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Louis Gohmert, Jim Jordan, and Matt Gaetz Beat Hell Out of John Dean
Below, Fox's live feed of the hearing.
I can't give you exact time-codes, because they don't have those with live-feeds, but I can tell you the parts you want to see are (currently, as of 3:55 Eastern) near the end of the feed. You want to see Louis Gohmert reading to him a New York Times article identifying John Dean as the man who gave the order to burglarize the Watergate Hotel and who hired the burglars. "That's a lie," Dean says. "Take it up with the New York Times," Gohmert snaps back. Soon after -- maybe right after, though there's usually a Democrat between Republicans -- Jim Jordan accuses Dean of having advised Lanny Davis and Michael Cohen to withhold Cohen's testimony from Republicans, while sharing it with Democrats. Then, soon after that, Matt Gaetz drills down on an interesting question -- How much is Dean being paid to do His One Job of accusing Republicans of being Nixon? And how many Republican presidents has he so accused? He notes that John Dean has made a lucrative "cottage industry" of accusing almost every Republican president of being "worse than Nixon." As I said, as of right now, this stuff can be found by scrolling back from the current moment back around 38 minutes (time code will be -38:00 or so). That's as specific as I can get, unless someone who knows YouTube better can provide me with better time codes. As of this moment (4:06), you want to go to -45:00 or so, but that's going to change as the end point of the feed advances. You might have to do some math here -- if you come in at 4:16, you'll have to add nine minutes, and then go back -54:00. I know, I told you there would be no math on this blog. But that was a misstatement. I meant there would be no accurate math on this blog. As of 4:06, you click back to -32:00 to see Jordan. And as of 4:06, you click back to -17:00 (or so) to see Gaetz. Again, depending on when you come in, you'll have to add minutes of how far to go back, as the hearing is always getting longer. Now: McClintock up right now, no math needed. Going after the Hillary dossier. Just mentioned Mollie Hemingway overhearing Nadler talking about impeachment hearings the day or two after the election.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at June 10, 2019 04:00 PM (3U22A)
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If it wasn't for these handful of allies...
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At what timecode do the rubber truncheons come into play?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:04 PM (nRWPy)
Vaudaville?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Miklos, of the old school at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: simplemind at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (OtHd3)
Is this in code?
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (Tf/vJ)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (jUVms)
Why doesn't somebody tell Nadler to get a real job?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (JgA4k)
That means that 99.999% of everyone else has ZERO idea what Nadler is doing.
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Da Man From Retardulon at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (ptqGC)
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its Ok Jane..... PLENTY of 'rons here to do the math for you....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (8XRCm)
I didn't even know the guy from Diggstown is now a Congressman.
Posted by: wait, what? at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (sZRzw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: MiklosWatch at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (QzkSJ)
That means that 99.999% of everyone else has ZERO idea what Nadler is doing.
55 is old?!?!?!?
Posted by: The Cookie Man at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (0S1xB)
Even the quant in my office is like- "huh?".
Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (VpIIl)
I walked into a bagel shop yesterday in the middle of a conversation.
"Henry Kissinger" said the voice behind me.
"Never heard of him" said the girl at the counter.
There is no profit in wallowing around in Watergate again. Please go away Mr. Dean.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (H991r)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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He did but remember, cowards die a thousand deaths.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (BWL+E)
What makes you think he didn't?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (SqopC)
At least that would be amusing.
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (PbpT7)
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Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (aWa5U)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (FwN37)
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As long as there's no algebra.
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019
*
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. . .
When we were in 8th grade, a buddy of mine inked the title of the class on his folder: "ALGERBIA." I've called that subdivision of math by the name ever since.
I'm always worried that a binomial theorem is lurking in the hedgerow.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: eleven at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: steevy at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (AjVAj)
That means that 99.999% of everyone else has ZERO idea what Nadler is doing.
Posted by: dagny
It's another desperate attempt to get Congress to impeach Trump , buh-cuz NICKXON!! oRaNgEMaNbAD!@@$%$^
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (cXV7n)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (BWL+E)
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Saw him shake on teh movie screen.
John Dean.
Joooohn Deeean
And where do we go from here?
Which is a way that's clear.
Rock On
Rooooooock Ooooon.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (8XRCm)
jesus
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (FwN37)
She's a 0
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (bcbK8)
My sociopath detector buried the needle, then bent it, and finally broke it off.
Posted by: Crooked man, crooked mile at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (y4Uu0)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (8XRCm)
BUT, will they get the right answer?
Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (AZxMX)
35 I'm old (55), smart, educated,a history buff, and live inside the beltway always have, and even I don't see what the fuck they're trying to do with John Fucking Dean.
That means that 99.999% of everyone else has ZERO idea what Nadler is doing.
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Remember, the Dems used Blaisey Ford to discredit #metoo. They may be using Dean to discredit #impeachorangeman? Their agit prop works both ways.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (2LelM)
I thought John Dean died a long time ago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
No that was just his honor.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (vEIlU)
"That's a lie," Dean says.
"Take it up with the New York Times," Gohmert snaps back.
When did the Repugnants grow a pair?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (yX09K)
why rubber?
Interesting fact: Truncheons were made -- seriously -- from bull penises, which were apparently large and leathery.
The bull penises were then filled with lead balls or stones or something else to give the club some weight.
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: aging hippie at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: Jerry Nadler, with a tub of suet at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)
The G-man would beat him like a redhaired rented stepmule.
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (Tf/vJ)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (c3RnB)
Posted by: Miklos, thinking "Bander" is busted, no wonder he does German at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (PbpT7)
C'mon people. It's like I don't even know you anymore!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (Y4EXg)
lol
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (4ZE6o)
As long as there's no algebra.
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019
Mentioning where algebra came from to middle-school students is a good way to induce Islamophobia.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (8XRCm)
BUT, will they get the right answer?>>I'd say take the average, but then that's just more math
Posted by: FrodoB at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (6bOIV)
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Dean sued G. Gordon Liddy for saying that Dean ordered the burglary not for any political purpose but to coverup evidence that the beautiful and charming Mrs. Dean, Maureen, was a lady of easy virtue for money. Dean came in second in that law suit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (+y/Ru)
FTSB - To you know who about you know what: The password is "Fidelio." Bring a cloak.
Is this in code?
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at June 10, 2019
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. . .
If it means we get to see a clone of the 30-year-old Nicole Kidman without any clothes, I'm in.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Dr. John will be missed at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (Z216Q)
35 I'm old (55), smart, educated,a history buff, and live inside the
beltway always have, and even I don't see what the fuck they're trying
to do with John Fucking Dean.
That means that 99.999% of everyone else has ZERO idea what Nadler is doing.
55 is old?!?!?!?
Posted by: The Cookie Man at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (0S1xB)
You see, kids, Trump's obstruction is EXACTLY like Watergate.
Drooling idiots: Uh huh.
Posted by: CNN at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (ptqGC)
90% of Americans: "Yay! America's Got Talent is on tonight!"
Posted by: Biergood at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (uGKH7)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM (vEIlU)
The bull penises were then filled with lead balls or stones or something else to give the club some weight.
Posted by: ace
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I don't know how I'm going to work this fact into conversation tomorrow at work.
Challenge accepted!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM (Y4EXg)
Good thing he wasn't taking CALCULABIA, or you'd have been scarred for life!
Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM (/tuJf)
I walked into a bagel shop yesterday in the middle of a conversation.
"Henry Kissinger" said the voice behind me.
"Never heard of him" said the girl at the counter.
There is no profit in wallowing around in Watergate again. Please go away Mr. Dean.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (fuK7c)
I was joking (or trying to) that my new hat made me look like Lenin.
Blank stares.
Then a millennial tenatively said, "I heard about somone called John Lennon..."
I persisted. I said, "You know, the leader of the Russian Revolution?"
Blank stares.
Idiots. And these were not young idiots. Just idiots.
Also the joke wasn't that great....
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Can't do it, but I like it, with all the little triangles and circles and shit.
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM (v0R5T)
Challenge accepted!
...
sorry about you losing your job
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar Valu-Rite please at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM (Z216Q)
You'd think that someone called upon to testify before Congress would have some relevant information to reveal that would presumably have an impact on real Congressional business.
I know. What right do I have to think.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: FrodoB at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (6bOIV)
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Well.... that was mean.....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (8XRCm)
And someone please get that fat short fuck Nadler a salad.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (jUVms)
ordered the burglary not for any political purpose but to coverup
evidence that the beautiful and charming Mrs. Dean, Maureen, was a lady
of easy virtue for money. Dean came in second in that law suit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (+y/Ru)
TBF, offering a price sheet in defense wasn't the smartest idea.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (H991r)
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:15 PM (ptqGC)
Follow Follow @TomFitton
Hollywood Approached Obama State Department Official To Do anti-@realDonaldTrump Russia movie.
oh, no, Obama didn't know right?
oh, no, not coordinated, right?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2019 04:15 PM (vEIlU)
Just mentioned Mollie Hemingway overhearing Nadler talking about impeachment hearings the day or two after the election.
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:15 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ace
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Oh, they still are.
Large and leathery, I mean.
Posted by: Bill Krystol at June 10, 2019 04:15 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:15 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 10, 2019 04:15 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2019 04:15 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (ptqGC)
That's not old "Mo" Dean is it?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (ujg0T)
The bull penises were then filled with lead balls or stones or something else to give the club some weight.
once knew a fellow who made walking sticks from bull penises. this involved filling them and slathering them with resins. he'd then put a big brass knob on one end (for the purchaser to hold onto) and a rubber foot on the other.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (2LelM)
John Dean.
I was getting him mixed up with the presidential candidate who screamed on national TV. "Howard" Dean, was it?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (ClOmq)
John Fucking Dean? What does he know about Russian collusion by Trump campaign staff?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Dr. John will be missed at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (Z216Q)
As much as Mueller.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (PbpT7)
In 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels', Harry 'the Hatchet', beats a man to death with a 12 black dildo.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (bcbK8)
What year does Nadler think this is?
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:04 PM (nRWPy)
Vaudaville?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (FwN37)
LOL Nobody puts Nadler in a corner! Sit back and watch the boring oldies again Nads, remember the glory days...they pass you by.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (ymnmz)
Just mentioned Mollie Hemingway overhearing Nadler talking about impeachment hearings the day or two after the election.
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:15 PM (PbpT7)
Juicy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (ptqGC)
TBF, offering a price sheet in defense wasn't the smartest idea.
Shit, I knew I was missing a step.
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (NtglE)
Is it Nostalgia Week in Congress and nobody told me?
Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: ace
She was on the train near Nadler
Posted by: Miklos, as I recall at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: steevy at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (jUVms)
Paraphrasing a bit of an interview I heard with him this am: I am obviously not a fact witness. But I can give people a feel for how this is JUST. LIKE. WATERGATE!!!!11!!!1
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (H991r)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (vEIlU)
In fairness, he was countering the allegation that she was a high priced callgirl. Receipts don't lie.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (Tf/vJ)
"When I was a Boy, this was a free country"
or something like that.
I gave it away long time ago.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (w7KSn)
74 Interesting fact: Truncheons were made -- seriously -- from bull penises, which were apparently large and leathery.
The bull penises were then filled with lead balls or stones or something else to give the club some weight.
once knew a fellow who made walking sticks from bull penises. this
involved filling them and slathering them with resins. he'd then put a
big brass knob on one end (for the purchaser to hold onto) and a rubber
foot on the other.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (sGtp+)
Sir, we are very interested in acquiring your business.
Posted by: Sears at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (bcbK
Oh, one of the little ones.
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (9VeU0)
Dean? As a matter of fact, there are *several* sad-looking puffy-faced
women in the crowd.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (ptqGC)
That's not old "Mo" Dean is it?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (ujg0T)
Too young. Could be a sad, puffy-faced granddaughter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (H991r)
"A fucking pencil!"
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Posted by: Hon Jerry Nadler at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (H991r)
Spelling must not have been your forte either, hmmm.
*Just kidding*
Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 04:19 PM (c3RnB)
The bull penises were then filled with lead balls or stones or something else to give the club some weight.
Posted by: ace
Well, you have to rub in Udder Balm to make it soft and supple so....
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 04:19 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:19 PM (9VeU0)
I'm waiting for Nadler to put on a seersucker suit and start speaking in
a Southern drawl. I'm beginning to think all politicians are
grandiose, delusional nutcases to a man.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 10, 2019
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. . .
Somebody with good computer skills should put Foghorn Leghorn talking to a video of Nadler.
Trivia bit: "Foghorn Leghorn" was intended as a parody of Senator Claghorn, the fictional blowhard senator on Fred Allen's radio show.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:19 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:19 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:19 PM (jUVms)
this am: I am obviously not a fact witness. But I can give people a
feel for how this is JUST. LIKE. WATERGATE!!!!11!!!1
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (9VeU0)
Seth Rich unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Chris M at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar Valu-Rite please at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (Z216Q)
106 Would someone who watched tell me how Dean is supposed to make any case against Trump?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (jUVms)
Paraphrasing a bit of an interview I heard with him this am: I am
obviously not a fact witness. But I can give people a feel for how this
is JUST. LIKE. WATERGATE!!!!11!!!1
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (9VeU0)
Which part is like the secret recording device with the deleted twenty minutes.
Trumps secret toilet server that he wiped with a cloth and then destroyed? maybe I confusing a couple of people here. I know that has to figure into Dean's calculus somehow.....right?
Posted by: Sears at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (H991r)
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Are we taking up a collection for Mr. Liddy? If so, I'm in.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (bcbK
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Best line, best delivery, of all three movies.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (yL25O)
Dean? As a matter of fact, there are *several* sad-looking puffy-faced
women in the crowd.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Ashley Judd?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (88+cf)
Well, you have to rub in Udder Balm to make it soft and supple so....
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 04:19 PM (yX09K)
Rub it enough and it turns into a Louisville Slugger.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (veoSD)
Ponder this.
As fat as Nadler is, he's lost nearly a 100 pounds since he had his stomach stapled.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (8XRCm)
We need those transmitter-equipped nanoscale drone fleas that can squat on Nadler and Pelosi.
Fifty of those each, then two hundred of the crab-lice drones so that we can get them scratching on C-SPAN.
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (8erNz)
Trumps secret toilet server that he wiped with a cloth and then destroyed? maybe I confusing a couple of people here. I know that has to figure into Dean's calculus somehow.....right?
Posted by: Sears at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (ymnmz)
BECAUSE SHUT UP THAT'S WHY!!!
Posted by: The Left at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Both were Mel Blanc, same character repurposed.
Posted by: Miklos, who recalls Mel Blanc telling Jewish jokes at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (2LelM)
Just think of what he'd lose if he had his mouth stapled.
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (+/zXg)
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (H991r)
jesus
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (FwN37)
........
Her husband's name is Jesus Lechuga, I kid you not.
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (v0R5T)
But that was a misstatement.
I meant there would be no accurate math on this blog.
They have an app for that - Google Play Store and iTunes
Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (Zct75)
And the FBI is trying to take out an elected President again, because feelz.
Posted by: DaveA at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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He did but remember, cowards die a thousand deaths.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM
Death isn't the debilitating condition it used to be!
Posted by: Weekend at RBG's at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (Fa2km)
Posted by: Moresi at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (Ga2pu)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar Valu-Rite please at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM
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The guy talks to me all the time. I ignore him, but he just keeps talking. It's weird.
Posted by: Nadler's FUPA at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (yL25O)
No the best delivery was after Leguizamo says "John Wick's car" and the Russian guy says: "Oh."
So much delivered in that one little syllable.
Posted by: The Left at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (8XRCm)
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Ah... to be young again, and the size of a planetoid...
*sigh*
https://tinyurl.com/y36b4pez
Posted by: Jerry Nadler, with a tub of suet at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (8erNz)
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..and what the rest of us would gain...
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (FwN37)
Oh Mo Deene, why can't you be true?
You done started back doing the things you used to do
Mo Deene, at the Watergate
lookin' like a scamp
There she saw me coming
she jumped back in the lobby
Oh baby, don't you tell me
that it's just a hobby
Mo Deene, why can't you be true?
Oh aw oh, Mo Deene, why can't you be true?
You done started back doing the things you used to do
Mo Deene, at the Watergate
Made up for a date
Mo Deene, baby, I'm gonna make you late
Mo Deene, why can't you be true?
Oh Mo Deene, why can't you be true?
You done started back doing the things you used to do
Posted by: Big John Deene at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (/jZjK)
Requires dinner first, followed by several minutes of solid effort.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar Valu-Rite please at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Both were Mel Blanc, same character repurposed.
Posted by: Miklos, who recalls Mel Blanc telling Jewish jokes at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (QzkSJ)
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Which was a parody of real Senator Fullbright, if memory serves.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (DuZls)
That "Professor Joyce" gargoyle is a regular commentator on the MFM. I watch when I'm trying to induce vomiting.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (yNh/5)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (H991r)
Posted by: Anachronda at June 10, 2019 04:24 PM (sGtp+)
I'm all a-tremble!!!
Posted by: J.V. Last, where the "J.V." Stands for "Total Cuck" at June 10, 2019 04:24 PM (PbpT7)
So, later!
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 10, 2019 04:24 PM (w7KSn)
100. I was actually good at algebra and trig. Calculus rekt me though.
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019
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I functioned okay at algebra if I paid strict attention and didn't let the little brunette seated in front of me in class distract me with her legs, or the busty blonde sitting behind me distract me with her obvious assets. Geometry was the first math subject I liked; it was logic and reasoning, attacking a problem, and didn't require arithmetic (until the section with trig).
Then I dodged any advanced math until I had stats in college in the '90s. We had calculators then, and could use them in class and on exams, so the arithmetic part was okay.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:24 PM (ClOmq)
What an embarrassing display, this entire stream
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2019 04:24 PM (vEIlU)
Compare and contrast.
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (8erNz)
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Because not even God can do a Yosemite Sam voice.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:24 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:25 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 10, 2019 04:25 PM (aKsyK)
It would be nice to have Congressional hearings on "non-profits" that are just money laundering operations for kickbacks to legislators. We might actually learn something from that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:25 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Cruella DeVille at June 10, 2019 04:25 PM (u0IGR)
"Henry Kissinger" said the voice behind me.
"Never heard of him" said the girl at the counter.
There is no profit in wallowing around in Watergate again. Please go away Mr. Dean.
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The mobile dog groomer just left after grooming Wrecks Dog. She spelled about her name for me to write the check. "Villa-Lobos." I told her there was a famous composer by that name. She'd never heard of him.
Bachianas Brasileiras No. 5
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j3xbvTjMOkk
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 04:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Undocumented at June 10, 2019 04:25 PM (5NMZN)
Basically an unknown to most, who played a part in an unknown to most, is giving testimony to an unwatched by most put on by the most insane people in America.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:26 PM (jUVms)
Ah... to be young again, and the size of a planetoid...
*sigh*
https://tinyurl.com/y36b4pez
Posted by: Jerry Nadler, with a tub of suet at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (AzW6q)
You must have your own zip code.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 04:26 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (yL25O)
No the best delivery was after Leguizamo says "John Wick's car" and the Russian guy says: "Oh."
So much delivered in that one little syllable.
Posted by: The Left at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (9VeU0)
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Fight me.
The pencil line is better because we've heard this story many times already, to the point of boredom on the part of the audience. And yet, they go to that well again, and pull out a genuine laugh, as well as affirming the impact that one story has within the Wick legend.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:26 PM (yL25O)
be more specific. The entire train is "on the train near Nadler"
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:26 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: kallisto
And harder than Chinese algebra.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 04:26 PM (yX09K)
Trumps secret toilet server that he wiped with a cloth and then destroyed? maybe I confusing a couple of people here. I know that has to figure into Dean's calculus somehow.....right?
Posted by: Sears at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (ymnmz)
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You must be kidding me, libs only need like 1 similarity before they start using the word "like".
This is like the end of the world, in that people will have to go home sometime, and that's a thing ending.
Also, some people did something.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:26 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (VpIIl)
Make Truncheons Cocks Again
Posted by: ace
I'm up for a Truncheon Luncheon.
You'd have to beat Karen Bass off the thing.
Oh, wait...
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (8erNz)
Ponder this.
As fat as Nadler is, he's lost nearly a 100 pounds since he had his stomach stapled.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (8XRCm)
Stapled to what, The Old Country Buffet?
Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (7HtZB)
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Man after my own heart. Loved Geometry. Still do.
Heck, the stuff I did in geometry helped me when I was running my own little welding design business.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (qC1Sy)
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Fired for "unethical conduct". During WATERFUCKINGGATE!!!
That woman is evil to the core.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (8XRCm)
Is that essentially it?
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (BWL+E)
Trivia bit: "Foghorn Leghorn" was intended as a parody of Senator
Claghorn, the fictional blowhard senator on Fred Allen's radio show.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Both were Mel Blanc, same character repurposed.
Posted by: Miklos, who recalls Mel Blanc telling Jewish jokes at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (QzkSJ)
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Wikipedia says Claghorn was played by Allen's announcer, Kenny Delmar, who later did a lot of Saturday morning TV cartoon work. But I'd always thought it was Mel Blanc too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (ClOmq)
The bull penises were then filled with lead balls or stones or something else to give the club some weight.
Posted by: ace
Eskimos used to use Walrus dicks as clubs. Talk about getting schlonged
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:26 PM (yL25O)
But they screwed it up by having him kill only TWO guys with a pencil.
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:28 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Oswald "Penguin" Cobblepot at June 10, 2019 04:28 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar Valu-Rite please at June 10, 2019 04:28 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2019 04:28 PM (DpEis)
That seems vaguely anti-Levitican.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 04:28 PM (Tf/vJ)
OK, Nadler might be a stretch. He hasn't seen his dick in 50 years...
Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:28 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2019 04:28 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (nRWPy)
Dagny see my paraphrase above
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:28 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2019 04:29 PM (DpEis)
Posted by: The American Indians at June 10, 2019 04:29 PM (PbpT7)
*sigh*
https://tinyurl.com/y36b4pez
Posted by: Jerry Nadler, with a tub of suet at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (AzW6q)
You must have your own zip code.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:26 PM (ptqGC)
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Jerry Nadler is sooooooo fat...... when he crossed my mind, he broke my neck.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:29 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 04:29 PM (LUE8Q)
Posted by: Bebe Rebozo at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (fW9N0)
Trivia bit: "Foghorn Leghorn" was intended as a parody of Senator Claghorn, the fictional blowhard senator on Fred Allen's radio show.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Both were Mel Blanc, same character repurposed.
Posted by: Miklos, who recalls Mel Blanc telling Jewish jokes
Kenny Delmar was the voice of Senator Claghorn.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Delmar
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar Valu-Rite please at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (Z216Q)
You find it distracts the patient?
Posted by: Cruella DeVille
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LOL, now there's some advice for a Poison Hotline operator.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (yNh/5)
Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (DpEis)
Esmerelda Villalobos was the taxi driver who drove Butch away from the fight in Pulp Fiction.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: ace
She was on the Acela close enough to hear Nadler on the phone, but just far away to resist his gravitational field
Posted by: Miklos, specifying at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (Tf/vJ)
"I'm clearly not a fact witness, but hope I can give them some context and show them how strikingly like Watergate what we're seeing now and as reported in the Mueller report is," Dean said.
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (9VeU0)
She was on the Acela close enough to hear Nadler on the phone, but just far away to resist his gravitational field
Ah. the Nadler Event Horizon.
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (H991r)
Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (sktRI)
Hillary did more damage just by regularly asking her housekeeper Consuela (or whatever) to grab what she had printed from her SCIF for her.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (W+vEI)
You needed skins for a roof. But you only took what you needed, baybee! Millions of buffalo were the proof.
Posted by: UNCLE TED at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (O8WFE)
That seems vaguely anti-Levitican.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 04:28 PM (Tf/vJ)
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Only if you whip the son with the hide of the father.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (yL25O)
Well, they didn't have the lathe, what did you expect them to do?
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (8erNz)
I admire the ol' make-use-of-every-part-of-the-animal ethos as much as the next man, but I don't really want to handle a penis every time I take a stroll. Every other time tops.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:31 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 04:31 PM (LUE8Q)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2019 04:31 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:31 PM (H991r)
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (PbpT7)
In 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels', Harry 'the Hatchet', beats a man to death with a 12 black dildo.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM
One of my favorite YouTube videos of all time has two kids fighting with fake weapons in a scene reminiscent of the "Lightning Bolt" LARPers. It's all fun and games until one of them gets KTFOed by a 12" dildo used like a sword.
https://youtu.be/9X_nDMeY5Lk
Posted by: Grimaldi at June 10, 2019 04:31 PM (Fa2km)
Show some respect when you say that! This man invented my cottage industry!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 10, 2019 04:32 PM (FJYfm)
"In other words, you fuckwad, you shouldn't be here costing the taxpayers money. Get the hell out before I come over there and frog-march your sorry lying ass out myself."
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:32 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2019 04:32 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (sktRI)
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Yeah and they'll have things perfected and ready to go any moment now.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 10, 2019 04:32 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 10, 2019 04:32 PM (PbpT7)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Delmar
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I will punish myself by listening to both.
And will be reminded of Ernest Hollings (D-the Holy City)
Posted by: Miklos, retractifying at June 10, 2019 04:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bebe Rebozo at June 10, 2019 04:32 PM (43By9)
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What could the media call a scandal involving water?
Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 04:32 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
Walk into the igloo after a hard night of partying and the wifey slaps you across the face with a half thawed walrus schlong.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (bcbK
It sounds more sinister when delivered in a Russian? accent.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (Z4rgH)
In Japan, the knife can be used like the hand.
But this doesn't work for...masturbation!
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Miklos, retractifying at June 10, 2019 04:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Also known as Governor Hollings (D), who put the Confederate Flag on the State House dome.
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (9VeU0)
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The sheathed versions are much safer than the cut versions.
Posted by: Undocumented at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (sktRI)
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They crave power. They are now jonesing for it.
I would almost bet you there was an impeachment plan for GWB, but they now have moved to that stage of jonesing/ideological impairment that they can't keep their hands out of the cookie jar.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar Valu-Rite please at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (yX09K)
Who's that woman I saw you rubbing noses with!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2019 04:34 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:31 PM (DuZls)
I always loved Liddy. He amused me. One of my favorites was "As a convicted felon I cannot own guns. Mrs Liddy, however, is armed to the teeth."
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:34 PM (nRWPy)
After further research, it appears Karen Bass (D) and her husband Jesus Lechuga divorced in 1986.
So old lettuce jesus is her ex.
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 04:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ace
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You don't know what it like to be a Jewish man who HAS to ride on a cattle car.
*wipes away tears of shame*
Posted by: Jerry Nadler, with a tub of suet at June 10, 2019 04:34 PM (AzW6q)
The John Madden Rule.
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:34 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (sktRI)
yes, that, and stock the gallery with puffy frowny faces for the hearings
Posted by: batterup at June 10, 2019 04:34 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: raimondo at June 10, 2019 04:34 PM (Jo73r)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (FwN37)
Largemouth?
Posted by: clutch at June 10, 2019 04:34 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar Valu-Rite please at June 10, 2019 04:34 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 04:35 PM (Tf/vJ)
"I'm clearly not a fact witness, but hope I can give them some context and show them how strikingly like Watergate what we're seeing now and as reported in the Mueller report is,"
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omg. How about you get Scooter Libby to testify? He's got some interesting "context" on investigations and special counsels.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:35 PM (yNh/5)
I thought it was the bus on its side after the collision.
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:35 PM (8erNz)
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read "conscience" as need to avoid blame
Sociopath's gotta sociopath
Posted by: Crooked man, crooked mile at June 10, 2019 04:35 PM (FQnvy)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at June 10, 2019 04:36 PM (hdzef)
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:36 PM (DuZls)
I guess no serial killers were available?
Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:36 PM (VpIIl)
The right-thinking babe to her left immediately cuts in and asks, "what story?"
Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 10, 2019 04:36 PM (4ZE6o)
The sea was angry that day, my friend.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 04:36 PM (Tf/vJ)
I will punish myself by listening to both.
And will be reminded of Ernest Hollings (D-the Holy City)
Posted by: Miklos, retractifying
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0217562/
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 04:37 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: blaster
Also at the Confederate Monument out front, the one that caused all the hullabaloo, and which Governeuse Nikki slinked away from.
Posted by: Miklos, qualified SCV at June 10, 2019 04:37 PM (QzkSJ)
He really is a slimey POS.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 10, 2019 04:37 PM (5l6gb)
One could hope The Waddler teeters over like a building undergoing implosion and squashes that little skinny shit Dean.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 10, 2019 04:37 PM (z8c2c)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:35 PM (yNh/5)
GWB's cowardice in the Libby affair still ticks me off !
Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 04:38 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:38 PM (VpIIl)
Free Willzyx!
Posted by: Jerry Nadler, with a tub of suet at June 10, 2019 04:38 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 10, 2019 04:38 PM (0QYMt)
I don't remember any Zeppelins in 'The Blue Max'.
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:38 PM (8erNz)
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The sheathed versions are much safer than the cut versions.
Posted by: Undocumented at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM
This makes sense. "Vagina" was originally latin for a sword scabbard, as I understand, and that is where dildos are designed for insertion.
I don't like where this discussion is going, especially as it started from Nadler.
Posted by: Grimaldi at June 10, 2019 04:38 PM (Fa2km)
Some of us pay good money for that service.
Posted by: David "I'm Super-Christian and Stuff" French at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (BWL+E)
As long as there's no algebra.
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Solve for Ewok!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2019 04:31 PM (Dh1wo)
Show your ework.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (H991r)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (c3RnB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (5l6gb)
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I heard him tell his "story" from his own mouth at a CLE a few years back. Couldn't escape this conclusion and most of the people sitting with me agreed.
Posted by: Crooked man, crooked mile at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (zECrv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (Tf/vJ)
Posted by: SMH at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (fuK7c)
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There a book about it, Silent Coup by Len Colodny and Robert Gettlin.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (c3RnB)
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That thought makes me smile.
Paul Ryan, effing douche.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 10, 2019 04:38 PM (0QYMt)
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Have you ever watched a team run out the clock? They take all sorts of actions that wouldn't make sense in a game otherwise.
Libs are always trying to run out the clock. They know that as long as they hang around to the end, the morning news cycle will pronounce that they won the game.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (DuZls)
Brian Dennehy was
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Jerry Nadler, with a tub of suet at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Russian Gangster at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (Tf/vJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (BWL+E)
"But it's Monday!", you say.
" Exactly! That's the day you want Congress to go to the beach", I respond.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar Valu-Rite please at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (AM1GF)
They crave power. They are now jonesing for it.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (DuZls)"
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No, they're panicking. AGW scam is nearing expiration, even with wholesale editing and destruction of original climate records to try and extend it. Obama hosed them by chickening out on the unaccompanied minor surge while the EU went on with the refugee crisis as planned - now north america is forewarned.
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (eAshZ)
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The only actor big enough to play Jerry Nadler's pants.
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (FQnvy)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (AZxMX)
This is Sandra Fluke all over again.
Posted by: batterup at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (U2JQS)
No. Mcgruder and expecially Jon Mitchell were his immediate superiors. It was only AFTER the breakin, that dean was put at the center of things...and mostly to be a buffer
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Ever at June 10, 2019 04:42 PM (ZZDMQ)
Show your ework.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (t6MX/)
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They said there would be no work.
Posted by: A Millennial at June 10, 2019 04:42 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (FQnvy)
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At least he can afford them.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 10, 2019 04:42 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 04:42 PM (KtcMg)
Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019
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Aquagate.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:42 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: washrivergal at June 10, 2019 04:42 PM (EjlXc)
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (DuZls)"
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No, they're panicking. AGW scam is nearing expiration, even with wholesale editing and destruction of original climate records to try and extend it. Obama hosed them by chickening out on the unaccompanied minor surge while the EU went on with the refugee crisis as planned - now north america is forewarned.
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Well. To be honest, you're both right.
Everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong.
Posted by: G. Soros at June 10, 2019 04:43 PM (FQnvy)
GWB's cowardice in the Libby affair still ticks me off !
Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar
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What did he have to lose by pardoning him in the last days of his administration? Obviously, a certain comfort level with yapping lefties.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:43 PM (yNh/5)
*sigh*
https://tinyurl.com/y36b4pez
Posted by: Jerry Nadler, with a tub of suet at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (AzW6q)
........
You know you're REALLY fat when you have to wear your belt just below your armpits.
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 04:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:43 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: washrivergal
hah!
Posted by: David at June 10, 2019 04:44 PM (PbpT7)
There's a girl named Foxx whom she should meet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:44 PM (fuK7c)
Hmmm....
Guess he's perfect for the Democrats.
Carry on.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2019 04:44 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:44 PM (jUVms)
Some moron help me out. I'm having a brain freeze. Who's the fat actor who plays planets and other large objects (in our minds).
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The only actor big enough to play Jerry Nadler's pants.
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at June 10, 2019
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Zero Mostel? The original Max Bialystok in The Producers. Of course he's been gone for a long time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:44 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 10, 2019 04:44 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019 04:45 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2019 04:44 PM (vVOK2)
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I'm guessing that it's because the Dems are now terminally disingenuous.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:45 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
The craven cowardice of the anointed elite
Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 04:45 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar
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What did he have to lose by pardoning him in the last days of his
administration? Obviously, a certain comfort level with yapping lefties.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:43 PM (yNh/5)
Just another example in the long list of reasons why I don't call myself a Republican anymore. And to think that I defended Dubya... I'm ashamed.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 04:45 PM (c3RnB)
But we didn't fuck around with buffalo dicks.
Posted by: The American Indians at June 10, 2019 04:29 PM (PbpT7)
Except for that one guy, "Points at a Bull's Penis."
(Actual, real guy, named for an incident when he was a toddler watching his mother butcher a buffalo.)
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 10, 2019 04:45 PM (bZ7mE)
Paul Ryan, effing douche.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (jUVms)
And an oddly appropriate choice for Mit's running mate.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 10, 2019 04:45 PM (1g7ch)
https://www.att.com
Because who could possibly make it an entire month without knowing that a phone service provider is happy that a small percentage of men enjoy putting their dicks into anuses full of feces?
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 04:46 PM (zj+rw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 04:46 PM (aKsyK)
Why didn't they call Hillary? She was on the Watergate Committee.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 04:42 PM (KtcMg)
That would involve too much truth for Democrat comfort.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 10, 2019 04:46 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 10, 2019 04:46 PM (Tf/vJ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (fuK7c)
Don't trust the whale for that sort of information.
You know how guys...um...tell tales.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar
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What did he have to lose by pardoning him in the last days of his
administration? Obviously, a certain comfort level with yapping lefties.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:43 PM (yNh/5)
Just another example in the long list of reasons why I don't call myself a Republican anymore. And to think that I defended Dubya... I'm ashamed.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 04:45 PM (c3RnB)
:fistbump:
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (bcbK8)
I don't think it's right to call Mr. Brian Denehy "fat." He's just large.
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Undocumented at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: James Dean at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (r+sAi)
Because who could possibly make it an entire month without knowing that a phone service provider is happy that a small percentage of men enjoy putting their dicks into anuses full of feces?
Don't forget sucking each others d*cks. That's a big thing too.
Sigh. I am so, so tired of all gay all the time just so they don't feel bad about being deviant.
Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (sktRI)
My mind kept reading John Dean as Jimmy Dean. wth.
Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019
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As a kid, the first time I heard the name "James Dean" I was confused. "He's not dead!" I protested. "I just watched his variety show, with Rowlf the Muppet, on Saturday night!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (ClOmq)
They're going for the youth vote.
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Sociopaths gotta sociopath
Posted by: simplemind at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (FQnvy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (Tf/vJ)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (jFEZT)
You know how guys...um...tell tales.
Posted by: tcn
heh
Posted by: a "humpback" at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (ptqGC)
Oh hubba. I haven't seen her promote the tatas since she's been FLOTUS.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (fuK7c)
He was the Nixon's lawyer. Dean had earlier asked Nixon for formal immunity from prosecution for crimes he committed. Nixon refused to grant this request and his refusal led Dean to cut a deal with persecutors, and hung his crimes on others.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (VPvxh)
Not a winning strategy. And even if it were true that Trump was a Russian agent the situation wouldn't be like Watergate at all.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 10, 2019 04:49 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Gay Pride at June 10, 2019 04:49 PM (9Qiya)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:49 PM (jUVms)
Is that essentially it?
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (nRWPy)
It's all lies.
Mo was not living with the 'Madam of the DNC'
I did not order any plumbers to check on her
It's all lies.
Posted by: Big John Deene at June 10, 2019 04:49 PM (/jZjK)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 10, 2019 04:49 PM (z8c2c)
Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (MVjcR)
Trumplican is harder to say, but it feels better when you're doing it.
Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (nIvDu)
Nadler is just mad that he's not considered a planet anymore.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
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HAHA!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (yNh/5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (ptqGC)
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You go, Gavin!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (+y/Ru)
Another pretty FLOTUS pic:
https://tinyurl.com/y68eegc3
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019
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Pretty terrifying, you mean. She looks like someone just told her their limousine would be late.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (gmo/4)
Maybe he should sit on an encyclopedia.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (vVOK2)
Did you not meet Putin on such and such date?
Weren't you present at the Trump tower meeting?
Stuff like that, make him part of the Russians collusion but from the other side. The more he denies it the more true it becomes.
Posted by: MAGA at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (TjlFh)
https://tinyurl.com/y2e25l7m
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC)
That's America's rack!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Gay Pride at June 10, 2019 04:49 PM (9Qiya)
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Your sex junk?
https://tinyurl.com/y6uwhhg9
Posted by: Bill Nye the Super-Cringey Guy at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (AzW6q)
https://tinyurl.com/y68eegc3
Can somebody please, please spill some water on her! Please!
Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (c3RnB)
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Actually about half of American adult males have done that at least once according to CDC.
Posted by: Undocumented at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (5NMZN)
It's Pride month.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 10, 2019 04:49 PM (z8c2c)
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Does that make hubris month?
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (DuZls)
https://tinyurl.com/y2e25l7m
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC)
Oh my.
Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (nRWPy)
No Halderman, Ehrlickman, and Mitchell were the guys that "ordered" or approved of the buglery.
Guys like dean were just tools
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (FwN37)
Who are these puffed up, self-important mugwumps "testifying" today?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (pNxlR)
headline will wonder if they've been transported back to 1973.
Anyone under fifty will be wondering who John Dean is. And when told wonder what a 45 year old scandal has to do with anything today.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (0QYMt)
No, he just bloats, you know?
Posted by: several girls of Miklos' acquaintance at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (ptqGC)
______
I did, that made the second one even more horrifying.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Gay Pride at June 10, 2019 04:49 PM (9Qiya)
Oh sweetie, let's get you some superglue there. Mmmkay?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2019 04:52 PM (vVOK2)
Palate refresher FLOTUS for the 'rons:
https://tinyurl.com/y2e25l7m
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Nice. And those shoes are made for SITTING.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:52 PM (yNh/5)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 10, 2019 04:52 PM (NtglE)
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Ha!
Its wall to wall not so they don't feel bad about being deviant, they don't, but so they can dial up even more deviant behavior in the public square.
Posted by: simplemind at June 10, 2019 04:52 PM (zECrv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM ClOmq)
That's the look she gives right before she hexes you.
Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019 04:52 PM (a0IVu)
The risk they face is people learning a bit and going,
"THAT'S what Watergate was?! Shit, that's like a Tuesday with the Clintons..."
Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2019 04:52 PM (QrTqV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (FwN37)
Still are.
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 04:52 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (FwN37)
Still is, as far as I can tell.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:52 PM (yNh/5)
Don't think I could even stand on them, never mind walk in them.
Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (FwN37)
Still are.
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 04:52 PM (gmo/4)
Yup. Once a tool, always a tool
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (FwN37)
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And didn't feel the need to make bumperstickers or t-shirts.
Imagine what a bunch of f*cked-up, creepy, sociapathic weirdos they'd be if they did.
Posted by: Gay Pride at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (Qykmv)
Commiefornia is now giving low income illegals free healthcare via Medi-Cal.
Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (sktRI)
8 that's going to change as the end point of the feed advances.
>>That sounds so ominous.
Posted by: FrodoB at June 10, 2019 04:02 PM (6bOIV)
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future ...
Fly like an eagle.
Quack like a duck.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (pNxlR)
administration? Obviously, a certain comfort level with yapping lefties.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:43 PM (yNh/5)
Just another example in the long list of reasons why I don't call myself a Republican anymore. And to think that I defended Dubya... I'm ashamed.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 04:45 PM (c3RnB)
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Wrong, wrong wrong.
Bush has always been a good man
and he's always done what's best for America.
Posted by: Big John Deene at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (/jZjK)
Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019
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"A voodoo lady named Marie Laveau --
Another man done gone!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (jFEZT)
Oh my goodness, was the co-worker's husband the only one killed? Or was this guy on a rampage?
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (Ez6QX)
Trumplican is harder to say, but it feels better when you're doing it.
Posted by: t-bird
Deplorable.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (yX09K)
https://tinyurl.com/y6lwox4z
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (ptqGC)
That's gonna send the guys to their bunks.
Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (a0IVu)
https://tinyurl.com/y2e25l7m
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC)
You're a great American, Jane.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (Qykmv)
administration? Obviously, a certain comfort level with yapping lefties.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:43 PM (yNh/5)
Just another example in the long list of reasons why I don't call myself a Republican anymore. And to think that I defended Dubya... I'm ashamed.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 04:45 PM (c3RnB)
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His thing with painting portraits of soldiers is very odd to me, especially with his dickishness over Libby.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (FwN37)
Still is, as far as I can tell.
Posted by: tcn in
No!
China tool better price
Posted by: Harbor Freight at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (sktRI)
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I see more Commifornication of neighbor states in the near future.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (DuZls)
"Take it up with the New York Times," Gohmert snaps back.
That's beautiful.
One of you is lying. We don't care which one, really.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 04:55 PM (YqDXo)
https://tinyurl.com/y5qqb8vu
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2019 04:55 PM (+/zXg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 04:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 04:55 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (sktRI)
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I see more Commifornication of neighbor states in the near future.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (DuZls)
Downtown LA is a no-go zone for me. Don't want to risk catching some third world disease.
Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019 04:55 PM (a0IVu)
https://tinyurl.com/y2e25l7m
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC)
You're a great American, Jane.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (RD7QR)
Sadly, she's no Michelle Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (ptqGC)
Pre-FLOTUS pic of Melania:
https://tinyurl.com/y6lwox4z
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019
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[Raises stunned face] She's always dressed in such a classy fashion, I never realized how . . . how . . . mmmm . . . . developed she is.
That's all I got to say and I'm stickin' with it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Undocumented at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (5NMZN)
And you believed it, didn't you?
Imma call BS on that stat.
It's right up there with the number of 12 year old girls having sex regularly.
Also a BS stat, to sell more shots.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (vVOK2)
https://tinyurl.com/y6lwox4z
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (ptqGC)
That's gonna send the guys to their bunks.
Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (a0IVu)
And some of the 'ettes too.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (nRWPy)
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I'm just hearing about it. Not a rampage. I guess he owns the house, husband rented there? It's still murky, happened at like 3 or 4 am
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (jFEZT)
You mean like the immigration detention centers the Dems are currently screaming about being like torture or something?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron
I saw a man with undarned socks
He was watching an old Miami Vice episode
Posted by: Miklos, thin in the 80s at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (QzkSJ)
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Huh. That seems very much like a violation of that felony law that is supposed to prevent exactly that sort of aid.
Oh well, it's not like money is fungible so it's not costing me anything.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (Qykmv)
Trump speaks the truth about the Chamber of Commerce.
https://tinyurl.com/y5qqb8vu
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2019 04:55 PM (+/zXg
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This is nothing short of treason.
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at June 10, 2019 04:57 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:57 PM (nRWPy)
Birds of a feather, and all that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 04:57 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 10, 2019 04:57 PM (jFEZT)
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (nRWPy)
No Halderman, Ehrlickman, and Mitchell were the guys that "ordered" or approved of the buglery.
Guys like dean were just tools
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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To be clear, NGU is apparently Dean's defense counsel. Kidding.
Dean's story is he was just a schmoo. Before he knew it he was looking at taking a fall and had to rat out to save his hide. Its a plausible enough tale that he got away with it. So there's that.
However, when you go back and watch him in action and then I watched him tell his own story. I got the strong impression he was freelancing. He's for my money a diagnosable sociopath. Doesn't prove he did it. But he's one of those people that struck me as incapable of telling the straight truth. He's very smart, and struck me as pretty cold blooded about the whole thing. Lizard like even.
Posted by: simplemind at June 10, 2019 04:57 PM (OtHd3)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 04:55 PM (oVJmc)
Wait till they bring rob reiner and DiNiro in
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:57 PM (FwN37)
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Huh. That seems very much like a violation of that felony law that is supposed to prevent exactly that sort of aid.
Oh well, it's not like money is fungible so it's not costing me anything.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (Qykmv)
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Trump already clawed back the money for the failed bullet train.
It's like they'll never ever learn.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:58 PM (yL25O)
Could they find someone from the Teapot Dome scandal to testify?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019
*
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. . .
William Jennings Bryan will be along shortly to reprise his "Cross of Gold" speech.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:58 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Big John Deene at June 10, 2019 04:58 PM (/jZjK)
Posted by: shibumi
So can other states bus people to Cali for free medical care?
Posted by: Miklos, counting beans at June 10, 2019 04:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Sorry tell more as I can
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 10, 2019 04:58 PM (jFEZT)
Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 04:59 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (nRWPy)
Well, it IS Pride Month.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 04:59 PM (RD7QR)
However, when you go back and watch him in action and then I watched him tell his own story. I got the strong impression he was freelancing. He's for my money a diagnosable sociopath. Doesn't prove he did it. But he's one of those people that struck me as incapable of telling the straight truth. He's very smart, and struck me as pretty cold blooded about the whole thing. Lizard like even.
Posted by: simplemind at June 10, 2019 04:57 PM (OtHd3)
Your 100% right about dean and i have no doubt he would have ordered the break in but he was not that high in the Chain of Command at the time. His time came when they threw the cover up into his lap
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:59 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2019 04:59 PM (25Dt7)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2019 04:59 PM (+/zXg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 04:59 PM (ahS0B)
Dishonor and sedition seem to have a long tradition in that organization.
If I was associated with the FBI I would hang my head in shame.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 05:00 PM (c3RnB)
Posted by: SUG at June 10, 2019 05:00 PM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 05:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 05:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 04:59 PM (ahS0B)
They were doing that throughout the campaign. It was rather vile.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 05:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 05:01 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (yX09K)
Gohmert has always had massive brass balls. Pulls no punches, makes no apologies.
Posted by: Grannymimi at June 10, 2019 05:01 PM (u5LFV)
Is Ace going to the movies with Allahpundit again?
If so, who is going to chaperone this time?
Posted by: cool breeze at June 10, 2019 05:02 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 05:01 PM (ptqGC)
And doesn't have a penis to hide.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 05:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2019 05:02 PM (+/zXg)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2019 05:02 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I tried on those sparkly boots, and girlfriend, JUST NO
Posted by: Senatrix Kyrstyn at June 10, 2019 05:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 05:02 PM (FwN37)
Yes. I could tell it was a picture from some time ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 05:02 PM (ahS0B)
I don't see why not.
They just have to be illegal, low income and between the ages of 19 and 25. I guess they qualify as "children" now.
Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2019 05:02 PM (sktRI)
Posted by: American CEOs at June 10, 2019 05:02 PM (DuZls)
...
Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 05:00 PM (c3RnB)
All in the time honored traditions established by J Edgar Hoover!
Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 05:03 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: davidt at June 10, 2019 05:03 PM (geIq4)
So can other states bus people to Cali for free medical care?
Posted by: Miklos
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Funny thing, back in the day when California had some bill going for Medi-Cal for all, I asked a lefty loon acquaintance what would prevent people from other states coming in for a quick heart transplant or comprehensive cancer treatment or whatnot and then beating it back to their home state?
"They'd have to be documented," came the answer.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 05:03 PM (yNh/5)
"She was a liar. She was an unethical, dishonest lawyer. She conspired to violate the Constitution, the rules of the House, the rules of the committee and the rules of confidentiality. Hillary Clinton is ethically unfit to be either a senator or president--and if she were to become president, the last vestiges of the traditional moral authority of the party of Roosevelt, Truman and Johnson will be destroyed."
Fact Check:
"Specifically, Zeifman contends that Rodham and others wanted Richard Nixon to remain in office to bolster the chances of Sen. Ted Kennedy or another Democrat being elected president. ...Rodham was trying to gain enough votes on the Judiciary Committee to change House rules and deny counsel to Nixon.
In order to pull this off, Zeifman said that Rodham wrote a fraudulent legal brief, and confiscated public documents. After the Nixon impeachment investigation was finished, Zeifman fired Rodham and said he refused to give her a letter of recommendation. Zeifman said he regrets not reporting Rodham to the appropriate bar association."
The Only Democrat Fired For Watergate: Bribe Me-Granny.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 10, 2019 05:03 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 05:04 PM (Qykmv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 05:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: SUG at June 10, 2019 05:04 PM (dMrJJ)
Where's BEN to say: "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE IS **ONE** LINK BETEEN WATERGATE AND THE RUSSIA SCANDAL: HILLARY CLINTON - MAYBE THEY COULD BRING HER IN TO TESTIFY??"
>>Wait till they bring rob reiner and DiNiro in
Actually, Rob Reiner is involved in this via that Dan Jones guy, former DiFi aid, who created that group that funneled $40 million of so to Fusion GPS after the election to continue the Russia scandal stuff. Reiner is one of the donors, I think, if not more involved.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 05:04 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (BbGew)
These are the chickens that are coming home to roost, not the ones that that low-life Jeremiah Wright was ejaculating all over himself about.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (c3RnB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:59 PM (FwN37)
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My understanding is that he didn't order it, as legal counsel, he advised it.
Posted by: American CEOs at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (BbGew)
It's just ice cream.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 10, 2019 05:03 PM (Ndje9)
Sounds exactly right.
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 05:06 PM (nRWPy)
I figure I know about as much about all that as John Flucking Dean does
about Trump and his campaign.
These guys should all be impeached for running a time wasting but nevertheless very expensive circus instead of doing whatever their flucking job allegedly is.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 10, 2019 05:06 PM (37IEG)
One of the Republicans need to make this statement -
"In a country where abuse of our elderly citizens occurs far, far too often, if is personally distressing to me that our Democrat colleagues dragged this poor, befuddled and self-deluded felon, John Dean, into a public hearing to be baited for sport. Honestly, Mr. Chairman and your colleagues, have you no shame? What's next in this hearing? Dogfighting? Cockfighting? Does your thirst for blood sport know no bounds?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2019 05:06 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: American CEOs at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (DuZls)
At the time it was being contemplated, they did not need dean to as legal council to ok it. The then AG Jon MItchell was sitting right there. LOL
what a shit show that was. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 05:07 PM (FwN37)
Your 100% right about dean and i have no doubt he would have ordered the break in but he was not that high in the Chain of Command at the time. His time came when they threw the cover up into his lap
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So they way I read it, he was big on using the "color of authority". He'd authorize things and then get them rubberstamped later on.
The thing was compartmentalized so he actually was in a position to tell the people lower down he'd gotten orders from Mitchell etc etc. And they'd get paid etc. He'd admitted to being able to write checks and authorize work and having done so for CREEP.
Posted by: simplemind at June 10, 2019 05:07 PM (OtHd3)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 05:01 PM (oVJmc)
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I didn't do anything.
I might have mentioned to Haldeman a hypothetical but never said it came from the president. Honest.
Posted by: Big John Deene at June 10, 2019 05:07 PM (/jZjK)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 05:07 PM (NWiLs)
https://tinyurl.com/y6lwox4z
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (ptqGC)
That's gonna send the guys to their bunks.
Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (a0IVu)
And some of the 'ettes too.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (NWiLs)
I've seen this photo before and have read it was photoshopped. There are several pics on the internet of Melania that are fake.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 10, 2019 05:07 PM (FZzpm)
Posted by: Greasy Gavin at June 10, 2019 05:08 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2019 05:08 PM (BbGew)
Ted would never be president or they would have reopened Chappaquick.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 05:08 PM (yX09K)
I auditioned, but they refused to treat me right. Shame, really. I had hit them with my best shot.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 10, 2019 05:08 PM (7BXbv)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 05:09 PM (c3RnB)
Posted by: Jen the original at June 10, 2019 05:07 PM (FZzpm)
Don't care.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 05:10 PM (NWiLs)
Listen....."Hit me in my wet spot.....fire away!!!!""
How's that sound pardner......?
I've got more.
Posted by: SUG at June 10, 2019 05:10 PM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 05:10 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (BbGew)
.......
If that lap band lets go nobody is safe.
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 05:10 PM (v0R5T)
Michelle Obama at D-Day commemoration:
https://tinyurl.com/y3djcbye
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 05:04 PM (ptqGC)
++++Looks like she's ready to rumble.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 10, 2019 05:11 PM (EjlXc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (Tf/vJ)
He does remind me of Uranus. Just a joke. I have never seen G928's anus, nor do I wish to.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 10, 2019 05:11 PM (JgA4k)
Deven_Intel's avatar
Deven_Intel @Deven_Intel
3h
Reportedly 14 #IRGC officials will be killed for spying for #Israel's well known Intelligence Agency
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 10, 2019 05:15 PM (BqBId)
*******
More Like the ANUS of Uranus
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 10, 2019 05:16 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 05:07 PM (NWiLs)
This is beautifully-written and and I wonder how many recent "college graduates" could read it and understand what Lewis meant.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2019 05:17 PM (NFEMn)
Michelle Obama at D-Day commemoration:
https://tinyurl.com/y3djcbye
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 05:04 PM (ptqGC)
++++Looks like she's ready to rumble.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 10, 2019 05:11 PM (EjlXc)
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She favors her sweet mother in that picture.
Posted by: Big John Deene at June 10, 2019 05:23 PM (/jZjK)
https://tinyurl.com/y3djcbye
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 05:04 PM (ptqGC)
++++Looks like she's ready to rumble.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 10, 2019 05:11 PM (EjlXc)
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She favors her sweet mother in that picture.
Posted by: Big John Deene at June 10, 2019 05:23 PM (/jZjK)
Looks like she is ready to unleash her war cry. Would scare the bejesus out of me.
Posted by: Zombie Sgt. R. Lee Ermey at June 10, 2019 05:26 PM (q1Pj5)
So Hillary was ahead of her time, showing the Democrats the way.
Posted by: abbynormal at June 10, 2019 05:35 PM (h5Lyp)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and Prood of it !!! at June 10, 2019 05:36 PM (qM84C)
Which assumes that Nadler himself and other House Democrats will not be under indictment before that.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 10, 2019 05:37 PM (g+8Yn)
Posted by: SUG at June 10, 2019 05:44 PM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at June 10, 2019 07:37 PM (nRj4F)
Posted by: Nobody at June 10, 2019 10:10 PM (J6cPD)
Zeifman and Dean began making media appearances to plug the book and eventually appeared on the Hardball. Dean's old swamp chum Mathews went tingly on Dean and ignored Zeifman and his book. Dean soon thereafter became a highly paid cable talking head and a fanatical defender of the Clintons. Which reminds me, Dean's book Blind Ambition wasa ghost-written by Bill Clinton's old friend Taylor Branch.
Posted by: Truth-Seeker at June 10, 2019 10:56 PM (hb4+V)
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