Sarah Sanders Will Hang Up Her Spokeswoman Spurs Next Month

Roger Kimball documents the Mean Girls of the press cursing her.

Then we come to another leitmotif in the anti-Sanders orgy that has so delighted the anti-Trump stalwarts commenting on Sanders’s departure. I mean the fact that she long ago dispensed with daily press briefings. 'Other press secretaries and the administrations they served have catered to us, why don’t you?'
Here I come to a melancholy truth that, being of a charitable disposition, I hesitate to impart to the yapping pack of sensitive and entitled scribes who have closed ranks against the president and his staff. It is this: Donald Trump does things differently from other presidents. You may have been used to being fed pabulum daily by previous administrations, some of which you treated with hostile disdain, some with uncritical adulation.
But nowhere, except in the odiferous annals of your inflated self-importance, is it written that you are entitled to daily, weekly, or monthly press briefings. I know that is a blow to your vanity, but there it is. Mirabile dictu, the republic survives, even in the face of your neglect. The truth is, as any dispassionate observer will acknowledge, that Donald Trump and Sarah Sanders have treated the press with far more courtesy and candor than they have treated them.
What the press cannot abide is their continued existence: that Donald Trump is still, even now, even after they, thundering bullfrogs of the press, have laid out their objections to an indifferent populace. How could they, the ingrates. And now a Trump loyalist is departing. Let's hound her on the way out and exhibit just how small, ungracious, and craven we are.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:42 PM

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1 She'll be lauded as her successor is named the next nazi...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2019 05:44 PM (6qErC)

2 Who will bake my pies?

Posted by: April Ryan at June 14, 2019 05:45 PM (5LwiY)

3 BTW, we're hardly indifferent. We're laughing at the presstitues.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2019 05:46 PM (6qErC)

4 That's too bad. I love Kernal Sanders Kentucky fried Chicken.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 14, 2019 05:46 PM (pw+jk)

5 She will be missed...

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2019 05:46 PM (axyOa)

6 Sarah is awesome

Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:46 PM (HrSJb)

7 Read the content.

Needs more pictures of beautiful half-nekkid women.

Posted by: Robert at June 14, 2019 05:47 PM (O/0hw)

8 She will be missed. I have a lot of respect for her.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 14, 2019 05:47 PM (XMhQP)

9 WOW!! Ninth Circus rules for Trump on Military Trannie Ban,

Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:47 PM (HrSJb)

10 2020 campaign coming up... relevant to the choice to replace her?

Posted by: davidt at June 14, 2019 05:47 PM (wNJRK)

11 Too bad. I like her; I think she did a great job. I can't blame her for wanting to get out of the fishbowl existence of D.C.

I read Hogan Gridley is in the running. He seems like a very direct person, not cowed by the pressitutes..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2019 05:48 PM (ahS0B)

12 sarah rules.

the mean girls suck.

Posted by: trapper's girl at June 14, 2019 05:49 PM (LTXH+)

13 How very....woke of them. I guess.

First they made fun of her weight, and then her makeup, and then her accent, and then, just about anything the usual mean girls of jr. high could come up with.

What they couldn't fault was her composure, her intelligence, and her unswerving devotion to duty. None of these three things even blip the radar for these imbeciles, because they have never experienced any of them themselves.

Most of the bullies used to be the limp-wristed, nerd-faced asshats who got pushed around in high school and think it is the epitome of elitism to do the same to others, once the rest of us have grown up and moved on.

I'm still waiting for the adults to show up work in the press, but so far, no luck.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 14, 2019 05:50 PM (vVOK2)

14 She did an awesome job, maybe she'll show up in the Trump campaign.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 14, 2019 05:50 PM (r+sAi)

15 On her last day she should place a big turd on the lectern for the press to ponder -- and she never shows up. They just sit there looking at a turd.

Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2019 05:50 PM (oFcdC)

16 Mike Huckabee and Sarah have been great Trump supporters.

Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:51 PM (HrSJb)

17 Arkansas Governor Sarah Sanders.

Posted by: davidt at June 14, 2019 05:52 PM (wNJRK)

18 I'll miss her routinely bitchslapping the press, but she's earned her spurs.

I bet she doesn't land in some $500k/year VP job like EVERY ONE of TFG's former spokesholes.

And she might even be able to go out to dinner with her family now. Thanks for what you endured, Sarah.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 14, 2019 05:52 PM (Z4rgH)

19 She caused much wailing of feminists particularly ones that sported a wenis... like Accoster and April Ryan.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2019 05:52 PM (pw+jk)

20 Rush had a montage of media reactions to this.

It was disgusting. I mean, more disgusting than usual. I thought I was going to have a stroke.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 14, 2019 05:52 PM (JcXHH)

21 I would like to see Sarah, at her final briefing, walk up to Acosta. lift her Dress, and give him a golden Shower.
Gross. Sorry

Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:53 PM (HrSJb)

22 I heard a radio caller suggest Candace Owens get the job.
I like it.

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 14, 2019 05:54 PM (dm05u)

23 14 She did an awesome job, maybe she'll show up in the Trump campaign.
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That's what I was thinking. The governorship isn't open until 2023 or something. Her start with Trump was with his campaign organization.

In any event, like everyone else I hate to see her leave. She seems like a genuinely good person.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 14, 2019 05:54 PM (hjaPQ)

24 I like Sarah Sanders. I think she did a great job herding the stupid media cats and I wish her well.

Hope Trump picks someone equally as articulate, smart and tough.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 14, 2019 05:54 PM (jUVms)

25 Good luck to whomever replaces her. She set the bar high.

Posted by: Bosk at June 14, 2019 05:54 PM (9m9TT)

26 Dear Diary,
So mean girl Sarah Sanders quit before I could get her. i hate, HATE her. The way she snubbed me and made me look like a tween girl made me so MAD.
Well at least a lot of people will show up to get one of my books autographed today.

Love, Jimmy

Posted by: Jim Asscosta at June 14, 2019 05:55 PM (pw+jk)

27 Dennis Miller for her replacement. And the biggest, no-nonsense SEAL as a sidekick.

I want the Washington Press Corp to look back on the Sanders era as a light romantic comedy time for them. They earned their right to suffer, those sanctimonious, brainless, crazed Leftists.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2019 05:55 PM (u82oZ)

28 20 Rush had a montage of media reactions to this.

It was disgusting. I mean, more disgusting than usual. I thought I was going to have a stroke.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 14, 2019 05:52 PM (JcXHH)

As a woman in a traditionally male profession during the 1980's, I endured so much of this nonsense by simply realizing that, if the called me "bitch," it meant I was doing my job and not falling down like the good ol' boys expected.

You don't take flak if you are not over the target.

It isn't nice, or easy, or display of mature adulthood, but it is, in the end, just a bunch of words.

I expect Sarah Sanders knows that and continues apace.

It really leaves the asshats looking like, well, asshats.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 14, 2019 05:55 PM (vVOK2)

29 Fuggem. Sarah was awesome and most of them secretly relished being chastised by her.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 14, 2019 05:56 PM (RD7QR)

30 The media being little bitches to Sarah and bitchy about her exit tells me she did an excellent job for our President.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 14, 2019 05:56 PM (jUVms)

31 Fuggem. Sarah was awesome and most of them secretly relished being chastised by her.

The shame IS part of the kink.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 14, 2019 05:56 PM (Sr57E)

32 I wanna see Diamond and Silk as co-press secretaries.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2019 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)

33 Now I'm picturing Sanders on my back, giving me the spurs.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 14, 2019 05:57 PM (mk9aG)

34 Now I'm looking for a top 10 "thundering bullfrogs of the press" list.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 14, 2019 05:57 PM (Sk/5h)

35 Obligatory Bad Lip Reading vid.
https://youtu.be/8EsUNOIYyKg

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 14, 2019 05:57 PM (aS1PU)

36 Next: Governor Sarah Sanders

2028, President Sarah Sanders?

Assuming Baron has not become a Super Sayiin by then...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 05:57 PM (bcbK8)

37 Didn't she serve just about average time for a Press Secretary ?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 05:58 PM (2DOZq)

38 Rush was on fire today for sure. He is worried that Barr is dragging this out on the investigation

Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:58 PM (HrSJb)

39 It does make me sad that the useless sacks of lying shits will have their jobs after Sarah leaves.

We can't have nice things.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 05:59 PM (bcbK8)

40 Weird that the left loves all forms of deviancy, fat pride, and "accepting your looks as is" but they sure like to fling poo about a women's size, clothes and makeup they don't like.

So fake. True assholes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 14, 2019 05:59 PM (jUVms)

41 Sarah Sanders was a consummate professional. I don't think we have heard the end of her. She may be tougher than Donnie Two Scoops. She makes her dad look like a lightweight.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 14, 2019 05:59 PM (KP5rU)

42 She's not actually going away. Here's to the future Governor.

Posted by: trev006 at June 14, 2019 05:59 PM (/cdp2)

43 What is up with Breitbart? are they pro Biden?

Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:59 PM (HrSJb)

44 She did an amazing job but I'm sure the stress was very difficult to deal with. Most press secretaries usually only last a few years.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 05:59 PM (dUJdY)

45 Her slightly distracted annoyed Mom attitude was always hilarious. I'll miss her.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2019 06:00 PM (4ErVI)

46 Stanwyck could spur me. Maybe it was movie special effects, but she looked like she really knew how to ride.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 14, 2019 06:00 PM (mk9aG)

47 46 Stanwyck could spur me. Maybe it was movie special effects, but she looked like she really knew how to ride.
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 14, 2019 06:00 PM (mk9aG)

Are we talking about horses or sex?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 06:01 PM (bcbK8)

48 Willowed:

I knew McDonald's and Twitter had black versions (seriously, McDonald's has a separate website for them)

--

Blackdonalds?

I'm intrigued.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 14, 2019 05:47 PM (Xa+bj)

--

365black.com

Writeup and press release/funny twitter reactions to official site at a web news site named digiday:

https://bit.ly/2WKu0pJ

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 06:01 PM (lKhRz)

49 I heard a radio caller suggest Candace Owens get the job.
I like it.

-
The Babylon Bed suggests Alex Jones. Might as well. It's a clown circus anyway.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 14, 2019 06:01 PM (+y/Ru)

50 "Are we talking about horses or sex?" Gawd you morons have filthy minds

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 14, 2019 06:02 PM (mk9aG)

51 Alex Jones as Press Sec would be awesome.

Or Milo Y

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 06:02 PM (bcbK8)

52 Dear Sarah, Knock Jimmy Acosta on his ass on your way out. He is such a light weight, a straight arm will do it.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 14, 2019 06:02 PM (FTPVM)

53 She did an amazing job but I'm sure the stress was very difficult to deal with.

I still think the stress was the main reason Tony Snow couldn't beat his cancer.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 14, 2019 06:02 PM (pPNCa)

54 38 Rush was on fire today for sure. He is worried that Barr is dragging this out on the investigation

Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:58 PM (HrSJb)

It's not Barr - Barr is stuck waiting for Horowitz, like we all are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2019 06:03 PM (Kpl3J)

55 Not likely, but would be hilarious... Sarah Palin has a journalism degree...

Posted by: davidt at June 14, 2019 06:03 PM (wNJRK)

56 55 Not likely, but would be hilarious... Sarah Palin has a journalism degree...
Posted by: davidt at June 14, 2019 06:03 PM (wNJRK)

==

I'd pay to see that

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 14, 2019 06:03 PM (dm05u)

57 Being one who never watches TV news, and only occasionally watched clips of her in action, I gotta say she's one of the best.

Classy lady, and she's still young enough to make a positive difference in the future.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 14, 2019 06:04 PM (xPJvm)

58 Fuggem. Sarah was awesome and most of them secretly relished being chastised by her.

The shame IS part of the kink.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 14, 2019 05:56 PM

****

Probably something to this. After all, the media quit reporting news year ago. Now its all about them. THEY are the news...this to justify their 7 figure salaries. So drawing fire from Sarah was all good.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2019 06:04 PM (axyOa)

59 Sad I think, Sarah has been quite possibly the best spokesperson I remember.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2019 06:04 PM (BbGew)

60 "I heard a radio caller suggest Candace Owens get the job.
I like it." She's too earnest. The job calls for a bulldog-flack, somebody who can unashamedly say whatever they are told to say, whether they believe it or not. Sad but true.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 14, 2019 06:04 PM (mk9aG)

61 Who is Sarah Sanders?

Posted by: Charles Gibson at June 14, 2019 06:04 PM (U69PR)

62 Tony Snow was fighting two cancers.

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 14, 2019 06:04 PM (HQx/J)

63 I'll bet Sarah makes better biscuits than the White House chef.

Posted by: Miklos, and gravy too at June 14, 2019 06:05 PM (QzkSJ)

64 LOL get fucked WH Press Corpse

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 14, 2019 06:05 PM (ufFY8)

65 "Are we talking about horses or sex?" OK, look, why not both?

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 14, 2019 06:05 PM (mk9aG)

66 Tony Snow was too good for the Bushes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 14, 2019 06:05 PM (jUVms)

67 Only heard on the radio it might be a non DC person.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2019 06:06 PM (BbGew)

68 61: wrote lyrics for black sabbath, you dolt.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 14, 2019 06:06 PM (KP5rU)

69 God Speed Sarah, you gave them all the hell they deserve.

Now let's get Diamond and Silk in there as the first duo spokeswomen ever!

A little teachin, a little preachin, and a whole lotta whoop ass theys be bringin.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2019 06:06 PM (Z+IKu)

70 Queen Ann for Press Sec.

Posted by: gen z at June 14, 2019 06:06 PM (Lktpy)

71 So ABC reports the Bidet is up in 56 of 57 sates in PDT Internals !
********
Yep that is why the are trying to widen their Map ! Good Lord their heart just ain't in it anymore

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 14, 2019 06:06 PM (BqBId)

72 Trump needs to start making some crazy suggestions, just to troll the mfm.

Posted by: davidt at June 14, 2019 06:06 PM (wNJRK)

73 "Tony Snow was too good for the Bushes." Too good for that kind of job.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 14, 2019 06:06 PM (mk9aG)

74 Tony Snow was fighting two cancers.
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 14, 2019 06:04 PM (HQx/J)

I really miss that guy. He was my favorite Rush sub for years. Seemed like a genuinely good man.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 14, 2019 06:07 PM (xPJvm)

75 She did a great job. I couldn't stand Obozo's flunkies. At least Carney would sometimes give off a vibe like he knew he was full of shit. Earnest was a true believer, which makes the criticism of Sanders all the more ridiculous.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 14, 2019 06:07 PM (cvTdK)

76 Only heard on the radio it might be a non DC person.
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2019 06:06 PM (BbGew)
*********
Candace Owens or Milo !

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 14, 2019 06:08 PM (BqBId)

77
Trump needs to start making some crazy suggestions, just to troll the mfm.

Posted by: davidt at June 14, 2019 06:06 PM (wNJRK)

This is what he is doing about taking foreign oppo research. Trolling.

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2019 06:08 PM (gmo/4)

78 Mirabile dictu

Or three!

Posted by: Shemp! at June 14, 2019 06:08 PM (EgshT)

79 So ABC reports the Bidet is up in 56 of 57 sates in PDT Internals !

--

Are you tired of having all the overtime you want and scheduled raises each year? Do you want higher gas and electricity prices? Are there not enough cross-dressers reading to your children at their schools?

BIDEN 2020

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 06:08 PM (SYNdr)

80 The average tenure of a press secretary is about 2.5 years. Sanders lasted longer than Robert Gibbs a dn about the same amount of time as Jay Carney, IIRC. But I'm sure her leaving is somehow another sure sign of cancer/dysfunction in the Trump Administration.

Posted by: LASue at June 14, 2019 06:08 PM (wMHPW)

81 Agreed

Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 06:08 PM (HrSJb)

82 The press is desperate. All the bullshit planned to bring Trump down hasn't worked. Now the gambit is every poll says Biden is way ahead of Trump. Yaaaah, suuuuure. Nope.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 14, 2019 06:08 PM (jUVms)

83 Sarah Palin, Milo Yiannopolis, John Cleese, Dennis Miller, Howard Stern, Gary Sinese, Tim Allen, whom else?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 14, 2019 06:08 PM (vVOK2)

84 54. Horowitz is a paper tiger like Huber.

Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 06:09 PM (HrSJb)

85 54 38 Rush was on fire today for sure. He is worried that Barr is dragging this out on the investigation

Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:58 PM (HrSJb)

It's not Barr - Barr is stuck waiting for Horowitz, like we all are.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2019 06:03 PM (Kpl3J)

Punting illegal actions by Staff to an IG, is like punting to a Fact Finding Blue Ribbon committee.

Its both a play for time, AND, absolves you from having to take action.

This is EXACTLY what Sessions did, but sadly Barr is partly stuck with that decision.

Posted by: Don Q at June 14, 2019 06:09 PM (NgKpN)

86 Is KellyAnne Conway separated from her husband?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 14, 2019 06:10 PM (jUVms)

87 76. How about Actor Dean Cain

Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 06:10 PM (HrSJb)

88 The WH Press Corps sucks...they've been below the waterline for years.
Should be treated with the polite and proper disdain they have earned.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2019 06:10 PM (axyOa)

89 Just watched the press reaction to her retirement, and wow. If I got the job my first requirement to ask a question from your network would be every person at your network apologize at the same time that you made the insult, and until you do get out.

Posted by: Picric at June 14, 2019 06:10 PM (wmUnA)

90 Candice would be good

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2019 06:11 PM (BbGew)

91 Gene Simmons...
from KISS.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 14, 2019 06:12 PM (xPJvm)

92 I was wrong- Carney stayed longer, but Sarah stayed longer than Dana perino.

Posted by: LASue at June 14, 2019 06:12 PM (wMHPW)

93 Sarah Palin, Milo Yiannopolis, John Cleese, Dennis Miller, Howard Stern, Gary Sinese, Tim Allen, whom else?
******
as Babylon Bee had Alex Jones

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 14, 2019 06:13 PM (BqBId)

94 This would also be a good job for AtC.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 14, 2019 06:13 PM (JcXHH)

95 To the useless pissants in the press, Sanders lasted a lot longer than that busted so-called comedian Michelle Wolf who you all thought was hilarious by mocking Sarah.

Wolf's show never got off the ground.

Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2019 06:13 PM (oiNtH)

96 Probably something to this. After all, the media quit reporting news year ago. Now its all about them. THEY are the news...this to justify their 7 figure salaries. So drawing fire from Sarah was all good.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2019 06:04 PM (axyOa)

My favorite is when one talking head interviews another one. As if anyone gives a rat's ass what some blow-dried airhead thinks about anything.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 14, 2019 06:13 PM (YqDXo)

97 Posted by: Don Q at June 14, 2019 06:09 PM (NgKpN)
******
Yes Sessions & Whitaker just sat their with their Thumb up their asses

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 14, 2019 06:14 PM (BqBId)

98 Gene Simmons...
from KISS.

Oh shit, that would be epic!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 06:14 PM (dUJdY)

99 Larry the Cable Guy.

Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2019 06:14 PM (oiNtH)

100 My favorite is when one talking head interviews another one. As if anyone gives a rat's ass what some blow-dried airhead thinks about anything.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Lemon and Acosta to a tee.

Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2019 06:15 PM (oiNtH)

101 Trump should get Diamond and Silk as press secretaries

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 14, 2019 06:15 PM (dm05u)

102 Gene Simmons...
from KISS.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 14, 2019 06:12 PM (xPJvm)

Ooooo....Good one.

He would be knocking their dicks in the dirt.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2019 06:15 PM (Z+IKu)

103 Day after she leaves, the Press Room is turned into an indoor pool for staff.

And never have another press briefing. Then see how quickly JimmAccoster gets a pink slip.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2019 06:15 PM (CbG28)

104 or maybe Paul Joseph Watson

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 14, 2019 06:16 PM (dm05u)

105 Ted Nugent?

Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2019 06:16 PM (oiNtH)

106 Too bad Sam Kinnison isn't available.

Posted by: Miklos, I think they had him offed at June 14, 2019 06:16 PM (QzkSJ)

107 Kid Rock.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 14, 2019 06:16 PM (KP5rU)

108 At my first press conference.

"What is your question Fucktard?"

Wait to see who ask a question.

Posted by: Picric at June 14, 2019 06:17 PM (nonGu)

109 Gene Simmons...
from KISS.

Oh shit, that would be epic!
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 06:14 PM (dUJdY)

Right? I can't stand the guy personally, but he is very smart, and seems to possess the ability to debate real-time. Plus he is very pro-Israel.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 14, 2019 06:17 PM (xPJvm)

110 Paul Joseph Watson-That's a great and a hilarious suggestion; You probably have to be American to do it, though.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2019 06:17 PM (ahS0B)

111 RINO GOP Rep Susan Brooks of Indiana, is retiring. Drain the swamp

Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 06:17 PM (HrSJb)

112 Sean Hannity.

There would be like two questions and then Hannity will drone on and on and then talk over the next 5 questions and then the presser will be over.

And soon, even the media will want them to end.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2019 06:18 PM (PxX58)

113 "What is your question Fucktard?"

Yes! Sean Connery!

"Ask yer mother, Jimmy. She always says yes."

Posted by: Miklos, right Trebek? at June 14, 2019 06:19 PM (QzkSJ)

114 Alas Don Rickles has passed so I don't know who can replace Sarah.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 14, 2019 06:19 PM (Lg/Uq)

115 Do you all remember Spicers first press briefing? God, that was painful.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 06:19 PM (dUJdY)

116 I like the way Jim Everett handled Jim Rome.

Is he available?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 06:20 PM (AzW6q)

117 Need someone laconic who won't be baited; ie knows that he/she will get ripped no matter what's said, and responds one of three ways to each and every question:

1 I don't care
2 I have no fucks to give
3 That's what she said.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 14, 2019 06:20 PM (6/uwW)

118 How about me, you big dope!

Posted by: Mark Levin at June 14, 2019 06:20 PM (MAstk)

119 Press conferences would have to be after 10 pm if they get Andrew Dice Clay.

Posted by: Miklos, and PPV at June 14, 2019 06:21 PM (QzkSJ)

120 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 14, 2019 06:17 PM (xPJvm)
*******
Gene Simmons is a very Kind soul, I have met him & he was so thankful for KISS Army Nuts from the 1970's on

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 14, 2019 06:22 PM (BqBId)

121
NOOD snausage

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 14, 2019 06:22 PM (rwaEp)

122 If his heart/health were better I would love to see Mark Levin in this position.

"Shut up you big dummy! Yeah I said it"

Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2019 06:22 PM (oiNtH)

123 Bob Menery

Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2019 06:24 PM (/oG9s)

124 Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2019 06:18 PM (PxX5

Perfect! Hannity would be interrupting the press asking their questions so much, they'd get so damn irritated and leave.

Posted by: clutch at June 14, 2019 06:24 PM (83p6s)

125 James Woods would work too. He's long term unemployed in Whoreywood due to his politics.

And twitter would have to unban him lol.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 14, 2019 06:25 PM (Z4rgH)

126 Bob Menery
Posted by: Infidel at June 14, 2019 06:24 PM (/oG9s)

That'd work.

Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2019 06:25 PM (Lz9fr)

127 "38 Rush was on fire today for sure. He is worried that Barr is dragging this out on the investigation

Posted by: Jonah at June 14, 2019 05:58 PM (HrSJb) "

Worried ?

I'm bloody effing SURE that it is being slow-walked.
Until I SEE something different happen, not just a bunch of tough-sounding lipflap, Barr is just like every other "straight-shooter" we've been lied to by these past few years.

In the view of every DC insider, they just need to slow-walk this for 18 months more and a comfortably corrupt demonrat will make Bad Orange Man quit picking on them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 14, 2019 06:25 PM (a5hgv)

128 67 Only heard on the radio it might be a non DC person.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2019 06:06 PM (BbGew)

Should be a blue collar guy who has a lot of experience dealing with assholes. He can come in with a cigar and a beer.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2019 06:26 PM (4ErVI)

129 Should be a blue collar guy who has a lot of experience dealing with assholes. He can come in with a cigar and a beer.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 14, 2019 06:26 PM (4ErVI)

Mike Rowe?

Larry the Cable Guy?

Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2019 06:27 PM (Lz9fr)

130 Gene Simmons is a very Kind soul, I have met him & he was so thankful for KISS Army Nuts from the 1970's on
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 14, 2019 06:22 PM (BqBId)

That's good to hear. His persona has always annoyed me for some reason, but you are not the first to say good things about him. As for the Kiss Army, I was a member in spirit, if not officially.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 14, 2019 06:28 PM (xPJvm)

131 112 Sean Hannity.

There would be like two questions and then Hannity will drone on and on and then talk over the next 5 questions and then the presser will be over.

And soon, even the media will want them to end.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2019 06:18 PM (PxX5

maybe it is a feature, not a bug.

ah, who am I kidding?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 14, 2019 06:28 PM (sy5kK)

132 Mike Rowe would be great. He's sharp and funny, and the ladies seem to dig him.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 14, 2019 06:29 PM (xPJvm)

133 Don't think Hannity would take the gig.

Tucker would be fun, though. He could just stand there flashing his Tuckerface for a minute or two before laughing and pointing at the next presstitute.

Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2019 06:30 PM (Lz9fr)

134
That's good to hear. His persona has always annoyed me for some reason, but you are not the first to say good things about him. As for the Kiss Army, I was a member in spirit, if not officially.
******
He does a ton for Charities ! The Military, sponsors 1,000 Kids in Africa

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 14, 2019 06:30 PM (BqBId)

135
RAZORFIST for press secretary. Epic rant....hey did somebody ask a question? Epic rant.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at June 14, 2019 06:44 PM (EICTX)

136 I'll probably be willowed, but I just want to say that Sarah Sanders is the greatest White House press secretary ever, period, bar none.

Her shoes will be mighty tough to fill, and I wish her the best in her future endeavors.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2019 06:57 PM (sdi6R)

137 May have been said before but what I loved about Sarah was how she always brought her "Mad Mom" face to every press meeting. You see that face,you know you're in trouble!

Posted by: Nick Danger Third Eye at June 14, 2019 10:04 PM (c1JKE)

138 Ace got skiwls! Preach it scribe.

Posted by: Paul Dillon at June 15, 2019 12:54 AM (k9TTM)

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