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Trump: Pence's Cancellation of His New Hampshire Trip Was Due to Something "Very Interesting" You'll Know About Soon Enough
President Trump on cancelled VP Pence NH trip: "You'll know in about two weeks. It's a very interesting problem that they had in New Hampshire that I can't tell you about." pic.twitter.com/Z6ZViRwMso
— The Hill (@thehill) July 6, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:11 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: IC at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (oFcdC)
I hope it involves frog marching, hand cuffs, blazing TV lights.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (TkuZ0)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (U4Yo6)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (B2a5t)
The killer bees have finally made it up north!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (bOCwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (VFi6u)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (TkuZ0)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (MJi/G)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (JziUy)
Vermont has been getting saucy lately.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (VFi6u)
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Blutarski at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (bcbK
Everyone does. That's why it's called "etymology".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (bOCwl)
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (PBiu3)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Which state has the shortest oceanic coastline?
a. Rhode Island
b. New Hampshire
c. Alabama
d. Mississippi
e. Delaware
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: MW at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (hNTtn)
Posted by: Da Man From Retardulon at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (ppBhU)
Where's the Mayo Clinic?
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Near Rochester, Minnesota
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (VFi6u)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (T/DJH)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (fK4Z3)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (+X3bt)
Posted by: Walter White at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (kR3UB)
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who doesn't. They're seeking asylum and america is the only coutnry on earth to possibly get it at. The UN also gives them a nice stipend to spend all day in Stabucks.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: George Costanza at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (B2a5t)
Near Rochester, Minnesota
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (bcbK
Missed it by THAT much.....
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (DuZls)
I saw Allahpundit (or one of his friends quoting him, who cares?) on Twitter saying that there must have been a threat against Pence at the event.
So I'm putting my dollar on "anything except a threat against Pence at the event."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (AzW6q)
I'd have to go for Alabama, cuz there sure ain't much of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (Fm81C)
Well, we were discussing conspiracy theories earlier, so why not make some up?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (bDqIh)
exploding heads everywhere!
https://shop.donaldjtrump.com/products/
make-america-great-again-pride-tee-1
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (U4Yo6)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (PBiu3)
Obviously, it's aliens.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (f1Vqw)
Where's the Mayo Clinic?
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Everywhere. The Mayo Clinic are advertising their drive-thrus on TV, now. Their tag line is , "Faster than McDonald's".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (bOCwl)
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (mIJ9W)
I'd have to go for Alabama, cuz there sure ain't much of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Nope. of the five options listed, Alabama has the LONGEST coastline!
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Near Rochester, Minnesota
Big Mayo Clinic in Scottsdale.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Which state has the shortest oceanic coastline?
a. Rhode Island
b. New Hampshire
c. Alabama
d. Mississippi
e. Delaware
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (oFcdC)
GOOD question.
I'm no lord of the Brocean but I'm going with New Hampshire, from post context
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (+H0tZ)
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: runninrebel at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (mQoUp)
now that's a surprise, honestly!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: George Costanza
I hate giant rabbits.
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (tH5fk)
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Boy, that was a night!
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (DuZls)
1. whole sea-board going to explode. sure. I think we'd be a little more concerned tho.
2. who ever he was going to meet turning out to be dirty AF. maybe.
3. bad guys.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: That Kid From That Movie at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (VFi6u)
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (Fm81C)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (fK4Z3)
Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (ePWRo)
President Trump finally took the last step and confessed our Lord and Savior to Pence?
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (qC1Sy)
Nobody will care in two weeks.
Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (ePWRo
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I'm pretty sure nobody cares now. PDT is just baiting the cloud of throne-sniffing DC press-flies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (AzW6q)
I'm no lord of the Brocean but I'm going with New Hampshire, from post context
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Correct.
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Gregory House at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (+X3bt)
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (oFcdC)
So is the Mississippi River.
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Where's the Mayo Clinic?
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM
***
This explains the Falsie quiver, Lancey. Maybe.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (t6MX/)
Day One: The Syrup Crisis
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (oVJmc)
Either that or a militarized Antifa group. They kill Pence, and Trump ... then Heil Pelosi, and her mobsters. That crazy commie is way too close to power.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (VFi6u)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Adam Schiff at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (w54mS)
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (tH5fk)
i vote for C-47 with the cargo doors... what say you?
https://tinyurl.com/y42my3ur
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (U4Yo6)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (PBiu3)
Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: Sponge
Well, it's connected to an ocean, so yeah."
It's plenty salty. And it's got sharks.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (Kpl3J)
Which state has the shortest oceanic coastline?
a. Rhode Island
b. New Hampshire
c. Alabama
d. Mississippi
e. Delaware
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (oFcdC)
Hey that's a trick question
Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (fK4Z3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:22 PM (gC2IV)
IT'S A TUMOR!
Posted by: That Kid From That Movie at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)
I'll be back.
Posted by: The Tumornator at July 09, 2019 06:22 PM (t6MX/)
Alabama - 607 mi
Rhode Island -384 mi
Delaware - 381 mi
Mississippi - 359 mi
New Hampshire - 131 mi
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:22 PM (oFcdC)
*****
They are being sued by Old Hampshire over some sort of copyright infringement.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:22 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Azra Turk at July 09, 2019 06:22 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Sponge
Well, it's connected to an ocean, so yeah."
It's plenty salty. And it's got sharks.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (Kpl3J)
It's going to have a hurricane Saturday too
but it don't make it no damn ocean.
Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:22 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 09, 2019 06:22 PM (0OmEj)
Holy Cow! i love that last thread with the xuy who lost to a hat.
The part that makes it so-o-o-o-o sweet is xim talking about how xe "corrected" his girl friend.
Xe sounds like the bartender in "The Shining" talking to Jack nicholson.
"Corrected"!
Yes, as an adult there's nothing that I enjoy more than having my opinions "corrected" by some officious gamma potato-brained derp.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (2EMYr)
oh and Delaware is?!
btw he says "problem in New Hampshire" that's weird
seems kinda specific
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (VFi6u)
Posted by: Jeffery Epstein at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (DuZls)
It's plenty salty. And it's got sharks.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:21 PM (Kpl3J)
Popeye Itzkowitz. Head of Mossad Secret Weapons Lab...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)
Alabama - 607 mi
Rhode Island -384 mi
Delaware - 381 mi
Mississippi - 359 mi
New Hampshire - 131 mi
Posted by: zombie
Nebraska has the shortest oceanic coastline = 0 miles.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:22 PM (gC2IV)
It's a series of potholes haphazardly connected with strips of asphalt.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (NWiLs)
Actually.
Posted by: eleven /i]
ALSO TRUE!
Bonus prize of 1.5 quatloos for you, my friend of unknown age!
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (ATv6t)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (2EMYr)
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I see you know your way around HR departments.
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (+X3bt)
Actually.
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (tH5fk)
Theoretically. In reality, Quantum theory puts a limit on how small your measuring device can be.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (bOCwl)
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (fK4Z3)
Actually.
Posted by: eleven
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This is how it starts...
Posted by: Fractals at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (2qPhT)
Posted by: Boswell at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (32YRo)
Nothing interesting ever happens in New Hampshire
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (TAmPV)
Actually.
Posted by: eleven /i]
ALSO TRUE!
Bonus prize of 1.5 quatloos for you, my friend of unknown age!
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (oFcdC)
Ask Slotty Bartfarst. He won awards for fjords....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (zBaqJ)
seems kinda specific
I'm telling ya, Jeanne Shaheen is being indicted for her role in the NXIVM cult.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (tH5fk)
"Disneyworld" fight in Concord.
Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (7+yiM)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (WaxcS)
Maybe he wanted to see the Old Man In The Mountain. Childhood dream type of thing.
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Also true!
Trivia question #2:
There is no state called "Rhode Island." What is the actual name of the state we mistakenly refer to as "Rhode Island"?
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (dUJdY)
yes this sounds close to possible
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (Rarvo)
Is that as the crow flies?
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (fK4Z3)
African or European?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (bOCwl)
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Way to get insulting, dude.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - channeling Hank Johnson as a simplton version of Lex Luthor at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (4e+hS)
Pence had to report to the room in PDT's absence.
That's my theory.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (xPl2J)
is it like "the commonwealth of rhodies" or something?
cos that's us too in PA but no one takes it serious
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Liberty at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (466J3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)
That's me boy.
Posted by: Pappy Itzkowitz at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (mvenn)
Actually.
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:20 PM (tH5fk)
Theoretically. In reality, Quantum theory puts a limit on how small your measuring device can be.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM
****
Ahh...high tide or low tide?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (L9T8R)
Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (Vgw1E)
127 13 miles.
Is that as the crow flies?
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (fK4Z3)
African or European?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (NWiLs)
Fraught or unfraught.
Posted by: The Tumornator at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (Z1eux)
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He's too late. Half of his face fell off a while back.
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (bOCwl)
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Way to get insulting, dude.
Posted by: Axeman
Let me whip this measuring rod out. Wait. Nevermind. God hates the Irish.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (ATv6t)
it's such a teeny state it's cool to have essentially a paragraph for a name
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM
****
Ahh...high tide or low tide?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (axyOa)
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Deh was shrinkage!
Posted by: George Costanza at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (DuZls)
Joan Collins.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
IT WAS COLD I'M TELLING YOU!!
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (tH5fk)
Your Calculus teacher is mortified you have apparently forgotten the concept of limits.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (xPl2J)
Slave trade mecca of the north.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (bOCwl)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (L9T8R)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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Meh. What's an orbit here or there?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (2qPhT)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Count de Monet on a borrowed phone at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (RJcOX)
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (+uDPK)
Nobody noticed at first because it was Pride Month and all but then the VP advance party returned humming showtunes and the jig, as they say, was up.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (Gs5TH)
I-95
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (bOCwl)
And lots and lots of other tasty seafood, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 06:25 PM (HaL55)
It's one of them seven seas.
Haul ass.
Haul ass.
Posted by: Pappy Itzkowitz at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (PBiu3)
It's a lucrative business I hear.
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Sponge
Near Mustard Hall
Posted by: Boswell at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (32YRo)
Condiment Medical Center
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (NMAzL)
***
It all started when some dude came into the pub late just exhausted and was asked where he'd been.
His reply, "I just Rowed Inland."
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (axyOa)
Your Calculus teacher is mortified you have apparently forgotten the concept of limits.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (9t0Zz)
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Not really, because there is no limit to the length of a contour.
But you would probably measure a coastline by a geometrical representation, not a real contour.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (UHFz4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (Fm81C)
Nebraska has the shortest oceanic coastline = 0 miles.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:23 PM (ATv6t)
Which state has the largest inland seaport?
Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (mvenn)
Theoretically, doesn't the length of any coastline approach infinity as your measuring scale shrinks?
Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (Vgw1E)
Joan Collins.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (HaL55)
The Fiefdom of Rhode Island.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (eAMlh)
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:24 PM (oFcdC)
Rhode Island and Providence Plantations?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (ePWRo)
Idaho?
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 06:30 PM (8lGpb)
http://dubm.de/en/april-7/
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:30 PM (VFi6u)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:30 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:30 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Count de Monet on a borrowed phone at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (RJcOX)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (Ez6QX)
You can buy beer on Sundays here now!
(We used to go to NY on Sundays)
Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (Fm81C)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (Ez6QX)
How weird is that.
I've lived in the west my whole life. Nobody drives to another state and returns in the same day. And Texas? Forget about it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (ePWRo)
Isn't it Iowa?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (GbPPJ)
Isn't there a town in New Hampshire called Ecomcon?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (oVJmc)
LOL ... as if Canada had balls ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (bOCwl)
Who Cares?
No, I'm saying that's the actual name.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (2qPhT)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (OuKaw)
Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (ePWRo)
Rosie O'Donnell?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (oFcdC)
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Who else was wigged out by that thing as a kid?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: DXO at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Count de Monet on a borrowed phone at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (RJcOX)
Castles of stoned souls in glory
Lost races sadly adore you
As kings and queens bow and play for you
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM
***
My calculus teacher was Miss Cummings.
After three tequila slammers, she knew no limits.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (axyOa)
Which state has the largest inland seaport?
Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (ePWRo)
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Hmmm.. Michigan?
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (ePWRo)
I don't know but it has a purty mouth.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2019 06:28 PM (Ez6QX)
How weird is that.
I've lived in the west my whole life. Nobody drives to another state and returns in the same day. And Texas? Forget about it.
How about those living in a town bordering another state?
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (+uDPK)
Just don't blink when you go through or you'll miss them.
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (VFi6u)
Sounds like they've kinda taken over social services in Portland, Maine. Per Daniel Greenberg (Sultan Knish) post a few months ago, they state managed to attract so many Somalis (legal refugees and border jumpers who heard it was a good place for benefits) that they've hired one or more Somalis and now local Mainers are getting shut out of services, such as those who are homeless.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (OuKaw)
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The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Posted by: Male Voice at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (DuZls)
Speculation -it's whats for dinner!
Posted by: The MSM at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (UHFz4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (ptqGC)
**********
The prison was in Kittery, ME, the other side of the Piscataqua river from Portsmouth.
the Navy yard is also in Kittery.
Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (6huJn)
Posted by: Mark1971
We have a winner!
1 very very tiny mini-quatloo for you!
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at July 09, 2019 06:27 PM (Gs5TH)
It's probably classified.
Posted by: rickl at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (Vgw1E)
Word origins are fraught with danger.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (+uDPK)
Weirdos.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (GbPPJ)
From wiki: centered on the Ohio River in
Huntington, West Virginia, is the largest inland port in the United States.
Confession: Thought it was Tulsa but checked to make sure.
Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (ePWRo)
Sounds like they've kinda taken over social services in Portland, Maine. Per Daniel Greenberg (Sultan Knish) post a few months ago, they state managed to attract so many Somalis (legal refugees and border jumpers who heard it was a good place for benefits) that they've hired one or more Somalis and now local Mainers are getting shut out of services, such as those who are homeless.
The Somalis have ruined many Maine beaches, including my favorite, Old Orchard.
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (+uDPK)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (8lGpb)
218 Hey now, since JackStraw isn't here to defend his teeny tiny little state, I will say that there are some beautiful places in RI.
Just don't blink when you go through or you'll miss them.
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (aXucN)
And they have Laconia Bike Week.
Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (Fm81C)
Posted by: Max Power at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (q177U)
I've lived in the west my whole life. Nobody drives to another state and returns in the same day. And Texas? Forget about it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (
If they live near the state border they might
Posted by: Buzzion at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (Cus5s)
Freight Cult >> Cargo Cult
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (bOCwl)
Posted by: B-52's not the plane - the group at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (gmo/4)
Or turn him into The Manchurian Candidate.
Posted by: JAS at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (I5SAg)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (UUBmN)
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Posted by: Male Voice at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (DuZls)
Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend?
We both know perfectly well
what it is you're talking about.
You want me to have an abortion.
Posted by: Female Voice at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (oVJmc)
**TOP FIVE QDPSTEVE GUESSES WHY PENCE HAD TO RETURN TO DC IN SUCH A HURRY**
5. Wanted to collect the extra miles on his Air Force Two value card; now he's eligible for that free round-trip flight, car and hotel to Cancun next Labor Day weekend
4. Needed a pep talk after Rosie O'Donnell's latest mean tweet questioning his masculinity
3. God told him to
2. It's not every week PDT serves Popeye's at his cabinet meetings
1. Just had to see who won this year's competition on RuPaul's Drag Race
:-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (PBiu3)
*************
Ain't gonna happen. Seabrook has a containment vessel.
Chernobyl didn't.
Bedwetter.
Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (6huJn)
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (+uDPK)
As problematic and abused as the category of "refugee immigrant" undeniably is, what exactly do the Somalis do on the beaches? Poop?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (lK7fO)
Posted by: Mark1971
We have a winner!
1 very very tiny mini-quatloo for you!
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (oFcdC)
Hold Me Closer, Tiny Quatloo...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (zBaqJ)
Texas doesn't either... nor Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi...
/heh
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: guy who always believes we are halfway at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (q177U)
5 Pence had to go help Jonny Quest defeat the Giant Robot Spiders!
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (oFcdC)
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Who else was wigged out by that thing as a kid?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (kQs4Y)
pfffft
Posted by: Turu at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (iMSq7)
If Boston took a shit, it would come out looking like Rhode Island.
Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (kLDv+)
Heaven.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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My mom just did that 10 minutes ago !
Mom???
Posted by: lin-duh at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (UUBmN)
I've lived in the west my whole life. Nobody drives to another state and returns in the same day. And Texas? Forget about it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (
If they live near the state border they might
Posted by: Buzzion at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (WaxcS)
Actually, if you live in Cali and you need to buy ammo then driving to another state is necessary.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (4e+hS)
Fig walnut chutney is a real sandwich enhancer.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (OuKaw)
*spins propeller on tin foil hat*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (8lGpb)
:-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (miE9U)
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Trump had a couple of gays in a room for Pence to administer electroshock therapy to to ungay them.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: guy who always believes the beginning is over at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019
Yeah boring troll is working YD. Boring.
Posted by: Oliver Cramwell at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (mccMO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Mark1971
We have a winner!
1 very very tiny mini-quatloo for you!
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:33 PM (oFcdC)
Hold Me Closer, Tiny Quatloo...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (zBaqJ)
I vote for Jack Straw's Modified Limited Hangout!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (Kpl3J)
LOL that was about the audience at any Outlaws concert!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (Kpl3J)
Followed by an 8 minute guitar solo.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (DuZls)
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Hopefully, anti-maga hat guy is one of them.
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (qC1Sy)
Used to deliver for Fedex in Barrington. A really nice nice town and 2nd beach in Newport is my daughters favorite.
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (+uDPK)
*ducks*
Posted by: Max Power at July 09, 2019 06:35 PM (q177U)
Why would you even think of eating at a Chipotle? Are you taking off for a vacation in The Dominican Republic, too?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (bOCwl)
just ate the first warm, ripe fig of the summer off our tree.
Heaven.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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My mom just did that 10 minutes ago !
Mom???
Posted by: lin-duh at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (UUBmN)
She's poaching Janes tree!?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (oFcdC)
Today's wild-assed conspiracy theory is tomorrow's factoid.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2019 06:37 PM (kLDv+)
Is that a nice way of saying it's shit is all retarded?
Posted by: Max Power at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (q177U)
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (iMSq7)
:-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2019 06:36 PM (miE9U)
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Trump had a couple of gays in a room for Pence to administer electroshock therapy to to ungay them.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (DuZls)
Electric cattle prod up the culo might have the opposite effect intended and reinforce the homo proclivities. Or so I am led to believe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (VFi6u)
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (U7k5w)
We weren't all stoned at The Outlaws show...
some of us were pretty drunk.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (oFcdC)
It should. It's a seaport. Nautically, Sacramento is even further in and is too.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (ujg0T)
How weird is that. I've lived in the west my whole life. Nobody drives to another state and returns in the same day. And Texas? Forget about it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (
Laughlin Nv, Bullhead City Az.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Gamera at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (61exV)
*spins propeller on tin foil hat*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (8lGpb)
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There's a rumour goin' 'round the town
That you don't want me around
I can't shake off my city blues
Everywhere I turn, I lose
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (bOCwl)
Congolese monkey brain is prion-tastic. You can't just try one ebowla.
Posted by: Max Power at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (OuKaw)
210
5 Pence had to go help Jonny Quest defeat the Giant Robot Spiders!
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (oFcdC)
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Who else was wigged out by that thing as a kid?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (kQs4Y)
Not so much that one. But the one with the invisible one-eyed monster that ate electricity wigged me out a little.
Posted by: Archer at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (iMSq7)
Or King of England? Right, Edward, part deux?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (6qErC)
Which state has the largest inland seaport?
Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:29 PM (ePWRo)
California? (Stockton)
I'm totally guessing here.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (m8d3m)
We weren't all stoned at The Outlaws show...
some of us were pretty drunk.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (6qErC)
I remember that album. I thought Green Grass and High Tides was a poor mans Freebird.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Mark1971
Port of Houston. Houston Ship Channel is approximately 50 miles long.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (ATv6t)
Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (iMSq7)
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Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Mike Pence at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (DuZls)
life. Nobody drives to another state and returns in the same day. And
Texas? Forget about it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (
Laughlin Nv, Bullhead City Az.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (TAmPV)
I have relatives who live in Big River on the CA side. They cross the Colorado River all the time to do business in Parker AZ.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (DuZls)
Electric cattle prod up the culo might have the opposite effect intended and reinforce the homo proclivities. Or so I am led to believe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM (zBaqJ)
Even if it is done by a really hawt lady?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: JAS at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (I5SAg)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 06:38 PM (xPl2J)
Yeah, they need be careful with their definitions, Port 'O Houston is fifty miles inland. Aye
Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (+uDPK)
As problematic and abused as the category of "refugee immigrant" undeniably is, what exactly do the Somalis do on the beaches? Poop?
Act in an uncivilized manner and commit crimes.
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (+uDPK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (VFi6u)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (OuKaw)
Yes. ANd there's a pride flag for that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (bOCwl)
"I wonder what situation will present itself today that I will be able to troll the shit out the of media with. It's like taking candy from a baby. Bigly. *Big grin*"
Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (+F2XQ)
US Customs just seized a ship owned by JPMorgan after authorities found $1 billion worth of drugs on it
https://tinyurl.com/y4gaomsh
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (R6KE+)
Posted by: Gamera at July 09, 2019 06:40 PM
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Yep, it sure seems like he is phoning it in lately.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (TAmPV)
When snowflakes cry
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (UHFz4)
How weird is that. I've lived in the west my whole life. Nobody drives to another state and returns in the same day. And Texas? Forget about it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:31 PM (
Laughlin Nv, Bullhead City Az.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
My dad knew someone who moved up to South Lake Tahoe (California) specifically so he could walk over to Stateline (Nevada) every day and gamble and drink, the walk home. No car, no fuss. no muss.
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (zBaqJ)
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Dude, I back you on a lot of things. I can't back you on that!
Outlaws rule.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Oliver Cramwell at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (mccMO)
Posted by: zombie
*******
La-di-da. Look at zombie tossing the quatloos around like it's Mardi Gras. Ain't you just all high-falutin'.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (ATv6t)
Does the Mississippi River count as a port?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JAS at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (I5SAg)
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (+uDPK)
A bunch of beaches? That's nothing. They had to ruin the whole country of Somalia just to get here.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (bOCwl)
Posted by: Rachael Maddow, Serious Person Taking Serious Things Seriously at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (miE9U)
Outlaws rule.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (DuZls)
Not saying it's a bad tune. I just thought that that's what they were going for.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (R6KE+)
*adopts Steve Zahn voice*
Yer talkin' gibberish!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (U7k5w)
California? (Stockton)
I'm totally guessing here.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (m8d3m)
#234 Huntington Beach W VA
Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (R6KE+)
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Brown and Shaft versus CHiPs? I know who I'd put my money on.
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (mvenn)
The Democrats were going to kill Pence, vote to impeach Trump, implant Pelosi as President who would assign the Speaker of the House role to Hillary, then resign. No VP appointed.
President Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: harley1911 at July 09, 2019 06:44 PM (0pnG7)
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:32 PM (+uDPK)
Weirdos.
Weirdos are people too.
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (+uDPK)
12s
Another Woman Comes Forward To Accuse Trump Of Existing Against Her Wishes
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (OuKaw)
Which state has the largest inland seaport?
Jacksonville Florida?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (TAmPV)
Gonna say it's Wisconsin. Milwaukee. Or at least at one time it was.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (zBaqJ)
Now on Chips is the big celery roller skating disco party for charity.
There's Ruth Buzzi!
And Tina Louise!
Vic Tayback!
Dick Van Dyke!
The kids from Eight Is Enough!
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (R6KE+)
Posted by: Muldoon
No use in hoarding quatloos. I plan to give mine all away before I die, like Andrew Carnegie.
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (VFi6u)
That you don't want me around
I can't shake off my city blues
Everywhere I turn, I lose
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (DuZls)
*tunes ukulele*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 09, 2019 06:45 PM (BqBId)
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Another genital fight?
Posted by: E Jean Carrol at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (DuZls)
From wiki: centered on the Ohio River in
Huntington, West Virginia, is the largest inland port in the United States.
Confession: Thought it was Tulsa but checked to make sure.
Heh, I wondered about Tulsa. Also considered Chicago. Still remember the first time I saw a huge seagoing vessel out on Lake Michigan. Big! A sea in all ways but salt.
Posted by: mindful webworker - clickbaity kitteh at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (aMV0K)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
It should count as an inland seaport. New Orleans is way up there.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Ben Had
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It was the only ripe one so far in a week or 2 i'll be swimming in them. I can freeze some for you....
Posted by: lin-duh at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: rickl at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Oliver Cramwell at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (mccMO)
"CHiPs is on. It's the episode when Jim Brown and Shaft are roller-skating purse snatchers."
PONCH, JON.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (T+ZG/)
Ahhh yes...the Great Cringe Singularity.
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (PBiu3)
Over 165,000 people have indicated that they are going to join an alien hunt at the classified US Air Force base on a Facebook event, titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us"; while more than 200,000 users have reported themselves as interested.
The storming attempt is scheduled for 20 September.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (aKsyK)
From wiki: centered on the Ohio River in Huntington, West Virginia, is the largest inland port in the United States. Confession: Thought it was Tulsa but checked to make sure.
But it's not a seaport.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (+uDPK)
As problematic and abused as the category of "refugee immigrant" undeniably is, what exactly do the Somalis do on the beaches? Poop?
Act in an uncivilized manner and commit crimes.
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (+uDPK)
Damn. I wonder when they will pick on the wrong citizen and get shot--and then the Commiecrats prosecute the persons defending themselves.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (+0VWg)
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Nuff said.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (Izzlo)
we're full, you all have to go back. pick a shit hole closest to your shithole homeland.
Who to blame for somalis:
1. the usual suspects
2. George HW Bush
3. The 'vangies who misunderstood jesus.
4. the UN for fast-tracking them here on a stipend.
Reagan was right, stop giving the UN money.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (JziUy)
Explosive diarrhea from Trump Tower taco bowl
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (UHFz4)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (ATv6t)
Plenty of grain elevators, refineries and chemical plants loading/unloading all the way up the river north of New Orleans. It's not called cancer alley for nothing.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (kLDv+)
But they aren't wiping out the rev history (yet) so you can watch the battle in real time. Over 200 edits in the last three days. Adding a lot of Trump references, deleting mentions of 'Democrat'.
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (g0Lfb)
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (DuZls)
https://tinyurl.com/y65utm8l
Posted by: illiniwek at July 09, 2019 06:49 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: qdpsteve
We'd go visit him. It was a pretty cool set-up. Nice cabin in the trees. In the summer, walk to Harrah's and have a big buffet breakfast for $1.99. The dads would then go off gambling all day while the kids either go swimming in Tahoe or goofing around in the woods. In winter, go tobogganning or the bunny run at Heavenly. All on foot!
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:49 PM (oFcdC)
US Customs just seized a ship owned by JPMorgan after authorities found $1 billion worth of drugs on it
https://tinyurl.com/y4gaomsh
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (oVJmc)
Dream last night about that pedo trouble being generated as a form of pay back house cleaning.
This boat seizure will yank some chains too.
Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:49 PM (ePWRo)
Over 165,000 people have indicated that they are going to join an alien hunt at the classified US Air Force base on a Facebook event, titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us"; while more than 200,000 users have reported themselves as interested.
The storming attempt is scheduled for 20 September.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (aKsyK)
This would have made a great episode of "Punk'd"
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:49 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (R6KE+)
Dude, these always make me laugh.
Posted by: Max Power at July 09, 2019 06:49 PM (q177U)
How weird is it that we watched this Chips episode when we were kids and all these celerys were has-beens....over 35 years ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2019 06:49 PM (R6KE+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (PBiu3)
I just got back from a trip to Colorado. We went to Royal Gorge to the suspension bridge. There were quite a few Amish there. They had digital SLR cameras and cell phones.
Thought that was verboten.
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (g0Lfb)
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We need like a Ministry of Truth to sort this stuff out. We can't go on with these divisive reversion wars.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Al at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (PE7tQ)
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (g0Lfb)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (UUBmN)
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How many bytes in a gig tree?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (gC2IV)
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Over 165,000 people have indicated that they are
going to join an alien hunt at the classified US Air Force base on a
Facebook event, titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us"; while
more than 200,000 users have reported themselves as interested.
The storming attempt is scheduled for 20 September.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM
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Surely Area 51 has a brown-note generator?
Posted by: irright at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Sooths
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there's the meme of Ice-T on law n order. "It's called snorkling, when kids take acid through a straw while under water"
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (JziUy)
Chicago is the largest inland port ... unless "inland seaport" means something else. St Louis maybe third ... I didn't find a complete list. Someplace in California is the busiest.
Port of Los Angeles.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (aKsyK)
*Warms up disintegrating device*
Posted by: Area 51 nerd dying to try it at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (rnXGe)
Someone should tweet to Joe Biden: Hey, Joe, you've been a has-been since 1988.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (R6KE+)
Over 165,000 people have indicated that they are going to join an alien hunt at the classified US Air Force base on a Facebook event, titled "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us"; while more than 200,000 users have reported themselves as interested.
The storming attempt is scheduled for 20 September.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM
you'd be surprised
Posted by: Area 51 Security Police at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: josephistan at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (Izzlo)
On the one hand, I don't know why you'd cancel a one day engagement for that, but on the other hand, pence is definitely a family first guy.
Posted by: Oliver Cramwell at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (mccMO)
https://tinyurl.com/y4n3monm
Posted by: Frosty at July 09, 2019 06:51 PM (ePWRo)
The storming attempt is scheduled for 20 September.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (aKsyK)
Isn't it surrounded by a fence? That's electrified?
'cyued libtard comin' up!
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:51 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 09, 2019 06:43 PM (UUBmN)
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How many bytes in a gig tree?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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I meant fig....
and the answer is 1000...I think.
Posted by: lin-duh at July 09, 2019 06:51 PM (UUBmN)
********
Executive Order Blocking the Property of Persons Involved in Serious Human Rights Abuse or Corruption | The White House
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Remember this in regards to Al Chapo & Jeffrey Epstein
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 09, 2019 06:51 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: JAS at July 09, 2019 06:51 PM (I5SAg)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 06:51 PM (OuKaw)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPai
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True but we all know the precise span of a RCH don't we? Amazing when you think no one here has ever seen it in any written scientific form.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2019 06:52 PM (+F2XQ)
What's that song that goes "No Poaching, baby. No Poaching on the dance floor"?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2019 06:52 PM (R6KE+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) tugs collar at July 09, 2019 06:52 PM (yQpMk)
He served under Admiral Jack Benny?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 09, 2019 06:52 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (gC2IV)
Billions.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 06:52 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:52 PM (mvenn)
But they aren't wiping out the rev history (yet) so you can watch the battle in real time. Over 200 edits in the last three days. Adding a lot of Trump references, deleting mentions of 'Democrat'.
Gee, they'd normally 'lock' an entry getting that much activity.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 09, 2019 06:53 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 06:50 PM (gC2IV)
If they're selling to you: 1,000,000,000
If they're buying from you: 1,073,741,824
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 06:53 PM (bOCwl)
True story - Miss Texas 1995 was there for the bridge opening... she was also Miss USA and Miss Universe. She died last fall of liver cancer, tho...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 06:53 PM (6qErC)
Thought that was verboten.
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:49 PM (Zz0t1) "
For-real Amish ?
Not Mennonites or Old German Baptists ?
Hard to tell the difference sometimes, just visually.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 09, 2019 06:54 PM (I1oSB)
Posted by: April at July 09, 2019 06:54 PM (OX9vb)
Thought that was verboten.
Amish or Mennonites?
I had an electrical engineering professor who was a Mennonite.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 09, 2019 06:55 PM (naEeR)
How does one get "The Neutrality Of This Article Is Disputed" comment to show up?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:55 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Ben Had
I did not! But now I do.
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 06:56 PM (oFcdC)
Granted, they'll need storage for so many at once, but what do they think that the Air Force feeds the aliens anyway?
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 09, 2019 06:56 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Worc1 at July 09, 2019 06:34 PM (+uDPK)
Ooooh, man, it's gonna be showdown when they start trying to intrude on Ogunquit. Who am I kidding, they'll take it easily.
Posted by: Mainah at July 09, 2019 06:57 PM (m0CLK)
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How does one get "The Neutrality Of This Article Is Disputed" comment to show up?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 06:55 PM
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Post that "Trump is not Hitler."
Posted by: irright at July 09, 2019 06:57 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:57 PM (PBiu3)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 07:00 PM (PBiu3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (aKsyK)
That could get real sporty. There are signs all over the place saying that deadly force is authorized. I don't imagine a mob would stand up to people getting shot.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 09, 2019 07:02 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 09, 2019 06:42 PM (R6KE+)
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I choose to believe that there was a lunch box in the 70's with this scene on it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 07:03 PM (kQs4Y)
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Posted by: dude who thinks it's always fuckin aliens at July 09, 2019 07:06 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 07:09 PM (BbGew)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh5GdUY00-k
Melissa Sue Anderson! Nancy Culp!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 07:11 PM (kQs4Y)
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