New Evidence Unearthed That Suggests That Ilhan Omar is Lying About Her Marriages or "Marriages"

New evidence indicates that Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar was residing with her current husband, Ahmed Abdisalan Hirsi, while also being legally married to another man, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi.
Omar was married to Elmi in 2009 and later divorced in 2017.

Between 2002 and 2008, Omar was religiously married to her current husband, Hirsi. They were never legally married. In 2008, Omar and Hirsi decided to end their relationship.
In 2009, Omar married Elmi. In 2011, she claims that they religiously divorced. However, they delayed their legal divorce until 2017.
In 2011, when Omar religiously divorced Elmi, she reconciled with her current husband. After Omar and Elmi legally divorced, she legally married Hirsi in 2018.
The Washington Examiner uncovered a trail of traffic violations and misdemeanor charges that indicate Hirsi and Omar were living together between 2006 and 2012. Yet, when questioned about her marriages, she claims to be separated from Hirsi between 2008 until 2011 when they "reconciled."
This newfound information only fuels the flames, as Omar is currently under scrutiny for filing a joint tax return in 2014 and 2015 with her current husband Hirsi, although they were not legally married, as she was still legally married to Elmi.
Some outlets have questioned whether Elmi is Omar’s brother. However, there is no evidence to corroborate this.
The roller-coaster ride of martial information does not end here though; the documents that helped uncover this information reveal that Omar, Hirsi, and Elmi were potentially all living together.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:28 PM

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Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 24, 2019 01:30 PM (so+oy)

2 Am I still in Banned Camp?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 24, 2019 01:30 PM (JFO2v)

3 What a mess.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 24, 2019 01:30 PM (Ez6QX)

4 Her constituents couldn't care less, Ace.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 24, 2019 01:30 PM (so+oy)

5 that gal is creepy

Posted by: DanMan at June 24, 2019 01:31 PM (XTiHL)

6 Eew.

She did the nasty with her brother.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 24, 2019 01:31 PM (VpIIl)

7 It's how they did things "back home".

Posted by: BignJames at June 24, 2019 01:31 PM (ykq7q)

8 corgis called... Queen Elizabeth is chasing after them and will be here shortly..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 24, 2019 01:31 PM (so+oy)

9 Heinlein's S-Family coming soon ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sci Fi Critic ... at June 24, 2019 01:31 PM (LPnfS)

10
New Evidence Unearthed That Suggests That Ilhan Omar is Lying

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Shortened for brevity and accuracy.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 24, 2019 01:32 PM (8XRCm)

11 She keeps digging its a Republican slander

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 01:32 PM (BbGew)

12 I can do whatever I want. No one will stop me. The Star Tribune obeys my orders.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at June 24, 2019 01:32 PM (1sNHT)

13 She gets passed around more than Grandma's old Buick.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 01:32 PM (M1n0C)

14 Of course she is lying but then she is a dem and dems in VA rape and white privilige and nobody cares

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:32 PM (3gwtv)

15 That's just weird.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Celebrate Independence Day With American Made Gripes from The Outrage Outlet! at June 24, 2019 01:32 PM (hLRSq)

16 6 Eew.

She did the nasty with her brother.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 24, 2019 01:31 PM (VpIIl)

Your point?

Posted by: House Lannister at June 24, 2019 01:32 PM (7HtZB)

17 That lucky bitch...

I mean, uh, this is disgusting!

Posted by: Lil Benny Shapiro at June 24, 2019 01:32 PM (oZ6kz)

18 Oh, I assume all parties are related to one degree or another. Also, I think the establishment Dems realized that this bint is a net disaster and decided to sacrifice her. Also, PowerLine has been bird dogging this story since before her election and deserves a big party from Minnesotans for their persistence.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 24, 2019 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

19 Wait...you mean a woman divorced her muslim husband? I would think this would get her a stoning. Or at least 50 lashes and a crucifixion.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 24, 2019 01:33 PM (m79Dg)

20 2 Am I still in Banned Camp?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 24, 2019 01:30 PM (JFO2v)
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What happens in Banned Camp stays in Banned Camp.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 01:33 PM (qC1Sy)

21 Get back to me when the law does anything about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2019 01:33 PM (39g3+)

22 Yippee ki yay, brother....

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 01:33 PM (hLD/2)

23 Thats why she is known as Bro-fo. She needs to have her naturalization stripped and her ass needs to be sent back to Somalia.

Her 'estranged' husband Elmi just happens to be working for Omar's sister in Somalia. In 2017 Bro-fo claimed she had no idea where Elmi was or who any of his relatives were. Elmi was living with that very same Somali sister at that very moment.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at June 24, 2019 01:33 PM (yb7zP)

24 She's a bad person and bad things should happen to her.

There, I said it. I'm sorry about using that kind of language but she merits it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (bcbK8)

25 He's my brother!

He's my husband!

He's my husband and my brother!!

Posted by: Ilhan Omar, getting smacked around by Jake Gittes at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (oZ6kz)

26 Will her anti-American rhetoric or out-of-context toothy grins get her out of this one? Tune in next week, same Bat time, same Bat channel!

Posted by: CrustyB at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (ToSAM)

27 >>Wait...you mean a woman divorced her muslim husband?

How do you divorce property?

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (M1n0C)

28 Lot's of people can lie convincingly, but only Muslims are convinced lying is the truth.

That's why it comes as natural to them as breathing.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (NFEMn)

29 What she did is a federal crime. They should keep riding this like Secretariat. Anybody else would have already been charged.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (VpIIl)

30 Penalty kicks are stupid.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (fuK7c)

31 Did she have sex with her brother?

Ewwwwwww

Posted by: ALH at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (ik/nB)

32 I bet she wishes she had asked her first husband for Trump's tax returns.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (hLD/2)

33 The roller-coaster ride of martial information does not end here though; the documents that helped uncover this information reveal that Omar, Hirsi, and Elmi were potentially all living together.

She's a ho.
Any goats living in that house?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (+lVUW)

34 Whenever Omar tries to babble, someone needs to pull a Terrence and Philip and say "shut your fucking face, brother fuckerrrr"

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (oZ6kz)

35 US scores on penalty kick- 2nd of the day- to take a 2-1 lead. Unfortunetaly it is that scrunt Rapineo who scored both goals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (3gwtv)

36 In 2009, Omar married Elmo.

PBS has really gone down the tubes.

Posted by: bananadream at June 24, 2019 01:35 PM (l6b3d)

37 She's a liberal, of course she's lying.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 24, 2019 01:35 PM (u9hp4)

38 This has been out there for years, but I am glad it's gotten to the point that publicans now feel they must mention it, even if it's a little bit.

Omar's people claiming Scott Johnson was an Islamophobia and ignoring his inquiries a few years back was unacceptable.

When can we expect Nancy Pelosi to sashay in and explain that Omar doesn't just have a language issue (how Pelosi shrugged off her Jew hate comments) but she's unclear on the law.

Because that's what we citizens want in a legislator: a law-breaker who doesn't understand/recognize our laws. LOLGF

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 01:35 PM (bDqIh)

39 Ilhan is doing a Paul Simon cover with a personal touch. She's calling it "50 Ways to Leave Your Brother".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 24, 2019 01:35 PM (WQkSh)

40
1989: The government shouldn't be concerned with what goes on in people's bedrooms.

2009: Gay marriage! Gay marriage! Gay marriage!

2019: The government shouldn't be concerned with what goes on in people's bedrooms.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 01:35 PM (BWL+E)

41 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 24, 2019 01:35 PM (8tmib)

42 He's my husband and my brother!!

Posted by: Ilhan Omar, getting smacked around by Jake Gittes at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (oZ6kz)

Forget Jake....it's Somali Town.

Posted by: BignJames at June 24, 2019 01:35 PM (ykq7q)

43 We needed penalty kicks to win? We must be facing one of those other countries that uses steroids.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 01:35 PM (oZ6kz)

44 Hmm, who is the AG of MN? I'm sure he'll get right on investigating Dem malfeasance.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 01:35 PM (qC1Sy)

45 Penalty kicks are stupid.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (fuK7c)

At the end of play yes. Fpr penalties in the BOX, that is the rule

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:35 PM (3gwtv)

46 Oh, I assume all parties are related to one degree or another. Also, I think the establishment Dems realized that this bint is a net disaster and decided to sacrifice her. Also, PowerLine has been bird dogging this story since before her election and deserves a big party from Minnesotans for their persistence.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 24, 2019 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

You're correct. The Dems and media are no longer portraying her heroically.
She's making them look bad, so she's gone.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 01:36 PM (NFEMn)

47 39 Ilhan is doing a Paul Simon cover with a personal touch. She's calling it "50 Ways to Leave Your Brother".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 24, 2019 01:35 PM (WQkSh)

...

threadwinner

Posted by: TexasDan at June 24, 2019 01:36 PM (yL25O)

48 Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (NFEMn)

It's not just them. I'm pretty convinced Obama thinks lying is the truth too.

oh.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 01:36 PM (hLD/2)

49 Boy, is her brother ever gonna be pissed!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 24, 2019 01:36 PM (Dh1wo)

50 So who fucked GOAT?

Posted by: GOAT at June 24, 2019 01:36 PM (hjaPQ)

51 36 In 2009, Omar married Elmo.

PBS has really gone down the tubes.
Posted by: bananadream at June 24, 2019 01:35 PM (l6b3d)

Today's word is "dangerous consanguinity"!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 24, 2019 01:36 PM (RD7QR)

52 Hmm, who is the AG of MN? I'm sure he'll get right on investigating Dem malfeasance.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 01:35 PM (qC1Sy)

well she is a congress critter which is a federal office. Let the Justice Department ibnvestigate

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:36 PM (3gwtv)

53 The marriages were designed to help her with immigration fraud, but she compounted it by committing tax fraud as well. That is enough to get her citizenship stripped and deported.

Posted by: Vic at June 24, 2019 01:37 PM (mpXpK)

54 She's also on the hook for perjury, to get her legal divorce she had to swear under oath she had no idea where her brother husband was. She swore she tried but he was not searchable, even though he had multiple social media accounts, Fbook, linkedin etc.

Posted by: GregV61 at June 24, 2019 01:37 PM (iRIIK)

55 Brother Husband my guess got college covered by state or fed loans then lived illegal in public housing until he was thrown out. Move to UK, I wonder how many bills he left unpaid.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 24, 2019 01:37 PM (JFO2v)

56 The roller-coaster ride of martial information does not end here though; the documents that helped uncover this information reveal that Omar, Hirsi, and Elmi were potentially all living together.

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So it's a "martial" roller-coaster ride?

She wears combat boots while she does it to her brother on carnival rides?

Posted by: RKae at June 24, 2019 01:37 PM (z7C6w)

57 It's already enough for DHS and the IRS to launch investigations. Pedouchy and Democrats can dribble all they want.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 24, 2019 01:37 PM (VpIIl)

58 50 So who fucked GOAT?
Posted by: GOAT at June 24, 2019 01:36 PM (hjaPQ)

I knew a girl named Adrienne...she might have been the greatest fuck of all time...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 01:37 PM (bcbK8)

59 It's not just them. I'm pretty convinced Obama thinks lying is the truth too.

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He said MUSLIMS!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at June 24, 2019 01:37 PM (8XRCm)

60
Hmm, who is the AG of MN? I'm sure he'll get right on investigating Dem malfeasance.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 01:35 PM (qC1Sy)

If the MN AG was AG in MENA, she'd be sentenced to be stoned.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 01:37 PM (BWL+E)

61 >>Did she have sex with her brother?

Probably not, it was immigration fraud.

HOWEVER, she married her brother, so unless she ADMITS it was a scam, then it seems OK to assume she married-married him.

Don't want to be called a brother-f#cker? Don't marry your brother.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 01:37 PM (bDqIh)

62 well she is a congress critter which is a federal office. Let the Justice Department ibnvestigate
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:36 PM (3gwtv)
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Oh, I thought since she is a representative, it would be a local state matter.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 01:37 PM (qC1Sy)

63 25 He's my brother!

He's my husband!

He's my husband and my brother!!
Posted by: Ilhan Omar, getting smacked around by Jake Gittes at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (oZ6kz)

He's a dessert topping!

Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2019 01:38 PM (7HtZB)

64 I've never rooted harder for the US to lose something.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 01:38 PM (hLD/2)

65 The Conservative Case for Cheating On Taxes and Fucking Your Brother

Posted by: THE BULLFLARP at June 24, 2019 01:38 PM (DrqHq)

66 US scores on penalty kick- 2nd of the day- to take a 2-1 lead.

Yes. The US has scored two Referee Goals, Spain has scored one Real Goal.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2019 01:38 PM (fuK7c)

67 It could be worse -- she could be a traitor to our country.

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 24, 2019 01:38 PM (yYYqu)

68 Who's the GOAT? Probably MJ, but old people will say Wilt.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 01:38 PM (oZ6kz)

69 Ilhan is doing a Paul Simon cover with a personal touch. She's calling it "50 Ways to Leave Your Brother".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 24, 2019 01:35 PM (WQkSh)

You just gotta make a new plan, Hassan
Try not to act odd, Ahmad
Don't let it show, Mo
Just listen to Allah

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 01:38 PM (NFEMn)

70
Hard to believe but Yahoo actually has this story. One of the comments is This is just old white men who don't want a black Muslim woman in Congress. Yeah genius that's it. Now get in the wood chipper

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2019 01:38 PM (OLCnA)

71 "There are a great many immoral and scandalous ideas in the world (even more than there are swearwords), and the Lanham Act covers them all. It therefore violates the First Amendment," Justice Elena Kagan wrote in the majority opinion for Andrei Iancu v. Erik Brunetti (2019).

Posted by: SMOD at June 24, 2019 01:38 PM (GOoUs)

72 Some outlets have questioned whether Elmi is Omars brother. However, there is no evidence to corroborate this.

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Ha. It's like the DC pizza parlor conspiracy theory.

One reporter: "Ms. Omar, is Elmi your brother?"
Omar: "Stop asking ridiculous questions."
One reporter: "Okay."

All reporters the next week: "There is no evidence to corroborate this."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 24, 2019 01:38 PM (SYNdr)

73 This is all very racist in my Faith Tradition!

Posted by: Democrat voter at June 24, 2019 01:38 PM (CQ3Qb)

74 >>He's a dessert topping!

A light dessert topping.

'He ain't heavy...'

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 01:38 PM (M1n0C)

75 Her first husband traded her in for a goat.

Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2019 01:38 PM (AjVAj)

76 documents that helped uncover this information reveal that Omar, Hirsi, and Elmi were potentially all living together.

I believe that's called a "cell"

Posted by: x at June 24, 2019 01:38 PM (nFwvY)

77

Did she have sex with her brother? > Can she run faster than her brother.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 24, 2019 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

78 How much of this two-tiered justice system will we tolerate?

Posted by: HA at June 24, 2019 01:39 PM (MAstk)

79 If, IF she gets replaced, it will be with someone just as deranged and anti-American so no net win.

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 24, 2019 01:39 PM (T9rmq)

80 She's a ho.
Any goats living in that house?
Posted by: nerdygirl at J

why would then need goats when she is there?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2019 01:39 PM (HALdu)

81 they may have been brother sister but is this really culturally significant to them?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 24, 2019 01:39 PM (JziUy)

82 Oh, I thought since she is a representative, it would be a local state matter.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 01:37 PM (qC1Sy)

If she were a member of the MN State House but she is not

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:39 PM (3gwtv)

83 Cheat on your taxes with this one WEIRD trick.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 01:39 PM (hLD/2)

84 He's my brother!

He's my husband!

He's my husband and my brother!!
Posted by: Ilhan Omar, getting smacked around by Jake Gittes at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (oZ6kz)

He's a dessert topping!
Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2019 01:38 PM (7HtZB)

He's TWO,TWO ...Two mints in One!

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 01:39 PM (NFEMn)

85 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 01:39 PM (9gDA7)

86 Why doesn't she just admit she abused the system and move on?

She'll never be held responsible for her actions.

Posted by: MJ at June 24, 2019 01:39 PM (gAMkn)

87 He's my brother!

He's my husband!

He's my husband and my brother!!
Posted by: Ilhan Omar, getting smacked around by Jake Gittes at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (oZ6kz)

He's a dessert topping!
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Kills cockroaches! Bastes turkeys! Is not harmful to children or pets!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 24, 2019 01:39 PM (iB1oa)

88 50 So who fucked GOAT?

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About 20,000 women if you believe Wilt Chamberlain's autobiography.

Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2019 01:40 PM (7HtZB)

89 So, she's a 2 timing whore, twice over, you're saying.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 01:40 PM (9gDA7)

90 Spain is giving the US a run for the money

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:40 PM (3gwtv)

91
If we're going by the new rules since she hasn't proved that he isn't her brother we must automatically assume that he is.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 24, 2019 01:40 PM (TAmPV)

92 >>You're correct. The Dems and media are no longer portraying her heroically.
She's making them look bad, so she's gone.

IIRC, she is a huge campaign donation recipient - a lot of out of state Lefties are invested in the first muslim Congresswoman. We'll see if that enough to keep her from being dumped by Pelosi.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 01:40 PM (bDqIh)

93 79 If, IF she gets replaced, it will be with someone just as deranged and anti-American so no net win.

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this is the DNC. You betcha trump gonna make her and aoc and pelosi the covergirls of the party.

The DNC may hate white men and christians and america and straight people. period.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 24, 2019 01:40 PM (JziUy)

94 , IF she gets replaced, it will be with someone just as deranged and anti-American so no net win.Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 24, 2019 01:39 PM (T9rmq)

You have to start thinking like them. This can be used to damage the party. Bigly.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 01:40 PM (hLD/2)

95 Cheat on your taxes with this one WEIRD trick.
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 01:39 PM (hLD/2)

And what she looks like today is SICK

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 01:40 PM (NFEMn)

96 Jim Brown Said he had a billion women

Posted by: JT at June 24, 2019 01:41 PM (8tmib)

97 Forget Jake....it's Somali Town."

Hey, I know - so we're having a fall off of income, so let's grab some sweet taxpayer cash by importing some... refugees! Yeah, that'll work...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 01:41 PM (6qErC)

98 US scores on penalty kick- 2nd of the day- to take a 2-1 lead.

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Spain is good, too. They're easily a match for a 10th grade boys summer league team.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 24, 2019 01:41 PM (SYNdr)

99 Genealogists HATE her! Fuck your brother with this one weird trick!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 01:41 PM (oZ6kz)

100 Her first husband traded her in for a goat.

Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2019 01:38 PM (AjVAj)

Probably a step up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2019 01:41 PM (9Om/r)

101
Habsburg inbreeding: enlarged jaws, mental illness.

Muslim inbreeding: reduced IQ, metal illness, propensity to violence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 01:41 PM (BWL+E)

102 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_61hzuGGJX0

Would've never been allowed to be recorded today.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 01:41 PM (9gDA7)

103 the bitch is a freaky whore, who thinks she is not subject to any rules.

Or, she is a proper piece of property, a la the religion of pieces.

Take your pick.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2019 01:41 PM (ufFY8)

104 Spain is giving the US a run for the money
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:40 PM (3gwtv)

Are they taking back Puerto Rico?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 01:41 PM (NFEMn)

105
Why doesn't she just admit she abused the system and move on?

Because then she would lose her victim status.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 24, 2019 01:41 PM (TAmPV)

106 "Jim Brown Said he had a billion women
Posted by: JT at June 24, 2019 01:41 PM (8tmib)"

To be fair, Jim Brown was a real lady killer.

(But cmon it was another country, does it really matter?)

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 01:42 PM (oZ6kz)

107 Did she have sex with her brother? > Can she run faster than her brother.
..

They were both adults.

Posted by: LGBTQ at June 24, 2019 01:42 PM (MAstk)

108 Spain is giving the US a run for the money
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:40 PM (3gwtv)

Are they taking back Puerto Rico?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 01:41 PM (NFEMn)

Hope so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:42 PM (3gwtv)

109 Omar, Hirsi, and Elmi were potentially all living together. "

"Dogs and cats, living together..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 01:42 PM (6qErC)

110 Her first husband traded her in for a goat.

Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2019 01:38 PM (AjVAj)

Probably a step up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2019 01:41 PM (9Om/r)

To be fair, GTO prices are through the roof.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 01:42 PM (NFEMn)

111 103 the bitch is a freaky whore, who thinks she is not subject to any rules.

Or, she is a proper piece of property, a la the religion of pieces.

Take your pick.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2019 01:41 PM (ufFY

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I'm going with "and."

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 01:42 PM (qC1Sy)

112 soccer is stupid

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 24, 2019 01:43 PM (HALdu)

113 Do have to give her its unheard of for a Muslim woman to have multiple husbands, so maybe she is just pushing Muslim law.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 01:43 PM (BbGew)

114
Are they taking back Puerto Rico?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 01:41 PM (NFEMn)

They have enough corrupt politicians of their own, thank you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 01:43 PM (BWL+E)

115 Spain USA is getting testy. A lot of penalties

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:43 PM (3gwtv)

116 >>Jim Brown Said he had a billion women

...and rocked them all!

Posted by: Bon Jovi at June 24, 2019 01:43 PM (M1n0C)

117 Habsburg inbreeding: enlarged jaws, mental illness.
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Hey! I resemble that remark. Um.....

Posted by: Carlos II at June 24, 2019 01:43 PM (iB1oa)

118 103 the bitch is a freaky whore, who thinks she is not subject to any rules.

Or, she is a proper piece of property, a la the religion of pieces.

Take your pick.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2019 01:41 PM (ufFY

She's a very freaky girl
The kind you don't elect to Congress
She will never let your spirits down
As long as you're related...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 24, 2019 01:44 PM (RD7QR)

119 Willowed:

444
Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

Posted by: Gref at June 24, 2019 01:14 PM (AMIL/)

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*
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It
was. Devised by SF/U.N.C.L.E. paperback writer David McDaniel, with the
backstory that Thrush evolved from Prof. Moriarty's criminal
organization after his sudden death.

From the original bible for the show:

"Good men or evil men, if you are not a member of Thrush, you are marked to be ruled or destroyed."

Instead of a bunch of criminals like the Mafia, Thrush was supposed to be a supra-nation that existed within, but separate from, countries all over the earth -- rather like Islam, come to think of it. And yet Sam Rolfe came up with this idea in 1963.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2019 01:44 PM (ClOmq)

120 The lawn is calling me, later gators

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2019 01:44 PM (BbGew)

121 How do you divorce property?

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (M1n0C)

Say, "I break with thee," three times and then throw dog poop on her shoes.

Posted by: Steve Martin, Let's Get Small at June 24, 2019 01:45 PM (q1Pj5)

122 >>Why doesn't she just admit she abused the system and move on?

Because she doesn't owe the infidels the truth?

Heck, Democrats just don't give in, see: Ralph Northam and his bogus "investigation" into who was in black face in the yearbook photos *he submitted to the school to be published*.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 01:45 PM (bDqIh)

123 I'm going with "and."

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 01:42 PM (qC1Sy)

I keep forgetting to embrace that power.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2019 01:45 PM (ufFY8)

124 ONE BRIDE FOR SEVEN BROTHERS

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 01:45 PM (hLD/2)

125
Jim Brown Said he had a billion women

Wasn't Raquel one of them?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 01:45 PM (BWL+E)

126 115 Spain USA is getting testy. A lot of penalties
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:43 PM (3gwtv)

Yeahbigadigacatfight!

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at June 24, 2019 01:46 PM (7HtZB)

127 , Democrats just don't give in, see: Ralph Northam and his bogus "investigation" into who was in black face in the yearbook photos *he submitted to the school to be published*.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 01:45 PM (bDqIh)

And his rapey LT Gov

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:46 PM (3gwtv)

128 What she did is a federal crime. They should keep riding this like Secretariat. Anybody else would have already been charged.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (VpIIl)

You don't understand. I'm a Demonicrat. Divorce empowers us and makes us a brave woman following our reams. So does fucking our brother.--Toothy Omar.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 24, 2019 01:46 PM (m79Dg)

129 Jim Brown Said he had a billion women
-----------------------------------------------------

I take that to mean he's had a LOT of women

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 01:46 PM (NFEMn)

130 ONE BRIDE FOR SEVEN BROTHERS
Posted by: ...

----

And it's their sister!

Bless your beautiful hide!

Posted by: RKae at June 24, 2019 01:46 PM (z7C6w)

131 Say, "I break with thee," three times and then throw dog poop on her shoes."

Can I wear a glove? Can it be in a bag?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 01:46 PM (6qErC)

132 75
Her first husband traded her in for a goat.

Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2019
*
*
. . .
To be fair, the goat didn't hate America.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2019 01:47 PM (ClOmq)

133 "Yeahbigadigacatfight!
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at June 24, 2019 01:46 PM (7HtZB)"

I love that this comment came right after someone mentioned Raquel Welch. She's a menace!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 01:47 PM (oZ6kz)

134 Jim Brown Said he had a billion women

Jim Brown could do anything and everything he wanted.

He took out a whole castle of Nazis remember

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:47 PM (3gwtv)

135 Spain USA is getting testy. A lot of penalties

***

Women's soccer right? I hope Spain kicks their spoiled anti American lesbo asses

Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 24, 2019 01:47 PM (leqDg)

136 One Ahmed is as good and another, amiright?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 01:47 PM (1ISKN)

137 112 soccer is stupid
....

2 hours of 0-0.

And the crowd goes wild!

Posted by: HA at June 24, 2019 01:47 PM (MAstk)

138
Omar's brother also somehow managed to land a plum position with the government in her native Somalia after her election to the senate.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 24, 2019 01:47 PM (TAmPV)

139 Democrats just don't give in, see: Ralph Northam and his bogus "investigation" into who was in black face in the yearbook photos *he submitted to the school to be published*.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 01:45 PM (bDqIh)

You know what though? This unresolved scandal is going to come in handy for Trump in , oh about November 2020.
Watch.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 01:47 PM (NFEMn)

140 I hope Spain kicks their spoiled anti American lesbo asses
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 24, 2019 01:47 PM (leqDg)

The head Lesbo has 2 goals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:48 PM (3gwtv)

141 Omar's brother also somehow managed to land a plum position with the government in her native Somalia after her election to the senate.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 24, 2019 01:47 PM (TAmPV)

Sure. Influence.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 01:48 PM (NFEMn)

142 soccer is stupid

--

It would be hilarious to have them wear beach volleyball outfits and suddenly become the most viewed womens sporting event in the history of television.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 24, 2019 01:48 PM (SYNdr)

143 112 soccer is stupid
....

2 hours of 0-0.

And the crowd goes wild!
Posted by: HA

----

And you can't use your hands. Who thought this shit up?

Posted by: RKae at June 24, 2019 01:48 PM (z7C6w)

144 7 minutes to go

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:48 PM (3gwtv)

145 133 "Yeahbigadigacatfight!
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at June 24, 2019 01:46 PM (7HtZB)"

I love that this comment came right after someone mentioned Raquel Welch. She's a menace!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 01:47 PM (oZ6kz)

Give ME the menace. I want to face it. And then motorboat it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 01:48 PM (bcbK8)

146 Funny how this new evidence is JUST LIKE the old evidence that the rest of us pointed out before she was elected.

Posted by: blaster at June 24, 2019 01:49 PM (9VeU0)

147 Wait so apparently when Jim Brown threw that girl off a balcony (which didn't kill her, actually) it was because she was mad at him because he had an affair with Gloria Steinam(!)

A woman needs Jim Brown like a fish needs a bicycle?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 01:49 PM (oZ6kz)

148 Jim Brown could do anything and everything he wanted.

He took out a whole castle of Nazis remember

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:47 PM (3gwtv)

But then he got blown up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2019 01:49 PM (9Om/r)

149 The head Lesbo has 2 goals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:48 PM (3gwtv)

Isn't 'head lesbo' an oxymoron?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 24, 2019 01:49 PM (ufFY8)

150 7 minutes of stoppage lol

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 24, 2019 01:49 PM (Xvo1a)

151
It would be hilarious to have them wear beach volleyball outfits and suddenly become the most viewed womens sporting event in the history of television.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 24, 2019 01:48 PM (SYNdr)

Two hours of match, six hours of slow-motion replays.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 01:49 PM (BWL+E)

152 Jim Brown Said he had a billion women
----------------------------------------------------

This is why the poor guy can barely walk without a cane these days.....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 01:49 PM (NFEMn)

153 I want to see a soccer match where the players are all Sumo wrestlers.

That would be entreating.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 01:49 PM (1ISKN)

154 Omar's brother also somehow managed to land a plum
position with the government in her native Somalia after her election to
the senate.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 24, 2019 01:47 PM (TAmPV)

Sure. Influence.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 01:48 PM (NFEMn)

*fistbumps*

Posted by: Roger Clinton, Billy Carter at June 24, 2019 01:50 PM (q1Pj5)

155 ONE BRIDE FOR SEVEN BROTHERS
Posted by: ...

----

Damnit!
There goes the coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2019 01:50 PM (axyOa)

156 Instead of a bunch of criminals like the Mafia, Thrush was supposed to be a supra-nation that existed within, but separate from, countries all over the earth -- rather like Islam, come to think of it. And yet Sam Rolfe came up with this idea in 1963.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2019 01:44 PM (ClOmq)

So Hydra/Deep State.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 01:50 PM (bcbK8)

157 PowerLine has been doing amazing work on unearthing this woman's past. She even recognized one of them at an event they were covering, happily crying "You guys made me famous!" They have been far kinder to her and her staff than I would have been, but I guess they're Minnesota Nice.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 24, 2019 01:50 PM (XKZwp)

158 Uh, entertaining.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 24, 2019 01:50 PM (1ISKN)

159
Jim Brown Said he had a billion women

And not an ugly one in the bunch.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 24, 2019 01:50 PM (TAmPV)

160
7 minutes to go

A nail-biter!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 01:50 PM (BWL+E)

161 I mean sure there's Alex Morgan but why do you want to punish us with Megan Rapinoe in volleyball short shorts?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 01:51 PM (oZ6kz)

162 Sounds like they should solve this Omar marriage issue on Jerry Springer.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 24, 2019 01:51 PM (2DOZq)

163 >> Funny how this new evidence is JUST LIKE the old evidence that the rest of us pointed out before she was elected.

Are you saying this "DC Examiner Exclusive!!" is not so exclusive?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 01:51 PM (bDqIh)

164 OH FFS....

@JohnKerry

Haven't read the Mueller Report? Watch it live tonight at 9pm - performed by an extraordinary cast, ranging from Annette Bening to @HamillHimself to @ZacharyQuinto and more. An act of public service by these artists.

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 01:51 PM (cF8AT)

165
Her first husband traded her in for a goat.
>>
And came out ahead on the deal.

Posted by: FrodoB at June 24, 2019 01:51 PM (9753m)

166 Omar's brother also somehow managed to land a plum position with the government in her native Somalia "

"Plum"?

They have food in Somalia?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 01:51 PM (6qErC)

167 I can't believe I went all these years and didn't know that Jim Brown fucked Gloria Steinam.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 01:51 PM (oZ6kz)

168 149 The head Lesbo has 2 goals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:48 PM (3gwtv)

Isn't 'head lesbo' an oxymoron?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 24, 2019 01:49 PM (ufFY

Getting head from a lesbo is difficult and

Results are mixed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 01:51 PM (bcbK8)

169 No, what Jim Brown said was he had a Brazillian woman. Easy mistake. Could happen to anyone.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 24, 2019 01:52 PM (gC2IV)

170 Wait so apparently when Jim Brown threw that girl off a balcony (which didn't kill her, actually)

Antoinette Roccamora, called her Tony Rocky Horror. Fall didn't kill her, but the bitch developed a speech impediment.

Posted by: Jules Winnfield at June 24, 2019 01:52 PM (fuK7c)

171 Getting head from a lesbo is difficult and

Results are mixed."

Hmmm.

Lip service?

Biting commentary?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 01:52 PM (6qErC)

172
@JohnKerry Haven't read the Mueller Report? Watch it live tonight at 9pm - performed by an extraordinary cast, ranging from Annette Bening to @HamillHimself to @ZacharyQuinto and more. An act of public service by these artists.

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 01:51 PM (cF8AT)

That horsed face jackass stole my idea.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 24, 2019 01:52 PM (TAmPV)

173 Did she let her brother put it in Djibouti?

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at June 24, 2019 01:52 PM (MyjdV)

174 Trump said pussy. Therefore who cares?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 01:52 PM (FiUMj)

175 Yes, please, by all means, let's import still more of this Cultural Enrichment.

Posted by: DocJ at June 24, 2019 01:53 PM (77WPm)

176 She's protected by an impervious substance femblackamuuzytonium. Especially effective post clittorectomy.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 24, 2019 01:53 PM (ty7RM)

177 >>@JohnKerry

Haven't read the Mueller Report? Watch it live tonight at 9pm - performed by an extraordinary cast, ranging from Annette Bening to @HamillHimself to @ZacharyQuinto and more. An act of public service by these artists.
- - - -

ooh, guess the FBO Love Letters production got under their skin, eh?

Kudos to Dean Cain and Kristy Swanson for doing that.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 01:53 PM (bDqIh)

178 Que pasa, beechez?

Posted by: Steel Dumplings at June 24, 2019 01:53 PM (LupTM)

179 but why do you want to punish us with Megan Rapinoe in volleyball short shorts?

--

Who?
(does an image search)
Jeez, that's a pretty rough looking guy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 24, 2019 01:53 PM (SYNdr)

180 I can't believe I went all these years and didn't know that Jim Brown fucked Gloria Steinam.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 01:51 PM (oZ6kz)

Gloria, after sex with Jim: Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick
ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 24, 2019 01:54 PM (q1Pj5)

181 I always question a Lesbian's commitment to lesbianism if they use dildoes.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 24, 2019 01:54 PM (2DOZq)

182 171 Getting head from a lesbo is difficult and

Results are mixed."

Hmmm.

Lip service?

Biting commentary?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 01:52 PM (6qErC)

Inexperience and/or indifference is the real risk. But it's not consistent, sometimes it's really good.

Odds, in favor, forever, etc....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 01:54 PM (bcbK8)

183 Americans playing keep away in the last 2-3 minutes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:54 PM (3gwtv)

184 156
Instead of a bunch of criminals like the Mafia, Thrush was supposed to
be a supra-nation that existed within, but separate from, countries all
over the earth -- rather like Islam, come to think of it. And yet Sam
Rolfe came up with this idea in 1963.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2019 01:44 PM (ClOmq)

So Hydra/Deep State.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019
*
*
. . .
Right. Stan Lee and Co. loved U.N.C.L.E. and modeled SHIELD after it, and Hydra after Thrush. And yes, Thrush had satraps, semi-autonomous operations, everywhere -- a school or department store could be a Thrush center, operating just as any normal school or store would, but owing allegiance only to Thrush.

So "Deep State" is a good analogy too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2019 01:54 PM (ClOmq)

185 Did she let her brother put it in Djibouti?"

All the way to Timbuktu

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 01:54 PM (6qErC)

186 162 Sounds like they should solve this Omar marriage issue on Jerry Springer.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 24, 2019 01:51 PM (2DOZq)

Yes, you ARE the father! And the brother! And probably a cousin!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 24, 2019 01:54 PM (RD7QR)

187 171
Getting head from a lesbo is difficult and

Results are mixed."

Hmmm.

Lip service?

Biting commentary?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 01:52 PM (6qErC)
Especially if she's a vegan.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 24, 2019 01:54 PM (N39Ws)

188 And you can't use your hands. Who thought this shit up?

Posted by: RKae at June 24, 2019 01:48 PM (z7C6w)

Tyrannosaurs Rex

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at June 24, 2019 01:54 PM (P4Pk9)

189 173 Did she let her brother put it in Djibouti?
Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at June 24, 2019 01:52 PM (MyjdV)

Just the head!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 24, 2019 01:55 PM (JFO2v)

190 Megan Rapinoe should've been booted from the team for her comments.

You're not a patriotic American, you don't get to represent the PEOPLE of America, you hateful, ungrateful coont.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 01:55 PM (9gDA7)

191 Ilhan Omar: Elect exotic weirdos, you get exotic weirdos.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2019 01:55 PM (O8WFE)

192 Why does that Rancicidia Talib bitch get away showing off her provocative hair and collarbone? Isn't there a muzzy brother out there just itching to show here what's what?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 24, 2019 01:55 PM (ty7RM)

193 @JohnKerry Haven't read the Mueller Report? Watch it live tonight at 9pm - performed by an extraordinary cast, ranging from Annette Bening to @HamillHimself to @ZacharyQuinto and more. An act of public service by these artists.

Posted by: Tami at June 24, 2019 01:51 PM (cF8AT)

Isn't the full report north of 400-pages. I haven't sat through a full movie from either Bening or Hamill in years. This will be an absolute snooze-fest.

Posted by: DocJ at June 24, 2019 01:55 PM (77WPm)

194 I'm still at a loss to understand the last minute change of heart on ICE raids. Even if it was some ploy to get something out of Nancy/Chuck, why not start them and then start the negotiations then.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 01:55 PM (FiUMj)

195 170 Wait so apparently when Jim Brown threw that girl off a balcony (which didn't kill her, actually)

Antoinette Roccamora, called her Tony Rocky Horror. Fall didn't kill her, but the bitch developed a speech impediment.
Posted by: Jules Winnfield at June 24, 2019 01:52 PM (fuK7c)

And all over a foot massage, allegedly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 01:55 PM (bcbK8)

196 181 I always question a Lesbian's commitment to lesbianism if they use dildoes.

Much like vegans making plants look like meat.

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at June 24, 2019 01:56 PM (MyjdV)

197 Gloria Stienem was also Christian Bale's step-mom???

Okay her writing is dogshit but bitch has had an interesting life.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 01:56 PM (oZ6kz)

198 Ha. The women are actively attempting to prevent someone from scoring.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 24, 2019 01:56 PM (SYNdr)

199 Shocking new evidence we're gonna ignore till it goes away under the weight of the next big SQUIRREL!

Posted by: MSM Pricks at June 24, 2019 01:56 PM (LupTM)

200 seconds to go

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:56 PM (3gwtv)

201 Ilhan Omar: BroHo

Posted by: Sharkman at June 24, 2019 01:56 PM (NoKAc)

202 ONE BRIDE FOR SEVEN BROTHERS
Posted by: ...

Wel,l Never On Sunday ... so one of those po'bastiges is mighty unhappy.

Posted by: Adriane the Classic Movie Critic ... at June 24, 2019 01:56 PM (LPnfS)

203 Hmm, who is the AG of MN? I'm sure he'll get right on investigating Dem malfeasance.

Keith Ellison, also a Mahometan.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 24, 2019 01:56 PM (88+cf)

204 Who?
(does an image search)
Jeez, that's a pretty rough looking guy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 24, 2019 01:53 PM (SYNdr)

All things considered, the image of her Fox was using to pimp the broadcasts is pretty hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 01:56 PM (9gDA7)

205
Now, William Shatner reading the Mueller Report, that might be worth it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 01:56 PM (BWL+E)

206 The head Lesbo has 2 goals

A new Lesbaru and a trip to Disneyland?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 24, 2019 01:56 PM (O8WFE)

207 Especially if she's a vegan"

Hmmm.

So, stalking?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 01:57 PM (6qErC)

208 Totes normal...in the Islamic world.

Posted by: Exurban Doug at June 24, 2019 01:57 PM (4IZry)

209 That's it. US to the quarter finals

tough game actually

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2019 01:57 PM (3gwtv)

210 They have food in Somalia?

what do you call a Somali with diarrhea?

Posted by: DanMan at June 24, 2019 01:57 PM (XTiHL)

211 "Ha. The women are actively attempting to prevent someone from scoring.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 24, 2019 01:56 PM (SYNdr)"

Those cockblocks are used to doing that, though.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 01:57 PM (oZ6kz)

212 I'm sort of cheering for them so they can make a big public two to three week campaign commercial for why Trump should be re-elected.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 24, 2019 01:57 PM (SYNdr)

213 ONE BRIDE FOR SEVEN BROTHERS

It's not bad. Can be fun!

Posted by: Snow White at June 24, 2019 01:57 PM (q1Pj5)

214
The women are actively attempting to prevent someone from scoring.

So they're women

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 24, 2019 01:57 PM (TAmPV)

215
She didn't have sex with her brother. She married him for nefarious reasons, such as tax or immigration fraud. I imagine the sibling sex theme will be the liberals' strawman/squirrel.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 01:57 PM (fuB/u)

216 Especially if she's a vegan"

Hmmm.

So, stalking?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 01:57 PM (6qErC)

That was corny.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 24, 2019 01:57 PM (2DOZq)

217 Jim Brown Said he had a billion women
-----------------------------------------------------

I take that to mean he's had a LOT of women
Posted by: JoeF

Well a billion IS a lot of women

When Nixon normalized relations with China, Johnny Carson asked Richard Pryor If he thought being friends with China is a good thing.

Pryor said "I think you should be friends with a billion of anything."

Posted by: JT at June 24, 2019 01:57 PM (8tmib)

218 The women are actively attempting to prevent someone from scoring.

So they're women
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 24, 2019 01:57 PM (TAmPV)

Cock Blockers

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 01:58 PM (NFEMn)

219 I hate that the left has turned me into someone who cheers AGAINST American athletes in international competitions.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 01:58 PM (FiUMj)

220 I always question a Lesbian's commitment to lesbianism if they use dildoes.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation

----

Oh, what's that word?

...Envy?

Posted by: RKae at June 24, 2019 01:58 PM (z7C6w)

221 194 I'm still at a loss to understand the last minute change of heart on ICE raids. Even if it was some ploy to get something out of Nancy/Chuck, why not start them and then start the negotiations then.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 01:55 PM (FiUMj)

My understanding is that there was a leak before the raids were set to go.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 24, 2019 01:58 PM (RD7QR)

222
Keith Ellison, also a Mahometan.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 24, 2019 01:56 PM (88+cf)

Please, it's "Mussulman".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 01:58 PM (BWL+E)

223 Now, William Shatner reading the Mueller Report, that might be worth it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 01:56 PM (BWL+E)
-----
Interspered with plugs for Priceline.com.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 24, 2019 01:58 PM (iB1oa)

224 So where do the goats figure in all this?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 01:58 PM (pg90N)

225 205

Now, William Shatner reading the Mueller Report, that might be worth it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019
*
*
. . .
"Since the election of Donald Trump, almost three of our years ago, no attacking Democrat has survived the attempt. Political death has little meaning to us. If it has none to you . . .then attack us now. We grow annoyed at your foolishness."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2019 01:58 PM (ClOmq)

226 what do you call a Somali with diarrhea?"

Flo?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 01:58 PM (6qErC)

227 When do the gynecologists play the Long John Silver impersonators?

Posted by: RKae at June 24, 2019 01:58 PM (z7C6w)

228 I still want Trump to announce that he will give $10M to the charity of their choice if they'll play an exhibition game against any random boys junior varsity team at any DC high school.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 24, 2019 01:58 PM (SYNdr)

229 Okay her writing is dogshit but bitch has had an interesting life.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 01:56 PM (oZ6kz)

Alma ... tell us,
All other women are jealous!

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=zWFEy1lVUMI

Posted by: Adriane the Classic Movie Critic ... at June 24, 2019 01:58 PM (LPnfS)

230 what do you call a Somali with diarrhea?

Posted by: DanMan at June 24, 2019
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A One-Percenter.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2019 01:59 PM (ClOmq)

231 Now, William Shatner reading the Mueller Report, that might be worth it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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BTW, whatever happened to those tax returns that were going to end the world for Trump?

Posted by: RKae at June 24, 2019 01:59 PM (z7C6w)

232 That was corny."

Turnip with a pun now and then...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 01:59 PM (6qErC)

233 The Strib is investigating this with the same zeal as a debutante poking at roadkill.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 24, 2019 01:59 PM (6/uwW)

234 The only thing that could save soccer for me is sticks for the guys and no rules, and tear away clothes for the chicks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 24, 2019 02:00 PM (8lGpb)

235 Minnesota certainly has gone all stabby lately.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2019 02:00 PM (2LelM)

236 I hate that the left has turned me into someone who cheers AGAINST American athletes in international competitions.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 24, 2019 01:58 PM (FiUMj)

I don't root against the team for the actions of a player. I hate the player and ignore the team because it allows the player to continue to embarrass the team.

I will ALWAYS pull for America, every time. This time, not openly and won't watch it.

Good job, Megan, you coont.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 02:00 PM (9gDA7)

237 205
Now, William Shatner reading the Mueller Report, that might be worth it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 01:56 PM (BWL+E)

Reference SUBPARAGRAPH. 7. A!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 24, 2019 02:00 PM (RD7QR)

238 Now, William Shatner reading the Mueller Report, that might be worth it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 01:56 PM (BWL+E)

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Interspered with plugs for Priceline.com.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 24, 2019 01:58 PM (iB1oa)

with an occasional Kahhhnnnnn!!!!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2019 02:00 PM (9Om/r)

239 213
ONE BRIDE FOR SEVEN BROTHERS

It's not bad. Can be fun!

Posted by: Snow White at June 24, 2019
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. . .

I'm outta here.

Posted by: Prince Charming at June 24, 2019 02:00 PM (ClOmq)

240 I always question a Lesbian's commitment to lesbianism if they use dildoes.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation
================
What about strapons? That must take a bit of technique, since the "wielder" is flying blind, so to speak.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 24, 2019 02:01 PM (ty7RM)

241 That was corny."

Turnip with a pun now and then...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 01:59 PM (6qErC)

Let's squash this before it gets out of control.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 24, 2019 02:01 PM (q1Pj5)

242
Hmm, who is the AG of MN? I'm sure he'll get right on investigating Dem malfeasance.

Keith Ellison, also a Mahometan.

Posted by: Roland THTG

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I think there are federal crimes involved. Here's the US Attorney for the District of MN, sworn in June 2018. I bet she's a swamp creature.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-mn/meet-us-attorney

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:01 PM (fuB/u)

243 180 I can't believe I went all these years and didn't know that Jim Brown fucked Gloria Steinam.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 01:51 PM (oZ6kz)

Gloria, after sex with Jim: Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick
ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 24, 2019 01:54 PM (q1Pj5)

So Jim Brown is to blame for modern feminism?

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at June 24, 2019 02:01 PM (7HtZB)

244 That was corny."

Turnip with a pun now and then...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 01:59 PM (6qErC)

Let's squash this before it gets out of control.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 24, 2019 02:01 PM (q1Pj5)

Deciduous done with the puns.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 24, 2019 02:01 PM (xPJvm)

245 She didn't have sex with her brother. She married him for nefarious reasons, such as tax or immigration fraud. I imagine the sibling sex theme will be the liberals' strawman/squirrel.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 01:57 PM (fuB/u)
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Yeah, well, consider some of the dispensations handed out to those advancing the cause of Islam, I wouldn't bet against it.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 24, 2019 02:02 PM (qC1Sy)

246 241
That was corny."

Turnip with a pun now and then...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 01:59 PM (6qErC)

Let's squash this before it gets out of control.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 24, 2019
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*
. . .

Orange you glad we behave ourselves, most of the time?

Posted by: Prince Charming at June 24, 2019 02:02 PM (ClOmq)

247 Let's squash this before it gets out of control."

So, just can it?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 02:02 PM (6qErC)

248 She worships the devil.

Posted by: Chris M at June 24, 2019 02:02 PM (eAZVt)

249 Weak sauce, guys. Nobody on the Dem side cares. The LSM is trying to bury it as deep as possible. And this is normal for her constituates. At least one of those marriages and the divorce were Sharia compliant. The Somalis don't give a flying fig about US law; as long as she followed Sharia, she's golden in their eyes.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at June 24, 2019 02:02 PM (5+J7M)

250 I always question a Lesbian's commitment to lesbianism if they use dildoes.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation

This. use what ya got.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 24, 2019 02:02 PM (8lGpb)

251 Minnesota certainly has gone all stabby lately.
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Yeah, but imagine how easy it must be to get an Uber ride in Minneapolis.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 24, 2019 02:02 PM (ty7RM)

252 162 Sounds like they should solve this Omar marriage issue on Jerry Springer.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

Complete with Nancy Pelosi acting as the bouncer pretending to hold them back.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 24, 2019 02:02 PM (+lVUW)

253 I always question a Lesbian's commitment to lesbianism if they use dildoes.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation

=== === ===

Shows a lack of commitment, and a distaste for tuna fish...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at June 24, 2019 02:03 PM (67aEn)

254 >> Spain USA is getting testy. A lot of penalties

Anyone fake flopping on the ground yet?

Posted by: bananadream at June 24, 2019 02:03 PM (l6b3d)

255
Yeah, well, consider some of the dispensations handed out to those advancing the cause of Islam, I wouldn't bet against it.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman

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I would. And it muddies up the story, which is tax and immigration fraud -- things she can actually be prosecuted for.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:03 PM (fuB/u)

256 I wonder if the fraudulent tax return was used to secure any loans? Could enhance Federal criminal interest.

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at June 24, 2019 02:03 PM (MyjdV)

257 She didn't have sex with her brother."

Well, that's nice...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 02:03 PM (6qErC)

258 I always question a Lesbian's commitment to lesbianism if they use dildoes.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation

It's always been about the penetration factor for me, really. Women have to resort to other means, other than fingers. Men, on the other hand.......

Yeah, out.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 02:03 PM (9gDA7)

259 Yeah, but imagine how easy it must be to get an Uber ride in Minneapolis.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 24, 2019 02:02 PM (ty7RM)
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unless you asked to get picked up at the liquor store or pet groomer, of course.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2019 02:04 PM (wMDBb)

260 A One-Percenter.

yep

Posted by: DanMan at June 24, 2019 02:04 PM (XTiHL)

261 Sounds like they should solve this Omar marriage issue on Jerry Springer.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

Complete with Nancy Pelosi acting as the bouncer pretending to hold them back.
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I would pay good money to see Pelosi get hit with a folding chair.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 24, 2019 02:04 PM (iB1oa)

262 I don't root against the team for the actions of a player. I hate the player and ignore the team because it allows the player to continue to embarrass the team.

I root against teams that play bogus sports. Kickball leaps to mind in this connection. It's like hacky-sack in my book.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 02:04 PM (pg90N)

263
Let's squash this before it gets out of control.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 24, 2019 02:01 PM (q1Pj5)

You must be out of your gourd if you think you can squash it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 24, 2019 02:04 PM (TAmPV)

264 @JohnKerry

Haven't read the Mueller Report? Watch it live tonight at 9pm - performed by an extraordinary cast, ranging from Annette Bening to @HamillHimself to @ZacharyQuinto and more. An act of public service by these artists.
Posted by: Tami

John Kerry needs to stay home and pleasure the ketchup lady with that massive face.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 24, 2019 02:04 PM (+lVUW)

265 She didn't have sex with her brother."

Well, that's nice...
Posted by: Anon a mouse

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The same way Bill Clinton didn't have sex with that woman Miss Lewinsky?

Posted by: RKae at June 24, 2019 02:04 PM (z7C6w)

266
She didn't have sex with her brother."

Well, that's nice...
Posted by: Anon a mous

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She committed tax fraud and immigration fraud. Eye on the prosecutable crimes, peepul.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:05 PM (fuB/u)

267 Spain USA is getting testy. A lot of penalties

Anyone fake flopping on the ground yet?
Posted by: bananadream at June 24, 2019 02:03 PM (l6b3d)

Surprisingly enough, the women don't usually spend a majority of the time flopping, except for Brazil. They would actually be somewhat watchable, unlike the men, if the lezbos would just shut up and play.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 02:05 PM (9gDA7)

268 260
A One-Percenter.

yep

Posted by: DanMan at June 24, 2019
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I'm on a roll today. Guessing that OregonMuse's Who Dis? = Pier Angeli, and now diarrhea.

Posted by: Prince Charming at June 24, 2019 02:05 PM (ClOmq)

269
Let's squash this before it gets out of control.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 24, 2019 02:01 PM (q1Pj5)

Pretty peas?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 02:05 PM (BWL+E)

270 And you can't use your hands. Who thought this shit up?Posted by: RKae at June 24, 2019 01:48 PM (z7C6w)
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Probably Muslims. That way 5-year-olds who steal apples can still play.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 02:05 PM (hLD/2)

271 She didn't have sex with her brother.

First, she's lied about everything else, but we take her word for this?

Second, did you ever think you'd hear someone say that about an American member of Congress?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 02:06 PM (pg90N)

272
John Kerry needs to stay home and pleasure the ketchup lady with that massive face.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 24, 2019 02:04 PM (+lVUW)

One really shouldn't impart the sexual habits of such hideous people like that.

Disgusting. Really.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 02:06 PM (9gDA7)

273 http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=381959#c30931422

In the spirit of Jeopardy:

Why the long face John Kerry? Is the question to your answer.

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at June 24, 2019 02:06 PM (MyjdV)

274 "Second, did you ever think you'd hear someone say that about an American member of Congress?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 02:06 PM (pg90N)"

Only if they were a Kennedy.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 02:06 PM (oZ6kz)

275 You must be out of your gourd if you think you can squash it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 24, 2019 02:04 PM (TAmPV)

Don't get pickley with me. The 'Horde can go on a yampage with these puns.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 24, 2019 02:06 PM (q1Pj5)

276 Orange you glad we behave ourselves, most of the time?

Posted by: Prince Charming at June 24, 2019 02:02 PM (ClOmq)
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that's a peach of a pun!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2019 02:06 PM (wMDBb)

277 Let's squash this before it gets out of control.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 24, 2019 02:01 PM (q1Pj5)

Pretty peas?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019
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I say, Lettuce continue!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2019 02:07 PM (ClOmq)

278
Second, did you ever think you'd hear someone say that about an American member of Congress?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 02:06 PM (pg90N)

North Carolina: 10 million people, 10 last names.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 02:07 PM (BWL+E)

279 They would actually be somewhat watchable, unlike the men, if the lezbos would just shut up and play...
Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 02:05 PM (9gDA7)

" ... some other sport."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 02:07 PM (pg90N)

280 Let's squash this before it gets out of control.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 24, 2019 02:01 PM (q1Pj5)

Pretty peas?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019
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I say, Lettuce continue!
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Thyme to knock it off.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 24, 2019 02:07 PM (iB1oa)

281 Mistakes were made.
Ancient history!

Vast, right-wing conspiracy.

Posted by: Hil(hic)lary at June 24, 2019 02:08 PM (EjlXc)

282
North Carolina: 10 million people, 10 last names.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019
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[Points mutely at Arkansas]

Posted by: N. Carolina at June 24, 2019 02:08 PM (ClOmq)

283 So is it "soccer" in America or "futbol" with an "oo"? Apparently it's a faux pah to use the former anywhere in Europe. O ly matter of time before ESPN tries to foist it into the lexicon. A new presidential debate issue - where do you stand?

Posted by: Farmer Dixon at June 24, 2019 02:08 PM (LupTM)

284 " ... some other sport."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 02:07 PM (pg90N)

Well played.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 02:08 PM (9gDA7)

285
Thyme to knock it off.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 24, 2019 02:07 PM (iB1oa)

Stop, or I'm cumin in there!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 02:08 PM (BWL+E)

286 Hey fappers. Been trying to work on some work but feeling very foggy and sluggish today. Very frustrating.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 02:09 PM (NWiLs)

287 Paint Your Wagon!

Posted by: rd at June 24, 2019 02:09 PM (EK+Pw)

288 North Carolina: 10 million people, 10 last names.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 02:07 PM (BWL+E)

Wait - they've got TEN last names? We've only got three: Lee, Kim, and Park. That's it.

Posted by: Koreans at June 24, 2019 02:09 PM (pg90N)

289 Mistakes were made.
Ancient history!

Vast, right-wing conspiracy.
Posted by: Hil(hic)lary

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"I misspoke."

That's always a good one.

Posted by: RKae at June 24, 2019 02:09 PM (z7C6w)

290 So is it "soccer" in America or "futbol" with an "oo"? Apparently it's a faux pah to use the former anywhere in Europe. O ly matter of time before ESPN tries to foist it into the lexicon. A new presidential debate issue - where do you stand?
Posted by: Farmer Dixon at June 24, 2019 02:08 PM (LupTM)

Ban the "sport" altogether. It sucks.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 02:09 PM (9gDA7)

291 I would pay good money to see Pelosi get hit with a folding chair.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 24, 2019 02:04 PM (iB1oa)
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or a bucket of water...

"i'm melting..."

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2019 02:09 PM (wMDBb)

292 Hadrian, that can be dangerous, do you use rhythm or protection?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 02:09 PM (oZ6kz)

293 Wait - they've got TEN last names? We've only got three: Lee, Kim, and Park. That's it.
Posted by: Koreans at June 24, 2019 02:09 PM (pg90N)

You're talking about the LPGA Tour, right?

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 02:09 PM (9gDA7)

294 Sounds like they should solve this Omar marriage issue on Jerry Springer.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation

Complete with Nancy Pelosi acting as the bouncer pretending to hold them back.

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I would pay good money to see Pelosi get hit with a folding chair.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 24, 2019 02:04 PM (iB1oa)

There once was a time where I woudn't have wanted to see any woman hit with a folding chair, but these days.....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2019 02:10 PM (9Om/r)

295 285

Thyme to knock it off.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 24, 2019 02:07 PM (iB1oa)

Stop, or I'm cumin in there!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019
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I excoriander all of you.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2019 02:10 PM (ClOmq)

296
Wait - they've got TEN last names? We've only got three: Lee, Kim, and Park. That's it.

Posted by: Koreans at June 24, 2019 02:09 PM (pg90N)

Ain't that right! The list of inventors on a Korean patent application is always Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee and Kim.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2019 02:10 PM (BWL+E)

297 He's my brother!

He's my husband!

He's my husband and my brother!!

Posted by: Ilhan Omar, getting smacked around by Jake Gittes at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (oZ6kz)

And that's how a pc tv sitcom was born.

Posted by: RickZ at June 24, 2019 02:10 PM (Y8PSl)

298 I have no idea what to think until after picking the brains during pillow talk of both Tulsi Gabbard and Kristi Neom after a weekend honeymoon style sex. Only then will I be able to state my position on Congressional insest.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 24, 2019 02:10 PM (WCfRV)

299 "You're talking about the LPGA Tour, right?
Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 02:09 PM (9gDA7)"

"Ah, there it is. KimLee Park."

"That's where the course is?"

"No, those are the top 20 finishers."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 02:10 PM (oZ6kz)

300

There once was a time where I woudn't have wanted to see any woman hit with a folding chair, but these days.....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 24, 2019 02:10 PM (9Om/r)

But equal rights 'n shit.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 02:10 PM (9gDA7)

301 292 Hadrian, that can be dangerous, do you use rhythm or protection?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 02:09 PM (oZ6kz)

No worries, he did her in the anise.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 02:10 PM (NWiLs)

302 >>She didn't have sex with her brother. She married him for nefarious reasons, such as tax or immigration fraud. I imagine the sibling sex theme will be the liberals' strawman/squirrel.

Sure, but to recognize that is to agree that it was immigration fraud.

Why should we shrug off her immigration fraud?
-- She married her brother.
-- A marriage assumes that there will be a sexual relationship (I know, insert 'wife won't whatever since marriage' comments here).
-- Make Ilhan Omar admit she didn't have sex with him -- it makes her admit to the immigration fraud.

Don't marry your brother if you don't want people to assume you're sleeping with him.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 02:11 PM (bDqIh)

303 "No worries, he did her in the anise.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 02:10 PM (NWiLs)"

You know the young kids are into it, but I think anise tastes foul.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 02:12 PM (oZ6kz)

304 Ban the "sport" altogether. It sucks.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 02:09 PM (9gDA7)
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there was a thread about that, years ago, when Mr. Gay Marriage was a COB...

tired of all this kickball threads getting derailed by the Horde mocking his "sport" he created one just for the purpose.

i saved all the comments, but deleted all the nicks/hashes, to make it remotely printable Word doc.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 24, 2019 02:12 PM (wMDBb)

305 North Carolina: 10 million people, 10 last names.

--

Gonzalez, Rodriguez, Ortega, Gomez, Smith, Williams...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 24, 2019 02:12 PM (SYNdr)

306 She committed tax fraud and immigration fraud. Eye on the prosecutable crimes, peepul.Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:05 PM (fuB/u)

Think about what people find more sick and disturbing. That's the prize. That's where we focus. No one exceptionally cares if a politician committed a financial crime.

Imagine if it was Palin what the a left would be saying? It wouldn't be "come on people she didn't have sex with him". She'd be on SNL that week, doing it.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 02:12 PM (hLD/2)

307
First, she's lied about everything else, but we take her word for this?

Second, did you ever think you'd hear someone say that about an American member of Congress?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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First, why would she? That's like claiming your dog as your dependent and then actually buying it diapers and roller skates. Why would you?

And did she ever deny *having sex with her brother*? She's denied marrying him. That's the issue. I think she married him for fraudulent purposes, same as you would claim your dog as your dependent. (Not YOU, mind you.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:13 PM (fuB/u)

308 I'm sure she never screwed her brother, it was all about the immigration fraud.

This nasty creature has probably been scamming everything she's been involved in since she was a teenager. But here's the thing: she came here at age 5. She didn't bring it with her. Where did the scamming and nastiness come from? Her family? Her education?

I'd love to see her shot out of a cannon aimed toward Somalia, but it's way too late for that. And in the end the problem is not her, it's her district.

Posted by: JEM at June 24, 2019 02:13 PM (8erNz)

309 The funny thing about soccer is that soccer moms consider it to be the height of European sophistication, but in Europe it's actually very working class. It's basically Europe's answer to NASCAR.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 02:13 PM (pg90N)

310 About Ilhan Omar:

The good news is she likes PIV.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2019 02:13 PM (u82oZ)

311 283- So is it "soccer" in America or "futbol" with an "oo"? Apparently it's a faux pah to use the former anywhere in Europe. O ly matter of time before ESPN tries to foist it into the lexicon. A new presidential debate issue - where do you stand?
Posted by: Farmer Dixon at June 24, 2019 02:08 PM (LupTM)

Doesn't much matter, 2-1 is still a win. At least it didn't down-grade to the opening scene of The Last Boyscout...

About as rowdy as Americans get during Football is The Beer-Bottle Fling in Philly (oddly, The City of Brotherly Love...)

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at June 24, 2019 02:13 PM (67aEn)

312 Prager email says they're suing Alphabet over the suppression of their videos.

Hope they hire better fucking lawyers than their last failed attempt.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 02:13 PM (bcbK8)

313 "The good news is she likes PIV.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2019 02:13 PM (u82oZ)"

I prefer POV, that way you don't have to see the dude.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 02:14 PM (oZ6kz)

314 Prager email says they're suing Alphabet over the suppression of their videos.

--

Surely the ACLU is donating their services.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 24, 2019 02:14 PM (SYNdr)

315 Alabama's off the hook for a little while - Sweet Home Minnesota!

Posted by: Memories at June 24, 2019 02:14 PM (mwcEF)

316 I think she married him for fraudulent purposes, same as you would claim your dog as your dependent. (Not YOU, mind you.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:13 PM (fuB/u)

Which is not to say I haven't thought about it, usually on the night of April 14th, when I'm getting doe eyes from the pup(s).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 02:14 PM (pg90N)

317 I'd love to see her shot out of a cannon aimed toward Somalia,

We'll just call it 'ballistic deportation'

Posted by: JEM at June 24, 2019 02:14 PM (8erNz)

318 >>-- A marriage assumes that there will be a sexual relationship

... and may ten thousand harpies dressed in red cloaks and giant white floppy bonnets bloom

Posted by: bananadream at June 24, 2019 02:15 PM (l6b3d)

319 Prager email says they're suing Alphabet over the suppression of their videos.

Hope they hire better fucking lawyers than their last failed attempt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 02:13 PM (bcbK

I here Crowder's lawyer is good at standing up to YouTube.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 02:15 PM (9gDA7)

320 The TruCon and the Reverend Saint Erik Erickson stated his opinion on Pedophilia today. And is a doozy.

-Confessing my unpopular opinion: The hypersexualization of pagans will end badly for them and many others, but

if a parent wants to dress their kid up as a drag queen, I don't think government has a role to play.

https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/ 1142590642108981248

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 24, 2019 02:15 PM (WCfRV)

321 *hear

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 02:15 PM (9gDA7)

322 if a parent wants to dress their kid up as a drag queen, I don't think government has a role to play.

https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/ 1142590642108981248
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 24, 2019 02:15 PM (WCfRV)

That's child abuse, you fucking retard.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 02:16 PM (9gDA7)

323 316
I think she married him for fraudulent purposes, same as you would claim your dog as your dependent. (Not YOU, mind you.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:13 PM (fuB/u)

Which is not to say I haven't thought about it, usually on the night of April 14th, when I'm getting doe eyes from the pup(s).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019
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Our human servant keeps saying he's gonna declare us some day. We doubt it.

Posted by: Wolfus's Cats at June 24, 2019 02:16 PM (ClOmq)

324 About as rowdy as Americans get during Football is The Beer-Bottle Fling in Philly (oddly, The City of Brotherly Love...)
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at June 24, 2019 02:13 PM (67aEn)

Whereas in Europe they report three scores: the score of the game, and the death toll/ injury report of the supporters of each team.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 02:16 PM (pg90N)

325 "The good news is she likes PIV.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 24, 2019 02:13 PM (u82oZ)"

I prefer POV, that way you don't have to see the dude.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 02:14 PM (oZ6kz)

Some of my best acting ever was the post-climax re-enactments of my O-face. Should have won an Oscar.

Posted by: Peter North at June 24, 2019 02:16 PM (q1Pj5)

326 if a parent wants to dress their kid up as a drag queen, I don't think government has a role to play.

--

Weird. I always had to show ID to get into bars.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at June 24, 2019 02:16 PM (SYNdr)

327 >>Let's squash this before it gets out of control.

This.

Before it gets cucumbersome.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 02:16 PM (M1n0C)

328 316 I think she married him for fraudulent purposes, same as you would claim your dog as your dependent. (Not YOU, mind you.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:13 PM (fuB/u)

Which is not to say I haven't thought about it, usually on the night of April 14th, when I'm getting doe eyes from the pup(s).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 02:14 PM (pg90N)

===========

"Quick, Marge! How many kids do we have? Oh, no time to count...9! Okay, Marge, if anybody asks, you require 24-hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is 7 people, and Bart was wounded in Vietnam."

"Cool."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 24, 2019 02:16 PM (9cans)

329 but I think anise tastes foul. "

*ducks*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 02:16 PM (6qErC)

330 even Muslims think she is phony (and Sarsour too). it is white baizuo foisting these grifters on us.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2019 02:17 PM (MnB9Y)

331 Her brother was probably part of the clan that cut the little man out of Ilans boat.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2019 02:17 PM (flINI)

332 63 25 He's my brother!

He's my husband!

He's my husband and my brother!!
Posted by: Ilhan Omar, getting smacked around by Jake Gittes at June 24, 2019 01:34 PM (oZ6kz)

He's a dessert topping!
Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2019 01:38 PM (7HtZB)

And a floor wax too!

Posted by: rd at June 24, 2019 02:17 PM (EK+Pw)

333 >>Don't marry your brother if you don't want people to assume you're sleeping with him.

Or just don't marry your brother. Period.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 02:17 PM (PxX58)

334 About as rowdy as Americans get during Football is The Beer-Bottle Fling in Philly (oddly, The City of Brotherly Love...)
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at June 24, 2019 02:13 PM (67aEn)

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I was told to mention Santa Claus and an incident...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 24, 2019 02:17 PM (9cans)

335 David Steinberg @realDSteinberg

The @StarTribune ran a dishonest, cowardly piece of journalism tonight.

For 3 years, the paper ignored the work of reporters Preya Samsundar, Scott Johnson, and myself on @ilhanMN's disturbing past. Ignored our emails offering new evidence.

Now, Ilhan Omar is a national disgrace. Globally, anti-Semites are emboldened.

We warned them. None of this would have happened if @StarTribune, afraid of a PC mob, had not withheld the facts from local voters.

Covering their tracks, tonight @StarTribune published ... (2/x)

... a piece duplicating work we already did. Our leads, our research. Did they credit us?

No. We are just unnamed "conservative activists."

We are not activists. We are reporters; they are frauds. They owe us, MN voters, and the global Jewish community an apology. (3/x)

Additionally, their article failed to confirm, or even mention, far more of our work, despite us being able to confirm all that we published.

Please read our work, not theirs -- all of our articles are linked in this thread: twitter.com/realDSteinberg/status/1095789152589754377

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 24, 2019 02:17 PM (DrqHq)

336 Annette Bening is exactly the person she played in American Beauty.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2019 02:17 PM (zUYqu)

337 319 Prager email says they're suing Alphabet over the suppression of their videos.

Hope they hire better fucking lawyers than their last failed attempt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 02:13 PM (bcbK

I here Crowder's lawyer is good at standing up to YouTube.
Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 02:15 PM (9gDA7)

Yeah, he lawyered up quick. Don't recall who's bankrolling him but he has some money, obviously.

Luck to him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 02:17 PM (bcbK8)

338
This.

Before it gets cucumbersome.
Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019 02:16 PM (M1n0C)

Oh, blow it out your asparagus.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 02:17 PM (9gDA7)

339 Me: Hey look James Doohan.

Friend: Was he gay?

Me: Nah. Canadian.

Posted by: Wr at June 24, 2019 02:17 PM (O9JR8)

340 "He ain't heavy.....he's my brother...so on we go...."

No evidence beyond it possibly being a paper marriage for immigration purposes. I think the other guy is the real husband.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at June 24, 2019 02:18 PM (h1fjV)

341 329 but I think anise tastes foul.

Says you. But I disagree, sesame.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 02:18 PM (hLD/2)

342 327
>>Let's squash this before it gets out of control.

This.

Before it gets cucumbersome.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019
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A lotta garbanzo, if you ask me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2019 02:18 PM (ClOmq)

343 Seriously, I can't even right now with Conservatievs.

https://mobile.twitter.com/EWErickson/status/
1142590642108981248

Erick Erickson
@EWErickson

Confessing my unpopular opinion: The hypersexualization of pagans will end badly for them and many others, but if a parent wants to dress their kid up as a drag queen, I don't think government has a role to play.
8:30 PM · Jun 22, 2019

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 24, 2019 02:18 PM (WCfRV)

344
Don't marry your brother if you don't want people to assume you're sleeping with him.

Posted by: Lizzy

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She's disputing that she married him. Once it's legally established that she did, and the legal benefits she claimed on that basis are revealed, that's it. Pursue that. Whether she had sex with him is irrelevant.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:18 PM (fuB/u)

345 Whether she had sex with him is irrelevant."

Wait a sec... you're not exactly new here, so....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 02:19 PM (6qErC)

346 344
Don't marry your brother if you don't want people to assume you're sleeping with him.

Posted by: Lizzy

=====

She's disputing that she married him. Once it's legally established that she did, and the legal benefits she claimed on that basis are revealed, that's it. Pursue that. Whether she had sex with him is irrelevant.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:18 PM (fuB/u)

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And yet, she'll still be governor of Minnesota in 10 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 24, 2019 02:19 PM (9cans)

347 Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2019 02:17 PM (flINI)

I arrive for ace and the jokes but stuff like this is why I stay.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 02:19 PM (hLD/2)

348 "Annette Bening is exactly the person she played in American Beauty.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 24, 2019 02:17 PM (zUYqu)"

In retrospect, how great was Spacey's acting, pretending that he wouldn't fuck a 17 year old?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 02:19 PM (oZ6kz)

349 >>320 -- if a parent wants to dress their kid up as a drag queen, I don't think government has a role to play.

It doesn't stop there pal, believe me.

Posted by: Lot at June 24, 2019 02:19 PM (l6b3d)

350 Wait - they've got TEN last names? We've only got three: Lee, Kim, and Park. That's it.
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You forgot Chow.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2019 02:20 PM (2LelM)

351 -- A marriage assumes that there will be a sexual relationship (I know, insert 'wife won't whatever since marriage' comments here).
...

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 02:11 PM (bDqIh)

I got this.

Ahem.

"That's what I assumed, at least."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 02:20 PM (bcbK8)

352 >>Let's squash this before it gets out of control.

This.

Before it gets cucumbersome.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019
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A lotta garbanzo, if you ask me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2019 02:18 PM (ClOmq)

Beets any day working for the man.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 24, 2019 02:20 PM (q1Pj5)

353 I at least beieved the TruCons would not have surrendered the child abuse and pediphilia hill to the Marxists/Commies/SJWs until 2021. Boy was I wrong.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 24, 2019 02:21 PM (WCfRV)

354 I think if the government has to tell us not to let 8 year olds be drag queens we are too far gone.

Posted by: blaster at June 24, 2019 02:21 PM (9VeU0)

355
In retrospect, how great was Spacey's acting, pretending that he wouldn't fuck a 17 year old?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 24, 2019 02:19 PM (oZ6kz)

She's a girl, right? I'm sure it wasn't a stretch for him.

Posted by: Sponge at June 24, 2019 02:21 PM (9gDA7)

356 Her new book will be: ME, MY BROTHER AND I

Posted by: Marcus T at June 24, 2019 02:21 PM (VpIIl)

357 Throw her ass in prison, make her serve the full length of the sentence, strip her of her citizenship and send her back to the shithole she came from.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at June 24, 2019 02:21 PM (qZdIZ)

358 349 >>320 -- if a parent wants to dress their kid up as a drag queen, I don't think government has a role to play.

It doesn't stop there pal, believe me
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But if you stop your child from dressing up as a drag queen Judge Roberts will rule 'Its a Tax' and throw you in jail cuz reasons.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2019 02:21 PM (2LelM)

359 Didn't realize this was the type of blog that welcomes soccer fans.

Might have to find someplace else to lurk...

Posted by: Diesel "human" Jones at June 24, 2019 02:21 PM (0CeRG)

360 >> >>-- A marriage assumes that there will be a sexual relationship

... and may ten thousand harpies dressed in red cloaks and giant white floppy bonnets bloom

Ugh, you know what I meant.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 02:21 PM (bDqIh)

361 You forgot Chow.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2019 02:20 PM (2LelM)

Leave the dogs out of this.

You've got to wonder about an Asian dog they call "Chow."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 02:21 PM (pg90N)

362 352 >>Let's squash this before it gets out of control.

This.

Before it gets cucumbersome.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2019
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A lotta garbanzo, if you ask me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2019 02:18 PM (ClOmq)

Beets any day working for the man.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 24, 2019 02:20 PM (q1Pj5)

Let's just parsnip this in the bud before it goes too far...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 24, 2019 02:21 PM (AURKQ)

363
A lotta garbanzo, if you ask me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2019 02:18 PM (ClOmq)

Beets any day working for the man.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 24, 2019
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Cuts me to the yarrow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 24, 2019 02:21 PM (ClOmq)

364
None of this would have happened if @StarTribune, afraid of a PC mob, had not withheld the facts from local voters.

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Correction: The @StarTribune IS a PC mob.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:21 PM (fuB/u)

365 Unbelievable. Tax fraud. Immigration fraud. Perjury.

And all because the left is in such a hurry to check identity-politics boxes that backing obvious criminals, like Omar, is better than missing out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 24, 2019 02:22 PM (Z216Q)

366 The three stages of marriage

1- The engagement ring
2- The wedding ring
3- The suffering

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2019 02:22 PM (flINI)

367 364
None of this would have happened if @StarTribune, afraid of a PC mob, had not withheld the facts from local voters.

=====

Correction: The @StarTribune IS a PC mob.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:21 PM (fuB/u)

That's for damn sure

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 02:22 PM (bcbK8)

368 366 The three stages of marriage

1- The engagement ring
2- The wedding ring
3- The suffering
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2019 02:22 PM (flINI)

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I'm 7.5 years into mine, and we're still happy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 24, 2019 02:23 PM (9cans)

369 Whether she had sex with him is irrelevant.Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:18 PM (fuB/u)

Why can't we do both? She should be forced to answer that question. Humiliated, like they have done to Trump, his entire family, Kavanaugh, Flynn......

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 02:23 PM (hLD/2)

370 Throw her ass in prison, make her serve the full length of the sentence, strip her of her citizenship and send her back to the shithole she came from."

Well, that narrows it down...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 02:23 PM (6qErC)

371
And yet, she'll still be governor of Minnesota in 10 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today!

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Senator for sure. Governor seems like too much work for the likes of her.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:23 PM (fuB/u)

372 All right, off to eat PB&J sammishes. Don't burn anything down until I get back.

Except Google. Cuz fuck Google, burn it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 24, 2019 02:23 PM (bcbK8)

373 even Muslims think she is phony (and Sarsour too). it is white baizuo foisting these grifters on us.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2019 02:17 PM (MnB9Y)

They don't care for Talib either.

Remember, when liberals pick "spokesmen" for oppressed groups, they are picked for the benefit of liberals--not said oppressed groups....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 02:23 PM (NFEMn)

374 Cuts me to the yarrow."

I yam what I yam...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 02:23 PM (6qErC)

375 Subpoena the goat.

Posted by: klaftern at June 24, 2019 02:23 PM (RuIsu)

376 369 Whether she had sex with him is irrelevant.Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:18 PM (fuB/u)

Why can't we do both? She should be forced to answer that question. Humiliated, like they have done to Trump, his entire family, Kavanaugh, Flynn......
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 02:23 PM (hLD/2)

===========

Kaffee:
Did you order the Code Red?!!

Jessup:
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 24, 2019 02:24 PM (9cans)

377 358 349 >>320 -- if a parent wants to dress their kid up as a drag queen, I don't think government has a role to play.

It doesn't stop there pal, believe me
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But if you stop your child from dressing up as a drag queen Judge Roberts will rule 'Its a Tax' and throw you in jail cuz reasons.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2019 02:21 PM (2LelM)

And if you give him a MAGA hat, you get the death penalty.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 02:24 PM (pg90N)

378 Little kids dressing up as drag-queens, a congresswoman marrying her brother...days like this I am very glad both my parents never lived to see these events.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 24, 2019 02:24 PM (EjlXc)

379 nd yet, she'll still be governor of Minnesota in 10 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today!

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Senator for sure. Governor seems like too much work for the likes of her.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:23 PM (fuB/u)

She's toast.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 02:24 PM (NFEMn)

380 Subpoena the goat."

Euphemism?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 02:24 PM (6qErC)

381 Why can't we do both? She should be forced to answer that question. Humiliated, like they have done to Trump, his entire family, Kavanaugh, Flynn......
Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 02:23 PM (hLD/2)

It doesn't matter whether or not she answers. Assert it, loudly and often, and make her deny it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 02:24 PM (pg90N)

382 379 nd yet, she'll still be governor of Minnesota in 10 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today!

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Senator for sure. Governor seems like too much work for the likes of her.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:23 PM (fuB/u)

She's toast.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 02:24 PM (NFEMn)

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I find your lack of cynicism disturbing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 24, 2019 02:25 PM (9cans)

383 Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 24, 2019 02:22 PM (Z216Q)

They revere their criminals. It's a badge of honor. Look at all the Commie leaders through time. Hardened criminals and vile scum.

Posted by: ... at June 24, 2019 02:25 PM (hLD/2)

384
Why can't we do both? She should be forced to answer that question. Humiliated, like they have done to Trump, his entire family, Kavanaugh, Flynn......
Posted by: ...

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Actually, I wouldn't mind that one bit.

And whoever says she "likes" PIV is probably mistaken. A girl with no clit?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:25 PM (fuB/u)

385 >>She's disputing that she married him. Once it's legally established that she did, and the legal benefits she claimed on that basis are revealed, that's it. Pursue that. Whether she had sex with him is irrelevant.

Where?
What snagged her was her legal, documented marriage to Elmi with regards to her tax filings and using campaign money to pay her lawyer to end the marriage.

The marriage where there is no legal record is the one to the guy whom she's lived with, had children with, and refers to as her husband. This is the marriage Powerline says she's described as happening according to her "faith traditions" - but is not legalized.

This is why she is so screwed.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 02:25 PM (bDqIh)

386 He ain't heavy
He's Somalian

Posted by: JackStraw at June 24, 2019 02:25 PM (PxX58)

387 It doesn't matter whether or not she answers. Assert it, loudly and often, and make her deny it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 02:24 PM (pg90N)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Zombie Lyndon Johnson at June 24, 2019 02:25 PM (q1Pj5)

388
I'm 7.5 years into mine, and we're still happy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 24, 2019 02:23 PM (9cans)

Is this a humblebrag? 7.5 INTO?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 02:25 PM (NFEMn)

389 days like this I am very glad both my parents never lived to see these events."

How do you think Howard Cosell would feel?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2019 02:25 PM (6qErC)

390 379 nd yet, she'll still be governor of Minnesota in 10 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today!
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My take is she insures MN will go for Trump beyond the Buick Margin of Error.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2019 02:25 PM (2LelM)

391 I think the green card marriage husband is probably a relative or family friend, not necessarily her brother.

They should also look into whether she received payment for the marriage.

Also, is there something that prevents Muslims getting legally married instead of only doing this cultural marriage crap?

Polygamy is still practiced in Nigeria, but the civil courts and churches only recognize one marriage at a time. When people want to marry another wife, they just do a traditional ceremony if they are "Christian". I imagine Muslims just do their religious ceremony for the extra wives oh, but I really don't know. However, I think they register the first wife with the government, like everyone else.

So this is pure speculation, but I wonder if she was "the love of her life's" first wife. Again, pure speculation with no evidence. It just seems weird to me that they never bothered to get legally married. Maybe it something people in the Somali community do. Who knows.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 24, 2019 02:25 PM (9hauA)

392 OT, but the story of the illegal alien who raped a disabled woman, did some time and then was released by King County Superior Court Judge Nicole Gaines Phelps, without probation, and without notifying ICE, is incredible.

The man got out of jail and went right over to the womans house, knocked her out of hr wheelchair, beat her senseless and raped her again, this time in front of her three year old child. Now, he can't be found and she's in hiding.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 24, 2019 02:26 PM (Z216Q)

393 >>Ugh, you know what I meant.

I know, and your right. It's just, ... they're so predictable. They'll be lining up all kitted up by the afternoon with signs and giant puppets.

Posted by: Lot at June 24, 2019 02:26 PM (l6b3d)

394 I'm 7.5 years into mine, and we're still happy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 24, 2019 02:23 PM (9cans)

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30 years for me. It was a joke. I prolly wouldn't have said it or still be with my trophy wife if I believed such a thing

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2019 02:26 PM (flINI)

395 'religiously married' - since laws are meaningless to the left (except when conservatives don't abide by them) - this is all that matters. She'll get a pass.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at June 24, 2019 02:26 PM (iMxDC)

396 375 Subpoena the goat.
Posted by: klaftern at June 24, 2019 02:23 PM (RuIsu)

Hasn't the poor thing suffered enough?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 24, 2019 02:26 PM (RD7QR)

397
Whether she had sex with him is irrelevant."

Wait a sec... you're not exactly new here, so....
Posted by: Anon a mouse

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Haha, well, it's relevant to humiliation and yuckiness once it's established that she married her brother. Yeah, nothing wrong with a few memes about that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:28 PM (fuB/u)

398 Off patriarch sock.

Posted by: bananaDream at June 24, 2019 02:28 PM (l6b3d)

399 366 The three stages of marriage

1- The engagement ring
2- The wedding ring
3- The suffering
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2019 02:22 PM (flINI)

The adultering
The thievering

Posted by: Insomniac at June 24, 2019 02:28 PM (NWiLs)

400 The marriage where there is no legal record is the one to the guy whom
she's lived with, had children with, and refers to as her husband. This
is the marriage Powerline says she's described as happening according to
her "faith traditions" - but is not legalized.

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I believe she legalized it in 2017, after finally getting divorced from her brother. Of course, two of the three kids are practically out of high school now (and presumably ready to sign up for military service in al Qaeda).

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 24, 2019 02:28 PM (Z216Q)

401 OT, but the story of the illegal alien who raped a disabled woman, did some time and then was released by King County Superior Court Judge Nicole Gaines Phelps, without probation, and without notifying ICE, is incredible.

The man got out of jail and went right over to the womans house, knocked her out of hr wheelchair, beat her senseless and raped her again, this time in front of her three year old child. Now, he can't be found and she's in hiding.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 24, 2019 02:26 PM (Z216Q)

Too bad the a-hole didn't pay a visit to Judge Phelps. Karma, and all that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 02:29 PM (pg90N)

402 You what Somalians and Bears have in common? They both lick their pa's.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2019 02:29 PM (2LelM)

403 30 years for me. It was a joke. I prolly wouldn't have said it or still be with my trophy wife if I believed such a thing
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 24, 2019 02:26 PM (flINI)

When I was young, it was always guys like you who made married seem worse than the gulag, who offered unsolicited advice to avoid marriage or to "stay single" who were always the ones who were happily married in a loving, fruitful relationship.

Thanks for condemning me to being single!

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 02:29 PM (NFEMn)

404
I think the green card marriage husband is probably a relative or family friend, not necessarily her brother.

Posted by: chique d'afrique

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I think the case is pretty solid that he's her bro.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:30 PM (fuB/u)

405 >>I think the green card marriage husband is probably a relative or family friend, not necessarily her brother.

According to Elmi's facebook entries, he is pictured holding Omar's kid and refers to the baby as his niece. Is that a common way for polygamous spouses to refer to the offspring of a spouse's other spouse?

I'd have to go back an review the Powerline research, but they found social media entries at the time that strongly indicated he was her brother. David Greenberg may have found additional documentation - I haven't seen his stuff yet.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 02:30 PM (bDqIh)

406 359 Didn't realize this was the type of blog that welcomes soccer fans.

Might have to find someplace else to lurk...
Posted by: Diesel "human" Jones at June 24, 2019 02:21 PM (0CeRG)

Far better than Golf. The only good that came from it was Robin William's riff on it...

I swear, the announcers talk any lower, you'd never know they were having a stroke...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at June 24, 2019 02:30 PM (67aEn)

407 Do Somalians use toilet paper?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2019 02:30 PM (2LelM)

408 *fistbump*
Posted by: Zombie Lyndon Johnson at June 24, 2019 02:25 PM (q1Pj5)

LBJ was an a-hole, but he understood political infighting.

And in this case, the assertion is not a wild-eyed smear, but a very distinct possibility. One would assume that a husband and wife had sex; the contrary position (?) is the one that requires substantiation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 24, 2019 02:31 PM (pg90N)

409
What snagged her was her legal, documented marriage to Elmi with regards to her tax filings and using campaign money to pay her lawyer to end the marriage.

The marriage where there is no legal record is the one to the guy whom she's lived with, had children with, and refers to as her husband. This is the marriage Powerline says she's described as happening according to her "faith traditions" - but is not legalized.

This is why she is so screwed.
Posted by: Lizzy

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AH, okay. So she admits to the marriage with Elmi, but denies that he's her brother? Along with all the fraudulent intentions and deeds behind it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 24, 2019 02:31 PM (fuB/u)

410 Do Somalians use toilet paper?
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 24, 2019 02:30 PM (2LelM)\

And dream of electric goats?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 02:32 PM (NFEMn)

411 The other thing David Greenberg mentioned in his tweets (so I haven't seen the backup documentation) was that Ilhan Omar has two sisters who were born 2 months apart.

So. . . immigration fraud may be a family business?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 02:32 PM (bDqIh)

412 nood - ICE raid

Posted by: bananaDream at June 24, 2019 02:33 PM (l6b3d)

413 (380) No. Why?

Posted by: klaftern at June 24, 2019 02:33 PM (RuIsu)

414 >>AH, okay. So she admits to the marriage with Elmi, but denies that he's her brother? Along with all the fraudulent intentions and deeds behind it?

Think it's that she hasn't answered any questions about Elmi when presented with social media indication/proof he's her brother.

She simply accused anyone who's questioned her on this as Islamaphobic.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 24, 2019 02:35 PM (bDqIh)

415 Average IQ in Somalia is 68. Don't know what it's in MN...

Posted by: Regular joe at June 24, 2019 02:36 PM (6/uwW)

416 First- I very much doubt the Somali community is immune to gossip. The people that voted for her were not ignorant of her dealings and chose to vote their identity politics.

Omar is just a symptom of a much larger disease.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2019 02:36 PM (tRkaW)

417 Average IQ in Somalia is 68. Don't know what it's in MN...
Posted by: Regular joe at June 24, 2019 02:36 PM (6/uwW)

Aren't all the children "above average?"

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 02:46 PM (NFEMn)

418 Ace

She's not a 'kinky bitch' at all. It wasn't about sex.

She is an uncharged felon who engaged in a conspiracy to commit marriage fraud, in order to obtain an immigration status to which she (or another family member) was not entitled.

Powerline blog broke this story & has been all over it ever since. Without Powerline's investigative journalism, you wouldn't see this story today in the msm, btw.

Posted by: mnw at June 24, 2019 03:03 PM (Cssks)

419 She met him on Pirates day .He's a cousin one leg removed.......Aaaarrrs, that's the way she likes it......now she just parrots the party line.

Posted by: saf at June 24, 2019 03:15 PM (5IHGB)

420 Maybe......Spain not screwed this bad since Maine went down...........

Posted by: KIM at June 24, 2019 03:35 PM (lMn1U)

421 Autocorrupt is a pain. Unless the writer thinks marriage is the equivalent of war. I suppose that could be.

Posted by: BJ54 at June 24, 2019 03:59 PM (57MQx)

422 HooooWEEE!
I'll bet The Prophet is gonna be pissed!

Posted by: jagamo at June 24, 2019 04:02 PM (ZnVDo)

423 Ok, so being married to two different men at once, I'm pretty sure that's against Islamic code. It's that a stoning offense by her own religion? Just asking for a friend ya know...

Posted by: Janir at June 24, 2019 04:07 PM (wnV4F)

424 69
Ilhan is doing a Paul Simon cover with a personal touch. She's calling it "50 Ways to Leave Your Brother".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 24, 2019 01:35 PM (WQkSh)

You just gotta make a new plan, Hassan

Try not to act odd, Ahmad

Don't let it show, Mo

Just listen to Allah

Posted by: JoeF. at June 24, 2019 01:38 PM (NFEMn)
Dive out the back, AK-AK
Make a new plan-istan
Don't need to be coy, goy
Just listen to me.Hop on the camel, Gus
Don't need to discuss much,
Just drop off the key, Ali
And set yourself free.

Posted by: The Thankful Camel Ilhan Divorced at June 24, 2019 05:25 PM (bGIc/)

425 One set of rules for me.
One set for thee (filthy Kuffar).

Posted by: US Congressperson Ilhan Omar at June 24, 2019 05:40 PM (koNhm)

426 Two men, three marriages, one divorce.

Something doesn't add up.

Posted by: Socratease at June 24, 2019 06:05 PM (BT83d)

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