an I have to bring a spare battery charger and cable.
Maybe I need a murse after all.
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (nDe2U)
97 To be fair, Sean Connery did wear a male romper in Goldfinger and he still looked sexy as hell.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (ZCfi+)
Did absolutely nothing for me.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (C38+F)
Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (+uDPK)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (UU59y)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (VkWRL)
Thom Browne suits.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y36wj4g9
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: mikeski at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (Zo1XC)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (C1Lsn)
A real man carries a briefcase, or he lugs around his shit, awkwardly in his hands. He makes two trips if he has to.
Those are his only options.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Weasel at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (MVjcR)
Weather forecasters are basically saying, "Ehhh, Whaddaya?" about this storm in the Gulf. That means the eye will pass over my house, Force 5.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Miklos , Cassandra-like at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (QzkSJ)
We look like hoboes fresh off the Night Train Express. Total improvement.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (JgA4k)
And no offense, but all you fellas saying "I could put my gun in there,"
I'm not reading that as "no way would I be caught carrying a purse."
What I'm hearing is "I'm halfway there."
Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (cY3LT)
That is called "curious."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (t6MX/)
And no offense, but all you fellas saying "I could put my gun in there,"
I'm not reading that as "no way would I be caught carrying a purse."
What I'm hearing is "I'm halfway there."
Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2019 07:46 PM (cY3LT)
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I had three *entirely different * riffs on this, but I chose to hold fire.
Because I like my job and I post under a real name.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (gC2IV)
My oldest has allergies. I carry epi-pens, etc., in a backpack, which is also a convenient place to stash extra mags, flashlight, IFAK, etc.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
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The backpack, disguiser of murses.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM (C1Lsn)
I usually just wear my briefs under my clothes.
Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (H4VdJ)
stop it, just, stop it.
Posted by: bananaDream at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM
Ace is a Real Journalist(tm)!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (63BV5)
It carries my eye glasses, ear muffs, a few tools for small metal work, some Hoppe's #9, and about a thousand rounds of ammo.
It is the ultimate fashion accessory at the range, yet so very practical!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (sy5kK)
glasses
sunglasses
phone
earbuds
money, credit cards, etc
toothbrush
keys
Can you get all that into your pockets?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM (M9ntN)
briefcase or laptop bag for many men
also, entry badges, and parking passes...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (htgmn)
Look how "fierce" those gay models look.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (ptqGC)
And that's not even Blue Steel!
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (A+M5E)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (13dPG)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (0vBSl)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (ZCfi+)
Posted by: AllahPoundme at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (ykYG2)
when will this hell end?
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (PbpT7)
ABANDON HOPE ALL YE THAT ENTER HERE.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (oVJmc)
Fellas, a backpack is just a murse that your boyfriend can use when he's doing you from behind.
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (axyOa)
So she's a prophet? Uggggggh!
I don't need Megan to help me with my beliefs.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Bruce at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (vd8XM)
Yeah they claim its about how the clothes hang on the models or something but I'm not buying it. If your clothes only fit a gamine size .01 then you're not really designing clothes for humans.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (13dPG)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM
No but I know a fag in Utah who has binders of women.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (+uDPK)
"MSNBC panel on Megan Rapinoe:
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 07:47 PM (sy5kK)
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The soccer player who stomped on the flag, right?
Okay, sure.
Let me tell you about this incredible real estate opportunity...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Eromero at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
If those street gangs from "The Warriors" could time travel to today, they'd conquer NYC. It would be an improvement.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (Oc2sd)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y36wj4g9
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (bDqIh)
Gucci seems to pride itself on trolling their customers...
https://www.gucci.com/int/en/ca/men/mens-
ready-to-wear-c-men-readytowear
Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Bosk at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (/Njku)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (VkWRL)
"Dammit I trademarked that!!"
--Sonny Crockett
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (M9ntN)
Where else am I going to put my crocs?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Golfman at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (OE84+)
Thanks Pixy!
Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (L9T8R)
Hi Insom! Big, sloppy smooches for you!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM (ZCfi+)
Aw yeah!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (NWiLs)
I should make an Ironic Murse out of a 1970s Charlie's Angels lunchbox with a cross-chest strap.
I'm a hipster influencer!!!
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (PbpT7)
That's why I hired that team of Sherpas.
Posted by: MooMoo! at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Tentotwo at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: El Jefe Maximo at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (B9OsQ)
"I just had a sandwich and an apple"
--D-FENS
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:49 PM (39g3+)
I'm the bad guy ?
Posted by: jsg at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (3XGst)
Whaddaya?" about this storm in the Gulf. That means the eye will pass
over my house, Force 5.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 07:48 PM (Wx/+I)
For this one the eye is irrelevant. I'm expecting 15-20" of rain.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: no good deed at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 10, 2019 07:44 PM
Yeah. And if you're a man who wants to wear a purse, you wear a kilt with a sporran in front. Or a tool belt. Or a creel, if you're super manly so women can say, "Oh, I like your creel... and your pole, big guy."
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (/+bwe)
There's a trick to that. You hold it by the bag, not the straps, like you're picking up a dog or something. That way it doesn't look practiced and professional, it looks like something you grabbed and are looking for where to put it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (/EfYW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: J. Geils at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (EgshT)
when will this hell end?
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (PbpT7)
ABANDON HOPE ALL YE THAT ENTER HERE.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (aS1PU)
equality to the left means androgynous
no longer baby steps
the transgender movement is the arc
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (vEIlU)
I bet i could make $20,000.
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Thai Tranny at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (VEoSV)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (13dPG)
Make the strap out of laminated, connected magic the gathering cards
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (QzkSJ)
--Sonny Crockett
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (39g3+)
And he stole the t-shirt under the jacket from me. Wrightsville Beach 1979.
Posted by: Golfman at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (7A4qQ)
The world has gone crazy.
Posted by: Infidel at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (BLFnH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: the Sacred Band of Thebes at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (nDe2U)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (BbGew)
I'm a hipster influencer!!!
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (PbpT7)
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I don't know.
That was when Charlie's Angels were both attractive and feminine.
Could be triggering today.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (cfSRQ)
When I'm put on the spot I try the bicep curl with my wife's purse. A few reps of that and then arms length triceps extension. With some manly grunts.
Posted by: bananaDream at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (l6b3d)
No. Words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (ptqGC)
She couldn't be that much worse than the other 22,000 Democrats running for president.
Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2019 07:55 PM (htgmn)
Come on, seriously?! This is so empty.
Posted by: no good deed at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (bDqIh)
Warriors....Warriors....Warriors....
Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (+uDPK)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (+lVUW)
JUST squeaked in
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Arbalest at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Infidel at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (BLFnH)
Posted by: mikeski at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (P1f+c)
Could be triggering today.
...
could be anything -- happy days, battlestar gallactica, steve austin, scooby doo, whatever.
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (VkWRL)
Posted by: Soy Manufacturers at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (EgshT)
No. Words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM
Well, she's qualified to run as a Democrat, considering she has absolutely no understanding of basic economics and how revenue and earnings work.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (7A4qQ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (ZCfi+)
She hates America so she's totally qualified.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (Mouru)
So of course Rachel Maddow asked Rapinoe if she'd consider a run for president.
No. Words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM (ptqGC)
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I think that was what the commoners call a "pick-up line."
But I could be wrong.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:43 PM (ptqGC)
And that's not even Blue Steel!
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 10, 2019 07:50 PM
The first film is my guilty pleasure.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM
****
Women always ask me what I'm wearing under my kilt. I smile and say, on a god day, lipstick.
On a great day. multiple shades!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (axyOa)
Helps a lot if you look like Don Johnson
It was a super easy Halloween costume though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (39g3+)
No. Words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh a
Thought they'd be in camps by now.
Not winning.
Dammit
Posted by: Golfman at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (OE84+)
No. Words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:54 PM
She really was hoping she'd take a run at her.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (ykYG2)
Dibs on the Evel Kneivel one.
Posted by: no good deed at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (yL25O)
America Hate makes her wet.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Fritz at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (PbpT7)
Let me know when you release the Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea model.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Manufactured News Network: at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (Oc2sd)
This... this is all I've ever truly wanted. I don't ask for much. I'm a simple man with simple wishes.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (PbpT7)
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We are close contemporaries, my friend.
Starbuck was a GUY.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (cfSRQ)
ot
AOC Sued for the Second Time in Two Days Over Blocking People on Twitter, This Time By a Democrat
A second lawsuit has been filed against Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez by a former Democrat Assemblyman that she blocked on Twitter, one day after the first one was filed by GOP congressional candidate Joey Saladino.
Wednesday's lawsuit was filed by Former New York Assemblyman Dov Hikind, who was blocked by Ocasio-Cortez for criticizing her over her comparing border detention facilities to "concentration camps."
One America News Network host Liz Wheeler and Ryan Saavedra of the Daily Wire are both also signed on to the lawsuit.
On Tuesday, the 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals upheld a ruling that President Donald Trump cannot block people on Twitter, as it violates their First Amendment rights.
ht thegatewaypundit
She really is a child. So many on the left just never grew up.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (vEIlU)
--Sonny Crockett
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (39g3+)
And he stole the t-shirt under the jacket from me. Wrightsville Beach 1979.
Posted by: Golfman
You didn't have a Jan Hammer soundtrack.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (Oc2sd)
Also pretending its a football, faking passes, holding it close and dodging invisible defensive lines work.
Posted by: bananaDream at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (l6b3d)
I'm holding out for Buck Rogers
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (39g3+)
and produce a lightweight set of boxing gloves, then challenge you.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (VkWRL)
That is spectacularly awesome.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (wYseH)
I'm a hipster influencer!!!
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (PbpT7)
Dear sweet Jesus.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (PbpT7)
...
I'll take Hong Kong Phooey.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (yL25O)
I don't know a single person who bothered to walk out to the gay anti American parade.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (VkWRL)
Out, Loud, and Proud my Bitches!
Posted by: Fritz at July 10, 2019 07:58
I weep for Western Civilization.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (vISJk)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (QMwOT)
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Disagree. Kate Jackson. She also carried a snub-nosed .38.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (cfSRQ)
https://tinyurl.com/y5y8m2or
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (rnXGe)
Why? Because she hates America and won't shut her big ugly pie hole? That's what the dems think of as POTUS qualifications?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (t6MX/)
Summer dontcha know. Spend time outside till late, so lurking, little posting.How the heck are you doing?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (L9T8R)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (cTHyD)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (nDe2U)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (rWDV1)
But those things in the picture? Yeah, those are awful.
What I'm seeing more and more at work is younger guys wearing dress loafers and no socks.
"Dammit I trademarked that!!"
--Sonny Crockett
I see that a lot in Korean drama. Usually the guys who are younger and (by Korean standards) non-conformists.
Posted by: Grey Fox at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Tater Stetler at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (I9p1S)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (z+X2W)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:59 PM (VkWRL)
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I don't know a single person who went. Your point?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (13dPG)
Blame protease inhibitors.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Manufactured News Network:
Thanks for the been on the monitor.
Posted by: Infidel at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (BLFnH)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (M+Lyo)
How are you? I've missed you around the ONT!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 07:57 PM (ZCfi+)
and howdy to both of you!
nurse, what do you think of the new Husky uniforms?
I think they look much better with out the Swoosh.
I did like the chrome-gold helmets, though.
and no more black! sorry, black isn't a Dawg color.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (sy5kK)
sunglasses
phone
earbuds
money, credit cards, etc
toothbrush
keys
Can you get all that into your pockets?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 10, 2019 07:42 PM
I'm heading out and all I'm takin' with me is my phone, wallet, keys
Yeah, phone, wallet, keys
Just those three things please, need my phone, wallet, keys
https://bit.ly/2CKKH9l
Posted by: Adam Sandler at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (7A4qQ)
However, here's the chance to make some $. Start selling Bulwark Bags.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (I1oSB)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (rWDV1)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (bDqIh)
I'm going with Cheryl Ladd.
Cheryl Ladd did not show nipple. I don't think she even went braless as an Angel.
Farrah's nipples are the best two Charlie's Angels ever.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (fuK7c)
The Lefts heroes. America hating Lesbian Kick Ballers.
I don't know a single person who bothered to walk out to the gay anti American parade.
Posted by: Marcus T
Waiting for the high school boys team that beat them to get paid the same.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (L9T8R)
Thom Browne suits.
Wasn't his grandfather the one who had a little Indian? Talk about ahead of your time...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Infidel at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (BLFnH)
For this one the eye is irrelevant. I'm expecting 15-20" of rain.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM (rnXGe)
It doesn't even need to be a hurricane for that to cause a hell of a lot of trouble. Good luck.
Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (vEIlU)
She'll be primaried and lose.
Never to be heard from again.
Posted by: Golfman at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (OE84+)
10 Y + 1 = "Man-bags are the latest rage"
20 Y + 2 = "Men's skirts are the latest craze"
30 Y + 3 = "Men's coulettes are the latest rage"
40 Y + 4 = "Men's makeup is the latest craze"
50 Goto 10
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (DrqHq)
I keep crackers in mine
Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM (+uDPK)
In grad school a guy showed up in the lab with a briefcase. To embarrass him some wag bellowed across the rather large floor, "Hey whaddya got in there, your lunch?"
The guy held up the briefcase, pointed at it, and said, "Gym clothes."
And thus was a legend born.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (B6Nsl)
tinyurl.com/y3xvchdd
Island was classically called "Keros", which name I didn't know, but the marble was quarried over in Naxos. 2600 BCish. Probably before the actual Greeks so we're looking at relatives of the Minoans.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (L9T8R)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 10, 2019 07:37 PM
Well it sure as hell isn't us!
Posted by: Devo at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (4A5fG)
--------------------
JUST squeaked in
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (39g3+)
Yeah, I don't want to blow the margins, especially on this thread, I don't want to be blowing anything.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (cY3LT)
sunglasses
phone
earbuds
money, credit cards, etc
toothbrush
keys
...wait, why is someone packing a toothbrush to go shopping again?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 07:53 PM
Holy shit! I hope they are wrong and you are OK. Keep your powder dry. Damn.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (WEBkv)
Rapinoe and her girlfriend nude for the ESPN Body Issue. You're welcome everybody!
https://tinyurl.com/y5y8m2or
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (rnXGe)
---
If I may quote South Park.
Ahem.
"You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (cfSRQ)
A little up, a little down.
Went to Florida a couple weeks ago. Insom and I had a lovely time and got to meet BackwardsBoy and B Gal.
It was super fun!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (ZCfi+)
Posted by: Skip
Aha, you have noticed.
Posted by: John Gheynard Keynes at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: CN at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (t6MX/)
BTW, we've been celebrating our 30th this week. I think this is the first time I've commented since the book thread.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (VaN/j)
I'm going with Cheryl Ladd.
Cheryl Ladd did not show nipple. I don't think she even went braless as an Angel.
Farrah's nipples are the best two Charlie's Angels ever.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (fuK7c)
GTFO Jaclyn Smith was a goddess
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (39g3+)
Field-expedient shiv.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (t+qrx)
There was no point wearing a bra, Farrah had nipples like a cow's udder. She was pokey in a parka
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (39g3+)
Puerto Rico's former education secretary, others arrested in federal fraud probe
Former education secretary Julia Keleher and five others have been arrested on charges of steering federal money to unqualified, politically connected contractors.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (xPl2J)
Beer. I see my spelling is wonderful this evening. I'll just go sit in the corner.
Posted by: Infidel at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (BLFnH)
...and I couldn't even figure out that you meant beer. gees. tequila time.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (H4VdJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y5y8m2or
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM (rnXGe)
*****************
Soccer moms can be so proud of their daughter's hero.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:56 PM (39g3+)
Very topical.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (B6Nsl)
10 Y + 1 = "Man-bags are the latest rage"
20 Y + 2 = "Men's skirts are the latest craze"
30 Y + 3 = "Men's coulettes are the latest rage"
40 Y + 4 = "Men's makeup is the latest craze"
50 Goto 10
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (DrqHq)
Men's makeup is already being pushed IICR.
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (13dPG)
No one would know what it's really being used for, and you would look like a Savior of the Climate.
Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (1g7ch)
tinyurl.com/y3xvchdd
Island was classically called "Keros", which name I didn't know, but the marble was quarried over in Naxos. 2600 BCish. Probably before the actual Greeks so we're looking at relatives of the Minoans.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (ykYG2)
Sure you got the right link there?
Posted by: Grey Fox at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (VkWRL)
Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (sdi6R)
And a shit-ton of overtime!!!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: freaked at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (UdKB7)
--Sonny Crockett
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (39g3+)
And he stole the t-shirt under the jacket from me. Wrightsville Beach 1979.
Posted by: Golfman
You didn't have a Jan Hammer soundtrack.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 07:58 PM (Oc2sd)
Good call on that blast from the past musician. It was a damned good theme song.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (sy5kK)
Confession: I own one fanny pack. It's a light leather much like suede. It's filled with fishing gear. It can easily be non-nonchalantly slung over the shoulder.
Brown trout fear me. Cutthroats envy me.
Posted by: Fritz at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (ZCfi+)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (VkWRL)
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Over 100 comments! Duh!
Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (WEBkv)
Former education secretary Julia Keleher and five others have been arrested on charges of steering federal money to unqualified, politically connected contractors.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (xPl2J)
Wut? Knock me over with a feather.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (B6Nsl)
https://tinyurl.com/y5y8m2or
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 08:00 PM
OMG, the carpet matches the drapes! Just kidding, didn't look, don't care. Fuck her, not in the good way.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: "Miklos" Flashman at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (QzkSJ)
I keep crackers in mine
Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 07:51 PM
So do I! Do you work at Brandt/Leland too?
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (7A4qQ)
They are pushing men's fragrances super hard too. I get it, these are companies who see half the population ignoring their product, and they want that cash but its not gonna happen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (k3g2v)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (VkWRL)
Posted by: MW at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (hNTtn)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (t6MX/)
My sister had a friend that looked exactly like Jaclyn Smith.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (aS1PU)
And it doesn't quite look totally gay.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (VkWRL)
Priorities.
Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (htgmn)
"You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (cfSRQ)
I think that image earned someone a time out!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM
Why are they considered a bad thing? I think cargo shorts are manly.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (ykYG2)
...and they were gay soccer players?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (8lGpb)
*ahem* Bronco Bama was elected twice, I'll have you know.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (HaL55)
Sending good thoughts on the other!Dropping off now, need to eat...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 10, 2019 08:07 PM (L9T8R)
Posted by: Grey Fox at July 10, 2019 08:08 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Eromero at July 10, 2019 08:08 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: MW at July 10, 2019 08:08 PM (hNTtn)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (VkWRL)
_______
A rare case of actual progress.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2019 08:08 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: fleaped at July 10, 2019 08:08 PM (UdKB7)
Agree about the new uniforms.
Black is not our color
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (ZCfi+)
That's RAAAAACIST!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 08:08 PM (NWiLs)
>>>I weep for Western Civilization.<<<
Confession:
I own one fanny pack. It's a light leather much like suede. It's filled
with fishing gear. It can easily be non-nonchalantly slung over the
shoulder.
Brown trout fear me. Cutthroats envy me.
Posted by: Fritz at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (kLDv+)
Fish sticks fear you.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 10, 2019 08:09 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:03 PM (cfSRQ)
Mental picture of Oprah Winfrey.
Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2019 08:09 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 08:09 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (H4VdJ)
They munch the drapes too?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:10 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:10 PM (ykYG2)
Might even fill a stadium.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 10, 2019 08:10 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Realistic Tranny at July 10, 2019 08:10 PM (/S8YC)
I've carried a fanny pack for years. It has my medicine and a bunch of tools in it. An adjustable wrench, a couple of screwdrivers, a small boxcutter, a drum key, guitar picks, stuff like that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:10 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 10, 2019 08:10 PM (8lGpb)
I had the coolest lunch box ever. Rat Patrol. Wish I still had that thing.
Posted by: fleaped at July 10, 2019 08:10 PM (UdKB7)
BTW, we've been celebrating our 30th this week. I think this is the first time I've commented since the book thread.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 10, 2019 08:04 PM (VaN/j)
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Congrats! Not easy in this day and age.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (cfSRQ)
The silver kind? I always wanted one of those when I was in school. I could never get a thermos to last longer than a few weeks though that glass interior always got shattered.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (84wAH)
In other News, Cuck Tarlson is hitting the "I'm not raciss", Civ Nattery nonsense hard tonight. Did another advertiser call it quits?
Posted by: Quilp at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: PabloD at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (F1m5e)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 08:05 PM (sy5kK)
Best soundtrack on a tv show ever.
https://youtu.be/qSARDlHh-Mg
Posted by: Golfman at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (xPl2J)
I like the Mark Henry one where he is holding a 45 lb plate, and it almost isn't enough to cover him. I once watched that dude slam dunk in a dunking contest. Phenomenal athlete.
Posted by: no good deed at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (8lGpb)
They are pushing men's fragrances super hard too. I get it, these are companies who see half the population ignoring their product, and they want that cash but its not gonna happen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (39g3+)
Can moisturizers and exfoliants be far behind?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:12 PM (H4VdJ)
Me too!!!
All episodes available on YouTube. It hasn't aged very well.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2019 08:12 PM (SRl2q)
Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Moki at July 10, 2019 08:12 PM (mFoNl)
Is it camouflaged to look like your butt so no one can see it?
Posted by: fleaped at July 10, 2019 08:13 PM (UdKB7)
Let me know when you release the Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea model.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Richard Basehart!!
Posted by: Gypsy the robot at July 10, 2019 08:13 PM (aKsyK)
Food court, is a guess. Some people like to brush after every meal.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:13 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 10, 2019 08:13 PM (xInes)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 10, 2019 08:13 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 08:13 PM (rnXGe)
medicine and a bunch of tools in it. An adjustable wrench, a couple of
screwdrivers, a small boxcutter, a drum key, guitar picks, stuff like
that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:10 PM (HaL55)
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I think these are like earrings.
There's an ear that means "gay" and an ear that means "straight."
If you wear it on your ass = gay.
If you wear it over your crotch = loser, but straight.
I could be mistaken.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:13 PM (cfSRQ)
10 Y + 1 = "Man-bags are the latest rage"
20 Y + 2 = "Men's skirts are the latest craze"
30 Y + 3 = "Men's coulettes are the latest rage"
40 Y + 4 = "Men's makeup is the latest craze"
50 Goto 10
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 10, 2019 08:02 PM (DrqHq)
Just the stuff to wear to the AIDS clinic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (O8WFE)
Lunch boxes are for sissies.
Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (JgA4k)
There's an ear that means "gay"
Let's face it, that's either ear.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (xPl2J)
Perhaps if had the word "concealed" in it?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (3H9h1)
"Tactical Murse"
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (rnXGe)
Testosterone.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 08:06 PM (fuK7c)
That's what women inject into them to make them sooper hard and erect.
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (13dPG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 10, 2019 08:11 PM (8lGpb)
so it's Mexicans for dinner, Bob?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (sy5kK)
I used to wear a fanny pack at concerts and music festivals, but I
always wore it in front. It was good for carrying, um, supplies.
Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:12 PM (sdi6R)
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"I will direct the Right Honorable Gentleman to my previous remarks."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (cfSRQ)
Former education secretary Julia Keleher and five others have been arrested on charges of steering federal money to unqualified, politically connected contractors.
This really surprises me, not.
Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (+uDPK)
15" ...wow ... I tried to get home on the day we got 21" in one day ... parked on the median or RE.Lee ... there was like 8" of water running down RE Lee north of City Park ... I walked the rest of the way up into Lake Vista ... if I'd stayed where I was, car would have been in 3' of water. crazy.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 10, 2019 08:16 PM (rWDV1)
Yeah, it was my mistake. I had another tab opened that I hadn't realized I had open and clicked on that by mistake - since it was a link that had been posted earlier I thought that you had had a copy failure and had pasted an old link when making up the tinyurl.
Posted by: Grey Fox at July 10, 2019 08:16 PM (bZ7mE)
Really? Once you get off my lawn do you want to make $25 cutting it?
Posted by: fleaped at July 10, 2019 08:16 PM (UdKB7)
When I need a fashion accessory I'll get a book of matches.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 10, 2019 08:16 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Eromero at July 10, 2019 08:16 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 10, 2019 08:01 PM (M+Lyo)
...
You know, cargo pants peaked at just the right time for me.
I never had to carry a diaper bag when my kids were little.
I could stuff all I needed in those suckers.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 10, 2019 08:16 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Weasel at July 10, 2019 08:16 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (ykYG2)
No boulder, it's a she. I've known her since college. I assumed she had neurons firing, but I am seriously doubting it now.
Although she did have a very cute mountain goat calf in the picture. It was overshadowed by that damn shirt.
Posted by: Moki at July 10, 2019 08:16 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (xU8wd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JTB at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (bmdz3)
21" in one day ... parked on the median or RE.Lee ... there was like 8"
of water running down RE Lee north of City Park ... I walked the rest
of the way up into Lake Vista ... if I'd stayed where I was, car would
have been in 3' of water. crazy.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (Cus5s)
I have a 55" 4k TV that's supposed to be delivered today. Tracking says it's still Out For Delivery. If it doesn't get here in the next 45 mins I don't think I'll be seeing it until next week sometime.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (rnXGe)
But seriously, there's guys walking around in fucking dresses. Skinny shits, in skirts or shorts that look like skirts - and panty hose and boots - and purses (or these weird under-arm slings with micro-dogs) More than once. I can really see why the sentiment CA drops into the ocean is out there. I truly feel like Grandpa Simpson.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (sLicW)
If you do a "Cheryl Ladd Charlie's Angels" image search, there's plenty
of Cheryl Ladd nipple. She was showing nip in the first promo shot, one
which when I saw it I remembered, er, fondly.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 10, 2019 08:14 PM (O8WFE)
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The sunset of the Old World was fair to see.
Posted by: Winston Churchilll at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (cfSRQ)
6 degrees of Charlie's Angels nipples.
Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (+uDPK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (sy5kK)
They give me gas. Actually I've pretty much been drinking my dinner for the last week. Don't judge me. I have olives though so there's that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flight Attendant, Port Side at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (q9+CU)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (8ruUE)
just another one of those tiresome comments I had to field when I was doing MAGA II: The Not So Much Winning in '18.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:18 PM (ykYG2)
Puerto Rico's former education secretary, others arrested in federal fraud probe
Wait, I thought everyone in Puerto Rico died in that hurricane.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 08:18 PM (Wx/+I)
Just did. Even added the word nipple to the search. Nothing but Farrah.
http://bit.ly/2S7Q3B8
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 08:18 PM (fuK7c)
"I will direct the Right Honorable Gentleman to my previous remarks."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (cfSRQ)
Yes, I think you're probably correct.
Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:18 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 10, 2019 08:18 PM (rWDV1)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at July 10, 2019 08:18 PM (Jj+59)
Thanks. That took at least four years of tread life off of my balls.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (EgshT)
It also has space for stuff I might buy or dumpster dive.
Posted by: FlimFlammed at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (xpKpV)
There's an ear that means "gay" and an ear that means "straight."
If you wear it on your ass = gay.
If you wear it over your crotch = loser, but straight.
I could be mistaken.
Before a gig one night, the drummer axes me if I have a small adjustable wrench to adjust something on his drum kit. I reach in that fanny pack and pull out my wrench. He hands it back to me, looks at the pack and says in a thick Bostonian accent, "Well, I guess I can't call that a fag bag no mowah."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: sherpa_k2 at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (BsCoj)
I saw him again last summer for the first time in 10 years. First thing we did was give him shit about the murse.
Posted by: Dude at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (jvQ5d)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable?
I feel bad for Rachel's wife, Chrissy Hayes. She'll be so jealous.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (Oc2sd)
Posted by: Cuckshed Weakly at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (Pu/Kw)
Could they please please please use some 'male' models that look more
macho than anorexic female models? These guys look like Minne Mouse
could whup their asses.
Posted by: JTB at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (bmdz3)
shut your mouth!
Posted by: Gay 'talent recruiting' guy at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 10, 2019 08:18 PM
Yea Ilhand Bromar spawned. Of course we don't know which relative turkey basted her rotten cooch. IQ of a chicken.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:20 PM (H4VdJ)
omg the RACISM and WHITE SUPREMACISM on display!!!
DEPLATFORM HIM, Social Media Friends!!! Deplatform this Nazi with all due haste!
Posted by: Noted Conservative AllahPundit at July 10, 2019 08:20 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (oVJmc)
I could kinda respect that. That would take balls.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 10, 2019 08:21 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 08:21 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Dan at July 10, 2019 08:21 PM (WWTCC)
Posted by: sherpa_k2 at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (BsCoj)
Tucker is on FIRE. Rightfully so.
Posted by: Marybeth at July 10, 2019 08:21 PM (4pK1/)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 10, 2019 08:21 PM (UUBmN)
New??
Meathead had one 40 years ago on All In The Family. Archie got a real kick out of it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:21 PM (bOCwl)
Even though it didn't have the Vida Taylor noodz.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:21 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (39g3+)
There was a surprising amount of nudity in some PG movies back in the 80s that would've gotten PG-13 or higher now. I think the MPAA or whoever changed their sensibilities at some point.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 08:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable?
Why do you think she's on the show . . .
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 10, 2019 08:22 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2019 08:22 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable?
Takes a licking and keeps on kicking.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (NWiLs)
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I'll see your $230 electric bill and raise you $70...
Posted by: lin-duh at July 10, 2019 08:21 PM (UUBmN)
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But my home is small and humble, not some palatial 8,000 sf estate like you have!
Posted by: Weasel at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (sdi6R)
Not sure if the issues are annual etc.? There's a local gal who was part of the first female duo to win gold in cross country skiing. She was in it, I looked. Jesse Diggins. Cute as a button and what a rear. You're welcome.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (1on5E)
Posted by: booknlass at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (xIKXj)
Because there is no thread anywhere on here anytime that doesn't mention breasts and/or nipples and Bandersnatch will helpfully provide links for any men who can't figure out how to search this on their own.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (yAc+w)
Posted by: Weasel
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Not everything in Texas is bigger...
Posted by: lin-duh at July 10, 2019 08:24 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 08:24 PM (Oc2sd)
$230 electric bill. Sheesh!
Posted by: Weasel
I would be ecstatic over a $230 electric bill this time of year.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 08:24 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:17 PM (39g3+)
Tanya Roberts deserved the exception. Everyone agreed.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:24 PM (bOCwl)
the one wearing jeans looks as if he hasn't eaten in weeks.
Posted by: booknlass at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (xIKXj)
Crack and meth will do that.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM (QMwOT)
Depending on my gear when I'm traveling light, I have 3 over-shoulder camera bags, one is rather slender and compact. but at least they're black, look all high tech and I'd actually have at least a camera, lens(es) and flash in there. Last time I had one was at Blade 2019 in GA, I also had a bunch of knives in it. Nobody ribbed me, even once. And it was a pretty macho crowd.
But yeah, I guess it's as close to a purse as you can get - except my wallet isn't in there. You wouldn't want my wallet anyway. At least the stuff in the camera bag is worth something.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM (d6Ksn)
lol
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM (PbpT7)
474 Oh my gosh Tuck Carlson has spent the past 20min. in the opening of his show destroying Omar. Brutal and on point.
Posted by: sherpa_k2 at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (BsCoj)
Tucker is on FIRE. Rightfully so.
22min putting her through the meat grinder. An opening that will live in infamy. Yeah it's gonna leave a mark.
Posted by: sherpa_k2 at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM (BsCoj)
Even though I've posted thrice about ancient Greek islands here in this thread tonight, I would like to assure everyone I am still fiercely, severely manly.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM (ykYG2)
I have a very particular set of skills.
Posted by: Liam Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM (fuK7c)
$230 electric bill. Sheesh!
Posted by: Weasel
I would be ecstatic over a $230 electric bill this time of year.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2019 08:24 PM (Wx/+I
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I think WeaselDog is turning stuff on during the day!
Posted by: Weasel at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (MVjcR)
21" in one day ... parked on the median or RE.Lee ... there was like 8" of water running down RE Lee north of City Park ... I walked the rest of the way up into Lake Vista ... if I'd stayed where I was, car would have been in 3' of water. crazy.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2019 08:15 PM (Cus5s)
15"? The average annual rainfall in SoCal is 10".
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM
When you place a penny in a wrinkle and can't see Abe Lincoln, it's time to replace.
Posted by: Helpful Safety Tip at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (vnzpg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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That's what I'm trying to explain to the weasel...
Posted by: lin-duh at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (YPJrZ)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (84wAH)
Posted by: RTW at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (jJlJu)
Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (sdi6R)
lol
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM
Screw ESPN. All they do is Yankees and Boston, the rest is SJW bullshit.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (sdi6R)
In Dyke School. Bull class.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:27 PM (bOCwl)
I remember some in the 600's to 700's when we lived there, and that was with the house temp set at 78. I was paying big bucks to sweat.
Posted by: Moki at July 10, 2019 08:27 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 08:27 PM (Oc2sd)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 10, 2019 08:27 PM (84wAH)
Turrible. Just turrible.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 10, 2019 08:27 PM (hjaPQ)
You 'farming' indoors?
Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (YPJrZ)
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Shhh!!!
Posted by: Weasel at July 10, 2019 08:27 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: sherpa_k2 at July 10, 2019 08:19 PM (BsCoj)
Omar Bradley is still alive?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:27 PM (B6Nsl)
Brooke Goldstein is very goodlooking.
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 08:21 PM (PbpT7)
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When you visit Michigan, I will personally give you an actual US Military-issued "messenger bag."
It's actually a carrier for a gas mask, but that makes it even *more cool.*
Scientific measurements have proven that testosterone radiates from this object up to six feet (depending on prevailing weather conditions).
In addition to $$$ money the Michigan Morons will pay you, there is an *artifact level* magic item waiting for you.
Mark your calendar. Mid-September.
Guns.
Booze.
Non-gay messenger bag.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:28 PM (cfSRQ)
I think Ilhan Brofo kicked the wrong anthill today.
Ooh, what'd I miss? Angry Tucker is good Tucker.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:28 PM (HaL55)
https://tinyurl.com/y3bgsmnz
I would never leave
Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (yAc+w)
The Professor, Mr. Howell and Gilligan would have unfortunate accidents.
Posted by: The Skipper at July 10, 2019 08:28 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 10, 2019 08:29 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (sdi6R)
Kate Jackson was the lesser angel.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:29 PM (bOCwl)
https://tinyurl.com/y3bgsmnz
She has a look that say's "I just did it with the Skipper".
Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 08:29 PM (+uDPK)
so the beeyatch from some all ya called him a racist
Posted by: booknlass at July 10, 2019 08:30 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Zombie Monty at July 10, 2019 08:30 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: freaked at July 10, 2019 08:30 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 10, 2019 08:29 PM (tVQUs)
Males maybe.
Men no.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 10, 2019 08:30 PM (aS1PU)
She is a cutey.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 08:27 PM
I met her at a charity event. I didn't realize who it was at first, she introduced herself and shook my hand and said hi, my name is Jessie. I kind of double taked and I said, Diggins? She said yep, nice to meet you. She was very laid back and even cuter in person!
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:30 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:30 PM (39g3+)
Speaking of Charlie's Angels, I don't think anyone has mentioned Kate
Jackson yet. I remember being kind of fond of her back then.
Posted by: rickl at July 10, 2019 08:26 PM (sdi6R)
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Scroll up. I have a fondness for brunettes.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Moki
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Our house is "energy efficient" so ur bills only get in the $400's around August. I do keep it at 74 in the day...I'm not paying to sweat in my own home. Now our previous house wasn't as efficient so it would be more $ for almost half the size.
Posted by: lin-duh at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (UUBmN)
put my gun in there," I'm not reading that as "no way would I be caught
carrying a purse." What I'm hearing is "I'm halfway there."
Posted by: BurtTC
Yeah, maybe so. Make it black, khaki, olive drab, or camouflage, and put a Glock 21 with a whole bunch of spare magazines in it, and I'd be down to give it a try.
Of course, some would argue my preference for Glocks (even in the Real Man's caliber of .45 ACP) already makes my sexuality suspect.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (JUUk1)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (87EdW)
A Romphim is a "male" (?) romper.
Anyway, for THREE WEEKS i have seen almost nothing but gay dudes in rompers in ads.
when will this hell end?
Posted by: ace at July 10, 2019 07:33 PM (PbpT7)
Ace
- google expensive watches and shop for some cars - like an Alpha Gulia and a BMW. Your ads will be filled up with timekeeping, car-buying goodness in nothing flat.
Posted by: West at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (2taY5)
Mark your calendar. Mid-September.
Guns.
Booze.
Non-gay messenger bag.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:28 PM
There's another MIMoMe in September?!?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: bananaDream at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (l6b3d)
https://tinyurl.com/y3bgsmnz
She has a look that say's "I just did it with the Skipper".
I have a different look on my face.
Posted by: The Skipper at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 08:23 PM (+0VWg)
We're living in a golden age of nipple imagery, and it is well worth celebrating.
Besides, bandersnatch has never killed a commenter here. :grin
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 10, 2019 08:29 PM (tVQUs)
No. Of course not.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 10, 2019 08:32 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:29 PM (bOCwl)
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Blasphemy and anathema.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:32 PM (cfSRQ)
I thought it was a gayest thing I'd ever seen, and immediately lost all my respect for him.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 10, 2019 08:32 PM (+COu3)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 10, 2019 08:33 PM (VPvxh)
Posted by: Stan from South Park at July 10, 2019 08:33 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 10, 2019 08:33 PM (VPvxh)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (/+bwe)
Signs point to "yes".
Posted by: Magic hate ball at July 10, 2019 08:33 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Brie Larson at July 10, 2019 08:33 PM (vnzpg)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:32 PM (cfSRQ)
Jaclyn Smith was there for guys who liked brunettes.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:33 PM (bOCwl)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:33 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 08:31 PM (/+bwe)
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Not necessarily. I'm trying to entice Ace to visit our fair state when we typically have peak color in God's Country.
Mid-September in the Straits. Something most people only dream of.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:34 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:33 PM (H4VdJ)
Wood isn't cheap, though.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:34 PM (bOCwl)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 10, 2019 08:34 PM (UUBmN)
Runs to lagoon, puts more holes in boat, wipes off SOS on the beach, shoots the professor...
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:35 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: freaked at July 10, 2019 08:35 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:35 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Liam Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 08:35 PM (+0VWg)
Lassie might be an exception. Since all the dogs who played Lassie on TV were male, she was a pioneering transgender actor.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 08:36 PM (JUUk1)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:29 PM (bOCwl)
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Blasphemy and anathema.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:32 PM (cfSRQ)
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Have to agree with A.H. here, being an ass and leg man. Probably no coincidence that the love of my life what is a spitting image of Kate Jackson.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 10, 2019 08:36 PM (+COu3)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:36 PM (bOCwl)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:34 PM
I have over 100 acres of woods so there's always plenty. Even if you didn't have woods, around here you can get a cord of split hardwood for 125-150.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:36 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: Nick at July 10, 2019 08:36 PM (5COxy)
moist gulf air comes up and in some case dumps it heavy, as it meets northern air maybe. Does seem weird that SoCal is so low in rainfall ... would seem there would be times ocean air would be moist, resulting in more rain ... but apparently the weather patterns prevent that. I'm sure there is some YouTube video to explain it to me in 5 minutes ...
Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2019 08:36 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 08:37 PM (yfm5M)
Posted by: Weasel at July 10, 2019 08:37 PM (MVjcR)
Kate Jackson was a cute girl, no doubt ... but competition was pretty fierce among the angels.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:37 PM (bOCwl)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 10, 2019 08:37 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Liam Bandersnatch at July 10, 2019 08:25 PM (fuK7c)
Yes, it's bad you can't use it in some lucrative career. It would probably be more entertaining for you than whatever you're doing now. Nipple Navigator.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2019 08:37 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:38 PM (H4VdJ)
Other than that you look like a fag.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 10, 2019 08:38 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 08:39 PM (yfm5M)
https://hillpeoplegear.com/ Products/CategoryID/1/ProductID/37
*remove space before "products"
Posted by: lin-duh at July 10, 2019 08:39 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 10, 2019 08:39 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:38 PM (H4VdJ)
And exactly what was Charlie doing anyway. Talking to the girls on the phone.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 10, 2019 08:39 PM (aS1PU)
Pretty girls with 70s titties in flimsy tops.
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 08:39 PM (yfm5M)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 10, 2019 08:40 PM (87EdW)
Mid-September in the Straits. Something most people only dream of.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:34 PM
I want to return to Jordan Valley this year.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 08:40 PM (/+bwe)
terrible show with awful acting. Pretty girls to distract you from how
cheesy it was.
The point(s), missing it you are.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:40 PM (HaL55)
Have to agree with A.H. here, being an ass and leg man. Probably no coincidence that the love of my life what is a spitting image of Kate Jackson.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 10, 2019 08:36 PM (+COu3)
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More importantly, hers were "sweetest eyes ... I've ever seen."
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 10, 2019 08:40 PM (+COu3)
Agreed. She had the feisty attitude that said "I'll give you the ride of your life".
Jaclyn Smith seemed like the type that would just lie there filing her nails, while Farrah seemed like the type that would handcuff you while you were asleep and stick a vibrator up your butt.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. If you're into that kind of stuff.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 08:40 PM (JUUk1)
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 08:39 PM
Kate Smith did a great version of God Bless America but she wasn't the hottest angel on the show.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:40 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:38 PM (39g3+)
That's not how I remember it. It was no worse a show, production-wise, than anything else around.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:40 PM (bOCwl)
Posted by: SHEP at July 10, 2019 08:40 PM (DPjeO)
sunglasses
phone
earbuds
money, credit cards, etc
toothbrush
keys
Can you get all that into your pockets?
@88
Why would we need to?
Keys, wallet, phone, pocketknife. Done. Plenty of room in the pockets.
Glasses/sunglasses will be on my face, or in the car.
My toothbrush will be at home, chilling by the sink.
Earbuds? Tangled in a drawer somewhere.
Posted by: Luke at July 10, 2019 08:40 PM (3cto7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:41 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 10, 2019 08:41 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: David French at July 10, 2019 08:41 PM (FTPVM)
Yeah that's no lie. Lots of terrible, terrible stuff on TV then.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:41 PM (39g3+)
terrible show with awful acting. Pretty girls to distract you from how
cheesy it was.
Next you're going to tell us that people didn't watch Baywatch for the convoluted, cerebral plot lines and scintillating intellectual repartee.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 08:42 PM (JUUk1)
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2019 08:42 PM (yfm5M)
Posted by: J. Random Moron at July 10, 2019 08:42 PM (vnzpg)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2019 08:43 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:41 PM
I think Streets of San Francisco holds up.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 10, 2019 08:43 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:43 PM (39g3+)
terrible show with awful acting. Pretty girls to distract you from how
cheesy it was.
Next you're going to tell us that people didn't watch Baywatch for the convoluted, cerebral plot lines and scintillating intellectual repartee.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 08:42 PM (JUUk1)
Absolutely not. It was all about the tits and ass. Hasselhoff's, of course.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 10, 2019 08:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: David French at July 10, 2019 08:44 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Ah, so like Dark Angel. You didn't realize how awful the writing and acting was because Jessica Alba was so damn hot. I think near the end of the first season, it was obvious it was a terrible show. Decent premise. Too bad about the writing and acting. Alba was a total smoke show in it though.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 10, 2019 08:44 PM (Oc2sd)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 10, 2019 08:44 PM (KCxuz)
terrible show with awful acting. Pretty girls to distract you from how
cheesy it was.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:38 PM (39g3+)
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What color is the sky in your world?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 10, 2019 08:44 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2019 08:41 PM (39g3+)
TV back then was no worse than it is, now.
The pretty girls on Charlie's ANgels were not there to distract you from some cheesy production - the pretty girls on Charlie's Angels were the only purpose of the show. And it was a fine, legitimate purpose, it was.
And no one gives a shit about "good acting". They really don't. People care about stories and people care about hot chicks and people care abotu action. Acting ability comes way, way, way down the list.
Besides, Charlie's Angels were all competent actresses.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 10, 2019 08:45 PM (bOCwl)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 10, 2019 08:41 PM (HaL55)
.593 Night Weasel would be an awesome name for some exotic wildcat handgun cartridge.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 10, 2019 08:45 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 10, 2019 08:42 PM
Playboy had gone downhill by then. Something had to replace the articles which is all anyone perused it for.
Posted by: J. Random Moron at July 10, 2019 08:46 PM (vnzpg)
https://tinyurl.com/y3bgsmnz
She has a look that say's "I just did it with the Skipper".
I have a different look on my face.
ROFL!
Posted by: Worc1 at July 10, 2019 08:47 PM (+uDPK)
If I was the Bosley of the olden days, my erection would have been constructing shelves for an entire metropolis.
Posted by: Fritz at July 10, 2019 08:47 PM (kLDv+)
Dear NYC: Please keep your "fashion" shit up there.
Thanks!
Normals of America
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2019 07:45 PM (ptqGC)
There's a world of difference between a "men's skirt"
And a kilt!
Posted by: Fox2! at July 10, 2019 08:53 PM (kapIh)
Posted by: Neil at July 10, 2019 09:06 PM (NKLiw)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 10, 2019 07:52 PM (VkWRL)
If your bag has a shoulder strap you can just sling it far over your shoulder and hold it behind you with an elbow and it IS a backpack
Posted by: Oldcat at July 10, 2019 09:10 PM (FTPn0)
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 10, 2019 09:19 PM (3JbJY)
#BREAKING: The HMS Montrose was escorting the tanker British Heritage at the time. CNN's @HamdiAlkhshali reports the HMS Montrose trained its deckguns on the Iranian military vessels, gave them a warning to back off, which they did. A US military plane recorded the incident.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 10, 2019 09:22 PM (BqBId)
Probably been said a time or a dozen, but looks it would hold a 1911 pretty comfortably...
Posted by: Spun & Murky at July 10, 2019 09:39 PM (4DCSq)
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Posted by: I am not corey Booker at July 10, 2019 11:41 PM (nRj4F)
That messenger bag? That's as far as you get to go and not turn in your man card.
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