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Saturday Afternoon Chess Thread 05-25-2019
Anybody Up For An Online Tournament? Remember a couple of years ago when I set up that AoSHQ group on Chess.com and then did nothing with it, so it kind of died? Well, that was my bad, but I've just heard from a moron who wants to get a tournament going:
I'm a paid member [of Chess.com] and I was poking around the settings. [Setting up a tournament] doesn't seem too complicated and I'd be happy to [do it]. Maybe toss out a mention on the next chess thread to gauge interest? See what format of tourney, and what sort of time controls they'd go for. For an initial tourney, Swiss would probably work best, 8 games, give or take (depending on participation) with maybe a 10-15 minutes time control, Standard, and maybe an increment of +5, just to see how it goes. Just browsing the member list, there's enough people that have been online in the past 24 hours to suggest we've got a pretty active group. I'm betting we could get a regularly monthly thing going. Let me know what you think.So I'm just throwing this out there like chum from a bucket. Anyone want in on this? Let me know in the comments.
As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment. And the occasional fishing thread will be up later up this evening.
Easier Problem - White To Play (985) Goal: There's a forced mate in 3
Hint: White's rook needs to get to the h file
8/R6p/5K1k/1b6/6P1/8/8/8 w - - 0 1
More Challenging Problem - White To Play (988 ) Goal: White can both queen his pawn and prevent Black from queening his.
Hint: Don't immediately start the pawn race
8/8/5p2/8/8/2K5/P5k1/8 w - - 0 1
Dress Pr0n For the 'Ettes:
Last night saw the grand finale of the rugby season, the U15s presentation evening. It also marked the end of this year’s Unsuitable Sideline Attire. I would have won the award for Inappropriate Dresses & I’d have collected it in this #1950s Charles James peach silk @metmuseum pic.twitter.com/rC5pr2PUvP
— Dr Kate Strasdin (@kateStrasdin) May 19, 2019
(click for bigger)
Greetings From Czechia
8/R6p/5K1k/1b6/6P1/8/8/8 w - - 0 1
2. Rh5+ Naturally, I didn't find this line. What I found was 2.g5+ Kh5 3.g6+ Kh6 4.Rh5+ Kxh5 5.gxh7 which still wins, but takes way longer. 2...Bxh5
3.g5# Simple and neat.
More Challenging Problem - White To Play
8/8/5p2/8/8/2K5/P5k1/8 w - - 0 1
2.Ke4 Kg4 And now is the time to run the pawn. 3.a4 f5+
4.Kd3 f4
5.a5 f3
6.a6 Kg3 If 6...f2 then 7.Ke2 Kg3 8.Kf1 7.a7 f2
8.Ke2 Kg2
9.a8=Q+ followed by Qf8, winning.
Hope to see you all next week!
___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Whazziz at May 25, 2019 06:36 PM (kR3UB)
Posted by: Whazziz at May 25, 2019 06:37 PM (kR3UB)
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Posted by: Whazziz at May 25, 2019 06:38 PM (kR3UB)
Posted by: lin-duh in keto at May 25, 2019 06:40 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Whazziz at May 25, 2019 06:40 PM (kR3UB)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2019 06:40 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 06:40 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Whazziz at May 25, 2019 06:41 PM (kR3UB)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2019 06:41 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Whazziz at May 25, 2019 06:42 PM (kR3UB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2019 06:42 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: zombie at May 25, 2019 06:42 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Whazziz at May 25, 2019 06:42 PM (kR3UB)
Posted by: Darles Chickens at May 25, 2019 06:42 PM (F7Xdn)
I promise not to turn any of the chess sets over if I lose ... though I can't rule out throwing some pieces around.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 25, 2019 06:42 PM (ennNc)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 06:44 PM (JaCRW)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at May 25, 2019 06:44 PM (PXKj8)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 06:44 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at May 25, 2019 06:45 PM (4LbHt)
And I love all those gowns in the next picture. If only I had one, and somewhere to wear it.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 06:45 PM (aXucN)
Without analyzing fully, looks like 1 Kd4 forced black to move his king up to save his own pane, but then white pushes the A-pawn til it queens and the black pawn in on c2, then Qh1! Covers the queening square and keeps' black king away.
Without doing the K move first on move 1, black gets the ol' "Bishop pawn on seventh rank vs. a Q is a draw because of stalemate in the corner" trick.
Posted by: zombie at May 25, 2019 06:45 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: fluffy at May 25, 2019 06:46 PM (dCRRg)
Oh wait, I'm still half a tempo behind! Well, it's got to be some series of tricky king moves to get tthe half tempo back. Heh.
Posted by: zombie at May 25, 2019 06:47 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2019 06:48 PM (ahS0B)
I bet she is at least 19.
Posted by: fluffy at May 25, 2019 06:48 PM (dCRRg)
Posted by: fluffy at May 25, 2019 06:46 PM (dCRRg)
I suspect this is what most morons are going to want, rather than a tournament in "real" time. But who knows, maybe I'm wrong.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 06:49 PM (+aReV)
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 06:51 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 25, 2019 06:51 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: zombie at May 25, 2019 06:47 PM (5tb4C)
Well, you've got the right idea, i.e. you just can't just start a pawn race, because that is how you will guarantee a draw. You need to use your king to pick up a tempo (or tempi).
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 06:51 PM (+aReV)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 25, 2019 06:52 PM (PyTup)
Uh OregonMuse... Melania's not wearing a dress. :-)
(She still looks great though)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2019 06:53 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Darles Chickens at May 25, 2019 06:54 PM (F7Xdn)
Posted by: fluffy at May 25, 2019 06:46 PM (dCRRg)
I suspect this is what most morons are going to want, rather than a tournament in "real" time. But who knows, maybe I'm wrong.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 06:49 PM (+aReV)
It's what I think I want, but it isn't really. I played a game by radio against a guy in Georgia on a weekly net - basically postal chess by ham radio. It lasted about four moves before we both got bored. The only way I could play a whole game is against someone face to face, with conversation on the side. My attention span isn't long enough otherwise.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 06:56 PM (t+qrx)
24 hours mean you have to make a move every day, no break. I can't handle the pace :--)
Posted by: fluffy at May 25, 2019 06:56 PM (dCRRg)
Posted by: John Fogerty at May 25, 2019 06:56 PM (kR3UB)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 25, 2019 06:56 PM (JgA4k)
1. Kd4
The idea is to force the Black king to come out to protect the pawn and relinquish control of the f1 square. Once the white King squats on f1, the pawn is blocked, and the Black king is too far away to stop the white pawn. Or if the Black king doesn't come out, pick off the pawn
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at May 25, 2019 06:57 PM (4LbHt)
_Google, really, is suspending business in compliance with Trump.
_Infineon Technologies, Germany. _STMicroelectronics, Switzerland. Also.
How's that stiff neck working out for you Mr. Xi ?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 06:57 PM (JaCRW)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 06:57 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Gem at May 25, 2019 06:58 PM (XoAz8)
I have a tie that color. Always generates compliments.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2019 06:58 PM (0tfLf)
If there's one company that I thought would give the Trump admin the finger about China, it's them.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2019 06:58 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 25, 2019 06:59 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Jean at May 25, 2019 07:00 PM (lBq2W)
Posted by: JT at May 25, 2019 07:00 PM (jEQZz)
This week's grandmaster, Elisabeth Paehtz, looks like the type who I'm sure is a nice young woman, but would probably have trouble holding back a few words to say about her opponent's especially boneheaded moves... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2019 07:01 PM (miE9U)
I'd be but a pawn in a tournament
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 06:44 PM (BbGew)
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I'd be the pigeon.
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 25, 2019 07:01 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 07:01 PM (JaCRW)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 06:57 PM (UUBmN)
*****
I agree.
I still have my dress uniform and a tux. Haven't worn either in years.
On the upside, they still fit.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 25, 2019 07:01 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2019 07:02 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 25, 2019 07:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 25, 2019 07:03 PM (JgA4k)
Braenyard: GOOGLE is complying with the Huawei ban?!! Good news, but man.
If there's one company that I thought would give the Trump admin the finger about China, it's them.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2019 06:58 PM (miE9U)
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Same here, qdpsteve -- Google must have lots of government contracts they don't want to risk.
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 25, 2019 07:03 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 07:04 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2019 07:04 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 07:04 PM (JaCRW)
Posted by: pawn at May 25, 2019 07:06 PM (ti2yD)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 07:06 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 07:07 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 25, 2019 07:08 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Snidely Whiplash at May 25, 2019 07:09 PM (dVp8a)
Elisabeth is from Germany. She was taught by her father, a Chess grandmaster and won her first tournament at age 11.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2019 07:09 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 25, 2019 07:10 PM (Pg+x7)
I like the chess master's eyes.....green or blue?
She has that please show me look.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 25, 2019 07:11 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Wazziz at May 25, 2019 07:11 PM (kR3UB)
I have a tie that color. Always generates compliments.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Fuchsia, it's my go-to color. Puce, for more formal moments.
Man, you should see my collection of bow ties. I had to put them away until after the primaries.
Posted by: Pete Buttrig at May 25, 2019 07:12 PM (xSo9G)
The Met things are supposed to be "costumey/"campy since it benefits the costume collection, but good grief so many are ugly. I think last years was a knock on religion-mostly the RC faith.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2019 07:13 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 25, 2019 07:16 PM (Pg+x7)
I have a tie that color. Always generates compliments.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Fuchsia, it's my go-to color. Puce, for more formal moments.
Man, you should see my collection of bow ties. I had to put them away until after the primaries.
Posted by: Pete Buttrig at May 25, 2019 07:12 PM
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Chartreuse is my primary color. You can claim it is yellowish or greenish and get away with it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 25, 2019 07:17 PM (JUOKG)
those women vie to top each other, their outfits becoming more bizarre by the year and they end up like halloween costumes - costume institute, indeed.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 25, 2019 07:21 PM (Pg+x7)
The new style dictated long skirts and the girls had nothing to let down from their short mid-40's skirts. Oh cruel fashion gods!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2019 07:22 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Snidely Whiplash at May 25, 2019 07:09 PM (dVp8a)
I only choose the ones that I think will make the morons' eyes bug out into heart shapes while jets of steam come out of their ears, like a character in an old Tex Avery cartoon.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 07:23 PM (+aReV)
Posted by: davo at May 25, 2019 07:27 PM (sMLEE)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 25, 2019 07:27 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 25, 2019 07:17 PM (JUOKG)
It's also an excellent color for walleye lures.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 07:27 PM (t+qrx)
https://tinyurl.com/y2sjrqmd
Oh and the blonde with the sunglasses in the second picture, rowr.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2019 07:29 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 25, 2019 07:29 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 07:23 PM (+aReV)
And I for one would like to thank you for that....
Keep 'em coming.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 25, 2019 07:29 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (aka: Obamaboro), VT at May 25, 2019 07:29 PM (qM84C)
Really? I wonder why. Is it just so gaudy that it makes the fish mad?
Posted by: freaked at May 25, 2019 07:30 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: freaked at May 25, 2019 07:32 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: freaked at May 25, 2019 07:30 PM (UdKB7)
Not sure, but the saying is, "it ain't no use if it ain't chartreuse ". It catches those buggers when nothing else will.
Posted by: clutch at May 25, 2019 07:32 PM (kiSdp)
It's kind of maudlin, like a Lifetime movie, but the ginger tomcat is a natural.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2019 07:32 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 07:33 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 25, 2019 07:33 PM (jwrVH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2019 07:32 PM (kQs4Y)
Who's playing the role of the cat?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 07:34 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: freaked at May 25, 2019 07:32 PM (UdKB7)
I believe some of them use their, uh, "assets" in precisely the way you suggest. After all, tournament-level chess is extremely competitive.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 07:35 PM (+aReV)
Samantha Powers husband is Cass Sunstein.
Attention!
Termites in the White House.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 07:35 PM (JaCRW)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 07:33 PM (2sCft)
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I'm pretty sure top-flight chess dudes are sexless, autistic robo-men.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2019 07:35 PM (gKN/H)
David Cameron must have had a life changing event that left him mute.
Throw another burger on that grill with your BFF Barky, Dave.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 07:36 PM (eT+zM)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at May 25, 2019 07:37 PM (bmdz3)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 25, 2019 07:38 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 07:33 PM (2sCft)
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I'm pretty sure top-flight chess dudes are sexless, autistic robo-men.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2019 07:35 PM (gKN/H)
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And here I am picturing the world class chess dudes partying like their on the road with Led Zeppelin in 1973....Groupies, sharks, the whole nine yards.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 07:38 PM (2sCft)
The young lady in the group picture with her back to you-- (in the foreground)-- the line of her neck and shoulder is heartbreakingly beautiful.
And we had the first sweet corn of the year tonight. Just as good as I remember it being.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 25, 2019 07:38 PM (KATBx)
I only knew of him through the Gell-Mann Amnesia Effect which we talk about here sometimes, but it turns out he had a physics shed in his back yard where he invented particles and gave them cute names like "quarks".
http://bit.ly/2JEDhJi
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 25, 2019 07:38 PM (fuK7c)
Google maybe has direct ties to our CIA/NSA. Would make sense ... we can do to them, what we are trying to stop Huawei from doing to us.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 25, 2019 07:39 PM (Cus5s)
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Christopher Walken! He really is great in everything.
Actually Bob plays himself.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2019 07:39 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 07:40 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 25, 2019 07:29 PM (JgA4k)
May the Holy Spirit guide you.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 25, 2019 07:40 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2019 07:39 PM
He looks an awful lot like my Max. Miss that cat
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 25, 2019 07:41 PM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 25, 2019 07:29 PM (JgA4k)
May the Holy Spirit guide you.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 25, 2019 07:40 PM (IDhUW)
Thanks
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 25, 2019 07:41 PM (JgA4k)
https://tinyurl.com/y6ea65jd
Way to go, Pete,. Widen your voting base, why don't' cha?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2019 07:41 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2019 07:42 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Rosasharn at May 25, 2019 07:42 PM (PzBTm)
That's wonderful that you're speaking. God bless you and the message!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2019 07:42 PM (ahS0B)
Worldchesshof.org
Posted by: Olddog in mo at May 25, 2019 07:42 PM (UI4y0)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 07:33 PM (2sCft)
LOL, I hadn't noticed until you said something. All is fair in love and war?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 25, 2019 07:42 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 07:38 PM (2sCft)
I have heard that this is kind of how it was during the "Fischer years", i.e. the 1970s. Lots of groupies going after the top grandmasters.
But your average, everyday chess club is basically nerd central, nothing like that at all.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 07:43 PM (+aReV)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
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I've gotten so that I avoid it until just short of having to bring in a bush hog.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2019 07:44 PM (xSo9G)
https://mjmha.com/2019-all-morgan-horse-show/
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 07:44 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 07:44 PM (eT+zM)
On the other hand I have a couple of black on black jacquard ties that I adore. I call them my undertaker ties.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2019 07:44 PM (hSQmw)
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Arrrrrgh!
Very sorry to hear that. One of the giants.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2019 07:42 PM (xSo9G)
Is that the guy who had amnesia?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 07:45 PM (+aReV)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 25, 2019 07:42 PM (IDhUW)
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So do chess chicks play other chess chicks or is it a co-ed competition? I honestly don't know. I would guess the women play the men? I mean in the non-muslim nations...
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 07:45 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: irongrampa at May 25, 2019 07:38 PM (KATBx)
Wow! If you don't mind, where generally speaking, are you, that you can harvest corn before the end of May?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 25, 2019 07:45 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 07:46 PM (BbGew)
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Arrrrrgh!
Very sorry to hear that. One of the giants.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2019 07:42 PM (xSo9G)
Is that the guy who had amnesia?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 07:45 PM (+aReV)
Funny thing...I can't remember.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 25, 2019 07:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 25, 2019 07:46 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 25, 2019 07:46 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2019 07:47 PM (Y4EXg)
Worldchesshof.org
Posted by: Olddog in mo at May 25, 2019 07:42 PM (UI4y0)
Sounds lovely.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 25, 2019 07:47 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 07:45 PM (2sCft)
I don't know either, but I think you are right.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 25, 2019 07:49 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 25, 2019 07:46 PM (Cus5s)
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Yes, glanced at other pics and she does look like she's be fun, in a nice wholesome kind of way!!
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 07:49 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Insane Thoughts at May 25, 2019 07:49 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 07:45 PM (2sCft)
They do have "chicks only" tournament, but mostly they compete against whoever else is in the tournament.
And the only competitors the Muslim countries have a bug up their ass about are Israelis.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 07:50 PM (+aReV)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 07:45 PM (2sCft)
In real competition or in my imagination?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 07:51 PM (t+qrx)
Much the same as Hadrian showing Borzoi's in a breed specialty.
Put a kid on a horse and build a lifetime!
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 07:51 PM (eT+zM)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 07:46 PM (BbGew)
and a better lead actor.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 25, 2019 07:51 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
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I've gotten so that I avoid it until just short of having to bring in a bush hog.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2019 07:44 PM (xSo9G)
LOL, sadly, I don't have a bush hog, and generally mowing needs to occur between rain showers. Or when it is dry enough, or when.... It's so easy to put off
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 25, 2019 07:52 PM (IDhUW)
And the only competitors the Muslim countries have a bug up their ass about are Israelis.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 07:50 PM (+aReV)
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Watching me play chess with my daughter proves that testosterone gives me absolutely no advantage.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 07:52 PM (2sCft)
Near a Safeway.
Posted by: t-bird at May 25, 2019 07:52 PM (NAs56)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 07:53 PM (eT+zM)
Look out Chris Hayes!
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2019 07:53 PM (1UZdv)
Posted by: Olddog in mo at May 25, 2019 07:53 PM (UI4y0)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 07:51 PM (eT+zM)
Ahhh that makes sense, then. I'd assumed that shows were all the same type of competition, with whatever breed the competitors choose. Sounds like that isn't the case at all.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 07:53 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 07:54 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Insane Thoughts at May 25, 2019 07:49 PM (UdKB7)
Because they know it is a tool in their arsenal, much like the sad puppy dog eyes.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 25, 2019 07:54 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Damn you! I was slow on the draw.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2019 07:47 PM (Y4EXg)
Bwaaaahahahahaaaaa!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 25, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
Look out Chris Hayes!
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2019 07:53 PM (1UZdv)
OK, say Pete gets a show. Who would be the most manly?
a) Chris Hayes
b) Pete Buttplug
c) Rachel Maddow
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 07:55 PM (+aReV)
a) Chris Hayes
b) Pete Buttplug
c) Rachel Maddow
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 07:55 PM (+aReV)
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Is this a trick question? Obviously "C"!!
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 07:56 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Jonah Kyle at May 25, 2019 07:58 PM (SH7Tr)
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Maddow. They will give Buttzkrieg Hayes' timeslot, and after work, he will stop and seductively eat a hotdog at Chris' new sidewalk vendor kiosk.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2019 07:58 PM (gKN/H)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2019 07:29 PM (/tuJf)
That's from the TV series 'Mad Men.' I have a couple more pics from that show in the pipeline.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 07:58 PM (+aReV)
In the Adirondacks near Lake George, Kestrel.
This was locally grown by a small farm inside a green house. An experiment to see if it's feasible. Apparently it is.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 25, 2019 07:59 PM (KATBx)
Near a Safeway.
Posted by: t-bird at May 25, 2019 07:52 PM (NAs56)
LOL, now I'm thinking I should start planning for a Memorial Day meal. Mom and sister coming to visit. Nice to have the company but a little anxiety inducing for some reason.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 25, 2019 07:59 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 07:54
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Lol. You can still make it. I'll be here at least until Wednesday.
Posted by: Olddog in mo at May 25, 2019 07:59 PM (UI4y0)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor
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Hey O.M. Thanks for the thread. And is "in the pipeline" some kind of a dog whistle to the Morons?
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 08:00 PM (2sCft)
The big money comes in the futurity category ,open to all breeds.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:00 PM (eT+zM)
It was an instructive show for me because I was so in love with Betty. She's so hawt. And horrible. It took me years to come to terms with the fact that she could be so awful because she was so hot.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 25, 2019 08:00 PM (fuK7c)
POWs too.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 08:01 PM (JaCRW)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 08:01 PM (JaCRW)
Posted by: Insane Thoughts
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Wrong thread?
At any rate, I do not know, but I've noticed that Kathy what's her name (Liberal Sherpa) on TuCar, does it all of the time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2019 08:01 PM (CDGwz)
POWs too.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 08:01 PM
++++
Is that true? I will have to ask Duck Duck Go about that.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 08:02 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: t-bird at May 25, 2019 08:02 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 25, 2019 08:02 PM (IDhUW)
I'm still working on that issue and it started a long time before that tv show.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2019 08:03 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:04 PM (eT+zM)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 25, 2019 08:00 PM (fuK7c)
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I never understood the Betty hate.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2019 08:04 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:04 PM (eT+zM)
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Well, I'll be. I never heard of Operation Cowboy. Sounds like Patton didn't want the Rooskies to either shoot them out of vengence or eat them out of hunger. I will have to devote more time to this and find a good book on subject.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 08:06 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 08:00 PM (2sCft)
You're welcome. And by 'in the pipeline', I just meant that I have other pics and photos lined up ready to use in future threads.
I mean, if you consider all my regular threads, I have to collect library/book themed pics, food pics, political meme pics, dress pr0n, and 'who dis' pics. Oh, and ugly pants pics. And I have to keep track of which ones I use. It's actually quite time-consuming, but since I'm retired, I can afford it.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 08:06 PM (+aReV)
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Ha!
And because I want to watch it again, you must watch it too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngC_4j1gjMY
Monty Python's Hairdressers' Expedition up Mount Everest.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2019 08:07 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2019 08:07 PM (1UZdv)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 08:08 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor
+++
Do you accept suggestions for pics of ugly pants or pretty grandmasters? Or does that make it more overwhelming?
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 08:08 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: t-bird at May 25, 2019 08:02 PM (Y9zp1)
Right. He'll move it to e8. Now what will White do?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 08:08 PM (+aReV)
Posted by: t-bird at May 25, 2019 08:10 PM (NpvYf)
POWs too.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 08:01 PM
++++
Is that true? I will have to ask Duck Duck Go about that.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 08:02 PM (2sCft)
Yes, saved them from the Russkies.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 08:10 PM (0dTk6)
Is Ra5 not a mate in 2? He's got to move his bishop.
Posted by: t-bird at May 25, 2019 08:02 PM (Y9zp1)
===================================See #14 #21 Zombie beat me to posting the solution. Black can delay mate by a move
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at May 25, 2019 08:11 PM (4LbHt)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 08:06 PM (+aReV)
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So, Ace is paying you in cash with no dental?
Posted by: Olddog in mo at May 25, 2019 08:11 PM (UI4y0)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:13 PM (eT+zM)
So, Ace is paying you in cash with no dental?
Posted by: Olddog in mo at May 25, 2019 08:11 PM (UI4y0)
Nevergiveup takes care of all dental care
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 08:14 PM (0dTk6)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:13 PM (eT+zM)
I mean from one side of the steak to the other. I don't mind having it cooked through on the thin side and rare on the thick side, but I can't shave it off one end to shim the other.
Maybe this cow was a factory reject.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 08:15 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 08:14 PM (0dTk6)
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Heh.
Posted by: Olddog in mo at May 25, 2019 08:17 PM (UI4y0)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:18 PM (eT+zM)
Posted by: t-bird at May 25, 2019 08:19 PM (QrTqV)
Posted by: Ronster at May 25, 2019 08:19 PM (88Bez)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 25, 2019 08:08 PM (2sCft)
I'm always open for suggestions. Just e-mail them to me. There's no guarantee I'll use them, though.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 08:20 PM (+aReV)
Posted by: Ronster at May 25, 2019 08:19 PM (88Bez)
About half-way, and that is as good as it is going to get. I can live with it.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 08:21 PM (+aReV)
Indirect cooking. Pile the charcoal on one side of the grill. Place the steak on the grill on the side without the coals. Place the thicker side closer to the heat, it will cook faster.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2019 08:22 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:18 PM (eT+zM)
I can't tell if you're having me on. I'll get out the calipers and trim it down, and you're all going to laugh at me and my silly steak. Say hurtful things. Throw bottle caps and cigarette butts at my head.
I guess I could do half today and the rest tomorrow. It's not like it'll go bad.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 08:22 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ronster at May 25, 2019 08:22 PM (88Bez)
Can y'all help?
Posted by: Blutarski at May 25, 2019 08:23 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2019 08:23 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:23 PM (eT+zM)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 08:23 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 08:24 PM (+aReV)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:23 PM (eT+zM)
You mean as an ugly pants pic? From your description, it doesn't sound like it would be ugly.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 08:25 PM (+aReV)
But things have changed. Trump will club Biden like a baby seal, if Biden gets the nomination. Biden is so not what he's portrayed as. Trump will expose this.
And Trump now has a record that will turnout his base.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2019 08:26 PM (1UZdv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at May 25, 2019 08:27 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:27 PM (eT+zM)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:23 PM (eT+zM)
You mean as an ugly pants pic? From your description, it doesn't sound like it would be ugly.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 08:25 PM (+aReV)
Maybe the cowgirl is Brie Larson.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 25, 2019 08:28 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 08:23 PM (BbGew)
I exercise with stretchy bands regularly.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 08:28 PM (+aReV)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:23 PM (eT+zM)
Googled "picture of a cowgirl in Wranglers wearing chaps", and it was delicious. TY.
Posted by: Lump at May 25, 2019 08:29 PM (An43P)
Posted by: Full O'blarny at May 25, 2019 08:29 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:29 PM (eT+zM)
I exercise with stretchy bands regularly.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 08:28 PM (+aReV)
I hope they're not the same ones Harry Reid used. They fight back.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 25, 2019 08:30 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 25, 2019 08:31 PM (88Bez)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 08:32 PM (BbGew)
And Trump now has a record that will turnout his base.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2019 08:26 PM (1UZdv)
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Biden will only be exposed to we who know.
Democrat voters are told Trump is a liar and they believe what they are told.
This election will be who turns out the biggest base.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 08:33 PM (JaCRW)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:34 PM (eT+zM)
Judy is now teaching "dance" at "Princeton" and is "Facebook friends with The JEF."
/yes, they have all disowned me, how did you know?
Posted by: shibumi at May 25, 2019 08:34 PM (sktRI)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 08:35 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:27 PM (eT+zM)
Well, OK. I just lit the chimney starter and the steak is on the counter. I'll just cut it into two smaller portions and grill the other tomorrow. I'm trying to mind my summer body after all. If I wreck this one, I'll have to find another suitable host body to inhabit, and that's always such a pain.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 08:37 PM (t+qrx)
Democrat voters are told Trump is a liar and they believe what they are told.
>>This election will be who turns out the biggest base.
Awfully big assumption that Biden will even be the nominee.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2019 08:37 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:34 PM (eT+zM)
BoB and The Pacific are also available free for streaming if you have Amazon Prime video.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 08:38 PM (t+qrx)
Awfully big assumption that Biden will even be the nominee.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2019 08:37 PM (/tuJf)
True; however, I do believe the nominee is a predetermined sacrifice.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 08:40 PM (JaCRW)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:29 PM (eT+zM)
fyi, I generally try to avoid pics that are too porny or pinup-y. And if they're pants pics, they'd better be ugly, and I mean butt ugly. I mean ugly enough to scare Maxine Waters.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 08:40 PM (+aReV)
What's interesting is that I decided to test a new chess engine analyzer, and even at 45 seconds analytical time (millions of moves a second), which is supposed to be damn near grandmaster level, it could not find a solution. Clearly there weren't enough moves to stifle the engine, so I tried a couple of other engines, and none of them found a solution. It will be interesting to see the answer later on.
Posted by: Jonah Kyle at May 25, 2019 08:41 PM (SH7Tr)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:41 PM (eT+zM)
Posted by: Jonah Kyle at May 25, 2019 08:42 PM (SH7Tr)
you were pacing the sideline while inappropriately dressed.
Are you a rugby wife or a rugby mom (U15) ? Or did you you yourself play?
I played for 22 years. I would give all my tomorrows for five more minutes on the pitch.
ex prop
Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at May 25, 2019 08:42 PM (swldI)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:43 PM (eT+zM)
Awfully big assumption that Biden will even be the nominee.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2019 08:37 PM (/tuJf)
Joey Biden: I'm going to be the nominee. I can feel. That sweet smell of a girl's hair...errr...victory.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 08:43 PM (qe+bK)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 08:01 PM (JaCRW)
Thanks for that, Braenyard. I'm a direct descendant of Col. Podhajsky. That's my last name as well. I've seen the Lipizzaners twice. Quite impressive.
Posted by: Wazziz at May 25, 2019 08:43 PM (kR3UB)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 08:40 PM (JaCRW)
Right now, I can't see PDT losing to anyone currently in the pack of pygmies the Democrats are fielding.
I'm hoping 2020 will be an extinction-level event against the Democrats.But I'll probably be disappointed.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 08:44 PM (+aReV)
Things are rapidly moving beyond the influence of the usual crowd. He can't on one hand claim to be a significant part of the Obama administration and on the other say he had no knowledge of what happened.
Biden is going to be tarred with everything that is about to be exposed.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2019 08:44 PM (/tuJf)
Nope.
She's having mini-strokes. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 25, 2019 08:44 PM (8rjXi)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 08:45 PM (JaCRW)
You know, you can't even be a Democratic nominee without a slight Delaware accent.
Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden at May 25, 2019 08:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 08:43 PM (eT+zM)
No, I have not.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 08:45 PM (+aReV)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 08:46 PM (BbGew)
http://tinyurl.com/y344x7tq
Posted by: Braenyard
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Apparently those gals are too big for their britches!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 25, 2019 08:46 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Jonah Kyle at May 25, 2019 08:47 PM (SH7Tr)
http://tinyurl.com/y344x7tq
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 08:45 PM (JaCRW)
Lovely ladies, but a bit too risque for what I like to use, sorry.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 08:47 PM (+aReV)
Posted by: Jonah Kyle at May 25, 2019 08:47 PM (SH7Tr)
Oh you've been reading Yahoo's genius political "analysis" too.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 08:47 PM (qe+bK)
Not only that, I haven't heard one word from him about what he would actually do. Zero. He says Trump has no foreign policy and then sniffs some hair. No way he can do a full campaign.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 25, 2019 08:48 PM (8rjXi)
Not saying I like or respect her.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 08:49 PM (JaCRW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ_fz9EW5Iw
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 25, 2019 08:51 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Eromero at May 25, 2019 08:51 PM (qBNEP)
http://tinyurl.com/y344x7tq
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 08:45 PM (JaCRW)
Cheeky!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 25, 2019 08:52 PM (NWiLs)
That is just sad.
That's got to be tough on him.
I have met VDH a few times. Shook his hand (which were the hands of a farmer, not soft) and bought his books.
Drop him a line on his web site, tell him how much you appreciate him.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 25, 2019 08:53 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 08:47 PM (qe+bK)
No. To be frank, it was a half-joke, but this time around the Democrat candiate will have to run as an outright socialist to successfully win the nomination, and that is in no small part due to the successful Justice Democrat solicitation of candidates (including AOC) to win in vulnerable districts. Besides, she's gonna be Speaker, haven't you heard? https://fb.me/speakeraoc
Posted by: Jonah Kyle at May 25, 2019 08:53 PM (SH7Tr)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 08:53 PM (BbGew)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ_fz9EW5Iw
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 25, 2019 08:51 PM (hjaPQ)
That's why I downloaded it to my computer as soon as she made it available. I knew this would happen. I'll bet YouTube takes it down again.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 08:54 PM (+aReV)
Not saying I like or respect her.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 08:49 PM (JaCRW)
Yeah, well. She and the rest of her party hand-reared the monster because they thought they could control it, and now it's eating them and the ship has sailed before they could put the genie back into the toothpaste tube. Too bad, so sad, they made their bed, now they can cry me a river in Egypt and get f'd sideways.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 08:54 PM (t+qrx)
She's Right.
(20 mins later - I guess I'll move this pawn)
Posted by: hobbes at May 25, 2019 08:55 PM (sfR2q)
I don't think anyone spelled it out but the Morgan is an American breed of horse. Kinda like the Jeep of horses. They can do most everything quite well. That's why some riders were wearing cowboy hats and some full riding outfits. Different attire for different events.
Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at May 25, 2019 09:00 PM (swldI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 25, 2019 09:02 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: hogmartin"
Had dinner the other day with some local friends. One of their uncle's was in Easy Company 506th, and they have a nephew that flew Helicopter One for the prez.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 25, 2019 09:02 PM (DjIXP)
Two PMs in Italy have been ousted and the new guy is a nationalist.
Australia has a new PM who was just re-elected, unexpectedly, and he is a nationalist.
Ukraine has a new President and he is a nationalist.
And now the UK is going to get a new PM and it is likely to be Boris Johnson, a nationalist.
All 4 of those countries were involved in trying to take down Trump.
Aliens, obviously.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2019 09:03 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 09:04 PM (JaCRW)
Morgan's are versatile but there are several disciplines where they are mediocre at best.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 09:04 PM (eT+zM)
Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at May 25, 2019 09:00 PM (swldI)
I didn't know that, thanks. I admit I know absolutely nothing about horse breeds. Or horses in general.
If I ever need to buy a horse, that sounds like a decent choice. good all around, and probably good resale value.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 09:04 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 09:05 PM (JaCRW)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 09:07 PM (JaCRW)
She's Right.
(20 mins later - I guess I'll move this pawn)
Posted by: hobbes"
Some female poker players do this also.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 25, 2019 09:07 PM (DjIXP)
It is dress pron after all.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 25, 2019 09:07 PM (56cKS)
Posted by: OldSarg at May 25, 2019 09:08 PM (3860y)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 09:08 PM (eT+zM)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 25, 2019 09:09 PM (NWiLs)
Shouldn't a Speaker be able to, you know, speak?
Posted by: t-bird at May 25, 2019 09:09 PM (C78No)
Going to play golf right now with @AbeShinzo. Japan loves the game. Tremendous fans of @JackNicklaus, @TigerWoods, and @PhilMickelson - I said what about @GaryPlayer, they said we love Gary too!
@AbeShinzo
President Trump and the First Lady are staying in Japan as the first State Guests of the new era "Reiwa"! TOKYO SKYTREE welcomes their historic visit with a special lighting inspired by the Stars and Stripes. Akie and I are looking forward to seeing them tomorrow !
https://tinyurl.com/y3y7wvfg
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:10 PM (cF8AT)
https://tinyurl.com/y54oj4e3
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 25, 2019 09:10 PM (DjIXP)
Name?
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 25, 2019 09:11 PM (56cKS)
>>> Biden is so not what he's portrayed as. Trump will expose this.
And Trump now has a record that will turnout his base.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2019 08:26 PM (1UZdv)
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Biden will only be exposed to we who know.
Democrat voters are told Trump is a liar and they believe what they are told.
This election will be who turns out the biggest base.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 08:33 PM (JaCRW)
When Hunter Biden's bank statements showing foreign money flying into it, father Joe will fold like a Kmart folding chair under a Triggliepuff.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 25, 2019 09:11 PM (sy5kK)
Trump and the First Lady are staying in Japan as the first State Guests
of the new era "Reiwa"! TOKYO SKYTREE welcomes their historic visit
with a special lighting inspired by the Stars and Stripes. Akie and I
are looking forward to seeing them tomorrow !
https://tinyurl.com/y3y7wvfg
Posted by: Tami"
They had a 4.0 earthquake today. My mother-in-law's apartment door got jammed closed and she said that it's gonna be tomorrow before the repair guy's gonna get there to fix it.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 25, 2019 09:12 PM (DjIXP)
While it may help, it probably takes more than a nice pair of boobs to hit 2500.
Posted by: davidt at May 25, 2019 09:13 PM (uILEe)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 09:13 PM (eT+zM)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 09:08 PM (eT+zM)
Well hang on. I just need a horse for a few years. This one's got low miles and all the maintenance records. Hear that? Starts right up.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 09:13 PM (t+qrx)
I wonder who's going to play the JEF?
Posted by: pawn at May 25, 2019 09:13 PM (ti2yD)
Posted by: JackStraw
I ain't no ways tarred
Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden with Hot Sauce at May 25, 2019 09:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 25, 2019 09:12 PM (DjIXP)
Oh no! She ok otherwise?
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:14 PM (cF8AT)
https://tinyurl.com/y54oj4e3
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 25, 2019 09:10 PM (DjIXP)
Do it! Do it, you weaselly little shitstain. I want to see Cocaine Mitch grind you under his heel like an insect.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 09:14 PM (+aReV)
Posted by: Jussie at May 25, 2019 09:15 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at May 25, 2019 09:16 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 25, 2019 09:11 PM (sy5kK)
Now that's an image I did not need.
Wait, no actually, that sounds like it might be pretty funny.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 09:16 PM (+aReV)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 09:14 PM (+aReV)
Yeah, repeating "OH MY!" over and over is not a good debating technique.
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:17 PM (cF8AT)
I wonder who's going to play the JEF?
I have a SAG card and could use the work.
Posted by: Jussie at May 25, 2019 09:15 PM (fuK7c)
A Father / Son story for the ages!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 25, 2019 09:17 PM (sy5kK)
It's in the queue. I'm content, traffic is down the hall.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 25, 2019 09:17 PM (fuK7c)
I saw your comments in the earlier threads. Vionics are ordered and I'm icing right now.
Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 09:17 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: JT at May 25, 2019 09:17 PM (jEQZz)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at May 25, 2019 09:16 PM (qc+VF)
Don't know. CBD is in charge of it, but I don't know what his plans are.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 09:17 PM (+aReV)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 09:18 PM (UUBmN)
Name?Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 25, 2019 09:11 PM
Christina Hendricks?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 25, 2019 09:19 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: JT
It's just bait click.
Posted by: Miklos, fly tying at May 25, 2019 09:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Name?
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 25, 2019 09:11 PM (56cKS)
Christina Hendricks?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 25, 2019 09:19 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 25, 2019 09:20 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: JT at May 25, 2019 09:20 PM (jEQZz)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 25, 2019 09:20 PM (sy5kK)
Yeah, repeating "OH MY!" over and over is not a good debating technique.
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:17 PM (cF8AT)
I'd like to see it against Biden's laughing hyena technique. That could be amusing.
Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2019 09:20 PM (sdi6R)
Name?Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 25, 2019 09:11 PM
Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore
Posted by: Insomniac at May 25, 2019 09:20 PM (NWiLs)
Christina Hendricks is hot.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 25, 2019 09:20 PM (sy5kK)
We hold these truths to be self evident, that busty redheads are hot, endowed by their creator with massive mammaries and creamy skin...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 25, 2019 09:21 PM (ycWCI)
I'm just mad about Saffron...
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 25, 2019 09:21 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 09:21 PM (eT+zM)
Posted by: Tami"
Oh yeah, she's a tough 'ol broad.Lotta guys have MIL's they hate, but her and I get along like gangbusters.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 25, 2019 09:22 PM (DjIXP)
I saw your comments in the earlier threads. Vionics are ordered and I'm icing right now.
Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 09:17 PM (UUBmN)
Oh good. I have a plantar fasciitis exercises e-book around here somewhere. Might be on my laptop. I'll look.
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:23 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 25, 2019 09:23 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 25, 2019 09:23 PM (fuK7c)
You must be thinking of the Mirror Universe AOSHQ.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 25, 2019 09:24 PM (ycWCI)
My mom's old business partner was a member of the US Equestrian team. You can imagine what her horse cost.
Horses are worse than boats when it comes to ripping through dollars.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2019 09:24 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:25 PM (cF8AT)
Some female poker players do this also.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 25, 2019 09:07 PM (DjIXP)
Strippers too Probably.
Posted by: hobbes at May 25, 2019 09:26 PM (sfR2q)
They try. Oh how they try.
Heh
Posted by: Pixy Misha at May 25, 2019 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Heh.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2019 09:26 PM (1UZdv)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 09:27 PM (eT+zM)
So there's a chance that you could get Alien VD.
Where your wang grows teeth and falls off and chases you around the house.
Posted by: JT at May 25, 2019 09:27 PM (jEQZz)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 09:28 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 09:29 PM (eT+zM)
NYPD identify the 'subway brake bandit' from a picture of his PENIS.
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:25 PM (cF8AT)
Someone at the NYPD is so familiar with his penis that he recognized it from some grainy photo.
Imagine.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 09:29 PM (JaCRW)
I don't know how you do it, Ben. It's like having infants forever.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2019 09:30 PM (/tuJf)
Imagine.
Posted by: Braenyard
The MS-13 tat might have been a clue
Posted by: Miklos, in the library, with the candelabra at May 25, 2019 09:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Don't forget me.
Posted by: Valu-Rite at May 25, 2019 09:32 PM (kR3UB)
Christina Hendricks is hot.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 25, 2019 09:20 PM (sy5kK)
I'm so glad I'm not alone. I was going to mention it, but I didn't want to be the only one.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 09:32 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2019 09:24 PM (/tuJf)
Man, you're not kidding. My inlaws gave our daughter one when we were living in Westport, CT. There is probably not a more expensive place to board a horse....and the lessons and the clothes and the gear and the shows and the every.damn.day.after school and on weekends. Ugh!
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:32 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 25, 2019 09:23 PM (fuK7c)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The only thing we do like Germans is cuss.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 09:33 PM (+aReV)
Posted by: Pixy's Lippizaner hamsters at May 25, 2019 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)
"
The Germans don't do everything perfectly. Just ask Poland.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 25, 2019 09:33 PM (DjIXP)
Name?
Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 25, 2019 09:11 PM (56cKS)
Christina Hendricks?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 25, 2019 09:19 PM (ycWCI)
Oh, yas.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 09:33 PM (+aReV)
Imagine.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 25, 2019 09:29 PM (JaCRW)
NYPD identify the 'subway brake bandit' from a picture of his PENIS after a commuter took a photo of the man exposing himself on the back of a train and handed it to the cops.
https://tinyurl.com/y3crpc3n
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:34 PM (cF8AT)
I'm just mad about Saffron...
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 25, 2019 09:21 PM (KCxzN)
And she's just mad about me.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 25, 2019 09:34 PM (+aReV)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 09:34 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: JackStraw"
When my older brother was in high school he had a horse. Sold it and bought a motorcycle when he graduated. My mom would have been happier if he'd kept the horse.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 25, 2019 09:35 PM (DjIXP)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 09:36 PM (eT+zM)
Posted by: Eromero at May 25, 2019 09:36 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 25, 2019 09:36 PM (1UZdv)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 09:36 PM (eT+zM)
The horse one or the penis one?
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:37 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 09:39 PM (eT+zM)
did someone say horse penis?
Posted by: Catherine the Great at May 25, 2019 09:39 PM (KCxzN)
Not that many places more expensive to board a human.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2019 09:41 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: davidt at May 25, 2019 09:43 PM (uILEe)
Good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 09:44 PM (BbGew)
What we need is a Horse Penis with Space Herpes! Breed'em and drop 'em on Muslim trouble makers.
They'd die from infectious anal leakage.
Posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 25, 2019 09:47 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Eromero at May 25, 2019 09:49 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2019 09:39 PM (eT+zM)
I guarandamntee ya, we paid triple what you probably charge because of where we were living.
She finally decided she wanted to play sports more than she wanted to ride her horse....but she loved that horse. It was a hard decision.
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:50 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2019 09:41 PM (/tuJf)
You're not kiddin'.
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:51 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 09:53 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: hogmartin
He's cooking the whole cow
Posted by: Miklos, admiringly at May 25, 2019 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)
I know what a fishing thread really wants and baby I'm all in for that."
But now it's Saturday night and he's probably out with some other thread.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 25, 2019 09:54 PM (fuK7c)
Serious question. Do horses show any kind of affection to favored humans? Besides just basic recognition and allowing them to ride? I assume so, but what do they do?
Posted by: Wazziz at May 25, 2019 09:54 PM (kR3UB)
https://tinyurl.com/y5qbldr2
Posted by: sOME mORON at May 25, 2019 09:55 PM (k3N8X)
Posted by: Moochelle Obammy at May 25, 2019 09:56 PM (k3N8X)
Trying to cook steak led ChemJeff to madness, utter madness. The praying folk ought pray for hogmartin.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 25, 2019 09:56 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2019 09:57 PM (KS7KL)
Posted by: Wazziz at May 25, 2019 09:54 PM (kR3UB)
I think they do. The horse perked up when she was around and nuzzled her.
Ben would know better.
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:57 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Miklos, admiringly at May 25, 2019 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)
I was trying to come up with a way to explain that I am unaccustomed to dealing with cuts of beef with this little surface area to volume ratio, in a way that the Horde wouldn't just run with. After a while, it turned into various iterations of "I'm not used to dealing with meat this thick, but I'm just going to do my best to try to choke it down."
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 09:59 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 10:01 PM (t+qrx)
I sincerely hope he does spend a ton of money to do just that. I'd love to see Cocaine Mitch carve, skin and deep-fry Stupid Sulu to within an inch of his life, just like one of Colonel Sander's breasts.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2019 10:02 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Miklos, even more admiringly at May 25, 2019 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)
Well, the steak's done. Pretty good. A little more rare than I like, but
it was the thicker end. The other piece will be better tomorrow, I bet.
Posted by: hogmartin
He's cooking the whole cow"
he doin' the Tube Steak Boogie
boogie woogie baby, boogie woogie all night long
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2019 10:03 PM (KS7KL)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 25, 2019 10:04 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 25, 2019 09:56 PM (fuK7c)
Is he gone for good, or is he one of those tortured wraiths that troll here, unable to move on to the next world?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 10:04 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 10:04 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 25, 2019 10:04 PM (aS1PU)
The white pawn Queens first *and* checks the black king in that same 5th move. If black wastes a move getting the King out of the line of fire, then with 6. Qh1 black is done.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at May 25, 2019 11:09 PM (af5xa)
1. g5 Kh5
2. Rxh7
This still leaves the black bishop out there but he can't keep me from queening and winning.
Posted by: jdgalt at May 26, 2019 01:40 AM (3SFo/)
Posted by: Roscoe at May 26, 2019 08:58 AM (zaohv)
without perpetual check or a stalemate trap. The key for White to win is being able to get the White king to e2 to prevent Black from protecting f1 and the Black pawn.
Posted by: Jonah Kyle at May 26, 2019 09:00 AM (SH7Tr)
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