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Debate Thread Number Two

As Lex Luthor said, "I didn't think this would go the distance."



Observation:

The panel is divided between those who dance around questions to avoid giving the superwoke answer and those with a lower standing who try to get attention by giving the superwoke answer

Klobuchar and Warren just keep avoiding any answers. they're going to do "what the data says," whatever that is. They'll tell us post-inauguration, I'm sure.

On programmed, pre-written, pre-rehearsed, pre-workshopped "answers:"

426 >>>Very. I noticed that, too - Warren more than the others. Why would I not be shocked to learn at least some people got the questions in advance again?

no, that's not how they do it. They just don't answer the question. They deliver a prepared answer on the topic or keyword in the question.

If you ask a question about guns, they ignore the actual question and just deliver a prescripted, rehearsed answer about guns generally, but not about your question.

Que?! Despite Julian Castro giving an over-the-top saborlicious Spanish pronunciation to every vaguely spanish word, my sources say HE DOES NOT SPEAK SPANISH.

Just Fake Democrat Debate Spanish, is what I hear. Or, should I say, lo que entendo.



I denounce this comment and I will be reporting whoever said it to Google and Facebook and Pinterest:

644 609 596 african american trans being lynched.... yep
Posted by: cmotvrwc at June 26, 2019 10:33 PM (BEMJs)

Cory knows that they're hung. IFKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 09:54 PM




Comments

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1 I mean it's good comedy.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (aXucN)

2 Is this a thread? Cause it feels like a thread.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (DuZls)

3 This ain't no ONT.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (w7U7L)

4 Yo

Posted by: Ha at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (MAstk)

5 Not first damn your eyes.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (tH5fk)

6 Roomy!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (q1Pj5)

7 Not first damn your eyes.
Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (tH5fk)
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Hey!

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (aXucN)

8 Is it true that in that picture, AOC was watching an advance tape of this debate?

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (uEbPt)

9
Shoulda waited for 1000....

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (UFLLM)

10 Tulsi was just absorbed by the Borg.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (LL1Be)

11 Maybe a dance off would be better. They could have disco night, hip hop night, tango night....

Posted by: IC at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (fiC74)

12 Roomy!


Jejuny.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (tH5fk)

13 Dammit. Late to the drinking game. What word/phrase is winning?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (KoKdw)

14 Romney would still lose to any of these idiots.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (P1AAi)

15

Tulsi is rabid Anti2A and favors mandatory turn in and prison time for failure to comply.

Hate. Fuck. Her.

I hope her surf board rides her into a whirlpool.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (UFLLM)

16 Who should I support?

Posted by: Romney at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (MAstk)

17 Fresh thread! YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!

These people are wacky. Gabbard is the closest one to a human based on the bits I've seen. Booker is doing way worse than I expected. O'Rourke and Warren are about on point with where I though they'd be. I didn't have much an opinion on the rest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (niawK)

18 I've never been THIS early!
Feels nice.

Posted by: Flyover at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (B5K06)

19 Trans!
Abortion!
Trains!
Windmills!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (6qErC)

20 I want to know what the candidates are going to do about the UFO menace that is threatening American skies.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (W+kMI)

21 Maybe a dance off would be better. They could have disco night, hip hop night, tango night....

Posted by: IC at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (fiC74)

Jitterbug. Do the handjive.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (q1Pj5)

22 >>>What word/phrase is winning?

los immigrantes

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (PbpT7)

23 Dammit. Late to the drinking game. What word/phrase is winning?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (KoKdw)
+++++++++++++
"Ridiculous Bullshit"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (niawK)

24 Not first damn your eyes.
Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (tH5fk)
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Hey!
Posted by: bluebell


Oh no!!!

So Sorry my darlin.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (tH5fk)

25 >>>12 Roomy!


This is more spacious than Kamala Harris' nasty snizz!

Posted by: Mayor Willie Brown at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (PbpT7)

26 Maybe a dance off would be better.


IT'S ON!

Posted by: Beto at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (yQpMk)

27 Anybody want some nudes of Tulsi?



Google it.

Posted by: Tulsi at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (1g7ch)

28
Did Castro just say Trans Females have a right to an abortion? What?



Biology. How do it work?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (mlDpI)

29 i think this is all about sound bites and zingers aimed at the donors. he who gets the biggest checks moves on.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (Pg+x7)

30 I hope her surf board rides her into a whirlpool."

Or GE, Kenmore, samsung, LG...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (6qErC)

31 I wanna bitch fight!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (PkVlr)

32 Hey look, it's a pander of Democrats!

Posted by: exdem13 at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (W+kMI)

33 Not first damn your eyes.
Posted by: eleven
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Were I you, I would keep my back to the wall.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (KoKdw)

34 So basically, Democrats are for free shit;
Trannies getting abortions;
Open borders and
Not prosecuting any crimes because justice or something.

I am sold.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (haWye)

35 Not only do Trans Women get to have abortions, guess who's going to pay for it?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (jp0Bv)

36 It's almost the point I hope a Democrat wins.

Posted by: TickledPink at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (uivUa)

37 Mi llama es El Presidente.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (LL1Be)

38 So is the real game here Sound Byte Bingo?

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (DuZls)

39 It's halftime at the Pander Off!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (Cd7oE)

40 They all talk too fast. Like squirrels on Adderall.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (q1Pj5)

41 Hey look, it's a pander of Democrats!
Posted by: exdem13 at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (W+kMI)


Stealing that.

Posted by: Flyover at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (B5K06)

42 I've never been THIS early!
Feels nice.
Posted by: Flyover


Makes you feel...alive.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (tH5fk)

43 Anybody want some nudes of Tulsi? "

I've been to Oklahoma...

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (6qErC)

44 Talk to your doctor about Chantix, so you can quit slow turkey.

Posted by: Chantix at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (tVQUs)

45 Don't you feel you're losing grey matter as you watch?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (BqBId)

46 Me gusta amnestia por todos.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:59 PM (PbpT7)

47 Am I missing anything by not watching?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 26, 2019 09:59 PM (dm05u)

48 I am shocked that I didn't see a single moderate position. I didn't see it all, though. Did I miss a single moderate position?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 09:59 PM (niawK)

49 Willowed in last: which one do you think has the highest testosterone level?

My money is on Klobuchar.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 26, 2019 09:59 PM (bQngX)

50 13 Dammit. Late to the drinking game. What word/phrase is winning?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (KoKdw)


"Corporations."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:59 PM (Cd7oE)

51 Which one of these two is the more feminine?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:59 PM (Cd7oE)

52 When analyzing leftist liberal rhetoric please to discard all reasoning, method, or internal consistency.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 26, 2019 09:59 PM (EZebt)

53 oh boy, the Queen of Conspiracy Theories!!!

Y-FROG HACK!

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:59 PM (PbpT7)

54 Oh boy! It's cuck Todd and the madcow

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 26, 2019 09:59 PM (PkVlr)

55 El Transo LGBTQ el needo el abortionos.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:59 PM (FiUMj)

56 Rachel is rocking the Wayne Newton look.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:59 PM (Cd7oE)

57 Which one of these two is the more feminine"

Beano.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (6qErC)

58 Which one of these two is the more feminine?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:59 PM (Cd7oE)
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No.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (DuZls)

59 Dennis Miller
33 mins ·
Lizzy Warren's coiff reminds me of Miguel Indurain's bike helmet on the ECU cam midway up the Alpe d'huez.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (BqBId)

60 Here it comes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (Cd7oE)

61 It is nights like this that I miss Empire of Jeff posting his questions as a debate moderator. I imagine the first one would be:

"None of you jagoffs have a chance of winning.....why are you wasting our time?"

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (PD4UQ)

62 Willowed in last: which one do you think has the highest testosterone level?

My money is on Klobuchar.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 26, 2019 09:59 PM (bQngX)
++++++++++++++
I dunno. That candidate from Washington doesn't seem soyed out. He sucks and he's a baby-killing communist, but I'll bet he and Klobuchar are about on par with each other.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (niawK)

63 Sleeping in their own snot Is the winning phrase so far.

I woke up and I thought the dude was dissing the audience.

Posted by: Veep writer at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (uzb5e)

64 I don't speak Spanglish!

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (lu8cl)

65 Stop. Pandertime!

Posted by: MC Pander at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (tVQUs)

66 Oh goody. Parkland.

Assault weapons ban!

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (aXucN)

67 60 seconds to spew garbage and 30 second to rebut other garbage

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (FiUMj)

68 Chuckie and Ray! Its a trans dream!

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (nHDf0)

69 No one is standing out here. The winner of the next election is not on this stage.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (qSCcj)

70 I feel like if a Democrat wins, nothing will get done, the economy will be in the toilet so those border crossings will dry up, and it will essentially be 4 years of nothingness.

If Trump wins, the left base just gets wackier and wackier and more and more extreme, and eventually when a Democrat wins, and they will....our country will be long gone, as in no turning back.

Posted by: TickledPink at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (uivUa)

71 I admire those of you that can watch that fishhead soup. I don't have the patience.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (RIoKb)

72 Joe Biden just phoned in to say: "Yo quiero Taco Bell".

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (LL1Be)

73 eeeeeeeevil guns!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (FiUMj)

74 rachel maddow looks like Stan Laurel with glasses.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (ZqRa6)

75 I lost the signal, which is probably a sign!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (/+bwe)

76
I am shocked that I didn't see a single moderate position. I didn't see it all, though. Did I miss a single moderate position?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

======

Klobuchar said to destroy private health insurance and replace it with Sovietcare incrementally.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (1QcaV)

77 Is Cory eyeing this moderator?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (Cd7oE)

78 Mic issue!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (q1Pj5)

79 Gun time. Strap in.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (niawK)

80 Am I missing anything by not watching?

I'm not watching either since I'm out of Guinness. It would take mass quantities to even be able to begin to grok anything those imbeciles are saying.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (HaL55)

81 T-Bone says I'm a scrapper!

Posted by: Senor Booker (D-NJ) at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (tVQUs)

82 Klobuchar said to destroy private health insurance and replace it with Sovietcare incrementally.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (1QcaV)
+++++++++++
I heard that. Not moderate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (niawK)

83 top men working at NBC

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (FiUMj)

84 Todd is Madcow, Madcow Is Todd

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (BqBId)

85 This is perfect.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (PxX58)

86 Shit.

Show.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (PbpT7)

87 Drop the chalupa...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (6qErC)

88 Chuck looks like an extension of Lizzy's vulva.

Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (kLDv+)

89 Warrren just stated she would "infect all her gifts to republicans with smallpox". Da fuq?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (P1AAi)

90 So, an assault weapons ban means that 94% of assault weapons won't be affected, right? That's how Muslim bans work, according to these clowns.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (jp0Bv)

91 Dennis Miller, king of high-falutin' insults.

Posted by: Flyover at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (B5K06)

92 rachel maddow looks like Stan Laurel with glasses.
Posted by: mallfly


With his mouth on the side of his neck.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (tH5fk)

93 Fucking Amateur hour.


MessNBC.
jeez

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (LL1Be)

94 see, i dont think i can listen to madow. the clown show is one thing, but maddow might make me stop watching

Posted by: cmotvrwc at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (BEMJs)

95 Every four years, they say the same shit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (oVJmc)

96 Stop the Damn hammering!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (q1Pj5)

97 I hope someone can isolate that hot mic audio so we can hear what they were saying.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (PbpT7)

98 Guns R bad.

Technical difficulties.

So sad.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (haWye)

99 > Sleeping in their own snot Is the winning phrase so far.

I thought Biden was tomorrow night.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (bQngX)

100 Booker can't keep a straight face each time he refers to himself as "living in a low income neighborhood."

O'Rourke apparently has a spastic condition.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (EZebt)

101 Why all the whining about "chickenhawk"??


It's a ridiculous logical fallacy that substitutes for facts, understanding, and context all the time in our dumbed-down culture - even here, BTW.



Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (QDnY+)

102 when is the debate when kameltoe takes willie's load to her face? that's the one i'm waiting for.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (KP5rU)


If somebody in any news channel had a sense of humor they would play ZZ Top "Pearl Necklace" every time a Kamala story was aired.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (1g7ch)

103
Oh boy. Audio is all fucked up. Next, the kitty filter!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (1QcaV)

104

Green Acres made more sense.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (aKsyK)

105 The burning of Gunpowder is warming Gaia!!!

Posted by: Jay Inslee at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (tVQUs)

106 Whoa, Chuck! Way to presuppose that "getting the guns off the street" should be the goal, you miserable fucker.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (niawK)

107 awwwwkward

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (FiUMj)

108 I lost the signal, which is probably a sign!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (/+bwe)
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You can't stop the signal, Mal!

Posted by: Mr Universe at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (DuZls)

109 Drop the chalupa...


and step back. Do it now!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (yQpMk)

110 Take the guns! If we cant handle a microphone how can we expect the rubes to handle a gun?

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (nHDf0)

111 3 This ain't no ONT.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (w7U7L)


This ain't no fooling around.

Posted by: David Byrne at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (sdi6R)

112


So... nothing is gonna be illegal? Nothing?

You know, quite a few people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them... or so I've heard...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (UFLLM)

113 Fucking Amateur"

That's a thing on PronHub, so I'm told

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (6qErC)

114 "by the popular vote" ...

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 10:03 PM (t3YBx)

115 Who was pissing like a racehorse on a flat rock in the men/women/trans room?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:03 PM (q1Pj5)

116 Green Acres made more sense.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (aKsyK)
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Yes, the laugh track would be better.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 10:03 PM (DuZls)

117 I bet the ratings for this will be Gangbusters!!! It just might beat re-runs of American Pickers!

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 26, 2019 10:03 PM (HCqAo)

118 "am i missing anything by not watching."

not 1 thing. we're a year out from even the conventions. nothing any of them says means a damn thing.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 26, 2019 10:03 PM (Pg+x7)

119 110 Take the guns! If we cant handle a microphone how can we expect the rubes to handle a gun?
Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (nHDf0)

Must...not..give in...to...temptation...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 10:03 PM (xJa6I)

120 89 Warrren just stated she would "infect all her gifts to republicans with smallpox".


Lizzy wants revenge for her 1/1024 ancestor who died while crossing the Land Bridge and got infected 10,000 years ago.

Posted by: Flyover at June 26, 2019 10:03 PM (B5K06)

121 How many NBC staffers does it take to do a twelve candidate mic drop?

Posted by: Veep writer at June 26, 2019 10:03 PM (uzb5e)

122 Why isn't Beto speaking Gaelic?

Posted by: The Democrats at June 26, 2019 10:03 PM (I2/tG)

123 Prediction: Someone will say guns hurts minorities and gays the most, which is why they need to be banned.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:03 PM (FiUMj)

124 Take the guns! If we cant handle a microphone how can we expect the rubes to handle a gun?
Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (nHDf0)
++++++++++
"We can't even handle microphones and we're geniuses. Why should you rubes get guns?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:03 PM (niawK)

125 ok, I get to get up too early and have seen enough of these ten putzes for one week.
glad to see that some of us have shared good news in the past few days, especially whoever had the cornmeal ulcer.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 26, 2019 10:03 PM (ZqRa6)

126 Soros should spring for better audio equipment.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 10:03 PM (LL1Be)

127 What an eff-up.

Once I had a colleague who had just returned from overseas, where he picked up the trots.

Halfway through a lecture, he suddenly bolted off to the gents', where he proceeded to do his Mt. St. Helens impression.

Finally, he came back to the lecture, only to find that the audio portion of the colonic festivities had been broadcast back to the lecture audience by the microphone we wore in large lecture theaters.

Ooops.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:03 PM (Cd7oE)

128 We have issues, people! Stop being malfunctioningelctronicsphobic bigots!

Posted by: The Mikes at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (tVQUs)

129 Russian bots have hacked the audio.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (LxTcq)

130 Ok now I have the Talking Heads stuck in my brain.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (tH5fk)

131 la audio technica, es mal. es no bueno.

Los immigrantes son el corazon de nuestro nation.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (PbpT7)

132



https://looneytunesmeals.fandom.com/wiki/Henery_Hawk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (aKsyK)

133 Mic problems !! We can't have the regular people hear what is being said by our collectivist partners !!
GO TO BREAK !!! OMG

Posted by: TXMarko at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (p4FD+)

134 The popular vote is not relevant.

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (I5SAg)

135
If I can find a bar showing the debate tomorrow night, I'm going.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (1QcaV)

136 So... nothing is gonna be illegal? Nothing?

Just guns

Posted by: cmotvrwc at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (BEMJs)

137 Green Acres made more sense.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (aKsyK)


A David Lynch movie makes more sense

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (mlDpI)

138 That's it, I'm buying another 30 round rifle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (xJa6I)

139 So... nothing is gonna be illegal? Nothing?



Just guns

Posted by: cmotvrwc at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (BEMJs)


And whitey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (mlDpI)

140 "Colonic festivities"

I'm stealing that

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (t3YBx)

141 Is some MSM outfit going to post the score tomorrow ?

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (vWMNq)

142 i'm not watching. i'm eating my lovely penne with sausage and broccoli rabe, soup & iced tea.

a nice repast.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (Pg+x7)

143 We love pandering. Spend some money on our burgers.

Posted by: McDonalds at June 26, 2019 10:05 PM (tVQUs)

144 ...and nazis

Posted by: DXO at June 26, 2019 10:05 PM (nzKWW)

145 Top. Men.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:05 PM (q1Pj5)

146 Why isn't Beto speaking Gaelic?
Posted by: The Democrats at June 26, 2019 10:03 PM (I2/tG)
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Gay lick is Mayor Pete's language.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 10:05 PM (DuZls)

147 Colonic festivities"

I'm stealing that
===

Now wait a damn minute...

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at June 26, 2019 10:05 PM (JcXHH)

148 Screw the debates. We need celebrity death matches.

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 10:05 PM (t3YBx)

149 Well.........


We're WAITING!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 26, 2019 10:05 PM (PkVlr)

150
Whoever reset Cory to Seen-yore Cory accidentally hit the mute button on the whole box of toys.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:05 PM (1QcaV)

151


Thank god for bad audio guys.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:05 PM (z8c2c)

152 Booker can't keep a straight face each time he refers to himself as "living in a low income neighborhood."

The house I pretend to live in is in a low-income neighborhood.

The Manhattan brownstone I actually live in isn't.

Posted by: Cory, The Heterosexual! at June 26, 2019 10:05 PM (I2/tG)

153 Did anyone else just get a slide show of ads, or is that my cable carrier?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:06 PM (niawK)

154 So... nothing is gonna be illegal? Nothing?

Just guns
Posted by: cmotvrwc at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (BEMJs)

And Tobacco.

Posted by: The DNC Party Line at June 26, 2019 10:06 PM (tVQUs)

155 Finally, he came back to the lecture, only to find that the audio portion of the colonic festivities had been broadcast back to the lecture audience by the microphone we wore in large lecture theaters.

Ooops.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:03 PM (Cd7oE)
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Okay, that would put the icing on the cake here.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:06 PM (aXucN)

156 Someone at my company has mustard pants. I do not trust him.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 10:06 PM (LxTcq)

157 I guess the electrician is a republican.

Posted by: Attaboy, Luther! at June 26, 2019 10:06 PM (oVJmc)

158
A David Lynch movie makes more sense
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (mlDpI)
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Twin Peaks Returns made more sense.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 10:06 PM (DuZls)

159 Is some MSM outfit going to post the score tomorrow ?
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (vWMNq)


I'm really hoping for a 1-5 flaming clown boner rating in ace's summary post.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2019 10:06 PM (t+qrx)

160 77
Is Cory eyeing this moderator?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (Cd7oE)

Wait, he's eyeing Madcow? He IS sexually confused!

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 26, 2019 10:06 PM (1FhAQ)

161 Push the red button!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:06 PM (q1Pj5)

162 Gun control?

I'd give anything for someone to ask Cory or somebody how he'd remove guns from the ghetto, where the problem actually arises.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:06 PM (Cd7oE)

163 Just wondering, did they declare their personal pronouns at the beginning? And what are Beto's?

Posted by: Ripley at June 26, 2019 10:06 PM (NbRJx)

164 it's going to be a late night for the ONT

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 26, 2019 10:06 PM (zHXTb)

165 a nice repast

People do tend to think rape is nice.

Posted by: E Jeans Karol or whatever her name is at June 26, 2019 10:06 PM (H5knJ)

166 Maddow looks exceptionally animatronic this evening. For a cashew.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 10:06 PM (LL1Be)

167 Gun time. Strap in.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (niawK)



Tulsi should lay it down in her native Samoan


If you shoot it you eat it. Especially long pig.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 26, 2019 10:06 PM (1g7ch)

168 Oh, here we go, the Parkland intro again for the third time. Once more, with feeling!

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:06 PM (aXucN)

169
Finally, he came back to the lecture, only to find that the audio portion of the colonic festivities had been broadcast back to the lecture audience by the microphone we wore in large lecture theaters.

Ooops.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

======

That's a scene in Naked Gun except worse.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (1QcaV)

170 I miss Hillary.

Posted by: Veep writer at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (uzb5e)

171 ro-BUST!
hehehehe

Posted by: Beavis at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (q1Pj5)

172 When Trump wins the popular vote next year, I will donate whichever of my organs survives the fatal laughter to any of you that need them. The liver might be a little unreliable.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (RIoKb)

173 Oooooh. Teenage activism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (niawK)

174 Littlefinger is concerned.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (LxTcq)

175 Wait, he's eyeing Madcow? He IS sexually confused!
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 26, 2019 10:06 PM (1FhAQ)


No, he's eyeing the more feminine one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (Cd7oE)

176 Maybe these hipsters should stop dropping the mic.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (DuZls)

177


Chuck wasted all that bad acting for nothing!!!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (z8c2c)

178
They should have a Three Stooges style pie fight instead of a debate.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (t6XCL)

179 Push the red button!


You arrogant ass, you've killed us!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (yQpMk)

180 Checking in on the debates.

I skipped watching for Southern Charm Charleston: Pretty, sexy, rich horny young people having sexy fun.

After reading here, I'm glad I did.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (ptqGC)

181 So uhm, like yeah uhm

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (FiUMj)

182 Omg

The children will die in your backyard

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (PkVlr)

183 What an eff-up.

Good thing the DNC banned C-Span from broadcasting this.

Posted by: Cory, The Heterosexual! at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (I2/tG)

184 Warren is faker than porn-tits.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (LL1Be)

185 At the very least these anti-American creeps would have us all learning Esperanto just to communicate with each other.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (mMM++)

186 Why isn't Beto speaking Gaelic?
Posted by: The Democrats at June 26, 2019 10:03 PM (I2/tG)
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Gay lick is Mayor Pete's language.
Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 10:05 PM (DuZls)

I also speak a little Gay-lic as well. Pete and I should have little "conversation" sometime.

Posted by: Fierce Heterosexual Corey Booker at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (tVQUs)

187 Warren is reaching deep to find her memorized talking points and cadence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (niawK)

188


Did Warren have a stroke that no one reported on?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (z8c2c)

189 Where we can make a difference?

Among the bruthas, that's where. That's where 90% of the gun violence takes place.

But no one will say that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (Cd7oE)

190 Wait, he's eyeing Madcow? He IS sexually confused!

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 26, 2019 10:06 PM (1FhAQ)
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Madcow is the man Cory lusts to be!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (zHXTb)

191 182 Omg

The children will die in your backyard
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (PkVlr)

well how the fuck did they get over the fence and through the blackberry vines?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (xJa6I)

192 Porn tits are fake!?!?

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (tH5fk)

193 Warren puts on her serious face. Gun violence is bad. Sensible stuff. Do moar research!

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (haWye)

194 Warren is just rambling.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (aXucN)

195


She speaks out one side of her face, and that moron Inslee speaks out the other.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (z8c2c)

196 What works? Uhm, stop bringing in MS13 gang members?
Just spit balling here.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (FiUMj)

197 Warren has no answer. NEXT.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (niawK)

198 PDT tweets that MSNBC is incompetent.

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (I5SAg)

199 Tulsi's positioning herself to pick up the pieces if the hard left leads the dems to slaughter come 2020.
Posted by: Jackal at June 26, 2019 09:59 PM (MffEX)


Tulsi and Sinema.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (SgjGX)

200 First they come for the guns, then the come for the knives. Lastly they come for the plastic toys. For the childrens!

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (nHDf0)

201 I clicked over to MSDNC as the camera was on Liz Warren. My husband said, "She really is an unattractive, humorless scold, isn't she."

I'll watch tomorrow night when Joe Bidet is on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (ptqGC)

202 Holy shit she's an annoying scold.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (PxX58)

203 Bluebell...wherefore art thou?

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (tH5fk)

204 Has anyone answered in German yet?

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (88xKn)

205 Good Lord, Is Liz Warren Jeff Session's twin sister?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (qN9G0)

206 The children will die in your backyard


They'll be made comfortable first.

Posted by: Attaboy, Luther! at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (oVJmc)

207 Children dying in a back yard = bad, on an abortion table = good

Posted by: pokie haunt us at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (nzKWW)

208 Booker once more complaining about his bad neighborhood.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (aXucN)

209


WE NEED TO TAKE A BIG GUN MAGNET AND PICK THEM ALL UP AT ONCE CHUCK!!!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (z8c2c)

210 Wait, he's eyeing Madcow? He IS sexually confused!

Dude looks like a lady!

Posted by: Severely Sexual Corey at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (Y9zp1)

211 I thought they were going to be "Ruthless" about time. Doesn't seem to be the case.

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (t3YBx)

212 Lotsa folk gonna vote for one or all of these 'candidates'. Yeah,k that's where we are at this point. Sweet.

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (UUkQp)

213 The children will die in your backyard
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (PkVlr)

well how the fuck did they get over the fence and through the blackberry vines?



and the claymores.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (yQpMk)

214 A public health emergency. Like Ebola? Remember the Ebola Czar?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (q1Pj5)

215 Let's strip away the bullshit. Gun violence is almost all down to blacks in the hood, apart from the odd high-profile shooting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (Cd7oE)

216 My schadenboner just crossed the mexican border. It is illegal now.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (pw+jk)

217 Warren is actually less charming than Hillary.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (oVJmc)

218 Trump just attacked fake news NBC and MSNBC for the technical difficulties.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (P1AAi)

219 My **LOW INCOME** neighborhood

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (FiUMj)

220 We need to think of the children by voting for me!

Posted by: Lizzie Warwhoop at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (tVQUs)

221 202 Holy shit she's an annoying scold.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (PxX5

203 Bluebell...wherefore art thou?
Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (tH5fk)
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I hope this was just an unhappy coincidence.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (aXucN)

222 Warren is just rambling.
Posted by: bluebell


Ok...there you are.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (tH5fk)

223 Guns are virus?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (qN9G0)

224 Buybacks will work how they always do: by laundering hot pieces through the state for money, which will then buy more hot pieces and maybe some drugs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (niawK)

225 Cory booker has crazy eyes

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (PkVlr)

226 Tits? They are all holograms until I have fondled them.
So yes There are only three sets of tits in the world that are real.

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (I5SAg)

227 Uh oh!, Corey's tired. If he breaks out into a Lily von Schtupp number he gets my vote.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (jp0Bv)

228 My husband just turned on baseball.

I think I'll crawl in bed and watch this shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2019 10:10 PM (ptqGC)

229 @realDonaldTrump
.@NBCNews and @MSNBC should be ashamed of themselves for having such a horrible technical breakdown in the middle of the debate. Truly unprofessional and only worthy of a FAKE NEWS Organization, which they are!



T-Bone knows about life in the 'hood.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 10:10 PM (LxTcq)

230 Democrats: Open Borders!

Democrats: We must clamp down availability of guns!

Makes sense to me...not.

Posted by: Gref at June 26, 2019 10:10 PM (AMIL/)

231 And new gun bought.

BCM Gunfighter.

Do I need it? Nope.

Fuck you, Democratic fascists.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 10:10 PM (xJa6I)

232 Corey is brave to live in his dangerous hood.

Again, corporations are evil or something.

Mad cow takes a loooonnnngggg time to ask a question.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 10:10 PM (haWye)

233 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
3m
.@NBCNews and @MSNBC should be ashamed of themselves for having such a horrible technical breakdown in the middle of the debate. Truly unprofessional and only worthy of a FAKE NEWS Organization, which they are!

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 26, 2019 10:10 PM (BqBId)

234 >>O'Rourke apparently has a spastic condition.

Drug withdrawal.

Posted by: Aviator at June 26, 2019 10:10 PM (2cuLk)

235 Booker looks psychotic

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:10 PM (FiUMj)

236 'Jack Pandol' sounds like a made up name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 10:10 PM (jQ4fD)

237 " ... seems like a daily occurrence ..."

Seems? I'll tell you what IS a daily occurrence. Ask the mayors of Chicago or Baltimore.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:10 PM (Cd7oE)

238 Tulsi is tall and has great posture.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:10 PM (qN9G0)

239 Warren is just rambling.


She speak with drunk tongue.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 10:10 PM (oVJmc)

240 Guns are a disease!!!

We must vaccinate against them.

Posted by: Lizzie Warwhoop at June 26, 2019 10:10 PM (tVQUs)

241 The children will die in your backyard

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 26, 2019 10:07 PM (PkVlr)
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the coyotes, skunks, possums and crows will take care of that for me.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 26, 2019 10:10 PM (zHXTb)

242 we can kill the children with abortion, but kids dying from guns are the real problem

Posted by: cmotvrwc at June 26, 2019 10:10 PM (BEMJs)

243 Let's strip away the bullshit. Gun violence is almost all down to blacks in the hood, apart from the odd high-profile shooting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (Cd7oE)

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As I have said for year, it is not gun violence. It is black male aged 12-55 violence.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2019 10:10 PM (pw+jk)

244 "Corporate gun lobby." Take a drink.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 26, 2019 10:10 PM (F7dXb)

245 Hey, I had nuclear bomb drills when I went to school. Which is worse?

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 10:10 PM (t3YBx)

246 I have a better chance of getting hit by lightning twice than getting killed by an Ar15

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:11 PM (FiUMj)

247 did this little swish just shave the soul-patch off his chin?

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:11 PM (PbpT7)

248 Castro: More MS13 - less self protection!

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 10:11 PM (nHDf0)

249 Booker looks psychotic
*******
LOOKS????

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 26, 2019 10:11 PM (BqBId)

250 I switched to Bob's Burgers.

Way better.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 26, 2019 10:11 PM (EZebt)

251 O'Rourke apparently has a spastic condition.

He's writing "Mrs. Cory Booker" over and over again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:11 PM (Cd7oE)

252 Der Trumpenfuhrer mocked the audio glitch. Only his 2nd twat so far.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2019 10:11 PM (QDnY+)

253 Booker is on speed. Been dipping in JackStraw's stash of black beauties.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:11 PM (qN9G0)

254 Active shooter drills in schools are nonsense that don't need to happen. School shootings are down, guys, unless you liberally define "school" as "a bunch of additional blocks around the school." Active shooter drills are drill *compliance* into the youth - it has little if anything to do with school shootings.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:11 PM (niawK)

255 Why isn't Beto speaking Gaelic?
Posted by: The Democrats
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I thought he is Spanish?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2019 10:11 PM (YvUf/)

256 What if we abort them with guns?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 10:11 PM (oVJmc)

257 "Omg



The children will die in your backyard "


Only if they wander into the minefield.

Posted by: Ripley at June 26, 2019 10:11 PM (NbRJx)

258 The children will die in your backyard

Australia dealt with this.

A left-wing Australian government came in, and said people sneaking into Australia by boat could apply for asylum. Hundreds of people died in rickety boats that sank enroute to Australia.

A right-wing Australian government came in, and said that trying to sneak into Australia by boat was not a legitimate way of applying for asylum, and that if you were caught, you'd be parked on an offshore island until you agreed to go home. Result: no people died in rickety boats that sank enroute to Australia.

Which policy was more humane?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (I2/tG)

259 with enough abortions we can fix the kids gun related deaths. supply side economics people..

Posted by: cmotvrwc at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (BEMJs)

260 I did flip over and hear DiCommio say we shouldn't fear "immigrants," we should fear big corporations.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (ptqGC)

261 Treat the trauma not the problem

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (F7dXb)

262 Seven people were shot in the last week in my Low Income Neighborhood (tm). I didn't hear any of them.

Must be those Evil Silencers.

Posted by: Corey Booker at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (tVQUs)

263 In 2020 we're gonna have a dem White House, an dem senate, and a dem house, serious you guys.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (LxTcq)

264 >>>253 Booker is on speed. Been dipping in JackStraw's stash of black beauties.

ooh, don't bogart those zoomers, Jack.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (PbpT7)

265 Guns are virus?

as contagious as syphilis or bubonic plague.

Ah! But curable.

Now imagine yourself on a boat. Gently rocking. Gently rocking..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (yQpMk)

266 All about the FEEELZZZ

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (F7dXb)

267 I'm looking at Tulsi. The photos of her in a bikini posted here a couple of days ago are not her. Those are of Padima... a really good looking woman.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (pw+jk)

268 Now we need trauma care in every school.

And mental health professionals.

The brainwashing begins

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (PkVlr)

269 We need a level 1 trauma unit in every school!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (q1Pj5)

270 Julian Castro looks Asian. I'm so confused.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (qN9G0)

271 As I have said for year, it is not gun violence. It is black male aged 12-55 violence.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2019 10:10 PM (pw+jk)


It's even narrower than that. The leading cause of death of black males 15-35? Murder, by other black males, most of which are by gun.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (Cd7oE)

272
Mental health counselors in every school.

Zoned-out parents in every home.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (1QcaV)

273 >>>Booker once more complaining about his bad neighborhood.<<<

T-Bone can't pimp if Johnny Law isn't on he payroll.

Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (kLDv+)

274 It's safer just reading the comments than listening to the thing. You'll lose fewer brain cells that way.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (Vgw1E)

275 I SUPPORT EVERYTHING MY OPPONENTS SUPPORT! I HAVE NO POSITIONS!
- That dude from Washington who's name I can't be bothered to remember.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (niawK)

276 I thought he is Spanish?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.


Nope.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (P1AAi)

277 Sigh.

I'm going to need to clean out another closet to stash all these contempt gun purchases.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 10:13 PM (xJa6I)

278 PDT tweets that MSNBC is incompetent.

LOL

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 26, 2019 10:13 PM (RIoKb)

279 "93% of school shooters come from the schools they are in." Wait what? No shooter exchange program?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 10:13 PM (LxTcq)

280 what the fuh is Cory talking about? He lives in my building. We have a 24 hour doorman and an olympic sized pool.

Posted by: T-Bone at June 26, 2019 10:13 PM (PbpT7)

281


Chuck has been taking acting lessons.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:13 PM (z8c2c)

282 Oh, Beto... just give up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2019 10:13 PM (5aX2M)

283 The children will die in your backyard? Ok, I missed that. Who actually said that?

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 10:13 PM (88xKn)

284 199
Tulsi's positioning herself to pick up the pieces if the hard left leads the dems to slaughter come 2020.

Posted by: Jackal at June 26, 2019 09:59 PM (MffEX)



Tulsi and Sinema.





Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (SgjGX)

So how many clit rings are we talking here? Just for the record.

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 26, 2019 10:13 PM (1FhAQ)

285 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (pw+jk)
*******
Waist down she is a NFL Fullback

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 26, 2019 10:13 PM (BqBId)

286 I am thrilled they want to lard up school administration even more.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:13 PM (niawK)

287 I did flip over and hear DiCommio say we shouldn't fear "immigrants," we should fear big corporations.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (ptqGC)

Didn't he also say that a bunch of these Companies are run by immigrants?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 26, 2019 10:13 PM (tVQUs)

288 Which policy was more humane?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (I2/tG)
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I don't understand the question.

Posted by: Banana Splits at June 26, 2019 10:13 PM (DuZls)

289 "Must be led by the young people.."

WTF??

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 26, 2019 10:13 PM (F7dXb)

290 GENERIC CANDIDATE 2020!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 10:13 PM (oVJmc)

291 The only answer is to diagnose all the kids with PTSD!!!!

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:13 PM (qN9G0)

292 Der Trumpenfuhrer mocked the audio glitch. Only his 2nd twat so far.

He's flying to Japan.

Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (QrTqV)

293 Confiscation. Here we go.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (aXucN)

294 267 I'm looking at Tulsi. The photos of her in a bikini posted here a couple of days ago are not her. Those are of Padima... a really good looking woman.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (pw+jk)


And she apparently shares a dermatologist with zombie Manuel Noriega.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (Cd7oE)

295 Beto: I learned about gun laws from an illegal who shot a conservative..

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (nHDf0)

296 Active shooter drills are drill *compliance* into the youth - it has little if anything to do with school shootings.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:11 PM (niawK)

Would you say the same about the nuclear response drills a commentor mentioned above?

I am not saying I disagree, in the case of the nuclear response drill, the drill is even more pointless, I would imagine. They should have had pasta headwear and improvised weapon drills.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (jQ4fD)

297 Blow me, Beto. What happens when your communities *are* the battlefield?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (niawK)

298 Who the fuck are all those people?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (iFFfd)

299 I have a better chance of getting hit by lightning twice than getting killed by an Ar15
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
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Me? Keep an eye on your doctor.

Posted by: Lightening at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (YvUf/)

300 "93% of school shooters come from the schools they are in." Wait what? No shooter exchange program?


this is why we need bussing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (oVJmc)

301 I challenge all Dem candidates to support armed robbery of white people, by "minorities". We've waited too long for reparations in white man's world ... time to Take It. /s

Posted by: illiniwek at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (Cus5s)

302
Screw the Dems!

ONT, ONT, ONT!...

Posted by: Spun & Murky at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (4DCSq)

303 Mark!

Young marine ratched is coming on Saturday. Bring some really fun toys!!!!!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (PkVlr)

304 And while you're spurging on new guns, please take a moment and cast your eyes upon the PayPal link in the upper left corner.

Ace doesn't want to watch this shit. But he's doing it. Because otherwise he'll start a fad diet.

Also because he loves us.

But mostly to avoid fad diets.

Please give generously.

Thank you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (xJa6I)

305 Uncle Dick?

Posted by: Veep writer at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (uzb5e)

306 I am glad someone else is watching this chit-show.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (0QYMt)

307 Red Flag laws. *points and screams like pod person Donald Sutherland*

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (q1Pj5)

308 Who gonna do a Hogg shout-out

Posted by: steve at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (TTy55)

309 Amy, there's a shitload of things kids don't understand.

As an academic, I can assure you of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (Cd7oE)

310 Lurking Lurker @ 246- Dude, I been struck by lightning twice for real. Been around AR's for damn near 50 years and ain't worried about neither one.

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (UUkQp)

311 Yapping and clapping; the Dems rounded themselves up a loyal audience for this clown show.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (Z4rgH)

312 I am not saying I disagree, in the case of the nuclear response drill, the drill is even more pointless, I would imagine. They should have had pasta headwear and improvised weapon drills.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (jQ4fD)
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I'm not sure. I idealize the past, so I'm inclined to think it was supposed to be comforting for parents rather than effective. But maybe not. Schools have been broken since Dewey.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (niawK)

313 303 Mark!

Young marine ratched is coming on Saturday. Bring some really fun toys!!!!!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (PkVlr)

I can do that. Any requests or should I bring a 'tasting'?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (xJa6I)

314 Red Flag laws. Kill yourself Beto.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (qN9G0)

315 YD, Lol!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (PUmDY)

316 2nd Amendment is all about deer hunting right?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (FiUMj)

317


Every person on that stage is a goddamned liar.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (z8c2c)

318 Right now, if I were a lib with half a brain, I'd vote for any of the millennials on Southern Charm Charleston over this pool of mouth-breathing progtards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (ptqGC)

319 CLIMATE CHANGE WILL KILL US ALL, UNLESS YOU ELECT ME.

Posted by: That dude from Washington who's name I can't be bothered to remember. at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (I2/tG)

320 I am glad someone else is watching this chit-show.


I thought it was chinola.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (oVJmc)

321 The Dark Crystal dining hall scene was less of a freak show.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (uRe+P)

322 My Uncle Dicks Deer Stand.

Minnesota porno

Posted by: Veep writer at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (uzb5e)

323 More Bill. We need to see the real stupidity of the Left.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (F7dXb)

324 Please give generously.

Thank you.



For only two dollars a day..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (yQpMk)

325 "Buybacks, not confiscation."

Are the buybacks mandatory, babe?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (niawK)

326 Looks like there will be more David Hogg in our future.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (LxTcq)

327 OT

Vanderbilt wins College World Series.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (HCqAo)

328 308 Who gonna do a Hogg shout-out
Posted by: steve at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (TTy55)

Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (xJa6I)

329 EVERYTHING WILL KILL US UNLESS WE KILL THE CHILDREN!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (oVJmc)

330 295 Beto: I learned about gun laws from an illegal who shot a conservative..
Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (nHDf0)

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In Reno.

Just to watch him die.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (iFFfd)

331 Tulsi and Sinema.





Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 26, 2019 10:08 PM (SgjGX)

So how many clit rings are we talking here? Just for the record.
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 26, 2019 10:13 PM (1FhAQ)


Talking chain mail corset.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (1g7ch)

332


We need effective Black Male Age 15-30 Control.

Ban them.

Posted by: Truth Hurts at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (UFLLM)

333 How can you guys watch this without going Elvis on your TV?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (2DOZq)

334 1. Put a shrink in every school.

2. Shrinks and schools get sued under ADA for excluding crazy kids.

3. Profit!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (RIoKb)

335 Wew. She is like The Penguin but vagina.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (qN9G0)

336 Mark Hemingway
@Heminator
All of these answers are reaallyyy vague on gun control. The polling on this must be horrific for Dems.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (BqBId)

337 Please give generously.

Thank you.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (xJa6I)
++++++++++++++
Dice, here's your chance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (niawK)

338

That Beetle has all the charisma of a garbage can.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (z8c2c)

339 Oh good. Klobuchar wants kids to run things. She apparently hasn't looked around Congress lately.

Posted by: nunya biness at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (cdj/u)

340 2nd Amendment is all about deer hunting right?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (FiUMj)
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I thought it was about short-sleeve shirts.

Posted by: Banana Splits at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (DuZls)

341 Corey is bold!

Did not answer the Supreme Court question.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (haWye)

342 Who the fuck are all those people?

Posted by: Cicero
________

The ones in the middle are the fellow travelers. The ones off to the sides are the useful idiots.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (ta49A)

343 The girls got balls! Do you believe that you can find a few Rinos to vote for a lib judge?

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (nHDf0)

344 Mark,

Big, loud and busty

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (PkVlr)

345 How can you guys watch this without going Elvis on your TV?

I'm down for singing Poke Salad Annie.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (RIoKb)

346 For only two dollars a day..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (yQpMk)

---------

Get.

Away.

Posted by: Sally Struthers at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (iFFfd)

347 really hungry for some dry roasted cashews, for some reason.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (KP5rU)

348 I'm not sure. I idealize the past, so I'm inclined to think it was supposed to be comforting for parents rather than effective. But maybe not. Schools have been broken since Dewey.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:15 PM (niawK)

*fistbump* I have the same urge and look at the 50s through the mother of all rose colored glasses. However, the long march through the institutions did not start in the 80s or 90s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (jQ4fD)

349 "Different relationship between our police and our community." WTF does that mean?

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (F7dXb)

350 Too bad the 1000 rounds of 9mm, 5000 rounds of 22LR, and the 880 rounds of 5.56 I purchase tomorrow will be tragically lost in the canoe I purchased.

Sob, sob.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (pw+jk)

351 Why do rich leftists donate to these idiots?

Who is sitting on a couple million and says, "That Castro guy, I really want to give him 100 grand."

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (PHotS)

352 Has Cory slipped up and shown his true ghey self? NTTAWWI.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (ptqGC)

353 I need more time to Grandstand!

Posted by: Corey Booker at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (tVQUs)

354 @realDonaldTrump
.@NBCNews and @MSNBC should be ashamed of themselves for having such a horrible technical breakdown in the middle of the debate. Truly unprofessional and only worthy of a FAKE NEWS Organization, which they are!
------------------------

Candidate Romney would have been apologizing for whatever he or one of his severely deplorable supporters did to cause the audio problems in the Democrat debate.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (uEbPt)

355
Why isn't Beto speaking Gaelic?
Posted by: The Democrats


Is the country of Garlic next to Peruvia

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (t6XCL)

356 Has Booker forced anyone to suck his fierce hetero cock, yet?

Posted by: garrett at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (CgXLw)

357 IF WE ABORT BABIES, THEN THEY CAN'T BE KILLED BY CLIMATE CHANGE.

Posted by: That dude from Washington who's name I can't be bothered to remember. at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (I2/tG)

358 How can you guys watch this without going Elvis on your TV?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (2DOZq)
++++++++++++
I like money too much to shoot TVs. Literally the only reason.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (niawK)

359 DRINK!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (FiUMj)

360 ay, mi pobrecita cabeza!!! Dios mio!!!!

Posted by: Beto "Totally Hispanic" O'Rourke at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (PbpT7)

361 my 12 year old just said " man these people are kinda stupid".

proud dad here

Posted by: cmotvrwc at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (BEMJs)

362 Every person on that stage is a goddamned pandering liar.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams
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Edited

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (YvUf/)

363 They are boxing Tulsi out on purpose. She is getting the Ron Paul treatment.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (qN9G0)

364 DeBlasio: My son is the one Barack wishes he had.

Posted by: Gref at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (AMIL/)

365 Who'd a thunk Alice in Wonderland would be the future proudly painted by aspirants to the most powerful political position in the world?

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 26, 2019 10:18 PM (k94Oo)

366 Party of the elites? Uh oh. Shit starting?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:18 PM (Cd7oE)

367 "Son, don't act like a thug."

Posted by: Mayor DeCommie at June 26, 2019 10:18 PM (I5SAg)

368 really hungry for some dry roasted cashews, for some reason.

I have almonds, the black prince of nuts.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 10:18 PM (yQpMk)

369 344 Mark,

Big, loud and busty
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (PkVlr)

Busty will be hard, but big and loud shouldn't be a problem.

I'll make it a CZ day, bring the P07, The 75 and the 97.

Kids love CZ pistols and Dad will do. Mom likes the sleek, inner rail design. Mmm hmmmm.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 10:18 PM (xJa6I)

370 Okay. I'm done. Gonna search out something trashy on the teevee.

I WILL watch tomorrow night, though. Just to watch everyone take out Gropin' Joe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2019 10:18 PM (ptqGC)

371
Why do rich leftists donate to these idiots?

Who is sitting on a couple million and says, "That Castro guy, I really want to give him 100 grand."
Posted by: Dave in Fla

======

Because they know perfectly well that what they lose in taxes they make up a hundred times over in contracts and other Christmas presents.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:18 PM (1QcaV)

372 364 DeBlasio: My son is the one Barack wishes he had.
Posted by: Gref at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (AMIL/)


Also, the one Cory wishes he had. In the Biblical sense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:18 PM (Cd7oE)

373 Woooo Yertle Mcturtle strategy

Posted by: steve at June 26, 2019 10:18 PM (TTy55)

374 Did not Chris Rock already cover this?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:18 PM (q1Pj5)

375 The ones in the middle are the fellow travelers. The ones off to the sides are the useful idiots.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (ta49A)

Nice.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 10:18 PM (uEbPt)

376 t-bird, ya znayu that Trump's en route to Osaka, kinda curious if he's watching via satellite.


Dang I'd love to go to a kushi-katsu restaurant in Osaka tonight. But Trump won't be going to one, either, so there's that.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2019 10:18 PM (QDnY+)

377 >>>347 really hungry for some dry roasted cashews, for some reason.


if you ever see a bowl of mixed nuts but there's no cashews, that's because I saw the bowl first.

Posted by: Beto at June 26, 2019 10:18 PM (PbpT7)

378 Beto's real name is Robert Francis O'Rouke...boy is as white as they get. Plus he's married to a billionaire's daughter...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 26, 2019 10:18 PM (UUBmN)

379 Comrade DeBlasio, your streets are far more violent than they were under a Republican mayor and you have rolled back highly-effective "broken windows policing." Ever stop to consider that?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (niawK)

380 I need more time to Grandstand!
Posted by: Corey Booker at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (tVQUs)

So do I!

Posted by: Bill DeBolo at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (tVQUs)

381 Uh oh. Squawk on warpath.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (Cd7oE)

382 333 How can you guys watch this without going Elvis on your TV?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2019 10:16 PM (2DOZq)

Well, the democratic debate I'm watching in my head is a big, 70s variety show, full of Hollywood Squares and Match Game celebrities. And, they all have clutch cargo mouths.

Posted by: Keith at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (jdGlx)

383 I can't keep my son safe from my own Police force!

Posted by: Bill DeBolo at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (tVQUs)

384 If the will of the people mattered Warren would not get most of the time here.

Posted by: Veep writer at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (uzb5e)

385 Wow, she's so energetic and authentic delivering her rehearsed, prewritten, pre-workshopped answer...

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (PbpT7)

386 Yo quiero Trump.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (gAXBD)

387 Active shooter drills are drill *compliance* into the youth - it has little if anything to do with school shootings.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:11 PM (niawK)


I told my kids if you even think 'active shooter' GTF out of dodge and walk home. School, mall, any where.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (1g7ch)

388 ONLY HUMAN SACRIFICE CAN SAVE GAIA!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (oVJmc)

389 I would get Mitch McConnell behind the woodshed and win him over with my feminine ways. Wink wink.

Posted by: Lizzie Warren at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (I5SAg)

390 "That Castro guy, I really want to give him 100 grand."

I need the money to pay for my Spanish lessons!

It was really unfair of my parents to make me grow up in an English-speaking household, so I don't actually speak Spanish!

Posted by: Julian! at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (I2/tG)

391 Look! Spartacus has blades on his wheels!

Posted by: Ben-Hur at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (iFFfd)

392 Don't point that finger at me sweetcheeks

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (q1Pj5)

393 Gun control is like a marker stamp Dems need on their little book of going to all of their stations of teh Factions. Too bad it means nothing to the wider voting population.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (0QYMt)

394 HAHAHHAHAHAHA. A deep-state Democrat talking about the "will of the people."

Good one, Lizzy. Very funny. 5/5.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (niawK)

395

ELIZABETH FAKE INDIAN WARREN CARES DAMMIT

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (z8c2c)

396 Who is this asshole?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:20 PM (Cd7oE)

397 I'm done. Mariners game is on

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 26, 2019 10:20 PM (PkVlr)

398 It was really unfair of my parents to make me grow up in an English-speaking household, so I don't actually speak Spanish!

You said it!

Posted by: Westchester Evita! at June 26, 2019 10:20 PM (I2/tG)

399 Hiya

Donald says the debate is boring. Does that mean I haven't missed anything?

Posted by: ALH at June 26, 2019 10:20 PM (htgmn)

400 That's Warren's secret. She's always angry.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 10:20 PM (LxTcq)

401 Big, loud and busty

This is pretty much the only comment I'm going to read in this thread.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 26, 2019 10:20 PM (ykYG2)

402 Smart move by Tulsi to wear red. It helps her stand out from the crowd, especially in the long shots of the stage.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 26, 2019 10:20 PM (SgjGX)

403 It's all about Warren and Booker and Beto, ain't it? Warren is senile.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:20 PM (qN9G0)

404 Wow, she's so energetic and authentic delivering her rehearsed, prewritten, pre-workshopped answer...
Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (PbpT7)
++++++++++++++
Very. I noticed that, too - Warren more than the others. Why would I not be shocked to learn at least some people got the questions in advance again?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:20 PM (niawK)

405 We are Democracy!

Posted by: Fauxcahontas, lying through her teeth at June 26, 2019 10:20 PM (tVQUs)

406 Western Maryland votes Republican, pal.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:20 PM (aXucN)

407 No bald man is getting elected. Sorry bruh.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:20 PM (FiUMj)

408 385 Wow, she's so energetic and authentic delivering her rehearsed, prewritten, pre-workshopped answer...
Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (PbpT7)


Sudden outburst of passion. Totally spontaneous.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:21 PM (Cd7oE)

409 It's even narrower than that. The leading cause of death of black males 15-35? Murder, by other black males, most of which are by gun.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:12 PM (Cd7oE)

And the leading cause before the age of 15?

Abortion.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 10:21 PM (uEbPt)

410 i shot a tv once. it cost me money. and the cleanup sucked ass. i got better.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 26, 2019 10:21 PM (KP5rU)

411 Has Warren mentioned the travails of her people on the reservations?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 10:21 PM (yQpMk)

412

Whos is the bald guy.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:21 PM (z8c2c)

413 I thought POTUS would be unleashing his new batch o' nicknames

Posted by: steve at June 26, 2019 10:21 PM (TTy55)

414 407 No bald man is getting elected. Sorry bruh.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:20 PM (FiUMj)

Baldism hurts...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 10:21 PM (xJa6I)

415 No one's referred to Booker's imaginary friend from the 'hood what died in his arms?

Posted by: Riff Raff at June 26, 2019 10:21 PM (0x00j)

416 Wait. Who allowed De Blasio into the room? This guy is retard-level scary like Anthony Weiner with a tub of EZ-Lube and Snapchat account.

Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2019 10:21 PM (kLDv+)

417 It's almost like Choke Todd and the other "moderators" have favorites.

Almost.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 10:21 PM (LL1Be)

418 Very. I noticed that, too - Warren more than the others. Why would I not be shocked to learn at least some people got the questions in advance again?


Someone said Warren's getting every third question.

Think NBC picked their favorite?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 10:21 PM (oVJmc)

419 413 I thought POTUS would be unleashing his new batch o' nicknames
Posted by: steve at June 26, 2019 10:21 PM (TTy55)

He's on Air Force One tonight

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 10:21 PM (xJa6I)

420 Africans eat turtles!

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 10:21 PM (nHDf0)

421 301 I challenge all Dem candidates to support armed robbery of white people, by "minorities". We've waited too long for reparations in white man's world ... time to Take It. /s

Posted by: illiniwek at June 26, 2019 10:14 PM (Cus5s)

Today's satire is tomorrow's reality.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 10:21 PM (uEbPt)

422 I thought POTUS would be unleashing his new batch o' nicknames
Posted by: steve at June 26, 2019 10:21 PM (TTy55)
++++++
Why bother before the field narrows?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:21 PM (niawK)

423 Hiya

Donald says the debate is boring. Does that mean I haven't missed anything?
Posted by: ALH


Apparently the candidates for President of Mexico don't like borders.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2019 10:21 PM (DrqHq)

424 He just said pills. Oops. lulz

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:22 PM (qN9G0)

425 Mark - you have a 97 too? Nice. Might be on my list, my extra-long list, after a few other boxes are checked.


Jukin - stocking up before July 1? Reminds me, I might get 25O more rounds of 45 Colt from LAX. That will give me a good brass stock for reloading.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2019 10:22 PM (QDnY+)

426 >>>Very. I noticed that, too - Warren more than the others. Why would I not be shocked to learn at least some people got the questions in advance again?

no, that's not how they do it. They just don't answer the question. They deliver a prepared answer on the topic or keyword in the question.

If you ask a question about guns, they ignore the actual question and just deliver a prescripted, rehearsed answer about guns generally, but not about your question.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:22 PM (PbpT7)

427 Here we go! Sing us the song of Mother Gaia!!

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 26, 2019 10:22 PM (jp0Bv)

428 climate change! woo hoo!

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:22 PM (aXucN)

429


Here we go, slavery.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:22 PM (z8c2c)

430 We need to get things done, regardless the cost!

Posted by: John Delaney at June 26, 2019 10:22 PM (tVQUs)

431 hey did you guys know Cory Booker lives in a low income minority neighborhood?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:22 PM (FiUMj)

432 "I've taken on tough problems that others said cannot be fixed."

Really? How are things in Newark these days?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:22 PM (Cd7oE)

433 I am a "can-do' guy.

Posted by: Cory Booker at June 26, 2019 10:22 PM (I5SAg)

434 Big Chief Fauxcahontas use all of pile of buffalo shit, leave nothing to waste.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2019 10:22 PM (iFFfd)

435 Booker needs some version of Im Just Jenny from the Block for his campaign song.

Posted by: Veep writer at June 26, 2019 10:22 PM (uzb5e)

436 "Our towns are burning?"

WTF is he talking about? Are the bruthas somewhere?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:22 PM (Cd7oE)

437 If you ask a question about guns, they ignore the actual question and just deliver a prescripted, rehearsed answer about guns generally, but not about your question.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:22 PM (PbpT7)
++++++++++++++++
Yup not an answer has been heard yet, at least not by me. I suppose the general topics have been pretty predictable. Oh well. On to global warming!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (niawK)

438 Save Miami? Being underwater would be an improvement.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (q1Pj5)

439 I thought POTUS would be unleashing his new batch o' nicknames


Posted by: steve at June 26, 2019 10:21 PM (TTy55)

===
He was and then he watched the total shit show that is the first demofascist debate and let it go.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is fucking up... bigly.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (pw+jk)

440 *DURRRR* *DERP*

Posted by: Jay Inslee at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (5aX2M)

441 Primary is still rigged. Shocking my shocker within 20 minutes.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (qN9G0)

442 Inslee is a special sort of batshit crazy

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (t3YBx)

443 South Beach hardest hit.

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (I5SAg)

444
Who is sitting on a couple million and says, "That Castro guy, I really want to give him 100 grand."
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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Contribute to me, I need money for fuel for my Chrysler Mini Van. Because, I'm just like you, a regular guy.

Posted by: Beto at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (/dN1M)

445


CAN YOU SAVE MIAMI

YES, TAKE AWAY FILIBUSTER!!

LOL

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (z8c2c)

446 The brisk sting of climate change is invigorating.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (LxTcq)

447 389
I would get Mitch McConnell behind the woodshed and win him over with my feminine ways. Wink wink.


Posted by: Lizzie Warren at June 26, 2019 10:19 PM (I5SAg)

Ain't enough Blow in Bolivia, squaw Lectures-To-Death.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (0QYMt)

448 Imagine you're one of the Democrats there, and hearing one of the others say this shit.

How do you keep a straight face?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (Cd7oE)

449 425 Mark - you have a 97 too? Nice. Might be on my list, my extra-long list, after a few other boxes are checked.


Jukin - stocking up before July 1? Reminds me, I might get 25O more rounds of 45 Colt from LAX. That will give me a good brass stock for reloading.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2019 10:22 PM (QDnY+)

Yeah, I wanted an all-metal 45 to see how that affected the recoil vs my polymer BAE Glock 21.

So I bought the 97. Very pretty gun. Very hard finding accessories and holsters for it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (xJa6I)

450 LIBERATE THE PRISONERS!!!

Posted by: Corey the Fierce Heterosexual at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (tVQUs)

451 Honestly, wish President Trump would say that he's bored by the Dem/Commie debate crap and start taking Twitter potshots at Mitt Romney. Right now.

First he'd overshadow anything these un-American assholes are saying.

Two, his base would start chiseling Trump into Rushmore tomorrow just for the all balls move to fuck with Romney at the most opportune time.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (k94Oo)

452
Warren "has a plan" to deal with McConnell? What's she waiting for? She's in the Senate now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (1QcaV)

453 Climate change! We must mobilize or we die.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (haWye)

454 407 No bald man is getting elected. Sorry bruh.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:20 PM (FiUMj)

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I'd vote Buttglug first

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2019 10:24 PM (iFFfd)

455 Glad I didn't watch this debate -- I had a colonoscopy this morning (went OK, insides are clean, good to go for next 10 years) so I've had enough, er, wind blown up my ass for one day....

Posted by: Secret Square at June 26, 2019 10:24 PM (9WuX0)

456 Delaney looks like he should be in a Sonic commercial

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 26, 2019 10:24 PM (BqBId)

457 i've seen more realistic injuns on f troop. fuckahowees or some shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 26, 2019 10:24 PM (KP5rU)

458 Why is it a crisis? Prove it. Prove it's worse. Prove it's abnormal. Once you prove that, prove we did it. Regardless of that proof, prove we can fix it.

I'll wait. I'm very patient.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:24 PM (niawK)

459 405 We are Democracy!

Posted by: Fauxcahontas, lying through her teeth at June 26, 2019 10:20 PM (tVQUs)


I did a word search on our Constitution, and the word "democracy" ain't there. I guess Lizzy will fix that.

Posted by: Gref at June 26, 2019 10:24 PM (AMIL/)

460 "Bring everyone in ..."

There's some weapons grade pap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:24 PM (Cd7oE)

461 I don't know that guy's name but holy shit! that's a whole lot of stupid.




Cut and paste as necessary. I can't watch any more of this.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 26, 2019 10:24 PM (jp0Bv)

462 Climate change! Do as I say not as I do!

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 10:24 PM (nHDf0)

463


That dude's mouth is disturbing.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:24 PM (z8c2c)

464 "Bring everyone in to the decisions and the challenges we face."

It sounded better in the original Spanglish, Beto.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:24 PM (aXucN)

465 Putting people back to work? Holy shit. Only Gender Grievance Studies majors are having trouble finding work.

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 10:24 PM (I5SAg)

466 wow, I have to give it to Beto, he really speaks English nearly fluently

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:24 PM (PbpT7)

467 Jukin - stocking up before July 1? Reminds me, I
might get 25O more rounds of 45 Colt from LAX. That will give me a good
brass stock for reloading.



Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2019 10:22 PM (QDnY+)

===
YEAH BAY.

It is AMMOGENDON!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2019 10:24 PM (pw+jk)

468 Yes, mobilize the United States and have people move out of coastal and low lying areas. It's the only way.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:24 PM (q1Pj5)

469 Warren "has a plan" to deal with McConnell? What's she waiting for? She's in the Senate now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (1QcaV)

--------

*soon*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2019 10:24 PM (iFFfd)

470 Who's the better man, Rachel or Corey?

Posted by: ALH at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (htgmn)

471
Inslee is a special sort of batshit crazy

----

Everyone says I'm special.

Posted by: Jay Inslee at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (5aX2M)

472


Yeah, we need to replace all cars with electric cars!

And it will be so much better!

Chuck is an utter moron.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (z8c2c)

473 452 Warren "has a plan" to deal with McConnell? What's she waiting for? She's in the Senate now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (1QcaV)


Does it involve knee pads?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (Cd7oE)

474 MIAMI WILL SOON BE UNDERWATER, YOU FOOLS!

Posted by: Inslee is a special sort of batshit crazy at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (I2/tG)

475 I'd give anything for someone to ask Cory or somebody how he'd remove guns from the ghetto, where the problem actually arises.

Phrase it more carefully: "Would you support focusing gun control efforts on the communities with the most dire need, those with the highest homicide rates?"

If yes: "DEMS WANT TO DISARM BLACKS!"

If no: "DEMS DON'T CARE ABOUT BLACK LIVES!"

The reality, of course, is "both are true".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (naEeR)

476 Remember many of these idiot freaks represent large numbers of Americans at the federal level. Well, "Americans" in an empty technical sense, not an historically, substantively meaningful one. But they run much of your life.


sad!!



Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (QDnY+)

477 "Bring everyone in to the decisions and the challenges we face."

It sounded better in the original Spanglish, Beto.
Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:24 PM (aXucN)
+++++++++++
Vague bullshit doesn't sound good in any language.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (niawK)

478 443
South Beach hardest hit.


Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 10:23 PM (I5SAg)

Only if Ace can get a hold of several Reaper drones...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (0QYMt)

479 The world is so hot it's melting!!!1! It's our last chance to SAVE MOTHER GAIA!!!1!1

Posted by: Jay Inslee (D-WA) at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (tVQUs)

480 Beto word salad

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (q1Pj5)

481 How does he breathe through that nose?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (LxTcq)

482 Julian Castro has eyebrows like Mrs. Roper

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (PbpT7)

483 If they can build houses on stilts in Myrtle Beach, they can do the same along the Missouri River.

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (I5SAg)

484 How are you gonna pay for all the climate virtue signaling?

Huh?

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (haWye)

485 Does it involve knee pads?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (Cd7oE)
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For whom? Her or McConnell?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (niawK)

486 > Tulsi and Sinema.

Suggested slogan: "Sinema-Toast".
And while I wouldn't want either of them in office, I wouldn't mind providing some filling for that particular toaster pastry.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (JUUk1)

487 466 wow, I have to give it to Beto, he really speaks English nearly fluently
Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:24 PM (PbpT7)
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I'd like to give it to Beto too..

Posted by: King Barry at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (WEBkv)

488 You guys are so fast I can;t get a snark in edgewise.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (yQpMk)

489 Has Warren mentioned the travails of her people on the reservations?

She said something about how hard it is to get into a good restaurant for brunch... does that count?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 26, 2019 10:26 PM (naEeR)

490 So is it safe to assume that Squaw Warren looks the same whether she's angry or constipated?


Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 26, 2019 10:26 PM (1FhAQ)

491


He has no fucking idea what he's talking about.

Good old Beetle Bailey.

He sort of looks like him. All scrawny.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:26 PM (z8c2c)

492 474 MIAMI WILL SOON BE UNDERWATER, YOU FOOLS!



your lips to Gods ears

Posted by: cmotvrwc at June 26, 2019 10:26 PM (BEMJs)

493 Beto is listening, dammit

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 26, 2019 10:26 PM (PUmDY)

494 MONEY 4EVERYBODY!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2019 10:26 PM (iFFfd)

495 When is this idiocy over?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 26, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)

496 Dios Mio! the spanish *sabor* this little swish puts on every spanish word

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:26 PM (PbpT7)

497 378 Beto's real name is Robert Francis O'Rouke...boy is as white as they get. Plus he's married to a billionaire's daughter...
Posted by: lin-duh



Marrying into money is disgraceful.

Posted by: John Kerry at June 26, 2019 10:27 PM (HCqAo)

498 All right, off to play Borderlands 2

Ace...thank you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 10:27 PM (xJa6I)

499 MIAMI WILL SOON BE UNDERWATER, YOU FOOLS!

I saw that episode of "CSI: Miami". There was a tsunami headed towards Florida. Amazingly, they had it all cleaned up by the next week.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 26, 2019 10:27 PM (naEeR)

500 Carbon is evil!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:27 PM (q1Pj5)

501 You people are made of much sterner stuff than I.

Or, your respective liquor cabinets are darn near empty.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 26, 2019 10:27 PM (WEBkv)

502 VENEZUELA NOW!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 10:27 PM (oVJmc)

503
Just did it again. Googled "democrat debate watch party san francisco"

and it changed it to democratIC

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:27 PM (1QcaV)

504 How do we deal with climate change?

I love begging the question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:27 PM (Cd7oE)

505 i shot a tv once. it cost me money. and the cleanup sucked ass. i got better.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Many computers have been shot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2019 10:27 PM (/dN1M)

506 Tim Ryan just said "Imma talk about about the last question instead." LOL.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:27 PM (aXucN)

507 All right, off to play Borderlands 2


Watch out for skags.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 10:27 PM (oVJmc)

508 Elital?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:27 PM (Cd7oE)

509 Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr
53s
Wow!!! Booker taking credit for first step act when @realDonaldTrump is the guy that made that an issue and got it done is pretty amazing.

Nice try though.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 26, 2019 10:27 PM (BqBId)

510 Ban cow farts now....work on Hillary later

Posted by: pokie haunt us at June 26, 2019 10:27 PM (nzKWW)

511 I received my McConnell plan in a sweat lodge vision-quest. I must keep it under wraps for now.

Posted by: The Squaw at June 26, 2019 10:28 PM (H5knJ)

512 miami under water? where do i sign?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 26, 2019 10:28 PM (KP5rU)

513 We are carbon based life forms, you idjits

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:28 PM (q1Pj5)

514 I'll just bypass your question and start grandstanding!

Posted by: Julian Castrato at June 26, 2019 10:28 PM (tVQUs)

515 The world is so hot it's melting!!!1! It's our last chance to SAVE MOTHER GAIA!!!1!1

The hilarious thing is that Inslee put a carbon tax on the ballot in Washington, which lost by a sizable margin.

Seattle voted for it, of course.

Posted by: Inslee is a special sort of batshit crazy at June 26, 2019 10:28 PM (I2/tG)

516 495 When is this idiocy over?
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 26, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)
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Sorry, my number hasn't been called yet.

Posted by: SMOD - you know you want me at June 26, 2019 10:28 PM (WEBkv)

517 Shit starting NOW?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:28 PM (Cd7oE)

518


Yeah, let's price carbon.

We needta grow our way outta this.

Holy shit.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:28 PM (z8c2c)

519 They arent going to allow Tulsi to speak.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:28 PM (qN9G0)

520 > i've seen more realistic injuns on f troop. fuckahowees or some shit.

Go-Go Gophers. Now primarily remembered only for being even more un-PC than Speedy Gonzalez (which as I understand it is actually quite popular in Mexico).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 26, 2019 10:28 PM (JUUk1)

521 472






Yeah, we need to replace all cars with electric cars!



And it will be so much better!



Chuck is an utter moron.





Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (z8c2c)

Yeah, that'll work really well in North Dakota in February.

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 26, 2019 10:28 PM (1FhAQ)

522 >>>500 Carbon is evil!

pero, *cabron* es muy bueno!!!!

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:28 PM (PbpT7)

523 This Tim Ryan guy is making sense. Flush him!

Posted by: The DNC at June 26, 2019 10:28 PM (I5SAg)

524 Mark, any American would tell ya that an all-metal 45ACP pistol is readily available in the holy form of the 1911. I mean, really.


But I want a 97, too. And a sig 22O. Let a zillion 45s flower in my safe.



Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2019 10:28 PM (QDnY+)

525 For all you teetotalers out there, drink every time James Hodgkinson's name is mentioned.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 10:28 PM (uEbPt)

526 Mick #2

Posted by: pokie haunt us at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (nzKWW)

527 Wait, Tim. You want to "grow out of it" through growth-stifling green policies? At least you're talking reasonably about the middle of the country unlike your friends.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (niawK)

528 Delaney isn't crazy, therefore he will be purged.

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (t3YBx)

529 Chuck Todd wishes he had Madcows hair

Posted by: the Butcher at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (OonSC)

530 After I read E. Jean asked Lyle Lovett how large his penis was in an interview, I vote to make her one of the next debate moderators.

Posted by: Ever at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (ZZDMQ)

531 Did he just say we have to change the Dem party from coastal and illegal?

Posted by: Veep writer at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (uzb5e)

532 Okay, back to watching baseball.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (WEBkv)

533


LOL, Chuck didn't want to hear that.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (z8c2c)

534 "Tax carbon and give the money to us."

Posted by: Some bald white dude at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (F7dXb)

535
Wonder who got the debate questions before the debate?

Posted by: YIKES! at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (t6XCL)

536 The trans abortion thing broke Hulu. Died right there and all streaming unavailable. Tech support acknowledges outage.

Posted by: Bill from SC at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (E1pln)

537 Textile workers in SC? Holy fucking shit. How about Boeing and BMW, etc. workers?

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (I5SAg)

538 Who is this fruit next to Madcow?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (Cd7oE)

539 Pay? We don't have to stinking pay! Tell the rubes to walk! Let them eat tofu!

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (nHDf0)

540 Julian Castro is that would-be bull that comes over and knocks on the home of the Kristols, but they look out the window and see him and pretend they're not home

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (PbpT7)

541 I revise my comment. Delaney is crazy.

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (t3YBx)

542 John Kerry had a secret plan.

They just shut down the Ohio congressman who said that dems lost the working class.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (LxTcq)

543 455 Glad I didn't watch this debate -- I had a colonoscopy this morning (went OK, insides are clean, good to go for next 10 years) so I've had enough, er, wind blown up my ass for one day....
Posted by: Secret Square at June 26, 2019 10:24 PM (9WuX0)

---

Glad things went well for you.

Had mine earlier this month and get to do it again next year.

Reading the comments here also.

And laughing.

Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (RU4sa)

544 " ... or what orifice they should gun for..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (Cd7oE)

545 I'd rather drink Vagisil than watch this shit show.

Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at June 26, 2019 10:30 PM (I7Wzx)

546 Delaney is more right wing than 50% of Republicans.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:30 PM (FiUMj)

547 I would say there is no .45 but the Yankee Fist, if I didn't also own a Croation Hammer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 10:30 PM (yQpMk)

548 "My name ... Jose Jimenez".

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 26, 2019 10:30 PM (mMM++)

549 I care about Climate Change, but I think we should focus on my next pre-scripted grandstand.

Posted by: Tim Ryan (D-OH) at June 26, 2019 10:30 PM (tVQUs)

550 Tulsi has a kind of domanatrix thing going on.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 10:30 PM (PxX58)

551 Um, despite Julian Castro giving an over-the-top saborlicious Spanish pronunciation to every vaguely spanish word, my sources say HE DOES NOT SPEAK SPANISH

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:30 PM (PbpT7)

552 What rollbacks?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:30 PM (FiUMj)

553 Who was the guy that looked like a Ukrainian hitman? Damnation!

Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2019 10:30 PM (kLDv+)

554 I'd rather drink Vagisil than watch this shit show.
Posted by: mpfs, Waiter, I'll have the Juan de Fuca Plate at June 26, 2019 10:30 PM (I7Wzx)
+++++++
That's vivid, horrifying and spot on. Nice hat trick.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:30 PM (niawK)

555 Why isn't Beto speaking Gaelic?

Posted by: The Democrats

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I thought he is Spanish?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2019 10:11 PM (YvUf/)


He'a about as Spanish as Bruce Jenner is a woman

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 10:31 PM (Ev6gs)

556 Wait: one of these yahoos actually proposed funding for trans-abortions? That's not something you guys just made up as a joke?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 26, 2019 10:31 PM (JUUk1)

557 "Still facing discrimination." Name one.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 26, 2019 10:31 PM (F7dXb)

558 Lynching?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:31 PM (q1Pj5)

559 Tulsi has a kind of domanatrix thing going on.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 10:30 PM (PxX5
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Hey, she just said she grew up conservative. Maybe you can turn her back.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:31 PM (aXucN)

560 Wait: one of these yahoos actually proposed funding for trans-abortions? That's not something you guys just made up as a joke?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 26, 2019 10:31 PM (JUUk1)
++++++++++++
Yup. For those "dudes" who end up pregnant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:31 PM (niawK)

561 prolly haven't been any textile workers in sc since the seventies. nice try fuckball. try again.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 26, 2019 10:31 PM (KP5rU)

562 Tulsas hair brought to you by Skunk Works

Wow she worked the vet thing in again!

Posted by: Veep writer at June 26, 2019 10:31 PM (uzb5e)

563 Tim Ryan is ignorant too. Did I mention a new Volvo plant coming to SC?

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 10:31 PM (I5SAg)

564 Cory is down (?) with LGBT types?

Knock me over with a feather.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:31 PM (Cd7oE)

565 We don't talk enough about African American trans?

Why would we ever talk about them?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 10:31 PM (PxX58)

566 AND SEATTLE WILL SOON HAVE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE DYING IN HEATWAVES!

This was an actual article in the Seattle paper - that due to gerbil warbeling, hundreds of people in Seattle would soon be dying in heatwaves.

For those of you unfamiliar with Seattle summer climate, you could increase the summertime temperature by twenty degrees, and you still aren't going to have people dying in heatwaves.

Posted by: Inslee is a special sort of batshit crazy at June 26, 2019 10:31 PM (I2/tG)

567
HAHAHAHA I found a debate watch party tomorrow night at Round Table Pizza in Menlo Park, the heart of Silicon Valley.

They serve beer.

I'm going.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:31 PM (1QcaV)

568 Did he just say we have to change the Dem party from coastal and illegal?

I could get behind that.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 26, 2019 10:31 PM (naEeR)

569 I revise my comment. Delaney is crazy.

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 10:29 PM (t3YBx)


What about Bonnie?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 10:32 PM (Ev6gs)

570 Wait: one of these yahoos actually proposed funding for trans-abortions? That's not something you guys just made up as a joke?



nope, that really happened

Posted by: cmotvrwc at June 26, 2019 10:32 PM (BEMJs)

571 I'm super-passionate about gay issues.

It's part of my heterosexuality.

Posted by: Cory Booker at June 26, 2019 10:32 PM (5aX2M)

572

Ok, bring in Chuck Todd and all the questions are gays, guns, and how much carbon's gonna cost.

He really is an idiot.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:32 PM (z8c2c)

573 What lynching? Like Jussie?

And way to go for that intersectional brass ring, Cory. Not just blacks, not just trans, but black trans!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:32 PM (niawK)

574 Amy has been combing the country for support.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:32 PM (Cd7oE)

575 Tulsi's got Bride of Frankenstein hair. She had a stilted way of talking. Doesn't sound too bright.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 26, 2019 10:32 PM (tIcWb)

576 Cashews are delicious.

You know what everybody hates? Brazil nuts.

There the chocolate covered cherry of the nut world.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 10:32 PM (tH5fk)

577 prolly haven't been any textile workers in sc since the seventies. nice try fuckball. try again.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 26, 2019 10:31 PM (KP5rU)

They really loved me!

Posted by: Sally Fields at June 26, 2019 10:32 PM (q1Pj5)

578 I don't think the candidates are given the questions in advance. I think they write them.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 10:32 PM (uEbPt)

579 Um, despite Julian Castro giving an over-the-top saborlicious Spanish pronunciation to every vaguely spanish word, my sources say HE DOES NOT SPEAK SPANISH

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:30 PM (PbpT7)
--------

But his first campaign stop was in Puerrrrrrrrrrrto Rrrriiiiiiiiico!

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:32 PM (aXucN)

580 We don't talk enough about African American trans?



Why would we ever talk about them?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 10:31 PM (PxX5


You mean besides Michelle Obama?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 10:32 PM (Ev6gs)

581 I was torn the entire day between watching this debate and spending the same time during something less painful.

I have already gotten one one red hot pocker jammed into my right eye but am really struggling shoving the second one into the left socket.

Wish me luck.

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at June 26, 2019 10:32 PM (IoIaQ)

582 A homo gotcha question for Tulsi. She don't believe a word she is saying. lel

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:32 PM (qN9G0)

583 She ate a salad with a comb.

That's all I see when I look at Amy.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 26, 2019 10:32 PM (NtglE)

584 "Making sure minorities can share in STEM jobs."

Hey, if you're any good at STEM, you get a job.

If not, not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:32 PM (Cd7oE)

585
Wait: one of these yahoos actually proposed funding for trans-abortions? That's not something you guys just made up as a joke?

------

It was me

Posted by: Julian Castro at June 26, 2019 10:32 PM (5aX2M)

586 HAHAHAHA I found a debate watch party tomorrow night at Round Table Pizza in Menlo Park, the heart of Silicon Valley.

They serve beer.

I'm going.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:31 PM (1QcaV)
+++++++++++
Please let us know how it goes. I suspect your commentary will be more entertaining and possibly more meaningful than the debate itself.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:32 PM (niawK)

587 Wait: one of these yahoos actually proposed funding for trans-abortions? That's not something you guys just made up as a joke?

The trick is the bureaucracy needed to manage the program. Sure, they'd never pay anything out, but they'd need 10,000 unionized, civil-service workers to administer it.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 26, 2019 10:33 PM (naEeR)

588 "Better childcare for everyone." That's a knockout winner. Yawn.

"Minority community members." Sorry, Cory already upped you with trans African somethings.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 26, 2019 10:33 PM (F7dXb)

589 My platform is, no palm goes ungreased

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2019 10:33 PM (iFFfd)

590 Wait: one of these yahoos actually proposed funding for trans-abortions?

At least it will be cheap. We'd do, what - two a year?

Posted by: Inslee is a special sort of batshit crazy at June 26, 2019 10:33 PM (I2/tG)

591
Um, despite Julian Castro giving an over-the-top saborlicious Spanish pronunciation to every vaguely spanish word, my sources say HE DOES NOT SPEAK SPANISH

Posted by: ace

=====

When he said "My daughter, Kah-rrreee-nah," his daughter said "Who's that?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:33 PM (1QcaV)

592 We need to protect Transchildren from evil Guns!

Posted by: Corey Booker at June 26, 2019 10:33 PM (tVQUs)

593 Hey everybody.

Somewhere, Lewis Black is fighting the urge to kill himself...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2019 10:33 PM (miE9U)

594 Dear African American Women, Learn to code.

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 10:33 PM (I5SAg)

595 Yo, debate schmucks, people should vote their conscious not as a group block. People (note the lack of hyphenation) want to be safe, secure, be treated fairly, not have bad shit done to them and their family.

Focus on that.

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 10:33 PM (t3YBx)

596 african american trans being lynched.... yep

Posted by: cmotvrwc at June 26, 2019 10:33 PM (BEMJs)

597 You want Latino voters?

Subsidize purchase of lawn mowers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:33 PM (Cd7oE)

598 Live P.D. reruns are going to affect these debates.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 26, 2019 10:33 PM (HCqAo)

599 Mad Cow asks Julian to take out Amy.

She aint woke enough.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 10:34 PM (haWye)

600 For the record, not watching this display of national degradation and idiocy.


Grump - you've got an XD? The 45s are often available barely used ultra cheap, if my non-buying mode changes I'll probably pick one up. XD platform is the unsung cheap, reliable, good platform in the plastic pistol world.



Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2019 10:34 PM (QDnY+)

601 >>>You know what everybody hates? Brazil nuts.

There the chocolate covered cherry of the nut world.


...

This man is worth hearing.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:34 PM (PbpT7)

602 495
When is this idiocy over?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 26, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)

After the heat death of the universe.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 26, 2019 10:34 PM (0QYMt)

603 I didn't think it was possible to be more annoying than Hillary, but Amy is giving it a really good run.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:34 PM (FiUMj)

604 Can't keep up with all the trans categories

Posted by: IC at June 26, 2019 10:34 PM (fiC74)

605 STEM jobs like, say. audio engineering?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:34 PM (q1Pj5)

606 Cringe.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:34 PM (qN9G0)

607 "Making sure minorities can share in STEM jobs."

Guess we're not including Asians--south or north--in "minorities." Right?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 26, 2019 10:34 PM (RIoKb)

608 What about James Hudgkinson?

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 10:34 PM (I5SAg)

609 596 african american trans being lynched.... yep
Posted by: cmotvrwc at June 26, 2019 10:33 PM (BEMJs)


Cory knows that they're hung. IFKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:34 PM (Cd7oE)

610 Love me some economic justice. Nothing quite like it other than social and racial justice.

Man, Castro is a fucking lunatic commie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:34 PM (niawK)

611 so... nothing is gonna be illegal? Nothing?

Just guns

Posted by: cmotvrwc at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (BEMJs)


And whitey
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 10:04 PM (mlDpI)


---

I saw Guns and Whitey open for ManoWar at the Orpheus in '96.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 26, 2019 10:34 PM (/HREk)

612 We need to give Better childcare to everyone... except for my staffers.

Posted by: Sen. Klobuchar at June 26, 2019 10:34 PM (tVQUs)

613 There's an ONT up, btw.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 26, 2019 10:35 PM (ta49A)

614

Gay is the new Straight! Confiscate guns! And lick me!

Posted by: Tulsi's Clit Ring at June 26, 2019 10:35 PM (UFLLM)

615 596 african american trans being lynched.... yep
Posted by: cmotvrwc at June 26, 2019 10:33 PM (BEMJs)

--------

It's the Holy Grail of intersectional victimhood

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2019 10:35 PM (iFFfd)

616 rhomboid, I'm not watching it either.

We all know they're all gonna be basically trying to out-hate each other against anyone they don't consider as enlightened as them. They can all DIAF.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2019 10:35 PM (miE9U)

617 my sources say HE DOES NOT SPEAK SPANISH

It would be fun to make him give a twenty minute speech solely in Spanish, and then make him answer questions in Spanish.

Westchester Evita as well.

Posted by: Inslee is a special sort of batshit crazy at June 26, 2019 10:35 PM (I2/tG)

618 "Some of the candidates: Noted Cherokee Elizabeth Warren, The Fiercely
Heterosexual Cory Booker, communist layabout Bill DeBlasio, the
resplendently Hispanic Francis Aloysius MacManus Connaugh O'Rourke."
Heart this to death!


Posted by: jocon307 at June 26, 2019 10:35 PM (HYa+m)

619
Please let us know how it goes. I suspect your commentary will be more entertaining and possibly more meaningful than the debate itself.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

======

Oh yeah. I'll be the chick in the corner, innocently tapping away at her phone, parmesan wouldn't melt in her mouth.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:35 PM (1QcaV)

620 Betoff: Sure, send our troops anywhere and everywhere there's anything naff going on.

I believe we previously brought up "chickenhawks?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:35 PM (Cd7oE)

621 576
Cashews are delicious.



You know what everybody hates? Brazil nuts.



There the chocolate covered cherry of the nut world.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 10:32 PM (tH5fk)

Dude. Chocolate-covered cherries are ambrosia. Brazil nuts, on the other hand, are the DeBlasio of the nut world.

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 26, 2019 10:35 PM (1FhAQ)

622 597: mexican bagpipes would seal the deal. i think they wear them fuckers when they eat.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 26, 2019 10:35 PM (KP5rU)

623 i've put little quotes and stuff in the main body of hte post

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:35 PM (PbpT7)

624 Grump - you've got an XD?

XDM. Comfortable grip. Easy recoil. Very heavy slide.

It balances perfectly with a full magazine but get oddly topheavy feeling as it empties.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 10:35 PM (yQpMk)

625 Oh, I hope they say "yes" to the intervention against oppressive states. They should tread carefully because people might get ideas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:35 PM (niawK)

626 I habla more Espanol than Julian Castro!

Posted by: Speedy Gonzales For el Presidente 2020! at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (Ndje9)

627 There are so many candidates and the Dems are so radicalized, there will be more and more trainwrecks like Castro's at least until the field starts getting thinned out.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (oVJmc)

628 You can tell when Beto's lying.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (uEbPt)

629 @realDonaldTrump 1m

Just stopped in Alaska and said hello to our GREAT troops!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (DrqHq)

630 Rwanda...was Trump's fault!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (FiUMj)

631
Debate Thread Number Two

----

Don't ever call me Number Two!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (t5m5e)

632 Send in the Trans army with no guns to Iran. That will get the worlds attention.

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (nHDf0)

633 This man is worth hearing.
Posted by: ace


Just keeping it real.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (tH5fk)

634 "Embrace strongmen and dictators" ... wait, so Obama?

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (t3YBx)

635 Bob O'Rourke is really bad.

I'm beginning to think there are a lot more retards in Texas than some of you let on.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (PxX58)

636 >>>. Chocolate-covered cherries are ambrosia.

that slime they're packed in is amphibian cum.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (PbpT7)

637 " ... painful lessons as Americans ..."

Such as that socialism doesn't work?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (Cd7oE)

638 "Making sure minorities can share in STEM jobs."

Um... 70% of the programmers I work with are Indian. In Cincinnati, they're a minority.

And, yeah, anyone who can hack it is welcome to do the work. Computers don't discriminate -- they're equally hostile to all forms of organic life.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (naEeR)

639 WHERE THE FUCK IS HILLARY?

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (kLDv+)

640 We need Restorative Justice now!

Posted by: Julian Castrato at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (tVQUs)

641 HE DOES NOT SPEAK SPANISH

I bet I speak Russian better than he speaks Spanish, and I don't speak Russian well at all.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (I2/tG)

642 My hubby isn't trans but I still try to get him preggy.

Blow sperm in his rectum a couple times a week.


We never give up hope!

Posted by: Butt-gig at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (MAstk)

643 I spent well over an hour talking to my much loved brother instead of watching the Uniparty (Democrat wing) corruptocrats bob and weave.

So I rate this evening a successful one.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (AZxMX)

644 609 596 african american trans being lynched.... yep
Posted by: cmotvrwc at June 26, 2019 10:33 PM (BEMJs)

Cory knows that they're hung. IFKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:34 PM



Ok that was funny. nice job.

Posted by: cmotvrwc at June 26, 2019 10:37 PM (BEMJs)

645 The candidates get on stage, to their lecterns. The announcer tells them to look under the top lid.
"Inside you will find a pistol with three ten round magazines. Last one standing wins. Good luck."
And the lights go out.

Question - will some candidate actually survive that, and if so - which one?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 26, 2019 10:37 PM (0QYMt)

646 We've learned painful lessons as Americans.

Then, as Americans, we learned about anal lube.

Posted by: Cory Booker at June 26, 2019 10:37 PM (ed8K1)

647 632 Send in the Trans army with no guns to Iran. That will get the worlds attention.
Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (nHDf0)


Two problems solved at one go.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:37 PM (Cd7oE)

648 ace, yes it is. fuckin nasty.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 26, 2019 10:37 PM (KP5rU)

649 Trump just got back on the plane to leave Anchorage. Posted a vid of him meeting with the troops, who all looked very happy to see him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 26, 2019 10:37 PM (JUUk1)

650 african american trans being lynched.... yep

By African-American men.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 26, 2019 10:37 PM (naEeR)

651 Um... 70% of the programmers I work with are Indian. In Cincinnati, they're a minority.

This is a special case of the principle that "white = nonblack".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2019 10:37 PM (I2/tG)

652 to be honest, I think I have enough Spanish ahora to enter the Democrat primaries.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:37 PM (PbpT7)

653 Grump - you've got an XD? The 45s are often available barely used ultra cheap, if my non-buying mode changes I'll probably pick one up. XD platform is the unsung cheap, reliable, good platform in the plastic pistol world.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2019 10:34 PM (QDnY+)

My XD 45 is my nightstand gun-biometric safe gun, actually. Great pistol. Liked it better than a Glock 21. As reliable apparently and accurate.

Posted by: Keith at June 26, 2019 10:37 PM (jdGlx)

654 Nood ONT

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2019 10:37 PM (DrqHq)

655 Trump sold out America! He stole my schtick!

Posted by: Beatoff O'Rourke at June 26, 2019 10:38 PM (tVQUs)

656 Tim Ryan looks scared to be there.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:38 PM (FiUMj)

657
Can't keep up with all the trans categories

Posted by: IC at June 26, 2019 10:34 PM (fiC74)


Let's see there's trans fats, translates, transportation and transformers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 10:38 PM (Ev6gs)

658 635 Bob O'Rourke is really bad.

I'm beginning to think there are a lot more retards in Texas than some of you let on.

They are being shipped in from both the North and South.

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 10:38 PM (nHDf0)

659 Engage this, honkus!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:38 PM (q1Pj5)

660 LOL @ GoogleTube

"Showing results for democratic debate Search instead for democrat debate"

---------------------------------

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 10:38 PM (uEbPt)

661 Corey Booker's favorite show:













Oz

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:38 PM (qN9G0)

662 Still looking for a beater Browning Hi-Power if anyone has one.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 10:38 PM (yQpMk)

663 Don't ever call me Number Two!
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (t5m5e)


I'm into Number Two! It's source, anyway.

Posted by: Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at June 26, 2019 10:39 PM (Cd7oE)

664 Chocolate covered cherries are made with an enzyme that digests the cherry inside the chocolate.

So you're eating digested cherry.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 10:39 PM (ed8K1)

665 Money out the wazoo!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:39 PM (q1Pj5)

666 Almond industry did an amazing job expanding demand for their product. Pistachio now trying to do the same. Appears there are some tricks to growing pistachios, though. Know of central valley farms having off years, healthy orchards but little production.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2019 10:39 PM (QDnY+)

667 636
>>>. Chocolate-covered cherries are ambrosia.



that slime they're packed in is amphibian cum.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:36 PM (PbpT7)

Great, now I have to go into my backyard and get one of the croakers that sing every night to verify this. The things you do to the Horde, ace...

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 26, 2019 10:39 PM (1FhAQ)

668 $130M that could be wasted on Democrat graft.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:39 PM (FiUMj)

669 Tulsi bitch slaps the congress-thing

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 10:39 PM (t3YBx)

670 Of course you speak Russian better, COLLUDER!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow's Butch Haircut at June 26, 2019 10:39 PM (H5knJ)

671 Betoff: Sure, send our troops anywhere and everywhere there's anything naff going on.

Democrats always support sending US troops into places we have no interests, under restrictive ROEs and foreign command.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 26, 2019 10:39 PM (naEeR)

672 >> "You know what everybody hates? Brazil nuts.


They're the chocolate covered cherry of the nut world."


But a single Brazil nut will provide more than 200% of your MDA of selenium, an important antioxidant, so there's that.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 26, 2019 10:39 PM (mMM++)

673 Tim Murtaugh @TimMurtaugh
2m
In case you're keeping score at home, the $93 trillion price tag of the Green New Deal is more than the combined Gross Domestic Product of every nation on Earth.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 26, 2019 10:39 PM (BqBId)

674 Corey Booker's favorite show:


Oz



Scrub scrub here
Scrub scrub there
Whether you're pink or bronze
A man can wash another man
In the merry old land of Oz

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 10:40 PM (yQpMk)

675 As a soldier I will tell you!

Posted by: Veep writer at June 26, 2019 10:40 PM (uzb5e)

676 Trump's Tweet on the Democrats:
BORING!


They are in so much trouble....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 26, 2019 10:40 PM (0QYMt)

677
African American Trannies Are Well Hung!

I should know... ignore my... proclivities... and vote for gun confiscation!

Posted by: Tulsi's Clit Ring at June 26, 2019 10:40 PM (UFLLM)

678 If they can build houses on stilts in Myrtle Beach, they can do the same along the Missouri River.

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 10:25 PM (I5SAg)


People living along major rivers never had to worry about flooding until Climate Emergency Durr Durr Durr.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2019 10:40 PM (Z4rgH)

679 > Um... 70% of the programmers I work with are Indian.
Indians, East Asians, and Jews don't count as minorities, because they "act white" by, for instance, studying hard and not committing crimes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 26, 2019 10:40 PM (JUUk1)

680 Down goes Tim Ryan.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 10:40 PM (PxX58)

681

The Frito Bandito is more Spanish than Beta

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 10:40 PM (Ev6gs)

682 Trump did the stopover in Anchorage again and once again got out to greet some troops. Nice.



Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2019 10:40 PM (QDnY+)

683 662 Still looking for a beater Browning Hi-Power if anyone has one.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 10:38 PM (yQpMk)

Aim Surplus had a batch of Belgian cop guns back in stock. $500 or so. At least they did last week. Got mine there last time. I'm refinishing it and adding a ring hammer as a project.

Posted by: Keith at June 26, 2019 10:40 PM (jdGlx)

684 Headlines Tomorrow...

"Republicans Pouncing Like Crazy"

Posted by: CJ at June 26, 2019 10:40 PM (9KqcB)

685 Al Queda. Taliban. ISIS.

Kill them all and let Allah sort them out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:41 PM (q1Pj5)

686 Tulsi just won the entire debate right there. She nailed it.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:41 PM (qN9G0)

687 ORANGE MAN!

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 10:41 PM (t3YBx)

688 Taliban was an innocent bystander. Right Tulsi? Jezuz.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:41 PM (FiUMj)

689
Tulsi is staggering. She wasn't expecting that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:41 PM (1QcaV)

690 Avocados

Posted by: pokie haunt us at June 26, 2019 10:41 PM (nzKWW)

691 Indians, East Asians, and Jews don't count as minorities, because they "act white" by, for instance, studying hard and not committing crimes.

Tell that to the former co-worker who was picked up by US Marshals for credit fraud and identity theft.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 26, 2019 10:41 PM (naEeR)

692 The Taliban gave Al Qaeda the safe space to practice.

Posted by: Veep writer at June 26, 2019 10:41 PM (uzb5e)

693 Inslee just said our biggest geopolitical threat is Trump.

Beto, Warren, Castro say climate change.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:41 PM (aXucN)

694 > You know what everybody hates? Brazil nuts.



I like them. A lot.

> There the chocolate covered cherry of the nut world.
I like those, too. Also genuine (i.e., black) licorice.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 26, 2019 10:41 PM (JUUk1)

695 Climate change!

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 10:41 PM (ed8K1)

696 680 Down goes Tim Ryan.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 10

Stay down Tim.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:42 PM (qN9G0)

697 This lightning round on greatest threat is unbelievable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:42 PM (niawK)

698 Booker: We don't "talk enough" about black, gay Americans.

Since they're about a quarter of a percent of the US population?

Of course, that's more people than transgenders.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2019 10:42 PM (I2/tG)

699 These people are incompetent.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 10:42 PM (ed8K1)

700 Russian bots!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:42 PM (q1Pj5)

701

SEALS are vile white males and should be killed!

Posted by: Tulsi's Clit Ring at June 26, 2019 10:42 PM (UFLLM)

702 Steve Kornacki @SteveKornacki
Doesn't seem inconceivable that Julian Castro will supplant Beto O'Rourke as the Texas candidate with buzz

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 26, 2019 10:42 PM (BqBId)

703 Ever wonder if they will just blow up everyone's apple cart (ala Biden) who is the front runner, so that Hillary can be begged to come back as the presumptive nominee because *snort* she is a uniter!

Me neither, I just found the image hilarious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 10:42 PM (jQ4fD)

704 Muh Russia!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 10:42 PM (LxTcq)

705 And he just retweeted that TIME cover or whatever gif that the idiots freaked out about recently! Again. It is simply impossible to imagine the presidency being this entertaining post-Trump.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2019 10:42 PM (QDnY+)

706 In case you're keeping score at home, the $93 trillion price tag of the Green New Deal is more than the combined Gross Domestic Product of every nation on Earth.
Posted by: Deep State


So you're saying there's a chance!

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 10:42 PM (tH5fk)

707
I like how Trump got the Dems/NTs all fired about him live tweeting, and then just tweeted "BORING."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2019 10:42 PM (5aX2M)

708 DeBlasio's teeth are awful. Dude, you're a gazilionaire, get some dental work.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:43 PM (FiUMj)

709 -ERUSSIANS (computer joke)

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 10:43 PM (t3YBx)

710 impeach! crimes! bring Trump to justice!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:43 PM (q1Pj5)

711 So follow:

Dem polls say they want a policy wonk/competent.

How many times has Warren used the word "data" tonight?

God, I hate campaign consultants.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 26, 2019 10:43 PM (RIoKb)

712 > Tell that to the former co-worker who was picked up by US Marshals for credit fraud and identity theft.
Should've said "thuggish street crime". All of the above will commit white-collar crimes if the payoff seems high enough. What you won't see is them robbing a gas station for $32 and a pack of Kools.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 26, 2019 10:43 PM (JUUk1)

713 Mueller had no evidence of criminal wrongdoing. Is Todd drunk, stupid, a liar, or all three?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:43 PM (niawK)

714 "I'd prosecute Trump, and I'll tell you why"

Moderator: "Tell us HOW"

"Sorry, my prepared answer is about why"

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 10:43 PM (ed8K1)

715 this guy's seriously got a nose that's made for butt probing

it's less a nose than a cartiliginous speculum

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:43 PM (PbpT7)

716 Beto's visited Washington at least.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 10:43 PM (LxTcq)

717 Today's Democrat Buzzword of the day is: Communities

Posted by: Democrat Buzzword of the Day at June 26, 2019 10:44 PM (tVQUs)

718 I'm beginning to think there are a lot more retards in Texas than some of you let on.

Hey now! El Paso is a loooonnnng way from East Texas, actually most of Texas.

I have heard an El Pasoian say they don't have a Texas accent, like that's some kind of brag.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at June 26, 2019 10:44 PM (z0nZv)

719 Doesn't seem inconceivable that Julian Castro will supplant Beto O'Rourke as the Texas candidate with buzz

Like with bees?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 26, 2019 10:44 PM (RIoKb)

720 Hang the wreckers and saboteurs damaging our wonderful socialist economy!

Posted by: The Democrats, Back In Power! at June 26, 2019 10:44 PM (I2/tG)

721 so the Queen of Conspiracies couldn't resist!

You can take the gal out of the fever swamps, but you can't take the fever swamps out of the gal!

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:44 PM (PbpT7)

722 So, from what I've been seeing (haven't actually been watching) the winner of tonight's debate is... Donald Trump?
Is that a fair assessment?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 26, 2019 10:44 PM (JUUk1)

723 Beto is retarded. Or Aspy. He ain't right.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:44 PM (qN9G0)

724 Beto is retarded. Or Aspy. He ain't right.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:44 PM (qN9G0)
+++++++++++++++
Tweaker.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:45 PM (niawK)

725 711
So follow:



Dem polls say they want a policy wonk/competent.



How many times has Warren used the word "data" tonight?



God, I hate campaign consultants.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 26, 2019 10:43 PM (RIoKb)

She's perfect for college-educated politically active people who consider themselves an elite: bland, fascistic, asexual, and deeply ashamed of herself. It's like looking in a mirror for them.

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 26, 2019 10:45 PM (1FhAQ)

726 Democrat Debate: New Assholes, Same Old Shit...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 26, 2019 10:45 PM (ABuva)

727 Dude. Chocolate-covered cherries are ambrosia. Brazil nuts, on the other hand, are the DeBlasio of the nut world.
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 26, 2019 10:35 PM (1FhAQ)
--------------

Chocolate covered cherries are great, as long as the don't actually put cherries in perfectly good chocolate.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 26, 2019 10:45 PM (WEBkv)

728 The Democrat iz rite in of say that Russia iz big threat.

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at June 26, 2019 10:45 PM (tVQUs)

729 Serious question: did Beto get high before the debate?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:45 PM (FiUMj)

730 Tweaker.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:45 PM (niawK)

--------

Cranked to the gills.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2019 10:45 PM (5aX2M)

731 Russian interference!

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:45 PM (aXucN)

732 726 Democrat Debate: New Assholes, Same Old Shit...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 26, 2019 10:45 PM (ABuva)


The open communism is sort of new. At least since 1940 or so.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 10:46 PM (ed8K1)

733 Just rechecked on the hipowers. It seems as if AIM is sold out again.

Posted by: Keith at June 26, 2019 10:46 PM (jdGlx)

734 707


I like how Trump got the Dems/NTs all fired about him live tweeting, and then just tweeted "BORING."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2019 10:42 PM (5aX2M)

Just put out a sign on the White House: Lair of the Troll Master.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 26, 2019 10:46 PM (0QYMt)

735 Russian interference!!!

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 26, 2019 10:46 PM (F7dXb)

736 Serious question: did Beto get high before the debate?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:45 PM (FiUMj)

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Bet on it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2019 10:46 PM (5aX2M)

737 turn RUSSIANS to 11tee

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 10:46 PM (t3YBx)

738 Potty break!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:46 PM (q1Pj5)

739 DeBlasio has the eyes of a dead tuna.

Posted by: Confucius say at June 26, 2019 10:46 PM (uzb5e)

740 I'd vote for Delaney over most of the 2016 jokers.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:46 PM (FiUMj)

741

>>>722 So, from what I've been seeing (haven't actually been watching) the winner of tonight's debate is... Donald Trump?
Is that a fair assessment?

si, es verdad.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:46 PM (PbpT7)

742

Has Squaw Liz started to sing Cherokee Nation yet?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 10:46 PM (Ev6gs)

743
I like how Trump got the Dems/NTs all fired about him live tweeting, and then just tweeted "BORING."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

======

I have to admit, I was looking forward to it. But really, it would have been a lot to keep up with.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:47 PM (1QcaV)

744 DeBlasio has the eyes of a dead tuna.

Nah, he just smells that way.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 26, 2019 10:47 PM (naEeR)

745 Trump just tweeted the Trump 2020 ---> 9999 gif again.

"Yes let's impeach Trump, and remove him from the office we will totally win."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 10:47 PM (LxTcq)

746 The policy-wonk, data-driven answer to our economic problems is Communism!

Posted by: The Democrats, Back In Power! at June 26, 2019 10:47 PM (I2/tG)

747 Ha, Trump just repeated his tweet with the animation of Trump victories every four years forever. Love his sense of humor.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 10:47 PM (ed8K1)

748 Where are they on sex dungeons?

Posted by: Hillary's Crowd at June 26, 2019 10:47 PM (Y274z)

749 20GOTO10

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at June 26, 2019 10:47 PM (tVQUs)

750 Has Squaw Liz started to sing Cherokee Nation yet?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 10:46 PM (Ev6gs)
--------

She's too busy scolding and raving like a wild-eyed lunatic.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:47 PM (aXucN)

751 DeBlasio needs to be upfront with his intersectional credentials -- he married a lesbian.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 10:48 PM (ed8K1)

752 Has Squaw Liz started to sing Cherokee Nation yet?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 10:46 PM (Ev6gs)
++++++++++++++++++++++
She's singing a Cher variant called "Half Half Half Half Half Half Half Half Half Half Half Half Half Half Breed"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:48 PM (niawK)

753 A couple of Russian bots on Twitter is interference.

Tens of thousands of illegals streaming in from the south is....?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 26, 2019 10:48 PM (RIoKb)

754 people i'm talking to are noticing that the moderators avoid asking Elizabeth "Chocktaw Warrior" Warren any of the more contentious questions.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:48 PM (PbpT7)

755 748
Where are they on sex dungeons?

Posted by: Hillary's Crowd at June 26, 2019 10:47 PM (Y274z)

Hopefully far, far away, unless it's Tulsi. With the boots. And little else. Damn it's hot in here.

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 26, 2019 10:48 PM (1FhAQ)

756 Tulsi is a worthy adversary unlike these other clown. She lands her punches, has discipline, and doesn't act crazy and/or high on drugs.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:49 PM (qN9G0)

757 he married a lesbian.

Ahem. A black lesbian!

Posted by: Wilhelm at June 26, 2019 10:49 PM (I2/tG)

758 She's singing a Cher variant called "Half Half Half Half Half Half Half Half Half Half Half Half Half Half Breed"

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LOL

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2019 10:49 PM (5aX2M)

759 DeBlasio needs to be upfront with his intersectional credentials -- he married a lesbian.
Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 10:48 PM (ed8K1)



So that explains the sideburns.

Posted by: Confucius say at June 26, 2019 10:49 PM (uzb5e)

760 756 Tulsi is a worthy adversary unlike these other clown. She lands her punches, has discipline, and doesn't act crazy and/or high on drugs.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:49 PM (qN9G0)


So...not a Democrat?

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 10:49 PM (ed8K1)

761 Closing statements. Cue the platitudes.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:50 PM (aXucN)

762 Hey now, "Russian interference!!! eleventy!!!" is a bipartisan idiocy. Graham, Tillis [beaming from his TRUMP endorsement], others - oh, they're very, very concerned with this absolutely trivial, idiotic "issue".


so please not to be mocking the idiot Dems on this



Wonder if Tillis or Graham have even heard of Wayne County, or understand voting procedures and integrity, even in the most general sense?



Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2019 10:50 PM (QDnY+)

763 Since inter-sectionalism is all of the rage, Mx. Candidate; what intersection was the first to intersect with the others?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 26, 2019 10:50 PM (0QYMt)

764 112


So... nothing is gonna be illegal? Nothing?

You know, quite a few people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them... or so I've heard...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (UFLLM)
**********
Guns...guns will be illegal, even for police.

Posted by: Hillary's Crowd at June 26, 2019 10:50 PM (Y274z)

765 751 DeBlasio needs to be upfront with his intersectional credentials -- he married a lesbian.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 10:48 PM (ed8K1)


So, which of the 479 gender descriptions applies to him? Or do we need to define a 480th one?

Posted by: Gref at June 26, 2019 10:50 PM (AMIL/)

766 Allahpundit couldn't help himself - he posted some story where Warren was the only real person in this debate - one could imagine his breasts swelling as he typed "Warren"...

Posted by: Boswell at June 26, 2019 10:50 PM (32YRo)

767 Tulsi is a worthy adversary unlike these other clown. She lands her punches, has discipline, and doesn't act crazy and/or high on drugs.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:49 PM (qN9G0)



Yup. She's been my dark horse for a while. I don't think that she'll get the nomination, but she may position herself to win over moderate dems and some progressives and gain influence in the party leadership.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 26, 2019 10:51 PM (SgjGX)

768 there's no way I can do this tomorrow night.

Well, I can, for about a half hour.

this is dreadful.

I don't mean to demean the legacy of slavery, but this debate captured me from mother Africa and put me in CHAINS.

I'm now owed 40 acres and a mule.

400 years of oppression -- and COUNTING!!!!

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:51 PM (PbpT7)

769 I like this guy Delaney. Seriously. Why he's a Democrat? Big mystery.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:51 PM (FiUMj)

770

Has Squaw Liz popped open a can of fire water?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 10:51 PM (Ev6gs)

771 Did anybody fart?

SBD?

Posted by: torabora at June 26, 2019 10:51 PM (Y274z)

772 Did anybody fart?

SBD?

Posted by: torabora at June 26, 2019 10:51 PM (Y274z)

773 That face screams asshole.

Posted by: DXO at June 26, 2019 10:51 PM (nzKWW)

774
Closing statements. Bracing for Spanish.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:51 PM (1QcaV)

775 763
Since inter-sectionalism is all of the rage, Mx. Candidate; what intersection was the first to intersect with the others?


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made
Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 26, 2019 10:50 PM (0QYMt)

And was it just rape or rape-rape when they did?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 26, 2019 10:52 PM (0QYMt)

776 Beto: Chinga tu madre. Burrito.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 10:52 PM (ed8K1)

777 Delaney and Ohio man will be the first to go, for not pandering to the lunatics.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 10:52 PM (LxTcq)

778 698 Tell Booker to get his own mailing list...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 26, 2019 10:52 PM (ABuva)

779 I'm not voting for a guy who can't say a word without having some kind of mouth seizure.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 10:52 PM (PxX58)

780 769
I like this guy Delaney. Seriously. Why he's a Democrat? Big mystery.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 10:51 PM (FiUMj)

It's difficult to go very far in Maryland if you aren't. Hogan is a big exception and he's a squish.

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 26, 2019 10:52 PM (1FhAQ)

781

Beta should have his dentist and barber up there with him. I mean why not do the teeth cleaning and haircut in front of the audience. And for the next debate a colonoscopy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 10:52 PM (Ev6gs)

782 Steve Kornacki @SteveKornacki
Doesn't seem inconceivable that Julian Castro will supplant Beto O'Rourke as the Texas candidate with buzz
*******
Yeah her Love for Assad will just bring them over

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 26, 2019 10:52 PM (BqBId)

783 Has Squaw Liz popped open a can of fire water?

Posted by: TheQuietMan

A few cans in she'd be my kind of squaw...drunk.

Posted by: Boswell at June 26, 2019 10:53 PM (32YRo)

784 These people are really boring.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 10:53 PM (ed8K1)

785 Now is the end come upon thee, and I will send mine anger upon thee, and will judge thee according to thy ways, and will recompense upon thee all thine abominations.

And mine eye shall not spare thee, neither will I have pity: but I will recompense thy ways upon thee, and thine abominations shall be in the midst of thee: and ye shall know that I am the LORD.

Posted by: MAGA at June 26, 2019 10:53 PM (I5LRE)

786 I denounce this comment and I will be reporting whoever said it to Google and Facebook and Pinterest:

644 609 596 african american trans being lynched.... yep
Posted by: cmotvrwc at June 26, 2019 10:33 PM (BEMJs)
Cory knows that they're hung. IFKWIMAITYD.


I don't care. I don't use any of those.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:53 PM (Cd7oE)

787 Prediction Tulsi tells us she was a vet.

Posted by: Confucius say at June 26, 2019 10:53 PM (uzb5e)

788 ellos estan cansado.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:54 PM (PbpT7)

789 You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope: "someday, my son will grow to be a man". Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds. NERDS!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 10:54 PM (LxTcq)

790 Allahpundit couldn't help himself - he posted some story where Warren was the only real person in this debate - one could imagine his breasts swelling as he typed "Warren"...

Posted by: Boswell at June 26, 2019 10:50 PM (32YRo)


You now owe me one gallon of mind bleach.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2019 10:54 PM (Z4rgH)

791 soy cansado, tambien

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:54 PM (PbpT7)

792 How does Tulsi look in a grass skirt and 2 coconut halves?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:54 PM (q1Pj5)

793 Dios Mio.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:55 PM (PbpT7)

794 ace, test-driving the spanish instead of the francais?



Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2019 10:55 PM (QDnY+)

795 Okay ace, Castro is habloing espanol again.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:55 PM (aXucN)

796 Prediction Tulsi tells us she was a vet.


Large animals or pets?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 10:55 PM (yQpMk)

797 "The very fact that I can say that tonight shows that I spent $150 on Rosetta Stone and got through Unit 1. Or, as they say in Espanol, Unito Uno."

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:55 PM (PbpT7)

798 The progress we have made in this country toward making it Mexico. Awesome.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 10:55 PM (ed8K1)

799 Lindsey Graham Tweeted-

Mr President, I respectfully disagree.
To associate this crowd with Boring is an unfair attack on Boring people.

BORING would be a step up! #DemocraticDebate

Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2019 10:55 PM (RBOtF)

800 Just ask yourself - how many black transgenders are there in the United States, anyway?

We could probably list them by name.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2019 10:55 PM (I2/tG)

801
so please not to be mocking the idiot Dems on this


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Don't worry I equally mock them he Repubs on this.

Posted by: MAGA at June 26, 2019 10:55 PM (I5LRE)

802 Castro person looks like he come from Chung King province.

Posted by: Confucius say at June 26, 2019 10:56 PM (uzb5e)

803 "You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope: "someday, my son will grow to be a man".

Man, that Hope Solo story never gets old, does it?

Posted by: Boswell at June 26, 2019 10:56 PM (32YRo)

804 There's evidence that asteroids 270 million miles or so out there are loaded with precious metals.

We could claim one and spend the money on single payer health plans.

Posted by: Hillary's Crowd at June 26, 2019 10:56 PM (Y274z)

805
Ryan says of conservatives, "They divided the working class."

And pregnant transpersons, Aleuto-Hispanics, Black amputees, and Lesbians who identify as ponies agree!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 10:56 PM (1QcaV)

806 Just ask yourself - how many black transgenders are there in the United States, anyway?

We could probably list them by name.


Cory knows all of them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 10:56 PM (yQpMk)

807 When I run for president I will speak Klingon better than Shakespeare.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 10:56 PM (LxTcq)

808 >>>794 ace, test-driving the spanish instead of the francais?


si, hablo espanol muy bueno. Soy un candidato por la presidencia de los estatos unidos.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:56 PM (PbpT7)

809 "I'm going to govern for you. And if my staff gets out of line, I'm going to throw some lamps."

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 10:57 PM (ed8K1)

810 After fixing Newark I have moved on

Posted by: The bookster at June 26, 2019 10:57 PM (nzKWW)

811 Dems are idiots for not backing Tulsi. I have no idea how Trump could land haymakers on her.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:57 PM (qN9G0)

812 >>>We could probably list them by name.


okay, I'll start: Sh'dynasty.

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at June 26, 2019 10:57 PM (PbpT7)

813 ace, that program is fine, I'm sure, but a few week session in some nice place in Espana [or maybe Argentina, but not BA] is still a recommendation

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2019 10:57 PM (QDnY+)

814 I can speak Spanish, think of all the progress required to make spanish a language.

Posted by: Julian Castrato at June 26, 2019 10:57 PM (tVQUs)

815 I have heard an El Pasoian say they don't have a Texas accent, like that's some kind of brag.
Posted by: jazzuscounty at June 26, 2019 10:44 PM (z0nZv)

My grandparents lived in El Paso for 40 years until they passed away. Neither of them had a Texas drawl. My Grandma still had her Queens accent and Grandpa still had a trace of Wisconsin.

A lot of people went to El Paso because they were stationed at Ft Bliss. God knows, it is beautiful country, but I would not move there for the climate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 10:57 PM (jQ4fD)

816 Beto couldn't beat Donald J. Trump if he had an artillery piece and Trump had a nerf bat.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 10:58 PM (ed8K1)

817 >>>794 ace, test-driving the spanish instead of the francais?





si, hablo espanol muy bueno. Soy un candidato por la presidencia de los estatos unidos.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:56 PM (PbpT7)

It's easier to just order off the Tex-Mex lunch menu by number.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:58 PM (q1Pj5)

818 I listened and I took action, against my staffers!

Posted by: Amy Klobberer at June 26, 2019 10:58 PM (tVQUs)

819 I hope Graham remembers where his balls are as we move toward the future.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:58 PM (niawK)

820 Cory Booker's street cred is fierce and proud.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 10:58 PM (LxTcq)

821 >>> ace, that program is fine, I'm sure, but a few week session in some nice place in Espana [or maybe Argentina, but not BA] is still a recommendation

oh I woudn't use rosetta stone again. I didn't like it for french at all.

I just watch videos with cute spanish chicks.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:58 PM (PbpT7)

822 Trump should spend the next year mastering Espanol... surprise the fuck ought of everyone by whipping out his hew skill at the debates.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 26, 2019 10:58 PM (GtG/j)

823 Every time Beto speaks I'm reminded of one of those inspirational speeches in Animal House.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 10:58 PM (aXucN)

824 "You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope: "someday, my son will grow to be a man".

But, sadly, your father was destined to be brutally disappointed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:58 PM (Cd7oE)

825

For his closing statement Beta said:

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 10:58 PM (Ev6gs)

826 Really hope Beto's campaign slogan will be "Soy Beto."

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 10:58 PM (ed8K1)

827 estatos unidos.
Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:56 PM (PbpT7)

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estados

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2019 10:59 PM (5aX2M)

828 I was born a poor red child.

Posted by: pokie haunt us at June 26, 2019 10:59 PM (nzKWW)

829 I moved into *checks notes* Inner City Newark!

Posted by: Corey Booker at June 26, 2019 10:59 PM (tVQUs)

830 I want to try that speed Booker is on. Just once for a rampage day.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 10:59 PM (qN9G0)

831 "I have three older brothers, who all joined the military."

"All of whom are desperately embarrassed by me."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 10:59 PM (Cd7oE)

832 Spanish Olives. The extent of my Spanish.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 10:59 PM (q1Pj5)

833 Really hope Beto's campaign slogan will be "Soy Beto."
Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 10:58 PM (ed8K1)
+++++++++++++=
I am sure it will be. Or it will be something in his "native Spanish."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 10:59 PM (niawK)

834 si, hablo espanol muy bueno. Soy un candidato por la presidencia de los estatos unidos.

Posted by: ace

"I'm so mucho confused" - Beto

Posted by: Boswell at June 26, 2019 10:59 PM (32YRo)

835 "My family only had some maize and a couple cases of firewater."

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 10:59 PM (ed8K1)

836 > I'm not voting for a guy who can't say a word without having some kind of mouth seizure.
Hey, my boyfriends love that. I mean girlfriends! Girlfriends! Like my totally hot girlfriend who you wouldn't know because she goes to a different school.

Posted by: Corey "Flamboyant Heterosexual" Booker at June 26, 2019 10:59 PM (JUUk1)

837 I have a dream too. Warren go back to teaching.

Posted by: Confucius say at June 26, 2019 10:59 PM (uzb5e)

838 >>>estados


Ha lo entendabo el dos modos.

Posted by: Spanish Shaun Spencer at June 26, 2019 10:59 PM (PbpT7)

839 estatos unidos.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 10:56 PM (PbpT7)



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estados

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2019 10:59 PM (5aX2M)

Tostitos!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 11:00 PM (q1Pj5)

840 Thank God that's over.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 26, 2019 11:00 PM (NtglE)

841
There's evidence that asteroids 270 million miles or so out there are loaded with precious metals.

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Fun fact: geologists estimate we're only about a thousand years away from mining asteroids. And when we do, we'll literally have everything we need.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 11:00 PM (1QcaV)

842 A lot of people went to El Paso because they were stationed at Ft Bliss. God knows, it is beautiful country, but I would not move there for the climate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 10:57 PM (jQ4fD)


I was stationed at Bliss and like El Paso. It's a fairly quiet city, cheap to live there, and close to a lot of bigger places.

My understanding is that you get a lot of Germans and Koreans, or used to, because the ADA folks would deploy to either place and then come back with a wife.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 26, 2019 11:00 PM (SgjGX)

843 We need to try something new, for all of us!

Posted by: Beta O'Rourke at June 26, 2019 11:00 PM (tVQUs)

844 96 Prediction Tulsi tells us she was a vet.


Large animals or pets?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 10:55 PM (yQpMk)
************

*cough*

Posted by: Hillary at June 26, 2019 11:00 PM (Y274z)

845 Trump should spend the next year mastering Espanol... surprise the fuck ought of everyone by whipping out his hew skill at the debates.
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 26, 2019 10:58 PM (GtG/j)


Arabic would be epic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 11:00 PM (Cd7oE)

846 ace, las chicas, the *real* reason to study, um, "abroad" [heh]



Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2019 11:00 PM (QDnY+)

847 *WAR-WHOOP*

Posted by: Liz Warren at June 26, 2019 11:01 PM (tVQUs)

848 I have to say I'm disappointed. I fully expected a straight-up, full-on food fight.

Maybe tomorrow night ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 11:01 PM (Cd7oE)

849 > I just watch videos with cute spanish chicks.

That "French In Action" series that used to be on back in the 90s had an uber-hot blonde. Mireille, I think her name was.


Posted by: Corey at June 26, 2019 11:01 PM (JUUk1)

850 The only Spanish you need to know:
"Hola, chica! Fiesta! Fiesta!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 11:01 PM (niawK)

851 ace is learning Spanish from watching Mexican weatherchicas.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 11:01 PM (aXucN)

852 >>Thank God that's over.

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 11:01 PM (PxX58)

853 I can't wait for tomorrow's antics!

See you then Horde.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 26, 2019 11:02 PM (tVQUs)

854 Another good way to learn Spanish is to watch Mexican weather girls.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 11:02 PM (q1Pj5)

855 *cough*

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 11:02 PM (aXucN)

856 Trump should spend the next year mastering Espanol... surprise the fuck ought of everyone by whipping out his hew skill at the debates.
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 26, 2019 10:58 PM (GtG/j)

Arabic would be epic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 11:00 PM (Cd7oE)


Esperanto.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 26, 2019 11:02 PM (SgjGX)

857 >>>That "French In Action" series that used to be on back in the 90s had an uber-hot blonde. Mireille, I think her name was.

she was staggering. My dad saw me watching that and asked "Are you trying to learn french or just looking at her nipples?"

i mean, POW POW.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 11:02 PM (PbpT7)

858 If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 11:01 PM (PxX5

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If I did, I could pay Trump.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at June 26, 2019 11:02 PM (5aX2M)

859 Thank God that's over.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 26, 2019 11:00 PM (NtglE)

That's what she said!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 11:03 PM (q1Pj5)

860 Even Zod has called out the bald guy.

https://youtu.be/UKDFop0aqYQ?t=72

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 11:03 PM (LxTcq)

861 I can speak Spanish, think of all the progress required to make spanish a language.
Posted by: Julian Castrato at June 26, 2019 10:57 PM (tVQUs)['/i]

I'm studying Spanish now, one SoCal overpass at a time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 11:03 PM (Cd7oE)

862 "We used Rule 3O3, sir. We caught them, and we shot them, under Rule 3O3!!"


Posted by: random classic movie line generator at June 26, 2019 11:03 PM (QDnY+)

863 Jeez. Did Chuck Todd snub Tulsi? It looked like he did. Man the MSM hates her.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 11:04 PM (qN9G0)

864 Every time Beto speaks I'm reminded of one of those inspirational speeches in Animal House.

Posted by: bluebell

"This could be our best night ever, but you're going to make it the worst! Ohh, ooh, I 'm afraid to go with you, Beto!

Posted by: Boswell at June 26, 2019 11:04 PM (32YRo)

865 Really hope Beto's campaign slogan will be "Soy Beto."

"Master Beto."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2019 11:04 PM (I2/tG)

866 Trump should speak fluent Russian. 4d chess.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 11:04 PM (LxTcq)

867 Biden won this.

Posted by: Confucius say at June 26, 2019 11:04 PM (uzb5e)

868 857 she was staggering. My dad saw me watching that and asked "Are you trying to learn french or just looking at her nipples?"

i mean, POW POW.
Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 11:02 PM (PbpT7)


I could swear you linked that, back some years ago.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 11:04 PM (ed8K1)

869 >>>I could swear you linked that, back some years ago.


j'ai le fait, in effet. I did.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 11:05 PM (PbpT7)

870 she was so damn hot. and also cute. A delightful combination for my penis.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 11:05 PM (PbpT7)

871 Biden won this.
Posted by: Confucius say at June 26, 2019 11:04 PM (uzb5e)

Until tomorrow night when he and Bernie go Morty Seinfeld and Frank Costanza on one another.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 26, 2019 11:07 PM (RIoKb)

872 It's not *exactly* a furrin' language and all, but I could watch that blonde babe on the Epoch Times TV newz read the Espionage Act and be content. Not that I'd learn much, already know the law. And not any language progress - actually already speak pretty good 'straiyin thanks to past exposure.


But, ya know. Of course if she modeled various outfits during the reading it would help move things along.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2019 11:07 PM (QDnY+)

873 Corey Booker got the most speaking time.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 11:07 PM (LxTcq)

874 Biden won this.

Posted by: Confucius

Trump, actually

Posted by: Boswell at June 26, 2019 11:07 PM (32YRo)

875 A lady I knew in college was addicted to a Spanish late night soap opera. I'd watch it with her. It was oddly entrancing (or she was.)

Storylines: An american who is married to the Spanish Family's eldest son (who has a twin brother who is a priest) gets pregnant after having sex with the priest during a crisis of faith. Most memorable lines:
'My Brother?!?- the PRIEST?!' (when lead guy found out his wife might be pregnant by his brother.)

Also 'Por-kay!?!' which was a common exlamation by the evil, scheming matriarch of the family.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 11:10 PM (jQ4fD)

876 also good: Gyselle Soares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBRZtg-45K8

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 11:11 PM (PbpT7)

877 876 also good: Gyselle Soares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBRZtg-45K8
Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 11:11 PM (PbpT7)


Wow. It's like that challenge was designed so that only the hottest possible posture would get her through.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 11:18 PM (ed8K1)

878 also good: Gyselle Soares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBRZtg-45K8
Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 11:11 PM (PbpT7)
++++++++++++
Buxom and leggy. Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 11:19 PM (niawK)

879 The winner tonight... Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at June 26, 2019 11:38 PM (O2RFr)

880 ace is learning Spanish from watching Mexican weatherchicas.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 11:01 PM (aXucN)


he will learn more watching Desnudando la Noticias

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2019 11:58 PM (hSQmw)

881 "my sources say HE DOES NOT SPEAK SPANISH.'

Ah, ...but does he speak Mexican though. Que?!

Posted by: Speller at June 27, 2019 02:50 AM (pSotA)

882 32 Hey look, it's a pander of Democrats!
Posted by: exdem13 at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (W+kMI)

heh

Posted by: m at June 27, 2019 05:42 AM (uXX7B)

883 Sitting here in the cold light of the morning after, I salute you brave souls who actually watched and listened to this bash-fest debate. I can't even stand to listen to news excerpts on the telly or read summaries without wanting to scream.

The fact that roughly 50% of the voting public will reflexively vote for whichever of these politicians wins just shows that, as a nation, we are well and truly toast. We have failed to keep the republic, Mr. Franklin.

Posted by: George V at June 27, 2019 08:17 AM (ORvjE)

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