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Oh Yes: Boris Johnson Threatens to Withhold $50 Billion Payment that the UK Supposedly Owes the EU Unless the EU Plays Ball on Brexit
Sargon of Akkad has long argued that the UK, far from being helpless in the Brexit negotiations, had the high cards -- they supposedly owe the EU $50 billion for whatever reason, and they could just tell the EU they're cancelling the debt, unless the EU starts acting more reasonably.
Theresa May refused to even discuss this. Johnson just threatened it. With Trumpian vigor.Boris Johnson, the leading candidate to succeed Theresa May as Britain’s next prime minister, said he would withhold a previously agreed 39 billion pound ($50 billion) Brexit payment until the European Union gives Britain better exit terms. ... "I always thought it was extraordinary that we should agree to write that entire cheque before having a final deal. In getting a good deal, money is a great solvent and a great lubricant," Johnson told the Sunday Times.Make the UK Great Again!
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2019 01:29 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Ha at June 10, 2019 01:31 PM (MAstk)
French media say oak given by Macron and planted at White House is no more
Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 01:31 PM (QkjLD)
Ha Ha
Posted by: the Butcher at June 10, 2019 01:31 PM (DIosY)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 01:31 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 10, 2019 01:31 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Guam tipper at June 10, 2019 01:32 PM (bP4NH)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 01:32 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Boris at June 10, 2019 01:32 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Boris the Johnson at June 10, 2019 01:32 PM (Am8Sm)
Posted by: CN at June 10, 2019 01:32 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 01:32 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 10, 2019 01:32 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 01:33 PM (WdajP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 01:33 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Vic at June 10, 2019 01:33 PM (mpXpK)
I do hope Boris gets the not the horrible anti Semite Jeremy Corbyn.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 01:33 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 01:33 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: trev006 at June 10, 2019 01:33 PM (l2Bvc)
Posted by: CN at June 10, 2019 01:33 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 01:34 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 01:34 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 10, 2019 01:34 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at June 10, 2019 01:34 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 10, 2019 01:34 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Pete Buttzkrieg at June 10, 2019 01:34 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Call Me Boris, Bitches at June 10, 2019 01:34 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2019 01:34 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2019 01:34 PM (vVOK2)
Not yet. He's the likely successor to Theresa who has promised to go away.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 01:35 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: CN at June 10, 2019 01:35 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 10, 2019 01:35 PM (Xv64E)
French media say oak given by Macron and planted at White House is no more
Trump hired Russian hookers to pee on it nightly.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 01:35 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bob Brinker at June 10, 2019 01:35 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 01:35 PM (WdajP)
Posted by: Vic at June 10, 2019 01:33 PM (mpXpK)
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Do you remember the Columbia record club?
Kinda' like that.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 01:36 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 10, 2019 01:36 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 10, 2019 01:36 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 01:31 PM (RD7QR)
Just like other countries need access to the US market more than the US needs their imports. In times like these it takes an unusual man to point out the obvious.
Or smart-ass kid.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2019 01:36 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 10, 2019 01:36 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: bluebell at June 10, 2019 01:36 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: David St. Hubbins at June 10, 2019 01:36 PM (iB1oa)
Oh well, bound to revert to the mean soon enough!!!
Posted by: G. Soros at June 10, 2019 01:36 PM (vSQcn)
Nope, the EU is want Germany always wanted, Europe under German control.
Posted by: lowandslow at June 10, 2019 01:37 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 10, 2019 01:37 PM (Jd04n)
Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2019 01:37 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 01:37 PM (heaSb)
Maybe Trump will follow Boris' lead in dealing with the UN.
Posted by: Guam tipper
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I think Trump is too sociable a guy to hate the UN as much as you and I do. He sees opportunities in swamps like that.
Maybe President Tom Cotton. (I think I'm going to turn into a pretty tedious Cotton picker in these parts.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 01:37 PM (yNh/5)
Britain used to occupy India? When was it ever great?
Posted by: Pete Buttzkrieg at June 10, 2019 01:34 PM (DuZls)
Their call centers are fantastic </snark>
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 10, 2019 01:37 PM (N39Ws)
UK Brexit secretary David Davis has rejected as nonsense reports that Britain will offer to pay up to £50bn as a divorce bill to the EU in order to begin trade talks in October.
Posted by: Vic at June 10, 2019 01:37 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Call Me Boris, Bitches at June 10, 2019 01:37 PM (hjaPQ)
There are vastly more Euros from the continent living and working in the UK than there are Brits in the rest of the EU.
Posted by: Miklos, with firsthand knowledge at June 10, 2019 01:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: saf at June 10, 2019 01:38 PM (5IHGB)
"I give the EU about five years after UK leaves for the Germans to give up on it."
Nope, the EU is want Germany always wanted, Europe under German control.
Posted by: lowandslow at June 10, 2019 01:37 PM (4thlk)
Which means we are going back to Europe to fight sometime in our lifetime.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 10, 2019 01:38 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 01:38 PM (WG6O9)
Posted by: lowandslow
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Problem is, as Spengler pointed out, how long will Germans put up with working until age 70 to ensure that Greeks and Italians can retire at 50?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 10, 2019 01:38 PM (YslsA)
Must have attended the Barack Obama School for Negotiating Like Doormat.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 01:38 PM (W+vEI)
Nope, the EU is want Germany always wanted, Europe under German control.
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*giggles*
Posted by: Hitler's Grandaughter at June 10, 2019 01:38 PM (AqD0i)
Posted by: JAS at June 10, 2019 01:38 PM (I5SAg)
I give the EU about five years after UK leaves for the Germans to give up on it.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
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What investments would be good around now? Anyone got any ideas?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 01:39 PM (yNh/5)
A motorcycle rider from Charlotte was killed Sunday when he was struck by lightning and then crashed on a highway near Orlando, the Florida Highway Patrol said.
The power of the lightning strike caused the 45-year-old man's helmet to crack and burn, according to a tweet from the Highway Patrol.
Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 01:39 PM (QkjLD)
I give the EU about five years after UK leaves for the Germans to give up on it.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
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What investments would be good around now? Anyone got any ideas?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 01:39 PM (yNh/5)
Ammo.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 10, 2019 01:40 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 01:38 PM (W+vEI)
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I've gotta remember that one.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 10, 2019 01:40 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: JAS at June 10, 2019 01:41 PM (I5SAg)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at June 10, 2019 01:41 PM (3U22A)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
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What investments would be good around now? Anyone got any ideas?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 01:39 PM (yNh/5)
Ammo.
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Go long on Dominican Republic vacation properties.
Posted by: Paul Krugman at June 10, 2019 01:41 PM (y4Uu0)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 10, 2019 01:41 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Vic at June 10, 2019 01:37 PM (mpXpK)
And if not, are they going to embargo the UK from Europe? Call it the "Continental System" or something like that?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2019 01:41 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 10, 2019 01:41 PM (b/Mku)
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 01:41 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Capt. Bill Kristol, SS Cucktanic at June 10, 2019 01:42 PM (4Eo4+)
"55% of women prefer socialism"
Actually it's 55% of women btwn 18 and 54.
NYT buys Hot Air, right
Posted by: REDACTED at June 10, 2019 01:42 PM (DPjeO)
So he's going to apply some KY to the EU.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 01:42 PM (heaSb)
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 01:42 PM (BDa5N)
Ha ha. So much for the EU and their "economic security".
Posted by: Delaforce at June 10, 2019 01:42 PM (nKwTQ)
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 01:42 PM (hKRnU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2019 01:42 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 10, 2019 01:42 PM (priwn)
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Internally, Germany's problem is how happy Kemal will be with working until 70 so Fritz can retire at 50.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 10, 2019 01:43 PM (iB1oa)
All that money would go to feeding the EU fascist state. anyway, which is basically Nazi Germany without the army.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 10, 2019 01:43 PM (+dsLj)
Why do the Brits make their money so heavy?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 01:43 PM (oVJmc)
MUKGA?
Just doesn't have the same ring....
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 01:41 PM (cF8AT)
Although, Make England Great Again, MEGA would work.
Yes, I'm talking to myself...what of it?
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 01:43 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Austin at June 10, 2019 01:43 PM (bP4NH)
In getting a good deal, money is a great solvent and a great lubricant," Johnson told the Sunday Times.
So he's going to apply some KY to the EU.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 01:42 PM (heaSb)
Picture Stormy Daniels' shocked face.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 10, 2019 01:43 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
Basically, it's the German Empire, with the French trying to run it, but the Germans paying for it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 01:44 PM (heaSb)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 01:44 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Delaforce at June 10, 2019 01:44 PM (nKwTQ)
Posted by: Gothmog, Balrog of Morgoth at June 10, 2019 01:44 PM (FTPVM)
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*ahem*
well, as it stands now, the majority of all wealth transfers to them anyway.
Socialism just cuts out the middleman.
Posted by: check the actuarial tables at June 10, 2019 01:44 PM (y4Uu0)
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 01:44 PM (O98j8)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 10, 2019 01:45 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 10, 2019 01:36 PM (YslsA)
Probably negotiates to get undercoating on her used car purchases.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 10, 2019 01:45 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Natasha at June 10, 2019 01:45 PM (Vy7tf)
Yes, I'm talking to myself...what of it?
Posted by: Tami
>Scotland, Wales, and the Ulsters would like to have a word with you...
Posted by: Delaforce at June 10, 2019 01:45 PM (nKwTQ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 10, 2019 01:45 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 01:45 PM (BDa5N)
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Internally, Germany's problem is how happy Kemal will be with working until 70 so Fritz can retire at 50.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 10, 2019 01:43 PM
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Or...how happy will Kamal be sitting on his ass when Fritz retires and there's no one left to pay taxes?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2019 01:45 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2019 01:36 PM
* vapors *
This is not who we are!
Posted by: GOPe at June 10, 2019 01:45 PM (K5Y4C)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at June 10, 2019 01:46 PM (hdzef)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 10, 2019 01:46 PM (bkUtD)
Make the UK Great Again!
MUKGA
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Stick with a proven winner. MAGA! Make Albion Great Again!
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2019 01:46 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 01:38 PM (WG6O9)
Molon moolah, mofos.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 01:46 PM (heaSb)
So he's going to apply some KY to the EU.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 01:42 PM (heaSb)
or rub dirt in it!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2019 01:46 PM (JFO2v)
French media say oak given by Macron and planted at White House is no more
Trump hired Russian hookers to pee on it nightly.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 01:35 PM (yQpMk)
And Trump watered it every night, too. personally
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 01:46 PM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 01:46 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 10, 2019 01:46 PM (Z4rgH)
MUKGA
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How about MAke The UK Imperial Again"
MATUKIA.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 10, 2019 01:45 PM (iB1oa)
Heh.
I've actually started to notice Royalists in my Twitter feed, who want the entire empire back.
Including us back under British rule.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 01:46 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2019 01:47 PM (+/zXg)
I think Marx was pretty clear on that part, comrade sugartits.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 01:47 PM (BDa5N)
Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 10, 2019 01:47 PM (HjFxw)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 01:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 01:47 PM (heaSb)
Posted by: kallisto
At present, Boris is the hands - down choice to lead the Tories, after Theresa May does her own, personal Brexit.
Donald Trump is kind of "radioactive" in the UK, because of the Media treatment.
So Boris didn't want to rock his own boat, prior to becoming the Tory leader.
If he does become PM, he and Trump will likely see a lot of each other.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 10, 2019 01:47 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Theresa May or May Not at June 10, 2019 01:47 PM (4Eo4+)
Yes, I'm talking to myself...what of it?
Posted by: Tami
>Scotland, Wales, and the Ulsters would like to have a word with you...
Posted by: Delaforce at June 10, 2019 01:45 PM (nKwTQ)
Ok ok....MESWUGA?
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 01:47 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Butter Bean at June 10, 2019 01:48 PM (MAstk)
"Make Britain Great Again"
You know, Great Britain and all...
No?
Posted by: Delaforce
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I know I've seen hats or tweets or signs or something with MEGA and maybe MBGA. America is lucky. Ours is pronounceable. And you only need to buy one vowel.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 01:48 PM (yNh/5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 01:49 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 01:44 PM (O98j
Perhaps he didn't want his opponents in the party leadership race to have the "Trump's puppet" stick to beat him with?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 01:49 PM (WG6O9)
Posted by: Gothmog, Balrog of Morgoth at June 10, 2019 01:49 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2019 01:49 PM (+/zXg)
Donald Trump is kind of "radioactive" in the UK, because of the Media treatment.
So Boris didn't want to rock his own boat, prior to becoming the Tory leader.
If he does become PM, he and Trump will likely see a lot of each other.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 10, 2019 01:47 PM (vcOmj)
Boris has been shit talking Nigel Farage, too.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 01:49 PM (sm6Pk)
99% of those women can't define socialism.
Posted by: Independent Jorge at June 10, 2019 01:50 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 01:50 PM (ZLHhA)
Why wouldn't Bojo meet with Trump though?
Posted by: kallisto
Bojo got the Mojo with Flojo in a Hojo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 01:50 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 01:50 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 01:46 PM (sm6Pk)
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They might make some inroads while we ROFL about that notion. Problem for them is, we'll eventually stop laughing.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 10, 2019 01:50 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 01:49 PM (WG6O9)
That's a good guess, IMO.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 01:50 PM (heaSb)
99% of those women can't define socialism.
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What percentage of them like receiving cash and prizes?
Posted by: check the actuarial tables at June 10, 2019 01:51 PM (FQnvy)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 01:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Gothmog, Balrog of Morgoth at June 10, 2019 01:51 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: NY Times at June 10, 2019 01:51 PM (r+sAi)
I think Marx was pretty clear on that part, comrade sugartits.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 01:47 PM (BDa5N)
There are two ways you can structure a society.
If you reward need, need and perceived need will grow until ability is overwhelmed.
If you reward ability, ability will grow until all needs are met.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 10, 2019 01:51 PM (J+mig)
Repo the Chunnel?
Posted by: Anna Puma
They will speak harshly of the Brits, and call them stupid nationalists. Oh, no.
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2019 01:51 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 01:51 PM (O98j8)
Yet, they aren't blowing even half of the guys they meet.
__________________
But some of us are doing more than our share, so it all evens out.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels, Sandra Fluke, Madonna at June 10, 2019 01:52 PM (k4dH2)
French media say oak given by Macron and planted at White House is no more
Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 01:31 PM (QkjLD)
Trump should tweet that he walked out back of the white house and pissed on it every morning.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 01:52 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Tami
>For some reason, I could see this as an actual slogan.
Something that Spitting Image would use it was still on the air.
Posted by: Delaforce at June 10, 2019 01:52 PM (nKwTQ)
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But if Germany runs all the 'retirement camps'?
Posted by: FrodoB at June 10, 2019 01:52 PM (6bOIV)
Posted by: Brussels, Belgium at June 10, 2019 01:52 PM (ptqGC)
What will the EU do?
Repo the Chunnel?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I bet they'll try something nasty.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 01:53 PM (yNh/5)
Yet, they aren't blowing even half of the guys they meet.
__________________
But some of us are doing more than our share, so it all evens out.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels, Sandra Fluke, Madonna at June 10, 2019 01:52 PM (k4dH2)
PREACH IT, GIRLFRIEND!
Posted by: SHEP! at June 10, 2019 01:53 PM (oVJmc)
working until age 70 to ensure that Greeks and Italians can retire at
50?
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Greeks and Italians look like miracles of efficiency vs Mohammeds.
It will be that stark.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 10, 2019 01:53 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 01:53 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 01:53 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 01:49 PM (sm6Pk)
Nigel and Boris are past allies, but in the current political situation, Nigel is his biggest rival.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 01:53 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 01:53 PM (O98j8)
MATUKOGBANIGA
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 10, 2019 01:54 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 10, 2019 01:54 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 01:54 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
They might try to lock GB out of Airbus. That would sting a bit, but only for a while.
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2019 01:54 PM (wW03z)
French media say oak given by Macron and planted at White House is no more
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Well I suppose it could have been worse. It could have symbolically burst into flames, but that's been done already, so superfluous.
Posted by: Actual TV Presenter I'd like to see at June 10, 2019 01:54 PM (AqD0i)
Posted by: The Welsh at June 10, 2019 01:54 PM (K5Y4C)
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2019 01:54 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 01:49 PM (WG6O9)
Europeon leaders are loathe to look like American lapdogs, which is electoral poison. That's why they go out of their way to wrongfoot us, to show their "independence."
That's also why that nitwit Obama was an idiot to go to Europe hat in hand to get the Olympics. That effing guaranteed that the IOC would not do that, because then they would look like they were dancing to Obama's tune.
Srsly, is there no one in the State Department who has grasped this basic fact? Or did they tell The One, and he was too stupid to take their advice on board?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 01:54 PM (heaSb)
Something that Spitting Image would use it was still on the air.
Posted by: Delaforce at June 10, 2019 01:52 PM (nKwTQ)
Dangerously close to running out of hat room though.
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 01:55 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 10, 2019 01:55 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 01:53 PM (yNh/5)
Later:
"Hey we found this giant big empty pipe in the ground near Dover. Our sewage disposal problem is solved!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 01:55 PM (WG6O9)
MATUKOGBANIGA
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 10, 2019 01:54 PM (iB1oa)
I think that's a country in Africa, no?
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 01:55 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 01:46 PM (aKsyK)
Never seen 'em make change.
Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2019 01:55 PM (ykq7q)
( Elite Council Members exempt from the provisions of this rule)
Posted by: EU Elite Council at June 10, 2019 01:56 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 01:46 PM (sm6Pk)
I could buy that, with the one condition that Barron Trump be named Shogun for Life, in absolute and unquestioned command of all armed forces of the Empire.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 01:56 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2019 01:56 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: Brussels, Belgium at June 10, 2019 01:52 PM (ptqGC)
... flounces off to write a very stern letter. So there!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 01:56 PM (heaSb)
Srsly, is there no one in the State Department who has grasped this basic fact? Or did they tell The One, and he was too stupid to take their advice on board?
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the thing about "and"
Posted by: embraceable and at June 10, 2019 01:56 PM (ZcpiG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 01:57 PM (FwN37)
Quel Trumpian!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2019 01:57 PM (O8WFE)
Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give them a push
You'll be surprised you're doing the French mistake
Voila!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 01:57 PM (yQpMk)
It is written.
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 01:57 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 01:54 PM
Take me on a trip to England and you can be penny-wise and pound foolish!
Posted by: Glitter at June 10, 2019 01:58 PM (K5Y4C)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 10, 2019 01:54 PM (iB1oa)
I think that's a country in Africa, no?
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 01:55 PM (cF8AT)
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Could be...could be...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 10, 2019 01:58 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 01:58 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 01:47 PM (cF8AT)
Nope, that's the sound WW2 movie subs make before they dive.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 10, 2019 01:58 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 01:58 PM (O98j8)
Posted by: The Welsh at June 10, 2019 01:54 PM (K5Y4C)
That's easy for you to say..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 01:59 PM (yQpMk)
Amen. He really is the British Trump.
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2019 01:54 PM (wW03z)
If you want a good proxy way to understand how messed up Great Britain is politically at the moment, realize that in a parliamentary election for PM (only MP's vote, of course) Nigel Farae would Not get One Single Vote, not out of the entire Parliament. They hate him, every party in Parliament hates him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 01:59 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Brussels, Belgium
Y'all saw us mad twice last century. Don't make us come back.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 01:59 PM (yX09K)
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Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 01:59 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Blago at June 10, 2019 01:59 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 10, 2019 01:54 PM (oAY8z)
Baby steps. Currently, Britain is without a PM, because Teresa May (haaack, ptui) stepped down. There is a race within the Tory Party to find a new party leader to succeed her, and become PM. BOJO is a front-runner in that race. Farage is not in the Tory party; he is in his own party, called the Brexit party.
Farage will get his shot at the brass ring come the next general election.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 01:59 PM (WG6O9)
With prognostication skills like that, I'm quite certain he's found a career as a caberet manager on a cruise line.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at June 10, 2019 02:00 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 02:00 PM (ZLHhA)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 10, 2019 02:00 PM (TAmPV)
Think DR Albert Gonzalez has the juice down there in the DR?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:00 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: klaftern at June 10, 2019 02:00 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 02:00 PM (gmo/4)
Partly because as a non-MP he's not eligible.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 02:01 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 01:50 PM (gmo/4)
Is better hung than short spy of same name.
Posted by: Natasha at June 10, 2019 02:01 PM (RD7QR)
Farage will get his shot at the brass ring come the next general election.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 01:59 PM (WG6O9)
Well no. She stepped down as leader of the Conservative Party but is still the PM of a care taker governmemt
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:01 PM (FwN37)
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Absolutely!
The English would, and the French wouldn't.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 10, 2019 02:01 PM (OtHd3)
In other words, "play ball or we're going in dry."
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 10, 2019 02:01 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 01:47 PM (cF8AT)
Is that a city in Oklahoma?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 10, 2019 02:00 PM (TAmPV)
Close. It's a lake in Minnesota.
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 02:01 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 02:00 PM (ZLHhA)
Well, presumably the people driving in the Chunnel.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 02:02 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 02:02 PM (ptqGC)
That area has a 51% conservative voting majority, but they've got a far left Member of Parliament for the next 3 years now. And nothing they can do about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 02:02 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 02:03 PM (Bdeb0)
You could get that big fattie that clogs the London sewer system and stop up the whole chunnel.
Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2019 02:03 PM (Zct75)
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 01:47 PM (cF8AT)
Is that a city in Oklahoma?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 10, 2019 02:00 PM (TAmPV)
Close. It's a lake in Minnesota.
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 02:01 PM (gmo/4)
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Hello Muddah
Hello Faddah
Here I am at
Camp MESWUGA
Posted by: Allan Sherman at June 10, 2019 02:03 PM (iB1oa)
Emperor Barron:
"Exterminate the British royal family. Do it now."
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 02:03 PM (Bdeb0)
"Begin with Harry's wife."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 02:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 10, 2019 02:03 PM (T9rmq)
I already said he was the British Trump.
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2019 02:03 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 02:01 PM (fuK7c)
That too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 02:03 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Blago at June 10, 2019 01:59 PM (UfkIY)
Why not? They all want to get on the gravy train. Makes perfect sense. I think that they get to borrow Euros at the same rate of interest as Germany, despite having much shittier credit ratings. Woot!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 02:04 PM (heaSb)
That area has a 51% conservative voting majority, but they've got a far left Member of Parliament for the next 3 years now. And nothing they can do about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo
>Was this a case of the spoiler effect, you think?
Posted by: Delaforce at June 10, 2019 02:04 PM (nKwTQ)
Posted by: RobM1981 at June 10, 2019 02:04 PM (Q4+Th)
Posted by: Brussels, Belgium
According to the recent thread replete with advice for new grooms, this would be a great time to say "Did you know you're cute when you're mad?", correct?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: A new groom at June 10, 2019 02:04 PM (K5Y4C)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 10, 2019 02:05 PM (YslsA)
"Yes. The old woman, too."
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 02:05 PM (Bdeb0)
for new grooms, this would be a great time to say "Did you know you're
cute when you're mad?", correct?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: A new groom at June 10, 2019 02:04 PM (K5Y4C)
Actually, "calm down" works better. Try it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 02:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 10, 2019 02:05 PM (YslsA)
And because we can't have nice things
Also Karl Urban's Dredd is the tits
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 02:05 PM (bcbK8)
On the other hand, Rees-Mogg is both of things, and more of a Euroskeptic than Johnson.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 02:06 PM (AzW6q)
I already said he was the British Trump.
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Right down to the Russian Collusion.
The billionaire bankrolling him has a Russian wife who was at one time accused of being a spy I believe. So the press is constantly banging on about how Nigel is controlled by a mysterious billionaire with Russian ties . . .
Posted by: Its ROOSHIANS all the way down at June 10, 2019 02:06 PM (AqD0i)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Somebody else take this one.
Posted by: Stringer Davis
Peanut Papi's big brudder.
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 02:06 PM (xNgpT)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at June 10, 2019 02:00 PM (PFy0L)
That would be the late Lester Thurow, economist and comedian extraordinaire.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 02:06 PM (heaSb)
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 02:06 PM (Bdeb0)
"Yes. The old woman, too."
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 02:05 PM (Bdeb0)
"No, spare the old woman. She amuses my father."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 02:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cymbaline at June 10, 2019 02:06 PM (QEw18)
Posted by: Brussels, Belgium
According to the recent thread replete with advice for new grooms, this would be a great time to say "Did you know you're cute when you're mad?", correct?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: A new groom at June 10, 2019 02:04 PM (K5Y4C)
Oh definitely. Ask for sex too, that'll make it even better.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 02:06 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 02:06 PM (gmo/4)
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Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 01:59 PM (cF8AT)
Godzilla vs. Kong is not supposed to be an A+ movie. It is supposed to be a cheesy movie that a vast audience ranging from 6 to 15 can enjoy.*
*And those with an emotionally developmental range of 6-15 - the Horde.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2019 02:07 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 02:07 PM (VnWsE)
Posted by: The Low Countries at June 10, 2019 02:07 PM (O8WFE)
That area has a 51% conservative voting majority, but they've got a far left Member of Parliament for the next 3 years now. And nothing they can do about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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There's a very easy way to fix this, for Tories to simply go with the MAJORITY of the whole country and a majority of conservatives and break away from the EU.
Theresa May threw everything away all to try and scuttle Brexit.
It just blows my mind, reminds me of Republicans and open borders. Willing to split the party up all for some Koch Bros money. And money doesn't win elections, votes do.
Posted by: Blago at June 10, 2019 02:07 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2019 02:07 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2019 02:03 PM
Why do people always talk about me like I'm not here?
Posted by: Fatty McFatbergface at June 10, 2019 02:08 PM (K5Y4C)
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 02:08 PM (BDa5N)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 02:08 PM (ZLHhA)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: A new groom
Tell her and her bridesmaids to make sammiches for all the guys in the wedding party.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 02:08 PM (yX09K)
My 'You owe me' column in filling up fast, hubby....
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 02:08 PM (cF8AT)
Mr Johnson had previously called the businessman "clearly out of his mind", accused him of "quite stupefying ignorance" that makes him "unfit for office" and said he would not visit New York because of the "real risk of meeting Donald Trump".
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 10, 2019 02:08 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: simplemind at June 10, 2019 02:09 PM (y4Uu0)
Warner Bros is really being run by Seymour Plotz.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 02:09 PM (ZLHhA)
Is there some type of binding legal agreement in place? Was there a binding commitment to surrender national sovereignty?
I sure would think a country could decide the EU wasn't working to their benefit.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 10, 2019 02:09 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 02:06 PM (ptqGC)
"A worthy addition to the Trump Imperial Zoo. She is to be denied footwear in her enclosure."
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 02:09 PM (Bdeb0)
Mr Johnson had previously called the businessman "clearly out of his mind", accused him of "quite stupefying ignorance" that makes him "unfit for office" and said he would not visit New York because of the "real risk of meeting Donald Trump".
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 10, 2019 02:08 PM (Z4rgH)
Well a lot of people here and even a few in Congress said the same thing, but have come around. I'm gonna give him a pass LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:10 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 10, 2019 02:10 PM (B+t5k)
Vitamin 'C', Moth Balls, Astroglide and Condoms?
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 02:10 PM (BDa5N)
take her to Wal-mart so she can 'pick up some things'...which is at
least the 10th time I've done this.
My 'You owe me' column in filling up fast, hubby....
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 02:08 PM (cF8AT)
Bless you. My husband asked me to meet him at his doctor's (I was going to, anyway). I'm overwhelmed with everything going on with him. But at least we live a 3 1/2 hour drive from his batty mother.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 02:10 PM (ptqGC)
According to the recent thread replete with advice for new grooms, this
would be a great time to say "Did you know you're cute when you're
mad?", correct?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: A new groom
Tell her and her bridesmaids to make sammiches for all the guys in the wedding party.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 02:08 PM (yX09K)
How did I miss this thread? I am full of winning ideas.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2019 02:10 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: The New York Times at June 10, 2019 02:11 PM (hjaPQ)
OT: BREAKING:
HELICOPTER EITHER CRASHES OR MAKES HARD LANDING ON TOP OF BUILDING ON 7th AVENUE and 52nd STREET IN MANHATTAN.
LARGE FDNY RESPONSE.
DETAILS AS THEY COME IN.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2019 02:11 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 02:05 PM (bcbK
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But definitely: Needs More Lawmaster.
Posted by: Bruce Dickenson at June 10, 2019 02:11 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 02:12 PM (KtcMg)
I hope TC is ok.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 02:12 PM (BDa5N)
They really thought that they could just institute a bureaucracy, do away with borders, do away with almost all self-government, and that none of the serfs would mind.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 02:12 PM (Kpl3J)
I still hope though he's successful, but I'm not going to swoon over the guy.
The UK is essentially lost, it's been taken over by cucks. It's better than some of the other European countries in terms of common sense, but not by that much.
Posted by: Blago at June 10, 2019 02:13 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:13 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2019 02:13 PM (fbe7o)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 10, 2019 02:13 PM (R8x9C)
I remember pointing out that their main problem was going to be that they were all European.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 02:13 PM (BDa5N)
I know it's off the top of his head, but c'mon.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 02:13 PM (fuK7c)
???
How many divisions do they have?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:14 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2019 02:14 PM (ufFY8)
Today, don't stand too close to anyone who has been cruisin' for it.
Posted by: just sayin' at June 10, 2019 02:14 PM (vSQcn)
No, spare the old woman. She amuses my father."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 02:06 PM
"A worthy addition to the Trump Imperial Zoo. She is to be denied footwear in her enclosure."
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 02:09 PM
"The one they call 'Kate', have her bathed & brought to my room"
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2019 02:14 PM (ceIDk)
Why they didn't send him to the DR to investigate the mysterious resort deaths, is a mystery. I would have sent him and suggested he sample all the beverages in the minibars.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 02:14 PM (ptqGC)
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Johnson is and always has been a self-promoter, first and foremost.
If he thinks that taking a hard line on Brexit is his best path to advancement, he'll take it. Otherwise, not.
IOW: Trust, but verify.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 02:14 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:15 PM (FwN37)
...She's so fine,
There's no telling
Where the money went...
Posted by: An Observation at June 10, 2019 02:15 PM (JZHlH)
Posted by: FrodoB at June 10, 2019 02:15 PM (6bOIV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:15 PM (FwN37)
CORRECTION:
1251 Avenue of the Americas which is next to or very close to the Fox News Building.
Oy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2019 02:15 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 02:16 PM (ZLHhA)
My wife's trigger word is "pissy".
Tell her to not get pissy if you want to have a really bad time.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 10, 2019 02:16 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 02:16 PM (ptqGC)
After hearing a muted answer form Brussels, he will respond "Say again...louder!"
Then there will be movement on Brexit.
Posted by: Exurban Doug at June 10, 2019 02:16 PM (kprPt)
Posted by: DaveA at June 10, 2019 02:16 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 10, 2019 02:10 PM (B+t5k)
don't mean to be too snarky, but is there a reason I should care? I mean Pedro Jiminez had a flat tire out on the loop here, but I wasn't gonna post about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 02:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 02:16 PM (ZLHhA)
"...impaled on a spit for roasting."
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 02:16 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 01:38 PM (W+vEI)
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Getting Pantsed 101
Getting Pantsed 201
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Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 02:17 PM (DuZls)
But the crash is apparently on 7th Ave.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2019 02:17 PM (ufFY8)
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Well then, you should refer to her as Pissy McPisserson until her morale improves.
Posted by: Life Coach at June 10, 2019 02:17 PM (ZcpiG)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 10, 2019 02:17 PM (B+t5k)
Crashing into building would mean falling on streets and sidewalks and that would be ugly.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 02:19 PM (fuK7c)
Must have attended the Barack Obama School for Negotiating Like Doormat.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 01:38 PM (W+vEI)
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Getting Pantsed 101
Getting Pantsed 201
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Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 02:17 PM (DuZls)
Kowtowing 360
Appeasement 301
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2019 02:19 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:15 PM (FwN37)
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Let he who is without sin, cast the first donut.
Posted by: Jesus at June 10, 2019 02:19 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: eleven at June 10, 2019 02:19 PM (tH5fk)
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MATUKO BANIGA
>>MAKUTA MATATA?
Posted by: FrodoB at June 10, 2019 02:15 PM (6bOIV)
Ting-Tang Walla-Walla Bing-Bang
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2019 02:19 PM (hLRSq)
So he'll be covering the Democrat primaries?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 02:19 PM (heaSb)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 10, 2019 02:20 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 02:20 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:15 PM (FwN37)
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Let he who is without sin, cast the first donut.
Posted by: Jesus at June 10, 2019 02:19 PM (DuZls)
Well we have standards in the Navy. The best the fat cop would hope for is the US Army (ducking)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:20 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 02:16 PM (Kpl3J)
9/11 began as a "plane crash into a building in Manhattan".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2019 02:20 PM (WG6O9)
Some HVAC company is gonna make a killing on the insurance work.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 02:20 PM (BDa5N)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 02:20 PM (KtcMg)
Posted by: FrodoB at June 10, 2019 02:20 PM (6bOIV)
As for the hospital procedures, that holds true if the hospital staff know how to handle a nuclear crisis. Apparently in Chernobyl, the victims were not properly decontaminated, due to a lack of training, so did still have radioactive particles in their skin.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 10, 2019 02:20 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 02:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Because would you rather talk about biden beto or the queeer guy? It is called a low bar
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:21 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Independent Jorge at June 10, 2019 02:21 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2019 02:19 PM (hLRSq)
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Hey! I told you that in *confidence*.
Posted by: The Witchdoctor at June 10, 2019 02:21 PM (DuZls)
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Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 02:22 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at June 10, 2019 02:22 PM (hdzef)
"...impaled on a spit for roasting."
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 02:16 PM (Bdeb0)
The one names Charles - break him on the wheel.
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 02:22 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:15 PM (FwN37)
It's his thyroid.
Posted by: Jesus at June 10, 2019 02:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:20 PM (FwN37)
Wait a minute...gotta wipe off my monitor.
Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2019 02:22 PM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:15 PM (FwN37)
It's his thyroid.
Posted by: Jesus
He's just big boned.
Posted by: FrodoB at June 10, 2019 02:23 PM (6bOIV)
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 02:20 PM (BDa5N)
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Thats now how that works.
Trust me.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 02:23 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Dennis Franz on a white ottoman at June 10, 2019 02:23 PM (BDa5N)
Posted by: AOC at June 10, 2019 02:23 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 02:23 PM (KtcMg)
Or is he just a typical New Yorker?
And, its Erin Gibbs who is the One.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 10, 2019 02:24 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:21 PM (FwN37)
Which one?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 02:24 PM (heaSb)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at June 10, 2019 02:24 PM (N4xQB)
News is now reporting that some guy on top of the building is keeping
the helicopter from crashing to the ground by holding onto a zip line
attached to the helicopter .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 02:23 PM (KtcMg)
It's Shep! making himself useful. Or could be Geraldo.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 02:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 02:24 PM (BDa5N)
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 10, 2019 02:25 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:21 PM (FwN37)
Which one?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 02:24 PM (heaSb)
OK, I'll give ya that one. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:25 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2019 01:49 PM (+/zXg)
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*eyes Xipe*
Know how to parallel park a 53' trailer?
Or a tank?
Posted by: SMH at June 10, 2019 02:25 PM (RU4sa)
News is now reporting that some guy on top of the building is keeping
the helicopter from crashing to the ground by holding onto a zip line
attached to the helicopter .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 02:23 PM (KtcMg)
The Green Goblin as he tempts Spider Man with Kirsten Dunst in the other hand?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2019 02:25 PM (ufFY8)
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Don't laugh. They have machine-gun dogs who always win because they're too cute to shoot back at.
https://tinyurl.com/y694zqes
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2019 02:25 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 02:20 PM (Kpl3J)
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Well I heard a lot of people had a problem with the last one (which I enjoyed more than I expected), so this could be more like the coup de grace.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 02:25 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 02:25 PM (BDa5N)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 02:25 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:26 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 02:26 PM (DuZls)
She's more than a woman.
Posted by: garrett
She;s no Martha MacCallum.
Posted by: FrodoB at June 10, 2019 02:26 PM (6bOIV)
But we must fight like hell to make sure Delta's CEO pays as little tax as possible. Right?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 02:26 PM (CNVTu)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2019 02:25 PM (ufFY
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I could be tempted by Kirsten Dunst...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 10, 2019 02:26 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 02:26 PM (heaSb)
Shep: We'll constantly stay on this major, major story for the rest of the day.
Posted by: NYC, City of Malignant Narcissism at June 10, 2019 02:26 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: SMH at June 10, 2019 02:26 PM (RU4sa)
Know how to parallel park a 53' trailer?
Or a tank?
Posted by: SMH at June 10, 2019 02:25 PM (RU4sa)
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TIT STATUS? = NOT CALM
Easy there SMH. Doesnt apply to ettes.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 02:27 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: eleven at June 10, 2019 02:27 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2019 02:25 PM (ufFY
It's that other piece of ass, Trinity .
Posted by: Neo at June 10, 2019 02:27 PM (KtcMg)
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 02:27 PM (BDa5N)
That would be Harvey Milk, the nasty pederast who used to pick up runaway boys at the Greyhound station in SF and take them to his place to cornhole them? THAT Harvey Milk?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 02:27 PM (heaSb)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2019 01:49 PM (+/zXg)
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*eyes Xipe*
Know how to parallel park a 53' trailer?
Or a tank?
Posted by: SMH at June 10, 2019 02:25 PM (RU4sa)
I parallel parked destroyers. Then again, I'm a guy.
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 02:27 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 10, 2019 02:28 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: SMH at June 10, 2019 02:26 PM (RU4sa)
Okay garrett, this is where you tell her she's cute.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 02:28 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: WisRich at June 10, 2019 02:28 PM (G0vdT)
The Green Goblin as he tempts Spider Man with Kirsten Dunst in the other hand?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2019 02:25 PM (ufFY
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I could be tempted by Kirsten Dunst...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 10, 2019 02:26 PM (iB1oa)
Save the helicopter, or the 2002 version of Kirsten Dunst?
You can always get a new helicopter....
Posted by: Spiderman at June 10, 2019 02:28 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 02:13 PM (BDa5N)
Governments do nothing well except oppress, diminish liberty, and murder large numbers of people. Anyone who thought that the EU adding a layer of bureaucracy on top of other layers of bureaucracy was going to equal an economic powerhouse is an idiot.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2019 02:29 PM (t6MX/)
Is she angry?
Because. They are adorable when they get angry.
(Did I do that right?)
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 02:29 PM (BDa5N)
French media say oak given by Macron and planted at White House is no more
Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 01:31 PM (QkjLD)
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Why's everyone looking at me?
Posted by: zombie George Washington at June 10, 2019 02:29 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: WisRich at June 10, 2019 02:28 PM (G0vdT)
So if you have the nickname Big Papi...
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 02:30 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 02:30 PM (CNVTu)
The David Ortiz shooting just took a weird turn. Shooters were cops
hired by drug lord because drug lord thought Big Pappa was sleeping with
his wife.
Posted by: WisRich at June 10, 2019 02:28 PM (G0vdT)
At least he didn't give her a foot rub.
Posted by: Jules at June 10, 2019 02:30 PM (ufFY8)
Save the helicopter, or the 2002 version of Kirsten Dunst?
You can always get a new helicopter....
Posted by: Spiderman at June 10, 2019 02:28 PM (ufFY
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True Fact.
I did not realize that Kirsten Dunst was the red headed child vampire in "Interview With The Vampire".
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 02:30 PM (8XRCm)
French media say oak given by Macron and planted at White House is no more
Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 01:31 PM (QkjLD)
I sincerely hope Macron doesn't make a "friendship bracelet" and attempt to give it to PDT.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 02:30 PM (ptqGC)
I guess DR Abel Gonzalez of the Abel Gonzalez Clinic is not up to Big Popi's standards?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:31 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: SMH at June 10, 2019 02:26 PM (RU4sa)
Okay garrett, this is where you tell her she's cute.
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NO NO NO You call her sugartits, tell her she needs to get you a sandwich, but first . . .
Posted by: Life Coach (call me mel) at June 10, 2019 02:31 PM (OtHd3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 10, 2019 02:31 PM (R8x9C)
Because. They are adorable when they get angry.
(Did I do that right?)
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 02:29 PM (BDa5N)
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Put a blanket around her shoulders. Tell her its a cape and that she is now Super Angry.
She might laugh.
You might get injured.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 02:32 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Neo at June 10, 2019 02:32 PM (KtcMg)
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Dopinder dwells on this at embarrassing length in "Deadpool 2"
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 10, 2019 02:32 PM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 02:32 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:32 PM (FwN37)
And the third died years later from something likely unrelated.
Chernobyl was a 'docudrama', it was not history. I mean, 'Apollo 13' was a docudrama, but it was closer to fact than Chernobyl. Chernobyl gets across some of the gist, but the core points:
a) It was a poorly-contained reactor design
b) The shutdown-power testing they were performing was run by the wrong people at the wrong time
c) The first response of the Soviet bureaucracy was "How can we hide this from everyone?"
The Soviets fucked up routinely, and sometimes it was hard to tell what we tried to do, what we might have succeeded in doing (the CIA gas-pipeline-software thing), and what they did on their own. But unless we planted a half-dozen guys prepared to die by feigning incompetence (not imponderable, Al-Qaeda did it) and who are now in lead coffins, it's hard to see how we did this one. And given the era, and how Atomkraft-Nein-Danke our European "allies" were (it's not like they Islamkraft-Nein-Danke these days) it would have been self-defeating for us to have a hand in it.
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 02:32 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 02:27 PM (gmo/4)
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Ooh.
Posted by: SMH at June 10, 2019 02:32 PM (RU4sa)
Apparently the rest of the country, with its floods, storms, etc., is breathlessly hanging onto this news.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 02:32 PM (gmo/4)
Ya mean he went deep on her?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:32 PM (FwN37)
CHOPPER CRASH:
Reporting from WOR-AM New York that the chopper crashed on the roof, FDNY put the fire out rapidly, no debris fell to the streets, pilot was the only on one board and reported dead.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2019 02:33 PM (zBaqJ)
Not when I was in.
We had a CO who was a tall skinny guy with a HUGE fat ass.
It looked like something was following him.
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 02:33 PM (xNgpT)
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 02:33 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: AOC
Thank goodness the Republicans are looking out for the poor & middle class.
Why you h8'ing on the poor and middle class? Why don't you want them to have affordable energy?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 02:34 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 02:30 PM (ptqGC)
That's more of a French-Canadian sort of thing.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2019 02:34 PM (hLRSq)
Reporting from WOR-AM New York that the chopper crashed on the roof,
FDNY put the fire out rapidly, no debris fell to the streets, pilot was
the only on one board and reported dead.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2019 02:33 PM (zBaqJ)
Someone tell Shep! we don't need him now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 02:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:31 PM (FwN37)
Gonzalez already sacrificed a chicken, but it didn't seem to help. Some things are beyond santeria science.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 02:34 PM (heaSb)
"Thank you. The XO over there bet we'd owe them paint, and we don't."
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 02:34 PM (8erNz)
Facebook tells me that NBC News is "hosting a watch party" about the helicopter crash.
Umm....
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 02:33 PM (9VeU0)
That right there is fucked up.
Posted by: South Park Stan at June 10, 2019 02:34 PM (ufFY8)
Well now it's a broken one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:26 PM
There are two kinds of helicopters; those that are broken, and those about to break.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2019 02:35 PM (K5Y4C)
by drug lord because drug lord thought Big Pappa was sleeping with his
wife.
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Now you know the rest of the story.
Posted by: zombie paul harvey at June 10, 2019 02:35 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 02:35 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Neo at June 10, 2019 02:35 PM (KtcMg)
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 02:36 PM (gmo/4)
I was under the impression that, when men were involved, they became "moobs".
Posted by: Anachronda at June 10, 2019 02:39 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2019 02:41 PM (Dh1wo)
Big Papi was schtupping the drug loards wife.
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 02:32 PM (gmo/4)
Ya mean he went deep on her?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 02:32 PM (FwN37)
Well, she did say "Willkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. C'mon in."
with a h/t to Lily.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 10, 2019 02:41 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2019 02:43 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Annie Get Your Gun - revised lyrics at June 10, 2019 02:47 PM (VPvxh)
That's just crazy talk!! You need to work WITH those who want to take advantage of you, not AGAINST them!
Posted by: Donks, CoCs, and RINOS everywhere at June 10, 2019 02:49 PM (CxApx)
Posted by: The Low Countries at June 10, 2019 02:07 PM (O8WFE)
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Fighting!
Better than shithole status.
Posted by: Undocumented at June 10, 2019 02:56 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2019 02:41 PM (Dh1wo)
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Such a shooting would not happen in Broward County, FL.
#StopTheShooting
Posted by: Undocumented at June 10, 2019 02:59 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2019 02:41 PM (Dh1wo)
Accent eh? Wonder where from. Mystery I tells ya.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 02:59 PM (CNVTu)
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 03:09 PM (v0R5T)
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