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Jada Pinkett-Smith: I Was Addicted to Porn

Join the club, sister.

"I wasn't in a relationship when I had a porn addiction, believe it or not, thank goodness," Pinkett-Smith told Willow Smith and her mother Adrienne Banfield-Jones.

"I actually feel like I was using 'addiction' a little lightly. And maybe I'll say now that I had an unhealthy relationship to porn at one point in my life where I was trying to practice abstinence," she continued.

Me too, that's my problem. I'm trying to practice abstinence. And, not to brag on myself, but I'm getting really good at it.

But seriously:


Pinkett-Smith credited her porn addiction as her attempt to deal with the "emptiness" she felt at the time. The "Girl's Trip" star also revealed that porn damaged her real relationships because it gave her "false expectations."

Yeah, that's true. In addition, I've mentioned before that it's also a way to waste time. And it can waste a lot of time that can be better spent.

#NoFap, man. I gotta give that another try.

And speaking of fading celebrities, Arnold Schwarzenegger got attacked at a bodybuilding event in South Africa.

Yeah I know, this is old, you already know about this. That's why I'm just tagging it to the others story.

That big buzzcut behind him is probably getting chewed out about not seeing this coming.

Schwarzenegger says he's unharmed and didn't even realized he'd been deliberately attacked until afterwards.

I haven't seen any stories explaining the motive for the attack.






Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:43 PM




Comments

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1 I'm trying to practice abstinence. And, not to brag on myself, but I'm getting really good at it.

You and me both, brother. I'm in an elite level of abstinence

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 07:45 PM (39g3+)

2 Well hello!

Posted by: BigZesty at May 22, 2019 07:45 PM (29dZa)

3 Imagine there's no Fapping
It's easy if you try

Posted by: John Lennon at May 22, 2019 07:45 PM (Ph+J5)

4 I got my Abstinence Black Belt to cover up my Blue Balls.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 07:46 PM (Ph+J5)

5 whatever, arnold. you are a has been. go back to your maid.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 22, 2019 07:47 PM (DGS6j)

6 I think the guy that attacked arnie wanted a lambo. That's what it sounded like he was yell-muttering, repeatedly.

Posted by: bananadream at May 22, 2019 07:48 PM (YR7aL)

7 Meh boring... Whats going on in Spygate?
I am sick to death of these democrats. Fuckin SCUM

Posted by: Getcha Pull at May 22, 2019 07:48 PM (aR6C/)

8 ...wait.

This was the Crazy guy who 'Needs a Lamboughini' right?

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 07:48 PM (Ph+J5)

9 I'm out.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 07:48 PM (K22Va)

10 I think she must be disappointed that she isn't in the news much and thought that this would help her out.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at May 22, 2019 07:49 PM (+b4rY)

11 fapping is good for your prostate. I have a very healthy prostate, btw.

Posted by: docweasel at May 22, 2019 07:49 PM (HWoCW)

12 The HQ is my timewaster.

Here's a new video from Paul Joseph Watson, who asks:

https://summit.news/2019/05/22/why-do-leftists-always-look-like-this/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 22, 2019 07:49 PM (kQs4Y)

13 Ah-nold was attacked because he's a mildly shitty actor and a very shitty Gov-en-nuh. And he cheated on Maria Shriver with an ugly maid.

On the party of five re-boot in the prior thread: I went to the link at Vanity Fair. What a croc of shit. I noted they do not have a comments section for that article. I can only imagine the burning piles of derision that would be heaped upon them in the comments. Fucktards...

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 07:49 PM (2sCft)

14 Jada's an attractive woman. She wouldn't need porn if her husband wasn't such an incorrigible douche.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 07:49 PM (bkUtD)

15 My guess is by "false expectations" she means "I came to think all men were hung like a rhino's leg"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 07:50 PM (39g3+)

16 I'm out.
Posted by: dartist at M



so, the closet was full?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 07:50 PM (MTjB1)

17 Sorry.

Women aren't men.

She watched some porn. That is all.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 07:50 PM (Ph+J5)

18 >>>My guess is by "false expectations" she means "I came to think all men were hung like a rhino's leg"


I WAS IN A POOL!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 07:50 PM (bkUtD)

19 Another post about beating the Swartzenegger.

It's our 3rd favorite topic.

Posted by: DaveA at May 22, 2019 07:51 PM (FhXTo)

20 How do kids handle all this porn? If porn was as free and easy as it is now when I was a teenager I think my arm would've fallen off.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 22, 2019 07:51 PM (xPl2J)

21 Welcome to Pudrucker's . You don't have to tip and if you didn't come with an STD you won't leave with one.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 07:51 PM (8tppx)

22 In the progressive future, all porn will be "body-positive" feminist porn. With lesbian landwhales a-plenty.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 22, 2019 07:51 PM (lLeln)

23 I WAS IN A POOL!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 07:50 PM (bkUtD
++++++
Do women know about shrinkage? They know about shrinkage, right??

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 07:52 PM (2sCft)

24 I glanced at the t.v. at work and there's going to be some sort of "live" All in the Family/Jeffersons thing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 22, 2019 07:52 PM (kQs4Y)

25 My guess is by "false expectations" she means "I came to think all men were hung like a rhino's leg"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at M




would think she meant that it was hard to find enough guys to hit every hole simultaneously, that doing so was not as easy as it seemed, and that she did not enjoy it as much as she thought she would.

then there was the difficulty getting that out of her hair.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 07:52 PM (MTjB1)

26 >>>Do women know about shrinkage? They know about shrinkage, right??



"It shrinks?" - Elaine Benes

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 07:53 PM (bkUtD)

27 All of those false expectations tricked me into pursuing a brief career in pizza delivery.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 22, 2019 07:53 PM (xPl2J)

28 Will Smith? Where was he?

Posted by: Ever at May 22, 2019 07:53 PM (ulmY0)

29 >>"It shrinks?" - Elaine Benes


Like a frightened Senate Majority Leader

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 07:53 PM (Ph+J5)

30 So did Will cure your addiction?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM (8tppx)

31 Ahnold comported himself with aplomb during and after the attack.
I have met him, shook his hand. He is like an oak tree.
Don't agree with all of his politics, nonetheless, gotta admire what he has accomplished with his life.

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM (w7KSn)

32 22 In the progressive future, all porn will be "body-positive" feminist porn. With lesbian landwhales a-plenty.
..

The Gillette whale scissoring Rosie O'Donnell?

Posted by: HA at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM (MAstk)

33 If liking porn is wrong I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM (FiUMj)

34 Nancy Pelosi is a festering, maggot filled bag of shit. Not off topic...always a spot on analysis...that is all.

Posted by: Tentotwo at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM (yhf6w)

35 >>"It shrinks?" - Elaine Benes


Like a frightened Senate Majority Leader
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 07:53 PM (Ph+J5)

++++
Yes, what ever happened to Mitch the War Turtle?

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM (2sCft)

36 Will Smith? Gay as a French horn.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM (bkUtD)

37 I'm practicing abstinence too until I get married (hopefully). Thankfully, I have no desire for porn and similar stuff, but I certainly don't look down on others who do. It's a tough thing to break.

As hard as it is for some to believe, I enjoy life in spite of my lack of sex (or a love interest). In fact, I feel extremely fulfilled being chaste.

But I'm hoping at some point to share my life with someone and especially to eventually have kids.

Gotta stop working constantly and get out of the house, though....

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 07:55 PM (9hauA)

38 >>>But I'm hoping at some point to share my life with someone and especially to eventually have kids.




Nothing wrong with that. At all.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 07:56 PM (bkUtD)

39 It's just getting the wrinkles out.

Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2019 07:56 PM (ABjxW)

40 All of those false expectations tricked me into pursuing a brief career in pizza delivery.
Posted by: Mark1971 at M



you know, you have to be more geographically specific, working for dominos in san francisco is not going to get you the offers you want. you should have gone to the valley or the villages.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 07:56 PM (MTjB1)

41 Shoulda just thrown a milkshake at him.

Posted by: BURGER KING at May 22, 2019 07:56 PM (MAstk)

42 If you need to have your schadenboner deflated just try out match.com with a fake email

I had 1500 matches which got reduced to 18 when I put in the political filter to filter out liberals and baby killers, and of those leftover they all wanted a svelt man with a postdoctoral degree

And here I thought having a masters would be enough

Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 22, 2019 07:56 PM (+dsLj)

43 In the progressive future, all porn will be "body-positive" feminist porn. With lesbian landwhales a-plenty.
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at May 22, 2019 07:51 PM (lLeln)

that's one way to cure porn addiction.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 07:57 PM (9hauA)

44 Attacks abroad would stop if curbstomping the attacker was allowed

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 22, 2019 07:57 PM (OOH1c)

45 porn damaged her real relationships because it gave her "false expectations."

..

Like getting banger longer than 30 seconds?

Posted by: WOW at May 22, 2019 07:57 PM (MAstk)

46 I AM DRINKING YOUR MILKSHAKE! ASSHOLE!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 22, 2019 07:58 PM (S6Pax)

47 False Expectactions is a series a Gang Bang Porn, right?

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 07:58 PM (Ph+J5)

48 The Gillette whale scissoring Rosie O'Donnell?
Posted by: HA at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM


What am I, cottage cheese?

Posted by: Trigglypuff at May 22, 2019 07:58 PM (uL22A)

49 It's a shame Schwarzeneggar went full TDS. Even as a RINO, I wanted to like the guy.

His security team is obviously worthless. Not getting "drop-kicked" should be pretty easy to prevent.

Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2019 07:58 PM (UfkIY)

50 I dunno, maybe it's just me. It probably is. But I find it weird that a woman would be addicted to porn.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 22, 2019 07:59 PM (JoUsr)

51 Jada Pinkett Smith was wookin pa nub in all da wong paces.

wookin pa nub

Posted by: Buckwheat lives! at May 22, 2019 07:59 PM (S6Pax)

52 Aren't Jada and Will in an open marriage?

Posted by: HA at May 22, 2019 07:59 PM (MAstk)

53 Porn has given me false expectations too. I walk into the library every day and not once, not fucking once, has a hot 22 year old with huge tits working behind the counter given me a blow job. I mean come on!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 07:59 PM (FiUMj)

54 A note for the guy who attacked Arnold - Probably should switch to whey protein, soy-boy.

Posted by: Another Anon at May 22, 2019 08:00 PM (G6cQ+)

55 The Gillette whale scissoring Rosie O'Donnell?
Posted by: HA at May 22, 2019 07:54 PM

What am I, cottage cheese?
Posted by: Trigglypuff at May 22, 2019 07:58 PM (uL22A)

That may be a step too far even for SJW crazies, sweetie.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:00 PM (9hauA)

56 I dunno, maybe it's just me. It probably is. But I find it weird that a woman would be addicted to porn.
Posted by: Lady in Black

_______________

It might be the only confirmed case ever.

Posted by: Blago at May 22, 2019 08:00 PM (UfkIY)

57 >> I dunno, maybe it's just me. It probably is. But I find it weird that a woman would be addicted to porn.


Yeah. I'm not buying it.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:00 PM (Ph+J5)

58 52 Aren't Jada and Will in an open marriage?
Posted by: HA at May 22, 2019 07:59 PM (MAstk)

___

She is allowed to watch porn, he is allowed to fuck dudes.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 08:00 PM (FiUMj)

59 Good for you, chique. And you're smart, kind, funny, and beautiful to boot. There's some incredibly lucky guy out there who will find you.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 08:00 PM (aXucN)

60 But I find it weird that a woman would be addicted to porn.
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 22, 2019 07:59 PM (JoUsr)

Happens a lot more than you think.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:01 PM (9hauA)

61 >>Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 08:00 PM (FiUMj)



Hahaha!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:01 PM (Ph+J5)

62 And here I thought having a masters would be enough
Posted by: Captain Slapballs at M


you know, you would think that the difference between doctor who and he man master of the universe would have been enough to convince you to go all the way if you were doing it to get laid.

you know, there is the oddly dapper guy with the hot chick in the phone booth traveling through time.

then there is the gay stripper in his work clothes who is always fighting sword fighting with some dungeon master.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:01 PM (MTjB1)

63 >>Happens a lot more than you think.



Story Time!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:01 PM (Ph+J5)

64 I dunno, maybe it's just me. It probably is. But I find it weird that a woman would be addicted to porn.
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun


She was sexually bored. That's what does it. Porn tickles a part of your brain that craves sexual adventure, and you are too shy or rational to actually engage in dangerous behavior.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 22, 2019 08:01 PM (S6Pax)

65 *jada pinkett *
Yes?
*pr0n*
Yes?!?!
*ahnuld getting drop kicked*
Awwwww....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2019 08:01 PM (Ct55T)

66 Whats considered addiction though? Like I think porn is fine as long as you limit it to only 8-9 hours a day. All things in moderation

Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 22, 2019 08:01 PM (+dsLj)

67 Thanks, bluebell.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:02 PM (9hauA)

68 I dunno, maybe it's just me. It probably is. But I find it weird that a woman would be addicted to porn.
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 22, 2019 07:59 PM (JoUsr)
-----------

I do too, Lady, but Hollywood does weird things to people.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 08:02 PM (aXucN)

69 She's into heavy metal too, which is kind of strange for a black woman. I think she even had her own metal band.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 22, 2019 08:02 PM (xPl2J)

70 "All of those false expectations tricked me into pursuing a brief career in pizza delivery."

LMAO!

Posted by: G marks the spot at May 22, 2019 08:02 PM (6KbKm)

71 And here I thought having a masters would be enough

Not enough earning power in a master's I guess

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 08:02 PM (39g3+)

72 I always wonder how does porn make money? Or better asked, why does anyone pay for it? There's an infinite amount online for free. I don't get why anyone pays for it. But someone must otherwise, nobody would produce it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (FiUMj)

73 >> She's into heavy metal too, which is kind of strange for a black woman.


AND addicted to porn?

I gotta meet this gal!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (Ph+J5)

74 This is a big lie. Watch someone coming about that is a sex addict she is protecting.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (JFO2v)

75 Meet / Meat

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (Ph+J5)

76 >>>Whats considered addiction though? Like I think porn is fine as long as you limit it to only 8-9 hours a day. All things in moderation


Pfft, lightweight. I don't stop until my penis bleeds.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (bkUtD)

77 Speaking of porn, what's with that 'Audible' commercial of the guy (truck driver, I think) learning el espanol so he can ask the waitress for a table?
Is he driving into Mexico?
Does he have a crush on the relatively decent looking waitress and wants to bang her 14 ways to El Domingo?
Or is he just hungry for a fish taco?

This confuses me.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (ufFY8)

78 Sex for sex, fills no need

Sex with love fills all needs.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (8tppx)

79
Has anyone made the comparison between the Democrats foisting Illegals upon our neighborhoods and communities and the British ORDERING American colonists to QUARTER the king's soldiers?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (zYzYo)

80 you know, there is no way some woman gets addicted to that stuff the way a man does. the worst female hardcore addiction is a sneeze when compared with the best guy hardcore addiction.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (MTjB1)

81 wookin pa nub

Ohhtayyyy!

Posted by: Buttwheat at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (K22Va)

82 >Story Time!
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:01 PM (Ph+J5)



*grabs popcorn*

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (ePLen)

83 OMG.

ABC is performing updated versions of "All in the Family" and "The Jeffersons."

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (EK+Pw)

84 But I find it weird that a woman would be addicted to porn.
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 22, 2019 07:59 PM (JoUsr)

Happens a lot more than you think.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:01 PM (9hauA)
++++
I've heard this is an actual thing. But what do I know. I probably read that in Penthouse Forum letters.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (2sCft)

85 Sex for sex, fills no need

Sex with love fills all needs.
Posted by: Ben Had at M




uh huh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:04 PM (MTjB1)

86 If Jada has any recommendations we are all ears.

Posted by: Capn Cuck Kristol at May 22, 2019 08:04 PM (wCx1p)

87 I'm practicing abstinence too until I get married (hopefully). Thankfully, I have no desire for porn and similar stuff, but I certainly don't look down on others who do. It's a tough thing to break.

As hard as it is for some to believe, I enjoy life in spite of my lack of sex (or a love interest). In fact, I feel extremely fulfilled being chaste.

But I'm hoping at some point to share my life with someone and especially to eventually have kids.

Posted by: chique d'afrique

-----

Get thee to a pro-life rally to meet good guys! This is the same advice I've given to my sons. (To meet girls you reprobates).

Two of them found great gals with the same mindset as their own.

Good luck!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 08:04 PM (Y4EXg)

88 50 I dunno, maybe it's just me. It probably is. But I find it weird that a woman would be addicted to porn.
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 22, 2019 07:59 PM (JoUsr)

There was that 50 shades of gray thing. Women prefer text so the visual addiction is a bit rare but it's becoming more common.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:04 PM (mX8Vr)

89 You like to think that you're immune to the stuff
oh yeah.

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:04 PM (LL1Be)

90
oh yes, let's tune in to see Wanda Sykes in the new Jeffersons.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at May 22, 2019 08:05 PM (zYzYo)

91 they all wanted a svelt man with a postdoctoral degree

And here I thought having a masters would be enough
Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 22, 2019 07:56 PM (+dsLj)

... immediately signs up for match.com....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2019 08:05 PM (Ct55T)

92 OMG.

ABC is performing updated versions of "All in the Family" and "The Jeffersons."

Posted by: rd


They're really out of ideas, aren't they?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 22, 2019 08:05 PM (S6Pax)

93 >>Sex for sex, fills no need


It fills holes. Which is close enough for union work.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:05 PM (Ph+J5)

94 20 How do kids handle all this porn? If porn was as free and easy as it is now when I was a teenager I think my arm would've fallen off.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 22, 2019 07:51 PM (xPl2J)

the do not

they rape
they kill
they drug
they die

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 08:05 PM (JFO2v)

95 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdbmhTVr8Cs
Here she is with her band Wicked Wisdom.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 22, 2019 08:05 PM (xPl2J)

96 Sex with love fills all needs.

********

You must be new here

Posted by: Frederick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:05 PM (+dsLj)

97 89 You like to think that you're immune to the stuff
oh yeah.
Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:04 PM (LL1Be)

Closer to the truth to say ya can't get enough
You know you might as well face it you're addicted to porn

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:05 PM (NWiLs)

98 All ears? Barky checks in.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 22, 2019 08:06 PM (RuIsu)

99 oh yes, let's tune in to see Wanda Sykes in the new Jeffersons.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics


Napalm and artillery are always the answer.

What was the question again?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 22, 2019 08:06 PM (S6Pax)

100 immediately signs up for match.com....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2019 08:05 PM (Ct55T)

How you doin'?

LOL

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:07 PM (9hauA)

101 They had that guy in a headlock about 0.7 seconds afterwards. I assume that's him screaming in the background. Normally, people who pull this stuff try to yell about police brutality or whatever, but I would swear he's saying "help me! I need an appletini!" repeatedly.

Posted by: Rick C at May 22, 2019 08:07 PM (Iwkd4)

102 Give her this, she has totally bought into males and females are not different.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 08:07 PM (BbGew)

103 IIRC Willow Smith is her daughter. May be TMI for the kid methinks.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 08:07 PM (8IkOE)

104 he do not

they rape
they kill
they drug
they die
Posted by: rhennigantx at M




no they don't

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:07 PM (MTjB1)

105 Wanda Sykes makes me ill

Posted by: Mayor Pete at May 22, 2019 08:07 PM (OKp8N)

106 Your heart sweats, your body shakes

Another click is what it takes...

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:07 PM (LL1Be)

107 Y5 and garrett, A respite, no doubt. Need filler, NO.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:08 PM (8tppx)

108 Posted by: Tonypete at May 22, 2019 08:04 PM (Y4EXg

Good idea.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:08 PM (9hauA)

109 Y5 and garrett, A respite, no doubt. Need filler, NO.
Posted by: Ben Had at M




guys vs girls. not the same. which is why it is silly for women to say they like sex as much as men. not. the. same.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:09 PM (MTjB1)

110 And her kids turned out so well.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 22, 2019 08:09 PM (ETHQn)

111 >>>Wanda Sykes makes me ill


Less funny than Sarah Silverman.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 08:09 PM (bkUtD)

112 @GeorgePapa19 2 minutes ago

The president knows he and his campaign were set up by the UK and Australia as well as a rogue FBI/CIA. The UK/Australia were in on it voluntarily, not by accident. When he takes the unprecedented step to declassify the FISA materials, he will be doing it for America's honor.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 08:09 PM (cF8AT)

113 Last Question: Did she just do it until she needed glasses?

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:10 PM (2sCft)

114 That's a man, baby!

I alo thought the Harvard Lampoon's Anne Frank Virtual Aging Technology thing was pretty damn funny, but that's just the way I roll. And I'm a Joo-friend living in Midwood.

Posted by: Al Crapton at May 22, 2019 08:10 PM (bMk7P)

115 guys vs girls. not the same. which is why it is silly for women to say they like sex as much as men. not. the. same.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:09 PM (MTjB1)

It also blinds them to the danger they tend to face. Which is some nonsense fantasy about marrying Darcy or Twilight or 50 shades characters. Can't go through life trapped in a fantasy.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:10 PM (mX8Vr)

116 >>Last Question: Did she just do it until she needed glasses?


Until she gave herself a fat lip.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:10 PM (Ph+J5)

117 NY state legislature passed bill allowing Congress access to Trump's state returns. Cuomo is expected to sign.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 08:11 PM (JcXHH)

118 I thought what happened to Schwarzenegger was hilarious. It is about time the #progs started to reap some of the violence they sow.

Schwarzenegger is a useful idiot for the #Communist Insurgency.

The Strange Political Afterlife of Arnold Schwarzenegger
The Terminator is suiting up for a new adversary: Donald Trump
https://t.co/dGwwf9WUbs

In a Hillary Clinton presidency, he had been planning to be one of the Republican moderate voices urging his party to find ways to work together. The Schwarzenegger Institute at USC would be hosting after-school program summits and earnest environmental speeches. It would have been his own peculiar form of keeping busy, but with nothing like the urgency he feels now.

Instead, Schwarzenegger is back in the public eye because of what he calls "a disastrous situation"-the Trump presidency...

Every word he says about environmentalism gets more attention since Trump announced the withdrawal from the Paris global climate accord, and he gets to brag about relative GDP growth on his watch: "If the federal government, Republicans and Democrats, and Donald Trump and his whole White House would be smart, they would just copy exactly what we are doing in California,"

Posted by: David French at May 22, 2019 08:11 PM (jY1B4)

119 chique d'afrique at M




you know, this is offered with complete sincerity and no snark , double en tendre or anything insincere.

have know lots of couples that have waited for marriage and lots that have not. there is no discernible advantage for those that waited.

not suggesting you should not, not criticizing you for, merely offering the information.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:11 PM (MTjB1)

120 guys vs girls. not the same. which is why it is silly for women to say they like sex as much as men. not. the. same.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:09 PM (MTjB1)

Case in point: only liberal women would promote a sex strike. Their men never would unless the plan was to get some on the side so they didn't have to deal with their angry, crazy women. But they would probably be too scared to announce that.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:12 PM (9hauA)

121 Every word he says about environmentalism gets more attention since Trump announced the withdrawal from the Paris global climate accord, and he gets to brag about relative GDP growth on his watch: "If the federal government, Republicans and Democrats, and Donald Trump and his whole White House would be smart, they would just copy exactly what we are doing in California,"
Posted by: David French at May 22, 2019 08:11 PM (jY1B4)
+++++
Proving why he was such a shitty governor.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:12 PM (2sCft)

122 I guess you guys never met a gal that said " I'll fuck your brains out but don't ever call me again"?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:13 PM (8tppx)

123 I gotta wonder what kind of porn turns her on?

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 08:13 PM (UdKB7)

124 I'm practicing abstinence too until I get married (hopefully).

--

Turns out it works on both sides of that date.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:13 PM (EOEiY)

125 Statistically not sleeping with more than 1 person(that being the fiance or whatever though it's probably still better not to) gives much better odds of a successful marriage.

It is far worse generally for the female have prior sexual experience than the male. Some sort of bonding thing.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:13 PM (mX8Vr)

126 >>Last Question: Did she just do it until she needed glasses?


Until she gave herself a fat lip.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:10 PM (Ph+J5)

++++
*** rimshot! ***

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:14 PM (2sCft)

127 This is an infuriating story...also heartbreaking.

@Breaking911

"A detainer is not a warrant."

Prince George's county jail director defends decision to release alleged MS-13 murderers

https://tinyurl.com/yyvbde3x

In the tweet above the video, there is a link to the story.

TL;DR...she released these people and they murdered a young girl.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 08:14 PM (cF8AT)

128 >>I guess you guys never met a gal that said " I'll fuck your brains out but don't ever call me again"?


Nope.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:14 PM (Ph+J5)

129 Yeah yeah. its Arnold and all. But the guy is old. Remarkable that a guy his age can take the hit.
His politics still suck.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 08:14 PM (0tfLf)

130 Of course there's the problem of marrying a gal and finding out only then she's frigid, or is only up for once-per-quarter pity sex.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:15 PM (NWiLs)

131 >>>I gotta wonder what kind of porn turns her on?



Tentacle pron.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at May 22, 2019 08:15 PM (bkUtD)

132 We talkin' Arnold from Austroslovakistan?

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 22, 2019 08:15 PM (RuIsu)

133 Y5, no offense taken. I have heard/read differently, including from people I know.

Anyway, it's part of my faith, and I really do think it's worth it personally. I feel great about it and not like I'm being deprived.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:15 PM (9hauA)

134 You like all kinds, just watch em breed

You're running at broadband speed

Your heart beats. It's tissue time.

One double click and you'll be mine, a one track mind...

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:15 PM (LL1Be)

135 >> I gotta wonder what kind of porn turns her on?


Scat Porn.


She was really into Louis Armstrong before she found Metal.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:15 PM (Ph+J5)

136 Case in point: only liberal women would promote a sex strike. Their men never would unless the plan was to get some on the side so they didn't have to deal with their angry, crazy women. But they would probably be too scared to announce that.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at M




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:15 PM (MTjB1)

137 >>I guess you guys never met a gal that said " I'll fuck your brains out but don't ever call me again"?

Nope.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:14 PM (Ph+J5)
++++
Can't say I have either, but dated one that only wanted butt stuff. That was a bit different.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:15 PM (2sCft)

138 Pinkett-Smith told Willow Smith and her mother Adrienne Banfield-Jones.

*******

Is there a give a shit motivation here?

Posted by: Anchovy at May 22, 2019 08:16 PM (srWwQ)

139 >>>She was really into Louis Armstrong before she found Metal.


And Mel Torme.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 08:16 PM (bkUtD)

140 there is no discernible advantage for those that waited.

*************

How does anyone prove they waited though, do you just take their word for it?

From what I recall, one of the stats Ive seen is that less than 2% of the population are virgins when they marry, and its probably lower than that

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:16 PM (+dsLj)

141 I have heard/read differently, including from people I know.

Anyway, it's part of my faith, and I really do think it's worth it personally. I feel great about it and not like I'm being deprived.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at M



ok. merely offered because I think you are a fine ette.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:16 PM (MTjB1)

142 >>And Mel Torme.


BRB...

Posted by: Jada Pinkett-Smith at May 22, 2019 08:17 PM (Ph+J5)

143 Abstinence has its virtue, sleeping around does not.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:18 PM (0z/5y)

144 "I guess you guys never met a gal that said " I'll fuck your brains out but don't ever call me again"? "

That's the one that sends you 1900 texts next day right?

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 08:18 PM (UdKB7)

145 122 I guess you guys never met a gal that said " I'll fuck your brains out but don't ever call me again"?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:13 PM (8tppx)
-----
I used to get the "don't call me again" part a lot.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2019 08:18 PM (MVjcR)

146 All the women I slept with, wanted me more when I showed them my "purity" ring. Good technique....

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:18 PM (2sCft)

147 Turns out it works on both sides of that date.
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:13 PM (EOEiY)

Do you mean abstinence after marriage? Hell no, LOL.

I am serious when I say I am morally opposed to that. Barring extreme circumstances, spouses should not make a practice of depriving themselves of each others' bodies. It's scriptural, and it's really unfair to do otherwise.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:18 PM (9hauA)

148 And why did she feel the need to tell everybody? I bet she gets off on that too.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 08:19 PM (UdKB7)

149 How does anyone prove they waited though, do you just take their word for it?

From what I recall, one of the stats Ive seen is that less than 2% of the population are virgins when they marry, and its probably lower than that
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at M




you, know, outside here I make an effort not to associate with liars.

my best guess is when the guy has had some scotch and tells me that his fiance told him it was important to wait until marriage and that this year of no sex is making him insane.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:19 PM (MTjB1)

150 Ahh, the young, catholic Italian girls of my yout. Developed talents that never caused a pregnancy.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 08:19 PM (K22Va)

151 Sex for sex, fills no need



Sex with love fills all needs.


Sexless love is transmitted through wedding cake.

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:20 PM (LL1Be)

152 >>And why did she feel the need to tell everybody? I bet she gets off on that too.


The Shame is Part of the Kink

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:20 PM (Ph+J5)

153 And why did she feel the need to tell everybody? I bet she gets off on that too.
Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 08:19 PM (UdKB7)
++++
They say there is no such thing as bad publicity. She's becoming irrelevant.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:20 PM (2sCft)

154 I guess you guys never met a gal that said " I'll fuck your brains out but don't ever call me again"?

Nope.
Posted by: garrett at M




the difference between guys and girls is at the conclusion of that fuck session he would have told her to call him tomorrow and bring her sister.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:20 PM (MTjB1)

155 All in the Family,

They are performing the original script without changes.

Except Woody is chewing the scenery like a rabid beaver. The others are just as bad.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2019 08:20 PM (EK+Pw)

156 Oooh just think about all the guys thinking about me watching porn gets me so hot!

Posted by: Jada Pinky Slit at May 22, 2019 08:20 PM (UdKB7)

157 The whole marriage dealio is the cure for abstinence.

Find the right lady ( or gentleman if a lady) and you'll pretty much have sex whenever you wish.

It's nice.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 08:21 PM (CRRq9)

158 This post is pointless without a comment from Masturbatin Pete.

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:21 PM (LL1Be)

159 Pinkett-Smith credited her porn addiction as her attempt to deal with the "emptiness" she felt at the time.

"credited"??

LOL.

The "Girl's Trip" star

Girl's Trip? Never heard of it.

also revealed that porn damaged her real relationships because it gave her "false expectations."

I think her butch haircut might have had more to do with damaging her real life relationships.

I can't say I've heard of many women "addicted" to pr0n. Jada Pinkett always struck me as a bit of a lezbo. Didn't really care for her acting, either.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 08:21 PM (vq6T3)

160 I feel great about it and not like I'm being deprived.

***********

How would you feel about a guy being a virgin though? Ive had to lie about being celibate by choice otherwise I could never get a date. Just how it is.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:22 PM (+dsLj)

161 This post is pointless without a comment from Masturbatin Pete.
Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:21 PM

++++
****Tears form in eyes ****

I miss Masturbatin' Pete

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:22 PM (2sCft)

162 "I guess you guys never met a gal that said " I'll fuck your brains out but don't ever call me again"? "

That's the one that sends you 1900 texts next day right?

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 08:18 PM (UdKB7)


And then accuses you of rape and threatens to burn your house to the ground.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 08:22 PM (vq6T3)

163 the shrinkage episode was awesome. when the chick comes onto the deck topless (as if that's normal) with jerry/elaine/kramer having to talk to her...the look on their faces was priceless. i remember and was lol, like totally.

...but at least they got lobsters, in spite of the ugly baby.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 22, 2019 08:22 PM (DGS6j)

164 No way I'm going to wait all this time only to be "abstinent" after marriage. Hell no.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:22 PM (9hauA)

165 Arnold took one step forward and looked around.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2019 08:23 PM (rnAwa)

166 you know, something else sincere, girls that wait too long eventually have difficulty finding someone.

some of our friends in their 40s have had undesirable experiences with guys that found out they were virgins. some of it was more than juvenile, though funny to hear. have had some friends that were dating girls that told them they were virgins and the guys were not in a hurry to be the one to do the unvirgining.

sex is complicated.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:23 PM (MTjB1)

167 The whole marriage dealio is the cure for abstinence

*****************

LOL

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:23 PM (+dsLj)

168 >>>And then accuses you of rape and threatens to burn your house to the ground.


Emma Sulkowicz wept.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 08:23 PM (bkUtD)

169 >>when the chick comes onto the deck topless (as if that's normal) with jerry/elaine/kramer having to talk to her...the look on their faces was priceless. i remember and was lol, like totally.



Boutros Boutros Golly!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:24 PM (Ph+J5)

170 How would you feel about a guy being a virgin though? Ive had to lie about being celibate by choice otherwise I could never get a date. Just how it is.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:22 PM (+dsLj)

That would be weird but frankly ideal but I am not expecting it, especially not at my age. If female virgins are rare, male virgins over 35 must be practically nonexistent.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:24 PM (9hauA)

171 Dennis Miller @DennisDMZ
You could hold the Paris to Dakar rally inside Mazie Hirono's skull.

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 08:25 PM (BqBId)

172 you know, my thought in general is don't care who you were or where you been we're together now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:25 PM (MTjB1)

173 I would prefer the guy not to have been a man whore though.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:25 PM (9hauA)

174 >>I would prefer the guy not to have been a man whore though.


Well, I'm out.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:25 PM (Ph+J5)

175 157 The whole marriage dealio is the cure for abstinence.

Find the right lady ( or gentleman if a lady) and you'll pretty much have sex whenever you wish.

It's nice.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 08:21 PM (CRRq9)

Problem is if you don't find the right one?

Your mileage may vary.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:25 PM (NgKpN)

176 Is it impossible for you guys to accept that some times an attraction fuck is no more than that and once is enough?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:26 PM (8tppx)

177 The whole marriage dealio is the cure for abstinence

---

I believe it was our own esteemed garrett who gave us the phrase "marriage cured my blowjobs."

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:26 PM (EOEiY)

178 Find the right lady ( or gentleman if a lady) and you'll pretty much have sex whenever you wish.


"Oops. Better luck next time."

*pockets half your shit*

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (LL1Be)

179 I would prefer the guy not to have been a man whore though.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:25 PM (9hauA)


"man-whore"?

I'm not a fan of these new-fangled expressions. They don't make any sense. There's no such thing as a "man-whore".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (vq6T3)

180 >>Is it impossible for you guys to accept that some times an attraction fuck is no more than that and once is enough?


A good fuck should be savored. Like a fine box of wine.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (Ph+J5)

181 I would prefer the guy not to have been a man whore though.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at M




do you mean you do not want a man that was paid for sex or a man that was paid for sex with men. you want to be crystal when you are seeking a spouse.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (MTjB1)

182 Use it or lose it guys.

It's a fact, jack. I let things go and gosh they went. When i decided to pick things back up *snerk* it took quite a while to achieve lift off and the Happy ending was a dribble not a squirt.

Now I find I've got BPH which happens to most all men of a certain age. This is correctable but with the negative of people with INSTRUMENTS messing with my manly bits.

Growing old ain't for sissies.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (H95yl)

183 Some link here led me somehow to the "nofap" thing. Which is apparently a thing involving sawgrass extract.

Well

Each to his or her...own.

Or not.

Posted by: Miklos, mystified at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)

184 A woman with discretion.
Indiscretion breeds STDs.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (0z/5y)

185 you want to be crystal when you are seeking a spouse.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (MTjB1)


Who the hell is Crystal?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 08:28 PM (t+qrx)

186 male virgins over 35 must be practically nonexistent

******************

Well Ive been celibate since... what time is it now?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:28 PM (+dsLj)

187 And then accuses you of rape and threatens to burn your house to the ground.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

The bunnies.

WHERE ARE THE BUNNIES

Posted by: Miklos, ex-ex at May 22, 2019 08:28 PM (QzkSJ)

188 " Is it impossible for you guys to accept that some times an attraction fuck is no more than that and once is enough?"

If by "once" you mean once a day, I'd be ok with that.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 08:29 PM (UdKB7)

189 Well, you can't spell 'indiscretion' without a little STD.

Posted by: True Fact at May 22, 2019 08:29 PM (Ph+J5)

190 "Oops. Better luck next time."

--

It would be interesting to know how old the "penny in a jar" hypothesis is.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:29 PM (EOEiY)

191 166 you know, something else sincere, girls that wait too long eventually have difficulty finding someone.

some of our friends in their 40s have had undesirable experiences with guys that found out they were virgins. some of it was more than juvenile, though funny to hear. have had some friends that were dating girls that told them they were virgins and the guys were not in a hurry to be the one to do the unvirgining.

sex is complicated.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:23 PM (MTjB1)

Yeah, I'm aware of that. Which is why I am looking for someone who shares my faith and has similar values. It's not just about sex. I figure we'll have to be on the same page about important stuff if we're going to build a life and raise kids together.



Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:29 PM (9hauA)

192 When you're stoked for #157 and get stuck with #130...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 22, 2019 08:29 PM (rnj6q)

193 Well Ive been celibate since... what time is it now?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

"He's 29 and holding..."

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at May 22, 2019 08:29 PM (QzkSJ)

194 Growing old ain't for sissies.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (H95yl)

Its literally the same for Women.

Menopause for a single Woman can pretty much destroy the first few MONTHS of sex with a new Partner.

It can get better, but it takes patience.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:29 PM (NgKpN)

195 I also suffer.

Posted by: Abby Stance at May 22, 2019 08:30 PM (r+sAi)

196 Had read about Arnold being attacked. Now that I have seen the video I don't really think that qualifies, in my mind, to being "attacked". Yeah, maybe by the letter of the law, but...

I don't know. "Attacked" means something more serious to me.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2019 08:30 PM (RfzVr)

197 There's no such thing as a "man-whore".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (vq6T3)


Gigolo: Paging Paolo, call for Paolo to the explanation desk.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:30 PM (0z/5y)

198
Is it impossible for you guys to accept that some times an attraction fuck is no more than that and once is enough?


I heard that same line on my honeymoon.

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:30 PM (LL1Be)

199 What does BPH stand for?

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 08:30 PM (K22Va)

200 right again!

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 22, 2019 08:30 PM (DGS6j)

201 Who the hell is Crystal?
Posted by: hogmartin



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Mangum

Posted by: Miklos, lacrosse is for rich fags anyway at May 22, 2019 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)

202 Gigolo: Paging Paolo, call for Paolo to the explanation desk.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:30 PM (0z/5y)


What she really meant was a "Casanova".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 08:31 PM (vq6T3)

203 Once you pass 40, abstinence gets much easier.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:31 PM (pUDQf)

204 garrett, wrong, That is a fine Bottle of wine. Never cheapen a fun experience.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:31 PM (8tppx)

205
do you mean you do not want a man that was paid for sex or a man that was paid for sex with men. you want to be crystal when you are seeking a spouse.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (MTjB1)

LOL, I mean a guy who has slept with most things that moved that looked vaguely female.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:31 PM (9hauA)

206 Yeah, I'm aware of that. Which is why I am looking for someone who shares my faith and has similar values. It's not just about sex. I figure we'll have to be on the same page about important stuff if we're going to build a life and raise kids together.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:29 PM (9hauA)

From what may be inferred about your age your best bet may be a divorcee. Lots of decent men dumped by wives thinking they're going to live a sex and the city lifestyle like their youth.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:31 PM (mX8Vr)

207 Who the hell is Crystal?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at M




meth

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:32 PM (MTjB1)

208 199 What does BPH stand for?
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 08:30 PM (K22Va)

Benign prostatic hypertrophy. Enlargement of the prostate without cancer.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

209 Speaking as a Californian, The Governator deserves far worse than a cheap-shot drop kick. Fvck him and his maid-shtupping schwang.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2019 08:32 PM (EZebt)

210 LOL, I mean a guy who has slept with most things that moved that looked vaguely female.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at M



whew

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:32 PM (MTjB1)

211 >>There's no such thing as a "man-whore".


Have you forgotten Ace's Skank-A-Thon?

Our host is an experienced and documented man-whore. Ewok-whore. Whatever...

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:32 PM (Ph+J5)

212 man-whore"?

I'm not a fan of these new-fangled expressions. They don't make any sense. There's no such thing as a "man-whore".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (vq6T3)

++++
I prefer the terms Alley Cat or Horn Dog.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:33 PM (2sCft)

213 Gigolo: Paging Paolo, call for Paolo to the explanation desk.



fun fact: Paolo is Bozo Conservatives son; Paolo's Mom is the very hot sister of a Brazillian exchange student that his family hosted back in the day.


and now you know the rest of the story!

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 08:33 PM (sktRI)

214 Benign prostatic hypertrophy. Enlargement of the prostate without cancer.

Oh boy. More fun for everyone!

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 08:34 PM (K22Va)

215
Have you forgotten Ace's Skank-A-Thon?

Our host is an experienced and documented man-whore. Ewok-whore. Whatever...

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:32 PM


ace.mu.nu/archives/030008.php

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 22, 2019 08:34 PM (X+9+k)

216 BPH= benign prostatic hypertrophy?

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 08:34 PM (nLmx8)

217 BPH == Benign Prostate Hyperplasia

That is the non cancerous enlargement of the prostate which because it's wrapped around your piss tube (urethral) you start to lack a strong stream when urinating.

It can eventually get to where you can't go at all.

It's not all that dangerous because by the time it's a hazard you know something going wrong and have seen a urologist.

Just one of the secret hazards of having a penis.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:34 PM (H95yl)

218 Once you pass 40, abstinence gets much easier.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:31 PM (pUDQf)

--------

True, but I'm just against it on principle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (4knXT)

219 you know, those vaguely female looking things are devious and the worst is that you never run into them until you have had half a bottle of scotch after sailing for weeks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (MTjB1)

220 fun fact: Paolo is Bozo Conservatives son; Paolo's Mom is the very hot sister of a Brazillian exchange student that his family hosted back in the day.
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 08:33 PM (sktRI)


This is 100% verified true. Source: Bozo Conservative and shibumi said so that one time.

Take it to the bank.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (t+qrx)

221
and now you know the rest of the story!
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 08:33 PM (sktRI)


What???

No way!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (TdMsT)

222 Big Penises Hurt

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (LL1Be)

223 There's no such thing as a "man-whore".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (vq6T3)

That is my own neologism, and I like it!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (9hauA)

224 Benign prostatic hypertrophy. Enlargement of the prostate without cancer.
Posted by: Insomniac

Whew! That's a relief.

Posted by: Miklos, previously diganosed with priapism at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (QzkSJ)

225 chique, you are a lovely, intelligent and caring young lady. Your choices are wise and your reasoning sound. You will find the right guy.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (8tppx)

226 There's sex and then there's making love. The former will eventually destroy you, the latter will save you. Take it from someone who knows.

Mind you, I can still kill you now, but I'm much nicer about it.

Seriously, rejoining the Lord and getting to know and really love someone before anything else probably saved my life.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (VkWRL)

227 Maybe the guy who attacked Arnold hates steroids.

Posted by: Caliban at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (QE8X6)

228 Just one of the secret hazards of having a penis.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:34 PM (H95yl)

The non-secret hazards of having a penis aren't a walk in the park either.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (mX8Vr)

229 219 you know, those vaguely female looking things are devious and the worst is that you never run into them until you have had half a bottle of scotch after sailing for weeks.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (MTjB1)

---------

Wait. Are we talking about Brandy again?

Posted by: Looking Glass at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (4knXT)

230 you know, the thing with man-whore is that the oed lists the contraction as "more", which when it comes to sex, describes what all men want.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (MTjB1)

231 From what may be inferred about your age your best bet may be a divorcee

***********

Perhaps not, I know a guy who is 42 and a virgin by choice, not an incel, because of his Christian faith. Hes given up on ever meeting anyone and feels too old to have kids so hes gone Galt from the whole dating scene

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (+dsLj)

232 and now you know the rest of the story!

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 08:33 PM (sktRI)
-------------


Oh, my, some of us lead such sheltered lives.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (0z/5y)

233 Just one of the secret hazards of having a penis.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:34 PM (H95y
++++
Yeah, that and sticking it in crazy!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:37 PM (2sCft)

234 Thanks, Ben Had.

It's been an interesting discussion, guys. I now have to go get a little exercise. Later!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:37 PM (9hauA)

235
Dennis Miller
14 mins ·
I never really thought it was true until today but now I can say I do think Michael Avenatti should be the Democratic candidate for the presidency in 2020.

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 08:37 PM (BqBId)

236 223 There's no such thing as a "man-whore".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 08:27 PM (vq6T3)

That is my own neologism, and I like it!
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (9hauA)

I know a guy I've called a man whore(on account of his sleeping with near 100 different women). He's getting married in a year to a woman with a troubled background. I'm praying for them but yeesh.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:38 PM (mX8Vr)

237 Oh, my, some of us lead such sheltered lives.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (0z/5y)

Don't get me started. Grrrr.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

238 228 Just one of the secret hazards of having a penis.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:34 PM (H95yl)

The non-secret hazards of having a penis aren't a walk in the park either.
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (mX8Vr)

for it is said, if a Man speaks in the Forest, and there is no Woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:38 PM (NgKpN)

239 Perhaps not, I know a guy who is 42 and a virgin by choice, not an incel, because of his Christian faith. Hes given up on ever meeting anyone and feels too old to have kids so hes gone Galt from the whole dating scene
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (+dsLj)

There are definitely a few out there.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:38 PM (mX8Vr)

240 The term "man whore" was used in Deuce Bigelow.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

241 The non-secret hazards of having a penis aren't a walk in the park either.
Posted by: Someguy

Especially in certain parks.

Posted by: Brazilian tranny in the Bois de Boulogne at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM (QzkSJ)

242 >>>The whole marriage dealio is the cure for abstinence

then why get married?

Posted by: smiling trapper's girl at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM (DGS6j)

243 >>The term "man whore" was used in Deuce Bigelow.


That scene in the Fish Store. With the girl netting the feeder fish?

Hapened to me in Tucson. I about died when I saw that in a movie!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM (Ph+J5)

244 The term "man whore" was used in Deuce Bigelow.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:38 PM (NWiL

++++
The defining movie of our era.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM (2sCft)

245 I know a guy I've called a man whore(on account of his sleeping with near 100 different women). He's getting married in a year to a woman with a troubled background. I'm praying for them but yeesh.
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:38 PM (mX8Vr)

/thinks back.

/starts to count.

Lets see... been single for all of 3 years of my 60 year life... and sexually active.

So, 2.5 women per year once I was over 18 equals? Me a Man Whore?

OK.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM (NgKpN)

246 The term "man whore" was used in Deuce Bigelow.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

-------

That would be the Chief Editor's Title at The Cuckshed, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM (4knXT)

247 Prince George's county

Way back in the day they actually shot a guy handcuffed in the back of the cruiser, and he deserved it.

Posted by: DaveA at May 22, 2019 08:41 PM (FhXTo)

248 you know, there are some cities you should never go to with anyone but your best friends. sure your good friends, even your best friends will do everything to talk you down from going home with some chick who will give you coyote arm in the morning. you have only so much duty to make sure your friend does not go home with that girl. besides, you get to laugh at him and do the I told you so thing later.

however, the difference between the good friend and best friend is that the best friend know it is his duty to knock you out and hire some guys to get you to a taxi to make certain that you do not go home with something vaguely female.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:41 PM (MTjB1)

249 There's sex and then there's making love

Having sex is just orgasm. this can be achieved solo or with any number of participants. At least for men.

I don't know about women.

Making love is a fantasy promoted by the sex industry and women looking for a partner or a wallet or a daddy or all three.

Actual true love has little to do with sex. Oh there's a physical component of showing affection with kisses and hugs but sex is secondary.

Making love takes as long as you can sustain it. And its a day to day exercise. Temptations gather when a person is in love.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:41 PM (H95yl)

250 Perhaps not, I know a guy who is 42 and a virgin by choice, not an incel, because of his Christian faith. Hes given up on ever meeting anyone and feels too old to have kids so hes gone Galt from the whole dating scene
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:36 PM (+dsLj)


Yeah, at our age, finding single, childless women is damn near impossible. Finding single, childless, Christian women in this age range is straight up impossible.

They'll likely be divorced, with children. Then the game becomes was he an asshole or is she psycho?

The good looking, smart, funny, non-psycho, childless female is a myth. Like Joe Biden's intelligence.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:41 PM (pUDQf)

251 Any male under 59 that is claiming "abstinence" is most assuredly blistering his dick like a Fourth of July Johnsonville brat.

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:41 PM (LL1Be)

252
/thinks back.

/starts to count.

Lets see... been single for all of 3 years of my 60 year life... and sexually active.

So, 2.5 women per year once I was over 18 equals? Me a Man Whore?

OK.
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM (NgKpN)

The guy I know is not actually even 29. I'll put you down as maybe a man whore.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:41 PM (mX8Vr)

253 There's no such thing as a "man-whore".
Posted by: ThePrimordia

Someone once said the men love and women need and the sooner a man found that out the sooner he could make a woman happy.

Men fool around when they are not in love, but a man in love is a man lost.

Posted by: Boswell at May 22, 2019 08:42 PM (32YRo)

254 you know, some guy that is 40 and virgin has gone into the weird zone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:42 PM (MTjB1)

255 Maybe it was a disgruntled California Republican.

Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 08:42 PM (KOCKb)

256
So, 2.5 women per year once I was over 18 equals? Me a Man Whore?

OK.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM


it's that half a woman...those are the ones that you remember always

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 22, 2019 08:42 PM (X+9+k)

257 Yeah, that and sticking it in crazy!

Back to those Italian girls again. Maybe it was the water around here.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 08:42 PM (K22Va)

258 Big Penises Hurt


Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:35 PM (LL1Be)


Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Shep! at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (9gHOW)

259 Insom, you took a step out and have found a caring that you didn't know existed.

I have some dear friends in their 80's and sex is still a big part of their lives, because it is founded on love.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (8tppx)

260 The good looking, smart, funny, non-psycho, childless female is a myth. Like Joe Biden's intelligence.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Go East, young man.

Posted by: Miklos from the land of difficult but not crazy women at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (QzkSJ)

261 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's, Gay, Lesbian, and Tri-Gender Reproductive Hearth Clinic wants to thanx Presdent Obama fro everthang he has don to help all of us that need him. We still loves you and Micheal ....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (aka: Obamaboro), VT at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (qM84C)

262 In one of Terry Pratchett's disc world stories that the land of XXXX always threw their politicians in jail right off to save time.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (H95yl)

263 >>I have some dear friends in their 80's and sex is still a big part of their lives, because it is founded on love.


That's just gross.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (Ph+J5)

264 "I'm trying to practice abstinence. And, not to brag on myself, but I'm getting really good at it."
That's amateur talk. Me? Fewer people have slept with me than have walked on the Moon. It's a *very* exclusive club, and I have standards to maintain, damnit.


Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (HOXd0)

265 So, 2.5 women per year once I was over 18 equals? Me a Man Whore?

OK.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM

it's that half a woman...those are the ones that you remember always
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 22, 2019 08:42 PM (X+9+k)

the really short ones?

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (NgKpN)

266 you know, the main thing is were you doing all 2.5 of them at one time?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:44 PM (MTjB1)

267 Go East, young man.
Posted by: Miklos from the land of difficult but not crazy women at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (QzkSJ)

Georgia?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:44 PM (pUDQf)

268 251- Ok, now that made me chuckle.

Posted by: Bosk at May 22, 2019 08:44 PM (9m9TT)

269 it's that half a woman...those are the ones that you remember always
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 22, 2019 08:42 PM

+++++
Amputee fetish? Kink-KEY!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:44 PM (2sCft)

270 Actual true love has little to do with sex.

I'll take 'Things She Never Said Before the Ring Went On' for one thousand, Alex.

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:44 PM (LL1Be)

271 Rust around the nuts means your nuts are loose.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2019 08:44 PM (r+sAi)

272 265 So, 2.5 women per year once I was over 18 equals? Me a Man Whore?

OK.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:40 PM

it's that half a woman...those are the ones that you remember always
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 22, 2019 08:42 PM (X+9+k)

the really short ones?
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (NgKpN)

With flat heads.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:44 PM (NWiLs)

273 you know, the other thing is which half was involved, left, right, top, bottom?


you would think it would freak the other 2 out.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:45 PM (MTjB1)

274 The good looking, smart, funny, non-psycho, childless female is a myth. Like Joe Biden's intelligence.

****************

Its by design too. The only place worst than here is China where their abortion insanity created a lopsided 4:1 ratio of men to women, meaning 3 out of 4 men will never meet or have a family unless they flee the country. One of the reasons why the male suicide rate is so insanely high too (at least from what I remember reading of the crisis)

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:45 PM (+dsLj)

275 I have some dear friends in their 80's and sex is still a big part of their lives, because it is founded on love.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (8tppx)
++++
You have 80 year old friends that talk to you about their sex lives? Weird!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:45 PM (2sCft)

276 You know,

I think porn is gross, honestly. I think it's degrading to everyone involved.

That being said, I love sex. And I have a vivid imagination.

But I've had only three partners in my life.

I hope I'm on the last one.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 08:45 PM (PkVlr)

277 I believe the term of art is "gigolo".. "Man-whore" is such a lower-class jibe, reminiscent of Jenjis Khan.

Posted by: John FNG Kerry at May 22, 2019 08:46 PM (rnj6q)

278 I wish to congratulate the lucky guy in the future who is lucky enough and smart enough to win the affections of Chique.

You will be one lucky dude.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 08:46 PM (m+wg5)

279 True love takes a long time to achieve.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:46 PM (H95yl)

280 Blotto is saying we've been fighting in Iraq for twenty-eight years. Good thing we don't do math.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 08:46 PM (+y/Ru)

281 I still suspect that porn has saved more marriages than it has destroyed.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:47 PM (EOEiY)

282 >>>Have you forgotten Ace's Skank-A-Thon?

no. it's seared.

Posted by: smiling trapper's girl at May 22, 2019 08:47 PM (DGS6j)

283 the really short ones?
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (NgKpN)

With flat heads.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:44 PM (NWiLs)

++++
Perfect place to set your beer?

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:47 PM (2sCft)

284 How much of a wuss do you have to be to deliver a sucker flying kick to a 71-year-old man and still not even manage to take him down?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2019 08:47 PM (0OWcv)

285 garrett, may your dick never fall off when you age.
These people have known each other through 60 years of marriage, 2 kids and the love and closeness didn't die because the body changed.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 08:47 PM (8tppx)

286 you know, when you have a friend that is addicted to hardcore. he gets the huge screen tv, has hard drives loaded with hardcore, he subscribes to hardcore for money, he has his hardcore organized, he has so many tabs open to hardcore sites that he gets that google warning.

there is no woman that would even qualify for male junior high jv in hardcore.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:48 PM (MTjB1)

287 278 I wish to congratulate the lucky guy in the future who is lucky enough and smart enough to win the affections of Chique.

You will be one lucky dude.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 08:46 PM (m+wg5)

Win? Like, through a sweepstakes?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:48 PM (NWiLs)

288
You want to see what I bring to the table?
(old drew carey skit)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2019 08:48 PM (r+sAi)

289 And in Japan, all the men are addicted to anime and more shy than a rabbit near dinner time, so the women are all becoming hot lesbians.

Or so I've been led to believe by that one travel agency.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:48 PM (pUDQf)

290 Am I supposed to know who this person is? Oh. Well, she's never heard of me either, so we're even.


Arnold turned out to be a real disaster, in and out of office.


I assume need for attention and acceptance and having a particularly out-of-touch and policy-stupid social circle might explain most of it.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 08:48 PM (QDnY+)

291 The NewYork bill is a bill of attainder, specifically prohibited in the Constitution. I hope Trump sues the state.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2019 08:48 PM (hdg/u)

292 She could have called any of the available morons (or possibly moronettes) here and not had to diddle around in that pron. Sad. Of course if the past troubles her, she can look in J's black suit pocket and get that neurolizer and blot out the past.

Afterwards standing in front of the mirror--'What is this thing, some kind of gum stimulator? I wonder how it works? Holy cow, what happened to my damn hair?"

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2019 08:48 PM (qBNEP)

293 Well hellooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:49 PM (NWiLs)

294 >>These people have known each other through 60 years of marriage, 2 kids and the love and closeness didn't die because the body changed.


If they loved eachother that much, they wouldn't make eachother suffer through that.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:49 PM (Ph+J5)

295 Sex is overrated......

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy.

All things in moderation.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2019 08:49 PM (Z+IKu)

296 281 I still suspect that porn has saved more marriages than it has destroyed.
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:47 PM (EOEiY)

Possibly. Wife doesn't want to screw, husband doesn't want to cheat is pretty common. And the expectation of abstinence for a husband is both unrealistic and sinful.

"Do not deprive one another, except by mutual consent for a limited time, so you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again, so that Satan will not tempt you through your lack of self-control."

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:49 PM (mX8Vr)

297 wish to congratulate the lucky guy in the future who is lucky enough and smart enough to win the affections of Chique.

****************

I concur, in all seriousness youre doing the right, honorable thing, and I hope God will truly bless you for it.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:49 PM (+dsLj)

298 How many more people must die so the US Chamber of Commerce can have cheap, slave labor?

MS-13 Teens Came to U.S. as Family Unit and Unaccompanied, Murdered 14-Year-Old Girl After Being Released in a Sanctuary County
https://t.co/dzHo1ph6SN

Two illegal aliens, one who came to the United States in 2015 as part of a "family unit" and the other unaccompanied in 2016, were released by the Prince George's County Police Department after being charged with attempted first degree murder and other crimes. Upon release, they killed 14-year-old girl Ariana Funes-Diaz and dumped her body in a creek.

Posted by: David French at May 22, 2019 08:49 PM (jY1B4)

299 Like Chris Rock said. "not enough to be illegal" when talking about is porn stash.

It should be tasteful (stop it) and limited in vividness.

It shouldn't look like a gynecological examine.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 22, 2019 08:49 PM (H95yl)

300 >>>That being said, I love sex. And I have a vivid imagination.


Why just imagine it when you do it for reals?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 08:50 PM (1g7ch)

301 >>It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy.


Oh no!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:50 PM (Ph+J5)

302 Fewer people have slept with me than have walked on the Moon. It's a *very* exclusive club, and I have standards to maintain, damnit.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (HOXd0)


Huh. That's a neat way to think about it.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 08:50 PM (t+qrx)

303 What makes porn great is that

it's free

it never gets a headache - for 14 years

available 24/7
you can select exactly what you want
you can mute it

you can change the channel

and if you get bored you can turn it off.

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:50 PM (LL1Be)

304 there is no woman that would even qualify for male junior high jv in hardcore.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:48 PM (MTjB1)


Those words in that order make no sense.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at May 22, 2019 08:50 PM (9gHOW)

305 Possibly. Wife doesn't want to screw, husband doesn't want to cheat is pretty common.

I've been there. It's quite awful.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:50 PM (NWiLs)

306 Mary is SO RIGHT!!!

And also DR. MARY, thank you very much, from Burlington Collagen (why she is youthful, like that nice man Bernard, not that he's Jewish or anything).

And Mary, despite the late arrival of the Warming, your Birkenstock is now back in our walnut tree, and beginning to sprout!

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at May 22, 2019 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)

307 It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy.

-

Insomniac was talking about one of them above. Once a quarter IIRC.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:51 PM (EOEiY)

308 An aside from all seriousness:

Willie Nelson, on his last birthday said,
I never thought I would outlive my dick.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:51 PM (0z/5y)

309 Suspected MS-13 killers were set for custody but state refused to hand them over to ICE https://washex.am/2WmqT6v

Immigration and Customs Enforcement says uncooperative law enforcement officers in Prince George's County, Md., are partially to blame for the murder of a 14-year-old girl whose alleged killers were supposed to be turned over for deportation but local officials refused to do so because of the region's sanctuary policy.

The two suspected murderers and MS-13 gang members, 16-year-old Josue Rafael Fuentes-Ponce and 17-year-old Joel Ernesto Escobar, had been in police custody last year after being charged with attempted murder for a different incident.

ICE, a federal agency within the Department of Homeland Security, issued a detainer for the two. A detainer is a way of asking local law enforcement to hold an individual up to 48 hours in its jail until federal agents can pick the person up. Once in federal custody, the individual will go through removal proceedings and likely be deported.

However, because Prince George's County banned local police from holding unauthorized immigrants for ICE, including those charged or convicted of crimes, the two were not turned over.

"These individuals had demonstrated violent criminal behavior before, and because they were released in spite of the lawful detainer, they were afforded an opportunity to take a life," Diane Witte, director of Baltimore's ICE field office, said in a statement to the Washington Examiner.

Posted by: David French at May 22, 2019 08:52 PM (jY1B4)

310 the really short ones?
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (NgKpN)

With flat heads.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:44 PM (NWiLs)

++++
Perfect place to set your beer?
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:47 PM (2sCft)


No, you can them out with a butter knife.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 08:52 PM (1g7ch)

311 But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy.

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I mow the lawn without joy and it sex without joy beats that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 08:52 PM (+y/Ru)

312 What makes porn great is that

it's free
it never gets a headache - for 14 years
available 24/7
you can select exactly what you want
you can mute it
you can change the channel
and if you get bored you can turn it off.

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:50 PM


but every so often, you have to replace your keyboard

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 22, 2019 08:52 PM (X+9+k)

313 believe the term of art is "gigolo".. "Man-whore" is such a lower-class jibe, reminiscent of Jenjis Khan.

Posted by: John FNG

Yes and Huggy Bear was a "love broker" - right?

Posted by: Boswell at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (32YRo)

314 15 My guess is by "false expectations" she means "I came to think all men were hung like a rhino's leg"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 07:50 PM (39g3+)

I think I hurt my rhinos leg I'm laughing so fucking hard!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (OX6sG)

315 My second wife was Harcourt Fenton Mudd's sister.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (0z/5y)

316 Hmmm, spank topic and only 300 some odd posts in an hour. You'd think it would be more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (0MVr3)

317 you know we have some friends, he is from latin America, she is from india or pakistan. we were invited to some dinner for their close friends before the wedding. maybe 10 couples there.

he decided to give some speech about how she saved him from everything and he was so glad that they had both decided to wait until marriage to have sex.

he then wanders off into some weird thing about hos she saved him from his horrible hardcore addiction, then describes how much time he had spent watching hardcore and what he was watching and how everything he was watching was more and more disgusting to fulfill his needs.

was little uncomfortable.

she did smile and nod the whole time. not sure what that means.

they have been married since, though she was doped up on something at the wedding and has enough in her every time we get together to frighten keith richards.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (MTjB1)

318 Fewer people have slept with me than have walked on the Moon. It's a *very* exclusive club, and I have standards to maintain, damnit.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at May 22, 2019 08:43 PM (HOXd0)

Huh. That's a neat way to think about it.



I remember a phrase "plant the flag" from American guys overseas...

Posted by: Miklos, seen-done-been at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (QzkSJ)

319 Porn, cocaine, and a hot hyper-sexual girl with severe daddy issues to enjoy them all of it with you is a fun way to spend the evening into the morning.
But, yeah.... addictive and unhealthy.

Posted by: literally serious at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (W3lnd)

320 had been in police custody last year after being charged with attempted murder for a different incident.

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Holy crap. Attempted murder

They were actually in custody.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (EOEiY)

321 What I find scary is what ahem services are out there to break porn addiction.

The most popular is essentially having a sponsor who monitors all your online activity using software to make sure youre on the straight and narrow

I pity the poor man who would have to do that with ace.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (+dsLj)

322 >>It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people -


WHO DON'T RECOGNIZE A MAUDE LEBOWSKI QUOTE

Posted by: Big Ben at May 22, 2019 08:54 PM (Ph+J5)

323 Correction:

My second wife was Harcourt Fenton Mudd's wife's sister.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:54 PM (0z/5y)

324 Upon release, they killed 14-year-old girl Ariana Funes-Diaz and dumped
her body in a creek.

Posted by: David French at May 22, 2019 08:49 PM (jY1B4)


If it's just beaners killing other beaners, I'm not sure it's any of our business.

Posted by: NY Times at May 22, 2019 08:54 PM (9gHOW)

325 How much of a wuss do you have to be to deliver a sucker flying kick to a 71-year-old man and still not even manage to take him down?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2019 08:47 PM (0OWcv)

Yup.....Arnold may be old but he is a big dude.

Better bring a lunch if you want to bang with him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2019 08:54 PM (Z+IKu)

326 Willie Nelson, on his last birthday said,
I never thought I would outlive my dick.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 08:51 PM (0z/5y)


To all the girls he's loved before?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 08:54 PM (b7IdW)

327 I keep reading about countries that have to import mooslims because the kids aren't having babies anymore. Porn is easier and cheaper?

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 08:54 PM (K22Va)

328 Hmmm, spank topic and only 300 some odd posts in an hour. You'd think it would be more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (0MVr3)

--

I wonder what everyone else is looking at?

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:54 PM (EOEiY)

329
If they loved eachother that much, they wouldn't make eachother suffer through that.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 08:49 PM (Ph+J5)

LOL!

Posted by: washrivergal at May 22, 2019 08:55 PM (EjlXc)

330 Wife doesn't want to screw, husband doesn't want to cheat is pretty common.
Why should she?
If he leaves, she gets half his shit.
If he stays she can make 100% of his ass miserable while he supports her.

win win

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:55 PM (LL1Be)

331 All this talk about addiction makes me wonder about freedom.

Posted by: Caliban at May 22, 2019 08:55 PM (QE8X6)

332 Fewer people have slept with me than have walked on the Moon.


Was that faked on a soundstage, too?

Posted by: Buzz Aldrin's Punching Bag at May 22, 2019 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

333 I wonder what everyone else is looking at?
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:54 PM (EOEiY)

++++
It's....It's like you know us!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 08:56 PM (2sCft)

334 I'm not really offended by porn (though I think I should be). But I've become sufficiently jaded that it mostly bores me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 22, 2019 08:56 PM (H5knJ)

335 331 All this talk about addiction makes me wonder about freedom.
Posted by: Caliban at May 22, 2019 08:55 PM (QE8X6)

It's just another word for nothing left to lose.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:56 PM (NWiLs)

336 Jada Pinkett-Smith: I Was Addicted to Porn

Who?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 08:56 PM (YqDXo)

337 @83
This is the same network that got rid of a show that was one of it's top rated shows because it was mildly conservative.

Norman Lear is a deusche.

Posted by: John The Savage at May 22, 2019 08:56 PM (LT7mn)

338 All this talk about addiction makes me wonder about freedom.
Posted by: Caliban at M



would you like to know my favorite descriptions of the question of fate vs free will?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:57 PM (MTjB1)

339 330 Wife doesn't want to screw, husband doesn't want to cheat is pretty common.
Why should she?
If he leaves, she gets half his shit.
If he stays she can make 100% of his ass miserable while he supports her.

win win
Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:55 PM (LL1Be)

It's an incredibly fucked up thing to do to a human being. Especially since what the man is chained by is his morality.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:57 PM (mX8Vr)

340 ...he then wanders off into some weird thing about hos she saved him from his horrible hardcore addiction, then describes how much time he had spent watching hardcore and what he was watching and how everything he was watching was more and more disgusting to fulfill his needs.
was little uncomfortable.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (MTjB1)


If I had heard that, I'd be wondering if I was being suckered into some variant of the "aristocrats" joke.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 08:57 PM (b7IdW)

341 261. Mary! You forgot the children of coler.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 08:57 PM (8IkOE)

342 The problem with porn is it's addictive, and like most things addictive, you need more and more to get a 'high' from it. The porn becomes more debasing as you spiral downward.

It also makes it hard to separate real life interactions with women from the porn movie versions.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:58 PM (pUDQf)

343 "How many more people must die so the US Chamber of Commerce can have cheap, slave labor?"


Exactly as many as voters - and "law enforcement" agencies obeying "sanctuary" policies* - put up with. No more.


* Today was a LE heroism award thing day at the WH. Someone really should do an "award" for cases like the MD one where LE compliance with dangerous and immoral policies leads directly to mayhem or death.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 08:58 PM (QDnY+)

344 If I had heard that, I'd be wondering if I was being suckered into some variant of the "aristocrats" joke.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at M




lol. no.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:58 PM (MTjB1)

345 So the thread is about porn and Arnold.

Or just bad acting in general.

And now I'm trying to come up with Arnold Porn lines.

Posted by: jsg at May 22, 2019 08:58 PM (hcGS1)

346 I'm not really offended by porn (though I think I should be). But I've become sufficiently jaded that it mostly bores me.

--

I was watching something by the Red Letter Media guys and one of them made an interesting point.

EVERYTHING is porn to someone. The HQ, or orangemanbad, or that story about the illegal serial killer. Someone, somewhere, is aroused by something no one else sees as anything other than what it is.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:58 PM (EOEiY)

347 Jada was smoking hot in the Matrix movies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:59 PM (pUDQf)

348 Jada Pinkett-Smith: I Was Addicted to Porn

Who?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 08:56 PM (YqDXo)

-

She played Ms. Arnold in Facts of Life.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 08:59 PM (EOEiY)

349 The problem with porn is it's addictive, and like most things addictive, you need more and more to get a 'high' from it. The porn becomes more debasing as you spiral downward.

It also makes it hard to separate real life interactions with women from the porn movie versions.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at M




sure, then you find yourself doing horrible, vile, things to get so cob to troll the interwebs to find yoko hardcore for you to get yourself off to.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:59 PM (MTjB1)

350 339 330 Wife doesn't want to screw, husband doesn't want to cheat is pretty common.
Why should she?
If he leaves, she gets half his shit.
If he stays she can make 100% of his ass miserable while he supports her.

win win
Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 08:55 PM (LL1Be)

It's an incredibly fucked up thing to do to a human being. Especially since what the man is chained by is his morality.
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 08:57 PM (mX8Vr)

Yes it is. But it happens.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (NWiLs)

351 332 "Fewer people have slept with me than have walked on the Moon."


Was that faked on a soundstage, too?
Posted by: Buzz Aldrin's Punching Bag at May 22, 2019 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

Stanley Kubrick filmed you having sex?

Posted by: literally serious at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (W3lnd)

352 342
The problem with porn is it's addictive, and like most things addictive,
you need more and more to get a 'high' from it. The porn becomes more
debasing as you spiral downward.



It also makes it hard to separate real life interactions with women from the porn movie versions.





Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:58 PM (pUDQf)


Did you see that splash of Yoko Porn last night?

Posted by: davidt at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (rZ1u5)

353 I don't understand. Where's the footage of the punk being beaten to within an inch of his life?

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (dzJ3R)

354 There is a direct correlation between porn and declining birth rates, imho.

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (w7KSn)

355 83 OMG.

ABC is performing updated versions of "All in the Family" and "The Jeffersons."

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2019 08:03 PM (EK+Pw)


What are they going to do for shock value, make Archie Bunker a raging white supremacist pedophile?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (b7IdW)

356 sure, then you find yourself doing horrible, vile, things to get so cob to troll the interwebs to find yoko hardcore for you to get yourself off to.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:59 PM (MTjB1


That's below the belt, man!

Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (pUDQf)

357 It's an incredibly fucked up thing to do to a human being. Especially since what the man is chained by is his morality.[i/]

No haven't you heard? He is just a big gutless pussy for not walking out on her crazy-ass and leaving the kids with her.


Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (LL1Be)

358 sure, then you find yourself doing horrible, vile, things to get so cob to troll the interwebs to find yoko hardcore for you to get yourself off to.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 08:59 PM (MTjB1)
+++
We beg you, Y5th, Please seek professional help for this condition.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (2sCft)

359 Your clothes... give them to me, now.

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at May 22, 2019 09:01 PM (Z+IKu)

360
Fewer people have slept with me than have walked on the Moon.



Same. If you include all the Mercury and Gemini astronauts, and everyone at the European Space Agency.

Posted by: Sandra F. at May 22, 2019 09:01 PM (9gHOW)

361
revealed that porn damaged her real relationships because it gave her "false expectations."



What false expectations? Any minute now, 2 busty co-eds are going to knock at my door and say their car broke down and can they spend the night. Any minute now...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:01 PM (11V5c)

362 MAXINE GETS TRUMP-RELATED DOCS FROM BANKS...

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Well, as long as they're in good hands.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 09:01 PM (+y/Ru)

363 Is this one of those "...In Your Ass" threads because I don't come across as politically incorrect or anything.

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (LuPts)

364 We beg you, Y5th, Please seek professional help for this condition.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a M


you might have missed the joke there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (MTjB1)

365 Did you see that splash of Yoko Porn last night?
Posted by: davidt at May 22, 2019 09:00 PM (rZ1u5


No, no. I did that for y'all. I went to bed while you all enjoyed the splendor of Yoko. You lucky SOBs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (pUDQf)

366
ABC is performing updated versions of "All in the Family" and "The Jeffersons."



Oh, boy, leftovers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (oVJmc)

367 In the old days, you only had conjugal relations for the purpose of procreation.
Work, work, work...

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (w7KSn)

368 Insomniac, you are out of that loop.

You have a good Lady that loves you,

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (8tppx)

369 Yeah, I waited for marriage for religious reasons. Not sorry at all that I waited - but I will say, figuring out how to have good sex was MUCH harder than romance novels led me to believe it would be. It was pretty painful for the first few years, and if I didn't have such a high libido, we'd probably have a sexless marriage now. But I was very motivated to figure things out. We still are having way less than the amount of sex I'd like (3-5 times a week or more), but the quality is a million times better than it used to be.

Chique - when the time comes, I recommend the book "Come As You Are". It explains a lot about female sexuality. Some other books I haven't read myself yet but have seen strongly recommended are "Passionate Marriage" and "Mating in Captivity".

I will also say, if I were single again, I don't think I'd wait until marriage again. My husband and I have finally managed to find something that works, but it's never been like what people talk about. I don't think I'd be willing to roll the dice on compatibility again.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (rWZ8Y)

370 321 What I find scary is what ahem services are out there to break porn addiction.

The most popular is essentially having a sponsor who monitors all your online activity using software to make sure youre on the straight and narrow

I pity the poor man who would have to do that with ace.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 08:53 PM (+dsLj)

Busty Bisexuals women in the NYC section of SkipTheGames and Eros.

Posted by: literally serious at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (W3lnd)

371 Remember when I said I would boink you last?


I LIED

Posted by: Pornstache Arnie at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (+dsLj)

372 368 Insomniac, you are out of that loop.

You have a good Lady that loves you,
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (8tppx)

This is very true.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:03 PM (NWiLs)

373 ABC is performing updated versions of "All in the Family" and "The Jeffersons."

Posted by: rd

Is William "Cold Cash" Jefferson out of jail?

Stacey Abrams as Weezy-oh lawd

Posted by: Miklos, not a Netflixer neither at May 22, 2019 09:03 PM (QzkSJ)

374 -
--

Jada Pinkett-Smith: I Was Addicted to Porn



Who?



Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 08:56 PM

----------------

Oh, you know! Famous family of scissor-smiths. Made that kind that cut zig-zag.

Posted by: irright at May 22, 2019 09:03 PM (RVcmP)

375 342 The problem with porn is it's addictive, and like most things addictive, you need more and more to get a 'high' from it. The porn becomes more debasing as you spiral downward.
It also makes it hard to separate real life interactions with women from the porn movie versions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 08:58 PM (pUDQf)


It's addictive for *certain* people. Many men can look at it once or twice, say "meh", and never have the need to indulge in it again. Others ruin their marriages with it.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 09:03 PM (b7IdW)

376
ABC is performing updated versions of "All in the Family" and "The Jeffersons."


Let me guess, Archie is a Trump supporting mouth breathing dolt. Updated from being a Nixon supporting mouthing breathing dolt.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:04 PM (11V5c)

377 The problem they're going to have is that George Jefferson was as bigoted as Archie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 09:05 PM (oVJmc)

378 Sure, but George Jefferson was a Republican.

Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 09:05 PM (EOEiY)

379 It also makes it hard to separate real life interactions with women from the porn movie versions.

*adds to What Makes Porn Great list*

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 09:05 PM (LL1Be)

380 Insomniac, you are out of that loop.

You have a good Lady that loves you,
Posted by: Ben Had

And a Medical Professional. So it's all OK. Just do as you are told.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos at May 22, 2019 09:06 PM (QzkSJ)

381
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (rWZ8Y)



John Steed:We're needed.

I've been binge watching The Avengers TV show on tubitv.com

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:06 PM (11V5c)

382 Let me guess, Archie is a Trump supporting mouth breathing dolt. Updated from being a Nixon supporting mouthing breathing dolt.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:04 PM (11V5c)


And the audience inexplicably identifies with him instead of his useless Bernie-bro son-in-law. Drives the writers bonkers. No matter what they do...

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 09:06 PM (t+qrx)

383 Insomniac, you are out of that loop.

You have a good Lady that loves you,
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:02 PM (8tppx)

-----------

Oh, this is good.

Posted by: The Hallmark Channel at May 22, 2019 09:07 PM (4knXT)

384 And a Medical Professional. So it's all OK. Just do as you are told.
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos at May 22, 2019 09:06 PM (QzkSJ)

Very helpful for IV rehydration.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:07 PM (NWiLs)

385 Let me guess, Archie is a Trump supporting mouth breathing dolt. Updated from being a Nixon supporting mouthing breathing dolt.


Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:04 PM (11V5c)


Nope. Extreme right Romney supporter. A Trump supporter would be Ridiculous, as no one would believe it.

Posted by: ABC at May 22, 2019 09:07 PM (9gHOW)

386 The problem they're going to have is that George Jefferson was as bigoted as Archie.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 09:05 PM (oVJmc)


How are they going to remake the episode with George and Archie discussing the social order and thoroughly enjoying it?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 09:07 PM (1g7ch)

387 From what I recall, one of the stats Ive seen is that less than 2% of the population are virgins when they marry, and its probably lower than that

It's actually a lot higher now thanks to the wide spread of feminism.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 22, 2019 09:08 PM (6XLoz)

388 It's addictive for *certain* people. Many men can look at it once or twice, say "meh", and never have the need to indulge in it again. Others ruin their marriages with it.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 09:03 PM
+++++
This is true. I've seen it destroy relationships. But each person's situation is different.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 09:08 PM (2sCft)

389 It just wasn't his day.

A convicted felon accidentally shot himself in the genitals last month at an apartment in Cashmere. His problems didn't stop there.

Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, had a pistol tucked into his front pocket April 5 when the gun discharged, sending a bullet through his testicles and into his thigh, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 16 in Chelan County Superior Court.

Instead of heading directly to a hospital, Wilson instructed his girlfriend to first drive to Lincoln Park in Wenatchee, where he gave the pistol to a friend, the affidavit said. A 13-time convicted felon, it is illegal for Wilson to possess a firearm.


As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.

Chelan County sheriff's detectives were notified that Wilson had suffered a gunshot wound and then responded to the hospital. They searched the car and found a bag of methamphetamine inside a pair of blood-stained jeans he 'd taken off before entering the hospital.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 09:09 PM (+y/Ru)

390 Miklos, have you seen any of the farms that provide horses for the films made in the Visigrad?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:09 PM (8tppx)

391 -
--
MAXINE GETS TRUMP-RELATED DOCS FROM BANKS...

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Trump is going DOWN!!! I done told my staff to take off our shoes and socks. We gonna be calculatin' all night.

Posted by: Mad Maxine at May 22, 2019 09:10 PM (RVcmP)

392 390 Miklos, have you seen any of the farms that provide horses for the films made in the Visigrad?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:09 PM (8tppx)

And back to porn again...

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:10 PM (NWiLs)

393 Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, had a pistol tucked into his front pocket April 5 when the gun discharged, sending a bullet through his testicles

Darwin nods knowlingly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:11 PM (YqDXo)

394 As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.


----------

Let he who has not had a dope balloon slip out of his anus during surgery, cast the first stone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 09:11 PM (4knXT)

395 The problem they're going to have is that George Jefferson was as bigoted as Archie.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 09:05 PM (oVJmc)



I don't think they'll have a problem with George saying honky and cracker. Archie saying coloreds and other assorted words for minorities however....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:11 PM (11V5c)

396 Good night, Horde. To fap, then to sleep, perchance to dream....

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM (2sCft)

397 As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.


Sad to see a good woman lose such a good man.

Posted by: Miklos, touching up the tzampotli a bit at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)

398 Miklos, have you seen any of the farms that provide horses for the films made in the Visigrad?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:09 PM (8tppx



Go on.

Posted by: Catherine the Great at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM (9gHOW)

399 396 Good night, Horde. To fap, then to sleep, perchance to dream....
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM (2sCft)

Aye, there's the rub.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

400 Not to brag, but I only spend about 5 minutes watching porn.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 09:13 PM (jXrK7)

401 Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, had a pistol tucked into his front pocket April 5 when the gun discharged, sending a bullet through his testicles

The gun didn't just spontaneously discharge. Something pulled the trigger.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 09:13 PM (2DOZq)

402 Started watching season 8 of GOT. Just finished with episode 4. Yeah, rushed writing and sloppy editing. But it's not as terrible than many have been shouting about. Always thought Tyrion should have ended up on The Iron Throne and had the best story arc and was the best actor of the show. I'm also in the camp that the Arya storyline was very good.... so far as well from start to finish.

Posted by: literally serious at May 22, 2019 09:13 PM (W3lnd)

403 Archie saying coloreds and other assorted words for minorities however....
Posted by: TheQuietMan

On it, cracka

Posted by: National Association for the Advancement of Colored People at May 22, 2019 09:13 PM (QzkSJ)

404 I would argue that the "relationship" was "destroyed" long before porn came along.


The dude get rejected 500 times by his "wife" and then blue-balled and miserable, the poor bastard finally beats his meat to a couple of busty Argentinian twins balling some stud in an airport lounge and somehow, HE "destroyed the relationship with porn"?

I am disinclined to agree.

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 09:14 PM (LL1Be)

405 Trump is going DOWN!!! I done told my staff to take off our shoes and socks. We gonna be calculatin' all night.
Posted by: Mad Maxine at May 22, 2019 09:10 PM (RVcmP)


"And da bruthas have been unzipping their flys."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:14 PM (YqDXo)

406 "It just wasn't his day. "

Sometimes your entire life is nothing but a warning to the others.

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 22, 2019 09:14 PM (w7KSn)

407 sending a bullet through his testicles

***********

Omg


That poor bullet!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 22, 2019 09:14 PM (+dsLj)

408 Good night, Horde. To fap, then to sleep, perchance to dream....
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM (2sCft)

Aye, there's the rub.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM (NWiLs)


Holy f'n lol

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 09:14 PM (t+qrx)

409 Insomniac, I have convinced a bunch of virile male studs to jump on a dummy and ejaculate into a 36 in rubber.

Porn holds no fascination

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:14 PM (8tppx)

410 Men have to fap for prostate health. Yeah for health reasons.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 09:14 PM (2DOZq)

411 Insomniac, I have convinced a bunch of virile male studs to jump on a dummy and ejaculate into a 36 in rubber.


--------

Wait. That's Wagner, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 09:15 PM (4knXT)

412 It just wasn't his day.



That story keeps escalating even beyond what you quoted:

"Police did not arrest Wilson at the hospital, opting instead to issue an April 16 warrant for gun and meth possession, which allowed Wilson to turn himself in two days later. When he did so, police reportedly found another bag of marijuana in his rectum during a jailhouse strip search.

Possession of a controlled substance was then added to the growing list of charges against Wilson. A week later, Wilson was also charged with four counts of witness tampering after police reportedly listened in on a jailhouse phone call between the alleged perp and girlfriend, where cops say he told her not to cooperate with investigators.

Wilson pleaded not guilty to all charges and is awaiting trial on June 18 on all but the obstruction charge, for which he'll be tried July 9. Bail was set at $110,000."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 09:15 PM (oVJmc)

413 Good night, Horde. To fap, then to sleep, perchance to dream....
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM (2sCft)

Aye, there's the rub.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM

Nicely done.

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 22, 2019 09:15 PM (jwrVH)

414 What? It was some really good shit.

Posted by: Cameron Jeffrey Wilson at May 22, 2019 09:15 PM (UdKB7)

415 I always put pron under the "graven images" commandment.

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 22, 2019 09:15 PM (w7KSn)

416 But of course the court documents will say otherwise.

"He's a porn addict , yer Honor, just look at his browser history!"

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 09:15 PM (LL1Be)

417 Fewer people have slept with me than have walked on the Moon.





Was that faked on a soundstage, too?


Nope, and the flag still goes up.

Posted by: DaveA at May 22, 2019 09:15 PM (FhXTo)

418 397 As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.


Sad to see a good woman lose such a good man.
Posted by: Miklos, touching up the tzampotli a bit at May 22, 2019 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)


This just in: Cameron Jeffrey Wilson has just announced his candidacy for the Democrat Presidential nomination. When asked about the Constitutional requirements thereof, he replies he identifies as 35.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:16 PM (YqDXo)

419 Only on AOS would an Arnold -Porn thread go to 400 posts in less that an hour and a half - take a bow, horde - we'll talk about anything!

Posted by: Boswell at May 22, 2019 09:16 PM (32YRo)

420 Think about why they're doing all in the family.


Who do you think Archie will be supporting?


Posted by: Ha at May 22, 2019 09:16 PM (MAstk)

421 Breitbart has a nice lead on the money flowing into Hunter Biden's bank account.

Question is, will Biden hang his own son out to dry to satisfy his ego and win the Presidency? Cause that albatross isn't going away.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 09:16 PM (pUDQf)

422 409 Insomniac, I have convinced a bunch of virile male studs to jump on a dummy and ejaculate into a 36 in rubber.

Porn holds no fascination
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:14 PM (8tppx)

I'm impressed. Now what about the horses?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:16 PM (NWiLs)

423 I always put pron under the "graven images" commandment.
Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 22, 2019 09:15 PM (w7KSn)


Nobody thinks to look for it there.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 09:16 PM (t+qrx)

424 Insomniac, I have convinced a bunch of virile male studs to jump on a dummy and ejaculate into a 36 in rubber.



Porn holds no fascination

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:14 PM (8tppx)




Geez, I'm a complete square. All I had was a Scotch before dinner.

Posted by: Loser McLoser at May 22, 2019 09:17 PM (9gHOW)

425 I would guess more men are addicted to video games than there are pron.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2019 09:17 PM (r+sAi)

426 The commandments were for the Jews anyway. Pretty sure they don't apply to Christians.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 09:17 PM (jXrK7)

427 Ow.

Posted by: Ahnold at May 22, 2019 09:17 PM (FPrx1)

428

Who is playing Archie?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:18 PM (11V5c)

429 425 I would guess more men are addicted to video games than there are pron.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2019 09:17 PM (r+sAi)

Probably. Plus, there's no refractory period.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:18 PM (NWiLs)

430 423 I always put pron under the "graven images" commandment.
Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 22, 2019 09:15 PM (w7KSn)

Nobody thinks to look for it there.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 09:16 PM (t+qrx)

---------

I would have checked the Good N Plenty Clause of the Constitution.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 09:18 PM (4knXT)

431 Who do you think Archie will be supporting?







Posted by: Ha at May 22, 2019 09:16 PM (MAstk)


Hmmm.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at May 22, 2019 09:18 PM (9gHOW)

432 Archie will also be supporting the wall.

Posted by: Ha at May 22, 2019 09:18 PM (MAstk)

433 Miklos, have you seen any of the farms that provide horses for the films made in the Visigrad?
Posted by: Ben Had

Not sure what you mean. Visegrad is a town upstream from BP. I know a lot about horses and the horse business in Hungary (I used to ride a bit). You know, the famous Lippizan horses were (and still are) bred at two studs-one in East Hungary, one in Croatia. Never in Austria.

Posted by: Miklos, gulyas is actually Hungarian for Cowboy at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (QzkSJ)

434
287
278 I wish to congratulate the lucky guy in the future who is lucky enough and smart enough to win the affections of Chique.



You will be one lucky dude.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 08:46 PM (m+wg5)



Win? Like, through a sweepstakes?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 08:48 PM (NWiLs)

Wait, there's a drawing for Chique? Is she aware of this, and how much are the tickets? (I keed. Mostly.)
Yes, women can be sex addicts, as I learned from experience. It's no more pretty than a male sex addict. So, I buy what she's saying. That said, didn't she think this would have an effect on her children? Why is it necessary to air these things in public?

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (1FhAQ)

435 As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.

The bag was attached to a string that led to Michael Avenatti.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (8rjXi)

436 Sex-Bots. Once Sex-Bots happen ... everything changes.

And let us be honest - plenty of chics now love - ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOVE - to talk about how they wish their dildo could open a jar.

Works both ways, ladies. And the dudes that virtue signal here at three ... two ... one ...

They'll be too busy to type while they're hitting their Sex-Bot.

Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (FDjz7)

437 " I have convinced a bunch of virile male studs to jump on a dummy and ejaculate into a 36 in rubber. "

Linky?

Posted by: Jada Pinky Slit at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (UdKB7)

438 Probably. Plus, there's no refractory period.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:18 PM (NWiLs)


Weapon cooldown timer.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (t+qrx)

439 Insomniac, I had to buy a hooker for a stud that my boss paid $500,000 for and then she got mad at him and kicked me.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (8tppx)

440 Why is it necessary to air these things in public?

Because 95% of the idiots in Hollywood are mentally ill.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2019 09:20 PM (8rjXi)

441 Who is playing Archie?


Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:18 PM (11V5c)


Idris Elba.

Posted by: ABC at May 22, 2019 09:20 PM (9gHOW)

442
Who is playing Archie?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:18 PM (11V5c)









In keeping with the current fad of changing the gender or race of beloved characters in TV/movie reboots, Archie should be played by a black woman.

No matter which group she'd bigoted towards, it'll make the commies squirm.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2019 09:20 PM (eXA4G)

443 409 Insomniac, I have convinced a bunch of virile male studs to jump on a dummy and ejaculate into a 36 in rubber.


Ever get a sense that the mare's are let down with that scenario?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 09:21 PM (0z/5y)

444 426 The commandments were for the Jews anyway. Pretty sure they don't apply to Christians.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 09:17 PM (jXrK7)

Be perfect, therefore, as your Heavenly Father is perfect.

Do not murder, and anyone who murders will be subject to judgment.
But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother will be subject to judgment.

But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

(No sinful thoughts essentially).

Straight out of luck unfortunately.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 09:21 PM (mX8Vr)

445 I chainsawed an 8" diameter tree off the top of the barn tonight while Mrs. E stood ready to haul me to the ER. Got 'er done without mishap, been inside for awhile and had a tasty CPT Morgan/total sugar DrPepper/peach juice frosty drink. I love healthy summer coolers.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2019 09:22 PM (qBNEP)

446 Jack and Jill went up the hill
they each had a buck and a quarter
Jill came back with a buck and a half
and forgot about the water

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 22, 2019 09:22 PM (RuIsu)

447 Who is playing Archie?


Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2019 09:18 PM (11V5c)

Idris Elba.


Veronica

Posted by: Miklos, seeing more politically correct Hollywood funding this way at May 22, 2019 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)

448 439 Insomniac, I had to buy a hooker for a stud that my boss paid $500,000 for and then she got mad at him and kicked me.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (8tppx)

Horses? Please tell me both were horses.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 09:22 PM (0MVr3)

449 I would guess more men are addicted to video games than there are pron.

-

Watch four hours of TV every night and binge Netflix on the weekend: normal

Look at pictures of nekkid women occasionally because nekkid women are nice to look at: perverts and addicts destroying marriages

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 22, 2019 09:22 PM (RvWKe)

450 That said, didn't she think this would have an effect on her children? Why is it necessary to air these things in public?


Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (1FhAQ)

+++Just another example of why so many kids of celebrities are severely screwed up.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 22, 2019 09:22 PM (EjlXc)

451
I chainsawed an 8" diameter tree off the top of the barn tonight
Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2019 09:22 PM (qBNEP)








Did anyone else shudder at reading this on a porn thread?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2019 09:23 PM (eXA4G)

452 Jill came back with two fifty, jack ass !!!

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at May 22, 2019 09:23 PM (FDjz7)

453 400
Not to brag, but I only spend about 5 minutes watching porn.


Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 09:13 PM (jXrK7)

Per day or per hour?

Posted by: joncelli tries Windows 10 at May 22, 2019 09:23 PM (1FhAQ)

454 Might as well face it, you're addicted to pron...

Posted by: Robert Palmer at May 22, 2019 09:23 PM (miE9U)

455 439 Insomniac, I had to buy a hooker for a stud that my boss paid $500,000 for and then she got mad at him and kicked me.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:19 PM (8tppx)

*scratches head*

I thought studs usually got laid for free and didn't need hookers.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:23 PM (NWiLs)

456 Miklos, Wow we can talk horses! With so many films being shot in the those countries there have to be some large holdings that purchase rideable horses.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:24 PM (8tppx)

457 The bag was attached to a string that led to Michael Avenatti.

Posted by: Circa

He's every where! When you fall down a manhole cover on your way to hell, Avenatti is waiting for you on the first ring of purgatory to clown fuck you on your way to the next ring...

Posted by: Boswell at May 22, 2019 09:24 PM (32YRo)

458 Hey, what the hell is going on with Flynn?

Wasn't he supposed to have been sentenced in like March?

Posted by: John The Savage at May 22, 2019 09:24 PM (LT7mn)

459 Veronica is hot.

For a cartoon.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:25 PM (tH5fk)

460
rideable horses.









You people SUCK.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at May 22, 2019 09:25 PM (eXA4G)

461 Jill came back with two and a half

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 09:25 PM (0z/5y)

462 hiya


Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 22, 2019 09:25 PM (htgmn)

463 I always thought ALH was a guys name.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:26 PM (tH5fk)

464 Horses? Please tell me both were horses.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Come on, Mare.

Posted by: Murray Slaughter at May 22, 2019 09:27 PM (QzkSJ)

465 463 I always thought ALH was a guys name.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:26 PM (tH5fk)

Who can tell on the internet?

Posted by: Dick Manly at May 22, 2019 09:27 PM (0MVr3)

466 +++Just another example of why so many kids of celebrities are severely screwed up.
Posted by: washrivergal



Being the kid of a celebrity is like living in literal South Park.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:27 PM (tH5fk)

467 463 I always thought ALH was a guys name.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:26 PM (tH5fk)

---------

In Bosnia.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 09:27 PM (4knXT)

468 I guess if Ace really wanted to make bank, he'd turn to the spank.

Ace' Smart Military Porn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 09:27 PM (pUDQf)

469 Who can tell on the internet?



Posted by: Dick Manly at May 22, 2019 09:27 PM (0MVr3)

+++LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at May 22, 2019 09:27 PM (EjlXc)

470 Insomniac, this horse had been abused in the show ring and would make himself sick at the thought of breeding.

Why did they pay me the big bucks? I solved the problem

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:29 PM (8tppx)

471 Isn't Jada's son as cross dressing model?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 09:29 PM (pUDQf)

472 I thought I had read that Ahhnold was knocked down by the kick to his back. All I see is him having to step forward. Granted the kicker was a scrawny lil twerp but dude you blindsided a what 65-70 yr old man with a kick and he has to take one step forward and you're a heap on the ground before the body guard even reacts - I think you need to give on any dreams of being a fighter/brawler.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at May 22, 2019 09:29 PM (eASYU)

473 470 Insomniac, this horse had been abused in the show ring and would make himself sick at the thought of breeding.

Why did they pay me the big bucks? I solved the problem
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:29 PM (8tppx)

So you are saying you are the Robert Redford for sexual dysfunction in horses?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 09:30 PM (0MVr3)

474 Flynn: several continuances [delays] granted for sentencing, and judge has asked for some material related to the case. Reasonable speculation about the case is it *might* involve serious skullduggery by marquee names from the Keystone Coup [Strzok, Yates, McCabe]. Only time will tell.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 09:30 PM (QDnY+)

475 I think you need to give on any dreams of being a fighter/brawler.
Posted by: paleRider is

Freikorps material...no.

Posted by: Miklos the anti-socialist social historian at May 22, 2019 09:31 PM (QzkSJ)

476 I thought studs usually got laid for free and didn't need hookers.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:23 PM (NWiLs)

One would think so. But when it comes to livestock - not so much.

Turns out - peeps like you and me do stupid shit and, sometimes, give away half three or more times. Ask Ric Flair for more info.

Livestock studs get to mount a dummy saddle thing and get a hand job from a Mexican farm-hand while a teaser horse, or cow, or whatever, walks around. They collect that shit in a baggy and another lucky Mexican gets to shove that shit so far up the Fun Canal that they often say it feels like grabbing the end of a corn cob.

Good Times !!!

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at May 22, 2019 09:31 PM (FDjz7)

477 So you are saying you are the Robert Redford for sexual dysfunction in horses?



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 09:30 PM (0MVr3)


Hail Hydra!

Posted by: Bob Reford at May 22, 2019 09:32 PM (9gHOW)

478 470 Insomniac, this horse had been abused in the show ring and would make himself sick at the thought of breeding.

Why did they pay me the big bucks? I solved the problem
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:29 PM (8tppx)

So you're like Dr. Ruth for horses.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at May 22, 2019 09:32 PM (FDjz7)

480 Whatever Barrel ... I'm not even supposed to be here. You hungry ? I'm thirsty, you saucy bitch.

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at May 22, 2019 09:32 PM (FDjz7)

481 What will the Diceman make of the Barrel?

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:33 PM (tH5fk)

482 Aetius, I'm the person that kept that $500,000 from being flushed down the drain.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:33 PM (8tppx)

483 I thought we had agreed to call such behavior 'kneading my pizza'.

Posted by: Ass Chum at May 22, 2019 09:33 PM (Jj+59)

484 What will the Diceman make of the Barrel?

Are there any tuffets in there?

Posted by: mikeyG - farm-raised, organic earworms at May 22, 2019 09:33 PM (LL1Be)

485 Barrel, whoa!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 09:33 PM (0MVr3)

486 Keystone Coup

I'm amazed at how dumb some people in power can be, but I think you may be right.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 09:34 PM (K22Va)

487 You know who needs pizza?


This guy.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:34 PM (tH5fk)

488 Guys, I is hitting the rain locker and then the rack.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2019 09:34 PM (qBNEP)

489 487 You know who needs pizza?


This guy.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:34 PM (tH5fk)

But do you also have two thumbs?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:34 PM (NWiLs)

490 I thought I had read that Ahhnold was knocked down by the kick to his back. All I see is him having to step forward. Granted the kicker was a scrawny lil twerp but dude you blindsided a what 65-70 yr old man with a kick and he has to take one step forward and you're a heap on the ground before the body guard even reacts - I think you need to give on any dreams of being a fighter/brawler.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at May 22, 2019 09:29 PM (eASYU)


Schwarzenegger is 72. And the bodyguard should have snapped the neck of that chickenshit cheapshotting mother fucker. Just on ... general genetic grounds.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:35 PM (YqDXo)

491 What will the Diceman make of the Barrel?

Posted by: eleven

His abode, I suspect.

Posted by: Boswell at May 22, 2019 09:35 PM (32YRo)

492 But do you also have two thumbs?
Posted by: Insomniac



I am an hominid.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:35 PM (tH5fk)

493 @dcexaminer

Wells Fargo reportedly handed the committee thousands of documents, and TD Bank also provided multiple documents, joining seven other financial institutions that have complied with the committee's subpoenas.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 09:36 PM (cF8AT)

494 482
Aetius, I'm the person that kept that $500,000 from being flushed down the drain.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 09:33 PM (8tppx)

+++Ya could have given it to me. I would not have flushed it.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 22, 2019 09:36 PM (EjlXc)

495 yeesh

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 09:36 PM (8IkOE)

496 I thought we had agreed to call such behavior 'kneading my pizza'.
Posted by: Ass Chum at May 22, 2019 09:33 PM (Jj+59)


I think it's called filling the Cannilone.

Posted by: Mario Spaghetti at May 22, 2019 09:37 PM (9gHOW)

497 Flynn: several continuances [delays] granted for sentencing, and judge has asked for some material related to the case. Reasonable speculation about the case is it *might* involve serious skullduggery by marquee names from the Keystone Coup [Strzok, Yates, McCabe]. Only time will tell.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 09:30 PM (QDnY+)


I think the judge asked for public release of unredacted transcripts of the statements prosecution claims are proof that Flynn made false statements.

IOW - not taking the plea bargain, wants public proof crime was committed.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 09:37 PM (1g7ch)

498 Wells Fargo reportedly handed the committee thousands of documents, and TD Bank also provided multiple documents, joining seven other financial institutions that have complied with the committee's subpoenas.
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 09:36 PM (cF8AT)


Two banks from which I would immediately pull every nickel, and refuse to do business with thereafter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:37 PM (YqDXo)

499 the bodyguard should have snapped the neck of that chickenshit cheapshotting mother fucker.

I agree. There's way too much of that shit lately.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 09:37 PM (K22Va)

500 Lets see,
Felon,
Posession of firearm,
Illegal weapons transfer,
Multiple drug posession,
Suborning perjury,

Seattle: time served and free homeless tent
Chelan: long term sentence and Goveror Inslee pardon

Nuts going to sue for assault?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 22, 2019 09:37 PM (xuyej)

501 What will the Diceman make of the Barrel? 

A wind tunnel-tested hairdo.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 22, 2019 09:38 PM (rnj6q)

502 Six Super Bowl rings on one hand make me so horny, I need my pizza kneaded every 10 hours. Little tiny yellow hands .

Posted by: Robert Kraft at May 22, 2019 09:39 PM (Jj+59)

503 You know who's addicted to porn and doesn't tell the whole world?

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:40 PM (tH5fk)

504 Two banks from which I would immediately pull every nickel, and refuse to do business with thereafter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:37 PM (YqDXo)

Sounds like there's 9 banks total.

This is just....I am without speech.

Hope the dems remember, at some point in the future there may be a D president....

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 09:40 PM (cF8AT)

505 Miklos, Wow we can talk horses! With so many films being shot in the those countries there have to be some large holdings that purchase rideable horses.
Posted by: Ben Had

Sure, we can talk.

The truth is that a lot of the horses have been sold. It is a type bred for cavalry service. It is called Nonius. They remember their training through generations, and are the ones used for films. More are in Germany now.

The real problem is the lack of capable riders. The horses are fewer, but the riders are even fewer. One hundred and 5 years ago, there were about 200,000 trained cavalry in Europe, and 300,000 trained cavalry horses.

Today maybe 1000 who can ride in that way. Hard to get the people, even more than the horses.

Posted by: Miklos, lovasz at May 22, 2019 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)

506 Do they honestly think that if Trump were doing something illegal that he would be reporting it in his taxes? Depositing it into a bank with a note saying it was illegally obtained??

Idiots.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 09:41 PM (pUDQf)

507 You know who's addicted to porn and doesn't tell the whole world?
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:40 PM (tH5fk)


Hitler?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 09:41 PM (t+qrx)

508 Wells Fargo reportedly handed the committee thousands of documents,
and TD Bank also provided multiple documents, joining seven other
financial institutions that have complied with the committee's
subpoenas.


Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 09:36 PM (cF8AT)


Barry was no fool. But then again, at this point, it's pretty obvious he was getting PLENTY of GOP advice from dicks like McCain.

Operation ChokePoint rolled out with grudging applause from many, including many Republicans. Because Barry wasn't stupid - they targeted porn stars and gamblers first.

Doin' good ain't got no end.

Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 22, 2019 09:41 PM (FDjz7)

509 Sounds like there's 9 banks total.

This is just....I am without speech.

Hope the dems remember, at some point in the future there may be a D president....
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 09:40 PM (cF8AT)


There are other banks. I'd pick some regional bank, and make their day. "How would you like to handle $1 billion in transactions per year?"

Fuck Wells Fargo, Bank of America, Chase, Citicrap, etc.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:42 PM (YqDXo)

510 San Francisco horsefucker

Posted by: mr woo at May 22, 2019 09:42 PM (W3lnd)

511 Six Super Bowl rings on one hand make me so horny, I need my pizza kneaded every 10 hours. Little tiny yellow hands .

Posted by: Robert Kraft at May 22, 2019 09:39 PM (Jj+59)


You're a gazillionaire and you got was a handy?

Posted by: No F'ing Way at May 22, 2019 09:42 PM (9gHOW)

512 And God help them if they blot their copybooks again while I'm in office.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:42 PM (YqDXo)

513
I am an hominid.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:35 PM (tH5fk)

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Australopithecines rule
Hominids drool

Posted by: Lucy at May 22, 2019 09:42 PM (4knXT)

514
Barry was no fool. But then again, at this point, it's pretty obvious he was getting PLENTY of GOP advice from dicks like McCain.

Operation ChokePoint rolled out with grudging applause from many, including many Republicans. Because Barry wasn't stupid - they targeted porn stars and gamblers first.


As if "Barry" thought of any of this. Please.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:43 PM (YqDXo)

515 You know who's addicted to porn and doesn't tell the whole world?

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:40 PM (tH5fk)



Hitler? ^

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2019 09:44 PM (K22Va)

516 >>>some chick who will give you coyote arm in the morning.

ok chili...what's this coyote arm?

Posted by: smiling trapper's girl at May 22, 2019 09:44 PM (DGS6j)

517 The New York bill is also "ex-post facto", also prohibited.

Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 09:44 PM (KOCKb)

518 507 You know who's addicted to porn and doesn't tell the whole world?
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 09:40 PM (tH5fk)

Hitler?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 22, 2019 09:41 PM (t+qrx)

No, I think this is the double reverse Stalin or Mao.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2019 09:44 PM (0MVr3)

519 496 I thought we had agreed to call such behavior 'kneading my pizza'.
Posted by: Ass Chum at May 22, 2019 09:33 PM (Jj+59)

I think it's called filling the Cannilone.
Posted by: Mario Spaghetti at May 22, 2019 09:37 PM (9gHOW)

Mixing the spumoni.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 09:44 PM (NWiLs)

520 Coyote arm = coyote ugly. You wake up after a one night stand with someone so ugly you'd chew your own arm off to get away.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 09:46 PM (pUDQf)

521 'kneading my pizza'.
Posted by: Ass Chum at May 22, 2019 09:33 PM (Jj+59)

I think it's called filling the Cannilone.
Posted by: Mario Spaghetti at May 22, 2019 09:37 PM (9gHOW)

Mixing the spumoni.
Posted by: Insomniac

The young ones! No wonder country get old.

Posted by: Chef Boiardi at May 22, 2019 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)

522 506 Do they honestly think that if Trump were doing something illegal that he would be reporting it in his taxes? Depositing it into a bank with a note saying it was illegally obtained??

Idiots.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 09:41 PM (pUDQf)

If the Republicans in the Senate had any nads, they would Subpeona all the records from the DEMS in the House, AND THEIR KIDS, to look for foreign influence in our election process.

Since that is what they are going after Trump on, with no probable cause.

Its oversight, and to see if we need to tighten up campaign laws... yeah... really.

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 09:46 PM (NgKpN)

523 As if "Barry" thought of any of this. Please.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 09:43 PM (YqDXo)



A fair point. It's not like he rolled into DC with a ready-made direct Forced Government Bailout of banks, violation of basic budgetary rules, and a expanded police state.

You're right. I don't think Barry created any of that shit at all. I think he just showed up and used it.

Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 22, 2019 09:47 PM (FDjz7)

524 Hope the dems remember, at some point in the future there may be a D president....
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 09:40 PM (cF8AT)

If this is what a civil society can do, I can hardly wait to see what's next...

But I really hate the "world" society these pond scum are creating for my grandkids!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 09:47 PM (AZxMX)

525 There are other banks. I'd pick some regional bank, and make their day. "How would you like to handle $1 billion in transactions per year?"

Fuck Wells Fargo, Bank of America, Chase, Citicrap, etc.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

...

And small regional banks have to compete with credit unions which don't have the same rules. Set those guys free.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2019 09:47 PM (BQK/a)

526 Capital One spent $18 million on FarkBook ads last yr
American Express $14 million on **social media**

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 09:48 PM (0z/5y)

527 You're right. I don't think Barry created any of that shit at all. I think he just showed up and used it.
Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 22, 2019 09:47 PM (FDjz7)

-------

He showed up and was TOLD to use it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 09:48 PM (4knXT)

528 I want a senate committee to go after Maxine Waterhead's banking records, pursuant to the Fucking Retard Rule.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 22, 2019 09:49 PM (hjaPQ)

529 Its oversight, and to see if we need to tighten up campaign laws... yeah... really.
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 09:46 PM (NgKpN)

Darn good thing our stalwart GOP ESTABLISHMENT betters, like lyin' Ryan, helped the Dems win the House

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 09:49 PM (AZxMX)

530 Re credit unions:

As part of my current job, I pass by the Seal Beach Naval Weapons Station usually about once a week. It's right next to Leisure World.

Right on the base and just inside the gate, there's a branch of a credit union called Sea Air FCU.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 09:50 PM (miE9U)

531 Hope the dems remember, at some point in the future there may be a D president....

As if the repubs weren't pussies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2019 09:50 PM (r+sAi)

532 Mixing the spumoni.

Posted by: Insomniac



The young ones! No wonder country get old.

Posted by: Chef Boiardi at May 22, 2019 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)


Nothing against Italy, but I skeets in the rice.

Posted by: Uncle Ben at May 22, 2019 09:50 PM (9gHOW)

533 I just read about Party of Five. Sayyyyyy whaaaaaaa?

Maybe Lacy Chabert can make a nude cameo.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 09:51 PM (YdHeD)

534 Hope the dems remember, at some point in the future there may be a D president....

___

And we will treat xhe with the utmost respect. Cuz that's who we are and shit.
- GOP

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 09:51 PM (YdHeD)

535 Back in the 80s, a colleague commented that "watching porn is like watching people eat." And for me it became true. Unless you are doing it, there is no pleasure in watching someone else.

Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 09:51 PM (KOCKb)

536 >>>#NoFap, man. I gotta give that another try.
Be the master of your domain, man.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at May 22, 2019 09:51 PM (NMAzL)

537 Coyote arm = coyote ugly. You wake up after a one night stand with someone so ugly you'd chew your own arm off to get away.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Then there's the Double Coyote. That's when you get down the streer, you gnaw off your other arm.
Because you know shes going to be looking for a one armed man


Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2019 09:52 PM (8ikIW)

538 529 Its oversight, and to see if we need to tighten up campaign laws... yeah... really.
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 09:46 PM (NgKpN)

Darn good thing our stalwart GOP ESTABLISHMENT betters, like lyin' Ryan, helped the Dems win the House
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 09:49 PM (AZxMX)

Play by their rules. Apparently it is in the national interest to go through politicians IRS Records, and Bank Records, to look for Russian Collusion even without probable cause, using the power of Congressional Subpeona.

Very well then. Congress should be looked at as well... and THEIR FAMILIES... like, oh... the Bidens?

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 09:52 PM (NgKpN)

539 Posted by: Miklos, lovasz at May 22, 2019 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)

A while back, I Went to a show at a horse farm in Hungary where the riders were probably some of those 1000! Fantastic riding!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 09:53 PM (AZxMX)

540 He showed up and was TOLD to use it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 09:48 PM (4knXT)


Probably. But those instructions didn't exclusively come from ValJar.

Back in the day, a Maverick could make a trip to Syria, call for arming the Muslim Rebels against the guy that wore Western Suits, and nobody blinked. Hell - the Hatch Act wasn't even a Talking Point.

Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 22, 2019 09:53 PM (FDjz7)

541 Sex for sex, fills no need



Sex with love fills all needs.


Remember the Engineering drawing from a few nights ago? I've spent almost my entire life in the engineering circle. Made it as far as "It's complicated" a couple of times, that's pretty much it.

Posted by: An Observation at May 22, 2019 09:54 PM (+WKux)

542 I was addicted to corn.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 22, 2019 09:54 PM (EgshT)

543 535 Back in the 80s, a colleague commented that "watching porn is like watching people eat." And for me it became true. Unless you are doing it, there is no pleasure in watching someone else.
Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 09:51 PM (KOCKb)

You want to quit porn, just watch Guy Fieri's triple-D show. That'll break you of it.

Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2019 09:54 PM (ABjxW)

544 Very well then. Congress should be looked at as well... and THEIR FAMILIES... like, oh... the Bidens?
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 09:52 PM (NgKpN

Sadly that would require a GOP with both ball and spine transplants, so I'm not holding my breath. Worse, the GOP doesn't believe in the "reap the whirlwind" thing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 09:56 PM (AZxMX)

545 LOL I hate Diners, Drive-ins and Dumps. Watching other people eat!

Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 09:57 PM (KOCKb)

546 You want to quit porn, just watch Guy Fieri's triple-D show. That'll break you of it.

Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2019 09:54 PM (ABjxW)


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Ana Navarro at May 22, 2019 09:58 PM (9gHOW)

547 I was addicted to corn.
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 22, 2019 09:54 PM (EgshT)


I don't care.

Posted by: Jimmy at May 22, 2019 09:58 PM (t+qrx)

548 Very well then. Congress should be looked at as well... and THEIR FAMILIES... like, oh... the Bidens?

Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 09:52 PM (NgKpN)

And Bernie's....let's see what the Mrs. did with all those funds for the college she took...and then ran into the ground.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 09:59 PM (cF8AT)

549 I am a hominy.

Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 09:59 PM (KOCKb)

550 Nadler's addicted to candy corn, creamed corn, corn dogs, corned beef..........

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 09:59 PM (miE9U)

551 Arnie got attacked for being white in South Africa, same crime which happens here according to those loser Democrats.
Indict Brennan.

Posted by: Joe JackKnob at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (ZLUtz)

552
I am a hominy.
Posted by: JAS at May 22, 2019 09:59 PM (KOCKb)







So you're saying you've got grit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (eXA4G)

553 Worse, the GOP doesn't believe in the "reap the whirlwind" thing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2019 09:56 PM (AZxMX)

The donks wouldn't even be grateful to the cuck brigade - they'd be contemptuous.
In times of war, you've got to win or your wimmenz be raped.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (NMAzL)

554 First!!!!

(Wait -- is this the ONT?)

Posted by: FireHorse at May 22, 2019 10:00 PM (ta49A)

555 Off Seinfeld sock.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 22, 2019 10:01 PM (NMAzL)

556 GOPe wants Trump gone more than the Dems do.

Posted by: davidt at May 22, 2019 10:01 PM (rZ1u5)

557 Nood

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 10:01 PM (pUDQf)

558 A while back, I Went to a show at a horse farm in Hungary where the riders were probably some of those 1000! Fantastic riding!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

You should go the the "Hortobagy Days", where the Hungarian cowboys show off.

Guys riding horses, with guys on their shoulders and guys on their shoulders.

Posted by: Chef Boiardi at May 22, 2019 10:02 PM (QzkSJ)

559
GOPe wants Trump gone more than the Dems do.


Posted by: davidt at May 22, 2019 10:01 PM (rZ1u5)


Not of the body!

Posted by: Mitt Romney at May 22, 2019 10:03 PM (9gHOW)

560 What I don't get about all the Avenatti stealing is why didn't his escrow account bank not say anything to the bar? It seems like this has been going on a while.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 22, 2019 10:04 PM (PUmDY)

561 re: coyote arm/arms

yikes, dudes!

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 22, 2019 10:05 PM (DGS6j)

562 Sex for sex, fills no need
- Sex with love fills all needs.


Possibly the dumbest thing ever posted on this site - and that's saying something.

Jacking Off satisfies an Immediate Need. One Night Stands fill an Immediate Need. Sex Robots - yes, I'm on that again - scare the shit out of women because they might eliminate a basic need that will completely change the economics and demographics of any nation-state.

For cryin' out loud - the Oldest Profession looks at your statement and just laughs and laughs while they count the money.

Might as well be ACE and post about the hateful Facebook ban policy. The Irony ... well, it doesn't even fucking burn with most people. They have no clue.

Posted by: Son of the Confederacy at May 22, 2019 10:16 PM (FDjz7)

563 They ought to string up the little dirt bag,

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at May 23, 2019 03:21 AM (nRj4F)

564 Did I miss something? Comments jump from 10:16pm to 3:22 am.

Posted by: ALH at May 23, 2019 05:22 AM (htgmn)

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