Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Travel weekends are a PIA.

Wow, Memorial Day weekend is here. Time has been flying. Feel free to chat away in this open thread.

Have a nice weekend!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:09 AM




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1 This time?

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 25, 2019 08:10 AM (Z/jzm)

2 And with that, I need to get moving. Have a great Saturday, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 25, 2019 08:12 AM (Z/jzm)

3 Looks like no one is up yet...

Posted by: Rosasharn at May 25, 2019 08:14 AM (PzBTm)

4 I'll admit it.
I never acquired the taste for coffee.
Or cigarettes.
I'm not a big fan of tea either, it driese my mouth out.

I'm practically a Mormon.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at May 25, 2019 08:15 AM (TtRPQ)

5 Boys put Pokémon hunting on hold to help elderly man across street:

https://tinyurl.com/yynn44xz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2019 08:15 AM (ahS0B)

6 I'm ditching my pie graph skills and taking up bar charts.

Posted by: I'm a beautiful guy at May 25, 2019 08:15 AM (UdKB7)

7 Willowed

((anyone know the back story on Rolling thunder?)

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I read something briefly, probably here. This is their last year because the permit hoops are becoming onerous. You know. The reason anti-first-amendment folks don't bother.

One side obeying the law and the other side getting away with ignoring it can only go on for so long.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 08:16 AM (lPsvG)

8 I'm into scatter graphs myself.

Run away!

-Brave Sir Robin

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at May 25, 2019 08:17 AM (TtRPQ)

9 Dog photobombs baby picture:

https://tinyurl.com/y2hbeqt6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2019 08:17 AM (ahS0B)

10 All righty. Time to get some stuff done.

Or at the least, find our where in the heck my wife hid the rest of the cookies

Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2019 08:18 AM (vd8XM)

11 I slept in. Woke up at ten til 7. Yard and driveway littered with small branches and leaves, deck furniture nowhere near where it's supposed to be. Could have been worse I suppose. Must have been a casual tornado.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2019 08:18 AM (dUJdY)

12 This thread is suspiciously like the last thread.

Posted by: I'm a beautiful guy at May 25, 2019 08:18 AM (UdKB7)

13 I wonder if arrests of the coup plotters will be televised or not. Watching the smirk get wiped off that douchebag Strozk's face would be glorious.

Posted by: jmel at May 25, 2019 08:19 AM (OeWgo)

14 >>>> I read something briefly, probably here. This is their last year because the permit hoops are becoming onerous. You know. The reason anti-first-amendment folks don't bother.
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Fingers crossed...

@realDonaldTrump:
Can't believe that Rolling Thunder would be given a hard time with permits in Washington, D.C. They are great Patriots who I have gotten to know and see in action. They love our Country and love our Flag. If I can help, I will!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 25, 2019 08:19 AM (NtglE)

15 Mmmmmm, kawfee. Had way too much of it on our trip along the Mediterranean shores.
Now back to decaf while reading morning Ace.

Posted by: SnailRacer at May 25, 2019 08:19 AM (LOdIm)

16 Does a formal tornado wear a tux?

Just asking.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2019 08:21 AM (0OWcv)

17 WTFO??

Posted by: I am a lumberjack and I am ok at May 25, 2019 08:21 AM (JFO2v)

18 Man gives falcon a snack while she's watching over her eggs:

What a beautiful bird!

https://tinyurl.com/y4596rca

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2019 08:21 AM (ahS0B)

19 I do think with this insomnia coffee is the only thing keeping me awake

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 08:21 AM (BbGew)

20 12 This thread is suspiciously like the last thread

♫ I Got You Babe ♫

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at May 25, 2019 08:22 AM (TtRPQ)

21 > I wonder if arrests of the coup plotters will be televised or not.

I would gladly lay out the money for pay-per-view if I could see that asswipe Comey getting frogmarched off in cuffs.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2019 08:22 AM (0OWcv)

22 21 > I wonder if arrests of the coup plotters will be televised or not.

I would gladly lay out the money for pay-per-view if I could see that asswipe Comey getting frogmarched off in cuffs.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2019 08:22 AM (0OWcv)

Can I bring a camp chair and ice chest?

Posted by: I am a lumberjack and I am ok at May 25, 2019 08:23 AM (JFO2v)

23 I read something briefly, probably here. This is their last year because the permit hoops are becoming onerous. You know. The reason anti-first-amendment folks don't bother.

One side obeying the law and the other side getting away with ignoring it can only go on for so long.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 08:16 AM (lPsvG)

Aah ok thanks!

I suspect DJT will do something about those permit hoops.

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 08:23 AM (cF8AT)

24 Good Morning Ya'll,

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at May 25, 2019 08:23 AM (phXI6)

25 off wood sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 08:24 AM (JFO2v)

26 I'm 60/40 on televised arrests. I'm also leaning towards the full on SWAT style 4am no-knock style that they apparently enjoy so much.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 08:24 AM (lPsvG)

27 Mornin' Horde!

I give you the world's most accurate pie chart:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4sy647n

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 25, 2019 08:26 AM (8g9zh)

28 Unfortunately the MFM won't report much of this if any....They are to busy combing Trumps financial records from 10 years ago to bother.

Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2019 08:26 AM (Lx7fT)

29 enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 25, 2019 08:26 AM (Pg+x7)

30 Levin played audio last night of the Morning Homewreckers praising Pelosi Galore for being in contact with reality and lucid, with Low IQ Meeka repeating "sharp as a tack" like a retarded parrot about the babbling crone. What's really sharp is the barbed cock of Satan impaling her jooooo hating Daddy dearest for all eternity. Maybe Deliverance Joe can write a song about that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 25, 2019 08:26 AM (y7DUB)

31 > I'm also leaning towards the full on SWAT style 4am no-knock style that they apparently enjoy so much.

Except for the dog-shooting.

Comey's dog, if he has one, has done nothing wrong as far as I know, other than having the bad luck to be Comey's dog.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2019 08:26 AM (0OWcv)

32 Speaking of coups.... whatever happened in Venezuela?

Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 08:27 AM (UUBmN)

33 I do think with this insomnia coffee is the only thing keeping me awake
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 08:21 AM (BbGew)

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I think I see the problem..

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 25, 2019 08:28 AM (8g9zh)

34 Wait, wait, I'm only partly through the last thread...

sigh.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at May 25, 2019 08:29 AM (rPjB9)

35 Posted by: Captain Hate at May 25, 2019 08:26 AM (y7DUB)

It's unreal. Anyone with two brain cells to rub together can see Pelosi has lost it. She has definitely suffered some brain damage. Not joking.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2019 08:30 AM (dUJdY)

36 I suspect DJT will do something about those permit hoops

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I honestly don't know how that works. I suspect they're local ordinances, but DC is a federal district. Does the president have super-mayor control over the little stuff like that?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 08:30 AM (lPsvG)

37 Morning all, off to get charcoal. The pork shoulder will not smoke itself.

Posted by: nonGu at May 25, 2019 08:31 AM (nonGu)

38 I honestly don't know how that works. I suspect they're local ordinances, but DC is a federal district. Does the president have super-mayor control over the little stuff like that?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 08:30 AM (lPsvG)
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It's the Pentagon giving them a hard time.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 25, 2019 08:31 AM (NtglE)

39 A'll y'all,
A quick update on the medical issues:
1) The bone and CAT scans were clean, the cancer is confined to the prostate.
2) I can put of treatment until later in the year, allowing me to finish out my Powerlifting career in October at Raw Natls.

3) Still investigating whether to go with surgery or radiation when the time comes, prognosis is pretty much the same with either choice.
4) THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS...THE "HORDE" IS IN GOOD WITH THE LORD!

Posted by: browndog at May 25, 2019 08:31 AM (bGMOs)

40 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2019 08:31 AM (Y+V3r)

41
I honestly don't know how that works. I suspect they're local
ordinances, but DC is a federal district. Does the president have
super-mayor control over the little stuff like that?

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1. He'll try.
2. He'll get blocked.
3. Or he'll succeed and then;
4. Hawaiian judge who donated to Obama will block.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 25, 2019 08:33 AM (JoUsr)

42 Morning, y'all! Beeeautiful AM here in Texas.


So, wassup?

*pours coffeve*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 25, 2019 08:33 AM (6qErC)

43 It's the Pentagon giving them a hard time

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Oh well that seems easy enough, then.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 08:34 AM (lPsvG)

44 Hang dai browndog.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 08:35 AM (lPsvG)

45 Posted by: browndog at May 25, 2019 08:31 AM (bGMOs)

Thanks for the update, brother. I was wondering how things were going. Will continue to keep you in prayer (FenSpouse and I prayed for you this morning) and I will put the update on the prayer list for Wednesday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2019 08:35 AM (ahS0B)

46 'Mornin.

Posted by: Weasel at May 25, 2019 08:35 AM (Z/5Cj)

47 Comey's dog, if he has one, has done nothing wrong as far as I know, other than having the bad luck to be Comey's dog.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2019 08:26 AM (0OWcv)


Hey, punk.

One, I'm not "Comey's Dog". He's my slightly retarded human.

Two, who do you think is the brains of this outfit anyway?

Three, shddup your mouth. If you know what good for you.

Posted by: Patches at May 25, 2019 08:35 AM (CRRq9)

48 3) Still investigating whether to go with surgery or radiation when the time comes, prognosis is pretty much the same with either choice.
4) THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS...THE "HORDE" IS IN GOOD WITH THE LORD!

Posted by: browndog at May 25, 2019 08:31 AM (bGMOs)

Prayers continue...and good luck with your power lifting!

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 08:36 AM (cF8AT)

49 33 It is a vicious cycle, up way to early, coffee to get moving, afternoon ran down so short nap, later to bed for another short night.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 08:36 AM (BbGew)

50 It's the Pentagon giving them a hard time.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 25, 2019 08:31 AM (NtglE)

Da fuq?! Why?

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 08:38 AM (cF8AT)

51 Good morning everyone. browndog, that's great news! So happy for you.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 08:39 AM (aXucN)

52 Thanks for the inclusion Fen...

Posted by: browndog at May 25, 2019 08:40 AM (bGMOs)

53 That's good browndog. Will continue to pray!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2019 08:40 AM (dUJdY)

54 Fat Nadler dead yet?

More coffee.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 25, 2019 08:40 AM (Z+IKu)

55 - Da fuq?! Why?


It's a government agency staffed with thousands of mini-dictators just like every other government agency.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 25, 2019 08:43 AM (4thlk)

56 16
Does a formal tornado wear a tux?



Just asking.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2019 08:21 AM (0OWcv)

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Depends on the neighborhood.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 25, 2019 08:44 AM (cfSRQ)

57 We can run with scissors?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2019 08:44 AM (u82oZ)

58 Good morning. I just spilt my entire first cup of coffee. Ack. This will not deter me, brewing another pot. Coffee, coffee, coffee. Thanks MH for the morning coffee break thread.

Posted by: NOS4Ah2 at May 25, 2019 08:45 AM (WWS2B)

59 From Military(dot)com:

Bikers coming in from across the country traditionally assemble in parking lots around the Pentagon, where Rolling Thunder would sell products such as pins, patches, and flags to raise additional money.

A particular point of contention, according to Muller, was a growing lack of cooperation with security forces at the Pentagon who he accused of diverting the bikers and not allowing them to enter the parking lots, which also prevented participants from buying Rolling Thunder products.

Department of Defense spokeswoman Susan L. Gough has denied those charges, saying the DoD is focused on supporting Rolling Thunder's right to protest while at the same time ensuring the safety and security of both the bikers and the Pentagon complex itself.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 25, 2019 08:45 AM (NtglE)

60 The coup supporters AKA journalist's have been yelling to every person in the world that Michelle ( big mike) Obama is the most beautiful woman since 2008.

So yeah Pelosi obviously does not have any problems with her thought process or speech.

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at May 25, 2019 08:45 AM (IoIaQ)

61 Does a formal tornado wear a tux?

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Depends on the neighborhood.

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If you look closely you'll realize it's just a t-shirt with a screenprinted tuxedo design and some Miller Lite stains.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 08:46 AM (lPsvG)

62 Coming in from Annapolis last night, we saw a few Rolling Thunder folks on motorcycles on the Beltway. When our kids were younger we used to have baseball and soccer tournaments on Memorial Day weekend and we would be driving everywhere and see them wherever we would go.

A couple years ago we drove right by the Pentagon area where they were all gathered, ready to start. It's hard to believe they won't be doing it any more.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 08:46 AM (aXucN)

63 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2019 08:44 AM (u82oZ)

Did you get any wicked weather last night? Spent about 45 minutes in the basement but we were spared. Just a few small limbs lost.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2019 08:46 AM (dUJdY)

64 32
Speaking of coups.... whatever happened in Venezuela?

Posted by: lin-duh

Local news story, nothing to see here. NEWS FLASH: Trump uses two layers of toilet paper but only lets staff use one!!!!!11!

Posted by: CNN's Autoresponse at May 25, 2019 08:46 AM (AFzCY)

65 Fenelon - feeding the falcon and dog photobomb - both great, thanks.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at May 25, 2019 08:46 AM (rPjB9)

66 I'm practically a Mormon.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at May 25, 2019 08:15 AM (TtRPQ)

Can I borrow one of your wives for a few minutes?

It doesn't matter which one...maybe the one you like the least.

Posted by: Robert at May 25, 2019 08:47 AM (vXmkA)

67 Or at the least, find our where in the heck my wife hid the rest of the cookies


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Sounds like a worthy cause for the Horde. Where's the last place you remember seeing them?

Did you look behind something healthy in a big box on the top shelf Like a package of dried lentils?

Do you have a drop down ceiling?

Gun safe?

Check her sewing machine cabinet?

What kind of cookies are we talking about by the way?

Stuffed between floor joists in the basement?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 08:47 AM (m45I2)

68 NEWS FLASH: Trump uses two layers of toilet paper but only lets staff use one!!!!!11!
Posted by: CNN's Autoresponse at May 25, 2019 08:46 AM (AFzCY)

Trump wipes with Charmin, everyone else forced to use Angel Soft.

Posted by: Robert at May 25, 2019 08:48 AM (vXmkA)

69 Did you look INSIDE the package of dried lentils?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 08:48 AM (m45I2)

70 Muldoon, that's sounds suspiciously like you've been in his shoes before.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 08:48 AM (aXucN)

71 If you look closely you'll realize it's just a t-shirt with a screenprinted tuxedo design and some Miller Lite stains.

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I can't help but think of the movie Carrie when I read, see or hear anything about screen-printed tuxedos. It's the only time I've ever seen one.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 25, 2019 08:49 AM (JoUsr)

72 Department of Defense spokeswoman Susan L. Gough has denied those charges, saying the DoD is focused on supporting Rolling Thunder's right to protest while at the same time ensuring the safety and security of both the bikers and the Pentagon complex itself.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 25, 2019 08:45 AM (NtglE)

*and we're getting tired of having to park so far away from the door.*

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 08:49 AM (cF8AT)

73 Is this the thread we get to cuss?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 25, 2019 08:49 AM (EZebt)

74 Fat Nadler dead yet?



More coffee.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 25, 2019 08:40 AM (Z+IKu)


Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg: Dead? He looked healthy to me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 08:49 AM (hmx5z)

75 Jewells45: Just a few small limbs lost.

Michelle Fields (is that her name?) joke goes here but I'm too lazy to make it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at May 25, 2019 08:49 AM (rPjB9)

76
Department of Defense spokeswoman Susan L. Gough has denied those charges, saying the DoD is focused on supporting Rolling Thunder's right to protest while at the same time ensuring the safety and security of both the bikers and the Pentagon complex itself

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Say, can anyone think of a good way to get a few thousand people to come wander around a small area in a very disorganized and disruptive way?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 08:49 AM (lPsvG)

77
Stuffed between floor joists in the basement?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 08:47 AM (m45I2)

I'd think that's more appropriate for hiding bodies instead of cookies.

Posted by: Robert at May 25, 2019 08:49 AM (vXmkA)

78 Prayers for browndog and those suffering from the flooding rains. More rain expected, they say this could end up to be historic.

Posted by: NOS4Ah2 at May 25, 2019 08:50 AM (WWS2B)

79 Did you look in the fake air vent?

Laundry hamper or other places a man is not likely to go?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 08:50 AM (m45I2)

80 Burrp!

Posted by: Marooned at May 25, 2019 08:50 AM (8hRlF)

81 It was on Rich Zeoli on 1210am that heard a good explanation of the swamp mentality, they are entrenched in their jobs 10 years or more and have the view politicians come and go so they can outlast any investigations if they can stall them long enough. And so have immunity to their actions or spending practices.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 08:50 AM (BbGew)

82 Michelle Fields (is that her name?) joke goes here but I'm too lazy to make it.

lol.. that was poorly phrased by me. Tree limbs of course. The poor ash tree out back keeps losing a limb here and there. Looking a bit sparse these days.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2019 08:51 AM (dUJdY)

83 Fallon's ratings are apparently tanking so they are shaking up their staff. Maybe it's Fallon and the constant Trump hate gangbang? Nah. must just be some bad writers. Every late night show on currently sucks ballz.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2019 08:51 AM (8AaUb)

84 And dobroe ytro morons.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 25, 2019 08:52 AM (EZebt)

85 Laundry hamper or other places a man is not likely to go?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 08:50 AM (m45I2)
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Like where the vacuum or cleaning supplies are stored? Oh wait, that's the place where I never go.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 08:52 AM (aXucN)

86 It's unreal. Anyone with two brain cells to rub together can see Pelosi has lost it. She has definitely suffered some brain damage. Not joking.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2019 08:30 AM (dUJdY)

Like, she seems fine to me.

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at May 25, 2019 08:52 AM (Izzlo)

87 Monaco qualifying up next

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 08:52 AM (BbGew)

88 lol.. that was poorly phrased by me. Tree limbs of course. The poor ash tree out back keeps losing a limb here and there. Looking a bit sparse these days.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2019 08:51 AM


Well, everyone's ash looks worse over time.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2019 08:53 AM (8AaUb)

89 And dobroe ytro morons.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 25, 2019 08:52 AM (EZebt)
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Same to you, unless you've already started cussing.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 08:53 AM (aXucN)

90 @thehill

Federal judge partially blocks Trump's $1 billion border wall plan http://hill.cm/3Y0Zg8f

California U.S. District Court Judge Haywood Gilliam, who was appointed by former President Obama, issued the order, which does not fully halt construction, but would limit additional border fencing to specific areas. It would also block the transfer of about $1 billion in Pentagon funds from various projects to pay for the construction of a wall.

here's more at the link. This is really getting out of hand.

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 08:53 AM (cF8AT)

91 I would suggest looking in the place where Missus Muldoon hides our cookies, but I don't know where it is. Dammit.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 08:53 AM (m45I2)

92 Jewells45

The storm passed south of us. A few days ago a tornado passed just north of us. Last week, however, direct hit from toad-strangler amounts of rain.

The storm tracks are NE, so depends on the start point, unless the squall line is state-wide.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2019 08:55 AM (u82oZ)

93 California U.S. District Court Judge Haywood Gilliam

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It's neat that an unelected judge in Podunk, Arkansas holds the same power as the president.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 08:55 AM (lPsvG)

94 "t-shirt with a screenprinted tuxedo design"

Back in the '80s, someone gave us a "robot butler." It was an R/C base with a balloon butler holding a wobbly tray that you would never really put anything liquid on.

Sort of like this
theoldrobots.com/images101/Servitron-a7.JPG
but with a tuxedo tee.

We kept the butler's tuxedo tee long after the butler was deflated and gone.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at May 25, 2019 08:55 AM (rPjB9)

95 Federal judge partially blocks Trump's $1 billion border wall plan http://hill.cm/3Y0Zg8f



California U.S. District Court Judge Haywood Gilliam, who was
appointed by former President Obama, issued the order, which does not
fully halt construction, but would limit additional border fencing to
specific areas. It would also block the transfer of about $1 billion in
Pentagon funds from various projects to pay for the construction of a
wall.



here's more at the link. This is really getting out of hand.

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 08:53 AM (cF8AT)

Trying to remember where it says in the Constitution that judges have supreme and ultimate power in this country

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 08:56 AM (hmx5z)

96 Like where the vacuum or cleaning supplies are stored? Oh wait, that's the place where I never go.


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Vacuum cleaner? Great idea! Check for a false compartment inside the vacuum cleaner.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 08:56 AM (m45I2)

97 32 Speaking of coups.... whatever happened in Venezuela?
Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 08:27 AM (UUBmN)

they all died

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 08:57 AM (JFO2v)

98 Need more Covefe. Just got back from Hawaii and my jet lag is kicking my ass. Not sure if I should have covefe or beer?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2019 08:57 AM (8AaUb)

99 And dobroe ytro morons.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 25, 2019 08:52 AM (EZebt)


And a Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto to you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 08:58 AM (hmx5z)

100 Re:cookies

Is there a project she's been hinting at for a while?

Look in that area.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 08:58 AM (lPsvG)

101 63 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2019 08:44 AM (u82oZ)

Did you get any wicked weather last night? Spent about 45 minutes in the basement but we were spared. Just a few small limbs lost.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2019 08:46 AM (dUJdY)

Sounds like a review for the new Saw movie

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 08:58 AM (JFO2v)

102 Mmmmm, Pie!

Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at May 25, 2019 08:58 AM (SE87h)

103 Trying to remember where it says in the Constitution that judges have supreme and ultimate power in this country


Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 08:56 AM (hmx5z)

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So the judiciary now controls appropriations as well. At the district court level?

Neat.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at May 25, 2019 08:58 AM (cfSRQ)

104 Here's a suggestion. Drive to the grocery store with a tape measure. Go to the cookie aisle. Measure the dimensions of the cookie package. Then go home and look in all the places big enough to hold a package that size.

While you're there you could pick up some fresh milk for when you do find the cookies. Genius!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 08:59 AM (m45I2)

105 @104- unless they are homemade and not store-bought. Then that won't work.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 09:00 AM (m45I2)

106 Trying to remember where it says in the Constitution that judges have supreme and ultimate power in this country

It doesn't. Isn't commie revisionism marvelous?

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at May 25, 2019 09:00 AM (EgshT)

107 73 Is this the thread we get to cuss?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 25, 2019 08:49 AM (EZebt)

HELL NO

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 09:00 AM (JFO2v)

108 It's unreal. Anyone with two brain cells to rub together can see Pelosi has lost it. She has definitely suffered some brain damage. Not joking.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2019 08:30 AM (dUJdY)


The entire donk party is made up of geriatric retards who just babble away. Durbin, Biden, Leaky Leahy, ChiFi, Lurch, Bernie and Schooomer are all so far past their prime they can't remember it. No wonder a goof like Alfred E. Buttplug gets them as jizzed up as the JEF did before it was revealed what a brainless dunce he is.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 25, 2019 09:00 AM (y7DUB)

109 Muldoon, that's brilliant. Way better than what I was going to suggest, which was making cookies himself.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:00 AM (aXucN)

110 So the judiciary now controls appropriations as well. At the district court level?

Neat.

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I'd love to see this had fun with. Send all of California's district budgets to the judges of those districts to sign off on before returning them to Trump's feds.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 09:00 AM (lPsvG)

111 Or that Barak could appoint robed rulers to run the country 20 years after him.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 09:01 AM (BbGew)

112 @HarrietBaldwin

She said this out loud! Nicolle Wallace asks Beto O’Rourke to play media critic: 'What can we do better?

https://tinyurl.com/y36ux3r4
via @BIZPACReview

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:01 AM (cF8AT)

113 There was a method to my incompetence.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at May 25, 2019 09:02 AM (EgshT)

114 It was on Rich Zeoli on 1210am that heard a good explanation of the swamp mentality, they are entrenched in their jobs 10 years or more and have the view politicians come and go so they can outlast any investigations if they can stall them long enough. And so have immunity to their actions or spending practices.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 08:50 AM (BbGew)


Didn't Reagan say we are always one election away from disaster?
The very existence of the Deep State is inimical to conservative concepts because it decreases their well deserved unaccountable power and puts them at risk. They have no problem with our pursuing actions that put US at risk since we are just a source of funding, laundered through Congress with only a modest skim for the graft.
Your fellow residents voted (and voted and recounted) for the current insanity going on in Nazi Pelosi's House of Clowns and demonstrated that the Deep State could rest easy, because eventually a "progressive" Administration WILL be voted in and it will be subject to NONE of the delay, obfuscation, and illegal judicial rulings that have tied Trump's hands for years now.
Best part is that our stalwart "conservative" GOP Establishment will still be cheering them on.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2019 09:02 AM (AZxMX)

115 It's neat that an unelected judge in Podunk, Arkansas holds the same power as the president.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines
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Really. I just don't get it. Judge probably knows the Clintons too. Judge is evil. Hope hail the size of basketballs rain down on judge.

Posted by: NOS4A2 at May 25, 2019 09:02 AM (WWS2B)

116 Same to you, unless you've already started cussing.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 08:53 AM (aXucN)

===

Buenas dias in Russian

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 25, 2019 09:03 AM (EZebt)

117 "Beto, what can the people who have had exclusive political control over all the horrible sh*holes in the United States for the past 50-100 years do better?"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 09:04 AM (lPsvG)

118 Trying to remember where it says in the Constitution that judges have supreme and ultimate power in this country
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 08:56 AM (hmx5z)


It all started with Marbury v Madison, a truly wretched ruling which should've been smacked down immediately.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 25, 2019 09:04 AM (y7DUB)

119
Or at the least, find our where in the heck my wife hid the rest of the cookies
Posted by: Bruce

******


Wait a second. This is a euphemism for sex isn't it?


Though come to think of it, most of my suggestions still hold valid. Except maybe the vacuum cleaner.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 09:04 AM (m45I2)

120 104 Here's a suggestion. Drive to the grocery store with a tape measure. Go to the cookie aisle. Measure the dimensions of the cookie package. Then go home and look in all the places big enough to hold a package that size.

While you're there you could pick up some fresh milk for when you do find the cookies. Genius!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 08:59 AM (m45I2)

My MIL died 8 year ago and was notorious for hiding candy. My FIL died last July. While cleaning out house they found much more hidden candy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 09:05 AM (JFO2v)

121 Typhoons relenting
Deluge waters receding
Dumb dead worm corpses

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at May 25, 2019 09:06 AM (rPjB9)

122 My MIL died 8 year ago and was notorious for hiding candy. My FIL died last July. While cleaning out house they found much more hidden candy.

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An elder law attorney I know tells me that lots of money is lost/found that way, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 09:07 AM (lPsvG)

123 111 Or that Barak could appoint robed rulers to run the country 20 years after him.
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 09:01 AM (BbGew)

You may laugh but one judge claimed PDT could not end an Exec Order by Bhussein as Bhussein intended it to go on forever.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 09:07 AM (JFO2v)

124 Trying to remember where it says in the Constitution that judges have supreme and ultimate power in this country

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 08:56 AM (hmx5z)


It's in the same Article as the one that says a "natural born Citizen" really means anyone born on this planet!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2019 09:07 AM (AZxMX)

125 120 104 Here's a suggestion. Drive to the grocery store with a tape measure. Go to the cookie aisle. Measure the dimensions of the cookie package. Then go home and look in all the places big enough to hold a package that size.

While you're there you could pick up some fresh milk for when you do find the cookies. Genius!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 08:59 AM (m45I2)

My MIL died 8 year ago and was notorious for hiding candy. My FIL died last July. While cleaning out house they found much more hidden candy.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 09:05 AM (JFO2v)

When I bought my current car from the trade in lot at the dealership where I used to work, the spare tire well was filled with old hard candy that had fused together.

Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2019 09:07 AM (Izzlo)

126 My MIL died 8 year ago and was notorious for hiding candy. My FIL died last July. While cleaning out house they found much more hidden candy.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 09:05 AM (JFO2v)
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When I die, maybe they'll find all the things I hid for Christmas presents for the kids and then couldn't find on Christmas Eve.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:08 AM (aXucN)

127 It all started with Marbury v Madison, a truly wretched ruling which should've been smacked down immediately.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 25, 2019 09:04 AM
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Ah, so that's when it started. Back when men still wore pretty stockings and cute bows to hold back their long hair?

Posted by: NOS4Ah2 at May 25, 2019 09:09 AM (WWS2B)

128 . While cleaning out house they found much more hidden candy.
Posted by: rhennigantx


*******


I like that story. I picture it like Halloween, sorting the stash into "good" "meh" and "yuck" piles.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 09:09 AM (m45I2)

129 An elder law attorney I know tells me that lots of money is lost/found that way, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 09:07 AM (lPsvG)

My FIL had about 200 bucks in coins in safe deposit boxes. And bad fake Rolex watches.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 09:09 AM (JFO2v)

130 Ah, so that's when it started. Back when men still wore pretty stockings and cute bows to hold back their long hair?

Posted by: NOS4Ah2 at May 25, 2019 09:09 AM (WWS2B)

Nah, bro', the gentry all wore lace wigs!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2019 09:09 AM (AZxMX)

131 Josephistan, I hope the candy was in bags so it was easy to remove.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:09 AM (aXucN)

132 Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 08:50 AM (BbGew)

And those staffers all go to the same poli-sci classes with the same professors at the same (mostly Ivy League/Stanford) universities, so it's hardly surprising they are *all* America-hating progressives who automatically do their part without needing an actual conspiracy.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 25, 2019 09:10 AM (uquGJ)

133 When I die, maybe they'll find all the things I hid for Christmas presents for the kids and then couldn't find on Christmas Eve.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:08 AM (aXucN)

Clark Griswald

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 09:10 AM (JFO2v)

134 I have guests who consume mass quantities when they stay with me. In winter I hide cold beverages on the deck.

Posted by: kallisto at May 25, 2019 09:10 AM (3FOeT)

135 My granddad kept a bottle of peach brandy hidden in the ceiling joists down in his basement. All of us grandkids knew where. Grandma did not.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 09:11 AM (m45I2)

136
@HarrietBaldwin



She said this out loud! Nicolle Wallace asks Beto O'Rourke to play media critic: 'What can we do better?



https://tinyurl.com/y36ux3r4

via @BIZPACReview

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:01 AM (cF8AT)

I'll tell you, but first...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 09:11 AM (hmx5z)

137 Clark Griswald
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 09:10 AM (JFO2v)
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I've never seen that movie. Is that what happened? Or do you mean they'll find him hidden in my house when I die?

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:11 AM (aXucN)

138 122 My MIL died 8 year ago and was notorious for hiding candy. My FIL died last July. While cleaning out house they found much more hidden candy.

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An elder law attorney I know tells me that lots of money is lost/found that way, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 09:07 AM (lPsvG)

When my grandma died, we found cash all over...taped under chairs, silver coins in envelopes hidden everywhere, closets, drawers, etc.

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:11 AM (cF8AT)

139 Captain Hate I'm going to check that out. I too have wondered how some podunk judge can force a president to do or not do something that's well within his power.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2019 09:12 AM (dUJdY)

140 When I bought my current car from the trade in lot at the dealership where I used to work, the spare tire well was filled with old hard candy that had fused together.
Posted by: josephistan at May 25, 2019 09:07 AM (Izzlo)

Infamous candy smuggling MS11 gang maybe

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 09:12 AM (JFO2v)

141 Putting a brainless whore like Nicolle Wallace in a position of responsibility for a Presidential candidate's campaign, along with a dunce like Steve Schmidt, is something only the GOP could do.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 25, 2019 09:12 AM (y7DUB)

142 Missus Muldoon has been known to stash the occasional $20 bill between the pages of an obscure book on our shelves.

Now that I'm retired I'm thinking I should take up reading obscure books for cigar money. Hope the grandkids haven't beat me to it.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 09:13 AM (m45I2)

143 When I die, maybe they'll find all the things I hid for Christmas presents for the kids and then couldn't find on Christmas Eve.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:08 AM (aXucN)

LOL! My mom use to do that. In July, she'd come out with some gift, "Here, I meant to give this to you for Christmas but I forgot where I put it. I just found it."

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:13 AM (cF8AT)

144 When I die, maybe they'll find all the things I hid for Christmas presents for the kids and then couldn't find on Christmas Eve.


It happens.

Posted by: Clark Griswold at May 25, 2019 09:13 AM (EgshT)

145 I don't deny them the drinks, just manage the consumption.

Posted by: kallisto at May 25, 2019 09:13 AM (3FOeT)

146 Hope the grandkids haven't beat me to it.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 09:13 AM (m45I2)
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Much like you and your granddad's peach brandy, I suspect your grandkids already know.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:14 AM (aXucN)

147 >>When I die, maybe they'll find all the things I hid for Christmas presents for the kids and then couldn't find on Christmas Eve.


Heh, same here.
I buy presents throughout the year and then tuck them away in places that are safe from memory.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2019 09:14 AM (W+vEI)

148 142 Missus Muldoon has been known to stash the occasional $20 bill between the pages of an obscure book on our shelves.

Now that I'm retired I'm thinking I should take up reading obscure books for cigar money. Hope the grandkids haven't beat me to it.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 09:13 AM (m45I2)

IF I receive invitation to a graduation I send a book as gift. Then tape 20s thought out book. So on family vaca 4 or 5 years ago nephew buys me beer and says thanks for book and money. His sis says all I got was book. He says did you read it? pretty funny!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 09:15 AM (JFO2v)

149 Nah, bro', the gentry all wore lace wigs!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2019 09:09 AM
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Powered wigs and fake beauty marks. BTW, I'm a girl and even I wouldn't wear beehive powered wigs and beauty marks, unless I was going to a costume party.

Posted by: NOS4Ah2 at May 25, 2019 09:15 AM (WWS2B)

150 >>LOL! My mom use to do that. In July, she'd come out with some gift, "Here, I meant to give this to you for Christmas but I forgot where I put it. I just found it."

Mine too.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2019 09:16 AM (/tuJf)

151 Good news: Grandma hid lots of candy and we found it.

Bad news: It's all root beer hard candies and maple chews.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 09:16 AM (m45I2)

152 I just found out that Tami and JackStraw are my children.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:17 AM (aXucN)

153 Nicole Wallace is a twit.

Posted by: NOS4A2 at May 25, 2019 09:17 AM (WWS2B)

154 141. It's pretty clear by now the GOP is thoroughly infiltrated by democommies, at every level.

Posted by: kallisto at May 25, 2019 09:17 AM (3FOeT)

155

Nicolle Wallace and her husband of 14 years are getting a divorce,
and she's reportedly dating one of her show's regular contributors.The
longtime host of MSNBC's "Deadline: White House" is dating New York
Times writer Michael S. Schmidt, who appears on her show often.



Which came first the "dating" or the divorce?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 09:17 AM (hmx5z)

156 IF I receive invitation to a graduation I send a book as gift. Then tape 20s thought out book. So on family vaca 4 or 5 years ago nephew buys me beer and says thanks for book and money. His sis says all I got was book. He says did you read it? pretty funny!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 09:15 AM (JFO2v)
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Brilliant. I hope the book was Letters to a Young Conservative or the like.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:18 AM (aXucN)

157 Let me try that again


Nicolle Wallace and her husband of 14 years are getting a divorce,

and she's reportedly dating one of her show's regular contributors.The

longtime host of MSNBC's "Deadline: White House" is dating New York

Times writer Michael S. Schmidt, who appears on her show often.


Which came first the "dating" or the divorce?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 09:18 AM (hmx5z)

158 Heh, same here.
I buy presents throughout the year and then tuck them away in places that are safe from memory.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2019 09:14 AM (W+vEI)

I have an unused bedroom upstairs that holds all gifts purchased throughout the year for Christmas, bdays, etc. I call it my 'store'. Has everything I need for wrapping...long table, paper, bows, tape, scissors.

Got tired of everything being every where.

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:18 AM (cF8AT)

159 I'm having a stay-cation this weekend. Traffic was already getting sporty by noon yesterday.

Nice morning for a walk though. Got me a six-pack of Flying Dog to offset the exercise and fresh air.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 25, 2019 09:18 AM (kQs4Y)

160 The dent was in the car before I borrowed it.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2019 09:19 AM (/tuJf)

161 152 I just found out that Tami and JackStraw are my children.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:17 AM (aXucN)

Oh good!

Please amend your will.

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:19 AM (cF8AT)

162 Which came first the "dating" or the divorce?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 09:17 AM (hmx5z)

dating

prolly more like shagging or banging or humping or just plain old fukn

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 09:20 AM (JFO2v)

163
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say "lol get f*cked."

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at May 25, 2019 09:20 AM (EgshT)

164 Rhen -- genius! I'l have to try that.

Bluebell, I have a cookie-baking question. Do you use a special cookie sheet (like a double layer one) or silpat? I don't want my cookies to stick.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 25, 2019 09:21 AM (kQs4Y)

165 Please amend your will.
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:19 AM
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Posted by: NOS4Ah2 at May 25, 2019 09:21 AM (WWS2B)

166 We had a friend we nicknamed 'The Thing That Wouldn't Leave'. She would not leave a party until everything edible, drinkable and smokable was consumed.

Posted by: kallisto at May 25, 2019 09:21 AM (3FOeT)

167 Please amend your will.
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:19 AM (cF8AT)
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You and your brother Jack will get all the gifts I stashed away and also all the cookies I stashed away. No hard candy, though.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:22 AM (aXucN)

168 Captain Hate I'm going to check that out. I too have wondered how some podunk judge can force a president to do or not do something that's well within his power.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2019 09:12 AM (dUJdY)


Obviously things that are plainly stated in the Constitution don't mean a fucking thing to these black robed tyrants who just make shit up on the fly. It would help if we had a Chief Justice that seemed to care less about DJT associating judges with who appointed them than the integrity of the rulings those dolts issue. Then again, that's the cocksucker who appointed all the FISA judges so maybe an early unplanned retirement is in his future.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 25, 2019 09:22 AM (y7DUB)

169 Brilliant. I hope the book was Letters to a Young Conservative or the like.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:18 AM (aXucN)

Dave Ramsey's Total Money Makeover

So same niece that did not read the book finally read the book and dumped he flease benz bought a used car etc etc

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 09:22 AM (JFO2v)

170 Bad news: It's all root beer hard candies and maple chews.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 09:16 AM (m45I2)
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Ribbon candy in a glass dish dating from the Hoover administration!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 25, 2019 09:22 AM (kQs4Y)

171 Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say "lol get f*cked."

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at May 25, 2019 09:20 AM (EgshT)


The next time the Japs want to bomb Hawaii, I say have fun boys

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 09:22 AM (hmx5z)

172 >>IF I receive invitation to a graduation I send a book as gift. Then tape 20s thought out book. So on family vaca 4 or 5 years ago nephew buys me beer and says thanks for book and money. His sis says all I got was book. He says did you read it? pretty funny!

I LOVE this idea. Consider it stolen.
- - -
>>I have an unused bedroom upstairs that holds all gifts purchased throughout the year for Christmas, bdays, etc. I call it my 'store'. Has everything I need for wrapping...long table, paper, bows, tape, scissors.


My problem is that my son likes to rummage through my office to find gifts so I now place gifts in old shipping boxes, tape them shut with a note (under the tape) that says stuff like "no peeking, snooper!"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2019 09:23 AM (W+vEI)

173 by the way on the book

and one a twice a nice Bible.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 09:23 AM (JFO2v)

174 You and your brother Jack will get all the gifts I stashed away and also all the cookies I stashed away. No hard candy, though.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:22 AM (aXucN)

Works for me.

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:24 AM (cF8AT)

175 Skip - We were in at the Grand Prix staging area a few days ago and hung around the big black Verstappen hospitality box. Watched a huge crane pick off a ready-set coffee bar, complete with mega pink espresso maker, from a tractor-trailer.
Trailer walls dropped, open shipping container with coffee bar got hooked up to crane, tractor pulls up, crane moves container unit up and over front container unit already in place. Presto!

Posted by: SnailRacer at May 25, 2019 09:24 AM (LOdIm)

176 it seems the "Nadler steps down from chairman" news was never verified, still nothing this morning. one report said he was feeling better.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 25, 2019 09:24 AM (Cus5s)

177 Good morning you people.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 25, 2019 09:24 AM (4ZXUb)

178 Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say "lol get f*cked."

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at May 25, 2019 09:20 AM (EgshT)


The next time the Japs want to bomb Hawaii, I say have fun boys


Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 09:22 AM


I just got back yesterday from there. It was really odd being on a plane with a bunch of Japanese people flying over Pearl Harbor. Beautiful place but I would not live there. I would go back for sure though. Should have stopped by the judges house to give him a junk punch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2019 09:24 AM (8AaUb)

179 Eris, I use the silpat type sheets. They work great. I've gotten some at Target and others at Costco. I use them every time and they've never failed me.

If you can't find them easily, I've also used Reynolds non-stick aluminum foil, but that was long ago and I don't even know if they make it any more.

You could also use parchment paper, of course.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:24 AM (aXucN)

180 News flash: Illinois residents undertaxed.
Now THAT is a problem government can fix!

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 25, 2019 09:24 AM (RuIsu)

181
39 3) Still investigating whether to go with surgery or radiation when the time comes, prognosis is pretty much the same with either choice.


Posted by: browndog at May 25, 2019 08:31 AM (bGMOs)


Have heard good things about radioactive needles. Drug tests shouldn't show up negative for that treatment. And I don't play doctor on TV either.

Posted by: Lump at May 25, 2019 09:25 AM (iqObD)

182 172 Liz

I LOVE this idea. Consider it stolen.

PS Tape money in so book cannot be shaken to recover funds

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 09:25 AM (JFO2v)

183 When my grandma died, we found cash all over...taped under chairs, silver coins in envelopes hidden everywhere, closets, drawers, etc.
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:11 AM (cF8AT),

Yep...when we were cleaning out my grandma's house my aunt was tossing a ratty old hamper into a dumpster when she saw a envelope taped to the bottom. It had five $100 bills in it. After that we were all very careful to check everything (and did find more hidden money), but this was Day 2 and we always wonder if we threw away a bunch of cash. Well, there was the treasure trove of thirty-three pairs of scissors as a consolation.

Posted by: Gem at May 25, 2019 09:25 AM (XoAz8)

184 Good morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 25, 2019 09:26 AM (89T5c)

185 My problem is that my son likes to rummage through my office to find gifts so I now place gifts in old shipping boxes, tape them shut with a note (under the tape) that says stuff like "no peeking, snooper!"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2019 09:23 AM (W+vEI)

I guess it helps that I don't have any kids living at home....thank the Lord!

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:26 AM (cF8AT)

186 If I had a gazillion dollars, Monaco GP would be on my list of p laces to go.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 09:26 AM (BbGew)

187 175 Skip - We were in at the Grand Prix staging area a few days ago and hung around the big black Verstappen hospitality box. Watched a huge crane pick off a ready-set coffee bar, complete with mega pink espresso maker, from a tractor-trailer.
Trailer walls dropped, open shipping container with coffee bar got hooked up to crane, tractor pulls up, crane moves container unit up and over front container unit already in place. Presto!
Posted by: SnailRacer at May 25, 2019 09:24 AM (LOdIm)

can you walk around if you get SRO passes. At NASCAR round races I like to watch from diff corners.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 09:27 AM (JFO2v)

188 Let me try that again


Nicolle Wallace and her husband of 14 years are getting a divorce,

and she's reportedly dating one of her show's regular contributors.The

longtime host of MSNBC's "Deadline: White House" is dating New York

Times writer Michael S. Schmidt, who appears on her show often.
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Which came first the "dating" or the divorce?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 09:18 AM (hmx5z)


Those two have always been linked in my view. Both are most responsible for shackling Sarah Palin during the McCain run, and would have to be considered to have intentionally lost that race by doing so.

I don't see them as human though, so I'm not sure how "dating" and marriage fit into the picture. I can't imagine either of them have anything like a human morality that would prevent them from rutting with whatever comes along anyway.

So yeah, if they're porking each other, at least they're not foisting themselves on other, less evil humans.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2019 09:27 AM (cY3LT)

189 Then again, that's the cocksucker who appointed all the FISA judges so maybe an early unplanned retirement is in his future.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 25, 2019 09:22 AM (y7DUB)


To be fair, that stuff in the Constitution ain't really "rules"...

they be more like guidelines, matey!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2019 09:28 AM (AZxMX)

190 When I was about 15, I hid cigarettes in the basement where it is damp. Not a good idea, as they didn't smoke very good, maybe that's why I never smoked after a few years. My 8mm porn collection survived, along with the old projector which I still have. Porn films are long gone.

Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2019 09:28 AM (Lx7fT)

191
News flash: Illinois residents undertaxed.
Now THAT is a problem government can fix!

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 25, 2019 09:24 AM (RuIsu)

Jabba the Pritzker: I'm on it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 09:28 AM (hmx5z)

192 You could also use parchment paper, of course.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:24 AM (aXucN)
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I use that for my manifestos.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 25, 2019 09:28 AM (kQs4Y)

193 Well, there was the treasure trove of thirty-three pairs of scissors as a consolation.
Posted by: Gem at May 25, 2019 09:25 AM (XoAz
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Good grief, now I find out I'm your aunt. I'm discovering all sorts of long-lost relatives in this thread.

In my defense, I have a ton of scissors because my kids were always stealing them and not returning them and it drove me crazy. I tried hiding some but you guessed it, I could never remember where I hid them.

Next to all the hidden Christmas gifts, I guess.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:29 AM (aXucN)

194 Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 09:18 AM (hmx5z)


Those two have always been linked in my view. Both are most responsible for shackling Sarah Palin during the McCain run, and would have to be considered to have intentionally lost that race by doing so.

I don't see them as human though, so I'm not sure how "dating" and marriage fit into the picture. I can't imagine either of them have anything like a human morality that would prevent them from rutting with whatever comes along anyway.

So yeah, if they're porking each other, at least they're not foisting themselves on other, less evil humans.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2019 09:27 AM (cY3LT)


Oh shoot! Not enough coffee yet, I guess.

Someone named Mike Schmidt, not Stephen.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2019 09:29 AM (cY3LT)

195 Yep...when we were cleaning out my grandma's house my aunt was tossing a ratty old hamper into a dumpster when she saw a envelope taped to the bottom. It had five $100 bills in it. After that we were all very careful to check everything (and did find more hidden money), but this was Day 2 and we always wonder if we threw away a bunch of cash. Well, there was the treasure trove of thirty-three pairs of scissors as a consolation.

Posted by: Gem at May 25, 2019 09:25 AM (XoAz

This was my mom's mother and I was just in HS at the time.

One of my gma's sisters was there when we were going through stuff. She was desperately trying to get a dresser drawer open that was stuck and asked if I'd help her. When we finally got it opened, her hand was like lightening reaching under all the pajamas straight to a fat envelope that she then stuffed in her pants.

I just sat there with my jaw hitting the floor...then told my mom and dad about it. Not sure if they confronted her later or what.

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:30 AM (cF8AT)

196 My problem is that my son likes to rummage through my office to find gifts so I now place gifts in old shipping boxes, tape them shut with a note (under the tape) that says stuff like "no peeking, snooper!"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2019 09:23 AM (W+vEI)
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Lizzy, you know that note just invites snooping.

You need to label the boxes something like "old bills" or "2004 tax returns" or something.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:30 AM (aXucN)

197 DNC War Room
@DNCWarRoom
Yes, we laugh at Ben Carson because hes a moron, but this is important.

I guess they could not spell house ni66er

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 09:30 AM (JFO2v)

198 It's pretty clear by now the GOP is thoroughly infiltrated by democommies, at every level.
Posted by: kallisto at May 25, 2019 09:17 AM (3FOeT)


It's been mentioned by others that, just like with Reagan, they're biding their time until DJT is gone and they can regain control and give us more RINO shit pursuing a Gas Chamber Paul Ryan approved agenda. It's up to us to make sure that doesn't happen. Or if it does they get a burned out party up on blocks as we drive away in a muscle car ready to take on the future on our terms.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 25, 2019 09:31 AM (y7DUB)

199 PS Tape money in so book cannot be shaken to recover funds

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 09:25 AM (JFO2v)


A Chris Rock bit comes to mind

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 09:31 AM (hmx5z)

200 I believe Barr will clean house. Just like Pompeo cleaned up the CIA before Mike went to State where he is currently cleaning up he shitstains from the Hat Queen cabal. I trust Barr will clean up judicial because I believe that's partly why PDT put Barr there.

Posted by: NOS4Ah2 at May 25, 2019 09:31 AM (WWS2B)

201 I use that for my manifestos.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 25, 2019 09:28 AM (kQs4Y)


So, Eris, what have you nailed on your door for today?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2019 09:32 AM (AZxMX)

202 Lizzy, you know that note just invites snooping.

You need to label the boxes something like "old bills" or "2004 tax returns" or something.
Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:30 AM (aXucN)

Dads and Moms home pron

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 25, 2019 09:32 AM (JFO2v)

203 Did Nadler get a Crisco transfusion?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2019 09:32 AM (8AaUb)

204 Ribbon candy in a glass dish dating from the Hoover administration!






Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 25, 2019 09:22 AM

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M one Grandmother had that stuff. I was all stuck together and inedible but she kept giving it to us whenever we came to visit.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 25, 2019 09:32 AM (JUOKG)

205 Eris, what kind of cookies are you making? Maybe you could send some out to Bruce if there are any left, unless he's already found his wife's stash.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:33 AM (aXucN)

206 Grrr, auto cucumber. "the" and "HAG"

Posted by: NOS4Ah2 at May 25, 2019 09:33 AM (WWS2B)

207 >>Lizzy, you know that note just invites snooping.

You need to label the boxes something like "old bills" or "2004 tax returns" or something.


It's a game at this point. He likes to think I don't know he's snooping and I like to let him know that he's been busted. I even weight the boxes, wrap presents in oversize boxes, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2019 09:33 AM (W+vEI)

208 So, Eris, what have you nailed on your door for today?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2019 09:32 AM (AZxMX)

I bring to you these 96 *sneezes on papers* err 95 Theses

Posted by: Martin at May 25, 2019 09:33 AM (JFO2v)

209 That Girl is great later Stevie Wonder.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 25, 2019 09:34 AM (ege23)

210 Omg...this is hysterical!

'Scared Fitness'

https://tinyurl.com/yynf6t7o

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:34 AM (cF8AT)

211 The Thing was a lot of fun though. She was a dyke and comical as all fvck. She'd keep us informed of all the latest drama occurring in her lezzie clique. And one fateful night I was damn glad she showed up at my party because she saved my life.

Posted by: kallisto at May 25, 2019 09:35 AM (3FOeT)

212 You need to label the boxes something like "old bills" or "2004 tax returns" or something.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:30 AM (aXucN)


Bluebell, the problem with that is that a few years later I'd see the box with "2004 tax returns" don't remember that it is full of cash (because of the label), and toss it in the trash because it is way beyond any meaningful date...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2019 09:35 AM (AZxMX)

213 M one Grandmother had that stuff. I was all stuck together and inedible but she kept giving it to us whenever we came to visit.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 25, 2019 09:32 AM

Great grandparents had the black and red wrapped anise hard candy (barf)

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2019 09:35 AM (8AaUb)

214 When I die, maybe they'll find all the things I hid for Christmas presents for the kids and then couldn't find on Christmas Eve.

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Ha. I just found a Paw Patrol notebook and stamp set that I'd bought from Ollie's for a Christmas present.

My kids haven't watched Paw patrol for at least three years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 09:35 AM (lPsvG)

215 I loved Paw Patrol.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at May 25, 2019 09:36 AM (EgshT)

216 199 what?

Posted by: Martin at May 25, 2019 09:37 AM (JFO2v)

217 That Girl is great later Stevie Wonder.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 25, 2019 09:34 AM (ege23)

I thought That Girl was Marlo Thomas?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 09:38 AM (hmx5z)

218 https://tinyurl.com/yynf6t7o
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:34 AM (cF8AT)
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That's hilarious. I guess that's a hint that I'd better get downstairs and do my exercise.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:38 AM (aXucN)

219 I grew up in an old Victorian house from the late 1800's. It was built by the local banker and the town story was he had money hidden some where in the house when he died. As a Teen (and younger) I looked everywhere, especially in the old attic, and in the basement behind the stone foundation. Needless to say never found nothing. Now when I drive by the house I still wonder what might have been hidden. Maybe the present owners did find it??

Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2019 09:38 AM (Lx7fT)

220 I liked Paw patrol because it was so innocent. Those days pass quickly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 09:38 AM (lPsvG)

221 I was all stuck together and inedible


How unfortunate and yet at the same time, fortunate for you!


Posted by: naturalfake at May 25, 2019 09:39 AM (CRRq9)

222 Goodbye all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2019 09:39 AM (8AaUb)

223 >> believe Barr will clean house. Just like Pompeo cleaned up the CIA before Mike went to State where he is currently cleaning up he shitstains from the Hat Queen cabal. I trust Barr will clean up judicial because I believe that's partly why PDT put Barr there.

Most if not all of the hardcore group is already gone. The steps the plotters took to isolate the small group from oversight is ultimately part of their undoing.

They ran the operation from HQ, a clear departure from normal procedure, so they could contain knowledge of what they were doing. Unfortunately for them, it also made it clear who was part of the coup.

Now comes the punishment phase.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2019 09:40 AM (/tuJf)

224 Yet another insertion of judicial majesty into legislative function at the state level:

shorturl.at/lwzD8

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2019 09:40 AM (AZxMX)

225 To be fair, that stuff in the Constitution ain't really "rules"...

they be more like guidelines, matey!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2019
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Ha! Speaking of, glad to see that Geoffrey Rush won his lawsuit against Telegraph's # MeToo smear campaign against Captain Barbosa.

Posted by: NOS4Ah2 at May 25, 2019 09:41 AM (WWS2B)

226 Bye Minnefall. Good morning Jack Straw.

Posted by: NOS4Ah2 at May 25, 2019 09:42 AM (WWS2B)

227 Now comes the punishment phase.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2019 09:40 AM (/tuJf)


I'm still not holding my breath, but I'm beginning to believe it might just happen (probably to a select few minor players)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2019 09:42 AM (AZxMX)

228 I grew up in an old Victorian house from the late
1800's. It was built by the local banker and the town story was he had
money hidden some where in the house when he died. As a Teen (and
younger) I looked everywhere, especially in the old attic, and in the
basement behind the stone foundation. Needless to say never found
nothing. Now when I drive by the house I still wonder what might have
been hidden. Maybe the present owners did find it??


Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2019 09:38 AM (Lx7fT)


Charles Boyer: I have an idea for you....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2019 09:42 AM (hmx5z)

229 Inside a Civitan Claxton Fruit Cake box would be a perfect place to hide things.

No one would ever look in there or try to take it, and it would only be opened and discovered during the burning times when food supplies are limited and man turns to eating fruit cake out of desperation for survival.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2019 09:43 AM (oFlMR)

230 it seems the "Nadler steps down from chairman" news was never verified, still nothing this morning. one report said he was feeling better.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 25, 2019 09:24 AM (Cus5s)


Even better than before he stroked!
Says he is now the Speaker, and the son of Batman.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 25, 2019 09:43 AM (1g7ch)

231 Morning.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 25, 2019 09:44 AM (/tuJf)

232 I grew up in an old Victorian house from the late 1800's. It was built by the local banker and the town story was he had money hidden some where in the house when he died. As a Teen (and younger) I looked everywhere, especially in the old attic, and in the basement behind the stone foundation. Needless to say never found nothing. Now when I drive by the house I still wonder what might have been hidden. Maybe the present owners did find it??
Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2019 09:38 AM (Lx7fT)


You were born in the late 1800s?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2019 09:44 AM (cY3LT)

233 it seems the "Nadler steps down from chairman" news was never verified, still nothing this morning. one report said he was feeling better.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 25, 2019 09:24 AM (Cus5s)


No reason Nadsler should step down, he and Nancy are a matched pair!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2019 09:44 AM (AZxMX)

234 http://bit.ly/2ExUtf6
*******
Sad News: The Krassenstein Brothers Have Been Banned from Twitter for Life | Trending

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 25, 2019 09:44 AM (BqBId)

235 Colin, Kevin, what is the difference?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 25, 2019 09:44 AM (ege23)

236 I just wish AG Barr would get on with it stringing up someone, there has to be enough information to get a indictment on one of these coup conspires.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 09:45 AM (BbGew)

237 I'm going for my morning walk before the rain begins again. See ya later if the storms don't zap my electric. Buh bye.

Posted by: NOS4Ah2 at May 25, 2019 09:45 AM (WWS2B)

238 Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2019 09:38 AM (Lx7fT)


You were born in the late 1800s?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2019 09:44 AM (cY3LT)


Sorta reminds me of the S-Town podcast, which is interesting and entertaining enough, if you have hours of listening time to spare.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2019 09:46 AM (cY3LT)

239 TEHRAN, May 25 (Xinhua) -- Iran does not want any war in the region amid the rising tensions with the United States, Iran's Ambassador to the United Nations Majid Takht-Ravanchi was quoted as saying by official IRNA news agency on Saturday.

"Iran does not desire war in the region, neither with the United States nor with any other country," said Takht-Ravanchi.

Posted by: HA at May 25, 2019 09:46 AM (MAstk)

240 I grew up in an old Victorian house from the late
1800's. It was built by the local banker and the town story was he had
money hidden some where in the house when he died. As a Teen (and
younger) I looked everywhere, especially in the old attic, and in the
basement behind the stone foundation. Needless to say never found
nothing. Now when I drive by the house I still wonder what might have
been hidden. Maybe the present owners did find it??


Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2019 09:38 AM (Lx7fT)

Similar to an episode of Monk, "Mr. Monk buys a house". Money from a decades old armored car robbery hidden in a wall.

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:46 AM (cF8AT)

241 I just wish AG Barr would get on with it stringing up someone, there has to be enough information to get a indictment on one of these coup conspires.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 09:45 AM (BbGew)


My hope is that he is giving many of the rats a false sense of security so they don't leave the country before he springs the trap.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2019 09:47 AM (AZxMX)

242 230. omg that's terrible! I laffed.

Posted by: kallisto at May 25, 2019 09:47 AM (3FOeT)

243 When I pass on, the estate spelunkers will ask themselves "Does one person need this many pens?!"*

* Yes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 25, 2019 09:47 AM (kQs4Y)

244 Sad News: The Krassenstein Brothers Have Been Banned from Twitter for Life | Trending
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 25, 2019 09:44 AM (BqBId)

Heh. Couldn't have happened to a nicer pair of shitheels.

And I didn't even know about their connections to Russian criminals until i read that article. I figured they were just garden-variety shitheels.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 25, 2019 09:48 AM (Ct55T)

245 229 Inside a Civitan Claxton Fruit Cake box would be a perfect place to hide things.

No one would ever look in there or try to take it, and it would only be opened and discovered during the burning times when food supplies are limited and man turns to eating fruit cake out of desperation for survival.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2019 09:43 AM (oFlMR)

Johnny Carson said there were 2 fruit cakes that just kept getting passed around

Posted by: Martin at May 25, 2019 09:48 AM (JFO2v)

246 I need to attack vital chores before the ever-present rains arrive, have a nice day peeps!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2019 09:48 AM (AZxMX)

247 Why does Nicole Wallace hate Trump so much? I mean what is her stated reason?

The Russian Hoax and the idea that Trump colluded with Russia gave some ballast to the Trump haters in that they could always hide behind the notion that "Trump is a Putin stooge/Russian asset!!" but now that that idea is officially bullshit , what is their excuse for carrying this on?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 25, 2019 09:49 AM (NFEMn)

248 One of my gma's sisters was there when we were going through stuff. She was desperately trying to get a dresser drawer open that was stuck and asked if I'd help her. When we finally got it opened, her hand was like lightening reaching under all the pajamas straight to a fat envelope that she then stuffed in her pants.

I just sat there with my jaw hitting the floor...then told my mom and dad about it. Not sure if they confronted her later or what.
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:30 AM (cF8AT)

Hmmm. Not cool. But maybe it was something your gma just didn't want anyone to see. Family secrets. I have a deal like that with my daughter - to burn all my teenage diaries and terrible poems that I'm still too sentimental to get rid of myself. And the anime porn, of course.

Posted by: Gem at May 25, 2019 09:49 AM (XoAz8)

249 https://tinyurl.com/yynf6t7o
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LOL! Chainsaw-wielding pyscho-killers, clowns.... Mormons.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 25, 2019 09:51 AM (kQs4Y)

250 Hmmm. Not cool. But maybe it was something your gma just didn't want anyone to see. Family secrets. I have a deal like that with my daughter - to burn all my teenage diaries and terrible poems that I'm still too sentimental to get rid of myself. And the anime porn, of course.

Posted by: Gem at May 25, 2019 09:49 AM (XoAz

Possibly but the envelop she nabbed was exactly the same as the other envelopes we found with money in them. So odds are she somehow knew there was money in that drawer.

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 09:52 AM (cF8AT)

251 now that that idea is officially bullshit , what is their excuse for carrying this on?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 25, 2019 09:49 AM (NFEMn)


Trump is not one of the Anointed by the New World Order, and his independent wealth means he can pay the piper without resorting to accepting bribes/graft. This is NOT the way a proper world runs, and the Establishment flunkies are all still working for the crumbs that fall off the graft train!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2019 09:52 AM (AZxMX)

252 I grew up in an old Victorian house from the late
1800's. It was built by the local banker and the town story was he had
money hidden some where in the house when he died. As a Teen (and
younger) I looked everywhere, especially in the old attic, and in the
basement behind the stone foundation. Needless to say never found
nothing. Now when I drive by the house I still wonder what might have
been hidden. Maybe the present owners did find it??
--------------------------------------------------------------------

Well, if there was a "story" that he had money in the house, that means it was known when he was alive, right? Because he didn't tell anyone after he died.
So if it was known, someone took it. But never admitted they took it.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 25, 2019 09:53 AM (NFEMn)

253 ohnny Carson said there were 2 fruit cakes that just kept getting passed around
Posted by: Martin at May 25, 2019 09:48 AM (JFO2v)



I think for Christmas this year I may just get everyone a gift pack with a fondue set, a
Claxton Fruit Cake and a certificate showing I had a star named after them.

A little something for everyone, guaranteed to please.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2019 09:53 AM (oFlMR)

254 Paint It Black is one of the best Stones songs.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 25, 2019 09:53 AM (ege23)

255 All Hail Eris, Literate Savage,
Parchment paper to bake on. I have silpat but I don't like the way the cookies spread on them. I use a lot of parchment. I even bake pizza and bread on parchment so I don't have to use cornmeal or a bunch of flour and the raw dough doesn't stick to the peel.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 09:54 AM (UUBmN)

256 In my defense, I have a ton of scissors because my kids were always stealing them and not returning them and it drove me crazy. I tried hiding some but you guessed it, I could never remember where I hid them.

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 09:29 AM (aXucN),

Well, when your your kids and grandkids are cleaning out your house they can have fun shouting out "SCISSORS!" and everyone stopping to do a little dance whenever anyone found a pair. (They can start after the first fifteen or so, which is what we did.)

Posted by: Gem at May 25, 2019 09:54 AM (XoAz8)

257 Trump is not one of the Anointed by the New World Order, and his independent wealth means he can pay the piper without resorting to accepting bribes/graft. This is NOT the way a proper world runs, and the Establishment flunkies are all still working for the crumbs that fall off the graft train!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2019 09:52 AM (AZxMX)

I understand that.
But what is their official reason? What do they tell their viewers?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 25, 2019 09:54 AM (NFEMn)

258
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 25, 2019 09:55 AM (KCxzN)

259 It's a completely lovely day here in Northern WI.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 25, 2019 09:55 AM (4ZXUb)

260 Hey, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 09:55 AM (t+qrx)

261 Paint It Black is one of the best Stones songs.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 25, 2019 09:53 AM (ege23)

This and Gimme Shelter are probably their two most well-known songs at this point in time--and neither was a big hit when they came out.

People in their 20's know these two songs.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 25, 2019 09:56 AM (NFEMn)

262 Hrothgar- I actually have thought about one of the conspirators running away, it would be a big tell if one did before the hammer came down.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 09:57 AM (BbGew)

263
I wonder if arrests of the coup plotters will be televised or not.
Watching the smirk get wiped off that douchebag Strozk's face would be
glorious.
Posted by: jmel at May 25, 2019 08:19 AM (OeWgo)


there is this smirky song, "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" which I thought was pure balls.

It would have been televised and the execution of the defeated would be scheduled to be the mainstay of corporate media for a year and a half.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2019 09:57 AM (hSQmw)

264 Lin-duh, thanks. I'm going to try both parchment and silpat. It'll be a Lin-duh vs. Bluebell cage bake-off.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 25, 2019 09:59 AM (kQs4Y)

265 Parchment paper to bake on. I have silpat but I don't like the way the cookies spread on them. I use a lot of parchment. I even bake pizza and bread on parchment so I don't have to use cornmeal or a bunch of flour and the raw dough doesn't stick to the peel.
Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 09:54 AM (UUBmN)

I use parchment paper all the time, too. The last couple of times I've gone to the store it's been hard to find for some reason.

Posted by: Gem at May 25, 2019 09:59 AM (XoAz8)

266 believe Barr will clean house. Just like Pompeo cleaned up the CIA before Mike went to State where he is currently cleaning up he shitstains from the Hat Queen cabal. I trust Barr will clean up judicial because I believe that's partly why PDT put Barr there.

Most if not all of the hardcore group is already gone. The steps the plotters took to isolate the small group from oversight is ultimately part of their undoing.

-

The only solution is to burn it down and salt the earth where it stood. Any house cleaning only affects the limbs involved, but all the cells of the body carry the same infection.

Firings only fire the people who were caught and guarantee that the others will be more careful next time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 09:59 AM (lPsvG)

267 I'm old school. I just give cash now. GC's are ok but you still have to go get them. Cash can be spent anywhere....for now.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 10:00 AM (UUBmN)

268 I use Parchment paper constantly, too. I like not having to wash the big sheet pans all the time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 10:00 AM (lPsvG)

269 My wife is a big user of parchment paper for baking

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 10:02 AM (BbGew)

270 @RepAdamSchiff

President Obama can and must declassify as much as possible about Russia hacking our elections. Rest assured, Trump won't.

5:10 PM - 17 Dec 2016

Someone found this old tweet and retweeted it. Replies are funny.

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 10:04 AM (cF8AT)

271 Plus parchment is a breeze to clean...just wad it up and throw it out. Don't have to wash anything.

Scissors! I had a set of about a dozen scissors that cut those fancy edges like wavy lines, pinking, etc. my daughter used some and now I can only find 2 pairs. Of course, when asked, she "can't remember" ever using them. She is 9....

Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 10:04 AM (UUBmN)

272 Well, it's fairy garden day. The weather has been so crap I've been putting it off, but it's actually Not Raining or forty degrees today. My husband calls it Summer Christmas Village, and says I'm brave to display my insanity to the world.

I'm sure there will be multiple trips to Michael's and Menard's, also. Fun!

Have a nice Saturday, morons and 'ettes!

Posted by: Gem at May 25, 2019 10:05 AM (XoAz8)

273 Like OMG!! I just found out ALL of the parchments in my parchment complex have one of those garbage disposer things in the sink. OMG!!

/AOC

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 10:06 AM (m45I2)

274 Qualifying at Monaco is over so next task is driving the tractor around the yard.
Got to spiffy up before KT shows up.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2019 10:08 AM (BbGew)

275 Okay youse guys.. things to do. Have a good day all!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 25, 2019 10:09 AM (dUJdY)

276 Someone found this old tweet and retweeted it. Replies are funny.
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 10:04 AM (cF8AT)


The funniest replies are from people who are calling out the people who cheered him on two years ago, now.

@catSmellingDingbat2016: "Bless you, Schiff, you wonderful defender of truth and freedom. Don't let mean old Mr. Trump scare you from doing the work of the people"
@cartoonFrogAvatar2019: "Look at you. Look at how stupid you are. Does it hurt? It should. You embarrass yourself in front of the entire world and bring shame to your family."

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 10:09 AM (t+qrx)

277 @RepAdamSchiff

President Obama can and must declassify as much as possible about Russia hacking our elections. Rest assured, Trump won't.

5:10 PM - 17 Dec 2016

Someone found this old tweet and retweeted it. Replies are funny.

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 10:04 AM (cF8AT)

Schiff has been pumping this chicken for a long time.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 25, 2019 10:09 AM (NFEMn)

278 1,500 or bust?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2019 10:12 AM (vUuJ6)

279 As it is Memorial Day weekend, I intend to continue my annual tradition of re-reading Ace's Sex for Money Skankathon short story. It can be found the side bar under Greatest Hits.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 25, 2019 10:13 AM (+Tibp)

280 And boi is that chicken tired.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2019 10:13 AM (vUuJ6)

281 so i'm hearing dribs and drabs of reports that Wells Fargo and TD whatever they're called have leaked Trump's personal financial info to the Democrats....

But that's all i'm hearing.

Guessing there was nothing in there after all, huh?

And now a whole bunch of people are probably on the hook now for doing something highly illegal...

The Trump Curse is real, lads.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 25, 2019 10:13 AM (Ct55T)

282 Had a boss who told a funny story about her sister's house. Big house in Hollywood hills with a distinctive black-tiled swimming pool. Sister and her hubby watch some porn and see that it features. . .a black-tiled just like theirs! Which explained why they discovered all those viles of coke tucked away in odd places when they renovated and also why one of their bedrooms had a lock on the door from the outside (previous owner had a kid).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2019 10:14 AM (W+vEI)

283 Schiff's culinary 'masterpiece' is bukakae chicken.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2019 10:15 AM (vUuJ6)

284 Someone found this old tweet and retweeted it. Replies are funny.
Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 10:04 AM (cF8AT)

The funniest replies are from people who are calling out the people who cheered him on two years ago, now.

@catSmellingDingbat2016: "Bless you, Schiff, you wonderful defender of truth and freedom. Don't let mean old Mr. Trump scare you from doing the work of the people"
@cartoonFrogAvatar2019: "Look at you. Look at how stupid you are. Does it hurt? It should. You embarrass yourself in front of the entire world and bring shame to your family."
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 10:09 AM (t+qrx)


I'm old school. I remember Dick "Richard" Gephardt going on teevee, during the debate over authorizing Bush Sr.'s war in Iraq, complaining that they just didn't have the funds, and needed a tax increase to pay for it.

Fast forward two years later, and there's the same Dickhead Gethard on the Sunday morning teevee shows, saying Bush betrayed the country by raising taxes.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2019 10:15 AM (cY3LT)

285 And boi is that chicken tired.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2019 10:13 AM (vUuJ6)

It's dead

Posted by: JoeF. at May 25, 2019 10:16 AM (NFEMn)

286 Guessing there was nothing in there after all, huh?

And now a whole bunch of people are probably on the hook now for doing something highly illegal...

The Trump Curse is real, lads.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Oooo. We got Trump! now. There's no way he can fight this!!

Oh shit. Trump! isn't fighting it real hard.
Now Trump! is telling us whatever we do, don't throw him in the briar patch.

Damn that Br'er Trump!

Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2019 10:16 AM (vd8XM)

287 Hmmm. Not cool. But maybe it was something your gma just didn't want anyone to see. Family secrets. I have a deal like that with my daughter - to burn all my teenage diaries and terrible poems that I'm still too sentimental to get rid of myself. And the anime porn, of course.
Posted by: Gem at May 25, 2019 09:49 AM (XoAz

Bits and bytes last forever.....unless you use my patented Bleach Bits Be Gone wipes.

On sale now!......We can't do this forever so act now!

Posted by: Hillary Shamwow at May 25, 2019 10:16 AM (Z+IKu)

288 I bought some can racks for the pantry, to organize all the damn cat food I have to buy now. I also need to clean.... but here I am, in bed, drink covfefe and reading. It is my day off after all. As a mom, other mom's know what that means....

Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 10:16 AM (UUBmN)

289 I read the sidecar article, WOW I think every boy should learn to them. I understand that Hunting isn't for everyone, but the rest.
Changing a tire and oil is a must but now you do need to learn coding to fix your car.

My neighbor has a pothole in his driveway and can't get anyone to repair it. I offered to help him.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 25, 2019 10:16 AM (dKiJG)

290
Parchment paper to bake on. I have silpat but I don't like the way the
cookies spread on them. I use a lot of parchment. I even bake pizza and
bread on parchment so I don't have to use cornmeal or a bunch of flour
and the raw dough doesn't stick to the peel.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 09:54 AM (UUBmN)

What about macarons? They have a tendency to stick to the parchment paper I use. Does the silpat work better?

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at May 25, 2019 10:17 AM (xNAv5)

291 Browndog, that's great news at comment 39!

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 25, 2019 10:17 AM (4HMW8)

292 On the phone with mom right now, she's talking about someone at the master gardener group who's a mycologist, certified to verify wild mushrooms before they can be sold in the State of Indiana.

The urge to ask, "does he use a mushroom stamp?" is overwhelming.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 10:17 AM (t+qrx)

293 one of their bedrooms had a lock on the door from the outside (previous owner had a kid

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Yikes

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 10:18 AM (lPsvG)

294 Why are any of us alive? Why aren't we a bowl of petunias?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 25, 2019 10:18 AM (ywNoU)

295 one of their bedrooms had a lock on the door from the outside (previous owner had a kid

-

Yikes
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 10:18 AM (lPsvG)


Recommended: Run a black light on all the carpets (and walls).

Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2019 10:19 AM (cY3LT)

296 Why are any of us alive? Why aren't we a bowl of petunias?
Posted by: Insomniac
---x
I prefer peonies...

Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 10:20 AM (UUBmN)

297 Why aren't we a bowl of petunias?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 25, 2019 10:18 AM (ywNoU)


"Oh no, not again."

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 10:20 AM (t+qrx)

298 >>I also need to clean.... but here I am, in bed, drink covfefe and reading. It is my day off after all. As a mom, other mom's know what that means....


*fistbump*
Hey, I've already walked the dog, done a load of laundry and a load of dishes, so not feeling any guilt, either!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2019 10:20 AM (W+vEI)

299 Anderson Cooper Grills Facebook Exec Over Pelosi Video: 'Shouldn't You Just Get Out of the News Business' If You Can't Do It Well

-
Physician, heal thyself.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 25, 2019 10:20 AM (+y/Ru)

300 Bowl of petunias and a whale falling through the sky

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2019 10:21 AM (vUuJ6)

301 294 Why are any of us alive? Why aren't we a bowl of petunias?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 25, 2019 10:18 AM (ywNoU)
---
Oh yeah!

*busts through wall*

Posted by: Purple Microdot Flavor Kool-Aid Man at May 25, 2019 10:21 AM (kQs4Y)

302 Someone at Wells-Fargo had probably already given Trump files to dem-cong. Judges order to immediately provide per Congress demands just gave them an excuse to say, "We got them".
Seriously, released less than 24 hours after Judges decision... gone through all of it and redacted every name not "trump"?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 25, 2019 10:21 AM (1g7ch)

303 I can envision Facebook being mort inside 5 years.
Not saying it will happen, but I can see it.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 25, 2019 10:21 AM (NFEMn)

304 Anna Puma

Where is that depressed robot to comment?

How are you doing with all the weather?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2019 10:22 AM (u82oZ)

305 Yesterday was the last day of school here. I haven't heard from my kids yet... they are either still asleep or watching yootube/ playing video games. They usually get hungry around 11-12...

Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 10:23 AM (UUBmN)

306 Do you have a diode in your left leg that bothers you?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2019 10:23 AM (vUuJ6)

307 Trump broke CNN.

NBC, you're next.

Posted by: Trump Curse at May 25, 2019 10:24 AM (+Tibp)

308 Trying to remember where it says in the Constitution that judges have supreme and ultimate power in this country


Trump needs to bring this to a head. The Supreme Court is a coequal branch but the lower courts are creatures of the Legislature. He should issue a finding that they lack the ability to meddle and ignore them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 25, 2019 10:24 AM (yQpMk)

309 I heard FaceBook is so over, and there's a retreat from social media.

Maybe the kids will go Neo-Victorian and bring back calling cards, Sunday promenades, and letter writing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2019 10:24 AM (kQs4Y)

310 Regarding Rolling Thunder, I read that the problem is a real one. You've got some thousands of bikers w/their bikes, all of whom have to have places to park/hang until time for the event. Multiple rally points, in other words, and the city is short of places for them to gather.

It sounds like something that could be fixed, but I think it's more the organizers, rather than the city, that needs to work the problem. D.C. isn't giving them a hard time getting a permit for the actual "parade." They just need to rally elsewhere and then enter the city in formation at the prescribed time.

Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 25, 2019 10:24 AM (hu22E)

311 Anderson Cooper is the quintessence of being a Bitch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 25, 2019 10:24 AM (Ct55T)

312 My husband insisted on a two story house. I hate it. I try to avoid the upstairs as much as possible.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 10:25 AM (UUBmN)

313 Facebook will most likely be bought (after a short and violent devaluation phase) by Amazon, Google, or some combination of the two haggling over their assets.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 25, 2019 10:26 AM (Ct55T)

314 Neo-Victorians in the age of nano-machines?

Ah Princess Nell and the Mouse Army.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2019 10:26 AM (vUuJ6)

315 Maybe the kids will go Neo-Victorian and bring back calling cards, Sunday promenades, and letter writing.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2019 10:24 AM (kQs4Y)


*cautiously dons morning dress suit*

Maybe?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 10:26 AM (t+qrx)

316 It'll be a Lin-duh vs. Bluebell cage bake-off.


Get them in metal bikinis and I'll market the PPV rights to benefit Fisher House.

You know, for charity, because I'm so noble.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 25, 2019 10:27 AM (fuK7c)

317 Neo-Victorians in the age of nano-machines?

Ah Princess Nell and the Mouse Army.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2019 10:26 AM (vUuJ6)


I want a skull gun.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 10:27 AM (t+qrx)

318 You know, it's lamentable how the phrase "I love balls!" has completely changed its meaning...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 25, 2019 10:28 AM (Ct55T)

319 Maybe the kids will go Neo-Victorian and bring back calling cards, Sunday promenades, and letter writing.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25,

Corsets?

Posted by: Jean at May 25, 2019 10:28 AM (C03Q7)

320 Well must scoot, break is over.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2019 10:28 AM (vUuJ6)

321 >>Maybe the kids will go Neo-Victorian and bring back calling cards, Sunday promenades, and letter writing.


Heh. If you look at /pol/ postings there is a real backlash against hookup culture via all the "THOT-patrolling". While it can get vicious, it's nice to see that there are some younger people who can see what a cancer this behavior can be, particularly down the road.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2019 10:29 AM (W+vEI)

322 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 25, 2019 09:52 AM (AZxMX)

To my mind , that's what the R's issue was with Palin. She was honest, and ethical. She hadn't "played the game" and let Rs slide when she was in an administrative position (don't remember what it was, something to do with oil industry oversight or such) and it had already cost her that position. She was *clean* and that meant no one owed her any favors any more than she owed others and so she had no currency in the uniparty establishment (which makes McCain choosing her so puzzling. She was essentially the anti-him).

Without Trump's "FU money" and no political collateral, it was easy to put financial pressure on her. I know some called her a quitter but, given that all her previous actions had shown her priority to be the Alaskan people (a public servant who considered themselves exactly that, amazing!) resigning in order to not cost them money is exactly in line with her character.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 25, 2019 10:30 AM (uquGJ)

323 Anderson Cooper Grills Facebook Exec Over Pelosi Video: 'Shouldn't You Just Get Out of the News Business' If You Can't Do It Well

-
Physician, heal thyself.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 25, 2019 10:20 AM (+y/Ru)


Vanderbilt Poofter playing Lance Badass is rife with comedic potential.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 25, 2019 10:30 AM (y7DUB)

324 Corsets?


I shall have to revive whaling. Nantucket sleigh ride anyone?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 25, 2019 10:30 AM (fuK7c)

325 >>I shall have to revive whaling. Nantucket sleigh ride anyone?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2019 10:31 AM (W+vEI)

326 "I say, Jeeves, what a smashing Spring day!"

"The weather is quite clement, sir."

"In Spring, Jeeves, a livlier iris gleams upon the burnished dove!"

"So I have been informed, sir."

Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 25, 2019 10:32 AM (hu22E)

327 319
Maybe the kids will go Neo-Victorian and bring back calling cards, Sunday promenades, and letter writing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25,



Corsets?
Corsets can be quite comfortable. Just can't bend in some of them. They get a bad wrap. (pun intended)

Posted by: itsacookbook at May 25, 2019 10:32 AM (yPxXc)

328 >>I shall have to revive whaling. Nantucket sleigh ride anyone?


Sure, just have to find my harpoon. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2019 10:33 AM (W+vEI)

329 Sure, just have to find my harpoon. . .
Posted by: Lizzy

It's always in the last place you look

Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2019 10:34 AM (vd8XM)

330 Sure, just have to find my harpoon. . .


And your dirty red bandana...

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 25, 2019 10:35 AM (fuK7c)

331 Sure, just have to find my harpoon. . .
Posted by: Lizzy

It's always in the last place you look
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2019 10:34 AM (vd8XM)


"If I were a harpoon, where would I be...?"

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 10:35 AM (t+qrx)

332 Maybe the kids will go Neo-Victorian and bring back calling cards, Sunday promenades, and letter writing.

The experts said we would never recapture the North American market, that we would be forever relegated to Pakistan and Africa. They were wrong.

Our time is nigh!

Posted by: Chamberpot Makers Guild at May 25, 2019 10:35 AM (bDC2M)

333 To my mind , that's what the R's issue was with Palin. She was honest, and ethical. She hadn't "played the game" and let Rs slide when she was in an administrative position (don't remember what it was, something to do with oil industry oversight or such) and it had already cost her that position. She was *clean* and that meant no one owed her any favors any more than she owed others and so she had no currency in the uniparty establishment (which makes McCain choosing her so puzzling. She was essentially the anti-him).

McRINO and his dickweed advisors are too fucking ignorant to coordinate a two car parade but they effectively ended Palin's career by choosing her to accompany McQuixote in his brainless quest. I was thinking we were permanently fucked by the Uniparty on that until Two Scoops said "hold everything".

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 25, 2019 10:36 AM (y7DUB)

334
"If I were a harpoon, where would I be...?"
Posted by: hogmartin invites

Where did you use it last?

Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2019 10:36 AM (vd8XM)

335 >>"If I were a harpoon, where would I be...?"

In the storage shed next to my hubby's wetsuit.
Yes, we own one! Hubby used to do spearfishing before his dad sold the summer home.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2019 10:37 AM (W+vEI)

336 Could we do neo-Edwardian instead of Victorian? I hate to be a bother, but...

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 10:38 AM (t+qrx)

337 It's probably next to your flensing knife.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 25, 2019 10:39 AM (fuK7c)

338 It's probably next to your flensing knife.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 25, 2019 10:39 AM (fuK7c)


You'd think that would narrow it down. But no.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 10:40 AM (t+qrx)

339 Breaking News: Misanthropic Humanitarian has been elected, unanimously, to our AoSHQ CoB Hall of Fame.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association at May 25, 2019 10:41 AM (O5Izj)

340 I just SAW the damned thing not ten minutes ago!

Posted by: Captain Ahab at May 25, 2019 10:41 AM (hu22E)

341 Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 10:26 AM (t+qrx)
---

It feels...right, doesn't it?

*adjusts top hat to rakish angle*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2019 10:41 AM (kQs4Y)

342 >>It's probably next to your flensing knife.

Had to look that one up.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2019 10:42 AM (W+vEI)

343 Seventeen people have died on Mt. Everest this season.
Incredible photo of those lining up for the summit. Madness.


https://tinyurl.com/y3o4dubk

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at May 25, 2019 10:42 AM (xNAv5)

344 It's probably next to your flensing knife.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 25, 2019 10:39 AM (fuK7c)

You'd think that would narrow it down. But no.
Posted by: hogmartin invites

In the same drawer as your monkey belt?

Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2019 10:42 AM (vd8XM)

345 339 Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association

Ok, you made me laugh.
And what, no love for that rapscallion AlaBAMA?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2019 10:43 AM (u82oZ)

346
This is likely the only time a picture of Teresa May will give me an erection, and it's lasting longer than four hours.

From this morning's WSJ:

https://tinyurl.com/y55c4cu5

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2019 10:44 AM (Zan64)

347 In the same drawer as your monkey belt?
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2019 10:42 AM (vd8XM)


Yep, had to look that one up.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 10:44 AM (t+qrx)

348 Yep, had to look that one up.
Posted by: hogmartin

I cheated on that one looking up whaling tools

Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2019 10:44 AM (vd8XM)

349 It's probably next to your flensing knife.


******

Aw, quit yer blubbering!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 10:44 AM (m45I2)

350 You'd think that would narrow it down. But no.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 10:40 AM


Where did you last use the EBG?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2019 10:45 AM (O5Izj)

351 From this morning's WSJ:

https://tinyurl.com/y55c4cu5
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 25, 2019 10:44 AM (Zan64)


*softly*

womp womp

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 10:45 AM (t+qrx)

352 Incredible photo of those lining up for the summit. Madness.
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Is that for real? Jeebus.

There was a big effort to remove all the trash (and the odd corpse or two) that has been accumulating on Everest:

"Those who reach 8,000 meters on either side will find a wasteland, literally. Human feces do not degrade at this altitude; they merely blow away or get stuck in the rocks. A few Western teams are starting to use blue bags to bring down solid waste, similar to a practice implemented recently on Alaska’s Denali."

https://www.outsideonline.com/2394520/everest-dead-bodies-trash-removal

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2019 10:46 AM (kQs4Y)

353 Where did you last use the EBG?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 25, 2019 10:45 AM (O5Izj)


That stuff doesn't go bad, does it? I think there are some rolls of it in one of the boxes that hasn't been opened since two moves ago.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 10:46 AM (t+qrx)

354 As someone who just came back from a backpacking trip in some mountains along the CDT. Climbing Mount Everest is insanity!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 10:47 AM (UUBmN)

355 "Those who reach 8,000 meters on either side will find a wasteland, literally. Human feces do not degrade at this altitude; they merely blow away or get stuck in the rocks.


Ooooo. Sign me up for that trip!

Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2019 10:47 AM (vd8XM)

356 Krakauer's "Into Thin Air" is a great book.
Are they still doing paid escorts up to the summit?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2019 10:49 AM (W+vEI)

357 Future Moron Horde member....

https://tinyurl.com/y6zs4nxq

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2019 10:50 AM (bDC2M)

358 So you're saying that Mt. Everest is much like San Francisco?

Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2019 10:50 AM (sdi6R)

359 OK, quite enough goofing off, I absolutely have to go get stuff done before thunderstorms hit. Ich muß. May be around later. Enjoy the day, all.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 25, 2019 10:50 AM (t+qrx)

360 Seventeen people have died on Mt. Everest this season.
Incredible photo of those lining up for the summit. Madness.


https://tinyurl.com/y3o4dubk
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at May 25, 2019 10:42 AM (xNAv5)


So much for being unique...

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 25, 2019 10:51 AM (y7DUB)

361 343 Seventeen people have died on Mt. Everest this season.
..

I guess this is where we're supposed to say at least they died doing something they love!

Eh.

None of them wold have went if they knew of their pending doom.

Oh well. Breakfast was great today!

Posted by: HA at May 25, 2019 10:51 AM (MAstk)

362 I don't think the Everest pic upthread is Everest.

The Outside article says that something like 300 people are licensed to climb Everest this season and there are about 300 people in that picture.

That's got to be some high altitude assault practice or publicity stunt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 25, 2019 10:54 AM (fuK7c)

363 My. Everest isn't the worlds most lethal mountain. IIRC, Annapurna and K2 kill a much larger percentage of their climbers. Plus, unlike Everest, Annapurna doesn't have a Starbucks halfway up where you can recoup with a nice latte.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2019 10:54 AM (4knXT)

364 If you are going to die on Mt. Everest you should at least have the decency to be frozen in the shape of a toboggan.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 10:55 AM (m45I2)

365 Are they still doing paid escorts up to the summit?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2019 10:49 AM (W+vEI)

And going down!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2019 10:56 AM (kQs4Y)

366 364 If you are going to die on Mt. Everest you should at least have the decency to be frozen in the shape of a toboggan.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 25, 2019 10:55 AM (m45I2)
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True. Also, the traditional folk art of building warming huts out of frozen human logs has been completely lost.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2019 10:56 AM (4knXT)

367 365 Are they still doing paid escorts up to the summit?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2019 10:49 AM (W+vEI)

And going down!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2019 10:56 AM (kQs4Y)

heyo!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 25, 2019 10:57 AM (Ct55T)

368 Later, Hogmartin!

Seize the day.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 25, 2019 10:57 AM (kQs4Y)

369 True. Also, the traditional folk art of building warming huts out of frozen human logs has been completely lost.
..

Mostly due to the permits that are now required.

Posted by: HA at May 25, 2019 10:57 AM (MAstk)

370 365 Are they still doing paid escorts up to the summit?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2019 10:49 AM (W+vEI)

-------

The trip up is free,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2019 10:57 AM (4knXT)

371 Went to Mount Everest base camp in the '70s. Only two groups went that year. Less than thirty people total. Everything was pristine.

Posted by: French Jeton at May 25, 2019 10:58 AM (Fjvqd)

372 361 343 Seventeen people have died on Mt. Everest this season.
..

I guess this is where we're supposed to say at least they died doing something they love!

Eh.

None of them wold have went if they knew of their pending doom.

Oh well. Breakfast was great today!
Posted by: HA at May 25, 2019 10:51 AM (MAstk)


I'm not sure that's true. This form of extreme behavior always carries a risk of death, and I think lots of people get off on that.

At this point I just can't care. Spoil the highest place on Earth, turn it into a vast waste dump. So be it.

Eventually when SMOD (or whatever the form the Destructor takes) destroys all we know (including us), the Earth (or whatever other ball of matter it becomes) will reform, and things like Mt. Everest will not be a thing. Nobody will care. There may not be any living beings left to care. God may have just decided "You know what? This sentient being thing was a mistake, I'll just make the next universe a light show with explosions and stuff."

Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2019 11:00 AM (cY3LT)

373 Re: Everest Avalanches

Hmm...after the avalanche look what the search results turned up. He appears to be the first hit.

American Google executive Dan Fredinburg was the first confirmed fatality on the mountain yesterday.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2019 11:02 AM (bDC2M)

374 American Sniper on history channel.

Posted by: Infidel at May 25, 2019 11:03 AM (xzK3J)

375 FUN FACT: The base camp on the Chinese side has nothing but a small Red Army barracks occupied by a couple of soldiers who must have the lowest social credit scores in the entire Chinese military.

One of the strangest situations I ever found myself in was sitting in this soldier's guard shack at five in the morning freezing my ass off and trying not to fall asleep. I thought that if I went to sleep in that cold and altitude I might never wake up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2019 11:03 AM (4knXT)

376 The life of a nail art performance artist:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=DAkCaKaAYlI

Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2019 11:04 AM (hSQmw)

377 To revisit an old topic.

When the father of a friend died, we went through his belongings. I found a cardboard box in an abandoned upstairs bedroom. Emptied out all the trash when a coin slid out from under a bottom flap. It was a one cent piece from New Jersey. A very rare coin, and it was in the best condition of any known at the time.

He had stacks of stock certificates from 'penny' stocks. Most to the companies were defunct, but the certificates had become collector items--worth much money.

My friend knew that his father put money into numerous bank accounts. So, he took his father's death certificate and drove from Vermont to Arizona (his father's vacation site), stopping at all the banks along the way. Sure enough, there were numerous accounts. Picked up several thousand dollars.

Posted by: French Jeton at May 25, 2019 11:05 AM (Fjvqd)

378 Bitter Clinger

He died in 2015.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2019 11:07 AM (u82oZ)

379 370 365 Are they still doing paid escorts up to the summit?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 25, 2019 10:49 AM (W+vEI)

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The trip up is free,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2019 10:57 AM (4knXT)


All kidding aside, if 17 people died this year, probably much more than half of them were Sherpas, carrying hundreds of pounds of equipment for the rich douche-bags who seem to be unaware their very lives are walking metaphors of the rich climbing on the backs of the poor.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2019 11:07 AM (cY3LT)

380 Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2019 11:07 AM (u82oZ)

....

Oops! Well spotted.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2019 11:09 AM (bDC2M)

381 Actually it costs over $10k for permits to climb Everest.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 11:09 AM (UUBmN)

382 126 "When I die, maybe they'll find all the things I hid for Christmas presents for the kids and then couldn't find on Christmas Eve."

I hate it when I misplace the kids on Christmas Eve, because the old lady gets all pissy until I remember where I put them.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 25, 2019 11:10 AM (CC97/)

383 Have a great day, everyone.

Chores mingled with involuntary spousal support. She wants to shop, and I am her Sherpa.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2019 11:12 AM (u82oZ)

384 I feel lazy! I really aggravated my plantar fasciitis in my left foot during this last backpacking trip. I'm limping most of the time it hurts so bad. I haven't done any exercising since we've been back. Husband just left to go biking...

Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 11:12 AM (UUBmN)

385 I know I harp on teaching your kids about investing a small amount of money when they're young and how it becomes big money when they're old, but one of the best things you 29 year olds can do is to write down where your stuff is.

Investments, insurance policies, bank accounts, etc. Make sure your spouse or kids can find it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 11:14 AM (lPsvG)

386 Holy crap. Akihito stepped down, and there's a new Japanese Emperor, Naruhito. Which I guess is the ostensible reason for Trump's visit.

I had not even heard about this.

Our news media very much well and truly huff taint.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 25, 2019 11:17 AM (Ct55T)

387 It would be interesting to know how many people have climbed, or are training to climb, Everest but who haven't visited the highest peak in each state.

I bet the total time and money is similar, and I bet the Venn diagram is two separate circles.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 11:17 AM (lPsvG)

388 All kidding aside, if 17 people died this year, probably much more than half of them were Sherpas, carrying hundreds of pounds of equipment for the rich douche-bags

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I saw a documentary whose point was to heap plaudits on a group of wheelchair-bound tourists for achieving their dream of reaching the base camp in Nepal. It was beyond parody.

These dumb toads had Nepali porters literally carrying them up the steep inclines on their backs.

Fat immobile rich people being carried up the mountain by some impoverished scrawny brown people was portrayed as a wonderful triumph of the tourists over adversity and shit. It was ludicrous.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2019 11:17 AM (4knXT)

389 >>American Google executive Dan Fredinburg was the first confirmed fatality on the mountain yesterday.



Sad Trombone

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2019 11:18 AM (38BXL)

390 I saw a documentary whose point was to heap plaudits on a group of wheelchair-bound tourists for achieving their dream of reaching the base camp in Nepal. It was beyond parody.

These dumb toads had Nepali porters literally carrying them up the steep inclines on their backs.

Fat immobile rich people being carried up the mountain by some impoverished scrawny brown people was portrayed as a wonderful triumph of the tourists over adversity and shit. It was ludicrous.
Posted by: Cicero
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Seriously, they made a show about this??? That's awful.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 11:19 AM (UUBmN)

391 Nood

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 25, 2019 11:22 AM (bDC2M)

392 lin-duh, get yourself a pair of Vionic Tides (flip-flops). They cured my plantar fasciitis 6 years ago and it's never come back. I have three pairs and I wear them all spring/summer/fall around the house (too cold in winter here!).

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 11:23 AM (aXucN)

393 All kidding aside, if 17 people died this year, probably much more than half of them were Sherpas, carrying hundreds of pounds of equipment for the rich douche-bags

--------

I saw a documentary whose point was to heap plaudits on a group of wheelchair-bound tourists for achieving their dream of reaching the base camp in Nepal. It was beyond parody.

These dumb toads had Nepali porters literally carrying them up the steep inclines on their backs.

Fat immobile rich people being carried up the mountain by some impoverished scrawny brown people was portrayed as a wonderful triumph of the tourists over adversity and shit. It was ludicrous.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 25, 2019 11:17 AM (4knXT)


Humans are scum.

If we've learned anything in the past 2-3 years, it's that it is virtually impossible to parody the rot and absurdity of man.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 25, 2019 11:24 AM (cY3LT)

394 >>I really aggravated my plantar fasciitis in my left foot during this last backpacking trip. I'm limping most of the time it hurts so bad. I haven't done any exercising since we've been back


You probably need boots that fit better and maybe some fresh insoles.

If my feet can spread inside my boot ? -> Plantar.

Posted by: garrett at May 25, 2019 11:25 AM (38BXL)

395 Everyone that reaches the summit of Everest goes with a Sherpa. Permits cost well over 10 grand so not many people actually make the summit. Many people go to Everest to reach one of the base camps just to get "the experience". Only a very few reach the top

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 25, 2019 11:28 AM (flINI)

396 >>American Google executive Dan Fredinburg was the first confirmed fatality on the mountain yesterday.

-

He died doing what he loved.

Looking down on everyone else and assuming he knew more than all the idiots around him.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 11:28 AM (lPsvG)

397 362
I don't think the Everest pic upthread is Everest.



The Outside article says that something like 300 people are licensed
to climb Everest this season and there are about 300 people in that
picture.



That's got to be some high altitude assault practice or publicity stunt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 25, 2019 10:54 AM (fuK7c)

That was first impression as well. The article implies that it is Mt. Everest. Depends upon whether you thrust the source or not.
https://tinyurl.com/yxrbptfu

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at May 25, 2019 11:29 AM (tTLAA)

398 I love the idea of wealthy white people paying poor brown people to climb Everest in order to perform lawn maintenance.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 25, 2019 11:32 AM (lPsvG)

399
*places Straw Boater on head at a rakish tilt*

Posted by: naturalfake at May 25, 2019 11:32 AM (CRRq9)

400 Seventeen people have died on Mt. Everest this season.


The climbed only to die and remain forever mummified in the Land of Eternal Shit.

Something poetic or Greeky mythish about that.

*sheds single tear*

Posted by: naturalfake at May 25, 2019 11:35 AM (CRRq9)

401 the = they

Posted by: naturalfake at May 25, 2019 11:36 AM (CRRq9)

402 I have good insoles. I think my hiking shoes were wrong though. No blisters but my second toe nail is turning black... definitely not the right shoes.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 25, 2019 11:44 AM (UUBmN)

403 392 lin-duh, get yourself a pair of Vionic Tides (flip-flops). They cured my plantar fasciitis 6 years ago and it's never come back. I have three pairs and I wear them all spring/summer/fall around the house (too cold in winter here!).

Posted by: bluebell at May 25, 2019 11:23 AM (aXucN)

Amazon has them but they seem a tad expensive...

Vionic Women's Pacific High Tide Toepost Sandals - Ladies Platform Flip Flops with Orthotic Arch Support
4.2 out of 5 stars 1,540

$30.00-$6,995.00


*Jk....I just love Amazon pricing errors.

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 12:06 PM (cF8AT)

404 Linda,

Get a tennis ball and roll it under your foot while your sitting down. Start gentle, then increase pressure. Also, sometimes a frozen bottle of water, rolled under your foot helps too.

Posted by: Tami at May 25, 2019 12:07 PM (cF8AT)

405 If I were going to climb Everest, I'd carry a parachute. To hell with climbing back down.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 25, 2019 12:25 PM (yQpMk)

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