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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:22 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:22 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2019 11:22 AM (axyOa)
Are there any confirmed instances of a customer receiving an 8am visit from a cable or phone tech?
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 11:22 AM (oSS+i)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:23 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:23 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 11:23 AM (xNgpT)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 11:23 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2019 11:22 AM (axyOa)
So you're the blonde kid wearing glasses in the front row?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:24 AM (jClbd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 10, 2019 11:25 AM (9SkN+)
2. That kid is going places. Probably the state pen.
3. My immediate reaction on the woman was Scarlett Johannsen, for some reason. No idea who the guy is.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 11:25 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2019 11:25 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:22 AM (ClOmq)
Nice twofer. You're both first and first with the correct identity.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:25 AM (jClbd)
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 11:25 AM (BDa5N)
Posted by: gp at June 10, 2019 11:25 AM (mk9aG)
The guy, no clue.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 11:26 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 10, 2019 11:26 AM (xPl2J)
Theres something Tom Cruise-ish about the dude.
I have no idea who the chick is. Squeaky Fromme???
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 11:26 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 10, 2019 11:26 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 10, 2019 11:26 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor
Of course, it is disturbing that he was so quick with the answer.
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2019 11:26 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:23 AM (ClOmq)
6 Or James Mason's grandson?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:23 AM (ClOmq)
No. They're not genealogically related, as far as I know.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:26 AM (jClbd)
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at June 10, 2019 11:26 AM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 11:26 AM (aKsyK)
So you're the blonde kid wearing glasses in the front row?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:24 AM
****
Naaa...I'm the kid next to the mooner going WTF???
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2019 11:26 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Sue at June 10, 2019 11:26 AM (DuZls)
Posted by: Captain Ned at June 10, 2019 11:27 AM (Hf0jF)
Posted by: Georgio Tsoukalos at June 10, 2019 11:27 AM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 11:27 AM (gt2pY)
She was an early indicator the show was going down the tubes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:27 AM (ZLHhA)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 10, 2019 11:27 AM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 10, 2019 11:27 AM (JoUsr)
Nice twofer. You're both first and first with the correct identity.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor
Of course, it is disturbing that he was so quick with the answer.
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2019
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The pic of James Mason triggered the memory. He played Humbert Humbert in the movie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:27 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 11:27 AM (BDa5N)
Posted by: DaveA at June 10, 2019 11:27 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2019 11:22 AM (axyOa)
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You look strangely like Mongolian Beef.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 11:27 AM (DuZls)
Yes. And I love those single-use tooth-flossers, too.
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 11:28 AM (Bdeb0)
"Some naked guy shitting in the street"
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 11:28 AM (xNgpT)
Posted by: Georgio Tsoukalos at June 10, 2019 11:27 AM (hjaPQ)
I think it would have to be Mongolian yak if it were actually from Mongolia. That doesn't sound as appetizing.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 11:28 AM (RD7QR)
No idea, yet, on the hottie but she has a nice face.
You know who else was hot AF? Ella Raines? From Snoqualmie Falls, WA. I saw her last night watching some old Noir called the Phantom Lady.
She was also in my favorite John Wayne movie, Tall in the Saddle.
SCORCHINGLY hot. Like Veronica Lake levels of hawt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 11:28 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Lady in Black
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It was her first time inside one ever, I'll wager.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 10, 2019 11:28 AM (YslsA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:28 AM (ZLHhA)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 10, 2019 11:27 AM (JoUsr)
Yep. And the big American flag above her head is icing on the cake.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 10, 2019 11:28 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 10, 2019 11:27 AM (JoUsr)
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+1
Posted by: WisRich at June 10, 2019 11:28 AM (G0vdT)
You too? I wonder if that's the first time she set foot in one. Probably took three showers after she got home.
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2019 11:29 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: Vic at June 10, 2019 11:29 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Georgio Tsoukalos at June 10, 2019 11:27 AM (hjaPQ)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: General Tso at June 10, 2019 11:29 AM (jClbd)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 10, 2019 11:29 AM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 11:29 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 11:29 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lady in Black
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She probably could smell the Trump voters.
Posted by: Arch-Demonlord Strzok at June 10, 2019 11:29 AM (DuZls)
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Almost makes me sad she'll never know the splendor that is Costco.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 10, 2019 11:29 AM (JcXHH)
Posted by: McCool at June 10, 2019 11:29 AM (sZaoP)
Clue I F*CK myself to sleep each night.
Posted by: saf at June 10, 2019 11:30 AM (5IHGB)
If so, I am never going to order that again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:30 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:22 AM (ClOmq)
Nice twofer. You're both first and first with the correct identity.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:25 AM (jClbd)
Wow, did she look a lot different in the movie because my flawed memory wouldn't have made that connection. I was thinking more Julie Christie, Susan George or Marianne Faithful while knowing full well that wasn't correct.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 10, 2019 11:30 AM (y7DUB)
Most people want a can-do melon. So I say rename "cantaloupe" to "canaloupe." And while we're at it, make it "canalope," so people can spell it.
Now, here's a $million idea: breed the canalope so the rind is on the INSIDE! Don't have to shell it, just eat it like a peach. I hereby place this goldmine idea in the public domain. You're welcome.
Posted by: gp, Inventor of Canalope at June 10, 2019 11:30 AM (mk9aG)
Guy over in Idaho raised them and served them at his restaurant. Emu, too.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 11:30 AM (BDa5N)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 10, 2019 11:27 AM (JoUsr)
And she wouldn't be caught dead in a Sam's Club.
Posted by: Emmie Oakley at June 10, 2019 11:30 AM (4HMW8)
You know, the one who double dog dared his friend to do it.
Posted by: Don Q, Pessimist who is a realist at June 10, 2019 11:31 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 10, 2019 11:26 AM (Ez6QX)
Unrealistic. There's actually something left in the pan.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 11:31 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 11:31 AM (Bdeb0)
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Wow, I did not know that.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 10, 2019 11:31 AM (JoUsr)
Later on they made me a Cat II "exempt" so no overtime pay.
Posted by: Vic at June 10, 2019 11:31 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:32 AM (WB1Kh)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 10, 2019 11:32 AM (Ki5SV)
Damn politicians.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2019 11:32 AM (axyOa)
"It smelled like...people."
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 11:31 AM (Bdeb0)
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Sez the lady who smells like mothballs, dried vommit and this mornings gin...
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 11:32 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 11:32 AM (fuK7c)
You too? I wonder if that's the first time she set foot in one. Probably took three showers after she got home.
Posted by: pep
Sheee-it.
I'll bet she hasn't taken 3 showers in the last six months.
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 11:32 AM (xNgpT)
Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2019 11:32 AM (Zct75)
Posted by: David Prince at June 10, 2019 11:33 AM (JkygK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 11:33 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 10, 2019 11:33 AM (88+cf)
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Helps mask our odor.
Posted by: Urine-Soaked Depends at June 10, 2019 11:33 AM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Captain Ned at June 10, 2019 11:33 AM (Hf0jF)
http://tinyurl.com/y4lt4pxm
Posted by: McCool at June 10,
And embassies say fuck that we are flying it anyway.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:33 AM (WB1Kh)
https://twitter.com/keanuplanet/status/
1137102899400646657
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 11:34 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:34 AM (ZLHhA)
Posted by: thesev at June 10, 2019 11:34 AM (Av8i6)
http://tinyurl.com/y4lt4pxm
Posted by: McCool at June 10,
And embassies say fuck that we are flying it anyway.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:33 AM (WB1Kh)
Putting the "ass" in "embassy."
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 11:34 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Vic at June 10, 2019 11:29 AM (mpXpK)
Ugh, our school district voted themselves a double-digit pay raise last year, and lo and behold this year there are budget shortfalls, probable layoffs, and cutting of programs. So of course we have to raise property taxes now FOR THE CHILDREN!!1!!!
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 10, 2019 11:34 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Gothmog, Balrog of Morgoth at June 10, 2019 11:34 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 10, 2019 11:32 AM (Ki5SV)
Correct on both counts.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:34 AM (jClbd)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 10, 2019 11:34 AM (IYcBz)
"It smelled like...people."
Posted by: Zod
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Was it Harry Reid who complained about the smell of people visiting the Capital Building?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 11:34 AM (xSo9G)
If so, I am never going to order that again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:30 AM (ClOmq)
No, that's not true. Mongolian women used to carry it under their arms.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2019 11:32 AM (Zct75)
She was probably saying "Excuse me, where's the drums of mayonnaise what used to be here?"
Hillary: "Do I look like I work here?!?"
Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 11:35 AM (7HtZB)
Guy over in Idaho raised them and served them at his restaurant. Emu, too.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 11:30 AM (BDa5N)
Bison is great too. I might prefer it to beef, rich flavor.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK8)
You know who else was hot AF? Ella Raines? From Snoqualmie Falls, WA. I saw her last night watching some old Noir called the Phantom Lady.
She was also in my favorite John Wayne movie, Tall in the Saddle.
SCORCHINGLY hot. Like Veronica Lake levels of hawt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 11:28 AM
No kidding!!!
But from the U of W. Still, sometimes we Cougs have to give credit where credit is due.
Beautiful!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2019 11:35 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2019 11:35 AM (ufFY8)
If so, I am never going to order that again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:30 AM (ClOmq)
No, that's not true. Mongolian women used to carry it under their arms.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)
They'd specially braid their armpit hair to hold the meat in place.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 11:35 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:32 AM (WB1Kh)
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Someone (I think Glenn Reynolds) tweeted that on her birthday next to a screenshot of the tweet she put out on her previous birthday, which had that Village of the Damned photo of Young Thundershart, and a caption about how she was going to be the first demon in a female skinsuit to be President.
It made me laugh and laugh and laugh some more.
Nothin' but net!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 11:36 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 11:36 AM (BDa5N)
Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 10, 2019 11:36 AM (T9rmq)
You just know how much she detested being inside that Costco.
Could have been worse.
Could have been Sam's.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 11:36 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:36 AM (WB1Kh)
Posted by: Bill R. at June 10, 2019 11:37 AM (wzzJf)
http://tinyurl.com/y4lt4pxm
Posted by: McCool at June 10, 2019 11:29 AM (sZaoP)
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NBC news really sucks. Rather than stating just the facts, which are:
* The flag has not been approved on primary, official flagpoles
* The flag can be flown elsewhere or hung on the building or in offices
* The White House has not provided a reason for declining to approve official requests to fly the flag on official, primary flagpoles. Specific requests for additional information were not available at publication time.
The lard it up with stuff like:
Although the pride flag can and is being flown elsewhere on embassy grounds, including inside embassies and on exterior walls, the decision not to allow it on the official flagpole stands in contrast to President Donald Trump's claim to be a leader in supporting LGBTQ rights overseas.
I don't know the official reasoning (if any) and I don't much care. The official flagpole should fly *only* the US flag, in my opinion. But that doesn't matter. What does matter is that the press whores can't help themselves - they have some pathological need to editorialize.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2019 11:37 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:37 AM (ZLHhA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 10, 2019 11:37 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:33 AM (WB1Kh)
Putting the "ass" in "embassy."
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 11:34 AM
Yeah, that's going to go over like a fart in church. Ambassadors being recalled in 5...4...3...
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2019 11:37 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:37 AM (jClbd)
http://tinyurl.com/y4lt4pxm
Posted by: McCool at June 10,
And embassies say fuck that we are flying it anyway.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:33 AM (WB1Kh)
Trump was tweeting about celebrating "Pride" month, why does not want our embassies to fly the rainbpw flag?
Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 11:38 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
Fine. The SD has a long, long list of applicants.
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2019 11:38 AM (wW03z)
Could have been worse.
Could have been Sam's.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 11:36 AM (aKsyK)
18 months from now after she loses again she'll be shilling her books at the 99 Cent Store.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 10, 2019 11:38 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:38 AM (ZLHhA)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 10, 2019 11:38 AM (Ki5SV)
not like she'll be able to do them in Barnes much longer
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 10, 2019 11:38 AM (IYcBz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 10, 2019 11:37 AM (9SkN+)
I'm paying you to get a little track laid!
Posted by: Taggart at June 10, 2019 11:38 AM (NWiLs)
She was an early indicator the show was going down the tubes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:27 AM (ZLHhA)
It also was a sign that her career was on the way up. I think what happened was that the show producers suddenly realized "urk, we've got a sidekick who's suddenly a whole lot more popular than the actual Doctor is, that wasn't supposed to happen!"
I mostly quit watching it after she left.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 11:39 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Gothmog, Balrog of Morgoth at June 10, 2019 11:39 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 11:39 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 11:39 AM (oSS+i)
55 Is Mongolian beef called that because the Mongols used to tenderize
meat by sticking it under their saddles, then riding all day?
If so, I am never going to order that again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:30 AM (ClOmq)
No, that's not true. Mongolian women used to carry it under their arms.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019
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. . .
I'm-a skip lunch today, 'mmmkay?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:39 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 11:38 AM (7HtZB)
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Only on the official flagpole - they can fly 'em anywhere else they want. Maybe we should only fly the official US flag on official flagpoles? Didn't provide a reason. I don't much care, if I'm being honest.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2019 11:39 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 10, 2019 11:38 AM (Ki5SV)
"Permanent jailbait" wasn't a niche back then.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 11:40 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 10, 2019 11:40 AM (9SkN+)
Damn politicians.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2019 11:32 AM (axyOa)
The Left has done the same thing in the attempt to undo limits upon property taxes in CA. And everyone who has noticed that CA has every other kind of tax--in spades--always resists that attempt.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 10, 2019 11:40 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 10, 2019 11:40 AM (JgA4k)
Posted by: josephistan
Scooter woman: no, the people who work here are hustling. You're a carbuncle.
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2019 11:40 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 11:40 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Gothmog, Balrog of Morgoth at June 10, 2019 11:41 AM (FTPVM)
Although the pride flag can and is being flown elsewhere on embassy grounds, including inside embassies and on exterior walls, the decision not to allow it on the official flagpole stands in contrast to President Donald Trump's claim to be a leader in supporting LGBTQ rights overseas.
And then the media say we should believe them because they're out there digging for the facts!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2019 11:41 AM (axyOa)
I always kinda hated Dr. Who. It was silly and so pro-pacifism, I just couldn't grok it. I'm more of a Starship Troopers kinda guy, always have been.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 11:41 AM (bcbK8)
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It shouldn't fly anywhere.
It's weird to celebrate people's sexual proclivities.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 10, 2019 11:41 AM (JcXHH)
Because they're official offices of the U.S. and shouldn't be flying anything other than the U.S. Flag? Trump can celebrate the achievements of gay people without having the U.S. Embassies of Homosexuality.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 11:41 AM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 10, 2019 11:38 AM (Ki5SV)
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Yeah.... well, so did taking parts in blockbusters like "Evel Knievel"...
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 11:41 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 11:41 AM (W+vEI)
Well, the IDs would be fake...
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 11:41 AM (BDa5N)
Posted by: gp, Inventor of Canalope at June 10, 2019 11:41 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 11:40 AM (cF8AT)
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Was on Tucker last week.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 11:41 AM (DuZls)
You just know how much she detested being inside that Costco.
Could have been worse.
Could have been Sam's.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 11:36 AM (aKsyK)
Or BJ's. Oh, wait. Her husband was already there. With an intern.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 10, 2019 11:42 AM (N39Ws)
Pretzels have seasons?
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2019 11:42 AM (wW03z)
Trump was tweeting about celebrating "Pride" month, why does not want our embassies to fly the rainbpw flag?
Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 11:38 AM (7HtZB)
Because many countries don't feel the same way as we do about gay rights and they might take it as an insult.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 10, 2019 11:42 AM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 11:42 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 10, 2019 11:42 AM (8ZmvG)
Grok this, 350 invaders from Central Africa getting dumped on Austin.
And Congo is going through an Ebola outbreak that might go on for two years according to WHO.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:42 AM (ZLHhA)
I miss Douglas Adams. A lot.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 10, 2019 11:43 AM (IYcBz)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 10, 2019 11:38 AM (Ki5SV)
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Yeah.... well, so did taking parts in blockbusters like "Evel Knievel"...
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 11:41 AM (8XRCm)
But she was Donovan's Muse for a while.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 10, 2019 11:43 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 10, 2019 11:38 AM (Ki5SV)
"Permanent jailbait" wasn't a niche back then.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 11:40 AM (RD7QR)
Ariana Grande is grateful that isn't the case today
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 11:43 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 10, 2019 11:40 AM (ujg0T)
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I am watching CO closely. We have a flat income tax and the Left often tries to impose a progressive scheme. It fails catastrophically every time they try. And unlike what is becoming the norm in CO - passing whatever it was that got rejected by voters in the form of legislation rammed through state congress - they can't do it with taxes. We have a nice piece of law called TABOR (Taxpayer's Bill of Rights), which requires voter approval for many aspects of state income taxing. TABOR is the most hated enemy of the Colorado Left, and so far has them stymied.
They won't be able to cheat tax changes through the legislature, and even Lefty Colorado keeps slamming them down at the polls. Watching their hand-wringing is predictable periodic entertainment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2019 11:43 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019
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Bison: Colorado's one contribution to great cuisine.
They serve yak in Idaho? Now I know I want to visit there. And maybe move there. When I mention "Idaho" to people, most react with "Potatoes?", "What's there?", or both. If it's not in the forefront of people's minds as a place to live, that gives it extra points in my book.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:43 AM (ClOmq)
It's weird to celebrate people's sexual proclivities.
Even weirder they need the *government* to celebrate and endorse what they do in the bedroom, no?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 11:43 AM (W+vEI)
Pretzels have seasons?
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2019 11:42 AM (wW03z)
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Early summer is twister season...
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 11:43 AM (8XRCm)
Not that it would have helped her attitude, but she was on Sam's board of directors.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 10, 2019 11:44 AM (8ZmvG)
I'm pretty bad about updating the Refuge lately, but c'mon...YEARS!!!
And with that...howdy roonz and roonettez, what's up!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 10, 2019 11:44 AM (T8A10)
as i diet in my peculiar way.
Best grilled with a sizzle
with minimum gristle,
A toast, to the almighty Bovidae!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 10, 2019 11:44 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 11:40 AM (cF8AT)
Yup, we just had to order a F'n BIRTH CERTIFICATE for my 90 year old Mom, so she could get a Real ID here in California, so she will be able to fly if she needs to.
But Illegals? AOK!
Posted by: Don Q, Pessimist who is a realist at June 10, 2019 11:44 AM (NgKpN)
Rob Lowe ?
Rob High ?
Rob Roy ?
Roy Rogers ?
Pat Brady ?
Tom Brady ?
Pa Brady ?
Ma Brady ?
Ma Barker ?
Bob Barker ?
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 11:44 AM (xNgpT)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 10, 2019 11:42 AM (TAmPV)
Who is this "we" of which you speak?
Posted by: Gothmog, Balrog of Morgoth at June 10, 2019 11:44 AM (FTPVM)
But it doesn't look much like him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:44 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:44 AM (WB1Kh)
Posted by: clutch at June 10, 2019 11:44 AM (kiSdp)
They serve yak in Idaho? Now I know I want to visit there. And maybe move there. When I mention "Idaho" to people, most react with "Potatoes?", "What's there?", or both. If it's not in the forefront of people's minds as a place to live, that gives it extra points in my book.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:43 AM (ClOmq)
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In fairness, Colorado lamb is extremely good.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2019 11:45 AM (I2dne)
Ugh, our school district voted themselves a double-digit pay raise last year, and lo and behold this year there are budget shortfalls, probable layoffs, and cutting of programs. So of course we have to raise property taxes now FOR THE CHILDREN!!1!!!
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 10, 2019 11:34 AM (Ez6QX)
I'm beginning to think that the real civil war will between government employees and non-government employees. Does anyone think they won't use the full police power of the government to force us to cough it up?
Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2019 11:45 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 11:43 AM (W+vEI)
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I'm so old I remember when it was nobody's business.
Now we fly flags.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 11:45 AM (DuZls)
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 11:40 AM
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What else are they gonna do? It's not like they swim across the Rio Grande with a drivers license in their pocket.
And it's on DHS chartered planes with armed agents on board.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 10, 2019 11:45 AM (JUOKG)
He could have wiped out all the Daleks in the creche but refrained.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:45 AM (ZLHhA)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 11:41 AM (W+vEI)
You got it. Also, the links work fine for me, so I don't know what the problem could be.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:45 AM (jClbd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 11:45 AM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:36 AM (WB1Kh)
Like that cocksucker DeWine raising the gas tax early in office about which he didn't campaign one iota that I can recall. Make no mistake, he was obviously a better choice than the commie fuck Cordray; but that was definitely a mark in the GOPe column.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 10, 2019 11:45 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:45 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 11:46 AM (xNgpT)
Also, they refused to hear a case challenging the regulation of Silencers. (that's really not a surprise)
Interestingly, there's been a "warning" published ostensibly from the Notorious R.B.G. (probably from her staff) to the effect that the left should anticipate a bunch of 5-4 decisions coming down the rest of this term, most of which they won't like.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 11:46 AM (Kpl3J)
Is Austin a Sanctuary City?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 11:46 AM (gt2pY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 11:41 AM (ahS0B)
"Gentlemen, you will present your credentials."
(shuffling of papers)
"Mr. Gavoor Onionbhaji, Plenipotentiary of the Government of India. My portfolio."
"Mrs. Chang Dopophankongoklokulan, Ambassador, The Republic of the Philippines. My documents."
"Hi! I'm Patrick, but my friends call me Pat! This is my husband, Steve--he's shy! Love your shoes. I'm the official U.S. Homosexual Ambassador, thank you very much, oh-my-God, I LOVE your top! Fab!"
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 11:46 AM (Bdeb0)
They will be doing a sweep of morons very soon.
Posted by: Don Q, Pessimist who is a realist at June 10, 2019 11:47 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:47 AM (ClOmq)
What else are they gonna do? It's not like they swim across the Rio Grande with a drivers license in their pocket.
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Take a bus?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:47 AM (WB1Kh)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 11:47 AM (NWiLs)
350 Congolese shipped to San Antonio. Surprise!
You know what? Nobody in government wants to stop this alien invasion. Not even Trump!
How do I know? Because it's worse than it's ever been. There is no good reason why a superpower can't quickly and effectively protect its border.
The fact that we don't, is proof that this is deliberate. Bless Donald Trump, but he isn't stopping it; quite the opposite!
Posted by: gp, Inventor of Canalope at June 10, 2019 11:47 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:47 AM (jClbd)
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 11:40 AM
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Ninth circuit came down clearly - and correctly (stopped clock) - on that. There is no constitutionally valid way for the government to demand ID to fly. They demand it, but if you refuse they actually aren't allowed to prohibit passage. They'll fight about it and make you miss your flight on purpose, but they don't have a legal leg to stand on demanding ID.
If you're an illegal alien, though, they don't fight you - you just get to pass. Try that as a citizen and you'll have waste a lot of time bickering with TSA agents of increasingly high rank until you finally get to the boss who will waste a bunch of time and then let you through.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2019 11:47 AM (I2dne)
It is an expression that we are no longer a country based upon the idea of individual liberty, which carries with it the central concept of toleration, including tolerating beliefs and lifestyles that you yourself do not agree with.
The "Pride" flag, by contrast, attacks the foundational concepts of liberty, and its offspring tolerance. Because "Pride" demands that everyone "celebrate" lifestyles with which they disagree.
That is the opposite of liberty, and toleration. There is no need to tolerate that which you celebrate. And to force someone to "celebrate" things they don't agree with is to demand conformity of thought. That is totalitarian, and unAmerican.
So no "Pride flags" I prefer the flag of the United States of America, according to the ideals and laws as founded.
Be as gay as you want, but don't fly your flag over my embassy.
Posted by: What DJT Really Meant But Can't Say at June 10, 2019 11:47 AM (x5WT1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:47 AM (ClOmq)
Maybe it's just a disinterest in having embassies get into SJW/political messaging such as that?
I's rather not have all major brands come out with rainbow logos - not because I hate gay people, I just think it's a weird place for corporations to be, in the business of promoting a sexual preference.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 11:47 AM (W+vEI)
Arm them.
"Keep Austin Skeerd."
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 11:47 AM (Bdeb0)
Grok this, 350 invaders from Central Africa getting dumped on Austin.
And Congo is going through an Ebola outbreak that might go on for two years according to WHO.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:42 AM (ZLHhA)
What do Pete Townsend & Roger Daltrey know about ebola outbreaks?
Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 11:47 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 11:48 AM (oSS+i)
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 11:48 AM (xNgpT)
Posted by: Curmudgeon
When she was on Donovan's Reef ?
Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 11:46 AM (xNgpT)
Not the John Wayne movie, the hippy dippy Scot:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donovan
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 10, 2019 11:48 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Tom Servo
How odd. I don't remember her concern when there were 5-4 decisions that went the other way. But John Roberts assures me SCOTUS is not political, so there must be some other explanation. I'm thinking UFOs.
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2019 11:48 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 11:46 AM (Kpl3J)
Let it be so please God let it be so.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 11:49 AM (RD7QR)
But she was Donovan's Muse for a while.
Posted by: Curmudgeon
When she was on Donovan's Reef ?
Posted by: JT
Donovan's Brain
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 11:49 AM (aKsyK)
We have one field tech that will show up at 7, if you like. And yes, he was at a residence today at 8 but the woman inside didn't answer. So maybe he'll be back at the end of the day.
I had to reschedule another tech's appointments for after 1:30 as he has to take his son to the doctor. I hate scheduling
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 10, 2019 11:49 AM (JKNZq)
Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 11:47 AM (7HtZB)
Not enough to not get fooled again, apparently.
Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2019 11:49 AM (Zct75)
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Such a fair, impartial, nonpolitical, august body ( the Court, not Ruth's carcass.)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 10, 2019 11:49 AM (JcXHH)
How do I know? Because it's worse than it's ever been. There is no good reason why a superpower can't quickly and effectively protect its border.
The fact that we don't, is proof that this is deliberate. Bless Donald Trump, but he isn't stopping it; quite the opposite!
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I sense concerning degree of concerned concern on your post.
I HAS been duly noted.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 11:49 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 11:49 AM (ahS0B)
Posted by: JAS at June 10, 2019 11:50 AM (I5SAg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:50 AM (ZLHhA)
Aluminum foil. Get some.
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2019 11:50 AM (wW03z)
James Mason had two kids, but they are too old.. the son had a boy, but not this guy..
This is a good one, OM!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 10, 2019 11:50 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 11:50 AM (oSS+i)
David Tennant is my Doctor. Also loved him in Broadchurch.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 11:50 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Lady in Black
I wonder if the intern who set that up, if their body has ever been found?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 11:50 AM (yX09K)
I HAS been duly noted.
Your lack of check boxes has been:
[X] Noted
[_] Other than noted
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 11:50 AM (gt2pY)
(shuffling of papers)
"Mr. Gavoor Onionbhaji, Plenipotentiary of the Government of India. My portfolio."
"Mrs. Chang Dopophankongoklokulan, Ambassador, The Republic of the Philippines. My documents."
"Hi! I'm Patrick, but my friends call me Pat! This is my husband, Steve--he's shy! Love your shoes. I'm the official U.S. Homosexual Ambassador, thank you very much, oh-my-God, I LOVE your top! Fab!"
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TRUMP'S MOST PROMINENT AND EFFECTIVE US AMBASSADOR, RIC GRENELL, AND HE IS NOTHING LIKE THE STEREOTYPICAL GAY FOP.
Posted by: BEN ROETHISBERGER at June 10, 2019 11:51 AM (W+vEI)
the rind is on the INSIDE! Don't have to shell it, just eat it like a
peach. I hereby place this goldmine idea in the public domain. You're
welcome.
Posted by: gp, Inventor of Canalope at June 10, 2019 11:30 AM (mk9aG)
Grow Chamoe melon instead. you can eat the skin, flesh and seeds. The Koreans claim the seeds are the best part.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2019 11:51 AM (hSQmw)
Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 11:47 AM (7HtZB)
They hope they die before they get ebola...
Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2019 11:51 AM (NFEMn)
Is Austin a Sanctuary City?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 11:46 AM (gt2pY)
And how did they get from the Congo, which is an entirely different continent separated from us by an ocean, to Austin, Texas?
See, this is one of those times I wish we had an industry that hired people who would investigate these sorts of curious things and then inform the public what their investigation turned up.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:51 AM (jClbd)
He could have wiped out all the Daleks in the creche but refrained.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:45 AM (ZLHhA)
Yeah, that was a mistake. They should have had him do it, and then retcon things so they could still milk 3 dozen more scripts out of the base concept.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 11:51 AM (Kpl3J)
Beautiful!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2019 11:35 AM (axyOa)
You know who else is a Husky?Ted Bundy.
And the story goes that he killed a girl in a dorm at WSU during a break, wrapped her body in a rug from the room and took her away.
Posted by: Three and One at June 10, 2019 11:51 AM (2tvJ1)
It's stupid and protocol, but mostly it's stupid
Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2019 11:51 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: FartPride at June 10, 2019 11:52 AM (DuZls)
I HAS been duly noted.
Your lack of check boxes has been:
[X] Noted
[_] Other than noted
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 11:50 AM (gt2pY)
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Jeebus.... the ONE TIME I dont do checkboxes...
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 11:52 AM (8XRCm)
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Hey, I'm not happy either. I want at least 8-1 decisions.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 11:52 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:51 AM (jClbd)
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According to the Left, illegal aliens walk on water, so my guess is that they arrived in Mexico on foot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2019 11:52 AM (I2dne)
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Those stuffed peppers in the deli are good, aren't they?
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary at June 10, 2019 11:52 AM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Tom Servo
How odd. I don't remember her concern when there were 5-4 decisions that went the other way. But John Roberts assures me SCOTUS is not political, so there must be some other explanation. I'm thinking UFOs.
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2019 11:48 AM (wW03z)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 10, 2019 11:52 AM (Ez6QX)
This is correct.
Transborder Industrial Mastic Human Flypaper Array.
"They walk. They stick. They die."
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Zombie Shelley Winters at June 10, 2019 11:52 AM (I5SAg)
In researching who James Mason Australian actor was, I've discovered the Aussies are restarting the Fischer Mystery series. I have passed this news to Mrs D and she is happy.
Maybe now she'll leave me alone!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2019 11:53 AM (axyOa)
Example: Katana the samurai woman comes aboard the transport plane and stands, glaring at them all. Harley immediately sticks out a hand. "Hi! I'm Harley Quinn. What's that scent you're wearing? Is that the Scent of Death?"
Katana wants to kill her, but desists and moves on. Harley, to her seatmate: "She seems nice."
And late in the film, in the bar, when they Squad hesitates about finishing off the Big Bad: "I'll come," says Harley, as if someone has asked her to tag along for ice cream. To the others: "You got something better to do?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:53 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 10, 2019 11:53 AM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 11:50 AM (fuK7c)
He's also doing a bang-up job playing a demon in 'Good Omens'.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:53 AM (jClbd)
Posted by: Georgio Tsoukalos at June 10, 2019 11:53 AM (hjaPQ)
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Everybody knows if you're totes tolerant and pro-LGBTQWERTYUIOP, you leave your gay ambassadors to be viciously mutilated and murdered by a feral mob.
Orangeman needs to get right on that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 11:53 AM (AzW6q)
Not gonna link, but it's a kill shot.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 11:54 AM (W+vEI)
Ugh, our school district voted themselves a double-digit pay raise last year, and lo and behold this year there are budget shortfalls, probable layoffs, and cutting of programs. So of course we have to raise property taxes now FOR THE CHILDREN!!1!!!
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 10, 2019 11:34 AM (Ez6QX)
I'm beginning to think that the real civil war will between government employees and non-government employees. Does anyone think they won't use the full police power of the government to force us to cough it up?
Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2019 11:45 AM (xjiRE)
I am a "mole" in my state's "Civil Cervix", and I frequently have to explain to all too many co-workers that we are lucky to have what we have, and that they had better read that Goose and Golden Eggs fable again before they get too greedy.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 10, 2019 11:54 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Zombie Shelley Winters at June 10, 2019 11:54 AM (I5SAg)
Is Austin a Sanctuary City?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 11:46 AM (gt2pY)
And how did they get from the Congo, which is an entirely different continent separated from us by an ocean, to Austin, Texas?
See, this is one of those times I wish we had an industry that hired people who would investigate these sorts of curious things and then inform the public what their investigation turned up.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:51 AM (jClbd)
Yeah I don't get that either.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 10, 2019 11:54 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 11:54 AM (oSS+i)
Posted by: JAS at June 10, 2019 11:55 AM (I5SAg)
You don't wanna know what I think it is
Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2019 11:55 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Tom Servo
1 TrumpCamps are constitutionally legal
2. Yes, you are clinically insane
3. Yes, the USPS will deliver mail there
4. No, there is not Starbucks there but there is Chick-fil-A
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 11:55 AM (yX09K)
Posted by: jim at June 10, 2019 11:55 AM (Cj7ov)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2019 11:55 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:55 AM (WB1Kh)
Yeah, but man that first episode was a SLOG to sit through. It's very British. Hopefully the next episodes are a bit snappier.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at June 10, 2019 11:55 AM (tVWQB)
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Don't forget raped post-mortem!
*hic*
*cackle*
*shart*
Posted by: Hillary at June 10, 2019 11:55 AM (JcXHH)
Perish the thought of a state income tax.
Posted by: Paris at June 10, 2019 11:56 AM (cNlpM)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 10, 2019 11:53 AM (xPl2J)
IIRC, they have, so now some groups have the rainbow flag with brown & black stripes added.
Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 11:56 AM (7HtZB)
SABO came out with another one of his biting graphics, this time using the Miley Cyrus PP celebrating cake-licking photo, but with the cake replaced by a [yeah, it's what you think it is].
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I saw that over the weekend.
Disturbing. And couldnt have happened to a better person than Effing Miley Cyrus.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 11:56 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2019 11:56 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 10, 2019 11:53 AM (xPl2J)
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The rainbow flag symbolizes the gay rights movement, which has been overwhelmingly white and male since its inception.
Elevating these kinds of symbols of white male power implicitly denigrates and devalues the lived experience of black, brown and trans people.
Posted by: NPC at June 10, 2019 11:57 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:57 AM (WB1Kh)
Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 11:56 AM (7HtZB)
Well, it IS sodomy.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2019 11:57 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 11:43 AM (W+vEI)
In case you don't know it, a "Straight Pride" parade is being planned in Boston for August. Naturally, the imbecile mayor, Marty Walsh, and the national Gaystapo are doing everything in their power to stop it. Walsh admits he can't deny them a permit just yet, but he plans to deny them one on the basis of not being able to provide sufficient security.
And mark my words - if the parade goes through, the Boston PD will be given explicit (though, of course, not traceable) orders to stand down and allow the marchers to be assaulted, beaten and otherwise harassed.
All in the name of tolerance, of course.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 10, 2019 11:57 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 11:29 AM (NWiLs)
Dat Mongolian yak.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 10, 2019 11:57 AM (QMwOT)
Promises, promises.
Posted by: Zombie Shelley Winters
Same cast?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 11:57 AM (yX09K)
Semi-see-through Sue Lyon. Because caring giver.
http://bit.ly/2EVVMF1
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 11:32 AM (fuK7c)
She looks like she'd like to hear of the waters of my home world. And since I am also a caring giver, I would tell her about them.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 10, 2019 11:57 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 11:57 AM (KtcMg)
That's diabolical all right, but I'm pretty safe.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 10, 2019 11:57 AM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 10, 2019 11:57 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:53 AM (jClbd)
Wut dat?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 11:58 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at June 10, 2019 11:58 AM (Ai1hj)
This is one of those times I wish the commander-in-chief of the US armed forces would order the military to defend our borders 100%.
Why doesn't he?
Yes, I am a tin-foil-hatted concern troll who showed up for the first time at AoSHQ only today.
Now answer the question: Why are we not stopping the invasion after three years of jawing about it? Is it simply impossible to do? Is it really beyond the ability of DJT and the US military to stop it?
Posted by: gp, Inventor of Canalope at June 10, 2019 11:58 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:58 AM (ZLHhA)
State income tax, ya NO. The federal income tax is intrusive enough I don't need one more busy body's nose up my business.
Perish the thought of a state income tax.
Posted by: Paris at June 10, 2019
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I generally get some money back from my state tax return, so it hasn't been too onerous on me. The problem: It's usually very close to the amount I have to send the Feds.
What kills ya here is the high sales tax and the cost of auto insurance.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:58 AM (ClOmq)
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 11:58 AM (+y/Ru)
My preference is something along the lines of "You're gay? Whatever. Your life."
I'm talking in the public sphere.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 10, 2019 11:58 AM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 10, 2019 11:34 AM (Ez6QX)
That happened here, they begged us, it passed and then gave all the teachers a raise, this was 2008. If you want want to play high school sports it's $500 per sport, it's the highest in the state. The Ohio legislature is stepping in and capping what schools can charge now for sports.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 10, 2019 11:58 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 11:58 AM (BDa5N)
That's diabolical all right, but I'm pretty safe.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 10, 2019 11:57 AM (8ZmvG)
It was a blend, instead of single-malt?
Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2019 11:59 AM (Zct75)
Posted by: Lady in Black
I wonder if the intern who set that up, if their body has ever been found?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 11:50 AM (yX09K)
Brother Tony?
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 10, 2019 11:59 AM (y7DUB)
What kills ya here is the high sales tax and the cost of auto insurance.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:58 AM (ClOmq)
But how much do they withhold from your paychecks? After all, it's easy to get a big refund--all you have to do is have massive payroll withholding. :-(
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 10, 2019 11:59 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judges Union Local #112 at June 10, 2019 11:59 AM (8XRCm)
Kaiser Wilhelm is knockin' 'em dead! Just be 'cause they're sure not picking him.
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 11:58 AM (+y/Ru)
Stupid corn fed hoogies.
Posted by: De Blastio at June 10, 2019 11:59 AM (ufFY8)
That's diabolical all right, but I'm pretty safe.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 10, 2019 11:57 AM (8ZmvG)
Aren't the bottles sealed?
Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 11:59 AM (7HtZB)
Promises, promises.
Posted by: Zombie Shelley Winters
Same cast?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 11:57 AM
****
No. All new cast set in the 60's. Aunt Phryne Fischer has gone missing and her niece inherits the money. Niece become investigator.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2019 11:59 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 12:00 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 10, 2019 12:00 PM (QMwOT)
May they both lose.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:58 AM (ZLHhA)
You beat me to the punch. It's definitely an Iran-Iraq War situation.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 12:00 PM (RD7QR)
Wasn't it syren's that tried to call Odysseus and his crew to their death on the rocks of Syren Island?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 10, 2019
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Right. Though usually it's spelled "siren," and I suspect that was why the order or family that manatees belong to
(Hi, AtC!)
is called "sirenians." Not that anybody not on drugs could confuse a manatee with a female like the one in Leighton's painting.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 12:00 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:53 AM (jClbd)
Wut dat?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Amazon Prime Original programming.
TV show.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 12:00 PM (yX09K)
Apparently Justin Bieber took to Twitter to challenge Tom Cruise to an MMA fight. So there's that, I guess. World getting too weird? Don't worry, it'll get weirder in a moment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2019 11:56 AM (I2dne)
He's a real badass challenging a guy 30 years older than him to fight.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 10, 2019 12:01 PM (TAmPV)
Which is hilarious given all the years of rancor and lawsuits in the 90's over the LGBT activists demanding a pride float in the Boston St. Patrick's Day. Is this not a big Alinsky #4 FU/payback for all that business with the St. Patrick's Day parade?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 12:01 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: City Wok Guy from South Park at June 10, 2019 12:01 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)
You don't wanna know what I think it is
Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2019 11:55 AM (O2RFr)
It's really brutal. And spot-on.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 12:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 11:57 AM (WB1Kh)
For free? I don't think so. Who is paying for all of this?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 12:01 PM (jClbd)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at June 10, 2019 12:02 PM (5+J7M)
--
I saw that over the weekend. It's...horrid. And very effective. That crazy idiot Cyrus probably loved it.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 10, 2019 12:02 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Diogenes
Crap. I liked Essie Davis - Babadook
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 12:02 PM (yX09K)
"I'm sorry. We had a new baker. Hopefully you are able to have another wedding."
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 12:02 PM (Bdeb0)
Wait... what is the Bieb's reason for tempting me into spending $50.00 on PPV? What did Cruise do?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 12:02 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 11:22 AM (oSS+i)
Yes, me.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2019 12:02 PM (hLRSq)
And the stench.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 10, 2019 12:02 PM (JgA4k)
The sales tax does not bother me so much but the property taxes frost my hide.
Fucking Progressive fucks.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 10, 2019 12:02 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 10, 2019 12:02 PM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 10, 2019 12:01 PM (TAmPV)
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Pretty sure Im more than thirty years older than JB.
Also pretty sure I could still dick stomp his Canadian ass.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 12:02 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 12:03 PM (ZLHhA)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at June 10, 2019 11:55 AM (tVWQB)
I almost gave up after two and a half episodes, but it does pick up.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 12:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:53 AM (jClbd)
Wut dat?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Amazon Prime miniseries, adaptation of the book of the same title by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 12:03 PM (jClbd)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 12:02 PM
Ditto.
She is nice!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2019 12:03 PM (axyOa)
...And Devo's "Mongoloid" running through my head!
Posted by: RKae at June 10, 2019 12:03 PM (hEma3)
And hot-and-sour soup is never hot enough. That's why Zod makes his own suan la tang.
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 12:04 PM (DNLmE)
I generally get some money back from my state tax return, so it
hasn't been too onerous on me. The problem: It's usually very close to
the amount I have to send the Feds.
What kills ya here is the high sales tax and the cost of auto insurance.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:58 AM (ClOmq)
But how much do they withhold from your paychecks? After all, it's
easy to get a big refund--all you have to do is have massive payroll
withholding. :-(
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 10, 2019
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I've adjusted my withholding so that I only have a small amount, say $100, to send the Feds every April. If you do the refund route, the govt. gets to use your money without interest for a year. I'd rather save that myself and earn a bit on it.
Thanks to Trump, my tax has gone down even though my income went up last year.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 12:04 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 12:01 PM (jClbd)
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The Hungarian Sith Lord.
Who else???
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 12:04 PM (8XRCm)
Had a phone interview this morning, which I think came off rather well. However, I expect the sticking point to be the salary. I got asked what my expectations were and I replied, without elaboration, that I was making $X right now. I said I was also willing to take on other roles within the position. So we will see.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 12:04 PM (BWL+E)
It was one of those weird times when there seemed to be no outrage or response? At least I haven't seen anything yet on celebrity sites. That's how you know it hit the mark - so shocked they can't respond yet.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 12:04 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 12:02 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++
No reason given. My bet is "flagging popularity."
@justinbieber
I wanna challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon. Tom if you dont take this fight your scared and you will never live it down. Who is willing to put on the fight? @danawhite ?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2019 12:05 PM (I2dne)
Cruise is an old midget.
But he's got clinical insanity on his side, and Biebs seems like a pussy. I don't know how to bet this one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 12:05 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
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Funny stat: When Tom Cruise filmed "Jack Reacher" he was the same age Wilford Brimley was when he made "Cocoon."
Posted by: RKae at June 10, 2019 12:05 PM (hEma3)
Well, they have kind of let themselves go. Lot of that going around.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 10, 2019 12:05 PM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 12:05 PM (NWiLs)
What to know what "woke" feminist men are hiding?
Some guy is a famous progressive journalist who positions himself as a "feminist ally" and who writes aggressively for the "woke" left-wing side in the "Gamergate" war. And now, his true colors are revealed:
https://humanevents.com/2019/06/07/ male-feminist-tech-journalist-charged-soliciting-child-sex/
The details are gross.
This is the transcript of part of the conversations he had with the undercover FBI agent ("UC-1") posing as the mother of two underage (boy 7 and girl 9) children whom she is offering to the guy for lessons about sex. It was so horrifying that the article condemning this monster was not even allowed to print it. Taken verbatim from the court documents -- "BRIGHT" is the left-win feminist journalist dude:
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UC-1: When you last teach a little girl ? I don't want just anyone teaching them
BRIGHT: I have a girl I've been teaching off and on for a couple of months now. But she's in the Bronx, which makes the logistics much harder.
UC-1: As old as my princess?
BRIGHT: A bit older, 11.
UC-1: Ahh ok ... a little bit. What are you good at teaching ?
BRIGHT: We have started the basics with [the Girl] I think masturbation and anal sex are probably my favourite subjects. Helping girls find those special places to touch, it's very rewarding.
UC-1: You thought about what kind of lesson you would like to start with? Anything excite you?
BRIGHT: Really depends on their experience, but I'm thinking maybe something involving foreskin is the· way to start. Do you want the lessons to be heteronormative?
UC-1: Sorry for my ignorance. What do you mean by that ? As opposed to what ?
BRIGHT: Does [the Girl] eat flowers and [the Boy] suck snakes?
...
UC-1: I'm wondering how you teach her how to pleasure herself and you?
BRIGHT: Some girls at a very early age discover that it feels good to rub certain bits. But otherwise, help her discover that herself, touching or vibrating her clit, putting a finger inside, or maybe a very tiny toy. How to hold my snake, showing her where the most sensitive parts of it are, the parts that feel best to lick or rub. How to take it in her hand and the kinds of motion that feel good
UC-1: Yes helping her discover all the best parts are super important and can be tricky to master. Yes, gentle touching and teasing
BRIGHT: Is [the Girl] a virgin?
UC-1: She has had the tip inside but not the whole cock
BRIGHT: Ok.
UC-1: Does that excite you?
BRIGHT: Yes. But I think the tip might be all I can manage
Based on [the FBI's] review of the text conversation between BRIGHT and UC-1, [we] understand "snake" to refer to a penis and "flower" to refer to a vagina."
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These are our opponents in the culture wars. Their true colors exposed.
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2019 12:05 PM (oFcdC)
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The illegals pay for it. It's a $1000 ticket which they save up for. You realize Guatemalans pay smugglers several thousands too right? Congo is poor but getting $1000 together is doable.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 12:05 PM (WB1Kh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Fingers crossed. Prayers up.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 12:05 PM (yX09K)
You are going to hear from the Sith Lords and their lawyers over that one as in 'Hey we ain't that evil.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 12:05 PM (ZLHhA)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 12:02 PM (AzW6q)
They are both low on funds.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 10, 2019 12:05 PM (QMwOT)
All the celebrating Pride makes me twitch. The NHL is celebrating Pride. Why?
My preference is something along the lines of "You're gay? Whatever. Your life."
I'm talking in the public sphere.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 10, 2019 11:58 AM (JgA4k)
Like this?
I don't want any of you youngsters out there to think that this is the way to play hockey!
https://tinyurl.com/y6mbevd8
Slap Shot Striptease.
The reactions of the brawlers are priceless.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2019 12:06 PM (ufFY8)
If you were the baker, and you were forced to bake a rainbow cake, and you put too much salt in it, and the cake went to the wedding, and everything else about the wedding was FABULOUS but then the cake was tasted and found...wanting, lawsuit?
"I'm sorry. We had a new baker. Hopefully you are able to have another wedding."
Posted by: Zod
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This is what I don't get about "Bake me a cake, fascist." Why would you want a hostile supplier for your Big Day?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 12:06 PM (yNh/5)
He also has the thetan gaze and the Scientology kill-word.
Expect Bieber's head to boil and then asplode.
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 12:06 PM (Bdeb0)
And while the Doctor didn't use weapons, he surrounded himself with people who weren't pacifists:
Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: "Just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets"
Leela: Always had a knife and a poison thorn on her person.
K-9: fricking laser beam shot from his nose and could disintegrate things
Adric: Destroyed an entire ship full if Cybermen, sacrificing himself in the process and causing the extinction of the dinosaurs.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 10, 2019 12:06 PM (1IL1D)
Not that anybody not on drugs could confuse a manatee with a female like the one in Leighton's painting.
Grog goggles.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 12:06 PM (BWL+E)
-- Milo Whateveropolous. Is that true? Even if it's true, it's the kind of gag only the Babylon Bee, or MadTV, would come up with.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 12:06 PM (ClOmq)
hasn't been too onerous on me. The problem: It's usually very close to
the amount I have to send the Feds.
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Your state and the Feds are clearly in collusion.
Posted by: RKae at June 10, 2019 12:07 PM (hEma3)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 12:07 PM (WB1Kh)
Posted by: Gref at June 10, 2019 12:07 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 10, 2019 12:07 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Fingers crossed. Prayers up.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 12:05 PM (yX09K)
Ditto.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 12:07 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah, Cruise is crazy committed. He does a lot of his stunts in the Mission Impossible movies, seems to thrive on the challenge. I wouldn't challenge a guy like that to a fight simply because he will be 110% committed to winning, even if it's ugly.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 12:07 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 12:05 PM (NWiLs)
And then molest him in the cage.
Beautifully mutated.
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 12:08 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2019 12:05 PM (oFcdC)
++++++++++
Gross and disturbing. It's like he's reading from a menu of deviant and abusive services he offers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2019 12:08 PM (I2dne)
The NHL is celebrating Pride. Why?
They think it will help attract and retain players from Russia.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 12:08 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2019 12:05 PM (oFcdC)
Bullet catchers.
Chemical castration is too good for them.
This the asshole who was working at Hare Brained Schemes who just got fired?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 12:08 PM (bcbK8)
Biebs, go to school. Learn grammar.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 12:08 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 12:08 PM (KtcMg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2019 12:08 PM (I2dne)
https://twitter.com/pvelarde123/status/1137137859763195904
Warning: you can't unsee it. It's horrific, but effective.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 12:08 PM (jClbd)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 12:09 PM (oSS+i)
Good people on the job, in key positions, is not what a smart company economizes on.
Prayers ascending. And may that be a silo door opening for you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 10, 2019 12:09 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 10, 2019 12:09 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 12:09 PM (ZLHhA)
* Taller
* Younger
* Works out/pretty strong
* Crazy
Cruise:
* Shorter
* Older
* Works out/pretty strong
* Does most of his own movie stunts for decades
* Crazy
Might be a fair fight. If I bet on theoretical lunatic combat, I'd put my wager down on Cruise.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2019 12:09 PM (I2dne)
I looked earlier....Quite apropos and disturbing
Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2019 12:10 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 12:10 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
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Funny stat: When Tom Cruise filmed "Jack Reacher" he was the same age Wilford Brimley was when he made "Cocoon."
Posted by: RKae
Still can't believe they fucked up Jack Reacher by going with Cruise.
Reacher is supposed to be 6'5" minimum. Not half past a frog's ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 12:10 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 12:06 PM (yNh/5)
Because it isn't really about the cake. It's about forcing your enemies to submit to your will.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 12:10 PM (jClbd)
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at June 10, 2019 12:11 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 12:10 PM (ahS0B)
+++++++++++
I don't imagine that they stay on the job long. Probably have to rotate out pretty quickly. I know I would.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2019 12:11 PM (I2dne)
Good people on the job, in key positions, is not what a smart company economizes on.
Might mention that to my present company.
Just now I got a request for some patent claims in a particular format and had the exact answer they needed in one minute.
I don't give people information, I give them their time back. I've always said that if it takes you more than 15 minutes, call me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 12:11 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 12:11 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 12:11 PM (oSS+i)
First was Big Papi. So you see how things will go.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 10, 2019 12:11 PM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
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Funny stat: When Tom Cruise filmed "Jack Reacher" he was the same age Wilford Brimley was when he made "Cocoon."
Posted by: RKae
Still can't believe they fucked up Jack Reacher by going with Cruise.
Reacher is supposed to be 6'5" minimum. Not half past a frog's ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 12:10 PM (yX09K)
The Jack Reacher series is an excuse to watch white guys get killed.
Tom has the physicality all wrong but he does have good intensity.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 12:11 PM (bcbK8)
Exactly.
Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2019 12:12 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron
I know -- this pedophile guy's user name is "Mr. Pizza"! Not even trying to hide it.
Posted by: zombie at June 10, 2019 12:12 PM (oFcdC)
Passing around rumor that Milo was second choice for Straight Pride marshal.
First was Big Papi. So you see how things will go.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 10, 2019
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Who is "Big Papi"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 12:12 PM (ClOmq)
These are our opponents in the culture wars. Their true colors exposed.
Posted by: zombie
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Exactly.
I'm getting really burned by these idiots that keep chiming in everywhere about "divide and conquer," and we should realize that "the left/right paradigm is fake."
No. There is a left and a right. There's us... and then there are people who think sex is a hobby and a baby is garbage.
They are a different species.
Look at Europe. It's not divide and conquer; it's force everyone together and conquer.
Posted by: RKae at June 10, 2019 12:12 PM (hEma3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 12:10 PM (ahS0B)
Your prurient newsletter is getting stranger by the issue.
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 12:12 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 12:12 PM (BDa5N)
-- Milo Whateveropolous. Is that true? Even if it's true, it's the kind of gag only the Babylon Bee, or MadTV, would come up with.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 12:06 PM (ClOmq)
It's true. He's going to be the Grand Marshal. He was on local talk radio this morning.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 10, 2019 12:13 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 12:14 PM (ZLHhA)
Grok this, 350 invaders from Central Africa getting dumped on Austin.
And Congo is going through an Ebola outbreak that might go on for two years according to WHO.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:42 AM (ZLHhA)
I'm sure the citizens of Austin are protesting, right? Right?
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 12:14 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 12:14 PM (KtcMg)
Corey Booker hardest hit.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 12:14 PM (BDa5N)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 12:15 PM (ahS0B)
Dance: Contact sport.
Football: Collision sport.
Hockey: Hard fuckin'.
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 12:15 PM (Bdeb0)
You know how every now and then someone says he was wrong? Yeah, that's me now.
I was all bake them the cake it's like serving negros at lunch counters and public accommodations. But no, they're out to destroy people.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 12:15 PM (fuK7c)
I heard on the radio this morning that the guest of honor at the Straight Pride parade is going to be --
-- Milo Whateveropolous. Is that true? Even if it's true, it's the
kind of gag only the Babylon Bee, or MadTV, would come up with.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 12:06 PM (ClOmq)
It's true. He's going to be the Grand Marshal. He was on local talk radio this morning.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 10, 2019
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I honestly don't know what to say. Except, if a gay guy can GM a Straight Pride parade, why can't a straight man or woman GM a Gay Pride shindig?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 12:15 PM (ClOmq)
Because it isn't really about the cake. It's about forcing your enemies to submit to your will.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor
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True. They'd probably take delivery of the cake and then toss it out.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 12:15 PM (yNh/5)
Just now I got a request for some patent claims in a particular format and had the exact answer they needed in one minute.
I don't give people information, I give them their time back. I've always said that if it takes you more than 15 minutes, call me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Take your experience, start your own company. Sell the answers back to companies.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 12:16 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 12:16 PM (cF8AT)
This will all be normal in a few years at the rate we're going.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 12:16 PM (jClbd)
not on the official pole.
on their own perverted pole. on the roof.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2019 12:16 PM (d7Ww2)
How goes Sandmann versus the Media Lynch Mob?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 12:16 PM (ZLHhA)
OTOH, there was an instance several years back when a temporary tax actually was temporary. The state tacked an extra half cent sales tax for some reason or another. Incredibly, that half cent went away the very day the Unicameral promised it would.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at June 10, 2019 12:16 PM (5+J7M)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron
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Careful! You might inspire another madman!
...You know: like that guy who was an actor who walked into Comet Ping Pong on the only day their cameras were turned off and fired a single shot...
...which went right through the hard drive on the company computer.
Totally legit.
Posted by: RKae at June 10, 2019 12:16 PM (hEma3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2019 12:09 PM (I2dne)
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Fair. The Biebs is clearly really unstable, but Cruise is stone-cold, barking mad. Advantage: Cruise.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 12:16 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 12:15 PM (ahS0B)
"This post is far too long. Kill yourself."
I'd prefer that response.
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 12:17 PM (Bdeb0)
Oh joy, so now blubber gut and pencil neck can "leak" them.. Or at least the parts they think hurt Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2019 12:17 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 12:17 PM (+y/Ru)
I honestly don't know what to say. Except, if a gay guy can GM a Straight Pride parade, why can't a straight man or woman GM a Gay Pride shindig?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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The whole thing is a magnificent stunt. An eff-you to liberal identity politics, beating them at their own game by standing it on its head. Well played, I say!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 12:17 PM (yNh/5)
Liam Neeson is my age. I like to point out to people that I am every bit as tough as he is, but damn does he have better stunt men.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 10, 2019 12:17 PM (8ZmvG)
Well, you just did it. Don't carp at me for supposedly being prurient.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 12:18 PM (ahS0B)
-- Milo Whateveropolous. Is that true? Even if it's true, it's the kind of gag only the Babylon Bee, or MadTV, would come up with.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 12:06 PM (ClOmq)
It's true. He's going to be the Grand Marshal. He was on local talk radio this morning.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Nothing against Milo, but this is a perfect example of those not clear on the concept.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 12:18 PM (yX09K)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at June 10, 2019 12:16 PM (5+J7M)
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Huh. Mark it down as a rare case. Temporary never is, where the state is concerned. In CO, we built a highway (E-470) as a continuation of the western ring road (there is a whole sordid history of that highway). The deal was "We issue a bond and build the road. We toll the road to pay back the bond. When the bond is paid, we remove the toll." Sounds reasonable.
The year the bond was paid, they doubled the toll.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2019 12:19 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 12:19 PM (+y/Ru)
"Just went to a Southern Virginia Walmart. I could smell the Trump support.’ " - Peter Strozk
Not that they are elitists who feel contempt for their constituency/citizens.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 12:20 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 12:18 PM (yX09K)
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If they picked Milo (or if it is his idea), then the parade is probably designed to be a well produced poke in the eye that underscores the insanity of sexual pride parades and their pearl-clutching.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2019 12:20 PM (I2dne)
I am going to skip the transcript because I don;t want to know too much about how that creep operated. However, funny how the guy has been making obviously pro-pedo comments for years on twitter at the same time was all "LOL, you pizzagate truthers are soooo cray-cray!"
He knew he was protected. Probably got a little thrill flaunting it just enough to catch some people's notice while rubbing their noses in pizzagate*, which was also all about noticing the details the creeps openly shared.
*One does not have to believe 100% of what was speculated to see that there was some weirdness there.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 12:20 PM (W+vEI)
FBN breaking: Nadler reaches agreement w/ DOJ for Mueller report materials.
Posted by: Tami
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Shoot. Does this mean they can't drag him in to testify under oath? I wanted to see that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 12:20 PM (yNh/5)
Oh the Straight Pride parade is bullshit. The "organizer" was on Fox last night. He has about three followers and he invited Milo as a stunt.
He could barely keep a straight face. It's some sort of scam.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 12:20 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019
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It's funny - VZ is a nightmare scenario of the actual "asylum" type variety, and it seems like their people mostly flee to Colombia. Right next door, away from the threat.
Funny that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 12:21 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Stringer Davis
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...and CGI.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 12:21 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Someguy at June 10, 2019 12:21 PM (OPvjT)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 12:20 PM (yNh/5)
Don't think so. This is some of the 'source' documents...and I use the term source loosely. And the DOJ isn't handing over all the documents.
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 12:21 PM (cF8AT)
When you are running to Colombia for 'Safety'...you just might live in a Shithole Country.
Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 12:22 PM (BDa5N)
Do you know this for a fact or are you just speculating?
You realize Guatemalans pay smugglers several thousands too right? Congo is poor but getting $1000 together is doable.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 12:05 PM (WB1Kh)
So tens of thousands of third-worlders all decided to flock to the United States en masse pretty much simultaneously? All of these caravans are completely spontaneous? You don't think these are questions worth asking?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 12:22 PM (jClbd)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 12:22 PM (oSS+i)
Now if I can just get her to come out of her room when she's at my house...
Posted by: H Badger at June 10, 2019 12:22 PM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 12:20 PM (xSo9G)
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No, not at all. That leaked video of the Google company meeting in the wake of Trump's victory was really telling. During Q&A, one guy said something like, "It is clear that people think we're elitist coastals who hold them in contempt. They might be right. Why aren't we opening offices throughout the United States, including in regular communities that aren't major urban areas, to ensure we're being balanced and hearing these people?"
Their HR queen responded with (paraphrasing), "It is not true that we're only based on elite coastal areas. We have large offices in Boulder, CO and Ann Arbor, MI."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2019 12:22 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Lady in Black
You know that third guy in line voted for Trump and is trying to decide to burn the book or pee on it.
Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2019 12:23 PM (25Dt7)
If they picked Milo (or if it is his idea), then the parade is probably designed to be a well produced poke in the eye that underscores the insanity of sexual pride parades and their pearl-clutching.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Of course it is. Seriously, a Straight Pride parade? Would you do that in any spirit other than to get in the face of Gay Pride?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 12:23 PM (yNh/5)
As long as the parade is led by an Idiocracy-style mini-Cooper with a gigantic, bobbing, purple rubber dong affixed to the hood, sall good.
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 12:23 PM (Bdeb0)
Is that Huma standing there pretending to be doing something?
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 12:23 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 12:24 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 10, 2019 12:24 PM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Same here, I was looking forward to seeing beads of sweat on his forehead.
BTW, these days it's probably better not to use the word 'shoot' in any context. Could trigger a No-knock raid.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 12:24 PM (xSo9G)
Is that Huma standing there pretending to be doing something?
Posted by: wth
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Well, at least she's not under the table.
Posted by: RKae at June 10, 2019 12:24 PM (hEma3)
Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 10, 2019 12:25 PM (T9rmq)
As long as the parade is led by an Idiocracy-style mini-Cooper with a gigantic, bobbing, purple rubber dong affixed to the hood, sall good.
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 12:23 PM (Bdeb0)
Glazed donuts and bratwurst will be thrown from the floats to the crowd.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 12:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 12:23 PM (Bdeb0)
Driven by a Hitler lookalike wearing a Corporal Klinger type dress. May as well turn it up to 11.
Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2019 12:25 PM (Zct75)
He could barely keep a straight face. It's some sort of scam.
Yup, it's trolling, Alinksy #4 to watch the city and Pride Parade people's heads explode. Does there seem to be a money-making angle, or is it just that the guy just wants to get his name in the press.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 12:26 PM (W+vEI)
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And, the HuffPo tour, 'Reconnecting With America', or whatever, where they 'visited' deep blue progressive cities.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 12:26 PM (xSo9G)
He could barely keep a straight face. It's some sort of scam.
Yup, it's trolling, Alinksy #4 to watch the city and Pride Parade people's heads explode. Does there seem to be a money-making angle, or is it just that the guy just wants to get his name in the press.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 12:26 PM (W+vEI)
Which frankly, makes it awesome sauce. Time to play the Left's games back at them.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 10, 2019 12:27 PM (ujg0T)
Democrats buzz about AOC primarying Chuck Schumer
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 12:17 PM (+y/Ru)
That would be splendid to watch.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2019 12:27 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 12:27 PM (gmo/4)
Rumor has it that Oberlin's insurance company might tell them to go jump in the lake. My dream scenario is that Oberlin gets assessed triple damages ($33 million), their insurance tells them to get bent, and they have to close down the college and sell the property and buildings to pay off the settlement.
How goes Sandmann versus the Media Lynch Mob?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 12:16 PM (ZLHhA)
I've been curious about this myself. I haven't heard anything for awhile.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 12:28 PM (jClbd)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 12:20 PM (yNh/5)
The donks will protect Mueller like Gaylord's transcripts and birth certificate.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 10, 2019 12:28 PM (y7DUB)
He was a "pacifist," one of the few Hollywood Brits who did not rally to the war effort.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 10, 2019 11:42 AM (8ZmvG)
And by "pacifist" you mean, "despicable, hypocritical cocksucker who expects others to engage in violence to protect him, while he throws insults at their back for being mindless Myrmidons".
Because in fact, that's what a pacifist is, every last one of them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2019 12:37 PM (veoSD)
I tried once to make hot and sour soup, but decided it was just easier to send the XO to Three Happiness to buy a container. Best hot and sour in Omaha.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at June 10, 2019 12:39 PM (5+J7M)
Apparently not any more effective July 1. The Democrats in our legislature have taken that away because it "deprived the state of needed tax income."
And nothing's too good for the tax payer. Especially more taxes.
Posted by: Three and One at June 10, 2019 12:42 PM (2tvJ1)
Funny thing is that took place quite a while ago about the time of the start of the commercials that were just like that.
Two of the reasons why I don't watch TV and cut my cable; why pay to have my intelligence and every other man's insulted with lies and stupidity. Are women that insecure?
Plus I have noted that some of this nonsense has made it's way into real life and that's what is really troubling.
Look around you ladies. Yes Women contribute a lot to culture/civilization but men have contributed much more of the infrastructure and the foundations.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at June 10, 2019 01:44 PM (cW5Gl)
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