Cory Booker Brags: I Helped Illegals Illegally Cross the Border





They're literally running for President of Central America now.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:56 PM




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1 What will they be running as in 10 years?

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2019 01:56 PM (uEbPt)

2 Even Obama pretended to love Americans. Sort of.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2019 01:56 PM (uEbPt)

3 Arrest him and charge him with however many felonies he just admitted to.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at July 04, 2019 01:57 PM (rKs0r)

4 I thought the headline was Corey Booker Bags. Like he had a new line of handbags out.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2019 01:58 PM (uEbPt)

5 Arrest him and charge him with however many felonies he just admitted to.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

This^

Posted by: MarkY at July 04, 2019 01:58 PM (d9iRk)

6 Corey B. fag, imbecile, criminal. He should be done and in prison.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 04, 2019 01:59 PM (0OmEj)

7 'A nation of laws - for others.'

Posted by: aelfheld at July 04, 2019 01:59 PM (Zy9Yy)

8 Illegal? You make the call.

Paging AG Barr.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 04, 2019 01:59 PM (aS1PU)

9
Gotta keep that NAMBLA pipeline full, right, Senator?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 04, 2019 01:59 PM (dPMBY)

10 Arrest him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 04, 2019 01:59 PM (ptqGC)

11 Title 8, U.S.C. 1324(a) defines several distinct offenses related to aliens. Subsection 1324(a)(1)(i)-(v) prohibits alien smuggling, domestic transportation of unauthorized aliens, concealing or harboring unauthorized aliens, encouraging or inducing unauthorized aliens to enter the United States, and engaging in a conspiracy or aiding and abetting any of the preceding acts. Subsection 1324(a)(2) prohibits bringing or attempting to bring unauthorized aliens to the United States in any manner whatsoever, even at a designated port of entry. Subsection 1324(a)(3).

https://tinyurl.com/yalfs629

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at July 04, 2019 01:59 PM (rKs0r)

12 They really do want to start a shooting war.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 04, 2019 01:59 PM (2DOZq)

13 I'm going to assume this will exclude him from serious consideration.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 02:00 PM (Ts3fP)

14 "..into man country!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 04, 2019 02:00 PM (kQs4Y)

15 Arrest him and charge him with however many felonies he just admitted to.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

This^

Posted by: MarkY at July 04, 2019 01:58 PM (d9iRk)
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Using the all-encompassing power of the State against your presidential opponent is like so 2016.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2019 02:00 PM (uEbPt)

16 This just pisses people off. Keep it up. It's no different from Pelosi inviting illegal immigrants to the SOTU address, or hosting them in her congressional office.

Keep it up...publicize it....watch what happens at the ballot box.

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2019 02:00 PM (0mJ41)

17 Now he's reminding me of Avenatti. Poorly advised.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 02:00 PM (Ts3fP)

18 So 4 out of 5 of those families will not show up for their asylum court date.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 04, 2019 02:00 PM (2DOZq)

19 He and Beatoff should form a team. Perhaps they'll cross into the wrong part of Mexico and end up getting the crap beat out of them in prison, like our Marine Obama ignored did.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 04, 2019 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

20 Kate Steinle was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 04, 2019 02:01 PM (axyOa)

21 What the actual fucking hell

I can't even see Obama doing this during his campaign. At least he pretended to be a moderate.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 04, 2019 02:01 PM (+dsLj)

22 Traitorous bastard

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 04, 2019 02:02 PM (fJoB1)

23 Remember, warriors and politicians, it's all about the base.

https://tinyurl.com/y5t3fvcq

Posted by: Frosty at July 04, 2019 02:02 PM (YflKq)

24 Head is exploding reading this.

Why in the everlasting f*** is this severely heterosexual member of the 2020 Dem clown car not in custody at this very minute?

Posted by: Marybeth at July 04, 2019 02:02 PM (4pK1/)

25 You know that oath that took? Well, I find it inconvenient, thus I will ignore it.

Posted by: Cory Booker at July 04, 2019 02:02 PM (2qPhT)

26 Ahem:

With regard to violations of 8 U.S.C. 1324(a)(1)(ii)-(iv) and (v)(ii), domestic transportation, harboring, encouraging/inducing, or aiding/abetting, the basic statutory maximum term of imprisonment is 5 years, unless the offense was committed for commercial advantage or private financial gain, in which case the maximum term of imprisonment is 10 years

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Think old Cory was doing it for commercial gain?

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at July 04, 2019 02:02 PM (rKs0r)

27 The faggot, Cory Booker.

Posted by: Archer at July 04, 2019 02:02 PM (RgTRz)

28 That base don't vote.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 02:02 PM (Ts3fP)

29 Allahpundit's crush, Mega McCain, used the Fourth to push t-shirts to mock PDT. Her good friend Jake Tapper was supporting her.

She also used today to remind everyone that the Trump family is racist because Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 04, 2019 02:02 PM (ptqGC)

30 He thought be charged for smuggling

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2019 02:02 PM (BbGew)

31 I don't think Congressional immunity under the speech and debate clause will help him here. Time to toss Spartacus in the Calaboose.

Posted by: CatoRenasci at July 04, 2019 02:03 PM (GVoxE)

32 Enemy of the state. In what world does actively trying to undermine the country count as a resume enhancer?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 04, 2019 02:03 PM (4wuQq)

33 I just don't get it.

I mean, I know it's a stunt to make the Republicans look heartless.

But how in the F are there votes, how does this gain them votes they don't already have?

That is what I don't get: Where is this untapped reservoir of " what this country needs is more illiterate, unemployable third-world refugees?"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 04, 2019 02:03 PM (k81AA)

34 severely heterosexual . . . meant fiercely

Getting Mittens & Booker mixed up.

Guess these days it's not too hard to do.

Posted by: Marybeth at July 04, 2019 02:03 PM (4pK1/)

35 32 Enemy of the state. In what world does actively trying to undermine the country count as a resume enhancer?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 04, 2019 02:03 PM (4wuQq)

Helter Skelter.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 02:03 PM (Ts3fP)

36 So those signs I've been seeing at the doctors offices telling me to be on the lookout for human trafficking...

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at July 04, 2019 02:04 PM (rKs0r)

37 > Perhaps they'll cross into the wrong part of Mexico and end up getting the crap beat out of them in prison
Or get shot by coyotes who don't appreciate others infringing on their turf.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 04, 2019 02:04 PM (JUUk1)

38 Can we arrest him now? If an example isn't made, it will just embolden all of the others.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 04, 2019 02:04 PM (17IX7)

39 He's trying to get put in prison..

Posted by: annem at July 04, 2019 02:04 PM (Fm81C)

40 But how in the F are there votes, how does this gain them votes they don't already have

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They wouldn't be going to the mat for them if they weren't voting.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at July 04, 2019 02:04 PM (rKs0r)

41 I don't generally go out on a limb of active dislike...but the ambiguously peter puffing Cory Booker needs to get his gonads crushed for aiding and abetting illegal aliens.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sofa king we todd did at July 04, 2019 02:04 PM (VcFUs)

42 Arrest this man now.

Posted by: Some Asshole at July 04, 2019 02:04 PM (g8UuS)

43 Enemy of the state. In what world does actively trying to undermine the country count as a resume enhancer?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
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For a Democrat? It's been that way since the late 60's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2019 02:05 PM (2kj6M)

44 38 Can we arrest him now? If an example isn't made, it will just embolden all of the others.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 04, 2019 02:04 PM (17IX7)

"They're gonna put me in chains!" says Corey Booker.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 02:05 PM (Ts3fP)

45 They are running on the Anti-American platform. What's scary is that is a guaranteed 40% of the vote.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 04, 2019 02:05 PM (2DOZq)

46 And 40-50% of this country is fucking totes cool with it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 04, 2019 02:05 PM (nDe2U)

47 38 Can we arrest him now? If an example isn't made, it will just embolden all of the others.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 04, 2019 02:04 PM (17IX7)

Trump needs to put his worthless a** in jail, pronto.

Posted by: Marybeth at July 04, 2019 02:05 PM (4pK1/)

48 Wasn't our very own Deplorable Jay Guevara the one who coined "the fiercely heterosexual Corey Booker?"

Posted by: bluebell at July 04, 2019 02:05 PM (aXucN)

49 SI ME GUSTA MUCHO COMITAR LOS CRIMENES PARA SER SUFFICIENTE COMUNISTA

Posted by: Coyotay Booker at July 04, 2019 02:05 PM (LL1Be)

50 What a shame we don't have a Department of Justice, or anything like it.

Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at July 04, 2019 02:05 PM (w7KSn)

51 Allahpundit's crush, Mega McCain, used the Fourth to push t-shirts to mock PDT.


The shirts don't seem very mocking. Her grandfather was a good man.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 04, 2019 02:05 PM (yQpMk)

52 https://washex.am/2XGG9Mj
*******
Trump mulling executive order on census citizenship question

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 04, 2019 02:05 PM (BqBId)

53 I don't know if a congress critter can be arrested for committing a felony but this would be a great time to find out. In the meantime here are two suggestions.

1. Cut off all federal money to New Jersey until Booker is arrested, preferably jailed;

2. Offer Mexico a deal: we keep the 5 'asylum' seekers and they have to keep Booker. (Yeah, I can dream.)

Posted by: JTB at July 04, 2019 02:05 PM (bmdz3)

54 Citizen's arrest?

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at July 04, 2019 02:05 PM (WEBkv)

55 39 He's trying to get put in prison..
Posted by: annem at July 04, 2019 02:04 PM (Fm81C)

Lol

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 04, 2019 02:06 PM (7bcfy)

56 He's trying to get put in prison..
Posted by: annem

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Where he will refuse to carry soap on a rope.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 04, 2019 02:06 PM (4wuQq)

57 Can we arrest him now? If an example isn't made, it will just embolden all of the others.

-

Lois Lerner, Obama, and Hillary say hi.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at July 04, 2019 02:06 PM (rKs0r)

58 Photos of this?

Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 02:06 PM (Ts3fP)

59 The Conservative Case That the Rule of Law Only Applies To that Damned OrangeManBad

Posted by: The BULLFLARP at July 04, 2019 02:06 PM (DrqHq)

60 Cory Booker needs to get his gonads crushed for aiding and abetting illegal aliens.
Posted by: BifBewalski
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Oooooooooh. I'd love to crush his testicles!

Posted by: Pete Buttjigger at July 04, 2019 02:06 PM (2kj6M)

61 Even Obama pretended to love Americans. Sort of.

Just the brown ones.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 04, 2019 02:06 PM (LL1Be)

62 Wonder how much he was paid by the illegals?
OAN showed not long ago Border patrol saved a truck load of illegals who were locked in the back of a big rig in 100 degree heat.

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2019 02:07 PM (BbGew)

63 This is a direct violation of Federal law, and a perfectly valid reason for this squalid, bottom-feeding, low brow dolt to be tossed out of the Senate and into one of AOC's koncentration kamps. What a bag of shit.

Posted by: ErkInTexas at July 04, 2019 02:07 PM (tCqr/)

64 Meggie Mac's t-shirts. She's hoping everyone on the Mall today wears one and Trump sees them.

She's got Dems supporting her, of course.

https://tinyurl.com/y6po9jgm

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 04, 2019 02:07 PM (ptqGC)

65 The term asylum seekers bothers me. I don't think these people can legitimately be called asylum seekers.

Corey Booker, OTH, belongs in an asylum.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 04, 2019 02:07 PM (JgA4k)

66 Pay attention me! - Cory Booker

I relevant! - Cory Booker

Posted by: Archer at July 04, 2019 02:07 PM (RgTRz)

67 Arrest him and charge him with however many felonies he just admitted to.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at July 04, 2019 01:57 PM (rKs0r)

^get it done today so the LEOs get double time and a story to tell next 4th.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 04, 2019 02:08 PM (1g7ch)

68 OT, there was an earthquake in SoCal.
Some of my friends are complaining that the water sloshed out of their pools!
Heaven forfend...

Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at July 04, 2019 02:08 PM (w7KSn)

69 Citizen's arrest?
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at July 04, 2019 02:05 PM (WEBkv)

Citizen's Arrest ! Citizen's Arrest !

Posted by: Gomer at July 04, 2019 02:08 PM (2DOZq)

70 Or is it just that the real numbers the Dems are seeing is that they are in danger of losing even their blue strongholds if they don't shore up their liberal base?

And this is just signaling, we can't win but we're fighting?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 04, 2019 02:08 PM (k81AA)

71 > I don't know if a congress critter can be arrested for committing a felony but this would be a great time to find out.
Congressional immunity only applies while actually in a session of Congress, (or traveling to it, I believe).

Treason, breach of the peace, and felonies do not fall under congressional immunity.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 04, 2019 02:09 PM (JUUk1)

72 Meggie Mac's t-shirts. She's hoping everyone on the Mall today wears one and Trump sees them.

******************

I went to check her tweets and I was blocked on Twatter, which is weird because I don't remember ever trolling her since I'm rarely on there.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 04, 2019 02:09 PM (+dsLj)

73 69 Citizen's arrest?
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at July 04, 2019 02:05 PM (WEBkv)

Maybe if there were any citizens nearby...

Posted by: annem at July 04, 2019 02:09 PM (Fm81C)

74 And 40-50% of this country is fucking totes cool with it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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Almost entirely because of the media presentation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2019 02:09 PM (Ou6XS)

75 other candidates will have to "one up" Cory.


"For the safety of the illegals, I helped them carry 100 pounds of dope across the border."


"For the safety of the illegals, I passed out condoms to the coyotes so they would not spread disease to the children they were raping"


lots of chances to prove how much they love illegals.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 04, 2019 02:09 PM (Cus5s)

76 57 Can we arrest him now? If an example isn't made, it will just embolden all of the others.

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Lois Lerner, Obama, and Hillary say hi.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at July 04, 2019 02:06 PM (rKs0r)

None of them have admitted to doing anything wrong, even though we all know they have.

This idiot's staff is proudly stating he broke the law.

Posted by: Marybeth at July 04, 2019 02:09 PM (4pK1/)

77 Fiercely law-abiding? Not so much that either

Posted by: zeera My tomatos are doing GREAT at July 04, 2019 02:09 PM (Yi5wO)

78 The video at the facebook site is just Cory blathering on and on.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 02:09 PM (Ts3fP)

79 Arrest him. Now.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 04, 2019 02:09 PM (NWiLs)

80 68 OT, there was an earthquake in SoCal.
Some of my friends are complaining that the water sloshed out of their pools!
Heaven forfend...
Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at July 04, 2019 02:08 PM (w7KSn)

I thought I was having vertigo until I noticed the chandeliers and pots in the kitchen swinging. They scare me that it's a precursor to a larger quake.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 04, 2019 02:09 PM (7bcfy)

81 Now he's reminding me of Avenatti. Poorly advised.
Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 02:00 PM (Ts3fP)


Speaking of that fuckface, being about to spend the rest of his miserable excuse for a life incarnated didn't stop him from snarking at Mega McCain on Twitter. Needless to say, I got no dog in that fight.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 04, 2019 02:10 PM (y7DUB)

82 That Sabrina Singh dotsquaw ought to have her festering cooch cunt-punted back to Punjab.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2019 02:10 PM (WG6O9)

83 Treason, breach of the peace, and felonies do not fall under congressional immunity.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 04, 2019 02:09 PM (JUUk1)

But he is a democrat, so...

Posted by: annem at July 04, 2019 02:10 PM (Fm81C)

84 I'm so old, I can remember when laws applied to everybody. Booker just broke a bunch of laws and absolutely nothing will happen to him. He apparently is above the law.


Well, we had a good run for a while.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 04, 2019 02:10 PM (HaL55)

85 Happy Independence Day everyone!

This is insane. Which I have said before about other things, but bears repeating even more now.

How soon before we have a candidate say 'I assisted in a last minute abortion!'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 04, 2019 02:10 PM (ycWCI)

86 Give him the Spartacus treatment.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 04, 2019 02:10 PM (JgA4k)

87 I am finding no photos, no evidence of this having taken place.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 02:10 PM (Ts3fP)

88 I loved to get a t shirt made with McCain's face with the caption below it that says Big Bad Keating Five

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 04, 2019 02:10 PM (2DOZq)

89 Did he smuggle them out in his trunk? Or use false papers?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 04, 2019 02:11 PM (yQpMk)

90 OT, there was an earthquake in SoCal.
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My beach friends were frightened.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at July 04, 2019 02:11 PM (Ou6XS)

91 Arrest the Fiercely Heterosexual fudgepacker.
The dude needs to do hard time.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 04, 2019 02:11 PM (ufFY8)

92 Using the all-encompassing power of the State against your presidential opponent is like so 2016.
Posted by: ... at July 04, 2019 02:00 PM (uEbPt)

Just helping Kum Dumptser Harris become an actual presidential candidate. Right now they are just engaging in a private organization's activities.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 04, 2019 02:11 PM (1g7ch)

93 How soon before we have a candidate say 'I assisted in a last minute abortion!'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 04, 2019 02:10 PM (ycWCI)

Not assist, actually perform an abortion.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 04, 2019 02:11 PM (7bcfy)

94 Ribs came out perfect.

Waldorf Salad.

Potato Salad.

Perfectly ripe cantaloupe.

Crispy Green Tea Salt Potato chips.

Test driving Artenom 1579 tequila with Citrus Tonic - rather nice.


Yum Yum Yum.


Time to eat!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 04, 2019 02:12 PM (Uu+qG)

95 LOCK THEM UP!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 04, 2019 02:12 PM (AZxMX)

96 Hey everybody.

Just had to share, I'm sure a lot of you have heard by now, we had a 6.4 earthquake for July 4 here in SoCal.

Not much shaking here in the Long Beach area, thank God...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 04, 2019 02:12 PM (miE9U)

97 Spartacus the Coyote

Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 04, 2019 02:12 PM (YLqLP)

98 Doing the job that Americans won't do.

Or some such shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2019 02:12 PM (cqNba)

99 Kamala is going to have to escort illegals through a flaming hoop at the border.

Posted by: Weasel at July 04, 2019 02:12 PM (MVjcR)

100 Booker should read Executive Order 13818.

Posted by: Orson at July 04, 2019 02:12 PM (0mJ41)

101 So Booker is bordering on treason now? Aiding and abetting felons? If we didn't have two Americas - one where "normies" are prosecuted for process crimes and one where politicians are immune from prosecution - Booker would have at least received a visit from the DoJ.

I'm so tired of the lawlessness. Just get the civil war over with.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 04, 2019 02:12 PM (BqXKV)

102 85 How soon before we have a candidate say 'I assisted in a last minute abortion!'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 04, 2019 02:10 PM (ycWCI)

For the love of God, don't give them any ideas!

Posted by: Marybeth at July 04, 2019 02:12 PM (4pK1/)

103 The term asylum seekers bothers me. I don't think these people can legitimately be called asylum seekers.

Some of these migrant senoritas need to seek asylum from a 27k+ calorie-per-day diet.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 04, 2019 02:12 PM (LL1Be)

104 How soon before we have a candidate say 'I assisted in a last minute abortion!'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I left a baby on the table to die!

Posted by: Dem candidate at July 04, 2019 02:12 PM (Ou6XS)

105 If I go on Facebook and say I just watched a man X a bunch of Ys, do cops need photos before investigating the crime?

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at July 04, 2019 02:12 PM (rKs0r)

106 80 That quake was long and hard... I call it "little MAxIE"

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at July 04, 2019 02:13 PM (9TR2V)

107 97 Spartacus the Coyote
Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 04, 2019 02:12 PM (YLqLP)

Maybe we should sic the roadrunner to take care of him.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 04, 2019 02:13 PM (7bcfy)

108 91 Arrest the Fiercely Heterosexual fudgepacker.
The dude needs to do hard time.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 04, 2019 02:11 PM (ufFY

Kind of a Brier Rabbit situation, but needs to be done.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 04, 2019 02:13 PM (ycWCI)

109 The dude needs to do hard time.
ME FIRST

Posted by: Shep! at July 04, 2019 02:13 PM (VcFUs)

110 Where's McConnell? Where's any of the GOP destroying Booker on this? Unless I missed it, not one politician is even calling out this clown.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 04, 2019 02:13 PM (BqXKV)

111 I guess this is one coyote that didn't rape the women. The men, maybe.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 04, 2019 02:13 PM (JgA4k)

112 Every Single Dem Candidate is going to keep trying to out-hate America at this point.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 04, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)

113 " The term asylum seekers bothers me. I don't think these people can legitimately be called asylum seekers."

It would seem that in order to qualify, they would have to have entered through an official Point of Entry.

Perhaps Sparticus can tell us how he pulled this off within US law.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2019 02:14 PM (cqNba)

114 Not assist, actually perform an abortion.

************

And livestream it on Instagram while getting a million upvotes from femicunts and soyboys cheering him on.

Can i haz national divorcez now?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 04, 2019 02:14 PM (+dsLj)

115 Yum Yum Yum.


Time to eat!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 04, 2019 02:12 PM (Uu+qG)

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Just put the standing rib roast on the grill for a good long smoke before turning up the heat.

Bacon wrapped potatoes and an onion soon to be on the grill.

This news about the coyote jackass intentionally breaking the law because he knows he can get away with it infuriates me.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at July 04, 2019 02:14 PM (WEBkv)

116 It is possible Sir Grandstandsalot has made up this entire story having a history of making up stories about himself.

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2019 02:15 PM (BbGew)

117 >>>Every Single Dem Candidate is going to keep trying to out-hate America at this point.



I keep fearing they'll win with this; between the America hatred and the cheating.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 04, 2019 02:15 PM (BqXKV)

118

This is just the beginning -- these D candidates will do anything to gain the most important endorsement: that of aoc's.


Next week, one of these Clown World clowns will perform an abortion.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 04, 2019 02:15 PM (1Uiaz)

119 big earthquake here. they're saying a couple of trailers in the park have collapsed.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 04, 2019 02:15 PM (lnki2)

120 Arrest Booker, send him to GITMO.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at July 04, 2019 02:15 PM (cCxiu)

121 "I never felt safer around a man than the time Cory Booker helped smuggle me and my four 18-24 year old granddaughters into the United States."

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at July 04, 2019 02:16 PM (rKs0r)

122 O.k., here's video and a fuller report of Cory at the border:

https://twitter.com/andrewkimmel/status/1146536991275855872

Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 02:16 PM (Ts3fP)

123 I have a t-shirt that has an image of Trump wearing a ww2 GI helmet and holding a cup of coffee. The quote is, "How about rooting for America for once you commie scumbag!"

Posted by: Archer at July 04, 2019 02:16 PM (RgTRz)

124 Throw him the fuck in jail

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2019 02:16 PM (R5OoX)

125 Btw, that tee shirt that Mega is stretching beyond anything recognizable is based on fake news amirite? Just as dumb as 894 out of 899.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 04, 2019 02:16 PM (y7DUB)

126 How soon before we have a candidate say 'I assisted in a last minute abortion!'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 04, 2019 02:10 PM (ycWCI)

Not assist, actually perform an abortion.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 04, 2019 02:11 PM (7bcfy)


To be fair, they are getting close to this.

Listen carefully to VA Governor Gosnell-Northam's phrasing and speech cadence when he discusses post-birth abortion protocols! Then tell me you still believe that he has never performed this exact procedure personally!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 04, 2019 02:16 PM (AZxMX)

127 Happy Independence Day, morons and 'ettes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0wUsp2a1ic

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 02:17 PM (t6MX/)

128 other candidates will have to "one up" Cory.

Wait til all the remaining primary candidates have committed multiple felonies, arrest them all at a debate, winning.

Posted by: DaveA at July 04, 2019 02:17 PM (FhXTo)

129 One Dem on twitter claims Rosario Dawson is joining her boyfriend Booker on the campaign trail.


"Boyfriend." LOL

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 04, 2019 02:17 PM (BqXKV)

130

Corey Booker sees himself as Harriet Tubman.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 04, 2019 02:18 PM (aKsyK)

131 I thought I was having vertigo until I noticed the chandeliers and pots in the kitchen swinging. They scare me that it's a precursor to a larger quake.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 04, 2019 02:09 PM (7bcfy)

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Gn99AUQbnQo

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2019 02:18 PM (WG6O9)

132 This news about the coyote jackass intentionally breaking the law because he knows he can get away with it infuriates me.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at July 04, 2019 02:14 PM (WEBkv)


Four sets of rules, comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 04, 2019 02:18 PM (AZxMX)

133 How soon before we have a candidate say 'I assisted in a last minute abortion!'?



Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 04, 2019 02:10 PM (ycWCI)

Or an assisted suicide.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 04, 2019 02:18 PM (xPl2J)

134 116 It is possible Sir Grandstandsalot has made up this entire story having a history of making up stories about himself.
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2019 02:15 PM (BbGew)

If Booker actually did it, he belongs in jail.

If he's making it up, he's embarrassed in front of the hate America crowd.

Call Booker's bluff.

Can't see what GEOTUS loses by having him arrested. Honestly.

Posted by: Marybeth at July 04, 2019 02:18 PM (4pK1/)

135 Next Dem debate:

"I hate America more than you!"

"Do not! I HATE AMERICA more than YOU!"

etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 04, 2019 02:18 PM (ptqGC)

136 >>>Corey Booker sees himself as Harriet Tubman.


She liked men, too. NTTAWWT

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 04, 2019 02:18 PM (BqXKV)

137 Just put the standing rib roast on the grill for a good long smoke before turning up the heat.

Bacon wrapped potatoes and an onion soon to be on the grill.

This news about the coyote jackass intentionally breaking the law because he knows he can get away with it infuriates me.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at July 04, 2019 02:14 PM (WEBkv)


I hate fucking homosexual coyote jackasses.


What time is dinner?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 02:19 PM (t6MX/)

138 >>>Can't see what GEOTUS loses by having him arrested. Honestly.



I'm surprised and saddened the POTUS hasn't tweeted about it yet.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 04, 2019 02:19 PM (BqXKV)

139 "John Paul Jones" is on TCM, if you care.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 04, 2019 02:20 PM (kQs4Y)

140 TCM - Robert Stack in the 1959 movie John Paul Jones

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2019 02:20 PM (BbGew)

141 Such petty things:

@BreakingNLive

BREAKING: ABC, CBS, and NBC follow MSNBC and have announced that they will not air Trump's July 4th "parade"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 04, 2019 02:20 PM (DrqHq)

142 I'm surprised and saddened the POTUS hasn't tweeted about it yet.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 04, 2019 02:19 PM (BqXKV)


He's probably too busy celebrating and loving this country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 04, 2019 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

143 OT but got willowed on previous thread:

(Jumps up and down waving hands) Sign me up if there's an STL MoMee!!

Posted by: Secret Square at July 04, 2019 02:20 PM (9WuX0)

144 If you were in the earthquake area, submit a report to USGS:

https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/ci38443183/tellus

They can make detailed maps from that data. I live in PA and submitted a report for the Northern VA quake a few years ago, which I did feel.

That's the only opportunity I've had to do it, and it was fun. I did my part for Science!

(Apparently, because of the geological formations, earthquakes in the Northeast are felt over a much larger area than those in California.)

Posted by: rickl at July 04, 2019 02:20 PM (sdi6R)

145 >>>BREAKING: ABC, CBS, and NBC follow MSNBC and have announced that they will not air Trump's July 4th "parade"



Apparently they can afford the low ratings. Good for them.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 04, 2019 02:21 PM (BqXKV)

146 It is possible Sir Grandstandsalot has made up this entire story having a history of making up stories about himself.
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2019 02:15 PM (BbGew)


He's even worse than Gaylord, who belonged in a supervised living facility where the doors only open from the outside.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 04, 2019 02:21 PM (y7DUB)

147 Oh, and we all have been had: He didn't break any laws--he and those he was with presented themselves at a port of entry, all that the law requires

This is another stunt--just like when he "broke" the law during the Kauvanaugh hearing, reading "classified" info that was declassified the night before.

They want everyone to think they broke a law--they didn't do shit!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 04, 2019 02:21 PM (k81AA)

148

Arte Johnson is mort?

Verrrry interesting.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 04, 2019 02:21 PM (1Uiaz)

149

If Booker is a Wile E Coyote, does that make Trump the Roadrunner?

Meep meep

Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 04, 2019 02:21 PM (YLqLP)

150 He's probably too busy celebrating and loving this country.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 04, 2019 02:20 PM (ptqGC)


It's so nice to have an American President for a change!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 04, 2019 02:21 PM (AZxMX)

151 Moron Robbie, Title 8, U.S.C. SS 1324 only applies to Uber drivers, people trying to bring in Colombian mothers in law, and Japanese exchange students who want to take a side trip to Mt Rushmore.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 04, 2019 02:21 PM (hSQmw)

152 >>>He's probably too busy celebrating and loving this country.



Good point. I withdraw my sadness.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 04, 2019 02:21 PM (BqXKV)

153 By arrangement, a local Boy Scout troop places 3' x 5' flags on PVC poles at the curb of the houses in the neighborhood. It's great to drive down the street today.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2019 02:22 PM (KoKdw)

154 18 So 4 out of 5 of those families will not show up for their asylum court date.
______________________

Unlikely. DM reports that they women had already been previously deported from the U.S., and that the basis for their asylum claims was "domestic violence."

You don't get to claim refugee status because you claim your husband punched you or pushed you around. That is a matter for the police in your own country.

None of these people will show up for their asylum hearings, just like 90% of the other "migrants" who skip out on their asylum hearings, because they know they have no legitimate asylum claim, and they're just gaming the system so they can get released into the U.S. for years and take advantage of all the "free" taxpayer-funded goodies available to them. And idiots like Booker are actively aiding and abetting this criminal rip-off of American taxpayers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 04, 2019 02:22 PM (k4dH2)

155 145 >>>BREAKING: ABC, CBS, and NBC follow MSNBC and have announced that they will not air Trump's July 4th "parade"

Apparently they can afford the low ratings. Good for them.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 04, 2019 02:21 PM (BqXKV)

Speaking of low ratings . . . are PBS and CNN boycotting it too?

Posted by: Marybeth at July 04, 2019 02:22 PM (4pK1/)

156 "John Paul Jones" is on TCM, if you care.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 04, 2019 02:20 PM (kQs4Y)


I have not yet begun to mow the lawn.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 04, 2019 02:22 PM (t+qrx)

157 I'm a sucker for a sailing age movie

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2019 02:22 PM (BbGew)

158 Looks like an early night in Guatemala.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 04, 2019 02:22 PM (C1Lsn)

159
By arrangement, a local Boy Scout troop places 3' x 5' flags on PVC
poles at the curb of the houses in the neighborhood. It's great to drive
down the street today.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2019 02:22 PM (KoKdw)


That's awesome. I wonder what would happen if they tried placing them all over Asheville?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 04, 2019 02:23 PM (ptqGC)

160 Love's Made a Fool of You, Bobby Fuller Four:

https://tinyurl.com/y28ushgk

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 04, 2019 02:23 PM (ycWCI)

161 If Cory Booker is going to be a coyote, our company has the tools to help him do the job

Sincerely,

The ACME Corporation

Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 04, 2019 02:23 PM (YLqLP)

162 >>>Speaking of low ratings . . . are PBS and CNN boycotting it too?



Probably. I guess Fox will show it. I wonder why they always lead the ratings???

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 04, 2019 02:24 PM (BqXKV)

163
Arte Johnson is mort?

Verrrry interesting.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert


Tricycle accident

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 04, 2019 02:24 PM (aKsyK)

164 He thought be charged for smuggling
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2019 02:02 PM (BbGew)


Human trafficking is slavery.

And Cory Booker is that man.

Just like any blackbirder from 1810.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 04, 2019 02:25 PM (hSQmw)

165 Battle Hymn of the Republic

https://youtu.be/QSiVjlknuSw

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 02:25 PM (t6MX/)

166 If the Betsy Ross Flag was just an innocuous historical flag in the past it definitely won't be one now. I hate that these retards get to define our language and symbols.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 04, 2019 02:25 PM (2DOZq)

167 "John Paul Jones" is on TCM, if you care.
---------

"I have not yet begun to fight"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2019 02:25 PM (KoKdw)

168 I think I'm going to have to have Expert Guy and other trueCons and neverTrumpers explain how voting a straight Democrat ticket will save the conservative movement and the U.S.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 04, 2019 02:25 PM (JgA4k)

169 "Arte Johnson is mort?

Verrrry interesting.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert

Tricycle accident"

No, subdural hematoma from purse assault

Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 04, 2019 02:25 PM (YLqLP)

170 And that little girl was Corey Booker.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2019 02:26 PM (gC2IV)

171 Cory Booker is a bone smuggler.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 04, 2019 02:26 PM (xPl2J)

172 "John Paul Jones" is on TCM, if you care.

He's my favorite member of Led Zeppelin. Very talented.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 04, 2019 02:26 PM (ml7tF)

173 >>If the Betsy Ross Flag was just an innocuous historical flag in the past it definitely won't be one now.


Philly's scumbag mayor will outlaw it by the end of the month.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 04, 2019 02:26 PM (BqXKV)

174 167 "John Paul Jones" is on TCM, if you care.
---------

"I have not yet begun to fight"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2019 02:25 PM (KoKdw)

The original 'Fuck You, War!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 04, 2019 02:26 PM (ycWCI)

175 Coryote Booker

Posted by: annem at July 04, 2019 02:26 PM (Fm81C)

176 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 02:25

Thank you for that. It always gives me the chills.

Posted by: Infidel at July 04, 2019 02:27 PM (BLFnH)

177 Fiercely heterosexual Coyote Booker is now heading home to make love on Rosario's pleasing lady parts.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 04, 2019 02:27 PM (ml7tF)

178 174 167 "John Paul Jones" is on TCM, if you care.
---------

"I have not yet begun to fight"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2019 02:25 PM (KoKdw)

The original 'Fuck You, War!'

Or, if you will, LOLGF

Posted by: Marybeth at July 04, 2019 02:27 PM (4pK1/)

179 That's awesome. I wonder what would happen if they tried placing them all over Asheville?

Posted by: Jane D'oh
-----------

For better or worse, gheys, stoner hippies, and 'craft beer' sodden hipsters aren't too energetic

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2019 02:27 PM (w54mS)

180 What time is dinner?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 02:19 PM (t6MX/)

-------------

Roughly 2pm. We tend to eat early on holidays.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at July 04, 2019 02:28 PM (WEBkv)

181 165 Battle Hymn of the Republic

https://youtu.be/QSiVjlknuSw
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 02:25 PM (t6MX/)

+1

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 04, 2019 02:28 PM (ycWCI)

182 Arte Johnson is mort?



Verrrry interesting.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert



Tricycle accident


Ruth's handbag o death - Worth it!

Posted by: DaveA at July 04, 2019 02:28 PM (FhXTo)

183 166 If the Betsy Ross Flag was just an innocuous historical flag in the past it definitely won't be one now. I hate that these retards get to define our language and symbols.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 04, 2019 02:25 PM (2DOZq)


They don't. Wear it with pride. They try to turn a symbol of unity into a symbol of division for political purposes.


Fuck 'em.


Ballad of the Green Beret.

https://youtu.be/Ysnd0bsrb8Q

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 02:28 PM (t6MX/)

184 Here's a great site to get your Betsy Ross flags:

https://tinyurl.com/yyvmcp3r

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 04, 2019 02:29 PM (ptqGC)

185 I've been perusing the 'net for 13 Star flag decals, to augment the 50 Star decal on the truck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2019 02:29 PM (w54mS)

186
Walnetto poisoning

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 04, 2019 02:29 PM (aKsyK)

187 179 That's awesome. I wonder what would happen if they tried placing them all over Asheville?

Posted by: Jane D'oh
-----------

For better or worse, gheys, stoner hippies, and 'craft beer' sodden hipsters aren't too energetic
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2019 02:27 PM (w54mS)

For better . . . for sure!

Posted by: Marybeth at July 04, 2019 02:29 PM (4pK1/)

188 Semper Fidelis.


https://youtu.be/qgABUZ4i9co

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 02:30 PM (t6MX/)

189 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 02:28 PM (t6MX/)

Personally they don't define things for me but the reality is that define the language and symbols for the country as a whole.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 04, 2019 02:30 PM (2DOZq)

190 6.4 quake in the Mojave. That's a shaker all right. My brother napped through loma prieta quake (san carlos) - well almost - he woke up on the floor wondering what happened.

Posted by: So It Begins Guy at July 04, 2019 02:30 PM (K3B2k)

191 Heh, Arte Johnson and the tricycle. We stopped a Honda 50 at a roadblock, and the Vietnamese fell over just like Arte on the tricycle. We untangled the drunkest Colonel in the Vietnamese Air Force.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 04, 2019 02:30 PM (C1Lsn)

192 Fun fact: After the American Revolution, John Paul Jones fought for Empress Catherine of Russia against the Ottoman Empire.

Posted by: rickl at July 04, 2019 02:30 PM (sdi6R)

193 Dixie.

https://youtu.be/k_6FbSHSbxg

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 02:31 PM (t6MX/)

194 https://tinyurl.com/nbtwylc

John Wayne on Republics, The Alamo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 04, 2019 02:31 PM (ycWCI)

195 177 Fiercely heterosexual Coyote Booker is now heading home to make love on Rosario's pleasing lady parts.
______________

After he has her put on a Barky Obama mask.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 04, 2019 02:31 PM (k4dH2)

196 6.4 quake in the Mojave. That's a shaker all right. My brother napped through loma prieta quake (san carlos) - well almost - he woke up on the floor wondering what happened.
Posted by: So It Begins Guy at July 04, 2019 02:30 PM (K3B2k)


In San Diego, my wife felt it, I didn't.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 04, 2019 02:32 PM (aS1PU)

197 While Cory Booker is off playing coyote, New Jersey is a broke ass State and losing taxpayers by the score.


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 04, 2019 02:32 PM (Z+IKu)

198
Fun fact: After the American Revolution, John Paul Jones fought for Empress Catherine of Russia against the Ottoman Empire.
Posted by: rickl


Bette Davis in the movie

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 04, 2019 02:32 PM (aKsyK)

199 Andrew Yang is now polling ahead of Corey Booker. This is a desperate stunt to try and get attention.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 04, 2019 02:32 PM (Xqo6t)

200 193 Dixie.

https://youtu.be/k_6FbSHSbxg
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 02:31 PM (t6MX/)

So Long, Dixie (Blood, Sweat, and Tears)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo6wMXH35f8

Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 02:32 PM (Ts3fP)

201 Obviously, climate change has struck SoCal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2019 02:33 PM (gC2IV)

202 Personally they don't define things for me but the reality is that define the language and symbols for the country as a whole.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 04, 2019 02:30 PM (2DOZq)


They try. We fight, because we must.


Stars and Stripes Forever, bitches.

https://youtu.be/TvWWXv59apY

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 02:33 PM (t6MX/)

203 While Cory Booker is off playing coyote, New Jersey is a broke ass State and losing taxpayers by the score.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 04, 2019 02:32 PM (Z+IKu)


He's recruiting new, improved residents.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 04, 2019 02:33 PM (t+qrx)

204 If any part of this story is true, and the known grand stander and pathological liar is admitting to committing multiple felonies and sedition, then it is yet more evidence that what we are witnessing is a murder-suicide in action.

The US, by all definition, is literally a Failed State. In other words, it is dead. Walking dead, but is dead. No control over its budget, its borders, its laws, its people. Loss of standing in the world...

And as we look at Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, St Louis and other garden spots of murder, perversion and despair, we recognize that these are just foreshadowing of the end game for this country.

Thanks to the Demonic party and the totally F'd up population that keeps them in office. They have killed this country and now their party is committing suicide by going even beyond the sedition and treachery of thee Bolsheviks.

As others have observed above, there is no rational reason to do this stunt - or pretend to have performed this stunt. This is madness. And doubtlessly others will be encouraged to outdo even this.

Why? Because they hate us. That is their platform now. Who can hate America more and demonstrate their utter hatred and contempt for all that is good, decent and honorable.

Just as we have witnessed the death of this Republic, we are now watching their suicide.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 02:34 PM (lD3vL)

205 Really odd, didn't feel the quake here yet we're probably 50 miles due west of the epicenter.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at July 04, 2019 02:34 PM (WEBkv)

206
NBC and CBS wants Trump to get political and attack them to manufacture a news cycle.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 04, 2019 02:34 PM (PtOP4)

207 >>>While Cory Booker is off playing coyote, New Jersey is a broke ass State and losing taxpayers by the score.



Every year we vacation in Sea Isle. This year, we're headed to the Outer Banks. $2,000 cheaper for rentals there. I'll gladly make the six-hour trip to give the finger to NJ

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 04, 2019 02:35 PM (BqXKV)

208 6.4 quake in the Mojave.

God-Emperor Trump would prefer not to be forced to warn California again.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 04, 2019 02:35 PM (LL1Be)

209 Heh, just found my John Philip Sousa CD

Posted by: Infidel at July 04, 2019 02:35 PM (BLFnH)

210 Where did the "fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker" meme come from?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 04, 2019 02:36 PM (JgA4k)

211 197 While Cory Booker is off playing coyote, New Jersey is a broke ass State and losing taxpayers by the score.
_________________

Don't worry, Booker will solve all of NJ's money problems by importing millions of illiterate, unskilled, non-English-speaking, third-world peasants, and their demands for "free" food, housing, education, medical care, etc., will make NJ's tax base skyrocket!

It's genius!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 04, 2019 02:36 PM (k4dH2)

212 >>>While Cory Booker is off playing coyote, New Jersey is a broke ass State and losing taxpayers by the score.


I think Ace was the first to use it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 04, 2019 02:36 PM (BqXKV)

213 Ugh, I meant Ace was first to use the fiercely heterosexual meme.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 04, 2019 02:37 PM (BqXKV)

214 So Long, Dixie (Blood, Sweat, and Tears)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo6wMXH35f8
Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 02:32 PM (Ts3fP)


A little slow for my tastes. I didn't know the guy from That 70s Show was in BST.


208 6.4 quake in the Mojave.

God-Emperor Trump would prefer not to be forced to warn California again.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 04, 2019 02:35 PM (LL1Be)

*snort*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 02:37 PM (t6MX/)

215 Where did the "fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker" meme come from?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 04, 2019 02:36 PM (JgA4k)

I saw it here first, so it might be an Ace original.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 04, 2019 02:37 PM (ml7tF)

216 I've been perusing the 'net for 13 Star flag decals, to augment the 50 Star decal on the truck.

As many have already figured, I long ago gave up on the US as being a functional State.

My flag, for now, is red, white and blue and has only one lone star.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 02:37 PM (lD3vL)

217 Looks and smells like an insurrectional act: https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/2383

Posted by: Robert501st at July 04, 2019 02:37 PM (G28G1)

218 Coryote Booker
Posted by: annem at July 04, 2019 02:26 PM (Fm81C)


Bets on Trump calling him "Coyote Booker" from now on?


Posted by: Kindltot at July 04, 2019 02:38 PM (hSQmw)

219 >>>Don't worry, Booker will solve all of NJ's money problems by importing millions of illiterate, unskilled, non-English-speaking, third-world peasants, and their demands for "free" food, housing, education, medical care, etc., will make NJ's tax base skyrocket!



Just like he ruined Newark.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 04, 2019 02:38 PM (BqXKV)

220 149 Per our own Nurse, the AoS Style Guide is:
meep meep motherfuckers

Thank you for your support and hit the tip jar as often as you can.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at July 04, 2019 02:38 PM (TkuZ0)

221 Ummm...from what I can tell from the links and the tweets all Booker did was go down and watch five people get processed by DHS.

He didn't sneak anyone across the border.

He went to the border for a photo op and he got one.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 04, 2019 02:38 PM (fuK7c)

222 So, if I understand things correctly, it's now de rigeur for Dem presidential candidates to have direct comm links to human traffickers.

But Russian interference.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 04, 2019 02:38 PM (QEpIo)

223
I saw it here first, so it might be an Ace original.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 04, 2019 02:37 PM (ml7tF)

I'll know it was an Ace original when Jonah Goldberg starts using it.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 04, 2019 02:38 PM (JgA4k)

224 As many have already figured, I long ago gave up on the US as being a functional State.

My flag, for now, is red, white and blue and has only one lone star.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 02:37 PM (lD3vL)

The Texas State flag?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 04, 2019 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

225 While Cory Booker is off playing coyote, New Jersey is a broke ass State and losing taxpayers by the score.


We need to import some newer , much much younger ones.

Posted by: Senator Bob Menendez at July 04, 2019 02:39 PM (LL1Be)

226 Andrew Yang is now polling ahead of Corey Booker. This is a desperate stunt to try and get attention.
---
I hope he got AG Barr's attention.

If Booker gets arrested and charged for this stunt, he's going to get millions worth of free publicity!

Posted by: rosignol at July 04, 2019 02:39 PM (alllY)

227 Cory Booker sees himself as a modern day Corrie Ten Boom.

Posted by: PiltdownDude at July 04, 2019 02:39 PM (KgtGq)

228

How about tonight for a twenty one gun salute we fire all the Dem candidates out of a cannon

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2019 02:39 PM (1Z70q)

229 BREAKING: ABC, CBS, and NBC follow MSNBC and have announced that they will not air Trump's July 4th "parade"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 04, 2019 02:20 PM (DrqHq)

Network owned broadcast station license renewal DENIED

Posted by: Her Grace, Honor, Duchess and Steadholder Harrington at July 04, 2019 02:40 PM (MwFQu)

230 208 6.4 quake in the Mojave.

God-Emperor Trump would prefer not to be forced to warn California again.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 04, 2019 02:35 PM (LL1Be)

It was the tanks.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 02:40 PM (Ts3fP)

231 And since when did we start using first names in this kind of context?

"Cory"

I'm going to have to go offline for the rest of the day to avoid breaking things.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 04, 2019 02:40 PM (QEpIo)

232 Am I crazy or did someone else do something similar a year or so ago? Maybe not actually claim to be a coyote, but said an illegal alien family had surrendered to them or something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 04, 2019 02:40 PM (ycWCI)

233 Where did the "fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker" meme come from?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 04, 2019 02:36 PM (JgA4k)

I saw it here first, so it might be an Ace original.



I believe so, and also that Ace was playing on severely conservative Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 04, 2019 02:40 PM (fuK7c)

234 The Democrat Party - full of outlaws and scoundrels

Corey figures after Menendez he should be safe from prosecution. So move it out of New Jersey.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2019 02:40 PM (NSnWy)

235 Not liking in a earthquake zone so asking
Don't they often come in multiple cycles?

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2019 02:41 PM (BbGew)

236 205 Really odd, didn't feel the quake here yet we're probably 50 miles due west of the epicenter.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at July 04, 2019 02:34 PM (WEBkv)

I'm about 250 miles away and we felt it. The winemaker guy is here racking some wine, I went and checked on him. He couldn't figure out why the barrels were moving.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 04, 2019 02:41 PM (7bcfy)

237 Remember during the debate he mentioned how people with blocks of him are being shot all the time? How many people in his own neighborhood were shot while Booker was grandstanding in Mexico?

Booker cares more for Illegals than he does the poor, oppressed Blacks in his own neighborhood.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 04, 2019 02:41 PM (jp0Bv)

238 221 Ummm...from what I can tell from the links and the tweets all Booker did was go down

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 04, 2019 02:38 PM (fuK7c)

Ewww.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 02:41 PM (Ts3fP)

239 Head is exploding reading this.

Why in the everlasting f*** is this severely heterosexual member of the 2020 Dem clown car not in custody at this very minute?
Posted by: Marybeth at July 04, 2019 02:02 PM (4pK1/)
**********************
Mine too. This crap is infuriating.
Unbelievable that members of Congress are breaking the law.

I fully expect for the Dems to bring illegals into the voting booth and take selfies with them and their matching "I Voted" stickers.

They are blatantly ignoring the law since they know there's nothing that will happen to them. The 9th circus has their back.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2019 02:41 PM (RBOtF)

240 Get your ego pumped-up while you can, Spartacus, because like Hillary, you will never be President of the United States.

Posted by: Gref at July 04, 2019 02:41 PM (AMIL/)

241 'fiercely heterosexual' tag line arises from Corey Booker having man-crushes on his imaginary friend T-Bone while role-playing as Spartacus.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2019 02:42 PM (NSnWy)

242 205 Really odd, didn't feel the quake here yet we're probably 50 miles due west of the epicenter.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at July 04, 2019 02:34 PM (WEBkv)


The VA quake I mentioned was only about 5.6 but was felt over a vast area in the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic region. Even strong CA quakes tend to be more localized.

Posted by: rickl at July 04, 2019 02:42 PM (sdi6R)

243 I'd like to see 'duration' of quake included on USGS at-a-glance page. A ten second 6.4 shakes lamps, but a 30 second 6.4 trembler ruins concrete foundations, chimneys etc.

Posted by: 13times at July 04, 2019 02:42 PM (K3B2k)

244 6.4 quake

It was the tanks.




REEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE

Posted by: msnbc at July 04, 2019 02:42 PM (LL1Be)

245 228

How about tonight for a twenty one gun salute we fire all the Dem candidates out of a cannon
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2019 02:39 PM (1Z70q)

These are the candidates that are shot from guns (Boom!)
These are the candidates that are shot from guns (Boom!)
These are the candidates that are shot from guns (Boom!)

Posted by: Her Grace, Honor, Duchess and Steadholder Harrington at July 04, 2019 02:42 PM (MwFQu)

246 Arte Johnson is mort?

Verrrry interesting.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert

Well, now he can believe in the hereafter.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 04, 2019 02:44 PM (FcfBA)

247 Submit a report anyway, blake.

https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/ci38443183/tellus

Answer "no" to the first question and give your location. That's a valid data point.

Posted by: rickl at July 04, 2019 02:44 PM (sdi6R)

248 They persecuted Sen. Stevens for far less than what Booker has done.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2019 02:44 PM (NSnWy)

249 Standby for the daily Cannon Report>

Bravo
Oscar
Oscar
Mike

Posted by: Fox2! at July 04, 2019 02:44 PM (MwFQu)

250 How about tonight for a twenty one gun salute we fire all the Dem candidates out of a cannon
heh like Hunger Games.

Fire them out of the cannon then paste their ugly mugs in the sky with some cheesy funeral music.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 04, 2019 02:44 PM (LL1Be)

251 These are the candidates that are shot from guns (Boom!)
These are the candidates that are shot from guns (Boom!)
These are the candidates that are shot from guns (Boom!)
Posted by: Her Grace, Honor, Duchess and Steadholder Harrington at July 04, 2019 02:42 PM (MwFQu)

So, like puffed wheat, then?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2019 02:44 PM (WG6O9)

252 How about tonight for a twenty one gun salute we fire all the Dem candidates out of a cannon
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 04, 2019 02:39 PM (1Z70q)

These are the candidates that are shot from guns (Boom!)
These are the candidates that are shot from guns (Boom!)
These are the candidates that are shot from guns (Boom!)
Posted by: Her Grace, Honor, Duchess and Steadholder Harrington at July 04, 2019 02:42 PM (MwFQu)


As the finale to Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 04, 2019 02:45 PM (aS1PU)

253 Wait until just before the Cali primary, sow chaos

Posted by: Jean at July 04, 2019 02:45 PM (25Dt7)

254 Bets on Trump calling him "Coyote Booker" from now on?


Posted by: Kindltot at July 04, 2019 02:38 PM (hSQmw)


Send it up the flag pole.


America the Beautiful.

https://youtu.be/TRUjr8EVgBg

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 02:45 PM (t6MX/)

255 Is Worthless Mitt Romney fiercely gelded?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 04, 2019 02:45 PM (JgA4k)

256 Here's a great site to get your Betsy Ross flags:
-------

I have a collection of flags, and of course, a flagpole. While I prefer cotton flags, they do not tolerate sun/wind/rain very well.

I also much prefer embroidered stars and stitched stripes.

Here's another nice flag, that is stitched/embroidered nylon, made in USA:

http://tinyurl.com/y255fhcy

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2019 02:45 PM (2qPhT)

257 How dare PDT have an earthquakes on July 4th. Bastard

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2019 02:45 PM (85Gof)

258 I am not liking the look of the map at US Geological Survey. That 6.4 was part of a swarm. More than smaller tremors 40 in that area since.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 04, 2019 02:46 PM (QEpIo)

259
What will they be running as in 10 years?

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2019 01:56 PM (uEbPt)


The Caligula People's Revolutionary Committee for Public Safety.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2019 02:46 PM (Wx/+I)

260 So, like puffed wheat, then?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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*?*

Posted by: A Millennial at July 04, 2019 02:47 PM (2qPhT)

261 242 205 Really odd, didn't feel the quake here yet we're probably 50 miles due west of the epicenter.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at July 04, 2019 02:34 PM (WEBkv)

The VA quake I mentioned was only about 5.6 but was felt over a vast area in the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic region. Even strong CA quakes tend to be more localized.
Posted by: rickl

The underlying topology determines alot, until you get higher on the (logarithmic) scale.

Posted by: Jean at July 04, 2019 02:47 PM (25Dt7)

262 BREAKING: ABC, CBS, and NBC follow MSNBC and have announced that they will not air Trump's July 4th "parade"

So? No one in that wretched brew of Fifth Columnists has an audience that is the least bit patriotic.

Even if by mistake any of them aired it, we are asking a "if a tree falls in the forest..." question.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 02:47 PM (lD3vL)

263 Suburban soccer/Wine Moms and their soi consorts are killing the Republic.

Posted by: kallisto at July 04, 2019 02:48 PM (Y+IGD)

264 Is Worthless Mitt Romney fiercely gelded?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 04, 2019 02:45 PM (JgA4k)

Not soon enough, though. He has reproduced, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2019 02:49 PM (WG6O9)

265 If Booker gets arrested and charged for this stunt, he's going to get millions worth of free publicity!
Posted by: rosignol at July 04, 2019 02:39 PM (alllY)

And five years as a guest of the Attorney General. Per alien.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 04, 2019 02:49 PM (MwFQu)

266 Mmmmm. Deviled eggs.

Posted by: Infidel at July 04, 2019 02:49 PM (BLFnH)

267 BREAKING: ABC, CBS, and NBC follow MSNBC and have announced that they will not air Trump's July 4th "parade"

So? No one in that wretched brew of Fifth Columnists has an audience that is the least bit patriotic.

Even if by mistake any of them aired it, we are asking a "if a tree falls in the forest..." question.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
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They need to lose their licenses...

Posted by: lin-duh at July 04, 2019 02:49 PM (UUBmN)

268 Fire them out of the cannon then paste their ugly mugs in the sky with some cheesy funeral music.

While a military aviator smoke-cloud draws a giant penis around them as a frame.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 02:49 PM (lD3vL)

269 @Mittromney
5 min ago

While I would never have taken such bold action, particularly on this solemn day, I must salute the dedication and bravery of my distinguished colleague from New Jersey.

Posted by: Duke Lowell - No, it didn't really happen at July 04, 2019 02:50 PM (gC2IV)

270 You might find this very interesting, Arty Johnson dead at age 90.

RIP

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 04, 2019 02:51 PM (/Njku)

271 If Booker gets arrested and charged for this stunt, he's going to get millions worth of free publicity!

Its a risk I'm willing to take. Let him spend it all on defense lawyers.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 02:51 PM (lD3vL)

272 Abby Hornacek makes my pants feel funny.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 04, 2019 02:51 PM (LL1Be)

273 Apparently they had to take down the Baby Trump balloon due to threatening weather climate change.


But before that happened, they bravely posted a picture of the inflatable and all...nine...of the protestors. I guess ten if you count whoever took the picture.

Posted by: Bert G at July 04, 2019 02:51 PM (OMsf+)

274
I will now take a star-spangled, patriotic nap.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2019 02:51 PM (Wx/+I)

275 I see that Mitt Romney "tweets" are fast becoming a meme here. Heh.

Posted by: rickl at July 04, 2019 02:52 PM (sdi6R)

276 227 Cory Booker sees himself as a modern day Corrie Ten Boom.
__________________

She and her family risked their liberty, their lives, and everything they owned to shield Jews from Nazis.

Booker has risked nothing more than having an unflattering photograph taken of his giant empty head.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 04, 2019 02:52 PM (k4dH2)

277 136 >>>Corey Booker sees himself as Harriet Tubman.
-----------------------------

Not being funny here, but I don't think so. Everything is just politics to these people. Harriet Tubman ostensibly cared about things like what she believed, and the concept of right and wrong. These cranks only care about enriching themselves and their naked lust for power over their fellow humans. They would run illegals over with a Mack truck if they thought it would gain them votes or money.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2019 02:52 PM (uEbPt)

278 While I would never have taken such bold action, particularly on this solemn day, I must salute the dedication and bravery of my distinguished colleague from New Jersey.

So basically we dodged a bullet by electing Obama rather than Mittens.

Where is that Tennessee scientist? We are in an alternate universe.

Maranatha

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 02:52 PM (lD3vL)

279 I will now take a star-spangled, patriotic nap.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2019 02:51 PM (Wx/+I)


You sir, are a great American.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 04, 2019 02:53 PM (aS1PU)

280 Why is Fox interviewing this flaming pole-smoker about veterans?

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 04, 2019 02:53 PM (LL1Be)

281 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 04, 2019 02:52 PM (k4dH2)

Same time. And you may have said it better than me!

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2019 02:53 PM (uEbPt)

282 I will now take a star-spangled, patriotic nap.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2019 02:51 PM (Wx/+I)

Well, I am going to go see what damage I can do to the day here in Alberta. Cloudy and showery here, and cool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 04, 2019 02:53 PM (WG6O9)

283 Human Trafficking is now a resume enhancer for Dems, it seems.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 04, 2019 02:54 PM (tVQUs)

284 Evidently there are some structure fires in Ridgecrest, CA resulting from the earthquake.

Posted by: Bert G at July 04, 2019 02:54 PM (OMsf+)

285 When the parade was over, RSBN was still broadcasting and noticed a few people carrying small baby Trump balloons.
I would suspect these people will try to hijack the celebration later, along with Meghan.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2019 02:54 PM (RBOtF)

286 I wouldn't call it patriotic, but my favorite tune while I was in the service was, 'When Johnny Comes Marching Home'.

Posted by: A Millennial at July 04, 2019 02:54 PM (Ou6XS)

287 All the NJ suburbs from Moorestown on North voted for their commie governor and senators.

Posted by: kallisto at July 04, 2019 02:55 PM (Y+IGD)

288 The Caligula People's Revolutionary Committee for Public Safety.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2019 02:46 PM (Wx/+I)


LOL

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2019 02:55 PM (uEbPt)

289 283 Human Trafficking is now a resume enhancer for Dems, it seems.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 04, 2019 02:54 PM (tVQUs)

There was an EO about that. Seize his assets.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 02:55 PM (t6MX/)

290 Direct result of the OJ thing. Too Bold to Prosecute.

Posted by: klaftern at July 04, 2019 02:56 PM (RuIsu)

291 Not being funny here, but I don't think so. Everything is just politics to these people. Harriet Tubman ostensibly cared about things like what she believed, and the concept of right and wrong. These cranks only care about enriching themselves and their naked lust for power over their fellow humans. They would run illegals over with a Mack truck if they thought it would gain them votes or money.
Posted by: ...
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^^^^
This

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2019 02:56 PM (4bd7D)

292 Ah, the California Democrats wanting to make it legal for illegal aliens to hold party leadership positions is not a fluke.

Is Booker looking for a new illegal alien campaign spokesman like Bernie's?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 04, 2019 02:56 PM (bDqIh)

293 They would run illegals over with a Mack truck if they thought it would gain them votes or money.

Then the next one, trying to up the ante would run over the next batch of illegals with a D11 Caterpillar...

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 02:56 PM (lD3vL)

294 Make this stupid motherfucker personally responsible for paying ALL the expenses of every person he helped come here illegally.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 04, 2019 02:57 PM (NoKAc)

295 I just told my dog she needs to give me some space and I swear she rolled her eyes at me.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 04, 2019 02:57 PM (JgA4k)

296 Human Trafficking is now a resume enhancer for Dems, it seems.

Or Cory knows that his political aspirations are coming to a close and he is working on a post political career in the service of Comet Pizza.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 02:57 PM (lD3vL)

297 So is dissent the highest form of patriotism again? I'm so confused. Some years from now it will once again be a crime to speak ill of the president. You will be banned from the internet, your service cut off, your bank account closed, your name publicized and your food will be spat in. I wish I was kidding.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2019 02:57 PM (uEbPt)

298
174 167 "John Paul Jones" is on TCM, if you care.
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"I have not yet begun to fight"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2019 02:25 PM (KoKdw)

The original 'Fuck You, War!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 04, 2019 02:26 PM (ycWCI)







I imagine that the original quote actually WAS "Fuck You, War.", and was reported in dispatches. Then some REMF feather merchants back at Continental Navy HQ probably started clutching pearls and "amended" the quote to something that was more family-friendly, so to speak.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 04, 2019 02:58 PM (eXA4G)

299 I just told my dog she needs to give me some space and I swear she rolled her eyes at me.
Posted by: N.L. Urker
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Our little dog is so elderly now, I cannot bring myself to disturb her if she is sleeping on the sofa.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2019 02:58 PM (4bd7D)

300

The Portland Police Twitter account is a depressing read. Dozens of pro-Antifa comments, claims that violent white supremacist groups are attacking minorities in the city, the Police are in league with Nazis, Antifa is pure defense, the people conked on the head are the real violent ones, in other words a big load of narcissistic delusional gas and shit.

Dozens more sane comments pointing out that the Police are useless and handed the city over to
Antifa.

So many leftist shitheads in that city though...


https://mobile.twitter.com/PortlandPolice


Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 04, 2019 02:59 PM (9oO31)

301 *bookmarks page in Mobile Suite Gundam II: Escalation by Yoshiyuki Tomino*

Well well well, Amuro Rey is caressing Saila's breast.... oh my.

Time to get ready for work.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2019 02:59 PM (NSnWy)

302 So basically we dodged ate a bullet by electing Obama rather than Mittens.

No matter how bad Romney or McCain would've been it couldn't compare to the Obamanation. TFG literally did everything but the dronezap program 900 degrees wrong. That's 2 pirouettes and a 180 getting math on the blog.

Posted by: DaveA at July 04, 2019 02:59 PM (FhXTo)

303 I wouldn't call it patriotic, but my favorite tune while I was in the service was, 'When Johnny Comes Marching Home'.

What gets me is the number of people who love the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" which is essentially the equivalent of an adoring Ode to gassing Jews.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 02:59 PM (lD3vL)

304 297 So is dissent the highest form of patriotism again? I'm so confused. Some years from now it will once again be a crime to speak ill of the president. You will be banned from the internet, your service cut off, your bank account closed, your name publicized and your food will be spat in. I wish I was kidding.
Posted by: ... at July 04, 2019 02:57 PM (uEbPt)

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As I said a few days ago, it's starting to look like the mark from the book of revelations is a D.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2019 02:59 PM (gC2IV)

305 >> Human Trafficking is now a resume enhancer for Dems, it seems.




"Well, they caught our eye! Does Cory take cash campaign contributions?"
-- Mexican Drug Cartels

Posted by: Lizzy at July 04, 2019 03:00 PM (bDqIh)

306 300

The Portland Police

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 04, 2019 02:59 PM (9oO31)


Speaking of insurrection.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 03:00 PM (t6MX/)

307 The Portland Police Twitter account is a depressing read.

Just confirms that Portland is a No-Go zone, like so many equivalents surrounding Paris, France.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 03:01 PM (lD3vL)

308 It's time to educate the public. You go into politics
to change laws you don't like . It's a difficult process.
If you get enough legislators on board, you change the law.
If you don't then you don't just ignore the law.
I hope to see this change NOW.

Posted by: MarkY at July 04, 2019 03:01 PM (/tQM4)

309 I imagine that the original quote actually WAS "Fuck You, War.", and was reported in dispatches. Then some REMF feather merchants back at Continental Navy HQ probably started clutching pearls and "amended" the quote to something that was more family-friendly, so to speak.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Hmm. Maybe. Or

"Fuck Thee, ye whore-mongering suckers of lime."

Posted by: A Millennial at July 04, 2019 03:01 PM (2qPhT)

310
"Sabrina Singh"

The New Americans.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 04, 2019 03:02 PM (9oO31)

311 Breitbart, War.


https://youtu.be/FhSy-6VqIww

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 03:02 PM (t6MX/)

312
That is what I don't get: Where is this untapped reservoir of " what this country needs is more illiterate, unemployable third-world refugees?"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 04, 2019 02:03 PM (k81AA)



From those same illiterate, unemployable third-world refugees,

who are now being signed up and encouraged to vote illegally by the Democrats.

We are literally seeing the first war and foreign invasion fought at the ballot box-

with the help of the treasonous, seditious, Fifth Column Democrat Party.

And financed by you know who.

I expect to see this guy and his crew start short selling US currency like crazy once they think they've won.

Hopefully, the Dims will be beaten but this time they're not even trying to pretend that they'll win legally.

Democrat Party sez: Stop me if you can, bitchez!11!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 04, 2019 03:02 PM (Uu+qG)

313 How many did he forcibly mouth rape, though?

Posted by: garrett at July 04, 2019 03:02 PM (CWiQ+)

314 Mitt Romney @Twitter
677 min ago

I applaud my colleague, the esteemed gentleman of New Jersey, Cory Booker for his courageous aiding of five potential LDS converts across the Rio Grande on this most solemn holiday.

The existence of President Trump's unseemly camps along the border sends the wrong message to our adversaries that we no longer live up the ideals expressed on the Statue of Liberty.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 04, 2019 03:02 PM (o1fzk)

315 Was Booker wearing a Spartacus speedo when he was doing his coyote thing?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 04, 2019 03:04 PM (JgA4k)

316 Aiding, abetting, harboring, encouraging illegals a felony -- see Title 8, US Code 1324(a) Offenses.

Unfortunately, laws are increasingly subjectively written ... and applied.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 04, 2019 03:04 PM (WqPYg)

317 The original John Paul Jones quote:

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

I read it on the internet so it must be true.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2019 03:04 PM (gC2IV)

318 It says he 'helped' and then 'observed'.

I'm sure whatever he did he made sure not to cross the line into risking his own skin.

If he did cross the line then he should be charged and prosecuted, and he can have more skin than he can handle.

Another Spartacus opportunity missed.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 04, 2019 03:04 PM (kfcYC)

319 Out of concern for the asylum-seekers safety, we did not make this event public until now.

You misspelled 'Cory's poll numbers'.

Posted by: t-bird at July 04, 2019 03:05 PM (QrTqV)

320 Posted by: JoeF. at July 04, 2019 03:02 PM (o1fzk)


==========


You didn't learn your lesson of a couple days ago, huh? ;-)

You need a giant /SARC tag on those Mittens tweets.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 04, 2019 03:05 PM (WqPYg)

321 John Paul Jone's REAL quote, "Bonzo and I truly resent Jimmy and Robert getting all the glory while we keep time...."

Posted by: JoeF. at July 04, 2019 03:05 PM (o1fzk)

322 Fuck rat Willard and his magic underwear .


Two votes I wish I had back, him and McShit.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at July 04, 2019 03:06 PM (LL1Be)

323 Silver lining: each occupant of the Dem Clown Car now has to one-up the previous clown with some stunt in Mexico or Latin America. Pretty soon they will be doing shit that will get them arrested on the wrong side of the Rio Grande. Judging by the Dems' inability to stop doing self-destructive stuff, they won't be able to stop! Then PDJT just tells Obrador "Throw away the key, Amigo!"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 04, 2019 03:06 PM (1wNUE)

324 If Spartacus is, in fact, fiercely heterosexual I'm sure he had his way with Sabrina.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 04, 2019 03:06 PM (JgA4k)

325 313
How many did he forcibly mouth rape, though?

Posted by: garrett at July 04, 2019 03:02 PM (CWiQ+)


========


Or you could get the same answer by asking "How many were males?"

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 04, 2019 03:06 PM (WqPYg)

326 sarc/

Posted by: JoeF. at July 04, 2019 03:07 PM (o1fzk)

327 38 Can we arrest him now? If an example isn't made, it will just embolden all of the others.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 04, 2019 02:04

I hope it does embolden the others. Let them do it to and then arrest the lot of them.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 04, 2019 03:07 PM (kfcYC)

328 320 Posted by: JoeF. at July 04, 2019 03:02 PM (o1fzk)
You need a giant /SARC tag on those Mittens tweets.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 04, 2019 03:05 PM (WqPYg)

Agreed. Not everybody is here every day.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 03:07 PM (Ts3fP)

329 The faux Mitts are better than the real Mitt. Maybe someone(s) should apply for a role as Romney's spokes xerson.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 04, 2019 03:08 PM (GNk5/)

330 Okay. I'll use the sarc/

But that fake tweet was even too stupid for Mitt.

And 677 minutes ago?

Lol.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 04, 2019 03:09 PM (o1fzk)

331 >>"Sabrina Singh"
The New Americans.


In this case, no. Seems her behavior runs in the family, though, as her activist grandfather pushed to have Truman make immigration from India easier. She's a longtime Dem party person, previously worked for Hillary and Perez.


Posted by: Lizzy at July 04, 2019 03:09 PM (bDqIh)

332 What gets me is the number of people who love the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" which is essentially the equivalent of an adoring Ode to gassing Jews.
Posted by: Blue Bird
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Well, it's about the equivalent of firing on Ft. Sumter, but I have no love of the tune in the context of actual war. It's using Christianity to justify aggression.

It's always about always about slavery, and yet the Emancipation did not occur until 1863, and the tune wasn't written until well after the war.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2019 03:10 PM (U7Mh9)

333
Agreed. Not everybody is here every day.
Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 03:07 PM (Ts3fP)

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Really? Where do you go? Have you been cheating on us with another blog?

*Runs into bedroom. Slams door. Throws self on bed*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2019 03:10 PM (gC2IV)

334 'So-do-my!'

'It hap-pened
to me
Call the F-BI
Please
That Sen-ator
He raped my
mouth again'

Posted by: CeCe Peniston at July 04, 2019 03:10 PM (CWiQ+)

335

An object lesson in how to break the law with impunity and then flaunt the fact.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 04, 2019 03:10 PM (KATBx)

336 Agreed. Not everybody is here every day.
---
He does this intentionally and habitually.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 04, 2019 03:10 PM (hjaPQ)

337 333
Agreed. Not everybody is here every day.
Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 03:07 PM (Ts3fP)

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Really? Where do you go? Have you been cheating on us with another blog?

*Runs into bedroom. Slams door. Throws self on bed*
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2019 03:10 PM (gC2IV)

Oh, I'm here every day.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 03:11 PM (Ts3fP)

338 Put Booker's severely hetero ass in prison for his human rights crimes - Human Trafficking. Lock him up AG Barr!

Posted by: Johnny Biface at July 04, 2019 03:11 PM (v7uSj)

339 The democrats are handing 2020 to Trump on a silver platter.

Posted by: keena at July 04, 2019 03:11 PM (RiTnx)

340 I like the Faux Mittens tweets

Posted by: kallisto at July 04, 2019 03:12 PM (Y+IGD)

341 essentially the equivalent of an adoring Ode to gassing Jews.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 02:59 PM (lD3vL)

I don't see it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 03:12 PM (t6MX/)

342 Look, the Left is truly deranged and insane and no matter who gets the Dem nod is going to collect all the votes of ALL of them.


But I submit--who the fuck is Booker playing to with asinine stunts like this?
Does he think he's going to jump from 8% to 60% in the polls?

He is truly an idiot.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 04, 2019 03:12 PM (o1fzk)

343 The fake Mitt tweets are becoming an actual meme here. LOL.

Posted by: rickl at July 04, 2019 03:13 PM (sdi6R)

344 Barr should arrest him for the 'help' he insisted he gave and then show video of Cory explaining that he actually did nothing to help, in fact this was his way of reporting them to the authorities.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 04, 2019 03:13 PM (kfcYC)

345 339 The democrats are handing 2020 to Trump on a silver platter.
---
I think so too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 04, 2019 03:13 PM (hjaPQ)

346 Battle Hymn Rep.
----
It's always about always about slavery, and yet the Emancipation did not occur until 1863, and the tune wasn't written until well after the war.

-----------------------------------

Words were published in 1862 though written in 1861, Tune was from from John Brown's Body itself from 1861.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 04, 2019 03:15 PM (GNk5/)

347 The dem candidates are playing to the Twitter mob, mistaking it for reality.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2019 03:15 PM (gC2IV)

348 345 339 The democrats are handing 2020 to Trump on a silver platter.
---
I think so too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 04, 2019 03:13 PM (hjaPQ)

I get the feeling they're absolutely SURE they perfected the fraud/harvesting technique in 2018, or they're absolutely sure they can push enough Illegal Alien votes through (which is still fraud, just a different sort than flat out directly priming fake ballots, digital or otherwise) that they don't even care.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 04, 2019 03:15 PM (vmRc0)

349 Aiding, abetting, harboring, encouraging illegals a felony -- see Title 8, US Code 1324(a) Offenses.

No party is illegal! Well, one of them soon will be...

Posted by: Dems 2020 at July 04, 2019 03:16 PM (OiC69)

350 And the 2020 campaign is just starting. The Democrats will have to grovel much lower before this thing is over. Their insane Antifa-ntastic base demands more and more.

Posted by: geoffb at July 04, 2019 03:16 PM (zOpu5)

351 347 The dem candidates are playing to the Twitter mob, mistaking it for reality.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2019 03:15 PM (gC2IV)

And mistaking the Twitter mob for voters.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 03:17 PM (Ts3fP)

352 Families Belong Together
@fams2gether

"Donald Trump has essentially defined his presidency as a battle to stop people from crossing the border. Every step of the way, his tactics have failed spectacularly."



Other than that, how do you think he's doing, comrades?

Posted by: Hands at July 04, 2019 03:17 PM (786Ro)

353 I don't see what the big deal is.

*Every* Democrat, at least at the national level, helps illegal aliens cross the border in one way or another.

Posted by: logprof at July 04, 2019 03:17 PM (S7WbR)

354 348 345 339 The democrats are handing 2020 to Trump on a silver platter.
---
I think so too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 04, 2019 03:13 PM (hjaPQ)

I get the feeling they're absolutely SURE they perfected the fraud/harvesting technique in 2018, or they're absolutely sure they can push enough Illegal Alien votes through (which is still fraud, just a different sort than flat out directly priming fake ballots, digital or otherwise) that they don't even care.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 04, 2019 03:15 PM (vmRc0)


Or they have gone so far off the deep end that they have zero connection to the real world.

Yeah they may cheat. Hell, of course they will cheat and more massively than perhaps ever. But everything they are saying, doing and promoting is going to drive more of us to the polls than ever before to overcome even whatever cheat factor may arise.

I believe that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2019 03:18 PM (zBaqJ)

355 Booker/Williamson

Love Will Win 2020

Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 03:18 PM (Ts3fP)

356 The Real Donald Trump @ Twitter
699 min ago

I really enjoy reading the great people over at AoS. Such comedians!
I especially get a kick out of JoeF.'s fake Mitt Romney tweets. I know Mitt and I couldn't tell the difference!

The BIG parade is coming! With the BEST ever Fireworks!
It will be SOLEMN!

Enjoy!

Posted by: JoeF. at July 04, 2019 03:18 PM (o1fzk)

357 I still think duck and cover as a kid was scarrier than an earthquake. Big one when I was a kid, thought little brother was shaking my bed. We both ran and jumped on M and D's bed and giggled.

Posted by: Infidel at July 04, 2019 03:18 PM (BLFnH)

358 284 Evidently there are some structure fires in Ridgecrest, CA resulting from the earthquake.

don't know about that, but the only business we saw obviously still open was denny's. not smelling any smoke. did see one of the trailers in the park knocked over; surprised me because it's an older one that has presumably survived earthquakes before.

they say we had six months of aftershocks following the one in 82

Posted by: Anachronda at July 04, 2019 03:18 PM (lnki2)

359
I'm going to assume this will exclude him from serious consideration.
Posted by: m

======

From serious consideration for what? An arrest warrant?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 04, 2019 03:19 PM (13CQC)

360 A sample of the 250 organizations belonging to fams2gether:

#VOTEPROCHOICE
ACLU
Amnesty International
Center for Biological Diversity
Center for American Progress
CAIR
Feminist Majority Foundation
Greenpeace
LGBTQ Task Force
NARAL
Network of Spiritual Progressives
Oxfam America
Rock the Vote
SEIU
YWCA USA

Posted by: Hands at July 04, 2019 03:19 PM (786Ro)

361 like the Faux Mittens tweets
Posted by: kallisto at July 04, 2019 03:12 PM (Y+IGD)

Have to admit that I don't only because they are indistinguishable from real tweets in form. It's fine for regulars who may know the meme but too close to spreading fake news for me.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 04, 2019 03:19 PM (2DOZq)

362

This is so crazypants.

Do they realize what they're doing?

Who can be more toxic towards Americans than the other totalitarian nominees?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 04, 2019 03:19 PM (vEIlU)

363 Answer "no" to the first question and give your location. That's a valid data point.
Posted by: rickl at July 04, 2019 02:44 PM (sdi6R)

---------------

done.

That was cool.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at July 04, 2019 03:20 PM (WEBkv)

364
Why in the everlasting f*** is this severely heterosexual member of the 2020 Dem clown car not in custody at this very minute?
Posted by: Marybeth

======

I want someone to ask Trump that question during the debate.

"You promised to drain the swamp. Why are federal officials allowed to flout the law with impunity?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 04, 2019 03:21 PM (13CQC)

365 354--I agree the Democrats are confident that whatever fraud they have coming will push them across the finish line next year.
BUT--if they get too sloppy, Trump will fight.

He is NOT Nixon and won't step down for the "good of the nation."

Posted by: JoeF. at July 04, 2019 03:21 PM (o1fzk)

366 320
You didn't learn your lesson of a couple days ago, huh? ;-)

You need a giant /SARC tag on those Mittens tweets.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 04, 2019 03:05 PM (WqPYg)


He did put a / tag on the first one and everybody ignored it!

If Joe F. ever says anything about an alien invasion we'll have a full-blown Orson Welles War of the Worlds panic.

Posted by: rickl at July 04, 2019 03:21 PM (sdi6R)

367
Words were published in 1862 though written in 1861, Tune was from from John Brown's Body itself from 1861.
Posted by: RioBravo
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Perhaps..., but:


https://www.godtube.com/popular-hymns/onward-christian-soldiers

"Onward, Christian Soldiers" is a 19th-century English hymn. The words were written by Sabine Baring-Gould in 1865, and the music was composed by Arthur Sullivan in 1871. Sullivan named the tune "St. Gertrude,"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2019 03:21 PM (2kj6M)

368 334 'So-do-my!'

'It hap-pened
to me
Call the F-BI
Please
That Sen-ator
He raped my
mouth again'
Posted by: CeCe Peniston at July 04, 2019 03:10 PM (CWiQ+)


Peniston. Does that mean "ton of penis" in olde English?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2019 03:22 PM (zBaqJ)

369 Or they have gone so far off the deep end that they have zero connection to the real world.

Yeah they may cheat. Hell, of course they will cheat and more massively than perhaps ever. But everything they are saying, doing and promoting is going to drive more of us to the polls than ever before to overcome even whatever cheat factor may arise.

I believe that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2019 03:18 PM (zBaqJ)
-------------

If Democrats truly believed they were going to win, they wouldn't be pushing this "electoral college to the popular vote" winner.

Dems are setting up to ballot harvest in states they're going to win handily, anyway.

I think ballot harvesting will be more problematic in other states.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at July 04, 2019 03:22 PM (WEBkv)

370 369 Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at July 04, 2019 03:22 PM (WEBkv)


If Trump actually wins the popular vote, which I think he may have a shot at this time around, watch how fast that NPV thing goes away.

Meh. Trump can't run forever. I take that back.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2019 03:23 PM (zBaqJ)

371 348 345 339 The democrats are handing 2020 to Trump on a silver platter.
---
I think so too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 04, 2019 03:13 PM (hjaPQ)


I get the feeling they're absolutely SURE they perfected the fraud/harvesting technique in 2018, or they're absolutely sure they can push enough Illegal Alien votes through (which is still fraud, just a different sort than flat out directly priming fake ballots, digital or otherwise) that they don't even care.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 04, 2019 03:15 PM (vmRc0)


Or they have gone so far off the deep end that they have zero connection to the real world.

Yeah they may cheat. Hell, of course they will cheat and more massively than perhaps ever. But everything they are saying, doing and promoting is going to drive more of us to the polls than ever before to overcome even whatever cheat factor may arise.

I believe that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2019 03:18 PM


----------------------------------------

I wouldn't be surprised if the Dems put more emphasis on holding the House and winning back the Senate than they do on winning the presidential race. Even if their potus candidate loses they can bring Impeachment-palooza.

With Romney and other Senate GOPe quislings they might get enough votes to convict.

Outside chance, but maybe all they'll have.

Posted by: Hands at July 04, 2019 03:24 PM (786Ro)

372 The left keeps pushing the "TANKS ROLLING DOWN THE STREETS ZOMG!" lie, and idiots on social media keep echoing and signal-boosting it.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 04, 2019 03:24 PM (vmRc0)

373 Unfortunately, laws are increasingly subjectively written ... and applied.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 04, 2019 03:04 PM (WqPYg)

Worse yet, it really doesn't matter how the law is written, only who can be accused and prosecuted for transgressing them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 04, 2019 03:24 PM (AZxMX)

374 373 Worse yet, it really doesn't matter how the law is written, only who can be accused and prosecuted for transgressing them!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 04, 2019 03:24 PM (AZxMX)

And 99% of judges slide ever leftward during the course of their careers, so...

Posted by: Hikaru at July 04, 2019 03:26 PM (vmRc0)

375

while Slow Jeb! tweets about all things historical today, including how many presidents died on the 4th of July.

Jeb Bush @JebBush
Three Presidents Die on July 4th: Just a Coincidence?


o_O

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 04, 2019 03:27 PM (vEIlU)

376 That even a fringe prez candidate of a major party can undertake such outrageous and stoopid crap is, for me, an index of national degradation. One of many.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 04, 2019 03:27 PM (QDnY+)

377 Where did the "fiercely heterosexual Corey Booker" meme come from?

It was right here.

Ace came up with it.

Ace was baggin' on Booker for talking about his totally serious sexual relation with Rosario Dawson. Which involved a woman he was never seen in public with before.

Who was totally not his beard.

They just had a fiercely heterosexual relationship that was totally long distance, yet totally real.

Posted by: Taco Shack at July 04, 2019 03:27 PM (C+qQ0)

378 Cory Booker Brags: I Helped Migrants Migrate Migrationally Across the Border

fify, h8ters!!1!

Posted by: The MSM - changing the terms as usual at July 04, 2019 03:28 PM (786Ro)

379 Jeb Bush @JebBush
Three Presidents Die on July 4th: Just a Coincidence?


o_O

FFS, *deleted*

Barbara must be proud.

Posted by: Infidel at July 04, 2019 03:28 PM (BLFnH)

380 My family's Italian hometown has been rocked by seismic activity. So much that the Brits who bought vacation homes there have abandoned their properties. The Italian govt. gave those homes to African refugees in addition to welfare benefits. A mountain hamlet that has hosted a homogenous population for millenia is now being woke-i-fied.

Posted by: kallisto at July 04, 2019 03:29 PM (Y+IGD)

381 The left keeps pushing the "TANKS ROLLING DOWN THE STREETS ZOMG!" lie, and idiots on social media keep echoing and signal-boosting it.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 04, 2019 03:24 PM (vmRc0)


There has to be a reason for this. Besides those that have done enough democrat drugs to believe it...

- scare people into showing up. I hope this is bigger than Glen Beck's Tea Party event. That was insane. Then the msm will go into overdrive not showing or discussing the numbers.

- entice violence at the event

What is their agenda?

They are so afraid of America.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 04, 2019 03:29 PM (vEIlU)

382 372 The left keeps pushing the "TANKS ROLLING DOWN THE STREETS ZOMG!" lie, and idiots on social media keep echoing and signal-boosting it.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 04, 2019 03:24 PM (vmRc0)

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Which is why the networks won't show it. Can't have people seeing for themselves, now can we?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2019 03:30 PM (gC2IV)

383 Cory, don't go straight, go forward

-Barack Obama

Posted by: Apologies to Devo at July 04, 2019 03:30 PM (zeg38)

384 Families Belong Together
@fams2gether


#ConvictFamiliesBelongTogether

Posted by: rickb223 at July 04, 2019 03:31 PM (UC5ui)

385 384
Families Belong Together

@fams2gether





#ConvictFamiliesBelongTogether

Posted by: rickb223 at July 04, 2019 03:31 PM (UC5ui)

#FamiliesBelongTogetherSoStopDemocratsFromExploitingLittleBrownChildren

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 03:32 PM (t6MX/)

386 Jeb Bush @JebBush
Three Presidents Die on July 4th: Just a Coincidence?


o_O

FFS, *deleted*

Barbara must be proud.
Posted by: Infidel at July 04, 2019 03:28 PM (BLFnH)


It figures he deleted it. The attacks on him started flying. Calling him treasonous. And what was it supposed to mean.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 04, 2019 03:32 PM (vEIlU)

387 The fact that Slow Jeb! deleted that tweet it meant exactly what we thought he meant.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 04, 2019 03:32 PM (vEIlU)

388 And 99% of judges slide ever leftward during the course of their careers, so...
Posted by: Hikaru at July 04, 2019 03:26 PM (vmRc0)

And "previously settled" law is more important than "correctly settled" law!

Admittedly, that is a two-edged sword.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 04, 2019 03:32 PM (AZxMX)

389 Trump Curse just scheduled Jeb's daddy to slip the bonds of this mortal coil next July 4.

Posted by: kallisto at July 04, 2019 03:33 PM (Y+IGD)

390
Fox is going overboard on the Ca earthquake.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 04, 2019 03:34 PM (PtOP4)

391 Uhmmmm....Booker just violated a large number of laws. Time to demonstrate why there are laws prohibitting human trafficking.

Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at July 04, 2019 03:34 PM (8JEZG)

392 please clap

Not as good as dog shit on a shoe.

Posted by: Infidel at July 04, 2019 03:35 PM (BLFnH)

393 He's

Posted by: Infidel at July 04, 2019 03:35 PM (BLFnH)

394 389 Trump Curse just scheduled Jeb's daddy to slip the bonds of this mortal coil next July 4.
Posted by: kallisto at July 04, 2019 03:33 PM (Y+IGD)


Jeb's dad died earlier this year.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2019 03:36 PM (zBaqJ)

395 380 My family's Italian hometown has been rocked by seismic activity. So much that the Brits who bought vacation homes there have abandoned their properties.
Posted by: kallisto at July 04, 2019 03:29 PM (Y+IGD)

Amazing.

Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 03:36 PM (Ts3fP)

396 People say I'm weird, and I suppose they're right. But I'll tell you one thing: Jeb Bush freaks me the fuck out.

Posted by: Marianne Williamson at July 04, 2019 03:36 PM (hjaPQ)

397 394
389 Trump Curse just scheduled Jeb's daddy to slip the bonds of this mortal coil next July 4.

Posted by: kallisto at July 04, 2019 03:33 PM (Y+IGD)





Jeb's dad died earlier this year.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2019 03:36 PM (zBaqJ)

Even the Trump curse is ahead of schedule and under budget!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 03:37 PM (t6MX/)

398 371
I wouldn't be surprised if the Dems put more emphasis on holding the House and winning back the Senate than they do on winning the presidential race. Even if their potus candidate loses they can bring Impeachment-palooza.

With Romney and other Senate GOPe quislings they might get enough votes to convict.

Outside chance, but maybe all they'll have.
Posted by: Hands at July 04, 2019 03:24 PM (786Ro)


I think they may lose the House and thinking they're going to retake the Senate is also delusional.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2019 03:37 PM (zBaqJ)

399 I get the feeling they're absolutely SURE they perfected the fraud/harvesting technique in 2018, or they're absolutely sure they can push enough Illegal Alien votes through... that they don't even care.

Then why aren't they running a Chavez or Maduro type for POTUS? That is, if you were a member of the Demonic Party, are any of these people running someone who you will want to be in power for twenty or more years? Are you willing to die for any one of them?

All of these contenders are B-List at best with no resume that says "I rub shoulders with the global elites".

Maybe Biden, but he doesn't have the legs to be a long-term dictator.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 03:37 PM (lD3vL)

400 Kidlet has to work in the hardware store today. No holiday pay. Just texted me and said she's gonna throat punch the next fkr that says sorry you have to work today.

Posted by: Infidel at July 04, 2019 03:37 PM (BLFnH)

401 Hell, we've got Gavin Newsom that's a freaking governor here in CA. he's doing this on an industrial level.


Booker's a featherweight.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 04, 2019 03:38 PM (sLicW)

402 As I said a few days ago, it's starting to look like the mark from the book of revelations is a D.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2019 02:59 PM (gC2IV)
Seriously.

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2019 03:38 PM (uEbPt)

403 394. I meant his brother! His brother! SLAP! His daddy! SLAP

Posted by: kallisto at July 04, 2019 03:38 PM (Y+IGD)

404 too late for the Harriett Tubman reference, I see.

Posted by: golfman at July 04, 2019 03:39 PM (OE84+)

405 390


Fox is going overboard on the Ca earthquake.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 04, 2019 03:34 PM (PtOP4)

THEY'RE EATING MEXICAN PEOPLE IN PETCO PARK!

Posted by: SHEP! at July 04, 2019 03:40 PM (t6MX/)

406 Jeb! has third generation brain damage.

Poor fella.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 04, 2019 03:40 PM (Z+IKu)

407 It figures he deleted it. The attacks on him started flying. Calling him treasonous.

Publicly hoping that someone [else] will assassinate a sitting president on Independence Day isn't treason, but it certainly is in bad taste.

I thought his mother raised him better than that. Apparently not.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 03:40 PM (lD3vL)

408 Posted by: JoeF. at July 04, 2019 03:18 PM (o1fzk)


LMFAO

Posted by: ... at July 04, 2019 03:40 PM (uEbPt)

409 Can someone translate Jeb Bush's comment to Regular American People the Bush Family Took for Granted so I can understand if that bastard was calling for the thing it seems like he was calling for, please?

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at July 04, 2019 03:41 PM (rKs0r)

410 I think they may lose the House and thinking they're going to retake the Senate is also delusional.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2019 03:37 PM (zBaqJ)



Anyone else see those commercials about how the Dems are hiding their justice nominee list?

Of course they are hiding it. It's probably vile.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 04, 2019 03:41 PM (vEIlU)

411 So he's a putz, a human traffiker, AND a felon.
Good to know.

Imma going back outside finish mowing the lawn. Booker's an idiot.

Posted by: Flyover at July 04, 2019 03:42 PM (B5K06)

412 9th Circuit killed at least parts of the aiding and abetting law, due to free speech concerns.

Anyone know if they killed the whole thing?

Posted by: Don Q at July 04, 2019 03:42 PM (NgKpN)

413 Fark that farking Bush clan and all their shit eating Presidents confounding my poor addled brain.

Posted by: kallisto at July 04, 2019 03:42 PM (Y+IGD)

414 Kidlet has to work in the hardware store today. No holiday pay. Just texted me and said she's gonna throat punch the next fkr that says sorry you have to work today.

What? The customers just wanted an open but unattended store today?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 03:42 PM (lD3vL)

415 The more I think on it, the less I try to find rational thought behind any of this. These are stupid campaigns run by stupid people.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2019 03:43 PM (gC2IV)

416 2 more hours before the big show at the Lincoln Memorial.

Gotz much to do before then.

Happy 4th!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 04, 2019 03:43 PM (vEIlU)

417 It's neat how the (R)s have managed to make voters regret all the way back to Reagan.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at July 04, 2019 03:43 PM (rKs0r)

418 Season 3 of Stranger Things just came out today.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 04, 2019 03:43 PM (UUBmN)

419 What? The customers just wanted an open but unattended store today?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy

Yep, all the people who have the day off.

Posted by: Infidel at July 04, 2019 03:44 PM (BLFnH)

420 Jeb's dad died earlier this year.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2019 03:36 PM (zBaqJ)

--------

Late last year.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 04, 2019 03:44 PM (flINI)

421 Fox is going overboard on the Ca earthquake.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic



Is kali still attached to CONUS?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 04, 2019 03:44 PM (UC5ui)

422 Anyone else see those commercials about how the Dems are hiding their justice nominee list?

I have a copy of their list here:

Devil, Satan, Beezlebub, Lucifer, and El Diablo heads the list.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 03:44 PM (lD3vL)

423 Today @CoryBooker crossed the U.S. border from Juarez to El Paso with @fams2gether to help escort 5 asylum-seekers and try to prevent them from being sent back to Mexico. "

So he stood around at an entrance point and did what, exactly?

Yeah, that's what I though. Not a damn thing. 'cept yap.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 04, 2019 03:46 PM (6qErC)

424 422
Anyone else see those commercials about how the Dems are hiding their justice nominee list?



I have a copy of their list here:



Devil, Satan, Beezlebub, Lucifer, and El Diablo heads the list.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 03:44 PM (lD3vL)

Where's hillary?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 03:46 PM (t6MX/)

425 420 Jeb's dad died earlier this year.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2019 03:36 PM (zBaqJ)

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Late last year.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 04, 2019 03:44 PM (flINI)

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Right, but they haven't quite finished up the funeral yet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2019 03:46 PM (gC2IV)

426 The more I think on it, the less I try to find rational thought behind any of this. These are stupid campaigns run by stupid people.

Well there is your problem.

These stunts are not about thinking, acting rationally, or anything reasonable or coherent.

It is all about triggering emotions.
I can tell you a fact, but to motivate you to action - even violent action, I need to get you emotionally involved and committed.

That is why they like rage. Rage, like hate is a motivator.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 03:46 PM (lD3vL)

427 I do hope i also can only obey laws i like.

Posted by: willow at July 04, 2019 03:47 PM (r/xAU)

428
Jethrro is the lone survivor of The Beverly Hillbillies?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 04, 2019 03:47 PM (1Uiaz)

429 Trumpentwatters rolling along.


Funny. Trump is, in many ways that offend or unimpress exactly the right people [including Europeans, since the founding], extremely American. The directness, informality, confidence have actually been big positives and attractions to most foreigners who encounter it, and they set us apart.


In many of the best, most effective, and most entertaining ways, Trump is, in fact, *exactly "who we are", historically.


Amazing.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 04, 2019 03:47 PM (QDnY+)

430 420 Jeb's dad died earlier this year.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2019 03:36 PM (zBaqJ)

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Late last year.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 04, 2019 03:44 PM (flINI)

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Right, but they haven't quite finished up the funeral yet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2019 03:46 PM (gC2IV)

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Speaking of which... the McCain Funeralpalooza has reached the Marshall Islands

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 04, 2019 03:47 PM (flINI)

431 Where's hillary?

Too old - is she even alive?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 03:47 PM (lD3vL)

432 Right, but they haven't quite finished up the funeral yet.
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Life is short, but funerals are forever.

Posted by: John McCain at July 04, 2019 03:47 PM (hjaPQ)

433 Cancell this stooprd parade today use that moneey to help children og color.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT at July 04, 2019 03:48 PM (qM84C)

434 Time for another bile ride after movie before the Trump speak

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2019 03:48 PM (BbGew)

435 Today @CoryBooker crossed the U.S. border from Juarez to El Paso with @fams2gether to help escort 5 asylum-seekers and try to prevent them from being sent back to Mexico. "

So he stood around at an entrance point and did what, exactly?

Yeah, that's what I though. Not a damn thing. 'cept yap.
Posted by: Anon a mouse



Admits to five federal felonies.
@5 years each = 25 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 04, 2019 03:48 PM (UC5ui)

436 431 Where's hillary?

Too old - is she even alive?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 04, 2019 03:47 PM (lD3vL)

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Like that matters.

Posted by: RBG at July 04, 2019 03:49 PM (gC2IV)

437
#California: Large earthquake in Central California with a magnitude of 6.5 and depth of 5 miles occured right under Naval Air Weapons Station China Lake. They are responsible for testing and developing advanced weaponry. There is also a Geothermal Field on base.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 04, 2019 03:49 PM (BqBId)

438 434 Time for another bile ride after movie before the Trump speak
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2019 03:48 PM (BbGew)

A bile ride doesn't sound pleasant at all.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 04, 2019 03:50 PM (JgA4k)

439 Anyone seen my teeth ?

Posted by: RBG at July 04, 2019 03:50 PM (6cO/e)

440 437
#California: Large earthquake in Central California with a magnitude of 6.5 and depth of 5 miles occured right under Naval Air Weapons Station China Lake. They are responsible for testing and developing advanced weaponry. There is also a Geothermal Field on base.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 04, 2019 03:49 PM (BqBId)

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Pretty sure this is how we get giant ants in the sewers of LA.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2019 03:51 PM (gC2IV)

441 http://bit.ly/2XMJHwn
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Hickenlooper maybe the first DemoCRAZY to drop out

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 04, 2019 03:51 PM (BqBId)

442 Gateway Pundit has a post on a Philadelphia flag store that used to sell 60 Betsy Ross flags a day. They're now selling 1000 a day.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 04, 2019 03:51 PM (hjaPQ)

443 Booker, laws are only suggestions. Leader of the Free world.

nice

Posted by: willow at July 04, 2019 03:51 PM (r/xAU)

444
Ace suddenly realize it was the 4th and ditch us?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 04, 2019 03:52 PM (1Uiaz)

445 434 Time for another bile ride after movie before the Trump speak
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2019 03:48 PM (BbGew)

That's a little too kinky for my tastes

Posted by: josephistan at July 04, 2019 03:52 PM (Izzlo)

446 Rhomboid, I couldn't agree more. Guts, feathers, and all, Trump is uniquely American

Posted by: Gothmog, Balrog of Morgoth at July 04, 2019 03:52 PM (FTPVM)

447 6 Corey B. fag, imbecile, criminal. He should be done and in prison.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 04, 2019 01:59 PM (0OmEj)


I read DRONED and in prison. ..and thought, Huh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 04, 2019 03:53 PM (8lGpb)

448 417 It's neat how the (R)s have managed to make voters regret all the way back to Reagan.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, the Return of Moron Robbie, now in theaters at July 04, 2019 03:43 PM (rKs0r)

How long before people start to turn on Reagan for not rejecting Poppy Bush?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 04, 2019 03:53 PM (vmRc0)

449 Pretty sure this is how we get giant ants in the sewers of LA/
Oh please, please let it be so!

Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at July 04, 2019 03:53 PM (hu22E)

450
Next year, if we're still around, the 4th is on a Saturday.

Isn't Friday the best day for the 4th? I think so.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 04, 2019 03:53 PM (1Uiaz)

451 Thunder. WeaselDog on high alert.

Posted by: Weasel at July 04, 2019 03:53 PM (MVjcR)

452 442 Gateway Pundit has a post on a Philadelphia flag store that used to sell 60 Betsy Ross flags a day. They're now selling 1000 a day.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 04, 2019 03:51 PM (hjaPQ)
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Who says Socialism can't grow the economy?

I love unintended consequences.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 04, 2019 03:53 PM (kQs4Y)

453 434 Time for another bile ride after movie before the Trump speak
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2019 03:48 PM (BbGew)
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I'll get you, you bastard!

Posted by: Skip's Gall Bladder at July 04, 2019 03:54 PM (hjaPQ)

454 443 Booker, laws are only suggestions. Leader of the Free world.

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Well, since he won't be arrested for it, yeah, they kind of are just suggestions.

Posted by: josephistan at July 04, 2019 03:54 PM (Izzlo)

455 Pretty sure this is how we get giant ants in the sewers of LA.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2019 03:51 PM (gC2IV)

I, for one, welcome CA's new giant ant overlords.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 04, 2019 03:54 PM (t6MX/)

456
Re: Earthquake in CA at 10:33 am today. Didn't feel a thing in San Diego.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 04, 2019 03:54 PM (9oO31)

457 No soy americano.

Posted by: cory booker at July 04, 2019 03:54 PM (r+sAi)

458 440
Pretty sure this is how we get giant ants in the sewers of LA.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 04, 2019 03:51 PM (gC2IV)


I just hope there's video.

Posted by: rickl at July 04, 2019 03:54 PM (sdi6R)

459 By the way, veteran-owned Nine Line Apparel has a message for the Betsy Ross flag haters:

https://www.ninelineapparel.com/

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 04, 2019 03:55 PM (ptqGC)

460 Presidents don't make the laws.

Posted by: Cindy Munford at July 04, 2019 03:55 PM (wugIS)

461
A great tweet by the president would be, simply: "We Hold These Truths Self Evident..." And that's it.

That would be enough to send the Fake News and Left into a frenzy.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 04, 2019 03:55 PM (1Uiaz)

462 That earthquake is the reason Pence's plane turned around.

Posted by: Weasel at July 04, 2019 03:55 PM (MVjcR)

463 The thing is, when you try to point out to any of these people that all they're doing is being constantly pushed to Fear and Rage and Despair, all they say is "WHY AREN'T YOU? HOW EVIL ARE YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED?"

Posted by: Hikaru at July 04, 2019 03:55 PM (vmRc0)

464 Admits to five federal felonies. "

He wishes. The vid and other details say he just showed up as people legally crossed (yep. Crossing is still legal). All smoke, no fire... just stupidity.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 04, 2019 03:56 PM (6qErC)

465 Jane, nice looking models to boot.

Posted by: willow at July 04, 2019 03:58 PM (r/xAU)

466 Forget Booker. The threat is the group he was helping. Las Families... is Families Belong Together. Or as they are better known, Moveon.org aka Soros

https://act.moveon.org/event/families-belong-together_attend1/search/

Posted by: D Sabot at July 04, 2019 03:58 PM (b9S/2)

467 China Lake is the proverbial middle of nowhere, high desert. Nearby, I hear Edwards AFB is building a museum with public access [outside base perimeter].


I actually enjoy the drive through that area [on the way to Tahoe/Reno for winter sports]. A few cool old roadside-attraction type ruins, and re-purposed food joints.



Posted by: rhomboid at July 04, 2019 03:59 PM (QDnY+)

468 Jane, nice looking models to boot.

Posted by: willow at July 04, 2019 03:58 PM (r/xAU)


Yep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 04, 2019 03:59 PM (ptqGC)

469 any good links to the Lincoln Memorial Festivities?

Posted by: Gothmog, Balrog of Morgoth at July 04, 2019 03:59 PM (FTPVM)

470 Admits to five federal felonies. "

He wishes. The vid and other details say he just showed up as people legally crossed (yep. Crossing is still legal). All smoke, no fire... just stupidity.
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Let him hire a lawyer and defend against it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 04, 2019 03:59 PM (UC5ui)

471 Families belong together in their native land.

Posted by: kallisto at July 04, 2019 04:00 PM (Y+IGD)

472 Let him hire a lawyer and defend against it."

That's the funny part - he didn't do a thing. But got credit by some activist...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 04, 2019 04:01 PM (6qErC)

473 467 China Lake is the proverbial middle of nowhere, high desert. Nearby, I hear Edwards AFB is building a museum with public access [outside base perimeter].

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That would be awesome. Their museum isn't open to the general public now, you have to book a tour months in advance.

Posted by: josephistan at July 04, 2019 04:02 PM (Izzlo)

474 Did Jeb! say something (else) stupid?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 04, 2019 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

475 439 Anyone seen my teeth ?
Posted by: RBG at July 04, 2019 03:50 PM (6cO/e)



"You left them on my butt cheek."

- - Justice Kavanaugh

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2019 04:03 PM (zBaqJ)

476 469 any good links to the Lincoln Memorial Festivities?
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CSPAN is carrying the President's speech, but I don't know if they'll cover the festivities. I plan on checking RSBN on YouTube for that.

https://tinyurl.com/y5hqmjfh

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 04, 2019 04:03 PM (hjaPQ)

477 Somewhere on Fire Island, Shep! is crying because an earthquake happened while he was off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 04, 2019 04:03 PM (ptqGC)

478 Posted by: rhomboid at July 04, 2019 03:59 PM (QDnY+)

I've only flown over that on the way to Vegas. My friend was scaring me. She was screaming at her pilots to land the plane because there was so much turbulence. Our drinks we spilling all over the place. They told her Edwards won't let us land there.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 04, 2019 04:03 PM (7bcfy)

479 A question I'd like to see on the census, or maybe on the federal tax return is whether the person completing it is willing to sponsor an illegal alien financially, then send them a bill.

Posted by: Weasel at July 04, 2019 04:03 PM (MVjcR)

480 This is good. AP is "fact checking" Trump's 4th of July speech before he even gives it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 04, 2019 04:05 PM (JUOKG)

481 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at July 04, 2019 04:08 PM (UC5ui)

482 Here's the RSBN link:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4wrvrq6

Posted by: m at July 04, 2019 04:08 PM (Ts3fP)

483 427 I do hope i also can only obey laws i like.
Posted by: willow at July 04, 2019 03:47 PM (r/xAU)

Well, you can do just that anytime you want.

The difference is YOU will prosecuted and jailed for it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 04, 2019 04:09 PM (AZxMX)

484 UK Daily Mail has lots of pictures of the parade. Looks like a good crowd.

https://tinyurl.com/y6dtgshc

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 04, 2019 04:09 PM (hjaPQ)

485 Mexico will ay for the Great Wall
Just keep on believing !!!

Posted by: Kurt at July 04, 2019 04:16 PM (C3UGC)

486 THEY'RE EATING MEXICAN PEOPLE IN PETCO PARK!

They'll be hungry again in a matter of hours!!!

Posted by: klaftern at July 04, 2019 04:21 PM (RuIsu)

487 The permanent ruling class, operators of our two-tier (at least) justice system, have preemptively cleared Corey Booker of any deliberate wrongdoing in this case.

We the white population of the United States will be replaced by new, cheaper foreigners who care not for "consent of the governed or pesky Constitutional rights.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at July 04, 2019 04:25 PM (2kD+f)

488 Great article and important safety tip from the Babylon Bee.

https://bit.ly/2RVYiAd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 04, 2019 04:35 PM (+y/Ru)

489 357
I still think duck and cover as a kid was scarrier than an earthquake.
Big one when I was a kid, thought little brother was shaking my bed. We
both ran and jumped on M and D's bed and giggled.

Posted by: Infidel at July 04, 2019 03:18 PM (BLFnH)


A few years back during the eulogy for my Brother in law who I had always known as "Hitch", I discovered that his Father Leo Langlois was an uncredited producer of Duck and Cover and that the boy Tony who throws down his bike and runs for the ditch was played by none other than my Brother in law Leo "Hitch" Langlois III, I don't know how many times in my like me and friends made fun of the phrase only to find out that someone I had known was part of it.

Posted by: The chicken of depression at July 04, 2019 06:04 PM (IC7R4)

490 "America sucks and it hates and abuses minorities, especially immigrants. Here, let me help you sneak in."

Posted by: 29Victor at July 04, 2019 06:29 PM (BJKQV)

491 Anarchy

Posted by: ChasAtlas at July 04, 2019 08:11 PM (MEd0i)

492 Newark it's literally it's own sh*thole country. I mean if you can run a city sh*thole, why not a whole country? Give him some fierce credit.

Posted by: markoni at July 04, 2019 08:48 PM (IIEz7)

493 Corey helps the bi-curious cross borders, too.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 04, 2019 09:20 PM (Ndje9)

494 Prosecute Booker and then throw him out of Congress for behavior unbecoming a law maker.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at July 04, 2019 10:05 PM (nRj4F)

495 Are senators and representatives given some special immunity for crimes committed while grandstanding this way? Is this a "courtesy" extended to them or do law enforcement just deter enforcement out of pressure placed upon them from above?

I am sincere in this question. (and disgusted)

Posted by: Quidam at July 05, 2019 10:25 AM (EWtSD)

496 Disarm all law abiding Americans,Force us all to be vegans,Open Our Nations Borders dose Cory Booker want to get Life in Prison or just get his backside kicked

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 05, 2019 11:58 AM (FLiOE)

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