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Seven Minutes of a Foreign Lady Petting and Feeding Street Cats

It's cuter than it might sound! It's very relaxing.

Now, sure, the cats are all lovey-dovey because this woman walks around with a bag of cat food, and I'm sure they know that.

But they are, you know, animals. And living on the street. Of course they're primarily motivated by food.

They're still cute little beggars!

Oh, and there's a new Banana Splits movie. I would ask "Is this something?" but I'm pretty sure it's not something.

I'm just linking it because, whatever.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:05 PM




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1 Cute!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 08:06 PM (dUJdY)

2 And first apparently.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 08:07 PM (dUJdY)

3

An internal Facebook document reveals that the social media giant monitors its users' offline behavior as part of how the company determines whether a person should be classified as a "Hate Agent," according to Breitbart's Allum Bokhari who has reviewed the document.

Titled "Hate Agent Policy Review," the document reveals that Facebook employs a series of "signals" which include a person's behavior both on and off the platform. Once determined to be a "hate agent," a person is banned from the platform.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2019 08:08 PM (aKsyK)

4 I'm getting lonely.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 08:09 PM (dUJdY)

5 fifthest

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of the MSM at June 14, 2019 08:09 PM (ZqRa6)

6 Ahhh. Company!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 08:09 PM (dUJdY)

7 Moar pussy videos pls

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:09 PM (JFO2v)

8 Fuck that banana splits guy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2019 08:09 PM (V2Yro)

9 Just when things get rolling downstairs.

Posted by: Tuna at June 14, 2019 08:10 PM (jm1YL)

10 I think this is Ace's way of saying FRIDAY, PEOPLE

Posted by: Miklos, interpreter at June 14, 2019 08:10 PM (QzkSJ)

11 Banana splits theme and Buffalo Soldier are same song.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:10 PM (JFO2v)

12 Well someone complained it smelled like cannery.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 08:10 PM (dUJdY)

13 Fuck that banana splits guy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2019 08:09 PM (V2Yro)

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Careful! Say his name three times, and you summon him!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 14, 2019 08:10 PM (8g9zh)

14 What's her name on Pinterest?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 08:10 PM (oVJmc)

15 HI Jewells, sorry to have surprised you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2019 08:11 PM (R5GEP)

16 You know, the fact that BSG chose to name himself in honor of that whack a do show should have been the first clue as to that guy's mental situation.

Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2019 08:11 PM (Izzlo)

17 Not scared of Banana Splits. I'd just ask Witchiepoo and H.R.Puffenstuff to join forces against them. Problem solved!

Seriously, I saw reruns of the Banana Splits and I hated them!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 14, 2019 08:12 PM (/+bwe)

18 lol Ben! Indeed you did! I'm not the only one you know

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 08:12 PM (dUJdY)

19 My favorite Split was Stephanopoulos

That lil short fukr that came to tip of PDTs tie.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:12 PM (JFO2v)

20 Just when things get rolling downstairs.
Posted by: Tuna at June 14, 2019 08:10 PM (jm1YL)

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You have a Log??

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 14, 2019 08:12 PM (8g9zh)

21 by the way, Keith Olbermann is a twat.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of the MSM at June 14, 2019 08:12 PM (ZqRa6)

22 IIRC Philly has a huge stray cat problem. They are doing a spadexand release program that's helped a little. Again I think it's Philly.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:12 PM (2DOZq)

23 Titled "Hate Agent Policy Review," the document reveals that Facebook employs a series of "signals" which include a person's behavior both on and off the platform. Once determined to be a "hate agent," a person is banned from the platform.

Yet, how many violent criminals, terrorists, felons, and pervs stay with impunity?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

24 I like cats in small numbers and proportionate to dogs.

Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2019 08:13 PM (qBNEP)

25 Banana Splits is an ear worm song .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:13 PM (2DOZq)

26 Then the "Feed the Birds" lady from Mary Poppins showed up across the street....

Posted by: Miklos, not pretty at June 14, 2019 08:13 PM (QzkSJ)

27 IIRC Philly has a huge stray cat problem. They are doing a spadexand release program that's helped a little. Again I think it's Philly.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:12 PM

One of the neighbors has been doing this. Stupid cats have been eating fledglings, squirrels, everywhere.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 14, 2019 08:14 PM (/+bwe)

28 I'm not on Facebook, can I still be a Hate Agent?
That sounds badass.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 14, 2019 08:15 PM (mOcZx)

29 Hated the Banana Splits.

Good theme song though......Didn't they have a pirate island show they would show during the Banana Splits show with Jan Michael Drunkard as a ute?

Always liked the guy.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2019 08:15 PM (Z+IKu)

30 I'm not on Facebook, can I still be a Hate Agent?



Why yes!

Posted by: Any major airline at June 14, 2019 08:15 PM (QzkSJ)

31 ''You have a Log?? ''

Another pun challenge. I still got nuthin'.

Posted by: Tuna at June 14, 2019 08:16 PM (jm1YL)

32 I totally missed this, RBG praises Kavanaugh.

If you did too >
https://tinyurl.com/y4xc3e62

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 14, 2019 08:16 PM (r+sAi)

33 Hated the Banana Splits.

Good theme song though......Didn't they have a pirate island show they would show during the Banana Splits show with Jan Michael Drunkard as a ute?

-------

Candle Cove?

Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2019 08:16 PM (Izzlo)

34 I want some Hollywood hipster beaten to death for that Banana Splits atrocity. Really. Fuck him with a sawzall.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 08:16 PM (oVJmc)

35 Jewells, our friend NaCly is a devious character.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2019 08:16 PM (R5GEP)

36 we no see u cat u want velly spercial kung pao

Posted by: Sumting Wong at June 14, 2019 08:16 PM (JFO2v)

37 Titled "Hate Agent Policy Review," the document reveals that Facebook employs a series of "signals" which include a person's behavior both on and off the platform. Once determined to be a "hate agent," a person is banned from the platform.

Yet, how many violent criminals, terrorists, felons, and pervs stay with impunity?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 08:12 PM

My SIL has a meltdown because LET THIS SINK IN: THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES STATED TODAY THAT HE WOULD WELCOME ANY FOREIGN COUNTRY TO INTERFERE WITH OUR ELECTIONS. HE WOULD TAKE THAT PHONE CALL AND HE WOULD NOT CONTACT THE FBI. IS THIS SCARY OR WHAT???

Actual quote, including the all caps. When no one responded, she tried in normal font and her eight angry friends did. Why is she not banned?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 14, 2019 08:16 PM (/+bwe)

38 You have a Log?? ''

Another pun challenge. I still got nuthin'.
Posted by: Tuna

They're just pecan at you.

Posted by: Miklos from Stuckey's at June 14, 2019 08:17 PM (QzkSJ)

39

I like the sound of that spandex release program.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2019 08:18 PM (aKsyK)

40 yeah, banana splits theme
nah nah nah
nah-nah-nah nahnah nah nah nah
nah-nah-nah nah
could be Biden campaign theme song
by the by, one of the guys who created that stupid program married a Playboy centerfold

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of the MSM at June 14, 2019 08:18 PM (ZqRa6)

41 Candle Cove?
Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2019 08:16 PM (Izzlo)

Nope. It was Pirate Island or Drunkard Jan's Island or something like that.....

Real cornball.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2019 08:18 PM (Z+IKu)

42 But they are, you know, animals. And living on the street. Of course they're primarily motivated by food.


========


"For us, it's drugs and government welfare." -- San Francisco, Los Angeles, and Seattle

Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 14, 2019 08:18 PM (WqPYg)

43 They're just pecan at you.
Posted by: Miklos from Stuckey's

I guess the oaks on him.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 14, 2019 08:19 PM (mOcZx)

44 29 Hated the Banana Splits.

Good theme song though......Didn't they have a pirate island show they would show during the Banana Splits show with Jan Michael Drunkard as a ute?

Always liked the guy.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2019 08:15 PM (Z+IKu)

Sigmund Seamonster and Johnny Whitacker (Joey)

Posted by: Sumting Wong at June 14, 2019 08:19 PM (JFO2v)

45 The Banana Splits were simple goofy clean fun for the 4-10 crowd.

Hollywood is so diseased it has to befoul everything.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 08:19 PM (oVJmc)

46 I just need to say that Shaft is a bad moth-

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2019 08:19 PM (ykYG2)

47
Nope. It was Pirate Island or Drunkard Jan's Island or something like that.....

Real cornball.



Danger Island.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 08:20 PM (oVJmc)

48 38 You have a Log?? ''

Another pun challenge. I still got nuthin'.
Posted by: Tuna

They're just pecan at you.
Posted by: Miklos from Stuckey's at June 14, 2019 08:17 PM (QzkSJ)

Are we Stuckeys on puns again?

Posted by: Sumting Wong at June 14, 2019 08:20 PM (JFO2v)

49 1 RussianTrumpBot @russiantrumpbot
It's being reported that days before the tanker attacks, a US drone was detected by the Iranians, who tried to hit it with a surface-to-air missile, but missed. The missile landed in the water.

This fact is causing some to speculate that the US has advance knowledge of Iranian movements.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 14, 2019 08:20 PM (BqBId)

50 Jewells, our friend NaCly is a devious character.

Yes he is the big lug.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 08:20 PM (dUJdY)

51 I am so glad that there is so much of this shit I have never or will ever see.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2019 08:21 PM (R5GEP)

52 I watched the trailer to the new video game Cyberpunk. I thought I was watching a movie trailer. Might have to buy an X Box .

They've come along way since I ruled Moon Patrol and Missile Commannd .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:21 PM (2DOZq)

53 Are we Stuckeys on puns again?
Posted by: Sumting Wong

No. Some people are too brittle.

Posted by: Miklos from Stuckey's and also HoJo's at June 14, 2019 08:21 PM (QzkSJ)

54 53 Are we Stuckeys on puns again?
Posted by: Sumting Wong

No. Some people are too brittle.
Posted by: Miklos from Stuckey's and also HoJo's at June 14, 2019 08:21 PM (QzkSJ)

I am going to stand patty on this.

Posted by: Sumting Wong at June 14, 2019 08:22 PM (JFO2v)

55 52 I watched the trailer to the new video game Cyberpunk. I thought I was watching a movie trailer. Might have to buy an X Box .

They've come along way since I ruled Moon Patrol and Missile Commannd .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:21 PM (2DOZq)

All Your Base Are Belong to Us

Posted by: Sumting Wong at June 14, 2019 08:23 PM (JFO2v)

56 I had a big log the other day but before it got three percent in the Dem polls it finally went down bye bye

I named it Swalwellow

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of the MSM at June 14, 2019 08:23 PM (ZqRa6)

57 White cat is trying to tell those nice people "I love you. Take me home, love me and feed me. Please."

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2019 08:23 PM (sktRI)

58 Sigmund Seamonster and Johnny Whitacker (Joey)
Posted by: Sumting Wong at June 14, 2019 08:19 PM

Yeah. I liked the Living Island Better. And Brady Bunch > the Partridge Family.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 14, 2019 08:23 PM (/+bwe)

59 Stuckeys- I see a blue roof- I NEED TO PEE.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2019 08:24 PM (R5GEP)

60 We get a Banana Splitz movie but no Liddsville reboot?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2019 08:24 PM (kQs4Y)

61 Jewells45, at the MiMoMe, I won one of your bracelets. A green and black one. It is beautiful! Thank you!!!

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2019 08:24 PM (sktRI)

62 I still don't get why they love cat food and cat food tastes nothing like meat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2019 08:24 PM (jXrK7)

63 Danger Island.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 08:20 PM (oVJmc)

That's it! They had a character, Chongo, who could only chatter like a monkey and do bird calls but couldn't talk.

Like Joe Biden.

Thanks Peebs!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2019 08:24 PM (Z+IKu)

64 Yeah. I liked the Living Island Better. And Brady Bunch > the Partridge Family.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 14, 2019 08:23 PM (/+bwe)

I think you meant to type a less than sign.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:24 PM (2DOZq)

65 Stuckeys- I see a blue roof- I NEED TO PEE.
Posted by: Ben Had


The rest rooms were a loss leader.

Posted by: Miklosian Station Wagon Tours, LLC at June 14, 2019 08:25 PM (QzkSJ)

66 58 Sigmund Seamonster and Johnny Whitacker (Joey)
Posted by: Sumting Wong at June 14, 2019 08:19 PM

Yeah. I liked the Living Island Better. And Brady Bunch > the Partridge Family.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 14, 2019 08:23 PM (/+bwe)

I liked Jan when she got the training bra.

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at June 14, 2019 08:26 PM (JFO2v)

67 Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2019 08:24 PM (sktRI)

Oh yay!! I was wondering about that! I was out of town so may have missed any posts about it. Glad you like it dear!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 08:26 PM (dUJdY)

68 Biker Mice From Mars reboot when?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 14, 2019 08:26 PM (mOcZx)

69
Those cats are way too clean healthy and friendly to be street cats. They live in homes in the area, just hanging out lookin for pussy...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 14, 2019 08:27 PM (g8n9Y)

70 Micklos, Bucee's has made a mint off of it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2019 08:27 PM (R5GEP)

71 59 Stuckeys- I see a blue roof- I NEED TO PEE.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2019 08:24 PM (R5GEP)

Urine good company.

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at June 14, 2019 08:27 PM (JFO2v)

72 62 I still don't get why they love cat food and cat food tastes nothing like meat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2019 08:24 PM (jXrK7)


I like how cat food comes in all sorts of flavors like beef, chicken. lamb, etc., but never mouse flavor.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2019 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

73 Oh yay!! I was wondering about that! I was out of town so may have missed any posts about it. Glad you like it dear!


I'll be able to use it as an identifier when we are all put in the FEMA camps during the next Democrat admin. So decorative and useful!

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2019 08:28 PM (sktRI)

74 I like that big fuzzy kitty.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2019 08:28 PM (kQs4Y)

75 Speaking of cats, I watched the movie Keanu again . It gets funnier the more I watch it . First time I saw it I was disappointed.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:29 PM (2DOZq)

76 There is a film called Kedi about street cats in Turkey. It's a really lovely film and the people there really do love their adopted cats.

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2019 08:29 PM (sktRI)

77 70 Micklos, Bucee's has made a mint off of it.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2019 08:27 PM (R5GEP)

*slaps hand*
Joe do not eat the toilet mints.

Posted by: barak the majic negro at June 14, 2019 08:29 PM (JFO2v)

78 Right, seems like it should come in rat and lizard flavor.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2019 08:29 PM (jXrK7)

79 Yeah. I liked the Living Island Better. And Brady Bunch > the Partridge Family.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 14, 2019 08:23 PM (/+bwe)

I think you meant to type a less than sign.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:24 PM

Oh, yeah!

Brady Bunch > Partridge Family < The Monkees

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 14, 2019 08:29 PM (/+bwe)

80 Banana splits theme and Buffalo Soldier are same song.


Not the whole song, but definitely the "ay ay ay" bit.

I had to look it up 57,000 times to be sure which way the stealing went.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 08:30 PM (fuK7c)

81
Thought the Banana Splits all turned out to be a pedo ring or something... maybe I'm thinking of the DNC...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 14, 2019 08:30 PM (g8n9Y)

82 72 62 I still don't get why they love cat food and cat food tastes nothing like meat.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2019 08:24 PM (jXrK7)

I like how cat food comes in all sorts of flavors like beef, chicken. lamb, etc., but never mouse flavor.
Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2019 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

If dogs could drive to Walmart and shop Old Roy Dead Skunk would be best seller.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:30 PM (JFO2v)

83 Brady Bunch > Partridge Family < The Monkees


Yeah, I think it goes like this:

The Avengers [Brit version] > The Monkees > The Partridge Family > Brady Bunch.

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2019 08:30 PM (sktRI)

84 Shibumi, I really want to see Kedi.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2019 08:31 PM (R5GEP)

85 Pet foods aren't marketed to pets, they're marketed to people.

Cats lick their own asses, so taste is not a motivator. It's all to con the rubes who buy the stuff.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 08:31 PM (oVJmc)

86 Right, seems like it should come in rat and lizard flavor.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2019 08:29 PM

And human hand flavor.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 14, 2019 08:31 PM (/+bwe)

87

Stuckeys- I see a blue roof-and I want to paint it black.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2019 08:31 PM (aKsyK)

88 It 'd be about the same to me if those were rats.

But the rest of you might understand it better.

Posted by: cpurick at June 14, 2019 08:32 PM (7YrFp)

89 Shibumi, I really want to see Kedi.


I saw it in the theater a few years ago.

It's really weird. These Turks are really kind, wonderful people who really go out of their way for these cats. Plus it's photographed beautifully. Well worth it.

Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2019 08:32 PM (sktRI)

90 80 Banana splits theme and Buffalo Soldier are same song.


Not the whole song, but definitely the "ay ay ay" bit.

I had to look it up 57,000 times to be sure which way the stealing went.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 08:30 PM (fuK7c)

Wait wut? The Splits were not stolen from Africa?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:32 PM (JFO2v)

91 My kitties trade me a dead mouse for chicken and salmon dinner everyday.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2019 08:33 PM (R5GEP)

92
I'd lick my own ass if I could. Now, I get it second 'hand.'

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at June 14, 2019 08:33 PM (g8n9Y)

93 Yeah, I think it goes like this:

The Avengers [Brit version] > The Monkees > The Partridge Family > Brady Bunch.
Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2019 08:30 PM

Drop the Partridge Family right out of there, and I'd agree. Mrs. Peel and Mr. Steed were all that.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 14, 2019 08:33 PM (/+bwe)

94 23 Titled "Hate Agent Policy Review," the document reveals that Facebook employs a series of "signals" which include a person's behavior both on and off the platform. Once determined to be a "hate agent," a person is banned from the platform.

Yet, how many violent criminals, terrorists, felons, and pervs stay with impunity?

========
And that's just in the middle management level.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 14, 2019 08:33 PM (AMVSi)

95 There's a cute picture called "A Street Cat Named Bob", about a young street musician and recovering addict who befriends a stray orange tabby.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 14, 2019 08:34 PM (kQs4Y)

96 Ummm.........













SPLOOSH!

Posted by: winona at June 14, 2019 08:34 PM (Lktpy)

97 85 Pet foods aren't marketed to pets, they're marketed to people.

Cats lick their own asses, so taste is not a motivator. It's all to con the rubes who buy the stuff.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 08:31 PM (oVJmc)

*cat looking pantry*
*thinks to self*
*ass delite*
*ass goulash*
*ass and shrimp*
*just ass*

Just Ass, that is what I am having!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:34 PM (JFO2v)

98 One Banana two Banana three Banana four!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 14, 2019 08:34 PM (mfjZU)

99 It 'd be about the same to me if those were rats.

But the rest of you might understand it better.
Posted by: cpurick at June 14, 2019 08:32 PM

Papa, is that you?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 14, 2019 08:34 PM (/+bwe)

100 The best cat food is the one that your cat won't turn their nose up at. My two now are not too bad. I spoil them though. I'm a spoiler.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:35 PM (2DOZq)

101 The Avengers [Brit version] > The Monkees > The Partridge Family > Brady Bunch.
Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2019 08:30 PM

The New Adventures of Huckelberry Finn. Becky. That us all.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2019 08:35 PM (Vzb0I)

102 "is"

Stupid fat fingers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2019 08:35 PM (Vzb0I)

103 The Avengers [Brit version] > The Monkees > The Partridge Family > Brady Bunch.
Posted by: shibumi at June 14, 2019 08:30 PM (sktRI)

Miss Emma Peel makes me harder than cashing my mommas SS check.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:36 PM (JFO2v)

104 81
Thought the Banana Splits all turned out to be a pedo ring or something... maybe I'm thinking of the DNC...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 14, 2019 08:30 PM (g8n9Y)

High quality bait, mate.

Posted by: winona at June 14, 2019 08:36 PM (Lktpy)

105 My house cats will not eat canned cat food. The outdoor, homeless cats we take care of love it. It is referred to as "stinky goodness".

Posted by: cfo mom at June 14, 2019 08:36 PM (RfzVr)

106 SPLOOSH!
Posted by: winona

You trying to drown your big brown beaver?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 14, 2019 08:36 PM (mOcZx)

107
Becky does... things ... Huck likes.

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at June 14, 2019 08:36 PM (g8n9Y)

108 I watched the banana splits as a kid
When did they start killing people?

Posted by: Harley1911 at June 14, 2019 08:36 PM (Se2s/)

109 The dude that played Chongo in Danger Island was a decorated Korean War vet and went on to be one of the best stuntmen in Hollyweird history.

Kim Kahana.

https://tinyurl.com/y5ps6dq2

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2019 08:37 PM (Z+IKu)

110

It's more than 50 miles away.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2019 08:37 PM (aKsyK)

111
Oh so this is where everyone went to

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2019 08:37 PM (b5ftt)

112 Winona Ryder Dracula GIF.

To ward off evil spirits.

http://us.acidcow.com/pics/20101223/gif_01.gif

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 08:38 PM (fuK7c)

113 108 It first started during commercial breaks, but quickly moved to the show.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2019 08:39 PM (BbGew)

114 I would love a banana split right now. Tomorrow's my cheat day for the month and I might partake in one. If not that, definitely a chocolate shake is on the menu.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:39 PM (2DOZq)

115 Mrs Tracey Bond >>> Miss Emma Peel

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:40 PM (JFO2v)

116 Why make the Banana Splits into Five Nights at Freddy's plus gore?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

117 Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 08:38 PM

That's...mesmerizing...

*bunk*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2019 08:40 PM (Vzb0I)

118

No wonder the judge let her off...

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at June 14, 2019 08:40 PM (g8n9Y)

119 >>Banana splits theme and Buffalo Soldier are same song.

You could get high to either one.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2019 08:41 PM (PxX58)

120 35 Ben Had; 50 : Jewells45

Wait. What?

Have you been talking to my wife, again?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2019 08:41 PM (u82oZ)

121 Winona Ryder Dracula GIF.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 08:38 PM (fuK7c)

Who played her friend Lucy? That was an impressive rack.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2019 08:41 PM (wYseH)

122
*** snickers ***

Posted by: winona at June 14, 2019 08:41 PM (Lktpy)

123 114 I would love a banana split right now. Tomorrow's my cheat day for the month and I might partake in one. If not that, definitely a chocolate shake is on the menu.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:39 PM (2DOZq)

We used to go to Farrels and get a Zoo. about 20 scoops, stalk of bananas, can of hershey. 17 Million calories.

But we were 16 or so , WGAF??

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:41 PM (JFO2v)

124 95. KEYBOARD CAT LIVES!!

Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2019 08:42 PM (3o++7)

125 Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:41 PM (JFO2v)

How many is we?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:42 PM (2DOZq)

126 I doubt I have had a real banana split since I was a teenager

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2019 08:43 PM (BbGew)

127 Hate sucks. That's why Lefties are all about love. In fact that's the last thing they tell you when you're kneeling over the ditch.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2019 08:43 PM (uEbPt)

128 So the Banana Splits movie is basically Five Nights at Freddy's?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 14, 2019 08:43 PM (SgjGX)

129 Miss Emma Peel makes me harder than cashing my mommas SS check.


It's interesting. I've been watching these in the mornings on one of my broadcast channels.

Emma Peel is a sex symbol, and has been for 50 years.

But Diana Rigg, though pretty, isn't voluptuous, just petite. That was the style then, of course, but she isn't anywhere near buxom. And, while attractive, she isn't astonishingly beautiful.

No, her reputation is based on Rigg's performance, and her rather haughty charm.

This is what the SJWs constantly bitch about--a smart woman, a strong woman, and claim that oh, woe, society can't stand a strong woman-- but it's bullshit, isn't it? What about Myrna Loy in The Thin Man movies? Or any one of a dozen others?

They constantly trot out the canard that mean old men just won't give the womans a chance, but that's been bullshit for a long time as evidenced by these characters that have been huge successes for decades.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 08:43 PM (oVJmc)

130 You always hear "you either love cats or you hate them," but that's not true of me. I don't hate cats at all, I just think dogs have spoiled me.

And I watched the nanner trailer. I won't be watching the movie--the sample was ample.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 14, 2019 08:43 PM (hjaPQ)

131 125 Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:41 PM (JFO2v)

How many is we?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:42 PM (2DOZq)

<=3

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:43 PM (JFO2v)

132 Who played her friend Lucy? That was an impressive rack.


I don't really remember the movie, but Monica Bellucci was in it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 08:43 PM (fuK7c)

133 http://us.acidcow.com/pics/20101223/gif_01.gif
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 08:38 PM (fuK7c)

My tits look like Scott Steiner's.

Posted by: winona at June 14, 2019 08:44 PM (Lktpy)

134 19 My favorite Split was Stephanopoulos

That lil short fukr that came to tip of PDTs tie.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:12 PM (JFO2v)

He's more like a Teletubby.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 08:44 PM (NWiLs)

135 125 Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:41 PM (JFO2v)

How many is we?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:42 PM (2DOZq)

Nevermind, I thought 16 was how old you were.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:44 PM (2DOZq)

136 Winona Ryder Dracula GIF.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 08:38 PM (fuK7c)

Who played her friend Lucy? That was an impressive rack.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2019 08:41 PM (wYseH)

Sadie Frost and it had the magnificent Monica Bellucci

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2019 08:45 PM (b5ftt)

137 116. didn't you get the memo? Children are no longer allowed innocence.

Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2019 08:45 PM (v6ubM)

138 Holy crap! The banana splits guys are now psychopathic murders? Well, slap my ass and call me a Democrat!

Posted by: Fritz at June 14, 2019 08:46 PM (kLDv+)

139
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:43 PM (JFO2v)

My assumption meter is broken tonight.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:46 PM (2DOZq)

140 Sorry, but there is no way those fat fucking cats are feral street cats.

No fucking way.

Punked.

Posted by: Esteban at June 14, 2019 08:46 PM (RvotG)

141 121 Winona Ryder Dracula GIF.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 08:38 PM (fuK7c)

Who played her friend Lucy? That was an impressive rack.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2019 08:41 PM (wYseH)

The Land Before Bras

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:46 PM (JFO2v)

142 I'm convinced all the Banana Splits were pot heads, stoned out of their minds.

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2019 08:47 PM (BbGew)

143 135 125 Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:41 PM (JFO2v)

How many is we?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:42 PM (2DOZq)

Nevermind, I thought 16 was how old you were.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:44 PM (2DOZq)

it was

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:48 PM (JFO2v)

144 I remember when Banana Splits came out it seemed so weird and trippy and awesome. I never knew what was going on because there were all sorts of skits and cartoons mixed in with Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper, and Snork.

I hadn't done any drugs. Maybe ten year olds are just organically high.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 08:48 PM (fuK7c)

145 I loved the Banana Splits! This is definitely something.

Posted by: CA Token at June 14, 2019 08:48 PM (+8LG8)

146 Omar's done it again: she posted a photo of herself holding a pro-union sign "ONE JOB SHOULD BE ENOUGH", with an airplane (!) coming out of the "O" in ENOUGH and about to crash into the twin towers of the "H". Some people did some things, I guess.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 14, 2019 08:49 PM (6XLoz)

147 HR Puffin Stuff is even more of an ear worm than the Banana Splits song.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:49 PM (2DOZq)

148 OT - oh man
jalopnik.com/the-story-behind-one-of-the-funniest-craigslist-car-ads-1825571462

I bought the Honda version in 1999: the Civic. Also when I was in Houston. I loved that thing.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2019 08:49 PM (ykYG2)

149 134 19 My favorite Split was Stephanopoulos

That lil short fukr that came to tip of PDTs tie.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:12 PM (JFO2v)

He's more like a Teletubby.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 08:44 PM (NWiLs)

I would love to see where he was getting in the Beast and SS agent was boosting him up into vehicle.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:49 PM (JFO2v)

150 Shibumi.. a bracelet on every ette!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 08:50 PM (dUJdY)

151 It's interesting. I've been watching these in the mornings on one of my broadcast channels.



Emma Peel is a sex symbol, and has been for 50 years.



But Diana Rigg, though pretty, isn't voluptuous, just petite. That
was the style then, of course, but she isn't anywhere near buxom. And,
while attractive, she isn't astonishingly beautiful.



No, her reputation is based on Rigg's performance, and her rather haughty charm.



This is what the SJWs constantly bitch about--a smart woman, a
strong woman, and claim that oh, woe, society can't stand a strong
woman-- but it's bullshit, isn't it? What about Myrna Loy in The Thin
Man movies? Or any one of a dozen others?



They constantly trot out the canard that mean old men just won't
give the womans a chance, but that's been bullshit for a long time as
evidenced by these characters that have been huge successes for decades.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 08:43 PM (oVJmc)


She was pretty woman, but her character had a playful sexiness to her. She had that charm and M appeal that makes her character still work today. And you entirely correct about the BS about mean old men. Watching that shows years ago I was never put off by her character because they weren't shoving the grrrl crap down our throats just entertaining us

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2019 08:50 PM (b5ftt)

152 Puff in Stuff was one I hardly watched

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2019 08:50 PM (BbGew)

153 The banana splits guys are now psychopathic murders? Well, slap my ass and call me a Democrat!

The BSG is a Democrat and I'm sure he pays good money to get his ass slapped.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2019 08:51 PM (ykYG2)

154 Kittaw.

Posted by: eleven at June 14, 2019 08:51 PM (tH5fk)

155 4 I remember when Banana Splits came out it seemed so weird and trippy and awesome. I never knew what was going on because there were all sorts of skits and cartoons mixed in with Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper, and Snork.

I hadn't done any drugs. Maybe ten year olds are just organically high.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 08:48 PM

Eight-year-olds are, for sure.and some as old as 12. I have a coupon for a free shooting star from one. And a psychedelic dragon drawn on lined paper.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 14, 2019 08:51 PM (/+bwe)

156 The banana splits guys are now psychopathic murders? Well, slap my ass and call me a Democrat!



The BSG is a Democrat and I'm sure he pays good money to get his ass slapped.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2019 08:51 PM (ykYG2)


Or violated

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2019 08:51 PM (b5ftt)

157 60's English actresses . I liked a few of the blondes in the movie To Sir, With Love. I don't think they did much after that.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:52 PM (2DOZq)

158 146 Omar's done it again: she posted a photo of herself holding a pro-union sign "ONE JOB SHOULD BE ENOUGH", with an airplane (!) coming out of the "O" in ENOUGH and about to crash into the twin towers of the "H". Some people did some things, I guess.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 14, 2019 08:49 PM (6XLoz)

In the upcoming issue of The Bullwank - the conservative case for drafting Omar to run against Trump

Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2019 08:52 PM (Izzlo)

159 Puff n Stuff was a trip.

Kid acid.

Posted by: eleven at June 14, 2019 08:53 PM (tH5fk)

160 It's a sad state of things when they are bringing back crap that was crappy the first time around. They will end up remaking every TV show ever. Wait 'till you get a load of Seinfeld 2020.

Posted by: Lf'd at June 14, 2019 08:53 PM (UdKB7)

161 144 I remember when Banana Splits came out it seemed so weird and trippy and awesome. I never knew what was going on because there were all sorts of skits and cartoons mixed in with Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper, and Snork.

I hadn't done any drugs. Maybe ten year olds are just organically high.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 08:48 PM (fuK7c)

Filmed at Six Flags parks. I remember seeing sites that were Over Texas.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:53 PM (JFO2v)

162 Wait 'till you get a load of Seinfeld 2020.
Posted by: Lf'd at June 14, 2019 08:53 PM (UdKB7)

Curb Your Enthusiasm?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:53 PM (2DOZq)

163 A remake of Have Gun Will Travel might be ok except they would probably make Paladin a black chick.

Posted by: Lf'd at June 14, 2019 08:54 PM (UdKB7)

164 jeans and sneakers - could be anywhere in the world.

american mass commerce has succeeded beyond anyone's dreams.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 14, 2019 08:54 PM (Pg+x7)

165 There's a Russian YouTuber named Robin Seplut who has a whole channel devoted to his going around and feeding stray cats. "Kss kss kss kss" he tells them.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 14, 2019 08:54 PM (l9m7l)

166 Omar's done it again: she posted a photo of herself holding a pro-union sign "ONE JOB SHOULD BE ENOUGH", with an airplane (!) coming out of the "O" in ENOUGH and about to crash into the twin towers of the "H". Some people did some things, I guess.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 14, 2019 08:49 PM

To quote some Moron, I would never accuse her of dual loyalty. I've seen no evidence that she has any allegiance to the United States.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2019 08:55 PM (Vzb0I)

167 Gilligan will be Melissa McCarthy.


It'll be great.

Posted by: eleven at June 14, 2019 08:55 PM (tH5fk)

168 Green Acres will be about a guy who moves out to the country to start his own solar farm.

Posted by: Lf'd at June 14, 2019 08:56 PM (UdKB7)

169 ... is it istanbul? i've heard that stray cats are a semi-protected fixture there.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 14, 2019 08:56 PM (Pg+x7)

170 She was pretty woman, but her character had a playful sexiness to her. She had that charm and M appeal that makes her character still work today. And you entirely correct about the BS about mean old men. Watching that shows years ago I was never put off by her character because they weren't shoving the grrrl crap down our throats just entertaining us
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2019 08:50 PM (b5ftt)

But faithful. She was a widow (husband missinig). If I remember he is found and comes back to take her home at end.

In todays version she would have fucked everyone but Paco the pool boy and that was only because he did not like vagina.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:56 PM (JFO2v)

171 Bananas are the Devil's fingers. I prefer my wiener splits with rocky road and extra ketchup, as God intended.

Posted by: Judge Alvin J.P. Valkenheiser at June 14, 2019 08:56 PM (U69PR)

172 remake of Have Gun Will Travel might be ok except they would probably make Paladin a black chick.
Posted by: Lf'd at June 14, 2019 08:54 PM (UdKB7)

They wouldn't do a true remake of Wanted Dead or Alive because they would have to have an illegal firearm.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:57 PM (2DOZq)

173 Petticoat Junction will be about a country hotel run by trannies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 08:57 PM (oVJmc)

174
They will end up remaking every TV show ever.

My Mother the Tesla

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2019 08:57 PM (aKsyK)

175 Proof that there is good in this world. I have been feeding a feral cat at work for two years. I call her/him Monkey Puss. Not allowed but everyone knows and no one has ratted me out.

Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2019 08:57 PM (ikC4P)

176 Omar's done it again: she posted a photo of herself holding a pro-union sign "ONE JOB SHOULD BE ENOUGH", with an airplane (!) coming out of the "O" in ENOUGH and about to crash into the twin towers of the "H". Some people did some things, I guess.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 14, 2019 08:49 PM


She's a piece of shit. Yet no one says a word to her. It will just continue.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 08:57 PM (dUJdY)

177 Green Acres will be about a guy who moves out to the country to start his own solar pot farm.
Posted by: Lf'd at June 14, 2019 08:56 PM

FIFY

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2019 08:57 PM (Vzb0I)

178 Petticoat Junctions will be about a bunch of trannys who run a hotel in an old train station. The punch line will be, "Aw go pull a train"

Posted by: Lf'd at June 14, 2019 08:58 PM (UdKB7)

179 Gilligan will be Melissa McCarthy.


It'll be great.
Posted by: eleven at June 14, 2019 08:55 PM (tH5fk)

She looks more like the Skipper.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 08:58 PM (2DOZq)

180 Watching that shows years ago I was never put off by her character because they weren't shoving the grrrl crap down our throats just entertaining us


And they go out of their way to make Captain Menstrual emasculating. Why should anyone like that?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 08:58 PM (oVJmc)

181 160
Wait 'till you get a load of Seinfeld 2020.

Posted by: Lf'd at June 14, 2019 08:53 PM (UdKB7)


My Three Sons 2020. A nonstop gay orgy!

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2019 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

182 168 Green Acres will be about a guy who moves out to the country to start his own solar farm.
Posted by: Lf'd at June 14, 2019 08:56 PM (UdKB7)

Mr Haney and Drucker gay couple
Hank Kimble runs local PP
Ab is Raimondo from Oberlin fired unjustly

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:59 PM (JFO2v)

183 is it istanbul? i've heard that stray cats are a semi-protected fixture there.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 14, 2019 08:56 PM

Definitely in Greece they are. Never saw so many stray cats in my life.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 14, 2019 08:59 PM (Vzb0I)

184 Gilligan will be Melissa McCarthy.


Well, I know why the boat sank.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 08:59 PM (oVJmc)

185 Ha Mr Peebles. Great minds ya know.

Hey they already remade your show didn't they? I bet you got fat from that huh?

Posted by: Lf'd at June 14, 2019 08:59 PM (UdKB7)

186 The Banana Splits atrocity reminds me of what my son did to my characters in Happytime Murders. Now I can understand why the Dems are in favor of post-birth abortion.

Posted by: Former Jim Henson at June 14, 2019 09:00 PM (pYQR/)

187 Mr Haney and Drucker gay couple
Hank Kimble runs local PP
Ab is Raimondo from Oberlin fired unjustly


Who plays Arnold the pig?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 09:00 PM (dUJdY)

188 173 Petticoat Junction will be about a country hotel run by trannies.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 08:57 PM (oVJmc)

I aint drinking from that water tank.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 09:00 PM (JFO2v)

189 But faithful. She was a widow (husband missinig). If I remember he is found and comes back to take her home at end.



In todays version she would have fucked everyone but Paco the pool boy and that was only because he did not like vagina.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 08:56 PM (JFO2v)

Yes, her husband was lost in the Amazon but found and looked incredibly like Steed and she left the show to be a Bond girl. And the previous Avengers girl Cathy Gale (Honor Blackman) was a widow too. I believe her husband was supposed to be killed in Kenya. And Blackman left the show to be a Bond girl

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2019 09:00 PM (b5ftt)

190

Trigglypig

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2019 09:01 PM (aKsyK)

191 Mr Haney and Drucker gay couple

Hank Kimble runs local PP

Ab is Raimondo from Oberlin fired unjustly



Who plays Arnold the pig?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 09:00 PM (dUJdY)


Rosie O'Donnell

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2019 09:01 PM (b5ftt)

192 Mr Douglas has to haul his laptop up to the top of the telephone pole to use a dialup modem to connect to AOL because that's all they have there.

Posted by: Lf'd at June 14, 2019 09:01 PM (UdKB7)

193 187 Mr Haney and Drucker gay couple
Hank Kimble runs local PP
Ab is Raimondo from Oberlin fired unjustly

Who plays Arnold the pig?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 09:00 PM (dUJdY)


No Arnold. That would be offensive to Muslims.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2019 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

194 Who plays Arnold the pig?
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 09:00 PM (dUJdY)

Rosie ODonnald?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 09:02 PM (JFO2v)

195 Arnold's a goat. He lives with Mo Ziffle.

Posted by: Lf'd at June 14, 2019 09:02 PM (UdKB7)

196 192 Mr Douglas has to haul his laptop up to the top of the telephone pole to use a dialup modem to connect to AOL because that's all they have there.
Posted by: Lf'd at June 14, 2019 09:01 PM (UdKB7)

sreeeeeech scraaaaaatch screeeeeeeeech
Lisa!
I cant hear you dahling

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 09:03 PM (JFO2v)

197 The Pro-Abortion comedy Eight is Enough

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 09:04 PM (SYNdr)

198 172 "remake of have gun - will travel"..."

they're running the original richard boone series in the a.m. and i noticed a bit of music sounded familiar. looked it up on imdv - music by bernard herrmann.

at time the chords stand out, reminiscent of something in hitchcock.

he's brilliant.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 14, 2019 09:04 PM (Pg+x7)

199 Kitties!

Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2019 09:04 PM (v/sXs)

200 195 Arnold's a goat. He lives with Mo Ziffle.
Posted by: Lf'd at June 14, 2019 09:02 PM (UdKB7)

In a totally platonic *wink wink nudge nudge* relationship.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 09:05 PM (JFO2v)

201 Baa Baa African-American Sheep

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 09:05 PM (oVJmc)

202 What about Eb?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2019 09:05 PM (Z+IKu)

203 We are headed up to our 5 acres in the Sangres. They drilled our well last week...200ft, 10gpm, 40' static, $5200.00.
I know there was a CO meetup recently, but I am wondering if anyone would be interested in cooking out and drinking a beer on Deer Mtn near Cotapaxi? It's 30 min from Canon, 20 from Westcliffe, and 20 from Cotopaxi. It might be too far...
davidprince@gmail.com if anyone is interested
Everyone have a happy Father's Day!

Posted by: David Prince at June 14, 2019 09:05 PM (JkygK)

204 The Beverly Hillbillies and Green Acres


Never has been a problem for Hollywood to make fun of Country folk.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 09:05 PM (2DOZq)

205 204 The Beverly Hillbillies and Green Acres


Never has been a problem for Hollywood to make fun of Country folk.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 14, 2019 09:05 PM (2DOZq)

youtube the Bel Arabs if it still exist!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 09:06 PM (JFO2v)

206 Arnold the pig shall be played by Brian Stelter.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 09:07 PM (dUJdY)

207 https://www.bitchute.com/video/a0qeeW5BiHRi/

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 09:07 PM (JFO2v)

208 he was shooting at some jooz

TFF!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 09:08 PM (JFO2v)

209 Posted by: David Prince at June 14, 2019 09:05 PM (JkygK)

Cost me more than that to replace my well pump!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 14, 2019 09:08 PM (wCCjE)

210 Pine Trees!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2019 09:08 PM (R5GEP)

211 163 A remake of Have Gun Will Travel might be ok except they would probably make Paladin a black chick.

Posted by: Lf'd at June 14, 2019 08:54 PM (UdKB7)


No gun, obviously. The characters would solve their problems with negotiation and therapy.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2019 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

212 "The characters would solve their problems with negotiation and therapy."

Have Hug, Will Travel

Posted by: Lf'd at June 14, 2019 09:09 PM (UdKB7)

213 Pine Trees!
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2019 09:08 PM (R5GEP)

*waves*

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 14, 2019 09:11 PM (/+bwe)

214 remember the snl skit (original cast) - "the bel arabs"

one of their better bits. couldn't do it today.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 14, 2019 09:12 PM (Pg+x7)

215 Have Gun Will Travel, the new drama of an inner city gangbanger who was trying to get his life back together and go to the community college that was six blocks away to study rap, but sh*t, it's six blocks away, know-whut-um-sane?

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 09:12 PM (SYNdr)

216 ...Who plays Arnold the pig?

Lena

Posted by: cfo mom at June 14, 2019 09:12 PM (RfzVr)

217 Ben Had

???

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2019 09:14 PM (u82oZ)

218 If a person from ancient Egypt went into suspended animation and woke up in today's world, they would find it utterly confusing and frightening.

Except for one thing: cats.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2019 09:23 PM (sdi6R)

219 The Beverly Hillbillies and Green Acres


Never has been a problem for Hollywood to make fun of Country folk.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
-------

Or, aliens. Coneheads...from France.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2019 09:24 PM (HTHlp)

220 198 music by bernard herrmann.

that's german for "mister mister", isn't it?

Posted by: Anachronda at June 14, 2019 09:26 PM (5y4sp)

221
His fast gun for hire heeds the calling wind.
A soldier of fortune is the man called Paladin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2019 09:27 PM (HTHlp)

222 If a person from ancient Egypt went into suspended animation and woke up in today's world, they would find it utterly confusing and frightening.

Except for one thing: cats.
Posted by: rickl
---------

And Ra

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2019 09:29 PM (HTHlp)

223 Dogs are fun

s/




They are fucking NOISY

Posted by: Cats eveywhere at June 14, 2019 09:30 PM (xquVD)

224
that's german for "mister mister", isn't it?
Posted by: Anachronda

======

Mister Man, I would think.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 14, 2019 09:30 PM (cxWrp)

225 Beautiful day in Albuquerque today. What a relief to be out West again.

Then I go to Walmart... Jay-zus Christ this is sad. I'd like to paraphrase Reagan- a government that gives you everything and permits everything has taken everything from you. Fucking dregs.

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2019 09:32 PM (mtxlU)

226
The problem with dogs is that they smell like dog saliva.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 14, 2019 09:32 PM (cxWrp)

227 Dogs are fun

s/

They are fucking NOISY

Posted by: Cats eveywhere
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And they smell...bad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at June 14, 2019 09:32 PM (2qPhT)

228 146
Omar's done it again: she posted a photo of herself holding a pro-union
sign "ONE JOB SHOULD BE ENOUGH", with an airplane (!) coming out of the
"O" in ENOUGH and about to crash into the twin towers of the "H". Some
people did some things, I guess.

Posted by: Ian S


She's precious. She needs more airtime.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 14, 2019 09:32 PM (VhR1N)

229 Then I go to Walmart... Jay-zus Christ this is sad. I'd like to paraphrase Reagan- a government that gives you everything and permits everything has taken everything from you. Fucking dregs.
Posted by: t-bird

But I bet you feel better about yourself.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 14, 2019 09:34 PM (mOcZx)

230 Then I go to Walmart... Jay-zus Christ this is sad. I'd like to paraphrase Reagan- a government that gives you everything and permits everything has taken everything from you. Fucking dregs.

I avoided Walmart while I was visting there. Went to Albertstons.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 14, 2019 09:34 PM (dUJdY)

231 that's german for "mister mister", isn't it?

Could be Mr. Husband, but I kind of like Lord Man. It's

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2019 09:36 PM (J+Qkj)

232 Did y'all know that one or two (maybe three separately iirc) of the 9/11 attackers, and at least one of the pilots, were pulled over by law enforcement days before their attack? Visas were expired but no one could ask or detain them because reasons.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 09:37 PM (SYNdr)

233 Interestingly, it's much easier to find BBC news links regarding it.

Funny, that.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 09:39 PM (SYNdr)

234 The Spits were OK but I preferred HR Pufnstuf because I had a major boy crush on Jack Wild. Too bad he had to go and mess up his life.

Posted by: I was a gay 11 year old at June 14, 2019 09:40 PM (YLzLe)

235 Now this is the kind of sober and measured headline we expect from MSNBC...
"Is Donald Trump Evil or horrendous?"

I hope these people fall down a manhole.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 14, 2019 09:40 PM (ZFeFH)

236
I must request that everyone be exceptionally provocative, entertaining, and informative. It will be 60 minutes before AAA gets here to give me a jump.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 14, 2019 09:40 PM (cxWrp)

237 Here we are:

"Heres the last number, of those four missed opportunities to make an arrest, three were pilots. So three of the four planes on 9/11 would have been stopped from taking off and thousands of lives saved if the local police had that information pop up on their screen when they were issuing those traffic tickets."

https://bit.ly/2WQFngd

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 09:41 PM (SYNdr)

238
I had a major boy crush on Jack Wild.

Posted by: I was a gay 11 year old

=======

You're kidding. There's such a thing?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 14, 2019 09:41 PM (cxWrp)

239 They will end up remaking every TV show ever.

My Mother the Tesla
*******************(

That Xer!

Posted by: Rocketman at June 14, 2019 09:43 PM (kR3UB)

240 Dogs are fun

s/

They are fucking NOISY

Posted by: Cats eveywhere

What's wrong with being noisy when you fu... forget it.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 14, 2019 09:44 PM (/+bwe)

241 I must request that everyone be exceptionally provocative, entertaining, and informative. It will be 60 minutes before AAA gets here to give me a jump.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

This will kill 8.5 minutes anyway.
https://youtu.be/nMNA9vM5aAU

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 14, 2019 09:45 PM (mOcZx)

242 I aint drinking from that water tank.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 09:00 PM

Wish we'd followed that advice.

Posted by: Cecil Hotel patrons at June 14, 2019 09:45 PM (COzlW)

243 @237
It's even more insidious than that.
The FBI got direct phone calls and warnings that there were a bunch of sketchy Muslims hitting up flight schools and only wanting to learn to take off and fly and had no desire to learn how to land the planes.

The FBI fucked up, just like the fuck up just about everything they do or touch.

They really are incompetent and dangerous and should be shuttered.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 14, 2019 09:45 PM (ZFeFH)

244 237 Here we are:

"Heres the last number, of those four missed opportunities to make an arrest, three were pilots. So three of the four planes on 9/11 would have been stopped from taking off and thousands of lives saved if the local police had that information pop up on their screen when they were issuing those traffic tickets."

https://bit.ly/2WQFngd

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 09:41 PM (SYNdr)


Of course that would be profiling, which is discriminatory and racist.

It's much fairer to force 85 year old white grandmothers to remove their colostomy bags in public than to inconvenience young Muslim men.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2019 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

245 I'm in on the Banana splits movie, as long as Ashe is in it too!

Posted by: Don Q at June 14, 2019 09:46 PM (NgKpN)

246 Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 09:41 PM (SYNdr)

Dude, Diversity is our Strength!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 14, 2019 09:46 PM (wCCjE)

247 Correction, the sketchy Muslims only wanted to learn to fly the planes, they had no desire to learn how to take off or land.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 14, 2019 09:47 PM (ZFeFH)

248 It's Apple Splits, dammit.

Posted by: This...is CNN at June 14, 2019 09:48 PM (COzlW)

249 rickl @ 244- it is my theory that we kill 'em all and let GOD sort 'em out.

Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2019 09:49 PM (qBNEP)

250 But I bet you feel better about yourself.

I wouldn't go that far, but I am grateful for the examples I had.

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2019 09:49 PM (J+Qkj)

251 Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 14, 2019 09:45 PM (ZFeFH)

The best thing the Feebs ever had going for them was excellent, and totally undeserved, PR.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 14, 2019 09:49 PM (wCCjE)

252 I'm in on the Banana splits movie, as long as Ashe is in it too!

Posted by: Don Q

That would be epic.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 14, 2019 09:49 PM (mOcZx)

253 I must request that everyone be exceptionally
provocative, entertaining, and informative. It will be 60 minutes before
AAA gets here to give me a jump.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 14, 2019 09:40 PM (cxWrp)


I bought myself one of those Lithium car jumper packs. Worth every penny, and I can recharge my cell phone from it.

Mine is the BlueFuel brand from NAPA but most any type works.

I also keep Fix-A-Flat in the car too, because I hate changing tires in emergencies. Especially in heavy traffic.


Posted by: Kindltot at June 14, 2019 09:49 PM (hSQmw)

254 Correction, the sketchy Muslims only wanted to learn to fly the planes, they had no desire to learn how to take off or land.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 14, 2019 09:47 PM (ZFeFH)

Nothing suspicious about that, you H8r!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 14, 2019 09:50 PM (wCCjE)

255 New ONT

Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2019 09:51 PM (I5SAg)

256 NOOD ONT

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 14, 2019 09:52 PM (BqBId)

257 That orange and white one seemed to be a decent fellow. All were noble. Thanks!

Posted by: tedcruzlegthrill at June 14, 2019 09:52 PM (09q6F)

258 151 It's interesting. I've been watching these in the mornings on one of my broadcast channels.

Emma Peel is a sex symbol, and has been for 50 years. "

The character of Emma Peal is all female, but also strong, confident, and in control of herself and her situation at all times. There are times when she needs men to get out of a jam; but just as often, they need her. Emma Peel is a very balanced, strong, attractive character.

And she does it all with class.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2019 09:53 PM (V2Yro)

259 Soviet files on Steed and Emma.

Photo of Steed is labeled:

DANGEROUS. HANDLE WITH CARE.

Photo of Emma:

VERY DANGEROUS. DO NOT HANDLE AT ALL.

Posted by: Weak Geek, will always love that gag at June 14, 2019 10:56 PM (M5h3L)

260 "Uh-oh, Chongo!"

Posted by: Weak Geek, who owned Banana Splits Club code wheel at June 14, 2019 10:58 PM (M5h3L)

261 Those cats are pretty fat and have healthy fluffy coats for supposedly being homeless street cats. I call BS

Posted by: klokahi at June 14, 2019 11:55 PM (ZO1EW)

262 Off

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2019 12:03 AM (u82oZ)

263 test

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2019 12:04 AM (u82oZ)

264 test sat

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 15, 2019 12:04 AM (u82oZ)

265 It's not just food. Cats who grew up with people miss that on the street.

Posted by: skzion at June 15, 2019 12:32 AM (vqSpp)

266 NO pussy feeding...that can lead to marriage.......

Posted by: saf at June 15, 2019 07:16 AM (5IHGB)

267 That looks like Turkey. Cats are everywhere, and people feed them, put out boxes to sleep in on cold winter nights with little cushions in them, even take them to the vet sometimes. There is a film about it called Kedi, which is Turkish for cat.

Posted by: Doubting Rich at June 15, 2019 10:58 AM (Bm6ON)

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