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Dan Rather: America's Refusal to Repeal the 2nd Amendment Proves That the Nation is Unpatriotic and Without Honor
The super-patriotic Forgery Vendor Dan Rather has some thoughts.
Following the [Virginia Beach] shootings Friday, Rather on "CNN Tonight" called the inaction "despicable" and charged "it speaks to our lack of honor and patriotism."That's Don Lemon's show. Good to see that some people don't mind being associated with a show the New York Times deems "too partisan" for people posing as being real journalists.
Rather said on Friday's "CNN Tonight" show with Don Lemon: "This story is not new. This story happens all too often, and the fact that we haven’t done anything really to come to grips with it is -- despicable is the only word that comes to mind. And it speaks to our lack of honor and patriotism, in this sense: This is a national health epidemic. And can you imagine, Don, what it would be, of instead of guns, we had an outbreak of an Ebola epidemic? We the public, we the people, and our political representatives would be behaving in a completely different manner."Actually, I remember exactly what the Obama Administration did during the ebola outbreak: It lied about whether the disease was contagious and could be passed by a sneeze (yes and yes -- though the head of the CDC lied to the public and misrepresented a sneeze as "airborne" transmission, instead of direct contact transmission, and then playing the public's misunderstanding of what 'airborne" transmission means to lie that ebola could not be so transmitted) and then refused to take the most basic actions to prevent the outbreak from going live in the US, such as restricting travel from the areas in the grip of the epidemic. Remember how many of us urged a transportation quarantine, and Obama kept insisting we didn't have to do anything like that? So it seems that when liberal pieties are in danger of being subject to restriction, the left starts lying and claiming no additional safeguards are needed.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2019 04:18 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 07, 2019 04:18 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 04:18 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: rammajamma at June 07, 2019 04:19 PM (SwWMX)
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:19 PM (4Jgb2)
Posted by: mikeyG at June 07, 2019 04:19 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 07, 2019 04:19 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 07, 2019 04:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2019 04:19 PM (BbGew)
My grandpa despised Dan Rather, even more than he despised Cronkite.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 07, 2019 04:19 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2019 04:19 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 07, 2019 04:20 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2019 04:19 PM (AjVAj)
A malignant tumor in the body politic.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 07, 2019 04:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 07, 2019 04:20 PM (ufFY8)
LOL, GFY
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 04:20 PM (1Ye6k)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 07, 2019 04:20 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: trapper's girl at June 07, 2019 04:20 PM (xUM2B)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 07, 2019 04:20 PM (GFzsY)
Posted by: The Greatest Moment of Dan Rather's Life at June 07, 2019 04:21 PM (9X624)
Thoughts may be a bit of an exaggeration. Emissions would be better, nocturnal or otherwise.
Posted by: pep at June 07, 2019 04:21 PM (T6t7i)
Arms --> 2nd Amendment to the US Constitution. Right after the first - one that Dan Rather likes to cloak himself in.
Hey Donny boy. Want to know what would be a true health epidemic? You and your lefty gun banning fiends showing up on people's doorsteps demanding them to surrender all of their weapons.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 07, 2019 04:21 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2019 04:21 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 04:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 07, 2019 04:21 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 07, 2019 04:21 PM (KtcMg)
No worries there. I have the entire bottom third sewed up so you have achieved at least the top 70%.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (bb4ns)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 07, 2019 04:20 PM (jUVms)
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You're saying he hasn't changed a bit?
Posted by: Eeyore at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: kallisto at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (YxHpp)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: human at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (0CeRG)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (RD7QR)
The only reason we still have the first amendment is because we have the second.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Homespun Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: mikeyG at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (dVjOy)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (JoUsr)
Dan Rather needs to be field dressed.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (sy5kK)
Paging Cannibal Bob. Cannibal Bob to the Left Coast.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (sjdRT)
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Uuuuuh, dafuq. GFY.
Take your insane conflation with Ebola and cram it up your tailpipe.
Also, you're part of the Fake News vanguard. Get fucked you lying, obfuscating, miserable, worthless weasel.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (I2dne)
Go ahead and click on the link. Now tell me that's not Hillary Clinton in a guy costume.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: WisRich at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: kallisto at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (YxHpp)
Posted by: x at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Max Power at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 04:24 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:24 PM (pp7ze)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 04:24 PM (oVJmc)
You really do want to start a shooting war don't you?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 07, 2019 04:24 PM (KtcMg)
Posted by: Weasel at June 07, 2019 04:24 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2019 04:24 PM (Vzb0I)
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 04:24 PM (1Ye6k)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at June 07, 2019 04:25 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Lucy Ramirez at June 07, 2019 04:25 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 07, 2019 04:21 PM (N39Ws)
You go first!
No, you go first!
Posted by: Dan Rather police dept on their first gun raid of a citizen's home at June 07, 2019 04:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2019 04:25 PM (YslsA)
Being lectured by Madonna on abstinence.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (LL1Be)
Maybe pronouns are not part of the 1st Amendment
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (EK+Pw)
And can you imagine, Don, what it would be, of instead of guns, we had an outbreak of an Ebola epidemic? We the public, we the people, and our political representatives would be behaving in a completely different manner."
That comparison doesn't make any sense. We havn't banned immigration from Africa to prevent an Ebola outbreak in this country.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic. at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (TAmPV)
There, now. That's the troll we know and...well, know. We were starting to get worried for a very short while there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (Vzb0I)
Lessee...it's 4:23 in the afternoon.
Did it take you all day to come up with that?
Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (9X624)
Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (dVjOy)
Reminds me of some other gay black dude... Juicy something-or-other.
Posted by: wth at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (v0R5T)
I'm reasonable sure that bullets fall under the category of arms, Dunce.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:27 PM (pp7ze)
Posted by: Lump at June 07, 2019 04:27 PM (G99vu)
Having Robert Mueller conducting an investigation on President Trump.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:27 PM (bb4ns)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 07, 2019 04:27 PM (GFzsY)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2019 04:27 PM (RuCB2)
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:27 PM (4Jgb2)
Hillary lost the election on banning assault guns.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 07, 2019 04:28 PM (KtcMg)
Having Robert Mueller conducting an investigation on President Trump.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:27 PM (bb4ns)
Jerry Nadler lecturing me on restraint and table manners.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:28 PM (zBaqJ)
Dem Gov. Jay Inslee: Trump's Views On Climate Change Are "Treason"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (aKsyK)
Do I use "stupider" or "more stupid" when I refer to Jay Inslee?
Gawd what an embarrassment.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 04:28 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 04:24 PM
They'd make a fortune if they could work that into a perfume for the 'ettes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2019 04:28 PM (Vzb0I)
Being lectured by Madonna on abstinence.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (LL1Be)
Being lectured by Miley Cyrus on sanity.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 04:28 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 04:28 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Tami at June 07, 2019 04:28 PM (cF8AT)
Bless his heart. Well he's entitled to his opinion, but that doesn't mean we have to take him seriously or even bother repeating what he thinks. It's not like he would be in a position to know much of anything on this issue --especially patriotism.
Posted by: Gork at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (VmQ66)
Posted by: mikeyG at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (KtcMg)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Weasel at June 07, 2019 04:24 PM (MVjcR)
Being lectured by Donkey Chompers on economics.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (pp7ze)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (bb4ns)
Being lectured by Raimondo on grammar.
Posted by: Lucy Ramirez at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at June 07, 2019 04:30 PM (hKi6n)
Having Robert Mueller conducting an investigation on President Trump.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:27 PM (bb4ns)
Being lectured by Barack Obama about humility.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:30 PM (zBaqJ)
10th amendment
Posted by: Anachronda at June 07, 2019 04:30 PM (sGtp+)
Go back, and play with your fonts....
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at June 07, 2019 04:30 PM (67aEn)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 07, 2019 04:30 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2019 04:30 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 04:30 PM (oVJmc)
Being lectured by Madonna on abstinence.
Being lectured by GRR Martin about perseverance.
Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at June 07, 2019 04:30 PM (LPnfS)
That only makes sense if you wear your navel as monocle.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2019 04:30 PM (cXV7n)
Lemme check here....
It's 4:26 in the afternoon. You've been awake..oh, let's say 7 hours, and-
that's the second best thing you could come up with?
You're quite special, aren't you?
Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (9X624)
They are always and predictably about negative liberties and big, despotic government.
Oh, and super-smart guys like Dam Rather who couldn't find his ass and the truth with two hands and a fleshlight.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (bb4ns)
Step 1 - Promise Leftists we will turn in all our guns after they turn in theirs.
Step 2 - They turn in theirs.
Step 3 - We say "psyche!!!!"
Step 4 - Profit
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (pp7ze)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (JoUsr)
Especially creative, and very accurate.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (JoUsr)
. . . expecting virginity tips from a hooker.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (RkS3d)
*sniff*
nobody loves me
everybody hates me
guess i'll just go eat worms...
Posted by: Bollard at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (BbGew)
Being lectured by Madonna on abstinence.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (LL1Be)
Being lectured by Miley Cyrus on sanity.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 04:28 PM (RD7QR)
++++++++++
Being lectured by Benedict Arnold on loyalty.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (I2dne)
They would be aghast at our collective lack of ordnance.
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (1Ye6k)
Somewhere out there is a plate of dick getting cold with your name on it. Step to it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (cXV7n)
Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (dVjOy)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (n7bz9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: dananjcon at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (hKi6n)
Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like ________________. "
Getting fire saftey advice from an arsonist.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic. at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (TAmPV)
These diseases are killing and injuring far more people than guns are, let's have some priority here.
I assume you are going to join me in calling for mass deportations of illegal aliens, which are not protected by the constitution like firearms are.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (pp7ze)
Posted by: ElKomandante at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (XnhDT)
Posted by: x at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (dVjOy)
Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like....
Being lectured by Raimondo on any subject at all.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (VpIIl)
Ocasio-Cortez wants to close the Rikers Island prison complex so she can put solar panels on it to fight climate change.
Video: https://tinyurl.com/yyfw65ug
"If we put solar panels on just 25% of Rikers, we can close every toxic power plant built in NYC in the last 20 years."
DOOOOOO IT!
Posted by: Tami at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (KtcMg)
Further proof, if any were needed, that there is no God. Otherwise, Dan Rather upbraiding others for a lack of honor and patriotism would be followed immediately by a blinding flash of lightning that would reduce him to a pile of smoldering cinders.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (pg90N)
Being lectured by Hillary Clinton on acting like a human being.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (bb4ns)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic. at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (TAmPV)
++++++++++
In fairness, if he's an effective, repeat arsonist then he is probably pretty sharp when it comes to fire and staying alive to burn again...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (I2dne)
Ocasio-Cortez wants to close the Rikers Island prison complex so she can put solar panels on it to fight climate change.
Video: https://tinyurl.com/yyfw65ug
"If we put solar panels on just 25% of Rikers, we can close every toxic power plant built in NYC in the last 20 years."
DOOOOOO IT!
Posted by: Tami at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (cF8AT)
Nail the convicts to the roof. Passive solar GAINZZZ!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (zBaqJ)
1) I think Missus DiNiro is SOL. The kids they had together are emancipated adults now. Not a factor. I assume she wasn't pregnant when she signed the agreement. So, her only hope is that he concealed some of his assets from her. Can anybody else think of a reason that a court would throw out the prenup?
I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have made any stoopid beginner's mistakes with that kind of money involved, i.e., picking her atty for her, or something like that.
2) The Oberlin verdict: that place has been a disgusting leftist shithole since time out of mind! Parents pay good American money to subject their kids to 4 years of THAT?
The verdict has gotta scare a lot of zimilar zhitholes, I bet.
Btw, Dean Raymond looks EXACTLY like you thought she would.
Posted by: mnw at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (Cssks)
So that cancels the weight of his stupid opinion out.
The rest of you carry on with your guns and stuff, I'll hold the lying old supercilious bastard off.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (dVjOy)
Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like....
Being lectured by Raimondo on any subject at all.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (zBaqJ)
Yes. Because hillary won in virgin islands while green party carry like assault rifles in montana look it up.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (AihDr)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic. at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (TAmPV)
++++++++++
In fairness, if he's an effective, repeat arsonist then he is probably pretty sharp when it comes to fire and staying alive to burn again...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (I2dne)
Especially a professional arsonist.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (NWiLs)
Obama knew all about cool clocks! That we know for sure.
Posted by: Miles Dyson at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (x2qkA)
That sure got thrown in the trash when it wasn't convenient.
Posted by: DH at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (vnti9)
Posted by: Raymundo, associate editor at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (I2dne)
hello!
Posted by: Night at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (pp7ze)
Posted by: Gork at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (VmQ66)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (zBaqJ)
But especially grammar and syntax.
Or being lectured by Maxine Waters on logic and the value of education.
Or being lectured by AOC on economics.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (pg90N)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: dananjcon at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (xqfqx)
since you'r'e here, can you please order up some mid 70s and low humidity for the Orlando area in the next couple of weeks?
thanks!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (SAhpk)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (AihDr)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 04:36 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Chris M at June 07, 2019 04:36 PM (eAZVt)
. . . expecting virginity tips from a hooker.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (RkS3d)
Save the Hymens - Go Anal!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:36 PM (zBaqJ)
"If we put solar panels on just 25% of Rikers, we can close every toxic power plant built in NYC in the last 20 years."
NYC has built power plants in the last 20 years?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 04:36 PM (oVJmc)
https://tinyurl.com/y4ul4kl5
No biggie though that people from a civil war-zone that's hosting an Ebola outbreak to boot can end up there...
Posted by: The Institute at June 07, 2019 04:36 PM (nGsFZ)
Posted by: klaftern at June 07, 2019 04:36 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 04:36 PM (KtcMg)
Cheers!
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 07, 2019 04:36 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: kallisto at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (YxHpp)
Being lectured by Hillary Clinton on acting like a human being.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (bb4ns)
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Being lectured by Hillary Clinton on cyber security.
Posted by: WisRich at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (G0vdT)
I mean, it might work.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (AihDr)
I think it means She Who Fills Her Diaper in Algonquian. Or maybe something about a river, tough to tell.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (RD7QR)
And take away their right to vote.
Posted by: Ted K. at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Night at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (pp7ze)
+++++++++
I am a power plant! What a twist!
Posted by: M. Night Shyamalan at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (I2dne)
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One $12 brick of lead 22s = arsenal
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (AihDr)
since you'r'e here, can you please order up some mid 70s and low humidity for the Orlando area in the next couple of weeks?
thanks!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (d7Ww2)
Please send $100000US via Western Union to the Hebrew Meteorological Society office in Accra, Ghana to cover all modalities.
And remain blessed...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (zBaqJ)
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...like Joyce Wildenstein on 'less is more' plastic surgery.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (RkS3d)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (YslsA)
143 I've read the weekend gun threads here. Most of the morons collections would make the biggest ATF seizure look like a Tupperware Party.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (VpIIl)
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Sometimes I think about how the local media would characterize my collection of guns and ammo, and start laughing.
Posted by: Weasel at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (MVjcR)
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Hey Meredith! Don't you now owe a bunch of money to the Gibson family in Oberlin Ohio? Like Millions of Dollars??
And the Ohio jury and courts may triple it next week?
Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 04:38 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:38 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 04:38 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 04:38 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: kallisto at June 07, 2019 04:38 PM (YxHpp)
might get another.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 04:18 PM (d7Ww2)"
..
Do yourself a favor while you can and get 2-3 spare recoil spring assemblies and a spare extractor.
That will keep you going for a long while - the springs need changed every 3-5k rounds, and the extractors will wear in the long term and might chip with certain malfunction drills.
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at June 07, 2019 04:38 PM (eAshZ)
"If we put solar panels on just 25% of Rikers, we can close every toxic power plant built in NYC in the last 20 years."
NYC has built power plants in the last 20 years?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 04:36 PM (oVJmc)
Not that I know of. Con Ed has a couple of generating stations and that's all I know of and they've been on line for decades. Regulated out the friggin ying yang to boot.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:38 PM (zBaqJ)
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Chylamidia and gonorrhea aren't working.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:38 PM (AihDr)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 04:38 PM (oVJmc)
+++++++++++
At least she gets to be president of something.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (I2dne)
would make the biggest ATF seizure look like a Tupperware Party.
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One $12 brick of lead 22s = arsenal
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (AihDr)
Not to mention your house will become an EPA Superfund cleanup site to deal with all that lead.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (bb4ns)
Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (Y/Czk)
Posted by: Weasel at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (MVjcR)"
Or you see what they are displaying and fainting over and think- "is that it?"
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (VpIIl)
Basically, WHO is lying about the current ebola outbreak, it's bigger and more deadly than they're saying.
It also has a longer incubation time before fever presents
And we're letting in illegals from Mexico who are from the outbreak countries because they don't have a fever ... yet.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (k81AA)
Posted by: raymondeaux at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (oVJmc)
The solution to every abuse of our constitutional rights is to give up those rights forever. Only in that way can we be sure that they will never be abused again.
Posted by: Dr. Rex Butts at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (w+Z9D)
... is like Hillary Clinton lecturing you on temperance.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (VpIIl)
It's the bottom fish that have the real arsenals.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (sy5kK)
Um, well, last time I checked we don't have a Constitutional right to Ebola.
Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (bb4ns)
++++++++++
Navel-gazing is nothing new to journalists. They giving each other awards and airtime.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (I2dne)
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What do you mean "people have large safes just for ammunition"?
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (AihDr)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (SAhpk)
The verdict has gotta scare a lot of zimilar zhitholes, I bet.
Btw, Dean Raymond looks EXACTLY like you thought she would.
Posted by: mnw at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (Cssks)
I tried looking her up, but in the process found that the
vice president and dean of students is one Meredith Raimondo.
Hmmmm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (pg90N)
Posted by: raymondeaux at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (oVJmc)
"Perfect! Oh, honey? Try this cookie!"
- - Beto "E.L. Fudge" O'Rourke
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (AMIL/)
Never blame malice something which can easily be explained by alcoholic delusion.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (LWu6U)
143 I've read the weekend gun threads here. Most of the morons collections would make the biggest ATF seizure look like a Tupperware Party.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (VpIIl)
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Sometimes I think about how the local media would characterize my collection of guns and ammo, and start laughing.
Posted by: Weasel at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (MVjcR)
ATF Seizes Weapons Cache the Size of A Small Nation's Arsenal From Local Man
Insisted On Calling Pet Weasel Dog; Authorities Say They May Never Unearth All Ammo In His Possession
Posted by: The Daily Cage Liner at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (SAhpk)
++++++++++
"The gap between 'more' and 'enough' never closes."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (I2dne)
It actually was a very good school at one time and it was not easy to get into, but it being good hasn't been true for a long time. The music school is quite fine. The two pastors who founded it in the 1800's would be turning over in their graves over what it has become.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: Gork at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (VmQ66)
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No, racist, it's air travel, four anti-vaxxers, and spontaneous generation that are the problem.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (AihDr)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (SAhpk)
++++++++++
"The gap between 'more' and 'enough' never closes."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (I2dne)
Much like Tank Abrams front teeth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (bb4ns)
Maybe they're going to elope.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (pg90N)
National Geographic channel just had a mini-series called "The Hot Zone" about the first ebola virus outbreak.. in the 70's I think..
Was done pretty well..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (pp7ze)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (koNhm)
since you'r'e here, can you please order up some mid 70s and low humidity for the Orlando area in the next couple of weeks?
thanks!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (d7Ww2)
Please send $100000US via Western Union to the Hebrew Meteorological Society office in Accra, Ghana to cover all modalities.
And remain blessed...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (zBaqJ)
We're gonna try to Joo you down on the price...
Posted by: Insomniac at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (NWiLs)
Is he suggesting we infect our cities with ebloa in order to reduce crime?
Chylamidia and gonorrhea aren't working.
They're more of a slow drip approach.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic. at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (AihDr)
Posted by: Zombie Liberace at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (6cqG3)
You know, bitching about the old days. Talking about all the fake news stories they wrote, and all the interns and secretarys they harrassed
Posted by: Redenzo at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (14qvS)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (r9BlA)
Dumped in San Antonio.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (JcXHH)
"Congolese? The former secretary of state?"
- - Donkey Chompers
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (ahS0B)
++++++++++
True of many people who built big, lasting things like companies, universities and countries.
I propose that we wrap them all with copper wire. Their constant spinning over what has been done to what they built will eliminate any possibility of an energy crisis
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (dVjOy)
And if the Constitution is not there to enhance MY safety then what good is it?
Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (0JkhZ)
Someone posted a link to a long article over the weekend
Basically, WHO is lying about the current ebola outbreak, it's bigger and more deadly than they're saying.
It also has a longer incubation time before fever presents
And we're letting in illegals from Mexico who are from the outbreak countries because they don't have a fever ... yet.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (k81AA)
Worse yet,
About half of the infected do not have any fever or high temperatures while the disease is incubating.
How do we and Europe check incoming flights for Ebola?
Yep.
Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (pp7ze)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (ahS0B)
--
...like Joyce Wildenstein on 'less is more' plastic surgery.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (JoUsr)
... like Lindsay Lohan on leading a balanced life.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2019 04:44 PM (pg90N)
I doubt Tesla has built a single electric powered car yet when all energy use is accounted for.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:44 PM (AihDr)
Posted by: J Peterman at June 07, 2019 04:44 PM (w/UHo)
They're more of a slow drip approach.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic. at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (TAmPV)
++++++++++
Slow and continuous.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:44 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: raymondeaux at June 07, 2019 04:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2019 04:44 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Dan. Rather. at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (koNhm)
But I can see how the two are almost identical in the head of an old shit stain like Fake but Accurate Dan.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (r9BlA)
Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Dan. Rather. at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (zBaqJ)
Now there's your achievement gap right there.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (pg90N)
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Approximately half of Tesla Q1 revenue was from selling carbon credits
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (YslsA)
I knew that. It kind of rode on the reputation of its music dept. My late brother applied there, for that reason, & was accepted, but he went to Northwestern.
That was in... 1959. Like I said... leftyzhithole for quite awhile.
Posted by: mnw at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: J Peterman at June 07, 2019 04:44 PM (w/UHo)
Ah, so the problem is self-correcting. Somebody scrounge up some dirty needles.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (5v15w)
Sorry about your big loss in the Oberlin/Gibson's Bakery Trial, Meredith. Maybe you shouldn't have incited students to riot basically just because they were upset Trump won and also thought AA students should be excused for shoplifting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Tom Clancy at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (zTzxf)
I don't know. You put two rifles in the safe and the next thing you know you got five. A pistol and a rifle and you end up with a litter of carbines.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (pp7ze)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (k81AA)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Needful Things at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (koNhm)
Homicides by firearms are not really much higher than they were in the 90's. Considering population grwoth, I believe they are down..
also considering we are importing the low life scum of the planet on a rate of 3000 per day, it is surprising it is not higher.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (so+oy)
I have an emotional support horse. It's a colt actually. A .38 special 6 shot revolver. I wear it on my hip and it gives me emotional comfort and provides me with a great sense of safety.
Now how is that not better than some retard who can't go out in public without having a fucking pit-bull as their emotional support critter?
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (bb4ns)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (pp7ze)
++++++++++
If only.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (pp7ze)
Posted by: Skip
The venerable First Amendment (of sacred memory) only covers adverbs, nouns and feminine verbs, and ONLY if printed on vellum on Benjamin Franklin's printing press.
Sorry. But that's really it.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (k81AA)
Can we get that guy to do a reunion visit with Dan?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (pp7ze)
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I need to tell the guns in my gun safe to get busy.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (uquGJ)
NYC uses 11,000 MW/day of power. Rikers Island is 400 acres. A fourth of that is 100 acres, which would only yield 10 MW/day from solar! Eat shit AOC
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (aKGcz)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (so+oy)
+++++++++
Don't forget systematically doping up moody teenagers!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: kallisto at June 07, 2019 04:49 PM (YxHpp)
Posted by: mnw at June 07, 2019 04:49 PM (Cssks)
The bigger problem is when the safes start multiplying.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:49 PM (WpXTK)
Posted by: dananjcon at June 07, 2019 04:49 PM (xqfqx)
Fuck off to Canada, douche. Lick my balls.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 07, 2019 04:49 PM (xJa6I)
Give it up. If he was a true journalist he would have known the frequency.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 04:49 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:49 PM (WpXTK)
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Gun safes multiplying is a problem?
Huh, who knew?
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 04:50 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (aKGcz)
+++++++++
Don't be so hard on her. She probably got her efficiency and output figures from the solar energy lobby and then failed to do the arithmetic properly from an already-skewed baseline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)
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In all seriousness, be sure your firearms are covered by your insurance. Lots of homeowners policies only cover up to $1500 or so and you have to add to the policy to cover the actual value.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:50 PM (AihDr)
Shhh...he's rollin'.
Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 04:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:51 PM (dVjOy)
Funny thing, guns don't cause more guns like Ebola does.
I don't know. You put two rifles in the safe and the next thing you
know you got five. A pistol and a rifle and you end up with a litter
of carbines.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (pp7ze)
That never happens with mine. They tend to "go off" by themselves destroying all the surplus guns that have been breeding in there when I was at work.
I keep expecting to come home some afternoon to a car sized hole in my living room wall after a mutant weapon 'goes off'.
Oh, wait...MY guns? I forgot! They're breeding at the bottom of Lake Texoma after that tragic canoe accident.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 04:51 PM (37IEG)
There's a joke to be had about Employment Numbers, here.
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 04:51 PM (czf7d)
Dan Rather used laughably false documents to attempt to stop George W Bush from being elected President and rather than slinking off in shame forever, he's now revered as a man of integrity.
This is why people assume that there will never be any negative consequences for faking matters. Because there won't be.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 07, 2019 04:51 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 07, 2019 04:51 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: RanDomONDo at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)
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Duh, you just stack the solar panels one on top of the other! Easy peasy....
Posted by: AOC- not even a stopped clock at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Chocolate O'Bama at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (B5K06)
Posted by: kallisto at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (YxHpp)
Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (dVjOy)
Happy and I'm smilin', walk a mile to drink your water
You know I'd love to love you and above you there's no other
We'll go walking out while others shout of war's disaster
Oh, we won't give in, let's go living in the past
Once I used to join in, every boy and girl was my friend
Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
Let us close our eyes, outside their lives go on much faster
Oh, we won't give in, we'll keep living in the past
Oh, we won't give in, let's go living in the past
Oh no, no, we won't give in, let's go living in the past
Posted by: Jethro Tull at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 04:49 PM (LWu6U)
Or made one up.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (KtcMg)
Posted by: Chocolate O'Bama at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (B5K06)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (SAhpk)
I weary of your retard rays, racist foreign fuckstick. Be off with you now.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (pp7ze)
Do I need it? Nope, not a bit. But FUCK YOU Dan Rather.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (aKGcz)
+++++++++
Don't be so hard on her. She probably got her efficiency and output figures from the solar energy lobby and then failed to do the arithmetic properly from an already-skewed baseline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)
I kind of like her tits.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (zBaqJ)
"Congolese? The former secretary of state?"
- - Donkey Chompers
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (zBaqJ)
I recommend that all congoloids be aborted.
Posted by: Donkey Chompers at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Chocolate O'Bama at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (B5K06)
Sounds about right coming from a commie rat like Rather.
Posted by: torabora at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (LowzQ)
I thought Rather was occupied interviewing aging rock stars for the AXS channel ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (UqwnA)
Dan Rather used laughably false documents to attempt to stop George W Bush from being elected President and rather than slinking off in shame forever, he's now revered as a man of integrity.
This is why people assume that there will never be any negative consequences for faking matters. Because there won't be.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 07, 2019 04:51 PM (GbPPJ)
++++++++++
Yup. Rather should have been at *minimum* jobless, penniless and homeless by the end of the day.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (KtcMg)
Posted by: Al Crapton at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (T8/UU)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (SAhpk)
"Her breath alone can kill most men."
- - dude from Thunderdome
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (pp7ze)
Posted by: Chocolate O'Bama at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (B5K06)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (zBaqJ)
Her rack is nice.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (ufFY8)
They have things that tell us how many people have been killed. They're called "nombreays," or "numerosus," or something like that. Starts with "num," I'm pretty sure. Or something like that there.
And you can use them to compare how many people have been killed and for what reason. But for some reason, Rather doesn't use them. I wonder why?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (zBaqJ)
++++++++++++
Yeah, there's almost always *something* good to find in (or on) someone.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Chocolate O'Bama at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (B5K06)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (P9m8O)
Posted by: Chocolate O'Bama at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (B5K06)
"On a Ritz Cracker and served to wifey!"
- - Blotto O'Rourke
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (aKGcz)
+++++++++
Don't be so hard on her. She probably got her efficiency and output figures from the solar energy lobby and then failed to do the arithmetic properly from an already-skewed baseline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)
I kind of like her tits.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (zBaqJ)
Yeah. She's stupid and dangerous but still a One.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: dananjcon at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (xqfqx)
..
1700-1800 non-gang related murders per year committed with firearms of all types.
In a nation of 300 million people.
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (eAshZ)
Posted by: Chocolate O'Bama at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (B5K06)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (WpXTK)
LMAO! I forgot that multiplier in my maths
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (aKGcz)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Jake Fapper is an ass at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (zBaqJ)
++++++++++++
Yeah, there's almost always *something* good to find in (or on) someone.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (I2dne)
There isn't an ill wind that doesn't blow some good.
Or there isn't an Ilhan that doesn't blow its brother.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (RuCB2)
NYC uses 11,000 MW/day of power. Rikers Island is 400 acres. A fourth of that is 100 acres, which would only yield 10 MW/day from solar! Eat shit AOC
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (aKGcz)
Never mind that Con Ed's generation comes from upstate. But give Donkey-Chompers half a point for her sudden realization that power doesn't just come from the little holes in the wall.
Posted by: kbdabear at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: torabora at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (LowzQ)
Approximately half of Tesla Q1 revenue was from selling carbon credits
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (YslsA)
"The scam is alive and well, boss."
Posted by: Tesla CFO at June 07, 2019 04:56 PM (sy5kK)
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Pure racism.
6000 black people killed every year, year after year? Meh.
Ten white people killed? BAN ALL GUNS!!
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:56 PM (AihDr)
Posted by: Chocolate O'Bama at June 07, 2019 04:56 PM (B5K06)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 07, 2019 04:56 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: LASue at June 07, 2019 04:56 PM (wMHPW)
You know, bitching about the old days. Talking about all the fake news stories they wrote, and all the interns and secretarys they harrassed
Posted by: Redenzo at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (14qvS)
* * * *
Yeah, that was Murphy Brown. The original one, not the attempted reboot.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 07, 2019 04:56 PM (RkS3d)
Dan Rather used laughably false documents to attempt to stop George W Bush from being elected President and rather than slinking off in shame forever, he's now revered as a man of integrity.
This is why people assume that there will never be any negative consequences for faking matters. Because there won't be.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 07, 2019 04:51 PM (GbPPJ)
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Dan has been a fine upstanding member of the club for many years. They are willing to forgive his mistakes because Dan's heart was in the right place. He was trying to get rid of that Republican Bastard G W Bush. For that, the Club will forgive his faults.
Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 04:56 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 07, 2019 04:57 PM (UqwnA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (aKsyK)
That shit heel used to take money out of the barrista tip jar to pay for his coffee.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 07, 2019 04:57 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:57 PM (dVjOy)
Posted by: Kenneth at June 07, 2019 04:57 PM (gC2IV)
Approximately half of Tesla Q1 revenue was from selling carbon credits
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (YslsA)
"The scam is alive and well, boss."
Posted by: Tesla CFO at June 07, 2019 04:56 PM (sy5kK)
"We sell Frankie Carbone credits!"
- - J. Burke, T. DeSimone
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:57 PM (zBaqJ)
Why is that?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 04:57 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: torabora at June 07, 2019 04:57 PM (LowzQ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 07, 2019 04:57 PM (UqwnA)
Both true, not that most of them vote.
If you lock up the violent, repeat bad guys...or ventilate them...crime rates go way down.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 07, 2019 04:58 PM (xJa6I)
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It's fantastic. Legal Insurrection says punitive damages could get to $33 million.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 07, 2019 04:58 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 07, 2019 04:58 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 07, 2019 04:58 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (UqwnA)
I watched about five minutes of the one with the two guys from Foreigner. He is the worst interviewer ever.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 07, 2019 04:59 PM (KtcMg)
Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:59 PM (dVjOy)
306 Dan, I want a .308 bolt action with a bipod mount and a nice scope.
Where do they breed?
Posted by: DamnedYankee
Cabella's.
Posted by: Dr. Rex Butts at June 07, 2019 04:59 PM (w+Z9D)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 07, 2019 04:59 PM (KtcMg)
It's pretty cringe-worthy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 07, 2019 04:59 PM (UqwnA)
Posted by: torabora at June 07, 2019 04:59 PM (LowzQ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2019 04:59 PM (SAhpk)
Posted by: WR at June 07, 2019 05:00 PM (O9JR8)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 07, 2019 05:00 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 05:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 07, 2019 05:00 PM (Lqy/e)
308 "249 These lying assholes.. the left is acting like we are having an epidemic of shootings.. we are not."
..
1700-1800 non-gang related murders per year committed with firearms of all types.
In a nation of 300 million people.
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (eAshZ)
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A murder rate comparable to the murder rate in those white Northern European Countries.
Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 05:00 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 07, 2019 04:58 PM (xJa6I)
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I remember Ann Coulter mentioning a NY Times article with the headline, "Crime Down, but, Incarceration rates up!"
That it was obvious the writer didn't understand there might be a correlation.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:00 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:59 PM (dVjOy)
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Si Se Puede!! Or something.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 07, 2019 05:01 PM (FiUMj)
You know, bitching about the old days. Talking about all the fake news stories they wrote, and all the interns and secretarys they harrassed
Posted by: Redenzo at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (14qvS)
* * * *
Or Dan Rather and Brian Williams starring in "What's My Lie?"
They could have guests like Liawatha Warren and Da Nang Dick.
Posted by: LASue at June 07, 2019 05:01 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: Achilles at June 07, 2019 05:01 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 07, 2019 05:01 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2019 05:01 PM (ufFY8)
306 Dan, I want a .308 bolt action with a bipod mount and a nice scope.
Where do they breed?
Posted by: DamnedYankee
Cabella's.
Posted by: Dr. Rex Butts at June 07, 2019 04:59 PM (w+Z9D)
Yes, but then I get there, and those sassy sexy .308 semi-autos always talk me out of buying that boring old bolt-action.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:01 PM (37IEG)
This BS from the authorities really bothered me at the time. They were talking to the public like we were a bunch of idiot 5 year olds while making excuses for their incompetent and biased decisions.
It was not a unique situation, but one that really showed that even in the most serious case these assholes were traitorous scum.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:01 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Hayden Sterling at June 07, 2019 05:01 PM (RvTqw)
I thought the lawyers for Oberlin made some godawful strategic mistakes. Throwing a lot of unnecessary mud at the Gibsons-- the patriarch is in his '80's. And calling that expert who placed an infuriatingly low value on their business. Not surprised that the small town jury hated the whole snooty bunch.
Posted by: mnw at June 07, 2019 05:02 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: torabora at June 07, 2019 05:02 PM (LowzQ)
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (aKGcz)
+++++++++
Don't be so hard on her. She probably got her efficiency and output figures from the solar energy lobby and then failed to do the arithmetic properly from an already-skewed baseline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)
I kind of like her tits.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (zBaqJ)
Meh. Doesn't display them enough. Her handlers need to encourage more low-cut blouses and opportunities to bend over in front of cameras. Then maybe closer to election day there can be a sex tape. Say, maybe I could get paid for this.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 05:02 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 07, 2019 05:02 PM (JcXHH)
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You might want to sit down for what I'm about to tell you.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 05:02 PM (AihDr)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 07, 2019 05:02 PM (FiUMj)
Responding to a hypothetical scenario in which you are a reporter embedded with an enemy force that is about to ambush US soldiers and deciding, as a journalist first and an American second, you will not warn the US forces. This is what Dan Rather's 60 Minutes colleague said.
No lectures in patriotism from this bunch, thanks.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2019 05:02 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 07, 2019 05:03 PM (KtcMg)
Compared to around 30K/yr from auto accidents.
Perspective: how does it work?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 05:03 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 07, 2019 05:03 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:03 PM (TGayj)
Number of rapes prevented by guns.
Number of home invasions prevented by guns.
Number of school shootings prevented by legal guns,....
The truth is that the US would be unlivable with stricter gun laws. More like detroit than copenhagen.
The Left needs to own the hell they have tried to create.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:04 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:01 PM (37IEG)
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You've obviously not been seduced by a Lee Enfield Mark IV.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:04 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 07, 2019 05:04 PM (FiUMj)
Well Rather is what, 88? Met him on my way to Somalia. He was old then. Time to go away.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:03 PM (TGayj)
Why the hell didn't you gag and bag him and take him with you?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:04 PM (37IEG)
AOC will not even be the nominee of her party for the seats she holds in 2020, you racist foreign spunksack.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:05 PM (pp7ze)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:05 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 05:05 PM (qUh6B)
Posted by: muslime immigrants at June 07, 2019 05:05 PM (LowzQ)
NYC uses 11,000 MW/day of power. Rikers Island is 400 acres. A fourth of that is 100 acres, which would only yield 10 MW/day from solar! Eat shit AOC
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (aKGcz)
We can leave them on all night hater
Posted by: AOC at June 07, 2019 05:05 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 07, 2019 05:04 PM (FiUMj)
Wolfie Blitzer
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 07, 2019 05:05 PM (aS1PU)
Perspective: how does it work?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 05:03 PM (HaL55)
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No idea.
Posted by: Zombie Pablo Picasso at June 07, 2019 05:05 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: blaster at June 07, 2019 05:06 PM (ZfRYq)
Shoulda let some other muzzie country do that and paid them
Posted by: Yo! at June 07, 2019 05:06 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: x at June 07, 2019 05:06 PM (nFwvY)
Why is that?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 04:57 PM (37IEG)
Uhhh? Because it would be at half staff 365 days a year?
Seriously, I think the last time they had a single day with a no-no ( no one shot - no one killed) in Chicago was THREE YEARS AGO!
Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 05:06 PM (EK+Pw)
Lovely!
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2019 05:07 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: WisRich at June 07, 2019 05:07 PM (G0vdT)
Lovely!
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2019 05:07 PM (ufFY
America, what a country.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 07, 2019 05:02 PM
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Because they only convicted him of manslaughter, not murder, which is what should have happened.
Having said that, he was a cop, the next 12 years in prison for him and going to be "difficult".
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (hjaPQ)
You've obviously not been seduced by a Lee Enfield Mark IV.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:04 PM (qC1Sy)
A SMLE? I have been nearly seduced on several occasion. The Indians produced some in .308
I'd get a Brit Enfield, but I can't afford to buy my usual multi thousand rounds in that caliber right now.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (37IEG)
America, what a country.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (aS1PU)
Oh, and Donny Two Scoops was with her.
lol
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:04 PM (37IEG)
****
He, no sh*t, looked like a doddering old man. Kept looking around for his handler. And this was like 25 years ago.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (TGayj)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: WisRich at June 07, 2019 05:07 PM (G0vdT)
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"Shall not be infringed" pretty much says it all.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: WisRich at June 07, 2019 05:07 PM (G0vdT)
I've been saying this for years.
pretty much a 1 to 1 correlation.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (sy5kK)
http://bit.ly/2It1oYb
I'm not buying this. I suspect considerable definition blurring is going on.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:09 PM (pp7ze)
patriotism and honor.
Sick burn.
*spits, in lieu of a /sarc tag*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 07, 2019 05:09 PM (a5hgv)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 07, 2019 04:51 PM (GbPPJ)
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Huh?
Posted by: Brian Williams at June 07, 2019 05:09 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: x at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (nFwvY)
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
Posted by: The Greatest Moment of Dan Rather's Life at June 07, 2019 04:21 PM (9X624)
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Either that or that recent interview of his with Eddie Money.
Posted by: Wazziz at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (WPm0N)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (TGayj)
Maybe, deep down inside, he knew how everyone around him despised him.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: SMH at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (37IEG)
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Having bought one, I can attest to the fact it's a very nice shooting rifle.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (qC1Sy)
Just what *is* the frequency, anyway?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (iB1oa)
Senile communist says what?
Of course it's not "new". I've seen communists telling the same lie dozens, probably hundreds of times before.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (0OWcv)
That it was obvious the writer didn't understand there might be a correlation.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:00 PM (qC1Sy)
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The reporter was Fox-Butterfield, afterwards famous for the Fox-Butterfield effect.
Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (EK+Pw)
Uhhh? Because it would be at half staff 365 days a year?
Seriously, I think the last time they had a single day with a no-no (
no one shot - no one killed) in Chicago was THREE YEARS AGO!
Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 05:06 PM (EK+Pw)
We're almost there now - every frigging time I turn around the flags are at half staff for some jackass reason that we shouldn't be flying flags at half staff for.
Bus crashes and multi fatality shooting are NOT a reason to fly the nationals at half staff. This weepy 'we're with you so we'll fly the flag low' shit needs to stop.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: LASue at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (aKGcz)
*****
Well. We are talking fractions and she won't get exposed to those until her second term as a representative.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (TGayj)
Lots of Algore's carbon credits getting sold, I'd wager.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (sy5kK)
Lovely!
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2019 05:07 PM (ufFY
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And The Donald wearing a USA hat.
Posted by: WisRich at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (G0vdT)
I sliced off part of my nail and a layer of skin underneath, and it's bleeding like a mofo. been about 10 minutes. How long can i let it bleed without getting worried? I dont need to get it looked at, do i?
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: geoffb at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at June 07, 2019 05:12 PM (QPNoe)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 07, 2019 05:12 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: blaster at June 07, 2019 05:12 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 07, 2019 05:12 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:09 PM (pp7ze)
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Takes a whole lot of NIMBY to ignore the toxic chemicals used to manufacturer all that "clean green energy producing machines."
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:12 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (hjaPQ)
Hey, ace, are you looking for another COB?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:12 PM (sy5kK)
I was gonna say I hope they came out alright but you know how they are around here.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2019 05:12 PM (RuCB2)
Posted by: SMH at June 07, 2019 05:13 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2019 05:13 PM (r9BlA)
Gun ownership, as outlined by our founding document, and exercised by patriots who love their country, is unpatriotic.
These deplorable traitors should drop their guns, and chop off their dicks, and identify as women.
We all know that's the REAL patriotism in our divided, troubled times.
Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 05:13 PM (qUh6B)
Having bought one, I can attest to the fact it's a very nice shooting rifle.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (qC1Sy)
Buddy of mine has a couple. They shoot nice. Never had enough ammo to practice a Mad-Minute.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:13 PM (37IEG)
I sliced off part of my nail and a layer of skin underneath, and it's bleeding like a mofo. been about 10 minutes. How long can i let it bleed without getting worried? I dont need to get it looked at, do i?
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (aXucN)
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You can still type, so, I'd say you're good to go.
I wouldn't slap a hot iron to it, though. A hot stove element should work.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:13 PM (qC1Sy)
It was a package deal, no ?
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (DPjeO)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (37IEG)
Absolutely agree. I see it and think, "oh what now, did John Kerry's comfort Yorkie die"
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: SMH at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (RU4sa)
http://bit.ly/2It1oYb
I'm not buying this. I suspect considerable definition blurring is going on.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:09 PM (pp7ze)
I can't say anything about those other places but Kodiak Island has a population of about 1500--maybe more in fishing season--and probably gets most of their power from burning dried bear shit. It's really not a meaningful statistic.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (RD7QR)
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Fingers will bleed like crazy. Keep pressure on it. If it is still bleeding a lot after half an hour, you might have to have it looked at.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (iB1oa)
Kodiak Island has a population of less than 14,000 people, and the only reason renewables are competitive there is that normal fuels have to be delivered by water. In the Gulf of Alaska. Which is... expensive.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (0OWcv)
While other leaders put their signatures at the bottom of a D-Day proclamation Presidene trump signs at the top because if it hadn't been for America everybody else would be speaking German. What a refreshing change from Obama-the apology King.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (ahS0B)
elevate, cool, and keep replacing the tissue until it starts to clot.
I have done the same and it takes a while. (also, no aspirin or alcohol since they thin the blood)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (LWu6U)
The 2a1 Ishapore. Unfortunately based on the SMLE Mk III so it doesn't have the better bridge sight of the Mk IV.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (pp7ze)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2019 05:15 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Max Entropy at June 07, 2019 05:15 PM (ur/Uv)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2019 05:15 PM (ufFY8)
I sliced off part of my nail and a layer of skin underneath, and it's bleeding like a mofo. been about 10 minutes. How long can i let it bleed without getting worried? I dont need to get it looked at, do i?
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (aXucN)
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if you can count to 5, all good
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2019 05:15 PM (DPjeO)
Between 13 and 14,000.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:15 PM (0OWcv)
Do you have any septic powder?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2019 05:15 PM (RuCB2)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2019 05:15 PM (BbGew)
I can't say anything about those other places but Kodiak Island has a population of about 1500--maybe more in fishing season--and probably gets most of their power from burning dried bear shit. It's really not a meaningful statistic.
Aspen, Co - 6800 people
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 05:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (pp7ze)
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I really like the micrometer adjust sight on mine. Very cool.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:16 PM (qC1Sy)
I just cringed. Did that once.
Wrap in clean cloth and press. Should slow down fairly quickly.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:16 PM (TGayj)
OT - I just stupidly cut myself with a kitchen knife.
I sliced off part of my nail and a layer of skin underneath, and
it's bleeding like a mofo. been about 10 minutes. How long can i let it
bleed without getting worried? I dont need to get it looked at, do i?
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (aXucN)
Finger wounds bleed like, well, head wounds. Wrap it up tight with gauze or paper towel, tape it up and don't screw with it for...quite a while. It's gonna throb a lot.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:16 PM (37IEG)
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I bet the key is community / city.
Those things aren't the same. I'm betting two or three square miles of solar panels (manufactured with oil) support four blocks *in* the city.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 05:16 PM (lPsvG)
Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:16 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 07, 2019 04:58 PM (xJa6I)
And we become Switzerland, as far as crime rates go, even as heavil armed as we are. But that's a conversation Eric Holder says were too chicken to have. I say "bring it".
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 05:16 PM (bb4ns)
It was a package deal, no ?
We don't "repeal" amendments, we just pass another amendment saying "nevermind" about that bit.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:16 PM (LWu6U)
I sliced off part of my nail and a layer of skin underneath, and it's bleeding like a mofo. been about 10 minutes. How long can i let it bleed without getting worried? I dont need to get it looked at, do i?
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (aXucN)
Your rep precedes you. Are you sure it was *your* finger?
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 07, 2019 05:17 PM (aS1PU)
I would just wrapped it in duct tape and it would stop anything from bleeding.
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2019 05:17 PM (DPjeO)
http://bit.ly/2It1oYb
I'm not buying this. I suspect considerable definition blurring is going on.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:09 PM (pp7ze)
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Ask them how many backup diesel generators are on Kodiak Island?
Aspen Colorado? They "buy" the renewable power elsewhere, just like all their service employees live elsewhere and commute every day into that overpriced snobville. None of the workers can afford to live in that smug mountain San Francisco.
Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 05:17 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 05:17 PM (lPsvG)
Posted by: m at June 07, 2019 05:17 PM (ysOGz)
Posted by: Anachronda at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (ahS0B)
I watched his D-Day speech last night. It was powerful.
Had to do the Mike Myers "promised myself I wouldn't cry" bit several times.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (xPJvm)
I saw where some of the nursing homes in Europe had hit on the idea of putting a fake bus stop right outside the facility. Granny sits down and waits for the bus, which of course never comes, and eventually someone notices her missing. Apparently it works pretty well, not 100% of the time of course, but often enough that it's worth it.
Maybe Dan's place should try it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (0OWcv)
Between 13 and 14,000.
*********
Well, sure, if you include the bears.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (m45I2)
It was a package deal, no ?
Posted by: REDACTED
Si. Any attempt to repeal any of the BoR results in negating the Union. And that IS the hill I'll die on.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (LDbTO)
Kodiak Island has a population of less than 14,000 people, and the only reason renewables are competitive there is that normal fuels have to be delivered by water. In the Gulf of Alaska. Which is... expensive.
I imagine the only viable renewable source there is wind because it blows constantly.
Posted by: AOC at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Charles Gibson at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (UFgOG)
no septic powder,
thanks captain obvious and gentleman. ill give it more time.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (pp7ze)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4odo8VLwyY
With right-wing commentary.
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (vWMNq)
Quick-Clot is a great product, but it's kind of expensive. I have some that I take to the range, but I don't want to use it for minor bleeding.
Walmart sells Bleed-Stop, which only costs $4-5 for a box of three packets. It works great--you just pack the wound with powder and apply pressure.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (hjaPQ)
Kodiak Island has a population of less than 14,000 people, and the
only reason renewables are competitive there is that normal fuels have
to be delivered by water. In the Gulf of Alaska. Which is... expensive.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM
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Went bear hunting there. There are more bears than people.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (JUOKG)
Between 13 and 14,000.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:15 PM (0OWcv)
It's possible I was exaggerating. But yes, you're quite right. The point is that the comparison is idiotic due to mitigating factors. And no, they probably don't burn dried bear shit.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: x at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (nFwvY)
To a first approximation, everyone on Kodiak Island owns their own generator.
Source: am Alaskan, know rural Alaskans.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:16 PM (mFoNl)
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thanks moki- thats what ive been doing. hurts like hell.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (DMUuz)
I watched his D-Day speech last night. It was powerful.
Had to do the Mike Myers "promised myself I wouldn't cry" bit several times.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (xPJvm)
I came in from dog walk and Mrs. REDACTED was crying while watching his speech.
Usually reserved for the end of "Random Harvest" and such
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2019 05:20 PM (DPjeO)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 07, 2019 05:20 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 07, 2019 05:20 PM (xJa6I)
You know what's the REAL patriotism?
Getting banned from the WH press pool for lying about a President's itinerary to the CBS home bureau, because you want to make him appear to be a prevaricator and undermine your own country's war effort in SE Asia.
Then, being fired and disgraced for doing it again with forged documents to undermine another President and another war effort.
That's the REAL sacrifice. The lives of the thousands of young men I've betrayed can't measure up to my sacrifices in the war for journalism.
Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 05:20 PM (qUh6B)
So they switched to 3% wind (because ISLAND) and the rest hydro.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 05:20 PM (oVJmc)
You do realize this is the finger you're going to hit things with, bump into things with, and get caught in stuff with. Annoying as hell.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:20 PM (TGayj)
Posted by: Moki
Pressure, ice, and elevate higher than the heart.
If all else fails, slap hot iron to it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2019 05:20 PM (LDbTO)
no septic powder,
thanks captain obvious and gentleman. ill give it more time.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (aXucN)
You are going to need stitches.
Get the car keys.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:21 PM (sy5kK)
People are going to make fun of me on the Gub Thread.
I'll just go out and come back in again.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:21 PM (pp7ze)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 05:21 PM (lPsvG)
Baking soda will work as a septic powder.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2019 05:21 PM (RuCB2)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (JUOKG)
Do they bear arms?
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 05:21 PM (bb4ns)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 07, 2019 05:21 PM (drDM7)
They had these in the bay area when i lived there! They even had signs and schedules posted.
Then they expanded the idea and even did it with light rail - they had tracks and stations. Never really saw a train, ...
So that's what they were up to!
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:21 PM (LWu6U)
Warren is FAR worse that HRC, & I do so hope the DEMs force America to get a great big dose of her act. PLEASE!
Posted by: mnw at June 07, 2019 05:21 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:22 PM (m45I2)
They do have some windmills there for show, but 80% of their energy is hydropower. They've got mountains, mountain streams, and plenty of rainfall.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:22 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2019 05:22 PM (lwiT4)
Bluebell,
You do realize this is the finger you're going to hit things with,
bump into things with, and get caught in stuff with. Annoying as hell.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:20 PM (TGayj)
He's right you know. Probably best to just finish the job and cut it all off now.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:22 PM (37IEG)
bluebell,
1. Pressure
2. Elevate
3. Have someone feed you Blue Bell ice cream, either Key Lime Mango Tart, or Blueberry.
4. After 10-15 minutes, or 1 pint, whichever occurs last, if still bleeding,
4a. Don black leather jacket
4b. Mount black muscle-car charger
4c. Hie thee to Urgent Care
4d. Live post during treatment
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2019 05:22 PM (DMUuz)
...the Iron is glowing - almost white.
Then cauterize and cover with a maxi Pad.
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:23 PM (Zjv2r)
It was a package deal, no ?
Posted by: REDACTED
It's not an all 10 or nothing deal. Nothing in the Constitution says so. Also, see the history of the 27th Amendment
Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2019 05:23 PM (AMIL/)
im hosting a bridal shower tomorrow and i have a million things to finish.
ugh.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:23 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM---
Gentlemen? No need to be hurling insults.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 07, 2019 05:23 PM (JUOKG)
To a first approximation, everyone on Kodiak Island owns their own generator.
Source: am Alaskan, know rural Alaskans.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (0OWcv)
And just like that, in under an hour, the Sierra Club article has been debunked.
Can we go get beers now?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:23 PM (sy5kK)
I sliced off part of my nail and a layer of skin underneath, and it's bleeding like a mofo. been about 10 minutes.
I'm seeing the Julia Childs SNL skit.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (pp7ze)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (Z+IKu)
That bitch is juiced
Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (DPjeO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (oVJmc)
lol
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (ufFY
*******
why wasn't his hand on her mish, I hear he is a Sexpert at it
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: kallisto at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (6bMel)
thanks muldoon. it is indeed small consolation.
im hosting a bridal shower tomorrow and i have a million things to finish.
ugh.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:23 PM (aXucN)
Oh shit oh dear. Just put a big honking gauze pad wrap on it swathed with tape and get it over with now. You're gonna bump it on every damn thing that comes in arms reach. Don't know WHY that happens, but that's what happens.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:25 PM (37IEG)
I sliced off part of my nail and a layer of skin underneath, and it's bleeding like a mofo. been about 10 minutes. How long can i let it bleed without getting worried? I dont need to get it looked at, do i?
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (aXucN)
I cut off a finger print pad once. It will bleed a lot. Went into the ER. All they did was clean it and used a non stick pad, gauze and pressure to stop the bleeding.
I had to use some artificial dermal pads for about four weeks while it healed. Didn't want the wound to stick to the gauze as it healed.
Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 05:25 PM (EK+Pw)
Sure. An Alaskan Amber and a Kodiak Island burger from Arctic Roadrunner would go down really well about now.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:26 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (m45I2)
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Dont worry, im putting nothing on it. just ice wrapped a paper towel, pressure and above my head.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:26 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2019 05:26 PM (RuCB2)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2019 05:26 PM (lwiT4)
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Went bear hunting there. There are more bears than people.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (JUOKG)
I guess that's why it's called Kodiak Island instead of People Island.
Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2019 05:26 PM (xjiRE)
.,,.,.but only until you start feeling lightheaded, your speech begins to slur and your vision gets blurry.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:26 PM (m45I2)
You can't blame the bears for that. If you are a bear - People are tasty.
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:27 PM (Zjv2r)
.,,.,.but only until you start feeling lightheaded, your speech begins to slur and your vision gets blurry.
Posted by: Muldoon
Then you'd best stop drinking.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2019 05:27 PM (LDbTO)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2019 05:27 PM (BbGew)
That will never work.
Fill it with gunpowder and then hit it with your lighter.
Posted by: Rambo at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (Zjv2r)
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM---
Gentlemen? No need to be hurling insults.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 07, 2019 05:23 PM (JUOKG)
****
Adjusts tie.
Looks in mirror.
Smiles.
Winks.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (TGayj)
Rub it with buffalo dung and wrap it with spiderwebs. Then apply a preparation of crab dip. That's how my ancestors did it.
Posted by: Lizzy "Eagle Eyes" Warren at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2019 05:26 PM (lwiT4)
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grammie its not a cut straight in, its a slice across the nail bed and part of my finger pad is exposed. i think its too big of a surface area for that.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (aXucN)
>>Went bear hunting there. There are more bears than people.
You can't blame the bears for that. If you are a bear - People are tasty.
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:27 PM (Zjv2r)
Larsen - Far side - two polar bears standing outside the igloo.
One says "I like the crunchy outside"
Second one says "I like the chewy inside".
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (37IEG)
My sister once had the finger nail and pad bitten off by a pony (when she was a little). The ER visit entailed a tetanus shot and heavy bandage.
Just remember, no good deed (the bridal shower you're hosting) ever goes un-punished. I've learned this lesson over and over.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)
Well, technically, they're bear legs, but yeah, they do use their front legs in a manner akin to arms sometimes.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: human at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (0CeRG)
You can't blame the bears for that. If you are a bear - People are tasty.
Posted by: garrett
Campers in sleeping bags = soft tacos
Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (LDbTO)
I sliced off part of my nail and a layer of skin underneath,
*******
Quick, go burgle a house, before the fingerprint grows back.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (m45I2)
I sliced off part of my nail and a layer of skin underneath, and it's bleeding like a mofo. been about 10 minutes. How long can i let it bleed without getting worried? I dont need to get it looked at, do i?
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (
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You're gonna die.
Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (BbGew)
That will never work.
Fill it with gunpowder and then hit it with your lighter.
Posted by: Rambo at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (Zjv2r)
****
Listen to Rambo. He's pre-med.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:29 PM (TGayj)
Crunchy, too. And pairs well with salmon sushi fresh from the stream.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 05:29 PM (HaL55)
Sure. An Alaskan Amber and a Kodiak Island burger from Arctic Roadrunner would go down really well about now.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:26 PM (0OWcv)
next door neighbors grew up on Kodiak Island, and went there a few months ago for the 40th HS anniversary.
Me, never been there (yet!), but have definitely had a number of Alaskan Ambers. Also Alaska Summer Ale, when in season.
Beer-battered fish and chips are best when using Alaskan Amber. Extra tarter sauce, please.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:29 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 05:30 PM (lPsvG)
You're gonna die.
Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (gC2IV)
Hey! That's the diagnosis you gave me for a hang nail!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:30 PM (37IEG)
ah, the old biometric revocation procedure. second time I've seen it this week.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 07, 2019 05:30 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 05:30 PM (t+qrx)
Looks in mirror.
Smiles.
Winks.
Posted by: Diogenes
*****
Did Autocorrect change that last 'a' to an 'i'?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:30 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (m45I2) "
*golf clap*
Thanks, Muldoon, that bothered me, too.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 07, 2019 05:30 PM (a5hgv)
Imma bout ready to give up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (gC2IV)
Bluebell, what ever you do don't go to webmd. That's exactly the diagnosis they give for everything.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (lPsvG)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (BbGew)
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Edited.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (aKGcz)
+++++++++
Don't be so hard on her. She probably got her efficiency and output figures from the solar energy lobby and then failed to do the arithmetic properly from an already-skewed baseline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)
If you listen to the video, she's quoting some professor that conducted a 'study'.
Posted by: Tami at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (cF8AT)
You're gonna die.
Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (gC2IV)
Hey! That's the diagnosis you gave me for a hang nail!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:30 PM (37IEG)
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It's what we do.
Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (aXucN)
Petroleum jelly, then wrap a bandaid very tightly across the wound.
I have no idea if that will work, but I figure everyone else is giving you advice, so I wanted to join in.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:32 PM (0OWcv)
You can't blame the bears for that. If you are a bear - People are tasty.
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:27 PM (Zjv2r)
ketchup or mustard on your people - it is a big topic of conversation around here.
Posted by: Kodiak Bears at June 07, 2019 05:32 PM (sy5kK)
You're more likely to ride a unicorn than see that in my lifetime, at least.
Posted by: deadrody at June 07, 2019 05:32 PM (o+um5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (0OWcv)
And didn't the idea of an AoSHQ health tips book come up that time Cannibal Bob was dealing with a head laceration and was given all sorts of useful advice? Heh
Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (W+vEI)
Petroleum jelly, then wrap a bandaid very tightly across the wound.
I have no idea if that will work, but I figure everyone else is giving you advice, so I wanted to join in.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (wYseH)
It works great on burns, she should probably go stick the cut finger on a really hot stove before she uses the Petroleum Jelly on it.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (37IEG)
assures me everything he was told by his doctor and diabetes advisor is
"just a kind of guide-line".
Did you get a blood sugar number? B'Gal's younger son was diagnosed with diabetes about two weeks ago. Started him on pills immediately.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:30 PM (m45I2)
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I no longer occupy an office by myself. Hard to hide the mirth with that remark.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (qC1Sy)
Imma bout ready to give up.
just remember to make it look like an accident.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (aS1PU)
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dont worry, im too chicken.
i called my husband and he will be home soon to take a look. hope he likes my outfit. whiteshirt with bright red polka dots all over it.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (aXucN)
Bluebell, what ever you do don't go to webmd. That's exactly the diagnosis they give for everything.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (aS1PU)
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Not true. Sometimes we diagnose cancer or monkeypox.
Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (0OWcv)
Or some exotic Clinton-esque STD.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)
And rabies.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (lPsvG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (ptqGC)
***
Drop him off at Bluebell's place. Or have him read Horde medical advice.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:34 PM (TGayj)
*******
But it has been known to keep people in stitches.
Which might come in handy in the current situation.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:34 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)
!!!
She seemed nice enough.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 05:34 PM (t+qrx)
Not true. Sometimes we diagnose cancer or monkeypox.
Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (gC2IV)
I was hopin for some Ebola? Got any of that in the diagnosis queue?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:34 PM (37IEG)
Up his Life Insurance and start serving Captain Crunch for breakfast, lunch AND dinner.
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:35 PM (Zjv2r)
Posted by: Ha at June 07, 2019 05:35 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (wYseH)
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thanks. i thought youd tell me to tape an oyster on it.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:35 PM (aXucN)
Bluebell, what ever you do don't go to webmd. That's exactly the diagnosis they give for everything.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (aS1PU)
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Not true. Sometimes we diagnose cancer or monkeypox.
Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (gC2IV)
Monkeys get the pox?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 05:35 PM (RD7QR)
And here he is with "Repeal the 2nd amendment."
This is ultimately the goal of all "compromisers."
Posted by: Andyzero at June 07, 2019 05:35 PM (a06dx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)
And rabies.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (lwiT4)
Ague.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 05:35 PM (t+qrx)
i called my husband and he will be home soon to take a look. hope he likes my outfit. whiteshirt with bright red polka dots all over it.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2
*****
Blood splatter???
You didn't mention blood splatter!
So, a mystery!
How many bodies?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:35 PM (TGayj)
thanks. i thought youd tell me to tape an oyster on it.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:35 PM (aXucN)
No, oysters are for...you know....that part of the rifle that goes up.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:35 PM (aXucN)
Nope...that is wasting God's bounty. How about a cauliflower poultice?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (HaL55)
It works great on burns, she should probably go stick the cut finger on a really hot stove before she uses the Petroleum Jelly on it.
you mean "slap a hot iron to it"?
Posted by: Anachronda at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (sGtp+)
WI vs 2012
2016 turnout: -3.1%
2016 Green: +405.4%
2016 Republican: -0.2%
2016 Democrat: -14.7%
--> If surplus Green voters had been Dem voters under normal circumstances, Trump would have lost. The straight Republican-Republican comparison shows Trump modestly overperforming as compared to Romney.
PA vs 2012
2016 turnout: +7.2%
2016 Green: +234.0%
2016 Republican: +10.8%
2016 Democrat: -2.1%
--> If surplus Green voters had been Dem voters under normal circumstances, Trump would have lost. The straight Republican-Republican comparison shows Trump wildly overperforming as compared to Romney.
MI vs 2012
2016 turnout: +1.4%
2016 Green: +235.0%
2016 Republican: +7.78%
2016 Democrat: -11.5%
--> If surplus Green voters had been Dem voters under normal circumstances, Trump would have lost. The straight Republican-Republican comparison shows Trump wildly overperforming as compared to Romney.
No one ever said these states would be a walkover in 2020, and they won't be. But it is also foolish to put Hillary's loss at the feet of the green party. Had Trump lost all three of these states, he would have lost the election - but he did not need to carry all three of them to win (any one would have put him over the top, all other things being equal). In a straight two-party vote, Trump would probably have won at least one of these contests - probably one his narrowest victories (Michigan) - anyway on a turnout advantage (most protest voters are probably not going to pull the lever for Clinton in the absence of other options).
But Jill Stein wasn't the problem in 2016. Hillary Clinton was the problem in 2016. The difference in Stein's totals was the Democrat protest vote because Clinton was an awful candidate and would have been a terrible president.
Trump probably needs one - not all - of these states to get to 270 in 2020. I suspect he's gonna get at least one of them. Time will tell. But don't blame the Green Party dunderhead for Hillary's loss. Put that blame where it belongs. Put that blame on Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
It's cute you think they'll fire her.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (cXV7n)
Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (gC2IV)
'Mommy, why am I bleeding?' - is the phrase you should use as soon as he starts drinking.
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:37 PM (Zjv2r)
I have shingles and mumps at the same time (no, I don't know how) and that is STILL less painful than what you described.
Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:37 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (aXucN) "
LOL, that's why I have so many black t-shirts, it doesn't show.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 07, 2019 05:37 PM (a5hgv)
you mean "slap a hot iron to it"?
Posted by: Anachronda at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (sGtp+)
Slap it on a hot iron then!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:37 PM (37IEG)
a look. hope he likes my outfit. whiteshirt with bright red polka dots
all over it.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (aXucN)
Eleven years ago I had a heart issue that caused me to pass out in the middle of the night, right after peeing.
I broke the orbit of my right eye in two places, my right cheekbone, and was cut all the way to the bone under my eye.
At the ER they sent a plastic surgeon to repair the awful cut, and sent me home with antibiotics and at my urging, some pain meds.
Husband brought me home, gave me a pain pill, and put me to bed. In my dried, bloody nightgown and bloody hair.
Later, when I saw myself, he was like, "What?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:37 PM (ptqGC)
WOW: University of Alabama is returning a $21.5 million gift from its largest donor AND taking his name off the law school after he called for Alabama, including the university, to be boycotted over the new abortion law.
Posted by: Ha at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM (MAstk)
Good idea. You don't want to sacrifice your Ketosis using Corn Starch or Flour.
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM (Zjv2r)
Thank you.
Umm, for what?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (HaL55)
Guessing for giving back that $21 million to the alum that tried to tell the U of A law school how to think.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM (GbPPJ)
Beer-battered fish and chips are best when using Alaskan Amber. Extra tarter sauce, please.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:29 PM
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Summer in Alaska lasts two weeks. Lived there for four years out on Adak island.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (gC2IV)
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ok that made me laugh. except i live close to the hot zone so not really funny.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Kodiak Bears at June 07, 2019 05:32 PM (sy5kK)
Silly rabbit. Bears prefer bearnaise sauce.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 05:39 PM (bb4ns)
Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:37 PM (mFoNl)
Shingles AND mumps? Together? Oh dear, you poor thing.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2019 05:39 PM (lwiT4)
ok that made me laugh. except i live close to the hot zone so not really funny.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM (aXucN)
Wait...WHAT?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:39 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 07, 2019 05:39 PM (hjaPQ)
If it is still bleeding?
My suggestion is either urgent care or ER. That is what i did.
They will know what to do. More importantly, they will tell you what to do to keep it healthy while it heals. Make sure your tetanus shot is up to date. See if you can score some wimpy oxy for the pain too. Because it does hurt the first few days.
Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 05:39 PM (EK+Pw)
I'm assuming here that a poultrice is a female chicken.
Maybe I'd better go look that up.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:39 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:37 PM (mFoNl)
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what??? no!!!!!
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:39 PM (aXucN)
Yup. Just like the guy who got his weenis bit by the rattlesnake.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Guy gets snake bit on his weenis. Buddy runs to town. Asks doc what he should do. Doc tells him to cut two x's over the bite holes and suck the poison out. Buddy goes back out to woods. Bit friend asks what the doctor said. Buddy says, "you're gonna die".
Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2019 05:40 PM (LDbTO)
Later, when I saw myself, he was like, "What?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:37 PM (ptqGC)
I hope to goodness he told you you were beautiful.
Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:40 PM (mFoNl)
until you have to take it off, but not to worry about that NOW.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 05:40 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at June 07, 2019 05:40 PM (h2uCY)
Good. I'm proud of all my cousins back home in Alabama.
That's how you do it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 05:41 PM (HaL55)
Oh shit oh dear. Just put a big honking gauze pad wrap on it swathed with tape and get it over with now. You're gonna bump it on every damn thing that comes in arms reach. Don't know WHY that happens, but that's what happens.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:25 PM (37IEG)
yeah, you gave the best advice, wrap it up and keep pressure on it. You didn't slice an artery, so it will dry up soon, but it's gonna hurt.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2019 05:41 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:41 PM (aXucN)
At least you're not near the Typhus/Bubonic plague vector, LA, eh? What's a little marburg virus between friends and housepets and monkeys?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:40 PM (mFoNl)
I was disturbed he hurried off to work and didn't think maybeeeee he should have helped me into a clean nightgown.
And I am horrified you have shingles, let alone mumps! How in the world????
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Kurt at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (+dcjm)
Posted by: DXO at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (nzKWW)
I broke the orbit of my right eye in two places, my right cheekbone, and was cut all the way to the bone under my eye.
!!!!!
That's it -- I am never peeing again.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (LWu6U)
That's good. The foul humours are almost exclusively in the finger blood.
Best to get it out now.
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (Zjv2r)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:41 PM (aXucN)
The blood is washing the rabies out.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (lwiT4)
Beer-battered fish and chips are best when using Alaskan Amber. Extra tarter sauce, please.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:29 PM
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Summer in Alaska lasts two weeks. Lived there for four years out on Adak island.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM (JUOKG)
Adak is not exactly representative. In fact Attu, Kiska, Adak and so on were put on Earth to test people and punish the Aleuts for eating weird stuff. I think I read that somewhere.
Anyway, you get about 10 weeks of summer in Anchorage. Garden spot, you know.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM (GbPPJ)
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excellent. as soon as i bleed out ill get right on iy.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (aXucN)
Shingles AND mumps? Together? Oh dear, you poor thing.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2019 05:39 PM (lwiT4)
I am drawing comparisons to Sloth from Goonies. My face is swollen six ways to Sunday.
Still would take that over bluebell's death finger.
Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (mFoNl)
Fuck him.
Posted by: Spankmeister at June 07, 2019 05:43 PM (dn8lZ)
still bleeding. ouch.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:41 PM (aXucN)
Get your husband to take you to the nearest urgent care.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:43 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:43 PM (m45I2)
The only answer is amputation. Do you have a sharp knife... Oh, I guess you do.
Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2019 05:43 PM (O2RFr)
Once you regain consciousness, enjoy the fondue. Finish beer.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:43 PM (TGayj)
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2019 05:43 PM (uEbPt)
Best to get it out now.
Posted by: garrett
that's some pretty funny shit right there.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 05:43 PM (d7Ww2)
no moki, youre way worse off than i. God bless you. get better.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (gC2IV)
https://tinyurl.com/yxe3pweh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2019 05:15 PM (ahS0B)
*****************
Love It!!!
Posted by: redridinghood at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (xPJvm)
yeah, you gave the best advice, wrap it up and
keep pressure on it. You didn't slice an artery, so it will dry up
soon, but it's gonna hurt.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2019 05:41 PM (Kpl3J)
Some friends brought me a very nice (mail) steel mesh glove for kitchen work - because they were unhappy about the quality of the finger tip in the bruschetta.
This is how I know about big honking gauze wraps on finger tips.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (37IEG)
Still would take that over bluebell's death finger.
Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (mFoNl)
But shingles is so darn painful! And to have it along with the mumps! Do you like gin?
Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ha at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (lPsvG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM
So Doogie was right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (DMUuz)
until you have to take it off,"
Just wait until it falls off. The tape, not your finger.
Posted by: freaked at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (UdKB7)
This is how I know about big honking gauze wraps on finger tips.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (37IEG)
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i have one. in a box in the pantry. dumb i know.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (aXucN)
They will know what to do. More importantly, they will tell you what to do to keep it healthy while it heals. Make sure your tetanus shot is up to date. See if you can score some wimpy oxy for the pain too. Because it does hurt the first few days.
- - -
Sane advice. However, Fairfax Inova ER on a Friday night is nightmare.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (W+vEI)
It protects and seals. It really is magical stuff compared to a real bandaid.
and it comes off easy.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (gC2IV)
Don't take ebola if you're allergic to ebola.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2019 05:46 PM (uEbPt)
Unless you have that kind of thing, go get them to fix you.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 05:46 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 07, 2019 05:46 PM (xPJvm)
Remove all other reading materials from his bathroom and leave just the instructions.
He'll be a certified instructor by tomorrow afternoon.
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:46 PM (Zjv2r)
Posted by: WebMD
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This is a national disgrace, and unpatriotic. We should adopt laws like the UK, where nothing sharper than a butter knife is legal.
Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 05:46 PM (6ro7i)
I broke the orbit of my right eye in two places, my right cheekbone, and was cut all the way to the bone under my eye.
!!!!!
That's it -- I am never peeing again.
A couple years back, I had bronchitis bad, woke up coughing, felt like I couldn't breathe, knew I had to get to the bathroom to get a drink of water, half way there just blacked out - wife said she though she felt the house shake when I hit the floor. Really jacked my back up for a while.
But I felt lucky, because at about the same time, a friend of mine with the same thing passed out in his bathroom, fell forward, and he hit the faucet with his face and actually punctured his Eyeball, so that all the goop ran out.
Now that is about the most horrific home injury I've heard of.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2019 05:46 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Krut at June 07, 2019 05:46 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:46 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (Zjv2r)
Absolutely. And close the windows! That bad air will kill you!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2019 05:47 PM (wYseH)
I tried to link to the most excellent response from the school that said, "donors don't control what we do" but Pixy's hamsters wouldn't let me, again.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 05:47 PM (HaL55)
Ace didn't want any Americans who had contracted Ebola to be allowed to return to the USA too dangerous
CDC says that it is not a likely airborne transmitsble disease and that all known cases have been as a result of contact with fluids
If it WERE likely transmitanle through sneezing or coughing it would be a much much larger problem
Posted by: Kurt
that's why the 2 Dallas nurses caught it too. they were smearing themselves with guys body fluids.
Posted by: x at June 07, 2019 05:47 PM (nFwvY)
until you have to take it off,"
Just wait until it falls off. The tape, not your finger.
Posted by: freaked
If done correctly, duct tape falls off.
If done incorrectly, both fall off.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2019 05:47 PM (LDbTO)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2019 05:47 PM (O2RFr)
The problem with that kind of cut is that they can not stitch, so unless you need tetanus shot there is nothing they can really do in the ER other than pain meds.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:47 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (aXucN)
it does hurt the first few days.
Lol. As if. Around here you'd better have a limb torn off to get anything that actually kills pain.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (bb4ns)
Posted by: Kurt
What do you think sneeze droplets are made of?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (LDbTO)
Stings like hell, but that distracts from the bothersome preoccupation with blood loss.
Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (6ro7i)
LOLOLOL.
When Jonah Goldberg and Steve Hayes (Titans of Principled Journalisming&trade
announced that they'd be starting their "New Venture" with a newsletter that you could sign up for by emailing them at "hayesgoldberg2019@gmail.com," I thought it was sad.
They didn't even have a custom URL.
You can get that for $15.00/yr with a couple emails, too.
IOW, it costs less than a pair of pants.
But they have their amazing "new venture" off the ground now.
I know, because I sent an email to hayesgoldberg2019 telling them "LOL, GF" and they added to me their list.
I received my first "Jonah" newsletter today (no "Steve" newsletter yet) and it's exactly what you'd expect... he talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded.
But the best part is, it still comes from that gmail address. They still haven't registered a domain for their new super-awesome venture.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (qUh6B)
Posted by: freaked at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (UdKB7)
You sound like that Vietnamese doctor.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (37IEG)
******
Oh my god...
Jump!
[Verse 1]
Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games
We got everything you want, honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your disease
[Chorus]
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
Ohhh ah, I wanna watch you bleed
[Verse 2]
Welcome to the jungle, we take it day by day
If you want it you're going to bleed, but it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl, very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights, but you won't get there for free
[Chorus]
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my, my serpentine
Ohhh ah, I wanna hear you scream
[Verse 3]
Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here everyday
You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see, you'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want, but you better not take it from me
[Chorus]
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
Uh oh, I wanna watch you bleed
[Bridge]
And when you're high, you never
Ever want to come down
So down, so down, so down, yeah!
[Guitar Solo]
[Bridge]
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby
You're gonna die
[Chorus]
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
[Outro]
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your, it's going to bring you down, huh
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (BqBId)
Stings like hell, but that distracts from the bothersome preoccupation with blood loss.
Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (6ro7i)
++++++++++++
I assume this is a lie.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (I2dne)
Don't forget the Egg McMuffin vote. That was a Republican NeverTrumper protest vote. How many of those WILL Vote President Trump next time? How many stayed home? Will they stay home again? Unless you are a Washington DC uniparty apparatchik, PDT has likely earned your vote in 2020.
And if President Trump hasn't earned your Republican Establishment vote, FOAD.
Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (TGayj)
The problem with that kind of cut is that they can not stitch, so unless you need tetanus shot there is nothing they can really do in the ER other than pain meds.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:47 PM (LWu6U)
it reminds me of the time I fell and got a hairline fracture in my pelvis, it's not like I could put it in a sling.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: rickb223
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Mine are rose petals.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (6ro7i)
lizzy theres a stand alone inova urgent care near me. if i have to go
thats where ill go. just waiting for my husband. i should probably get
it looked at. lasrt tetanus shot was more than 10 years.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (aXucN)
You definitely need a tetanus shot, and probably an antibiotic, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: golfman at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (OE84+)
Visitors gather and prepare in The Fail Room.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (lPsvG)
Kid started the months on Monday, I got them yesterday. The wimmens in our house are a mess. The men are staying away from us.
Except the puppy. Who keeps trying to sit on my laptop. He;s 50 pounds now. At four months.
Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (mFoNl)
Ace didn't want any Americans who had contracted Ebola to be allowed to return to the USA too dangerous
CDC says that it is not a likely airborne transmitsble disease and that all known cases have been as a result of contact with fluids
If it WERE likely transmitanle through sneezing or coughing it would be a much much larger problem
Posted by: Kurt
You have to add that the experts, at the time, had no idea how it was being transmitted and in the clinics in Africa people had to wear full bio suits and respirators.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (r/xAU)
it does hurt the first few days.
Lol. As if. Around here you'd better have a limb torn off to get anything that actually kills pain.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Single malt Macallan. 18 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (LDbTO)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (qUh6B)
++++++++++++
They don't appear to succeeding at the "milk donors for filthy lucre" game very well. That or they've just ignored all pretense and are just pocketing *all* the money without that pesky overhead.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM
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excellent. as soon as i bleed out ill get right on iy.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM
Exsanguinator clients are fairly rare. We offer bonus frequent embalming points for their thoughtfulness.
Posted by: National Undertakers - "You stab 'em, we slab 'em!" at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (DMUuz)
that reads his blood sugar. Of course, he didn't bother to read all the
instructions.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (ptqGC)
Did he take it apart, and upon putting it together now has pieces left over?
Posted by: typical guys everywhere at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (K1IUD)
Just grab a bottle out of the cases you bought and start drinking.
I suggest an Old Fashion to start, because it is stirred and can be made with one hand.
Then when your husband gets home he can shake you a couple of martinis.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: x at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Yeah, actually the liquid bandage stuff is really soothing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (6ro7i)
Getting dizzy?
How many fingers am I holding up?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (TGayj)
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alittle woozy because i hate this stuf. and, 11.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (r/xAU)
And if President Trump hasn't earned your Republican Establishment vote, FOAD.
Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (EK+Pw)
+++++++++++
Also Gary Johnson, who was a split Dem+Rep protest vote (probably slight favor to Dem in some states).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (I2dne)
******
Liquid Skin/Newskin at Store/Pharmacy will burn like a MFer but it seals it
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (6ro7i)
++++++++
I have heard that. I was making fun of him leaving the "Dan Rather" sock on
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (I2dne)
"Well", replies the doctor, " I think he would have made it if you hadn't gutted him first."
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: monkey at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (h2uCY)
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 05:46 PM (6ro7i) "
Actually they seem to be confiscating those in street sweeps lately.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (a5hgv)
Anyway, you get about 10 weeks of summer in Anchorage. Garden spot, you know.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (RD7QR)
Spent a week a few years back, starting from Anchorage, then the entire Kenai Peninsula to Homer. Drove the Sterling Highway at 3am, with sunlight.
#!$!*^^&%!(!!$$! AWESOME!
Only had to dodge one moose crossing the road.
It was in mid-June, however. All the snow was gone.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: x
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Handy for making up a hernia truss, though it's best to shave that area first.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:52 PM (6ro7i)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (LWu6U)
And some of them still got Ebola and died.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2019 05:52 PM (wYseH)
Sane advice. However, Fairfax Inova ER on a Friday night is nightmare.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (W+vEI)
been there, done that, got the bill.
Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:52 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (r/xAU)
I have to say, you're not really selling this here, willow.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 05:52 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:53 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (BqBId)
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i know but this is too big. and still bleeding.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:53 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: rickb223 at June
****
18year?
It's only a finger. But ok. It is Bluebell.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:53 PM (TGayj)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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I know. I am 'him'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:53 PM (6ro7i)
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:54 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:54 PM (mFoNl)
It's so racist to not want people with highly infectious disease to come into our country, particularly via mass transit (airplanes) where they could potentially infect 10's, 100's, even thousands of people, huh? And IIRC, America was the only country that was even talking about restricting visitors from the Ebola outbreak countries. /s
Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2019 05:55 PM (W+vEI)
i know but this is too big. and still bleeding.
Posted by: bluebell
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Pressure...continuous. Well, until the fingertip turns black.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:55 PM (6ro7i)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:53 PM (6ro7i)
+++++++++
And that's what I get for not checking hashes.
/me slinks away in shame
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 05:55 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (aXucN)
Ahh.
You're already on the mend.
See rickb's prescription.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:56 PM (TGayj)
Posted by: Moki
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And try not to get blood all over the car.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:56 PM (6ro7i)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:55 PM (6ro7i)
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believe me i am.
moki, just waiting on mu husband.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:56 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:56 PM (aXucN)
Should I call Weasel?
Not that he could get there any faster, but just to say hi I guess.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 05:57 PM (t+qrx)
nail gone, tetanus shot still a must.
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:57 PM (r/xAU)
I superglued my kid's head together after he got hit by a golf club.
his scalp bled like a stuck pig, but eventually it stopped and I glued the gash together.
worked like a charm
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 05:57 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:56 PM (6ro7i)
----
his car is black. its cool.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:58 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:58 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Bob Dylan at June 07, 2019 05:58 PM (6ro7i)
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:53 PM (aXucN)
Unless your computer is on the top of the refrigerator, you're not doing it right.
Posted by: golfman at June 07, 2019 05:59 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 07, 2019 05:59 PM (a5hgv)
Posted by: Rex B at June 07, 2019 05:59 PM (CmmZo)
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:59 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:58 PM (r/xAU)
I'm still using mine.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 05:59 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:59 PM (r/xAU)
So sorry to hear you're battling mumps and shingles, Miki!
We had a nightmarish Fairfax-inova ER experience with our son where it finally took my mom going all Shirley McClain/Terms of Endearment on the intake nurse, after a ridiculously long wait, to get him taken over the 50 or so, uh, new Americans there using the ER as their primary care facility.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2019 06:00 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Paladin at June 07, 2019 06:00 PM (JDw72)
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 06:01 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:59 PM (r/xAU)
What, are you redistributing fingers for finger justice or something?
*waggles finger privilege*
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 06:02 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 07, 2019 06:04 PM (DMUuz)
bluebell are you still there
we'll stay with you on the thread until Mr. bluebell arrives
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 06:04 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 07, 2019 06:04 PM (DMUuz)
Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know because, what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got motherfucker! This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick something up!
Posted by: Mitch Hedberg at June 07, 2019 06:05 PM (t+qrx)
Did anyone recommend slapping a hot iron to it?
That should do wonders for Dan Rather's disposition....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 07, 2019 06:07 PM (WO0O0)
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 06:07 PM (r/xAU)
willow,
I superglued my kid's head together after he got hit by a golf club.
his scalp bled like a stuck pig, but eventually it stopped and I glued the gash together.
worked like a charm
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 05:57 PM (d7Ww2)
Errrr, which nursing school did you graduate from again???
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 07, 2019 06:08 PM (WO0O0)
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 06:07 PM (r/xAU)
Hopefully it means Mr. bluebell has arrived and she's on the way to the doctor.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 06:09 PM (t+qrx)
Poultrice was the name of a defunct fast-food chain specializing in licorice-flavored chicken.
Never really caught on.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 06:09 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Mitch Hedberg at June 07, 2019 06:05 PM (t+qrx)
****
Excellent!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 06:09 PM (TGayj)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 07, 2019 06:08 PM (WO0O0)
****
Remember matchbooks?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 06:10 PM (TGayj)
A: The Obama/Clinton Spy-Gate Coup attempt.
As it turns out, it doesn't make Americans want to give up their 2nd Amendment rights when your pals are all trying to overthrow our system of free elections.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 07, 2019 06:10 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 06:10 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2
*****
I hope so too.
All kidding aside, I hope she's ok.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 06:11 PM (TGayj)
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 06:13 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: The Bulwalk at June 07, 2019 06:13 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 06:13 PM (aXucN)
We're not restless ghosts, bluebell.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 06:14 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 06:14 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 06:15 PM (r/xAU)
I hope there are pictures. Maybe for the gun thread? Call it the knife thread.
The day Bluebell gave us the finger!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 06:16 PM (TGayj)
"Well", replies the doctor, " I think he would have made it if you hadn't gutted him first."
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 06:16 PM (yQpMk)
septic pencil , gauze ,duct tape, won't let me touch her feet evermore
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 06:17 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 06:17 PM (r/xAU)
I can work with this.
Posted by: Edgar Allan Poe at June 07, 2019 06:18 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 06:20 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 06:20 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 06:21 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 07, 2019 06:22 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 06:20 PM
How about the autobiographical "To A New Nic And Back Again"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2019 06:24 PM (DMUuz)
Don't forget: all the ice cream you want.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 06:26 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Paladin at June 07, 2019 06:29 PM (JDw72)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 06:30 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Pupster at June 07, 2019 06:38 PM (rqMux)
- - - - - -
And that's when anybody with sense could KNOW FOR SURE that Obama was willing to sacrifice any-and-all of us citizens to his Marxist religion. He was never "our" President.
Continuing that thought, anybody with sense who is even half-aware of The Globalist Left's use of our MFMSM in spinning The Marxist Narrative KNOWS that Dan Rather is no reporter. At best he's a useful idiot. And if the Evil Side wins, he'll be among the first to stand bewildered in front of a freshly-dug pit, wondering why his Masters have their rifles aimed at him.
Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at June 07, 2019 06:45 PM (3w+3U)
I had an interaction with Rather at a checkpoint at the UN during the general assembly back before 9-11. Rather's limo was searched by military explosives dogs and hit on one of his bags in the trunk. The Navy Chief in charge of the EOD contingent was troubled so he called me over. Protocol was if the dogs hit on something, the vehicle did not come through. But it was Dan Rather, who could potentially make trouble for him.
I was detailed to Secret Service, and had control of that checkpoint. So I got to tell Dan he couldn't come through. He said he carried a pistol in his bag when he was outside of NY, and that probably was what the dog hit on.
To his credit, he did not make a stink about it, and walked down to the UN Plaza Hotel to gather up whoever he was meeting.
Posted by: elliot at June 07, 2019 06:53 PM (1PAtI)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at June 07, 2019 07:04 PM (xZjSg)
Posted by: tx32 represent-less at June 07, 2019 07:49 PM (1XtI9)
Posted by: Seth at June 07, 2019 08:21 PM (wTxRg)
Posted by: Memories at June 07, 2019 08:47 PM (mwcEF)
Posted by: rcocean at June 07, 2019 09:52 PM (mX6ZJ)
Posted by: rcocean at June 07, 2019 09:53 PM (mX6ZJ)
While "Big Dan" accords us laughs, can he just do us all a favor and die? He must be what, 90? and he was only important because we had no cable TV or internet before 1995.
Posted by: rcocean at June 07, 2019 09:57 PM (mX6ZJ)
Please find another country to inhabit with your unhinged mind. If any will have you.
American Population
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at June 08, 2019 10:37 AM (xZjSg)
Posted by: obsidian at June 08, 2019 10:57 AM (7+yqP)
Then they said you couldn't catch anthrax (presumably weaponized anthrax) except through inhaling millions and millions of the spores. Believe it or not, five or ten years later, it casually said that well, yes, technically you can catch it from a single organism.
Taking this with the Ebola can't be transmitted without contact to fluids, was just another -- what can you call the repeated acts of a government bureaucracy that repeatedly lies about the safety of something deadly to put forth an unjustified casualness about a potential epidemic?
Such chronic incompetence must be reconsidered as malice.
Now they apparently say guns are a mental health threat or somesuch. And the government apparently is mandating questions regarding gun ownership and mental health screening in routine doctors' visits, which of course are electronically swept up by third-party payers including government oversight and statistical agencies (not to mention making the information available to hackers).
For years I've been believing the exact opposite of whatever the CDC said, just from past experience. I'd say, close it down or massively reorganize it.
Posted by: Flicker at June 09, 2019 08:56 PM (Sj/4B)
Sorry.
Posted by: Flicker at June 09, 2019 09:00 PM (Sj/4B)
Honor?
Dan you do not even know what those words mean.
The Second Amendment is also meant for traitors like you (pretending forged documents are real to throw an election).
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