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As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment. And TheJamesMadison's movie thread will be up later up this evening. Pic Note This artist likes the "noir" theme (i.e. guys wearing fedoras) and it shows in a lot of his paintings you can look at on his site. Easier Problem - White To Play (999) Goal: White can either force a quick mate or win Black's queen Hint: The protection given by Black's f7 pawn is mostly illusory r1b2r2/1q2Qpkp/pp3np1/3p4/3N4/4P3/P3BPPP/R4RK1 w - - 0 1 En Fuego!
More Challenging Problem - White To Play (1000) Goal: Win by establishing clear positional and material superiority Hint: Black's queen is vulnerable 2kr1r2/p6p/5Pp1/2pP4/1qp2Q1P/7R/PP6/1KR5 w - - 0 1 Dress Pr0n For The 'Ettes:
Greetings from Estonia Bonus Melania: r1b2r2/1q2Qpkp/pp3np1/3p4/3N4/4P3/P3BPPP/R4RK1 w - - 0 1 More Challenging Problem - White To Play 2kr1r2/p6p/5Pp1/2pP4/1qp2Q1P/7R/PP6/1KR5 w - - 0 1 2.Rb3 Rxd5 3.Rxb6 axb6 4.Qe4 Rfd8 5.f7 Rd1+ 6.Kc2 R1d6 7.f8=Q Rxf8 8.Qa8+ Kc7 9.Qxf8 and wins The second line, which looks kind of like the 1st, starts with 1.Rb3! 1... Qb6 (1...Qa4 2. Rb8+ Kd7 3. Rb7+ Ke8 (3... Kc8 4. Qc7#) 4. Re7#) (1... cxb3 2. Qxb4 Rxd5) 2.Rxc4 Rxd5 3.Rxb6 axb6 4.Qe4 Rfd8 5.f7 Kc7 6.f8=Q Rxf8 7.Qxd5 Rd8 8.Qe5+ This is the move my app likes, but 8.Qxd8 Kxd8 9.Rf4 is my preferred simplification. Black has no weapons or threats left. 8...Kc6 9.Qe4+ Kc7 10.Kc2 Rd7 11.Ra4 Rd4 12.Qe7+ Kc6 13.Qe6+ Kb7 14.Rxd4 cxd4 15.Qd7+ and wins. Hope to see you all next week! ___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Best. First. Lady. Ever.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not a Dullard at June 15, 2019 05:24 PM (SUV+r) 2
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Posted by: DaveA at June 15, 2019 05:24 PM (FhXTo) 3
Hola from Orlando!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 15, 2019 05:24 PM (42kZR) 4
Just touched down! Whoot!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 15, 2019 05:24 PM (42kZR) 5
On the week's busiest shopping day, Target customers are having trouble making purchases. The problem is reported to be a nationwide register outage. In a tweet, Target reported that "guests are currently unable to make purchases at Target stores. Our teams are troubleshooting now." Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2019 05:25 PM (aKsyK) 6
Drooling over the content misses 1st same as reading it.
Posted by: DaveA at June 15, 2019 05:25 PM (FhXTo) Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 05:25 PM (t4VPg) 8
Not a blonde in the bunch Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 15, 2019 05:25 PM (TAmPV) 9
Estonia looks like a nice place to visit.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 15, 2019 05:25 PM (BuB4M) 10
In a tweet, Target reported that "guests are currently unable to make purchases at Target stores. Our teams are troubleshooting now."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2019 05:25 PM (aKsyK) I never shop at Target, so it's all good. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 05:26 PM (t4VPg) 11
Coinciding with Pride Month, the Discovery Family cartoon series "My Little Pony" has introduced a same-sex couple on the show for the first time. Writer-producer Michael Vogel told People on Thursday the timing of the episode, "The Last Crusade," is a happy coincidence. The episode introduces a lesbian couple, Aunt Holiday and Auntie Lofty. They care for Scootaloo. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2019 05:27 PM (aKsyK) 12
I like the Don Draper playing chess and I heartily approve of Estonia.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 05:28 PM (fuK7c) 13
Writer-producer Michael Vogel told People on Thursday the timing of the episode, "The Last Crusade," is a happy coincidence. The episode introduces a lesbian couple, Aunt Holiday and Auntie Lofty. They care for Scootaloo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2019 05:27 PM (aKsyK) I wonder if they're going to take on the issue of Lesbian Bed Death? Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 05:29 PM (t4VPg) Posted by: 40 miles north at June 15, 2019 05:29 PM (o2vOl) 15
10. Target blows. Their Chines made products, are a little better quality than Walmart.
Posted by: Jonah at June 15, 2019 05:32 PM (HrSJb) 16
Activists took to the streets Saturday to hold rallies calling for the impeachment of President Trump, as they seek to pile further pressure on Democratic leaders in Congress to back a push to oust the president. While protests were being eyed across the country, California seemed to be the main state for the demonstration. The Mercury News reported that more than 140 rallies were expected through Southern California. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2019 05:33 PM (aKsyK) 17
Problem 1: Ne6+ Bxe6 2. Qxb7 or 1 ... Kg8 or h8 or h6, Qxf8#
Posted by: civil truth at June 15, 2019 05:33 PM (YJ0bx) 18
Jesus! My wife is so fucking hot!
Posted by: god king 2 scoops at June 15, 2019 05:33 PM (Lktpy) 19
Waiting for the thread got reading the top sidebar about conservatives resistance, good to think about as I do think as of now it's still the most likely scenario.
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2019 05:33 PM (BbGew) 20
It begins. Warren takes the lead in Minnesota on New polling against Snuffy Biden. The Big Fade in 1.2.3.
Posted by: Jonah at June 15, 2019 05:33 PM (HrSJb) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 15, 2019 05:34 PM (uOhgL) 22
Melania is Amazing. Great photo. Makes Hillary and Outside linebacker Michelle, look like Spam.
Posted by: Jonah at June 15, 2019 05:34 PM (HrSJb) 23
17 Problem 1: Ne6+ Bxe6 2. Qxb7 or 1 ... Kg8 or h8 or h6, Qxf8#
Posted by: civil truth at June 15, 2019 05:33 PM (YJ0bx) Correct. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 05:35 PM (t4VPg) 24
I like the painting. The guys wearing suits and fedoras, playing chess out in a field. I guess they're taking a break from plowing or something.
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 05:35 PM (sdi6R) 25
12 I like the Don Draper playing chess and I heartily approve of Estonia.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 05:28 PM (fuK7c) She's 12. Lets trade friendship bracelets. Posted by: Joey Biden at June 15, 2019 05:35 PM (Lktpy) 26
Melania is Amazing. Great photo. Makes Hillary and Outside linebacker Michelle, look like Spam.
Posted by: Jonah at June 15, 2019 05:34 PM (HrSJb) --------- GFY Posted by: Spam at June 15, 2019 05:35 PM (uOhgL) 27
Yes
Posted by: Jonah at June 15, 2019 05:35 PM (HrSJb) 28
26. ROFL!! Nice
Posted by: Jonah at June 15, 2019 05:36 PM (HrSJb) Posted by: Miklos, nickle and diming at June 15, 2019 05:37 PM (QzkSJ) 30
Ha! Was at Target early this morning near us because it's the only place to replace my Soda Stream (Go Israel!!0 cannisters.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at June 15, 2019 05:37 PM (S+f+m) 31
4 Just touched down! Whoot!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 15, 2019 05:24 PM (42kZR) Cue up Chuck Berry! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGCJ5j7oVWc Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 05:37 PM (sdi6R) 32
I like the painting. The guys wearing suits and fedoras, playing chess out in a field. I guess they're taking a break from plowing or something. Posted by: rickl They get dressed up for farm work like Oliver Douglas. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2019 05:37 PM (aKsyK) 33
Argh. Well, no problem at Target, but I don't do anything else there besides Soda Stream because SJW stink.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at June 15, 2019 05:38 PM (S+f+m) 34
Hola from Orlando!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 15, 2019 05:24 PM Aw, hell. Nurse and insom are together in Florida. Hope you crazy kids have bail money set aside. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2019 05:38 PM (Vzb0I) 35
24 I like the painting. The guys wearing suits and fedoras, playing chess out in a field. I guess they're taking a break from plowing or something.
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 05:35 PM (sdi6R) Either that or they're taking a break after burying some poor jamoke who got too far behind on his loan payments. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 05:39 PM (t4VPg) 36
Either that or they're taking a break after burying some poor jamoke who got too far behind on his loan payments.
Posted by: OregonMuse Or he was just underwater. Posted by: Miklos, see? at June 15, 2019 05:40 PM (QzkSJ) 37
Mayor De Blasio wants equal rights for Robot Sex Dolls.
Posted by: Jonah at June 15, 2019 05:40 PM (HrSJb) 38
In Search of Bobby Fischer was on the tube a few days ago. Even if you don't know a thing about chess that was a very good movie.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 15, 2019 05:40 PM (2DOZq) 39
I think the guys playing chess are on a beach. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 15, 2019 05:40 PM (TAmPV) 40
It just occurred to me, what does "reservoir dogs" mean in Reservoir Dogs?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 05:40 PM (fuK7c) 41
Is there gonna be Nurse and Insom thread? And would that be awesome, or terrifying?
I know, i know, the power of And. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not a Dullard at June 15, 2019 05:41 PM (SUV+r) 42
Either that or they're taking a break after burying some poor jamoke who got too far behind on his loan payments.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 05:39 PM Leave the pawns. Take the King. And the canoli. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2019 05:41 PM (Vzb0I) 43
10 In a tweet, Target reported that "guests are currently unable to make purchases at Target stores. Our teams are troubleshooting now."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2019 05:25 PM (aKsyK) -------- As long as middle-aged pervs in clown makeup can still get naked in the little girl's dressing room, everything is fine. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 15, 2019 05:41 PM (uOhgL) 44
Always fun to see the Trannies in the Target Bathrooms, as the SWJ Mothers freak
Posted by: Jonah at June 15, 2019 05:41 PM (HrSJb) 45
3 Hola from Orlando!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 15, 2019 05:24 PM (42kZR) 4 Just touched down! Whoot! Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 15, 2019 05:24 PM (42kZR) A Seattleite in Orlando, in mid-June. I did that once for work. Last minute, boss said that I had to be there the next day, and I found out about 3pm Seattle time. Only suit cleaned and acceptable was a wool suit. The hotel and rental car were air conditioned, but the parking lot and walk to the client's office were not. It was about 8:15 am and when I arrived, my contact, the senior manager, laughed at me, pointed me to the men's room to clean up before starting, and said not to put on my suit jacket, just do the presentation in my shirt and tie. Yes, I closed that damned deal. I can still remember the lawn sprinklers watering the grass of the building as I got out of the car, making the parking lot area essentially a sauna. I openly cursed my formerly favorite suit. Have fun and don't melt, nurse! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 15, 2019 05:41 PM (sy5kK) Posted by: Seeking refuge in Target restroom at June 15, 2019 05:42 PM (QzkSJ) 47
Is there gonna be Nurse and Insom thread?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not a Dullard at June 15, 2019 05:41 PM Mmmm... could be. Posted by: Bob from the NSA at June 15, 2019 05:43 PM (Vzb0I) 48
Hola from Orlando!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 15, 2019 05:24 PM ---- She still sounds excited...obviously she hasn't been outside yet.... Posted by: lin-duh at June 15, 2019 05:43 PM (UUBmN) 49
Kate Middleton is very classy but she needs to eat a sandwich or two, or three....
And Melania and the Eastonian lass, gorgeous. Too much pretty for one thread. Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 15, 2019 05:45 PM (N3JsI) 50
Also, I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the color on that purple dress! The dress itself isn't bad either.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 15, 2019 05:46 PM (UUBmN) 51
It just occurred to me, what does "reservoir dogs" mean in Reservoir Dogs?
---- It's a Tarantino jn-joke. He was a fan of the French flick "Au Revoir les Enfants", which he would refer to as "that reservoir film". Yeah, I don't really get it , either. But there it is. Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 15, 2019 05:46 PM (iB1oa) 52
It just occurred to me, what does "reservoir dogs" mean in Reservoir Dogs?
Posted by: Bandersnatch Nothing apparently. Per IMBD: The title for the film came to Quentin Tarantino via a patron at the now-famous Video Archives. While working there, Tarantino would often recommend little-known titles to customers, and when he suggested Louis Malle's Au Revoir les Enfants (1987), the patron mockingly replied, "I don't want to see no reservoir dogs!" The title is never spoken in the film, however. Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 15, 2019 05:46 PM (DrqHq) 53
That little girl in the last picture is always going to wonder why the Lefties and the Press say bad things about Melania.
Because for the rest of her life, she will remember Melania as that nice woman that took the time to take a selfie with her. And some day, a big WOW, when she realizes how cool it was. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 15, 2019 05:46 PM (sy5kK) 54
Well while we're in love with everything I'll note that the girl in cyan has kind of awkward proportions. I can't even figure out what's wrong with her, but something is.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 05:47 PM (fuK7c) 55
I put some CCC's in the oven...went outside to see something... started to water some plants... husband comes out and say something is beeping in the kitchen... run inside... cookies are a bit overdone but still eatable.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 15, 2019 05:47 PM (UUBmN) Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 05:49 PM (kqTPz) 57
10 In a tweet, Target reported that "guests are currently unable to make purchases at Target stores. Our teams are troubleshooting now."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2019 05:25 PM (aKsyK) I never shop at Target, so it's all good. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 05:26 PM (t4VPg) "So it's all good". *snort* Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 15, 2019 05:49 PM (sy5kK) 58
The picture of the 1950s hotties is, apparently, of Eileen Ford models.
In following that thread, I found that Martha Stewart was a Ford model in the 1960s. Warning, link goes to Buzzfeed (couldn't find anything better) but yowsers, was she awesome! https://tinyurl.com/yxl28ayv Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at June 15, 2019 05:49 PM (S+f+m) 59
It's a Tarantino jn-joke. He was a fan of the French flick "Au Revoir les Enfants", which he would refer to as "that reservoir film". It's like when you buy a bicycle with Disraeli Gears. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2019 05:49 PM (aKsyK) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2019 05:50 PM (Z+IKu) 61
Michigan takes Game 1 of the CWS from Texas Tech. Next up: Florida State vs. Arkansas.
Barring injury, Arky's Isaiah Campbell should be pitching in the Big Show in a few years. Posted by: Bert G at June 15, 2019 05:51 PM (OMsf+) Posted by: Puddleglum at June 15, 2019 05:51 PM (oGiAe) 63
>> 47 Is there gonna be Nurse and Insom thread?
Cue up the love songs. You need cooling. Baby I'm not fooling. I'm gonna send ya back to schooling. A-way way way down inside A-honey you need... Posted by: 40 miles north at June 15, 2019 05:51 PM (o2vOl) 64
Oh yeah, Martha Stewart was a stone cold hottie. (Wait. Does that make sense?).
And she's really Martha Polskawiczensa or something. She pulled a total Ralph Lipschitz. Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 05:52 PM (fuK7c) 65
Love the pic of Melania and the little girl.
Posted by: IC at June 15, 2019 05:54 PM (fiC74) 66
Sitting outside but it's a cool breeze blowing
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2019 05:54 PM (BbGew) 67
I don't remember that dress in the movie The Champ. I do remember though tearing up at the end of the movie.
'Wake up Champ! Wake up! ' Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 15, 2019 05:55 PM (2DOZq) 68
And she's really Martha Polskawiczensa or something. She pulled a total Ralph Lipschitz.
Ralph married a guy with the surname Lauren? Posted by: Bert G at June 15, 2019 05:55 PM (OMsf+) 69
As long as middle-aged pervs in clown makeup can still get naked in the little girl's dressing room, everything is fine. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 15, 2019 05:41 PM (uOhgL) Rumor is, that's the highlight of tomorrow night's activity schedule in Orlando. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 15, 2019 05:56 PM (sy5kK) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2019 05:56 PM (+y/Ru) 71
I don't remember that dress in the movie The Champ. I do remember though tearing up at the end of the movie.
'Wake up Champ! Wake up! ' Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 15, 2019 05:55 PM (2DOZq) There's a Rick Schroeder joke in there somewhere. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not a Dullard at June 15, 2019 05:57 PM (SUV+r) 72
I imagine Insom is cranking up the KC and the Sunshine Band at this moment.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking Florida Man Music at June 15, 2019 05:57 PM (QzkSJ) 73
>> I'll note that the girl in cyan has kind of awkward proportions.
That dress is cyan on your monitor? On mine it's Indigo. Are you getting worked up because she's not wearing a bra? Posted by: 40 miles north at June 15, 2019 05:58 PM (o2vOl) 74
Well Insomnia and nurse went quiet so they are probably doing it in the car... running the A/C while driving home.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 15, 2019 05:59 PM (UUBmN) 75
There's a Rick Schroeder joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not a Dullard at June 15, 2019 05:57 PM (SUV+r) That's the pep talk he gives to his rig before sex. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 15, 2019 05:59 PM (2DOZq) 76
The only way a lady from Estonia would look even better would be if she were singing.
Posted by: Otto Zilch at June 15, 2019 05:59 PM (pCGVA) 77
Tariq Nasheed
@tariqnasheed !OJ Simpson has announced he has a twitter account.That's good, because many white media outlets are spreading lies about the trial from the 90's. These outlets like leaving out the fact that OJ was framed by white supremacist officers , and OJ was CORRECTLY found innocent - Also, how do we even know that Nichols and Ron are even dead? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2019 06:00 PM (+y/Ru) 78
72 I imagine Insom is cranking up the KC and the Sunshine Band at this moment.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking Florida Man Music at June 15, 2019 05:57 PM (QzkSJ) -------- To be followed by The Raspberries' Go All The Way if things look promising. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 15, 2019 06:00 PM (uOhgL) 79
That white dress is see through.
*wipes brow* Posted by: Joey Biden at June 15, 2019 06:01 PM (Lktpy) 80
Also, how do we even know that Nichols and Ron are even dead?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2019 06:00 PM (+y/Ru) -------- How do we know that OJ Simpson is black? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 15, 2019 06:01 PM (uOhgL) Posted by: 40 miles north at June 15, 2019 06:02 PM (o2vOl) 82
Calls travel agent. Booksvtrip to Estonia.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2019 06:02 PM (axyOa) 83
Perhaps he'll check in during his refractory period.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 06:02 PM (fuK7c) 84
Problem 2: After 1. Rb3 black has a choice of bad options.
Perhaps best is the QxR trade 1. ... Qxb3 though that won't stop the bleeding for long If 1... cxb3, 2. Qxb4 loses the Queen outright because black's pawn at c5 is now pinned. If 1. ... Qa4 or Qa5, then 2. Qb8+ Kd7, 3 Rb7+ sets up a king chase that quickly leads to mate. Other black Q moves on move 1 lead to immediate capture Posted by: civil truth at June 15, 2019 06:02 PM (YJ0bx) Posted by: lin-duh at June 15, 2019 06:02 PM (UUBmN) 86
Some cookies are better over done a bit.
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2019 06:03 PM (BbGew) 87
Sorry Tariq but the Civil trial proved OJ is a psychopath and a double murderer. But he's black so he must be defended by you race hustlers no matter what.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 15, 2019 06:03 PM (2DOZq) 88
OM, whooo is that lady in the blue dress with the white flower in her hair? I want her to take over as my nanny.
Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2019 06:05 PM (qBNEP) 89
>> 74 Well Insomnia and nurse went quiet so they
>> are probably doing it in the car Now that's a great way to say: "I missed you." Posted by: 40 miles north at June 15, 2019 06:05 PM (o2vOl) 90
Just came to me that the painter had to have them playing outside because they are wearing hats.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 15, 2019 06:06 PM (2DOZq) 91
I don't have a complete solution to Problem 2, but Rxc4 looks like a promising start. If Qe1+, Rc1. If the queen moves away, White can threaten Rb3 or Rxc5. Both the R on b3 and the Q are eyeing a check on b8.
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 06:06 PM (sdi6R) 92
We know oj is black because a kardashian dorked him duh
Posted by: NCKate at June 15, 2019 06:07 PM (cWedi) 93
If OJ wasn't black, he never would have been accused!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 15, 2019 06:09 PM (oVJmc) 94
>> 88 OM, whooo is that lady in the blue dress with the white
>> flower in her hair? I want her to take over as my nanny. She looks like she enjoys using a riding crop. Posted by: 40 miles north at June 15, 2019 06:10 PM (o2vOl) 95
Asian girl- I want to hug her and squeeze her and call her George.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 15, 2019 06:11 PM (JgA4k) 96
OJ's a fucking murderer and he's welcome to sue me for defamation if he wants to bring it all up again in court.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 15, 2019 06:12 PM (oVJmc) 97
94 >> 88 OM, whooo is that lady in the blue dress with the white
>> flower in her hair? I want her to take over as my nanny. She looks like she enjoys using a riding crop. Posted by: 40 miles north at June 15, 2019 06:10 PM (o2vOl) The photo is a still from the Mad Men TV series. Elizabeth Moss, perhaps? Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 06:12 PM (t4VPg) 98
Husband and son are planning a Father's Day outing. Going to the gun range, then John Wick 3, then meeting me for a late lunch.
Can't imagine a better day for them. Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at June 15, 2019 06:13 PM (S+f+m) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2019 06:14 PM (aKsyK) 100
Sorry Tariq but the Civil trial proved OJ is a psychopath and a double murderer.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 15, 2019 06:03 PM (2DOZq) Yup.....OJ is a double murderer and a scofflaw. Now where do I find these "white" media outlets Tariq be talking about? Someone ask Don Lemon, maybe he knows. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2019 06:14 PM (Z+IKu) 101
89 >> 74 Well Insomnia and nurse went quiet so they
>> are probably doing it in the car Now that's a great way to say: "I missed you." Posted by: 40 miles north at June 15, 2019 06:05 PM (o2vOl) Plus, it's Florida, so doing the horizontal cha-cha in your car while you're driving is legal. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 06:14 PM (t4VPg) 102
Chick in white dress: Rowr.
Estonian chick: Wowzer. Melania: What a wonderful FLOTUS we have. Coming down with a cold: Bleh. Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at June 15, 2019 06:17 PM (1FhAQ) 103
>> 72 I imagine Insom is cranking up the KC and the
>> Sunshine Band at this moment. Let's hope so. Maybe he can follow up with Bad Company: Well, I'll take whatever I want... and baby, I want you. Now you give me something I need. I want it, I got something for you. Posted by: 40 miles north at June 15, 2019 06:17 PM (o2vOl) 104
Bonus Melania is the best Melania!
Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at June 15, 2019 06:19 PM (h7sWp) 105
She looks like she enjoys using a riding crop. Posted by: 40 miles north at June 15, 2019 06:10 PM (o2vOl) Yes, this IS a thread about nurse and insom. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 15, 2019 06:21 PM (sy5kK) 106
Perhaps he'll check in during his refractory period.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 06:02 PM (fuK7c) Well, it's 6:18-dinner time. Maybe they're both in their refectory period. Oh, you said refractory. I am happy they have found each other and soooo thankful I am not an item with anyone on the board because you folks are like older brother/sister levels of joshing. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2019 06:21 PM (ahS0B) 107
Well, I'll take whatever I want...
and baby, I want you. Now you give me something I need. I want it, I got something for you. Posted by: 40 miles north at June 15, 2019 06:17 PM (o2vOl) Then Insom will be singing 'Temptation Eyes': Her wild-eyed innocence is just a game But just the same my head is spinnin' She's got a way to keep me on her side It's just a ride that's never ending Tonight with me she'll be so exciting I want her all for myself Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 06:25 PM (t4VPg) 108
Ok, all my baking is done for today!
4 dozen egg cupcakes, 1 1/2 dozen CCC's, and a dozen oatmeal cranberry cookies. That should be enough for the Tech staff, band, and volunteers at church in the morning. Posted by: lin-duh at June 15, 2019 06:27 PM (UUBmN) 109
Insomniac may be tired out.
Posted by: Vendette at June 15, 2019 06:27 PM (rklxp) 110
72 I imagine Insom is cranking up the KC and the Sunshine Band at this moment.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking Florida Man Music at June 15, 2019 05:57 PM (QzkSJ) === They played one of the last nights at Candlestick Park before they tore it down. There was a lot of boogying. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2019 06:27 PM (EZebt) 111
I have a brand new pair of roller skates
You have a brand new key... Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not a Dullard at June 15, 2019 06:28 PM (SUV+r) 112
Insomniac and Nurse had to stop at the grocery store first to pickup some pancake mix.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 15, 2019 06:29 PM (2DOZq) 113
Big day for the missus today. Hairdresser is here to cut her hair after her 2 surgeries. It's been 3 months so lots of catching up and tears. Haven't seen wife this happy since she was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer 4 months ago. Kinda making me tear up.
Posted by: olddog in mo at June 15, 2019 06:29 PM (Dhht7) 114
of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose
That scans exactly as "in the court of the Crimson King". We should Horde-source a prog rock song. Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 06:31 PM (fuK7c) Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not a Dullard at June 15, 2019 06:31 PM (SUV+r) 116
Big
day for the missus today. Hairdresser is here to cut her hair after her 2 surgeries. It's been 3 months so lots of catching up and tears. Haven't seen wife this happy since she was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer 4 months ago. Kinda making me tear up. Posted by: olddog in mo at June 15, 2019 06:29 PM (Dhht7) So happy for her! Posted by: Vendette at June 15, 2019 06:32 PM (rklxp) 117
They played one of the last nights at Candlestick Park before they tore it down. There was a lot of boogying.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2019 06:27 PM (EZebt) Speaking of which the new arena they're building for the Gold State Warriors looks very impressive -- at least the design pics do. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 06:32 PM (t4VPg) 118
It must feel good for her to have her hair cut after that length of time. Glad she's home. Prayers continue, and Happy Father's Day to you, olddog in mo.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2019 06:32 PM (ahS0B) Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2019 06:33 PM (u82oZ) 120
Got all four acres mowed today. Very hot outside and it took 7 hours to do. Now off to Fish City Grill for a Creole Platter, which I richly deserve: two blackened catfish fillets and an andouille sausage link, both slathered in etouffee and served on red beans and rice. Gooooood! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2019 06:33 PM (Wx/+I) 121
I just got an e-mail saying that BB&T and SunTrust, who announced a merger recently, will henceforth be known as "Truist".
That's retarded. I should have been a highly-paid banking consultant. I could have come up with a better name by throwing darts at a Ouija board. Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 06:34 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2019 06:35 PM (Wx/+I) 123
The Princess Kate photo in the green dress with both the shamrock brooch and the large sprig of real shamrocks on her lapel is from the Irish Guards' St Patrick's Day Parade -- it looks like from 2014 -- where she distributes shamrock sprigs to the regiment.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 15, 2019 06:36 PM (Dh1wo) 124
Best wishes, olddog in mo and spouse.
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 06:37 PM (sdi6R) 125
I
really like this photograph. Mrs. Trump manages to convey a natural, easy warmth that I've never seen in any photos of FLOTUSes Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama. For the very simple reason that Hillary and Mike are miserable, hate filled beasts Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2019 06:38 PM (FdGKu) 126
lin-duh I saw the recipe for your egg cupcakes in the other thread. I made a crustless quiche with spinach and shallots but I think I'll try your ingredients next time.
Posted by: kallisto at June 15, 2019 06:40 PM (5I436) Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 06:42 PM (6LZkj) 128
Was reading a article on the Russian view on a WWII video game, anyway there is a click bait 30 strict rules Melania has to follow.
Should I? Could be a chuckle Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2019 06:43 PM (BbGew) 129
TJM will be moderating the Movie Thread from Spain?
Posted by: kallisto at June 15, 2019 06:45 PM (5I436) 130
Insom and Nurse- in the words of the immortal Shirley and Lee Comeon baby- "Let the good times roll"
Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 06:45 PM (6LZkj) 131
121 I just got an e-mail saying that BB&T and SunTrust, who announced a merger recently, will henceforth be known as "Truist".
That's retarded. I should have been a highly-paid banking consultant. I could have come up with a better name by throwing darts at a Ouija board. Posted by: rickl I got the same email. "Truist" is retarded. Should have gone with BB&SunTrust. Posted by: Puddleglum at June 15, 2019 06:46 PM (VhR1N) 132
A few years ago some sports channel re ran Super Bowl I. Besides the graphics being really bad, the thing that struck me was that most of the teams were white. Blacks were maybe 25%-30%.
Posted by: Blutarski at June 15, 2019 06:46 PM (+Tibp) 133
Thank you all.
Glad you both have a low threshold of pleasure. Prayers ascending. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2019 06:33 Hah. Yeah, pretty much. It's one day at a time. Every day is a blessing. Going to head to lake for few days before we go back to STL to meet w oncologist. Doubt I can get her on the 'toon, but she can set on deck and enjoy the view. If it doesn't rain. Posted by: olddog in mo, Play Gloria! at June 15, 2019 06:47 PM (Dhht7) 134
Martha Stewart's name was Martha Helen Kostyra. Knew another Polish family with that name.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 15, 2019 06:47 PM (9YBqo) 135
Olddog I was just thinking of you last night. You both continue to be in my prayers.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 06:47 PM (dUJdY) 136
kallisto,
It's my go to recipe for egg pie. I get LOTS of request for it. Make sure you cook the veggies and bacon first. I put the cheese, then veggies, then bacon and pour the egg mixture on top of everything. It's the best way to get everything evenly distributed. Posted by: lin-duh at June 15, 2019 06:48 PM (UUBmN) 137
A few years ago some sports channel re ran Super Bowl I. Besides the graphics being really bad, the thing that struck me was that most of the teams were white. Blacks were maybe 25%-30%.
Posted by: Blutarski I enstompened myself. Thing is I think more and more upper middle and middle class white folk are letting their sons play high school football. And there has been much more opportunity for black kids to show their talents since those days. Posted by: Blutarski at June 15, 2019 06:49 PM (+Tibp) 138
Micheal Obama was a butter furst lady the this white woman fron someplace in Europe. Micheal was a reel American, not the fraud Trump calls his wife !!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and Prood of it !!! at June 15, 2019 06:49 PM (qM84C) 139
lin-duh-and we have never had these at a MoMe because-?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 06:50 PM (6LZkj) 140
lin-duh-and we have never had these at a MoMe because-?
Posted by: Ben Had ----- Real morons don't eat quiche???? Posted by: lin-duh at June 15, 2019 06:52 PM (UUBmN) 141
136. ok thanks! Does it freeze well?
Posted by: kallisto at June 15, 2019 06:52 PM (5I436) 142
Micheal Obama could really pour the baby batter after 3 days rest.
Posted by: Joey Biden at June 15, 2019 06:53 PM (Lktpy) 143
lin-duh just teasing you. Your champagne custard cake already has you in the Hall of Fame.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 06:53 PM (6LZkj) 144
Hey Jewells, I was thinking of you today as well. Packing for the lake and I came across your note you included w the bracelet I ordered. You know that zipper pull you included for wife? She didn't get it. I claimed it since my zipper pull broke on my laptop bag. LOL.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Play Gloria! at June 15, 2019 06:54 PM (Dhht7) 145
ok thanks! Does it freeze well?
Posted by: kallisto Yes. It also reheats well like most quiches. I also add a touch of fresh nutmeg, salt, and pepper. Some times I'll add a small clove of minced garlic to the veggies when I cook them. Posted by: lin-duh at June 15, 2019 06:55 PM (UUBmN) 146
Okay, okay, now I've got one that is sure to stump you all, for sure this time. No one is gonna get this. I've been up and down and 'round and 'round and back again, Been so many places I can't remember where or when. And my only boss was the clock on the wall And my only friend never really was a friend at all. Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 06:55 PM (kqTPz) 147
Hey Jewells, I was thinking of you today as well. Packing for the lake and I came across your note you included w the bracelet I ordered. You know that zipper pull you included for wife? She didn't get it. I claimed it since my zipper pull broke on my laptop bag. LOL.
lmao! Well as long as someone enjoys it! Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 06:57 PM (dUJdY) 148
Well Insomnia and nurse went quiet so they
>> are probably doing it in the car That airport parking ain't cheap. Posted by: Miklos, economical at June 15, 2019 06:58 PM (QzkSJ) 149
Whoa. A painting of Marlowe playing chess with himself.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 15, 2019 06:58 PM (Clxcy) 150
@146 Jim Croce?
Posted by: olddog in mo, Play Gloria! at June 15, 2019 06:58 PM (Dhht7) 151
Okay I'm claiming pure ignorance here. What does the song Gloria have to do with St. Louis Blues?
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 06:59 PM (dUJdY) 152
Overcast at the Open (TV). Not far away, college graduation.
Martin Sheen, speaker. Not *that* bad, though bad. But still stunning, when one hears it in real life, how pervasive are the dangerous, vapid, "justice" aspirations ("social", "environmental" - WTF?), and the insane conflation of all kinds of bad things with "immigration", it puts another few light years between a literate, thinking, responsible, morally aware person and the masses of dumbed down moral narcissism-deformed coastal clueless. And what the actual F is "sustainable" supposed to mean? Posted by: Rhomboid at June 15, 2019 07:00 PM (QYESj) Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 07:01 PM (kqTPz) 154
Swinging in Orlando and Tampa. It's a thing there.
Posted by: Joey Biden at June 15, 2019 07:01 PM (Lktpy) 155
Miklos, 9 bucks an hour is cheaper than a room.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 07:01 PM (6LZkj) 156
Cigars arrived on Friday.
Cannot find cigar cutter. Preparing for emergency cigar surgery, using the one "sharp knife" and perhaps certain garden implements. Posted by: Miklos, I could clamp one Churchill and try the weed whacker at June 15, 2019 07:02 PM (QzkSJ) 157
And what the actual F is "sustainable" supposed to mean?
Posted by: Rhomboid at June 15, 2019 07:00 PM (QYESj) A 4 hour boner. Posted by: Joey Biden at June 15, 2019 07:02 PM (Lktpy) 158
speaking of see through white dresses...
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/ D6j-N7jX4AAVAP2.jpg Remove the space Posted by: lin-duh at June 15, 2019 07:03 PM (UUBmN) 159
old dog - glad to hear of a simple pleasure for your wife. My husband's long-time barber came to our house once when hubby was disabled for a while. It meant so much to him that his barber would do that. And he felt so good about getting a real haircut, not the half @$$ed job I did, best I could.
Hope you and the missus enjoy your time at the lake and have pleasant weather. Posted by: cfo mom at June 15, 2019 07:03 PM (RfzVr) 160
Okay I'm claiming pure ignorance here. What does the song Gloria have to do with St. Louis Blues?
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 06:59 PM (dUJdY) https://tinyurl.com/y4j74l3f Posted by: Vendette at June 15, 2019 07:03 PM (rklxp) 161
Who the heck knows Jim Croce songs??
Posted by: Soothsayer's -------------- Let me get back to you after I check the "Time in a bottle." Posted by: olddog in mo, Play Gloria! at June 15, 2019 07:04 PM (Dhht7) 162
9 bucks an hour is cheaper than a room.
Posted by: Ben Had Ha! Will there be live audio from the MoMe? At least audio. Posted by: Miklos, hearing the sound of ice cubes and gunfire at June 15, 2019 07:04 PM (QzkSJ) 163
And add i m g where the line is...
Posted by: lin-duh at June 15, 2019 07:04 PM (UUBmN) 164
A solitary man standing in the baggage claim area holding a single white rose.
He sees her running down the concourse to fall into to awaiting arms and then... Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 07:04 PM (6LZkj) 165
Who the heck knows Jim Croce songs??
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 07:01 PM I have some thyme in a bottle somewhere... Posted by: Bob from the NSA at June 15, 2019 07:05 PM (Vzb0I) 166
Problem 1. Ne6+
Problem 2. Rxc4 I worked out solutions but it's late and it would take me too long to type them out (ok, I havent worked out *all* of #2 because there's a lot of it). Posted by: Off the reservation at June 15, 2019 07:05 PM (vWMNq) 167
I will add that Alexander Steen's dad Thomas played his entire career with the Winnipeg Jets and served on the city council.
Posted by: Vendette at June 15, 2019 07:05 PM (rklxp) 168
OK, nobody has asked me in this thread, but a couple of people have asked me how I'm doing in previous threads and my responses keep getting willowed. So since we're in an open thread, here is a repost of my comment from the Pet Thread:
A lot has happened in the last few weeks. Yesterday morning I got targeted radiation treatment on the tumor they found in my brain a couple weeks ago, using a robotic device called CyberKnife. I lay on a table and it moved around, lobbing photon torpedoes at the tumor from different angles. I couldn't see it though, as I had to wear a plastic mask to keep my head still. The doctor said it went well and thinks that single treatment should kill it. The only side effect I felt yesterday was fatigue, which they said was normal. I went to bed early last night, got a good night's sleep, and woke up today feeling fine, and just finished mowing the lawn with no issues. Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 07:05 PM (sdi6R) 169
Sustainable; Woodland is playing sustainable golf right now. (Verb).
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2019 07:05 PM (vGYXT) 170
Miklos, you should just come and join us!
Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 07:06 PM (6LZkj) 171
rick,
Praying for you... Posted by: lin-duh at June 15, 2019 07:06 PM (UUBmN) 172
He sees her running down the concourse to fall into to awaiting arms and then...
Posted by: Ben Had Breaks into an awesome shirtless rendition of the Star Spangled Banner? Posted by: Miklos, there is Florida Man precedent at June 15, 2019 07:07 PM (QzkSJ) 173
>> 109 Insomniac may be tired out.
Hopefully he took some Vitamin E and ate some testosterone-boosting foods: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/323759.php It's the least we can do for the 'ette in our lives. Posted by: 40 miles north at June 15, 2019 07:08 PM (o2vOl) 174
Prayers up, rick.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 07:08 PM (fuK7c) 175
That sounds encouraging rickl. Hope all goes well.
Posted by: olddog in mo, Play Gloria! at June 15, 2019 07:08 PM (Dhht7) Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 07:08 PM (6LZkj) Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 07:08 PM (XAYDB) 178
They jumped into his pick-up,
Insomnia jammed her down in gear. Insomnia looked at Nurse, Said, "Let's get on out of here." The stars were high above them. The moon was in the east. The sun was setting on them, When they reached Miami Beach. They got a motel by the water, And a quart of Bombay Gin. The road goes on forever. And the party never ends. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2019 07:08 PM (Z+IKu) 179
rickl, thanks for the update. Sounds good that you felt well and they expect no further treatment needed. Continued prayers for you, my fellow moron.
Posted by: cfo mom at June 15, 2019 07:09 PM (RfzVr) 180
How do I love thee?
I love thee with the passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose Posted by: Miklos, quoting according to the Story of Insom at June 15, 2019 07:10 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: My life is insanity at June 15, 2019 07:11 PM (A0NQI) 182
129 TJM will be moderating the Movie Thread from Spain?
Posted by: kallisto at June 15, 2019 06:45 PM (5I436 ====== If I manage to stay awake with this glass of complimentary Cutty Sark, perhaps. Got church in the morning at the cathedral with Christopher Columbus. Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts and pre-order Crystal Embers today! at June 15, 2019 07:11 PM (OoEEx) 183
178 They jumped into his pick-up,
Insomnia jammed her down in gear. Insomnia looked at Nurse, Said, "Let's get on out of here." The stars were high above them. The moon was in the east. The sun was setting on them, When they reached Miami Beach. They got a motel by the water, And a quart of Bombay Gin. The road goes on forever. And the party never ends. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2019 07:08 PM (Z+IKu) stay away from the Cubans, Insom! Posted by: Tom Servo at June 15, 2019 07:12 PM (V2Yro) 184
LASue, are you lurking on this thread?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 07:13 PM (6LZkj) 185
TJM, ask Chris whether he hated the noble non-native Native Americans, he gets a bad rap these days.
Posted by: Rhomboid at June 15, 2019 07:13 PM (QYESj) 186
Who the heck knows Jim Croce songs??
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 07:01 PM (kqTPz) All us 29 year olds have photograghs and memories. Posted by: tbodie at June 15, 2019 07:13 PM (zcuxU) 187
hiya
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 07:14 PM (ScThf) 188
Nurse and the Insom and a dog named Jake
and a cat named Kalamazoo Left Tuscon in a pickup truck Gonna make their dreams come true. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not a Dullard at June 15, 2019 07:14 PM (SUV+r) Posted by: Jamie Foxx's Theme Song at June 15, 2019 07:14 PM (fuK7c) 190
Got church in the morning at the cathedral with Christopher Columbus.
----- I thought he was dead. Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 15, 2019 07:14 PM (iB1oa) 191
LMAO, O.J. Simpson is now on Twitter
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 07:14 PM (XAYDB) 192
rickl, hold on to what they told you after your treatment. That and GOD's Mercy. Doctors, nurses, and all medical personnel, be they believers or atheists, are in the time and place that GOD put them. From the beginning of time GOD planned they be there to care for you and so they did. Hold on, friend.
Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2019 07:15 PM (qBNEP) 193
>> 180 How do I love thee?
>> 172 He sees her running down the concourse to fall into >> awaiting arms and then breaks into an awesome shirtless >> rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. Miklos wins. Posted by: 40 miles north at June 15, 2019 07:15 PM (o2vOl) 194
All us 29 year olds have photograghs and memories.
Posted by: tbodie Telephone numbers on matchbooks? Kinda old and faded? Posted by: Miklos, the sob sisters are over there at June 15, 2019 07:15 PM (QzkSJ) 195
I see someone solved problem 1 and someone attempted problem 2 but seems to have a different move from me.
So. Problem 2. 1. Rxc4 Unfortuately the black Q has two different options. First. 1. ... Qe1+ 2. Rc1 Qa5 (or Qe1 3. Rxc5+ looks worse) 3. Rb3 threatening Qb8 and mate to follow. Still some work to do here. Second. Looks mostly forced. 1. ... Qb6 (protecting c5) 2. Rb3 Qc7 3. Rxc5 Qxc5 4. Qb8+ Kd7 5. Rb7+ Ke8 6. Qe5# Posted by: Off the reservation at June 15, 2019 07:15 PM (vWMNq) Posted by: Rhomboid at June 15, 2019 07:16 PM (QYESj) 197
Will there be live audio from the MoMe? At least audio. Posted by: Miklos, hearing the sound of ice cubes and gunfire at June 15, 2019 07:04 PM that raises a question...there being a semi-official rule of "no pictures" at the MoMes; I don't think there's any prohibition on audio I had my "Mr.Microphone with me at last weekend's MiMoMe; maybe I should find a 16 track tape machine for the next one Posted by: AltonJackson at June 15, 2019 07:16 PM (eReUo) 198
So I read this thing about getting rid of plastic straws, people are losing their shit. Why? I spent probably my first first 20 yrs using paper straws, never had a problem. I beard that the whole plastic straw thing was started by a 9 yr old.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2019 07:16 PM (vGYXT) 199
Hang tough, rickl. You got this.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not a Dullard at June 15, 2019 07:17 PM (SUV+r) 200
That's great news rickl. Praying that all continues to be well for you.
Vendette.. thank you! Now I know! Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 07:17 PM (dUJdY) 201
rickl, that's good news!
Prayers up for continued "no issues." Posted by: My life is insanity Seconded Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 07:17 PM (ScThf) 202
Really like the Bonus Melania pic.
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 07:17 PM (XAYDB) 203
195 Still some work to do here.
Looks as if most of the second line works here as well but the solutions are due to be posted soon ... so I probably don't have time. Posted by: Off the reservation at June 15, 2019 07:17 PM (vWMNq) 204
Telephone numbers on matchbooks? Kinda old and faded?
Some moron told a story about that a month or two ago. Song comes on the car radio and the daughter asks, "Daddy, what's an operator?" Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 07:17 PM (fuK7c) 205
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 07:05 PM (sdi6R)
Thanks for the update. Glad that you felt well enough to mow the lawn. Prayers continue. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2019 07:19 PM (ahS0B) 206
Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Devil with the Blue Dress on! Posted by: Tom Servo at June 15, 2019 07:19 PM (V2Yro) 207
191 LMAO, O.J. Simpson is now on Twitter
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 07:14 PM (XAYDB) Oh no no no no no no! Fuck no! Posted by: oj's oldest son with a long history of violence and acting stabby at June 15, 2019 07:19 PM (Lktpy) 208
@54 That little girl in the last picture is always going to wonder why the Lefties and the Press say bad things about Melania.
Because for the rest of her life, she will remember Melania as that nice woman that took the time to take a selfie with her. And some day, a big WOW, when she realizes how cool it was. ------------------ Either that, or she'll get so much grief over it as she grows up that she'll tear up her only copy and deny any and all claims that it's her in the picture. Posted by: junior at June 15, 2019 07:19 PM (Fp6vo) 209
I had my "Mr.Microphone with me at last weekend's MiMoMe; maybe I should find a 16 track tape machine for the next one
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 15, 2019 07:16 PM (eReUo) ---- He did some wicked beatboxing in the range parking lot. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 15, 2019 07:19 PM (kQs4Y) 210
Some moron told a story about that a month or two ago. Song comes on the car radio and the daughter asks,
"Daddy, what's an operator?" Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 07:17 PM They live behind the fence, honey. I could tell you about them, but I'd have to kill you. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2019 07:19 PM (Vzb0I) 211
Got church in the morning at the cathedral with Christopher Columbus.
----- I thought he was dead. Posted by: Captain Obvious If he ain't, he must poop once every ten years. Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 07:20 PM (ScThf) Posted by: Sade at June 15, 2019 07:20 PM (QzkSJ) 213
@rickl #91 ... missed that scrolling back.
@rickl #168 ... good luck with your treatment ... looks very star trek. Posted by: Off the reservation at June 15, 2019 07:21 PM (vWMNq) 214
Really damn annoying that ESPN switches to putting the score/count at the top of the frame for the CWS, where it's hidden by the CC.
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 07:21 PM (XAYDB) Posted by: Carl Perkins at June 15, 2019 07:22 PM (QzkSJ) 216
rickl - praying for you, can't imagine having to go through that
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2019 07:22 PM (BbGew) 217
An added bonus for the MoMe is that there is a large concrete area that will serve as a dance floor.
Ya all better like Bonnie Rait and Johnny Lang. Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 07:22 PM (6LZkj) 218
186 Who the heck knows Jim Croce songs??
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 07:01 PM (kqTPz) All us 29 year olds have photograghs and memories. Posted by: tbodie at June 15, 2019 07:13 PM (zcuxU) Bad Bad LeRoy Brown knows Jim Croce songs. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 15, 2019 07:22 PM (V2Yro) 219
Who the heck knows Jim Croce songs??
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 07:01 PM (kqTPz) I save Jim Croce songs in a bottle. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not a Dullard at June 15, 2019 07:23 PM (SUV+r) 220
Ever watch those videos where they put a kid in front of a rotary phone and ask them to work it?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2019 07:23 PM (vGYXT) 221
Operator, operator, won't you help me post this comment.
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 15, 2019 07:23 PM (vWMNq) 222
Thank's everybody. I should point out that while the doctor said the radiation should kill this particular tumor, there's no guarantee that new ones won't appear.
But I figure just concentrate on this one, and worry about hypothetical future ones if and when they arise. Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 07:24 PM (sdi6R) 223
So, if I end up using the chainsaw to cut the cigars, I should do all at once, right?
Posted by: Miklos, amateur tobacco shade tree physicist at June 15, 2019 07:24 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 15, 2019 07:25 PM (sy5kK) 225
Ya all better like Bonnie Rait and Johnny Lang. Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 07:22 PM no Ray Wylie Hubbard? Posted by: AltonJackson at June 15, 2019 07:25 PM (eReUo) 226
Time in a Bottle
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2019 07:25 PM (vGYXT) 227
rickl, you are a blessing unto the Horde and we love you.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 07:26 PM (6LZkj) 228
I thought he was dead.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 15, 2019 07:14 PM (iB1oa) Us old white guys may die, but we never go away. Posted by: tbodie at June 15, 2019 07:26 PM (zcuxU) 229
Wasted Days And Wasted Nights
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 15, 2019 07:26 PM (aS1PU) 230
"Target guests are currently unable to make purchases at Target stores. Our teams are troubleshooting now."
How about about a back up plan that involves registers that don't need electricity or the internet? Posted by: lowandslow at June 15, 2019 07:26 PM (4thlk) 231
Solutions up
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 07:26 PM (t4VPg) 232
I was telling my dogs groomer's husband about how I eat a keto diet and I like lots of steak. He's started talking about how we now know that raising livestock for food is bad for the environment...
Sometimes I hate living in Austin, ok it's most of the time. Posted by: lin-duh at June 15, 2019 07:26 PM (UUBmN) Posted by: Miklos, shade tree anthropologist at June 15, 2019 07:26 PM (QzkSJ) 234
and worry about hypothetical future ones if and when they arise.
No, if they arise you don't worry about them. You carve them out with a frickin' x-acto knife and sautee them in garlic. Then you eat the fricking cancer. You eat it and shit it out. Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 07:26 PM (fuK7c) 235
Telephone numbers on matchbooks? Kinda old and faded? Posted by: Miklos, the sob sisters are over there at June 15 Gah, I've been sorting and trashing all day. Found my MC license from 91 and 38 special ticket stubs from 92. I'm mucking out. Posted by: Infidel at June 15, 2019 07:27 PM (xzK3J) Posted by: Off the reservation at June 15, 2019 07:27 PM (vWMNq) Posted by: the Police at June 15, 2019 07:27 PM (QzkSJ) 238
No, if they arise you don't worry about them. You carve them out with a frickin' x-acto knife and sautee them in garlic.
Then you eat the fricking cancer. You eat it and shit it out. Posted by: Bandersnatch Guess this ain't the food thread. Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 07:28 PM (ScThf) 239
@198 Why? I spent probably my first first 20 yrs using paper straws, never had a problem.
-------------------- Some locales aren't allowing ANY straws. There was a boba tea place up in San Francisco that backed that city's straw ban. Boba tea requires straws to drink properly, but the place had already made arrangements to switch over to edible straws. Unfortunately, it was only after the ban went into effect that the tea place discovered that San Francisco's ban covered *all* straws, and not just plastic ones. Posted by: junior at June 15, 2019 07:29 PM (Fp6vo) 240
Has anyone heard from Bluebell ?
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 07:29 PM (ScThf) 241
AltonJackson- Stevie Ray Vaughn, Motown and Doyle Bramhall.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 07:29 PM (6LZkj) 242
220 Ever watch those videos where they put a kid in front of a rotary phone and ask them to work it?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2019 07:23 PM (vGYXT) There is a great Bell Telephone film on YouTube from 1940 where rotary phones are being introduced in a small town and the old folk have to be taught how to use them. Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 07:29 PM (sdi6R) 243
Sending prayers for rickl and Mrs. olddog.
114 of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose That scans exactly as "in the court of the Crimson King". We should Horde-source a prog rock song. Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 06:31 PM (fuK7c) Now we just need a theme, an electric organ, and 45 minutes of playing time. Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at June 15, 2019 07:29 PM (1FhAQ) 244
the chess thread would be a lot more enjoyable if the answers were in English, instead of secret code.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 15, 2019 07:30 PM (OpNEm) Posted by: tbodie at June 15, 2019 07:30 PM (zcuxU) 246
Has anyone heard from Bluebell ?
Cut her arm off and then poked her eye with the stump. I think she's taking pirate lessons from grammie winger. Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 07:30 PM (fuK7c) 247
I'm down with that, Ben Had Posted by: AltonJackson at June 15, 2019 07:30 PM (eReUo) 248
the place had already made arrangements to switch over to edible straws.
Hmm. Edible underwear preceded edible straws by decades. Interesting how human knowledge advances. Posted by: Miklos, expert of some sort at June 15, 2019 07:30 PM (QzkSJ) 249
Has anyone heard from Bluebell ?
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 07:29 PM (ScThf) Three or so days ago, off the blog. She didn't mention that she'd be away or anything. Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 07:31 PM (t+qrx) 250
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No, if they arise you don't worry about them. You carve them out with a frickin' x-acto knife and sautee them in garlic. Then you eat the fricking cancer. You eat it and shit it out. Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 07:26 PM (fuK7c) Before or after I slap hot iron to it? Just want to make sure I keep the instructions straight. Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 07:32 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 07:32 PM (dUJdY) 252
Wow, Jim Croce really had lots of hit songs.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 07:33 PM (t4VPg) 253
70's moustache competition:
Jim Croce [ ] Thomas Magnum [ ] Vote or add your own, unless it's Lemmy. Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2019 07:34 PM (vGYXT) 254
Every once in a while, I "discover" a song that I may have heard 1000x before, but which suddenly captures my attention for some reason. Ace has triggered these before for me, on some of his rare music threads. But this week it came from the radio - Eric Clapton's "Mainline Florida". That guitar riff is almost mesmerizing. The organ adds a lot too, and I just learned that he used a talk-box towards the end. I'll probably listen to it over and over until I get sick of it.
Posted by: Chris M at June 15, 2019 07:34 PM (6XZdO) 255
Before or after I slap hot iron to it? Just want to make sure I keep the instructions straight.
Posted by: rickl "This electrical hot iron slapper is not for use in bathtub or other water using situations" Posted by: Miklos, unread technical writer at June 15, 2019 07:35 PM (QzkSJ) 256
She's living in L.A., with my best old ex-friend Ray I really liked that line. Says so much with few words. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 15, 2019 07:35 PM (sy5kK) 257
Sam Elliott.
Posted by: Infidel at June 15, 2019 07:35 PM (xzK3J) Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 07:35 PM (t+qrx) 259
252 Wow, Jim Croce really had lots of hit songs.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 07:33 PM (t4VPg) Yes, in a very short period of time. His career was just hitting its stride when he was killed in a small plane crash while on tour. Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 07:35 PM (sdi6R) 260
Liked Croce's music but Tom Selleck had the entire package. Mustache and good looks. Last episode of Magnum PI with him in uniform. Yowsa!
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 15, 2019 07:35 PM (N3JsI) 261
252 Wow, Jim Croce really had lots of hit songs.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 07:33 PM (t4VPg) --Yeah, pretty good. Also Al Stewart. Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 07:35 PM (XAYDB) 262
Ben Had, Bonnie Raitt and Nick Of Time. Sings like an angel, since the 60's.
Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2019 07:36 PM (qBNEP) 263
Wow, Jim Croce really had lots of hit songs.
Posted by: OregonMuse The 70's did, in fact, suck. QED Posted by: Miklos, and the polyester clothes at June 15, 2019 07:37 PM (QzkSJ) 264
Eromero-Angel from Montgomery.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 07:37 PM (6LZkj) 265
Ben Had, Bonnie Raitt and Nick Of Time. Sings like an angel, since the 60's.
Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2019 07:36 PM (qBNEP) Her version of Prine's "Angel From Montgomery" is the best. Nothing comes close. Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 07:37 PM (t+qrx) Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 07:38 PM (XAYDB) 267
240 Has anyone heard from Bluebell ?
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 07:29 PM (ScThf) --- The guard with the spork in his jugular. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 15, 2019 07:39 PM (kQs4Y) 268
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Also Al Stewart. Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 07:35 PM (XAYDB) Al Stewart is an infinitely better songwriter in my opinion, but Croce had more actual hit singles. Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 07:39 PM (sdi6R) 269
Scrolling back, trying to catch up after being off the grid....
olddog, that's so sweet. The little things we take for granted, they mean so much when we aren't able to do them. May you and the mrs. continue to find and appreciate those "things." Posted by: My life is insanity at June 15, 2019 07:39 PM (A0NQI) Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 07:39 PM (kqTPz) Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 07:39 PM (dUJdY) 272
232 I was telling my dogs groomer's husband about how I eat a keto diet and I like lots of steak. He's started talking about how we now know that raising livestock for food is bad for the environment...
Sometimes I hate living in Austin, ok it's most of the time. ======== Just say "anything we do is bad for the enviroment to some extent, so the only solution is for all of us to die...... you go first." Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 15, 2019 07:39 PM (fj0NQ) 273
Mom and lesbian lover tear off 9-year-old son's penis then behead him...
A MUM and her lesbian lover tore off her nine-year-old son's penis before beheading him because he reminded her of her dad. - Well, it is Pride Month. https://bit.ly/2KPkt9O Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2019 07:39 PM (+y/Ru) 274
hogmartin, we shall stand together and sing it in full throated harmony.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 07:39 PM (6LZkj) 275
Some locales aren't allowing ANY straws
- Could you imagine what they'd do if they found out trash services in the hinterlands don't give a sh*t about recycling, straws, or whether you mixed your paper with your plastic in the big black garbage bags of trash you take to the dump? See all those red states? Everyone outside of the cities doesn't give a sh*t because they know no one is paying them for the garbage. Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 15, 2019 07:40 PM (qKSAT) 276
Rickl, this will probably be willowed but so glad things went well yesterday. I pray for you every day.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at June 15, 2019 07:40 PM (Vf4Y7) 277
Al Stewart is an infinitely better songwriter in my opinion, but Croce had more actual hit singles.
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 07:39 PM (sdi6R) --"Year of the Cat" was good. I liked it as a kid, way before I got the full meaning. Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 07:42 PM (XAYDB) 278
Hiya Mrs. Leggy !
Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 07:42 PM (ScThf) 279
Seems like 1. Rxc4 allows more counterplay by black after 1. ... Qa5 than does 1. Rb3, which, as noted, opens up 2. Qb8+ after 1. ... Qa5.
For instance, 1. Rxc4 Qa5, 2. Ra3 Qb6, 3. Rb4 Rxf6 (or 3 Rc3 Rxd5). White still has a very strong position, or course, but black is at least having the prospect of getting one or both rooks into play. Posted by: civil truth at June 15, 2019 07:42 PM (YJ0bx) 280
hogmartin, we shall stand together and sing it in full throated harmony.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 07:39 PM (6LZkj) Agreed, but only if you back me up. Last time I quoted it on the ONT, SMH and logprof thought I was an 'ette. I can play it too, if someone leaves a guitar unattended. It's only four chords, and they're the easy ones. Even easier if you capo. Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 07:42 PM (t+qrx) 281
And what the actual F is "sustainable" supposed to mean? Posted by: Rhomboid A perpetual motion machine Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2019 07:42 PM (aKsyK) 282
Suzie Parker 2nd model in retro model line up. She was beautiful. She was married to Bradford Dillman. Ok actor but I always thought, huh? What is the appeal?
Posted by: argie at June 15, 2019 07:42 PM (6lIeU) Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 07:43 PM (ScThf) 284
A MUM and her lesbian lover tore off her nine-year-old son's penis before beheading him because he reminded her of her dad.
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that horrible story. Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 07:43 PM (dUJdY) 285
I'm asking the questions here!
Posted by: Jewells45 *waves custom keychain in front of monitor* *speaks with distinct Hungarian accent* You are sleepy, veeery sleeepy.... (Now Jewells, Command Him!) Posted by: Miklos, needing cape and other miscellany at June 15, 2019 07:43 PM (QzkSJ) 286
Stewart did have Roads to Moscow, the rare pop song having to do with anything other than luv or stupid youthful rebellion etc., which was nice.
Posted by: Rhomboid at June 15, 2019 07:43 PM (QYESj) 287
Al Stewart is an infinitely better songwriter in my opinion, but Croce had more actual hit singles.
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 07:39 PM (sdi6R) It is known. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 07:43 PM (t4VPg) 288
The guard with the spork in his jugular.
That sounds like something from Jail Clue Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 07:43 PM (ScThf) Or a John Bellairs title from an alternate universe. Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 07:44 PM (t+qrx) 289
JT! Happy Saturday night!
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at June 15, 2019 07:44 PM (Vf4Y7) 290
Year of the Cat was one of the best tech orally recorded albums I probably had
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2019 07:44 PM (vGYXT) 291
I'll bring my harmonica... Posted by: AltonJackson at June 15, 2019 07:44 PM (eReUo) 292
--"Year of the Cat" was good. I liked it as a kid, way before I got the full meaning.
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 07:42 PM (XAYDB) Care to explain then? Cuz I loved it but didn't understand it at all. I was young and dumb though. Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 07:44 PM (dUJdY) 293
232 I was telling my dogs groomer's husband about how I eat a keto diet and I like lots of steak. He's started talking about how we now know that raising livestock for food is bad for the environment...
Sometimes I hate living in Austin, ok it's most of the time. Posted by: lin-duh at June 15, 2019 07:26 PM (UUBmN) That's when you say, "I know. Thank God we slaughtered all the buffalo on the plains or the world would have ended generations ago." Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 15, 2019 07:44 PM (jp0Bv) 294
MUM and her lesbian lover tore off her nine-year-old son's penis before beheading him because he reminded her of her dad.
- Wait, the kid didn't remind her of HIS dad, but of her dad? Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 15, 2019 07:44 PM (qKSAT) Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 07:44 PM (ScThf) 296
hogmartin, guess who happens to have a guitar,
DangerGirl and she will bring it. I'm gonna bet that Jane D'oh will join us. Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 07:45 PM (6LZkj) 297
Damn, this game has hellaceous pitching.
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 07:45 PM (XAYDB) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2019 07:45 PM (aKsyK) 299
260 Liked Croce's music but Tom Selleck had the entire package. Mustache and good looks. Last episode of Magnum PI with him in uniform. Yowsa!
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 15, 2019 07:35 PM (N3JsI) I take it you're an 'ette, then...? Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 07:46 PM (t4VPg) 300
Or a John Bellairs title from an alternate universe.
--- Ha! Would read. Lewis can only take so much. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 15, 2019 07:46 PM (kQs4Y) Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 07:46 PM (ScThf) 302
Mom and lesbian lover tear off 9-year-old son's penis then behead him...
A MUM and her lesbian lover tore off her nine-year-old son's penis before beheading him because he reminded her of her dad. - Well, it is Pride Month. https://bit.ly/2KPkt9O Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2019 07:39 PM (+y/Ru) Maybe they can write that into the next episode of My Little Pony Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2019 07:46 PM (aVdBV) Posted by: Miklos, willing to be oysterboarded at June 15, 2019 07:46 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 07:46 PM (kqTPz) 305
Lewis can only take so much.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 15, 2019 07:46 PM (kQs4Y) Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 07:47 PM (t+qrx) 306
Alton, please do!
Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 07:47 PM (6LZkj) 307
Also, props to the Marine keeping eyes frontandcenter as FLOTUS walks by.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 15, 2019 07:47 PM (kQs4Y) 308
Good on yuh rickl, fuck cancer.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 15, 2019 07:47 PM (fj0NQ) Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 07:47 PM (kqTPz) 310
MUM and her lesbian lover tore off her nine-year-old son's penis before beheading him because he reminded her of her dad.
- (crosses legs) Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 07:48 PM (ScThf) 311
Miklos, after the oysters comes 20
ettes line dancing in blue jeans. Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 07:49 PM (6LZkj) 312
Is tonight a movie thread night or a fishy thread night?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 15, 2019 07:49 PM (kQs4Y) 313
307 Also, props to the Marine keeping eyes frontandcenter as FLOTUS walks by.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 15, 2019 07:47 PM (kQs4Y) I didn't know they allowed blind men in the Marines. Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 07:49 PM (sdi6R) 314
Maybe they can write that into the next episode of My Little Pony
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2019 07:46 PM (aVdBV) Ugh. That article reads like a script from a horror movie. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 07:50 PM (t4VPg) Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 07:50 PM (kqTPz) 316
Miklos, after the oysters comes 20
ettes line dancing in blue jeans. Posted by: Ben Had Daisy Dukes? Posted by: Miklos, culturally appropriate at June 15, 2019 07:50 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 07:50 PM (dUJdY) 318
Rickl -Pretty sure nose oncologists are like that, this cancer/tumor is gone, but it may come back.
Kinda like the Hoarde and feelings when a rhino is purged. Congrats on it being gone. Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2019 07:50 PM (F9322) 319
312 Is tonight a movie thread night or a fishy thread night?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 15, 2019 07:49 PM (kQs4Y) TJM's movie thread will be up shortly. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 07:50 PM (t4VPg) 320
I take it you're an 'ette, then...?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 07:46 PM (t4VPg) ====== How dare you assume it's gender! Your agonizer sir! Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 15, 2019 07:51 PM (fj0NQ) 321
292 --"Year of the Cat" was good. I liked it as a kid, way before I got the full meaning.
Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 07:42 PM (XAYDB) Care to explain then? Cuz I loved it but didn't understand it at all. I was young and dumb though. Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 07:44 PM (dUJdY) --There were just some 70's/early '80s songs that struck a chord. I also loved this one: https://youtu.be/KQ-8KpYHE5Q Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 07:51 PM (XAYDB) 322
Good on yuh rickl, fuck cancer.
rickl's gonna be busy. He's supposed to cook it, eat it shit it out and fuck it. Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 07:52 PM (ScThf) Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 07:52 PM (kqTPz) 324
Jewells, bring a pair of jeans. We are gonna Tx party,
Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 07:52 PM (6LZkj) 325
"Most", where did "nose" come from autocucumber?
Posted by: Bete at June 15, 2019 07:52 PM (F9322) 326
293 232 I was telling my dogs groomer's husband about how I eat a keto diet and I like lots of steak. He's started talking about how we now know that raising livestock for food is bad for the environment...
Sometimes I hate living in Austin, ok it's most of the time. Posted by: lin-duh at June 15, 2019 07:26 PM (UUBmN) That's when you say, "I know. Thank God we slaughtered all the buffalo on the plains or the world would have ended generations ago." Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 15, 2019 07:44 PM (jp0Bv) Ha! Great answer! Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 07:52 PM (sdi6R) 327
Bluebell commented in a thread several days ago that she was having an health issue with one of eyes and her vision, so please keep her in prayer for healing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2019 07:53 PM (ahS0B) 328
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It's Fish Movie night. For instance, SPLASH. Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 07:50 PM (kqTPz ===== More of a monkey movie thread night. Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts and pre-order Crystal Embers today! at June 15, 2019 07:53 PM (OoEEx) 329
"Year of the Cat" was good. I liked it as a kid, way before I got the full meaning.
- You had to buy the song to find out if the cat is dead or alive? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2019 07:53 PM (+y/Ru) 330
Hey everybody.
Been eating too much of the Beer Nuts Bar Mix lately. Now I gots me the scurrrrrrvy!! :-P Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2019 07:53 PM (miE9U) 331
ettes line dancing in blue jeans.
Say what? Posted by: Jewells45 They're counting on you to have a Ronco Rhinestone and Stud Setter...and to know how to use it Posted by: Miklos, thinking he's missing out at June 15, 2019 07:53 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Zombie Harry Chapin at June 15, 2019 07:54 PM (EgshT) 333
Bluebell commented in a thread several days ago that she was having an health issue with one of eyes and her vision, so please keep her in prayer for healing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2019 07:53 PM (ahS0B) Thanks, FenelonSpoke. I hadn't heard that part. Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 07:54 PM (t+qrx) 334
Best Jim Croce song?
Easy: Cat In The Cradle. Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics dat wuz Harry Chapin. Another one that died early Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 07:54 PM (ScThf) Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 07:55 PM (dUJdY) 336
More of a monkey movie thread night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts and pre-order Crystal Embers today! at June 15, 2019 07:53 PM (OoEEx) Will there be poo-flinging? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 15, 2019 07:55 PM (kQs4Y) 337
Easy: Cat In The Cradle.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 07:52 PM (kqTPz) No, that's that other songwriter guy, old whatsisname, f* me, my mind's gone blank, I can't remember, he also did 'Taxi' and 'W*O*L*D'. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 07:55 PM (t4VPg) 338
I justi gotta say, since she won't look at the comments, but i had a conversation with my mom tonight at a random bar in Seville that was like talking to a Moron from this fine place.. It was so nice.
She does frequent this site from time to time. I think she only looks at the comments on movie threads. So, pants, people! Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts and pre-order Crystal Embers today! at June 15, 2019 07:55 PM (OoEEx) 339
Harry Chapin! Thanks Jewells.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 07:55 PM (t4VPg) 340
Harry Chapin is the "Cat Stevens" yes? Same guy? Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 07:55 PM (kqTPz) 341
I didn't know Chapin died. He turned Muslim many years ago.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 07:56 PM (dUJdY) 342
Easy: Cat In The Cradle.
That's Harry Chapin. Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 07:55 PM (dUJdY) I thought he was the guy with the Tramp character and the Hitler mustache? Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2019 07:56 PM (CVHFl) 343
Miklos, no trash flash be happening here.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 07:56 PM (6LZkj) 344
You had to buy the song to find out if the cat is dead or alive?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 15, 2019 07:53 PM (+y/Ru) Schrodinger sez, even then you won't know until you open it. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 15, 2019 07:56 PM (V2Yro) Posted by: JT at June 15, 2019 07:56 PM (ScThf) 346
Thank you Fenelon. I had not heard. I will be praying for her. She's a gem.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 07:57 PM (dUJdY) Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 07:57 PM (kqTPz) Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 15, 2019 07:57 PM (t4VPg) 349
Apparently OJ's first tweet was that he had "some things to straighten out"
Still looking for the Real Killer? Posted by: logprof at June 15, 2019 07:57 PM (XAYDB) 350
273 Mom and lesbian lover tear off 9-year-old son's penis then behead him...
A MUM and her lesbian lover tore off her nine-year-old son's penis before beheading him because he reminded her of her dad. - Well, it is Pride Month. https://bit.ly/2KPkt9O I'm glad I can't look at this story. I'm at work. Posted by: Puddleglum at June 15, 2019 07:57 PM (VhR1N) 351
On a morning from a Bogart movie
In a country where they turn back time You do something something like Peter Lorre Contemplating a crime... Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 07:57 PM (fuK7c) 352
That's Harry Chapin.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 07:55 PM (dUJdY) I thought he was the guy with the Tramp character and the Hitler mustache? Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 15, 2019 07:56 PM (CVHFl) No, he played the Judge on Night Court. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 15, 2019 07:57 PM (V2Yro) 353
rickl - Good news. Been wondering when we could expect to hear from you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 15, 2019 07:57 PM (U2TY5) 354
"Year of the Cat" was one of those rare albums where every song on it is great.
Stewart has recorded a number of excellent albums since then, but none of them have produced hit singles as far as I know. There was "Time Passages", the immediate follow up to "Cat", but since then he has fallen off the face of the earth as far as the Top 40 charts are concerned. But not true. He's got a lot of great albums. Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 07:58 PM (sdi6R) 355
The Wreck of the Edmonton Fitzgerald?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 15, 2019 07:58 PM (vGYXT) 356
So, pants, people!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's I think TJM is a Charlestonian, n'est pas? I will be in the Holy City for a meeting on upper King Street until about 2 on Monday. Any particular suggestions for a late lunch place nearby much appreciated. Posted by: Miklos, on I-26 at June 15, 2019 07:58 PM (QzkSJ) 357
Apparently OJ's first tweet was that he had "some things to straighten out" Sounds like Fred Goldman had better watch his ass. Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 07:59 PM (kqTPz) 358
dat wuz Harry Chapin.
Another one that died early Volkswagen Rabbit. Long Island Expressway. Under a truck. It's odd which details stick with one. Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 07:59 PM (fuK7c) Posted by: Jewells45 at June 15, 2019 07:59 PM (dUJdY) Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 07:59 PM (kqTPz) Posted by: Proud Mary at June 15, 2019 07:59 PM (QzkSJ) 362
I like King Kong movies
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2019 08:00 PM (BbGew) 363
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Chapin turned muslim, too?? Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 07:57 PM (kqTPz) No, he got hit by a truck. Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2019 08:00 PM (sdi6R) 364
Chapin turned muslim, too??
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 15, 2019 07:57 PM (kqTPz) No, he got hit by a truck. Posted by: rickl Inshallah Posted by: Mullah Miklos at June 15, 2019 08:01 PM (QzkSJ) 365
356 So, pants, people!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's I think TJM is a Charlestonian, n'est pas? I will be in the Holy City for a meeting on upper King Street until about 2 on Monday. Any particular suggestions for a late lunch place nearby much appreciated. Posted by: Miklos, on I-26 at June 15, 2019 07:58 PM (QzkSJ ===== 82 Queen Though that's that not close to upper king. Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts and pre-order Crystal Embers today! at June 15, 2019 08:01 PM (OoEEx) Posted by: AltonJackson at June 15, 2019 08:02 PM (eReUo) 367
Harry Chapin was not a Muslim, nor was Jim Croce. It was Cat Stevens who became a Muslim.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2019 08:03 PM (ahS0B) 368
Though that's that not close to upper king.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Thank you, supposed to be good, but so are they all. Posted by: Miklos Domino, how I hate Blue Mondays, gotta work like a slave all day at June 15, 2019 08:03 PM (QzkSJ) 369
Alton. practice, practice, practice.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2019 08:04 PM (6LZkj) 370
The captain of the Edmund Fitzgerald would have come out as Muslim if he'd put fifteen more miles behind him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 15, 2019 08:04 PM (fuK7c) 371
Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya.
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at June 15, 2019 08:06 PM (EgshT) 372
looks like I've forgotten two of mt three chords
sad Posted by: AltonJackson at June 15, 2019 08:02 PM (eReUo) Capo @2, Angel from Montgomery is D-A-E with a G in the chorus Godspeed. Posted by: hogmartin at June 15, 2019 08:11 PM (t+qrx) 373
Cat Stevens (Castevens) became Yusuf Islam. Don't listen to the ahole anymore.
Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2019 08:19 PM (qBNEP) 374
always with the chink.
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 15, 2019 08:23 PM (B+t5k) 375
Capo @2, Angel from Montgomery is D-A-E with a G in the chorus it's not on songsterr & I don't have a capo also, apparently my son tuned my strat to "drop D" which partially explains why everything sounded "off" Posted by: AltonJackson at June 15, 2019 08:24 PM (eReUo) Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 15, 2019 08:29 PM (5WpEK) 377
Hillary projects a lot of heat, sort of like Satan.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 15, 2019 08:58 PM (WEBkv) 378
Fail to see how Bxe6 is pretty much forced.
No surprise there In fact the Ne6 check, was my first thought at a glance. But why not counter with pxe6. Requires further study. Posted by: the rookie at June 15, 2019 09:01 PM (ubFZv) Posted by: the rookie at June 15, 2019 09:07 PM (ubFZv) 380
Er, um F5
Posted by: the rookie at June 15, 2019 09:08 PM (ubFZv) 381
Good beginner chess book?
Posted by: Shaz-ham at June 16, 2019 01:12 AM (UxCTV) Posted by: saf at June 16, 2019 06:58 AM (5IHGB) 383
#378: the black pawn at f7 is pinned, so it can't capture the knight.
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