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The First Ten of the Twenty (or More) Democrats Debate, Now

I think it's on MSNBC. Queen of Conspiracies Rachel Maddow and disgraced fabulist and liar Brian Williams will be just part of NBC's/MSNBC's team of quality moderators.

As I mentioned, I don't know if I can watch this sh!tshow that long. I'll try to hang with you guys for a half hour or so, but after that, I think I'll be doing something more interesting.

Like just staring at fence outside a used car lot and putting on muh cryfaces. It still costs $20,000 for a 2015 Honda Accord?! WTF, dude?!! It doesn't even have self-parking!!!

I wonder if Rachel Maddow will ask the Democrats about Russia's plan to cripple our power grid in the middle of winter.

Remember, when Alex Jones posits such things he gets deplatformed, but Rachel Maddow gets promoted, because she's an unattractive lesbian!

Some of the candidates: Noted Cherokee Elizabeth Warren, The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker, communist layabout Bill DeBlasio, the resplendently Hispanic Francis Aloysius MacManus Connaugh O'Rourke.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:55 PM




Comments

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1 Let the Woke-off begin!

Posted by: buzzion at June 26, 2019 08:56 PM (WaxcS)

2 First

Posted by: Eli Cash at June 26, 2019 08:56 PM (67sg6)

3 Damn

Posted by: Eli Cash at June 26, 2019 08:56 PM (67sg6)

4 Shit show, no watchee.

Fuck all of them to hell.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 26, 2019 08:56 PM (Z+IKu)

5 How many of them will cry on camera tonight? Over / under at least 7.

Posted by: Eli Cash at June 26, 2019 08:56 PM (67sg6)

6 This will probably be my only chance to get a comment in for the rest of the night. So here goes, fuck all of these guys. Eloquent, right?

Posted by: BigZesty at June 26, 2019 08:57 PM (k5BOh)

7 The woker the broker!

Posted by: Eli Cash at June 26, 2019 08:57 PM (67sg6)

8 Burn...burn, stupid children...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 08:57 PM (xJa6I)

9 Not watching debate

Posted by: Artisanal ette at June 26, 2019 08:57 PM (vEIlU)

10 Honestly, what troubles me the most about this clown show is I can remember not too long ago when dyed in the wool democrats would have been appalled by any one of these guys being even in the running.

But times change.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 26, 2019 08:58 PM (Y4EXg)

11 The stupid ... it burns!!!!

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 08:58 PM (t3YBx)

12 Let the idiocy begin!

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 08:58 PM (haWye)

13 6 This will probably be my only chance to get a comment in for the rest of the night. So here goes, fuck all of these guys. Eloquent, right?
Posted by: BigZesty at June 26, 2019 08:57 PM (k5BOh)

Get's the job done

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 08:58 PM (xJa6I)

14 Really though, these people all suck and have no right or merit to even seek the office.

Posted by: Eli Cash at June 26, 2019 08:58 PM (67sg6)

15 Is Trump love-tweeting?

Posted by: Eli Cash at June 26, 2019 08:59 PM (67sg6)

16 Tonypete

There needs to be a big sign: This way to the Egress.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2019 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

17 My wife has totally vetoed watching this nest of liars. Which is why I love her so. (Well, one reason.)

But I am curious whether it will be Spartacus or Kameltoe who first hits Butty-gig for his indifference to the plight of black Americans, and his running a systemically racist city government.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2019 08:59 PM (VaN/j)

18
Race to the bottom? Mayor Pete wins!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2019 08:59 PM (Wx/+I)

19 AtC for President, AtC for President

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2019 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

20 I think the Dems are going to stage a 16-month Wellstone Funeral and have no idea what that's going to mean.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:00 PM (oVJmc)

21 This needs to be an Ace Twitch stream...

With AlexTheChick providing the swears.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 09:00 PM (xJa6I)

22 It will take 45 minutes to get through the open statements of each candidate. Let that sink in.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 09:00 PM (qN9G0)

23 As I mentioned, I don't know if I can watch this sh!tshow that long. I'll try to hang with you guys for a half hour or so, but after that, I think I'll be doing something more interesting.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:55 PM

Hanging out with us isn't interesting?

*pouts*

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2019 09:00 PM (HPcNT)

24
Hanging here, not watching. Best of both worlds.

AtC for Prezzie!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 26, 2019 09:00 PM (UFLLM)

25
Wake me when it's over.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2019 09:01 PM (Wx/+I)

26 This lineup sucks!!

----

Oh really, who specifically?

Posted by: Buttigig at June 26, 2019 09:01 PM (Y4EXg)

27 in before a Horde member shoots their television...

i hope.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 26, 2019 09:01 PM (wlx0a)

28 Now that I've created a pretext to assemble you all here, I'd like to talk to you about my Fasting Cult.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:01 PM (PbpT7)

29 Don't DO it, Ace!!
It may spoil yer appetite.

Posted by: Heirloominati at June 26, 2019 09:01 PM (hgEPl)

30 I don't get MSNBC so will have to not watch. I will pray however, that a massive sinkhole opens up and swallows the field.

Posted by: freaked at June 26, 2019 09:01 PM (UdKB7)

31 So many retards to choose from. It's a smorgasbord of socialist stupid.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:01 PM (oVJmc)

32 Hadrian the Seventh

Mayor Pete's the Presidential Candidate that is an expert at Bottoms.

Not Cory Booker --he's a fierce heterosexual.

And did you get that job, or have I squandered some ascending prayers?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2019 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

33 Commie traitors.

Posted by: Ha at June 26, 2019 09:02 PM (MAstk)

34 31 So many retards to choose from. It's a smorgasbord of socialist stupid.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:01 PM (oVJmc)

Well said

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 09:02 PM (xJa6I)

35
Vodka-Monster is the drink of choice tonight.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 26, 2019 09:02 PM (UFLLM)

36 I will pray however, that a massive sinkhole opens up and swallows the field.
Posted by: freaked

----

Quoting Mayor Petey I see.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 26, 2019 09:02 PM (Y4EXg)

37 Migrant children!

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:02 PM (88xKn)

38 Woke Off.

Lol. Nice one Buzz

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2019 09:02 PM (pUDQf)

39 This is going to be such a shit show.

I love this.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 09:02 PM (PxX58)

40 It's not really a cult, it's just a brainwashing organization with a charismatic central figure that depends upon weakening the will with frequent malnourishment.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:02 PM (PbpT7)

41 >> "I think I'll be doing something more interesting.

Like just staring at the fence outside a used car lot and putting on muh
cryfaces. Ii still costs $20,000 for a 2015 Honda Accord?"--Ace


Someone had better restrain Ace from visiting the lot on the day they roll out the first Flying Car models.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 26, 2019 09:03 PM (fm7fr)

42 Dem debate?

Or pull out nose hairs with pliers?


Tough call.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:03 PM (LL1Be)

43 It's apparently on NBC.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:03 PM (oVJmc)

44 Wake me when it's over.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2019 09:01 PM (Wx/+I)
=---
wakey wakey, hands off snakie...

you can sleep when you're dead.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 26, 2019 09:03 PM (wlx0a)

45

Wank Off for Peace!

Posted by: Masturbatin Lance at June 26, 2019 09:03 PM (UFLLM)

46 Fauxcahontas projecting heap big anger and authenticity.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:03 PM (PbpT7)

47 Let the Pander Off begin!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:03 PM (Cd7oE)

48 Climate change is bearing down on us?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 09:04 PM (PxX58)

49 Fauxcahontas gets first Question about all her giveaways. No question about how to pay for it, of course.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:04 PM (haWye)

50 Private prisons??

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:04 PM (88xKn)

51 Like just staring at fence outside a used car lot and putting on muh cryfaces.

====

Play peek-a-boo with the used car salesman like AOC.

Posted by: Tami at June 26, 2019 09:04 PM (cF8AT)

52 I hate Trump more than anyone else on this stage.

I'll bet someone says that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2019 09:04 PM (pUDQf)

53 Now that I've created a pretext to assemble you all here, I'd like to talk to you about my Fasting Cult.
Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:01 PM (PbpT7)
***************
Hahahahaha...... Nice one, ace!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2019 09:04 PM (RBOtF)

54 Crazy mother in law leadoff

Posted by: Redenzo at June 26, 2019 09:04 PM (14qvS)

55 I don't get twitter either. Isn't PDT supposed to have some comments about tonight's action?

Posted by: freaked at June 26, 2019 09:04 PM (UdKB7)

56 Is Trump live-tweeting?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:04 PM (Cd7oE)

57 Structural change = socialism.

Hard pass.

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:04 PM (t3YBx)

58


I am More Woke than Thou!

(Harvard educated too)

Posted by: Masturbatin Rosie at June 26, 2019 09:04 PM (UFLLM)

59 Somebody today said Fauxcahontas was going to call for decriminalizing border jumping.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:05 PM (oVJmc)

60 i'm terribly sorry ace if I realized you were supposed to be brainwashing me into dieting I would have skipped the muffin this morning, I apologise for your failing me.

Posted by: willow at June 26, 2019 09:05 PM (r/xAU)

61 not watching. have to reprimer the jeep. i watched abc sunday night news. i have reached my shitshow quota for the week. fucking liars who lie.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 26, 2019 09:05 PM (KP5rU)

62 Trump gloats, Democrats die.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:05 PM (haWye)

63 Now that I've created a pretext to assemble you all here, I'd like to talk to you about my Fasting Cult.

*snorf*

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:05 PM (LL1Be)

64 >>>55 I don't get twitter either. Isn't PDT supposed to have some comments about tonight's action?


it sucks, he's traveling, he's stopped in Alaska en route to Japan. I don't know how much tweeting he'll be doing.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:05 PM (PbpT7)

65 Now that I've created a pretext to assemble you all here, I'd like to talk to you about my Fasting Cult.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:01 PM (PbpT7)
---
i can't hear you over the cowbell!!!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 26, 2019 09:05 PM (wlx0a)

66 Ace, it's on NBC too.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:05 PM (aXucN)

67 31 So many retards to choose from. It's a smorgasbord of socialist stupid.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:01 PM (oVJmc)
________

Isn't it rayciss for them to keep on pointing to NORDIC countries as the model for socialism? I mean, what about countries of color?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2019 09:05 PM (VaN/j)

68 Warren: 71 percent of Americans don't know what's good for them, economically.

Posted by: Gref at June 26, 2019 09:05 PM (AMIL/)

69 Leave it to the Democrats to assemble a lineup worse than the Mets.

And Brody Van Wagenen is no daisy.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 26, 2019 09:05 PM (EwGMS)

70 Hey Ace I got the book Easy Way to Stop Smoking. Dilemna..do I read it now or wait until the convention I'm going to July 12 is over? I know I will be so very tempted to smoke then so maybe better to wait. I dunno.. what do ya'll think?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 26, 2019 09:05 PM (dUJdY)

71 >>>60 i'm terribly sorry ace if I realized you were supposed to be brainwashing me into dieting I would have skipped the muffin this morning, I apologise for your failing me.

you can only eat when the Cult approves of eating. All else is treachery.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:05 PM (PbpT7)

72 28 Now that I've created a pretext to assemble you all here, I'd like to talk to you about my Fasting Cult.
Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:01 PM (PbpT7)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2019 09:06 PM (HPcNT)

73 40 It's not really a cult, it's just a brainwashing organization with a charismatic central figure that depends upon weakening the will with frequent malnourishment.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:02 PM (PbpT7


I knew it!!

I knew it!!

I'm not shaving my head though. Is there sex slaves in this cult?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2019 09:06 PM (pUDQf)

74


http://ustvgo.tv/msnbc-live-streaming-free/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2019 09:06 PM (aKsyK)

75 Say, who made Prairie Crab Dip?

Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs" Warren at June 26, 2019 09:06 PM (uL22A)

76 Lunatics, start you engines!

Posted by: The Cashew at June 26, 2019 09:06 PM (EgshT)

77
Now that I've created a pretext to assemble you all here, I'd like to talk to you about my Fasting Cult.



Hey, this stuff doesn't taste like Kool-Aid, it tastes sorta like...Metamucil.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 26, 2019 09:06 PM (HaL55)

78 48 Climate change is bearing down on us?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 09:04 PM (PxX5


The wheels are closing in, and the walls are coming off!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:06 PM (Cd7oE)

79

First question - How much do you hate Trump?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 09:06 PM (mlDpI)

80 I'll hang around here, but I'm not watching the actual debate.

Posted by: rickl at June 26, 2019 09:06 PM (sdi6R)

81 Beta speaking Spanglish!

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:06 PM (aXucN)

82 To save time and win points with Midwesterners, the debates could just be hosted by an auctioneer to see who will give away the most "free" shit.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 26, 2019 09:06 PM (fz/cD)

83 >>>Hey Ace I got the book Easy Way to Stop Smoking. Dilemna..do I read it now or wait until the convention I'm going to July 12 is over? I know I will be so very tempted to smoke then so maybe better to wait. I dunno.. what do ya'll think?

Not sure. I think there's a good chance you can just quit in a week.

There's never a "good time" to quit smoking.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:06 PM (PbpT7)

84 Now this asshole fake wetback is speaking what passes for Spanish.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:06 PM (Cd7oE)

85 Espanol....!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: DXO at June 26, 2019 09:06 PM (nzKWW)

86 ...your...what a loser I am

Posted by: The Cashew at June 26, 2019 09:06 PM (EgshT)

87 Major pander points to Bob for the Spanish language translation.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 09:06 PM (PxX58)

88 Beto hispandering early.

Posted by: Stacy at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (ufJfM)

89 omg, this stupid prolapsed-ass sissy is speaking 7th grade spanish.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (PbpT7)

90 80 I'll hang around here, but I'm not watching the actual debate.
Posted by: rickl at June 26, 2019 09:06 PM (sdi6R)

Same, I'm a gonna bribe Ace to do it for me.

Ace...money incoming!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (xJa6I)

91 I wonder if The Last of the Wokehicans, Dances with Wokes.....err, I mean Wolves, Elizabeth Warren is gonna shine here? She seems pretty fucking pretentious and boring up to this point.

Posted by: Han Yolo at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (k5hWy)

92 Nah, I think I'll spend the time gazing at Salma Hayek's magnificent "announcements". A better use of my time.

Posted by: Jackal at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (MffEX)

93 I don't need to get a brand on my junk to join this cult, do I?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (oVJmc)

94 Skateboard guy is talking gibberish again.

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (88xKn)

95 Cory Booker is eyeing up Betoff.

Watch yourself, Betoff. Don't believe that bullshit about his having a girlfriend.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (Cd7oE)

96 The economy does not work and then Beto says shit in Spanish. Pander to the Spanish speakers.

F him and his BS.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (haWye)

97 Beta Commie can lie in two languages.

Posted by: Vato at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (wXw18)

98 you can only eat when the Cult approves of eating. All else is treachery.
Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:05 PM (PbpT7)
--------

Hey, I can join! I didn't have dinner tonight because no one else was here and I wasn't about to cook for myself.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (aXucN)

99 Corey is looking at Beto as if he is hungry.

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (t3YBx)

100 #immatreachorousbitch, weeps.

Posted by: willow at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (r/xAU)

101 Is Beto the gay Spanish one? I can't keep them straight.


Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (pUDQf)

102 Fauxcahontas gets first Question about all her giveaways. No question about how to pay for it, of course.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:04 PM (haWye)


Getum wampum from rich pale faces

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (mlDpI)

103 Serious question, as a cult member-in-training for GAINZZZZ...
How much time do you take to actually eat between fasts?!

Posted by: Heirloominati at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (hgEPl)

104 I had forgotten Booker had thrown his negligee into the ring.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 09:08 PM (jQ4fD)

105 Rosetta Stone is really paying off!

Posted by: MasterBeto at June 26, 2019 09:08 PM (EgshT)

106 All of them: This economy HAS to work for everyone.


Me: OK, name me one thing run in this country that works for EVERYONE, other than the military.

Posted by: Gref at June 26, 2019 09:08 PM (AMIL/)

107 Mr. bluebell just said "Beto is done. With that, he is done."

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:08 PM (aXucN)

108 She seems pretty fucking pretentious and boring up to this point.


That's her wheelhouse.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:08 PM (oVJmc)

109 Booker ... deer in the headlights look ...

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:08 PM (t3YBx)

110 actually all times are "good times" to quit smoking but no one thinks of it that way. People define a "good time" as being a time free of both difficulty -- no stress, lighter work -- and a time free of temptation -- something fun, holidays, vacation.

Basically people define the "good time" to quit smoking as "never."

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:08 PM (PbpT7)

111 Corporate consolidation?

You mean like Google? Apple? Facebook? Twitter?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:08 PM (Cd7oE)

112 70 Hey Ace I got the book Easy Way to Stop Smoking. Dilemna..do I read it now or wait until the convention I'm going to July 12 is over? I know I will be so very tempted to smoke then so maybe better to wait. I dunno.. what do ya'll think?
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 26, 2019 09:05 PM (dUJdY)

I'm almost halfway through but I don't have anything major coming up. The 12th is only a couple of weeks away.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2019 09:08 PM (HPcNT)

113 bluebell! I think we are allowed wine?

or no?

Posted by: willow at June 26, 2019 09:08 PM (r/xAU)

114 This fucker is speaking Spanish. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 26, 2019 09:08 PM (hjaPQ)

115 Now that I've created a pretext to assemble you all here, I'd like to talk to you about my Fasting Cult.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:01 PM (PbpT7)
-----------

You don't want to sell us any Amway

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 26, 2019 09:08 PM (flINI)

116 Beta speaking Spanglish!



Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:06 PM (aXucN)


It probably sounds like Basil Fawlty talking to Manuel

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 09:08 PM (mlDpI)

117 Uh oh. Now Betoff is giving Cory the cow eyes.

Is love in the air?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:08 PM (Cd7oE)

118 Fauxcahontas gets first Question about all her giveaways. No question about how to pay for it, of course.


She give many beads.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:09 PM (oVJmc)

119 Living wage screwed by monopolistic controls from the ad sector. We need to tax everybody.

Posted by: Vato at June 26, 2019 09:09 PM (wXw18)

120 O'Rourke is making me very angry right now.

This is America. Speak English.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 26, 2019 09:09 PM (NtglE)

121 I made my trademark meat + noodles + Pasta sauce.

Cheap, easy, tasty.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 09:09 PM (xJa6I)

122 92 Nah, I think I'll spend the time gazing at Salma Hayek's magnificent "announcements". A better use of my time.
Posted by: Jackal at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (MffEX)
________

There's a fine pic of her on my sidebar, in a purple dress.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2019 09:09 PM (VaN/j)

123 Fierce Cory lives in a black and brown neighborhood!! Halliburton is evil.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:09 PM (haWye)

124 Is Trump love-tweeting?

Just checked his feed. "Sorry, I'm on Air Force One. Off to save the free world!"

He lists some options, though.

Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2019 09:09 PM (NpvYf)

125 117 Uh oh. Now Betoff is giving Cory the cow eyes.

Is love in the air?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:08 PM (Cd7oE)

=====

Cue the funky bass line.

Posted by: Jackal at June 26, 2019 09:09 PM (MffEX)

126 Yeah sure. All those paragons of socialism NORDIC countries who had so much money left over to invest in social causes because we pay for their defense either with our treasure blood sweat and tears and/or by our mere presence in NATO.

Posted by: Floridachick at June 26, 2019 09:09 PM (olKjn)

127 Mark! go to the corner you scoundrel!

Posted by: willow at June 26, 2019 09:09 PM (r/xAU)

128
Hey Wine Moms, I'm gay too! Wanna see me suck a dick?

Posted by: Beatoff ORilley at June 26, 2019 09:09 PM (UFLLM)

129 Rachel Dolezal is blacker than Corey Booker. So is Talcum X.

Posted by: annem at June 26, 2019 09:09 PM (Fm81C)

130 >>>GAINZZZZ...
How much time do you take to actually eat between fasts?!

If you mean between long fasts, I don't have a schedule, I just do it whenever. usually whenever my diet has gone to shit and i've regained weight I lost.

I'm planning on doing a long one in August again. My goal is to either maintain at 163 or lose some more weight, then do another long fast to hit the last 10-15 pounds.

so far I'm holding steady at between 162 and 164.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:09 PM (PbpT7)

131 This is gonna be GREAT!!!!

Posted by: Otter at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (tH5fk)

132 I'm in 100% in the fasting cult if we are going to have T shirts. If you don't have T shirt you're nothing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (8lGpb)

133 So far what I've gotten from them is that they don't like "rich people."

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (aXucN)

134 Would you like to make a donation to the Church of Religious Consciousness?
-ace

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (jQ4fD)

135 Booker has a goofy clown smile.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (ed8K1)

136 Halliburton? LOL What year is it?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (tnlb4)

137 92 Nah, I think I'll spend the time gazing at Salma Hayek's magnificent "announcements". A better use of my time.
Posted by: Jackal at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (MffEX)
The ones that announce her presence 30 seconds before she enters the room?

Posted by: Rico, Juan Rico Rico's Roughnecks at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (MwFQu)

138 Warren looks old.

Posted by: Vato at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (wXw18)

139 Sean Hannity is basically sentient bagpipes.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (LL1Be)

140 Good lord. I've had three beers and I thought it was me when Beto started appropriating the Spanish communication method for pandering.

Posted by: Joanne at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (A07hL)

141 did the fake spanisg guy eat his steaming pile of fresh shit yet? or did his poor wife gobble it up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

142 A televised dumpster fire.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (DuZls)

143 A guy with crazy eyes like Cory will never be POTUS.

Posted by: Gref at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (AMIL/)

144 I want to hear the hot woman to talk, then I'm out.

Posted by: Redenzo at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (14qvS)

145 Did they leave extra space on each side of O'Rourke's podium so the person next to him doesn't get hit in the face with flailing arms?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (xPl2J)

146

Fast company till the day I die.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (aKsyK)

147 Warren is whiter than mayonnaise on white bread in a snowstorm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (Cd7oE)

148 No sane person is going to vote for annoying grandma.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (PxX58)

149 Now that I've created a pretext to assemble you all here, I'd like to talk to you about my Fasting Cult.

Posted by: ace

Fasting?

Cannibal Bob - paging Mr. R.U. Cannibal Bob...please pick up the courtesy white phone

Posted by: Boswell at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (32YRo)

150 Is there sex slaves in this cult?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2019 09:06 PM


Yes. However, due to demand, they are being rationed, and assigned.

Checking the roster, prepared by the associates of the ONT, you have been assigned ... Yoko.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (uL22A)

151 137 92 Nah, I think I'll spend the time gazing at Salma Hayek's magnificent "announcements". A better use of my time.
Posted by: Jackal at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (MffEX)
The ones that announce her presence 30 seconds before she enters the room?
Posted by: Rico, Juan Rico Rico's Roughnecks at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (MwFQu)

=====

Yup. Those.

Posted by: Jackal at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (MffEX)

152 I am looking at the corruption in the system. Right now.

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM (t3YBx)

153 Ace, my main man...163 is low enough.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM (tH5fk)

154 I'm almost halfway through but I don't have anything major coming up. The 12th is only a couple of weeks away.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2019 09:08 PM (HPcNT)


I gotta say I'm very curious. Says right on the front, DON'T STOP SMOKING UNTIL YOU'VE READ THIS BOOK.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM (dUJdY)

155 look , the cultishness is only our collective betting on how long it takes ace to fit into my girl jeans.

Posted by: willow at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM (r/xAU)

156 Have they mentioned Two Scoops yet?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM (8lGpb)

157 Watch out for the spittle.

Posted by: Vato at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM (wXw18)

158 121 I made my trademark meat + noodles + Pasta sauce.

Cheap, easy, tasty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 09:09 PM (xJa6I)

You made spaghetti? Watch out, Emeril!

Bam! (that was emeril, right?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM (jQ4fD)

159 just stared intermittent fasting. moslty24 hours then dinner.
sometimes 16/8
my goal is fast, low cal , low carb if i can stick to it

Posted by: Avi at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM (kSq2k)

160 Halliburton? LOL What year is it?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (tnlb4)
---
The 1990s called, they want to warn us about Halliburton.

Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM (DuZls)

161 Lieawatha speaks courage.

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM (88xKn)

162 Yes I'm telling Ace how much to weigh.

Sue me.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM (tH5fk)

163 I see a lot of blowjob lips on the stage but none of them are on women's faces

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM (PbpT7)

164 I just looked up courage in my dictionary and there was Pocohantus.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM (ed8K1)

165 It probably sounds like Basil Fawlty talking to Manuel
Posted by: TheQuietMan

----

Que?

Posted by: Manuel at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM (Y4EXg)

166 I am sorry, I got better things to do......like iron my socks.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM (PD4UQ)

167 Playdough on a spork thinks he's running for president of Belize

Posted by: Han Yolo at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM (k5hWy)

168 Chicks need reparation.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM (8lGpb)

169 This is pretty much a truth-free zone.

How many times are the Dems going to go to the well that women are paid less for the same work?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (Cd7oE)

170 Not going to catch Castro speaking any foreign lingo.

Posted by: Vato at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (wXw18)

171 Is it me, or does Castro look like a supervillain in a suit?

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (t3YBx)

172 Just don't quit smoking the same day you give up eating paste.
Trust me on this one.

Posted by: Joe the Bidden at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (2Mvcu)

173 Starve the beast, including Fox. Watch Alex Jones or some other kickass channel. The heckling is considerably more entertaining than the debate itself.

Posted by: trev006 at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (V7fbc)

174 >>>A guy with crazy eyes like Cory will never be POTUS.



They're crazy... with DESIRE.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (bkUtD)

175 Is it 1977 again? The ERA rules!!!

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (haWye)

176 Warren 2020: So Proud to Live, So Proud to Die

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (oVJmc)

177 THE WOMYNS!!!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (FiUMj)

178 aoc is weird, she's so thin yet still looks puffy.

Posted by: willow at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (r/xAU)

179 Francis Aloysius MacManus Connaugh O'Rourke

I am part Mexican, part Spanish, and part Irish, and I find this name to be absolutely hilarious. Left out Xavier, though. No respectable Irish family would have named a kid Francis without immediately following it with Xavier. I think it's a rule. Aloysius is a nice fillip, however.

Posted by: HTL at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (SCT6T)

180 The ERA returns! Can't wait to be allowed into chick bathrooms.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (ed8K1)

181 139 Sean Hannity is basically sentient bagpipes.
Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (LL1Be)

*ponders*

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (jQ4fD)

182 Are they still trying to run against Dick Cheney?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (xPl2J)

183 I'm in 100% in the fasting cult if we are going to have T shirts. If you don't have T shirt you're nothing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Missionaries hardest hit.

Posted by: Boswell at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (32YRo)

184 I'm watching the American men soccer match against panama...yes that is way more interesting at this point.

Posted by: IC at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (fiC74)

185 148 No sane person is going to vote for annoying grandma.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (PxX5

Angry grandma with crazy eyes.....

Posted by: firehorse at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (HApII)

186 Courage to use the a phony Native American ancestry to get into Harvard.

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (I5SAg)

187 >>>153 Ace, my main man...163 is low enough.

how am I gonna be an IG Influencer without abs?

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (PbpT7)

188 More tulsi!!!!!....less volume

Posted by: DXO at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (nzKWW)

189 I'm getting the impression that corporations are not much liked by this crowd.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (Cd7oE)

190 Beto speaks Spanglish very well. He learned it from a book.

But isn't it racist to speak a colonialist language? Why not Nahuatl?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (VaN/j)

191 144 I want to hear the hot woman to talk, then I'm out.

Posted by: Redenzo at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (14qvS)

You could go now then.

Posted by: Tami at June 26, 2019 09:13 PM (cF8AT)

192 *walks through the crowd with an armful of books and yells...*


Programs here! Getchur progressive programs here. Can't tell the Socialists from the Communists without chur program!

Programs! Programs here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 26, 2019 09:13 PM (HaL55)

193 Equal pay? I worked in engineering. Folks at the same level were paid about the same.

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:13 PM (I5SAg)

194 163 I see a lot of blowjob lips on the stage but none of them are on women's faces
Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM (PbpT7)

Damn man, I spit beer.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 26, 2019 09:13 PM (tnlb4)

195 Did Carlos Slim buy NBC and its subsidiaries?

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 26, 2019 09:13 PM (fm7fr)

196 Here come the saur kraut.

Posted by: Vato at June 26, 2019 09:13 PM (wXw18)

197 But you guys are tempting me to tune in to see Booker and beto fall in love..

Posted by: IC at June 26, 2019 09:13 PM (fiC74)

198 Income inequality? Such rubbish.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:13 PM (Cd7oE)

199 De BOLESHEVICK!!!

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:13 PM (t3YBx)

200

I really gotta say, this race needs some of Sandy's big titties and stupid pronunciations. It would be so much better with that idiot running around getting in trouble.

She does it now, but the moron Dems would have to really deal with her, on stage, in front of people.

One chick to watch out for is that Synema. She is building a non-Dem record, and she's a hot bisexual sexual beast. She seems smart too.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:13 PM (z8c2c)

201 127 Mark! go to the corner you scoundrel!
Posted by: willow at June 26, 2019 09:09 PM (r/xAU)

Did I paste the whole thread again???

Damn it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 09:13 PM (xJa6I)

202 so far I'm holding steady at between 162 and 164.

Awesome holding steady.
Not ready to give up steak, but more salads plus Summer helps push the trend line in the right direction.

Really it is just training for pie season!

Posted by: Heirloominati at June 26, 2019 09:14 PM (hgEPl)

203 ERA? So they're talking beisbol?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:14 PM (FiUMj)

204 I see a lot of blowjob lips on the stage but none of them are on women's faces


Yowza! I think I died and went to Hell!

Posted by: Shemp! at June 26, 2019 09:14 PM (EgshT)

205 197 But you guys are tempting me to tune in to see Booker and beto fall in love..
Posted by: IC at June 26, 2019 09:13 PM (fiC74)


One of them is going to be under the lectern of the other before this is over.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:14 PM (Cd7oE)

206 I was going to watch this for the laughs, but I can't take 2 hours of talking point lies just for an occasional laugh.

Posted by: Gref at June 26, 2019 09:14 PM (AMIL/)

207 173 Starve the beast, including Fox. Watch Alex Jones or some other kickass channel. The heckling is considerably more entertaining than the debate itself.
Posted by: trev006 at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (V7fbc)

====

I'm sure he has something particularly sadistic planned for the Young Turks come convention time.

Posted by: Jackal at June 26, 2019 09:14 PM (MffEX)

208 This competition for Douche of The Day between Beto and DeBlasio is tough.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:14 PM (ed8K1)

209 161 Lieawatha speaks courage.

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM (88xKn)

Truth to courage to power. Fascist power. Camps...sorry just thinking out load.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:14 PM (8lGpb)

210 how am I gonna be an IG Influencer without abs?
Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (PbpT7)

Strictly speaking, you do have abs- they are just hidden.

*rimshot*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 09:14 PM (jQ4fD)

211 They said Trump.


DRINK!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 26, 2019 09:14 PM (DuVsc)

212 PDT is currently shaking hands with the troops in Anchorage.

What a contrast with the Flaming Clown Boner Narcissicko-thon.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:14 PM (LL1Be)

213 Things I would rather do then watch the debate.

1- Light myself on fire, feet first
2- have fire ants eats my balls. Slowly.
3- Read a David French Article.

Ok maybe not #3

Posted by: Marcus T at June 26, 2019 09:14 PM (VkWRL)

214 >> More tulsi!!!!!....less volume

And more Wesson oil with Tulsi. I'd pay money to watch a Wesson wrasslin' match between Tulsi and Krysten/Kyrsten/Kirsten/Whatever Sinema.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 26, 2019 09:14 PM (NMAzL)

215 not gonna lie, I'm not gonna make 30 minutes. this is terrible.

I don't want to demean the Holocaust, but what I'm experiencing right now is worse than the suffering of all victims of the Holocaust, combined.

Oh, and like AOC, I wasn't really referencing the Holocaust when I said that. That was you Nazis putting that word into my post.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:14 PM (PbpT7)

216 Is it 1977 again?"

Disco Lives!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 26, 2019 09:14 PM (eSAWM)

217 Spanish, the language of racial oppression.

Posted by: Vato at June 26, 2019 09:14 PM (wXw18)

218 Put money back in the hands of working people .... didn't PDT do this?

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:14 PM (t3YBx)

219 @EricTrump 13 minutes ago

I'm already bored

Posted by: Tami at June 26, 2019 09:14 PM (cF8AT)

220 Watching Donnie Two Scoops in AK with the troops. That black SS officer is serious as fuck. Golden Scalp Weasel has great protection!

Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (geJF8)

221 Who is this Delaney? Was he just some guy wandering past that they dragooned in?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (Cd7oE)

222 Would you like to make a donation to the Church of Religious Consciousness?
-ace
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (jQ4fD)
---
Biff!
Sock!
Chop!
Pow!
Bam!

Posted by: Robert Stack at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (DuZls)

223 "Investing in communities" is doubletalk for spending on programs.

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (I5SAg)

224 So much pandering, so little lube for the taxpayers.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (haWye)

225 Listening to these guys you'd think people are starving in the streets and there's a world war going on.

Posted by: hepcat at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (5b+Sr)

226

Warren does a good Ruth Buzzi 1968 imitation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (aKsyK)

227 This is like junior high speech club.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (PxX58)

228 Are they still trying to run against Dick Cheney?
Posted by: Mark1971


Dude...they're still running against Joe McCarthy and Richard Nixon.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (tH5fk)

229 133 So far what I've gotten from them is that they don't like "rich people."

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:10 PM (aXucN)


And by "rich people" they mean "anybody who didn't make their money in politics".

Posted by: rickl at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (sdi6R)

230 Delaney? LOL. Is this guy for real? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (FiUMj)

231 189 I'm getting the impression that corporations are not much liked by this crowd.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (Cd7oE)

Unless they are google and twitter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (jQ4fD)

232
I'd be a better candidate than these tards!

*shits in ficus*

Posted by: Random DNC Hobo at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (UFLLM)

233 So far only DeBlasio has spoken to the base...

"I will rob them. I will take from your neighbor, and give his shit to you. Make sure to get out and vote, early and often."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (5aX2M)

234 ???Not ready to give up steak

who gives up steak? it's one of the best LCHF foods you can eat.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (PbpT7)

235 Obama grifter.

Posted by: Vato at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (wXw18)

236 then do another long fast to hit the last 10-15 pounds.

You're going for 150? I hope you're a tiny distance runner.

Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (CE5C/)

237 Is Blotto drunk? Has he injured anybody from behind the wheel?

Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (kLDv+)

238 Who is this person?

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (88xKn)

239 219 @EricTrump 13 minutes ago

I'm already bored
Posted by: Tami at June 26, 2019 09:14 PM (cF8AT)

LOL, does he lurk here?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (xJa6I)

240 Next question: "Should the Panama Canal be returned to the Panamanians?"

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (xPl2J)

241 I can't do the Dem debates - that's just too much concentrated stupidity for me to be able to handle. I'll trust reports from youall as to what happened.

Posted by: tom servo at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (V2Yro)

242 I see a lot of blowjob lips on the stage but none of them are on women's faces

Posted by: ace

Blowjob lips? Shep tender dates, thank you very much

Posted by: Boswell at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (32YRo)

243 Deblasio ...

Bezos ...

Deblasio ...

Bezos ...


hmmm...

hairpiece ... Bezos .. Deblasio...


Oh sweet mother of god.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (LxTcq)

244 Shorter Debate: Steal everyone's money and give it to people who vote for us.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (FiUMj)

245 He supports SEIU? Fuck him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (Cd7oE)

246 173 Starve the beast, including Fox. Watch Alex Jones or some other kickass channel. The heckling is considerably more entertaining than the debate itself.
Posted by: trev006 at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (V7fbc)
**************
Fox showing Trump meeting servicemen in AK and Jay Sekulow talking about investigation.
Nunes on now.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (RBOtF)

247
Would you like to make a donation to the Church of Religious Consciousness?
-ace


Is that a line from Airplane!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (aKsyK)

248 And by "rich people" they mean "anybody who didn't make their money in politics".

Posted by: rickl at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (sdi6R)


You nailed that one!

Posted by: Gref at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (AMIL/)

249 make country competitive ... raise minimum wage ...

pick one.

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (t3YBx)

250 None of these people can disagree with each other on any fundamental issues. It's all gonna be who puts on the best stickers and glitter.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (oVJmc)

251 Cory Booker is eyeing up Betoff.



Watch yourself, Betoff. Don't believe that bullshit about his having a girlfriend.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:07 PM (Cd7oE)


Beto dreaming of Cory fucking his wife, as Cory dreams of getting it from dreamy Beto. A love triangle worth of Shakespeare.

Posted by: mugiwara at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (kVT3g)

252 What's wrong with Inslee's mouth?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (PxX58)

253 $15 that's the answer

Posted by: DXO at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (nzKWW)

254 Love how the crazy douchebags have a baggage of traditional libs on the stage. That won't last.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (ed8K1)

255 McDonalds sux too!

Clean energy yippee!!!

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (haWye)

256 Warren does a good Ruth Buzzi 1968 imitation.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (aKsyK)


She's got Buzzi's old spinster character voice

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (mlDpI)

257 Wind turbines cause jobs. Who knew?

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (ed8K1)

258 Srsly, did somebody put LSD in the water supply there?

Windmills cause jobs?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (Cd7oE)

259 "The problem is not that there is not enough money, it's that it's in the wrong hands."

de Blabbio

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:17 PM (aXucN)

260 slinging hash at mcdonald's? i thought they just dropped them in the deep fryer

Posted by: Anachronda at June 26, 2019 09:17 PM (NLtEd)

261

*Bides Time*
*Polishes Clit Ring*

Posted by: K. SinEnema at June 26, 2019 09:17 PM (UFLLM)

262 "Put people to work!"

Unemployment is at a record low.

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:17 PM (I5SAg)

263 Fuck SEIU

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 09:17 PM (LxTcq)

264 Didn't President Chocolate Jesus sign the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act as one of his first (the first?) bills?
So are they saying it did not do anything?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 09:17 PM (q1Pj5)

265 Starve the beast, including Fox. Watch Alex Jones or some other kickass channel. The heckling is considerably more entertaining than the debate itself.
Posted by: trev006 at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (V7fbc)
---
Indeed, somebody needs to do a MST3K treatment on Dem debates. Maybe Crowder could do it.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:17 PM (DuZls)

266 And tonight is the night that o'hannity does not talk over his guests....

Did you know that o'bama administration dick danced over civil rights the whole time he was in office but nobody thought to investigate that because RUSSIA,

BUT, if Team Trump did, it would have cut Mueller's legs clean off and technically had nothing to do with the election.

Thanks Jeff.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 26, 2019 09:17 PM (1g7ch)

267 Maybe you guys will get lucky and Tulsi will have a wardrobe malfunction.

Posted by: IC at June 26, 2019 09:17 PM (fiC74)

268 252 What's wrong with Inslee's mouth?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (PxX5

High end Washington weed.

As if you didn't know...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 09:17 PM (xJa6I)

269 Obama gave GM the bailout.

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:17 PM (I5SAg)

270 Windmills cause jobs?


They have a study from the Tom Steyer Windmill Council that proves it!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:17 PM (oVJmc)

271 Break up big corporations when they don't serve our democracy? The balls on a NYC mayor to say any of that, when Amazon or Goldman can order him publically castrated.

De Blasio is a pure monster and must be brought to heel.

Posted by: trev006 at June 26, 2019 09:17 PM (V7fbc)

272 Is that a line from Airplane!"

Nah. No movie memes at this here smaht military blog.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (eSAWM)

273 Where the black women at?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (4ZE6o)

274 ''PDT is currently shaking hands with the troops in Anchorage.''

Much more enjoyable than watching this clown show. Hope he does do some tweeting during the "front runners'' debate though.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (jm1YL)

275 fucking rich people.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (8lGpb)

276 Have any of them gone to the can for a hour or so like Hillary?

If not, why not?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (Z+IKu)

277 Bottom 60%?

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (88xKn)

278 "Investing in communities" is doubletalk for spending on programs.
Posted by: JAS



Which is singletalk for graft.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (tH5fk)

279 Will you write a check right now for 500,000 dollars and donate that to charity?

Uh, I'll have to check into that. We will see.


Will you give away everyone else's tax dollars to anyone and everyone who will vote for you?

Absolutely!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (pUDQf)

280 Hey guys, Learn to code!

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (I5SAg)

281 Industrial policy? Great idea. Has never worked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (Cd7oE)

282 my grammy missed her meds again and wandered into a theater and started talking about colors and technology

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (PbpT7)

283 So anyone bring up trumps torture of innocent refugees at the border yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (O2RFr)

284 Is that a line from Airplane!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (aKsyK)

Surely you can't be serious?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (jQ4fD)

285

Bluebell, the eye is all better we heard! Yeah!

Don't shank me!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (UFLLM)

286 we should dominate manufacturing of things folks don't want!

Posted by: Anachronda at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (NLtEd)

287 They are actually going against Trump on economic terms.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (LxTcq)

288 So Warren hates Mexicans?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:19 PM (FiUMj)

289 265 Starve the beast, including Fox. Watch Alex Jones or some other kickass channel. The heckling is considerably more entertaining than the debate itself.
Posted by: trev006 at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM (V7fbc)
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Indeed, somebody needs to do a MST3K treatment on Dem debates. Maybe Crowder could do it.
Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:17 PM (DuZls)

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He's planning something like that tomorrow night.

Posted by: Jackal at June 26, 2019 09:19 PM (MffEX)

290 Windmills cause jobs?"

They go round and round

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 26, 2019 09:19 PM (eSAWM)

291 261

*Bides Time*
*Polishes Clit Ring*
Posted by: K. SinEnema at June 26, 2019 09:17 PM (UFLLM)

It's a safe bet she has one.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 09:19 PM (qN9G0)

292 In all fairness Trump had to face off against 16? losers to emerge victorious.

Posted by: torabora at June 26, 2019 09:19 PM (Y274z)

293 Green products? She's on drugs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:19 PM (Cd7oE)

294 I need a beer.

Posted by: Pocahantas at June 26, 2019 09:19 PM (nzKWW)

295 OMG! Corporations make profit!

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:19 PM (88xKn)

296 Liz likes green energy.

She also likes Ritalin.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:19 PM (haWye)

297 Green beer

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:19 PM (t3YBx)

298 286 we should dominate manufacturing of things folks don't want!


They will be mandated to want them!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:19 PM (oVJmc)

299 if we build green products, they will come!

Posted by: Anachronda at June 26, 2019 09:19 PM (NLtEd)

300 Buy green algae for cars! Algae! And well avocados.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:19 PM (8lGpb)

301 Wind turbines cause jobs. Who knew?
Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (ed8K1)
*************
and they kill birds. Where the hell is PETA?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (RBOtF)

302 I think the tyrants at Gulag Fakebook Tweeter and Reddit are going to have to ban many many more conservative voices to get one of these pathetic and hopeless losers elected.

Posted by: Floridachick at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (olKjn)

303 284 Is that a line from Airplane!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (aKsyK)

Surely you can't be serious?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (jQ4fD)

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Yes, I'm serious. And don't call me Surely.

Posted by: Jackal at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (MffEX)

304 A bold approach ... kinda like eating with a comb.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (Cd7oE)

305 Bluebell, the eye is all better we heard! Yeah!

Don't shank me!
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (UFLLM)
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Yes! Thanks to everyone here for their prayers.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (aXucN)

306 Ya for Green Teeth!

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (nHDf0)

307 If you like your plan, GFY

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (ed8K1)

308 178 aoc is weird, she's so thin yet still looks puffy.
Posted by: willow at June 26, 2019 09:12 PM

Multiple layers of Spanx

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (fz/cD)

309 amy klobuchar looks like she has a snizz that's more forested than interior Brazil

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (PbpT7)

310 fucking rich people"

As long as they look good, sure.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (eSAWM)

311 Trump!

Drink!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (PxX58)

312 ''OMG! Corporations make profit!''

No, no, no. It can't be true.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (jm1YL)

313 Warren does a good Ruth Buzzi 1968 imitation.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (aKsyK)


Fk Bertram, just spilled beer all over myself.

Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (geJF8)

314 Is that a line from Airplane!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (aKsyK)

Surely you can't be serious?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (jQ4fD
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Chump don't want help, Chump don't get no help.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (DuZls)

315 I pick "none of the above" for $1000 Alex ...

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (t3YBx)

316 Wind turbines cause jobs. Who knew?

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (ed8K1)


Bloomberg "news" had a story today about wind turbines killing bats. BUT there is a new technology to stop the bats from getting chopped up by them. Sure they do



Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (mlDpI)

317 Pharmaceuticals amount to 10% of all healthcare spending.

But they get 99% of the shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (Cd7oE)

318 Is anyone down with whirled peas yet?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (uL22A)

319 286 we should dominate manufacturing of things folks don't want!





They will be mandated to want them!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:19 PM (oVJmc)

I'm ready to declare it is a tax!

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (q1Pj5)

320 290 Windmills cause jobs?"

They go round and round
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 26, 2019 09:19 PM (eSAWM)

I thought it was 'Merry go round and round, merry go round and round'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 09:21 PM (xJa6I)

321 Klobuchar's botox is a hot mess.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:21 PM (aXucN)

322 287 They are actually going against Trump on economic terms.


Tomorrow Trump will tweet that the Dems want them to lose their new jobs, their higher pay, and to have fewer black people employed.

They're writing his campaign for him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:21 PM (oVJmc)

323 Trump!

Drink!
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 09:20 PM (PxX5
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You're going to make me pee.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:21 PM (DuZls)

324 Beer in every garage! And beer nuts!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:21 PM (8lGpb)

325 The Trump 16 were head and shoulders above any of these stooges.

Posted by: Floridachick at June 26, 2019 09:21 PM (olKjn)

326


Kolbochuar eyebrow is trying to escape her mind.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:21 PM (z8c2c)

327 They don't own Amy? Hell, she doesn't even own a fork.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:21 PM (Cd7oE)

328 "do something"

LOL

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:21 PM (FiUMj)

329 ugh, an attempt at folkiness and the Joe Lunchbox common touch that is lost on the blue-haired landwhales and soysucking manladies in the audience.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:21 PM (PbpT7)

330 Medicare for All - DRINK!

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:21 PM (LL1Be)

331
And did you get that job, or have I squandered some ascending prayers?

Posted by: NaCly Dog


Alas, got a call this afternoon to tell me I was turned down.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2019 09:21 PM (Wx/+I)

332 Remember, no matter how bad any of them sound or look, whoever is the nominee will get almost 70 million votes in 2020.

No matter who it is. Because Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 26, 2019 09:21 PM (4ZE6o)

333 161 Lieawatha speaks courage.

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:11 PM

Now she's talking my language!

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 26, 2019 09:21 PM (fz/cD)

334
In honor of Ruth Buzzi, here's one of many clips of her Gladys character with the dirty old man, played by Arte Johnson.

The character's name was Tyrone F. Horneigh.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 26, 2019 09:21 PM (NMAzL)

335 The squaw has been thoroughly prepped.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:21 PM (ed8K1)

336 Why is Warren getting every third question?

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (I5SAg)

337 wish i would have saved some of those percodans. i will say it's funnier than the new saturday night live.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (KP5rU)

338


Here is warren lying her ass off.

What a weird Olive Oyl zombie she is.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (z8c2c)

339 I thought Obamacare fixed all this.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (FiUMj)

340
So Warren hates Mexicans?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:19 PM (FiUMj)






Well, she's just keeping faith with her ancestors. Geronimo killed a LOT more Mexicans than Americans.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (WJy0R)

341
Bottom 60%?

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (88xKn)


Mayor Buttplug: Bottom? I'm your man!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (mlDpI)

342 Warren tells us "How!"

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (nHDf0)

343 Crap, all I have is water nearby. This drinking game is gonna be a pissing match soon ...

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (t3YBx)

344 if we build green products, they will come!

Posted by: Anachronda at June 26, 2019 09:19 PM (NLtEd)
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I'm-I'm almost there...

Posted by: The Green Party at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (DuZls)

345 Yes! Thanks to everyone here for their prayers.
Posted by: bluebell



Holy shit that's awesome, Bluebell.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (tH5fk)

346 Medicare for all! Healthcare is a right!

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (haWye)

347 Alas, got a call this afternoon to tell me I was turned down.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2019 09:21 PM (Wx/+I)
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Bummer. I'm sorry, but keep going. Do a novena to St. Joseph. I'll do it with you.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (aXucN)

348 Elizabeth Warren is less a candidate than a Funco pop figure

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (PbpT7)

349 > "What's wrong with Inslee's mouth?"

It opens periodically and strange, menacing words tumble out of it.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (fm7fr)

350 234 ???Not ready to give up steak

who gives up steak? it's one of the best LCHF foods you can eat.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:15 PM (PbpT7)

Sweet!
Steak-a-day fasting for 20 days?!?
Count me all-in!
Heh

Posted by: Heirloominati at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (hgEPl)

351 Just let me know when one of the turds announces his 5 Year Plan.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (DrqHq)

352
Warren is Susan from the Parish Council.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (Wx/+I)

353 I'm winning this thing so far, no question about it.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (hjaPQ)

354
Klobuchar says "all foam and no beer."

More like "all comb and no cheer," amirite?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (5aX2M)

355 Sup? This is technically my Friday night, because someone, whose initials are Weasel, is headed to the farm in the morning for four days!

Posted by: Weasel at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (MVjcR)

356 Did they all enter in the same clown car?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (O2RFr)

357 Oh goody, here's Beto again.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (aXucN)

358 All I can say if any of these idiots become President, God help us.

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (88xKn)

359 I thought Obamacare fixed all this.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (FiUMj)
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I'm not sure how it applies..but--BIGOT!

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (DuZls)

360 Chump don't want help, Chump don't get no help."

Lay 'em down and smack 'em yack 'em

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (eSAWM)

361 She has access to her own body? I should hope so.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (Cd7oE)

362 someone coached these people that "Whoever moves their heads in the most spasmodic and epileptic manner wins, automatically."

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (PbpT7)

363 Corporations want to make profit! They are Satan!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (8lGpb)

364 OK, I'm a couple minutes in despite my better judgment. My IQ is already down 10 points and my systolic BP up 30 points.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (NWiLs)

365 Beedo is the cure for insomnia.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (LL1Be)

366 YouTube keeps dropping out on me. Fuckers

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (q1Pj5)

367
Semen for everyone! Jizz is a natural right!

Posted by: Dirty Frank at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (UFLLM)

368 Beto loves him some abortion.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (haWye)

369 WARREN 2020: I AM THE JOYLESS SCOLD YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (oVJmc)

370 I am losing faith. Why is it good to listen to dumb people who want to hurt me, again?

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (ed8K1)

371 All I can say if any of these idiots become President, God help us.

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (88xKn)
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That sounds like a contradiction in terms.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (DuZls)

372 Pregnancy is not an illness.

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:24 PM (I5SAg)

373 I have bone broth! Ready for the fast!

Posted by: Iris at June 26, 2019 09:24 PM (6lKe4)

374 CUT HIM

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:24 PM (LL1Be)

375


Beeto is gonna cure fucking diabeetus!!!!

He is so good!

He was a lead singer dammit!

He knows things!!! He can do things! Jails, healthcare! Women's decisions! Insuffficient!

HE WILL GIVE US EVERYTHING!!!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:24 PM (z8c2c)

376 343 Crap, all I have is water nearby. This drinking game is gonna be a pissing match soon ...
Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (t3YBx)

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I think this is their real plan, to give us all liver cancer, or barring that, water intoxication!

Posted by: Jackal at June 26, 2019 09:24 PM (MffEX)

377 i'm disappointed that beto isn't answering *all* his questions in spanish

Posted by: Anachronda at June 26, 2019 09:24 PM (NLtEd)

378 >>>Steak-a-day fasting for 20 days?!?
Count me all-in!
Heh

well, you certainly can, but people tend to get sick of the same thing day after day, even if it's really good.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:24 PM (PbpT7)

379 So unions keep their insurance, everyone else goes on govt run insurance.

Terrific!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:24 PM (FiUMj)

380 So if I understand the story so far...

Obama get the credit for this great economy that is tilted against the poor and the minorities.

Huh.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at June 26, 2019 09:24 PM (qSCcj)

381 Skateboard guy no speak Spanish this time around.

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:24 PM (88xKn)

382 Jane you ignorant slut!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:24 PM (8lGpb)

383
Did they all enter in the same clown car?

Posted by: It's me donna


LeMans start.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2019 09:24 PM (Wx/+I)

384
And here Tyrone F. Horneigh pulls the ol' "Hereafter" ploy on Gladys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGtR9t4_nS8

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 26, 2019 09:24 PM (NMAzL)

385 de Blasio has decided to end his campaign tonight. Thankfully.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 09:24 PM (PxX58)

386 >>>373 I have bone broth! Ready for the fast!


good start!

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:24 PM (PbpT7)

387 You're going to make me pee.
Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:21


Did you know you can make hundreds of rubles per hour doing exactly that from your hotel room?

Posted by: Russian Hookers at June 26, 2019 09:24 PM (uL22A)

388 CUT HIM


Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:24 PM (LL1Be)

Cut me, Mick! I can't see.

Posted by: Rocky at June 26, 2019 09:25 PM (q1Pj5)

389 Man, this Official Team Trump twitter page is lit. They responding to everything they hear in the debate.

https://tinyurl.com/yy56atw6

Posted by: Tami at June 26, 2019 09:25 PM (cF8AT)

390


Thanks God Kermit Debassio is there.

What's up with that voice? What's wrong with your voice?

Who the fuck are these weirdoes.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:25 PM (z8c2c)

391 378 well, you certainly can, but people tend to get sick of the same thing day after day, even if it's really good.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:24 PM (PbpT7)


Not a married man, eh?

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:25 PM (ed8K1)

392 Fight about private insurance and Medicare for all! The gloves are off and the Moderators have lost control. Uh oh.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:25 PM (haWye)

393 "Keeps whats working, fix whats broken" ... so you gonna do something about the border security and illegals?

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:25 PM (t3YBx)

394 Is that a line from Airplane!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (aKsyK)

Surely you can't be serious?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (jQ4fD)

Yes, I'm serious. And don't call me Surely.

Posted by: Jackal

Okay - no working together - those are the AOS Union rules...

Posted by: Boswell at June 26, 2019 09:25 PM (32YRo)

395 i think we should give everyone in the country guns as a basic human right for free

Posted by: Anachronda at June 26, 2019 09:25 PM (NLtEd)

396 Didn't President Chocolate Jesus sign the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act as one of his first (the first?) bills?
So are they saying it did not do anything?


The EPA has been sucking taxpayer dollars and costing the economy trillions for 50 years and to hear a prog tell it, all for nothing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 26, 2019 09:25 PM (HaL55)

397 They should crop out everything but their mouths...just a bunch of fluttering lips.

Posted by: Pocahantas at June 26, 2019 09:25 PM (nzKWW)

398 I am losing faith. Why is it good to listen to dumb people who want to hurt me, again?
Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (ed8K1)
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A. It's good to know what the enemy is thinking.

2. It's funny.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:25 PM (aXucN)

399


Wait, who is the bald guy.

WTF

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:25 PM (z8c2c)

400 This guy looks like my dick but he's less eloquent

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:25 PM (PbpT7)

401 I need to go on a journey of self-discovery.

Posted by: BobFrank O'Rourke at June 26, 2019 09:25 PM (tVQUs)

402 385 de Blasio has decided to end his campaign tonight. Thankfully.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 09:24 PM (PxX5

So he'll lose his 0%?

Posted by: Tami at June 26, 2019 09:25 PM (cF8AT)

403
Trump is a Fascist Nazi Baby Killing Military Christian Right Wing Capitalist Pig!

Unless you like pigs, then he's a goat!

Unless...

Posted by: Beatoff Panderman at June 26, 2019 09:25 PM (UFLLM)

404 Geronimo killed a LOT more Mexicans than Americans"

You mean Jerome?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 26, 2019 09:25 PM (eSAWM)

405 I thought paleface wasn't leaving that concentration camp she visited earlier today until they set the kids free ?!?

Posted by: lin-duh at June 26, 2019 09:25 PM (UUBmN)

406 This Delaney guy actually makes sense. So basically he will be thrown out of the party.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (FiUMj)

407 Who is this guy bashing Medicare?
I like him.

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (I5SAg)

408 UNION HEALTHCARE FOR....

Union People... or something.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (LL1Be)

409 "The folksy place I come from, they call that all foam, no beer."

Remember in the GOP debates when Trump said "The Iraq War was a mistake" and for a second you could hear a pin drop?

OK imagine one of these mouth-breathers says "ACA was a train wreck and you want to repeat it."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (LxTcq)

410 Who needs bills? Not me! Everything for free!

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (nHDf0)

411 370 I am losing faith. Why is it good to listen to dumb people who want to hurt me, again?

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (ed8K1

So you can drink heavily.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (8lGpb)

412 Reduce the bureaucratic costs. Right, nothing like starting government departments to reduce bureaucratic costs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (Cd7oE)

413 PRIVATE INSURANCE BAD!

Posted by: The Rest of the Candidates when even a whisper of dissent is heard at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (tVQUs)

414 Is that a line from Airplane!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (aKsyK)

Surely you can't be serious?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2019 09:18 PM (jQ4fD)

Yes, I'm serious. And don't call me Surely.

Posted by: Jackal

Okay - no working together - those are the AOS Union rules...
Posted by: Boswell at June 26, 2019 09:25 PM (32YRo)
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That's just what they'd be expecting us to do.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (DuZls)

415


They blew off Debolssio. LOL


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (z8c2c)

416 Cory is all-in on Truvada subsidies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (Cd7oE)

417 WARREN 2020: I AM THE JOYLESS SCOLD YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (oVJmc)


Oh please make her the candidate. She'll make the Beast look likable

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (mlDpI)

418 when we have communism, private health insurance will wither away

Posted by: Anachronda at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (NLtEd)

419 You mean like Cuba?

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (88xKn)

420 I think Cory Booker is trying to seduce me, or any other male

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (PbpT7)

421 Senator booker, where are you: ORANGE MAN BAD

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (t3YBx)

422 This mystery 27 year old likely has more problems than what's being talked about.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at June 26, 2019 09:27 PM (qSCcj)

423 >>So he'll lose his 0%?

He seems to be stretching for negative territory.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 09:27 PM (PxX58)

424 Tulsi looks like she has a bit of the Manuel norriega complexion

Posted by: DXO at June 26, 2019 09:27 PM (nzKWW)

425 How long until Beto tries to draw out a guitar solo?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 26, 2019 09:27 PM (SgjGX)

426 More head animation. Just keep bobbling your heads like spastics, guys.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:27 PM (PbpT7)

427
"What's wrong with Inslee's mouth?"







Deep Ones from Innsmouth have difficulty making sounds in air. They're much more comfortable in water.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2019 09:27 PM (WJy0R)

428 Americans aren't human? LOL

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:27 PM (FiUMj)

429 OK imagine one of these mouth-breathers says "ACA was a train wreck and you want to repeat it."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (LxTcq)
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I don't have that good of an imagination.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:27 PM (DuZls)

430 >> Tulsi looks like she has a bit of the Manuel norriega complexion

You know what would fix that?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 26, 2019 09:27 PM (NMAzL)

431 This Delaney guy actually makes sense. So basically he will be thrown out of the party.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (FiUMj)

407 Who is this guy bashing Medicare?
I like him.
Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (I5SAg)
-------

I know, right? As my husband said, he almost sounds like a Republican.

So he's toast.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:27 PM (aXucN)

432 Inslee looks like he could be a mob enforcer, the guy who comes to collect money and breaks knees if you're late.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:27 PM (FiUMj)

433


Jeezus, Debissio, Bookker, and Beetol all have weird voices.

WHATS WRONG WITH THEIR VOICES.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:27 PM (z8c2c)

434 They blew off Debolssio. LOL







Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (z8c2c)


How dare they!!! He's polling at 0.0001%

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 09:27 PM (mlDpI)

435 ace, have been doing one meal a day for over a week now. Am planning to push it to one meal every other day next week.

Posted by: IC at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (fiC74)

436 think i'll dig out that copy of "heavens gate" i never watched.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (KP5rU)

437 Let's crap on ...

oil companies
pharma companies
insurance companies

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (Cd7oE)

438 I thought Obamacare gave Americans healthcare.

I guess not.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (haWye)

439
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

I've had to endure this driving home without benefit of keyboard.

WHAT A SHITSHOW.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (1QcaV)

440 well, you certainly can, but people tend to get sick of the same thing day after day, even if it's really good.


Man kann nichts so ertragen wie eine Reihe von schönen Tagen.

Nothing is harder to bear than a succession of beautiful days.

Posted by: Goethe at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (fuK7c)

441 Dad?

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (PbpT7)

442 Wait ... is Booker arguing that the government is MORE efficient than the private industry?

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (t3YBx)

443 ugh, an attempt at folkiness and the Joe Lunchbox common touch that is lost on the blue-haired landwhales and soysucking manladies in the audience.
Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:21 PM (PbpT7)

"Manladies". A new classic.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (Z+IKu)

444 LeMans start. "

Hey, let's put the start button on the left of the steering wheel!

/Porsche clown cars, AG.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (eSAWM)

445 The reason Cory's constituents don't live longer because of drugs and guns....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (8lGpb)

446 Free coathangers for all!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (Cd7oE)

447 Whoa! Booker looks diseased.

Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (kLDv+)

448 431 This Delaney guy actually makes sense. So basically he will be thrown out of the party.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (FiUMj)

407 Who is this guy bashing Medicare?
I like him.
Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (I5SAg)
-------

I know, right? As my husband said, he almost sounds like a Republican.

So he's toast.
Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:27 PM (aXucN)

====

Him and Tulsi both.

Posted by: Jackal at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (MffEX)

449 BCBSSC made $2 billion from Obamacare.

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (I5SAg)

450 Make families cum first.

She is asking for the Furry vote.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (haWye)

451 I missed the start, did Beto skateboard on to the stage?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (FiUMj)

452 Amy thinks this shit is pretty funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (Cd7oE)

453 Today I learned that the Government has no greed for power or money.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (ed8K1)

454 Reproductive health=murder.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (8lGpb)

455
Corey Booker like Buzz Lightyear when he got reset to Spanish????

GOOD GOD.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (1QcaV)

456
How long until Beto tries to draw out a guitar solo?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 26, 2019 09:27 PM (SgjGX)






Worse.

Drum solo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (WJy0R)

457
*Bides Time*
*Sharpens Claws*
*Sharts Out Unusually Large Semi-Formed Baby Remains*

Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (UFLLM)

458 Wait ... is Booker arguing that the government is MORE efficient than the private industry?


Sure! They never run out of money!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (oVJmc)

459 wow. We are looking at the out stupid each other debate.
It is all abortion all the time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (pw+jk)

460 Inslee outing himself as the ghoul most in favor of abortion.

Then Klobuchar saying not so fast.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (aXucN)

461


Inslee has too many teefuses in his mouf.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (z8c2c)

462 In my community, I'm told people are poor. I didn't know this.

Posted by: Senator Booker at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (tVQUs)

463 451 I missed the start, did Beto skateboard on to the stage?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM (FiUMj)


Yes, with Cory riding pillion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (Cd7oE)

464 411 370 I am losing faith. Why is it good to listen to dumb people who want to hurt me, again?

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:23 PM (ed8K1

So you can drink heavily.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:26 PM (8lGpb)

You should listen to him. He's pre-med.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

465 WOMYNS!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (FiUMj)

466 First identity politics kung fu! Drink!

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (ed8K1)

467 Corey's make-up is perfect.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (LL1Be)

468 It's a free for all.

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (88xKn)

469
Bob Barr played the bagpipes today. Scotland the Brave, and he played it well.

Then made a crack about being a master spy and that's how he knew the bagpipes were gonna be there.

Bob Barr is based as hell.

Oh my, Sara Carter is on Hannidiot. Fox makeup is making her look hotter and hotter with each appearance.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (NMAzL)

470 The lack of economic knowledge is so unbelievable! It's almost as unbelievable as fasting for 20+ days.

Posted by: Heidi at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (8lGpb)

471 Alex Jones and Rafael Meadow are both spiracy theorists. They have that much in common, but the similarity stops right the fcuk there.

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (UUkQp)

472 here's Rico Soyve again

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (PbpT7)

473 Abortion is the BEST! It is now justice.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (haWye)

474 Beto dreaming of Cory fucking his wife, as Cory dreams of getting it from dreamy Beto. A love triangle worth of Shakespeare.
Posted by: mugiwara at June 26, 2019 09:16 PM (kVT3g)
________

Watch what you say around here. This isn't the Bulwark.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (VaN/j)

475 Reproductive justice? WTF?

Trans weirdos need abortions? I'm confused.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (Cd7oE)

476 Retroactive abortions for all ...

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (t3YBx)

477 Let's get this chick abortion powwow rocking!

Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (kLDv+)

478 Reproductive justice in the trans female community.

Posted by: local Co2 distributor at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (wXw18)

479 tranny tranny tranny tranny

cover abortion for trannies

perfect

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (PbpT7)

480 Trans people need the right to choose! - Julian Castro

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (aXucN)

481 So the fix is in for Lieawatha

Posted by: It's me donna at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (O2RFr)

482 456
How long until Beto tries to draw out a guitar solo?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 26, 2019 09:27 PM (SgjGX)






Worse.

Drum solo.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (WJy0R)

======

As long as he doesn't drag out his fucking skateboard. Talk about weaponized cringe.

Posted by: Jackal at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (MffEX)

483 Reproductive justice= murder.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (8lGpb)

484 Reproductive justice! Kill those babies! Drink!

Trannies, too! This answer has everything.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (ed8K1)

485 The people who run Social Security and the Post Office running health care. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (FiUMj)

486 I'm guessing Castro flunked biology in high school.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (Cd7oE)

487 reproductive justice!

Posted by: Anachronda at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (NLtEd)

488 Yeah, anybody who makes sense tonight, you can start shorting their potential in the market.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (DuZls)

489 We have now entered the baby killing and at the same time no gender period of the debate.

Grab a beer.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (PxX58)

490 Free sex changes! Chose anything but Bill!

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (nHDf0)

491


Hey Castro is HISPANIC!!!

JUSTICE!

TRANS POOR FEMALE CAN GET ABORTIONS

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (z8c2c)

492 The only way I can describe my style down there is picture cleaning your golf spikes on my taint and your irons on my mons pubis.

Posted by: kristen Gillibrand at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (qN9G0)

493 You know what would fix that?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 26, 2019 09:27 PM (NMAzL)


A bottle of baby oil and a leather paddle.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (SgjGX)

494 A trans female can have an abortion? LOL

OK I gotta see this.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (FiUMj)

495 Gabbard is going to pull ahead of Warren I think.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (LxTcq)

496 How can you all watch this?

I have too much respect for my blood pressure to even try.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (TdMsT)

497 ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (LL1Be)

498 Probricito mes amigos los hermanos. Dos Ecces un burrito. Que baila banda bandito de los corazon en fuego.

Arigato.

Posted by: BETO O'Dorque at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (DrqHq)

499 Just fixed a bowl of popcorn to watch this. Kernel everyone?

Posted by: Nicholas Maduro at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (k5hWy)

500 458 Wait ... is Booker arguing that the government is MORE efficient than the private industry?


Sure! They never run out of money!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (oVJmc)

And...they don't expect results.

Posted by: Tami at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (cF8AT)

501 It's difficult yanking those babies out of those little tubes.

Posted by: local Co2 distributor at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (wXw18)

502 Julian says that just because a trans "woman" is poor she, doesn't mean she shouldn't have the right to taxpayer funded... abortion.

My sides are splitting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (5aX2M)

503 Reproductive justice= murder.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (8lGpb)
---
Lower reproductive rate!

More immigrants to make up for our low reproduction!

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (DuZls)

504 You should listen to him. He's pre-med."

Thought he was in pre law?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (eSAWM)

505 Julian Assmunch want trannies to have abortions too.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (LL1Be)

506 468 It's a free for all.
Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (88xKn)

Stakes are high and so am I

Posted by: Insomniac at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (NWiLs)

507 Wifey is watching "The Amazing Race." I have the earplugs in and don't know who made the better choice.
How exactly do trans people reproduce?


Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (I5SAg)

508 A trans female can have an abortion? LOL



Of course. For Great Justice.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (oVJmc)

509 480 Trans people need the right to choose! - Julian Castro
Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (aXucN)


They already chose their sex! Sort of.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (Cd7oE)

510 I've fought three women for the Right to Choose!

Didn't beat them hard enough.

Posted by: Senator Klobitchar at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (tVQUs)

511 How long until Beto tries to draw out a guitar solo?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 26, 2019 09:27 PM (SgjGX)





Worse.



Drum solo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (WJy0R)


One man mariachi band

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (mlDpI)

512 Ken Watanabi wisely tells us "LET THEM FIGHT".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (LxTcq)

513 It's a free for all.

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (88xKn)

*Ted Nugent guitar solo*

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (q1Pj5)

514


WHERE IS DICK LUGAR

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (z8c2c)

515 As if pharma execs would donate to this asshole.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (Cd7oE)

516 Ace, don't look - Cory is looking at you again.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (aXucN)

517 Worse.



Drum solo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (WJy0R)


And when the drums stop...

Bass solo.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (SgjGX)

518 ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (LL1Be)
---
Abortion yesterday, Abortion today, Abortion tomorrow, Abortion FOREVER!

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (DuZls)

519 Drug companies should be liable. Sue them.

Posted by: local Co2 distributor at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (wXw18)

520 516th!

Posted by: Flyover at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (B5K06)

521 Julian says that just because a trans "woman" is poor she, doesn't mean she shouldn't have the right to taxpayer funded... abortion.


Let's hope all of middle America sees that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (oVJmc)

522 >>>How exactly do trans people reproduce?

through propagandizing to the very, very young.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (PbpT7)

523 Hahaha!

Posted by: Flyover at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (B5K06)

524 480 Trans people need the right to choose! - Julian Castro

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (aXucN)

WTeverlovin'F!?

I'm watching the Cardinals lose just so I don't have to watch this freakfest.

Posted by: Tami at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (cF8AT)

525 Fuck these assholes. "Would perform an abortion if you were qualified?"

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (8lGpb)

526 A trans female can have an abortion? LOL



OK I gotta see this.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (FiUMj)


For the party of science they seem very clueless about biology

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (mlDpI)

527 If I choose to have a uterus, will it magically appear?

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (ed8K1)

528 Why is Warren getting every third question?

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:22 PM (I5SAg)

-----------------------------------

They're pretending she's the one they want so they can monitor how Trump responds to her being the frontrunner.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (uEbPt)

529 A transwoman's right to choose is under threat from Biology!

Posted by: Julian Castro at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (tVQUs)

530 How can you all watch this?

I have too much respect for my blood pressure to even try.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM (TdMsT)


Against my better judgement I tried. I lasted maybe 30 seconds. The Emocratic party is sick.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (aS1PU)

531
How exactly do trans people reproduce?


Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (I5SAg)






Mitosis.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (WJy0R)

532 You know Tulsi doesn't really believe this crazy shit, right? Right?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (qN9G0)

533 How exactly do trans people reproduce?

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (I5SAg)


Mitosis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (Cd7oE)

534 Would that they take the 2nd amendment as serious as Row v Wade.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (LxTcq)

535 Worse.



Drum solo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2019 09:29 PM (WJy0R)

And when the drums stop...

Bass solo.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (SgjGX)
---------

And the culmination - triangle solo.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (aXucN)

536 we need opioidic justice as a basic human right

Posted by: Anachronda at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (NLtEd)

537 Where was the guy last week talking about "fucking shooting people into the sun"?


I would like to hear more.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (LL1Be)

538 Junkies in jail.
Put Pharma i n jail.

Posted by: local Co2 distributor at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (wXw18)

539 This guy has a real needle-nose. I just think about him giving head to a guy and using that needle-nose for a sexy, sexy bonus.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (PbpT7)

540 Abortion.

IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (uEbPt)

541 Fuck these assholes. "Would perform an abortion if you were qualified?"


BAKE THE CAKE, H8R!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (oVJmc)

542 540 Abortion.

IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (uEbPt)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (xJa6I)

543 There's something really comical about Beto saying "In my Administration." As if.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (ed8K1)

544 >> "They should crop out everything but their mouths...just a bunch of fluttering lips."

Or they could just have still pictures of each candidate's head with only the mouth moving, like the old Clutch Cargo "Synchro-Vox" cartoons, and creep out everyone.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (9NkFO)

545 Abortions without limits, paid for on demand!

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (tVQUs)

546 "I'm not oppressing you, you haven't got a womb!"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (LxTcq)

547


Beetle really is a depressing douche. Look at him.

All big and tough GOING AFTER FARMA!!!

Is Joe Biden running for President?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (z8c2c)

548 That is very tiny venue for a whole TEN donkacrats.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (pw+jk)

549 Looks like I have some work to do tonight.

Posted by: The Schlong at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (gAXBD)

550 How exactly do trans people reproduce?


WITH PUBLIC FUNDING!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:34 PM (oVJmc)

551 Beating the uterine drum of abortion is no joke.

Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2019 09:34 PM (kLDv+)

552
533 How exactly do trans people reproduce?

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (I5SAg)

Mitosis.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (Cd7oE)







HA HA BEAT YOU TO IT

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2019 09:34 PM (WJy0R)

553 Does Warren think The Rent-um is Too Damn High-um?

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 09:34 PM (uEbPt)

554 My husband just walked out of the room shaking his head and saying "Rush is going to have a field day with this tomorrow."

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:34 PM (aXucN)

555



Wait til it comes out Lester Holt was the biggest horndog at NBC.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:34 PM (z8c2c)

556
I was female but transitioned to male without an addadicktome op yet, and I got pesky anal rundown playing with my boyfriend, and you know what's white and runs into your cervix?

Homing Sperm!

So I need you to pay for my abortion 'cause I'm due tomorrow...

Posted by: Lance Rogerbottom at June 26, 2019 09:34 PM (UFLLM)

557 I wish Jim Webb were here to liven things up with his story about killing a Vietnamese soldier.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 26, 2019 09:34 PM (fz/cD)

558 How exactly do trans people reproduce?





Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (I5SAg)













Mitosis.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (WJy0R)

Now she has some really tig ol' bitties

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 09:34 PM (q1Pj5)

559 Abortions without limits, paid for on demand!
Posted by: Fauxcahontas at June 26, 2019 09:33 PM (tVQUs)

Welcome to the party.

Posted by: The rest of the Candidates at June 26, 2019 09:34 PM (tVQUs)

560 Drug companies should be liable. Sue them.

Posted by: local Co2 distributor at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (wXw1
---
Maybe we could get them to shut off supplies to Google employees for protection from the left?

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:34 PM (DuZls)

561 Trump must be laughing his ass off.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 09:34 PM (PxX58)

562 It's not that bad. They're just regurgitating talking points.

Poke a hontis almost opened it up but they shut it down.

Discipline.

Posted by: local Co2 distributor at June 26, 2019 09:35 PM (wXw18)

563 >> Tulsi looks like she has a bit of the Manuel norriega complexion

You know what would fix that?



Fetal emulsuion?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 09:35 PM (yQpMk)

564 So who comes across as most normal?

Posted by: IC at June 26, 2019 09:35 PM (fiC74)

565 I bought a 2016 Civic EX brand new for under $20. Note 2016 was the year they redid the Civic -- bigger (same size as a 2007 Accord) quicker, more luxurious and sportier than 2015.

If you can't afford to buy new, lease to buy in three years directly from Honda.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 26, 2019 09:35 PM (6/uwW)

566 "Where will you keep the fetus? In a box?"

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:35 PM (LL1Be)

567


TRANSPEOPLE CANNOT GET ABORTIONS BECAUSE THEY ARE POOR AND THEY CAN'T GET FUNDING FOR ABORTIONS BECAUSE OF IT!!!

HOOLIAN CASTRRRO SAID SO.

AYYY CHEEWAWA.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:35 PM (z8c2c)

568 >> How exactly do trans people reproduce?

Aliens. Implants.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 26, 2019 09:35 PM (NMAzL)

569 What a F'n freak show!

Posted by: PT Barnum at June 26, 2019 09:35 PM (nzKWW)

570 I wonder who will be the first to suggest men undergo sympathetic pain surgery for no other reason than to equalize the pain of childbirth or abortion?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 26, 2019 09:35 PM (gAXBD)

571 ... are dying to enter the US.

Kind of a measure of how shitty their countries are, isn't it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:36 PM (Cd7oE)

572 Oh SCARRRR

MARRR TEEE NEZZZ!!!

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:36 PM (LL1Be)

573 The moderator is doing a dramatic reading of the tragic death of the father and daughter. Awful.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:36 PM (aXucN)

574 Who's this Dbag moderator?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:36 PM (8lGpb)

575 Is that Jose Ramos?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 26, 2019 09:36 PM (fuK7c)

576 Yes, these "journalists" are unbiased.

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:36 PM (t3YBx)

577 Hey, I have a comprehensive immigration plan.

It involves trebuchets.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:36 PM (Cd7oE)

578 Aw, Trump is on Air Force One.

I wanted some Trump trolling....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 09:36 PM (xJa6I)

579 How exactly do trans people reproduce?

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (I5SAg)

Mitosis.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (WJy0R)
---
Some Greek guy, eh?

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:36 PM (DuZls)

580 Seriously, could the moderator make it any more dramatic? Maybe add some bongo drums and a solo bamboo flute?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 26, 2019 09:36 PM (SgjGX)

581
A transwoman's right to choose is under threat from Biology!

Posted by: Julian Castro at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (tVQUs)


They should play that scene from The Life of Brian with Eric Idle wanting to have babies. It's symbolic of his struggle against reality

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 09:36 PM (mlDpI)

582 People are dieing trying to get into America.

So they can murder, rape, and steal.

Castro, I;m pissed off too.

Posted by: local Co2 distributor at June 26, 2019 09:36 PM (wXw18)

583 The chilrens! If I were prez I would give the whole damn place to south America!

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 09:36 PM (nHDf0)

584 So who comes across as most normal?
Posted by: IC at June 26, 2019 09:35 PM (fiC74)
--------

The guy no one has ever heard of who is/was a congressman from Maryland. Can't remember his name.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:37 PM (aXucN)

585 @realDonaldTrump 1 minute ago

BORING!

Posted by: Tami at June 26, 2019 09:37 PM (cF8AT)

586 I'm going to watch John Wick, closer, MUCH CLOSER to reality than the the demofascist debate part uno.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 26, 2019 09:37 PM (pw+jk)

587 Absolutely shameless. These assholes were saying there was no crisis weeks ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 09:37 PM (PxX58)

588 "Playing games" like, I dunno, protecting the country?

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:37 PM (t3YBx)

589 on-DURRR-ass

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:37 PM (PbpT7)

590 They go from TOTES ABORTION to OMG DEAD GIRL ON THE BORDER.


And they just don't get any of it.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:37 PM (oVJmc)

591 "They drowned trying to swim the river. So my plan is to provide the wetbacks with swimming lessons, and rubber ducks."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:37 PM (Cd7oE)

592 The Firefly Family was more sane than this group onstage right now. Rob Zombie should've moderated this

Posted by: Han Yolo at June 26, 2019 09:37 PM (k5hWy)

593 When is the torture scheduled to stop?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 26, 2019 09:37 PM (4ZE6o)

594 Free stuff for South America!

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 09:37 PM (nHDf0)

595 Here come the tears for the illegal and his kid that drowned ...

Posted by: Dick Turpin at June 26, 2019 09:37 PM (Rw+Kv)

596 Can fetuses sue for reparations?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 26, 2019 09:37 PM (gAXBD)

597 Yay! More Democrat voters from Ondurass!

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:37 PM (ed8K1)

598 Oy!

Posted by: Don Lemon at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (tVQUs)

599 Now Booker is speaking Spanglish! Hoo boy.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (aXucN)

600
The moderator is doing a dramatic reading of the tragic death of the father and daughter. Awful.
Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:36 PM (aXucN)







CheChe infiltrated the debate? Awesome!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (WJy0R)

601 How do trans people reproduce?

Cabbage patch

Posted by: annem at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (Fm81C)

602 So is Cory speaking Xhosa?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (Cd7oE)

603 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA



EL SENOR COREYO BOOOOOKERRRROOOOO

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (LL1Be)

604 I wish Jim Webb were here to liven things up with his story about killing a Vietnamese soldier.
Posted by: Grimaldi


That guy looked like a ham exiting a goat's ass.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (DrqHq)

605 Immigration reform: let everyone in and give them citizenship. And give big bucks to Central America.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (haWye)

606 Oh Corey speaks Spanglish too.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (fuK7c)

607 Marshall Plan?

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (88xKn)

608 We need a Marshall plan for the triad countries.

Does he want to take over those places?

Posted by: local Co2 distributor at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (wXw18)

609 more pidgin spanish

I could understand that because it was all cognates.

that's why Cory could remember it.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (PbpT7)

610 Oh no. More Spanish from Beto the Irishman.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (ed8K1)

611 Oh for fucks sake...

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (t3YBx)

612 Okay, I'm out. Castro's won it at 36 minutes with the tranny right to abortion.

Posted by: Joanne at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (A07hL)

613 443 ugh, an attempt at folkiness and the Joe Lunchbox common touch that is lost on the blue-haired landwhales and soysucking manladies in the audience.
Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:21 PM (PbpT7)

"Manladies". A new classic.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 26, 2019 09:28 PM

Consider yourself reported, alt-right fascist!

Posted by: Carlos Maza at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (fz/cD)

614
Oh fuck there he goes again.

Someone reset Corey Booker to Spanish and now he's gonna tango across the stage with a rose between his teeth.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (1QcaV)

615 I see that Rocket Lab has postponed their launch for 24 hours. Oh well, better safe than sorry.

Posted by: rickl at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (sdi6R)

616 A Marshall Plan to enrich the regimes of Guatamala and Honduras.

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (I5SAg)

617 I said a swear word, amn't I cool?

Vote 4 me!

Posted by: Julian Castrato at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (tVQUs)

618 And when the drums stop...



Bass solo.


AAIIIEEEEE!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (HaL55)

619 We need a Manhattan project Marshall plan for immigration!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (LxTcq)

620 Still have the scar on my arm of that free Cuban healthcare and their Soviet made vaccines....Just saying.

Posted by: Floridachick at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (olKjn)

621 atackado, demonizado

bueno, Senator. Muy bueno.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (PbpT7)

622 Yo puedo hablar espanol tombien come el maricon (Cory)

Posted by: Heidi at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (8lGpb)

623 Wow, I had no idea the money I earn is someone else's human right...

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (qSCcj)

624 Those children died tying to escape the socialist governments that Bernie advocates.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (gAXBD)

625 They should play that scene from The Life of Brian with Eric Idle wanting to have babies. It's symbolic of his struggle against reality

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 09:36 PM (mlDpI)
---
While it's still allowed.

I wonder if the lefties in Python are going to become full we-should-not-have-done-that puddles of pee as time goes on.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (DuZls)

626 The resources to solve this problem?

Acme Trebuchet stock just skyrocketed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (Cd7oE)

627 They are all talking spanish? Wtf.

Posted by: IC at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (fiC74)

628 Was Booker just replying in Cantonese? I was out of the room popping more popcorn and getting valurite...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (tnlb4)

629


Jeezus Christ, that douche pronounced it THACA.

Good grief.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (z8c2c)

630 ... are dying to enter the US.

Kind of a measure of how shitty their countries are, isn't it?




Are you suggesting that they are shitholes, hater?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (yQpMk)

631 Julian said piss. The piss tape is real!

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (ed8K1)

632 *glares at bluebell's amputated fast typing fingers*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (fuK7c)

633 Booker's gonna start calling Beto 'Papi.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (oVJmc)

634 They didn't like the law, so they broke it!

Posted by: Julian Castrato at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (tVQUs)

635
Chinga tu Madre, Pendejos! Besa mi Pica!

Posted by: La Raza Bob at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (UFLLM)

636 They drowned trying to swim the river. So my plan is to provide the wetbacks with swimming lessons, and rubber ducks."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Can we bring back midnight basketball too?

Posted by: Bruce at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (vd8XM)

637 I gave a Macedonian chick a tip last week.
Is that OK?

Posted by: local Co2 distributor at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (wXw18)

638 Listening to Castro is like looking at a junkyard 57 Chebby on blocks.

Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (kLDv+)

639 I doubt middle America is watching this. If they know what's what, they'll be here reading about it blow by blow.

Keep your sanity, your blood pressure reasonable and laugh out loud due to the best commenters on the internet.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (z0nZv)

640 PDT: BORING!

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (I5SAg)

641
So is Cory speaking Xhosa?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (Cd7oE)


I tried to learn that language but it just didn't click.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (uEbPt)

642 Now Booker is speaking Spanglish! Hoo boy.
Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:38 PM (aXucN)


"Attention K-Mart Shoppers..."

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 26, 2019 09:40 PM (1g7ch)

643 I'm half-learning spanish so i'm encouraged to hear people who know it more poorly than I do.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:40 PM (PbpT7)

644 I think if they can make it through the mine fields they can apply for asylum.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:40 PM (8lGpb)

645
Marshall Plan?

Posted by: dantesed


Swiss bankers salivate at the thought.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2019 09:40 PM (Wx/+I)

646 I espeako el Spanisho!

Posted by: Senor Corey Booker at June 26, 2019 09:40 PM (tVQUs)

647 We need a contest here. come on blabio.

Posted by: local Co2 distributor at June 26, 2019 09:40 PM (wXw18)

648 Deblasio: " We're not being honest"

Soundbite baby.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:40 PM (LL1Be)

649 Crap...auto cucumber....Yo pie do hablar espanol tambien como el maricon

Posted by: Heidi at June 26, 2019 09:40 PM (8lGpb)

650 LOUD VOICES!

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:40 PM (PbpT7)

651 Ladies and Gentlemen, Rosetta Stone is proud to present Cory Bolivar

Posted by: Han Yolo at June 26, 2019 09:40 PM (k5hWy)

652


Which one will just get rid of all our borders. I wanna vote for that guy.

We dont need America!

Here's Kermit to comment. Oh here we go.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (z8c2c)

653 Crisis. You know, the thing that didn't fucking exist 3 months ago.

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (t3YBx)

654 please go back to Spanish

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (PbpT7)

655 Has there been a single complete thought that hasn't been already said on one of Maddow's shows?

Didn't think so.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (DuVsc)

656 de Blasio - big corporations do all the bad things in our country! All of them! One percenters! Bad! Bad!

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (aXucN)

657 We need to be communists.
Tear down the wall.

Posted by: local Co2 distributor at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (wXw18)

658 This ain't no party.

This ain't no disco.

This ain't no foolin' around.

No time for dancin'.

Or lovey dovey.

I ain't got time for that now.

Posted by: David Byrne at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (gAXBD)

659 Gotta say, this thread delivers. Thanks.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (t+qrx)

660 Go into the ghetto and say that.

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (I5SAg)

661
Now Booker is speaking Spanglish!

Tu Madre es una puta.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (Wx/+I)

662 DeBlasio is fricking insane. Why has he ever gotten a single vote?

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (ed8K1)

663 What the fuck? Are we in Mexico now?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (PxX58)

664 Trump just tweeted : "BORING!"

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (P1AAi)

665 So basically corporations are the root of all evil in America. And Trump.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (haWye)

666 Are you suggesting that they are shitholes, hater?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (yQpMk)

You got a problem with shit, h8ter?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (Cd7oE)

667 con el respecto

gee i wonder what that means?

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (PbpT7)

668 615 I see that Rocket Lab has postponed their launch for 24 hours. Oh well, better safe than sorry.

here's hoping it's not several months like that other launch they delayed

Posted by: Anachronda at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (NLtEd)

669 Oh geez - now the moderator asked Beto a question in Spanish. This is getting more ridiculous by the minute.

Kids in cages!

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (aXucN)

670 Bill's a Herman Munster-lookin' muthaphukka.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (5aX2M)

671 John Delaney: former congressman from Maryland

In other words, he is such a lousy politician that he managed to lose in Maryland as a Democrat

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (O6DoG)

672 I could understand that because it was all cognates.


'zactly. If I can understand it it means it's not real Spanish.


(Oh shit, Beto's doing the same as I type).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (fuK7c)

673 President Castro?

I don't think so,

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (mMM++)

674 Espeake efukina English.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (ed8K1)

675
He's doing that to annoy Julian Castro. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (1QcaV)

676 El Guacamole!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (q1Pj5)

677 "We would spare no expense ..."

Finally, some truth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (Cd7oE)

678 Beto bla bla medicine. we would follow the laws.

hahahahahahahahahahah

Posted by: local Co2 distributor at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (wXw18)

679 Everything Booker learned about the Spanish language he learned from a tranny in Atlantic City.

Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (kLDv+)

680 ok, open borders, amnesty, etc

I am really surprised. De Blasio seems to want to blame the corporations
and why are they speaking Spanish? are they running for president of Mexico..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (ZqRa6)

681 645+ comments in 45 minutes

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (cH44v)

682 I saw a phrase in one of JJ's links this morning that I liked: "political pig-latin" to describe the gobbledy-gook that progs speak and they think makes sense to the rest of us.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 26, 2019 09:42 PM (HaL55)

683 Dia Uno? Fiesta!

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:42 PM (I5SAg)

684 This clown show can't come to a fiery crash in the proverbial school for special needs children too soon.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2019 09:42 PM (DrqHq)

685 481 So the fix is in for Lieawatha
Posted by: It's me donna at June 26, 2019 09:30 PM

I think so. The super leftists have been concerned recently that she seems to be moderating her stances on things like Medicare for all. I think she's let the DNC know she's not the crazy leftist she pretends to be, and will sell out to be Joe Biden replacement as the establishment candidate.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 26, 2019 09:42 PM (fz/cD)

686 Free Dreamers for ever.

Posted by: local Co2 distributor at June 26, 2019 09:42 PM (wXw18)

687
Donald J. Trump
Verified account @realDonaldTrump
6m6 minutes ago

BORING!

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:42 PM (LL1Be)

688 Have they covered reparations? I want broke white millennial to know that after the commies payoff their debts they will need the money back to pay off other voters.

Posted by: Ripley at June 26, 2019 09:42 PM (NbRJx)

689 el primera dia

i would have liked that moderator to just deliver the question in Spanish, en el entire, without the english translation, to see how much he actually comprenado.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:42 PM (PbpT7)

690 Q: What do you call 10 communists fighting over everybody else's stuff?

A: I don't know but there's another one on tomorrow night.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 09:42 PM (uEbPt)

691 What would happen if somebody starts speaking in German?

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:42 PM (88xKn)

692 Cared for in the community, at a fraction of the cost.


Right. Forty years ago the left said that about nutjobs. Hence the vagrancy problem today.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:42 PM (Cd7oE)

693
@realDonaldTrump:

BORING!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2019 09:42 PM (5aX2M)

694 Cory and Trevor > Cory and Beto

Posted by: annem at June 26, 2019 09:42 PM (Fm81C)

695 "We feckless Democrats need to be elected so solve the problems we intentionally created."

Posted by: The Reality Translator at June 26, 2019 09:42 PM (gAXBD)

696 Bit late to the show. How many musical numbers did I miss? Has Swalwell done his ventriloquist act yet?

Posted by: Keith at June 26, 2019 09:42 PM (jdGlx)

697 How do you say "clown show" in Spanish?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 26, 2019 09:43 PM (P1AAi)

698 I could understand that because it was all cognates.


Spanish is a language that English speaker can understand if the Spanish speaker is willing to speak slowly and try different words for the same idea. Usually one will be enough of a cognate to recognize what they are trying to tell-o you-o.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 09:43 PM (yQpMk)

699 So this is about speak Spanish!!!? Ok, I'm declaring I'm officially a racist.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:43 PM (8lGpb)

700 Everything Booker learned about the Spanish language he learned from a tranny in Atlantic City.
Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (kLDv+)

That's also how I learned Thai.

Posted by: Senor Corey Booker at June 26, 2019 09:43 PM (tVQUs)

701 Beto habla Espanol como un gringo.

Posted by: Heidi at June 26, 2019 09:43 PM (8lGpb)

702 Uh oh. Shit starting now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:43 PM (Cd7oE)

703 I knew this debate would focus heavily on Section 1325. Called it!

Say, what is Section 1325?

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:43 PM (ed8K1)

704
Finally, a fight!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 09:43 PM (1QcaV)

705 696 - Swallow Well is on tomorrow night.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at June 26, 2019 09:43 PM (+b4rY)

706 >>>Spanish is a language that English speaker can understand if the Spanish speaker is willing to speak slowly and try different words for the same idea. Usually one will be enough of a cognate to recognize what they are trying to tell-o you-o.


I know, I secretly think it's pretty awesome. It's so regular. Or, as Beto would say, el regularo.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:43 PM (PbpT7)

707 @KurtSchlichter 14s

Hablo furry #Demdebate

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2019 09:43 PM (DrqHq)

708 Bit late to the show. How many musical numbers did I miss? Has Swalwell done his ventriloquist act yet?

Posted by: Keith at June 26, 2019 09:42 PM (jdGlx)

Ethel Mermann is about to hit the stage.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 09:43 PM (q1Pj5)

709
Looks like Beto's gonna be the breakout.

Gonna bounce right off that couch and into Castro's face!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (1QcaV)

710 Great, now we have two people up there who say nothing in two different languages.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (qSCcj)

711 Basically: no one can commit a crime in America, as far as I can tell. No. One. And no one should be prosecuted for anything they do.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (haWye)

712 What would happen if somebody starts speaking in German?


The plagiarism would be more obvious.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (yQpMk)

713 OK, go settle this out in the parking lot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (Cd7oE)

714 291
261



*Bides Time*

*Polishes Clit Ring*

Posted by: K. SinEnema at June 26, 2019 09:17 PM (UFLLM)



It's a safe bet she has one.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 09:19 PM (qN9G0)

And a special pair of boots she wears for polishing it.

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (1FhAQ)

715 I like it when they all start talking at the same time and I have no idea what anyone is saying. That's a productive use of their time.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (aXucN)

716 Well, they are so busy giving each other blow jobs to create hilarity.

It's just I can tell a better lie than you.

Posted by: local Co2 distributor at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (wXw18)

717 Dear Candidate:


When does a baby become a human?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (oVJmc)

718 You know what scares me? These are the clowns that represent a good many people.

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (nHDf0)

719 Are they at least translating on screen?

I can just see a bunch of union guys watching this going WTF are they saying, Madge?!

Posted by: Tami at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (cF8AT)

720 My goal is to hit every talking point in a single grandstand!

Posted by: Beta O'Rourke at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (tVQUs)

721 section 1325. section 1325 dammit!

Posted by: cmotvrwc at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (BEMJs)

722 Total clusterfuck.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (8lGpb)

723 I'm going to go watch the Bangles' "Walk Like and Egyptians" for the next two and half hours.

Much more intellectual. And meaningful.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (gAXBD)

724 President Castro?

I don't think so,

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (mMM++)


Yeah I said the same about Hussein. They would rub our nose in it.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (uEbPt)

725 JulianAsstro and Beedo are about to make out.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (LL1Be)

726 Basically: no one can commit a crime in America, as far as I can tell. No. One. And no one should be prosecuted for anything they do.
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (haWye)
---
Except Donald Trump, he should be prosecuted for everybody's crimes.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (DuZls)

727 Basically: no one can commit a crime in America, as far as I can tell. No. One. And no one should be prosecuted for anything they do.
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (haWye)


I'm pretty sure that isn't meant to apply to us.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2019 09:45 PM (t+qrx)

728 Looks like Beto's gonna be the breakout.

Gonna bounce right off that couch and into Castro's face!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 09:44 PM (1QcaV)


If Castro's messes up Betoff's pretty face Cory is going to handbag Castro.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:45 PM (Cd7oE)

729 Delaney is wearing a US flag pin. Is he the only one?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 09:45 PM (LxTcq)

730 Is it just me or are these people running to be elected president of illegals in the USA?

Posted by: Floridachick at June 26, 2019 09:45 PM (olKjn)

731 Waiting for them to tell beto to "sit down white man"....

Posted by: DXO at June 26, 2019 09:45 PM (nzKWW)

732 Mexicans are America! Somalis are America! Americans are not America!

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:45 PM (ed8K1)

733 Ethel Mermann is about to hit the stage.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 09:43 PM (q1Pj5)

I had forgot she was running. This is more exciting than I thought!

Posted by: Keith at June 26, 2019 09:45 PM (jdGlx)

734 So do we do a nood at 1000?

You moarons are en fuego.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 09:45 PM (tH5fk)

735 Amy Klobuchar is clearly off her game... she hasn't thrown any office supplies at other candidates tonight...

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 26, 2019 09:45 PM (BqBId)

736 Nobel Laureates born in other countries.

How many from south of the border? Zero.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:45 PM (Cd7oE)

737 i'm not even watching this pandering clusterfuck. i've heard enough to make me think about going outside, drink heavily, and look for ufo's. or, maybe foo fighters.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 26, 2019 09:45 PM (KP5rU)

738 Castrato and Beta are getting in a Catfight!

Posted by: Surfperch at June 26, 2019 09:45 PM (tVQUs)

739 How do you say "clown show" in Spanish?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 26, 2019 09:43 PM (P1AAi)
---
Party Democratico

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 26, 2019 09:45 PM (wlx0a)

740 Honestly, I want to weep for this country.

Posted by: TickledPink at June 26, 2019 09:46 PM (uivUa)

741 How many Nobel Laureates were born in Somali, Honduras, Mexico, or Guatamala?

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:46 PM (ed8K1)

742 So Delaney is the only somewhat normal one. Poor fella is toast.

Posted by: IC at June 26, 2019 09:46 PM (fiC74)

743 Economic? More free stuff! Free the people with free stuff!

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 09:46 PM (nHDf0)

744 Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 26, 2019 09:45 PM (BqBId)


LOL

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 09:46 PM (uEbPt)

745 We need more power washing and landscaping small businesses!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 09:46 PM (q1Pj5)

746 Total clusterfuck.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob



Jejune.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 09:46 PM (tH5fk)

747 A civil offense? You're going to fine people who don't have a pot to piss in?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:46 PM (Cd7oE)

748 I'm surprised no one shivved the guy who said that Medicare for all would close all the hospitals.

Posted by: blaster at June 26, 2019 09:46 PM (ZfRYq)

749 668
here's hoping it's not several months like that other launch they delayed

Posted by: Anachronda at June 26, 2019 09:41 PM (NLtEd)


This is only their seventh launch and they're gradually picking up the pace. They hope to eventually launch every two weeks, and plan to have a second pad operational at Wallops Island by the end of the year, in addition to the New Zealand pad.

Posted by: rickl at June 26, 2019 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

750 Whose got the highest intersectional score ...

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:46 PM (t3YBx)

751 Guantanamo Bay! Drink!

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:46 PM (aXucN)

752 Spanish: espectáculo de payasos

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:46 PM (DuZls)

753 No! If you came over the border illegally you should NEVER BECOME A CITIZEN!

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:46 PM (I5SAg)

754
Debate question for candidates for national leadership:

Should it be a crime to cross the border without permission?

My God.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (1QcaV)

755 Delaney is wearing a US flag pin. Is he the only one?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 09:45 PM (LxTcq)

Uh-oh, I better fix that before the next debate.

Posted by: John Delaney at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (tVQUs)

756 Gitmo shitheads get better healthcare than ... anyone? He's right - that's got to change.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (Cd7oE)

757 a bit of truth... i am tonight for the first time learning how these names are pronounced. i usually only read their names, i dont listen to much media. its surprising how wrongly i was pronouncing their names in my head.

Posted by: cmotvrwc at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (BEMJs)

758 Change diapers...for the chillen

Posted by: DXO at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (nzKWW)

759 Delaney is wearing a US flag pin. Is he the only one?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 09:45 PM (LxTcq)
---
Bonnie is too...

Eric Clapton has a Union Jack one.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (wlx0a)

760 I hope all of America is watching this.

Espero el todo de America regardarlo.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (PbpT7)

761 Amy admits the economy if so good that we NEED illegal immigrants. For the win.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (haWye)

762 I agree with this guy who wants worse health care for the terrorists at Guantanamo Bay.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (ed8K1)

763 Whose got the highest intersectional score ...

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:46 PM (t3YBx)


Corey. Oh no wait, that's highest intestinal score.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (uEbPt)

764 I discovered that it was raining my front hall closet today. I use it for storage and rarely open it. I discovered it by the smell. Hooray.

Anyway, I was dealing with that and missed a lot of the debate so far. From what I have gathered it is a lot superficial disagreement about shared core fundamentals which appear to be:
* Misunderstanding of the economy, particularly relative vs. absolute values (e.g., lowest earners have gotten relatively far richer than the rich in our recovery)
* Socialized medicine
* Codification of absolute unrestricted abortion forever
* Lots of student handouts
* Pandering to women and minorities
* Open borders at all costs
* AVR and same-day registration
* Particular Latino pandering via some bad Spanish.

Did I miss anything yet?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (niawK)

765
I flatly agree that immigrant children should get better healthcare than terrorists. The kind that comes with doctors.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (5aX2M)

766 I served with the Marines at Camp Jejune.

Posted by: John Kerry at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (gAXBD)

767 Oh my! A paradigm change of Einsteinean proportions!

Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (kLDv+)

768


Who the hell is this guy?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (z8c2c)

769 Medical people are already there .

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (88xKn)

770 What is jejune en espanol?

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (tH5fk)

771 Jejune.


I think ace made that a vocabulary word once.

Try "catadromous".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (fuK7c)

772 ask doctors? what if they say no?

Posted by: Anachronda at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (NLtEd)

773 Cory will look for the pretty boys among the "immigrants."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (Cd7oE)

774 I'm going to wait until the carnage is over, and only one Dem is left standing. Then I'll tune it to watch Trump demolish them like a wrecking ball.

Posted by: PabloD at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (44Vke)

775 Hey asshole, what about the American Citizens who get killed by illegals illegally doing illegal things?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (q1Pj5)

776 Hey Savannah!!

No bonus this year, huh?

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (LL1Be)

777 Do these kids parents not know how to change a diaper? Seriously?

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (haWye)

778 How do you say "clown show" in Spanish?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 26, 2019 09:43 PM (P1AAi)


This is a Tijuana Clown Orgy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 26, 2019 09:48 PM (SgjGX)

779


Hey, where is Buttjugg? He kicked out already?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:48 PM (z8c2c)

780 espero que la toda de america regardarlo.

eh, best guess.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:48 PM (PbpT7)

781 ask doctors? what if they say no?

Posted by: Anachronda at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (NLtEd)

Ask again and say pretty please?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 09:48 PM (q1Pj5)

782 Mental illness. Yes, I see it now.

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:48 PM (t3YBx)

783 Booker saying the surge at the border is Trump's fault. Unreal.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:48 PM (aXucN)

784 Hey asshole, what about the American Citizens who get killed by illegals illegally doing illegal things?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (q1Pj5)
++++++++++
It won't be illegal when they knock it down to a minor civil offense with no criminality.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 09:48 PM (niawK)

785 Beto has been to a private prison. Oh, not for his hit-and-run. He has connections. Just a visit.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:48 PM (ed8K1)

786 Tulsi needs to have a Rocky mindset. She just has to hang around and not get knocked out.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 09:48 PM (qN9G0)

787



DONALD TRUMP DOES NOT CHANGE DIAPERS!!!


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:48 PM (z8c2c)

788 The deep state wants Beto because they are all about presenting visuals to their low info voters. They think that Beto in his youth will look good next to Trump. Biden they see as the safe candidate. Of course either one will have to have a brown and or female VP.

Posted by: Floridachick at June 26, 2019 09:48 PM (olKjn)

789 I'm going to wait until the carnage is over, and only one Dem is left standing. Then I'll tune it to watch Trump demolish them like a wrecking ball.


Trump told Hillary she'd be in jail.


I think they've forgotten that, whoever it is, he will 'go there.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (oVJmc)

790 Julian Castro is a dwarf.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (LL1Be)

791 ORANGE MAN IS H8R!

Posted by: Tim Ryan at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (tVQUs)

792 Ethel Mermann is about to hit the stage.

Is she before or after the dude that spins the plates on the wiggly fishing pole thingys?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (HaL55)

793 >>>770 What is jejune en espanol?


"Beto"

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (PbpT7)

794 Things less crazy than Democrat candidates:

1. Area 51 believers
2. Bigfoot chasers
3. Flat-earthers,

Posted by: Ripley at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (NbRJx)

795 Cory Booker looks like an angry homosexual, but-

that's impossible!!!!


becuz as we all know he is quite fiercely heterosexual.

Butch even,

Posted by: naturalfake at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (PhPlm)

796 Orange Man bad! Send orange doctors! Give humane oranges! On day one I would ban orange.

Posted by: Don Q at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (nHDf0)

797 Picked up a cheap Stevens 410 today. Made in the 30's. It's pretty nice. Bore needs cleaning but nice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (xJa6I)

798 Inslee talks like a surfer dude.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (aXucN)

799 Para deportacion, marque numero dos...

Posted by: Flyover at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (B5K06)

800 783 Booker saying the surge at the border is Trump's fault. Unreal.
Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:48 PM (aXucN)


It is, in part. They know he plans to build a wall. They believe he will do it. And they know it will work.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (ed8K1)

801 Hey, where is Buttjugg? He kicked out already?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:48 PM (z8c2c)
---
He's at the adults' table debate.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (DuZls)

802 Of course either one will have to have a brown and or female VP.

Posted by: Floridachick at June 26, 2019 09:48 PM (olKjn)

I'm not sure that imagery will look too good to certain people.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (uEbPt)

803 Didn't this guy stage right wing coup against President Jack Bauer in seasons 3, 4, 6 and 8 of 24?

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (PbpT7)

804 I just figured out why WA is fucked up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (Cd7oE)

805 Open borders? I'df you emptied Mexico of Mexicans and had every conservative move to Mexico, it would be the greatest country in the world in a very short time.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (8lGpb)

806 Anus Muslim Ban! Drink!

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (ed8K1)

807 Booker looks like he's trying to appear fierce but can't quite hide the desperation in his eyes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (SgjGX)

808 Out: Guns are the mostest worstest things

In: Pharma is the mostest worstest things

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (FiUMj)

809 Do these kids parents not know how to change a diaper? Seriously?
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2019 09:47 PM (haWye)
++++++++++++
The children are slaves. Their "parents" are using them as tools to cross the border and then they can be trafficked again when the Flores period expires. Is it wonder this happens when there parents are dead or sold them?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (niawK)

810

Jejune comes after Mamay.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (aKsyK)

811 Democrats must be praying the next group is the varsity team cause this is a dumpster fire.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (PxX58)

812 While it's still allowed.



I wonder if the lefties in Python are going to become full we-should-not-have-done-that puddles of pee as time goes on.

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:39 PM (DuZls)


I'm surprised it's still on youtube and hasn't been declared a hate crime.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2019 09:50 PM (mlDpI)

813 I thought Paul Lynde's take on fed policy and interest rates was pretty solid, actually. Trump better watch out.

Posted by: Keith at June 26, 2019 09:50 PM (jdGlx)

814 *DURRR, DERP*

Posted by: Jay Inslee at June 26, 2019 09:50 PM (5aX2M)

815 Send them to washington

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:50 PM (t3YBx)

816 Trump told Hillary she'd be in jail.


I think they've forgotten that, whoever it is, he will 'go there.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (oVJmc)



I. Can't. Wait.

Posted by: Flyover at June 26, 2019 09:50 PM (B5K06)

817 797 Picked up a cheap Stevens 410 today. Made in the 30's. It's pretty nice. Bore needs cleaning but nice.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 09:49 PM (xJa6I)
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Nice! We covered some bore cleaning topics on Sunday.

Posted by: Weasel at June 26, 2019 09:50 PM (MVjcR)

818 You know what? The letters in "diapers" also spells "I spread."

Posted by: AOC at June 26, 2019 09:50 PM (gAXBD)

819 Just got my first overload code trying to refresh the page. Someone give those hamsters some blow.

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:50 PM (ed8K1)

820 We need to Decriminalize Everything!

Posted by: Corey Booker at June 26, 2019 09:50 PM (tVQUs)

821
Tijuana Clown Orgy

They're OK, nothing to write home about, pretty tame.

Posted by: Lance Rogerbottom at June 26, 2019 09:50 PM (UFLLM)

822


Someone put that Inslee's mouth on straight.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:50 PM (z8c2c)

823 He told me...

Then I told him...

Then he told me...

Then I told him...

Inslee is such a gossipy bitch.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:50 PM (LL1Be)

824 Notice how they didn't go to Warren for immigration. Didn't want to get her on record that she doesn't think crossing the border illegally should be a crime.

Posted by: wtw at June 26, 2019 09:50 PM (sS+kn)

825 Hoo Boy, foreign policy.

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:50 PM (88xKn)

826 Love fest for the Iran deal!

Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:51 PM (ed8K1)

827
How many Nobel Laureates were born in Somali, Honduras, Mexico, or Guatamala?
Posted by: Splunge at June 26, 2019 09:46 PM (ed8K1)





There would have been bunches, except for those racist Scandi judges on the Nobel Comittee.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2019 09:51 PM (WJy0R)

828 @724

Castro's not his middle name, though, unlike the situation with Obama. I'd bet there were a lot of voting Americans who didn't even know what Obama's middle name was.

Not a chance in hell there's going to be a President Castro in 2020, even if Trump were vulnerable.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 26, 2019 09:51 PM (mMM++)

829 Hey we can't talk guns in a dickwad thread!

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 09:51 PM (tH5fk)

830 OT

Billy Drago, Hollywood's go to bad guy for quite a few decades, died today. He played, among other noted bad guys, Frank Nitti in The Untouchables.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 26, 2019 09:51 PM (HCqAo)

831 Mexicans are America! Somalis are America! Americans are not America!

Well, white Americans aren't America.

Posted by: The Democrats at June 26, 2019 09:51 PM (I2/tG)

832 I'm to the Left of You!

Posted by: Jay Inslee at June 26, 2019 09:51 PM (tVQUs)

833 Cory Booker sounds like he has a frog in his throat and that frog has a big veiny throbber

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:51 PM (PbpT7)

834 Picked up a cheap Stevens 410 today. Made in the 30's. It's pretty nice. Bore needs cleaning but nice.


Honestly, I've never understood the existence of a 410.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 09:51 PM (yQpMk)

835 All of them want to kill the corporations but Corey doesn't want to name them

Posted by: blaster at June 26, 2019 09:51 PM (ZfRYq)

836 Thank gawd he won't be president ...

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:51 PM (t3YBx)

837 I seemed to have missed the ratification...

Posted by: DXO at June 26, 2019 09:51 PM (nzKWW)

838 813 I thought Paul Lynde's take on fed policy and interest rates was pretty solid, actually. Trump better watch out.

this really needs the hollywood squares set

Posted by: Anachronda at June 26, 2019 09:51 PM (NLtEd)

839
829 Hey we can't talk guns in a dickwad thread!
Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2019 09:51 PM (tH5fk)
-------
He started it!

Posted by: Weasel at June 26, 2019 09:51 PM (MVjcR)

840
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
15m
BORING!

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 26, 2019 09:51 PM (BqBId)

841 Waiting for the first 'Hitler'...

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:51 PM (LL1Be)

842 Okay, cool. Unanimous agreement with this batch that arming Iran with nukes is a good idea. Way to go, guys. And Trump is trying to *avoid* war with Iran. Restoring deterrence is dangerous shit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 09:52 PM (niawK)

843 Klobuchar needs to whiten her bottom teeth too.

Posted by: Tami at June 26, 2019 09:52 PM (cF8AT)

844 579
How exactly do trans people reproduce?



Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (I5SAg)



Mitosis.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2019 09:32 PM (WJy0R)

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Some Greek guy, eh?

Posted by: Axeman (he/he/he) at June 26, 2019 09:36 PM (DuZls)

My tosis, your tosis, it's EVERYBODY'S tosis!

Posted by: Our Democratic Socialists at June 26, 2019 09:52 PM (1FhAQ)

845 Cory Booker will negotiate as well as Ellis did with Hans Gruber in Die Hard.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2019 09:52 PM (q1Pj5)

846 Our allies are worthless. Negotiations are worthless unless the other side has something to lose.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:52 PM (Cd7oE)

847
Open borders? I'df you emptied Mexico of Mexicans and had every conservative move to Mexico, it would be the greatest country in the world in a very short time.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

=====

You bet it would. Because next, Mexico would invade America, take it back, and then have the entire continent of North America minus Canada, which had better watch its ass.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2019 09:52 PM (1QcaV)

848 Try "catadromous".


That's the smegma between a cat's toes after it uses the litter box before it licks it off.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 26, 2019 09:52 PM (HaL55)

849 Honestly, I've never understood the existence of a 410.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 09:51 PM (yQpMk)

The Kid's first shotgun, maybe? Something to go with the .22?

Posted by: Keith at June 26, 2019 09:52 PM (jdGlx)

850 OK.. I just watched limke a whole minute and I feel dirty.. maybe I'll take a shower..

these stupid fucks cannot answer a question..

Corey what would you do with these people at the border.. well.. not what Trump is doing! That's for sure!

In other words, all of these stupid fucks are gonna just open the borders and provide free health care to all comers..

Ross Perot's great sucking sound in reverse.. all of Central America will rush to the American borders with any one of these stupid fucks.

I had to turn it off..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 26, 2019 09:52 PM (438dO)

851 Example number 123532 why none of these nutters should ever be president ... Amy K

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:52 PM (t3YBx)

852 Im pulling for Tulsi to force Trump into a harder nationalist hard right position while triangulating off of common sense blue dog positions to bring in younger voters. It is what it is.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 09:52 PM (qN9G0)

853 Klobuchar: every day Trump is 10 minutes away from going to war, 1 tweet away from going to war.

Fix your eyebrow, sweetie.

Posted by: bluebell at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (aXucN)

854 The Iran deal, and pallets of cash kept us safe, serious you guys.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (LxTcq)

855 We need to give Iran EVEN MORE MONEY!!!

Posted by: Corey Booker at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (tVQUs)

856 So I just turned it on. Is the Orange Man bad?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (jp0Bv)

857 How exactly do trans people reproduce?

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 09:31 PM (I5SAg)
++++++++++++
By recruiting children in public schools.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (niawK)

858 28
Now that I've created a pretext to assemble you all here, I'd like to talk to you about my Fasting Cult.


I'm late to the thread and fortunately without a beverage.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (vWMNq)

859 Christ. "Chickenhawk."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (Cd7oE)

860 I'm a veteran!

Posted by: Tulsi at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (F7dXb)

861 Tulsi. Call me chicken hawk!

Posted by: DXO at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (nzKWW)

862
I'd do Tulsi.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (5aX2M)

863

Big Pharma Uses Guns to Impregnate Undocumented Trannies with AIDS!

Posted by: de Dildo at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (UFLLM)

864 Is it just me or do a lot of these candidates have awful teeth?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (FiUMj)

865 Here is me surfing in Hawaii.

The top fell off.





It was a one piece.

Posted by: Tulsi at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (1g7ch)

866 I would love to see the ranked results of a testosterone screen on this bunch.

My money would be on Klobuchar.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (bQngX)

867 I just turned it on. Is the Orange Man bad?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (jp0Bv)
++++++++++++++
Extremely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (niawK)

868 Are they just soundbiting without answering? Or should I adjust my TV?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (/+bwe)

869 No one has the heart to tell this gal that we're not at war with Iran.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (Cd7oE)

870 This "chickenhawk" insult is bullshit. I'm a vet BTW.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (LxTcq)

871 Could someone briefly explain the Spanish thing? Are they being cued by the moderators or did they all spontaneously decide that their true feelings could not be adequately expressed in English?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (t+qrx)

872 "Chickenhawk cabinet"?????

Which of these clowns were in the military?


Or supported the military?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (PhPlm)

873 WOMYN VETERAN!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:54 PM (FiUMj)

874 "There would have to be a response."

Oh really?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:54 PM (Cd7oE)

875 Honestly, I've never understood the existence of a 410.

To hunt squirrels with.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 26, 2019 09:54 PM (HaL55)

876 i think this is about sound bites and zingers aimed at the donors. he or she who gets the biggest checks moves on.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 26, 2019 09:54 PM (Pg+x7)

877 I would rather play XCOM 2 in COmmander Iron Man difficulty than listen to these idiots pander and chatter and try to win the anti-Trump hate contest. Which is actually what I am doing right now.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 26, 2019 09:54 PM (W+kMI)

878 The Kid's first shotgun, maybe? Something to go with the .22?

20ga is a kids gun. Have 16ga shotguns completely fallen out of favor? I never see any around anymore.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 09:54 PM (yQpMk)

879 new thread, probably the last one, because the oNT is coming up

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2019 09:54 PM (PbpT7)

880 Tulsi getting uglier by the minute.

Oh yeah - let's pick back up with Obama's Iran Nuclear Payoff Deal.

Great plan, dummy.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 26, 2019 09:54 PM (LL1Be)

881 Tulsi stole our Danny Chung schtick.

Posted by: Veep writer at June 26, 2019 09:54 PM (uzb5e)

882 Klobuchar seems subdued. She hasn't thrown anything at anyone yet.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at June 26, 2019 09:54 PM (qSCcj)

883 Are they just soundbiting without answering? Or should I adjust my TV?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (/+bwe)
+++++++++++++++
I haven't heard a straight answer yet, but I've been watching only intermittently until the 800s because it was raining in my house and I had to deal with that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (niawK)

884 I don't like any of these candidates, but I really hate Inslee and De Blasio

Posted by: wtw at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (sS+kn)

885 So I just turned it on. Is the Orange Man bad?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (jp0Bv

-----

Of course, but not as bad as I expected. We'll see tomorrow at the big show.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (5aX2M)

886 OK, way past my bedtime. See y'all. Don't burn the place down!

Posted by: Weasel at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (MVjcR)

887 oh boy! rachel maddow after the break!

Posted by: Anachronda at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (NLtEd)

888 Let's bring in more and more of cheap labor, encourage coyotes to bring in fake offspring, and let's give them free health care and free college.

Posted by: Jay Inslee at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (F7dXb)

889 I like Tulsi's strategic streak of gray in her hair.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (SgjGX)

890 OT kinda....my kid told me a bunch of kids at her kids spend all their time talking about Trump and how he "puts us all in danger". These kids are 6-8 years old. Fucking libtard parents are ruining every fucking thing in the world.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (FiUMj)

891


They keep on fucking with Debossio. He's getting pushed around. LOL

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (z8c2c)

892 Hey, I just realized something else. The letters in "Tulsi" also spell "I slut"!

Posted by: AOC at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (gAXBD)

893 Ace calling nood is sexy

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (uEbPt)

894 "Keep saying my name, bitches. Remind the American public of the option to any of you clowns." - Donaldus Maximus

Posted by: exdem13 at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (W+kMI)

895

Tulsi is rabid Anti2A and favors mandatory turn in and prison time for failure to comply.

Hate. Fuck. Her.

I hope her surf board rides her into a whirlpool.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (UFLLM)

896 Ok, Gabbard seems the least crazy so far. But the Iran deal wasn't good. Trump did the right thing there.

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (t3YBx)

897 Oh boy. Did Tulsi just throw a haymaker? lel

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (qN9G0)

898 890: meant kids at camp

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (FiUMj)

899 871 Could someone briefly explain the Spanish thing? Are they being cued by the moderators or did they all spontaneously decide that their true feelings could not be adequately expressed in English?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2019 09:53 PM (t+qrx)


One of the moderators is some wetback from Telemundo.

Surprisingly, they didn't include the Mandela funeral sign language guy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (Cd7oE)

900 Is Lester Holt's hair trying to escape from his face? I've never seen a receding hairline that recedes from side burn to side burn.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 26, 2019 09:55 PM (jp0Bv)

901 I can do both

Posted by: iSlut Gabbard at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (tVQUs)

902 Ok, I'm out. the chicken hawk comment pissed me off.

Posted by: dantesed at June 26, 2019 09:56 PM (88xKn)

903 Ok, Gabbard seems the least crazy so far.

I can't figure out why some think she's hot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (Cd7oE)

904 To hunt squirrels with.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 26, 2019 09:54 PM (HaL55)

Drunk.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (rnXGe)

905 Bob Dylan mentioned a .410 in one of his songs way back in 1965.

Posted by: rickl at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

906 The excited man with mustard-pants pointing at the graph.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (LxTcq)

907 I can virtue-signal better than any of the rest of you.

Posted by: Cory Booker at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (F7dXb)

908 Honestly, I've never understood the existence of a 410.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 26, 2019 09:51 PM (yQpMk)


Everybody's wanted one ever since it was mentioned in that Robert Earl Keen song.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (t+qrx)

909 903 Ok, Gabbard seems the least crazy so far.

I can't figure out why some think she's hot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (Cd7oE)

___

She, like Gillenbrand was hot in her prime.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:57 PM (FiUMj)

910 I love this Cory Booker fella. He stimulates my naughty bits in ways that I can't share without feeling some shame and swollen pride.

Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (kLDv+)

911 I can't figure out why some think she's hot.


It's politics.

Ugly is average. Average is gorgeous.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (oVJmc)

912 iPhone.

iTunes.

iSlut.

I just made that up.

Actually, I stole it from BEN ROETHLISBERGER.

Posted by: AOC at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (gAXBD)

913 I've never heard of Delaney before, but he isn't insane. Which is saying a lot for a Dem.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (FiUMj)

914 when is the debate when kameltoe takes willie's load to her face? that's the one i'm waiting for.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (KP5rU)

915 Ace,
Not your grammy. That would be your Meemaw. It's the Oklahoma way.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 26, 2019 09:58 PM (Lqy/e)

916 Honestly, I want to weep for this country.
Posted by: TickledPink at June 26, 2019 09:46 PM (uivUa)
~~~~~

!!!

Have your ears been ringing?

Posted by: IrishEi at June 26, 2019 09:59 PM (NtglE)

917
I never had a .410, but I always figured it for a punishment round.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2019 09:59 PM (5aX2M)

918 So tomorrow has the money shots?

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 09:59 PM (t3YBx)

919 Tulsi's positioning herself to pick up the pieces if the hard left leads the dems to slaughter come 2020.

Posted by: Jackal at June 26, 2019 09:59 PM (MffEX)

920 NOOD PART DEUX

Posted by: JAS at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (I5SAg)

921 Just finished The Man from UNCLE. I think it seems like I've made the correct choice in viewing for the evening.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts and pre-order Crystal Embers today! at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (zZbCU)

922 GUNZZZ

Posted by: Vlad at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (t3YBx)

923 "Climate care"?

"We will ask questions and we will be brutal if necessary" *laughs*

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (LxTcq)

924 Oh, brother, here we go.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (F7dXb)

925 I got my 410 mostly as a varmit gun...and partly as yet another 'Fuck you, WA state' gun.

It's pretty nice. Older shotguns and revolvers have some good craftsmanship. Very nice lockup.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (xJa6I)

926 921 Just finished The Man from UNCLE. I think it seems like I've made the correct choice in viewing for the evening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts and pre-order Crystal Embers today! at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (zZbCU)

Nice!

Movie thoughts pending on your blog?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (xJa6I)

927


Here we go, Chuck Todd with the guns.

And audio problems.

LOL

He was so earnest too! He was really acting!!!


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (z8c2c)

928 >>Things less crazy than Democrat candidates:

1. Area 51 believers
2. Bigfoot chasers
3. Flat-earthers,

Posted by: Ripley

You Sir are going to hear from our lawyers!

Posted by: Flat earth Society at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (2cuLk)

929 "Hundreds of millions of guns on the street."

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 26, 2019 10:01 PM (F7dXb)

930 Still waiting for BEETO to jump on top of the lectern.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (DrqHq)

931 Can't turn off a mic but they want to be dictators of the rest of us.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (F7dXb)

932 There's a NOOD.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 26, 2019 10:02 PM (NtglE)

933 Dude, I thought you were the mayor

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (F7dXb)

934 "corporate gun lobby." Take a drink.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at June 26, 2019 10:09 PM (F7dXb)

935 OK enough. I need to see violence. Off to watch Strike Back

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2019 10:17 PM (8lGpb)

936 925 I got my 410 mostly as a varmit gun...and partly as yet another 'Fuck you, WA state' gun.

It's pretty nice. Older shotguns and revolvers have some good craftsmanship. Very nice lockup.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 26, 2019 10:00 PM (xJa6I)


A 410 lever action is some awesome fun

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 26, 2019 10:41 PM (OhN2v)

937 comments here?

Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 27, 2019 01:10 AM (Z2PYk)

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