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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Oh My GoodnessThere's a very thin time-bar at the bottom of the video. If you put your curser right on on it, you can slide it over to 42:15. In this clip from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, a guy talks about a rough-sex play scenario he used to enact with a woman, in which he would burst into a dressing room at Bergdorf Goodman's.
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Posted by: Ha at June 25, 2019 06:22 PM (MAstk) 2
heyo!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 25, 2019 06:23 PM (GBteo) 3
hiya
Posted by: JT at June 25, 2019 06:23 PM (HwnaO) 4
I'm sure CNN will get right on that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 25, 2019 06:23 PM (Ez6QX) 5
Any news on that Wayfair kerfluffle?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 25, 2019 06:23 PM (ujg0T) 6
Law and Order: Trump Crimes Division
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 25, 2019 06:24 PM (uR+Od) 7
The helicopters are ready, Mr. President...
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at June 25, 2019 06:24 PM (n+0Aw) 8
Well, talk about coincidences ... or is it "one weird trick" ?
Either way, cue up the Nelson Muntz Special, followed by Sad Trombone. Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 25, 2019 06:25 PM (jg9de) 9
Ah, ace, I was learning so much in the last thread about how every action and development by every global actor since WWII was caused/determined by American action/inaction or incompetence.
Jeebus. Posted by: rhomboid at June 25, 2019 06:26 PM (QDnY+) 10
Corgis called.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 25, 2019 06:27 PM (Ez6QX) 11
Look obviously this happened and she was friends with a writer and that writer never told anybody until including it in an episode of SVU 15 or so years later. Happens all the time.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 25, 2019 06:27 PM (uR+Od) 12
Seattle ICE office issued a press release detailing some of the illegal criminals that they want to deport but that are protected by the sanctuary laws.
This pisses me off so badly that I can't see straight. Sorry about the O/T already. The entire L&O franchises are Leftist shitshows and I refuse to watch any of that crap. Ace, sorry about the rant. Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at June 25, 2019 06:27 PM (TkuZ0) 13
Whos bitch is dis?
Posted by: Max Power at June 25, 2019 06:27 PM (q177U) 14
So, you're saying SVU writers could see into the future?!?! Quick, let's dig nto the archives and see what else they said that we can pin on Republicans!
Posted by: MSM at June 25, 2019 06:27 PM (fz/cD) 15
She should have tried on the One Piece Bathing Suit, instead.
Posted by: garrett at June 25, 2019 06:27 PM (o8BL9) 16
Nope, not gonna de-ignore this idiocy. Though it's much more idiotic than most "news" any more. Can't believe it had legs for more than 2 days.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 25, 2019 06:27 PM (QDnY+) 17
PDT must have had a very good dayplanner. 12:30 Buy something. 2:00 Build skyscraper. 3:15 Rape time. 3:45 Pick up on sale diet coke at Rite Aid.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 25, 2019 06:28 PM (C1Lsn) 18
Not only is she a nut, she's a plagiaristic nut at that.
Can't even come up with an original fantasy. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 06:28 PM (Kpl3J) Posted by: Chris M at June 25, 2019 06:28 PM (ydhnF) 20
A male women's dressing room attendant?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 25, 2019 06:28 PM (1g7ch) 21
>>Boy, Trump's one lucky duck, huh? All of these oddball circumstances lining up to give him a moment alone (alone? in a crowded department store?) with this woman.
All rape is good. But a Great Rape. A Great Rape requires dilligent planning and flawless execution. Posted by: Dominique Strauss Khan at June 25, 2019 06:28 PM (o8BL9) Posted by: DOCTOR Chrissy de Blasio-Ford at June 25, 2019 06:29 PM (QzkSJ) 23
And thanks to that interview by that pencil-neck with the albino hair we know that she considers it "sexy".
The inference is clear. Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 25, 2019 06:29 PM (jg9de) 24
Um...we say "ripped from the headlines, so..."
Oh wait, this was years ago...Um, she shared her experience with the writer, yeah That's the ticket. And she was ok with the writer getting all the credit, we talked about it on the phone so you don't need to track them down and check. Posted by: NBC's Law and Order SVU producers at June 25, 2019 06:29 PM (Ojki1) Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 25, 2019 06:29 PM (K1AV+) 26
Can't wait for some tv show episode at Bloodbath and beyond making the news and them running with it.
Posted by: morigu at June 25, 2019 06:29 PM (Eu98u) 27
Quick! Move this book to postion number 4.
Posted by: NYT Booklist Editor at June 25, 2019 06:29 PM (/B1LE) 28
C'mon, the bitch's story is obviously bullshit.
Posted by: Jussie Smollett at June 25, 2019 06:29 PM (c/0Nr) 29
Also sex related . . .
Scientists successfully transfer first test tube rhino embryo... - I assume Meghan McCain volunteered. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 25, 2019 06:30 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: dagny at June 25, 2019 06:30 PM (F9SRQ) 31
Can't wait for her story about how she used to be a loudmouthed housewife married to John Goodman
Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2019 06:30 PM (BJKQV) 32
Well, I'm heading home then taking Mom to a bar for trivia night so she can drink beer and hang with her senior citizen friends. See ya on the art thread.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 25, 2019 06:31 PM (Ez6QX) 33
She remembers it like it was yesterday.
Mostly because her bofriend, Apolo Creed, was killed by a Russian Boxer later that same night. Posted by: garrett at June 25, 2019 06:31 PM (o8BL9) 34
How many pounds of dried cat urine in the carpets of this woman's apartment? Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 25, 2019 06:31 PM (K1AV+) 35
"The entire L&O franchises are Leftist shitshows and I refuse to watch any of that crap."
The creator, Dick Wolf, is a raging Leftist. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 25, 2019 06:31 PM (H8QX8) 36
That psycho pulled a Jonah Goldberg on Special Victims Unit to accuse Trump of rape? lel.... if true.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 25, 2019 06:31 PM (WCfRV) 37
Quick! Move this book to postion number 4.
Posted by: NYT Booklist Editor at June 25, 2019 06:29 PM (/B1LE) Just order another 100,000 ebooks. Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 25, 2019 06:31 PM (1g7ch) 38
mentally unstable lib gals think law enforcement is really a sexual fantasy exchange warehouse.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 06:32 PM (JziUy) 39
"20 A male women's dressing room attendant?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 25, 2019 06:28 PM (1g7ch) " Good point. Ridiculously improbable. Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 25, 2019 06:32 PM (jg9de) 40
Good grief. This is stinking CNN, huh?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 25, 2019 06:32 PM (/+bwe) 41
She was homely even back then. Now, especially in the khaki shirt she was wearing in a much more recent shot, she looks like one of the guards at Buchenwald.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at June 25, 2019 06:32 PM (TkuZ0) 42
Winston, ICE can whine but nobody's forcing them to do that job. Bigger chumps than the military since the early 2OOOs. Always make sure to look behind you to see if there's a country that understands or cares before making great and often risky efforts. [spoiler - in this case, well .... you know]
Posted by: rhomboid at June 25, 2019 06:32 PM (QDnY+) 43
Trump is not the rapist predator I voted for.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 06:32 PM (oVJmc) 44
So what happens in this situation? She's insane and thinks that happened to her because she saw it on a show, or she's insane and trying to harm Trump with a lie, or she's insane and has fantasies about Trump but got them confused, or thought she could use her fantasies to get attention and profit!
Or the left is just so bat fucking insane that they parade every wingnut and nitwit through the media because, at this point, what difference does it make? Posted by: dagny at June 25, 2019 06:32 PM (F9SRQ) Posted by: garrett at June 25, 2019 06:32 PM (o8BL9) 46
and yeah, that time bar is super fucking annoying. I gave up. I'll take their word for it.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 06:33 PM (JziUy) 47
Now you'd think after being burned by bullshit stories so many times - Covington, Smollett, Blasey Ford, David Corn, the other Trump accusers - that the MSM would be a little leery of biting hook, line, sinker, and pier on another story that doesn't really wash.
But no, then you'd be wrong. They're obviously channeling Wile E. Coyote. They're kind of like John Brennan. He was head of the CIA, and got taken in by an obviously whiffy story about hookers peeing on a bed etc. How can someone that gullible end up in that position? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 06:33 PM (c/0Nr) 48
Every great rape consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called "The Pledge". The rapist shows you something ordinary: a watch, a bird or a penis. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course...it probably isn't. The second act is called "The Turn". The rapist takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back. That's why every rape has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige".
Posted by: Max Power at June 25, 2019 06:33 PM (q177U) Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 25, 2019 06:33 PM (sy5kK) 50
A male women's dressing room attendant?
There were trannies a while back; look up Christine Jorgensen. Posted by: Basement Cat at June 25, 2019 06:33 PM (pPNCa) 51
I pulled this all out of Jerry Nadler's ass. So what?
Posted by: R.R.R.R.R. Jean Carroll at June 25, 2019 06:34 PM (EgshT) 52
When I was a boy, I had a collie named Laddie. Smartest dog ever. Oh, the adventures we had.
Posted by: irright at June 25, 2019 06:34 PM (RVcmP) 53
She's flirting with Andersen Cooper. What does that tell you?
Posted by: Regular joe at June 25, 2019 06:34 PM (6/uwW) 54
this is just like the time that chick stole Spock's brain and Trump had to grab her by the pussy to get it back.
Posted by: x at June 25, 2019 06:34 PM (nFwvY) 55
39 "20 A male women's dressing room attendant?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 25, 2019 06:28 PM (1g7ch) " Good point. Ridiculously improbable. Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 25, 2019 06:32 PM (jg9de) Not anymore! Posted by: Brazzers at June 25, 2019 06:34 PM (WCfRV) 56
If Trump wanted to rape anyone, he'd send one of his employees out to do it for him.
Posted by: Sooner at June 25, 2019 06:34 PM (3XnLe) 57
[knock at dressing room door]
Woman: Yes? Voice (mumbling): Miss Aliceejeanrichorwhat? Woman: Who? Voice (mubmling): Miss Carolsomething? Woman: Who is it? Voice [pause]: Flowers Woman: Flowers for whom? Voice [longer pause] Plumber mam... Woman: I'm in a dressing room I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark aren't you? Voice: Candygram Woman: Candygram my foot! Now get out of here before I call the police! You're that shark and I know it! Voice: ..wait.. I'm only Donald Trump.... Woman: oh, Donald Trump. Well ok, ... [opens door] [huge latex shark chomps down on woman and drags her out of department store] Posted by: Landshark at June 25, 2019 06:34 PM (l6b3d) Posted by: Baltimore friends of the ex-Mayor at June 25, 2019 06:34 PM (QzkSJ) 59
from the earlier thread where we know that the ladies like to bang famous dudes, here's what happened, if it happened.
trump's in berghdorf, this chick says "hey come look at me in my undies" trump's head is like "here we go again, another girl wants to show me her undies." trump's weiner is like "well, m'lady, if you insist" trump and lady go into changing room and screw around. 25 years later...she hits wall, trump hits presidency, her story morphs into some sort of revenge retro-rape accusation, dealing more with his tax returns than anything else. Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 06:34 PM (JziUy) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 25, 2019 06:34 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 25, 2019 06:35 PM (Z+IKu) 62
Posted by: dagny at June 25, 2019 06:32 PM (F9SRQ)
I suspect she doesn't have a death grip on reality, and therefore the line between what she's experienced and what she thinks she experienced may be a bit fuzzy. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 06:35 PM (c/0Nr) 63
The real problem is that there are no consequences for her.
Even if she's outright lying, she's a hero to the revolution and she likely couldn't be sued for libel because 'public figure.' Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 06:35 PM (oVJmc) 64
So I'm not going to hell for laughing right now?
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 25, 2019 06:35 PM (WCfRV) 65
She can't remember if this happened in '95 or '96. Another Blasey Ford moment.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at June 25, 2019 06:35 PM (yb7zP) 66
Trump's lawyers have to be suing the ever loving shit out of some of these people.
Posted by: dartist at June 25, 2019 06:35 PM (K22Va) 67
>>> So, you're saying SVU writers could see into the future?!?!
Usually the Ace time machine has an attendant in the room who would open it with a key for you, at this particular moment that attendant was not on duty, and he conveniently left one room open. Could happen to anyone. SVU writers just got lucky. Posted by: LizLem at June 25, 2019 06:35 PM (hvf9s) 68
Breaking News: Jeff Sessions wants to unresign so he can assign a special counselor to investigate these shocking accusations and so that he can then recuse himself from oversight.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 06:36 PM (JziUy) 69
wow - I watched the video. I expected it to similar. I did not expect to find that she had copied her rape scenario word for word from an episode of Law and Order, SVU - even down to the super prominent attacker. Just, Wow.
I'm sure David French will chime in and say that's because these kinds of things happen all the time. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 06:36 PM (Kpl3J) 70
"Or the left is just so bat fucking insane that they parade every wingnut and nitwit through the media because, at this point, what difference does it make?
Posted by: dagny at June 25, 2019 06:32 PM (F9SRQ) " Their only hope is that someday, some shit will stick to the wall if only they throw it hard enough. Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 25, 2019 06:36 PM (jg9de) 71
I took one look at this woman's voluptuous hippocampus and I knew I had to imprint myself on that, forever!
Posted by: Donald Trump, admirer of the female hippocampus at June 25, 2019 06:36 PM (PbpT7) 72
Do they even have Pinball Machines at berdorf's?
Posted by: garrett at June 25, 2019 06:36 PM (o8BL9) 73
53 She's flirting with Andersen Cooper. What does that tell you?
Posted by: Regular joe at June 25, 2019 06:34 PM (6/uwW) I say again: she doesn't have a death grip on reality. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 06:36 PM (c/0Nr) 74
They COULD make an entire Law and Order franchise just based on stuff they've accused Trump of doing.
It tends towards being so stupid (see current example) that it would fit right it the franchise. Posted by: Ktgreat at June 25, 2019 06:36 PM (f8ilN) 75
So Wayfair employees are staging a walking tomorrow at work because Wayfair sold beds to the gov't. for the detention centers at the border. I am completely at a loss to explain how that's a bad thing and twitter is all "NOOOOOOOOO, they better not send them beds."
And you know who is right in the middle of it: AOC wayfairwalkout Wayfair workers couldn't stomach they were making beds to cage children. They asked the company to stop. CEO said no. Tomorrow, they're walking out. This is what solidarity looks like - a reminder that everyday people have real power, as long as we're brave enough to use it. =============== I'd fire everyone of their asses. Posted by: Tami at June 25, 2019 06:36 PM (cF8AT) 76
My beach friends will back me to the hilt.
Posted by: R.R.R.R.R. Jean Carroll at June 25, 2019 06:36 PM (EgshT) Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 25, 2019 06:36 PM (1g7ch) 78
Michael Knowles played some of her interview with Allyson Camerota on CNN. The woman is nuts. We do not need the SVU info to conclude that, but it makes everything seem even crazier.and of course they are all giving this crazy lady a platform and pretending to take her seriously.
Anything for Orange Man Bad. Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 25, 2019 06:36 PM (U67az) 79
I have David French pegged for a SVU fan... guess not.
Posted by: Marion Cobretti at June 25, 2019 06:36 PM (jlBo8) 80
She clearly ignored the signs on the dressing room doors:
WARNING: USING THESE DRESSING ROOMS MAY SUBJECT YOU TO BEING RAPED BY DONALD TRUMP Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 06:37 PM (ptqGC) 81
A male women's dressing room attendant?
===== In case there is a spider. Posted by: garrett at June 25, 2019 06:32 PM What are we, chopped liver? Posted by: Mice, Rats, Snakes, Squirrels, and Mustelids at June 25, 2019 06:37 PM (VUwgE) 82
She can't remember if this happened in '95 or '96. Another Blasey Ford moment.
Apparently Blatent-Fraud's story is strangely similar to some TV show, too. Never heard that until today. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 06:37 PM (oVJmc) 83
>>>- even down to the super prominent attacker. Just, Wow.
what's the guy supposed to be in the epsiode, a judge? What? Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 06:37 PM (PbpT7) 84
So Wayfair employees are staging a walking tomorrow at work because Wayfair sold beds to the gov't. for the detention centers at the border. I am completely at a loss to explain how that's a bad thing and twitter is all "NOOOOOOOOO, they better not send them beds."
----------- union thugs gotta thug Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 06:37 PM (JziUy) 85
>>> Well, I'm heading home then taking Mom to a bar for trivia night so she can drink beer and hang with her senior citizen friends.
Awwwww you are a choice child Jordan! Posted by: LizLem at June 25, 2019 06:37 PM (hvf9s) 86
I'm sure David French will chime in and say that's because these kinds of things happen all the time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 06:36 PM (Kpl3J That's my job. Posted by: morgan freemen at June 25, 2019 06:37 PM (WCfRV) 87
She's clearly lying. We all know if she was telling the truth that the dressing room would have two doors.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 25, 2019 06:37 PM (uR+Od) Posted by: David French's Bull at June 25, 2019 06:38 PM (PbpT7) 89
How soon before French claims that he never believed her.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 25, 2019 06:38 PM (WaxcS) 90
She did say it happened over 20 years ago. Maybe the dastardly SVU writers stole the idea from that very traumatic time in her life.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 25, 2019 06:38 PM (U67az) 91
83 >>>- even down to the super prominent attacker. Just, Wow.
what's the guy supposed to be in the epsiode, a judge? What? ------------- whoever it was, it was a republican Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 06:38 PM (JziUy) 92
>>>
WARNING: USING THESE DRESSING ROOMS MAY SUBJECT YOU TO BEING RAPED BY DONALD TRUMP most upscale department stores don't carry those signs anymore, you're just supposed to assume Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 06:38 PM (PbpT7) 93
The show's synopsis is nothing like the tweet described. Easy to check; found it in like 30 seconds.
Posted by: csmats at June 25, 2019 06:38 PM (X5VFN) 94
Jonah Goldberg ghost writer her book?
Posted by: Marion Cobretti at June 25, 2019 06:38 PM (jlBo8) 95
Their only hope is that someday, some shit will stick to the wall if only they throw it hard enough.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 25, 2019 06:36 PM (jg9de) I think their strategy is to just keep beating the drum, leading nitwits to think that there MUST be something there, because they keep hearing about it (smoke, fire, all that). It's kind of what the MSM did to Nixon during Watergate, for those who weren't on the scene at the time. Many nights network news would report that there had been no new developments in the "ongoing and breaking scandal involving President Nixon." Oh. OK. So ... the news tonight re Watergate is that there is no news. Just thought you'd remind us, huh? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 06:39 PM (c/0Nr) 96
>>>89 How soon before French claims that he never believed her.
Posted by: Buzzion a month, maybe. He'll say he never believed the rape charge, but was just arguing that it was critical to support Robert Mueller. Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 06:39 PM (PbpT7) 97
According to the nitwit, rape is not an act of violence, it's just sexy, sexy sex or something.
She sure seemed turned on by Gloria Vanderbilt, Jr. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 06:39 PM (ptqGC) 98
6 different powerful men?
Ah, so she has vivid rape fantasies. Got it. Now in her dotage thinks they're real. Posted by: dagny at June 25, 2019 06:39 PM (F9SRQ) 99
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at June 25, 2019 06:35 PM (yb7zP)
Fashion people on Twitter are saying that she'd know *exactly* what year it was because she'd know what year model her (Donna Karan?) dress was. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 25, 2019 06:40 PM (uquGJ) 100
Even if she's outright lying, she's a hero to the revolution and she likely couldn't be sued for libel because 'public figure.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 06:35 PM (oVJmc) The bigger reason she can't be sued for libel is that it's a classic, literal, "she said, he said" story. There's no possibility at this date of either side ever being able to "prove" anything about it one way or the other. If she says that Donald Trump was in telepathic contact with Space Aliens who abducted her and subjected her to their anal probes, well we can say that's pretty unlikely, but we can never "prove" that it didn't happen. But the fault lies on anyone who believes a story that stupid, just because a crazy person said it. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 06:40 PM (Kpl3J) Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 25, 2019 06:40 PM (o8BL9) 102
Apparently Blatent-Fraud's story is strangely similar to some TV show, too. Never heard that until today.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 06:37 PM (oVJmc) Just as Smollett's story was lifted right out of a play for which he'd just auditioned. Kind of the ultimate in method acting. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 06:40 PM (c/0Nr) 103
85 >>> Well, I'm heading home then taking Mom to a bar for trivia night so she can drink beer and hang with her senior citizen friends.
Awwwww you are a choice child Jordan! Posted by: LizLem at June 25, 2019 06:37 PM (hvf9s) -------------- Probably hinting to the kids this is how she wants to be taken care of when she inevitably passes the age of 29... Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 25, 2019 06:40 PM (qC1Sy) 104
She was previously spotted near Mar-a-Lago with binoculars, looking for any pet bunnies on the premises.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC) 105
Trump has all the right enemies.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 25, 2019 06:41 PM (xgyDD) 106
Well the department stores used to have both raping and non-raping sections but eventually the people in the non-rape sections got tired of all the screaming so you have to rape in the bathroom with the fan on.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 25, 2019 06:41 PM (uR+Od) 107
most upscale department stores don't carry those signs anymore, you're just supposed to assume
-------- this amuses me Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 06:41 PM (JziUy) 108
I guess this woman doesn't have any family or friends who could have told her this was not a good idea. She's doing nothing but embarrassing herself. Sad.
Posted by: bluebell at June 25, 2019 06:41 PM (aXucN) 109
But the fault lies on anyone who believes a story that stupid, just because a crazy person said it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 06:40 PM (Kpl3J) Yep. The trick is to get her to keep talking. Eventually she'll get around to the Martians and the anal probes and such, and that'll blow the whole thing sky-high. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 06:42 PM (c/0Nr) 110
I guess Miz Carrol is no longer ready for her close-up
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2019 06:42 PM (ppgMG) 111
>>>I say again: she doesn't have a death grip on reality.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 06:36 PM (c/0Nr) I'm hoping the reverse may be true. Posted by: Max Power at June 25, 2019 06:42 PM (q177U) 112
Well the department stores used to have both raping and non-raping sections but eventually the people in the non-rape sections got tired of all the screaming so you have to rape in the bathroom with the fan on.
---- but remember, these are the sensual yet urgent rapes a mature woman of means expects. because she's still got it. Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 06:42 PM (JziUy) Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at June 25, 2019 06:42 PM (TkuZ0) 114
"I need knew material" - EJ Carroll
"Hey, I got this terrific idea - you see, first there was this McGuffin..." - J. Goldberg Posted by: Boswell at June 25, 2019 06:43 PM (32YRo) 115
Yep. The trick is to get her to keep talking. Eventually she'll get around to the Martians and the anal probes and such, and that'll blow the whole thing sky-high.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 06:42 PM (c/0Nr) ---------- When she starts singing "I Like to Sing-a" you'll know it's all over. Posted by: bluebell at June 25, 2019 06:43 PM (aXucN) 116
Remember, morons. This woman writes an advice column for Elle Magazine.
Of course, Greg Gutfeld said he wrote "Dear Penthouse" letters when he was at Berkley for beer money or something. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 06:43 PM (ptqGC) 117
Do they even have Pinball Machines at berdorf's?
Posted by: garrett at June 25, 2019 06:36 PM (o8BL9) Next to the pool table in the back room. Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 25, 2019 06:43 PM (1g7ch) 118
Coincidence... I think not.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 25, 2019 06:43 PM (RBOtF) Posted by: garrett at June 25, 2019 06:43 PM (o8BL9) 120
Are we talking sexy sexy rape?
Posted by: Whoopi at June 25, 2019 06:43 PM (JcXHH) 121
Yep. The trick is to get her to keep talking. Eventually she'll get around to the Martians and the anal probes and such, and that'll blow the whole thing sky-high.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 06:42 PM (c/0Nr) Tell me more about these Martians....... Posted by: David French at June 25, 2019 06:43 PM (sy5kK) 122
Imagine if every rap groupie and rock slut all of the sudden was like "there I was in the bus and Drake touched my boobies, and I was cool with it until he went to the White House to meet trump"
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 06:43 PM (JziUy) 123
84 So Wayfair employees are staging a walking tomorrow at work because Wayfair sold beds to the gov't. for the detention centers at the border. I am completely at a loss to explain how that's a bad thing and twitter is all "NOOOOOOOOO, they better not send them beds."
Thank you for to be calling the Wayfair. My name is Jugdesh.. errr Steve. how can I be to be helping you for today. Posted by: x at June 25, 2019 06:43 PM (nFwvY) 124
Quit coddling these little pieces of shit! Give them a piece of cardboard and a trash bag! -Wayfair employees Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 25, 2019 06:43 PM (K1AV+) 125
[knock at dressing room door]
Woman: Yes? Voice (mumbling): Miss Aliceejeanrichorwhat? Woman: Who? Voice (mubmling): Miss Carolsomething? Woman: Who is it? Voice [pause]: Flowers Woman: Flowers for whom? Voice [longer pause] Plumber mam... Woman: I'm in a dressing room I don't need a plumber. Voice: Candygram ... This is a cornucopia of fantastic plot ideas! A gold mine! You wouldn't mind if we borrowed some of them, would you? Asking for a friend. Posted by: San Fernando Independent Cinema Writers Association at June 25, 2019 06:44 PM (9vknM) 126
Jane
Gloria Vanderbilt Jr. I'm so stealing that. Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at June 25, 2019 06:42 PM (TkuZ0) Another moron used (created) it earlier. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 06:44 PM (ptqGC) 127
From now on I'm going to regard any Republican sex allegations as fabrication. The odds and empirical evidence are solidly on my side.
Posted by: Regular joe at June 25, 2019 06:44 PM (6/uwW) 128
93 The show's synopsis is nothing like the tweet described. Easy to check; found it in like 30 seconds.
Posted by: csmats at June 25, 2019 06:38 PM (X5VFN) Did you listen to the dialogue at 42:15? It's not the "show's synopsis" - it's the scenario that is discussed at time marker 42:15 of that episode. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 06:44 PM (Kpl3J) 129
Breakfast at Tiffany's was about a serial rapist, wasn't it?
Posted by: garrett at June 25, 2019 06:44 PM (o8BL9) 130
We proles have to settle for gettin' raped at the WalMart.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 06:45 PM (oVJmc) 131
She was hopped up on coke and banged some random dude in a dressing room. She is an aging, lonely loon and this is her sad attempt at a swan song.
Posted by: Cheri at June 25, 2019 06:45 PM (ikC4P) 132
Stacey Abrams is right now furiously working on a rape scenario with Trump.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 06:45 PM (ptqGC) 133
Apparently the only thing tethering Ms. Carrol to our Reality is perhaps a false eyelash. Very tenuous.
To go all Leftist and psychoanalyze someone I've never met - she needs a ride on the Disorient Express until she reaches the rest town of Lithium. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2019 06:45 PM (ppgMG) 134
Oh man, I can't wait for the upcoming ripped from the headlines L&O:SVU episode where a woman gets raped by some rich guy and nobody believes her because her story sounds like an episode of "Cops and Courts: Sex Crimes".
Posted by: Cave Johnson at June 25, 2019 06:45 PM (96G06) 135
Pick up on sale diet coke at Rite Aid."
It's NYC, so "Duane Reade", to you in flyover country... / Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 25, 2019 06:46 PM (6qErC) 136
Of course, Greg Gutfeld said he wrote "Dear Penthouse" letters when he was at Berkley for beer money or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 06:43 PM (ptqGC) oh god I'll bet he did.... Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 06:46 PM (Kpl3J) 137
>>>Did you listen to the dialogue at 42:15? It's not the "show's synopsis" - it's the scenario that is discussed at time marker 42:15 of that episode.
Posted by: Tom Servo ignore the NPC bot. It is programmed for "Retard" mode. Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 06:46 PM (PbpT7) 138
Simultaneously- and independently-submitted identical drawings of Trump's cock by Stormy Daniels and this mental case -- or it 4didn't happen ...
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 25, 2019 06:46 PM (4vHRp) 139
She's doing nothing but embarrassing herself. Sad.
When you've got no life, your 15 minutes of embarrassment is better than nothing. Posted by: R.R.R.R.R. Jean Carroll at June 25, 2019 06:46 PM (EgshT) 140
Many nights network news would report that there had been no new developments in the "ongoing and breaking scandal involving President Nixon."
-------- How often has/did Adam Schiff repeat (and the networks air) "There's an ongoing criminal investigation.." while Mueller was destroying peoples's lives? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 25, 2019 06:46 PM (/dN1M) 141
Jane
Didn't see it before. Imma still give you credit though. Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at June 25, 2019 06:46 PM (TkuZ0) 142
Of course, Greg Gutfeld said he wrote "Dear Penthouse" letters when he was at Berkley for beer money or something. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 06:43 PM (ptqGC) oh god I'll bet he did.... Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 06:46 PM (Kpl3J) I'm pretty sure he actually did. He talked about it a couple of years ago. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 06:47 PM (ptqGC) 143
By the way, in that Anderson Cooper interview, she claims that even though Bergdorf Goodman's usually was well-trafficked, "in the moment" (when Trump allegedly attacked her) it was not
Yeah, but at a given moment it might be quiet, but 15 seconds later it might get busy again. Who knows? Statistics of small numbers. This was one of my problems with that bullshit Netflix "Making of a Murderer" film re Steven Avery. Netflix would have us believe that someone cremated the victim's body at Avery's junkyard in broad daylight (people driving by noticed the raging flames), and just hoped that none of his extended family (they all lived together) would return during the festivities (which presumably took at least an hour, probably more), nor would any customers show up during that time. And by cracky, no one did! Wasn't that lucky? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 06:47 PM (c/0Nr) 144
>> Stacey Abrams is right now furiously working on a rape scenario with Trump.
"...it was turgid. And it was thick. " "As thick as a muffin stump." Posted by: garrett at June 25, 2019 06:47 PM (o8BL9) 145
All of these oddball circumstances lining up to give him a moment alone (alone? in a crowded department store?) with this woman.
___________ This woman who was 52 years old at the time. 'Cuz we know Trump just can't resist raping the old ladies! Who can? Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 25, 2019 06:47 PM (k4dH2) 146
When even Andy Vandy doesn't want to cover for you anymore...
Posted by: Hikaru at June 25, 2019 06:47 PM (pgXNG) 147
I'm going to Bergdorf Goodman and take a picture of where Trump got him some mish.
Posted by: MAGA at June 25, 2019 06:47 PM (I5LRE) 148
When she starts singing "I Like to Sing-a" you'll know it's all over.
Posted by: bluebell at June 25, 2019 06:43 PM It's A Small World, After All. Posted by: Your Favorite Ride at Mouseistan at June 25, 2019 06:47 PM (9vknM) 149
>>>Of course, Greg Gutfeld said he wrote "Dear Penthouse" letters when he was at Berkley for beer money or something.
Dear Penthouse Forum, I am a student at a large California private university. I always thought these letters were just made up, until something happened that changed my mind forever. Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 25, 2019 06:48 PM (PbpT7) 150
In the future everyone will be raped by Trump for 15 minutes.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 25, 2019 06:48 PM (uR+Od) 151
"Kind of the ultimate in method acting" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
yeah ... reality TV. But even "reality" for their TV Narrative is scripted (as is most reality TV, imo, including that Trump "must look good on your knees" quote MeAgain quoted for the debate) ... false but accurate ... it is as real as a soap opera. As real as All Star Wrestling ... sometimes it gets so absurd, they enjoy it, even knowing it is totally fake. "This is CNN". Posted by: illiniwek at June 25, 2019 06:48 PM (Cus5s) 152
Rested and ready, reporting for duty, boss!
Posted by: American Lamp posts at June 25, 2019 06:48 PM (sy5kK) 153
the biggest scandal to me is that drumpf didn't even have the progressive decency to stick it to a tranny
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 06:48 PM (JziUy) 154
Stacey Abrams is right now furiously working on a rape scenario with Trump.
"I almost dropped my box of donuts!" Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 06:48 PM (oVJmc) 155
Where the fuck is Ruth Bader Ginsburg?
Posted by: Max Power at June 25, 2019 06:48 PM (q177U) 156
Quit coddling these little pieces of shit! Give them a piece of cardboard and a trash bag!
-Wayfair employees Posted by: Semi That's a million dollar flop house in Venice Beach right now - and you'd probably trip over some former rock star as you set up your Mexican McMansion... Posted by: Boswell at June 25, 2019 06:48 PM (32YRo) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2019 06:48 PM (aKsyK) Posted by: Donald Trump's Presidential Forehead Merkin at June 25, 2019 06:49 PM (o8BL9) 159
150 In the future everyone will be raped by Trump for 15 minutes.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 25, 2019 06:48 PM (uR+Od) In the case of Barron, everyone will prostrate willingly, or have their heads removed at the neck. Posted by: Hikaru at June 25, 2019 06:49 PM (pgXNG) 160
Stacey Abrams is right now furiously working on a rape scenario with Trump.
Posted by: Jane D'oh --------- Me too! Posted by: Kim Foxx at June 25, 2019 06:49 PM (/dN1M) 161
How very amusing that the thing that whole franchise is known for is DONG DONG
Posted by: Vanya at June 25, 2019 06:49 PM (R7nPl) 162
Stacey Abrams rape by Trump story:
"There I was in the ladies room of the Golden Corral all-you-can-eat buffet, when Donald Trump forced himself into my stall and raped and raped and raped me. He seemed to really like rape. I somehow managed to get back in the buffet line and go through for a third time." Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 06:49 PM (ptqGC) 163
I guess this woman doesn't have any family or friends who could have told her this was not a good idea.
Posted by: bluebell at June 25, 2019 06:41 PM (aXucN) Outlook not so good. Posted by: Magic hate ball at June 25, 2019 06:49 PM (t+qrx) 164
117 Do they even have Pinball Machines at berdorf's?
Posted by: garrett at June 25, 2019 06:36 PM (o8BL9) Next to the pool table in the back room. Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 25, 2019 06:43 PM (1g7ch) Yep. You go right past the shattered glass coffee table - watch your step - and then turn right to go to the Haven Monaghan Pavilion. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 06:49 PM (c/0Nr) 165
All bets are off when she starts singing "I'm a little tea pot."
---- A synopsis is a highlight. If you don't understand that, then go back in the corner to eat paste with Joey Bidet. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2019 06:49 PM (ppgMG) 166
There was another time, though.I was on a hill covered with flowers and there was a beautiful girl with pigtails...
Posted by: F.X. Cross at June 25, 2019 06:50 PM (BJKQV) Posted by: Kim Foxx at June 25, 2019 06:50 PM (/dN1M) 168
He raped their minds!
Posted by: dartist at June 25, 2019 06:50 PM (K22Va) 169
Wasn't PT on Howard Stern's show around this same time, where they discussed PT had his female partners medically examined prior to intimacy? A Stern fan told me that, so that in itself makes it questionable, of course.
Posted by: Ever at June 25, 2019 06:50 PM (ZZDMQ) 170
I don't know if there are any matching quotes here but in the <i>House MD </i>episode, "Clueless", the episode starts with an apparent violent rape that turns out to be sexual roleplay by a married couple. The guy begins asphyxiating; and SPOILER it turns out the wife has been heavy-metal poisoning him over a period of months.
The IMDB quotes page is linked in my sock if any other Holmes/House wannabees want to look for similarities. Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2019 06:51 PM (Dh1wo) 171
ace, can't believe you don't believe her. happens every time i go to clothing store. babes are famous for that shit. all y'all lead sheltered lives.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 25, 2019 06:52 PM (KP5rU) 172
Wifey is bothered by Trumps retort "not my type." I say these fakers need to be publicly mocked and then sued.
Posted by: Regular joe at June 25, 2019 06:52 PM (6/uwW) 173
No way is this possible and after all these years it took to get this story out.
Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2019 06:52 PM (BbGew) Posted by: rhomboid at June 25, 2019 06:52 PM (QDnY+) 175
Wasn't PT on Howard Stern's show around this same time, where they discussed PT had his female partners medically examined prior to intimacy? A Stern fan told me that, so that in itself makes it questionable, of course.
Posted by: Ever at June 25, 2019 06:50 PM (ZZDMQ) He sends them a dozen roses, a box of chocolates and a urinalysis kit. With prepaid return postage. Posted by: Vanya at June 25, 2019 06:52 PM (R7nPl) 176
You'd think the Left would get tired of getting their collective pencil dicks slammed in the door but nooooooooooo.....
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 25, 2019 06:52 PM (BRpqW) 177
168 He raped their minds!
Posted by: dartist at June 25, 2019 06:50 PM (K22Va) One day America will elect a mind flayer for president. But we're not ready yet. Too much prejudice. Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2019 06:52 PM (BJKQV) 178
To leftists, Law Order is more real than reality. Its like it was written by the NYT editorial staff.
Posted by: Bill Rebar at June 25, 2019 06:52 PM (vtd+q) 179
This is more E, Jean Carroll's fantasy.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 25, 2019 06:53 PM (RBOtF) 180
I showed him by tits and he said "you're fired".
Posted by: R.R.R.R.R. Jean Carroll at June 25, 2019 06:53 PM (EgshT) 181
Yeah but watch out because the Haven Monahan pavilion is right next to the Emma Sulkowicz mattress emporium and that place is just rape city.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 25, 2019 06:53 PM (uR+Od) 182
163 I guess this woman doesn't have any family or friends who could have told her this was not a good idea.
Posted by: bluebell at June 25, 2019 06:41 PM (aXucN) Outlook not so good. Posted by: Magic hate ball at June 25, 2019 06:49 PM (t+qrx) Divorced, no kids, 75 years old, claims not to have had intercourse since l'affaire Trump 24 years ago. No mention of any cats. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 06:53 PM (c/0Nr) 183
ICE needs to check citizen status of Wayfair employees.
Posted by: Regular joe at June 25, 2019 06:54 PM (6/uwW) 184
Stacey Abrams writing out her fantasy with Trump:
The bedroom was opulent in a golden way. The Donald had shucked his expensive Armani suit and left the red tie hanging off a bedpost. His face was flushed with desire and all I could think about was getting a Double-Stack from Wendy's. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2019 06:54 PM (ppgMG) 185
Has MSDNC stayed away from this fruitcake or has she been on there too? I've only seen clips from her on CNN.
Posted by: Tami at June 25, 2019 06:54 PM (cF8AT) 186
Rape City went out of business.
Posted by: garrett at June 25, 2019 06:54 PM (o8BL9) 187
174 OT: PDT just endorsed Tillis and Mcsally.
Wow Posted by: rhomboid at June 25, 2019 06:52 PM (QDnY+) They both have a better pro-Trump voting record than the RINO's in the Senate that fold nearly every time a close vote occurs. Trump is one for results, not being chummy in the same corrupt party. So it actually makes sense in these crazy days. But yeah, WOW. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 25, 2019 06:54 PM (sy5kK) Posted by: Bill DeBlasio at June 25, 2019 06:55 PM (pPNCa) 189
Wifey is bothered by Trumps retort "not my type."
Per her Wiki page, apparently she's not anybody's type. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 06:55 PM (c/0Nr) 190
174 OT: PDT just endorsed Tillis and Mcsally.
Wow Posted by: rhomboid at June 25, 2019 06:52 PM (QDnY+) ----- Not even Trump's endorsement can get me to vote for Tillis. Posted by: MAGA at June 25, 2019 06:55 PM (I5LRE) 191
Trump should just nominate a new justice and start the confirmation process. Announce that it will be canceled when rbg shows up in public.... Watch heads explode. Packing the court my god he's packing the court!
Posted by: DXO at June 25, 2019 06:55 PM (nzKWW) 192
turns out the wife has been heavy-metal poisoning him over a period of months.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2019 06:51 PM That kind of music certainly trashes your hearing toot-suite. Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2019 06:55 PM (kK4Ub) 193
Divorced, no kids, 75 years old, claims not to have had intercourse since l'affaire Trump 24 years ago. No mention of any cats. Is it true she says she was raped 6 or 7 times, starting at age 7? Someone else was saying this yesterday, but I haven't confirmed it for myself. If so, claiming that rape #7 was the one that put her off sex is practically a line from a sitcom. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 06:55 PM (oVJmc) 194
That will be in 2024 when Hillary runs againsy Ry'leh Flatha'gan.
So you can either vote for an ancient eldritch horror, or a mind flayer. Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 25, 2019 06:55 PM (uR+Od) 195
171
ace, can't believe you don't believe her. happens every time i go to clothing store. babes are famous for that shit. all y'all lead sheltered lives. I gotta get up north more often. Carhartt section, right? Posted by: dartist at June 25, 2019 06:56 PM (K22Va) 196
ace, can't believe you don't believe her. happens every time i go to clothing store. babes are famous for that shit. all y'all lead sheltered lives.
Posted by: chavez the hugo Could I have the exact address where you shop? Just asking for that omni-present but ever-allusive friend. Posted by: Boswell at June 25, 2019 06:56 PM (32YRo) 197
150 In the future everyone will be raped by Trump for 15 minutes.
_________________ Man, I knew Trump had a strong work ethic, but that's damn impressive! Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 25, 2019 06:56 PM (k4dH2) 198
you know, you kind of expect your fake rape accusers to have more initiative than to steal their story from some stupid show.
she should have said that when he was done sodomizing her he formed some coat hanger into some brand of DT, heated with his lighter then burned it into her ass. something more believable. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 25, 2019 06:56 PM (HALdu) 199
160 Stacey Abrams is right now furiously working on a rape scenario with Trump.
Posted by: Jane D'oh --------- Me too! Posted by: Kim Foxx at June 25, 2019 06:49 PM (/dN1M) Same here! Posted by: Shep! at June 25, 2019 06:56 PM (c/0Nr) 200
Dear CNN Forum,
I never thought it would happen to me. It all started when my brave, handsome husband Lucius was away at a military encampment. The Prince, Tarquin, came to visit Collatia. I was honored to have the Royal Personage stay in our home, and treated him to the finest food and drink. He gave no indication of being anything except what one would expect of a scion from a such a distinguished line. After our repast, I retired to my quarters, and drifted comfortably to sleep. Everything changed when I awoke, feeling something cool and wet on my belly, to find the Prince washing my nude body. Somehow he had sneaked around my contingent of slaves, into my room! I was so alarmed and confused, I didn't know what to say or do... That's when he... changed. He told me to submit to his advances, or he would kill me and one of the slaves, and tell Lucius he'd caught me in an act of adultery. I couldn't bear to die with such dishonor, so I let the brute beast take me, then and there. Every day, I feel like I can't live with this shame, and I fear I'll take my own life. But I have to admit... the whole thing was pretty danged sexy, ya know? Posted by: E. Jean Carrroll at June 25, 2019 06:56 PM (WWR3X) 201
Of course, Greg Gutfeld said he wrote "Dear Penthouse" letters when he was at Berkley for beer money or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 06:43 PM (ptqGC) oh god I'll bet he did.... Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 06:46 PM (Kpl3J) I'm pretty sure he actually did. He talked about it a couple of years ago. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 06:47 PM (ptqGC) both because of his name and his voice, Greg Gutfeld always reminds me of Gilbert Gottfried, and now I'm imagining a Penthouse letter scenario with Gilbert Gottfried narrating it. hey jean e., that's a more entertaining scenario than the one you came up with! I didn't say it was good, just entertaining. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 06:57 PM (Kpl3J) 202
Is this a thing now? A fantasy delusion among the freaks on the left -
To be raped by powerful men? It sure sounds like she is claiming it as a symbol of her "victimhood" like for a while being a heroin addict was considered trendy and hip and proved you were "legit." Then for a while having abusive parents seemed to be everyone's burden they had to overcome. Or being "on the spectrum" It seems like the left is always looking for a way of proving they are oppressed or victimized or better than everyone else because of their hardships. But this one seems half fantasy as well. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 25, 2019 06:57 PM (LWu6U) 203
189 Wifey is bothered by Trumps retort "not my type."
Per her Wiki page, apparently she's not anybody's type. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 06:55 PM (c/0Nr) According to her she's everyone's type. Posted by: Tami at June 25, 2019 06:57 PM (cF8AT) 204
186; still going. right next to reptile gardens just out of rapid city, s.d. dakotans know how to partay!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 25, 2019 06:57 PM (KP5rU) 205
Tillis and Mcsally.
Wow Posted by: rhomboid at June 25, 2019 06:52 PM (QDnY+) Sounds like a country duo. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 25, 2019 06:57 PM (xPJvm) 206
something more believable.
"You telling me...barglegarglemmmppfff!!!!" - Jussie Smollett deep-throating a Subway club while wearing a noose tie. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2019 06:57 PM (ppgMG) 207
It is programmed for "Retard" mode.
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 06:46 PM (PbpT7) NTTAWWT. I think I speak for a fair share of the horde when I say, we've all dabbled in retard mode a time or two. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 25, 2019 06:57 PM (GBteo) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 25, 2019 06:58 PM (2kj6M) 209
Divorced, no kids, 75 years old, claims not to have had intercourse since l'affaire Trump 24 years ago. No mention of any cats.
No decent tomcat would bother with her. Posted by: Basement Cat at June 25, 2019 06:58 PM (pPNCa) 210
So...TDS meets trashy novel meets lonely aging Progtard in need of attention?
Posted by: exdem13 at June 25, 2019 06:58 PM (W+kMI) 211
So you can either vote for an ancient eldritch horror, or a mind flayer.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 25, 2019 06:55 PM (uR+Od) Deep Ones for the win. Posted by: Charles Dexter Ward at June 25, 2019 06:58 PM (rRxrm) 212
Every day, I feel like I can't live with this shame, and I fear I'll take my own life.
But I have to admit... the whole thing was pretty danged sexy, ya know? Posted by: E. Jean Carrroll at June 25, 2019 06:56 PM (WWR3X) That was not my proudest fap. Posted by: Vanya at June 25, 2019 06:58 PM (R7nPl) 213
carhart ftw!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 25, 2019 06:58 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 25, 2019 06:58 PM (FiUMj) 215
I think I speak for a fair share of the horde when I say, we've all dabbled in retard mode a time or two.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes ---------- SOP, for my first 29 years. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 25, 2019 06:58 PM (2kj6M) 216
I'm sure they're paying you. I hope it works out.
Posted by: Florida Man at June 25, 2019 06:58 PM (Jj+59) 217
Is it true she says she was raped 6 or 7 times, starting at age 7?
Someone else was saying this yesterday, but I haven't confirmed it for myself. If so, claiming that rape #7 was the one that put her off sex is practically a line from a sitcom. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 06:55 PM (oVJmc) No mention of that on Wiki, but it says she did claim Les Moonves went for the gold around the same time. Posted by: Shep! at June 25, 2019 06:59 PM (c/0Nr) 218
So...TDS meets trashy novel meets lonely aging Progtard in need of attention?
Posted by: exdem13 at June 25, 2019 06:58 PM (W+kMI) Working Title: Taken In From Pasture Posted by: Vanya at June 25, 2019 06:59 PM (R7nPl) 219
WIKI: "In 2002, Carroll co-founded Greatboyfriends.com with her sister, Cande Carroll. On the site, women recommended their ex-boyfriends to each other.[22] The Oprah Winfrey Show profiled the website in 2003. The Knot Inc. bought GreatBoyfriends in 2005."
Does this sound like a traumatized rape victim to you? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 06:59 PM (oVJmc) 220
155 Where the fuck is Ruth Bader Ginsburg?
Posted by: Max Power at June 25, 2019 06:48 PM (q177U) ------------- Being raped by Trump? Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 25, 2019 06:59 PM (gC2IV) 221
But Trump offended my vagina with his words!!!!!
Posted by: David French at June 25, 2019 06:59 PM (FTPVM) 222
>>I gotta get up north more often. Carhartt section, right?
You don't shop here for the Duck Cloth, do you? Posted by: Bear with Asymmetrical Balls at June 25, 2019 06:59 PM (o8BL9) 223
From Wiki, supplied without comment:
Carroll also runs the AskEJean.com website, based on the Elle column, where users can type in questions and receive instant video answers on topics such as careers, beauty, sex, men, diet, "sticky situations", and friends. Posted by: Shep! at June 25, 2019 07:00 PM (c/0Nr) 224
OT: PDT just endorsed Tillis and Mcsally.
Wow Posted by: rhomboid at June 25, 2019 06:52 PM (QDnY+) ----- Not even Trump's endorsement can get me to vote for Tillis. Posted by: MAGA at June 25, 2019 06:55 PM --- We are talking Mel Tillis right? I am onboard with that. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 25, 2019 07:00 PM (JUOKG) 225
205 Tillis and Mcsally.
Wow Posted by: rhomboid at June 25, 2019 06:52 PM (QDnY+) Sounds like a country duo. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 25, 2019 06:57 PM (xPJvm) Tillis always did a good job singing in spite of that stutter. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 07:00 PM (Kpl3J) 226
Stacey Abrams is right now furiously working on a rape scenario with Trump.
Posted by: Jane D'oh he walked into the room, grabbed two chairs, hit her over the back with one then used the other to wedge in between her legs to hold them open until he could figure out how the fuck he was going to do this without half dozen guys to hold the fat back. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 25, 2019 07:00 PM (HALdu) 227
both because of his name and his voice, Greg Gutfeld always reminds me of Gilbert Gottfried, and now I'm imagining a Penthouse letter scenario with Gilbert Gottfried narrating it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 06:57 PM (Kpl3J) On a company network so no YouTube, but there's a clip of him reading from 50 Shades of Gray Posted by: Vanya at June 25, 2019 07:00 PM (R7nPl) 228
Wifey is bothered by Trumps retort "not my type."
Not sure how anyone could be offended by that. Posted by: R.R.R.R.R. Jean Carroll at June 25, 2019 07:00 PM (EgshT) 229
Being raped by Trump?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 25, 2019 06:59 PM (gC2IV) Wouldn't the friction cause her to burst into flame? Posted by: asking for a friend at June 25, 2019 07:00 PM (rRxrm) Posted by: eleven at June 25, 2019 07:01 PM (tH5fk) 231
I realize this question is asked and answered, but why doesn't the president - or Kavanaugh, etc - start suing these people with their frivolous claims? It may be laughed out of court, but it's enough to embarrass these liars into not trying this again.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 25, 2019 07:01 PM (VWp7G) 232
Is it true she says she was raped 6 or 7 times, starting at age 7?
Someone else was saying this yesterday, but I haven't confirmed it for myself. If so, claiming that rape #7 was the one that put her off sex is practically a line from a sitcom. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 06:55 PM (oVJmc) She claims that at age 7 some boy stuck a "rock or stick" (she can't remember) up "there". https://tinyurl.com/y3jecrjr Do a search on the name 'James'. Posted by: Tami at June 25, 2019 07:01 PM (cF8AT) 233
not my type is perfectly appropriate as we discussed this morning. It's the equivalent of saying you can't rape the willing, and the unwilling won't rape
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 07:01 PM (JziUy) 234
LCD, you sure about that?
Dunno, more importantly dunno if better challengers are in prospect. Existing GOP will produce exactly what it has so far - almost nothing. Record to date provides very low confidence in WH's legislative savvy. Posted by: rhomboid at June 25, 2019 07:01 PM (QDnY+) 235
think I speak for a fair share of the horde when I say, we've all dabbled in retard mode a time or two.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes Just before we hit ludicrous retard speed...then all bets are off! Posted by: Boswell at June 25, 2019 07:01 PM (32YRo) 236
Wifey is bothered by Trumps retort "not my type." I say these fakers need to be publicly mocked and then sued.
Posted by: Regular joe at June 25, 2019 06:52 PM I heard about that on the radio and thought, "If you know she's lying, you're right to say it." Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 25, 2019 07:01 PM (/+bwe) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 25, 2019 07:01 PM (u82oZ) 238
E. Jean Carroll has written five books:
Female Difficulties: Sorority Sisters, Rodeo Queens, Frigid Women, Smut Stars, and Other Modern Girls (Bantam Books, 1985) A Dog in Heat Is a Hot Dog and Other Rules to Live By (a collection of her Ask E. Jean columns, Pocket Books, 1996) Hunter: The Strange and Savage Life of Hunter S. Thompson (Dutton, 1993) Mr. Right, Right Now (HarperCollins, 2004) What Do We Need Men For?: A Modest Proposal (St. Martin's Press, 2019) Okaaaaay. Posted by: Shep! at June 25, 2019 07:01 PM (c/0Nr) 239
Is this a thing now? A fantasy delusion among the freaks on the left -
To be raped by powerful men? ===== All signs point to "Yes." Posted by: Handmaid's Tale at June 25, 2019 07:01 PM (JcXHH) 240
"She sure seemed turned on by Gloria Vanderbilt, Jr."
Jane D'oh -- that's twice today you've made me laugh so loud I scared the dog! Posted by: G marks the spot at June 25, 2019 07:02 PM (lu8cl) 241
175 Wasn't PT on Howard Stern's show around this same time, where they discussed PT had his female partners medically examined prior to intimacy? A Stern fan told me that, so that in itself makes it questionable, of course.
Posted by: Ever at June 25, 2019 06:50 PM (ZZDMQ) Trump's supposed to be a bit of a germaphobe. So, that makes sense. Hell, I'd probably do the same thing in his shoes. What with Hollywood stars relating their colon cancer to their husband's throat cancer. A lot of very good looking but potentially icky fish in that sea. Posted by: naturalfake at June 25, 2019 07:02 PM (r1/AF) 242
"Not my type " is a obvious throw away line.
Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2019 07:02 PM (BbGew) 243
I guess Jean Carroll figured she had a better legal case than Stormy Daniels? Sadly I think Stormy had a better shot.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2019 07:02 PM (ppgMG) 244
Yahoo News:
"Mexico will not detain migrants, says president." -- I would think they wouldn't have to. Just say, "turn around and walk in the southern direction." In espanol, of course. Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 25, 2019 07:02 PM (JoUsr) 245
ginsberg's cobweb encrusted uterus just fell out doing squats at planet fitness. will return to the bench tomorrow. gloves and all.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 25, 2019 07:02 PM (KP5rU) 246
Stacey Abrams is right now furiously working on a rape scenario with Trump.
"I stood in the shower, crying, trying to wash off all that flour..." Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 07:02 PM (oVJmc) 247
She claims that at age 7 some boy stuck a "rock or stick" (she can't remember) up "there".
https://tinyurl.com/y3jecrjr Do a search on the name 'James'. Posted by: Tami at June 25, 2019 07:01 PM (cF8AT) OK, it's official. She's batshit crazy. Posted by: Shep! at June 25, 2019 07:03 PM (c/0Nr) 248
"She sure seemed turned on by Gloria Vanderbilt, Jr." Jane D'oh -- that's twice today you've made me laugh so loud I scared the dog! Posted by: G marks the spot at June 25, 2019 07:02 PM (lu8cl) Another moron here came up with Gloria Vanderbilt, Jr. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 07:03 PM (ptqGC) 249
Not sure how anyone could be offended by that.
--- oh there's this whole hoighty toighty thing about it. NPC trolls think it's an admission of guilt if circumstances had been different. Not that the idea was preposterous in the first place. because rape is really about capitalism and shit. Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 07:03 PM (JziUy) 250
sock off
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 07:03 PM (c/0Nr) 251
Tttttttttttttttttrump just enddddddddddorsed mmmmmmmme.
Posted by: Mel Tillis at June 25, 2019 07:03 PM (gC2IV) 252
211 So you can either vote for an ancient eldritch horror, or a mind flayer.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 25, 2019 06:55 PM (uR+Od) Deep Ones for the win. Posted by: Charles Dexter Ward at June 25, 2019 06:58 PM (rRxrm) As long as they don't dehumanize or mock their victims, either would be fine with me. Posted by: David French at June 25, 2019 07:03 PM (BJKQV) 253
I don't even think Cthulhu would stick a tentacle in Carroll's crazy...
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2019 07:03 PM (ppgMG) 254
He was head of the CIA, and got taken in by an obviously whiffy story about hookers peeing on a bed etc. How can someone that gullible end up in that position?
--------- I'm assuming with one foot atop the headboard and the other on the mattress. Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2019 07:04 PM (Dh1wo) Posted by: Whoopsie at June 25, 2019 07:04 PM (UFLLM) 256
228 Wifey is bothered by Trumps retort "not my type."
Not sure how anyone could be offended by that. Posted by: R.R.R.R.R. Jean Carroll at June 25, 2019 07:00 PM (EgshT) I have to say -- *most* women I've met in life have used that exact phrase to describe me. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 25, 2019 07:04 PM (GBteo) 257
If only she had watched Bad Santa that night instead of Law and Order.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 25, 2019 07:04 PM (LWu6U) 258
>>>If only she had watched Bad Santa that night instead of Law and Order.
We'd at least see some Dwarf action... Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 25, 2019 07:05 PM (VWp7G) 259
Wifey is bothered by Trumps retort "not my type." I say these fakers need to be publicly mocked and then sued.
-- What's worse? 1. Being accused of rape. or 2. Brushing off the woman's accusation by cracking about her looks. I'm gonna have to go with being accused of rape. Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 25, 2019 07:05 PM (JoUsr) 260
She claims that at age 7 some boy stuck a "rock or stick" (she can't remember) up "there".
Posted by: Tami at June 25, 2019 07:01 PM (cF8AT) http://tinyurl.com/yyyyvun2 Posted by: hogmartin at June 25, 2019 07:05 PM (t+qrx) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2019 07:05 PM (ppgMG) 262
I was actually leaning towards this did happen (groupie scenario) until the LOSVU clip. and also the germ thing. I don't think trump does one night stands or, at least groupies.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 07:06 PM (JziUy) 263
until he could figure out how the fuck he was going to do this without half dozen guys to hold the fat back
I've heard hospitals actually have a FUPA belt to help with the ever expanding population's medical needs. Posted by: bonhomme at June 25, 2019 07:06 PM (9t0Zz) Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 25, 2019 07:06 PM (VWp7G) 265
108 I guess this woman doesn't have any family or friends who could have told her this was not a good idea. She's doing nothing but embarrassing herself. Sad.
No, she is clearly incapable of feeling embarrassment, and I suspect any friends or family that CAN feel embarrassment want to avoid it by remaining unknown. Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 25, 2019 07:06 PM (1wNUE) 266
I have to say -- *most* women I've met in life have used that exact phrase to describe me.
Same here. I just chalked it up to having dodged a bullet, so to speak. Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 25, 2019 07:06 PM (EgshT) 267
254 He was head of the CIA, and got taken in by an obviously whiffy story about hookers peeing on a bed etc. How can someone that gullible end up in that position?
--------- I'm assuming with one foot atop the headboard and the other on the mattress. Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2019 07:04 PM (Dh1wo) Ehhhh... but the foot would depress the mattress, causing said pee to puddle on and around the foot. No, I'd say one leg on the nightstand, one on the headboard, and two hands holding the head board. Now I don't know how much weight Russian hotel headboards can support, so that's definitely an "x" factor here. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 25, 2019 07:06 PM (GBteo) 268
If only she had watched Bad Santa that night instead of Law and Order.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 25, 2019 07:04 PM (LWu6U) Or Porky's. Then she could have claimed it had a mole on it. Posted by: asking for a friend at June 25, 2019 07:06 PM (rRxrm) 269
She claims that at age 7 some boy stuck a "rock or stick" (she can't remember) up "there".
====== No shit??? Posted by: Lena Dunham's Sister at June 25, 2019 07:07 PM (JcXHH) 270
Hunter: The Strange and Savage Life of Hunter S. Thompson (Dutton, 1993)
___________________ Somebody was saying on one of the earlier threads that Carroll had written a fictional story for this particular book, and in the story the female character goes to Hunter's house and gets in his hot tub (or gets pushed in, I forget), and then Hunter uses a knife to cut off her leggings, and then he rapes her. Commenter also said that Carroll was on some t.v. show the other day, saying that Hunter Thompson had done this to her (and again, she was in her 50's at the time). Apparently the old bat can't tell the difference between reality and fiction. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 25, 2019 07:07 PM (k4dH2) 271
She claims that at age 7 some boy stuck a "rock or stick" (she can't remember) up "there".
Was it Lena Dunham? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 07:07 PM (oVJmc) 272
She claims that at age 7 some boy stuck a "rock or stick" (she can't remember) up "there".
Posted by: Tami at June 25, 2019 07:01 PM (cF8AT) She was Lena Dunham'd? Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2019 07:07 PM (ptqGC) 273
Color me shocked:
Yahoo News: "Mexico will not detain migrants, says president." Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 25, 2019 06:58 PM (FiUMj) Mexican army is helping to boost them over the fence. Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 25, 2019 07:07 PM (1g7ch) 274
She claims that at age 7 some boy stuck a "rock or stick" (she can't remember) up "there". Posted by: Tami at June 25, 2019 07:01 PM (cF8AT) It's easy to get the two confused. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 25, 2019 07:07 PM (TAmPV) 275
claims not to have had intercourse since l'affaire Trump 24 years ago.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 06:53 PM (c/0Nr) ----------- Does she really? I guess her method didn't really work then. https://tinyurl.com/y3da7pt2 Posted by: bluebell at June 25, 2019 07:07 PM (aXucN) 276
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 07:06 PM (JziUy)
He's way too rich and way too high profile and most importantly, way too smart to pull tail off the street. When Trump wants ladies, he founds the Miss Universe contest and makes them come to *him*. Posted by: Vanya at June 25, 2019 07:07 PM (R7nPl) 277
243 I guess Jean Carroll figured she had a better legal case than Stormy Daniels? Sadly I think Stormy had a better shot.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2019 07:02 PM (ppgMG) Jean has no "legal case" at all, and she knows it. This is the one part that causes me to suspect strongly that she's not completely crazy, and that she's completely aware of what she's doing. She refuses to file any reports or make a complaint which means that she KNOWS she could get in trouble if she said any of this under oath. So she just flat out refuses to repeat any of these claims under oath, never has, never will. That's what you call a "tell", right there. (and as long as she never makes the claim under oath, no investigator of any kind will ever be interested in it,, so she's home free) Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 07:07 PM (Kpl3J) 278
Evenin', Horde. What fresh hell?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 25, 2019 07:08 PM (+PyNt) 279
I always hang out at Banana Rapepublic stores here for the best tail.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2019 07:08 PM (Dh1wo) Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 25, 2019 07:08 PM (JcXHH) 281
262 I was actually leaning towards this did happen (groupie scenario) until the LOSVU clip. and also the germ thing. I don't think trump does one night stands or, at least groupies.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 07:06 PM (JziUy) This is what I've been saying this entire time. I'm also kind of a germophobe -- I would never fuck a porn star (and she added that it was unprotected sex... I mean, I'd rather stick my dick in an oven then fuck a porn "star" rawdog. No way you don't get the dick flu.) And this latest story? I don't know, c'mon. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 25, 2019 07:08 PM (GBteo) 282
She claims that at age 7 some boy stuck a "rock or stick" (she can't remember) up "there".
Is it still there? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 07:08 PM (c/0Nr) 283
No, she is clearly incapable of feeling embarrassment, and I suspect any friends or family that CAN feel embarrassment want to avoid it by remaining unknown.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 25, 2019 07:06 PM (1wNUE) If she had any family or friends who could have told her this was a bad idea, they would have a very long list of things to tell her is a bad idea. It would be years before they got to this one, even if they summarized them. Most people haven't got the patience. Posted by: hogmartin at June 25, 2019 07:09 PM (t+qrx) 284
He forced me up against the wall and kissed me deeply, passionately. He undid my belt and Hagar slacks and let them drop to the floor. My womanhood was hard and throbbing. He let drop his own pants and it was like the sun came out from behind dark clouds. Such beautiful clouds of ginger hair, pierced by the pillar of girth itself. Mmmm Orangeman Good!!!
Posted by: David French at June 25, 2019 07:09 PM (FTPVM) 285
I always hang out at Banana Rapepublic stores here for the best tail.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2019 07:08 PM (Dh1wo) Really? Hot Topic always works for me. Posted by: Joey B at June 25, 2019 07:09 PM (rRxrm) 286
Just don't start linking Walter Russell Mead. if I was Mao he's first in line with a bucket full of night soil headed to the rice paddy.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 25, 2019 07:09 PM (Jj+59) 287
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 07:07 PM (Kpl3J)
And what was the rush? It's only 24 years ago. She must have had a hellacious "to do" list. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 25, 2019 07:09 PM (c/0Nr) 288
People underestimate how hard it is to cremate something.
We were camped out at a beach in Eureka. A dead cow washed up on the beach, which our dogs decided was the most wonderful thing ever. My husband and a friend decided to cremate the cow. It took over 2 cords of wood and several days. The dogs were disappointed. Posted by: notsothoreau at June 25, 2019 07:09 PM (JKNZq) 289
stormy was refused entrance into canada, this week. guess they were worried she would fuck up trudoe's gay persona. gotta fly that freak flag.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 25, 2019 07:10 PM (KP5rU) 290
I'll tell my dog it wasn't you the second time Jane
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 25, 2019 07:10 PM (lu8cl) 291
234 LCD, you sure about that?
Dunno, more importantly dunno if better challengers are in prospect. Existing GOP will produce exactly what it has so far - almost nothing. Record to date provides very low confidence in WH's legislative savvy. Posted by: rhomboid at June 25, 2019 07:01 PM (QDnY+) I'm going on watching Trump in action for 3 years now. He is quite willing to work with whoever works with him, regardless of their political stripes. I understand it makes sense to see who is running first, but look at AZ, they had some piss poor R candidates. What makes anyone think they will come up with someone better, that can also win? The Tillis thing IMO, is a local matter. We saw what happened when the R's got involved with AL politics, they got their azz handed to them. My solution is to hang about 50 in any combination, the Democrat Lefties and Corporate Cuck leaders a month. Then re-evaluate the following month if anything has improved. But I don't have the money for a campaign to get elected. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 25, 2019 07:10 PM (sy5kK) 292
>>> I always hang out at Banana Rapepublic stores here for the best tail.
Bath & Body Works. Hot moms. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 25, 2019 07:10 PM (VWp7G) 293
Carroll was on some t.v. show the other day, saying that Hunter Thompson had done this to her
No wonder Thompson shot himself-- it was the only way to delete the memory. Posted by: Basement Cat at June 25, 2019 07:10 PM (pPNCa) 294
She claims that at age 7 some boy stuck a "rock or stick" (she can't remember) up "there".
That's from her book? It's obvious, ridiculous fiction. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 07:11 PM (oVJmc) 295
Bath & Body Works. Hot moms.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 25, 2019 07:10 PM (VWp7G) --------- Well, cowboy, I thought you'd hang out at Justice. Posted by: bluebell at June 25, 2019 07:11 PM (aXucN) 296
Jean Carroll has no cats because "cats have cat style."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2019 07:11 PM (ppgMG) 297
Commenter also said that Carroll was on some t.v. show the other day, saying that Hunter Thompson had done this to her (and again, she was in her 50's at the time).
Apparently the old bat can't tell the difference between reality and fiction. Posted by: TrivialPursuer Man, throw in some gin and this gal is the pacific fleet's next liberty call Posted by: Boswell at June 25, 2019 07:11 PM (32YRo) 298
259 Wifey is bothered by Trumps retort "not my type." I say these fakers need to be publicly mocked and then sued.
-- A lot of women don't really care for Rodney Dangerfield jokes, which is what that was. "Hey Judge, If I'd have known she was a Statue, I wouldn't have raped her!!!" Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 07:11 PM (Kpl3J) 299
This is absolutely no surprise whatsoever.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 25, 2019 07:11 PM (NWiLs) 300
Now I don't know how much weight Russian hotel headboards can support, so that's definitely an "x" factor here.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 25, 2019 07:06 PM Someone with a degree in Kinkestics or Uncivil Engineering could probably tell you. Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 25, 2019 07:11 PM (/+bwe) Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 25, 2019 07:11 PM (VWp7G) 302
285 I always hang out at Banana Rapepublic stores here for the best tail.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2019 07:08 PM (Dh1wo) Really? Hot Topic always works for me. Posted by: Joey B at June 25, 2019 07:09 PM (rRxrm) ... You know there's a store called Wet Seal right? Posted by: TexasDan at June 25, 2019 07:12 PM (yL25O) 303
288 People underestimate how hard it is to cremate something.
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 25, 2019 07:09 PM (JKNZq) Tell me about it! Posted by: SS soldiers who tried to burn Hitlers body -- what, too soon? at June 25, 2019 07:12 PM (GBteo) 304
Man, throw in some gin and this gal is the pacific fleet's next liberty call
Posted by: Boswell at June 25, 2019 07:11 PM (32YRo) -------- I don't think she needs any more gin. Posted by: bluebell at June 25, 2019 07:12 PM (aXucN) 305
Jean Carroll has no cats because "cats have cat style."
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2019 07:11 PM (ppgMG) And cat class. Posted by: hogmartin at June 25, 2019 07:12 PM (t+qrx) 306
That's from her book? It's obvious, ridiculous fiction.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 07:11 PM (oVJmc) Yeah, sister would have been more believable. Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 25, 2019 07:12 PM (rRxrm) 307
Mexican army is helping to boost them over the fence.
Is the MX army going to help people cross the border? Yes. Is the MX army going to let people cross for free? Hell no. That means even though they will assist border crossings, they will still limit them by adding another toll for illegal migrants. Posted by: bonhomme at June 25, 2019 07:12 PM (9t0Zz) 308
My wife always told/tells me to pick out a gay guy to help me pick out cloths? Maybe that is why I never got laid at the mall?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 25, 2019 07:12 PM (85Gof) 309
No wonder Thompson shot himself-- it was the only way to delete the memory.
So the drugs and booze did not block out the memory of a two-bag night? Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2019 07:12 PM (ppgMG) 310
273 Mexican army is helping to boost them over the fence.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 25, 2019 07:07 PM (1g7ch) AMLObrador doesn't dare piss off his Cartel Paymasters. Posted by: Hikaru at June 25, 2019 07:12 PM (pgXNG) Posted by: eleven at June 25, 2019 07:13 PM (tH5fk) 312
My wife always told/tells me to pick out a gay guy to help me pick out cloths? Maybe that is why I never got laid at the mall?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at J some gay guy will lay you at the mall if you ask him nicely. Posted by: yankeefifth at June 25, 2019 07:13 PM (HALdu) Posted by: ace at June 25, 2019 07:13 PM (PbpT7) 314
I always hang out at Banana Rapepublic stores here for the best tail.
Lane Bryant girls are just so grateful! Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 07:13 PM (oVJmc) 315
Well, cowboy, I thought you'd hang out at Justice.
Posted by: bluebell Isn't that where all the hot moms where tight shorts that say "Juicy" on the ass? Posted by: Boswell at June 25, 2019 07:13 PM (32YRo) 316
The Wayfair employees need to be fired and replaced with temp workers from the Home Depot parking lot with xeroxed social insecurity cards.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 25, 2019 07:13 PM (Clxcy) Posted by: dartist at June 25, 2019 07:13 PM (K22Va) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2019 07:13 PM (ppgMG) 319
>>>Okay, show of hands: Who DIDN'T rape this poor woman?
I was slated for Sunday, but now she's booked solid, IYKWIM Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 25, 2019 07:14 PM (VWp7G) 320
Hunter S. Thompson was a 'just the facts' journalist compared to her.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 07:14 PM (oVJmc) 321
Isn't that where all the hot moms where tight shorts that say "Juicy" on the ass?
Posted by: Boswell at June 25, 2019 07:13 PM (32YRo) --------- Actually, I think it's the one where pre-teen girls shop so none of you should be going there. Posted by: bluebell at June 25, 2019 07:14 PM (aXucN) 322
She claims that at age 7 some boy stuck a "rock or stick" (she can't remember) up "there".
I know, right? When I was 15, I stuck a light bulb up my butt. Coulda been a socket wrench, but it was definitely in the hardware category. Posted by: pep at June 25, 2019 07:14 PM (T6t7i) 323
What's worse?
1. Being accused of rape. or 2. Brushing off the woman's accusation by cracking about her looks. I'm gonna have to go with being accused of rape. Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 25, 2019 07:05 PM (JoUsr) Yeah. I'm not understanding people's lack of perspective. Biden calls Trump an "fundamental threat to America" and that he's "tearing down the guardrails of democracy." Then Trump calls Biden an idiot - and Trump is the bad guy. Posted by: 29Victor at June 25, 2019 07:14 PM (BJKQV) 324
Posted by: David French at June 25, 2019 07:09 PM
*reads* *begins search for mental health counselors and hypnotists specializing in suppressing memories* Posted by: Bert G at June 25, 2019 07:14 PM (OMsf+) 325
Gotta run, but quickly, not sure endorsing at this stage makes sense, neither have shown any potential, and Mcsally is a proven loser [bigly]. Change is required if any real progress is to be expected. There's a reason the voters imposed PDT on the GOP over its desperate resistance.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 25, 2019 07:14 PM (QDnY+) 326
316 The Wayfair employees need to be fired and replaced with temp workers from the Home Depot parking lot with xeroxed social insecurity cards.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 25, 2019 07:13 PM (Clxcy) That would amuse me. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 25, 2019 07:14 PM (GBteo) 327
Done trying to persuade people to vote for a cucky border bitch and a dykey mediocrity. Honestly, Sinema earned her win over McSally, and she's actually a tradeup from McCain.
Personally, I'd only volunteer for Trump, or a Senator who put razing DC as a major platform point. Posted by: trev006 at June 25, 2019 07:14 PM (V7fbc) 328
>>>Isn't that where all the hot moms where tight shorts that say "Juicy" on the ass?
Great, now I'm thinking of Smollett. Thanks for that vomit. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 25, 2019 07:15 PM (VWp7G) 329
Lane Bryant girls are just so grateful!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles Mehgan McCain fully indorses this statement... Posted by: Boswell at June 25, 2019 07:15 PM (32YRo) Posted by: eleven at June 25, 2019 07:15 PM (tH5fk) 331
you know, before vs rolled out their juicy couture line do you think they evaluated juicy vs squishy?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 25, 2019 07:15 PM (HALdu) 332
a bit OT - there's a story out on why CNN is still hanging on to some viewers, and it mentions the Airport Channel. Confirms what I've always suspected, as to why no other news channel can "compete" with CNN to be shown there.
CNN actually pays the airports for the right to be allowed to place their own TV's in the airports and show travelers their broadcast. Nobody else in the business is stupid and desperate enough to throw money away that blatantly. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 25, 2019 07:15 PM (Kpl3J) 333
Okay, show of hands: Who DIDN'T rape this poor woman?
--- the female narrative probably goes like this... gal in her 20's "i fucked the professor because he's so powerful it's hot" now-a-feminist in her 40's "that professor took advantage of me because of his power" feminist in her 60's, "the professor was so overcome by me that he took me repeatedly" Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 07:15 PM (JziUy) 334
321 Isn't that where all the hot moms where tight shorts that say "Juicy" on the ass?
Posted by: Boswell at June 25, 2019 07:13 PM (32YRo) --------- Actually, I think it's the one where pre-teen girls shop so none of you should be going there. Posted by: bluebell at June 25, 2019 07:14 PM (aXucN) When I see that I want to find their parents and slap the shit out of them for letting their LITTLE girls walk around like hookers Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 25, 2019 07:16 PM (85Gof) Posted by: eleven at June 25, 2019 07:16 PM (tH5fk) 336
This woman has been violated more times than I have!
Posted by: The Chicken at June 25, 2019 07:16 PM (PbpT7) 337
Mexican army is helping to boost them over the fence.
Is the MX army going to help people cross the border? Yes. _______________ They'll provide look-out services for the cartels. Alert them if any BP are in the area. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 25, 2019 07:17 PM (k4dH2) 338
come on, it's probably a wayfair union guy trying to do some DNC activism.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 25, 2019 07:17 PM (JziUy) 339
Hunter S. Thompson was a 'just the facts' journalist compared to her.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 25, 2019 07:14 PM (oVJmc) We were somewhere around Bergdorf Goodman, on the edge of the lingerie department, when the drugs began to take hold. Posted by: Zombie Hunter S. Thompson at June 25, 2019 07:17 PM (rRxrm) 340
>>>When I see that I want to find their parents and slap the shit out of them for letting their LITTLE girls walk around like hookers
My 10-year old buys socks there. The slutty stuff? No. F**king. Chance. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 25, 2019 07:17 PM (VWp7G) 341
74 and totally squared away.
Posted by: eleven at June 25, 2019 07:16 PM (tH5fk) --- I've only been out of the Army for a decade. The term "squared away" changed that much since then? Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2019 07:17 PM (RU4sa) 342
Isn't that where all the hot moms where tight shorts that say "Juicy" on the ass?
If that's not the place, where do the hot moms with tight shorts hang out? Asking for a friend. Posted by: bonhomme at June 25, 2019 07:17 PM (9t0Zz) 343
As your attorney, I advise you to rape this aging lunatic.
Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson's lawyer at June 25, 2019 07:18 PM (PbpT7) 344
Cat class is pooping in a box.
Posted by: eleven at June 25, 2019 07:15 PM (tH5fk) And sometimes falling off a couch while asleep. Posted by: hogmartin at June 25, 2019 07:18 PM (t+qrx) 345
*waves to SMH*
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2019 07:18 PM (ppgMG) 346
Ah, the Dick Wolf Universe! My brother watched a couple of re-runs of Chicago P.D. and noticed that the bad guy in each episode had a crucifix hanging on the wall of his home.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: in Dick Wolf's universe, O.J. is white, Leopold and Loeb are homophobic, Cybill Shepherd is both Paula Deen and George Zimmerman (who gets away with murder, because Manhattan society is racist), and the only bad abortion clinic is one that never, ever performs abortions. Posted by: Pete in TX at June 25, 2019 07:18 PM (2RBkF) 347
If that's not the place, where do the hot moms with tight shorts hang out?
Asking for a friend. Posted by: bonhomme apparently you missed the fake vagina thread. that's a MAN, baby! Posted by: nurse ratched at June 25, 2019 07:18 PM (d7Ww2) 348
If that's not the place, where do the hot moms with tight shorts hang out?
Asking for a friend. Posted by: bonhomme at June 25, 2019 07:17 PM (9t0Zz) Eh, I see a few at the gym. I don't think anyone goes to physical stores anymore. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 25, 2019 07:18 PM (GBteo) 349
a drunken mish raped me in a dressing room at a bergdorf goodman's back in '77. now i remember where the keys are for my '76 bloody red coupe camaro. that wanton slut.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 25, 2019 07:18 PM (KP5rU) 350
>>>If that's not the place, where do the hot moms with tight shorts hang out? Asking for a friend.
Chick-Fil-A. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 25, 2019 07:18 PM (VWp7G) 351
feminist in her 60's, "the professor was so overcome by me that he took me repeatedly"
Posted by: Keto not Beto Carroll's in her 70's now, so now its "the professor was, wait, who was he, her, I forget? I vaguely remember a song, though...I'm a little teapot, short and stout..." Posted by: Boswell at June 25, 2019 07:18 PM (32YRo) 352
"No one rapes people at Bergdorf. It's too popular~!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 25, 2019 07:19 PM (DrqHq) 353
you know, before vs rolled out their juicy couture line do you think they evaluated juicy vs squishy?
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 25, 2019 07:15 PM (HALdu) "Swampy" Posted by: hogmartin at June 25, 2019 07:19 PM (t+qrx) 354
340 >>>When I see that I want to find their parents and slap the shit out of them for letting their LITTLE girls walk around like hookers
My 10-year old buys socks there. The slutty stuff? No. F**king. Chance. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 25, 2019 07:17 PM (VWp7G) --- My daughter may be a lefty, but even she would lose her shit if her little girls dressed like little hookers. She prefers to dress them in camo and neutral colors Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2019 07:19 PM (RU4sa) 355
316 The Wayfair employees need to be fired and replaced with temp workers from the Home Depot parking lot with xeroxed social insecurity cards.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 25, 2019 07:13 PM (Clxcy) Excellent. Posted by: rickl at June 25, 2019 07:19 PM (sdi6R) 356
350 >>>If that's not the place, where do the hot moms with tight shorts hang out? Asking for a friend.
Chick-Fil-A. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 25, 2019 07:18 PM (VWp7G) Want some fries to go with that shake? Yes ma'am, that'll be 7.89. Posted by: Insomniac at June 25, 2019 07:20 PM (NWiLs) 357
Back back homers to open the game for the Yankees
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 25, 2019 07:20 PM (85Gof) 358
Nood, and all my genius is washed away like - cough - tears in the rain.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 25, 2019 07:20 PM (DrqHq) 359
Next Wayfair will employees will refuse to take orders from Trump supporters.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 25, 2019 07:20 PM (RBOtF) 360
Now I don't know how much weight Russian hotel headboards can support, so that's definitely an "x" factor here.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 25, 2019 07:06 PM (GBteo) I actually have a book around here with live loads for various building codes including the defunct USSR. Like hotels here, headboard is probably mounted to wall and would be ADA compliant. So, on order of 300 lbs. Probably more in the old Soviet, though starving they were heftier. So, say, 500 lbs. /without looking it up Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 25, 2019 07:20 PM (1g7ch) 361
>>>She prefers to dress them in camo and neutral colors
Mine is growing like a weed, and I have sent her back to her room when she outgrows her shorts. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 25, 2019 07:20 PM (VWp7G) 362
Helloooooo nurse! And thank God I missed the thread you're referring to. Or at least, I hope I did...
Posted by: Insomniac at June 25, 2019 07:21 PM (NWiLs) 363
I did not have FNAGHN relations with that woman...
Posted by: Cthulhu Clinton at June 25, 2019 07:21 PM (q6jjE) 364
you know, before vs rolled out their juicy couture line do you think they evaluated juicy vs squishy? Posted by: yankeefifth at June 25, 2019 07:15 PM (HALdu) "Swampy" Posted by: hogmartin at June 25, 2019 07:19 PM (t+qrx) "Dischargey" Posted by: asking for a friend at June 25, 2019 07:21 PM (rRxrm) Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 25, 2019 07:21 PM (VWp7G) 366
Why does the left keep coming up with these crazed lunatics with incredible stories that are accepted enthusiastically until the clouds open up and a voice says, "Liar". Then it goes down the memory hole.
I really don't get it. Posted by: davo at June 25, 2019 07:22 PM (sMLEE) 367
Why does the left keep coming up with these crazed lunatics with incredible stories that are accepted enthusiastically until the clouds open up and a voice says, "Liar". Then it goes down the memory hole.
I really don't get it. Posted by: davo ------ It will actually stick in the minds of a significant portion of the swinish multitude. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 25, 2019 07:24 PM (KoKdw) 368
My theory is that Trump really takes Kellyanne Conway's political advice. Thus you get Tillis and McSally endorsements.
Posted by: MAGA at June 25, 2019 07:25 PM (HnyHv) 369
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--- My daughter may be a lefty, but even she would lose her shit if her little girls dressed like little hookers. She prefers to dress them in camo and neutral colors Posted by: SMH at June 25, 2019 07:19 PM (RU4sa) **************** Show her Desmond is Amazing. This is what the Left is pushing on kids. Maybe she'll see the light. Posted by: redridinghood at June 25, 2019 07:30 PM (RBOtF) 370
Pete,
If Law and Order forgets to "signal" who the bad guy is with a cross around the neck, they remember and put an American flag on the wall of their home somewhere. Posted by: Ktgreat at June 25, 2019 07:34 PM (f8ilN) 371
Okay. One hooker with both feet spread apart balancing on the baseboard with a second hooker holding her from behind creating a parabola effect of spray covering the middle and top of the mattress? Alot of failed-gymnasts hooking in Moscow is my bet so it wouldn't be too difficult a pose.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2019 07:37 PM (Dh1wo) 372
Every man I have ever shopped with had only one desire while in a department store - the desire to leave the store and go home.
"You wanted a black dress. You've tried on 10 black dresses. They all look OK. Pick one and let's go." "But none of them are the RIGHT black dress." "Oh fer chrissakes..." Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at June 25, 2019 07:38 PM (d6Ksn) Posted by: MoJoTee at June 25, 2019 07:39 PM (O7t6I) 374
Moar Trump fantasies? Those NRO boys must be chomping at the bit for an opening.
Posted by: Fritz at June 25, 2019 07:46 PM (kLDv+) 375
297 Commenter also said that Carroll was on some t.v. show the other day, saying that Hunter Thompson had done this to her (and again, she was in her 50's at the time). "
To be specific, she said Thompson cut her tights off with a knife - but she didn't consider that rape, it was only an "adventure." Yeah, I guess having a drug-addled lunatic like Thompson slashing away at your clothes with a knife is just good fun - if it is just a creation of your little fantasy world. Which is what her stories are - she wants the world to think she was such a hottie back in her 50's that famous men just couldn't restrain themselves around her. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at June 25, 2019 07:47 PM (d6Ksn) 376
Funny you should mention Cthulhu: I actually wrote him in rather than vote for the Democrat, or the other Democrat (McCain) in Arizona's 2016 Senate election. I figured ... {juggling motion} ... Cthulhu ... McCain ... I KNOW which is the lesser evil.
Posted by: Kingsnake at June 25, 2019 09:56 PM (3JbJY) 377
It appears that now the headlines are torn from TV, as opposed to vice versa, at least regarding these psychotic women making up accusations of rape.
Remember the text conversations made up for the UVa rape story were taken word for word from an episode of Dawson's Creek. I wonder which TV show Blasey-Ford appropriated her tale from... Posted by: sialhat at June 26, 2019 12:19 AM (Le4jq) 378
284 He forced me up against the wall and kissed me deeply, passionately. He undid my belt and Hagar slacks and let them drop to the floor. My womanhood was hard and throbbing. He let drop his own pants and it was like the sun came out from behind dark clouds. Such beautiful clouds of ginger hair, pierced by the pillar of girth itself. Mmmm Orangeman Good!!!
Posted by: David French at June 25, 2019 07:09 PM (FTPVM) We got a writer among us. Posted by: m at June 26, 2019 01:23 AM (OMgAl) 379
Right, then it's time to see what I've been talking with.
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