Mid-Morning Open Thread

Sympathy
Briton Riviere

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Time-outs are so UNFAIR!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 21, 2019 09:31 AM (di1hb)

2 Oh, this is very sweet.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 09:31 AM (aXucN)

3 woof-woof

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 21, 2019 09:31 AM (FZYNt)

4 She wants to go out and play!

Posted by: Vic at May 21, 2019 09:31 AM (mpXpK)

5 That's not sympathy. That's "hey, why aren't you petting me? Okay, I'll get closer because you clearly still do not know I'm here after all the previous pawing."

Posted by: Moron Lobby at May 21, 2019 09:32 AM (P+oTY)

6 Very nice !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 21, 2019 09:32 AM (isI7q)

7 you will find sympathy between shit and syphilis in the dictionary

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 21, 2019 09:32 AM (FZYNt)

8 Awwwww..

*rubs head... dog, that is*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:33 AM (6qErC)

9 5 That's not sympathy. That's "hey, why aren't you petting me? Okay, I'll get closer because you clearly still do not know I'm here after all the previous pawing."
Posted by: Moron Lobby at May 21, 2019 09:32 AM (P+oTY)

Or she has Slim Jim breath

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 21, 2019 09:33 AM (di1hb)

10 Love this painting!!!

Posted by: IC at May 21, 2019 09:33 AM (fiC74)

11 Briton failed to paint the dog's balls

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 21, 2019 09:33 AM (FZYNt)

12 Most dogs> Most people.....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 09:33 AM (nVVYP)

13 I like it. Good doggy.

Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2019 09:33 AM (G0vdT)

14 Super sweet.

What a lovely way to start the morning!

Pray for our President.

Love each other.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 09:34 AM (PkVlr)

15 I ruv you!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2019 09:34 AM (hLRSq)

16 No ginger comments , yet?

Posted by: BignJames at May 21, 2019 09:34 AM (ykq7q)

17 Then she floated an air biscuit and blamed it on the dog.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 21, 2019 09:35 AM (gC2IV)

18 Artist did a great job of capturing the dog's gesture and attitude of solidarity.

Posted by: kallisto at May 21, 2019 09:35 AM (+RF8x)

19 A white dog? Racist or something.

Posted by: dantesed at May 21, 2019 09:35 AM (88xKn)

20 Dogs love you. Cats want to eat you.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 09:35 AM (/tuJf)

21 Great doggy.

Posted by: Someguy at May 21, 2019 09:36 AM (xYwhN)

22 So sweet. I would also like that carpet runner.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 09:36 AM (lwiT4)

23 8 Awwwww..

*rubs head... dog, that is*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 09:33 AM (6qErC)

Why not both! *sniffs deeply*

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 21, 2019 09:36 AM (NWiLs)

24 19 A white dog? Racist or something.
Posted by: dantesed

doesn't have the same ring to it

Posted by: Jimmy Page and Robert Plant at May 21, 2019 09:37 AM (FZYNt)

25 This I would have on my wall! I love the expressiveness of both of the subjects, too.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 21, 2019 09:37 AM (AM1GF)

26 I pray often that I am as good a person as my dog thinks I am.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 09:37 AM (+X43N)

27 She's thinking deep thoughts about the oppression of the patriarchy.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (lwiT4)

28 Something weird and inverted about the Left's tastes and notions regarding leadership and charisma.
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Not when you consider like seeks like.

Beta male is not going to seek alpha to lead him

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (k81AA)

29 Chris Plante Just called Jerry Nadler "The Penguin" hahahah

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (BqBId)

30 No ginger comments , yet?
Posted by: BignJames

The dog keeps her in check. All part of protecting the pack. A cat would just enable the soul-devouring.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (AM1GF)

31 John Rossomando @jrossman12
13m
Replying to @davereaboi
Gen Wesley Clark told me that Obama didn't support the Green Revolution because he wanted a nuclear deal.

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (BqBId)

32 Not fair. I'm only halfway through the comments on the last thread.

AoSHQOCD&AADD is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (jTv1/)

33 Chris Plante Just called Jerry Nadler "The Penguin" hahahah

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT

The Horde beat him to it Friday IIRC...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 21, 2019 09:39 AM (AM1GF)

34 26 I pray often that I am as good a person as my dog thinks I am.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 09:37 AM (+X43N)

Word....
" Someday I hope to be the man my dog thinks I am"......

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 09:39 AM (sJ0GE)

35 The artist did the dog's feet very well.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 09:39 AM (lwiT4)

36 It's comforting to see that dogs don't change. That should be in a vet's office. Or the Humane Society.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at May 21, 2019 09:40 AM (0tmoY)

37 31
John Rossomando @jrossman12

13m

Replying to @davereaboi

Gen Wesley Clark told me that Obama didn't support the Green Revolution because he wanted a nuclear deal.

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (BqBId)

Obama was on the mullahs' payroll.

Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2019 09:40 AM (EfMCv)

38 35 The artist did the dog's feet very well.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 09:39 AM (lwiT4)

Yep... hands, feet, and paws, are hard...

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 09:40 AM (sJ0GE)

39 I always wonder what reference materials the painter used to create these works. He could have made sketches of the girl in that pose but the dog would have been problematic. Yet he perfectly captured the mutt's expression. Genius.

Posted by: kallisto at May 21, 2019 09:40 AM (+RF8x)

40 I really like this painting on two levels.

Technically I like the way the artist captures the look of the old, dark wood, suggests detail in the carpet, captures the skin tones of the little girl, and makes the proportions right.

The other level is the scene is sweet and adorable. I can always use adorable.

Posted by: JTB at May 21, 2019 09:41 AM (bmdz3)

41 Ya know Becky, I think that is a spider on the ceiling

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2019 09:41 AM (8ikIW)

42
Mixed Motives - a limerick

She's pouting today it appears
Upset by her angst and her fears
But in spite of her choler
The dog will console her
Or he just likes the salt in her tears!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 09:42 AM (m45I2)

43 Obama was on the mullahs' payroll.

Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2019 09:40 AM (EfMCv)

Obama wanted to be a mullah.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2019 09:42 AM (9Om/r)

44 "Arf" she said.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 21, 2019 09:42 AM (HaL55)

45 The painting seems out of balance. Dark and heavy on the left, light and bright on the right. Intentional? Dog bridging the divide?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 21, 2019 09:42 AM (dNzKv)

46 Obama was on the mullahs' payroll.
Posted by: davidt

Yeah, pretty sure ValJar may have had something to do with it too.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 21, 2019 09:43 AM (AM1GF)

47 Somebody needs to dust.

Posted by: BignJames at May 21, 2019 09:43 AM (ykq7q)

48 Dog is white.
Raycist.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 09:43 AM (FiUMj)

49 Much as I love my cats, I wish they would sit with me during bad times like this little girl's dog.

Wait. They do sit with me all the time, whether I'm sad or not. So there's that. (Linda says that the two of them and I form a miniature pride, like lions.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2019 09:44 AM (ClOmq)

50 http://bit.ly/2WVIrmZ
*******
Transcripts: Loretta Lynch Accused James Comey of Lying Under Oath | People's Pundit Daily

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 09:44 AM (BqBId)

51 Now that is a good doggie!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 09:45 AM (W+vEI)

52 Will she grow up to be an 'ette?

Posted by: 40 miles north at May 21, 2019 09:46 AM (o2vOl)

53 Any painting with a doggeh into wins!

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 09:46 AM (cF8AT)

54 into = in it

need moar coffee...

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 09:47 AM (cF8AT)

55 I really like this painting. I vividly remember a like moment from my own childhood. Sitting at the top of the stairs I tearfully told my dachshund Long Sam that nobody understood me except her.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 09:47 AM (m45I2)

56
No more treacle for you, young lady!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2019 09:47 AM (pNxlR)

57 Doggie is adorbs. Has the girl been sent there for a time out?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 09:47 AM (fuK7c)

58 I am a true dog lover, but that does not mean I don't like cats. Had a Tom for 18 years... he was my good buddy.... he reaaaallly did not care for anyone else though.... funny , that....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 09:47 AM (sJ0GE)

59 Tiny Grey Cat likes to stand under my chest while I am attempting pushups. Not sure if she has a deathwish, is trying to end my suffering, or thinks I need to plank more.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 21, 2019 09:48 AM (dNzKv)

60 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

61 That's really a ridiculously cute painting.

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

62 Somebody needs to dust.
Posted by: BignJames at May 21, 2019 09:43 AM (ykq7q)
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*adjusts post-it note over camera*

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 09:48 AM (aXucN)

63 31 John Rossomando @jrossman12
13m
Replying to @davereaboi
Gen Wesley Clark told me that Obama didn't support the Green Revolution because he wanted a nuclear deal.
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (BqBId)

*facepalm*

That's like propping up the Soviets because you really really wanted that arms treaty to go through.

which means he's a damned liar:

He didn't support the revolution because he supports the IR.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 09:48 AM (AURKQ)

64 It's worth almost nothing, but it's something.

In Feb PredictIt had 2020 hovering around 60/40 D/Trump. Today, it's in the 55/45 range. So looks like the Mueller bidness has been somewhat beneficial to Trump.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 09:49 AM (FiUMj)

65 Chris Plante Just called Jerry Nadler "The Penguin" hahahah

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (BqBId)

I had Nadler disguised as The Penguin the other day!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2019 09:49 AM (hLRSq)

66 Somebody needs to dust.
Posted by: BignJames at May 21, 2019 09:43 AM (ykq7q)
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*adjusts post-it note over camera*
Posted by: bluebell

RBG pulls her skirt down

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2019 09:49 AM (8ikIW)

67 Been there, done that, with a beagle. Best dog ever.

Posted by: huerfano at May 21, 2019 09:50 AM (6e1eX)

68 When I came home from hospital after mom passed, my kitteh walked up to me with such a look of compassion in her eyes - as if she knew. Then she proceeded to jump on the kitchen counter because she knew Mom wasn't there to shoo her off.

Posted by: kallisto at May 21, 2019 09:50 AM (+RF8x)

69 >> That's not sympathy. That's "hey, why aren't you petting me? Okay, I'll get closer because you clearly still do not know I'm here after all the previous pawing."

"Hey, I'm here ok I'll press a little closer can you pet me? maybe if I put my head on your shoulder ok touch me, pet me, maybe if I paw your arm? ok now maybe there's space on your lap? Yes, I am here, I love you do you love me?"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 09:50 AM (W+vEI)

70 New movie thoughts. Playfully devilish thoughts from Sweden.

Link in nic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 09:50 AM (9cans)

71 59 Tiny Grey Cat likes to stand under my chest while I am attempting pushups. Not sure if she has a deathwish, is trying to end my suffering, or thinks I need to plank more.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 21, 2019 09:48 AM (dNzK)

Put her on your back.

Posted by: Someguy at May 21, 2019 09:50 AM (xYwhN)

72 Last night Rep Doug Collins released a number of House Judiciary closed door transcript of the DOJ and FBI. Former FBI attorney Sally Moyer's transcript was one of them.

In her testimony she admitted that the Woods Procedures were NOT used for the FISA warrant on Carter Page.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 09:51 AM (/tuJf)

73
"Hey, I'm here ok I'll press a little closer can you pet me? maybe if I put my head on your shoulder ok touch me, pet me, maybe if I paw your arm? ok now maybe there's space on your lap? Yes, I am here, I love you do you love me?"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 09:50 AM (W+vEI)

Women hate when their husbands do that.

Posted by: Someguy at May 21, 2019 09:51 AM (xYwhN)

74 Kids track down their 85-yr-old dad's war buddy whom he hasn't seen or heard from in 60+ yrs. Their dad's reunion, embrace and reaction is precious.

https://tinyurl.com/y2g7s6b3

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 09:51 AM (cF8AT)

75 I tearfully told my dachshund Long Sam that nobody understood me except her.

******

I was 19.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 09:51 AM (m45I2)

76 She got caught texting little Johnny from school when she was supposed to be studying.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 09:52 AM (NWiLs)

77 50 http://bit.ly/2WVIrmZ
*******
Transcripts: Loretta Lynch Accused James Comey of Lying Under Oath | People's Pundit Daily
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 09:44 AM (BqBId)
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Everyone is prepping for the investigation results. Story out this morning at FN saying McCabe was the one to have Strozk removed from special counsel, not Mueller. I guess he's looking for a little PR rehab before the IG report falls.

Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2019 09:52 AM (G0vdT)

78
"Daddy doesn't understand me"

"Yeah, whatever. Gimme a treat."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2019 09:52 AM (veoSD)

79 When I came home from hospital after mom passed, my kitteh walked up to me with such a look of compassion in her eyes - as if she knew. Then she proceeded to jump on the kitchen counter because she knew Mom wasn't there to shoo her off.
Posted by: kallisto at May 21, 2019 09:50 AM (+RF8x)

We had a husky from a pup. He was 3 or 4 and used to jump on the bed (captains bed with drawers in the base). I'm not a fan of dogs on the furniture, and he knew that. He would sleep at the base of the bed until he knew we were asleep and would jump up and sleep at the foot of the bed.

Shortly after my wife got pregnant, he stopped jumping on the bed. Never did it again.

Animals can sense things......

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

80 I guess he's looking for a little PR rehab

Is that where you get billions to repair hurricane damage and still bitch that no one loves us

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2019 09:53 AM (8ikIW)

81
"Look, all I told 'em was that GOT has been a shit show from the get go -- and for that I get put in time out?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2019 09:54 AM (pNxlR)

82 Is the dog's name Joe Biden?

Posted by: Barry at May 21, 2019 09:54 AM (KDsFU)

83 he stopped jumping on the bed. Never did it again.

***

He fell off and bumped his head? What did the doctor say?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 21, 2019 09:55 AM (6P9Du)

84
Is the dog's name Joe Biden?

Posted by: Barry at May 21, 2019 09:54 AM (KDsFU)

Can't be. The dog isn't rooting in her crotch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2019 09:55 AM (veoSD)

85 >>"Hey, I'm here ok I'll press a little closer can you pet me? maybe if I put my head on your shoulder ok touch me, pet me, maybe if I paw your arm? ok now maybe there's space on your lap? Yes, I am here, I love you do you love me?" Posted by: Lizzy at May 21, 2019 09:50 AM (W+vEI)

Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 09:55 AM (Bdeb0)

86 Is the dog's name Joe Biden?
Posted by: Barry at May 21, 2019 09:54 AM (KDsFU)

It's not sniffing her hair or attempting "boob brush" by grabbing her waist and inching up.

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

87 Not Botero. So not Botero.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2019 09:55 AM (hSQmw)

88
I may need this today. My job may be eliminated.
I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)

89 Finally finished the prev thread comments. Worth it.

____________

Getting the girl to pose - tough.

Getting the dog to pose - not so tough after the taxidermist.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (jTv1/)

90 What did the doctor say?
Posted by: Total Control Racist

********

Well played!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (m45I2)

91
he stopped jumping on the bed. Never did it again.

***

He fell off and bumped his head? What did the doctor say?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 21, 2019 09:55 AM (6P9Du)

"I've just GOT to stop jumping on my patients' beds...."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (veoSD)

92 I may need this today. My job may be eliminated.
I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)

Ouch.....Good luck. Godspeed.

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

93 88
I may need this today. My job may be eliminated.
I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)

Quick prayer for ya.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 21, 2019 09:57 AM (di1hb)

94 I find out in 90 minutes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)

Oh geez Hadrian. I will pray that you keep your job. Please keep us posted.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 09:57 AM (lwiT4)

95 I may need this today. My job may be eliminated.
I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Oh no!
I hope not

Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2019 09:57 AM (8ikIW)

96 88
I may need this today. My job may be eliminated.
I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)

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Good luck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 09:57 AM (9cans)

97 88
I may need this today. My job may be eliminated.
I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)

Oh man. Prayers up.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 09:57 AM (NWiLs)

98 11 Briton failed to paint the dog's balls
_________________

She's a bitch. And not the kind with balls.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 21, 2019 09:58 AM (k4dH2)

99 Yeah, your mom can be such a bitch sometimes. Wanna go play fetch?

Posted by: The Dog at May 21, 2019 09:59 AM (kQ8nA)

100 Prayers up for Hadrian keeping his job.

Posted by: JTB at May 21, 2019 09:59 AM (bmdz3)

101 @Someguy, I would love it if my husband was all hugging and nuzzling like a dog. But I'm weird.

Posted by: sunny-dee at May 21, 2019 10:00 AM (xZB4q)

102 Finally finished the prev thread comments.

I read that as "perv thread" and thought that doesn't narrow it down much.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:00 AM (fuK7c)

103 I may need this today. My job may be eliminated.
I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)

Praying you keep your job but remember...it's a sellers job market.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:00 AM (cF8AT)

104 More narrative shaping.

Susan Rice to release memoir in October.

Rice's book will detail "previously untold stories behind recent national security challenges, including confrontations with Russia and China, the war against ISIS, the struggle to contain the fallout from Edward Snowden's leaks, the U.S. response to Russian interference in the 2016 election, and the surreal transition to the Trump administration," according to promotional materials from the publisher.

Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2019 10:01 AM (G0vdT)

105 Gen Wesley Clark told me that Obama didn't support the Green Revolution because he wanted a nuclear deal.

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (BqBId)

Obama was on the mullahs' payroll.
Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2019 09:40 AM (EfMCv)

Barry has a seething hatred of America. Everything he did was motivated by that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:01 AM (OLCnA)

106 103
Praying you keep your job but remember...it's a sellers job market.
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:00 AM (cF8AT)

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"Labor isn't a commodity! It's a magical unicorn that doesn't follow the laws of economics!"
-AOC

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:01 AM (9cans)

107 101 @Someguy, I would love it if my husband was all hugging and nuzzling like a dog. But I'm weird.
Posted by: sunny-dee at May 21, 2019 10:00 AM (xZB4q)

Actually appreciating affection from your husband instead of shoving him away and acting like it's the biggest nuisance ever? Huh. Maybe this will catch on.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 10:02 AM (NWiLs)

108 he stopped jumping on the bed. Never did it again.

***
He fell off and bumped his head? What did the doctor say?
Posted by: Total Control Racist

Roll over. Roll over.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:02 AM (+X43N)

109 105 Gen Wesley Clark told me that Obama didn't support the Green Revolution because he wanted a nuclear deal.

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 21, 2019 09:38 AM (BqBId)

Obama was on the mullahs' payroll.
Posted by: davidt at May 21, 2019 09:40 AM (EfMCv)

Barry has a seething hatred of America. Everything he did was motivated by that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:01 AM (OLCnA)

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"We have nothing to fear from President Obama."
-Nobody important in Republican politics, I'm sure

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:02 AM (9cans)

110
If the worst happens I can say there wasn't anything I could have done about it. Sometimes you're just no longer a fit for what they want to do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 10:02 AM (E8LR4)

111 "Surreal" because they couldn't believe they lost.LOL get fucked.

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2019 10:03 AM (AjVAj)

112 If the worst happens I can say there wasn't anything
I could have done about it. Sometimes you're just no longer a fit for
what they want to do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 10:02 AM (E8LR4)

You are a good man, Hadrian, and we are with you all the way.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 21, 2019 10:04 AM (lwiT4)

113 If the worst happens I can say there wasn't anything I could have done about it. Sometimes you're just no longer a fit for what they want to do.

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Its an opportunity. Embrace it.

As difficult as that may be.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2019 10:05 AM (sX1BW)

114 and the surreal transition to the Trump administration," according to promotional materials from the publisher.

Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2019 10:01 AM

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It's only "surreal" because they expected to hand off the baton to hillary.

It's pretty bad when your hand picked candidate loses a rigged election where you are being fed real time inside information coming directly from everyone in the Trump campaign due to illegal spying.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 10:05 AM (JUOKG)

115 In her testimony she admitted that the Woods Procedures were NOT used for the FISA warrant on Carter Page.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 09:51 AM (/tuJf)
~~~~~

You don't say! smh

I've been bouncing around Rybicki's testimony this morning. On page 118 he and Gowdy are talking about another "factor" that they were very concerned about that took place in May 2016 that the Director (Comey) "has not to this day spoken publicly about and cannot speak publicly about."

Any ideas what this might be?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 21, 2019 10:05 AM (NtglE)

116 114
It's only "surreal" because they expected to hand off the baton to hillary.

It's pretty bad when your hand picked candidate loses a rigged election where you are being fed real time inside information coming directly from everyone in the Trump campaign due to illegal spying.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 10:05 AM (JUOKG)

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"But America surely loves us, still."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:05 AM (9cans)

117 Insom!

I'll nuzzle you non stop in a little while!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 10:06 AM (ZnBg/)

118 It's pretty bad when your hand picked candidate loses a rigged election where you are being fed real time inside information coming directly from everyone in the Trump campaign due to illegal spying.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

Lose a rigged election.
Lose a rigged investigation.
Lose a ???

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:06 AM (+X43N)

119 Hadrian if you do get to stay, sounds like a good time to update resume and put out feelers.

Posted by: kallisto at May 21, 2019 10:07 AM (+RF8x)

120 Hadrian, good luck to you!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2019 10:07 AM (ClOmq)

121 117 Insom!

I'll nuzzle you non stop in a little while!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 10:06 AM (ZnBg/)

Hellooooo nurse! I'm liking the sound of that!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 10:07 AM (NWiLs)

122 119 Hadrian if you do get to stay, sounds like a good time to update resume and put out feelers.
Posted by: kallisto at May 21, 2019 10:07 AM (+RF8x)

^This.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 21, 2019 10:07 AM (NWiLs)

123 119
Hadrian if you do get to stay, sounds like a good time to update resume and put out feelers.

Posted by: kallisto at May 21, 2019
*
*
. . .

This and this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2019 10:07 AM (ClOmq)

124 The other level is the scene is sweet and adorable. I can always use adorable.

Posted by: JTB at May 21, 2019 09:41 AM (bmdz3)

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...and sometimes a painting is just the scene we see.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:08 AM (wYseH)

125 Hadrian,

Have faith.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 21, 2019 10:08 AM (ZnBg/)

126

Adorable painting.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 21, 2019 10:08 AM (vEIlU)

127 Two inches of global warming on the roofs and trees. Woot.

Someone send Arya Stark up here plz

Posted by: nine clowns in robes at May 21, 2019 10:08 AM (ykYG2)

128 /sock

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2019 10:08 AM (ykYG2)

129 I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)

Oh geez Hadrian, will be praying!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2019 10:08 AM (kG5hP)

130 Hadrian if you do get to stay, sounds like a good time to update resume and put out feelers.

Posted by: kallisto at May 21, 2019 10:07 AM (+RF8x)

This. Even if a job seems secure, keep an eye out for other opportunities. Companies can't be trusted

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:09 AM (OLCnA)

131 It's pretty bad when your hand picked candidate
loses a rigged election where you are being fed real time inside
information coming directly from everyone in the Trump campaign due to
illegal spying.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 10:05 AM (JUOKG)

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"But America surely loves us, still."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019
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. . .

I dunno, Hillary. We never saw you that way. You're always thumping around and shooting off your mouth.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2019 10:09 AM (ClOmq)

132 Hadrian, is it a job you love, or a job that puts bread on the table??

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:09 AM (sJ0GE)

133 Hadrian - are they offering severance packages to those on the way out. Go to them first and say you will leave for this some amount you deem worth it, along with a great reference letter.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2019 10:09 AM (sX1BW)

134 That time when you know the perfect Simpsons quote for a situation, but there's no video of it on Youtube or Vimeo...

Le sigh...writing it will do:

For Hadrian:

Homer to Mr Burns: "You can't yell at me if I can't see you."

Smithers: "I'm afraid he's got us there sir."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:09 AM (9cans)

135 124 The other level is the scene is sweet and adorable. I can always use adorable.

Posted by: JTB at May 21, 2019 09:41 AM (bmdz3)

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...and sometimes a painting is just the scene we see.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:08 AM (wYseH)

And sometimes an oversized pocket watch is a weird, trippy, melty thing with 20-foot long legs walking around a barren landscape.

Posted by: Salvador Dali at May 21, 2019 10:10 AM (NWiLs)

136

Nadler holds stunt hearing for Don McGahn...

Have they lost their ever-lovin' minds? You cannot tell the difference between the late night comedy shows and the democrat party now.

I guess it's live, but I have yardwork to tend to.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 21, 2019 10:10 AM (vEIlU)

137 It's pretty bad when your hand picked candidate loses a rigged election where you are being fed real time inside information coming directly from everyone in the Trump campaign due to illegal spying.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

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That is the second most unbelievable part of this whole thing.

The first is that Trump is possibly cleaner than 95% of us.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:10 AM (lPsvG)

138 124 The other level is the scene is sweet and adorable. I can always use adorable.

Posted by: JTB at May 21, 2019 09:41 AM (bmdz3)

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...and sometimes a painting is just the scene we see.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:08 AM (wYseH)

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"All painting is about the class struggle and the ultimate victory of the proletariat over the bourgeoisie!"
-Fun people to have at parties

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:10 AM (9cans)

139 131 It's pretty bad when your hand picked candidate
loses a rigged election where you are being fed real time inside
information coming directly from everyone in the Trump campaign due to
illegal spying.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 10:05 AM (JUOKG)
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The problem they ran into was Trump ran his campaign on instinct not campaign professionals. This is why their spies got nada.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:11 AM (2LelM)

140 She's thinking about ways to fight the patriarchy when she grows up.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at May 21, 2019 10:11 AM (h1usM)

141 This is why their spies got nada.

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That and he wasn't colluding.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2019 10:11 AM (sX1BW)

142 Two inches of global warming on the roofs and trees. Woot.

Someone send Arya Stark up here plz
Posted by: nine clowns in robes

Jon's coming.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:11 AM (+X43N)

143
Most dogs> Most people.....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 09:33 AM (nVVYP)

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Yep. Just another reason to hate the cult of islam.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 21, 2019 10:11 AM (pw+jk)

144 When was the last verified sighting of rgb? That most recent verified picture/video of her that I can find is from November 2018 when she was leaving the hospital in a wheel chair.

Every other news article that is out there has some stock footage pictures of her.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 10:12 AM (JUOKG)

145 Yeah they are going at it like rabbits on the landing.....

Posted by: saf at May 21, 2019 10:12 AM (5IHGB)

146 I remember a saying...... " Never love your job, because it can't love you back....."
Never understood this for a long time, but in the end, I learned.

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:12 AM (sJ0GE)

147 Rain has slacked off quite a bit.

Think I'll get in the li'l red pickemup and see if any of the roads out of here are passable.

Don't worry. I know better than to drive into highawatha.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 10:12 AM (jTv1/)

148 "Labor isn't a commodity! It's a magical unicorn that doesn't follow the laws of economics!"
-AOC

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I don't know what she's talking about here. I guess cauliflower is evil or maybe yucca is evil but anyway she's greener than thou and you're classist an racist if you disagree.

https://bit.ly/2VSvAW7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 10:12 AM (+y/Ru)

149
I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)

Thank your lucky stars that you do not work at Air Pinochet, where "let go" takes on ominous overtones.

Best wishes coming you way, man!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (pNxlR)

150 Trump had an alibi for his whole campaign: he was giving speeches every night. Sometimes even in Wisconsin.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (ykYG2)

151 >>I've been bouncing around Rybicki's testimony this morning. On page 118 he and Gowdy are talking about another "factor" that they were very concerned about that took place in May 2016 that the Director (Comey) "has not to this day spoken publicly about and cannot speak publicly about."

>>Any ideas what this might be?

No, but I bet it has to do with some sort of illegal spying. The spying was going on well before the official start date of late July.

You will also see in Rybicki's testimony that he agrees with Comey that Lynch told him to call the Hillary email investigation "a matter".

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (/tuJf)

152 Hadrian- endeavor to persevere. I hope it works out for you in the end, whichever way it plays out.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (m45I2)

153
The MFM keeps referring to Lori Dykefoot as Chicago's first openly gay mayor. Is that their way of saying we all knew that Harold Washington was a pooftah

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (OLCnA)

154 Aaaaaaaah. I miss having a doggeh so much. It's moments like that that make the hassle worthwhile. What a sweet, funny picture.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (RD7QR)

155 When was the last verified sighting of rgb?

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The SCOTUS justice that is arguably the most important woman in politics right now, and who exists in a world of millions of cell phone cameras and where individual reporters are often assigned to single prominent people?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:14 AM (lPsvG)

156 I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)

Thank your lucky stars that you do not work at Air Pinochet, where "let go" takes on ominous overtones.

Best wishes coming you way, man!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (pNxlR)

"We'll get you there in no time, flat!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 21, 2019 10:14 AM (AURKQ)

157
"All painting is about the class struggle and the ultimate victory of the proletariat over the bourgeoisie!"
-Fun people to have at parties
--------------------
Class has been replaced by race, sex and sexuality. Get with the party Tovarish. It matters little if you're bourgeoisie, it matters that you aren't a racist, homophobe, or disrespectful to Muslims and Undocumented Migratory Units.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:14 AM (2LelM)

158 "Labor isn't a commodity! It's a magical unicorn that doesn't follow the laws of economics!"
-AOC

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Is this a true quote? Can't tell anymore with her.

But labor is and isn't a commodity. Obviously in many ways it is and it follows the supply / demand curve like any other commodity. But because it "thinks" and is part of a "culture" it doesn't always behave as expected.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2019 10:14 AM (sX1BW)

159 Don't worry. I know better than to drive into highawatha.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 10:12 AM (jTv1/)

If you see her walking around out there, I think you should spontaneously lose control of the vehicle.

I'm just sayin......accidents happen.

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

160 ...and so, the day after the 2020 election, little Sally and her dog ponder the question, to cut her SJW parents down from the chandelier, or leave them as part of the decor and just go in the back to play fetch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 21, 2019 10:15 AM (9Om/r)

161 154 Aaaaaaaah. I miss having a doggeh so much. It's moments like that that make the hassle worthwhile. What a sweet, funny picture.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (RD7QR)

Lost my guy a week ago..... the absence is still stunning.....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:15 AM (sJ0GE)

162 Do Dykes like butt stuff?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:15 AM (2LelM)

163 157
"All painting is about the class struggle and the ultimate victory of the proletariat over the bourgeoisie!"
-Fun people to have at parties
--------------------
Class has been replaced by race, sex and sexuality. Get with the party Tovarish. It matters little if you're bourgeoisie, it matters that you aren't a racist, homophobe, or disrespectful to Muslims and Undocumented Migratory Units.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:14 AM (2LelM)

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"Splitters!"
-Fun person at a party, pulling out his earmarked copy of The Origin of the Family, Private Property and the State

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:15 AM (9cans)

164 Rain has slacked off quite a bit.

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My BiL texted me a picture of his daughter's house on the Colorado Front Range this morning and it's snowmageddon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 10:16 AM (+y/Ru)

165 Jon's coming."

Rather it were Eli...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:16 AM (6qErC)

166
Have they lost their ever-lovin' minds? You cannot tell the difference between the late night comedy shows and the democrat party now.

The Democrats are occasionally funny if unintentionally so. The late night "comedians" are never funny

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:16 AM (OLCnA)

167 Do Dykes like butt stuff?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:15 AM (2LelM)

Why you axin' me?

Posted by: BignJames at May 21, 2019 10:16 AM (ykq7q)

168 The dog in the painting looks a lot like my Paisley but smaller.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 21, 2019 10:17 AM (JgA4k)

169 "All painting is about the class struggle and the ultimate victory of the proletariat over the bourgeoisie!"

I recently re-connected with a guy I knew 35 years ago. He's always been woke, since before that was a word, but I'm only starting to see just how commie he is.

He posted this for someone's birthday today:

""We never talked about men or clothes or other such inconsequential things when we got together. It was always Marx, Lenin and revolution -- real girls talk."
-- Nina Simone about Lorraine Hansberry"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:17 AM (fuK7c)

170 I saw this morning that Howard Stern's new book is called "Howard Stern Comes Again."

Honestly, I won't miss him when he's retired and living the high life. I just hope he stays away from everything.

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

171 In regards to the ruling yesterday on Trump's financials and just how big of a Dem hack the judge was, the judge rejected a stay request while Trump appeals the ruling.

Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2019 10:17 AM (G0vdT)

172 She's thinking about ways to fight the patriarchy when she grows up.

**

First step: buy a wimple!

Posted by: Wimple Sales inc. at May 21, 2019 10:17 AM (6P9Du)

173 Everyone is prepping for the investigation results. Story out this morning at FN saying McCabe was the one to have Strozk removed from special counsel, not Mueller. I guess he's looking for a little PR rehab before the IG report falls.
Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2019 09:52 AM (G0vdT)

McCabe is the next on my Arkancide pool. That twitchy fuck has already said he's not taking a fall.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2019 10:18 AM (y7DUB)

174 169 "All painting is about the class struggle and the ultimate victory of the proletariat over the bourgeoisie!"

I recently re-connected with a guy I knew 35 years ago. He's always been woke, since before that was a word, but I'm only starting to see just how commie he is.

He posted this for someone's birthday today:

""We never talked about men or clothes or other such inconsequential things when we got together. It was always Marx, Lenin and revolution -- real girls talk."
-- Nina Simone about Lorraine Hansberry"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:17 AM (fuK7c)

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Holy shit...It's hard to imagine living a fulfilling life like that. I'm sure some do, but when everything is politics, nothing can be satisfying.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:18 AM (9cans)

175 >>The dog in the painting looks a lot like my Paisley but smaller.

Looks very much like Elvis but the coloring is wrong. But he does love to snuggle like that. Affectionate little devil.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 10:18 AM (/tuJf)

176 Do Dykes like butt stuff?

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I've done extensive research on this, and some do. I think the methodology might be flawed, though, because all the subjects have been attractive to gorgeous, and many seem to be enthusiastic about men joining in occasionally, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:19 AM (lPsvG)

177 I know better than to drive into highawatha"

Still chuckle at Prius dude who drove around flashing lights and a barrier into Harvey floodwaters.
Was absolutely stupid. Later on reported he's prof at some skrool

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:20 AM (6qErC)

178 When was the last verified sighting of rgb?

Two weeks ago she was alleged to be in Scandistan receiving some filthy Scandi award. All of the images seemed to be stock images.

I didn't see any coverage over here, though, so it's an odd ruse to fill Snow Wop papers with disinformatzia.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:20 AM (fuK7c)

179 I saw this morning that Howard Stern's new book is called "Howard Stern Comes Again."

Honestly, I won't miss him when he's retired and living the high life. I just hope he stays away from everything.
Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

Stern makes me laugh but he's a complete retard when it comes to politics.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2019 10:20 AM (y7DUB)

180 A cat wouldn't do that.

Posted by: red speck at May 21, 2019 10:20 AM (6Krd7)

181 regards to the ruling yesterday on Trump's financials and just how big of a Dem hack the judge was, the judge rejected a stay request while Trump appeals the ruling.

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It's neat to watch in a way.

Laws or men, and the (D)s have ripped their masks away.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:21 AM (lPsvG)

182 because all the subjects have been attractive to gorgeous, and

So not dykes, just indiscriminate or "paid."

Posted by: dagny at May 21, 2019 10:21 AM (nRWPy)

183
Yeah they are going at it like rabbits on the landing.....

Posted by: saf at May 21, 2019 10:12 AM (5IHGB)

But enough about nurse and Insom....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2019 10:21 AM (veoSD)

184 When was the last verified sighting of rgb?

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December 8th, 2018.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:21 AM (+X43N)

185 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Awwww...that is a cute painting. Reminds me of when I put Mrs D in Time Out.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 10:21 AM (0tfLf)

186
Stern makes me laugh but he's a complete retard when it comes to politics.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2019 10:20 AM (y7DUB)

I was a fan back in the 90's, but haven't listened to him in decades. When he went pay radio, I was out. Anything that I've seen from him since then as been the same schtick and it's old, so.....

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

187 Yeah they are going at it like rabbits on the landing.....

Posted by: saf at May 21, 2019 10:12 AM (5IHGB)

But enough about nurse and Insom....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:22 AM (+X43N)

188 McCabe is the next on my Arkancide pool. That twitchy fuck has already said he's not taking a fall.

Yep.

Hard to decide which one of these goods is the most reprehensible though.

Posted by: dagny at May 21, 2019 10:23 AM (nRWPy)

189 When was the last verified sighting of rgb?

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December 8th, 2018.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:21 AM (+X43N)

Radio transmissions place them in winter maneuvers.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2019 10:23 AM (hLRSq)

190 The SCOTUS justice that is arguably the most important woman in politics right now, and who exists in a world of millions of cell phone cameras and where individual reporters are often assigned to single prominent people?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Who was the subject of a movie that might have come from Riefenstahl.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 21, 2019 10:23 AM (Z04f8)

191 Re: Amash quite apart from his neverTrumpism I would think someone with a functioning brain cell would be cautious about partnering with the poisonous Tlaib.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 21, 2019 10:24 AM (JgA4k)

192 190
Who was the subject of a movie that might have come from Riefenstahl.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 21, 2019 10:23 AM (Z04f

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Not good enough. Leni Riefenstahl was really good at making movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:24 AM (9cans)

193 regards to the ruling yesterday on Trump's financials and just how big of a Dem hack the judge was, the judge rejected a stay request while Trump appeals the ruling.

-

It's neat to watch in a way.

Laws or men, and the (D)s have ripped their masks away.

------------

In a better world, the courts would stay out of this.

Who cares what the Court ultimately says - if it rules at all? Trump should still ignore. This is a dispute between the Legislative Branch and the Executive Branch. Which will ultimately be decided by the voters. The judicial branch is not needed.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2019 10:25 AM (sX1BW)

194 First step: buy a wimple!

*******

We'll Have Nun Of THAT! - a limerick

An erstwhile street hooker named Hemphill
Found peace in a nunnery, 'twas simple
She forsook her former friends
And thus her sinful era ends
No, not with a bang, but a wimple

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 10:25 AM (m45I2)

195 Holy shit...It's hard to imagine living a fulfilling life like that. I'm sure some do, but when everything is politics, nothing can be satisfying

And yet I was amused when Edmure Tully stood up and did his John Kasich impersonation. Yes, I went there.

Posted by: dagny at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (nRWPy)

196 180
A cat wouldn't do that.

Posted by: red speck at May 21, 2019
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. . .

Not in quite the same way. But my cats like my company and are always in the same room, and often on the same piece of furniture, as I am.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (ClOmq)

197 Remember on RBG's birthday a couple of months ago how no one really said much about it and there were no photos or official releases from her family or job or supporters?

Funny, that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (lPsvG)

198 >> When was the last verified sighting of rgb?

During slow weeks on SCOTUS, she is often deployed on black ops missions by CIA.

Posted by: McCool at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (sZaoP)

199 Back to the painting, my Paisley would likely be awkwardly touching the little girl with a paw, rather than leaning on her shoulder.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (JgA4k)

200 You will also see in Rybicki's testimony that he agrees with Comey that Lynch told him to call the Hillary email investigation "a matter".
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (/tuJf)
~~~~~

Yes, saw your comment on that earlier.

And reading further on the factor that Comey "has not to this day spoken publicly about and cannot speak publicly about," I'm thinking it might have something to do with exposing Obama.

I dunnno. Wish I had the time to read all of these transcripts from top to bottom.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (NtglE)

201

Has anyone heard Donkey Chompers latest bit a genius? She was at a community garden in the Bronx and said that part of the Green New Deal is for communities to grow plants that are familiar to the community. So they should grow yucca instead of cauliflower. Growing cauliflower is a "colonial approach" to environmentalism.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (OLCnA)

202 Who cares what the Court ultimately says - if it rules at all? Trump should still ignore. This is a dispute between the Legislative Branch and the Executive Branch. Which will ultimately be decided by the voters. The judicial branch is not needed.

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Though I guess it is the accounting firm that they are subpoenaing.

If that firm gives in, I hope clients start leaving them.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2019 10:27 AM (sX1BW)

203 197 Remember on RBG's birthday a couple of months ago how no one really said much about it and there were no photos or official releases from her family or job or supporters?

Funny, that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (lPsvG)
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Last thing they want to do is have a surprise party for RBG.

Posted by: WisRich at May 21, 2019 10:27 AM (G0vdT)

204
Who was the subject of a movie that might have come from Riefenstahl.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 21, 2019 10:23 AM (Z04f

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Not good enough. Leni Riefenstahl was really good at making movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:24 AM (9cans)

She also had enough shame to try to conceal her enthusiasm for Nazism when writing her memoirs.

As a side note, if you can get past the excuse-making, her memoirs are really interesting reading.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2019 10:27 AM (veoSD)

205 201

Has anyone heard Donkey Chompers latest bit a genius? She was at a community garden in the Bronx and said that part of the Green New Deal is for communities to grow plants that are familiar to the community. So they should grow yucca instead of cauliflower. Growing cauliflower is a "colonial approach" to environmentalism.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (OLCnA)

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I merely grow more and more convinced that she is a double agent with a mission to make Democrats implode in a cloud of ridiculousness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:27 AM (9cans)

206 When shit gets real, Dr. Oz is there:

Dr. Oz saying y'all don't need to use soap on your butthole on The Breakfast Club.

Dr. Oz also thinks wet wipes are bad for the sewer system and you can create your own wet wipe by just spitting on the toilet paper. So we don't need to use soap because the saliva did the trick?

https://bit.ly/2VGhS3V

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 10:28 AM (+y/Ru)

207 It's neat to watch in a way.

Laws or men, and the (D)s have ripped their masks away.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:21 AM (lPsvG)

I'm waiting for Trump to just come out and tell America the truth.

"The Democrats have sold America out to everyone else. They are importing illegals hand over foot to replace your vote. They're siding with China. They've colluded with Russia. They haven't accepted the results of the 2016 election and have been openly staging a coup since January, 2017. They're against free speech, gun ownership and free and fair elections. You have a decision to make, folks. Me in 2020 or open borders, high taxes, a lot of foreign invaders making your lives unsafe."

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

208 “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
― Josh Billings

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:29 AM (CDGwz)

209 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...and sometimes a painting is just the scene we see.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:08 AM (wYseH)

****

That there is some damned fine philosophizing.
Well said.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 10:29 AM (0tfLf)

210 AOC is now just an oddity... a niche politician for the Progressive incels.....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:29 AM (sJ0GE)

211 Dr. Oz also thinks wet wipes are bad for the sewer system and you can create your own wet wipe by just spitting on the toilet paper. So we don't need to use soap because the saliva did the trick?

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I vow to dispose of all wet wipes in the toilet now.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2019 10:29 AM (sX1BW)

212 May 1, 2019 twitter picture of an ambulatory RBG:

http://bit.ly/2EluyHs

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:29 AM (fuK7c)

213 She was at a community garden in the Bronx and said that part of the Green New Deal is for communities to grow plants that are familiar to the community. So they should grow yucca instead of cauliflower

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Sorry, but if black people can't figure out how to buy and eat a honey crisp, there's no way they're eating cauliflower or yucca.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:30 AM (lPsvG)

214 Dr. Oz also thinks wet wipes are bad for the sewer system and you can create your own wet wipe by just spitting on the toilet paper. So we don't need to use soap because the saliva did the trick?

https://bit.ly/2VGhS3V
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2019 10:28 AM (+y/Ru)

Wet wipes *are* bad for the sewer system. Oils adhere to them and build up into "fatbergs" that can cause major blockages. It's getting to be a big problem.

Aside from being right on the one thing, the man's an idiot.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 21, 2019 10:30 AM (J+mig)

215 206; people still pay attention to that quack phucktard?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 21, 2019 10:30 AM (KP5rU)

216 So do we need to send in the cadaver dogs to the Ginsberg residence?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:30 AM (2LelM)

217 So... black folk can't grow cauliflower????

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:31 AM (sJ0GE)

218 Painting is very cute and well done. Love the carpet.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 21, 2019 10:31 AM (myjNJ)

219 >>Growing cauliflower is a "colonial approach" to environmentalism. Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (OLCnA)

Just as prescription medicine is a "colonial approach" to healthcare.

The Aztecs in this country should be instructed to avoid emergency rooms and revert to medicinal herbs.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 10:31 AM (Bdeb0)

220 Remember on RBG's birthday a couple of months ago
how no one really said much about it and there were no photos or
official releases from her family or job or supporters?

Funny, that.
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Jim she's dead!

Posted by: Doctor Bones McCoy at May 21, 2019 10:31 AM (pw+jk)

221 200 You will also see in Rybicki's testimony that he agrees with Comey that Lynch told him to call the Hillary email investigation "a matter".
Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (/tuJf)
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Yes, saw your comment on that earlier.

And reading further on the factor that Comey "has not to this day spoken publicly about and cannot speak publicly about," I'm thinking it might have something to do with exposing Obama.

I dunnno. Wish I had the time to read all of these transcripts from top to bottom.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 21, 2019 10:26 AM (NtglE)

Is there any particular order one should read the testimonies? By person or date?

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:32 AM (cF8AT)

222 May 1, 2019 twitter picture of an ambulatory RBG:

http://bit.ly/2EluyHs

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:29 AM
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Thanks.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 21, 2019 10:32 AM (JUOKG)

223 Yep, a photo of RBG in an office was certainly posted May 1st.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:32 AM (lPsvG)

224 88
I may need this today. My job may be eliminated.
I was away yesterday and at least two good people were let go. I find out in 90 minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2019 09:56 AM (BWL+E)

Prayers up, no matter which way it goes.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:32 AM (RD7QR)

225 Dr. Oz is a fraud, I take my hygiene advice from the late George Carlin. The areas you need to wash everyday are armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth. Everything else is sort of 'as needed.'

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 10:32 AM (oZ6kz)

226 Has anyone heard Donkey Chompers latest bit a genius? She was at a community garden in the Bronx and said that part of the Green New Deal is for communities to grow plants that are familiar to the community. So they should grow yucca instead of cauliflower.
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Other considerations aside, that sounds remarkably like colonialism. Colonialism is like the, what?, second deadly sin in the book of SJW?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:33 AM (CDGwz)

227 ou can create your own wet wipe by just spitting on the toilet paper.

*******

Procedural clarification question here: Do you also spit on you finger when it pokes through the flimsy wet toilet paper?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 10:33 AM (m45I2)

228 223 Yep, a photo of RBG in an office was certainly posted May 1st.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:32 AM (lPsvG)

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And she keeps asking questions during oral arguments:

https://tinyurl.com/yxhcrnv3

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:33 AM (9cans)

229 What a world. We have solved humanity's struggle to feed itself, to the point where you can go to almost any store and buy just about every vegetable, fruit, meat, and fish you want at a very low price without ever having to til soil, harvest crops, feed a herd, kill, or dress. And this bartender wants to take us back to the days where the "community" has to fend for itself.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2019 10:33 AM (sX1BW)

230 Has Dr. Oz ever had to wipe his ass with wet TP? Methinks not. Do that and you will have bits of wet TP stuck in your ass all day long.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:33 AM (2LelM)

231 FBN Breaking: Rep Nadler: Conversations between McGahn, Session may be criminal.

Oh you funny, funny little man....

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:33 AM (cF8AT)

232 161 154 Aaaaaaaah. I miss having a doggeh so much. It's moments like that that make the hassle worthwhile. What a sweet, funny picture.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:13 AM (RD7QR)

Lost my guy a week ago..... the absence is still stunning.....
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:15 AM (sJ0GE)

I cried like a little boy when I had to put my Miss Katie down. Haven't had a pup since then.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (RD7QR)

233 >>I dunnno. Wish I had the time to read all of these transcripts from top to bottom.

They are dry as hell for the most part but every now and then a nugget is exposed.

But the overall picture is very clear. The whole thing was a sham.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (/tuJf)

234 Dr. Oz is a fraud, I take my hygiene advice from the late George Carlin. The areas you need to wash everyday are armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth. Everything else is sort of 'as needed.'
Posted by: Broseidon

*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (+X43N)

235 Anything that I've seen from him since then as been the same schtick and it's old, so.....

Posted by: Sponge at May 21, 2019 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

I used to listen (infrequently) when he was on broadcast radio, but like you I haven't heard anything in years. I never understood his allure.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (wYseH)

236 We're in on the RBG is dead conspiracy too.

Shhhh

Posted by: THOMAS and ALITO at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (MAstk)

237 Other considerations aside, that sounds remarkably like colonialism. Colonialism is like the, what?, second deadly sin in the book of SJW?
----------------------
Genocide is okay if its white people and their culture that dies. Same deal with Hitler, but whatever.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (2LelM)

238 Google Ruth Bader Ginsburg Gilel Storch Award and you will find dozens of stories in the gutter tongue of the pale ones saying she was there two weeks ago.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (fuK7c)

239 Yucca is indigenous to the Bronx? Who knew?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 10:35 AM (m45I2)

240 RBG is not dead... she will never leave the SC until after 2020... she's a true believer in Progressive Marxist ideology.

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:35 AM (sJ0GE)

241 This mid-morning art is the cutest ever.

Posted by: Chris M at May 21, 2019 10:36 AM (eAZVt)

242 236 We're in on the RBG is dead conspiracy too.

Shhhh
Posted by: THOMAS and ALITO at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (MAstk)

==========

She didn't look good before her recent health troubles. I imagine she looks terrible now. They don't want the world to see how frail she has become, probably.

It's some balancing act between not wanting to freak out the Left and keep them engaged with the idea of SCOTUS being super important for the next election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:36 AM (9cans)

243 And she keeps asking questions during oral arguments:

https://tinyurl.com/yxhcrnv3

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Okay, that's pretty funny that even the court artist isn't drawing pictures of her.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:36 AM (lPsvG)

244 FBN Breaking: Rep Nadler: Conversations between McGahn, Session may be criminal.

Oh you funny, funny little man....

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:33 AM (cF8AT)

===
Nothing little about Nadler.. except his penis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 21, 2019 10:36 AM (pw+jk)

245 So... black folk can't grow cauliflower????

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:31 AM (sJ0GE)

Nope. She claims it's why many "communities of color" are resistant to environmentalism because it's been presented to them through a colonial lens of things like cauliflower. The frightening thing is how many people agree with her or think like that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:36 AM (OLCnA)

246 240 RBG is not dead... she will never leave the SC until after 2020... she's a true believer in Progressive Marxist ideology.
Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:35 AM (sJ0GE)

===========

She's like my grandmother-in-law. Run by hate.

My grandmother in law broke her back when she sneezed about a year ago. She's still alive and is walking around again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:36 AM (9cans)

247 I'm dead but dreaming.
Cthulu

Posted by: steevy at May 21, 2019 10:37 AM (AjVAj)

248 And she keeps asking questions during oral arguments:

Yeah, but that article only had a drawing of her there!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:37 AM (fuK7c)

249 248 And she keeps asking questions during oral arguments:

Yeah, but that article only had a drawing of her there!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:37 AM (fuK7c)

==========

Kagan's dead too!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:37 AM (9cans)

250 Dr. Oz is a fraud,

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 10:32 AM (oZ6kz)

I think he is worse than that. I think he truly believes the crap he spouts.

He was a brillinat cardio-thoracic surgeon, well on his way to medical greatness (he did my mom's bypass). But then he decided that he could help everyone with his brilliance, and turned into a raving lunatic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:37 AM (wYseH)

251 We're in on the RBG is dead conspiracy too.

-

I have no doubt sympathetic family men could be easily convinced to keep things under wraps for the family and good of the nation in these troubled times.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:38 AM (lPsvG)

252 I went searching around for a Arkancide list and found this:

https://tinyurl.com/y4kr85oh

It's pretty old since it doesn't have Seth Rich but the numbers probably exceed most mob bosses.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2019 10:38 AM (y7DUB)

253 We need to, like, introduce crops to people of color that are more authentic to their life experience, like malt liquor and Black and Milds.

Posted by: AOC, whoreticulturalist at May 21, 2019 10:39 AM (oZ6kz)

254 Is there any particular order one should read the testimonies? By person or date?
Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:32 AM (cF8AT)
~~~~~

Not really as far as I can see. They are not listed in any particular order on Rep. Collins' site, but the date of the hearing is on the first page of each one so I guess you could arrange them chronologically.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 21, 2019 10:39 AM (NtglE)

255 I agree that flushing wet wipes down the commode is a bad idea. Toss 'em in the garbage. To put anything down the commode that doesn't, in essence, dissolve, is courting trouble.

Anyone whose waste lines are over 50 years old will agree with this. I seriously doubt that anyone with a septic system tosses such down the commode.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:39 AM (CDGwz)

256 Wonderful.

Posted by: simplemind at May 21, 2019 10:39 AM (/oZ/7)

257 Wait, was there a drawing of RBG there?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:39 AM (lPsvG)

258 I taught Joe Biden everything he knows.--Spot the dog.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 21, 2019 10:40 AM (m79Dg)

259
He was a brillinat cardio-thoracic surgeon,

*****

Hmm. I did not know that about him. I guess I never paid much attention to his pop TV incarnation. (did he come out of the Oprah machine?)

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 10:40 AM (m45I2)

260 Anyone whose waste lines are over 50 years old will agree with this. I seriously doubt that anyone with a septic system tosses such down the commode.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Ask me about the $500 tampon some time; I dare you.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 21, 2019 10:40 AM (Z04f8)

261 FBN Breaking: Rep Nadler: Conversations between McGahn, Session may be criminal.

Oh you funny, funny little man....

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:33 AM (cF8AT)

I'm sure the DOJ will get right on that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2019 10:41 AM (hLRSq)

262 @michellemalkin 4 minutes ago

Judge Orders Antifa Activist Yvette Felarca to Pay Judicial Watch Legal Fees for Her 'Entirely Frivolous' Lawsuit http://jwatch.us/NFQxHm via @JudicialWatch

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:41 AM (cF8AT)

263 Wait, was there a drawing of RBG there?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:39 AM (lPsvG)

There is a no camera law now for RBG. She's afraid the camera will steal her youth and vitality

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:42 AM (OLCnA)

264 I'm sure the DOJ will get right on that."

LOL that's exactly what I was thinking. Call William Barr up and tell him about the charges you want him to file.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 21, 2019 10:42 AM (Kpl3J)

265 Wait, was there a drawing of RBG there?

********

Nope. It's kept up in the attic.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 10:43 AM (m45I2)

266 There is a no camera law now for RBG. She's afraid the camera will steal her youth and vitality

-

Heck, she looks better than before she broke a rib and re-caught cancer in the two pictures I've seen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:43 AM (lPsvG)

267 Not really as far as I can see. They are not listed in any particular order on Rep. Collins' site, but the date of the hearing is on the first page of each one so I guess you could arrange them chronologically.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 21, 2019 10:39 AM (NtglE)

If I hover my pointer over each one, a date appears in the title.

Looks like McCabe's was the first of those listed.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:43 AM (cF8AT)

268 The painting reminds me of when I was young and Dad's mother died. I sat in the middle of the floor, bawling, and both of our dogs came over and tries to comfort me. One of them was a notoriously ill-tempered mutt, but at that moment he was selfless.

Yes, dogs do feel sympathy.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 21, 2019 10:43 AM (7bRyE)

269 She's afraid the camera will steal her youth and vitality

She lives on rainwater and pure grain alcohol. She makes love but denies her husband her essence.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:43 AM (fuK7c)

270 So they should grow yucca instead of cauliflower."

Yeah, still laughing at the idea that 50 square feet of rooftop garden will pay off with enough calories to feed... a pigeon.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:43 AM (6qErC)

271 269 She's afraid the camera will steal her youth and vitality

She lives on rainwater and pure grain alcohol. She makes love but denies her husband her essence.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:43 AM (fuK7c)

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Does she now have authority over our bombers?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:44 AM (9cans)

272 Tami - Link no work for me

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:44 AM (CDGwz)

273 Yeah, but that article only had a drawing of her there!
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Someone needs to start floating drawings of Lenin.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:44 AM (+X43N)

274 Dr. Oz is a fraud, I take my hygiene advice from the late George Carlin. The areas you need to wash everyday are armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth. Everything else is sort of 'as needed.'
Posted by: Broseidon

*****
Well Bro, I don't think I'd go in that order.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 10:44 AM (0tfLf)

275 All righty. Time to go do stuff. Have fun storming the castle.

Endeavour to persevere!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 21, 2019 10:44 AM (m45I2)

276 What is it about all these leftist city folks that want community gardens. Buy a farm.

Posted by: SH at May 21, 2019 10:45 AM (sX1BW)

277 Like the brave native, indigenous people of this country used to grow vast fields of fried chicken before we colonized them and made them grow boring stuff like wheat and brocolli and calculus.

Posted by: AOC, whoreticulturalist at May 21, 2019 10:45 AM (oZ6kz)

278 Dr. Oz also thinks wet wipes are bad for the sewer system and you can create your own wet wipe by just spitting on the toilet paper. So we don't need to use soap because the saliva did the trick?
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Dr. Oz as a little child, pooped through a hole in the floor of his house, which was on stilts or something, supposedly. He told this story to my friend who told it to me - this was before his TV show started. So Oz supposedly grew up without plumbing or running water.

Posted by: simplemind at May 21, 2019 10:45 AM (fhQ/D)

279 Yeah, still laughing at the idea that 50 square feet of rooftop garden will pay off with enough calories to feed... a pigeon.

-

Ponder the amount of water, energy, waste, transportation, etc. involved in saving the world using a rooftop garden.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 21, 2019 10:46 AM (lPsvG)

280 262
@michellemalkin 4 minutes ago

Judge Orders Antifa Activist Yvette Felarca to Pay Judicial Watch
Legal Fees for Her 'Entirely Frivolous' Lawsuit http://jwatch.us/NFQxHm
via @JudicialWatch

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:41 AM (cF8AT)

This brings to mind that great song by The Knack "My Ah Bonah"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 21, 2019 10:46 AM (ymnmz)

281 through a colonial lens of things like cauliflower. The frightening thing is how many people agree with her or think like that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:36 AM (OLCnA)
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I'm afraid I have to agree with her about the cauliflower.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 10:46 AM (aXucN)

282 Dr. Oz is a fraud,

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 10:32 AM (oZ6kz)

I think he is worse than that. I think he truly believes the crap he spouts.

He was a brillinat cardio-thoracic surgeon, well on his way to medical greatness (he did my mom's bypass). But then he decided that he could help everyone with his brilliance, and turned into a raving lunatic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 21, 2019 10:37 AM (wYseH)

Seen it time and again - someone who is competent, even brilliant in one discipline assumes that the brilliance carries into all disciplines.

I mean, Neil Degrassi Jr High Tyson Chicken was great at merchandising that planetarium gift shop, but now he thinks he's good at science.

Had a MD in a scuba class once, and he was insufferable...making all kinds of stupid comments and critiques of how the decompression tables were calculated. I stopped explaining it to him, figuring hey, if he gets the bends because he didn't listen to me, oh well.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at May 21, 2019 10:46 AM (PFy0L)

283 What is it about all these leftist city folks that want community gardens. "

No, they want "others" to have community gardens. They just want the photo op.

Farming is like, nasty dirty stuff. With mud.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:46 AM (6qErC)

284 Latest official drawing of RBG: https://images.app.goo.gl/WTsmDJAYLD34sJWT7

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:46 AM (RD7QR)

285 >Lost my guy a week ago..... the absence is still stunning.....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:15 AM (sJ0GE)

I cried like a little boy when I had to put my Miss Katie down. Haven't had a pup since then.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (RD7QR

*Group Hug*

We had to put our 15 year old lab down last Tuesday. The next day, we found out our 6 year old lab has cancer. Waiting for an oncology referral now. We are stunned too.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 10:46 AM (sjdRT)

286 Hmm. I did not know that about him. I guess I never paid much attention
to his pop TV incarnation. (did he come out of the Oprah machine?)
=====

Yeah. Remember that the 'old white people are dying off' so racism will be over from her Oness.

Really like the picture -- nice colors and details. Dog makes me laugh. Wild woman granddaughter when she was learning to walk had two canine minions on either side to keep her from falling. Old Dog knew how to care for little ones, but New Old Dog joining in earned him an honored place in our household.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 21, 2019 10:47 AM (MIKMs)

287 272 Tami - Link no work for me

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:44 AM (CDGwz)

Malkin's link? Worked for me but try this one:

https://tinyurl.com/yyu7ysfn

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:47 AM (cF8AT)

288 The weird thing about Oz is that he is still a practicing cardio thoracic surgeon and according to Wiki, currently directs the Cardiovascular Institute and Complementary Medicine program at New York-Presbyterian Hospital in NYC and he has been a prof at Columbia Univ. since 2001. He was one of group of surgeons who developed the technique to repair/replace heart valves via catheterizations instead of open chest surgery.

The guy is brilliant , but as other's said, he goes off the rails on his shows via Oprah's network on alternative meds. Only half of his recommendation have any kind of research behind them.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 21, 2019 10:47 AM (hdg/u)

289 There is a no camera law now for RBG. She's afraid the camera will steal her youth and vitality

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Heck, she looks better than before she broke a rib and re-caught cancer in the two pictures I've seen.
==========
I've got a great smoothie recipe, but the ingredients are hard to get.

Posted by: RBG at May 21, 2019 10:47 AM (fhQ/D)

290 Diogenes: Well, you don't *have* to use the same implement to clean all four, but if you do, I'd agree, start with your teeth.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (oZ6kz)

291 Dr. Oz also thinks wet wipes are bad for the sewer system"

Well, since most say "Do not flush"...

the "flushable" ones are fine.

One square only, huh?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (6qErC)

292 Tami - that vid of the war buddies was awesome!

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (sjdRT)

293
Whitey is oppressing the world, one cauliflower at a time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (OLCnA)

294 Like the brave native, indigenous people of this country used to grow vast fields of fried chicken before we colonized them and made them grow boring stuff like wheat and brocolli and calculus.
Posted by: AOC, whoreticulturalist

Feast! Feast thine eyes upon the barren fields where I grow my fucks.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (+X43N)

295 through a colonial lens of things like cauliflower. The frightening thing is how many people agree with her or think like that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:36 AM (OLCnA)
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I'm afraid I have to agree with her about the cauliflower.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 10:46 AM

Any word on what she thinks of okra? I got a colonial lens for that vile weed!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (0tfLf)

296 What is it about all these leftist city folks that want community gardens. Buy a farm.

You can't run a farm from the city. If you have a parcel of land that will grow tomatoes you can maintain it in a city and pester your enemies with Zucchini all summer.

Big tradition in Germany, the Schrebergarten, to keep a connection with the land.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 10:49 AM (fuK7c)

297 293
Whitey is oppressing the world, one cauliflower at a time
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (OLCnA)

Given that it's a vegetable that looks like a bleached cat brain I might give them a pass on this one.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:49 AM (RD7QR)

298 Any word on what she thinks of okra? I got a colonial lens for that vile weed!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (0tfLf)
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Okra is good if you cook it the right way.

There is no right way to cook cauliflower.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 10:49 AM (aXucN)

299 We are stunned too."

Damn. Heartbreaking, that is.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:50 AM (6qErC)

300 >>We had to put our 15 year old lab down last Tuesday. The next day, we found out our 6 year old lab has cancer. Waiting for an oncology referral now. We are stunned too.

Cancer in dogs is getting out of hand. I lost my Golden a couple years ago to cancer at the age of 9.

Had him in for his annual checkup and everything was fantastic. A couple months later they found a tumor on his spleen that metastasized incredibly fast and he was gone in a month.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 10:50 AM (/tuJf)

301 292 Tami - that vid of the war buddies was awesome!

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (sjdRT)

Wasn't that sweet!

Seemed 'Tex' recognized him almost immediately from what I could tell.

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:50 AM (cF8AT)

302 The painting: I love dogs! People, not so much.

A thought about the markets:

The averages have tended to rebound, rather surprisingly so, after a steady drizzle of bad trade war news.

My theory is that a lot of fund managers had "The Big Trump Bounce" all wrong, & now they're being forced to play catchup-- even when they would prefer not to.

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 10:50 AM (Cssks)

303 Lost my guy a week ago..... the absence is still stunning.....

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:15 AM (sJ0GE)

I cried like a little boy when I had to put my Miss Katie down. Haven't had a pup since then.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:34 AM (RD7QR

*Group Hug*

We had to put our 15 year old lab down last Tuesday. The next day, we found out our 6 year old lab has cancer. Waiting for an oncology referral now. We are stunned too.
Posted by: Muad'dib

So sorry for everyone. Been there. It's no fun.
Time heals all wounds. Took about a decade before I could think of Sam without bawling.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:50 AM (+X43N)

304 Did we just have the Rapture?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:53 AM (RD7QR)

305 So Oz supposedly grew up without plumbing or running water.
Posted by: simplemind at May 21, 2019 10:45 AM (fhQ/D)

His parents emigrated here from Turkey. His father was a medical student here when they emigrated and his mother"s family had money. Oz was born here in the states five years after they arrived in Cleveland. He went to a private school in Delaware prior to being accepted to Harvard.

No way did he grow up in a house with no running water or plumbing.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 21, 2019 10:53 AM (hdg/u)

306 @RepDougCollins

I cannot emphasize this enough - the chairman's track record demonstrates he does not actually want information. He wants the fight, but not the truth. The closer he actually comes to obtaining information, the farther away he runs from it.

Video (8 mins. long):

https://tinyurl.com/yylpugko

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:53 AM (cF8AT)

307 technique to repair/replace heart valves via catheterizations instead of open chest surgery"

Hey, that's what missus mouse had (now one month ago!)

Amazing "procedure", barely enough "scarring" to call it that. Still quite some time recuperating, tho.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:53 AM (6qErC)

308 >> I may need this today. My job may be eliminated.

Hang in there. I went through it not that long ago. It's a lot better now than it was during the eight year winter of Barky the T-chaser.

Posted by: 40 miles north at May 21, 2019 10:53 AM (o2vOl)

309 Malkin's link? Worked for me but try this one:

https://tinyurl.com/yyu7ysfn
Posted by: Tami
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Thankee, ma'am. That worked.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:53 AM (CDGwz)

310 This is a particular school of art, often well-represented on the calendars for my grandfather's coal yards. They were in high demand.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 21, 2019 10:54 AM (8ZmvG)

311 There is no right way to cook cauliflower.
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Not true. Baked alongside a nice filet of Scrod swimming in butter is delicious. Cat brains with butter is good too.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:54 AM (2LelM)

312 >>Big tradition in Germany, the Schrebergarten, to keep a connection with the land.

During WWII, lots of Victory Gardens sprung up in urban areas to offset all the resources necessary to support the war effort.

One was created in the Fenway section of Boston right near Fenway Pahk and it is still thriving today.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 10:55 AM (/tuJf)

313 >>Okra is good if you cook it the right way. Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 10:49 AM (aXucN)

An okra is a little green devil's horn filled with snot. Then again, oysters (according to Jim Gafffigan) are rocks filled with snot.

okra is inedible, oysters are good.

Carry on.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

314 291
Dr. Oz also thinks wet wipes are bad for the sewer system"

Well, since most say "Do not flush"...

the "flushable" ones are fine.

One square only, huh?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (6qErC)

He's right. Non flushable ones are designed to withstand dissolving in water environsa and resiting breakdown due to agitation, Can you imagine 10M New Yorkers flushing three of those a day down the shitter? The problems they cause with machinery expecting essentially fluids, or things designed to breakdown with minimum agitation is massive.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 21, 2019 10:55 AM (ymnmz)

315 "U.S. District Judge Vince Chhabria, Northern District of California, who had previously ruled that Felarca’s lawsuit was “entirely frivolous,” wrote in his ruling awarding legal fees to Judicial Watch that Felarca and her co-plaintiffs’ First Amendment claims were “premised on the obviously baseless assumption” that the First Amendment condemns the speech of some while condoning the ideological missions of others."
====

Now we're getting somewhere.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:55 AM (CDGwz)

316 Any word on what she thinks of okra? I got a colonial lens for that vile weed!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 10:48 AM (0tfLf)

You mean, you don't care for gummy, slimy, gooey vegetables? What's the matter with you?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 21, 2019 10:56 AM (b7IdW)

317 313 >>Okra is good if you cook it the right way. Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 10:49 AM (aXucN)

An okra is a little green devil's horn filled with snot. Then again, oysters (according to Jim Gafffigan) are rocks filled with snot.

okra is inedible, oysters are good.

Carry on.
Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

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Hail...Jim Gaffigan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:56 AM (9cans)

318 >There is no right way to cook cauliflower.

Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 10:49 AM (aXucN)

*sniff*

Posted by: Cauliflower at May 21, 2019 10:56 AM (sjdRT)

319 Did we just have the Rapture?
Posted by: joncelli

FENELONSPOKE! GRAMMIE WINGER!
Check in!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:56 AM (+X43N)

320 Okra is good. I have no idea what fucking rutabaga tastes like.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:56 AM (2LelM)

321 Big tradition in Germany, the Schrebergarten, to keep a connection with the land."

The "allotment" - cute that people are "allowed" to have a plot - but only if maintained by the rulez...

Very different ideas about "land" and "ownership"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:56 AM (6qErC)

322 Trump's approval rating is at 44% on Rasmussen.

Not good.

Posted by: shawnkillinger at May 21, 2019 10:57 AM (NAbCm)

323 315 "U.S. District Judge Vince Chhabria, Northern District of California, who had previously ruled that Felarca's lawsuit was "entirely frivolous," wrote in his ruling awarding legal fees to Judicial Watch that Felarca and her co-plaintiffs' First Amendment claims were "premised on the obviously baseless assumption" that the First Amendment condemns the speech of some while condoning the ideological missions of others."
====

Now we're getting somewhere.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:55 AM (CDGwz)

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And in California. Interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 10:57 AM (9cans)

324 I like okra in gumbo.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 10:57 AM (sjdRT)

325 The problems they cause with machinery expecting essentially fluids, or things designed to breakdown with minimum agitation is massive.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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My concern is for my 200', 60 year-old waste line. It's a ticking time bomb.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:58 AM (CDGwz)

326 Okra is good if you cook it the right way. Posted by: bluebell at May 21, 2019 10:49 AM (aXucN)

An okra is a little green devil's horn filled with snot.

If you have snot after breading and deep frying, you didn't cook it long enough.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:58 AM (+X43N)

327 279 Robbie

Gotta think that the building's owner will hate on the idea of a "rooftop garden" on his perfectly good roof, too.

They raise dogs for food on rooftops in NORK, btw. Lotta unintended consequences right there.

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 10:58 AM (Cssks)

328 Community Gardens and the Commons both require a Pender or Minder to assure no one gets two blankets.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:58 AM (2LelM)

329 >322
Trump's approval rating is at 44% on Rasmussen.

Not good.

Posted by: shawnkillinger at May 21, 2019 10:57 AM (NAbCm)

Is it going to be an early night? Are the walls closing in?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 10:58 AM (sjdRT)

330 319 Did we just have the Rapture?
Posted by: joncelli

FENELONSPOKE! GRAMMIE WINGER!
Check in!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:56 AM (+X43N)

Sorry. I hit refresh a couple times and no new comments appeared so it seemed like a reasonable conclusion. At least to me. Which isn't saying much. Maybe I'll work at work now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 10:58 AM (RD7QR)

331 Trump's approval rating is at 44% on Rasmussen.

Not good.
Posted by: shawnkillinger

An early night.

Posted by: Bull Whip at May 21, 2019 10:58 AM (Z04f8)

332 We had to put our 15 year old lab down last Tuesday.
The next day, we found out our 6 year old lab has cancer. Waiting for
an oncology referral now. We are stunned too.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019
*
*
. . .

I've loved and lost several cats. The one who was with me longest, Arizona the red tabby part-Maine Coon, lived to be 16.5. I got him through liver disease and was treating his diabetes when he developed a tumor near one of his eyes. It was clearly time to let him go. As the vet came to him to administer the last shot, he turned his big shaggy head and growled -- at her. Courage and nerve to the last.

People kept thumping around upstairs that night. I wanted to shoot somebody.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 21, 2019 10:59 AM (ClOmq)

333 Can you imagine 10M New Yorkers flushing three of those a day down the shitter"

Do people actually flush 'em? Cause most "reports" of muni water system issues turn out to be ...

(the midwest case of lawsuit being dismissed due to lack of actual damage comes to mind...)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:59 AM (6qErC)

334 FBN Breaking: Rep Nadler: Conversations between McGahn, Session may be criminal.

Oh you funny, funny little man....

Posted by: Tami at May 21, 2019 10:33 AM (cF8AT)

Little man? Why, thank you for noticing. Yes, I've lost weight. Oh, you meant my dingus....--Jerry GoNadler.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 21, 2019 10:59 AM (m79Dg)

335 Okra is good. I have no idea what fucking rutabaga tastes like.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Iz like beets. Tastes like woody dirt.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:59 AM (+X43N)

336
Posted by: shawnkillinger at May 21, 2019 10:57 AM (NAbCm)

THE SKY IS FALLING!
THE SKY IS FALLING!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2019 11:00 AM (veoSD)

337 Lovely. But , no sniper.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2019 11:00 AM (RPo5A)

338 O Noes! 44%???!!!

Game over, man! Game over!

*eye-roll*

My advice, ignore the polls, all of them. they're grade A shite.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 21, 2019 11:00 AM (xPJvm)

339 320 Okra is good. I have no idea what fucking rutabaga tastes like.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 10:56 AM (2LelM)

Probably not too good. Try the regular rutabaga instead.*

*Yes, I'm going to work now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 21, 2019 11:00 AM (RD7QR)

340 44% on Rasmussen"

Nope.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 11:01 AM (6qErC)

341 Trump's approval rating is at 44% on Rasmussen.

Not good.
Posted by: shawnkillinger

I guess everyone that was vocally supportive of Trump and out their in their MAGA hats just flipped to the generic Democrat challenger. I know I'd greet their poll takers with a loving embrace myself. /s

Posted by: Roy at May 21, 2019 11:01 AM (40mSG)

342 >>If you have snot after breading and deep frying, you didn't cook it long enough. Posted by: rickb223 at May 21, 2019 10:58 AM (+X43N)

Too much like work.

(white privileges a minority, takes his fried chicken).

Tastes like....victory.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)

343 315 "U.S. District Judge Vince Chhabria, Northern District of California, who had previously ruled that Felarca's lawsuit was "entirely frivolous," wrote in his ruling awarding legal fees to Judicial Watch that Felarca and her co-plaintiffs' First Amendment claims were "premised on the obviously baseless assumption" that the First Amendment condemns the speech of some while condoning the ideological missions of others."
====
Now we're getting somewhere.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 10:55 AM (CDGwz)

Now that's what I call a royal smackdown! Awesome.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 21, 2019 11:01 AM (b7IdW)

344 Trump's approval rating is at 44% on Rasmussen.

Not good.
Posted by: shawnkillinger at May 21, 2019 10:57 AM (NAbCm)
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It's 46 today, but there was a rather significant drop over the past week. The only recent thing that has changed is the Iran quasi-war scenario, which might have a few people a bit skittish.

Posted by: theATL at May 21, 2019 11:01 AM (O8mjU)

345 People kept thumping around upstairs that night. I wanted to shoot somebody.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Pay no attention, it was just a late night romp.

Posted by: George and Marion Kirby at May 21, 2019 11:01 AM (CDGwz)

346 okra is inedible, oysters are good.

Carry on.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 10:55 AM

****

Zod is wise! Zod is good.

The people said Hail Zod!

Zod said Hell Yes!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (0tfLf)

347 Holy crap, 44% of America was willing to not only speak to a pollster but openly admit to supporting Trump?

Pause to appreciate how sad that is in a time of record employment, stock gains, and peacetime.

Posted by: Moron Lobby at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (P+oTY)

348 Rasmussen Daily Presidential Tracking Poll has recently changed its polling model to be more in line with other pollsters' models.

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (Cssks)

349 Google sez...hey man Huawei is cool after all.

Fuck those guys in particular

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (FiUMj)

350 Looks like Steven Crowder's dog Hopper.

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (6scVQ)

351 >>331 Trump's approval rating is at 44% on Rasmussen.

You'll know that the Democratic operation is reaching peak optimal when polls look like this:

Trump 44%, Biden 87%.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (Bdeb0)

352 awww love the painting

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (dm05u)

353 345
People kept thumping around upstairs that night. I wanted to shoot somebody.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

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Pay no attention, it was just a late night romp.

Posted by: George and Marion Kirby at May 21, 2019
*
*
. . .
Salacious! Atrocious! Shocking!

Posted by: Cosmo Topper at May 21, 2019 11:03 AM (ClOmq)

354 So... black folk can't grow cauliflower????

Posted by: kraken at May 21, 2019 10:31 AM (sJ0GE)

Nope. She claims it's why many "communities of color" are resistant to environmentalism because it's been presented to them through a colonial lens of things like cauliflower. The frightening thing is how many people agree with her or think like that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2019 10:36 AM (OLCnA)

Nobody thinks like that. They just memorize the narrative and pat themselves on the back for being a vegetable.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 21, 2019 11:03 AM (m79Dg)

355 348 Rasmussen Daily Presidential Tracking Poll has recently changed its polling model to be more in line with other pollsters' models.
Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (Cssks)

__

So 40/30 D/R split?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:03 AM (FiUMj)

356 I like okra in gumbo.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 21, 2019 10:57 AM (sjdRT)

I hate picking okra out of my gumbo.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:03 AM (e46OR)

357 doogeh looks like he's angling for a treat.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 21, 2019 11:03 AM (8D42x)

358 Salacious! Atrocious! Shocking!
Posted by: Cosmo Topper
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You're not really 29, are you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:04 AM (CDGwz)

359 >>Zod said Hell Yes! Posted by: Diogenes at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (0tfLf)

Zod Chesapeake. The Eastern Shore of Maryland is gonna get pillaged of its oysters and blue crabs this weekend.

There Will Be Old Bay.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 11:04 AM (Bdeb0)

360 Snow falling here right now. People are whining like it's the end of the world. But I'd much rather have snow in May than devastating thunderstorms with hail, flooding and tornadoes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 21, 2019 11:04 AM (xPJvm)

361 358
Salacious! Atrocious! Shocking!

Posted by: Cosmo Topper

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You're not really 29, are you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019
*
*
. . .

I identify as 29. Nowadays that's all that counts!

Posted by: Cosmo Topper at May 21, 2019 11:04 AM (ClOmq)

362 331 Trump's approval rating is at 44% on Rasmussen.

___

46% today. 44% yesterday. 50% last week

And this is why i take Ras with a yuuuge grain of salt. I don't think approval swings that much in such a short period of time.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (FiUMj)

363 Rasmussen Daily Presidential Tracking Poll has recently changed its polling model to be more in line with other pollsters' models.
Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (Cssks)

Other pollsters should have changed to be more like Rasmussen. Rasmussen was one of the few anywhere close to right in 2016.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (J+mig)

364 You're not really 29, are you?"

It's a doozy!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (6qErC)

365 >>I hate picking okra out of my gumbo.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:03 AM (e46OR)

You're only picking out the devil-horn. The snot remains in the gumbo.

"As a thickening agent," we're told.

Whatever. As snot.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (Bdeb0)

366 363 Rasmussen Daily Presidential Tracking Poll has recently changed its polling model to be more in line with other pollsters' models.
Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (Cssks)

Other pollsters should have changed to be more like Rasmussen. Rasmussen was one of the few anywhere close to right in 2016.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (J+mig)

==========

And Ras got it really wrong in 2012.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (9cans)

367 The thing about oysters is you don't want to just slide the glop down your throat as if it's a grossness challenge.

You chew it. You savor it. It is the pureness of the ocean in your mouth.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (fuK7c)

368 333
Can you imagine 10M New Yorkers flushing three of those a day down the shitter"

Do people actually flush 'em? Cause most "reports" of muni water system issues turn out to be ...

(the midwest case of lawsuit being dismissed due to lack of actual damage comes to mind...)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 10:59 AM (6qErC)

What...do you save them?

Most reports of fouled machinery are related to crocodiles.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (ymnmz)

369 Ugh!

Just heard Romney's Amash comments on local radio.

What a weak,whiny weakling trying to act like THE ADULT (Cuck) in the room.

Here's an incredibly accurate imitation of the Cucktastic Mr Rombley:

*weak, calm cuck voice*

Well, now I don't agree with my wife taking a new bull as her lover. I don't agree that she's met the bar for dissatisfaction with my sexual fumbling and impotence in the face of her hairy crotch-monster.

But, it it a courageous statement! And I respect her right to take such a lover...though I don't believe I she has met the proper condition for such action.

(end of incredibly realistic imitation of Mutt Rombley's Amash statement and general political philosophy)

Posted by: naturalfake at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (9X624)

370 Cooked poll numbers 1.5 years from a vote are nothing more than the chattering classes generating stories to chatter about like an ouroboros made of bullshit.

Ignore.

Stay focused on winning. You don't win by crunching numbers like a bunch of Robbie Mook type nerds. You do it by staying on message and fighting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 21, 2019 11:06 AM (eCDlQ)

371 >> 298 There is no right way to cook cauliflower.

LOL. How true. Cauliflower is just broccoli made from packing foam.

Posted by: 40 miles north at May 21, 2019 11:06 AM (o2vOl)

372
It's a doozy!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019
*
*
. . .

What is it the youngsters say nowadays? "Twenty-three skiddoo"?

Posted by: Cosmo Topper at May 21, 2019 11:06 AM (ClOmq)

373 Other pollsters should have changed to be more like Rasmussen. Rasmussen was one of the few anywhere close to right in 2016.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (J+mig)

==========

And Ras got it really wrong in 2012.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (9cans)

___

And really wrong in 2017 and 2018. 2016 was a fluke for that place.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:06 AM (FiUMj)

374 Made it to civilization and back without incident.

Road to the highway was okay. Highway's outside lanes are about half flooded.

The old road to town, from the top of the hill, just wasn't there. All part of the river flood at this point.

Nicest part was coming back, the hills to the west already steaming off, so clouds, fog, forest blend together.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (s2OJe)

375 What...do you save them?"

Handi wipes? Garbage. Flushable, well...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (6qErC)

376 My hell would be a place where only cauliflower, broccoli and brussel sprouts were available to eat.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (e46OR)

377 >>You chew it. You savor it. It is the pureness of the ocean in your mouth. Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (fuK7c)

This is correct.

Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (Bdeb0)

378 nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (9cans)

379 Nope. She claims it's why many "communities of color" are resistant to environmentalism because it's been presented to them through a colonial lens of things like cauliflower. The frightening thing is how many people agree with her or think like that
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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Not that there's anything 'colonialist' about solar panels. It's well known that native Puerto Ricans had established solar farms long before the Spanish arrived. They invented them, actually.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (CDGwz)

380 Lurker

I dunno precisely what changes RAS made-- I don't think they announced that, because their LV model (likely voter) is proprietary.

However, RAS has announced recent changes to their polling model, whatever those changes may be.

Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (Cssks)

381 348 Rasmussen Daily Presidential Tracking Poll has recently changed its polling model to be more in line with other pollsters' models.
Posted by: mnw at May 21, 2019 11:02 AM (Cssks)
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Rasmussen still is the only poll that uses a "Likely" voter model (most accurate), which all the other polls will switch to eventually.(they all use "registered voters" now) . So there should be a difference between them.

Posted by: theATL at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (O8mjU)

382 AAaaaaannnd, wallooed again.

Chimp is up and flinging.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=381369

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 21, 2019 11:08 AM (s2OJe)

383 Polls this far out are useless. For all the millions of hours and billions of dollars spent on a 4 year campaign (and that's what we have now, a never ending campaign), elections are decided by a small group of people who don't pay attention all that much.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:08 AM (FiUMj)

384 It's not like the other pollsters do better. Merely emulating a different kind of wrong is not improvement.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 21, 2019 11:08 AM (J+mig)

385 Hadrian, praying for you.

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 21, 2019 11:08 AM (dm05u)

386

I've sat at the edge of a dock with Lizzie (my beloved Lab) in that exact pose numerous times.

The bonding experience runs both ways.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 21, 2019 11:08 AM (KATBx)

387 The seven stages of grief are:

1. Desperate for Answers
2. Denial
3. Bargaining
4. Relapse
5. Anger
6. Limited Acceptance
7. Redirected Hope

Watching my Hillary loving friends I suspect they are between Relapse and Anger. The smarter ones have moved on to Limited Acceptance due to the Mueller Report. The less mature group is still stuck on Bargaining.

When I tell them that Trump did not destroy the Dem Party but Sparky did, their eyes turn into doll eyes. Spooky.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 11:08 AM (2LelM)

388
You chew it. You savor it. It is the pureness of the ocean in your mouth.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (fuK7c)

The ocean is full of fish pee.

Posted by: Someguy at May 21, 2019 11:09 AM (xYwhN)

389 Rasmussen still is the only poll that uses a "Likely" voter model (most accurate), which all the other polls will switch to eventually.(they all use "registered voters" now) . So there should be a difference between them.
Posted by: theATL at May 21, 2019 11:07 AM (O8mjU)

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And that's the problem with Ras, IMO. Likely voter is a guess and based on old rules. 2018 was a good example of how out dated LV is. There were millions of 1st time voters registered who using a LV model would never have been counted.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:10 AM (FiUMj)

390 >>Zod Chesapeake. The Eastern Shore of Maryland is gonna get pillaged of its oysters and blue crabs this weekend.

Oysters and lobster.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 21, 2019 11:10 AM (/tuJf)

391 I wonder why, when they grow prolifically like kudzu, are zucchini and squash priced at $0.98 EACH at my local Kroger. And they are smaller than cucumbers which are $0.50 each.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 21, 2019 11:11 AM (q1Pj5)

392 390 >>Zod Chesapeake. The Eastern Shore of Maryland is gonna get pillaged of its oysters and blue crabs this weekend.
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Zod, most of the oysters sold there come from the Carolina coast.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 21, 2019 11:11 AM (2LelM)

393 Zod Chesapeake. The Eastern Shore of Maryland is gonna get pillaged of its oysters and blue crabs this weekend.

There Will Be Old Bay.
Posted by: Zod at May 21, 2019 11:04 AM (Bdeb0)

This is most of what I miss from moving to Ohio. Even Mrs Hate, who hates most seafood, can distinguish between a superb backfin loaded crab cake and a flavored breadcrumb pretender.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 21, 2019 11:12 AM (y7DUB)

394 In 2016 polls were wrong as a whole. But on an individual basis, they weren't THAT wrong. Average polls had Trump losing Florida by 1 or 2, and he won it by 1. But the way people here talk about it, polls showed Hillary winning by 27 and Trump won by 19.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 21, 2019 11:12 AM (FiUMj)

395 >> 388 The ocean is full of fish pee.

Yes, but unlike mammals fishes pee ammonia. It cleans the ocean right up. I wish I could do that.

Posted by: 40 miles north at May 21, 2019 11:12 AM (o2vOl)

396 Then again, oysters (according to Jim Gafffigan) are rocks filled with snot.
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In my limited experience oyster I have had are snot filled with rocks.

Posted by: FrodoB at May 21, 2019 11:13 AM (ctEmO)

397 I enjoy this painting on three levels.
Upstairs, downstairs, and in the basement.

Posted by: Soupy Sales at May 21, 2019 11:20 AM (Mxwco)

398 Why do I have to wipe my OZ? My shit don't smell!

sit on my Oz and tell me that you love me....spits across room and nails spitoon.
Todays guest Cunnilanusts from Harvard Medical School.

Posted by: saf at May 21, 2019 11:24 AM (5IHGB)

399 The thing about oysters is you don't want to just slide the glop down your throat as if it's a grossness challenge.

I was raised on beef, about as far from the ocean as one can get.
On a trip out East, I watched my brother have a go at a steamer.
After two round trips twxt his mouth and stomach, he got it to stay put.
I opted for a burger.

Also, sucking the lobster's legs is disgusting.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 21, 2019 11:25 AM (88+cf)

400 nood spikey monkey

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 21, 2019 11:26 AM (88+cf)

401 When I tell them that Trump did not destroy the Dem Party but Sparky did, their eyes turn into doll eyes. Spooky.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN

The biggest difference between (sane) Dems and us is the (sane) Dems haven't quite figured out yet that their "leaders" have sold them out for their own gain, whereas we kinda figured out we were getting screwed quite some time ago.

When they catch up--and some have started to--look out.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 21, 2019 11:29 AM (AM1GF)

402 388

You chew it. You savor it. It is the pureness of the ocean in your mouth.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2019 11:05 AM (fuK7c)

The ocean is full of fish pee.

Posted by: Someguy at May 21, 2019 11:09 AM (xYwhN)
++++I swallowed (shut-up) lots of sea water as a youth when I was hit with waves and rolled under. Not a good taste.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 21, 2019 11:33 AM (EjlXc)

403 The paintings dog is a Mountain Fiest they are very demonstrative of their love. I have one and she is sweet as a baby.

Posted by: obsidian at May 21, 2019 11:45 AM (7+yqP)

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