Chicago PD Releasing Video From Jussie Smollett Fake Hate Crime Hoax

The video released so far features race arsonist/narcissist Jussie Smollett still wearing the "noose" around his neck, long after the "attack."

Body camera video of CPD officers entering Jussie Smollett’s apartment the night attack was reported.

He still has rope around his neck. @cbschicago pic.twitter.com/Fnp0jmo8Ra
— Charlie De Mar (@CharlieDeMar) June 24, 2019

This next video is so bizarre I don't know if it's real, a prank, or some kind of mistake.

Supposedly, this video shows the Nigerian brothers in a cab on the way to the attack.

Dressed... inconspicuously. Like they imagine Trump voters dress, I guess.

But if this is real... why is the tax driver also dressed in a white Hazmat suit?

I am very doubtful of this but it's so bizarre I'd be derelict if I didn't post it.

Video from inside taxi of Osundairo brother’s on their way to meet Jussie Smollett night of reported attack..according to CPD@cbschicago pic.twitter.com/kYbUcoiwi5
— Charlie De Mar (@CharlieDeMar) June 24, 2019

Is there something about Chicago I don't know about?

Answer, from lurker (the other one):

Not a hazmat suit. The vehicle interior camera is partially in IR wavelengths - black clothing, for example, often shows up white.

I wondered about that, but the street light outside the car looks natural (a sort of sodium yellow) so I didn't think it was false color. But this makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:25 PM

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1 st?

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 08:28 PM (MVjcR)

2 Impactful.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2019 08:28 PM (LxTcq)

3 Ha!

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2019 08:28 PM (MVjcR)

4 All your best Klansmen use curtain strings for nooses.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 08:29 PM (fuK7c)

5 Isn't 70 hours listening to Yakkity Sax kinda over the top? Or cruel and unusual punishment?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:30 PM (30k51)

6
He was so scarred and stunned by the assault he didn't take the noose off.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 08:30 PM (Wx/+I)

7 "But if this is real... why is the tax driver also dressed in a white Hazmat suit?"

Not a hazmat suit. The vehicle interior camera is partially in IR wavelengths - black clothing, for example, often shows up white.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 24, 2019 08:30 PM (67XdO)

8 This cannot be willowed.

Kate Upton's preferred pronoun is Dayum!
NSFW.

https://tinyurl.com/y4ykrs9x

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:30 PM (t6MX/)

9 Jussie's face is really messed up in that video.

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:30 PM (mk9aG)

10 It's like a "Klansman meets Breaking Bad" cosplay.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (icI8A)

11 Where's the evidence of the bleach thrown on him?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

12 Top 13

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (tH5fk)

13 The taxi driver either knows the clubs Jussie hangs out at... or he thought he was Doctor Detroit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (30k51)

14 6

He was so scarred and stunned by the assault he didn't take the noose off.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 08:30 PM (Wx/+I)

I only briefly watched. Did the Subway sandwich make a prominent product placement?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (t6MX/)

15 Nailed it.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (tH5fk)

16 FULL BODY CONDOMS!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (oVJmc)

17

Is there something about Chicago I don't know about?
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:25 PM

It's fucked up, but I'm sure you already knew that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

18 WHO?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (KP5rU)

19 Remember: He wanted to start a race war, or at least, get some white beat maybe to death.

And he was ready to testify against any white the police arrested and send them to prison to be killed

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (k81AA)

20 Chicago needs another visit by the Blues Brothers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (30k51)

21 What a fag.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

22 I always just assumed the bleach claim was to cover up that he smelled of...yknow...a "bleach smelling" substance.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (icI8A)

23 MAGA!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

24 I personally do not care, I am hoping he will see the inside of a prison cell for what he tried to do, and we were lucky that he was stupid enough not to get caught on camera. Then taking a victory lap and spiking the ball after his dropping of charges.
But I am not holding my breath.

Posted by: Picric at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (nonGu)

25 8
This cannot be willowed.

Kate Upton's preferred pronoun is Dayum!
NSFW.

https://tinyurl.com/y4ykrs9x

Butterface...

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (Qrixg)

26 This is just exactly how Gene Roddenberry envisioned the future.

Except for everything.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (tH5fk)

27 Types...deletes...types...deletes.

Posted by: JEM at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (8erNz)

28 Leave Jussie alone!

Posted by: Erick "2 dozen glazed" Erickson at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (WCfRV)

29 I'm just happy that Woody Allen has returned to his roots, and started dressing up as a sperm again.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (ed8K1)

30 I love how Lord Emperor Obama beat feet back to Chicago for his post-presidency.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

31 Gene Roddenberry envisioned a future where women had two belly buttons. Another with green Orion slave chicks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:34 PM (30k51)

32 Chicago is...out?

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at June 24, 2019 08:34 PM (fyQCR)

33 A noose could make a nice fashion accessory. They could "take back" that symbol, like they did the n word. Maybe some nice gold plated ones wit clocks hanging off of them or something.

Posted by: freaked at June 24, 2019 08:35 PM (UdKB7)

34 But they meant well.

Obama / Clinton / Cum Dumpster denounce smollet yet?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 24, 2019 08:35 PM (1g7ch)

35
... why is the tax driver also dressed in a white Hazmat suit?

Just saw that on Tucker and was thinking the same thing. Tucker didn't mention it at all!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 08:35 PM (aKsyK)

36 They look like that pic of John Kerry in the space shuttle.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 24, 2019 08:35 PM (xPl2J)

37 It says a lot about the current state of affairs that these idiots thought they could get away with something this stupid.

Posted by: annem at June 24, 2019 08:35 PM (Fm81C)

38 Birth of A Reparation. it's like writing history with imbecility.

Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 08:35 PM (nFwvY)

39 31 Gene Roddenberry envisioned a future where women had two belly buttons. Another with green Orion slave chicks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:34 PM (30k51)

Truly, he is a visionary to be reckoned with. Who among us has not wished for their own drill thrall?

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:35 PM (ed8K1)

40 I love how Lord Emperor Obama beat feet back to Chicago for his post-presidency.

I think it's adorable how SCoaMF is playfagging with Richard Branson.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:35 PM (tH5fk)

41 "Then taking a victory lap ..."

"I fought the f*ck back!" he boasted to his fans. That is chutzpah raised to the fourth power.

I'd like to see polling on how many people still believe him, broken down by race.

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (mk9aG)

42 did they report that the bleach was sticky and smelled like moist pennies?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (ykYG2)

43 Obviously the entire story is bullshit, but big props to the cop who grabs potential evidence with his bare hand. Well played.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (bkUtD)

44 Ugh.

Crazy enough stuff legitimately happening in the country and this tool fakes a heinous hate crime.

Just charge him and get this over with. I don't want to see him anymore.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (bDqIh)

45 Yeah, this doesn't add up, they said that Jussie had a foot long that night.

Plus a Subway sandwich too.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (uR+Od)

46 25 8
This cannot be willowed.

Kate Upton's preferred pronoun is Dayum!
NSFW.

https://tinyurl.com/y4ykrs9x

Butterface...
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at June 24, 2019 08:33 PM (Qrixg)

She's no Desmond The Amazing...

Posted by: Erick "2 dozen glazed" Erickson at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (WCfRV)

47 Time for a bath.

Posted by: Frosty at June 24, 2019 08:36 PM (Gqta/)

48 "The rope got caught on his black hoodie, and the hood was tucked under his white sweater . So he put another layer of clothes on after the attack, not removing the rope?"

This ^^^^^^^

Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (RBOtF)

49 I think that's just the color settings on the camera.The cab driver is not wearing a visor, his face has been blurred out.If you look carefully, you can see he is not wearing gloves either.

Posted by: MikeN at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (o/eHL)

50 How someone might dress if they were worried about leaving (or getting) DNA evidence at the scene of a crime one might be thinking of committing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (jg9de)

51 >>>Where's the evidence of the bleach thrown on him?

Oh, that was another viscous liquid which "smelled" like bleach.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (bkUtD)

52 I only briefly watched. Did the Subway sandwich make a prominent product placement?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:31 PM (t6MX/)

This is the same video a little bit better quality. Is that a subway bag sitting on the counter to the left of the sink?

https://tinyurl.com/yx9pqd6a

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (cF8AT)

53 That green chick was kinda trailer trashy hot.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (tH5fk)

54 But if this is real... why is the tax driver also dressed in a white Hazmat suit?

I am very doubtful of this but it's so bizarre I'd be derelict if I didn't post it.

This is the in-depth analysis we seek here at AoS.

Truth will prevail!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (sy5kK)

55 "Mooch Obama's Close Personal Friend Jussie Smollett"

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (LL1Be)

56 Meanwhile, also in Chicago - the rich live 30 years longer than the poor.

https://bit.ly/2X3lmOI

If libs want to remain consistent the proper way to achieve equity here is to shorten the lives of the rich.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 24, 2019 08:38 PM (6Odec)

57 Chicago doesn't need the Blues Brothers to destroy it-they need Jake's girlfriend!

Posted by: Bookdoc at June 24, 2019 08:38 PM (PzBTm)

58 Notice Subway has not named a sandwich after Jussie. Nor Jared.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:38 PM (30k51)

59 that's more like a dog leash than a noose

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 08:38 PM (dm05u)

60 You mean Carrie Fisher with the bombs, bazooka, and flamethrower?

I can see that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (30k51)

61 Slavonaut driving deficiency in New Hampshire crash. Remove slavs.

Posted by: The Blocky Head of Dan Bingo Bongo at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (mwfMd)

62 58 Notice Subway has not named a sandwich after Jussie. Nor Jared.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:38 PM (30k51)

Extra meat, extra mayo, tossed salad.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (NWiLs)

63 Not sure what they'd put on a Jared sandwich. I've heard of aged cheese, but not underaged cheese.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (uR+Od)

64 But if this is real... why is the tax driver also dressed in a white Hazmat suit?

..

Were I a Chicago taxi driver at night I would also wear a hazmat suit

Posted by: 29Victor at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (6Odec)

65 Every Subway sammich is more or less the same sammich.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (tH5fk)

66 53 That green chick was kinda trailer trashy hot.
Posted by: eleven

Susan Oliver or Batgirl?

Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (nFwvY)

67 >>>Extra meat, extra mayo, tossed salad.

Jared "eats fresh."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (bkUtD)

68 Is that a subway bag sitting on the counter to the left of the sink?

https://tinyurl.com/yx9pqd6a

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (cF8AT)

lol, you might be right. The Subway sub can even survive a modern day lynching.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (t6MX/)

69 Susan Oliver or Batgirl?

Embrace the healing power of 'And'

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:40 PM (30k51)

70 It's the constant wind. Drives you nuts after a while.

That and the deep freeze gives you cabin fever like you wouldn't believe.

Oh and don't forget the f**king snow!

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at June 24, 2019 08:40 PM (uCk+e)

71 I don't see any bleach marks on his pants or sweater.

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:40 PM (cF8AT)

72 Maybe the silly fag can do something useful... like help OJ look for the real killers.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2019 08:40 PM (flINI)

73 Every Subway sammich is more or less the same sammich.

"Would you be liking additional lettuce-water on your sandwich , suh?"

Posted by: Habib @ Subway at June 24, 2019 08:41 PM (LL1Be)

74 Flop flop
Jizz jizz
Oh what a relief it is!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 08:41 PM (NWiLs)

75 >>Notice Subway has not named a sandwich after Jussie. Nor Jared.

I was honored the named their $5 Foot Long promotion for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 08:41 PM (PxX58)

76 lol, you might be right. The Subway sub can even survive a modern day lynching.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (t6MX/)

My theory is that this is all an elaborate Subway social media PR stunt.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 24, 2019 08:41 PM (6Odec)

77 Meanwhile, "man of the people" Obama and his beard and two kids are traveling with an entourage of SEVENTEEN PEOPLE in Europe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:41 PM (ptqGC)

78 65 Every Subway sammich is more or less the same sammich.
Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:39 PM (tH5fk)

but...but...but... BANANA PEPPERS!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:41 PM (sy5kK)

79 "The rope got caught on his black hoodie, and the
hood was tucked under his white sweater . So he put another layer of
clothes on after the attack, not removing the rope?"

This ^^^^^^^

Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 08:37 PM (RBOtF)

He was preserving the evidence and keeping it warm.

Posted by: mugiwara at June 24, 2019 08:41 PM (kVT3g)

80 I wanna hope Jussie dies poor and unloved. But heck, OJ seems to be pretty popular right now, for a guy who cut two unarmed people to death. I'd bet a dollar that a majority of blacks polled would _still_ say OJ was innocent.

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:42 PM (mk9aG)

81 I was honored the named their $5 Foot Long promotion for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 08:41 PM (PxX5

You only charge $5 take a foot long?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:42 PM (t6MX/)

82 The Jussie foot long: salami, sausage and pecorino. Lots of mayo.

Posted by: annem at June 24, 2019 08:42 PM (Fm81C)

83
Didn't Juicy Fruit tell the cops to turn off their body cams? I guess they went with LOLGFY

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 08:43 PM (JjqW5)

84
I don't see any bleach marks on his pants or sweater.

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:40 PM (cF8AT)

Yep. I accidentally got just a drop of bleach on a pair of jeans while doing laundry a few years ago. Ruined them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:43 PM (ptqGC)

85 When do the Nevertrumpers begin making their jokes about how much this gay man will enjoy being raped in prison?

I await their witness with bated breath.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 24, 2019 08:43 PM (6Odec)

86 just waiting for which Dem candidate promises reparations to OJ

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 08:43 PM (dm05u)

87 77 Meanwhile, "man of the people" Obama and his beard and two kids are traveling with an entourage of SEVENTEEN PEOPLE in Europe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:41 PM (ptqGC)

3 of them are there, in shifts, carrying around Big Mike's dick.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:43 PM (sy5kK)

88 Oh-ho! Our troll must be a regular lurker for some time. First one of those we've had in awhile. BSG? What a fuckin' sad sack.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:43 PM (5aX2M)

89 Look a Subway sandwich isn't as much a sub as it is a delivery mechanism for jalapenos, buffalo sauce and sweet onion sauce.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (uR+Od)

90 Is there something about Chicago I don't know about?

It's been run by corrupt scum for decades and has a large population of FSA, union thugs, and brainless lack wits who consider themselves progressive

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (JjqW5)

91 3 of them are there, in shifts, carrying around Big Mike's dick.

--

What would Mooch's preferred pronoun be?

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (JoUsr)

92 How Jussie Smollett rehearsed his attack....

https://tinyurl.com/yxps3x9o

Funny!

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (cF8AT)

93 71 I don't see any bleach marks on his pants or sweater.
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:40 PM (cF8AT)

A KarateMan gets bleach marks on the inside.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (6Odec)

94 BSG? What a fuckin' sad sack.

Assumes sack not in evidence.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (LL1Be)

95 Cops are laying down and the rest of government are leftist, gangster, fvcking thieves. I feel bad for the good cops trying to protect their pensions and freedom.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (K22Va)

96 It's easier to contain "bleach" stains when taken in an orifice.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (uR+Od)

97 All your best Klansmen use curtain strings for nooses.

icanhazcheezburger often features similar knotwork.

Posted by: DaveA at June 24, 2019 08:45 PM (FhXTo)

98
What would Mooch's preferred pronoun be?

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun

Bigfoot

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 08:45 PM (dm05u)

99 #39 Three breasts would be interesting.

Posted by: torabora at June 24, 2019 08:45 PM (bgPu3)

100 I'd bet a dollar that a majority of blacks polled would _still_ say OJ was innocent.
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science

not if they had to tell the truth. but they would approve of what he did.

Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 08:45 PM (nFwvY)

101 "I think that Donald Trump may have reawakened sensibilities in this country to say "Whoa, maybe we can do this now, just like our generation was awakened when Dr. King and Bobby Kennedy were assassinated...did I mention my friend George Wallace was shot, too?"

Posted by: Joey "Junk Without Trunks" Biden at June 24, 2019 08:45 PM (Ndje9)

102 It's easier to contain "bleach" stains when taken in an orifice.

Gwenny Paltrow or Hope Solo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:45 PM (30k51)

103 Yep. I accidentally got just a drop of bleach on a pair of jeans while doing laundry a few years ago. Ruined them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:43 PM (ptqGC)

I'm allergic to it. I have some around here somewhere but I can't touch it.

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (cF8AT)

104 >>> I feel bad for the good cops trying to protect their pensions and freedom.'

Philly took dozens of cops' guns because of Facebook posts, likes, or comments. Department-wide investigation. Every day is a day closer to retirement.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (bkUtD)

105 71 I don't see any bleach marks on his pants or sweater.
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:40 PM (cF8AT)

That is an excellent point. I ruined a pretty nice shirt by wiping my fingers on it after I had merely handled one of those pool chlorine/CYA pucks. A bleach attack, there's no way that would not be apparent. Unless he changed his clothing, but kept the noose.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (ed8K1)

106 None of the black people I know believe Jussie.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (5aX2M)

107 Is Smollett still wearing the noose?

I wouldn't be surprised, frankly.

Emma Sulkowicz had her mattress. This a-hole has his noose.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (pg90N)

108 "a large population of FSA, union thugs, and brainless lack wits who consider themselves progressive" I lived a half block away from the Wobbly office. Lots of out-and-proud communists in Chicago.

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (mk9aG)

109 Three breasts would be interesting.

Mutant Martian chicks your thing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (30k51)

110 Household bleach freezes at about 18 degrees farenheit. It couldn't have been poured on him

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (flINI)

111 Look a Subway sandwich isn't as much a sub as it is a delivery mechanism for jalapenos, buffalo sauce and sweet onion sauce.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (uR+Od)

Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (1g7ch)

112 102
It's easier to contain "bleach" stains when taken in an orifice.

Gwenny Paltrow or Hope Solo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:45 PM (30k51)

I thought Solo was starfish bleaching, while Paltrow was clam steaming.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:47 PM (t6MX/)

113 >>>Unless he changed his clothing, but kept the noose.

Leave the bleach, take the noose.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 08:47 PM (bkUtD)

114 100 I'd bet a dollar that a majority of blacks polled would _still_ say OJ was innocent.
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science

not if they had to tell the truth. but they would approve of what he did.
Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 08:45 PM (nFwvY)

And we're the racists for making an "OK" sign.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 08:47 PM (pg90N)

115 why are they dressed in a white Hazmat suits?

They were afraid some sammich would mess their clothes?

Posted by: willow at June 24, 2019 08:47 PM (r/xAU)

116 Look we've all seen the pictures, Hope Solo graduated from orifice to chasm.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:48 PM (uR+Od)

117 This a-hole has his noose.

It's perfect for just hanging at the house.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 24, 2019 08:48 PM (WQkSh)

118 Department-wide investigation. Every day is a day closer to retirement.

What about the new guys or guys with 15 or so years in? It's fvcked up.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 08:48 PM (K22Va)

119 In a just world, Jussie would be hanged with his retarded noose. I mean he probably wouldn't die, but it would hurt a bit and he might crack a femur or something when he hits the ground.

Posted by: mugiwara at June 24, 2019 08:48 PM (kVT3g)

120 None of the black people I know believe Jussie.

--

Remember Shaq and Barkley cracking up at him? Only one colossally dumb enough to really believe it is Mad Maxine.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 24, 2019 08:48 PM (JoUsr)

121 How Jussie Smollett rehearsed his attack....

https://tinyurl.com/yxps3x9o

Funny!
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (cF8AT)
*********
Hahaha

Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 08:48 PM (RBOtF)

122 And we're the racists for making an "OK" sign.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 08:47 PM (pg90N)

Have you seen the ad with Oprah's Best Friend Gayle King making the okay sign?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 24, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

123 The 'rope' is clothesline cord bought from the hardware store.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2019 08:49 PM (Dh1wo)

124 Juicy's Back? Will we never be rid of this no talent sodomite?

Damn....he needs to go away and do what he does best with the cock and balls.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2019 08:49 PM (Z+IKu)

125 Jussie's outer garment looks like it costs more than any three items of clothing I own, added up. No wonder he couldn't bear to bleach it.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:49 PM (ed8K1)

126 perfect for just hanging at the house

EH HAHAHAHAEHEHEHEAAHA!

Posted by: the cryptkeeper at June 24, 2019 08:49 PM (ykYG2)

127 Maybe he kept the noose on to do some autoerotic action once he got back hone.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:50 PM (uR+Od)

128 110 Household bleach freezes at about 18 degrees farenheit. It couldn't have been poured on him
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (flINI)

Frankly, not really relevant. How long would it take a gallon of water to freeze, even in that temperature? Even in a stiff wind (more convection) I'm guessing it would take a few hours. Imagine if you put a gallon of water in your freezer. How long would it take to freeze? I'm guessing a long time, since the water has a whacking great heat capacity, and the air circulating around it has very little heat capacity.

And if the clowns had the bottle anywhere near their bodies, it would take even longer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 08:50 PM (pg90N)

129 I like the hooded matching white Klan jumpsuits.

Sort of like an alternate US history where the Commodores were Chicago white supremacists.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:51 PM (LL1Be)

130 127 Maybe he kept the noose on to do some autoerotic action once he got back hone.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 08:50 PM (uR+Od)

Maybe he was being recruited by zombie David Carradine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 08:51 PM (pg90N)

131 > perfect for just hanging at the house

EH HAHAHAHAEHEHEHEAAHA!
Posted by: the cryptkeeper at June 24, 2019 08:49 PM (ykYG2)

Holy f'n lol, I'm dyin' here

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 08:51 PM (t+qrx)

132 I don't think that a really good choice of cordage for a hanging, just saying!

I wish this was a serious nation again, but I no longer have any hope for that to occur in my lifetime!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 08:52 PM (AZxMX)

133 I blame Huey Lewis for the Noose.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 08:52 PM (oVJmc)

134 107 Is Smollett still wearing the noose?

I wouldn't be surprised, frankly.

Emma Sulkowicz had her mattress. This a-hole has his noose.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 08:46 PM (pg90N)

They should just use puppets like we do, less controversial.

Posted by: Jeff Dunham and Terry Fator at June 24, 2019 08:53 PM (sy5kK)

135 >>>I blame Huey Lewis for the Noose.

Jussie was born in Noose Jaw, Saskatchewan.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 24, 2019 08:53 PM (VWp7G)

136 Jussie's pronoun:
Fake Noose

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 08:53 PM (dm05u)

137
Subway is 3D printed from some non-organic, flavor-free material.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 08:53 PM (Wx/+I)

138 time for some Common Sense noose control.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:53 PM (LL1Be)

139 Once again, it's not a Hazmat suit.

The camera does wavelengths beyond human-visible light. Under IR, lots of fabric colors, especially black, show up as white.

They're just doing the normal hoodrat BS of cranking down on the hoodie drawstring as a makeshift disguise.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at June 24, 2019 08:54 PM (67XdO)

140 Jokes aside, I really hope the rumors are true about a new prosecution for Mr. Smollett.

I think he was put up to it. As we saw when he threw his Bleach Friends under the bus, Jussie lacks even the low moral integrity of the common criminal... if a serious prosecutor gets up in his grille, he'll pop like an egg in a microwave inside of two hours of questioning, and we'll find out who who it was.

My money's on Kamala or someone in her campaign.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:54 PM (5aX2M)

141 The noose is loose

Posted by: annem at June 24, 2019 08:54 PM (Fm81C)

142 112 102
It's easier to contain "bleach" stains when taken in an orifice.

Gwenny Paltrow or Hope Solo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 24, 2019 08:45 PM (30k51)

I thought Solo was starfish bleaching, while Paltrow was clam steaming.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:47 PM (t6MX/)

thank goodness somebody is keeping track.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:55 PM (sy5kK)

143 the "white" suits are a function of a shitty camera.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 24, 2019 08:55 PM (VPvxh)

144 Noose out front shoulda toldja.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

145 The only correct number of bewbs is two.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:55 PM (tH5fk)

146 New Hertz ad: Jussie running through an airport, noose waving in the wind.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:56 PM (ed8K1)

147 Mind you, Noose bites can be pretti nastii.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 08:56 PM (oVJmc)

148 145 The only correct number of bewbs is two.
Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:55 PM (tH5fk)

Get your ass to Mars.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 08:56 PM (ed8K1)

149 well look who's so smart, Mr. Smart guy.

The white jumpsuits are still pretty cool though.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 08:56 PM (LL1Be)

150 Just 2 reminders, everyone.

First, Drumpf raped and murdered (or murdered and then raped) me behind an Arbys sometime between 85' and 96'.

Second, my book detailing this, and totally-true other murder/rape experiences I've had, is coming out next month! Pre-order today.

Oh...and my personal philosophy is that rape is sexy! (Bernie would approve).

https://tinyurl.com/y5cjwkgh

Posted by: Justine Parsley Chevy at June 24, 2019 08:57 PM (Ta69/)

151

Can't afford no shoes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 08:57 PM (aKsyK)

152 The only time I want to see this fuckwads name again is in conjunction with convicted of.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2019 08:57 PM (asmhK)

153 Lovely new mayor fighting ICE and the Guv making the state a sanctuary for abortions. Only good I can see is it gives me another reason to buy that Mossberg 590. After I get finger printed of course.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 08:57 PM (K22Va)

154 thank goodness somebody is keeping track.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 08:55 PM (sy5kK)

Everyone needs a hobby.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 24, 2019 08:58 PM (t6MX/)

155 I wear a hazmat suit when I clean the litter box. I can understand why they'd think a Trump voter dresses that way on the regs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2019 08:58 PM (pUDQf)

156 Racial Stunt Department is Closed.

Noose out front shoulda told you.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 24, 2019 08:58 PM (QzJWU)

157 How Jussie Smollett rehearsed his attack....

https://tinyurl.com/yxps3x9o

Funny!

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 08:44 PM (cF8AT)

Hysterical!!! I love how he says, Let me fight back and starts to do limp wristed slappy hits

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 08:58 PM (JjqW5)

158 OT: I've seen several womens-sports-themed doodles on Google's banner lately. Does anybody believe that even 1% of Google employees gives a flying f*ck about womens' sports? I doubt it. Just another form of vapid knee-jerk virtue-signaling to another unprivileged intersectional group. So blatant and lame.

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:59 PM (mk9aG)

159 Maybe the Dingo beat you, baby!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2019 08:59 PM (pUDQf)

160 147 Mind you, Noose bites can be pretti nastii.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 24, 2019 08:56 PM (oVJmc)

That's it. You're sacked.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 24, 2019 08:59 PM (BJKQV)

161 My pronoun is I'manidiot and if you don't call me it, GUESS WHAT, that's transphobia.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 09:00 PM (uEbPt)

162 Trump also raped me behind an Arby's in 1999 but he was a perfect gentleman, bought me a Big Montana and asked if I wanted more Horsey sauce.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 09:00 PM (uR+Od)

163 Household bleach freezes at about 18 degrees farenheit. It couldn't have been poured on him

Fuckin insulated cups. How do they work?

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 09:00 PM (LL1Be)

164 >>I think he was put up to it. As we saw when he threw his Bleach Friends under the bus, Jussie lacks even the low moral integrity of the common criminal..

Jussie is a life-long activist - the activist activities of Jussie and his fellow actor siblings has been lauded in the MSM (NYT, I think). His mom was a Black Panther and is close friends with Angela Davis.

I think he likely coordinated this plan with others, maybe even Kamala Harris given the timing and how well it matched he opening campaign issue: making hanging blacks a hate crime.

Yes, he's an idiot, but us is very well-connected; who else can dial-up Tina Tchen, Michelle Obama's former chief of staff, to make these pesky charges go away? Not a common criminal.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 09:00 PM (bDqIh)

165 The only time I want to see this fuckwads name again is in conjunction with convicted of.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2019 08:57 PM (asmhK

--------

Wouldn't it be grand? I actually have a sliver of hope for once. Why even do this at all, if you don't plan to hem the little fucker up?

I bet he's sweatin' like snitch at a gangsta BBQ.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 09:00 PM (5aX2M)

166 Give big props to the CWBChicago site for staying on top of the Jussie story. Local citizen amateur newsmedia puts mainstream media to shame!

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 09:01 PM (mk9aG)

167 "140 Jokes aside, I really hope the rumors are true about a new prosecution for Mr. Smollett.

I think he was put up to it. As we saw when he threw his Bleach Friends under the bus, Jussie lacks even the low moral integrity of the common criminal... if a serious prosecutor gets up in his grille, he'll pop like an egg in a microwave inside of two hours of questioning, and we'll find out who who it was.

My money's on Kamala or someone in her campaign.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 08:54 PM (5aX2M) "

This.
Too many connections, going in so many leftward directions.
In something ridiculous on the face of it.

The idea of lurking MAGA-ites in Streeterville ... puh - leeze.

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2019 09:01 PM (jg9de)

168 158 Does anybody believe that even 1% of Google employees gives a flying f*ck about womens' sports?
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:59 PM (mk9aG)

As a weapon against the likes of us? Yes.

Posted by: Splunge at June 24, 2019 09:01 PM (ed8K1)

169 >> Household bleach freezes at about 18 degrees farenheit. It couldn't have been poured on him

People in MAGA Country know you have to put your bleach in a charged Thermos in the Winter.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 09:01 PM (WxXNZ)

170
Soccer is the sport of jingoistic nationalism, violence and racism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 09:01 PM (Wx/+I)

171 OT: I've seen several womens-sports-themed doodles
on Google's banner lately. Does anybody believe that even 1% of Google
employees gives a flying f*ck about womens' sports? I doubt it. Just
another form of vapid knee-jerk virtue-signaling to another unprivileged
intersectional group. So blatant and lame.

Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:59 PM (mk9aG)

And nothing for June 6. It's just their middle finger to us

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 09:02 PM (JjqW5)

172 165
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 09:00 PM (5aX2M)

I'm betting on the protected class closing ranks and thus Jussie skates!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 09:02 PM (AZxMX)

173 Get to dah choppah to get youah ass to Moss!

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 09:02 PM (tH5fk)

174 Tucker's favorite word is "demonstrable".

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 09:03 PM (LL1Be)

175
Why'd they blur the SOB's face?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:03 PM (fuB/u)

176 At least you know Google hates your guts and can act accordingly.

Pssst.

DuckDuckGo ftw

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 24, 2019 09:03 PM (pUDQf)

177 No, Trump would never touch anyone that ugly and foolish.

About the time he turned forty.

If you are going to make a false claim, skank, at least put a small degree of believablity in it if you want anyone to buy it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 24, 2019 09:04 PM (sy5kK)

178 Trump buttfuvked my neighbor's cat in Neiman Marcus!

Posted by: The Blocky Head of Dan Bingo Bongo at June 24, 2019 09:04 PM (mwfMd)

179 >>And nothing for June 6. It's just their middle finger to us

Giigle may have been founded in the US, and has its HQ in the US, but it is not a US company, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 09:04 PM (bDqIh)

180 Soccer is the sport of jingoistic nationalism, violence and racism.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

It's funny cause it's true.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 09:04 PM (tH5fk)

181 I'm betting on the protected class closing ranks and thus Jussie skates!

Yep, the AG is involved. Make it go away or the 2 big guys swim with the fishes.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 09:04 PM (K22Va)

182 the google women's sports doodles are transphobic

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 09:05 PM (dm05u)

183 Subway is 3D printed from some non-organic, flavor-free material.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 08:53 PM (Wx/+I)

I can believe this.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 24, 2019 09:05 PM (Z4rgH)

184 Smollett doesn't appear to be into the role. What a slacker. His note was pathetic. The noose, a bit of clothesline. What a hack.

Posted by: IanDeal at June 24, 2019 09:06 PM (vgGyZ)

185 I hadn't noticed the little baby hearts in Warren's sick tweet earlier. Man are they sick people.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 09:06 PM (uEbPt)

186 How long did it take the cops to stop laughing after they left Smollet?

He looked like he got caught in a clothes line. The only thing missing was his pink thong.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 24, 2019 09:06 PM (8lGpb)

187 Crafty Beaver wants his rope back if you're done playing Super-Victim.

Posted by: D. Chmeller, Fellow Fake at June 24, 2019 09:07 PM (Ndje9)

188 I'm betting on the protected class closing ranks and thus Jussie skates!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 09:02 PM (AZxMX)
That is an excellent bet. I'd put it at -500

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 09:07 PM (uEbPt)

189 I always tie the other end to my nuts and hang by the middle while jerking off.

Posted by: David French at June 24, 2019 09:07 PM (4C0+v)

190 185 I hadn't noticed the little baby hearts in Warren's sick tweet earlier. Man are they sick people.
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 09:06 PM (uEbPt)

She paid good money for those baby hearts

Posted by: 29Victor at June 24, 2019 09:08 PM (BJKQV)

191 The video released so far features race arsonist/narcissist Jussie Smollett still wearing the "noose" around his neck, long after the "attack."

I have to say, that's a nice looking rope. It's easy to see that he got attached to it.

The cops must have been laughing to themselves like crazy when they saw the rope around his neck. Jussie should have put on one of those "arrow through the head" things, too. That would have really driven the point home.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 09:08 PM (weya0)

192 189 I always tie the other end to my nuts and hang by the middle while jerking off.
Posted by: David French at June 24, 2019 09:07 PM (4C0+v)

What a great idea!

Gonna give it a try!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 24, 2019 09:08 PM (sy5kK)

193 >>>Not a hazmat suit. The vehicle interior camera is partially in IR wavelengths - black clothing, for example, often shows up white.

I wondered about that but I never saw it as white before. I always see it as green. Thanks.

Posted by: ace at June 24, 2019 09:09 PM (PbpT7)

194 I keep telling 'em, it's hoax hate crime 1st then pest control.

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at June 24, 2019 09:09 PM (P1AAi)

195 "I would not be my mother's son if I was capable of one drop of what I was accused of..."
Jussie Smollett

Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 09:09 PM (RBOtF)

196 I think I've found Ace's secret lovechild; he should be graduating from college or the Hobo Hunting Academy by now:

https://tinyurl.com/yy74b22u

*via Powerline's Week In Pictures*

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 24, 2019 09:10 PM (Z4rgH)

197 from the last thread, don't you know that men who can't compete against other men have been traditionally underrepresented in women's sports?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 24, 2019 09:10 PM (JziUy)

198 So you think Tina Tchen just made her call to Foxx after Jussie or Jussie's mom made the plea?

I'll bet Ms Tch called Mooch to ask for a sign-off.

Let's go for the phone records. All of them.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 24, 2019 09:10 PM (4ZE6o)

199
A noose once bit my sister....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 24, 2019 09:10 PM (WJy0R)

200 "I would not be my mother's son if I was capable of one drop of what I was accused of..."
Jussie Smollett
Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 09:09 PM (RBOtF)

"Womp, womp" - Sad Trombone

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2019 09:11 PM (t+qrx)

201 Hey, that noose around the dick move is my idea!

Posted by: Richard Quest at June 24, 2019 09:11 PM (uR+Od)

202 The noose is loose!!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 24, 2019 09:11 PM (weya0)

203 She paid good money for those baby hearts

They were a hit especially with the liver and onion dip.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 09:11 PM (LL1Be)

204 I hate to bring this up now, but you're actually adopted.

Posted by: Jussie's Mom at June 24, 2019 09:12 PM (uR+Od)

205
Commerical for Truvada on TV now. Buncha Jussies with a token female.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 09:12 PM (Wx/+I)

206 She paid good money for those baby hearts

Posted by: 29Victor at June 24, 2019 09:08 PM (BJKQV)

Yep

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 09:12 PM (uEbPt)

207 Also from whatever thread, pronouns. Can we come up with Trump related pronouns that we can sue to use?

My pronouns are:

Trumpstis
Trumpster

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 24, 2019 09:12 PM (JziUy)

208 I CAN HAZ HAZMAT SUIT?

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 24, 2019 09:12 PM (Xqo6t)

209 My pronouns are bigly and yuge.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 09:13 PM (uR+Od)

210 Actors. You never know when they are "just playing a role." Trouble with Jussie is he didn't hire a decent screenwriter. Too cheap. J.J. Sefton could have written a believable script, no?

Posted by: JAS at June 24, 2019 09:13 PM (I5SAg)

211
I think he likely coordinated this plan with others, maybe even Kamala Harris given the timing and how well it matched he opening campaign issue: making hanging blacks a hate crime.

Posted by: Lizzy

=====

I honestly don't think Kamala is that dumb. This thing was bogus on its face, Shaq and Barkley saw right through it, and the consequences for getting caught are not nice.

If Kamala had put Jussie up to it, he would have squealed by now. He's no gentleman.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:13 PM (fuB/u)

212
but you're actually adopted.

Dredged.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 09:13 PM (Wx/+I)

213 Kamala has never met a problem she couldn't solve by either sucking its dick or putting it in jail.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 09:14 PM (uR+Od)

214 My pronouns are bigly and yuge.

----

noice

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 24, 2019 09:15 PM (JziUy)

215 Trumpstis

Trumpster

Trumparoony
Trumpmeister

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 09:15 PM (K22Va)

216 The Kamala Harris Flarshlight! Order now while supplies last! 129.99 plus shipping and handling.

Posted by: bad idea jeans at June 24, 2019 09:16 PM (WCfRV)

217 Trumpitus of love.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 09:17 PM (K22Va)

218 Fleshlight! It's a Fleshlight!
Son of a bitch!

Posted by: bad idea jeans at June 24, 2019 09:17 PM (WCfRV)

219 Jussie was actually found inside a cabbage after the Equinox

Vernal, of course.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 09:17 PM (uR+Od)

220 You can only use the Kamala Harris fleshlight a few times before it gets a promotion and someone with more status takes it from you.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 24, 2019 09:18 PM (uR+Od)

221 Too cheap. J.J. Sefton could have written a believable script, no?

Posted by: JAS at June 24, 2019 09:13 PM (I5SAg)

If JJ had written the script we'd all be cheering for Jussie!

But JJ would never write even a crappy script for a scumbag like Jussie!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 09:19 PM (AZxMX)

222 Oh, great. Now we have to talk about this dumb shit again.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 09:19 PM (jXrK7)

223
Commerical for Truvada on TV now. Buncha Jussies with a token female.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Have you seen the ads for Biktarvy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 09:19 PM (aKsyK)

224 If Kamala had put Jussie up to it, he would have squealed by now. He's no gentleman.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:13 PM

--------

She needed a black celebrity for her anti-lynching bill. Not a smart one either. And he had campaigned with/for her.

She may have underestimated just how bone-stupid this fuckin numbskull really was. Stand in FRONT of the camera, Mr. Actor Man.

And I think the reason for the blatant bare-assed dismissal of charges by Kamala's buddy Kim, was that this gutless little bitch threatened to snitch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 09:20 PM (5aX2M)

225 Obviously Jussie is cosmically stupid but he's not turning on who paid him--even Jussie knows assuming room temperature is not a winning move.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 24, 2019 09:20 PM (lZMlv)

226 I make my living on the evening noose.

Posted by: Jussie at June 24, 2019 09:20 PM (ed8K1)

227
A letter signed by nearly 20 of the "richest 1/10 of the richest 1% of Americans" calls for 2020
presidential candidates to create a wealth tax on them and their
ultrarich peers.

The 18 names on theletter published Monday include investor George Soros, filmmaker Abigail Disney,
Facebook co-founder Chris Hughes, philanthropist Agnes Gund and real
estate developer Robert Bowditch, among other members of the
ultrawealthy. A 19th simply signed as "Anonymous." Many of them have
been outspoken before on the issue of wealth taxes.

Sure they do. After their accountants and tax lawyers have put all of their evil money in tax shelters. And if they want to give more money, write a check to the Treasury and shut up about it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 09:21 PM (JjqW5)

228 Remember: He wanted to start a race war, or at least, get some white beat maybe to death.

And he was ready to testify against any white the police arrested and send them to prison to be killed
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 24, 2019 08:32 PM (k81AA)

Off topic, but maybe not - a few minutes ago I was browsing through a popular silent / early talkies movie blog (I won't name it for obvious reasons).

One of the topics - which I mentioned in the Morning Report - was the decision by Bowling Green State U in Ohio to strip the name of silent legend Lillian Gish off of a campus theater because she starred in Birth of A Nation.

One utterly TDS-infected poster went on a rant about how her name deserved to be stripped and that leaving it would send a signal to the poor minority and LGBTfuckall community of their continued marginalization in a country that knew Trump was racist, bigoted and wanted to roll back gay rights.

So yet another restful spot has now been poisoned for me.

Though, to tell the truth, I didn't hang out much at that site - silent film fans can be the most irritatingly pedantic, insufferable shits you've ever met.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 24, 2019 09:21 PM (Ki5SV)

229 215 Trumpstis

Trumpster

Trumparoony
Trumpmeister

-----------

Trumptu have some good ideas with Trumpstoes ideas

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 24, 2019 09:22 PM (JziUy)

230 A letter signed by nearly 20 of the "richest 1/10 of the richest 1% of Americans" calls for 2020
presidential candidates to create a wealth tax on them and their ultrarich peers.

---------

fine by me.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 24, 2019 09:23 PM (JziUy)

231 I don't like the word, "Hoax," used to describe the shit so many people are pulling these days.

These are not jokes, or pranks.

The global warming hoax, the racial hate crime hoaxes, etc.

Frauds, scams, crimes... anything but hoax.

Posted by: davidt at June 24, 2019 09:25 PM (geIq4)

232 "Posted by: bad idea jeans"

I remember those from the late 70's ... the ones with the zipper running from waistband in front to waistband in back, right ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2019 09:25 PM (jg9de)

233 I want to see their tax returns to prove they paid more taxes.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 24, 2019 09:25 PM (a4qVe)

234
She may have underestimated just how bone-stupid this fuckin numbskull really was. Stand in FRONT of the camera, Mr. Actor Man.

And I think the reason for the blatant bare-assed dismissal of charges by Kamala's buddy Kim, was that this gutless little bitch threatened to snitch.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

======

Hmm, yeah, that could add up. The next question would be, what will it take to keep him quiet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:25 PM (fuB/u)

235 A letter signed by nearly 20 of the "richest 1/10 of the richest 1% of Americans" calls for 2020
presidential candidates to create a wealth tax on them and their ultrarich peers.

---------

fine by me.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 24, 2019 09:23 PM (JziUy)

As long as you cancel any tax privileges for tax shelters, have at it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 09:25 PM (AZxMX)

236 Kamala with Jussie 2 weeks before hate hoax-

https://tinyurl.com/y4bz4b72

Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 09:26 PM (RBOtF)

237 Frauds, scams, crimes... anything but hoax.

Posted by: davidt at June 24, 2019 09:25 PM (geIq4)

Incitement!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 09:26 PM (AZxMX)

238 silent film fans can be the most irritatingly pedantic, insufferable shits you've ever met.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I get mad at people talking during movies with sound, so people talking during a silent movie- well that's crossing a line.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 24, 2019 09:26 PM (8AONa)

239 When does Hannity breathe?

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 09:27 PM (LL1Be)

240 One utterly TDS-infected poster went on a rant about how her name deserved to be stripped and that leaving it would send a signal to the poor minority and LGBTfuckall community of their continued marginalization in a country that knew Trump was racist, bigoted and wanted to roll back gay rights.

They have no idea that their grandkids, or more accurately youth two or three generations from now (because many of them won't propagate), will be condemning them for their backwards notions of baby-killing and 867 genders.

Posted by: Bert G at June 24, 2019 09:28 PM (OMsf+)

241
And Kamala's anti-lynching law, what a joke. All those credulous twinkies in the mfm SHOCKED that it wasn't already, as if that by default makes it legal. They still have no idea that murder is not a federal crime.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:28 PM (fuB/u)

242 Hmm, yeah, that could add up. The next question would be, what will it take to keep him quiet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:25 PM (fuB/u)
A walk around Fort Marcy Park?

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 09:30 PM (uEbPt)

243 No g'noose is good g'noose.

Posted by: Gary G'Noose at June 24, 2019 09:30 PM (DTX3h)

244 "Trumpitus of love."

LMAO!

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 24, 2019 09:30 PM (lu8cl)

245 They still have no idea that murder is not a federal crime.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:28 PM (fuB/u)

Murder is even worse if it is motivated by hate, haven't you read the program notes?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 09:30 PM (AZxMX)

246 NASA TV coverage of Soyuz MS-11 landing is beginning.

https://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#public

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2019 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

247
Kamala with Jussie 2 weeks before hate hoax-

https://tinyurl.com/y4bz4b72
Posted by: redridinghood

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Yeah, I see a connection, but I'm still thinking that was part of Jussie's whole play for attention. If getting close to a presidential candidate didn't get him a raise and another season, then escalate to hate crime victim.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:31 PM (fuB/u)

248 Jus prolly learned to tie that knot over on the Ravelry forum.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 24, 2019 09:31 PM (4ZE6o)

249 Kamala with Jussie 2 weeks before hate hoax-

https://tinyurl.com/y4bz4b72

Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 09:26 PM (RBOtF)

From that story
And here is Jussie Smollett with Obama:
That meeting must have been gayer than a Liberace pajama party

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 09:31 PM (JjqW5)

250

Hans Conried was Uncle T'Noose

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2019 09:31 PM (aKsyK)

251 You're a disease, and I'm the cure.

Posted by: Marion Cobretti at June 24, 2019 09:31 PM (+2xjH)

252 One of the topics - which I mentioned in the Morning Report - was the decision by Bowling Green State U in Ohio to strip the name of silent legend Lillian Gish off of a campus theater because she starred in Birth of A Nation.

Birth of a Nation was racist as shit, but that's not Lillian Gish that's D.W. Griffith.

Also the only thing I knew about Bowling Green is that Dave Wottle went there. 1972 Olympics 800 meters. Inspired twelve year old me to start getting up at 0500 to run around the block before school.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 09:32 PM (fuK7c)

253 Well, this is all noose to me.

Posted by: annem at June 24, 2019 09:32 PM (Fm81C)

254 Jussie is the new OJ

Posted by: Sock Monkey...this is my tree go find your own at June 24, 2019 09:32 PM (Du8Qm)

255 Thanks, MP4, for mentioning what the Lillian Gish kerfuffle I read about on the EMT was actually all about.

Jeebus.

"Crazy Years" was thought up by a piker.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2019 09:32 PM (jg9de)

256
Murder is even worse if it is motivated by hate, haven't you read the program notes?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

=====

Yeah, I love that. If I'm ever charged with a hate-murder, I'll say I did it because I wanted the insurance money and see if I can get a lighter sentence.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:33 PM (fuB/u)

257 This is where the law stops and I start, sucker!

Posted by: Marion Cobretti at June 24, 2019 09:33 PM (+2xjH)

258 Youtube just pulled the Project Veritas Google insider video. It was almost to 50K likes and 1 million views according to O'Keefe.

Posted by: Bert G at June 24, 2019 09:34 PM (OMsf+)

259 In America, there's a burglary every 11 seconds, an armed robbery every 65 seconds, a violent crime every 25 seconds, a murder every 24 minutes and 250 rapes a day

Posted by: Marion Cobretti at June 24, 2019 09:34 PM (+2xjH)

260 Yeah, I love that. If I'm ever charged with a hate-murder, I'll say I did it because I wanted the insurance money and see if I can get a lighter sentence.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 09:33 PM (fuB/u)

Scribbles note to self!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 09:35 PM (AZxMX)

261 The noose is tightening!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2019 09:35 PM (/dN1M)

262
Trumpissimo!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 09:36 PM (sotEP)

263
Yeah, I love that. If I'm ever charged with a hate-murder, I'll say I
did it because I wanted the insurance money and see if I can get a
lighter sentence.

Sudden rape recollection.

Works like a charm.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 09:37 PM (LL1Be)

264 Posted by: bad idea jeans

---------

LOL.

"I never have unprotected sex, but I figured... what the hell? I'm only gonna be in Haiti once!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 24, 2019 09:37 PM (5aX2M)

265 Juicy, you got a lotta explainin' to do!

Posted by: Ricky Ricardo at June 24, 2019 09:37 PM (geIq4)

266
Trouble with Jussie is he didn't hire a decent screenwriter.
Posted by: JAS at June 24, 2019 09:13 PM (I5SAg)

I'll note that Jussie's big mainstream movie debut was Alien Covenant....

Totes unrelated factoids. Totes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 24, 2019 09:38 PM (WJy0R)

267 Anderson Cooper interviews E. Jean Carroll....it's a tad bizarre.

https://tinyurl.com/y2tjfpm9

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 09:38 PM (cF8AT)

268 As long as we play by these bullshit rules and the killer doesn't, we're gonna lose

Posted by: Marion Cobretti at June 24, 2019 09:39 PM (+2xjH)

269 Hans Conried was Uncle T'Noose

"Make Room For Daddy", which sounds kinky these days. I liked that guy as a kid.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 09:39 PM (K22Va)

270 BGSU produced Ken Morrow, key defenseman at Lake Placid in '80, who then won Stanley Cup with the Islanders later that year.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 24, 2019 09:39 PM (8AONa)

271 The two brothers (um, they're actually siblings) are bundled up so tight because it was one of -- if not THE -- coldest nights of the year in Chicago. There were NO other people walking the street, which is why the police were able to figure out who was involved so quickly.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 24, 2019 09:40 PM (naEeR)

272 Did he ask Are you filming this ?

Sounded like it.

Posted by: jsg at June 24, 2019 09:40 PM (UbZ8J)

273 The two brothers (um, they're actually siblings) are bundled up so tight
because it was one of -- if not THE -- coldest nights of the year in
Chicago.

Hence, the white jumpsuits.

Posted by: mikeyG : G stands for Garbage Person at June 24, 2019 09:41 PM (LL1Be)

274 OMG, the internet is horrible.

I made myself curious about Dave Wottle's 1972 olympic run and checked the interwebs. I found a site where people talking about it called each other assholes and worse for the way they always ask the wrong questions and are dipshits.

About a near 50 year old race.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 09:42 PM (fuK7c)

275
A letter signed by nearly 20 of the "richest 1/10 of the richest 1% of Americans" calls for 2020
presidential candidates to create a wealth tax on them and their
ultrarich peers.

The 18 names on theletter published Monday include investor George Soros, filmmaker Abigail Disney,
Facebook co-founder Chris Hughes, philanthropist Agnes Gund and real
estate developer Robert Bowditch, among other members of the
ultrawealthy. A 19th simply signed as "Anonymous." Many of them have
been outspoken before on the issue of wealth taxes.

Sure they do. After their accountants and tax lawyers have put all of their evil money in tax shelters. And if they want to give more money, write a check to the Treasury and shut up about it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 09:21 PM (JjqW5)

Or they could just decline to take all of their deductions, VASTLY simplifying how they fill out their 1040. And incidentally, saving them a bundle on tax lawyers, which would go a long ways towards softening the tax blow.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 24, 2019 09:43 PM (WJy0R)

276 271
The two brothers (um, they're actually siblings) are bundled up so tight
because it was one of -- if not THE -- coldest nights of the year in
Chicago. There were NO other people walking the street, which is why the
police were able to figure out who was involved so quickly.

It was -20F iirc. The coldest night of the year, though I think we hit near -30F one year. Which isn't shit compared to a of people in here.

Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 09:44 PM (K22Va)

277 How do we know that taxi cab video wasn't from Iraq ?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 24, 2019 09:44 PM (2DOZq)

278

The wheels are walling off Jussie's noose

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 09:44 PM (JjqW5)

279 259 In America, there's a burglary every 11 seconds, an armed robbery every 65 seconds, a violent crime every 25 seconds, a murder every 24 minutes and 250 rapes a day Posted by: Marion Cobretti at June 24, 2019 09:34 PM (+2xjH)

And 800 abortions every day.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 24, 2019 09:45 PM (SRRAx)

280 Gold medalist Scott Hamilton attended BGSU. However, he has not won The Stanley Cup.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 24, 2019 09:47 PM (8AONa)

281 Yo

Posted by: Ha at June 24, 2019 09:48 PM (MAstk)

282 250 rapes a day

Brett Kavanaugh, man. He's a machine.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2019 09:48 PM (ykYG2)

283 Jussie is going to only get 1/2 of his reparations as punishment.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 24, 2019 09:49 PM (2DOZq)

284 Joe Biden: "I haven't got a racist bone in my body. PERIOD. PERIOD. PERIOD."

I think of the executive from Gattaca saying "I haven't got a violent bone in my body ..." That character beat someone to death with a sturdy plastic keyboard. Dude got homerow'd.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2019 09:50 PM (LxTcq)

285 I don't take any Chicago PD investigation seriously until somebody gets called Dog Breath.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 24, 2019 09:50 PM (ta49A)

286 if the Nigerian brothers happened to be illegal, then any lynching by them would be acts of loooove

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 24, 2019 09:51 PM (dm05u)

287 Re the idiots planning to read the Mueller Report: more actors and actresses whose movies/shows I don't have to watch anymore. Not that I watch much anyway. The only movie I've paid to see in the past year is Peter Jackson's WWI documentary.

Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2019 09:52 PM (jm1YL)

288 145
The only correct number of bewbs is two.

Posted by: eleven at June 24, 2019 08:55 PM (tH5fk)

Celebrate diversity, h8ter!

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 24, 2019 09:52 PM (1FhAQ)

289 Joe Biden: "I haven't got a racist bone in my body. PERIOD. PERIOD. PERIOD."

Posted by: BourbonChicken
________

In other words "I haven't got a racist bone in my body, ellipsis."

Posted by: FireHorse at June 24, 2019 09:53 PM (ta49A)

290 He's doing the William Shatner ellipsis all wrong.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2019 09:55 PM (LxTcq)

291 Anderson Cooper interviews E. Jean Carroll....it's a tad bizarre.

https://tinyurl.com/y2tjfpm9
Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 09:38 PM (cF8AT)
**************
She is cray cray. Rape is sexy?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 09:55 PM (RBOtF)

292 Thanks to Lurker (the other one) for clearing up the clothing angle.

I had thought that the Nigerian Bros and their cab driver were wearing WWII German Army surplus Russian Front winter uniforms.

Ya know, because Pretendin' ta be Naaaaaziiiis.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 24, 2019 09:56 PM (NoKAc)

293 Joe Biden: "I haven't got a racist bone in my body. PERIOD. PERIOD. PERIOD."

Then pointing to a young woman he said, But I wouldn't mind getting my bone in her body

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 09:56 PM (JjqW5)

294 Joe Biden: "I haven't got a racist bone in my body. PERIOD. PERIOD. PERIOD."

___

Slow Joe,

#1 rule in politics...when you're explaining, you're losing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 09:57 PM (FiUMj)

295 Did Juicy Sub Sandwich at least get the noose knot correct?

Posted by: Sharkman at June 24, 2019 09:57 PM (NoKAc)

296 292 Thanks to Lurker (the other one) for clearing up the clothing angle.

I had thought that the Nigerian Bros and their cab driver were wearing WWII German Army surplus Russian Front winter uniforms.

Ya know, because Pretendin' ta be Naaaaaziiiis.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 24, 2019 09:56 PM (NoKAc)

I thought they were wearing cook whites.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 24, 2019 09:57 PM (OhN2v)

297 Youtube just pulled the Project Veritas Google insider video. It was almost to 50K likes and 1 million views according to O'Keefe.
Posted by: Bert G at June 24, 2019 09:34 PM (OMsf+)
**************
Can't let the truth get out to the masses.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 09:57 PM (RBOtF)

298 So 2 Nigerians were supposed to pass off a Trump Nazis?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 09:58 PM (FiUMj)

299 >>>284 Joe Biden: "I haven't got a racist bone in my body. PERIOD. PERIOD. PERIOD."

Isn't denial of a thought crime considered evidence if not a direct admission of the same? That's how it works for the rest of us.

Posted by: bananaDream at June 24, 2019 09:58 PM (l6b3d)

300 In other words "I haven't got a racist bone in my body, ellipsis."

Posted by: FireHorse at June 24, 2019 09:53 PM (ta49A)

Hey hey hey

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 09:58 PM (uEbPt)

301 297 Youtube just pulled the Project Veritas Google insider video. It was almost to 50K likes and 1 million views according to O'Keefe.
Posted by: Bert G at June 24, 2019 09:34 PM (OMsf+)
**************
Can't let the truth get out to the masses.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 24, 2019 09:57 PM (RBOtF)

I am surprised O'Keefe can post anything on youtube

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 24, 2019 09:59 PM (OhN2v)

302
Youtube just pulled the Project Veritas Google insider video. It was almost to 50K likes and 1 million views according to O'Keefe.
Posted by: Bert G

======

I wish they'd stop pretending and just announce a policy of banning conservative content.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 10:00 PM (fuB/u)

303 DJT, Jr. said Smollett should be charged for his sweater in addition to perpetrating a hoax. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2019 10:00 PM (jm1YL)

304 So 2 Nigerians were supposed to pass off a Trump Nazis?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 09:58 PM (FiUMj)

Guess who was really supposed to be using the bleach!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 10:00 PM (AZxMX)

305 Smollett case is closed. Noose out front should have toldja.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at June 24, 2019 10:01 PM (Vy7tf)

306 What the idiots don't understand is this: If the laws are not to be obeyed (e.g. harboring fugitives) , what's stopping me from shooting you in the head if I run into you? (Besides my Christian faith preventing me from doing any such thing)

Posted by: JAS at June 24, 2019 10:01 PM (I5SAg)

307 303
DJT, Jr. said Smollett should be charged for his sweater in addition to perpetrating a hoax. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2019 10:00 PM (jm1YL)

Junior seems to be a chip off the old block.

Posted by: davidt at June 24, 2019 10:02 PM (geIq4)

308 >>>258 Youtube just pulled the Project Veritas Google insider video

At least the one that ace posted this morning was hosted somewhere else.

Posted by: bananaDream at June 24, 2019 10:02 PM (l6b3d)

309 305 : Thread winner!

Posted by: JAS at June 24, 2019 10:02 PM (I5SAg)

310 In a surprise move, Gorsuch instead of Kav sided with the liberals in a 5-4 decision today. At least they keep us guessing while fucking us. So there's that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:02 PM (FiUMj)

311 > Joe Biden: "I haven't got a racist bone in my body. PERIOD. PERIOD. PERIOD."

So he's now claiming to be a "transwoman" who has periods?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 24, 2019 10:02 PM (Vy4a0)

312 ''Gold medalist Scott Hamilton attended BGSU. However, he has not won The Stanley Cup. ''

So did one of my nieces. She hasn't won the Stanley cup either. Sad.

Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2019 10:03 PM (jm1YL)

313
So 2 Nigerians were supposed to pass off a Trump Nazis?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker

=====

What was the deal with that, anyway? So he could have "photographic evidence" of the actual crime? Otherwise, he could have done it all himself -- the bleach, the noose, and the mild scuffing -- and called the cops.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 10:04 PM (fuB/u)

314 Joe Biden: "I haven't got a racist bone in my body. PERIOD. PERIOD. PERIOD."

We're supposed to simply believe him because Democrat.

Posted by: rickl at June 24, 2019 10:05 PM (sdi6R)

315 Where's the evidence of the bleach thrown on him?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

That sweater Juicy is wearing was originally black as Hillary's [alleged] heart.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 24, 2019 10:05 PM (NoKAc)

316 Roomy in here! Manspreads.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2019 10:05 PM (WG6O9)

317 That sweater Juicy is wearing was originally black as Hillary's [alleged] heart.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 24, 2019 10:05 PM (NoKAc)

___

Harsh. But fair.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:06 PM (FiUMj)

318 What the idiots don't understand is this: If the laws are not to be obeyed (e.g. harboring fugitives) , what's stopping me from shooting you in the head if I run into you? (Besides my Christian faith preventing me from doing any such thing)

Posted by: JAS at June 24, 2019 10:01 PM (I5SAg)

No, you don't understand the game.

SOME laws (but very selective ones) are to be obeyed by ME ;

ANY law I deem necessary for the preservation of the State MUST be obeyed by YOU!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 10:06 PM (AZxMX)

319
Junior seems to be a chip off the old block.
Posted by: davidt

======

And in encouraging news, he's deflecting questions about a political future of his own. *fingers crossed*

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 10:06 PM (fuB/u)

320 312 ''Gold medalist Scott Hamilton attended BGSU. However, he has not won The Stanley Cup. ''

So did one of my nieces. She hasn't won the Stanley cup either. Sad.
Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2019 10:03 PM (jm1YL)

Closest I can get is my lil sis played field hockey for BGSU. No Stanley Cup. Sounds like some sort of collusion.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 24, 2019 10:07 PM (OhN2v)

321 I always just assumed the bleach claim was to cover up that he smelled of...yknow...a "bleach smelling" substance.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean

If you're claiming that along with the homosexual gang bang with special sauce that makes a "Subway Sandwich" such a great, fun thing for the twinks to engage in, that anal bleaching is also involved, then you're probably right.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 24, 2019 10:07 PM (NoKAc)

322 Ken Morrow won 4 Cups in a row with those asshole Islanders, not that I'm a bitter FLYERS FAN who watched Duane Sutter score on an offsides play so flagrant it's still on YouTube.
I'm glad I don't need to follow the Flyers any more since Kate Smith got cut from the team.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 24, 2019 10:07 PM (Jj+59)

323 > In a surprise move, Gorsuch instead of Kav sided with the liberals in a
5-4 decision today. At least they keep us guessing while fucking us.
I actually agree with him (and them) on this, and as many have noted, I believe Scalia would've voted the same way.
Vague laws serve no good purpose, and many evil purposes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 24, 2019 10:08 PM (Vy4a0)

324 Jussie's face is really messed up in that video.
Posted by: gp F*cking Loves Science at June 24, 2019 08:30 PM (mk9aG)

and the blur goes right through to his cerebral cortex, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2019 10:08 PM (WG6O9)

325 In a surprise move, Gorsuch instead of Kav sided with the liberals in a 5-4 decision today. At least they keep us guessing while fucking us. So there's that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 10:02 PM (FiUMj)

The SC has mastered the game of nine judge monte!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 24, 2019 10:08 PM (AZxMX)

326 Oh corgis!

Posted by: ibguy at June 24, 2019 10:08 PM (EHVbt)

327 ''Closest I can get is my lil sis played field hockey for BGSU. No Stanley Cup. Sounds like some sort of collusion.''

Also, my brother attended graduate school at BGSU. You guessed it..no Stanley Cup. Double sads for my family.

Posted by: Tuna at June 24, 2019 10:10 PM (jm1YL)

328
Youtube just pulled the Project Veritas Google insider video. It was
almost to 50K likes and 1 million views according to O'Keefe.

Posted by: Bert G at June 24, 2019 09:34 PM (OMsf+)

Doubleplus ungood think is NOT allowed at Youtube

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 10:11 PM (JjqW5)

329 And now for something completely different. "The Other McCain features" some supposedly sexy Cuban singer called Camilla Cubano. She does the whole "Miley Cyrus sticking out her tongue thing" Is this supposed to represent giving oral sex and appeal to men? When did this human lizard thing become an item?

theothermccain.com/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 24, 2019 10:11 PM (ivkO2)

330

I'm surprised that youtube hasn't pulled all of the 2016 election videos

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 10:11 PM (JjqW5)

331 Can Jussie skate?

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 24, 2019 10:12 PM (Jj+59)

332 Meanwhile, "man of the people" Obama and his beard and two kids are traveling with an entourage of SEVENTEEN PEOPLE in Europe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

All those folks are there because, hey, Mooch and Ex-Prez'nit Cock-Curioius (Emperor Shit Midas) love cock. Just not each others'.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 24, 2019 10:13 PM (NoKAc)

333 ont

Posted by: davidt at June 24, 2019 10:13 PM (geIq4)

334 I don't like the word, "Hoax," used to describe the shit so many people are pulling these days.

These are not jokes, or pranks.

The global warming hoax, the racial hate crime hoaxes, etc.

Frauds, scams, crimes... anything but hoax.
Posted by: davidt at June 24, 2019 09:25 PM (geIq4)

A hoax is simply a staged falsehood. Jokes and pranks are harmless ones; stuff like Jussie's little caper, and Gerbil Worming are more criminal in nature.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2019 10:30 PM (WG6O9)

335 It was -20F iirc. The coldest night of the year, though I think we hit near -30F one year. Which isn't shit compared to a of people in here.
Posted by: dartist at June 24, 2019 09:44 PM (K22Va)

Of course, Africans right off the plane are perfectly acclimated to sub-zero weather, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 24, 2019 10:35 PM (WG6O9)

336 #227 If ANY of those "Americans" have 10% of their money anywhere in CONUS, I'll be gobsmacked...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 24, 2019 10:44 PM (ABuva)

337 Taxi driver is wearing the white hazmat suit. Look at the drape of the fabric. Also gloves. You can see it in the way the fingers wrinkle behind the knuckles.And they never paid him!
Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: Nick Danger Third Eye at June 25, 2019 12:16 AM (c1JKE)

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