Rachel Dolezal Decides She Needs Another Round of Identity-Cosplay Attention, Announces She's a Bisexual Now

She thinks she's playing the Supermarket Sweep version of identity check-box collecting.

Just wanted to take a moment to recognize Pride Month 🌈 I am in absolutely no rush to explore a new relationship, but it still matters to stay visible. I am bisexual. #pride #bisexual pic.twitter.com/u8nu7FuqYN
— Rachel Anne Doležal (@RachelADolezal) June 16, 2019

Meanwhile, in #Woke Financial Services, MasterCard will begin issuing cards in whatever name you like, even -- especially -- if it's not your legal name.

They're calling it the "True Name" program, and it's for transgenders, though I suppose identity thieves will be early adopters as well.

Many #trans and #nonbinary people have to fight to show the world who they are - Mastercard is introducing the True Name card to reflect you #AcceptanceMatters https://t.co/6sw5B5kbTG pic.twitter.com/2N5L0E3DL9
— Mastercard News (@MastercardNews) June 17, 2019

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:40 PM

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1 Look at Me!!!!!!

Posted by: rd at June 17, 2019 04:41 PM (EK+Pw)

2
Dole is all you need...

And a blue pill.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2019 04:41 PM (zBaqJ)

3 The faggotry will continue until all take a sip of penis.

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 04:41 PM (q177U)

4 I want another 15 minutes!

Posted by: rd at June 17, 2019 04:42 PM (EK+Pw)

5 "I'm bisexual"

Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 04:42 PM (Mouru)

6 Rachel Dolezal looks like she's had more D than the early seasons of Sesame Street.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:42 PM (PbpT7)

7
"I am now declaring that I am a bisexual woman...."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 04:43 PM (rEfh+)

8 And to think we are losing the idea/cultural wars to these people.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 17, 2019 04:43 PM (XGhuI)

9 She's just not happy with who she is.

She needs therapy.

Or a lobotomy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:43 PM (bcbK8)

10 The scary part,

She has Children.

Posted by: rd at June 17, 2019 04:43 PM (EK+Pw)

11 Ask your doctor if Truvada is right for you.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

12 So...bisexual, but not interested in dating women.

Gotcha.

FTB

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (bcbK8)

13 They're calling it the "True Name" program, and it's for transgenders, though I suppose identity thieves will be early adopters as well.

identity thieves can be read in many ways whether that was your intent or nor

See "transgenders men in female sports"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (vEIlU)

14 I remember when not being insane was considered a virtue.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (Mouru)

15

I am a biplane.

Posted by: Orville Wright at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (aKsyK)

16
First Kevin Spacey, now Rachel Dolezal. Aren't the LGBT agendists getting sick of being the safe space for liars and criminals who got caught?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (rEfh+)

17 The scariest thing about this announcement is that MasterCard must have figured out a technology for credit granting that doesn't involve names. Obviously, names have always been important but now MC is saying "optional".

We need a law saying identity theft is the responsibility of the credit grantor. No way someone should be responsible for credit granted when MC is experimenting with some weird new method of managing it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (Z216Q)

18 bi-racial, bi-sexual, bi-polar

the trifecta

Posted by: illiniwek at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (Cus5s)

19 Dolezal has a five head.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (DB16e)

20 11 Ask your doctor if Truvada is right for you.
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

If you're dating Rachel, ask your doctor for antibiotics.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (bcbK8)

21 well, everyone had forgotten her name, so she had to do SOMETHING, don't you see.

so... I wonder how well this will play.

I seem to recall the black male population not being overly fond of fagulars, but idk if the females are the same.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (8D42x)

22 I'm getting a card with the name Barack Obama.

Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at June 17, 2019 04:45 PM (8ttua)

23 My identify as Jeff Bezos.

A billion dollar limit to start would be very empowering.

Posted by: Miklos, in his hot little hand at June 17, 2019 04:45 PM (QzkSJ)

24 Her poor children will end up more screwed up than a Disney Child Star.

Posted by: rd at June 17, 2019 04:45 PM (EK+Pw)

25 The Crazy Years indeed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2019 04:45 PM (DrqHq)

26 The Eighties called and they want Boy George's makeup back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 04:45 PM (Mouru)

27
A rainbow of indeterminate colors, I suppose.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 04:45 PM (AzW6q)

28 She's just not happy with who she is.

She needs therapy.

Or a lobotomy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:43 PM (bcbK

I highly recommend the lobotomy!

Posted by: Rose Kennedy at June 17, 2019 04:45 PM (U2JQS)

29 This reminds me, I need off hand training. My left hand only groups this weekend were terrible.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:45 PM (bcbK8)

30 I'm getting a card with the name Barack Obama.
Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella

The pink Hello Kitty one?

Posted by: Miklos, and it matches at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (QzkSJ)

31 Is she still black?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (JUOKG)

32 These people are nuts. I will not be drug into the crazy pit.

I'll be in the re-education camps with the normal.

Posted by: nip at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (DfGpI)

33 I want a credit card in the name of SANTOS L HALPER

Posted by: I Have Questions at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (BvNzB)

34

My social security number is fluid.

Posted by: Jose Alvocado at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (aKsyK)

35 Time to get some new Moron CC's

Never Goingtopayit III.
Yinzall Aintgettinadime.

Posted by: DaveA at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (FhXTo)

36 Mental illness is a disease.

This is just cray cray.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (J9wxX)

37 Mark Andrew Edwards,

i'm bisexual but i'm not interested in pursuing any romantic relationships with the gender I'm suddenly claiming to have an attraction to. Please subscribe and smash that like button.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (PbpT7)

38 You have always been able to order additional credit cards with different names on them... there just usually isn't a good reason to.

Posted by: Locarno at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (RME/W)

39 I bet one of the first requests will be for a card with the name Jesus Christ, or God Himself

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (YslsA)

40 Munchausen Syndrome.

So many people desperate for attention.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (oVJmc)

41 so, i'mma open a mastercard account with "Darth Vader" as the name.

DARE them to deny it.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (8D42x)

42 Okay, this pretty much shows that it's a psychic fugal state.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (DuZls)

43 Yes, and I'm a "Unisexual". I prefer sex with unicorns.

Don't judge me, bro.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (nLUpf)

44 First Kevin Spacey, now Rachel Dolezal. Aren't the LGBT agendists getting sick of being the safe space for liars and criminals who got caught?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 04:44 PM (rEfh+)

But crushing the NRA takes real work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (Mouru)

45 Zombie George Orwell has cry-eyes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (DrqHq)

46 What could possibly go wrong?

Wait until Huawei hacks the MC database. That should be fun!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (AZxMX)

47 Next up, tranny.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (oVJmc)

48 > Her poor children will end up more screwed up than a Disney Child Star.

She has children? Oh, kids, I am so, so sorry...

> I'm getting a card with the name Barack Obama.

Tarquin Fin-Tim-Lin-Bin-Whin-Bim-Lin Bus Stop F'Tang F'Tang Ole Biscuit Barrel.

Then I will sue them when they can't make it fit on the card.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (Vy4a0)

49 37 Mark Andrew Edwards,

i'm bisexual but i'm not interested in pursuing any romantic relationships with the gender I'm suddenly claiming to have an attraction to. Please subscribe and smash that like button.
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (PbpT7)

Ding, ding, ding!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (bcbK8)

50 Just wanted to take a moment to recognize Pride Month. I am in absolutely no rush to explore a new relationship, but it still matters to stay visible. I'll fuck anything.

Posted by: Rachel at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (v0R5T)

51 It's just shocking to me that many of you aren't open minded enough to at least try the smallest little sip of penis. Not only are you denying yourself a great opportunity, but your social credit score will make most future employment opportunities permanently out of reach. Learn to code, I guess.

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (q177U)

52 Ace's shelves swing both ways.

Posted by: Miklos, and they are DARLING at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (QzkSJ)

53 so, i'mma open a mastercard account with "Darth Vader" as the name.

DARE them to deny it.
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (8D42x)
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I have altered my interest rate, pray that I don't alter it further.

Posted by: Darth Debtor at June 17, 2019 04:47 PM (DuZls)

54 The scariest thing about this announcement is that MasterCard must have figured out a technology for credit granting that doesn't involve names.

--

It will require a mark, but you get to chose where it is located, your hand or your forehead.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (YslsA)

55 Time to finally apply for my "Harry Beavers" MasterCard.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (PbpT7)

56 I just burned my MasterCard with hellfire.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (nLUpf)

57 Maybe "Dolezal" is Swahili for "swings both ways".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (+y/Ru)

58 "Overall, nearly one-third (32%)* of individuals who have shown IDs with a name or gender that did not match their presentation reported negative experiences, such as being harassed, denied services, and/or attacked."

Isn't that how its supposed to work? If your ID doesn't match the card then no sale....

Posted by: Chris at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (RN3+4)

59 I want a MasterCard with my name as Bad Motherfucker on it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (FiUMj)

60 My money is on Talcum X one upping her

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (5l6gb)

61 Pre-paid? Because otherwise, a bank opens itself to allegations of fraud.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (/+bwe)

62 So Rachel gets an additional category on Pornhub now.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (4ZE6o)

63 Remember the CNN drone who went gay watching Saturday Night Live.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (oVJmc)

64

Hop on Pop

Posted by: Doctor Zeus at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (aKsyK)

65 my hunch is if you have to fight to show the world who you are you're probably doing it wrong

Posted by: DanMan at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (XTiHL)

66 55 Time to finally apply for my "Harry Beavers" MasterCard.
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (PbpT7)

____

Well played, sir.

Posted by: Michael Hunt at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (FiUMj)

67 As a hate-filled lion, this feels exclusionary.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (bcbK8)

68 This is the same company that pressures PayPal and Patreon into deplatforming anti-SJWs, btw.

Buh muh private corporation

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (PbpT7)

69 It's interesting, in a dark sort of way, that embracing and nurturing bad/irrational behavior seems to have the consequence of producing...more bad behavior.

Who knew?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (HTHlp)

70 -
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Munchausen Syndrome.

So many people desperate for attention.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM

-------------------------------

Attention is the modern coin of the realm. Weird gets attention.

Posted by: irright at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (pMGkg)

71 I always wanted to apply in he name of Shavedmy Slash

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (nLUpf)

72 Yay! Institutionalized identity fraud!

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (LL1Be)

73 54 The scariest thing about this announcement is that MasterCard must have figured out a technology for credit granting that doesn't involve names.

--

It will require a mark, but you get to chose where it is located, your hand or your forehead.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (YslsA)

What's the worst that could happen?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (bcbK8)

74 When they fight, is it some sort of Thunderdome deal?

Posted by: lotocoti at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (oMIM/)

75 I'll apply as Napoleon Solo!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (ClOmq)

76 Dibs on Hugh Mungus!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (bcbK8)

77 Meanwhile, in #Woke Financial Services, MasterCard will begin issuing cards in whatever name you like, even -- especially -- if it's not your legal name.

I identify as S&W357Magnum. You know, like the guy on tv back in the day.

Posted by: tbodie at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (YyH4g)

78 My credit card identifies me with my real name: "Temporary Card"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (oVJmc)

79 Blur was so ahead of its time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDswiT87oo8

Posted by: Michael Hunt at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (FiUMj)

80 Born this way, or something.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (t6MX/)

81 Hi.....Mastercard? Yes, I am transitioning.....please issue me a new card in my true name.....Oprah Winfrey.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (PD4UQ)

82 Munchausen bi sexual

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (5l6gb)

83 That Mastercard thing will go over well with identity theft.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (s6M7E)

84 I don't want a CC company knowing my Truename. You can do some bad shit with that. Just ask Ursula LeGuin.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (oZ6kz)

85 So trannies are too stupid to go to the courthouse and file papers for a legal name change?

Posted by: NCKate at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (cWedi)

86 Poon Hrecker

Posted by: irright at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (pMGkg)

87 Hello MasterCard, my name is Dean Raimondo, please send all my billing statements care of Oberlin in Ohio.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (Kpl3J)

88 The scariest thing about this announcement is that MasterCard must have figured out a technology for credit granting that doesn't involve names.

--

It will require a mark, but you get to chose where it is located, your hand or your forehead.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (YslsA)

What's the worst that could happen?
=======
I laugh, because I do not kid. . .

Posted by: Revelation at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (kNqsH)

89 So I can finally get Sprinkle Tinkle Poop Lover on my credit card so that everyone knows how gay I am?

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (Xoy5R)

90 "I've always been attracted to a certain vibe"

Lemme guess, a Rabbit?

Or just a Hitachi wand?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (oZ6kz)

91 My MasterCard is in the name of Dick Tasting, and I'm proud of it.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (nLUpf)

92 85 So trannies are too stupid to go to the courthouse and file papers for a legal name change?
Posted by: NCKate at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (cWedi)

Well, they go back and forth on that decision

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93 Posted by: Michael Hunt at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (FiUMj)

I don't think I've seen you lately!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (AZxMX)

94 Rachel the Bisexual could get a card stating her name is Dr Feltersnatch.

Seems appropriate.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (J9wxX)

95 but it still matters to stay visible. I am bisexual.
Only bi?

TRANSGENDERPHOBE!!

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (LL1Be)

96 I'm going to declare myself omnisexual. It's my truth, h8ters.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (1FhAQ)

97 They'll never tell "Psycho Von Cannibal" that his card is declined!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (oVJmc)

98 My true name is the one my parents gave me when I was born. It's on my birth certificate and driver's license and social security card and all the bills.

Ho hum. Guess I'll just stick with that.

Posted by: huerfano at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (6e1eX)

99 Trannies will still pay 29% interest right? LOL
MC isn't stupid.

Posted by: Michael Hunt at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (FiUMj)

100 66
55 Time to finally apply for my "Harry Beavers" MasterCard.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:48 PM (PbpT7)

____

Well played, sir.

Posted by: Michael Hunt at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (FiUMj)

*head bang*

Posted by: of Puppets at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (t6MX/)

101 Rachel Doesthemall

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (5l6gb)

102 I'll apply as Napoleon Solo!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (ClOmq)
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Dynamite.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 04:51 PM (DuZls)

103 Pimp Hat: $218.56
Scrotum Waxing: $140
Having "Heywood Jablome" printed right on your credit card: PRICELESS

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2019 04:52 PM (Mouru)

104 I'm Peter Buttigag, and I approved this message.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 04:52 PM (ClOmq)

105 74 When they fight, is it some sort of Thunderdome deal?
Posted by: lotocoti at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (oMIM/)

Can't we all just get beyond Thunderdome?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:52 PM (bcbK8)

106 I wonder what would happen if I turned in a request for "For Demonstration Purposes Only"?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2019 04:52 PM (YslsA)

107 "Overall, nearly one-third (32%)* of individuals who have shown IDs with a name or gender that did not match their presentation reported negative experiences, such as being harassed, denied services, and/or attacked."

-
See the hate inherent in the capitalist system?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2019 04:52 PM (+y/Ru)

108 Harry Paratestes, you're reading this....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 04:52 PM (FiUMj)

109 Ha. I love that this hash is Xoy

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 17, 2019 04:53 PM (Xoy5R)

110 I'm Hannibal Lecter, and I approve this message.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2019 04:53 PM (ClOmq)

111 I'll sign my name Agree to Pay Nothing.

"I, Agree to Pay Nothing, ...."

And then argue that commas are racist.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 04:53 PM (DuZls)

112 my true name is Unlimited Credit Line -- MasterCard Pilot Program

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:53 PM (PbpT7)

113 So trannies are too stupid to go to the courthouse and file papers for a legal name change?
=======
Well let's see

Too stupid to realize you can't change sex by cutting stuff off with a scalpel - check.

So I'm going with yes.

Posted by: a logical approach to a fine question at June 17, 2019 04:53 PM (kNqsH)

114 And you guys thought Idiotocracy was a comedy rather than prophesy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 17, 2019 04:53 PM (LLzS4)

115 If I have multiple personality disorder can I get six cards in different names?

Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2019 04:53 PM (25Dt7)

116 This is like the bitch that dumped her "best-friend" husband and kids, lickety-split.
All attention-whores. All the time.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 04:53 PM (LL1Be)

117 I want a Mastercard: Barry MacOckenher

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 17, 2019 04:54 PM (5l6gb)

118 I'm imagining her name in my Scrabble tray and all i can come up with is lol Daze.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 17, 2019 04:54 PM (4ZE6o)

119 Can't we all just get beyond Thunderdome?

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Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 04:54 PM (DuZls)

120 lol. even the brothers are taking a pass.

Posted by: x at June 17, 2019 04:54 PM (nFwvY)

121 115
If I have multiple personality disorder can I get six cards in different names?

Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2019
*
*
. . .
The Three Accounts of Eve.

Posted by: Joanne Woodward at June 17, 2019 04:54 PM (ClOmq)

122 >>>What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:49 PM (bcbK

How much time have you got?

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 04:55 PM (q177U)

123
Rachel Dolezal looks like she's had more D than the early seasons of Sesame Street.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:42 PM (PbpT7)

Y'know, I'm virtually certain that I've seen homemade amateur pron videos of her online. Not kidding.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2019 04:55 PM (veoSD)

124 >>>Munchausen bi sexual
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 17, 2019 04:50 PM (5l6gb)

OK, I'm stealing that.

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 04:55 PM (q177U)

125 There is absolutely no way that this program will be used for fraudulent purposes.

No way.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 04:55 PM (LL1Be)

126 possible Credit card names

Crack Ho
Coke Chopper
Bank Rupt
Chop Me Up
Dee Klined

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

127 Back in olden days this friend of mine . . . more of an acquaintance really . . . OK, OK, he was my marijuana dealer, had his phone listed in the phone book as Judas Iscariot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2019 04:56 PM (+y/Ru)

128 my "Harry Beavers"

Shouldn't that be Xer "Harry Beavers"

Posted by: DaveA at June 17, 2019 04:56 PM (FhXTo)

129 Yes, that cardname is "I Consent To Sexual Intercourse with You," please repeat it back to me so I know you spelled it right?

Yes, that's right, expiration date "anal is cool too," CCV is "I'll also invite my sister."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 04:56 PM (oZ6kz)

130 I can finally put "No Limit" on my card. Sweet.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 17, 2019 04:56 PM (4e+hS)

131 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at June 17, 2019 04:56 PM (Zz0t1)

132 MY NAME IS MA'AM!!!!

Posted by: Toxic Ma'amsculinity Giant Thug at June 17, 2019 04:56 PM (PbpT7)

133 Oy vey.......

Posted by: Sponge at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

134 These womYn soccer players don't have much skill in the ball handling department (heyyy whoaaaa) but their flopping and flailing skills are on par with the men.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (FiUMj)

135 Credit is just a social construct, man.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (LL1Be)

136
How about a TrueName of "I Have A Gun Give Me All Your Cash"

You hand it to the clerk...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (rEfh+)

137 Mr. Heywood Jablome.

Posted by: Sponge at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

138 Adolph Oliver Busch

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (5l6gb)

139 "I need off hand training. My left hand only groups this weekend were terrible.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 04:45 PM (bcbK

"

Did you try putting it a bucket of water so it feels like someone else is holding your, yknow, gun?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (oZ6kz)

140
True Name: LOON

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2019 04:58 PM (dPMBY)

141
Y'know, I'm virtually certain that I've seen homemade amateur pron videos of her online. Not kidding.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2019 04:55 PM (veoSD)

And now Jim will wrestle the Anaconda...

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at June 17, 2019 04:58 PM (U2JQS)

142 Oh I'm pretty sure Dolezal has seen more dick than an airport urinal.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 04:58 PM (nLUpf)

143 126
possible Credit card names

Crack Ho

Coke Chopper

Bank Rupt

Chop Me Up

Dee Klined

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 04:55 PM (v0R5T)
Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 17, 2019 04:58 PM (N39Ws)

144 FINALLY!!

Posted by: Tits McGee at June 17, 2019 04:58 PM (4e+hS)

145 Credit is just a social construct, man.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (LL1Be)
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Applause.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 04:58 PM (DuZls)

146 "Overall, nearly one-third (32%)* of individuals who have shown IDs with a name or gender that did not match their presentation reported negative experiences, such as being harassed, denied services, and/or attacked."

Why not committed for psyche eval

Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2019 04:58 PM (25Dt7)

147 Dick N. Balschaef

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (v0R5T)

148 .

Posted by: simplemind at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (CNfBi)

149 Racking up the intersectionality points

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (BbGew)

150 "The day is mine!!!"
--McLovin

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (39g3+)

151 Meanwhile, in #Woke Financial Services, MasterCard will begin issuing cards in whatever name you like, even -- especially -- if it's not your legal name.

They're calling it the "True Name" program, and it's for transgenders....

...just as soon as they find one with a FICO above 500.

Posted by: x at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (nFwvY)

152 Credit is just a social construct, man.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (LL1Be)
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People should be guaranteed the credit line they internally identify with.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (DuZls)

153 "Please subscribe and smash that like button.
Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (PbpT7)"

Is that what the kids are calling it now? But I've always been told you don't smash it, you do more of a clockwise thumb rubbing dealie.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (oZ6kz)

154 My mastercard name is Yo Momma.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (PD4UQ)

155
omg tears. It's a good thing I'm working from home today.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 05:00 PM (rEfh+)

156 I'm Trisexual: I like blondes, brunettes, AND redheads

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:00 PM (39g3+)

157 >>>150 "The day is mine!!!"
--McLovin

hah!

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 05:00 PM (PbpT7)

158 139 "I need off hand training. My left hand only groups this weekend were terrible.
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Did you try putting it a bucket of water so it feels like someone else is holding your, yknow, gun?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (oZ6kz)

Teach me more, sensei

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159 Tee Baggin.

Posted by: Sponge at June 17, 2019 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)

160 I guess we could all be Ajaypal Singh Banga now.

Posted by: Ajaypal Singh Banga at June 17, 2019 05:00 PM (l6b3d)

161 Lonely, bad lookin' women attract each other.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 17, 2019 05:00 PM (RuIsu)

162 So if Rachel Dozell has a high credit score, is that racist?

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (Xoy5R)

163 I think Ms. Dolezal misspelled "buy SEX ual.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (qC1Sy)

164
What happened to the Dolezal's felony indictment for welfare fraud?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (Bjx2X)

165 Tee Baggin.
Posted by: Sponge at June 17, 2019 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)
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Of the Sackville Bagginses

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (DuZls)

166 Lonely, bad lookin' women attract each other.
==
and cats. A lot of cats.

Posted by: simplemind at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (XGdYK)

167 True Name? "Nutjob""

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (32YRo)

168 A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bisexual.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (mvenn)

169 So Morsi's dead.
https://www.foxnews.com/world/egypts-ousted-president-mohammed-morsi-collapses-dies-in-court

He said he had many secrets about many people. Arkanicide?

Posted by: ChupaMe at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (FhL9J)

170 Credit is just a social construct, man.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 04:57 PM (LL1Be)
---
People should be guaranteed the credit line they internally identify with.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (DuZls)

Credit ratings are just another manifestation of oppressive #BankPrivilege!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (AZxMX)

171 Sir Prize Aynal

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

172 Tiny Peters.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (xPJvm)

173 Look, my card identifies as a Black Card. Now aren't you guys supposed to help me get front row seats to the Super Bowl?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (oZ6kz)

174 She's a very sad creature.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (dUJdY)

175 People should be guaranteed the credit line they internally identify with.

Why are you oppressing me with these trans-phobic "bills"?

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (LL1Be)

176 Those who said so are right, we are being forced to participate in other peoples crazy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (jUVms)

177 Remind me to cancel my master card.

I mean seriously, what the fuck? We are trying to balance their need for acceptance in society with my need not to have my fucking money stolen, and they are coming down in their favor?

Why am I being punished for their problems? Aren't their problems, by definition, THEIR problems?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (VPvxh)

178 153
"Please subscribe and smash that like button.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (PbpT7)"

Is that what the kids are calling it now? But I've always been told
you don't smash it, you do more of a clockwise thumb rubbing dealie.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (oZ6kz)

I thought it was smack it up, flip it, rub it down. I am so cornfused.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (t6MX/)

179 Phil McCracken.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (2OToz)

180 Sho'me Yertitties.

Posted by: Sponge at June 17, 2019 05:03 PM (Zz0t1)

181 So Morsi's dead.
https://www.foxnews.com/world/egypts-ousted-president-mohammed-morsi-collapses-dies-in-court

He said he had many secrets about many people. Arkanicide?
=======
No. He visited the Dominican Republic on a prison over he weekend, hit the minibar I think.

Posted by: simplemind at June 17, 2019 05:03 PM (f3KQx)

182 Say my name, bitches.

Posted by: Heisenberg at June 17, 2019 05:03 PM (EfEOC)

183 No. He visited the Dominican Republic on a prison furlow over he weekend, hit the minibar I think.

Posted by: simplemind at June 17, 2019 05:03 PM (f3KQx)

184 164

What happened to the Dolezal's felony indictment for welfare fraud?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (Bjx2X)

The sista identified as innocent.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:03 PM (t6MX/)

185 The Left, always finding new heights of insanity...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (CSYCT)

186 Overall, nearly one-third (32%)* of individuals who have shown IDs with a name or gender that did not match their presentation reported negative experiences, such as being harassed, denied services, and/or attacked."

So you're saying that 68% of clerks don't look at ID?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (39g3+)

187 Internally I identify as a $5M/0% card holder, but the bigots at Visa discriminate against the trans-credits!!

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (DuZls)

188
I thought it was smack it up, flip it, rub it down. I am so cornfused.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (t6MX/)

Word.

Posted by: BellBivDeVoe at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (Zz0t1)

189 That chick is probably a catsexual and anything else that's handy sexual too.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (nLUpf)

190 Here's a very shallow comment-her hair is hideous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (ivkO2)

191 Is this some kind of liar's paradox?

Posted by: Caliban at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (qEujL)

192 Those who said so are right, we are being forced to participate in other peoples crazy.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM

I hadn't heard of that. It's going to be a favorite, I can tell!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (/+bwe)

193 I can't decide if I'm Sasquatch von Bumble or Bumble von Sasquatch.

One of them is my true identity.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (fuK7c)

194 There has to be a "Once you've gone black you never go back" joke in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can find it.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (NoKAc)

195 Rachel's had more dick in her than a British crime drama.

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (q177U)

196 I think Charlie Brown's Dildo is going to be delighted with this offer.

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197 Richard Hack.

Goes by Dick.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 05:05 PM (Vy4a0)

198 Dibs on Harry Balz

Posted by: Lurker John at June 17, 2019 05:05 PM (XT6Vl)

199 I think these companies would be better served in terms of customer base if they went with a statistically larger pool like... female Runequest players or left-handed redheads who watch hockey on EPSN.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:05 PM (39g3+)

200 W.C. Handysexual

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 17, 2019 05:05 PM (mZ/17)

201 Just posted a question on the MC page to ask how they're going to stop this approach from being used for fraud and identity theft. Will be interesting to see how long the comment remains on the page.

Posted by: Dingus Bongles at June 17, 2019 05:05 PM (mrVLQ)

202 Time to order my new credit card!

Democrats R. Insane

Exp 06/2022

1234 5678 9012 3456

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2019 05:05 PM (P1f+c)

203 Speaking of credit cards, did you know you can use your credit card to send Ace money via paypal? You don't even need a paypal account.

Go to Paypal.com and click 'send money'.

Give an ewok a handy, I mean, a hand. Won't you?

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204 There has to be a "Once you've gone black you never go back" joke in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can find it.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (NoKAc)
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Help me find my keys and we can drive out.

Posted by: Just the punchline. at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (DuZls)

205 190
Here's a very shallow comment-her hair is hideous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (ivkO2)

My feinting couch!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (t6MX/)

206 Harry Feltersnatch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (2OToz)

207 Here's a very shallow comment-her hair is hideous.

Dirty secret: that kind of hair takes so long and is such a pain to prepare that they rarely wash it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (39g3+)

208 There has to be a "Once you've gone black you never go back" joke in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can find it.

-

There is, and it's a credit joke, too. I think Chris Rock used to do it.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (mZ/17)

209 No, who you actually were is inside of you. It was always inside of you. You didn't have to chop off the bits you were born with to show what's inside of you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (ivkO2)

210 Overall, nearly one-third (32%)* of individuals who have shown IDs with a name or gender that did not match their presentation reported negative experiences, such as being harassed, denied services, and/or attacked."

Attacked?

"Here's my credit card."

"What? THAT'S your NAME?!?"

*Biff*
*Sock*
*Bam*

Posted by: Sponge at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (Zz0t1)

211 Ace knows this thread is going to hell and he just jumps in and greases the way

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (nLUpf)

212 I thought it was smack it up, flip it, rub it down. I am so cornfused.

Posted by: flounder

Ride the crush; bang me out; lubber me tender - okay, yeah, I have a teenage daughter...

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:07 PM (32YRo)

213 I wonder if MasterCard can fit on my card:

'Tonypete: Tribune of The Rasher of Bacon, Tauntor of The Ignorant, Pottymouth of the First Order and all around Good Guy." ?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2019 05:07 PM (Y4EXg)

214 Here's a very shallow comment-her hair is hideous.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:04 PM (ivkO2)
.......

That's hair? I thought somebody dumped a bucket of earthworms on her.

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

215 Religious communities consider how much faith to put in marijuana...

-
Our Ganja, who art in Bong . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2019 05:07 PM (+y/Ru)

216 So what names will MasterCard allow Oberlin students to use?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:07 PM (CSYCT)

217 178 153
"Please subscribe and smash that like button.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 04:46 PM (PbpT7)"

Is that what the kids are calling it now? But I've always been told
you don't smash it, you do more of a clockwise thumb rubbing dealie.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 04:59 PM (oZ6kz)

I thought it was smack it up, flip it, rub it down. I am so cornfused.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:02 PM (t6MX/)

That's just a classic right there

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:07 PM (bcbK8)

218 > Rachel Dolezal looks like she's had more D than the early seasons of Sesame Street.

If it was near closing time and you were hard up, with only a few chicks left in the bar, she'd be the one to go after.

But you wouldn't take her to your house or give her your real name.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 05:07 PM (Vy4a0)

219 possible Credit card names

Crack Ho

Coke Chopper

Bank Rupt

Chop Me Up

Dee Klined

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 04:55 PM (v0R5T)
Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 17, 2019 04:58 PM

Oh, very funny, H8ers!

Posted by: Doodad Pro at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (Vzb0I)

220 When I was at Ft Sill in school, the bar we always went to had a house band called Jo Momma. They had drink and drown night, 3$ a piece and they kept a gallon milkjug full of draft all night. Of course it was 3.2 beer, so you had to drink alot.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (4IPux)

221 Guys with names like Heywood Jeblowme and Hugh Erection are going to get a lot of these cards.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (39g3+)

222 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (39g3+)

Dreadlocks don't always look bad, but hers look like some sort of metal casing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (ivkO2)

223 I'm a black female dolphin trapped in the body of a white male.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (37IEG)

224 Wait. Couldn't witches get ahold of your "True Name"?!!!

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (DuZls)

225 180 Sho'me Yertitties.
Posted by: Sponge at June 17, 2019 05:03 PM (Zz0t1)

Well, those ain't my knees sweety!

Posted by: Hilary at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (U2JQS)

226 keep bringing the crazy you mixed up nicklefuckers, i'm done playing identity grievance, feelings, bullshit. while you're at go fuck yourself with a flamethrower.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (KP5rU)

227 Rachel Dolezal looks like she's had more cock in and out of her than Purdue Chicken.

Posted by: ace at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (PbpT7)

228 Go to Paypal.com and click 'send money'.

Give an ewok a handy, I mean, a hand. Won't you?
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Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (AzW6q)

229 "Overall, nearly one-third (32%)* of individuals who have shown IDs with a name or gender that did not match their presentation reported negative experiences, such as being harassed, denied services, and/or attacked."

Uh yeah. THAT IS SORT OF THE WHOLE PURPOSE of having a picture on the ID - It doesn't look like you, you get denied service, have negative experiences, and experience general harassment.

Hey change your sex, go get a new ID of you looking like your new freaky self. If you are too damn lazy to do that, how is that my problem? Sounds like a lack of commitment on YOUR part.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (VPvxh)

230 Remember the rule. It applies to str8s, gays, lesbians, bis, tris, quads, paleo, or whatever...

Never stick your (girl/boy/trans) dick in crazy.

That rule matters.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (hYUjK)

231 Bad tranny? You're soaking in it!

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232 Herbie Versmelz

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 17, 2019 05:09 PM (r6yPR)

233 I do feel a bit bad for this broad, since I do so much outreach and charity work for the community of women wiith mental issues who crave attention, especially on nights when dances are half off.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 05:09 PM (oZ6kz)

234 Guy doing a podcast is reading the insane BBC diversity policy LOL

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2019 05:09 PM (AjVAj)

235 1954: "Daddy, I want a unicorn!"

2019: "Daddy, I am a unicorn!"

Posted by: zombie at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (oFcdC)

236 I'm trying to remember some of those names that ballot stuffing operation in 2004 came up with. I think Doodad Pro was one of them but I can't remember the others

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (39g3+)

237 nearly one-third of individuals who have shown IDs with a name or gender that did not match their presentation reported negative experiences, such as being harassed, denied services, and/or attacked

"Attacked" for a bad credit card. Yea, happens to me all the time. The chip-reader fails, and the cashier is tackling me, right over the counter.

Actually it was two cashiers.

In MAGA hats.

Posted by: Jussie S. at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (P1f+c)

238 Arthur Dent playing a wizard, "By your True Name Agrajag I summon thee!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (CSYCT)

239 More dick in her than the Nixon White House.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (Vy4a0)

240 Mastercard is helping witches control people with their True Name!!

Posted by: Hair on Fire at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (DuZls)

241 Can't. Make. This. Shit. Up.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (2sCft)

242 It has to be fun being on the Left and having crimes slide off you like your coated in Crisco

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (BbGew)

243 More dick in her than the Nixon White House.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (Vy4a0)
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Or a lawyers' convention.

Posted by: Hair on Fire at June 17, 2019 05:11 PM (DuZls)

244 You're all making me feel unsafe.

Posted by: Guy Who Always Feels Unsafe If He's Not Being Emotionally Validated RIGHT NOW at June 17, 2019 05:11 PM (PbpT7)

245 Your delta delta delta true name is...........flounder

Posted by: Bluto at June 17, 2019 05:11 PM (cCxiu)

246 So how many Godzillas and Doctor Whos will MasterCard issue cards to?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:11 PM (CSYCT)

247 No. He visited the Dominican Republic on a prison over he weekend, hit the minibar I think.
=========
Now that type of base superstition is just silly.

Posted by: Ged at June 17, 2019 05:11 PM (f3KQx)

248 Uh yeah. THAT IS SORT OF THE WHOLE PURPOSE of having a picture on the ID - It doesn't look like you, you get denied service, have negative experiences, and experience general harassment.

Exactly, and it sounds like over 2/3rds of the clerks just aren't checking

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:11 PM (39g3+)

249 I think Sum Ting Wong is about to make another appearance.

Posted by: tbodie at June 17, 2019 05:11 PM (YyH4g)

250 I think Doodad Pro was one of them but I can't remember the others
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:10 PM (39g3+)

---------

IIRC, "Doodad Pro" was one of Obama's thousands of phony "donors."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 05:12 PM (AzW6q)

251 So if my card says "Shiitake Mushroom" and my driver's license says dagny Reagan, won't that be a problem?

Posted by: dagny at June 17, 2019 05:12 PM (nRWPy)

252 228 Go to Paypal.com and click 'send money'.

Give an ewok a handy, I mean, a hand. Won't you?
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Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2019 05:08 PM (AzW6q)

That's right, Yudhishthira.

The feed the Ewok campaign needs our help.

Ace can barely feed himself but here he is, giving us a chance to make obscene jokes.

Click the Paypal link and send what you can spare: money, bad jokes, smugglers wrapped for BBQ-ing...but mostly money.

Act now, supplies are limited. Probably.

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253 Mastercard is helping witches control people with their True Name!!
===========
Now that type of base superstition is just silly.

Posted by: Ged at June 17, 2019 05:12 PM (f3KQx)

254 She's had more dick inside her than a Darren Stevens cosplay contest.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 05:12 PM (oZ6kz)

255 My Mastercard will now read Hugh GP Enis

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2019 05:12 PM (AjVAj)

256 Why Flounder?

Posted by: Kent Dorfmann at June 17, 2019 05:12 PM (fuK7c)

257 We're going to need an entire parallel social and financial structure to opt out of this madness. I despise Mastercard now, and want out.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 17, 2019 05:12 PM (H8QX8)

258 245 Your delta delta delta true name is...........flounder
Posted by: Bluto at June 17, 2019 05:11 PM (cCxiu)

MMMM....tri delts. Delicious.

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259 1954: "Daddy, I want a unicorn!"

2019: "Daddy, I am a unicorn!"

Posted by: zombie

Boys in 1954: "Daddy, I want to be a cowboy!"
Bois in 2019: "Daddy, want to have ten cowboys in me!"

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:13 PM (32YRo)

260 i identify as a transexual, cross dressing, narwhal. where's muh free shit and bama pho?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 17, 2019 05:13 PM (KP5rU)

261 So if my card says "Shiitake Mushroom" and my driver's license says dagny Reagan, won't that be a problem?/i]

That's what I was kind of wondering. If they don't match won't stores reject that? And if they never actually see or deal with the card (90% of the time these days) then who cares what the name is on there??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:13 PM (39g3+)

262 Dictatorship of the Beige Proletariat!

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 17, 2019 05:13 PM (RuIsu)

263 It's Delta Tau Chi, btw.

Posted by: Kent Dorfmann at June 17, 2019 05:13 PM (fuK7c)

264 > IIRC, "Doodad Pro" was one of Obama's thousands of phony "donors."

I think Doodad Pro was likely the default name used in the sketchy credit card software, and they were just too lazy/incompetent to change it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 05:13 PM (Vy4a0)

265 Boys in 1954: "Daddy, I want to be a cowboy!"
Bois in 2019: "Daddy, want to have ten cowboys in me!"

More like "Daddy cowboys are toxically masculine examples of all that is wrong with America, you hater!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (39g3+)

266 So who wants to be Corbin Dallas, meat Popsicle?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (CSYCT)

267 Most chicks wouldn't mind getting it on with another chick if she's hot enough, so bisexuality is the least unusual characteristic about Rachel Dolezal.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (TY5tw)

268 >>>Ace knows this thread is going to hell and he just jumps in and greases the way
Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2019 05:06 PM (nLUpf)

Is that a reference to her vagina?

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (q177U)

269 233 I do feel a bit bad for this broad, since I do so much outreach and charity work for the community of women wiith mental issues who crave attention, especially on nights when dances are half off.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 05:09 PM (oZ6kz)

I too have labored in this field.

I salute you.

But not her.

She does not make it move

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (bcbK8)

270 Hugh G. Rex

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (q177U)

271 Mastercard is helping witches control people with their True Name!!
===========
Now that type of base superstition is just silly.
Posted by: Ged at June 17, 2019 05:12 PM (f3KQx)
---
Superstition is just a social construct.

Posted by: Confusing Person at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (DuZls)

272 245
Your delta delta delta true name is...........flounder

Posted by: Bluto at June 17, 2019 05:11 PM (cCxiu)

Chicks identifying as negroes stole our dates!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (t6MX/)

273 266 So who wants to be Corbin Dallas, meat Popsicle?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (CSYCT)

I'm saving that for the Multipass

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (bcbK8)

274 180
Sho'me Yertitties.

Posted by: Sponge at June 17, 2019 05:03 PM (Zz0t1)
........

No. And quit staring at my knees.

Posted by: Nutzi Palsy at June 17, 2019 05:15 PM (v0R5T)

275 263
It's Delta Tau Chi, btw.

Posted by: Kent Dorfmann at June 17, 2019 05:13 PM (fuK7c)

It's "why Pinto?" Btw.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:15 PM (t6MX/)

276
Well, bless their hearts. And their genitalia, whatever form that might take.

Posted by: Sphynx at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM (rXie1)

277 More Dick than a full box set of American Bandstand on DVD.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM (Vy4a0)

278 Trying to figure out which David Ryder name I want on my card.

Bulk Vanderhuge is always a favorite, but it's tough to beat Big McLargeHuge.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM (oZ6kz)

279 It's "why Pinto?" Btw.

Shit.

Posted by: Kent Dorfmann at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM (fuK7c)

280
I am toaster curious.

Posted by: Sphynx at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM (rXie1)

281
I'm looking for fortune and fame
I make choices that you must acclaim
So, don't frown so hard
As you stare at my card
This limerick's really my name!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2019 05:17 PM (r1/AF)

282 this belongs on the Oberlin thread I missed

So say a college official, like Oberlin's Raimundo, is actively encouraging students to join a protest. Could a student, specially one on scholarship, say that they felt pressured to join the protest?
If the protest is later found to be criminal, what is the college's liability exposure?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 17, 2019 05:17 PM (dm05u)

283 277
More Dick than a full box set of American Bandstand on DVD.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM (Vy4a0)

They sell Bags of Dicks in Seattle. True story.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:17 PM (t6MX/)

284 Broseidon, so which anime character name do you want on your new MasterCard?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2019 05:17 PM (CSYCT)

285 Go to Paypal.com and click 'send money'.

It says you have to have a paypal account.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2019 05:17 PM (dUJdY)

286 More dick than a dick shrine on Planet Penis.

Posted by: Max Power at June 17, 2019 05:17 PM (q177U)

287 Rachel Dolezal Decides She Needs Another Round of Identity-Cosplay Attention, Announces She's a Bisexual Now

Will no one rid us of this mettlesome bitch?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (1GThF)

288 I'll take "Trailer Hitchcock." Thanks.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (TXOkZ)

289 Herbie Versmelz

Epic

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (5l6gb)

290 279
It's "why Pinto?" Btw.

Shit.

Posted by: Kent Dorfmann at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM (fuK7c)

Moron card on double secret probation.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (t6MX/)

291 Just wanted to take a moment to recognize Pride Month ... I am in absolutely no rush to explore a new relationship, but it still matters to stay visible. I am bisexual. #pride #bisexual pic.twitter.com/u8nu7FuqYN

-- Rachel Anne Doležal (@RachelADolezal) June 16, 2019

Did anybody else notice that she also now has a diacritical mark over the "z" in her name?

Technically it's called a "caron" and looks like this:

ˇ

So her name is now spelled "Rachel Doležal

The only languages that use this insane letter are Slovak, Turkmen, Bosnian, Estonian, and a few other kooky tongues.

Ah, but Miss Negro Bisexual Crazy-Cracker has a ž too, proving once and for all that she is totally normal and sane. What more proof do you need, haterž?

Posted by: zombie at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (oFcdC)

292 278 Trying to figure out which David Ryder name I want on my card.

Bulk Vanderhuge is always a favorite, but it's tough to beat Big McLargeHuge.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM

Butch Deadlift

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (bcbK8)

293 Looks like Dolezol has quit the chemical tan. I'm pretty sure that's rayciss.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (2qPhT)

294 Trying to figure out which David Ryder name I want on my card.

Bulk Vanderhuge is always a favorite, but it's tough to beat Big McLargeHuge.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM (oZ6kz)

Hugh G. Rexson.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (1GThF)

295 I do feel a bit bad for this broad, since I do so much outreach and charity work for the community of women wiith mental issues who crave attention, especially on nights when dances are half off.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 05:09 PM (oZ6kz)

I too have labored in this field.
========
In my youth, I was given to acts of magnanimity and outreach. As I have aged, my heart has grown cold and I no longer labor in the districts of the perpetually attention starved. I do not miss the sturm and drang, nor the hollow feeling of having given but not received.

Posted by: Like Kung Fu, I walk the earth at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (f3KQx)

296 One Second After - Kindle Edition by William R. Forstchen

$2.99 special at Amazon today

Posted by: one of the quite ones at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (2GPSc)

297

Munchcarpet Syndrome?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (aKsyK)

298 Anyone know if Satoshi Nakamoto is taken yet? I'd love to have that name on my Mastercard, especially for all the times it'll be declined.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 17, 2019 05:19 PM (Clxcy)

299 Remember the rule. It applies to str8s, gays, lesbians, bis, tris, quads, paleo, or whatever...

Paleosexuals.

Is this like granny-porn?

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:19 PM (LL1Be)

300 If the protest is later found to be criminal, what is the college's liability exposure?

I would guess that would depend on the terms of their employment and how the college reacted to the news.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:19 PM (39g3+)

301 Rachel Dolezal's True Name is "Help".

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2019 05:19 PM (DuZls)

302 Ho Lee Ful

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 17, 2019 05:19 PM (jXDuK)

303 "explore a new relationship" is not the language of sane people

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:19 PM (39g3+)

304
But you wouldn't take her to your house or give her your real name.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

=====

And that's where your True Name comes in.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 17, 2019 05:20 PM (rEfh+)

305 John Galt.

See how many clerks recognize it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 05:20 PM (Vy4a0)

306 It's "why Pinto?" Btw.

Shit.

Posted by: Kent Dorfmann

But they thought long and hard about your Delta Chi name...

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:20 PM (32YRo)

307 Someone needs to remake "King of Hearts" as a horror film. Because that's pretty much the world we live in.

Posted by: zombie at June 17, 2019 05:20 PM (oFcdC)

308 Ho Lee Fuk

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 17, 2019 05:20 PM (jXDuK)

309 Zombie writes:

"The only languages that use this insane letter are Slovak, Turkmen, Bosnian, Estonian, and a few other kooky tongues."

Ancient Slavonaut Theorists say Yes!

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 17, 2019 05:20 PM (Clxcy)

310 Anyone know if Satoshi Nakamoto is taken yet?

Is that the guy who sunk all his money into the epic movie from The Big Hit, with the golden standups for movie theaters?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (39g3+)

311 U+1F971 Who Cares?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (NjJUT)

312 nood

Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (LL1Be)

313 This comment was much too good to be willowed:

426 Education has become a racket and a sinecure for leftists that should be brought to an unceremonious end. This could be accomplished almost immediately by prohibiting tenure for professors and most especially for college administrators.

The immediate and long term solution to this acting out should also be the elimination of tax exemptions for all colleges and universities. Additionally, all financial aid should be financed by the colleges and universities themselves with no tax payer guarantee of repayment.

Students should be allowed to discharge in bankruptcy all students loans in the same way that any other debt can be discharged. And finally college and university trust funds should be taxed annually at the same rate as the annual income for ordinary tax payers. I would also tax tuition for foreign students at at least 100%. If a foreign student is on financial aid then that aid regardless of its source should be taxed at least 200%.

The country has no need for degrees that are less useful than an HS Diploma from the 1950s. The government should encourage self sufficiency and real science not lysenkoism or politicized science.

There should be tax credits or vouchers for tax payers who wish to send their children to private primary and secondary schools. This benefit should be first funded by any federal financial aid to state education. And tenure should be completely eliminated. There should be a "hatch act" for teachers and it should be illegal for them or any public employee to unionize or go on strike.
Posted by: Punchinello at June 17, 2019 04:43 PM (zOrpp)

I don't recognize the nick, but I agree with every word of that.

Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (xjiRE)

314 312 nood
Posted by: mikeyG at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (LL1Be)

ack

Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (xjiRE)

315 296 One Second After - Kindle Edition by William R. Forstchen

$2.99 special at Amazon today
Posted by: one of the quite ones at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (2GPSc)

A very good, if depressing, book.

Buy canned food, and ammo.

And dog food.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (bcbK8)

316 Well, at least it looks like she's lost weight.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (Clxcy)

317 Sum Ting Wong

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (jXDuK)

318 Finally they will accept my birth name, Xx420Blaze360NoScopeSuperSaiyanNarutoxX

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 17, 2019 05:21 PM (oZ6kz)

319 Damn!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (NjJUT)

320 We'll worry about making her sane after she gets some more Gainz, bro.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (Clxcy)

321 I. M. Stiffin Urass

Posted by: wth at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (v0R5T)

322 > And that's where your True Name comes in.

Yeah, that's Borgia with six M's and a silent Q.

The well-known Dutch author.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (Vy4a0)

323 267 Most chicks wouldn't mind getting it on with another chick if she's hot enough, so bisexuality is the least unusual characteristic about Rachel Dolezal.
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (TY5tw)

You're watching WAY TOO MUCH PORN. That statement is no more true than my saying that if you saw a hot guy you'd be fine with him sticking his dick in your mouth.

Posted by: dagny at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (nRWPy)

324 Ah, but Miss Negro Bisexual Crazy-Cracker has a ž too, proving once and for all that she is totally normal and sane. What more proof do you need, haterž?
Posted by: zombie at June 17, 2019 05:18 PM (oFcdC)

The ž stands for a click, h8ter.

Next up: Яäщэл Döлеžал

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2019 05:22 PM (1GThF)

325 Posted by: Kent Dorfmann at June 17, 2019 05:16 PM (fuK7c)

Moron card on double secret probation.

But I'm hiding behind a sock! You'll never catch me, coppers!

Posted by: Kent Dorfmann at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (fuK7c)

326 Just wanted to take a moment to recognize Pride Month ... I am in absolutely no rush to explore a new relationship, but it still matters to stay visible. I am bisexual. #pride #bisexual pic.twitter.com/u8nu7FuqYN

-- Rachel Anne Dolezal (@RachelADolezal) June 16, 2019

Can't wait for the reports when her boy friend brings home the hot chick for a 3some.

Posted by: tbodie at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (YyH4g)

327 Rexson.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Gu

"Rex-on, Rex-off" - Miyagi-sen

Posted by: Boswell at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (32YRo)

328 Paleosexuals.

Is this like granny-porn?
Lots of Boners

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 17, 2019 05:23 PM (5l6gb)

329 1st Moron to get Schaden Boner wins 1st.

Posted by: DaveA at June 17, 2019 05:24 PM (FhXTo)

330 we already know who the fuck you are so stop fighting and go away

Posted by: fireman1 at June 17, 2019 05:25 PM (nAGcF)

331 299 Remember the rule. It applies to str8s, gays, lesbians, bis, tris, quads, paleo, or whatever...
-----------
Paleosexuals.

Is this like granny-porn?

I think it mostly involves fruits and nuts.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 17, 2019 05:25 PM (sGtp+)

332 Macollig Jes Fahrted N Lefdaroom

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2019 05:27 PM (YslsA)

333 I think the key phrase in her tweet is " ... but it still matters to stay visible.".

Publicity, pure & simple.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 17, 2019 05:28 PM (a5hgv)

334 168 A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bisexual.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2019 05:01 PM (mvenn)

What if it's a really open-minded fish?

Posted by: joncelli, busily missing the point at June 17, 2019 05:29 PM (1FhAQ)

335 323 You're watching WAY TOO MUCH PORN. That statement is no more true than my saying that if you saw a hot guy you'd be fine with him sticking his dick in your mouth.
_________

It's not just porn. I know lots of strippers and barflies.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at June 17, 2019 05:30 PM (Y0wT4)

336 I'm thinkin Rachel here reminds me more of that breakfast cereal jingle - "coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs"

Posted by: Lynch Loretta at June 17, 2019 05:31 PM (Y7hwS)

337 The name Throatwobbler Mangrove has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Bosk at June 17, 2019 05:32 PM (9m9TT)

338 Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at June 17, 2019 05:14 PM (TY5tw)

What qualifies as " most chicks"? I guess most of the chicks you know, but then you admittedly watch a lot of porn and hang around with strippers and barflies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2019 05:37 PM (ivkO2)

339 rickl, that's gotta be a record...one comment willowed twice.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2019 05:44 PM (Vg0V6)

340 Still desperately searching for the victimhood she just knows she must have experienced.

Posted by: Socratease at June 17, 2019 05:44 PM (BT83d)

341 I am so tempted to get a Mastercard as toby928.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 17, 2019 05:46 PM (boHn2)

342 With a virtue signal this loud, I figure we're about to hear that MasterCard has been caught doing something really horrible.

Posted by: GalosGann at June 17, 2019 05:52 PM (z6Rh+)

343 "I am bisexual."
What does xvq#he mean "bi"? What about the other 98 sexes?

Posted by: Dem Bones at June 17, 2019 05:55 PM (ljGhd)

344

Where is this all coming from? Is this Obama and his flunkies getting the word out?

The programming has to be coming from the MCP. It's too damned coordinated to not be a centrally funded and operated project.

And I view all of this as I would any project. It's obviously project managed at some level.

Creepy shit.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 17, 2019 06:15 PM (z8c2c)

345 Harry beavers.. LOL from an old guy who likes harry beavers.

Posted by: Yep at June 17, 2019 06:28 PM (lMsxO)

346 338 What qualifies as " most chicks"? I guess most of the chicks you know, but then you admittedly watch a lot of porn and hang around with strippers and barflies.

____________

Ok ok, not just strippers and barflies. Also other chicks I have had sexual relations with, whether relationships or one-nighters. They always swear they're not bi, but "would totally get it on with Sandra Bullock" or whoever.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at June 17, 2019 06:42 PM (Y0wT4)

347 It's fun to pile on I guess, but I don't see enough here to personally get excited.

She said she's bisexual and wanted to have a shout out for Pride. Seems plausible so far.

Her rant reads like other rants I have seen from self-proclaimed bisexuals: "Don't tell me I'm straight just because I have provably had sex with males. Don't assume I'm a slut just because I'm bi and definitely don't assume I'm looking for a threesome." Like I said, I've seen all that before.

Maybe she really is just bisexual but not looking for a relationship with anyone right now, just like she said.

That said, when her personal situation blew up, I'm a little surprised she never tried to play the "sexual minority" card to get her out of trouble. "Haters are just hating on me over the 'black' thing because I'm bisexual." If she really is bisexual and has been, I'm surprised that never came out when she was first under the searing spotlight of publicity.

Posted by: mr_jack at June 17, 2019 07:03 PM (57l0O)

348 The advantage of being "bisexual" is that it doubles your chances of getting a date

Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2019 08:51 PM (e8kgV)

349 I'm getting a Seymore butts card for sure

Posted by: IN PEACH DONALD BLUMPF at June 17, 2019 10:15 PM (XHWUx)

350 Liked it better when it was black, that ghetto look was so Obamaesque. But then again Obama was a queer.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at June 18, 2019 03:05 AM (nRj4F)

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