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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (6/22/19)
Will a Five Pack do?
My oh my. What great parenting skills displayed at this graduation ceremony.
During his preschool graduation, at least that’s what it looks like, the kid literally yells at his teacher to “shut the fuck up” right as she starts the ceremony. Not having it one bit, the boy proceeds to yell, “No, Bitch” when she asks if he needs to leave the room. Yes, “NO, BITCH.” Someone come get your kid because he is about to get a whooping from this lady. Truthfully, I don’t know how she didn’t just come up and smack him in the face.
Targeting millennials may not pay off. H/T redc1c4
For women with low sex drive, the Food and Drug Administration is expected to approve a new EpiPen-like drug that promises to boost libido. AMAG Pharmaceuticals says that the drug, bremelanotide, helps women with hyposexual desire disorder, or HSDD. The FDA decision could come as soon as Friday. The drug is somewhat similar to medications used to treat erectile dysfunction in men, in that they are meant to be used "on demand" — when a person wants to be sexually intimate.
The Saturday Night ONT attempts to stay away from politics. However, we will make an exception with President Trump's recent visit to the U.K.
MIAMI — Court officials say a Florida man charged with burglary defecated during his criminal trial and tried to throw his feces at the judge. The Miami Herald reports 33-year-old Dorleans Philidor was sitting in a wheelchair next to Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Lisa Walsh when officials say he tried to throw his excrement at her. It did not reach her. There were no jurors present during Friday’s incident. Witnesses say dozens of corrections officers responded and the trial was moved while the courtroom was sanitized.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Fireworks.
Notice: Posted with permission from the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. No shoes, no shirt, no lingerie, no problem.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 09:47 PM (kQs4Y)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 09:49 PM (kQs4Y)
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Posted by: Jmel at June 22, 2019 09:50 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2019 09:50 PM (Y4EXg)
THAT WAS 50 YEARS AGO !!
Posted by: REDACTED at June 22, 2019 09:51 PM (DPjeO)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 09:51 PM (AZxMX)
"Light 'em up!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 09:52 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 22, 2019 09:52 PM (i5w/I)
Posted by: ALH at June 22, 2019 09:53 PM (htgmn)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 09:53 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 22, 2019 09:54 PM (BpS6n)
Posted by: Inso
Or Insomniac at June 22, 2019 09:53 PM
Or ANY other month for that matter! MMMM Dirndl girls. Hell yes!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 22, 2019 09:54 PM (i5w/I)
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 22, 2019 09:54 PM (j5RRD)
Posted by: hornyfemaledolphin at June 22, 2019 09:55 PM (K0GOs)
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 22, 2019 09:55 PM (j5RRD)
Posted by: Pete Seria at June 22, 2019 09:55 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 22, 2019 09:54 PM (BpS6n)
I wish we had fireflies. Not yet, but soon. I love watching those.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 09:56 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 22, 2019 09:56 PM (BpS6n)
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 09:56 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: One of those weirdos at June 22, 2019 09:56 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JT at June 22, 2019 09:57 PM (b084x)
Posted by: ALH at June 22, 2019 09:57 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 09:57 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Pete Seria at June 22, 2019 09:57 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 22, 2019 09:58 PM (j5RRD)
I bet she's still on Twitter's "Trust and Safety Committee", though.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 22, 2019 09:58 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: hogmartin
Heh. Who's watching who?
Posted by: Google Genetics LLC at June 22, 2019 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at June 22, 2019 09:59 PM (F8YM0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 22, 2019 09:59 PM (EZebt)
They have better hygiene than some African tribesmen and we don't have to pay millions of dollars to teach them how to do it.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 22, 2019 10:00 PM (sJURE)
Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2019 10:01 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Rachel Madcow at June 22, 2019 10:01 PM (EgshT)
Know why?
Because I took my car to the car wash.
Happens every time.
Posted by: ALH at June 22, 2019 10:01 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: yop at June 22, 2019 10:01 PM (hPRt2)
They were just starting here until more rain and cold stopped them I think. The only thing that drives me nuts are cicada's.
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 10:02 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 22, 2019 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at June 22, 2019 10:03 PM (WT2tG)
Another one is coming fast, so I;ll say goodnoght here.
Misanthropic Humanitarian, Nice joke, but one I'll tell the guys, not my wife. It will be part of a Croc accusation 2 x 4 therapy session. I.e. male bonding.
Everyone have a blessed evening with plenty of bragging rights. And get some sleep, you'll feel better tomorrow.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 22, 2019 10:03 PM (u82oZ)
Which means we can fight them by showing companies and institutions that:
a) Telling some busybody to go fuck off costs nothing at all, and
b) Putting these people in charge of anything will lead to massively expensive lawsuits.
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 22, 2019 10:03 PM (BpS6n)
They have better hygiene than some African tribesmen and we don't have to pay millions of dollars to teach them how to do it.
Posted by: Ben Had
"Multicultural and Trans-Species Aspects of Self-Ball-Licking, a Trans-Rational Approach"
Posted by: Miklos, Grant Funding Applicant at June 22, 2019 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Is that really true? A man takes viagra because the desire is there but he's having equipment problems. "Hyposexual desire disorder" sounds like she's rather just watch TV.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 22, 2019 10:04 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 10:04 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at June 22, 2019 10:05 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 22, 2019 10:05 PM (wgV7k)
Damn good thing the concepts of community standards and shaming has been tossed in the wastebasket of history!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:05 PM (AZxMX)
Does this mean the *mommy has six toes and daddy is from another planet* commercials are going away?
Posted by: Billy at June 22, 2019 10:05 PM (nuOac)
Happens every time.
Posted by: ALH
No bus.
*lights cigarette*
Bus come as if summoned.
Posted by: Miklos, with magical powers at June 22, 2019 10:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Does this mean the *mommy has six toes and daddy is from another planet* commercials are going away?
Posted by: Billy at June 22, 2019 10:05 PM (nuOac)
No. Those commercials aren't designed to sell things.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 22, 2019 10:06 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Miklos, Grant Funding Applicant at June 22, 2019 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Your grant is approved!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar INtersectional ANalysis Grant Coordinator at June 22, 2019 10:06 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2019 10:07 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2019 10:07 PM (hSQmw)
Check out the Cans on this concert pianist.
https://youtu.be/efM91uXUP-A?t=7m12s
Give it ten seconds....trust me.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 10:07 PM (ZNu6S)
Posted by: ALH at June 22, 2019 10:07 PM (htgmn)
That takes a lot of brains.
Posted by: Billy at June 22, 2019 10:08 PM (nuOac)
1.5 million YouTube views.
It's good seeing people taking an interest in classical music.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 22, 2019 10:09 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 22, 2019 10:09 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2019 10:09 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
https://twitter.com/Airwolf4Life/status/
1125562546881216513
Posted by: Miklos, heh at June 22, 2019 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 10:09 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 22, 2019 10:09 PM (I2/tG)
That music is very moving...IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:10 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 10:11 PM (ZNu6S)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Hipless at June 22, 2019 10:11 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:10 PM (AZxMX)
Or should I say MOOving?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:11 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 10:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at June 22, 2019 10:13 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Soothsayer
----
Wow! And that clarinetist has a few skills of her own.
Just say'n.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2019 10:13 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: wing at June 22, 2019 10:14 PM (JFzNN)
Here's a really good part, it's her finale, and then she stands up:
https://youtu.be/3jbHbDena_U?t=29m53s
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 10:15 PM (ZNu6S)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:15 PM (AZxMX)
Check out the Cans on this concert pianist.
https://youtu.be/efM91uXUP-A?t=7m12s
Give it ten seconds....trust me.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 10:07 PM (ZNu6S)
Oh I love Khatia Buniatshvilli. She seems to thrive on playing pieces with energetic bounce while wearing low cut dresses. There's video out there of her playing Schubert in a dress so low cut that I swore her breasts were going to flop out at the finale. (And she did a wonderful rendition of Shostakovich's Piano Concerto no. 2, just so you know I don't watch her JUST for the treasure chest.)
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 22, 2019 10:15 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Splunge at June 22, 2019 10:15 PM (ed8K1)
Or what if your parents were scared to explain how dogs weren't cats, and you went to school where they taught you that dogs were cats, and you went to work where it was official HR policy that dogs were cats.
And then, you dropped in on 4chan one night . . .
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2019 10:15 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 10:15 PM (ZNu6S)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 22, 2019 10:16 PM (yQpMk)
I have never heard of this lass...but, I suspect that I love her too!
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2019 10:16 PM (K0GOs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2019 10:17 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Miklos not making shit up at June 22, 2019 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)
https://youtu.be/3jbHbDena_U?t=5m7s
My, my. Looks to be a little chilly there too.
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 10:17 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2019 10:17 PM (K0GOs)
Posted by: Jmel at June 22, 2019 10:17 PM (OeWgo)
A teenager broadsided me today on my side of the car. Air bags deployed. Car totaled, I'm sure.
My bother and his wife came over this evening, took m to dinner and gave me the loan of her new Lexus as long as I need it.
I'm sore but feeling blessed.
The poor girl who hit me was hurrying to her graduation party where 100 people were waiting. She was all dressed up. She graduated from the local Catholic High school and is entering the coast guard next week. I'm so glad she wasn't hurt.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)
Yep, and SJW organizations die from lack of contributions if they are not continuously ginning up fresh outrage.
I loved Jessie Jackson's efforts to shake down Silicon Valley.
Silicon Valley is too "white", you see, which only makes sense if you count Asians as white people.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 22, 2019 10:18 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Ron Popeil at June 22, 2019 10:18 PM (QzkSJ)
I want to bang the first chair Oboe in the squeakhole.
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2019 10:19 PM (K0GOs)
The overestimation video....
It's a fight scene from some B-movie that ended up going viral because no one had seen the film it was in.
Turns out that the acrobatic guy is a well-known capoeira pro fighter who acted in the film. He apparently was tickled pink to portray an overconfident douche getting his comeuppance, and worked his butt off to make the scene pay off.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2019 10:19 PM (WJy0R)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 10:20 PM (ZNu6S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2019 10:20 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 22, 2019 10:20 PM (flINI)
The only other punter in the joint was a chimpanzee sitting at the end of the bar, sipping on a pint, minding his own business...
The barkeep says "Watch this!", and comes out from the bar with a baseball bat and walks up behind the chimp, then bashes the poor beast in the the head with the bat...
The chimp then leaps off his stool and proceeds to give the barkeep a beejer to completion, then hops back up on his stool and goes back to his pint...
The barkeep asks the Irishman if he'd like to give it a try...
The Irishman says, 'Sure, but don't hit me as hard as you did that monkey!'
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 22, 2019 10:20 PM (wgV7k)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 22, 2019 10:20 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at June 22, 2019 10:20 PM (3eV0J)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2019 10:21 PM (ykYG2)
{{{Ladyl}}} I am so glad you are OK, that sounds very scary, but cars are cheap, life is not!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:21 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Defunct TV shows for 500 at June 22, 2019 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Funny how the cameras are on the far side of the piano, rather than from the side...
Rawr.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 22, 2019 10:21 PM (6qErC)
Jeez, like you need more. Sorry to hear that and glad you're ok.
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 10:23 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
Do you 'ave a leesawynce for zees minkey?
Posted by: Inspector Miklos Clouseau at June 22, 2019 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)
*wipes brow*
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 22, 2019 10:24 PM (72spU)
I feel cheated.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2019 10:17 PM
The app on my mobile says the day is 3 seconds shorter than yesterday in my AO...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 22, 2019 10:24 PM (wgV7k)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 22, 2019 10:24 PM (wgV7k)
In Moron time that's an eternity.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 22, 2019 10:25 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Little Lupe at June 22, 2019 10:25 PM (EgshT)
https://youtu.be/efM91uXUP-A?t=7m12s
Give it ten seconds....trust me.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 10:07 PM (ZNu6S)
If you liked that, you'll love this:
https://tinyurl.com/yy72osm5
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2019 10:25 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 22, 2019 10:24 PM (wgV7k)
I hate to be the one that tells you this, but it's going to get worse!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:25 PM (AZxMX)
Sheesh.
Hi everyone!
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 10:25 PM (9hauA)
What is a "500 Internal Server Error" and why do I usually get one when I'm trying to post from my iPhone? But not from my ancient Windows desktop?
Posted by: Halfwise at June 22, 2019 10:25 PM (kLxSO)
Posted by: Robert Reich at June 22, 2019 10:26 PM (aKsyK)
Jeez, like you need more. Sorry to hear that and glad you're ok.
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 10:23 PM (K22Va)
It could have been so much worse. I'm feeling so grateful.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 10:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2019 10:21 PM (ykYG2)
That medina's a monster.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 10:27 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: JAS at June 22, 2019 10:27 PM (I5SAg)
Posted by: Halfwise at June 22, 2019 10:25 PM (kLxSO)
https://stoatnet.org/500/
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 10:28 PM (t+qrx)
If you liked that, you'll love this:
https://tinyurl.com/yy72osm5
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Nice gams.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 10:28 PM (ZNu6S)
Check for "smart punctuation" and disable it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:28 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:29 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Halfwise at June 22, 2019 10:25 PM (kLxSO)
Check for "smart punctuation" and disable it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:28 PM (AZxMX)
With fire!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2019 10:29 PM (WJy0R)
{{{Ladyl}}} I am so glad you are OK, that sounds very scary, but cars are cheap, life is not!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:21 PM (AZxMX)
That is so true. I was already considering a new car as a gift to myself for my upcoming birthday. There is probably no choice now.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 10:29 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 10:30 PM (sdi6R)
They were just starting here until more rain and cold stopped them I think. The only thing that drives me nuts are cicada's.
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 10:02 PM (K22Va)
Woo hoo, first sighting of the season here. Yard is full of them.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 22, 2019 10:30 PM (di1hb)
Tax rebates because ya'll wouldn't let them file joint returns.
Posted by: weirdflunky at June 22, 2019 10:31 PM (cknjq)
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 22, 2019 10:31 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 22, 2019 10:31 PM (BpS6n)
Similar side impact thing happened to my sister, car totaled but she walked away. So glad you are OK!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:31 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at June 22, 2019 10:31 PM (0V/8D)
Posted by: chique d'afrique
Have you heard about the new comment craze?
Listen to us, I'm sure you'll be amazed
Big fun to be had by every Moron one
It's up to you, It surely can be done
Young and old are doing it, I'm told
Just one try, and you too will be sold
She's called Le Chique! We're doing it night and day
Allow us, we'll show you the way.
Posted by: DJ Miklos, kinda dancing 'cause Saturday nite at June 22, 2019 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 22, 2019 10:32 PM (Jn4GT)
I hear that there's a video out there of Asia Carrera playing Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata (the complex 3rd movement).... while totally nude. And with the porn crew cracking jokes off-camera about how she both plays piano and takes it up the squeekhole.
At least, that's what I've heard....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2019 10:32 PM (WJy0R)
Tax rebates because ya'll wouldn't let them file joint returns.
Posted by: weirdflunky at June 22, 2019 10:31 PM (cknjq) {/i]
Well, at least they always have a good reason to get in my wallet!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:32 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 22, 2019 10:32 PM (1FhAQ)
https://tinyurl.com/yy72osm5
Or this:
http://tinyurl.com/y3qazuoa
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 10:32 PM (K22Va)
I feel cheated.
Posted by: Grump928
--------
You feel cheated?
Posted by: Winter Solstice at June 22, 2019 10:33 PM (U7Mh9)
Posted by: the Brits at June 22, 2019 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at June 22, 2019 10:33 PM (1FhAQ)
I just got in from my gig and boy are my arms...GREAT GOOGLEY MOOGLEY that classical piano player girl is smokin' hot!!
I feel all cultured and shit now. I also want a cigarette for some reason. Classical music has never done that to me before...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 22, 2019 10:33 PM (HaL55)
Similar side impact thing happened to my sister, car totaled but she walked away. So glad you are OK!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:31 PM (AZxMX)
I was making a left hand turn and she tried to pass me on the left. Something only a young driver would do. I never saw her.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 10:33 PM (TdMsT)
He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's Mass, asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over some of Pelosi's views."
Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to you if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the Church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."
As Pelosi's aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle.
Also as promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Ms. Pelosi was present.
The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Ms. Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages.
Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues.
Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit.
Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief.
I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed.
She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people.
She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington and in California the woman is simply not to be trusted."
"However," the Cardinal concluded, "when compared with Hillary Clinton, Ms. Pelosi is a saint.
Posted by: Grump928(C) has a joke at June 22, 2019 10:35 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 22, 2019 10:35 PM (0Ntuf)
https://tinyurl.com/yy72osm5
Or this:
http://tinyurl.com/y3qazuoa
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 10:32 PM (K22Va)
I suppose my Moron card should be revoked - my first thought was "That's not the original version."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2019 10:36 PM (Ki5SV)
https://youtu.be/efM91uXUP-A?t=7m12s
Give it ten seconds....trust me.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 10:07 PM (ZNu6S)
There is a God.
They keep showing her hands though, for some reason.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 10:36 PM (Y1o9Z)
Posted by: Common Tater at June 22, 2019 10:32 PM (Jn4GT)
I always read that as cover for the real theme which is "Hate Western Civilization"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:36 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 10:28 PM (t+qrx)
Amazing! Thank you.
May the dirndl girls visit you often.
Posted by: Halfwise at June 22, 2019 10:37 PM (kLxSO)
Yeah, Ladyl. Glad you both walked away relatively unscathed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 22, 2019 10:37 PM (HaL55)
Picture's a little blurry, just like my vision after a pitcher of beer.
Posted by: kbdabear at June 22, 2019 10:37 PM (0Ntuf)
One thing for sure, saying "I'll see you next Tuesday" would take on a different meaning.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2019 10:37 PM (KoKdw)
Turn off smart punctuation.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2019 10:37 PM (yQpMk)
@BNONews 21m
COUP ATTEMPT: Officials in Ethiopia's Amhara Region were in a meeting when "their colleagues" opened fire, killing an unknown number of people - BBC
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2019 10:38 PM (DrqHq)
Yeah, Ladyl. Glad you both walked away relatively unscathed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 22, 2019 10:37 PM (HaL55)
Thank you, BackwardsBoy.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 10:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Boomer at June 22, 2019 10:39 PM (ucNdt)
Posted by: your former preznident at June 22, 2019 10:39 PM (BY3SS)
A PITA but cars can be fixed or replaced. But not our ettes and a soon to be Coastie.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2019 10:39 PM (Y4EXg)
Check out the Cans on this concert pianist.
https://youtu.be/efM91uXUP-A?t=7m12s
Give it ten seconds....trust me.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 10:07 PM (ZNu6S)
Ah hmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FdDLvED_4E
Posted by: Billy at June 22, 2019 10:39 PM (nuOac)
Sheesh.
Hi everyone!
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 10:25 PM (9hauA)
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I'm watching Season 2 and so far there's just been some tasteful lesbianism.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 10:39 PM (kQs4Y)
I'm currently listening to Rachmaninoff's rendition of the same, but there's no accompanying video.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 22, 2019 10:40 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf
We already did the oyster thing.
Posted by: Miklos from the previous thread at June 22, 2019 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2019 10:41 PM (ykYG2)
A PITA but cars can be fixed or replaced. But not our ettes and a soon to be Coastie.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2019 10:39 PM (Y4EXg)
That young lady made a mistake but she conducted herself with dignity. I hope she goes far. It turns out she is a near neighbor to me.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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I cracked open a roll of pennies a week or so ago, and found in it an Ethiopian 5 cent piece. I had to look it up on the 'net to identify it. It's made of steel, of course.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2019 10:42 PM (KoKdw)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 22, 2019 10:43 PM (BpS6n)
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 10:43 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I see an alibi in the making.
Posted by: Miklos, eyebrow raised at June 22, 2019 10:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:15 PM (AZxMX)
Watching classical music.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 10:44 PM (Y1o9Z)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:15 PM (AZxMX)
Watching classical music.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 10:44 PM (Y1o9Z)
I knew I should have put quotes around listening!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:45 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)
Sorry, I gotta say this....
Poor girl????
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 10:46 PM (Y1o9Z)
Got some weeding done.. they're growing like weeds!
and got to look at replacement windows for the house.. I am so eff'n confused after looking online, I'm thinking these existing windows are just fine!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 22, 2019 10:47 PM (438dO)
Poor girl????
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 10:46 PM (Y1o9Z)
I have an over-developed capacity for feeling sorry for people.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 10:47 PM (TdMsT)
Poor girl????
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
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Our Ladyl can see the good in anyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2019 10:48 PM (Y4EXg)
-- wait, those aren't Saskatchewan Roughriders cheerleaders, are they?
Posted by: FireHorse at June 22, 2019 10:48 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 10:46 PM (Y1o9Z)
Face it, Ladyl is a far better person than you or I.
I'd still be screaming curses!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:48 PM (AZxMX)
They were just starting here until more rain and cold stopped them I think. The only thing that drives me nuts are cicada's.
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 10:02 PM (K22Va)
Woo hoo, first sighting of the season here. Yard is full of them.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 22, 2019 10:30 PM (di1hb)
Apparently we have fireflies here in CA, but they don't actually glow. What's the point of a firefly that doesn't glow?
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 22, 2019 10:48 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 10:43 PM (K22Va)
I admit my first and biggest worry was about upcoming tournaments. I'll have to see how it feels tomorrow.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 10:49 PM (TdMsT)
Listen to us, I'm sure you'll be amazed
Big fun to be had by every Moron one
It's up to you, It surely can be done
Young and old are doing it, I'm told
Just one try, and you too will be sold
She's called Le Chique! We're doing it night and day
Allow us, we'll show you the way.
Posted by: DJ Miklos, kinda dancing 'cause Saturday nite at June 22, 2019 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)
LOL.
Hi Miklos.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 10:49 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 22, 2019 10:48 PM (h2Bdk)
They just start fires.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 22, 2019 10:49 PM (aS1PU)
I'd still be screaming curses!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:48 PM (AZxMX)
No you wouldn't. She was just a kid who made a mistake.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2019 10:50 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 22, 2019 10:48 PM (h2Bdk)
They just start fires.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 22, 2019 10:49 PM (aS1PU)
Those are firebugs.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2019 10:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 22, 2019 10:48 PM (h2Bdk)
Like PGE, they shut it down for the high wildfire danger season.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2019 10:50 PM (hSQmw)
) if it's from French. Does Ethiopia have French history? I don't really know.Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 10:50 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
There you go again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:50 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 10:39 PM (kQs4Y)
Oh, they ratchet it up this season.
Honestly, I don't care *that* much, it's just like ... seriously, people.
Funny enough, my least favorite characters are the straight black ones, LOL.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 10:51 PM (9hauA)
Our Ladyl can see the good in anyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2019 10:48 PM (Y4EXg)
Most people have good in them!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 10:51 PM (9hauA)
https://tinyurl.com/yy72osm5
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2019 10:25 PM (Ki5SV)
Nah. No tits.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 10:51 PM (Y1o9Z)
"Don't you think you should introduce yourself first?"
Posted by: RI Red at June 22, 2019 10:51 PM (R+3Am)
Sheesh.
Hi everyone!
Posted by: chique d'afrique
Yeah, well it's kinda part of the original comic so, expected.
I've been just trying to find a benign, milquetoast UK detective show.
Found 'Father Brown', set in the post-war period. Previous seasons have been saccharine and very tame 45 min 'mysteries'.
The latest season has one episode defending abortion clinics and in another a cartoon version of anarchists. Yes, anarchists in the middle of the UK, because f' the squares.
I'm actually rooting for another season of the liquid depression that is Broadchurch.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2019 10:51 PM (DrqHq)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 22, 2019 10:52 PM (wgV7k)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2019 10:52 PM (aKsyK)
I'm glad you and the young lady are doing OK!
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 10:52 PM (9hauA)
There's a movie, I forget what it's called, maybe Another Earth, or something.
Anyway, the main character is a smart girl who crashes her car on the last day of school and her promising future is ruined. Just so happens they just discovered "another Earth" hidden behind the Sun for all these years.
So, despite her screwup, she gets chosen to go to the "other" Earth so she can fix things. But things aren't what she expects...
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 10:52 PM (ZNu6S)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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C Hrothgar - look at it this way - if she didn't, would she talk to the likes of us once we showed our true colors?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2019 10:52 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2019 10:50 PM (ykYG2)
Seriously, thank you for reminding me of that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:52 PM (AZxMX)
What is a "500 Internal Server Error" and why do I usually get one when I'm trying to post from my iPhone? But not from my ancient Windows desktop?
Posted by: Halfwise at June 22, 2019 10:25 PM (kLxSO)
Close the PornHub window.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 10:52 PM (Y1o9Z)
https://tinyurl.com/yy72osm5
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2019 10:25 PM (Ki5SV)
Nah. No tits.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 10:51 PM (Y1o9Z)
Look at the shoes, though. How can she work the pedals in those shoes?
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 22, 2019 10:52 PM (h2Bdk)
Don't let it slide if you're hurting just because it was a kid you feel sorry for. If you have back or neck problems it can get worse. Make out a police report to cover your you know what.It's just insurance.
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 10:53 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 22, 2019 10:53 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 22, 2019 10:48 PM (h2Bdk)
My friend Kari lives in Seattle and grew up in Reno and around Lake Tahoe. I mentioned watching fireflies to her one night, and she said that she'd never lived anywhere that she could see them, which was a little sad.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 10:53 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2019 10:53 PM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
There you go again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:50 PM (AZxMX)
I just have a heart for young people. Well--I mostly do.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chique
Like seriously.
Posted by: Barry O. at June 22, 2019 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 22, 2019 10:53 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:53 PM (AZxMX)
btw, aren't we way overdue for California to be engulfed in flames, as usual?
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 10:54 PM (ZNu6S)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2019 10:54 PM (aXucN)
Ah, didn't know Jessica Jones comics was super queer (I'm actually not even sure what the definition of queer is, honestly).
I like Father Brown. One of the earlier episodes was impressively pro-life, I thought. Don't remember all the details though.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 10:54 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Kindltot
Well, they seized it, but never colonized.
Posted by: Haile "Miklos" Selassie at June 22, 2019 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 22, 2019 10:52 PM (wgV7k)
Aw, thanks.
As always, I cheated.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 10:54 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 22, 2019 10:04 PM (h2Bdk)
So you embed the syringe in the cushion of her favorite TV chair.
"Ouch!"
Hey, Honey, let's fuck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2019 10:55 PM (WG6O9)
That's how Mengistu took power in Ethiopia - he and his supporters waltzed into a cabinet meeting (Standing Committee of the Derg) on 3 February 1977 with AKs, and killed 58 people in an hour-long shootout.
The Soviet Union was very impressed with Mengistu's leadership skills, and threw their support behind him.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 22, 2019 10:56 PM (I2/tG)
The Coast Guard's newest navigator.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Can't trace a giant penis with her wake worth a damn.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 22, 2019 10:56 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 22, 2019 10:56 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
________
I'm listening to Def Leppard from before they sucked. Does that count?
Posted by: FireHorse at June 22, 2019 10:57 PM (ta49A)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:45 PM
I was told yesterday I had to wear underwear.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2019 10:57 PM (wvGlN)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2019 10:54 PM (aXucN)
SO, item # 2 in the Ace on line PX inventory!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:57 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer
The young lady who wrecked my truck and me (not as bad as the truck) was 23 years old. By all accounts nice young woman.
But her insurance company refuses to pay, so I have to sue her personally. Nothing personal, just business.
Posted by: Miklos, such is life say the Hungarians at June 22, 2019 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)
That is the title. It's from 2011.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2019 10:58 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2019 10:58 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 22, 2019 10:56 PM (aA3+G)
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Must be why they let me in without a warrant.
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2019 10:58 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 10:52 PM (Y1o9Z)
Then what am I supposed to do with my hands?
Posted by: Halfwise at June 22, 2019 10:58 PM (kLxSO)
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 22, 2019 10:59 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Haile "Miklos" Selassie at June 22, 2019 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Because Italian, yes.
There was a National Geographic with a photo series and article about the Italian administration of Ethiopia. It made it all seem so organized.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2019 10:59 PM (hSQmw)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2019 10:59 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 10:59 PM (ZNu6S)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)
With mad skillz like that, she should be in the Navy!
I hope she had good insurance.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2019 10:59 PM (WG6O9)
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 10:30 PM (sdi6R)
Jesus. Do you have any friends?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2019 10:59 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Billy at June 22, 2019 10:59 PM (nuOac)
They can put her in command of an icebreaker.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 22, 2019 10:59 PM (I2/tG)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 10:59 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
I've got Joe Walsh's "Life of Illusion" running through my head.
Sometimes I think it should be my theme song.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2019 11:00 PM (Ki5SV)
With mad skillz like that, she should be in the Navy!
I hope she had good insurance.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2019 10:59 PM (WG6O9)
She is 18 and on her dad's insurance. Thankfully.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 11:00 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 11:00 PM (K22Va)
In dog years?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 22, 2019 11:00 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2019 10:57 PM (wvGlN)
No . . . someone merely expressed a preference for that.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2019 11:00 PM (hSQmw)
Woody Guthrie's children, Arlo and Nora Guthrie, are king and queen of this year's Coney Island Mermaid Parade.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2019 11:01 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
RedLetterMedia did a retrospective of The Rocketeer. They liked it more than I did. It's worth checking out.
youtube.com/watch?v=GpmJkPNJ2VM&t=1633s
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2019 11:01 PM (DrqHq)
Posted by: ALH at June 22, 2019 11:01 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Kindltot
Heh.
Posted by: Evelyn "Moklos" Waugh, Black Mischief and Scoop at June 22, 2019 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Will a Five Pack do?
Has "Looks like a ten-pack to me" been done already?
Shirley
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at June 22, 2019 11:02 PM (/IMJl)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 10:48 PM (AZxMX)
No you wouldn't. She was just a kid who made a mistake.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
I might not scream curses, but I'd sue her into oblivion.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 11:02 PM (Y1o9Z)
The young lady who wrecked my truck and me (not as bad as the truck) was 23 years old. By all accounts nice young woman.
But her insurance company refuses to pay, so I have to sue her personally. Nothing personal, just business.
Posted by: Miklos, such is life say the Hungarians at June 22, 2019 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)
The girl was cited by the police. So I hope there will be no dispute!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 11:02 PM (TdMsT)
Tahoe. I mentioned watching fireflies to her one night, and she said
that she'd never lived anywhere that she could see them, which was a
little sad.
That's a cryin' shame, hogmartin. My g-mother's back yard in Birmingham was always lit up with fireflies in the summertime. I'd catch a bunch of them and put them in a Mason jar so they could light up the bedroom, kinda sorta.
I feel sorry for anyone who didn't grow up in the South.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 22, 2019 11:02 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2019 11:03 PM (Ki5SV)
I might not scream curses, but I'd sue her into oblivion.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 11:02 PM (Y1o9Z)
At my age, that falls under "life's too short!"
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
I have had two potentially fatal traffic "incidents", i.e., close calls, in the past three weeks, none of which could even be remotely considered to be my fault!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 11:03 PM (AZxMX)
Shirley
Posted by: mindful webworker
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Oh yeah - comment #5. LOL
And don't call me Shirley.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2019 11:04 PM (Y4EXg)
I'm very glad you and the young lady walked away from the crash, that's a blessing in itself.
If you can hang on for a month or so the car deals will be cranking up to make way for the new ones. Plus, you could probably get a great deal on a car coming off lease too!
Wishing you the best!
Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2019 11:04 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Halfwise at June 22, 2019 11:05 PM (kLxSO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 22, 2019 10:39 PM (kQs4Y)
I'm sure you meant "tasty", Eris.
Posted by: RI Red at June 22, 2019 11:05 PM (R+3Am)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2019 10:54 PM (aXucN)
I love that!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 11:05 PM (TdMsT)
We have them in the upper Midwest
No need to feel sorry for me
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 22, 2019 11:05 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)
If opposites attract, we'd make the perfect couple. I mostly want to thump the little fuckers.
But if it's really little kids, that's a different story.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 11:05 PM (Y1o9Z)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at June 22, 2019 11:06 PM (/IMJl)
the gravel road was still white; the sky a deep blue, still.
now it's dark, but the breeze coming in the window was a delight.
Posted by: booknlass at June 22, 2019 11:06 PM (xIKXj)
They can put her in command of an icebreaker.
Posted by: The Arc of History!
"the Norwegian Armed Forces own magazine, boasted that four out of five navigators at the KNM Helge Ingstad were women."
.........
"Salvage crews have completed the salvage of the Norwegian frigate KNM Helge Ingstad four months after the frigate collided with a tanker and partially sank in a fjord along the west coast Norway."
Posted by: Miklos, parallel parker par excellence at June 22, 2019 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Shirley this also has already been said, but...
I can see absolutely no way anything can go wrong with this.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at June 22, 2019 11:07 PM (/IMJl)
Posted by: Hailie Salassie I at June 22, 2019 11:07 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 22, 2019 10:48 PM (h2Bdk)
Maybe they emit in the near-infrared. You have to be woke to see them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2019 11:07 PM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2019 11:08 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2019 10:58 PM (l9m7l)
Ahem
http://bit.ly/2RwDJKD
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2019 11:08 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 11:02 PM (TdMsT)
I see nobody has asked the relevant question yet...
Was she hot?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 11:08 PM (Y1o9Z)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 22, 2019 10:56 PM (13CQC)
Submarines get assigned all sorts of missions. Some of them require doing things at very precise locations, others require operating in concert with other ships for various reasons. Some of them are, "Here's a big box in the middle of the ocean, proceed there and remain somewhere within it until this time or until otherwise tasked". Once the boat gets there, there isn't much to do besides doodle around the ocean until it's time to go home.
Submarine navigational tracks are some level of secret; they aren't published or advertised or anything. But they have to be archived somewhere, right? So there's a room somewhere - I'm picturing the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark here - full of charts, covered with meticulously crafted dongs, each representing hours of the lives of countless bored quartermasters, ANAVs, and Navigators, spent boring dick-shaped holes in the ocean.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 11:08 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Argentina at June 22, 2019 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 22, 2019 10:48 PM (h2Bdk)
If your ass doesn't glow, you ain't a firefly.
End of story.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 11:09 PM (Y1o9Z)
Is it just me, or is the very fact of driving is getting scary due to generalized driver incompetence?
They are absolutely fvcking insane here. Floating into head on traffic, drifting into your lane, no signals, up your ass. The other day I saw someone float across the road past oncoming traffic into a sign and then back again. Nuts, or I'm turning into my dad.
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 11:10 PM (K22Va)
I see nobody has asked the relevant question yet...
Was she hot?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 11:08 PM (Y1o9Z)
I believe the 'Ron's would have found her very hot indeed.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 11:10 PM (TdMsT)
__
HEY. Just got back from a small but festive birthday party for my mom. Grilled pork. Taters. Birthday cake with three candles, each worth thirty-three years.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at June 22, 2019 11:11 PM (/IMJl)
End of story.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
Damn
Posted by: Ernest Hemingway at June 22, 2019 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Is it just me, or is the very fact of driving is getting scary due to generalized driver incompetence?
They are absolutely fvcking insane here. Floating into head on traffic, drifting into your lane, no signals, up your ass. The other day I saw someone float across the road past oncoming traffic into a sign and then back again. Nuts, or I'm turning into my dad.
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 11:10 PM (K22Va)
It's not just you. The drivers in my city are terrible.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 11:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 22, 2019 11:11 PM (fuK7c)
If you can hang on for a month or so the car deals will be cranking up to make way for the new ones. Plus, you could probably get a great deal on a car coming off lease too!
Wishing you the best!
Posted by: Cheribebe
Indeed.
Wait for the end of the month of July, August. Especially rainy Fridays.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2019 11:11 PM (DrqHq)
Posted by: booknlass at June 22, 2019 11:06 PM (xIKXj)
Sounds like a beautiful night.
Posted by: Halfwise at June 22, 2019 11:12 PM (kLxSO)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 11:10 PM
Was she of age?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 22, 2019 11:12 PM (wgV7k)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 22, 2019 11:12 PM (NWiLs)
The Portland paper is outraged that the missing senators are only being fined $500 a day for being gone, which they can pay out of campaign contributions.
The paper had a weepy story that hundreds of proposed bills are trapped because the Oregon senate isn't meeting, and under Oregon state law, they all die on June 30th, if not passed and signed into law by then.
The paper listed a couple of bipartisan bills, but all the other bills are supported solely or almost solely by Democrats, including a bunch of new taxes.
It would seem that the R's have the leverage here, despite the paper's whining. The paper also failed to note that the most controversial bills, including the cap-and-trade bill, are being passed as "emergency" bills, specifically so the bills can't be referred to a vote of the people.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 22, 2019 11:12 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Miklos, parallel parker par excellence at June 22, 2019 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)
What they really needed to be driving was a Fjord Focus.
Get it? Fjord Focus?
I'll be here all week, except I'll be camping too.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 11:13 PM (Y1o9Z)
the gravel road was still white; the sky a deep blue, still.
now it's dark, but the breeze coming in the window was a delight.
Posted by: booknlass at June 22, 2019 11:06 PM (xIKXj)
That sounds like Heaven.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 11:13 PM (TdMsT)
I feel sorry for anyone who didn't grow up in the South.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 22, 2019 11:02 PM (HaL55)
Fireflies certainly aren't a southern thing.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 22, 2019 11:13 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2019 11:14 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 22, 2019 11:02 PM (HaL55)
At least if she moves somewhere with fireflies, she'll appreciate them. I always try to stop and watch them whenever they're in season, because nature's putting on a completely bonkers science fiction alien light show in our backyards and I sometimes need to just stop and appreciate it.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 11:14 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: hogmartin
WAVES pushing markers around on maps. Which requires bending over a bit. Or more, depending on longitude.
Posted by: Adm. Miklos at June 22, 2019 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)
He was drunk and speeding and by luck his car
had a long hood or he would have been decapitated.
He received to tickets one for speeding and one for DWI. That was criminal.
My truck was backing up and the helper was not observing. That was civil. My driver received no tickets but I won the awards.
If you have a wreck there are criminal and civil penalties. It is quite possible to have no criminal penalty but still suffer civil damages. That sucks.
Posted by: Billy at June 22, 2019 11:14 PM (nuOac)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 22, 2019 11:13 PM (Rz2Nc)
An east-of-the-Rockies thing, I think. Maybe they stick around longer down south. We certainly get them in Michigan.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 11:15 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 22, 2019 11:16 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 22, 2019 11:13 PM (Rz2Nc)
They seem to be limited to places where Summer is hot and humid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2019 11:16 PM (WG6O9)
Posted by: booknlass at June 22, 2019 11:16 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
Try the freeze dried veal.
Posted by: Miklos with a summer job at June 22, 2019 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)
https://youtu.be/efM91uXUP-A?t=7m12s
Give it ten seconds....trust me.
That dude on the cello is doing everything he can not to look.
Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2019 11:16 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 11:16 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2019 11:16 PM (K0GOs)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 11:17 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2019 11:17 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 22, 2019 11:08 PM (yQpMk)
A. Classic and Horde favorite.
Posted by: Kipling at June 22, 2019 11:17 PM (MwFQu)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2019 11:18 PM (l9m7l)
I think I'm going with the Twin Cities. The downtown looks nice, and I'm seeing OK prices for AirBnB-type rentals. Plus the flight looks OK for kind of last minutes.
So my dearest Horde, any ideas for where NOT to stay in Minneapolis of St. Paul?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 11:18 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 22, 2019 11:18 PM (yViDr)
I'm so happy I moved out here to nowheresville!
Posted by: booknlass at June 22, 2019 11:18 PM (xIKXj)
I've come to detest that term "comprehensive," because you know it means all that are here get a free pass and can vote D by six months from now.
And with the welcome mat rolled out, all of central america will start marching north.
The fucking conquistadores should have brought ebola. Smallpox wasn't enough.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 22, 2019 11:19 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: Cheribebe
I thought they were called "tracer rounds".
Posted by: Miklos , down on the Saluda at June 22, 2019 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2019 11:19 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Ladyl
----
Then we, according to the AoS code, would have had to comfort her.
It is known.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2019 11:19 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2019 11:19 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: GWB at June 22, 2019 11:19 PM (tw+qj)
Thanks.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 11:20 PM (9hauA)
If I'm not around tomorrow, I hope you all have a lovely day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 22, 2019 11:20 PM (Ki5SV)
Oh no. Maybe they're fireflies in the south and lightning bugs here in the north but we have them bigtime. What's cool to me is they come out of the ground or grass so they start to light low and gradually get higher. It's a nice thing to see sitting on the back porch with a glass of something tasty.
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 11:20 PM (K22Va)
https://youtu.be/efM91uXUP-A?t=7m12s
Give it ten seconds....trust me.
That dude on the cello is doing everything he can not to look.
Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2019 11:16 PM (8erNz)
Shall we say, hmmm, enthusiastic?
Posted by: Kipling at June 22, 2019 11:20 PM (MwFQu)
Several years ago, Mrs H and I were driving in Southern Virginia on a two lane road. There were 5-6 foot tall corn fields on either side, so it was like a hallway. About a mile into the road, there was a firefly display like I have never seen before, nor will probably ever see again. Every cubic foot of the space before us was filled with fireflies. I could probably have turned off he headlights and still driven that road safely. One of the most beautiful sights and memories I have!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 11:20 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 22, 2019 11:20 PM (kBT1x)
Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2019 11:21 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: booknlass at June 22, 2019 11:16 PM (xIKXj)
May it be spectacular but may it leave your trees alone.
Posted by: Halfwise at June 22, 2019 11:21 PM (kLxSO)
We have fine eating
And if we ever meet you can see I haven't missed too many meals
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 22, 2019 11:21 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2019 11:19 PM (ykYG2)
trust me, those of us in Western Oregon also pray for the end of Portland's occupation, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 22, 2019 11:21 PM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Insomniac
It's been a law for 3 years contravening the use of cell phones whilst driving here. Just saw a contractor trucking around, almost missing a left-hand turn with a cell stuck to his face.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2019 11:21 PM (DrqHq)
Then we, according to the AoS code, would have had to comfort her.
It is known.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 22, 2019 11:19 PM (Y4EXg)
Behave yourself!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 11:21 PM (TdMsT)
Oh and also, does anyone know where I can find inexpensive short term rentals (2 - 4 weeks)? Like maybe 50% more than monthly rent for a regular apartment?
A hotel is your only option, really.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 11:22 PM (ZNu6S)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 22, 2019 11:23 PM (ETnOl)
My Oregon State senator is GOP. I wonder if she is taking it easy somewhere out of the clutches of the Oregon state police.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 22, 2019 11:23 PM (Pr4n8)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 11:18 PM (9hauA)
Ima go with Minneapolis and St. Paul.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 11:24 PM (Y1o9Z)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2019 11:24 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Cheribebe
Well good. I have only been to Chicago once, and all I remember is the Berghoff. Well, Taste of Chicago a bit. 116 kinds of sausage (all pretty good).
Posted by: Miklos, not from Napier at June 22, 2019 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Queen E II is actually checking out the First Lady's crotch! I can't believe that. hahaha
Posted by: booknlass at June 22, 2019 11:24 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 11:15 PM (t+qrx)
If I recall correctly, they eat mosquitoes, if you have mosquitoes you should have fire flies. It would make sense that Reno wouldn't have them.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 22, 2019 11:25 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2019 11:25 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 11:22 PM (ZNu6S)
Haha, you are so helpful, Soothie!
Actually, I plan to do a work vacation, so I'd rather be either an a home-like hotel with a kitchen or in an actual home/apartment. I've found some OK stuff on AirBnB. I was just hoping to be able to spend less since I've already spent quite a bit on travel and my fancy birthday party this year with more travel yet to come.
But at least this helps me set my expectations realistically.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 11:25 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Beartooth at June 22, 2019 11:23 PM (Pr4n
They don't have the votes to stop it? Is that it?
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 11:25 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Beartooth at June 22, 2019 11:23 PM (Pr4n
I read they're sending the state police after them.
I loved one Senators comment about the troopers:
"Better be well armed, and single."
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 11:26 PM (Y1o9Z)
Along with Flesh Gordon.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2019 11:24 PM (aKsyK)
Wonder if I can get those from RedBox?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 11:26 PM (AZxMX)
Hopefully in Idaho - the governor of Washington sounds as if he would forcibly return Oregon state senators to Oregon, legal or not.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 22, 2019 11:26 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
He's been raiding Aces' fridge the past few weeks.
Posted by: Miklos, capisco at June 22, 2019 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Beartooth at June 22, 2019 11:23 PM (Pr4n
They don't have the votes to stop it? Is that it?
Posted by: rickl at June 22, 2019 11:25 PM (sdi6R)
Apparently even with a supermajority, there must be at least 2 members of the opposite party there before a bill can be voted on.
Once the GOP bailed, that stopped everything.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 11:27 PM (Y1o9Z)
I'm enjoying having no life here in SE PA a little too much, so I'm looking for a change of scenery since I can work from anywhere. And maybe I can get to meet a few people.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 11:27 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 11:28 PM (AZxMX)
Hopefully in Idaho - the governor of Washington sounds as if he would forcibly return Oregon state senators to Oregon, legal or not.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 22, 2019 11:26 PM (I2/tG)
When the Dem senators fled WI, it was wrong
Same goes for the GOP senators out west
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 22, 2019 11:28 PM (aA3+G)
chique, maybe you can stay at Weasel Acres for a while?
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 11:29 PM (ZNu6S)
Berghoff. Well, Taste of Chicago a bit. 116 kinds of sausage (all pretty
good).
That sounds like it might have been awhile ago. Be careful coming to downtown Chicago during the summer these days. Cops are laying down and dindu nuffins know it.
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 11:29 PM (K22Va)
Correct. Commies have super majorities in both chambers as well as the governor. Thanks to the hugh Cali locust
Posted by: Beartooth at June 22, 2019 11:29 PM (Pr4n8)
The D's have a super majority in both houses in Oregon, but are two votes short of a quorum in the state senate. The issue is that the R's want the cap-and-trade bill to be passed as a regular bill, so it can be referred to a vote of the people.
The D's are trying to pass it as an "emergency" bill, which can't be referred to a vote of the people, because they know that the bill will lose if it goes up for a popular vote.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 22, 2019 11:29 PM (I2/tG)
I visited some relatives in the summer up in Ohio a while back. They lived out in the country and I don't recall seeing any fireflies. But I'll take y'all's word for it.
There aren't many down here, amazingly enough, given all the heat and humidity. BTW, when I sat down in front of the laptop to come here, the Weather Underground site (which is my home page) had the temp at 91 with a heat index of 107. At 10 pm. No rain today either.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 22, 2019 11:29 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 11:28 PM (AZxMX)
Enjoy!
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at June 22, 2019 11:29 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Funny, I always envisioned you as a lean mean Paul Bunyan logger type!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 11:29 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Miklos, capisco at June 22, 2019 11:26 PM
Suddenly, I feel nauseous...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 22, 2019 11:30 PM (wgV7k)
Posted by: chique d'afrique
No Extended Stay's near your office?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2019 11:30 PM (DrqHq)
chique, maybe you can stay at Weasel Acres for a while?
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 11:29 PM (ZNu6S)
I don't even know what this means, LOL.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 11:30 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: chique d'afrique
________
You're not a -- (how do ask this with tact) -- you know -- a Flyers fan?
Posted by: FireHorse at June 22, 2019 11:30 PM (ta49A)
Same goes for the GOP senators out west
Wi Dems-heroic
Or Reps-just wrong
Media narrative cognitive dissonance-Priceless
Posted by: Miklos, who made this rule? at June 22, 2019 11:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Weasel the commenter, here. He lives on Weasel Acres.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 11:31 PM (ZNu6S)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 11:29 PM (ZNu6S)
I think she was hoping for something a little closer to Minneapolis and St. Paul than Virginia.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 11:31 PM (Y1o9Z)
Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2019 11:31 PM (a4qVe)
Same goes for the GOP senators out west
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 22, 2019 11:28 PM (aA3+G)
BAMN!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 11:32 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 22, 2019 11:32 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chique d'afrique
No Extended Stay's near your office?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 22, 2019 11:30 PM (DrqHq)
I work from home, so I won't be going into an office. But I'll look into Extended Stays, thanks.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 11:32 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 11:25 PM (9hauA)
The hotel that Eris and I were at (in completely separate rooms, he said preemptively) for the NoVAMoMe had a full-ish kitchen, including a little two-burner stove, I think. I was actually pretty impressed with the set-up. I've shared apartments that were smaller and less well-appointed than that room. Marriott Residence Inn, fwiw.
https://stoatnet.org/ballston_room.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 11:32 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 22, 2019 11:33 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 11:34 PM (ZNu6S)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y59cks87
This was Crowbar's monster Canadian hit in 1969:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=truzy5iOUKM
And it really wasn't characteristic of the band at all; really quite a fluke. They were really a high-energy blues/boogie band, and this cut is a lot more typical:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=HhZTs6ZpvJw
Kelly was a personal acquaintance, never a close friend, but I did like the guy. RIP
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 22, 2019 11:34 PM (WG6O9)
"Hey man, are you gonna eat this leftover ramen noodle cup?" Then you'd have to pick the fur out of it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 22, 2019 11:34 PM (HaL55)
The objection is that up to a couple of years ago, "emergency" bills were rare in Oregon, and were reserved for real emergencies. All other bills could be referred to a vote of the people, given enough petition signatures.
Now, the Democrats in Oregon are passing every controversial bill as an "emergency" bill, specifically so it can't be referred to a vote of the people.
This is a new, fundamental abuse of the legislative process in Oregon, and the Republicans are justified in taking extraordinary measures to stop it.
The Republicans are happy to vote on cap-and-trade, but only as a regular bill, so that a referendum on the bill would be possible.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 22, 2019 11:35 PM (I2/tG)
I'll bet prices are cheap at Dominican Republic...
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 11:35 PM (ZNu6S)
Chique!
Wasn't the availability of single men of a certain age on your original list of requirements? We know someone...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 22, 2019 11:35 PM (wgV7k)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 22, 2019 11:32 PM (aA3+G)
I'll check, that sounds good, but the original plan was grits and country ham (in addition to eggs, over easy, and biscuits)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 22, 2019 11:35 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 11:31 PM (ZNu6S)
I don't think he lives there, though that might be the long-term goal. He sometimes talks about going to WeaselAcres to do some work there for the weekend.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 11:36 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Park Place.
Baltic Avenue is pretty cheap, but try maybe Pennsylvania or North Carolina for a quality/value option.
Posted by: Miklos, also Free Parking at June 22, 2019 11:36 PM (QzkSJ)
I usually really don't like cities and live far from one, so I'm looking to do something different.
Plus I don't want to have to rent a car. I can't do a road trip up there (which would have been awesome) because some family members will be at my place and I want to leave my car for them to use.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 11:36 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 10:52 PM (ZNu6S)
Is the word "kajira" mentioned at any time?
Posted by: Kipling at June 22, 2019 11:37 PM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
*pretends not to notice*
Posted by: every Waffle House cook at June 22, 2019 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 11:38 PM (ZNu6S)
Chique!
Wasn't the availability of single men of a certain age on your original list of requirements? We know someone...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 22, 2019 11:35 PM (wgV7k)
Hehe, yes that is correct.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 11:38 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 11:35 PM (ZNu6S)
That sounds like a clothing store.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 22, 2019 11:39 PM (Y1o9Z)
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 11:20 PM (K22Va)
That's interesting to me, because I lived in the south (Georgia) in my youth, and then most of my life in the the north (Ohio) i use the terms interchangeably, it certain why I use one term over the other at any particular time.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 22, 2019 11:39 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: booknlass at June 22, 2019 11:24 PM (xIKXj)
Watching her Corgi playing with an Obama doll stuffed with a bully stick, just outside the frame.
Posted by: Halfwise at June 22, 2019 11:40 PM (kLxSO)
The Oregon legislature used to meet once every two years.
The Democrats said that a short session was needed in between the regular sessions, so that administrative and other noncontroversial bills wouldn't have to wait two years to get passed.
The D's got their short session, and of course immediately began passing contested, substantive pieces of legislation during the short session.
When called on this, the D's basically responded: "You fucked up - you trusted us."
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 22, 2019 11:41 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 11:35 PM (ZNu6S)
That sounds like a clothing store.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
Yes, we have no bananas.
But excellent medical care.
*subject to revision*
Posted by: The Dominican Republic at June 22, 2019 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 22, 2019 11:41 PM (ykYG2)
FireHorse, aren't the Flyers a hockey team? Or is that a euphemism? No, I am not a Flyers fan in any sense of the word (I think).
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 11:42 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 11:43 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Kipling at June 22, 2019 11:37 PM
If it is mentioned once, it is worth mentioning 1000 times.
Posted by: John Norman at June 22, 2019 11:43 PM (zCabI)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Puerto Vallarta has a beach called "Playa de los Muertos".
Maybe shoulda trademarked that.
Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at June 22, 2019 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Halfwise at June 22, 2019 11:40 PM (kLxSO)
I wonder what ever happened to the iPod full of Obama speeches, and the collection of Region 1 DVDs that won't work in UK DVD players.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 11:43 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 11:35 PM (ZNu6S)
My friend's husband was planning a 40th birthday for her in the DR and wanted some of us to show up and surprise her. I hope he's now thinking of another location.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 11:44 PM (9hauA)
contested, substantive pieces of legislation during the short session.
When called on this, the D's basically responded: "You fucked up - you trusted us."
Have the Pubbies 'splained to their constituents what the Dems are trying to do, I wonder?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 22, 2019 11:44 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2019 11:44 PM (l9m7l)
in one, Mike's hair was sticking straight up and his skirt was threatening on doing the Marilyn Monroe thing
and in another, the photographer angled the shot so that a huge bush behind Michael created an illusion that he/she had a huge afro
Posted by: booknlass at June 22, 2019 11:45 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: dartist at June 22, 2019 11:43 PM (K22Va)
Well, I'm African, but, nah, that doesn't make a difference.
This is why I am asking to know if people know the neighbourhoods to avoid. I'm thinking the swanky downtown places should be OK.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 11:46 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2019 11:44 PM (l9m7l)
This might be the single most hilarious thing I've read all day.
Wait
Yep. Probably a contender for the whole weekend. And I took Friday off.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 11:46 PM (t+qrx)
Back from vacation!
Posted by: Bey at June 22, 2019 11:47 PM (miE9U)
youth, and then most of my life in the the north (Ohio) i use the terms
interchangeably, it certain why I use one term over the other at any
particular time.
We called them by both names back home in Alabama, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 22, 2019 11:48 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 22, 2019 11:48 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 22, 2019 11:48 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 22, 2019 11:48 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 11:49 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2019 11:49 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 22, 2019 11:49 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Cheribebe at June 22, 2019 11:49 PM (a4qVe)
Back from vacation!
Posted by: Bey
Great! See you in three weeks!
Also, Jan, Bob, and Cristofo quit.
So you got their emails too.
Posted by: Miklos, vacation days accumulated at June 22, 2019 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 22, 2019 11:50 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 22, 2019 11:51 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2019 11:51 PM (l9m7l)
I do not recall.
What's it mean?
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 22, 2019 11:38 PM (ZNu6S)
In the stories of the Counter-Earth called "Gor", a "kajira" is a female slave. Many of whom came from the "barbarian world" of the Earth as we know it.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 22, 2019 11:51 PM (MwFQu)
Portland has a lock on the politics of the state.
As an example, the Oregon legislature passed a bill providing for drivers licenses for illegal immigrants a few years ago. Enough petition signatures were gathered to force a referendum, and drivers licenses for illegal immigrants was voted down by the people of the State of Oregon 2-1.
This year, the Oregon legislature again has a bill providing for drivers licenses for illegal immigrants, but now it is an "emergency" bill, specifically so the voters won't get to vote on this this time.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 22, 2019 11:52 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2019 11:52 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: bluebell at June 22, 2019 10:54 PM (aXucN)
My buddy has one that says "Go Away." He promised to get me one for a housewarming gift but...it's been a few years....
Posted by: NC Ref at June 22, 2019 11:52 PM (IGYfK)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 22, 2019 11:44 PM (l9m7l)
Said, of course, in a Stewie voice.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 22, 2019 11:53 PM (MwFQu)
Swanky?
Trump Towers Twin Cities.
Classy. Really the best.
Posted by: Miklospedia at June 22, 2019 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at June 22, 2019 11:53 PM (OqCLX)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 22, 2019 11:54 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 22, 2019 11:54 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 22, 2019 11:54 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 22, 2019 11:43 PM (t+qrx)
Consigned to Warehouse Zed.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 22, 2019 11:54 PM (MwFQu)
Posted by: Miklos, I think it works like this at June 22, 2019 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)
https://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=421&t=21659
Posted by: Ardbeg at June 22, 2019 11:56 PM (vs9bZ)
that a euphemism? No, I am not a Flyers fan in any sense of the word (I
think).
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 22, 2019 11:42 PM (9hauA)
Yes, they're a hockey team.
Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2019 11:57 PM (ZEsGh)
Accidentally dropped into the Thames. "Oh my, how very clumsy of me."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 22, 2019 11:57 PM (HaL55)
- Some Judge in the future
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 22, 2019 11:57 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
Do you have fence that needs painting?
Posted by: Tom Sawyer, OCD Therapist at June 22, 2019 11:58 PM (QzkSJ)
**TOP FIVE THINGS QDPSTEVE DIDN'T GET ON VACATION**
5. To check out on the room TV (it kept demanding a code but no one would give it to me)
4. Much sleep (bad back, bed too soft)
3. Any decent blackjack hands
2. Any decent poker hands (but I did get to play a couple against another guy who was a dead ringer for Joe Stalin, not a joke)
1. A hooker
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 22, 2019 11:58 PM (miE9U)
-- wait, those aren't Saskatchewan Roughriders cheerleaders, are they?
Posted by: FireHorse at June 22, 2019 10:48 PM (ta49A)
Wrong shade of green.
Posted by: Vendette at June 22, 2019 11:58 PM (ZEsGh)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Get a mat that reads "Trap door status: ON."
Posted by: qdpsteve
"Bienvenidos de MS-13"
Posted by: More Miklosian Anti-Marketing at June 23, 2019 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Trump of rape is a subplot from a 2012 episode of Law and Order SVU,
right down to the name of the store:
https://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=421t=21659
Posted by: Ardbeg at June 22, 2019 11:56 PM
This isn't the first time PDT has done this, y'know...
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y69o2asa
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 23, 2019 12:01 AM (wgV7k)
Those dirndls are missing about a half meter of fabric. Between the ribs and the hips.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 23, 2019 12:02 AM (MwFQu)
If I hear "Closing Time" one more time I'm gonna go on a killing spree.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2019 12:02 AM (miE9U)
2. Any decent poker hands (but I did get to play a couple against another guy who was a dead ringer for Joe Stalin, not a joke)
1. A hooker
3>2>1
There is a certain logic to this
Posted by: Miklos, sometime it be like that at June 23, 2019 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)
3. Any decent blackjack hands
2. Any decent poker hands (but I did get to play a couple against another guy who was a dead ringer for Joe Stalin, not a joke)
1. A hooker
Posted by: qdpsteve
Jeebus, where did you stay? The Lucky Dragon?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 23, 2019 12:04 AM (DrqHq)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y69o2asa
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 23, 2019 12:01 AM (wgV7k)
LOL!
And I darned near bust a gut at the pic of the Trumps with Her Majesty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2019 12:04 AM (WG6O9)
I was worried if I beat him I'd get a visit from his friend Mr. Beria at the next table...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2019 12:04 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 23, 2019 12:05 AM (FiUMj)
I also enjoy watching her play Rachmaninoff, which is my favorite composer.
I was amazed at the other great pianists that others linked for us to enjoy, even though it's probably not for the playing aspect
Such talent - God-given gift!
I started listening to classical music when I was a young girl on the farm many years ago. We only went into town once a week then. When there was nothing to do on a winter Sunday afternoons (and my mom wasn't going to take us into town for just anything!) my sisters and I would listen to my sister's new 'hi fi' record player, that came with all the masters' recordings. What a wonderful introduction to the timeless classics!
Bookinlass- I also remember catching fireflies out in the country (with our nightgowns --eek!) out at night with our girl cousins- such wonderful memories! You describe the scene so well, and makes me feel like I just opened the window to look out at the cornfield and feel the cool breeze -
Oh, Ladyl - so happy you weren't seriously hurt. Things happen so quickly, and you were so understanding to the young lady - I'm sure she learned her lesson!
Posted by: misslurk'ette at June 23, 2019 12:05 AM (GDpRb)
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Remember when Hollywood made movies that had no object other than to entertain you? To make you long for the skies, or to make you long to set your path in the stars? Or at the very least, to make you laugh, to make you cry, to make you wish to be loved?
Yeah, well those days are long gone. Hollywood wants to berate you for what you have failed to appreciate...of the unappreciative.
The nice thing is that we have all the good stuff on DVD, and when they come to beg, we can turn them away with no loss. Just a touch of sadness.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 23, 2019 12:08 AM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Vendette
________
Indeed. And each one is only holding two steins. Not impressive, all things considered.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 23, 2019 12:08 AM (ta49A)
Posted by: booknlass at June 23, 2019 12:08 AM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Ardbeg at June 22, 2019 11:56 PM (vs9bZ)
Real life ripped from the script of a fictional tv cop show.
My head hurts.
Posted by: RickZ at June 23, 2019 12:09 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: qdpsteve
A Russian guy came into a casino in Budapest, where a friend was a manager.
Lost about $100,000 in cash (from a briefcase) at roulette in about 45 minutes.
The manager began his standard " we hope you visit with better luck" spiel. Expecting maybe some...unpleasantness.
The Russian guy says "Hey- I just go home and steal more."
Posted by: Miklos, sometime it really be like that at June 23, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y2kh3ue3
Posted by: booknlass at June 23, 2019 12:11 AM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 23, 2019 12:12 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: booknlass at June 23, 2019 12:11 AM (xIKXj)
Oh...that's a wreath on the wall. Thought for a moment it was a Sideshow Bob fright wig.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2019 12:13 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
BEAUTIFULLY TONED ARMS
REPEAT
Posted by: the Media at June 23, 2019 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: booknlass at June 23, 2019 12:16 AM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Ardbeg
________
I believe the accuser this time.
I also believe the New York City postal worker who saw Trump making out with a woman in a movie theater during Schindler's List.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 23, 2019 12:16 AM (ta49A)
REPEAT
Posted by: the Media at June 23, 2019 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Rub it in, you bastards, rub it in.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 23, 2019 12:16 AM (WG6O9)
AOP isn't that hilarious?
and look at that fricken look on what's his name's face. he thinks he's king for a day or is it queen?
Posted by: booknlass at June 23, 2019 12:17 AM (xIKXj)
I was worried if I beat him I'd get a visit from his friend Mr. Beria at the next table...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2019 12:04 AM (miE9U)
-------
Mr. Beria was a pussy. He cried like a baby when his crimes were exposed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2019 12:18 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2019 12:19 AM (8lGpb)
and look at that fricken look on what's his name's face. he thinks he's king for a day or is it queen?
Posted by: booknlass at June 23, 2019 12:17 AM (xIKXj)
You just know the Royal photographer worked hard to frame that shot exactly that way, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2019 12:19 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: booknlass
"Tha Man (?) Who Would be King of Queens"
Except the one part is copyrighted by TV peoples
Posted by: Miklos, IPR expert-like at June 23, 2019 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)
MeTV is running "The Invaders" now. I've never seen this before, and it's about aliens trying to take over the world. They disguise themselves in human form, and only our hero can stop them.
It's a Quinn Martin production. I didn't know they did sci-fi, but it's classic Quinn Martin, divided into acts and so forth.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2019 12:20 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2019 12:20 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: Cicero
Show me the Beria, I'll show you the crime.
Posted by: Lavrenti Mueller at June 23, 2019 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 23, 2019 12:22 AM (ta49A)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 23, 2019 12:23 AM (ta49A)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2019 12:18 AM
It was even worse when the time arrived for his liquidation... Same for his predecessor, Yezhov, IIRC...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 23, 2019 12:25 AM (wgV7k)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2019 12:25 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 23, 2019 12:25 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2019 12:26 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: Vendette at June 23, 2019 12:26 AM (ZEsGh)
it's about aliens trying to take over the world. They disguise
themselves in human form, and only our hero can stop them.
It's a Quinn Martin production. I didn't know they did sci-fi,
but it's classic Quinn Martin, divided into acts and so forth.
That was a kewl TV show.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 23, 2019 12:27 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2019 12:27 AM (8lGpb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2019 12:27 AM (miE9U)
published or advertised or anything. But they have to be archived
somewhere, right? So there's a room somewhere - I'm picturing the
warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark here - full of charts,
covered with meticulously crafted dongs, each representing hours of the
lives of countless bored quartermasters, ANAVs, and Navigators, spent
boring dick-shaped holes in the ocean.
It's times like this that I wish we could upvote comments.
Posted by: Reactor-Axe-Man at June 23, 2019 12:28 AM (8V6xK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2019 12:28 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 23, 2019 12:28 AM (kBT1x)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2019 12:28 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 23, 2019 12:28 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 23, 2019 12:29 AM (kBT1x)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 23, 2019 12:29 AM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 23, 2019 12:30 AM (kBT1x)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 23, 2019 12:30 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 23, 2019 12:30 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 23, 2019 12:31 AM (wgV7k)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 23, 2019 12:31 AM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2019 12:31 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Vendette at June 23, 2019 12:31 AM (ZEsGh)
https://tinyurl.com/y2kh3ue3
Posted by: booknlass at June 23, 2019 12:11 AM (xIKXj)
Perfect.
Posted by: Halfwise at June 23, 2019 12:31 AM (kLxSO)
That joke reminds me of when I heard back in the day. Clinton and Al Gore are driving around and they see a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. Bill has the driver stopped and goes over NFC the shape. He turns to Al who's been watching and says you want to try this. Al says sure but I'm not sure how I'm going to get my head through the fence.
Anyone else ever heard this joke did I tell it right?
Posted by: Farmer at June 23, 2019 12:31 AM (muNAI)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 23, 2019 12:32 AM (kBT1x)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 23, 2019 12:32 AM (ir/7E)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2019 12:33 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Cicero
Huh. Never sued for copyright infringement.
Posted by: the Box Tops at June 23, 2019 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)
A reporter wrote a book about going out on the Ohio-Class SSBN USS Nebraska. After the boat finishes doing some training, it goes out on patrol, which basically consists of being in a huge box of ocean, and randomly moving around in the box.
Apparently, after the patrol, the sub's track is sent off to a mathematical consulting firm, to confirm that the sub's track is truly random, so that there are no patterns for the Russians or Chinese to exploit.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 23, 2019 12:34 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 23, 2019 12:34 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Bill Rebar at June 23, 2019 12:34 AM (vtd+q)
Posted by: SMH at June 23, 2019 12:35 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Vendette
The Intercontinental railroad
Posted by: Top Student Barry S. at June 23, 2019 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: FireHorse at June 23, 2019 12:35 AM (ta49A)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2019 12:36 AM (miE9U)
https://tinyurl.com/y5ck3gkd
Posted by: SMH
It's called Mardi Gras (probably from out of town)
Posted by: Miklos from Riverbend at June 23, 2019 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 23, 2019 12:36 AM (9hauA)
sent off to a mathematical consulting firm, to confirm that the sub's
track is truly random, so that there are no patterns for the Russians or
Chinese to exploit.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 23, 2019 12:34 AM (I2/tG)
Sorry Vlad. E-6 is a miss.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2019 12:36 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 23, 2019 12:36 AM (kBT1x)
and watched this video 'proving' Michelle is a Mike
Posted by: booknlass at June 23, 2019 12:36 AM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2019 12:36 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 23, 2019 12:34 AM (I2/tG)
How can the course be truly random, if they have to stay inside the box?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2019 12:38 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2019 12:39 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2019 12:40 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: qdpsteve
No, he financed that.
Trump directed and co-wrote The Adventures of Pluto Nash
Also had a cameo in Blues Brothers II
Posted by: Miklos, mildly correcting at June 23, 2019 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)
sent off to a mathematical consulting firm, to confirm that the sub's
track is truly random, so that there are no patterns for the Russians or
Chinese to exploit.
Posted by: The Arc of History!
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Random movement is too important to be left to chance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2019 12:41 AM (YvUf/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2019 12:41 AM (WG6O9)
There are so many it becomes a bit of a fireworks display.
Posted by: MAGA at June 23, 2019 12:42 AM (I5LRE)
Posted by: Reactor-Axe-Man at June 23, 2019 12:42 AM (8V6xK)
Posted by: booknlass at June 23, 2019 12:43 AM (xIKXj)
Good point. Not explained. Apparently some captains roll dice to determine when to turn, and in which direction.
It did answer a question I had, which is that no one onshore knows exactly where a patrolling SSBN is. Because if anyone onshore knows, that is a point of vulnerability. Only a handful of people on the sub know the sub's exact location.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 23, 2019 12:43 AM (I2/tG)
Can only be detected using Marceaunar
Posted by: Miklos, on watch at June 23, 2019 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Reactor-Axe-Man at June 23, 2019 12:42 AM (8V6xK)
SSGN?
https://stoatnet.org/checks.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2019 12:43 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2019 12:41 AM (YvUf/)
Word.
Posted by: A still, small voice from the Graveyard of the Lost Roombas at June 23, 2019 12:44 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2019 12:44 AM (w54mS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 23, 2019 12:44 AM (miE9U)
Posted by: Reactor-Axe-Man at June 23, 2019 12:44 AM (8V6xK)
Posted by: Reactor-Axe-Man at June 23, 2019 12:44 AM (8V6xK)
DBF?
Otherwise I got nothin'.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2019 12:45 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,
It's still done on a Commodore.
Posted by: Miklos, with Motorola 8088s to spare at June 23, 2019 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 23, 2019 12:47 AM (wgV7k)
Posted by: Reactor-Axe-Man at June 23, 2019 12:47 AM (8V6xK)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 23, 2019 12:47 AM (ju9gW)
It's still done on a Commodore.
Posted by: Miklos, with Motorola 8088s to spare
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So, all that stuff about 29 is not true, is it?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2019 12:47 AM (w54mS)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 23, 2019 12:48 AM (LxTcq)
Even a binary choice, where there are only two, left, right or heads-tails can be random.
The idea is to make the sub's course and position unpredictable. Even though it's in a finite box, it's position and course through the box can be random.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2019 12:49 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2019 12:38 AM (WG6O9)
The sub is both in and outside the box at the same time.
Posted by: Schroedinger's boat at June 23, 2019 12:49 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Miklos, with Motorola 8088s to spare at June 23, 2019 12:46 AM
I though Commodore used the MOS 6502. In fact, they bought MOS at one point.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 23, 2019 12:50 AM (ju9gW)
Posted by: Reactor-Axe-Man at June 23, 2019 12:47 AM (8V6xK)
Ahhhh OK. Gotcha.
For reference, the only boats in commission while I was in were 688s, 688is, Ohios, SSN-21s, NR-1, and the Dolphin.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2019 12:50 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: booknlass at June 23, 2019 12:50 AM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 23, 2019 12:50 AM (Y1o9Z)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 23, 2019 12:50 AM
Just because your choices are limited doesn't mean they can't still be chosen in a random order.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 23, 2019 12:52 AM (ju9gW)
39 works too
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=showmen+39+21
Posted by: Miklos, needing some Ocean Drive action at June 23, 2019 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)
I'm sure that the Navy has defined procedures on what to do if a sub starts to approach the edge of the patrol box, and I'm equally sure that the Navy is not interested in disclosing what those procedures are.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 23, 2019 12:53 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2019 12:53 AM (t+qrx)
They took away the missiles and made us a Dual DDS Dog and Pony Show.
Posted by: Reactor-Axe-Man at June 23, 2019 12:53 AM (8V6xK)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 23, 2019 12:54 AM (ZK5Af)
Ok, you're in your house. That's your box. You move around. You can be in the kitchen, the den, the bedroom, a closet, etc, etc.
You want to choose which room you go to next randomly. And the time you stay there randomly as well.
You're always in the house, but which room is random.
By making it truly random, there's no way to predict which room you'll be in at a given time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2019 12:54 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: DOCTOR Miklos, who must be believed at June 23, 2019 12:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Reactor-Axe-Man at June 23, 2019 12:53 AM (8V6xK)
We had one or two DDS/SDV types on the waterfront while I was on Cheyenne, but they were 688s.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2019 12:56 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 23, 2019 12:56 AM (ZK5Af)
Just because your choices are limited doesn't mean they can't still be chosen in a random order.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 23, 2019 12:52 AM (ju9gW)
If the submarine could be observed, via sonar, bouncing off the walls of the box, then the limits of the box could be learned. Just like watching Marcel Marceau; you cannot see the box he is in, but you can infer its limits.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2019 12:56 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Reactor-Axe-Man at June 23, 2019 12:57 AM (8V6xK)
Posted by: Miklos, punter at June 23, 2019 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 23, 2019 12:57 AM (flINI)
39 works too
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=showmen+39+21
Posted by: Miklos, needing some Ocean Drive action at June 23, 2019 12:53 AM
Wanna tell you story,
About woman I know...
When it comes to lovin',
She reallly steals the show...
She ain't exactly pretty,
Ain't exactly small...
42 - 39 - 56...
You could say she's got it all!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 23, 2019 12:59 AM (wgV7k)
Posted by: Miklos, punter at June 23, 2019 12:57 AM
I would suggest a gynecologist for that.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 23, 2019 01:00 AM (ju9gW)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 23, 2019 01:00 AM (wgV7k)
Posted by: booknlass at June 23, 2019 01:00 AM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Miklos, roughly referencing Milton at June 23, 2019 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Reactor-Axe-Man at June 23, 2019 01:03 AM (8V6xK)
By making it truly random, there's no way to predict which room you'll be in at a given time.
Posted by: publius
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It's that 'truly' part that's sticky.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2019 01:04 AM (2kj6M)
I'm with you bud. I've mowed so much grass in my life and very seldom bother to trim. Wow farming if I spent time trimming my home yard it would have been better spent fighting brush and Weeds on the farm instead of diddling around with the edges when the yard. Agree completely.
Posted by: Farmer at June 23, 2019 01:04 AM (muNAI)
Posted by: Miklos, punter at June 23, 2019 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)
Than has said Emperor Country Boy.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 23, 2019 01:04 AM (Y1o9Z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2019 01:05 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: publius
So you just blow up the whole house.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 23, 2019 01:06 AM (Y1o9Z)
Posted by: Reactor-Axe-Man at June 23, 2019 01:03 AM (8V6xK)
That looks kind of fun. We never got a single swim call
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2019 01:06 AM (t+qrx)
You could say she's got it all!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
Big legged woman
Keep your dresses down
Bet my bottom dollar
Ain't a cherry in this house
Posted by: Miklos, recalling the Jerry Lee Lewis rendition at June 23, 2019 01:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Here's a true random integer generator. It uses atmospheric noise:
https://www.random.org/integers/
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2019 01:08 AM (f1Vqw)
it all dependeth.
Posted by: booknlass at June 23, 2019 01:09 AM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Halfwise at June 22, 2019 11:40 PM (kLxSO)
*sigh*
Posted by: Reggie at June 23, 2019 01:09 AM (LMcFk)
Oh shit, really? We had some good steel beaches. Best one was for our Golden Shellback. We were on our way to Brisbane so the SEALs could play with the SAS so we crossed the equator at the dateline. The water was warm, incredibly blue, and something like 4000 fathoms deep (according to the fathometer I looked at before I went topside.)
NB: I am not in that video. As you guess from my nic, I was Back O' the Bus.
Posted by: Reactor-Axe-Man at June 23, 2019 01:10 AM (8V6xK)
That is feasible. However, blowing up the whole sub box is not.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2019 01:10 AM (f1Vqw)
https://www.random.org/integers/
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
This one's better and even more random:
https://tinyurl.com/y5xatfc
Posted by: Miklos, hat tipped to Hogmartin at June 23, 2019 01:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Hey, how do I submit tips? This post will be in the mid-500's so most likely, no one will see it. But I just read a post on an Australian blog (I'm Aussie) that I thought had merit and may be of interest to all morons.
http://catallaxyfiles. com/2019 /06 /22 /jupes -on -veteran -suicides -poor-service -delivery -or- poor-training/(Remove all the spaces to get the link to work. Comment rejected because "long strings are annoying" apparently)
That's the article in question. I wonder if the US has a similar experience?
Posted by: Shaun at June 23, 2019 01:13 AM (v0Emz)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2019 01:13 AM (tKIE9)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2019 01:10 AM (f1Vqw)
Puny human!
Posted by: Alien Invasin Fleet, The Outer Space Kind at June 23, 2019 01:13 AM (Y8PSl)
This one's better and even more random:
Sorry about the bad TinyURL. It's actually this:
https://stoatnet.org/raimondo.php
Posted by: Miklos, hat tipped to Hogmartin at June 23, 2019 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)
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forwarded to a COB, even if you are a 'roo bugger.
it's a damn good question.
Posted by: redc1c4, 11H10 long, long ago at June 23, 2019 01:16 AM (tKIE9)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 23, 2019 01:16 AM (wgV7k)
Posted by: Reactor-Axe-Man at June 23, 2019 01:10 AM (8V6xK)
I kinda figured. I wouldn't have been either, being a Shower Tech and all.
We still had a reasonably traditional Shellback ceremony, probably one of the last ones since it was ca. 2004. They probably don't do those any more, and I'm sure even that one was watered down.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2019 01:17 AM (t+qrx)
i just ask the wife when i can expect us to have sex next...
that date/number is constantly moving, and never towards "today".
because that's marriage in a nut shell.
new drugs or not.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2019 01:19 AM (tKIE9)
hog, the PC rot runs deep and goes way back, because I did mine nine years earlier, and we got a frickin' message from Squadron to *not* do the Shellback ceremony. (Hazing, doncha know.) Amazingly, our martinet of a CO 'failed to receive the message in time,' and we did it anyway.
Posted by: Reactor-Axe-Man at June 23, 2019 01:21 AM (8V6xK)
Posted by: Miklos, thinking generically at June 23, 2019 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Sorry about the bad TinyURL. It's actually this:
https://stoatnet.org/raimondo.php
Posted by: Miklos, hat tipped to Hogmartin at June 23, 2019 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)
I totally forgot about that
Liberal punching 7 year oldest surviving u.s. soldiers here right to bare arms does NOT saying water jugs for movie. Mail in north carolina!
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2019 01:22 AM (t+qrx)
http://catallaxyfiles.com/2019/06/22/
jupes-on-veteran-suicides-poor-service
-delivery-or-poor-training/comment-page-1/
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2019 01:23 AM (tKIE9)
Thanks redc1c4, I love reading this blog, but never had anything to contribute before.
Posted by: Shaun at June 23, 2019 01:23 AM (v0Emz)
Posted by: Miklos, semi-plausibly denying at June 23, 2019 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Shaun at June 23, 2019 01:23 AM (v0Emz)
I bet you have, though.
Here, stick around. You can have my seat, it's half past one where I am and I should get to bed. 'night, everybody.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2019 01:25 AM (t+qrx)
The boomers that live in the box, tend to have test depths that are a bit shy of actual crush depths, but let's just say... you can't hold your breath that deep.
It's a THREE DIMENSIONAL box, y'all.
Take your "random in your own house" drill, and now let's make that a twenty story house on the same footprint.
Not quite so simple now, is it?
Oh, and this.
There are certain geometric excursions "outside of the box" which are entirely acceptable.
Because the maths confuse those confined to the small mind of a finite, 2-D "box".
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2019 01:27 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miklos, thinking generically at June 23, 2019 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)
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well, i can't afford wealth or power, which would likely be the most efficacious drugs for this condition.
and they aren't covered by the VA, either.
so, while i am neither screwed nor fucked, i'm both, as it were.
bastards.
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at June 23, 2019 01:29 AM (tKIE9)
Jim
Hey Jim, great guy. Really great. But no secrets, okay Jim?No secrets. You know, I know, they still have work.
Posted by: PDJT at June 23, 2019 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
FMR, my tired is tired.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2019 01:37 AM (tKIE9)
Posted by: Reactor-Axe-Man at June 23, 2019 01:39 AM (8V6xK)
I mean that. The writers that publish now under his name, can't even begin to approach the captivation of a vintage Clancy novel from the days of yore.
But in acknowledgement of your admonishment, I'll recall also, that Clancy was interviewed by NIS, asking "WTF, dude?"
Wherein Clancy proved that all of his "technical revelations" were nothing more than what had been openly published in Proceedings and Air & Space Leakology.
Want people to tighten up what they write?
Put the Walkers against the wall, and shoot them at 6 pm, local time.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2019 01:39 AM (QzJWU)
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=0RvqF0xZgbU
Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2019 01:39 AM (hSQmw)
Thanks redc1c4, I love reading this blog, but never had anything to contribute before.
Posted by: Shaun at June 23, 2019 01:23 AM (v0Emz)
Like that stopped anybody commenting here.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 23, 2019 01:40 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Shaun at June 23, 2019 01:23 AM (v0Emz)
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bollocks.
i'm sure you did, but you likely overthought it and talked yourself out of it.
we're omnivores here, and not overly picky, especially here on the ONT.
no telling *what* will entertain our dumb asses.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2019 01:41 AM (tKIE9)
Says the experts have determined that we have to throw virgins into the volcano, or the rains won't come.
Might be an old textbook, but hey, science.
Posted by: Miklos, autodidact at June 23, 2019 01:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Ahoy! Ultimate world cruise:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-7168635
Around the world in 245 days.
A bit pricey, though.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2019 01:44 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 23, 2019 01:45 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2019 01:41 AM (tKIE9)
Bewbs, for sure.
Can't go wrong there, really.
Paste fail, like Joey Choo Choo.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 23, 2019 01:46 AM (ufFY8)
Put the Walkers against the wall, and shoot them at 6 pm, local time.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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or just do it on general principals, because they are traitors.
and stand Bradley Fing Manning right next to them: i'm sure they have walls long enough for that, although i still day traitors should bet the noose.
and then an unmarked grave, preferably where the fish, crabs & worms can get to them.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2019 01:46 AM (tKIE9)
https://twitter.com/DoggoDating
I really like the 'stick to dog ratio' and the 'adapt, overcome' feeding ones. There may be others as I'm nowhere near done with that link. It's a time waster but is it really a waste of time watching good boyes and good girles being the best thing to happen to humans?
Posted by: RickZ at June 23, 2019 01:47 AM (Y8PSl)
SO many lefties, we'd have to build Teh Donald's Wall, just to have the distance to stand 'em all up for their shootings.
I'd call that a win-win, wouldn't you?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2019 01:50 AM (QzJWU)
A bit pricey, though.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 23, 2019 01:44 AM (f1Vqw)
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will they have internet access, so you and Miley can comment, as well as keeping up a travelogue series of guest poastings?
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2019 01:50 AM (tKIE9)
In 1961, Admiral Rickover accused the Revell model company of disclosing classified information to the Soviets in its model of the USS George Washington nuclear submarine. Revell demonstrated rather easily that it relied on unclassified information in designing its model.
Posted by: The Arc of History! at June 23, 2019 01:51 AM (I2/tG)
Well, Walker himself is dead.
I met one rat bastard, whom I later figured out was Edward Lee Howard. He was in his own hell in the East bloc.
He was a homesick traitor. He was dead before he died.
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at June 23, 2019 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)
The poor old truck it's in must have sat axle-deep in a slough for a long time; the brake drums were half rusted through, and all four wheels were locked solid. I cut the useless drums off with my air chisel, and now all four wheels turn. Doesn't steer, though, king pins must be rusted up solid. Still, some good parts to be scavenged off it. Put it into a parking place, too.
And I washed about 40 pounds of miscellaneous small parts in the Peon parts washer, an old cement mixer. Threw them in the barrel, added 5 gallons of water, and a handful of washing soda, and let it churn for about 3 hours. It really does a number on greasy, rusty parts. Nuts, bolts, washers, small brackets, pipe fittings, ash trays (!), and courtesy light switches. Fished them out of the mixer by hand, rinsed them in fresh water, and laid out in the sun to dry.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2019 01:53 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Miklos, if you got the moneys at June 23, 2019 01:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 23, 2019 01:53 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: redc1c4
Not to mention the smartasses.
Posted by: Miklos E. Neuman at June 23, 2019 01:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Actually I just made that up. But feel free to join in.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2019 01:55 AM (axyOa)
Howard died on July 12, 2002, at his Russian dacha, reportedly from a broken neck after a fall in his home.
It happens, Comrades.
Posted by: The KGB at June 23, 2019 01:55 AM (I2/tG)
I'd call that a win-win, wouldn't you?
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you think too small my man.
take them out to the salt flats of your choice here in Left USA, have the engineers dig out a firing position so that the main gun on an M1A2 is perfectly flat at say 3.5-4' off the normal surface level.
then just make the scum line up in single file, touching back to front, and see just how far a war shot sabot round will go.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2019 01:55 AM (tKIE9)
Posted by: The FSB, Which Has Nothing To Do With The KGB at June 23, 2019 01:56 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Miklos, in around 80 days, worldwise at June 23, 2019 01:57 AM (QzkSJ)
Might be an old textbook, but hey, science.
Posted by: Miklos, autodidact at June 23, 2019 01:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Reading through Young People's Science Encyclopedia from 1964 that I rescued from parents house when we moved them to a safer, smaller place to live. Remember doing research and just reading entry to entry.
Amazing how well it holds up factually. Also SWJ book burning material.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 23, 2019 01:57 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Miklos E. Neuman at June 23, 2019 01:54 AM (QzkSJ)
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and the wiseacres.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2019 01:58 AM (tKIE9)
Posted by: Shaun at June 23, 2019 01:23 AM (v0Emz)
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bollocks.
i'm sure you did, but you likely overthought it and talked yourself out of it.
we're omnivores here, and not overly picky, especially here on the ONT.
no telling *what* will entertain our dumb asses.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2019
****
Exactly.
Almost all input is good.
I usually hang with the morning Horde but I'm experiencing some diarrhea so I'm here tonight.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2019 01:59 AM (axyOa)
It happens, Comrades.
He would go to Budapest in the 80's, and was always drunk and sad and looking and sounding suicidal. Hung out at the bar of the Atrium Hyatt.
Posted by: Miklos, didn't know who he was until later at June 23, 2019 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)
But give us the commies, and the burning times, and I think the commies would BE the shit that his the fans.
Lists, y'all. Write up your lists.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2019 02:00 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Mitch Cumstein at June 23, 2019 02:01 AM (uzaAO)
Amazing how well it holds up factually. Also SWJ book burning material.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 23, 2019 01:57 AM (e1mEI)
It probably explains the carbon cycle, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2019 02:06 AM (WG6O9)
Almost all input is good.
I usually hang with the morning Horde but I'm experiencing some diarrhea so I'm here tonight.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2019 01:59 AM (axyOa)
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you gotta be shitting me...
*that's* your excuse to be here on the ONT, the most glorious and awesome thread of the day, any day there are new treads on AoSHQ?
no wonder you are a day walker, trotting out that weak ass shit....
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2019 02:07 AM (tKIE9)
Posted by: Miklos, from Canal and Aviation Planning at June 23, 2019 02:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jim
I still can't figure how to dig in clay without exhaustion.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 23, 2019 02:08 AM (DrqHq)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 23, 2019 02:08 AM (DrqHq)
Learn to give orders in Spanish.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2019 02:10 AM (WG6O9)
Fuck helicopters, clay, sunk costs.
Pink mist, and let their comrades wonder what to do with what remains.
We get to THOSE burning times, and I end up with ZERO fucks to give as to the scoop up and hose down.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2019 02:13 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Then pay the Mexicans in Honduran Lempira.
Hilarity ensues!
Posted by: Miklos, convert this, amigo at June 23, 2019 02:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pigs in a Comforter at June 23, 2019 02:16 AM (uzaAO)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2019 02:18 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Diogenes
Tip-no maple syrup on shivs.
Don't ask, I don't make the rules here.
Posted by: Miklos, middle of the night mediator at June 23, 2019 02:21 AM (QzkSJ)
And with that, I am off to bed. Night, horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2019 02:29 AM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Ree at June 23, 2019 02:36 AM (TSjzP)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2019 02:43 AM (tKIE9)
and the beer wenches?
i call dibs on the 2nd from the right.
MILFalicious!
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 23, 2019 02:44 AM (tKIE9)
Posted by: Cobal at June 23, 2019 03:23 AM (xzK3J)
Posted by: lurk at June 23, 2019 03:36 AM (/sJCA)
Posted by: My life is insanity at June 23, 2019 03:41 AM (Z/jzm)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAv9zfWe-Po
Posted by: Infidel at June 23, 2019 04:43 AM (xzK3J)
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2019 04:59 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2019 05:04 AM (kQs4Y)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 23, 2019 05:06 AM (KCxzN)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2019 05:08 AM (kQs4Y)
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Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 23, 2019 05:43 AM (ITxGy)
Posted by: Infidel at June 23, 2019 05:47 AM (xzK3J)
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Posted by: Infidel at June 23, 2019 06:11 AM (xzK3J)
Then the reporter asks, what about the law they passed five years ago creating a commission that controls the damn that handles all the outflow from the lake, and statements from the commission that they favor higher lake levels for shipping purposes?
His response? B-b-b-ut the Globull Warmening!!!!!
These idjits are religious fanatics no better than Jihadis and maybe even more dangerous.
And Good Morning!
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