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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/15/19)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out. Mark Twain


Quote II

“Let’s get some t-ravs.” - St. Louis


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“Let’s get some t-ravs.”
Picture this: meat or cheese-stuffed ravioli, breaded and fried ‘til they’re crispy, and served up with marinara sauce. These golden treats are toasted ravioli, t-ravs for short, and originated in St. Louis. While it’s certain that this famous appetizer was invented in famed Italian neighborhood The Hill, many restaurants stake their claim as the true inventors. Head on over to Charlie Gittos, Anthonino’s Taverna or Mama’s Kitchen to try this St. Louis treasure for yourself. Or bite into some other St. Louis culinary classics—gooey butter cake, Gerber sandwiches, St. Paul sandwiches, St. Louis style pizza (provel cheese for days) and spare ribs. Phrases from St. Louis.

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A full day of traveling and now I find myself in St. Louis visiting two of my former tax exemptions. One is graduating from a masters program. So you get a condensed ONT. And yes, T-ravs are on the agenda!


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Failure to plan on their part resulted in them becoming our Genius Award Winner.

HUNTSVILLE, Ala. - Police say two people from the Birmingham area are facing charges for a Thursday evening robbery attempt that left one of them shot.

Deangelo Lindsay, 19, and Precious Howard, 22, were both charged with first-degree robbery for the shooting that happened at the Publix on Old Monrovia Road just before 6 p.m.

Huntsville police said a mother and her son were talking in the store's parking lot when Lindsay and Howard parked behind them, walked up with handguns and demanded money and personal items.

The son pulled out a gun and shot Lindsay, police said, and he fell to the ground. He then grabbed Lindsay's gun and threw it in his vehicle.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Logistics.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. Any likeness to an ONT is merely coincidence.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




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Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 15, 2019 10:03 PM (f8dwL)

2 Here?

Posted by: Delurked and Clueless at May 15, 2019 10:04 PM (anecf)

3 An ONT first? I am overcome with emotion, drinks are on me!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 15, 2019 10:04 PM (f8dwL)

4 The hard reality is so many people inside the beltway are just plain ignorant.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2019 10:05 PM (0tfLf)

5 There's a Pet thread up top mucking with the timeline.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 15, 2019 10:05 PM (8g9zh)

6 And. I read the content

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 15, 2019 10:05 PM (5U303)

7
Astros win their 8th straight, 5-1 over Detroit. Best record in MLB.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2019 10:05 PM (X3lUd)

8 Cool! Do we get banned if we post a comment on a *future* thread???!


Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2019 10:06 PM (QDnY+)

9 Pet thread now gone.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2019 10:06 PM (0tfLf)

10 Back to the Future!

Posted by: ALH at May 15, 2019 10:06 PM (htgmn)

11 ???...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 15, 2019 10:06 PM (CLcKT)

12 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 10:06 PM (mx70g)

13 Is it still the 19th?

Posted by: G marks the spot at May 15, 2019 10:07 PM (Q6z/E)

14 awww, I was as enjoying the pet thread early!!!

Posted by: Moki at May 15, 2019 10:07 PM (mFoNl)

15 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at May 15, 2019 10:07 PM (JFzNN)

16 I've never been to St Louis, but I've been to Spain.

Posted by: ALH at May 15, 2019 10:07 PM (htgmn)

17 So I must have cheated to attain the lofty pinnacle? Call me Lori Loughlin.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 15, 2019 10:07 PM (f8dwL)

18 Another fun ONT, MisHum!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

19 Pretty gutsy to pull a Concealed carry when you have a gun trained on you. I hope he had it ready when he noticed the close footfalls.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:07 PM (pUDQf)

20 How was your day, Dear?

Posted by: ALH at May 15, 2019 10:08 PM (htgmn)

21 I am not ready for the pet thread quite yet.

I haven't really got an opinion on St. Louis, either. I drove around it to visit a friend who was doing research at WUSTL but that's about it. Oh, the construction signs said something about injuring/killing a road worker is $5000 and ten years, but here it's $15,000 and 5 years. Maybe it was the other way around.

I guess the moral of the story is if you really want to injure or kill a road worker and you have a lot of free time but not much money, it pays to shop around.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 15, 2019 10:08 PM (t+qrx)

22
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a-goin' on here? I hired you people to get some content posted, not to jump around like a bunch of St. Louis faggots!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2019 10:08 PM (X3lUd)

23 So it isn't Saturday? Crap.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 15, 2019 10:08 PM (8AONa)

24 The hard reality is so many people inside the beltway are just plain ignorant.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2019 10:05 PM (0tfLf)
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Luckily for you I live outside the Beltway.

Posted by: bluebell at May 15, 2019 10:09 PM (aXucN)

25 So I must have cheated to attain the lofty pinnacle? Call me Lori Loughlin.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 15, 2019 10:07 PM (f8dwL)

-----------------------------------

You just weren't taken in by the cute, fluffy pets.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 15, 2019 10:09 PM (8g9zh)

26 Grew up in North County. Florissant to be exact. Back in the day it was a great place to be.

Posted by: tbodie at May 15, 2019 10:09 PM (8DuSQ)

27 bluebell!

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 15, 2019 10:09 PM (t+qrx)

28
23 So it isn't Saturday? Crap.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 15, 2019 10:08 PM (8AONa)


Retire and every day is Saturday!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

29 Hope you're going to Wash U, where some of my family went to school.
Also, there is a TPR, famous in St. Louis. Toasted Pecan Roll.
Mazel Tov!

Posted by: Disillusioned Liberal at May 15, 2019 10:10 PM (qlTN9)

30 10:40 minute car ride, thats how my day was and yours?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 10:10 PM (saECe)

31 Re: the parking lot robbery

The son seems like a cool customer. Shot one dude and relieved him of his weapon.

Plus, he got a new gun out of the deal!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 10:10 PM (mx70g)

32 Hello hogmartin. How's it going?

Posted by: bluebell at May 15, 2019 10:10 PM (aXucN)

33 Aroldis Chapman...two saves in one day.

Pretty impressive!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2019 10:10 PM (wYseH)

34 29 Hope you're going to Wash U, where some of my family went to school.
Also, there is a TPR, famous in St. Louis. Toasted Pecan Roll.
Mazel Tov!
Posted by: Disillusioned Liberal at May 15, 2019 10:10 PM (qlTN9)

Thats the school

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 10:11 PM (saECe)

35 I know where Old Monrovia Road is in Hunstpatch.

That's a real nice place to be from.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 15, 2019 10:11 PM (HaL55)

36 Ladyl how did you make out with the eye surgeon?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 15, 2019 10:11 PM (f8dwL)

37 Astros win their 8th straight, 5-1 over Detroit. Best record in MLB.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
We miss JV up here in America's Mitten

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 15, 2019 10:11 PM (8AONa)

38 Hello hogmartin. How's it going?
Posted by: bluebell at May 15, 2019 10:10 PM (aXucN)


Well, thank you. And you? Sorry I forgot your Buttermilk Biscuit Day present.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 15, 2019 10:11 PM (t+qrx)

39 I've been to St Louis several times, but only passing through on my to or from Fort Leonard Wood...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 15, 2019 10:12 PM (CLcKT)

40
Retire and every day is Saturday!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)


I can retire comfortably right now if I wanted to. I would have to die in two weeks, though.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2019 10:12 PM (X3lUd)

41 When you can't trust MisHum on safe links, it's a fine how-do-you-do indeed!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2019 10:12 PM (3hr5B)

42 Pet Thread ONT Sounded like a good idea!

Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at May 15, 2019 10:12 PM (FxJnm)

43 Hi bluebell!

Another nail biter

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 15, 2019 10:12 PM (c1nDO)

44 30 10:40 minute car ride, thats how my day was and yours?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 10:10 PM (saECe)


Dayum. That's a lot of seat time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:12 PM (pUDQf)

45 I've never had t-ravs, but I'm sure they're good, being food and all.
Inspired by the photo in this morning's ape thread, I had a cheesesteak for lunch today.

Posted by: rickl at May 15, 2019 10:12 PM (sdi6R)

46 Those "t-ravs" are like paddle shifters for plates.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2019 10:12 PM (vq6T3)

47 And that's (er, "was") a Springer spaniel on the pet thread from the future, right? Don't see many of them anymore. But more than Irish setters - haven't seen one in eons.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2019 10:13 PM (QDnY+)

48 I went to WUSTL but I never got T-ravs. But I remember Ted Drewes....

Posted by: Iris at May 15, 2019 10:13 PM (6lKe4)

49 And the Blues are up 4-3, early in the 3rd.

Posted by: tbodie at May 15, 2019 10:13 PM (8DuSQ)

50 46 Those "t-ravs" are like paddle shifters for plates.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2019 10:12 PM (vq6T3)

You really have a thing against paddle shift, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 10:14 PM (mx70g)

51 They told me the intelligence community could get back at me six ways from Sunday. That didn't sit right with me so effective immediately I am disbanding the CIA and declassifying all of their names and locations. Best run, boys.

Posted by: Don Machiavelli Trump at May 15, 2019 10:14 PM (sGnkd)

52 30 10:40 minute car ride, thats how my day was and yours?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 10:10 PM (saECe)


It was good. I'm all caught up and didn't have much to do today. I'll make up for it tomorrow!

Posted by: ALH at May 15, 2019 10:14 PM (htgmn)

53 I never got the thing for Duran Duran.

There were a couple of videos that hat hot women and were a bit risque, a couple of songs that were pretty good, but never hit the sweet spot for my musical tastes.
I think I bought 2 of their albums.

Sorry, DD fans.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2019 10:14 PM (sy5kK)

54 Misanthropic Humanitarian
Wash U, Cool!

Posted by: Disillusioned Liberal at May 15, 2019 10:14 PM (qlTN9)

55 Is it St Looey or St Loois?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:14 PM (pUDQf)

56 I can retire comfortably right now if I wanted to. I would have to die in two weeks, though.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2019 10:12 PM (X3lUd)

That sounds like maths were involved!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2019 10:15 PM (3hr5B)

57 Hey, it's an STL-themed thread!

Gotta say, I'm not a fan of t-ravs. When I was an intern in the Missouri House years ago, I often got my meals from hors d'oeuvres at official functions, which included a lot of t-ravs; either I got burned out on them or never liked them that much to begin with. I forget which.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 15, 2019 10:15 PM (2PXwn)

58 A full day of traveling and now I find myself in St. Louis visiting two of my former tax exemptions. One is graduating from a masters program. So you get a condensed ONT. And yes, T-ravs are on the agenda!

Head to Cunetto House of Pasta..on The Hill.

Also...I will be going to a graduation on Friday for a former tax exemption from a masters program. Hmmm...might we be headed to the same graduation?

Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2019 10:15 PM (cF8AT)

59 36 Ladyl how did you make out with the eye surgeon?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 15, 2019 10:11 PM (f8dwL)


Great! Thank you! Surgeon said everything is fine and I can play tennis in the morning. I have 20/20 in both eyes.

I volunteered at the park today and couldn't believe how much beauty I've been missing.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

60 I've driven around and through St. Louis quite a few times but that city just doesn't resonate much with me. It's just,,,there. Still rooting for the Blues though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 15, 2019 10:15 PM (HCqAo)

61 I think Olive Garden had or has t-ravs as an appetizer

Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at May 15, 2019 10:15 PM (FxJnm)

62
Well, knock on wood, I think that $4.5K per dose "Simponi Aria" (TNF blocker) crap they've got me on is really helping.

I realized I have much more energy, and that flu-like don't-want-to-do-shit feeling is abating. I realized this after breaking down that front tractor tire this afternoon.

I tackled that without feeling like shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 15, 2019 10:15 PM (NMAzL)

63 Retire and every day is Saturday!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

I can retire comfortably right now if I wanted to. I would have to die in two weeks, though.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


I could retire. Those who have become accustomed to sharing in my bounty, however, might have to come up with a new plan.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 15, 2019 10:15 PM (8AONa)

64 55 Is it St Looey or St Loois?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:14 PM (pUDQf)

San Loo-eeee.

Posted by: French Douchebag at May 15, 2019 10:16 PM (mx70g)

65 You really have a thing against paddle shift, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 10:14 PM (mx70g)


You have no idea!

And that stupid start-stop crap that you can't turn off for good, but have to press the damn button every damn time you start the car ...

And automatic door locks that lock everyone in every time the car moves 5 inches ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2019 10:16 PM (vq6T3)

66 And automatic door locks that lock everyone in every time the car moves 5 inches ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2019 10:16 PM (vq6T3)

My two things are:

I miss crank windows and manual steering.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 10:17 PM (mx70g)

67 You have no idea!

And that stupid start-stop crap that you can't turn off for good, but have to press the damn button every damn time you start the car ...

And automatic door locks that lock everyone in every time the car moves 5 inches ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2019 10:16 PM (vq6T3


You must own a Mercedes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:17 PM (pUDQf)

68
They told me the intelligence community could get back at me six ways
from Sunday. That didn't sit right with me so effective immediately I am
disbanding the CIA and declassifying all of their names and locations.
Best run, boys.


I truly hope PDT finds some way to put the screws on the DC Mafia godfather who gave the signal to the IC to go after him, Shuck Fumer. You know that guy's dirty as all hell and has a closet full of skeletons.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 15, 2019 10:18 PM (HaL55)

69 Luckily for you I live outside the Beltway.
Posted by: bluebell at May 15, 2019 10:09 PM (aXucN)

****

I would of clarified that had you been inside the beltway.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2019 10:18 PM (0tfLf)

70 Bucks are stinking up the court so far. Long layoffs are no good.

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 15, 2019 10:18 PM (WETLn)

71 Go ahead and click, it's safe, trust me.

Let's see, ONT posted by MisHum. I'll pass.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 15, 2019 10:18 PM (aS1PU)

72 Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

That is so good to hear, just don't get hit in the head with a tennis ball!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2019 10:19 PM (3hr5B)

73 LadyL That's great news!You will be astounded to see what is out there in the world.
I bet your tennis game improves as well.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 15, 2019 10:19 PM (5U303)

74 You must own a Mercedes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:17 PM (pUDQf)


Ha!

Ford. There's no escape from this crap ... like the refrigerators with the tv screens on the doors and their own instagram accounts.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2019 10:19 PM (vq6T3)

75
That is so good to hear, just don't get hit in the head with a tennis ball!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2019 10:19 PM (3hr5B)


I actually get hit fairly frequently.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

76 Ok, they're coming back. Never mind.

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 15, 2019 10:20 PM (WETLn)

77 You have no idea!

And that stupid start-stop crap that you can't turn off for good, but have to press the damn button every damn time you start the car ...

And automatic door locks that lock everyone in every time the car moves 5 inches ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2019 10:16 PM (vq6T3


Mercs have that stupid Eco engine off thing. You have to turn it off everytime you start the car.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:20 PM (pUDQf)

78 >>I actually get hit fairly frequently.


With Balls?

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2019 10:20 PM (ivyea)

79 73 LadyL That's great news!You will be astounded to see what is out there in the world.
I bet your tennis game improves as well.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 15, 2019 10:19 PM (5U303)


Can't wait to see what happens at the net tomorrow.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

80
With Balls?
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2019 10:20 PM (ivyea)


Yep.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

81 How hard is it to learn Farsi?

Posted by: James Comey has an evacuation plan at May 15, 2019 10:21 PM (Z4rgH)

82 49 And the Blues are up 4-3, early in the 3rd.
Posted by: tbodie at May 15, 2019 10:13 PM (8DuSQ)

Thank you.

Posted by: stlpct706 at May 15, 2019 10:21 PM (sztE9)

83 65And automatic door locks that lock everyone in every time the car moves 5 inches ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2019 10:16 PM (vq6T3)


The first time I got a courtesy car when my car was at the dealer for repairs, I was nonplussed when all the doors unlocked when I put it in park.
I thought, "Wait! What if I park in a sketchy neighborhood??!!"
I had to read the manual to find out how to program the door locks to behave like I wanted them to.

Posted by: rickl at May 15, 2019 10:21 PM (sdi6R)

84 Evidently I don't have line breaks any more.

Posted by: rickl at May 15, 2019 10:22 PM (sdi6R)

85 81 How hard is it to learn Farsi?
Posted by: James Comey has an evacuation plan at May 15, 2019 10:21 PM (Z4rgH)



It might be harder than LEARNING TO CODE.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

86 55 Is it St Looey or St Loois?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:14 PM (pUDQf)

When I was about 7 years old, mom and two younger bros (dad stayed home - work) took the train from Seattle to Missoula, MT, visiting her sister and my cousins.

I remember well a woman talking with Mom, and when asked where they were heading, she said "Saint Louie".

I, being the expert in geography at the ripe old age of 7, blurted out, "Isn't it pronounced Saint Louis?"

"Only by those who don't live there" was the response.

It has always been Saint Louie to me ever since.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2019 10:22 PM (sy5kK)

87 Test

Posted by: rickl at May 15, 2019 10:22 PM (sdi6R)

88 Where the hell is RBG? Her input, I mean philosopher-king diktat from the glorious, rarified air of the almighty throne of the most glorious supremacy of judicious judiciality, is desperately needed in these troubled times. The cousin-humpin' rubes down 'Bama way seem to believe that they have say over the sacred Constitutional right of baby killin'.

Posted by: munu at May 15, 2019 10:22 PM (OKp8N)

89 No ampersands either.

Posted by: rickl at May 15, 2019 10:23 PM (sdi6R)

90 Is it St Looey or St Loois?

from 3 hours north, in Illinois, it's Lewis

Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2019 10:23 PM (xIKXj)

91 riclk
Now we know where the 737 MAX designers got their start.
Sheesh...

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at May 15, 2019 10:23 PM (5U303)

92 Mazel tov mh and mrs on the graduation!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2019 10:23 PM (EZebt)

93 ThePrimordialOrderedPair

There is a way to stop the auto door lock. Read the manual for how. I did. ISTR it involved multiple locking and unlocking, but your car may be different.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2019 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

94 &

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 15, 2019 10:23 PM (CLcKT)

95 Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:20 PM (pUDQf)

Ford does it because they enjoy being assholes and to squeeze out another .02 mpg claim for the fleet ... though their stated mileage numbers are such bullshit it isn't even funny. I live in a semi-rural area (sub-suburb, I would call it - lots of 45 mph roads) and I drive with a pretty light foot and I don't even get what they claim the city mileage is. I can't imagine how shitty my mileage would be in the city starting and stopping every 2 blocks (and with that annoying start-stop crap going crazy at the same time!).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2019 10:23 PM (vq6T3)

96 I miss front seat triangle window vents and footwell vents.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2019 10:23 PM (q1Pj5)

97 and Congratulations to you and yours, Mis. Hum. on the graduation!

Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2019 10:23 PM (xIKXj)

98 >>I miss front seat triangle window vents and footwell vents.


This. I love the vent windows on my Galaxie.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2019 10:24 PM (ivyea)

99 I still leave my door cracked if I leave the car running while I run back into the house for something. It's never given me a reason not to trust it, but I'm just not quite at the comfort level yet where I don't worry that it might lock the doors and sit there idling.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 15, 2019 10:24 PM (t+qrx)

100 Posted by: DR.WTF at May 15, 2019 10:18 PM (aS1PU)


Ha, your loss.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 10:24 PM (saECe)

101 It has always been Saint Louie to me ever since.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2019 10:22 PM (sy5kK)

That's what I say.

But then I was in Louisville OhIo and said Looeyville and they looked at me like I was high.

We say Looisville here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:24 PM (pUDQf)

102 Lady it's amazing what you get used to NOT seeing. I remember when I first got glasses and discovered there was a cross on top of the church steeple.

Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at May 15, 2019 10:25 PM (FxJnm)

103 Ahoy, fappers!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 15, 2019 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

104 Nice ONT.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 15, 2019 10:25 PM (tVQUs)

105
I truly hope PDT finds some way to put the screws on the DC Mafia godfather who gave the signal to the IC to go after him, Shuck Fumer. You know that guy's dirty as all hell and has a closet full of skeletons.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 15, 2019 10:18 PM (HaL55)


Schumer is the Joker to Trump's Batman.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2019 10:25 PM (sy5kK)

106 I miss crank start and manual spark advance...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 15, 2019 10:25 PM (CLcKT)

107 Wait...you had a link to a Youtube video in a post about St. Louis right now, and it's NOT a link to Laura Branigan's "Gloria?" For shame.

Posted by: wiggum, p.i. at May 15, 2019 10:25 PM (ZrQYR)

108 Falcon 9 is starting propellant load.

Posted by: rickl at May 15, 2019 10:25 PM (sdi6R)

109 Go Sharks

Posted by: Max Power at May 15, 2019 10:25 PM (QCc6B)

110 75 Posted by:

Hit, or hit on? I expect the latter is more frequent, as an 'ette in good standing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2019 10:25 PM (u82oZ)

111 My friends neighbor bought his wife some fancy high end car, think it was a Mercedes, the dealer offered and recommended a 4 hour course on how to do things, like tune and establish radio presets, etc.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2019 10:26 PM (3hr5B)

112 There is a way to stop the auto door lock. Read the manual for how. I did. ISTR it involved multiple locking and unlocking, but your car may be different.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2019 10:23 PM (u82oZ)


Thanks. I just looked it up and there seems to be some weird procedure to disable it. I'll do it tomorrow.

I'm in your debt, salty.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2019 10:26 PM (vq6T3)

113 and to squeeze out another .02 mpg claim for the fleet "

It's that or write a bigger check to the feds...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2019 10:26 PM (PkIg+)

114 I miss crank start and manual spark advance...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 15, 2019 10:25 PM (CLcKT)

Henry F, is that you?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2019 10:26 PM (q1Pj5)

115 Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2019 10:23 PM (xIKXj)

Thanks!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 10:26 PM (saECe)

116 I never got the thing for Duran Duran.


Neither did I. The '80's just didn't do anything for me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 15, 2019 10:27 PM (HaL55)

117 from 3 hours north, in Illinois, it's Lewis

Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2019 10:23 PM (xIKXj)

From a hour south, in Missouri and born in raised in the St. Louis suburbs, what she said.

Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2019 10:27 PM (cF8AT)

118
102 Lady it's amazing what you get used to NOT seeing. I remember when I first got glasses and discovered there was a cross on top of the church steeple.

Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at May 15, 2019 10:25 PM (FxJnm)

It's just unbelievable, isn't it?

The biggest disappointment is how much older I look!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

119 I had a cheesesteak for lunch today.
Posted by: rickl at May 15, 2019 10:12 PM (sdi6R)

===

Pics?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2019 10:27 PM (EZebt)

120 I miss crank start and manual spark advance...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 15, 2019 10:25 PM (CLcKT

I'm partial to a throttle myself!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2019 10:28 PM (3hr5B)

121 94 &
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 15, 2019 10:23 PM (CLcKT)


showoff

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2019 10:28 PM (sy5kK)

122 the dealer offered and recommended a 4 hour course "
Ford dealer did that for the F 150... multi color led accents is neat.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2019 10:28 PM (PkIg+)

123 Funny what you remember. I recall that Duran Duran song 'Hungry like the wolf'.

Only because some chick was on the track moaning. I miss being a teenager.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:28 PM (pUDQf)

124 shia-no Botto at May 15, 2019 10:25 PM (CLcKT

I'm partial to a throttle myself!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2019 10:28 PM (3hr5B)


I'm partial to the horse and buggy.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

125 I miss having to drive up hills in reverse because the band for low gear was worn away...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 15, 2019 10:29 PM (CLcKT)

126 Ford does it because they enjoy being assholes and to squeeze out another .02 mpg claim for the fleet ... though their stated mileage numbers are such bullshit it isn't even funny. I live in a semi-rural area (sub-suburb, I would call it - lots of 45 mph roads) and I drive with a pretty light foot and I don't even get what they claim the city mileage is. I can't imagine how shitty my mileage would be in the city starting and stopping every 2 blocks (and with that annoying start-stop crap going crazy at the same time!).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Car companies have drivers that are assigned to do the official drive that is used for the mpg rating.

These individuals also find water using twigs.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 15, 2019 10:29 PM (8AONa)

127 I miss Captains chairs that swiveled out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:30 PM (pUDQf)

128 and manual spark advance...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 15, 2019 10:25 PM (CLcKT)

First car I owned, it was bigger than a chair, had manual choke adjustment.

Posted by: tbodie at May 15, 2019 10:30 PM (8DuSQ)

129 Karma Chameleon is one of my embarrassing guilty pleasures, but the video....awful!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2019 10:30 PM (wYseH)

130 >>>and to squeeze out another .02 mpg claim for the fleet "

It's that or write a bigger check to the feds...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2019 10:26 PM (PkIg+)


Yes, the blame lies squarely on Washington in this case.

Personally, I supported Volkswagen's emission tactics. I wish they all did shit like that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2019 10:30 PM (vq6T3)

131 Short, sweet and to the point - Thanks, MisHum!

Baby Sister Update follows.

Posted by: ibguy at May 15, 2019 10:30 PM (EHVbt)

132 125 I miss having to drive up hills in reverse because the band for low gear was worn away...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 15, 2019 10:29 PM (CLcKT)


Did you ever have a car that wasn't synchronized in first gear?

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

133
Does Alabama have all the "Republican" cucks shitting their panties?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:30 PM (+BZ5R)

134 I never got the thing for Duran Duran. "

But it was tough to ignore ms Fonda in the opening sequence...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2019 10:30 PM (PkIg+)

135 Great! Thank you! Surgeon said everything is fine and I can play tennis in the morning. I have 20/20 in both eyes.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

===

Is it like seeing everything for the first time?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2019 10:30 PM (EZebt)

136 Baby Sister Update: 1st Yarzheit
 
We observe the anniversary of our loved ones' death by lighting a candle and saying the Kaddish (a prayer praising God). Since our holidays/observances follow the format of evening-morning-evening, we lit our candle and prayed our Kaddish earlier tonight (even though Joyce actually died on the 16th).
 
It's difficult to believe that a year has, in fact, passed: it is at once too fast, and too long.
 
I really want to thank The Horde for all our prayers, kind words and the strength you gave me during the last year and a half of her life.
 
Her memory *is* a blessing.

Posted by: ibguy at May 15, 2019 10:31 PM (EHVbt)

137 2020 National Democratic Primary:

Biden 30%
Sanders 19%
Warren 7%
Harris 7%
Booker 5%
O'Rourke 5%
Buttigieg 4%
Yang 2%
Klobuchar 2%
Gillibrand 1%
Castro 1%

Posted by: Ha at May 15, 2019 10:31 PM (MAstk)

138 Oh - and Mazel tov on Junior!!!

Posted by: ibguy at May 15, 2019 10:31 PM (EHVbt)

139 Personally, I supported Volkswagen's emission tactics. I wish they all did shit like that."

They all do. VW should've told them to blow.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2019 10:32 PM (PkIg+)

140 I'm partial to the horse and buggy.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

My family's fortune in the buggy whip manufacturing business was wiped out by that Henry Ford rascal!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2019 10:32 PM (3hr5B)

141

Is it like seeing everything for the first time?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2019 10:30 PM (EZebt)


It's like you've been looking through cloudy plastic, and then every thing becomes crystal clear.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

142 I have a question that only you all can answer. We're visiting family this week and my crazy, conspiracy theory BIL announced that Bolton was trying to tank the economy and was part of the Deep State. He said he would probably be fired in the next two weeks. I have been ignoring most news, so its this true? I thought Bolton was a good guy. I can't keep track anymore.

Posted by: Abby at May 15, 2019 10:33 PM (+UeS9)

143 Comey: C'mon, let's get out of here! C'mon!!!

Mifsud: What are you doing?

Comey: C'mon!! Shut the fuck up!!!

The mother: My baby!

Barr: Stay there, he's fine.

Comey: See - I'm walking out with the spook. And the spook and me are driving away. Or else he dies! He dies, and you ain't got nothing. You got five seconds to make up your mind!

Mifsud: I'll tell you! I'll tell you what you want to know!

Comey: Shut up! I'm not kidding, Barr!

Mifsud: He's crazy! You don't have to do this! I'll tell you what you want to know, for Christsakes!

Barr: You got him?

Durham: Yeah, I got him.

Comey: One!

Barr: Take him.

A single shot.

Durham: Two.

Posted by: Pieter Von Vloten at May 15, 2019 10:33 PM (gO7fe)

144
My family's fortune in the buggy whip manufacturing business was wiped out by that Henry Ford rascal!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2019 10:32 PM (3hr5B)


Curses!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

145 133
Does Alabama have all the "Republican" cucks shitting their panties?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:30 PM (+BZ5R)


I'm sure the boys at the Bullwark are writing up a nice article on how men have no say in women's 'health issues'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:33 PM (pUDQf)

146 452
1. 1960 Oldsmobile SceniCoup
2. 1963 Pontiac Catalina
3. 1963 Pontiac Grand Prix
4. 1968 Buick Electra 225

Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2019 10:33 PM (pGnDm)

147 Mark Steyn interviews George Papadopoulos (part one)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggNWpNZJjNg

Fascinating!! Dunno when part two is to drop.

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 15, 2019 10:33 PM (vWMNq)

148 127 I miss Captains chairs that swiveled out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:30 PM (pUDQf)


1978 E-150 Ford Chateau. My first real new vehicle.

They swiveled inside as well, and you could face the rest of the people in the van. Of course, that was best done while the van was parked.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2019 10:33 PM (sy5kK)

149 It's like you've been looking through cloudy plastic, and then every thing becomes crystal clear"

Hmm. I kinda like thinking the house is clean...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2019 10:33 PM (PkIg+)

150 Posted by: Abby at May 15, 2019 10:33 PM (+UeS9)

John Bolton is The Man. There is no other.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2019 10:33 PM (vq6T3)

151 Did you ever have a car that wasn't synchronized in first gear?

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:30 PM



Yup.

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 15, 2019 10:34 PM (CLcKT)

152 129 Karma Chameleon is one of my embarrassing guilty pleasures, but the video....awful!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2019 10:30 PM (wYseH)

Shocked.

Shocked I say.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 10:34 PM (saECe)

153
Ibguy!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

154 Ok, Mis hum is either ignoring me or he missed this...so I'll badger him...

Head to Cunetto House of Pasta..on The Hill.

Also...I will be going to a graduation on Friday for a former tax exemption from a masters program. Hmmm...might we be headed to the same graduation?
WUSTL?

Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2019 10:34 PM (cF8AT)

155 Did you ever have a car that wasn't synchronized in first gear?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

A '50 Chevrolet PU and a '55 Chevrolet Bel Air 2 door sedan.

Posted by: Agitator at May 15, 2019 10:34 PM (m9DnX)

156 143: The Untouchables.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 15, 2019 10:35 PM (HCqAo)

157 Karma Chameleon is one of my embarrassing guilty pleasures, but the video....awful!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2019 10:30 PM (wYseH)


Heh heh heh.


Um. Wut??!

Posted by: Beavis at May 15, 2019 10:35 PM (MAstk)

158 1978 E-150 Ford Chateau. My first real new vehicle.

They swiveled inside as well, and you could face the rest of the people in the van. Of course, that was best done while the van was parked.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2019 10:33 PM (sy5kK)


My buddy owned an early 70s Monte Carlo with swivel seats. I loved that car. Drank a lot of beer on country back roads.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:36 PM (pUDQf)

159 155 Did you ever have a car that wasn't synchronized in first gear?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

A '50 Chevrolet PU and a '55 Chevrolet Bel Air 2 door sedan.
Posted by: Agitator at May 15, 2019 10:34 PM (m9DnX)


At a traffic light, did you just start up in second gear?

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:36 PM (TdMsT)

160 96 I miss front seat triangle window vents and footwell vents.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2019 10:23 PM (q1Pj5)

Oh. Good call.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 10:36 PM (mx70g)

161 Biden 30%
Sanders 19%
Warren 7%
Harris 7%
Booker 5%
O'Rourke 5%
Buttigieg 4%
Yang 2%
Klobuchar 2%
Gillibrand 1%
Castro 1%
Posted by: Ha at May 15, 2019 10:31 PM (MAstk)



Castro 1%? I thought Fidel would be tracking better by now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2019 10:36 PM (sy5kK)

162

Got a charter trip for Striped Bass next week as a birthday present from older daughter.
We went last year and it was a blast. Managed to reserve the same captain, so I'm really looking forward to this.

The rest of the week (fishing is Monday) is set for getting the Toy out of storage. Weather kinda put the brakes on that, we actually had the threat of snow a few times.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 15, 2019 10:37 PM (KATBx)

163 My family's fortune in the buggy whip manufacturing business was wiped out by that Henry Ford rascal!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2019 10:32 PM



They should have switched to making riding crops...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 15, 2019 10:37 PM (CLcKT)

164 Does an unsynchronized first gear mean you have to double-clutch to shift from first to second, or from second to first? Or both?

...and why would you downshift to first?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 15, 2019 10:37 PM (t+qrx)

165
What's that song that goes ....la la la hmmm mmm the first time?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:37 PM (+BZ5R)

166 Karma Chameleon is one of my embarrassing guilty pleasures, but the video....awful!

They weren't making music for me to listen to, that's for sure.


I turned off the radio when disco was made popular and never turned it back on. Knocked me out of a ton of gigs for years.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 15, 2019 10:38 PM (HaL55)

167 @stlpct706:
Still 4-3Blues
Minute 20 left in game
Time to wake up.
And good luck.

Posted by: tbodie at May 15, 2019 10:38 PM (8DuSQ)

168 What about the high beam switch on the floor board?

Gave my left foot something to do.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:38 PM (pUDQf)

169 What's that song that goes ....la la la hmmm mmm the first time?

..


The one sung by those four dudes?

Posted by: Ha at May 15, 2019 10:38 PM (MAstk)

170 ...and why would you downshift to first?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 15, 2019 10:37 PM (t+qrx)


Cool the valves.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2019 10:38 PM (pGnDm)

171 Burned some storm-downed limbs and some brush without setting anything on fire that didn't need burning. Had mustard greens cooked with turnips, carrots with lemon pepper, mashed potatoes with sausage gravy and a couple beers for supper. And oh yeah, some chocolate pie with whipped topping from Just Pies. All in all a good day. How about y'all MisHum and other moronicals?

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2019 10:38 PM (qBNEP)

172 >>> 156 143: The Untouchables.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 15, 2019 10:35 PM (HCqAo)

Thank you!

I knew I knew that, but I didn't remember...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2019 10:39 PM (0ReGO)

173 Hey everybody.

For everyone who was around in the 1980s, I love this mashup the Tubes did on one of their last albums, Love Bomb. This track should have been longer! (Fast forward in 55 seconds.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueRZDXy8uL0

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 15, 2019 10:39 PM (miE9U)

174
...and why would you downshift to first?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 15, 2019 10:37 PM (t+qrx)


At a stop. I just always left a full stop in second gear. Sometimes I'd get lazy and go straight from second to fourth gear. This was in an ancient VW Beetle.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

175 Does an unsynchronized first gear mean you have to double-clutch to shift from first to second, or from second to first? Or both?

...and why would you downshift to first?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 15, 2019 10:37



One could only shift into first gear whilst stopped...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 15, 2019 10:39 PM (CLcKT)

176
I have waited a lifetime. Spent my time so foolishly.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:39 PM (+BZ5R)

177 I thought the photo link was going to go here:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg-2ncgmHZg

Posted by: Emmie at May 15, 2019 10:39 PM (4HMW8)

178
Karma Chameleon is one of my embarrassing guilty pleasures, but the video....awful!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2019 10:30 PM (wYseH)

===

Garrett uses Dove, and now this. The walls are closing in.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2019 10:39 PM (EZebt)

179 NO ONE in St. Louis pronounces it 'Loo-wee.'
It's how they identify people from out of town.

Posted by: Princess Aura at May 15, 2019 10:39 PM (oVJmc)

180 Blues going to overtime!

Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at May 15, 2019 10:39 PM (FxJnm)

181
The one sung by those four dudes?

Um, ah, I think so.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:39 PM (+BZ5R)

182 @stlpct706:
I shoulda kept my mouth shut.

Posted by: tbodie at May 15, 2019 10:39 PM (8DuSQ)

183 ...and why would you downshift to first?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 15, 2019 10:37 PM (t+qrx)


Because it's there.

Posted by: Edmund Hillary at May 15, 2019 10:40 PM (vq6T3)

184 They should have switched to making riding crops...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 15, 2019 10:37 PM (CLcKT)

They weren't agile enough to shift gears and get into the Dominance Market!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2019 10:40 PM (3hr5B)

185 We had a radio from a Hudson in our pickup.
It had a foot switch, just like the dimmer, that would allow you to change channels by pressing it.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2019 10:41 PM (pGnDm)

186
Go Beeeeees!!

Bruins are best!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:41 PM (+BZ5R)

187 Posted by: ibguy at May 15, 2019 10:31 PM (EHVbt)

z"l

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 15, 2019 10:41 PM (EZebt)

188 Ok, question for the Horde: when you park a manual, do you leave it in gear?

My parents taught me to drive stick and they always leave it in gear, but for some reason I always leave it out of gear and use the parking brake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 10:41 PM (mx70g)

189
I can't name a single Bruins. Except for Tuke Arask.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:41 PM (+BZ5R)

190 Talk about first world problems...

I put together a thumb drive of every song I like to hear on the road... I'm now up to over 1200 songs.

Anyway I found when I play 'em in the car, the volume is crazy. One song is too loud, another I can barely hear.

So now I'm going through 50 of them a day on Audacity, amplifying them, and then compressing them.

So far it seems to be working. But I still have 700 songs to go. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 15, 2019 10:41 PM (miE9U)

191 What's that song that goes ....la la la hmmm mmm the first time?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:37 PM (+BZ5R)


The Obama song those weird schoolkids were singing.

"Barack Hussein Obama
Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm ..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ty7WU872Lk

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2019 10:42 PM (vq6T3)

192
In gear, with parking brake. It can always "pop" out of gear. And who knows how tight ol' p-brake cable is.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:42 PM (+BZ5R)

193 At a traffic light, did you just start up in second gear?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:36 PM (TdMsT)

If you could not come to complete stop, yes. Rear end gear ratio was low enough to accelerate in 2nd gear with just a little momentum.

Posted by: Agitator at May 15, 2019 10:42 PM (m9DnX)

194 188 Ok, question for the Horde: when you park a manual, do you leave it in gear?

My parents taught me to drive stick and they always leave it in gear, but for some reason I always leave it out of gear and use the parking brake.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 10:41 PM (mx70g)

I always left it in gear. That way it can't roll if you forget the brake.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:43 PM (pUDQf)

195 My parents taught me to drive stick and they always leave it in gear, but for some reason I always leave it out of gear and use the parking brake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 10:41 PM



That's just asking for a roll-away...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 15, 2019 10:43 PM (CLcKT)

196 Posted by: ibguy at May 15, 2019 10:31 PM (EHVbt)

God bless you all.

Thanks for explaining the custom. When I was in elementary school the principal was Jewish,when Jewish Holidays occurred he would always explain them to us, I always liked that.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 15, 2019 10:43 PM (Rz2Nc)

197 142 I have a question that only you all can answer. We're visiting family this week and my crazy, conspiracy theory BIL announced that Bolton was trying to tank the economy and was part of the Deep State. He said he would probably be fired in the next two weeks. I have been ignoring most news, so its this true? I thought Bolton was a good guy. I can't keep track anymore.
Posted by: Abby at May 15, 2019 10:33 PM (+UeS9)



Bolton isn't afraid of war, and the Left shakes because of that.

And he was named "The President of Red Eye", when Gutfeld had that late night show on FOX.

Tell your BIL not to miss his next anal bleaching appointment, that is what is really bothering him.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2019 10:43 PM (sy5kK)

198 And one more thing, worked on my 92 F150 with the bulletproof 300 inline 6 and 5 speed transmission, then Mrs. E drove it to fill gas it up. This was her first operation of a 5 speed since we sold out 92 F250 and since being released from broken arm treatment by ortho dude. Just like riding a bicycle.

Posted by: Eromero at May 15, 2019 10:43 PM (qBNEP)

199
But now that I found you, together we'll make history.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:43 PM (+BZ5R)

200 Hadrian the Seventh: "Astros win their 8th straight, 5-1 over Detroit. Best record in MLB."

We're helping as best we can, so we want some credit here.

Posted by: Texas Rangers at May 15, 2019 10:43 PM (6eEQ+)

201 parents taught me to drive stick and they always leave it in gear, but for some reason I always leave it out of gear and use the parking brake.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 10:41 PM (mx70g)

Listen to your parents.

Or never live in hill country.

Posted by: tbodie at May 15, 2019 10:43 PM (8DuSQ)

202 Ok, question for the Horde: when you park a manual, do you leave it in gear?

My parents taught me to drive stick and they always leave it in gear, but for some reason I always leave it out of gear and use the parking brake.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 10:41 PM (mx70g)


Leave it in gear. Parking brakes are iffy.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 15, 2019 10:44 PM (aS1PU)

203 153 LadyL

Big Sis!

187 San Fran

Todah rabbah!

Posted by: ibguy at May 15, 2019 10:44 PM (EHVbt)

204 I heard even Tucker Carlson has been going after Bolton for appearing too hungry for war with Iran.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 15, 2019 10:44 PM (miE9U)

205

Granny gear in the "2-ton" trucks we've used wasn't synchronized well with 2nd. Unloaded you'd start off in 2nd. It absolutely had to be stopped to shift into 1st.

Problem was when (over)loaded, starting on a hill, the thing would tend to stop before you could get it into 2nd. You had to practice with that.

I told Miley that's she going to learn how to drive one of those trucks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 15, 2019 10:44 PM (NMAzL)

206 196 Evasive

Thank you, and you're welcome

Posted by: ibguy at May 15, 2019 10:45 PM (EHVbt)

207 Ok, question for the Horde: when you park a manual, do you leave it in gear?

My parents taught me to drive stick and they always leave it in gear, but for some reason I always leave it out of gear and use the parking brake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 10:41 PM (mx70g)


I would leave my manual in gear, but I would always put the parking brake on, too. Nowadays, I almost never use the parking brake with automatics. Haven't used it for years.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2019 10:45 PM (vq6T3)

208 I always left it in gear. That way it can't roll if you forget the brake.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:43 PM (pUDQf)

This!!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 15, 2019 10:45 PM (3hr5B)

209
Ok, question for the Horde: when you park a manual, do you leave it in gear?



My parents taught me to drive stick and they always leave it in
gear, but for some reason I always leave it out of gear and use the
parking brake.


I usually did both because hills in Huntspatch. Of course these days you could leave a manual tranny' Vette running with the windows down and the doors open and nobody would steal it because nobody knows how to drive a stick anymore.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 15, 2019 10:45 PM (HaL55)

210 We referred to it as an emergency brake.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2019 10:45 PM (pGnDm)

211
I'm a-scrolling and I see this:

Is it like seeing everything for the first time?

Posted by: San Franpsycho


Right. And immediately it triggers a song in my head, but it's unclear which song.

It's this one:

I would climb any mountain
Sail across the stormy sea

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:45 PM (+BZ5R)

212 188
Ok, question for the Horde: when you park a manual, do you leave it in gear?



My parents taught me to drive stick and they always leave it in
gear, but for some reason I always leave it out of gear and use the
parking brake.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 10:41 PM (mx70g)


No, I leave it in neutral and use the parking brake.


But then again, I live in a pretty flat area. If I had to park on a hill, I'd probably leave it in gear plus use the parking brake.

Posted by: rickl at May 15, 2019 10:46 PM (sdi6R)

213 Space X goes live now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2019 10:46 PM (u82oZ)

214 But now that I found you, together we'll make history.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:43 PM (+BZ5R)

Feels like the first time - Foreigner

Posted by: Tami at May 15, 2019 10:46 PM (cF8AT)

215 Ok, question for the Horde: when you park a manual, do you leave it in gear?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 10:41 PM (mx70g)


At work (at the site I'm usually at), I stop, shut it off, shift into first, let the clutch out, then pull the parking brake. But only because it's parked on an uphill slope. On flat pavement, I just use the parking brake and keep it in neutral. It's not rational, it just feels like eventually I'm going to warp the disc or the calipers or something if I don't because the parking brake only actuates the rear brakes, so on a slope, it's got all the weight on the rear brakes all day.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 15, 2019 10:46 PM (t+qrx)

216 I'm partial to the horse and buggy.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

So are all my neighbors.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 15, 2019 10:46 PM (Rz2Nc)

217 188 Ok, question for the Horde: when you park a manual, do you leave it in gear?

My parents taught me to drive stick and they always leave it in gear, but for some reason I always leave it out of gear and use the parking brake.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 10:41 PM (mx70g)

If it is level or pointed downhill, put it in reverse.

If it is pointed uphill, put it in first.

Always turn the wheels into the curb.

And yes to the brake, every time.


You're good to go.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg - part time driving instructor at May 15, 2019 10:46 PM (sy5kK)

218 I want those raviolis and the word evacuation looks like it's misspelled even though it isn't.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 15, 2019 10:46 PM (4ErVI)

219 SpaceX webcast has started!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT366GiQkP0

Posted by: rickl at May 15, 2019 10:46 PM (sdi6R)

220 I leave in in gear AND use the brake.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 15, 2019 10:46 PM (flINI)

221 Here's a nice relaxing song I like a lot, by Craig Chaquico.

But it has an... unfortunate... title... ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm0fMYPCxJk

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 15, 2019 10:47 PM (miE9U)

222 Aetius451AD Work Laptop: "Ok, question for the Horde: when you park a manual, do you leave it in gear?"

In gear. You use both the transmission and the brake to keep the car safely immobilized. In an automatic, the transmission is engaged by default.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 15, 2019 10:47 PM (6eEQ+)

223 I have never used a parking/emergency brake on an automatic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 10:47 PM (mx70g)

224 Link for Space X: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT366GiQkP0

Hold of countdown try tomorrow.

Upper altitude winds too high.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 15, 2019 10:47 PM (u82oZ)

225
lulz, I laugh at all the posers who like driving a stick today and still use their clutch, but they think they're Mario Andretti.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:47 PM (+BZ5R)

226 Aaand they just called a scrub.
Shortest. Webcast. Ever.

Posted by: rickl at May 15, 2019 10:47 PM (sdi6R)

227 But then again, I live in a pretty flat area. If I had to park on a hill, I'd probably leave it in gear plus use the parking brake.

Posted by: rickl at May 15, 2019 10:46 PM (sdi6R)


And turn the wheel!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2019 10:48 PM (vq6T3)

228 Old manuals were pretty easy to steal. Just coat hanger the door lock, have your buddy push and pop that clutch.


Not that I ever did that.

Never mind, NSA Bob! Forget I said that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:48 PM (pUDQf)

229 Nowadays, I almost never use the parking brake with automatics. Haven't used it for years.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2019 10:45 PM (vq6T3)


See, I always use the parking brake on automatics because I trust the brakes way more than I trust the parking pawl.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 15, 2019 10:48 PM (t+qrx)

230 218 I want those raviolis and the word evacuation looks like it's misspelled even though it isn't.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 15, 2019 10:46 PM (4ErVI

Join us for lunch tomorrow

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 10:48 PM (saECe)

231
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

You hear anything from CM?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:48 PM (+BZ5R)

232 So are all my neighbors.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 15, 2019 10:46 PM (Rz2Nc)


That's right--you're in Amish country.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:48 PM (TdMsT)

233
Mindfull Web Worker's comment this morning, to paraphrase, 'The world has roaches and spiders and nasty things ... but also has fireflys' has stayed with me all day.

Gonna try and remember that, literally and spiritually.

Posted by: Continuously Evolving, Yest Still an Idiot at May 15, 2019 10:49 PM (UFLLM)

234

When's the last time you saw one of those Civil Defense signs?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:49 PM (+BZ5R)

235 >> Old manuals were pretty easy to steal. Just coat hanger the door lock, have your buddy push and pop that clutch.


You have to break the steering wheel lock, too.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2019 10:50 PM (ivyea)

236 Spent some time in St Lou and must say the t-ravs, St Lou style ribs and having dinner anywhere on The Hill are must do. Also recommend The Arch, Busch stadium, Grant's farm, Budweiser tour, The Zoo, and St Charles downtown among other things if you have the chance..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 15, 2019 10:50 PM (+ldAm)

237
I always left it in gear. That way it can't roll if you forget the brake.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:43 PM (pUDQf)


Not to be a contrarian, but the one and only time that I had a roll away with a stick, I had left it in gear and had not set the parking brake. Usually I park it both in gear and with the parking brake set.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 15, 2019 10:50 PM (pNxlR)

238 Huh. I've never driven anything but a manual for 40 years. I always leave it neutral and put on the brake. Who forgets to put on the brake? How do you guys start it up? In gear, or neutral?

Posted by: Vertov at May 15, 2019 10:51 PM (gO7fe)

239 ...well, you don't have to.

But, if you want to maybe make a turn later, it's a good plan.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2019 10:51 PM (ivyea)

240 You have to break the steering wheel lock, too.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2019 10:50 PM (ivyea)


I shall not cause harm to any vehicle, nor to the personal contents thereof; nor through inaction let that vehicle, or the personal contents thereof, come to harm.

Posted by: Bud at May 15, 2019 10:51 PM (t+qrx)

241 226 Aaand they just called a scrub.
Shortest. Webcast. Ever.
Posted by: rickl at May 15, 2019 10:47 PM (sdi6R)


The starters don't usually play until the 2nd game of pre-season.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg - part time NFL fan at May 15, 2019 10:51 PM (sy5kK)

242 I call my 5 speed manual transmission the millenial anti-theft device. I could leave it running in the middle of the street and very few people could drive it away.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 15, 2019 10:51 PM (flINI)

243
I always leave it in gear and put the brake on. And if it will tend to roll forward, I put it in reverse. This is so rolling tends to turn the engine backwards. It won't run that way.

With a gas engine, you've got ignition and with modern engines, electronically controlled fuel injectors, so it wouldn't matter.

With diesel tractors (old school, not electrical controls), an engine could start.

That happened to my father years ago. It didn't roll off, but the solenoid shorted, cranking it. He had left in gear and it started right up and crashed into a building. And then caught fire due to heat of the heavy starting current shorting through something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 15, 2019 10:51 PM (NMAzL)

244 lulz, I laugh at all the posers who like driving a stick today and still use their clutch, but they think they're Mario Andretti.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:47 PM (+BZ5R)


No need to wear out the clutch.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 15, 2019 10:52 PM (aS1PU)

245 The cables on old pickup's emergency brake were missing. Come time for inspection Dad removed the pedal, put some sheet metal over the hole, then put a rubber mat down.

I asked, what happens when the inspector discovers there is no brake? His response was that the inspectors ego would not allow him to admit he couldn't find the brake lever.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2019 10:52 PM (pGnDm)

246 In Gear.

Parking Brake On.

And I still don't trust it on the boat ramp.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2019 10:52 PM (ivyea)

247 234


When's the last time you saw one of those Civil Defense signs?



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:49 PM (+BZ5R)


I don't know. It was a long time ago. I remember seeing one on my township building, but that might have been back in the 70s.

Posted by: rickl at May 15, 2019 10:52 PM (sdi6R)

248 I call my 5 speed manual transmission the millenial anti-theft device. I could leave it running in the middle of the street and very few people could drive it away.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 15, 2019 10:51 PM (flINI)


https://stoatnet.org/antitheft.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 15, 2019 10:52 PM (t+qrx)

249
They make cars now, Lexus and perhaps others, that, get this, Hold the car still when you stop and let off the brake pedal.

So if you're in traffic you don't have to sit there with your foot on the brake pedal. Neat.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:52 PM (+BZ5R)

250 That happened to my father years ago. It didn't roll off, but the solenoid shorted, cranking it. He had left in gear and it started right up and crashed into a building. And then caught fire due to heat of the heavy starting current shorting through something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 15, 2019 10:51 PM (NMAzL)


So that's the story you told the insurance company, huh ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2019 10:52 PM (vq6T3)

251 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

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Posted by: kbdabear at May 15, 2019 10:53 PM (0Ntuf)

252
No need to wear out the clutch.

Nor your left leg.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:53 PM (+BZ5R)

253 30 10:40 minute car ride, thats how my day was and yours?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
------
12 & a half on Saturday thus I feel your pain..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 15, 2019 10:53 PM (+ldAm)

254 you know, the ravioli thing looks good, however, the ultimate deep fried cheese is spiedini, omg.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 10:53 PM (MTjB1)

255 No need to wear out the clutch.

Nor your left leg.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:53 PM (+BZ5R)


*fistbump*

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 15, 2019 10:54 PM (aS1PU)

256 I park in first gear if I'm parked facing up hill, and in reverse if the car is facing down... Parking brake always in any case, and the wheel turnt toward the kerb ...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 15, 2019 10:54 PM (CLcKT)

257 235 >> Old manuals were pretty easy to steal. Just coat hanger the door lock, have your buddy push and pop that clutch.


You have to break the steering wheel lock, too.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2019 10:50 PM (ivyea)

Steering wheel locks came into play around '71 or so, IIRC.

Before that, it was as easy as alaBAMA says it was.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg - part time NFL fan at May 15, 2019 10:54 PM (sy5kK)

258 Vertov: "How do you guys start it up? In gear, or neutral?"

Neutral, regular brake engaged. Can't start in gear. "In gear" with clutch disengaged is OK too.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 15, 2019 10:54 PM (6eEQ+)

259
So if you're in traffic you don't have to sit there with your foot on the brake pedal. Neat.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:52 PM (+BZ5R)


I got really tired of a manual in city driving for that reason.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

260
And I still don't trust it on the boat ramp.

Lulz. The boat ramp fails on youtube...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:54 PM (+BZ5R)

261 They make cars now, Lexus and perhaps others, that, get this, Hold the car still when you stop and let off the brake pedal.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:52 PM (+BZ5R)


Didn't the kid in the new Star Trek movies get killed because he went to check the mail but didn't put his SUV in park and it crushed him?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 15, 2019 10:54 PM (t+qrx)

262 OK Hordelings, no rocket launch tonight so it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 15, 2019 10:55 PM (HaL55)

263 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

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Posted by: kbdabear at May 15, 2019 10:55 PM (0Ntuf)

264 So I found a single example of something I mentioned earlier wrt Comey/Brennan/Clapper/et al, but it's a good one.

This is from an article about an unsolved robbery-murder in Buffalo from 1988.

---------------------------------
Capt. Joseph Riga, the current homicide chief, said detectives had a couple of suspects.

"Those guys were hardened criminals," Riga said. "They pulled a lot of robberies on the West Side. They were all accusing each other. We never had enough to charge anyone."
----------------------------------

This is a known tactic by a criminal conspiracy once they're cornered, when they don't intend to let anyone take the fall, lest they all fall. The Democrats actually ran this one a few years ago under Bambi and got away with it. I can't remember which non-scandal it was but I recognized it a mile away.

Make no mistake. They are running the exact same game as the robber murderers. Because they are all part of it, there isn't enough to stick to any one person as long as everyone keeps their mouth shut. It's a nasty little web, and unfortunately won't be as simple as waiting for someone to "roll". None of these vile little shits will roll. Their plan is to spin the investigators in circles.

At least this time, I'm pretty certain Trump has his ducks in a row.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 15, 2019 10:55 PM (uEbPt)

265 In Gear.

Parking Brake On.

And I still don't trust it on the boat ramp.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2019 10:52 PM



Chock blocks?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 15, 2019 10:55 PM (CLcKT)

266
I never like to just use Park on a significant slope. On flat ground, I will, but if there's any slope, I put the brake on.

The Crown Vic with rear disc brakes used a tiny little drum and shoes for the parking brake.

On a slope, I've seen some almost get stuck in park because of the pressure on the lock, which is why I don't like to do it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 15, 2019 10:55 PM (NMAzL)

267
The Arch


The Arch is cool, but the ride up and back down was somewhat claustrophobic. I wouldn't have missed it for the world, as my friends and I were in town to witness our Michigan Tech Huskies win the NCAA Frozen Four back in '75, the last time they accomplished that. They were runners up in '74 and '76. The Minnesota Golden Gophers were their opponents during all three championship games.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 15, 2019 10:55 PM (pNxlR)

268 What I think is so funny about Karma Chameleon is Boy George keeps singing "I'm a man. . . "

Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2019 10:56 PM (xIKXj)

269
I don't fasten my seat belt until car is running and ready to drive. Saw someone who had a car fire on start up, panicked, coudn't get the belt undone.

Posted by: Continuously Evolving, Yest Still an Idiot at May 15, 2019 10:56 PM (UFLLM)

270 A lot of people never bothered with the steering wheel lock.

The only cars we ever 'stole' were friends cars. We'd drive them and park them around the block to mess with our buddies.

The lulz.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:56 PM (pUDQf)

271 You hear anything from CM?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:48 PM (+BZ5R)

Nope

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 15, 2019 10:56 PM (Rz2Nc)

272 booknlass, "I'm an it" wasn't musical enough... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 15, 2019 10:56 PM (miE9U)

273 I'm a ravioli purist. Boiled and sauced. That is all.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 15, 2019 10:56 PM (5WpEK)

274
If you cannot *time* the engine speed and accelerator pedal to shift...you really don't Get the whole shifting thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:56 PM (+BZ5R)

275 Welcome to St. Louis! You haven't lived, though, until you have had a barbecued pork steak. Jump on over to Edwardsville, and I'll put one on the grill for ya....

Posted by: ERF at May 15, 2019 10:57 PM (NxG7K)

276 271 You hear anything from CM?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:48 PM (+BZ5R)

Nope
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 15, 2019 10:56 PM (Rz2Nc)


Wasn't CM having a housing dilemma? I'm worried about him.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

277 >>Chock blocks?


Yep.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2019 10:58 PM (ivyea)

278 >> So that's the story you told the insurance company, huh ...

None of it was insured. Farm stuff, of course.

That happened before I was born, IIRC. It was almost a 3-stooges production. My father got excited when he saw that happening. He grabbed a fire extinguisher, and promptly sprayed himself in the face with it. He had the nozzle pointed backwards.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 15, 2019 10:58 PM (NMAzL)

279 The only cars we ever 'stole' were friends cars. We'd drive them and park them around the block to mess with our buddies.

The lulz.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:56 PM (pUDQf)


A dork in our high school had, I think it was a Triumph TR-7, maybe? Tiny car. We used to pick it up and move it around the parking lot every now and then just to watch his reaction when he couldn't find it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2019 10:58 PM (vq6T3)

280
Nope

I can't think of a good reason for this.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:58 PM (+BZ5R)

281 276 271 You hear anything from CM?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:48 PM (+BZ5R)

Nope
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 15, 2019 10:56 PM (Rz2Nc)


Wasn't CM having a housing dilemma? I'm worried about him.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT)


That is my understanding. I wish him the best.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2019 10:58 PM (sy5kK)

282 You have to break the steering wheel lock, too.
Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2019 10:50 PM (ivyea)

Not necessarily I had an old buick where the wheel lock was worn out.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 10:58 PM (saECe)

283 ibguy.......Colorado Morondevous is making a $150 donation to National Brain Tumor this year

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 15, 2019 10:59 PM (c1nDO)

284 274
If you cannot *time* the engine speed and accelerator pedal to shift...you really don't Get the whole shifting thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:56 PM (+BZ5R


My driving got significantly better once I learned how to double clutch.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 10:59 PM (pUDQf)

285 That's right--you're in Amish country.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:48 PM (TdMsT)

You betcha!

I'm on my second automatic car. When I was cool and drove manual, I parked in gear with brake, wheels turned the correct way.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 15, 2019 10:59 PM (Rz2Nc)

286 65 And automatic door locks that lock everyone in every time the car moves 5 inches ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 15, 2019 10:16 PM (vq6T3)


Read your owners manual, or take it to the dealer. Most of that krap can be tailored to your liking.

Posted by: Lump at May 15, 2019 10:59 PM (9TRFS)

287 275 Welcome to St. Louis! You haven't lived, though, until you have had a barbecued pork steak. Jump on over to Edwardsville, and I'll put one on the grill for ya....
Posted by: ERF at May 15, 2019 10:57 PM (NxG7K

I had those last night at home.

Thanks for the offer, my two older former tax exemptions have plans, lots of plans.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 11:00 PM (saECe)

288 right Steve, back when I first saw him I thought that was kinda funny

I'm a man without conviction

i'm a man who doesn't know. . .

but he looked like a crossdresser. not the first, of course. but that just always stuck out to me

Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2019 11:00 PM (xIKXj)

289 my guess is the buffalo robbers were smarter than the three treasonous amigos. there robbers had to be smarter because no one had their back.

the three treasonous amigos were so stupid, so brazen because they thought there was no need to cover their trail since hillary would be elected.

how do these idiots, who run counterintel, leave email and text messages lying around? how do they decide to use them to begin with.

they are going down harder than weiners wife's knees when hillary loses a debate and runs out of valurite.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:00 PM (MTjB1)

290
That happened to my father years ago. It didn't roll off, but the solenoid shorted, cranking it. He had left in gear and it started right up and crashed into a building. And then caught fire due to heat of the heavy starting current shorting through something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 15, 2019 10:51 PM (NMAzL)


Sorry, I LOLd!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 15, 2019 11:00 PM (pNxlR)

291 Millennials will never gravitate to manuals. Too difficult to text people while driving.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 15, 2019 11:00 PM (6eEQ+)

292
Didn't the kid in the new Star Trek movies get killed because he went to check the mail but didn't put his SUV in park and it crushed him?

I didn't hear.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 11:00 PM (+BZ5R)

293 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 15, 2019 11:00 PM (yqiG4)

294 I hope everyone noticed Raimondo vanish like Roy Batty's "Tears in the rain" when I pointed out the actual legal response to his "California Dreaming" #resistance in the last thread.

Posted by: An Observation at May 15, 2019 11:01 PM (X/BmP)

295 I've never had t-ravs, but I'm sure they're good, being food and all.
Inspired by the photo in this morning's ape thread, I had a cheesesteak for lunch today.
Posted by: rickl at May 15, 2019 10:12 PM (sdi6R)


I don't know anybody who calls them t-ravs. I'm sure a bunch of hipster doofuses do, the same people who call the city "the Lou."

Don't listen to hipster doofuses. Which is good advice wherever you are.

I'm probably as much an expert on this topic as any so...

Crime here is bad, but not as bad as they make it sound. Rates are based on city population, which is dwindling, but still a high concentration, because the geography is so small.

St. Louis County envelopes the city, and has about a million residents, to the city's 300 thousand, give or take. County crimes rates are much less. City and County are completely separate governmental entities... for now. The crooks were about to change that, but then the County Exec and a bunch of his pals were caught with their hands in the cookie jar. The County Exec has pled guilty to federal crimes, and since he's like the Mayor, that's a big f'ing deal.

Anyhoo, I've had it with this place. Nothing I can recommend about it. Sure, there's the toasted ravioli, the Cardinals (and yeah the hockey team is still in it, but I don't care). Traffic is terrible (everyone crams into the city, from wherever you are in the county, and nobody here knows how to drive). Race relations are genuinely worse here than almost anywhere else. I don't know why, honestly. The weather stinks, right now we're dealing with floods... again.

I'm about gone. Seriously. Been here my whole life, except when I was in the military. It's time to go elsewhere, and I'm working on it. Final plan to be implemented in mere weeks. I have family here, friends. They can come visit me. I'm out.

Anyhoo anyhoo, since no one asked me, I guess this is longer than it should have been. Sorry bout that.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:01 PM (cY3LT)

296 The amazing thing is that Brennan voted for the Communist Party candidate in 1976 (apparently because Jimmy Carter wasn't left-wing enough for him), and was still hired by the CIA in 1980, at the height of the Cold War.

He said that it was heartening that the CIA valued "freedom of speech".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 15, 2019 11:01 PM (I2/tG)

297 you know, ravioli is more trouble than it is worth.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:01 PM (MTjB1)

298 If you cannot *time* the engine speed and accelerator pedal to shift...you really don't Get the whole shifting thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:56 PM (+BZ5R)


I drove a log truck for a summer. The first rule for driving was *never* use the clutch for any shifting except to get into 1st. Using the clutch opened the chance for the truck to get away from you going down hill.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 15, 2019 11:01 PM (aS1PU)

299 283 ibguy.......Colorado Morondevous is making a $150 donation to National Brain Tumor this year
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 15, 2019 10:59 PM (c1nDO)



That is wonderful.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 11:01 PM (TdMsT)

300 I miss crank windows and manual steering.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 10:17

Heh. I've been relearning how to drive a stick in Athens traffic. It comes back very quickly, but it can be exciting.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2019 11:02 PM (Y9JK9)

301 297 you know, ravioli is more trouble than it is worth.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:01 PM (MTjB1)

---------

They have motorized can openers now, you know.

Posted by: Chef Boyardee at May 15, 2019 11:03 PM (4knXT)

302 294 I hope everyone noticed Raimondo vanish like Roy Batty's "Tears in the rain" when I pointed out the actual legal response to his "California Dreaming" #resistance in the last thread.
Posted by: An Observation at May 15, 2019 11:01 PM (X/BmP)


You are a fine citizen!

Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

303 Didn't the kid in the new Star Trek movies get killed because he went to check the mail but didn't put his SUV in park and it crushed him?

I didn't hear.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at M



no, that was the kids star trek mom, beverly crusher.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:03 PM (MTjB1)

304 283 WMD

Bless you all!!!

I miss her.

Posted by: ibguy at May 15, 2019 11:03 PM (EHVbt)

305 They have motorized can openers now, you know.
Posted by: Chef Boyardee at May 15, 2019 11:03 PM (4knXT


Yeah, I'm like wha?? Can opener. Sauce pan.

Not rocket science.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 11:03 PM (pUDQf)

306 No Goal.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2019 11:03 PM (ivyea)

307 Woof.

Posted by: Elizabeth at May 15, 2019 11:04 PM (4knXT)

308
After that incident, my father got in the habit of the leaving the fuel shut-off control pulled out. I never liked that. On John Deeres, it was spring loaded, so it would pop back in once you shut the engine off.

Me, I just put them in neutral and apply the parking brake/transmission local mechanism.

I reminded him of this the other day. He's 91 now. He'd left the stop control out on the big 8700, and I needed to move it. It wouldn't hit a lick.

Turned out the fuel/throttle "rack" in the injector pump had stuck in the shut off position. I had to open up the cover and free it up to get it to start.

I said, "See!" He said, well, you should have anticipated that and done something about a long time ago.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 15, 2019 11:04 PM (NMAzL)

309
Looked like a hand pass to me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2019 11:04 PM (X3lUd)

310 294 I hope everyone noticed Raimondo vanish like Roy Batty's "Tears in the rain" when I pointed out the actual legal response to his "California Dreaming" #resistance in the last thread.
Posted by: An Observation at May 15, 2019 11:01 PM (X/BmP)


That nasty smell went away. Much better!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2019 11:04 PM (sy5kK)

311
They have motorized can openers now, you know.
Posted by: Chef Boyardee at M




lol




no, though, you want some noodles, cheese, and sauce, why go to the trouble of shoving a little bit of cheese between two layers of noodle then gently cooking it?

make spaghetti.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:04 PM (MTjB1)

312 The Blues got Jobbed.

That was a handpass.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2019 11:04 PM (ivyea)

313 There has got to be a way to make money off of knowing what will be in next weekend's pet thread.

What Wall Street stocks should I be buying?

Posted by: Working The Angles at May 15, 2019 11:04 PM (I2/tG)

314 "Old manuals were pretty easy to steal. Just coat hanger the door lock, have your buddy push and pop that clutch"

Still need spark.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 15, 2019 11:05 PM (4thlk)

315
I love keyless entry. Not the fake keyless entry they have today in which you still need to carry the fob on you while you touch the door handle, but the keypad that opens the door.

Car makers don't even offer it anymore.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 11:05 PM (+BZ5R)

316 Posted by: ERF at May 15, 2019 10:57 PM (NxG7K

I had those last night at home.

Thanks for the offer, my two older former tax exemptions have plans, lots of plans.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 11:00 PM (saECe)


Meh, pork steaks are like pork chops, only dryer and harder to chew. Slathering bbq sauce on them doesn't change the fact.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:05 PM (cY3LT)

317 >> ravioli is more trouble than it is worth.



You shut your whore mouth.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2019 11:05 PM (ivyea)

318 As a local of St. Louis I recommend all the local food fare except St. Louis style pizza.....its a cracker with bad cheese.

Posted by: Dr. Mallamutt, Physchiatrist For The Media at May 15, 2019 11:05 PM (PD4UQ)

319 makers don't even offer it anymore.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake C




sure they do

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:06 PM (MTjB1)

320 >>>When you can't trust MisHum on safe links, it's a fine how-do-you-do indeed!<<<

Holy crap, because I indeed clicked on a link to an Alice Cooper YT video of the Killer full album 5 minutes before I came to AOS. I haven't see Alice Cooper since a Motley Crew farewell tour years ago.

YOU FUCKERS ARE IN MY HEAD!

Posted by: Fritz at May 15, 2019 11:06 PM (LuPts)

321 Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:01 PM (cY3LT)

Wouldn't be my first choice for a place to live. Im just visiting

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 11:06 PM (saECe)

322 ravioli is more trouble than it is worth.



You shut your whore mouth.
Posted by: garrett at M



you know what is funny, for all these years I thought you were a guy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:06 PM (MTjB1)

323 I didn't hear.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 11:00 PM (+BZ5R)


Yeah, looked it up. Anton Yelchin. Fiat Chrysler had a recall on 2015 Grand Cherokees, but I don't know if that was the catalyst. It had to do with confusion over whether it was in park or not. I've never driven one, so I can't say.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 15, 2019 11:07 PM (t+qrx)

324 Did Precious and his sidekick take that weapons class for Missouri concealed carry?

The one that teaches the flatwise one-hand gangsta grip?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 15, 2019 11:07 PM (5+4v7)

325 Anyhoo anyhoo, since no one asked me, I guess this is longer than it should have been. Sorry bout that.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:01 PM (cY3LT)


Do you know where you are relocating to yet?

Posted by: Emmie at May 15, 2019 11:07 PM (4HMW8)

326 People, you should really always use the parking brake for a number of reasons. Biggest two:

- On some vehicles, using it keeps other parts of the braking system properly adjusted

- Not using it regularly is, eventually, a nearly guaranteed way for the thing to stop working

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 15, 2019 11:08 PM (67XdO)

327 22
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a-goin' on here? I hired you people to get some content posted, not to jump around like a bunch of St. Louis faggots!
That was Kansas City, Mr. Denkenger....

Posted by: ERF at May 15, 2019 11:09 PM (NxG7K)

328
The fuel shut off control has caused some laughs with people who have no experience with that. An uncle of mine borrowed one of the little tractors and couldn't figure out how to turn it off. The ignition switch wouldn't do anything (there is no spark ignition).

He let it sit there and run for nearly an hour before he broke down and called my father for help. Dad just went up, pulled the stop out and killed it. He then got back in his truck and went home without saying a word. The uncle never said another word about it, either.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 15, 2019 11:09 PM (NMAzL)

329 318
As a local of St. Louis I recommend all the local food fare except St. Louis style pizza.....its a cracker with bad cheese.

Cooked in an Easy Bake oven by a syphilitic junkie with motile sperm under their fingernails.

Posted by: Continuously Evolving, Yest Still an Idiot at May 15, 2019 11:09 PM (UFLLM)

330 If you cannot *time* the engine speed and accelerator pedal to shift...you really don't Get the whole shifting thing.



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:56 PM (+BZ5R





My driving got significantly better once I learned how to double clutch.

The real skill peak is to learn to do what Jackie Stewart did, and match RPMs so well when shifting gears that nobody riding in the car with you notices your shifts.

Posted by: An Observation at May 15, 2019 11:09 PM (X/BmP)

331 Modern cars don't have emergency brakes anymore. Harder to pull a drift.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 11:10 PM (pUDQf)

332 garrett: "No Goal."

Blown call. Blues are owed a game.

Can't let that stand.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 15, 2019 11:10 PM (6eEQ+)

333
Our daughter, a millennial, bought herself a '90s Ford Ranger with manual transmission. To all her "best buddies" who ask to borrow it, she replies, "Sure, can you drive a stick?"

She almost never has to loan it out.

Together, we drove it from Oakland, CA to Wilmington, DE during five days in March 2013 via Barstow and Knoxville (I-40). That was a great trip.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 15, 2019 11:10 PM (pNxlR)

334
I'm about gone. Seriously. Been here my whole life, except when I was in the military. It's time to go elsewhere, and I'm working on it. Final plan to be implemented in mere weeks. I have family here, friends. They can come visit me. I'm out.

Anyhoo anyhoo, since no one asked me, I guess this is longer than it should have been. Sorry bout that.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:01 PM (cY3LT)


Always like it when you stop by, BurtTC.

The only time I was ever in St Louis was for a connecting flight.

The airline was TWA. Seriously.


But the descriptions from locals about their environs is one of the great benefits for all Hordians, that I enjoy quite a bit.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2019 11:10 PM (sy5kK)

335

sure they do

You're right. Lincoln still does it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 11:11 PM (+BZ5R)

336 Mr. WDS says it was a hand pass and the Blues got hosed.

And the Rockies lose

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 15, 2019 11:11 PM (c1nDO)

337 Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:01 PM (cY3LT)

I'm sorry the area has gone down hill. Both my parents are from MO, Carrol county, my mother lives there now. Beautiful state with great second amendment rights.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 15, 2019 11:11 PM (Rz2Nc)

338 right Steve, back when I first saw him I thought that was kinda funny



I'm a man without conviction



i'm a man who doesn't know. . .



but he looked like a crossdresser. not the first, of course. but that just always stuck out to me

Posted by: booknlass at May 15, 2019 11:00 PM (xIKXj)


Where's The Dress?
https://youtu.be/KKfnPbaw6qk

Posted by: Moe and Joe at May 15, 2019 11:12 PM (q1Pj5)

339 uess this is longer than it should have been. Sorry bout that.
Posted by: BurtTC at M



you made the mistake of covering everything, including both sides of anything worth arguing over.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:12 PM (MTjB1)

340 NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio to announce he is a candidate for the Democratic nomination for President tomorrow morning

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at May 15, 2019 11:13 PM (e8kgV)

341
Remember when Audis would magically go into Drive?

btw, aren't we way overdue for an Old Florida Man/Woman to mistake the gas pedal for the brake and drive through a storefront and kill a bunch of people?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 11:13 PM (+BZ5R)

342 Oh.....and in St. Louis.....if they ask "where did you go to school?".......they mean high school.

Posted by: Dr. Mallamutt, Physchiatrist For The Media at May 15, 2019 11:13 PM (PD4UQ)

343 Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:01 PM (cY3LT)

Wouldn't be my first choice for a place to live. Im just visiting
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 11:06 PM (saECe)


I'm always curious what this place is like for visitors. I would imagine the Arch is quite a sight, as is that massive river out there. Other than that though, I'm not sure what there is worth seeing here... I guess it really is time for me to go. Sheesh.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:13 PM (cY3LT)

344 You're right. Lincoln still does it.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at M


think every ford does.



you'r definitely right, very nice feature, hate the fob thing that unlocks the door for you.

like it when you have a fob that unlocks the driver side door with a single click and everything with a double click.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:14 PM (MTjB1)

345 Starting a manual.

Parking brake off.

Clutch depressed.

Foot on the brake, pushed in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 11:14 PM (mx70g)

346 Car makers don't even offer it anymore."

Ford.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2019 11:14 PM (6qErC)

347 Anyhoo anyhoo, since no one asked me, I guess this is longer than it should have been. Sorry bout that.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:01 PM (cY3LT)

Do you know where you are relocating to yet?
Posted by: Emmie at May 15, 2019 11:07 PM (4HMW


Basically down to three options. All west. One large city, one small city, and one town in the middle of nowhere. The middle of nowhere is leading the race right now.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:15 PM (cY3LT)

348 Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:13 PM (cY3LT)

Don't leave, I liked your commentary and insights.
There are some museums, etc. the girls want us to go to.

Plus, they all know Dad loves to eat.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 11:15 PM (saECe)

349 My car unlocks the door once I touch the door handle. Locks the same way. Pretty cool feature.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 11:15 PM (pUDQf)

350 you know, you have to question the wisdom of making the main landmark of your city a giant exit.


not sure they thought that though enough.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:16 PM (MTjB1)

351 "333
Our daughter, a millennial, bought herself a '90s Ford Ranger with
manual transmission.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 15, 2019 11:10 PM (pNxlR)"
Good. The future is eventually going to belong to those who can operate more than just a smartphone.
I'm still floored at how many 20-somethings I work with who have never even gotten a license.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 15, 2019 11:16 PM (67XdO)

352 Modern cars don't have emergency brakes anymore. Harder to pull a drift.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 11:10 PM (pUDQf)

Looks at wife's 2018 and my 2018, both have emergency brakes.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 15, 2019 11:16 PM (Rz2Nc)

353 340 NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio to announce he is a candidate for the Democratic nomination for President tomorrow morning


I hope the groundhog shows up.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 15, 2019 11:16 PM (f8dwL)

354 Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:01 PM (cY3LT)


Always like it when you stop by, BurtTC.

The only time I was ever in St Louis was for a connecting flight.

The airline was TWA. Seriously.


But the descriptions from locals about their environs is one of the great benefits for all Hordians, that I enjoy quite a bit.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2019 11:10 PM (sy5kK)


Thank you! That's kind of you to say. It's past my bedtime, really, but I saw the picture up top, so...

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:16 PM (cY3LT)

355 I'm always curious what this place is like for visitors"

They probably run screaming, as they set their pc on fire...

Wait...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2019 11:16 PM (6qErC)

356 Anyone seen RBG around? She was supposed to meet me here so we could go miniature golfing.

Posted by: Zombie FDR at May 15, 2019 11:17 PM (4knXT)

357 I'm still floored at how many 20-somethings I work with who have never even gotten a license.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 15, 2019 11:16 PM (67XdO)

I have a remarkable number of employees in their middle 30s who never got one. It ain't natural.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 11:17 PM (mx70g)

358 uess this is longer than it should have been. Sorry bout that.
Posted by: BurtTC at M



you made the mistake of covering everything, including both sides of anything worth arguing over.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:12 PM (MTjB1)


Damn! Sorry, I'm usually better at starting arguments here.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:17 PM (cY3LT)

359 Do you know where you are relocating to yet?
Posted by: Emmie at May 15, 2019 11:07 PM (4HMW


Basically down to three options. All west. One large city, one small city, and one town in the middle of nowhere. The middle of nowhere is leading the race right now.
Posted by: BurtTC at M




don't go to colorado, they jumped the shark

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:17 PM (MTjB1)

360 My car unlocks when I glare at it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2019 11:17 PM (4knXT)

361 both have emergency brakes."

Hand or button?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2019 11:18 PM (6qErC)

362
With the Keypad, I'll never lock myself out of my Navigator. It's nice to never worry about locking your keys in your car....unless you want to.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 11:18 PM (+BZ5R)

363 Looks at wife's 2018 and my 2018, both have emergency brakes.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 15, 2019 11:16 PM (Rz2Nc


Really? A good old fashioned pull stick?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 11:18 PM (pUDQf)

364 BurtTC: "The middle of nowhere is leading the race right now."

The middle of nowhere doesn't usually stay that way. But, yeah, a reprieve is still a reprieve.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 15, 2019 11:18 PM (6eEQ+)

365 Never been to St. Louis.

Is it nice? I know it makes the most murders per capita city list quite often, so I always assumed it was a POS.

Plus, growing up I thought it must be full of morons if they couldn't figure out a different name for the football team and baseball team. Also, a cardinal is probably the weakest NFL mascot.

Even a Cleveland Brown pile of sh*t is scary than a cardinal.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 15, 2019 11:18 PM (O0FVw)

366 I hope the groundhog shows up.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at M



you mean the one he murdered?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:18 PM (MTjB1)

367
You're right. Lincoln still does it.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 11:11 PM (+BZ5R)


---------

Lincoln? They still make those?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2019 11:19 PM (4knXT)

368 Hand or button?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2019 11:18 PM (6qErC)

You pull the emergency break up, not sure what button would mean. I guess hand.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 15, 2019 11:19 PM (Rz2Nc)

369 My car unlocks when I glare at it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at M


so do you drive a cayman, c class, or bmw?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:20 PM (MTjB1)

370
Lincoln? They still make those?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2019 11:19 PM (4knXT)


I think they sold one to Matthew McConni can't spell your last name.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 11:20 PM (pUDQf)

371 Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:13 PM (cY3LT)

Don't leave, I liked your commentary and insights.
There are some museums, etc. the girls want us to go to.

Plus, they all know Dad loves to eat.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 11:15 PM (saECe)


Hmmm, food... people talk about The Hill, and if you like Italian, you can't go wrong anywhere around there. If you're around Wash U, you are near enough to it. Or Central West End, which has some nice places. U City Loop, all within reach, by car. Don't try to walk anywhere. Just don't.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:20 PM (cY3LT)

372 30 10:40 minute car ride, thats how my day was and yours.
Doing that (plus some) next week. Going 14+ hours to Salisbury, MD for a college graduation. Beyond 10 hours, it all melds together...kind of just go on mental auto pilot....

Posted by: ERF at May 15, 2019 11:20 PM (NxG7K)

373 With the Keypad, I'll never lock myself out of my Navigator"

Ford sells wireless self stick keypads... added one to the old Ranger. Worked great.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2019 11:20 PM (6qErC)

374 350 you know, you have to question the wisdom of making the main landmark of your city a giant exit.


not sure they thought that though enough.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:16 PM (MTjB1)

On the way home I have to pay the State of Illinois $1.90 to leave.

It will be worth every penny, sorry Illinois Morons.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 11:20 PM (saECe)

375 I have a remarkable number of employees in their middle 30s who never got one. It ain't natural.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 11:17 PM (mx70g)


My baby sister's class (2003) was the last in the district to go through driver's training at school. Everyone after had to go to Sears or whatever. Now, that's just an anecdote from one school district, but it doesn't seem to be something schools do any more. Maybe that's got something to do with it.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 15, 2019 11:21 PM (t+qrx)

376 369 My car unlocks when I glare at it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at M


so do you drive a cayman, c class, or bmw?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:20 PM (MTjB1)

Wouldn't that be 'Shout at it in German' rather than glare?

I guess either would work for a French car.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 11:21 PM (mx70g)

377
so do you drive a cayman, c class, or bmw?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:20 PM (MTjB1)

-------

Heh. It is a krautmobile. Sometimes I have to glare and yell "macht schnell!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2019 11:21 PM (4knXT)

378 not sure what button would mean."

Lectric vs mechanical...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2019 11:21 PM (6qErC)

379 Really? A good old fashioned pull stick?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 15, 2019 11:18 PM (pUDQf)

Yes, wife's car is a Mini Cooper s, mine is a Jeep Wrangler Unlimited.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 15, 2019 11:21 PM (Rz2Nc)

380
Is it nice? I know it makes the most murders per capita city list quite often, so I always assumed it was a POS.

Plus, growing up I thought it must be full of morons if they couldn't figure out a different name for the football team and baseball team. Also, a cardinal is probably the weakest NFL mascot.

Even a Cleveland Brown pile of sh*t is scary than a cardinal.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 15, 2019 11:18 PM (O0FVw)


that nest of Cardinals moved to Phoenix. The ball and bat Cardinals are still there, of course.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2019 11:21 PM (sy5kK)

381

CalExit targets: https://tinyurl.com/y5hg5k55

Posted by: Continuously Evolving, Yest Still an Idiot at May 15, 2019 11:21 PM (UFLLM)

382 sorry Illinois Morons.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at M



lol, were they truly morons they would know you were telling the truth and not be offended.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:22 PM (MTjB1)

383 I guess either would work for a French car"

It would just roll over...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 15, 2019 11:22 PM (6qErC)

384 >>>you know, ravioli is more trouble than it is worth.

not the cheese ones

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 15, 2019 11:22 PM (DGS6j)

385 "I'm still floored at how many 20-somethings I work with who have never even gotten a license.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 15, 2019 11:16 PM (67XdO)



I have a remarkable number of employees in their middle 30s who never got one. It ain't natural.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop"

There's a remarkable number on "Live PD" that don't have a license either. But, the problem is, that they are still behind the wheel of a car...
And I'm not kidding. I'd say that at least 60 to 70 percent of the people they pull over do not have a valid license, or insurance.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 15, 2019 11:23 PM (DjIXP)

386 Basically down to three options. All west. One large city, one small city, and one town in the middle of nowhere. The middle of nowhere is leading the race right now.
Posted by: BurtTC at M




don't go to colorado, they jumped the shark

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:17 PM (MTjB1)


Yes. I'm deeply saddened by what has happened there. It's my favorite place on Earth, if it wasn't for the people, I mean.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:23 PM (cY3LT)

387 Hand or button?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at M



someone has been eavesdropping on hillary and weiner's wife having sex.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:24 PM (MTjB1)

388
Ford sells wireless self stick keypads... added one to the old Ranger. Worked great.

Nice. But don't you need wifi locks?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 11:24 PM (+BZ5R)

389 I guess either would work for a French car.
You just wave a white flag in front of a French car.

Posted by: Marine LePen at May 15, 2019 11:24 PM (f8dwL)

390 re: Fried raviolis.

I'm going to go against my Southern heritage and state a blasphemy: Not everything needs to be fried. A brown butter sauce with sage over (boiled) gorgonzola raviolis with some chopped walnuts on top. Frying not necessary.

I've had fried raviolis (but not from St. Louis, so have a go at that). I thought they were meh. As a teen, I probably would have loved fried raviolis. But as adult, not so much.

Posted by: RickZ at May 15, 2019 11:24 PM (Y8PSl)

391 Y5!

And agreed! With polesucker as governor and no voter integrity.......Colorado is gone. Hey but at least "we" live here

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 15, 2019 11:24 PM (c1nDO)

392 you know, ravioli is more trouble than it is worth.

not the cheese ones
Posted by: trapper's girl at M


everyone of them.

get the spiedini instead

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:25 PM (MTjB1)

393 I'm still floored at how many 20-somethings I work with who have never even gotten a license.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 15, 2019 11:16 PM


I was a late bloomer. I got my license 14 days after I hit 16. (Combination of the timing of a vacation and my parent's availability to take me to take the road test.)

Posted by: Chuck C at May 15, 2019 11:25 PM (zCabI)

394 BurtTC: "The middle of nowhere is leading the race right now."

The middle of nowhere doesn't usually stay that way. But, yeah, a reprieve is still a reprieve.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 15, 2019 11:18 PM (6eEQ+)


Well... this particular middle of nowhere doesn't seem to have much risk of that. It's been middle of nowhere for a long time, and isn't getting less nowhereish over the past several decades.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:26 PM (cY3LT)

395 WDS!

you would be the sole reason to suggest someone move there.


you know, co is going to hell, however, WDS is there so

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:26 PM (MTjB1)

396
IIRC, in the old days, diesel trucks used a solenoid for the fuel shut off on the pump. It was normally shut off, and turning the ignition on would energize it and open the fuel. Thus it would turn off by the switch.

Modern diesels used a variety of fancier injection equipment, computer controlled. Some of them, IIRC, use a pressurized rail system, similar to the gas engine injection. It's higher pressure, but no the full 2000psi or higher direct injection pressure.

The injectors are fed off the rail and have a solenoid powered plunger that fires and gives the final high pressure shot. The computer controls that precisely.

And that brings up another funny thing with those who had no experience with diesel and old school fuel injection. If you ran it out of fuel or otherwise got air in the system, it wouldn't work, and would have to be bled.

My father let a buddy borrow one of the smaller tractors one time, and he promptly ran it out of fuel (Dad told him to check it, but he didn't). Well he goes and gets some diesel fuel and puts it in.

He ran the battery down cranking it trying to get it to start. And running the pump dry, which is not too good.

I had to go over there and show him how it was done. Now, first we open up the bleed screw on the filter and let it fill up until it runs out. Now, we wait until the air bubbles are gone and the fuel is flowing smooth.

Now, we bleed the pump manifold. We open up this little screw here, and let all the air bubbles out. Now, we've got the pump inlet manifold flooded.

And it still won't start because we've got air in the high pressure lines, and all it will do is compress without letting the pressure get high enough to open the injector nozzles.

So, we have to crack the lines to every cylinder, crank it until fuel spurts out, then close them. And it may still run a little rough, skipping a bit until we get every last bubble of air out of the system.

"That's ridiculous!", he exclaimed. "That's why we don't want to run them out of fuel", I replied.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 15, 2019 11:27 PM (NMAzL)

397 The real skill peak is to learn to do what Jackie Stewart did, and match RPMs so well when shifting gears that nobody riding in the car with you notices your shifts.


Also good to know this when your clutch is *toast!*

Posted by: JQ at May 15, 2019 11:28 PM (gP/Z3)

398 Posted by: RickZ at May 15, 2019 11:24 PM (Y8PSl)


So chopped nuts on raviolis but not Status Quo?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 11:28 PM (saECe)

399 you know, ravioli is more trouble than it is worth.
--------------------
not the cheese ones
Posted by: trapper's girl at M


everyone of them.

get the spiedini instead
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:25 PM (MTjB1)


Toasted raviolis don't have cheese in them... at least they shouldn't. Some probably do, which is disgusting. The filling is a meat mixture. Done right, it's to die for. The grated cheese on top is almost entirely for show. Doesn't really add much to the experience.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:28 PM (cY3LT)

400 I swear that evacuation map is from my "office". Have to check tomorrow...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at May 15, 2019 11:28 PM (naEeR)

401 Ugh. St Louis pizza is a cracker with ketchup and rubber.

When you're from Kansas City, you know that St Louis isn't even the Midwest.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at May 15, 2019 11:28 PM (BeU6K)

402 you know, ravioli is easier than lasagna, however, not as satisfying. neither is worth the trouble, unless someone else is making them.

someone needs to combine spiedini and lasagna

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:28 PM (MTjB1)

403 396

Publius, I had a girlfriend that needed pretty much the same start up.

Posted by: Continuously Evolving, Yest Still an Idiot at May 15, 2019 11:29 PM (UFLLM)

404 >>> 365 Never been to St. Louis.

Is it nice? I know it makes the most murders per capita city list quite often, so I always assumed it was a POS.

Plus, growing up I thought it must be full of morons if they couldn't figure out a different name for the football team and baseball team. Also, a cardinal is probably the weakest NFL mascot.

Even a Cleveland Brown pile of sh*t is scary than a cardinal.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 15, 2019 11:18 PM (O0FVw)

Stupid owners should have changed the name when they moved, like the Houston Oilers / TN Titans.

You are moving to Phoenix... how about Firebirds? or maybe even something not birdy at all??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2019 11:29 PM (0ReGO)

405 I've had toasted raviolis and they are good.

Posted by: thathalfrican - last night in Beverly Hills at May 15, 2019 11:30 PM (IYHxL)

406 Well... this particular middle of nowhere doesn't
seem to have much risk of that. It's been middle of nowhere for a long
time, and isn't getting less nowhereish over the past several decades.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:26 PM (cY3LT)


Sounds absolutely lovely. Lots of elbow room.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2019 11:30 PM (q1Pj5)

407


Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2019 11:29 PM (0ReGO)

I was in St.Louis with my now wife 8 years or so ago for a wedding. Saw some rough spots but, where we were was all good.Wife even walked to a gas station for booze without incident.

Posted by: thathalfrican - last night in Beverly Hills at May 15, 2019 11:32 PM (IYHxL)

408 402 you know, ravioli is easier than lasagna, however, not as satisfying. neither is worth the trouble, unless someone else is making them.

someone needs to combine spiedini and lasagna
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:28 PM (MTjB1)

Ok, now that is beyond the mark.

Well done lasagna is a thing of wonder.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 11:32 PM (mx70g)

409 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 15, 2019 11:18 PM (O0FVw)

Stupid owners should have changed the name when they moved, like the Houston Oilers / TN Titans.

You are moving to Phoenix... how about Firebirds? or maybe even something not birdy at all??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2019 11:29 PM (0ReGO)


Scorpions would have been a nice touch.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:32 PM (cY3LT)

410 garrett was right, of course...the river was too muddy.

i did get to practice casting lots and it rained alittle, so i was happy.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 15, 2019 11:34 PM (DGS6j)

411 Well done lasagna is a thing of wonder.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 11:32 PM (mx70g)


--------

It was how the Romans defeated Hannibal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2019 11:34 PM (4knXT)

412 Well... this particular middle of nowhere doesn't
seem to have much risk of that. It's been middle of nowhere for a long
time, and isn't getting less nowhereish over the past several decades.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:26 PM (cY3LT)


Sounds absolutely lovely. Lots of elbow room.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 15, 2019 11:30 PM (q1Pj5)


That's the idea. Its northish though, so winter will be a thing. Mountains and open space.

And it's now way past bed time. Later all. Come visit St. Louis any time. Just stay off the roads at rush hour. Please and thank you.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:35 PM (cY3LT)

413 Speaking of food, I had an idea the other day. You ever eaten Taquitos? Rolled up small soft shell tacos you can get frozen ? Well, my idea was to wrap bacon around them and then fry it up in the pan, so by the time the bacon is cooked, the taquito will be thawed out and hot. Bacon wrapped Taquitos!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 15, 2019 11:35 PM (DjIXP)

414 don't go to colorado, they jumped the shark

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:17 PM (MTjB1)


Regretfully, I must concur with Y5.

Although, I live in a conservative small town, which is nice.

Posted by: Emmie at May 15, 2019 11:35 PM (4HMW8)

415 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 15, 2019 11:35 PM (DjIXP)

I like where your head is at.

Posted by: thathalfrican - last night in Beverly Hills at May 15, 2019 11:36 PM (IYHxL)

416 Didn't the kid in the new Star Trek movies get killed because he went to check the mail but didn't put his SUV in park and it crushed him?

I didn't hear.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 11:00 PM (+BZ5R)


The guy who played Chekov. Not even a red shirt.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 15, 2019 11:37 PM (MwFQu)

417 Yeah, I'm like wha?? Can opener. Sauce pan.



Not rocket science.


Unless you're a millennial, in which case you get group applause from the rest of the class if you can figure out how to use one well enough to get the wrong end of a can with a seamless bottom - open.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC35FAJDFpY

Posted by: An Observation at May 15, 2019 11:37 PM (X/BmP)

418 391 Y5!

And agreed! With polesucker as governor and no voter integrity.......Colorado is gone. Hey but at least "we" live here
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 15, 2019 11:24 PM (c1nDO)


Sure you two aren't talking Washington state?


There is Seattle, and the rest of the state. Seattle used to be blue collar when I was a kid. Now it is closer to Communist China. With lots of freshly imported Chinese. Like tens of thousands of them. And a surprising number of them kinda speak Engrish. And they pay out-of-state tuition at the Komunity Korrage, as well as the U of Wash. (triple in-state rates)

Most of them are the lucky ones for getting out, and they are generally aware of that. Many Americans don't know that, for the measly sum of $500,000 cash investment into a business, and a promise to invest that much again at a later date (a real estate investment trust works ok), each Chinese family member gets a Green Card and a smile. So for just $2 million, Ma, Pa, and the two kids are moving into the new condo down the street.

Until a crackdown by Xi last year, it was like the Alaska Gold Rush around here.

You can tell how long they have been here by how close they are to correctly pronouncing words with "L" and "R" in them. Not kidding.

And the multi-generational Chinese, who are second or third generation Americans, mostly live on the Eastside in a suburb of Bellevue, Factoria.

They sound and act as American as anyone, because, well, they are.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2019 11:38 PM (sy5kK)

419 you know, ravioli is more trouble than it is worth.

not the cheese ones
Posted by: trapper's girl at M


everyone of them.

get the spiedini instead
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 15, 2019 11:25 PM (MTjB1)

?

Tells waitress I'll have the ravioli.
What's the soup?
No, I'll have the salad.

Seems real easy to me.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 15, 2019 11:38 PM (Rz2Nc)

420 And it's now way past bed time. Later all. Come visit St. Louis any time. Just stay off the roads at rush hour. Please and thank you.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2019 11:35 PM (cY3LT)

Rush hour traffic in St Louis tonight wasn't any worse than Minneapolis rush hour traffic.

And I suspect any other bigger city.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 11:39 PM (saECe)

421 My school didn't have driver's ed. Everyone took lessons with private driving schools. Then in college I learned others had taken driver's ed in their school and was shocked to find out that was a thing.

I graduated high school in the 90s.

Posted by: Apple at May 15, 2019 11:39 PM (FiUMj)

422 You are moving to Phoenix... how about Firebirds? or maybe even something not birdy at all??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2019 11:29 PM (0ReGO)

Scorpions would have been a nice touch.


.....

Yeah, those are good suggestions.

Phoenix I kind of liked. A very tidy city from what I could tell. I considered moving to Glendale in my youth.

Seemed like it was kind of a Michigan ex-pat city.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 15, 2019 11:39 PM (O0FVw)

423 Off Apple sock

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 15, 2019 11:39 PM (FiUMj)

424 The President of the United States, Donald Trump, granted a full pardon to Conrad Black! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!. Well-deserved! I've never met Conrad Black, but when he owned the Daily Telegraph and Canada's National Post, they were papers worth reading.

Posted by: mrp at May 15, 2019 11:39 PM (Pqytn)

425 " when he owned the Daily Telegraph and Canada's National Post, they were papers worth reading.


Posted by: mrp"

Which is probably why some had a vested interest in trying to destroy him.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 15, 2019 11:42 PM (DjIXP)

426 So chopped nuts on raviolis but not Status Quo?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 11:28 PM (saECe)


Even though I never cared for them much, Duran Duran had a few hits. The Band Which Shall Not Be Named is a hit with . . . you.

So, yeah, sometimes chopped nuts, or even toasted breadcrumbs, go great on raviolis/pasta.

I'm only keeping the TBWSNBN's album so that when the collection gets passed on (kind of an anthropology experiment) and some distant relative gets around to looking at the albums and sees that one and thinks 'Who the fuck are these guys?' After listening to the album they'll say, 'What the fuck was wrong with Uncle Rick?'

Posted by: RickZ at May 15, 2019 11:42 PM (Y8PSl)

427 Rush hour traffic in St Louis tonight wasn't any worse than Minneapolis rush hour traffic.

And I suspect any other bigger city.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 11:39 PM (saECe)

Yes, St. Louis traffic sucks, that started with the casinos. When driving to my mothers we take 370, to 270, to bake to 70. Sometimes we skip St. Louis and go the Hannible route.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 15, 2019 11:42 PM (Rz2Nc)

428 I've also lived here my entire life..about 30 minutes from downtown in rural/suburban Illinois. It is a great area to grow up and raise a family. Sure, like all places it has its issues.

Definitely take in the Arch. The new museum they remodeled is great. I will be volunteering there this summer. The zoo is great (especially since it does not have an entry fee). Go to Anheuser Busch for the brewery tour. The Art Museum is one of the top in the country (and the world). If you were here during the summer, the Muny is a must.

As far as places to eat...McGurks in Soulard, Cunettos on the Hill, Blueberry Hill in U City (where Chuck Berry would stop and play), The Fox and the Hound close to Wash U (if you like drinking yards of beer), and Ted Drewes frozen custard.
Lots more recommendations, but you only have a weekend (I assume)...

Posted by: ERF at May 15, 2019 11:42 PM (NxG7K)

429 >>..the river was too muddy.


Yeah. She blew out completely.

A girl could catch a ton of fish up at georgetown lake right now, though. [Opens Saturday]

Pretty much any #14-18 Bead Headed Nymph about 30-40" off a tiny indicator or #8 Dry Fly will do it.

Every day.

Until sometime in October/November.




Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2019 11:44 PM (ivyea)

430 I was right about the Ravioli, too.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2019 11:45 PM (ivyea)

431 'What the fuck was wrong with Uncle Rick?'
Posted by: RickZ at May 15, 2019 11:42 PM (Y8PSl)


LOL


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 11:46 PM (saECe)

432 430 I was right about the Ravioli, too.

Posted by: garrett at May 15, 2019 11:45 PM (ivyea)

---------

I thought we were pasta that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 15, 2019 11:46 PM (4knXT)

433 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 11:39 PM (saECe)

Did you hear there's a push to eliminate drive-thrus to new construction in Minneapolis?
I'm beginning to loathe this state and the city I was born in. Sad!

Posted by: thathalfrican - last night in Beverly Hills at May 15, 2019 11:46 PM (IYHxL)

434 'What the fuck was wrong with Uncle Rick?'
Posted by: RickZ at May 15, 2019 11:42 PM (Y8PSl)


wear that badge with honor!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2019 11:46 PM (sy5kK)

435 All the best life advice I ever got, I got from Motown songs.

For instance, the best thing in life are free, but you can give 'em to the birds and bees. I need money!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 15, 2019 11:47 PM (miE9U)

436 Since your in ...The Lou.. stop and get good st.louis style pizza at Imos.

Posted by: Mudd at May 15, 2019 11:49 PM (/6Rd1)

437 "In the loo" has a different meaning in the UK...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 15, 2019 11:50 PM (miE9U)

438 Posted by: thathalfrican - last night in Beverly Hills at May 15, 2019 11:46 PM (IYHxL)

No, I hadn't heard that.

Headed to your fair city next weekend.

Baby Mis. Hum. grads.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 11:51 PM (saECe)

439 ERF: You an Edwardsville native? I grew up there.

The zoo is normally ranked 2nd in the US and it's free. The Arch is also worth the trip (just don't joke you have a bomb and are going to hijack the elevator - the staff didn't like it when an ex of mine did that).

And Burt, if you think pork steaks ain't good eating, someone just ain't cookin' them right for you.

Posted by: The Hoser at May 15, 2019 11:52 PM (v3UCk)

440 I'm a ravioli purist. Boiled and sauced. That is all.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at May 15, 2019 10:56 PM (5WpEK)


I know, otherwise they are pirogi or pot stickers.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 15, 2019 11:52 PM (TN7xY)

441 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 11:51 PM (saECe)

Have a safe trip and congrats. Also, as always thanks for the ONT.
One time we should try to link up and grab a drink or something.

Posted by: thathalfrican - last night in Beverly Hills at May 15, 2019 11:53 PM (IYHxL)

442 'When you're from Kansas City, you know that St Louis isn't even the Midwest.'

I heard that. Grew up in KC, MO. Lived in Rolla, MO for six years, now in StL for 30 years. St. Louis is a little snotty mostly because of its French heritage/founding and lots of old money. Seriously, I love it here. Wonderful Midwest values and friendliness with plentiful culture.

Shh. Don't tell anyone from the Left Coast about us. I already see lots of CA plates around town.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at May 15, 2019 11:53 PM (+CiEK)

443 My school didn't have driver's ed. Everyone took
lessons with private driving schools. Then in college I learned others
had taken driver's ed in their school and was shocked to find out that
was a thing.



I graduated high school in the 90s.

Posted by: Apple at May 15, 2019 11:39 PM (FiUMj)


Driver's Ed? I started driving legally at age 14, sunup to either sundown or 6 PM, whichever was earlier. Taught, more or less, by my parents.

Yes, today I'm a mature 29 myself.

Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 15, 2019 11:53 PM (hu22E)

444 441 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 11:51 PM (saECe)

Have a safe trip and congrats. Also, as always thanks for the ONT.
One time we should try to link up and grab a drink or something.

Posted by: thathalfrican - last night in Beverly Hills at May 15, 2019 11:53 PM (IYHxL)


Thanks.

And that would be awesome to meet up.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 11:53 PM (saECe)

445 Keep in mind that most of the Illinois you drove through pretty much is on board with all here. Don't confuse Illinois with the People's Republic of Chicago. That is where your $1.90 went. Best thing that could ever happen is if Cook County fell into Lake Michigan....

Posted by: ERF at May 15, 2019 11:55 PM (NxG7K)

446 I took drivers ed in high school in about 1983, but didn't get much out of it because among other things I knew my parents wouldn't give me any support at home (i.e., they wouldn't let me drive for practice).

When I really got interested in driving, at about the age of 19, I hired a company called Teen Auto Club. They were new and seemed interesting.

Not only did they teach me well, they let me learn in a then brand-new Honda CRV wagon. It was then that I fell in love with Hondas.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 15, 2019 11:55 PM (miE9U)

447 436 Since your in ...The Lou.. stop and get good st.louis style pizza at Imos.
Posted by: Mudd at May 15, 2019 11:49 PM (/6Rd1)


I would have never figured out St Louis as The Lou.

The local knowledge here is the best.


Maybe we could start an on-line Moron University?

Degrees in:

Food preparation
Food history
American music
Automobiles
Pets
Guns
Women in hot dresses
Chess

and other practical and useful subjects.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 15, 2019 11:55 PM (sy5kK)

448 I am really a lucky guy. To expound on all that luck would take all night. That luck is responsible for my continued existence. It could have been snuffed out many times otherwise.
Just one small example today, non life threatening.
I had to go deposit a third party check at the bank and get some things at the drugstore. I completely forgot about the bank and stopped at the drug store, which is about 5 miles away. I did my shopping and got in my car. When I started it up, I got a message from my car that it and my phone were connected via Bluetooth. I was looking for my phone when it struck me...... I had put my phone, my deposit slip and the check on the roof of the car before leaving home, as I had to move a garbage can, and left them there. I jumped out and there was my phone and the deposit slip still on the roof. The check was missing.
I drove home in a panic (had a half gallon of ice cream in the trunk), confessed to my wife and told her to call the check writer. I jumped back in the car, and with little hope, retraced my route to the drug store looking for the check. I found it laying in the middle of the drug store parking lot with a tire track on it.
Hope I never run out.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at May 15, 2019 11:56 PM (xNAv5)

449 The Cardinals were already the Cardinals when they moved to St. Louis from Chicago, so blame Chicago. They deserve it.

Posted by: The Hoser at May 15, 2019 11:56 PM (v3UCk)

450 Hershey is redesigning their chocolate bar for the first time in 125 years to incorporate... the emoji.

Is nothing sacred?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 11:57 PM (mx70g)

451 Shh. Don't tell anyone from the Left Coast about us. I already see lots of CA plates around town.


How do you think we get them to keep going when they get to Arizona?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 15, 2019 11:58 PM (0bu2O)

452 Hoser-Live in Edwardsville now, married into it. Grew up in Marine to the east. (ERF=EvilleRamsFan...had PSLs when they first moved to STL. Had my heart broken twice with Cards move and then the Rams. Haven't watched the NFL since.)

Posted by: ERF at May 16, 2019 12:00 AM (NxG7K)

453 Hershey is redesigning their chocolate bar for the first time in 125 years to incorporate... the emoji.

Is nothing sacred?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 11:57 PM (mx70g)


Being the liberators' WWII candy bar isn't enough. No, far from enough. The candy bar wrapper must have an emoji!

The War On Western Civilization continues apace.

Posted by: RickZ at May 16, 2019 12:00 AM (Y8PSl)

454 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 11:53 PM (saECe)

Obviously you've got priorities next weekend, so, some other time.

email in the nic.



Posted by: thathalfrican - last night in Beverly Hills at May 16, 2019 12:02 AM (IYHxL)

455 452 Hoser-Live in Edwardsville now, married into it. Grew up in Marine to the east. (ERF=EvilleRamsFan...had PSLs when they first moved to STL. Had my heart broken twice with Cards move and then the Rams. Haven't watched the NFL since.)
Posted by: ERF at May 16, 2019 12:00 AM (NxG7K)



I get it. the NBA has been dead to me for 12 years now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg - Sonics fan since the 8th grade at May 16, 2019 12:02 AM (sy5kK)

456 ERF - I grew up near Hamel! Went to EHS and then SIUC and SIUE.I am still a football Cardinals fan. Yes, I am a licensed idiot.

Posted by: The Hoser at May 16, 2019 12:03 AM (v3UCk)

457 Driver's Ed? I started driving legally at age 14, sunup to either sundown or 6 PM, whichever was earlier. Taught, more or less, by my parents.

Yes, today I'm a mature 29 myself.
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie
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Same here. I had to mock up a 'parking space' on our dirt road to practice parallel parking. I used bamboo poles. Had to drive 3 miles to get to the school bus (short) stop.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 12:03 AM (xSo9G)

458 I just saw a headline from MSNBC:

'Fires leave Mexico City clouded by pollution worsened by Global Warming.'

Nice sentence. I am surprised they did not tack on a ', experts say.' at the end.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2019 12:06 AM (mx70g)

459 458 I just saw a headline from MSNBC:

'Fires leave Mexico City clouded by pollution worsened by Global Warming.'

Nice sentence. I am surprised they did not tack on a ', experts say.' at the end.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2019 12:06 AM (mx70g)


- "women and minorities hardest hit".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg - at May 16, 2019 12:07 AM (sy5kK)

460 Goodnight good people!

Dad taught me to drive at 14, that's when he learned, other than farm equipment. But, yes, 14 was the right age.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 16, 2019 12:07 AM (Rz2Nc)

461

"Fires leave Mexico City better off"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2019 12:08 AM (aKsyK)

462 Sure you two aren't talking Washington state?


There is Seattle, and the rest of the state.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

In the opinion of someone who lives in the "rest of the state", that's the understatement of the year Mr Dawg

Posted by: Sock Monkey posing as a hoser at May 16, 2019 12:10 AM (pryUR)

463 Night EB42.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2019 12:12 AM (mx70g)

464
I drove tractors when my legs got long enough to reach the pedals properly. Of course, I was well supervised by my father there at first.

And I drove trucks and stuff around the fields well before the official 15 years or whatever the beginner's permit age was at the time.

I got my license at 16, and didn't bother with the beginner's permit shit. Of course, I flunked the driver's test the first time around. I didn't put both hands on the wheel, and the damned Buford T. didn't like something else I was doing. I turned too soon on a left IIRC, "cutting corners" I believe Buford said.

Pissed me off. I passed it the second time, but that was a different Buford T.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 16, 2019 12:12 AM (NMAzL)

465 Watching the May sumo tournament (weird, I know), the announcers have confirmed Donald Trump is scheduled to be at the final day (May 26th) to watch and give an award. Tournaments are held every odd numbered month, and the winner gets the Emperor's Cup. Apparently, Trump wanted to help give that award to the winner, but that's not the normal protocol. Instead, Trump will create his own award and present that.

The Trump Cup? US Cup? POTUS 45? I hope it's a giant, golden "T".

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 16, 2019 12:15 AM (ujcTy)

466 CommieCommieCommieCommieCommieCommiemelion!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 16, 2019 12:16 AM (e1mEI)

467 Old joke:
Buford T. (to the guy he'd pulled over) - What's your name?

Guy in the truck - Bubba

Buford T. - You got any ID, Bubba?

Bubba - 'Bout what?

Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 16, 2019 12:16 AM (hu22E)

468 416 "... star trek movies..."

[seeking an opening]

1. spock's unpronounceable name was S-chn-T' Gaii Spock son of S-chn-T Gaii Sarek.

2. shatner appears in commercials for the inogen portable oxygen system and says he had a friend who was on oxygen from heavy oxygen tanks. that friend was nimoy, who suffered from copd and needed to be on oxygen the last few years of his life (from years of smoking).

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 16, 2019 12:17 AM (Pg+x7)

469 I've been to St. Louis enough times to know about their stupendous mosquitoes, but not enough times to know about their intriguing raviolis that may well offset the State's insidious insect life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2019 12:17 AM (D1ZYA)

470 Isn't the most useful phrase in St. Louis "Help! Police!"?

Posted by: Bilderback at May 16, 2019 12:17 AM (m8EK1)

471 Hubs works in St Louis every day.

I'm hooked on t-ravs and gooey butter cake.

Posted by: SMH at May 16, 2019 12:18 AM (RU4sa)

472 You have to be able to say it in Luzianne, tho.

Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 16, 2019 12:19 AM (hu22E)

473
I hope it's a giant, golden "T".
Posted by: Grimaldi

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I hope it's a beautiful gold cup overflowing with orange hair.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 16, 2019 12:19 AM (XG6a8)

474 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2019 12:21 AM (miE9U)

475 471 Hubs works in St Louis every day.

I'm hooked on t-ravs and gooey butter cake.
Posted by: SMH at May 16, 2019 12:18 AM (RU4sa)

Tell me moar about this gooey butter cake

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 16, 2019 12:21 AM (saECe)

476 Best thing that could ever happen is if Cook County fell into Lake Michigan....
Posted by: ERF at May 15, 2019 11:55 PM (NxG7K)

cmon man...we drink that water

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 16, 2019 12:21 AM (SxBH1)

477 Night, Steve!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2019 12:22 AM (D1ZYA)

478 Mis Hum,

It's gooey, buttery perfection.

Posted by: SMH at May 16, 2019 12:22 AM (RU4sa)

479
Watching Tucker, he played a clip of the odious Brennan on MSNBC with Nicole Wallace. The bitch is getting that annoying vocal fry crap.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 16, 2019 12:22 AM (NMAzL)

480 Nimoy smoked like a Navajo...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 16, 2019 12:22 AM (CLcKT)

481 Would love to visit St Louis some day, expect I will. Lots of places in the US I have yet to visit, after seeing a lot of the world, esp. the interesting/bad parts.


Once spent 24 hours in KC, about the same in Wichita, for work. Shortest was 6 hours in Lawton OK (Ft Sill), also work of course.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2019 12:23 AM (QDnY+)

482 478 Mis Hum,

It's gooey, buttery perfection.
Posted by: SMH at May 16, 2019 12:22 AM (RU4sa)

Mid-Kid says we are going to have some this week.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 16, 2019 12:23 AM (saECe)

483 one other thing, and at the risk of being shunned, here are the odds for the upcoming pga championship:

tiger woods 8-1
dustin johnson 10-1
brooks koepke 10-1
rory mcilroy 12-1

(and the rest i've never heard of, fine gophers all)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 16, 2019 12:24 AM (Pg+x7)

484 Mid-Kid says we are going to have some this week.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 16, 2019 12:23 AM (saECe)

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I've learned how to whip some up on my own.

Pretty simple, with many variations.

Posted by: SMH at May 16, 2019 12:24 AM (RU4sa)

485 Best thing that could ever happen is if Cook County fell into Lake Michigan....
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Posted by: ERF at May 15, 2019 11:55 PM (NxG7K)

cmon man...we drink that water

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 16, 2019 12:21 AM (SxBH1)


You're complaining?

Posted by: Residents of Flint, Michigan at May 16, 2019 12:24 AM (Y8PSl)

486

You know, the Buford Ts of my youth used to piss off with their spit-shined boots, buzz cuts, chrome shades, and general "I am the law, boy!" attitude.

But I'd take any one of those rednecks any day over the dog shooters we've got today.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 16, 2019 12:26 AM (NMAzL)

487 484 Mid-Kid says we are going to have some this week.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 16, 2019 12:23 AM (saECe)

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I've learned how to whip some up on my own.

Pretty simple, with many variations.
Posted by: SMH at May 16, 2019 12:24 AM (RU4sa)


Send either me or CBD the recipe.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 16, 2019 12:27 AM (saECe)

488 lol Mis Hum

Will do.

Posted by: SMH at May 16, 2019 12:27 AM (RU4sa)

489 SMH, not saying it's an original observation but did you know you're one vowel away from a damn near perfect hash?

Posted by: thathalfrican - last night in Beverly Hills at May 16, 2019 12:30 AM (IYHxL)

490 So cool the Trumpenfuhrer will be taking in sumo. As I mentioned a while back, last visit to Nihon I watched enough sumo during hotel down time to become somewhat familiar with a few of the wrestlers, and basic strategery.


He and Abe are pretty tight. For good reasons. And with the trade battle with China heating up*, that trend will only be reinforced. Also fairly sure Trump i more popular in Japan than conventional measures show. For one thing, that entire country is a victim of MSM distortion even worse than ours (well, have to amend that, in the last few years the US has caught up) - it's like a whole large country with only the NYT, NPR, and AP. Sad!


* note action taken today to blacklist yuuge Chinese wireless telecom company Huaweir, and executive order that will allow (mostly Chinese, in practice) IT and telecom companies owned/connected to foreign adversaries to be excluded from business in the US at the discretion of national security officials of the administration

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2019 12:31 AM (QDnY+)

491 Gooey, buttery perfection sounds good. Paradoxical, I know.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2019 12:33 AM (QDnY+)

492 Bubba - 'Bout what?
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie

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Lewis Grizzard, comedy http://tinyurl.com/lwaqsgq

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 12:33 AM (CDGwz)

493 Hey Y5........you've had my lasagna?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 16, 2019 12:34 AM (c1nDO)

494 TRump lied to my Presdent of Coler and that bothers mee a lot !! Trump yed and Americla died !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (aka: Obamaboro), VT at May 16, 2019 12:36 AM (qM84C)

495 Gooey, buttery perfection sounds good. Paradoxical, I know.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2019 12:33 AM (QDnY+)


No love, man, no love.

Posted by: Gooey, Sticky Cinnamon Buns at May 16, 2019 12:36 AM (Y8PSl)

496 Bubba - 'Bout what?
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie

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Lewis Grizzard, comedy http://tinyurl.com/lwaqsgq
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Should have said F/F to 5:00

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 12:36 AM (xSo9G)

497 Went to Sweetgrass, MT, today to fetch a package. I noticed the flags are at half-mast on the U.S. Customs station. Who died (that would merit that honor)?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2019 12:37 AM (7njPr)

498 >> Who died (that would merit that honor)?

I looked it up. It's for "Peace Officers' Memorial Day".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 16, 2019 12:39 AM (NMAzL)

499 489 SMH, not saying it's an original observation but did you know you're one vowel away from a damn near perfect hash?
Posted by: thathalfrican - last night in Beverly Hills at May 16, 2019 12:30 AM (IYHxL)

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How so?

Besides looking like some Russian collusion.

Posted by: SMH at May 16, 2019 12:39 AM (RU4sa)

500 >> How so?

R U 4 (u)sa.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 16, 2019 12:41 AM (NMAzL)

501 or, ru4 saudi arabia

Posted by: SMH at May 16, 2019 12:41 AM (RU4sa)

502 you know, some girl in malayasia or some place did some internets survey of should she jump off bridge or not.

survey says! - yes 60 / 40 so the dumb bitch jumped.

now the cops are investigating.

my question is, would the guilty people be those that voted her over into the majority for jumping?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 16, 2019 12:42 AM (MTjB1)

503
So cool the Trumpenfuhrer will be taking in sumo.




* note action taken today to blacklist yuuge Chinese wireless telecom company Huaweir, and executive order that will allow (mostly Chinese, in practice) IT and telecom companies owned/connected to foreign adversaries to be excluded from business in the US at the discretion of national security officials of the administration

Posted by: rhomboid

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1 - Trump is sure to be photographed force-feeding fish again, which we can all look forward to.

2 - I hope those with discretion are real hardasses and deny waivers left and right.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 16, 2019 12:43 AM (XG6a8)

504 Every time Clogginstien shows up, I wonder if it's the real Clogginstien... Not that zir is ever consistent or coherent, mind you!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 16, 2019 12:43 AM (CLcKT)

505 my question is, would the guilty people be those that voted her over into the majority for jumping?
Posted by: yankeefifth
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No.

Posted by: Eddie Van Halen at May 16, 2019 12:44 AM (xSo9G)

506 Posted by: SMH at May 16, 2019 12:39 AM (RU4sa)


Ha ha

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 16, 2019 12:46 AM (saECe)

507 you know, some girl in malayasia or some place did some internets survey of should she jump off bridge or not.

survey says! - yes 60 / 40 so the dumb bitch jumped.

now the cops are investigating.

my question is, would the guilty people be those that voted her over into the majority for jumping?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 16, 2019 12:42 AM



This happened in Malaysia, so who knows?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 16, 2019 12:46 AM (CLcKT)

508 Every time Clogginstien shows up, I wonder if it's the real Clogginstien... Not that zir is ever consistent or coherent, mind you!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 16, 2019 12:43 AM (CLcKT)

It's the real Cloggenstein, check the hash.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 16, 2019 12:47 AM (tVQUs)

509 Did you ever have a car that wasn't synchronized in first gear?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 15, 2019 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

Yep. '54 Morris Minor, '60 VW Beetle, and any number of Studebakers with the 3-speed transmission. Hell, I still have a truck or two with no synchronized gears at all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2019 12:47 AM (7njPr)

510 I'll send you mom's gooey butter cake, Snicker doodle, and St. Louis style peanut coffee cake recipes...maybe we should do a St. Louis food thread?

Posted by: ERF at May 16, 2019 12:48 AM (NxG7K)

511 Snicker-doodles, done well, are also a thing of wonder.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2019 12:49 AM (mx70g)

512 Huawei, not "Huaweir" - though Mandarin accents in English usually have extra "r" sounds at the end of words.


And Huawei and 30 affiliates were already blacklisted, today, for certain kinds of business, which some say will effectively mean most kinds of business.


The heathen Chineeeee better be using some their storied "long game strategery" in assessing this wrestling match with the Trumpenfuhrer. Investment/supply chain decisions are unsentimental, and if China is becoming a problematic base of operations ..... business will move elsewhere (already is/was, for various reasons).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2019 12:49 AM (QDnY+)

513 Posted by: ERF at May 16, 2019 12:48 AM (NxG7K)


Thanks

Petmorons at the gmail thing


Not sure but it sounds like an art museum is on the agenda for tomorrow
Tour of Washington U
Lunch on The Hill

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 16, 2019 12:50 AM (saECe)

514

Consumer Cellular used to have a Huawei smart phone but don't see one listed there now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2019 12:51 AM (aKsyK)

515 Lewis Grizzard, comedy http://tinyurl.com/lwaqsgq

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 12:33 AM (CDGwz)


Why am I not surprised? He had a great story, too, about a gal driving her dad's new pocket rocket and getting pulled over by the dog-catcher. Can't remember the punch line, which I think was delivered by her brother or boyfriend.

Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 16, 2019 12:51 AM (hu22E)

516 you know, you have to wonder what this bog is coming to when someone visits another town and neither asks nor is offered the name of the best brothel and whores.

like aliens took this blog over or something.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 16, 2019 12:52 AM (MTjB1)

517 It's the real Cloggenstein, check the hash.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 16, 2019 12:47 AM



I only know a few hashes, mostly the most notorious sock monkeys... I've never noted Clogginstien's and xe's been socked by regulars many times, with varying success...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 16, 2019 12:52 AM (CLcKT)

518 Online petition to make HBO redo Season 8 of Game of Thrones- this time with competent writers.

Hah! I find that amusing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2019 12:53 AM (mx70g)

519
Spock and Kirk didn't speak for the last years of Nimoy's life. Kirk was asked what happened and said he had no idea why Spock wouldn't speak to him.

Here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMsqauDdY8k

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 16, 2019 12:53 AM (GDbTQ)

520 Ok, question for the Horde: when you park a manual, do you leave it in gear?

My parents taught me to drive stick and they always leave it in gear, but for some reason I always leave it out of gear and use the parking brake.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 10:41 PM (mx70g)

Good practice to leave a manual transmission in reverse when parking, to back up the parking brake. Reverse normally offers a bit more resistance to rolling than does first gear, and should you have a car with overdrive, first gear offers zero resistance to rolling forward if the overdrive handle is pushed in. Reverse locks out the overdrive, obviating that issue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2019 12:54 AM (7njPr)

521 I don't think there is a "real" Cloggenstein. Have never seen a comment that wasn't clearly a spoof.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2019 12:54 AM (QDnY+)

522
Watching Tucker, he played a clip of the odious Brennan on MSNBC with Nicole Wallace. The bitch is getting that annoying vocal fry crap.
Posted by: publius

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She's getting a little hysterical. Voice cracking in the upper range as she yells "WHYYYY?" God knows how it will sound when certain shoes start dropping.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 16, 2019 12:54 AM (XG6a8)

523 you know, the best thing the could do is fire the thrones women writers.
nothing the shoe requires understanding how women would feel in the show and even if it did, no one would really want to know anyway.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 16, 2019 12:55 AM (MTjB1)

524
Consumer Cellular used to have a Huawei smart phone but don't see one listed there now.


Heh. Remember a few years ago I ranted about how only old people use that shit and you said Hey STFU I Use That Shit?


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 16, 2019 12:55 AM (GDbTQ)

525 The latest reincarnation of Cloggenstein has a spelling problem that the old Mary didn't have. I remember first seeing her about what, 10-11 years ago?

But maybe it's just dementia.

Anyhow, I've always though Mary was a sock, myself.

Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 16, 2019 12:56 AM (hu22E)

526
you have to wonder what this bog is coming to --

Posted by: yankeefifth

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And there's your answer.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 16, 2019 12:56 AM (XG6a8)

527 And there's your answer.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at M



more likely and more sadly that is the answer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 16, 2019 12:57 AM (MTjB1)

528 GOT 2, Electric Bugaloo!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 16, 2019 12:58 AM (CLcKT)

529 GOT 2, Electric Bugaloo!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at M



should be barreled for that

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 16, 2019 12:58 AM (MTjB1)

530 But then again, I live in a pretty flat area. If I had to park on a hill, I'd probably leave it in gear plus use the parking brake.
Posted by: rickl at May 15, 2019 10:46 PM (sdi6R)

You used to have to curb your tires, too, to pass the driving test. If parking on a hill with a curb, turn the wheel so the front tire will roll up to the curb and (hopefully) stop if the car starts to roll downhill. So, wheels cramped to the right on a downgrade, and to the left on an upgrade. If no curb exists, turn the wheels so the car will roll away from the road, if it should roll. So wheels to the right, be it up hill or down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2019 01:00 AM (7njPr)

531 Anyhow, I've always though Mary was a sock, myself.

Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 16, 2019 12:56 AM



A misspelt nic, "Cloggenstein", e.g., is the tell usually...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 16, 2019 01:00 AM (CLcKT)

532 So Y5 what's the best whore house you've been to and when?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 16, 2019 01:00 AM (saECe)

533 how sensitive are most morons to the amount of ammunition in their favorite toy? sure you know the difference between full mag and empty but do you know / feel the difference between empty and half or empty and single round?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 16, 2019 01:01 AM (MTjB1)

534 I have never used a parking/emergency brake on an automatic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 15, 2019 10:47 PM (mx70g)

You really should apply it from time to time just to keep the cables free.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2019 01:02 AM (7njPr)

535
The third and final Mini AOC vid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZdFtdXUODc

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 16, 2019 01:02 AM (GDbTQ)

536 Know who you never mistook for a sock?

Machines for sale, that's who.

I think I saw a couple of people try -- once -- to copy that style.
No dice. That material was out in Ezra Pound territory.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 16, 2019 01:02 AM (8ZmvG)

537
more likely and more sadly that is the answer.
Posted by: yankeefifth

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Sorry I don't know about the best brothel and whores, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 16, 2019 01:03 AM (XG6a8)

538 So Y5 what's the best whore house you've been to and when?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at M


never been to one that was worth noting as something less than terrible. was very long time ago. stayed somewhere around 5 mins and left.

you know, they are not as glamorous as news footage of swat raids would have you believe. when we left everyone wanted to go somewhere clean and safe like a stripper club.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 16, 2019 01:03 AM (MTjB1)

539 508 Every time Clogginstien shows up, I wonder if it's the real Clogginstien... Not that zir is ever consistent or coherent, mind you!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 16, 2019 12:43 AM (CLcKT)

It's the real Cloggenstein, check the hash.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 16, 2019 12:47 AM

I used to check my hash all the time, but now that it's legal, I don't worry about it as much.

Posted by: Joe Rogan at May 16, 2019 01:04 AM (ujcTy)

540 I'll have you people know that Dr. Cloggenstien has an honorary Ph.D. in Birkenstock Studies from Burlington College!

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at May 16, 2019 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)

541 I've not wasted one minute of my life on the Game of Thrones... Except, I did watch the Red Wedding clip on Eeewwwtoob once... But I've seen enough headlines and commentary on the show, it feels like I've watched it!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 16, 2019 01:06 AM (CLcKT)

542 Sorry I don't know about the best brothel and whores, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at M



when someone asks about whores and brothels and gets spellchecked you have to wonder what has happened to the hive of scum and villainy that should be the hq.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 16, 2019 01:06 AM (MTjB1)

543 Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at May 16, 2019 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)

Which one of you is Mrs Bernie?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 16, 2019 01:06 AM (saECe)

544 Latom, Miklos...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 16, 2019 01:07 AM (CLcKT)

545 They make cars now, Lexus and perhaps others, that, get this, Hold the car still when you stop and let off the brake pedal.

So if you're in traffic you don't have to sit there with your foot on the brake pedal. Neat.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 15, 2019 10:52 PM (+BZ5R)

It's called a Hill Holder. Had it in my '51 Studebaker. They offered it for years and years, even on 4-speed cars. Even put a special one (called anti-creep) in their automatics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2019 01:07 AM (7njPr)

546 Can't think of a single gun where I can tell the difference, as a mag empties (or as cylinder of rounds is used up). I would think that would only be possible in those small alloy handguns - otherwise, the weight of the platform blots out the marginal weight changes from the ammo being used up.


Have only had standard (16 round) mags for the XD for a short time, I probably can tell no mag or ammo vs. loaded standard mag, if I stop to think about it.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2019 01:07 AM (QDnY+)

547 orry I don't know about the best brothel and whores, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at M




when you say "last night" do you mean the whole night or few hours?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 16, 2019 01:07 AM (MTjB1)

548 "A misspelt nic, "Cloggenstein", e.g., is the tell usually..."
I think the above was the original spelling, but I'm often wrong.

Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at May 16, 2019 01:08 AM (hu22E)

549 Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2019 01:07 AM (QDnY+)

So you're not a Hollywood script writer?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 16, 2019 01:09 AM (saECe)

550 Every now and again, just listen to something pretty:

https://youtu.be/u9sq3ME0JHQ

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2019 01:10 AM (5aX2M)

551 Ms. Jane Sanders is a very committed lady! She empathizes with the plight of undocumented peoples, and offers them work doing the extensive groundskeeping, cooking, cleaning and laundry at her various estates!

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at May 16, 2019 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)

552
It's called a Hill Holder. Had it in my '51 Studebaker. They offered it
for years and years, even on 4-speed cars. Even put a special one
(called anti-creep) in their automatics.


Okay, name the automobile that first had swivel headlamps, i.e., headlights that would turn in the direction of the front wheels! Lexus does it, but they weren't the first.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 16, 2019 01:10 AM (GDbTQ)

553 Basz meg

Posted by: NOT MIKLOS at May 16, 2019 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

554 MisHum - the noticeable weight change in the gun is part of "entertainment" scripts? Admittedly I consume close to zero contemporary pop culture crap, but familiar with 27-shot revolvers and the like from Hollywood history - is there something now where characters can sense differences in their mag loads?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2019 01:11 AM (QDnY+)

555
when you say "last night" do you mean the whole night or few hours?
Posted by: yankeefifth

======

Well, it doesn't make any difference considering I only sleep a few hours a night.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 16, 2019 01:12 AM (XG6a8)

556 Okay, name the automobile that first had swivel headlamps, i.e.,
headlights that would turn in the direction of the front wheels! Lexus
does it, but they weren't the first.


Was it Tucker? I ask because I don't know.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 16, 2019 01:13 AM (0bu2O)

557
Yeah, the Tucker. That's what I heard, anyway.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 16, 2019 01:14 AM (GDbTQ)

558 One thing that's easy to tell - an ammo can full of 9mikemike and .22, vs. same can loaded with 3O-O6, 54R, and 45ACP. Latter configuration weighs a crap-ton. One begins to ponder the challenge that ammo handling was in Dubya Dubya Two.


Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2019 01:14 AM (QDnY+)

559
Oh wait.

Maybe it was the Edsel?
Damn, now I forget. Senile.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 16, 2019 01:14 AM (GDbTQ)

560
Tucker or Edsel.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 16, 2019 01:15 AM (GDbTQ)

561 Well, it doesn't make any difference considering I only sleep a few hours a night.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at M




Posted by: yankeefifth at May 16, 2019 01:15 AM (MTjB1)

562 560th!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2019 01:15 AM (Ct55T)

563 dammit...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2019 01:15 AM (Ct55T)

564 For instance, range duty day is manana, ammo can is packed with 30-06, 54R, 45ACP, 45 Colt. Weighed a ton taking it out to the car.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2019 01:16 AM (QDnY+)

565 There was once a car with three headlights - the middle one swivelled with the steering wheel, IIRC... Don't remember what the mark was...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 16, 2019 01:18 AM (CLcKT)

566 565 There was once a car with three headlights - the middle one swivelled with the steering wheel, IIRC... Don't remember what the mark was...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 16, 2019 01:18 AM (CLcKT)

Sounds Packard-ey

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2019 01:19 AM (Ct55T)

567 you guys cannot tell the difference between a loaded handgun and unloaded handgun by weight?

not sure I could tell you how many rounds but the weight of fully loaded vs empty is easy even the balance is different when you pick it up.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 16, 2019 01:20 AM (MTjB1)

568 tucker, yeesh, they made a movie about the guy

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 16, 2019 01:21 AM (MTjB1)

569 Posted by: rhomboid at May 16, 2019 01:11 AM (QDnY+)


Yes, not too long ago I was channel surfing. Some action type show or movie had the character make the claim he could tell the gun was empty.

Sure

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 16, 2019 01:21 AM (saECe)

570
Okay, Lindsey Graham is definitely doing something right.

https://youtu.be/KQ07B_UFb1Q

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 16, 2019 01:21 AM (XG6a8)

571 If you can't count the individual flakes of gunpowder in each bullet in the magazine just by looking at a gun, you're obviously some kind of twink. Might as well go lick a donut or two.

Seriously.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2019 01:22 AM (Ct55T)

572 Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2019 01:22 AM (Ct55T)

Can I sub apple fritters for the donuts?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 16, 2019 01:24 AM (saECe)

573 There was once a car with three headlights - the middle one swivelled with the steering wheel, IIRC... Don't remember what the mark was...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
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Tucker Torpedo, maybe?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 01:24 AM (CDGwz)

574 Can I sub apple fritters for the donuts?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 16, 2019 01:24 AM (saECe)

Yes


But you're still a twink


(hehehehe)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2019 01:24 AM (Ct55T)

575 I've never kept an unloaded gun. I'm sure I'd notice immediately, if I picked one up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 16, 2019 01:25 AM (5aX2M)

576 I'd read that William Barr ran into SanFranNan today at memorial ceremony and he asked her if she brought her handcuffs with her! Then, she threatened to sic the Sergeant-At-Arms on him...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 16, 2019 01:25 AM (CLcKT)

577
There was once a car with three headlights - the middle one swivelled with the steering wheel, IIRC... Don't remember what the mark was...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto

=====

And it was called Blinkie.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 16, 2019 01:26 AM (XG6a8)

578 Tucker or Edsel.

Tucker was 48, Edsel was 58. Tucker FTW.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 16, 2019 01:28 AM (0bu2O)

579 the first time I ever came across the loaded / unloaded thing was in Clancy's executive orders. there was an iranian sleeper fbi agent that was supposed to shoot the pres. when he took his gun off they either took the bullets out or more likely loaded them with fake bullets. there was some discussion in the book as to whether or not he would notice the weight difference.

you would think a third of a pound difference in a 1.5 to 2 .0 pound gun would be noticeable.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 16, 2019 01:28 AM (MTjB1)

580 578 Tucker or Edsel.

Tucker was 48, Edsel was 58. Tucker FTW.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 16, 2019 01:28 AM (0bu2O)

Edsel's a pimp....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2019 01:29 AM (Ct55T)

581 I have parked, or tried to park, on packed snow/icy hills where the brakes would hold, but not the parking brake, because only two wheels are providing traction in that situation.

The situation would be worse using 'Park'. Only one wheel is doing the holding.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 01:29 AM (xSo9G)

582 I looked it up. It's for "Peace Officers' Memorial Day".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 16, 2019 12:39 AM (NMAzL)

Fair enough. That is legit. Thank you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2019 01:30 AM (7njPr)

583 you would think a third of a pound difference in a 1.5 to 2 .0 pound gun would be noticeable.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 16, 2019 01:28 AM (MTjB1)

In that kinda scenario, adrenaline-induced dopeyness is not to be discounted.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2019 01:30 AM (Ct55T)

584 Birkenstocks with the Rosewood and Ivory inlays are killing the planet.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 16, 2019 01:30 AM (RuIsu)

585 There was once a car with three headlights...
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I'll bet Muldoon could do something with that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 01:31 AM (xSo9G)

586 The primary whorehouse in any given State is at the State Capital.

And in the major cities, why, just swing by City Hall. It'll be fulla whores of every description.

You'll just have to adjust to seeing your skanks wearing sharply tailored expensive suits, vs. Daisy Dukes n' fishnet.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2019 01:31 AM (QzJWU)

587 The situation would be worse using 'Park'. Only one wheel is doing the holding.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 01:29 AM (xSo9G)

heh.

Automatic Transmissions.

How droll.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2019 01:31 AM (Ct55T)

588 Consumer Cellular used to have a Huawei smart phone but don't see one listed there now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2019 12:51 AM (aKsyK)

They are pushing Huawei phones like crazy in Canada, and Huawei is a sponsor for Hockey Night in Canada. Fuckers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2019 01:32 AM (7njPr)

589 In the deep dark recesses of my mind, I seem to recall that Ford bought 3 speed manual transmissions from Pontiac in '65 in order to have a synchro 1st gear.

I'm assuming that there was something about the Borg Warner or Muncie 3 speeds made for Pontiac that were appropriate for Ford.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 01:33 AM (xSo9G)

590 The headlight in the middle
was affixed with a clever swivel.
It went left and right
all through the night
but it didn't matter because some dickhead deer jumped out from freakin' nowhere and landed on your damn fender and now you got a half-dead deer and a busted fender and you're gonna hafta figure out some way to play this off in front of the girl you were giving a ride home and totally trying to impress so good luck with that dickhead

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2019 01:36 AM (Ct55T)

591 Too fun this post, love it.

Posted by: Summer of Love at May 16, 2019 01:36 AM (FJrl0)

592 There once was a car with seats they called buckets...


That's all I've got so far!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 16, 2019 01:36 AM (CLcKT)

593 Automatic Transmissions.

How droll.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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I agree. I'm having a hell of a time trying to find a mid-sized PU truck with a V-6, extended cab, and manual trans.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 01:36 AM (xSo9G)

594 556 Okay, name the automobile that first had swivel headlamps, i.e.,
headlights that would turn in the direction of the front wheels! Lexus
does it, but they weren't the first.

Was it Tucker? I ask because I don't know.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 16, 2019 01:13 AM (0bu2O)

For some reason I thought it was Cord or Auburn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2019 01:36 AM (mx70g)

595 The headlight in the middle
was affixed with a clever swivel.
It went left and right
all through the night
but it didn't matter because some dickhead deer jumped out from freakin' nowhere and landed on your damn fender and now you got a half-dead deer and a busted fender and you're gonna hafta figure out some way to play this off in front of the girl you were giving a ride home and totally trying to impress so good luck with that dickhead
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Yeah, I think there is something odd about the meter there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 01:37 AM (xSo9G)

596 watching the Chernobyl series. at the 50 minute mark.
no fucking words

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 16, 2019 01:38 AM (ykYG2)

597 Okay, name the automobile that first had swivel headlamps, i.e., headlights that would turn in the direction of the front wheels! Lexus does it, but they weren't the first.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 16, 2019 01:10 AM (GDbTQ)

Tucker had that, and maybe Citroen in France. Don't think they were legal in North America, back in the day.

It's not as good an idea as it sounds, by the way, because the car doesn't necessarily go exactly in the direction the wheels are pointed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2019 01:38 AM (7njPr)

598 I agree. I'm having a hell of a time trying to find a mid-sized PU truck with a V-6, extended cab, and manual trans.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 01:36 AM (xSo9G)

Buy an '03 Tundra.

Buy a junkyard S-10 with a manual transmission

Buy a crapload of spare parts and widgets

Spend three months of your life cramming all that shit into one FrankenTruck

Problem solved.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2019 01:39 AM (Ct55T)

599 Wait, or was the supercharger the first for the Cord?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2019 01:40 AM (mx70g)

600 Yeah, I think there is something odd about the meter there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 01:37 AM (xSo9G)

Awwww.

was it that noticeable?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2019 01:40 AM (Ct55T)

601 It's not as good an idea as it sounds, by the way, because the car doesn't necessarily go exactly in the direction the wheels are pointed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The headlight aiming AI module will take care of that. Although, come to think of it, self driving cars may not need headlights at all.

It's gonna be swell.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 01:40 AM (xSo9G)

602 Good practice to leave a manual transmission in reverse when parking, to back up the parking brake. Reverse normally offers a bit more resistance to rolling than does first gear, and should you have a car with overdrive, first gear offers zero resistance to rolling forward if the overdrive handle is pushed in. Reverse locks out the overdrive, obviating that issue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2019 12:54 AM (7njPr)
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this.

ALWAYS leave a manual tranny in gear when parking it. if it's an optional 4WD, add that too.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2019 01:42 AM (MasTK)

603 Spend three months of your life cramming all that shit into one FrankenTruck

flunk the smog test and start all over... lather, rinse, repeat.

Problem solved.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2019 01:39 AM (Ct55T)
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FTFY!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2019 01:43 AM (MasTK)

604 I'm assuming that there was something about the Borg Warner or Muncie 3 speeds made for Pontiac that were appropriate for Ford.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 01:33 AM (xSo9G)

Little-known fact: Ford offered a 4-speed column-shift transmission in their Falcon Econoline van. Transmission was called "Dagenham" and made in that city in England. Transmission was quite stout; the same could not be said for the column shift linkage. I had one, and liked it right well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2019 01:44 AM (7njPr)

605 The City Museum in St Louis is a blast... lots of fun and weird stuff to explore. They even serve adult beverages on the premises! Seems like a very Moron friendly kind of place.... any chance of having a MoMe there?

Posted by: Secret Square at May 16, 2019 01:45 AM (9WuX0)

606 ALWAYS leave a manual tranny in gear when parking it. if it's an optional 4WD, add that too.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2019 01:42 AM (MasTK)

I've never used the transfer case when parking, but i do always park in "R"


But, now that the topic of manual transmissions has come up...

who here has ever tried to shift into 6th gear with a 5 speed transmission?

*raises hand*

*still remembers that unholy sound*

...

*not so much a grind as an unholy banshee shriek from the more unfashionable corners of the 9th circle of the Inferno*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2019 01:45 AM (Ct55T)

607 For some reason I thought it was Cord or Auburn.

Made me go do research. It was the Upton touring car in 1905.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 16, 2019 01:46 AM (0bu2O)

608 I agree. I'm having a hell of a time trying to find a mid-sized PU truck with a V-6, extended cab, and manual trans.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 01:36 AM (xSo9G)

There should be a Nissan available with that setup. Nissan King Cab. And their 4-cylinder engine is pretty respectable, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2019 01:46 AM (7njPr)

609 605 The City Museum in St Louis is a blast... lots of fun and weird stuff to explore. They even serve adult beverages on the premises! Seems like a very Moron friendly kind of place.... any chance of having a MoMe there?
Posted by: Secret Square at May 16, 2019 01:45 AM (9WuX0)

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Went there with the g-babies last year.

Very fun place.

Posted by: SMH at May 16, 2019 01:51 AM (RU4sa)

610
There should be a Nissan available with that setup. Nissan King Cab. And their 4-cylinder engine is pretty respectable, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Yeah, there are a boatload of 2.5L 4's out there, also a boatload of crew-cab V6's with auto. But no luck on a extended cab V6 manual.

This one looked interesting, even though crew cab...until I looked at the interior pictures. In all the specs, it says 'Manual Transmission', but the pictures tell a different story.

http://tinyurl.com/y33auyag

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 01:51 AM (CDGwz)

611 The Upton Touring Car

https://tinyurl.com/y5sjtgy7

Best Car for the Money! $2500. In 1905.

But hey, 37.4 MPG according to the advert.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2019 01:52 AM (mx70g)

612 This one looked interesting, even though crew cab...until I looked at the interior pictures. In all the specs, it says 'Manual Transmission', but the pictures tell a different story.

http://tinyurl.com/y33auyag
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 01:51 AM (CDGwz)

Maybe the pics are not of the same truck? Somebody got sloppy composing the ad? Pics did not load for me.

What about looking out of area? If you are planning on spending 10+ grand for a truck, getting the exact one you want in, say, Dallas, might make a plane trip plus drive home worthwhile.

I bought my late '96 Diesel Suburban in Portland, Oregon, and did a fly/drive to get there, and it was absolutely worth it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2019 01:58 AM (7njPr)

613 ...The Upton Touring Car

https://tinyurl.com/y5sjtgy7

Best Car for the Money! $2500. In 1905.

But hey, 37.4 MPG according to the advert.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2019 01:52 AM (mx70g)





The Upton Touring Car was renowned for it's enormous headlights.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2019 01:58 AM (QzJWU)

614 The Upton Touring Car was renowned for it's enormous headlights.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2019 01:58 AM (QzJWU)

Silver Dollar Headlights.

*nudge, nudge*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 16, 2019 02:00 AM (mx70g)

615 Silver Dollar Headlights.



Teh Horde. Come for the boob jokes, stay for the boob jokes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 16, 2019 02:01 AM (0bu2O)

616 The Upton Touring Car was renowned for it's enormous headlights.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2019 01:58 AM (QzJWU)

HEADLIGHTS = ELBOWS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at May 16, 2019 02:01 AM (Ct55T)

617 What about looking out of area? If you are planning on spending 10+ grand for a truck, getting the exact one you want in, say, Dallas, might make a plane trip plus drive home worthwhile.
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At that point I get pickier, I'd also like it to be white. I've pretty much done a nationwide search, with no luck, at least not for something with less than 100K miles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 02:01 AM (xSo9G)

618 There's one in Houston for $11 thousand:

https://www.cargurus.com/ Cars/lp/search-Nissan-Frontier-manual-sc2_d240

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2019 02:03 AM (7njPr)

619 There's one in Houston for $11 thousand:

https://www.cargurus.com/ Cars/lp/search-Nissan-Frontier-manual-sc2_d240
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Link is funny...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 02:08 AM (xSo9G)

620 Ah... the space. Got it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 02:09 AM (xSo9G)

621 does anyone still make a true manual transmission sports car for sale here in the US?

HRH isn't happy with the shift flippers on her SLC, and may be done with driving MB, if they don't have a real stick option next time.

but is Porsche any better these days?

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2019 02:09 AM (MasTK)

622 https://www.cargurus.com/ Cars/lp/search-Nissan-Frontier-manual-sc2_d240
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Link is funny...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 02:08 AM (xSo9G)

620 Ah... the space. Got it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Well, that did not take me to a specific truck. At any rate, I have used their search, and could not find my picky choice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 02:15 AM (xSo9G)

623 Waaaaay late here. I'm out. Send me your tired, your huddled masses, your mid-sized extended cab V6 manual trannys.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 02:17 AM (xSo9G)

624 Well, that did not take me to a specific truck. At any rate, I have used their search, and could not find my picky choice.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2019 02:15 AM (xSo9G)

Fifth one down the page. White, alloy wheels, 69551 miles, $11750.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2019 02:18 AM (7njPr)

625 There was a movie about the car.
It was called "Tucker".
Not a big hit.
But I am in it.
Better be quick with that pause button...

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 16, 2019 02:39 AM (w7KSn)

626 625 There was a movie about the car.
It was called "Tucker".
Not a big hit.
But I am in it.
Better be quick with that pause button...
Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 16, 2019 02:39 AM (w7KSn)

Cool.

Posted by: m at May 16, 2019 02:45 AM (ZfNws)

627 621 does anyone still make a true manual transmission sports car for sale here in the US?

HRH isn't happy with the shift flippers on her SLC, and may be done with driving MB, if they don't have a real stick option next time.

but is Porsche any better these days?
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2019 02:09 AM (MasTK

Subaru WRX still has the old school stick shift

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 16, 2019 02:46 AM (SxBH1)

628 I think i saw that movie....
Jeff Bridges was lead actor in it, maybe?

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 16, 2019 02:48 AM (bv2tK)

629 Well, I am going to go to bed. Been a long day. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2019 02:48 AM (7njPr)

630 Unusually dark here..hmmm...power is out!

Better check if paid bill....brb

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 16, 2019 02:51 AM (bv2tK)

631 Yeah, there is a band scene.
I remember I had to get my hair cut to get the gig.
No problem.
They had a barber right there.

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 16, 2019 02:54 AM (w7KSn)

632 Yes, yes I did.

Turns out there are abt 1800 customers out and "crew has been deployed and currently working on the situation"

Gotta say, the power co. in this area is pretty awesome.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 16, 2019 02:57 AM (bv2tK)

633 >>Yeah, there is a band scene.
I remember I had to get my hair cut to get the gig.
No problem.
They had a barber right there.
Posted by: navybrat

That's cool

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 16, 2019 02:58 AM (bv2tK)

634 The only thing that would have been better than this ONT is no ONT. Well, the Batman graphic wasn't too bad.

Posted by: Born Free at May 16, 2019 02:59 AM (t1Fb7)

635 The cats don't care that power is out.

You are awake? What's taking you so long?
FEED US!

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 16, 2019 03:03 AM (bv2tK)

636 The 0300 troll has appeared.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 16, 2019 03:08 AM (HCqAo)

637 >>The 0300 troll has appeared.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 16, 2019 03:08 AM (HCqAo)


It's noon somewhere...

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 16, 2019 03:14 AM (bv2tK)

638 637: I think it's a computer program that executes at 0300.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 16, 2019 03:16 AM (HCqAo)

639 Power company estimated time of restoration: 4 a.m.

Looks like the morning coffee is not going to happen

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 16, 2019 03:27 AM (bv2tK)

640 639 Power company estimated time of restoration: 4 a.m.

Looks like the morning coffee is not going to happen
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 16, 2019 03:27 AM (bv2tK)

Good time for iced instant coffee? Anything but lukewarm!

Posted by: m at May 16, 2019 03:31 AM (ZfNws)

641 >>Good time for iced instant coffee? Anything but lukewarm!
Posted by: m at May 16, 2019 03:31 AM (ZfNws)

No instant coffee in the house.

In the summer I make a pot of coffee and put it in fridge for the next day to drink cold/iced.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 16, 2019 03:35 AM (bv2tK)

642 Good thing I charged my phone, and it has a flashlight, cuz I my flashlight isn't where it's supposed to be....gonna have to get the one from truck. brb

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 16, 2019 03:40 AM (bv2tK)

643 Even though I have a flashlight in my hand, I walk back into house and what's the 1st thing I do?
....flip the light switch on!

*sigh

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 16, 2019 03:53 AM (bv2tK)

644 i'm for bed: long day tomorrow.

first healthcare, then local politics.

AND it's supposed to rain too.

which is bullshit: this is Southern #Failifornia.

it NEVER rains here mid-May.

fing Communists!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2019 03:54 AM (MasTK)

645 'Nite, redc1c4.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 16, 2019 03:59 AM (bv2tK)

646 Woohoo! Power's back on!

Thank goodness- thought i would have to grab coffee from McDs.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 16, 2019 04:24 AM (/00Dg)

647 Yay! The emotional four year old has returned. Good weekend for me.

Good night for now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 16, 2019 04:25 AM (0bu2O)

648 Had horrible night, seemed like I was awake more than sleeping.
But moving now.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2019 04:32 AM (BbGew)

649 donsurber.blogspot.com/biden is red chinas boy
http://tinyurl.com/y3oq9njy

So the Swamp FBI/ CIA/ DOJ start a investigation on Biden/ China collusion right away, right?

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2019 04:35 AM (BbGew)

650
Good
Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 04:37 AM (mpXpK)

651 >>So the Swamp FBI/ CIA/ DOJ start a investigation on Biden/ China collusion right away, right?
Posted by: Skip

Ha! Don't hold your breath.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 16, 2019 04:38 AM (/00Dg)

652 Mornin', Vic.

And now I need to leave. At least I have coffee.

Try to have a good day, all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at May 16, 2019 04:39 AM (/00Dg)

653 Mini AOCofficial
http://tinyurl.com/yxbcqb49

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2019 04:42 AM (BbGew)

654 I see someone up thread was looking for a truck with a manual shift transmission. Good luck with that. Unless you buy and old used one you will never find one.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 04:49 AM (mpXpK)

655 My first two trucks were manual, I liked it in snow, hated it in traffic, but newest is automatic and never going back.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2019 04:54 AM (BbGew)

656 Laying down with cat on top of me waiting for coffee, wish I could just take a nap for a hour.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2019 04:55 AM (BbGew)

657 People used to like manual transmissions for two reasons, one they were better on gas mileage and two replacing the clutch in one was simple when it wore out. The first still may be true but no longer the second.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 04:59 AM (mpXpK)

658 I had an old Chevy truck with a manual transmission. I hated that thing when you pulled up to a traffic light on an uphill slant. And especially when some asshole got right on your rear bumper.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 05:00 AM (mpXpK)

659 I is still yo govanur...damn haters!

Posted by: Big fat and round Stacey Abrams at May 16, 2019 05:03 AM (yhf6w)

660 In last truck it wasn't tranny that went, cooling system was shot so was over heating.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2019 05:13 AM (BbGew)

661 Most cooling system problems always boil down to the thermostat. You have to take it out and clean it periodically.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 05:19 AM (mpXpK)

662 It was internal of the engine that was clogging, they said I would have had to replace the engine.

I was so lucky to have for the most part been close to home so far this year. Driving over two hours a at sure takes a bite out of time.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2019 05:23 AM (BbGew)

663 A friend of mine had an old Mustang II that the thermostat went bad on and cleaning it did no good. He took the guts out of it and put it back on so it was nothing but an empty pipe back to the manifold. It worked, no more overheat but ran a lot colder than normal,

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 05:24 AM (mpXpK)

664 662
It was internal of the engine that was clogging, they said I would have had to replace the engine.



I was so lucky to have for the most part been close to home so far
this year. Driving over two hours a at sure takes a bite out of time.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2019 05:23 AM (BbGew)

Replace the engine???? Couldn't flush it??? That doesn't sound right.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 05:25 AM (mpXpK)

665 Also had a friend who used to drain his cooling system every couple of years and fill it with varsol. Run it for a little and drain the varsol out.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 05:29 AM (mpXpK)

666 2nd attempt hiya

Posted by: JT at May 16, 2019 05:34 AM (yqiG4)

667 That was the diagnostic, I had it in and they tried to fix it but it wasn't happening. It was 14 years old
Gotta hit the road, supposed to be a nice day here, hope it is were you are.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2019 05:39 AM (BbGew)

668 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 05:47 AM (u82oZ)

669 Skip, have a great day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 05:47 AM (u82oZ)

670 Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 04:59 AM (mpXpK)

Clutches are still simple to replace. I might know something about that...

Posted by: clutch at May 16, 2019 05:48 AM (kiSdp)

671 Vic, I enjoyed the discussion of main spaces and heat. It gave me perspective on life. Like when the kids complain about how hot it is.

Brings me back to days of when Repair 5 and Repair 3 were important to me.

School kids today in general seem to lack resilience, except on the sport's teams.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 05:51 AM (u82oZ)

672 St Louis? I usually take the bypass and dodge around the city center.

My brain is contracting tonite, a side effect of alcohol I'm sure, but let's roll with it.

Two contractions in the above sentence, each saving one keystroke. I am, and let us. Hardly worth the effort, but find someone that types is not...

Good morning morons and m'ettes. This works, as you know what word was shortened (and a considerable keystroke savings too dammit).

Good morning m's and m'ettes, not clear at all. Only a fully in tune moron would get it.

Okay, back to imbibing.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 16, 2019 05:55 AM (Z4rgH)

673 671
Vic, I enjoyed the discussion of main spaces and heat. It gave me
perspective on life. Like when the kids complain about how hot it is.



Brings me back to days of when Repair 5 and Repair 3 were important to me.



School kids today in general seem to lack resilience, except on the sport's teams.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 05:51 AM (u82oZ)

Yeah, it was talking about the old salad days when I was a young whipper-snapper. after years of those 130F days I came back here and had 16F Winter. Yuck!

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

674 Just about time for sunrise here now.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

675 Ah, St Louis. When I was working I visited the suburbs a few times and was driven around East St Louis by a black lady who was a tech rep. I remember her saying "lock them up" (like in Vacation) as we drove to a clients manufacturing plant. The car had auto door locks, so I didn't worry much. Besides she was the right color, so I felt safer....

Posted by: Colin at May 16, 2019 06:01 AM (QyfIs)

676 Vic

How long were you a hole snipe?

I remember the pride thing of BT & MMs >> IC >> HT >> anyone in Ops putting their pantyhose on one leg at a time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 06:02 AM (u82oZ)

677 GnuBreed

Morons and Moronettes may not be the classiest of collective nouns, but they are ours.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 06:03 AM (u82oZ)

678 676
Vic



How long were you a hole snipe?



I remember the pride thing of BT MMs >> IC >> HT
>> anyone in Ops putting their pantyhose on one leg at a time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 06:02 AM (u82oZ)

I was a Navy MM for 7 years. I was on the Big E for 5 years.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

679 What is funny was when I got out I was an E-6 over 6 drawing P-3 150 and I took a pay cut to come here to a civilian job.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 06:08 AM (mpXpK)

680 Vic

When I was in 4th grade my brother and I were sent to a camp. Only that one year. We had a field trip to Candlestick Park in SF to see a game.

Across the bay was the USS Enterprise (CVN-65). I spent more time looking at that distinctive island that at the game. My dad was a CT at the time, and we were of the Navy, living on small Naval Stations, but far from ships.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 06:09 AM (u82oZ)

681 677 Morons and Moronettes may not be the classiest of collective nouns, but they are ours.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

For acccuracy's sake, I should point out that the contraction usually omits the M entirely; thus 'ettes.

Moron is assumed.

And every car owner should change their antifreeze every 2-3 years. Antifreeze contains corrosion inhibitors, but these are used up over time.

Drain, flush, and replace. This also describes what Trump is doing to the IC community, and for much the same reasons.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 16, 2019 06:14 AM (Z4rgH)

682 Vic

Were you on her for the big fire in 1969?

My Dad lost friends when the EC-121 was shot down by North Korea. ISRTR that the Big E was sent to Korean waters after that. And I sat up when he talked about the Pueblo. He never used such words around us kids.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 06:14 AM (u82oZ)

683 680 Across the bay was the USS Enterprise
(CVN-65). I spent more time looking at that distinctive island that at
the game. My dad was a CT at the time, and we were of the Navy, living
on small Naval Stations, but far from ships.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 06:09 AM (u82oZ)

Yeah, you could see that big dome from miles away. It was home ported in Alameda, CA at the time.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 06:16 AM (mpXpK)

684
Good Morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2019 06:16 AM (X3lUd)

685 GnuBreed

I let my antifreeze go too long, but a long flush took care of it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 06:17 AM (u82oZ)

686 682 Were you on her for the big fire in 1969?



My Dad lost friends when the EC-121 was shot down by North Korea.
ISRTR that the Big E was sent to Korean waters after that. And I sat up
when he talked about the Pueblo. He never used such words around us kids.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 06:14 AM (u82oZ)

I didn't get there until 1972. But we had at least 1 big fire every year. Always in the Airedale spaces.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 06:18 AM (mpXpK)

687 Hadrian the Seventh

Good morning. Listening to One and One by Robert Miles from his Dreamland album. It's got a good beat, and you can dance to it.

& #9836. Happy dance! & #9835

I have so much music in iTunes that even your collection is about 1% of the total. But a significant part of my classical music category, and the best part.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

688 Vic

Our DCA in my second ship was from one of the old carriers. ISTR the Sorry Sara. His tales of constant fuel leaks and fires was frankly, very scary.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 06:24 AM (u82oZ)

689 ♬. Happy dance! ♫

Doh!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 06:25 AM (u82oZ)

690 Deangelo and Precious sounds like a bad ass rap team!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2019 06:25 AM (JFO2v)

691 From the pics above, I do miss St. Louis's neighborhoods and foods. Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2019 06:27 AM (F8EBp)

692 688
Vic



Our DCA in my second ship was from one of the old carriers. ISTR
the Sorry Sara. His tales of constant fuel leaks and fires was
frankly, very scary.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 06:24 AM (u82oZ)

I was on Sister Sara for a number of months waiting on a school. That was one of the sorriest ships in the Navy.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 06:31 AM (mpXpK)

693 Morning all.

I had my yearly physical yesterday, and the questions before you see the doctor are getting worser.

The number one is, Do you drink?
If you answer yes, they then want to know how much.
Sorry, I don't count them.
After drinking have you ever felt mad that you drank that much?
Have you ever woke up and don't remember the night before?
Blah Blah Blah...Next time I'm telling them NO, I don't drink.

The other questions was on the written part
Are you sexually active?
I had two answers that I wanted to write for that one,
1,) I've been married 36 years, what do you think?
or
2.) Why, what do you have in mind?

Posted by: Bruce at May 16, 2019 06:32 AM (8ikIW)

694 Good morning. I love T-ravs.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2019 06:33 AM (aShm1)

695 Mayor Bill de Blasio to announce his run for the Presidency.

My chances of winning the lottery are better than anyone voting for him, outside or inside of NYC...

Posted by: Colin at May 16, 2019 06:34 AM (QyfIs)

696 Rise and shine campers! An E-2 has worked all night to get the Chief's mugs clean and shiny. It's going to be a memorable day! That is all.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2019 06:35 AM (uL22A)

697 693 Posted by: Bruce at May 16, 2019 06:32 AM (8ikIW)



Every questionnaire I have had for a long as I can remember has two questions, do you drink and how much as well as do you smoke. One time the Doc asked me if I had any guns in the house per the Obama question. I told him it was not any of their business.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 06:35 AM (mpXpK)

698 Bruce

They ask how many partners as well. You could have put in a very big number. Especially if it is a small town.

Or just put two, if you count yourself.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 06:35 AM (u82oZ)

699
Every questionnaire I have had for a long as I can remember has two questions, do you drink and how much as well as do you smoke. One time the Doc asked me if I had any guns in the house per the Obama question. I told him it was not any of their business.
Posted by: Vic

This was the first time with the follow up questions.
I should tell them I don't know, because I drink to forget.

Posted by: Bruce at May 16, 2019 06:37 AM (8ikIW)

700 My doctor has never asked me anything. The doctor I had before, who retired, gave you a long questionnaire, but mostly family history, etc. I feel left out.

Posted by: Colin at May 16, 2019 06:38 AM (QyfIs)

701 They ask how many partners as well. You could have put in a very big number. Especially if it is a small town.

Or just put two, if you count yourself.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Ha! I should put down the large number and in the 2 check boxes for male/female, check them both.

Posted by: Bruce at May 16, 2019 06:38 AM (8ikIW)

702 Vic

Yup. It's not funny if you are on a bad ship. Then you have to make your department or division a good part of a poorer whole. And Sara was a bad ship for a long time, IIRC.

I like good ships. Perspective is useful; one reason for the transfers to different ships.

My dad had a friend's father spend 12 years in the same ship (Lex?).

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 06:39 AM (u82oZ)

703 Duncanthrax

Thank you for that. You are our Positive Morale Officer. Unlike an XO I knew.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 06:40 AM (u82oZ)

704 My doctor has never asked me anything. The doctor I had before, who retired, gave you a long questionnaire, but mostly family history, etc. I feel left out.
Posted by: Colin

The doc is now a part of a large hospital group in the area.
Everything goes into the computer. Questions must be asked and answered.
As long as he's known me I've been overweight. Now he has to recommend a dietician.
I asked him "what was she going to tell me, eat less and exercise more?"
He said, I gotta tell the computer that I told you.

Posted by: Bruce at May 16, 2019 06:41 AM (8ikIW)

705 Bruce

And then wink!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 06:41 AM (u82oZ)

706 702 I like good ships. Perspective is useful; one reason for the transfers to different ships.



My dad had a friend's father spend 12 years in the same ship (Lex?).

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 06:39 AM (u82oZ)

When I left the Saratoga I was the only person in the Engineering space I was in who never went to Captain's Mast or had spent no time in the brig.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 06:42 AM (mpXpK)

707 East St Louis - I felt safer in many places with active State Dept evacuation notices.

Posted by: Jean at May 16, 2019 06:43 AM (25Dt7)

708 Time for work preps. Only 4 more days of kids in classrooms.

I give the training lecture this month, after all the kids are gone. Then I work for my wife, which means I do not get the summer off.

Stay blessed Horde. May every traffic light turn green as you approach. Head on a swivel and have a General Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 06:44 AM (u82oZ)

709 I told him it was not any of their business.
Posted by: Vic

My kids doc asked him that and he said no, bit my dad said we always lie when asked about guns.

Posted by: Jean at May 16, 2019 06:45 AM (25Dt7)

710 Vic

Wow! Very impressive.

Really got to go. Have a great day, Vic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2019 06:46 AM (u82oZ)

711 I thought Chiefs did NOT want their mugs cleaned and have all that flavorful "patina" removed.

Posted by: JAS at May 16, 2019 06:47 AM (KOCKb)

712 East St Louis - I felt safer in many places with active State Dept evacuation notices.
Posted by: Jean


I was born and raised in St. Louis. 17 years.
Never once did I ever set foot in East St Louis.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2019 06:55 AM (F8EBp)

713 Breakfast time, see ya later

Posted by: Bruce at May 16, 2019 07:05 AM (8ikIW)

714
I thought Chiefs did NOT want their mugs cleaned and have all that flavorful "patina" removed.


Posted by: JAS at May 16, 2019 06:47 AM

---

That is correct. Do not touch our coffee mugs.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 16, 2019 07:07 AM (JUOKG)

715 Down the memory hole it goes. The Judge overseeing the school shooting case from Colorado has ordered all of the files be sealed.

We won't see or hear a thing about it now. Must be some stuff in there that we haven't heard about yet that makes the left look really bad.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 16, 2019 07:12 AM (JUOKG)

716
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for the June MiMoMe) at May 16, 2019 07:17 AM (cuot+)

717 Branco Conservative cartoon. "Creepy Joe"

https://tinyurl.com/y67wd2sh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2019 07:18 AM (ahS0B)

718 * blinkoo blinkoo *

Good morning.

No JJ? I must be up too early.

I wasn't going to mention it last night, but since this thread is still up, I will write this comment and when I'm done JJ will be up. The sacrifice I make for y'all!
____
Linked in nic:
Ol' St. Lou
Travel music for broken-hearted midwesterners
The first song in Mindful Webworkshop #4
Stay for further songs at your own ricks.

[Long excuse for self-humiliating pathetic performance and recording goes here.]

What, still no JJ?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for moosic at May 16, 2019 07:20 AM (gB+8C)

719 715 We won't see or hear a thing about it now. Must be
some stuff in there that we haven't heard about yet that makes the left
look really bad.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 16, 2019 07:12 AM (JUOKG)

My understanding was both shooters were far left anarchy-commies. One was a person born a femal who was transitioniing to male.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 07:21 AM (mpXpK)

720 Doggie School bus-painted like a school bus- picks up doggies for day care. Guy loves his job! I smiled.

https://tinyurl.com/yyamhvdb


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2019 07:23 AM (ahS0B)

721 SAT to give students an "Adversity Score", thereby completely disconnecting the test from any accurate measurement of academic performance.

College is no longer about academics and who performs well in that environment. It's about your favorite SJW cause.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2019 07:24 AM (VpIIl)

722 "does anyone still make a true manual transmission sports car for sale here in the US?



Posted by: redc1c4"

Very few left but my next car purchase will be manual transmission. Better than any ant-theft device The thieves these days have no idea how to drive them.

Posted by: Ripley at May 16, 2019 07:25 AM (MxEKc)

723 Latest poll shows Biden ahead of Trump by double digits in Pennsylvania

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2019 07:25 AM (VpIIl)

724 I have a link about those CO shooters for the EMT.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 07:25 AM (mpXpK)

725 Adorable animal photo:

https://tinyurl.com/y4z7zamq

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2019 07:26 AM (ahS0B)

726 Latest poll shows Biden ahead of Trump by double digits in Pennsylvania

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2019 07:26 AM (ahS0B)

727
Down the memory hole it goes. The Judge overseeing the school shooting
case from Colorado has ordered all of the files be sealed.

--

If it's any consolation, it's not like the media would've reported anything on it anyway, since its facts are already a bit unsavory for the left.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 16, 2019 07:27 AM (JoUsr)

728 sorry;

Poll by whom?, Asking what questions of which people?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2019 07:27 AM (ahS0B)

729 Link for EMT

Prosecutors plan to try both CO school shooters as adults. CO does have the death penalty but they seldom use it. In this case they might.


https://tinyurl.com/y3ne9rxt

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 07:28 AM (mpXpK)

730 Thanks, FS, just what was needed !

G'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 16, 2019 07:28 AM (isI7q)

731 After the last election one would think not a soul would believe any poll.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 07:29 AM (mpXpK)

732 Biden is running against Trump, not the other Democrats.


The other Democrats have been told to back off Biden. Notice not one of them has touched him or his candidacy.


The media isn't asking Biden any questions. At all. His people are keeping any people actually asking questions, away from him.

The RNC better take a good look at the landscape and get off their white, flabby , fat asses.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2019 07:29 AM (VpIIl)

733 Morning all...

Has this ever happened to anyone else? I get an e-mail notification from Twitter telling me that my account may have been 'compromised' by a website or service not associated with twitter.' They've locked my acct. There's a link to reset password which asks for your email. They send a password reset to your email with a 'password reset' button. Click on the button and it says the same thing...'We've sent a an e-mail to xxxxx@xxxxx.com. Click on the link to reset your password.'

It's a circle jerk. Exact same thing happens. I've done it 5 times.

I think they've found a way around being accused of banning conservatives. They send them into an endless 'password reset' loop.

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2019 07:29 AM (cF8AT)

734 Polls are intended to shape reality, not reflect it-and more than a year before the election? Political posturing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2019 07:29 AM (ahS0B)

735 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 16, 2019 07:29 AM (Zz0t1)

736 Out of that selection of 3, Duran Duran FTW.

Posted by: Sponge at May 16, 2019 07:30 AM (Zz0t1)

737 " After the last election one would think not a soul would believe any poll."


I loath polls and the methodology on this one is questionable. But Biden is strong in Pennsylvania and has a solid donor base there. People need to account for that.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2019 07:31 AM (VpIIl)

738 733 I think they've found a way around being accused of
banning conservatives. They send them into an endless 'password reset'
loop.

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2019 07:29 AM (cF8AT)

Social media is NOT your friend, get off it now.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 07:31 AM (mpXpK)

739 Ugh. Stayed up much too late last night finishing the first season of The Magicians. Wish I hadn't. A really well acted and produced awful story that I now wish I didn't know.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 16, 2019 07:31 AM (uquGJ)

740 It's a circle jerk. Exact same thing happens. I've done it 5 times.

I think they've found a way around being accused of banning conservatives. They send them into an endless 'password reset' loop.
Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2019 07:29 AM (cF8AT)


Look at the email header information and see if it actually originated from Twatter. Also, look at the links in the email and see what the URL is and make sure it's actually Twatter.

You may've been phished to compromise your password. Otherwise, it's Twatter being Twatter and you should consider yourself free from the shithole that is the leftwing communist breeding ground.

Posted by: Sponge at May 16, 2019 07:32 AM (Zz0t1)

741 Posted by: Sponge at May 16, 2019 07:29 AM (Zz0t1)


SECOND!!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2019 07:33 AM (ahS0B)

742 Good Morning Horde

Posted by: wing at May 16, 2019 07:33 AM (JFzNN)

743 Fenelon - that is a nice pic. What a tiny kitten, and how secure it must feel right there.

Many a post on my other people's stuff blog has h/t to you. I think this will be another one.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for moosic at May 16, 2019 07:34 AM (gB+8C)

744 Greetings fappers and fappees.

What fresh hell awaits us this day?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 16, 2019 07:34 AM (HaL55)

745 And the "FIRST" thing done 700 posts in still makes me laugh. Thx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2019 07:34 AM (ahS0B)

746 In a world where the Weather Service applies a "correction" to actual measured data, I think it's amazing, and not in a good way, that anyone pays the slightest attention to polling.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 16, 2019 07:35 AM (isI7q)

747 719>>>

And her father was an illegal who'd been deported (but allowed back in) multiple times.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 16, 2019 07:35 AM (4nN12)

748 "Biden is running against Trump, not the other Democrats.





The other Democrats have been told to back off Biden. Notice not one of them has touched him or his candidacy.





Posted by: Marcus T"

I, for one, am looking forward to the Dems nominating an old white privileged male that their nutcase base must support . The SJW tears and will be epic.

Posted by: Ripley at May 16, 2019 07:35 AM (MxEKc)

749 In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ I begin this day and endeavor to fulfill his promise in our world. Strengthen us Lord, and allow us to share your blessings with our fellow man to make this world a better place.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2019 07:35 AM (VpIIl)

750 Morning all

Feeling good

And now I can sleep easy at night knowing DeCommio is running for President. LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2019 07:36 AM (FwN37)

751 Luv your hash, FS. Looks like you need some Damitol.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 16, 2019 07:37 AM (HaL55)

752 JJ should be up soon

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 07:37 AM (mpXpK)

753 I'm so not used to being up before the Morning Report that I have to check to make sure that tab I'm refreshing is actually the front page.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for moosic at May 16, 2019 07:38 AM (gB+8C)

754 You may've been phished to compromise your password. Otherwise, it's Twatter being Twatter and you should consider yourself free from the shithole that is the leftwing communist breeding ground.

Posted by: Sponge at May 16, 2019 07:32 AM (Zz0t1)

It's definitely from Twitter.

Since I typed that original post, I've done it 2 more times. Exactly the same way. For some reason, the 2nd time worked. Weirdest thing I've ever seen for resetting a password.

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2019 07:38 AM (cF8AT)

755 Vic's "JJ sense" is tingling. Good sign.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for moosic at May 16, 2019 07:39 AM (gB+8C)

756 New York Mayor Bill de Blasio enters the 2020 presidential race: Donald Trump must be stopped

LMAO

what a loser

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2019 07:40 AM (FwN37)

757 "I, for one, am looking forward to the Dems nominating an old white privileged male that their nutcase base must support . The SJW tears and will be epic."


IMVHO that's the wrong perspective. Democrats will get behind whomever their candidate is. There are a lot of old time Democrats who still believe the party isn't radical that have sat on the sidelines. If you get the progressive crowd who voted for Hillary to the polls, they somehow win Blue Collar voters (who they've screwed and Trump has helped), then pull in those old time Democrats who will vote for the almost 80 year old Biden because, nostalgia!, they win.

A tall order in this economy, but entirely possible.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2019 07:40 AM (VpIIl)

758 Well, here I am. Had to make a Whataburger run. Shaping up to be a busy day here in ETEX, so have a good moroning!

Posted by: Eromero at May 16, 2019 07:40 AM (qBNEP)

759 It's definitely from Twitter.


PDT has set up a hotline of sorts to report socialist media sites for banning conservatives. IIRC, the link is in this thread somewhere. Up there. Somewhere. *points*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 16, 2019 07:40 AM (HaL55)

760 Our own personal purveyor of doom is up early the AM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2019 07:41 AM (FwN37)

761 Wir haben keine JJ?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 16, 2019 07:42 AM (aShm1)

762 Posted by: mindful webworker - click for moosic at May 16, 2019 07:34 AM (gB+8C)


you're most welcome. I don't really deserve a hat tip; I'm just grateful to Sunny Skyz website for providing some sunnyness

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2019 07:42 AM (ahS0B)

763 If nothing was going to happen between today and election day (ie, if the election were held today) I don't think Trump would be able to win - remember that he barely won over one of the most hated candidates in a century or two. No way would he have beaten Biden in 2016 like he beat Hillary, simply because of the likability factor.

BUT the election is *Not* going to be held today, and there is a whole lot that is going to happen between now and then. And I think Trump is smart enough to realize that he has to hammer the Biden/Ukraine connection over and over again. He can't just run against him, he has to destroy his reputation forever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2019 07:42 AM (V2Yro)

764 I can't believe democrats will nominate Biden. He's a fossilized joke. This could only be because they see 2020 as a lost cause.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 16, 2019 07:42 AM (H8QX8)

765 I predict this morning's JJ photoshop will either be of Comey or Brennan.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 16, 2019 07:43 AM (JoUsr)

766 Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2019 07:35 AM (VpIIl)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2019 07:43 AM (ahS0B)

767 whoops. Amen, Marcus

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2019 07:43 AM (ahS0B)

768 Biden is as likable as Felonia von Pantsuit.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 16, 2019 07:44 AM (isI7q)

769 And now I can sleep easy at night knowing DeCommio is running for President. LMAO

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2019 07:44 AM (ahS0B)

770 Mystified by the "t-rav" thing. I've been eating fried ravioli all my life and I've never even been to St. Louis. The frou-frou rebranding of it as "t-rav" doesn't mean you own it, Arch Boys.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 16, 2019 07:45 AM (3AmWB)

771 @CBSNews

Missouri passes bill to ban abortions at eight weeks of pregnancy.

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2019 07:45 AM (cF8AT)

772 My understanding was both shooters were far left anarchy-commies. One was a person born a female who was transitioniing to male.
Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 07:21 AM (mpXpK)

And her father was an illegal Mexican who was deported from this country Twice. seriously, no joke.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2019 07:46 AM (V2Yro)

773 DeBlasio's record in NYC is the envy of the country. The throngs that will want this lurchy big bird in the Oval Office will be hard to overcome.

/sarc

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 16, 2019 07:46 AM (JoUsr)

774 FenelonSpoke: you're most welcome. I don't really deserve a hat tip; I'm just grateful to Sunny Skyz website for providing some sunnyness

With a blog called other people's stuff, I h/t the whole chain of folks I go through to get to the original. OCD or courtesy? Yes.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for moosic at May 16, 2019 07:46 AM (gB+8C)

775 Too bad JJ can't do like Krack and post the EMT at 6 am.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 07:46 AM (mpXpK)

776 When I think Italian food I think St Louis.


Said no one ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2019 07:47 AM (/tuJf)

777 Damn 'puter

I watched that short clip three times showing anti Deblasio/Pro Trump clip with people going up and down the escalator with signs. I laughed every time

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2019 07:47 AM (ahS0B)

778 I was born and raised in Missouri and after a 35 year absence, moved back.

I have to say I've never heard it called 'T-rav'.

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2019 07:47 AM (cF8AT)

779 And some Amen here too, MarcusT.

Posted by: Eromero at May 16, 2019 07:47 AM (qBNEP)

780
I watched that short clip three times showing anti Deblasio/Pro Trump clip with people going up and down the escalator with signs. I laughed every time

--

This bird brain thought it would be a real jab doing that announcement at Trump Tower. Foolish.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 16, 2019 07:48 AM (JoUsr)

781 For the love of all that is good and holy, do not set foot in East St. Louis.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 16, 2019 07:49 AM (lwiT4)

782 776 When I think Italian food I think St Louis.

Said no one ever.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2019 07:47 AM (/tuJf)

No, it may not be the first city that comes to mind but The Hill has some damn good Italian eating.

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2019 07:50 AM (cF8AT)

783 768 Biden is as likable as Felonia von Pantsuit."

Disagree - I don't like Biden, but a lot of LIV's do. When one is running a campaign, military or political, it's very dangerous to underestimate your enemies, because that leads to overconfidence and bad decisions. Hillary underestimated Trump, and she paid for that mistake.

Over the next 18 months, Trump's task is to intentionally and completely destroy Biden's likability with a majority of voters. It's not going to be easy, but it can be done.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2019 07:50 AM (V2Yro)

784
722 "does anyone still make a true manual transmission sports car for sale here in the US?



Posted by: redc1c4"

Very few left but my next car purchase will be manual transmission. Better than any ant-theft device The thieves these days have no idea how to drive them.
Posted by: Ripley at May 16, 2019 07:25 AM (MxEKc)


Uh yeah. My nic ain't for nuthin'

Posted by: clutch at May 16, 2019 07:50 AM (7Qgwu)

785 For the love of all that is good and holy, do not set foot in East St. Louis.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 16, 2019 07:49 AM (lwiT4)

I second that. Anyone know where I can buy some second hand hob caps?

Posted by: Clark Griswald at May 16, 2019 07:50 AM (FwN37)

786 I can't help but think of Chevy Chase when I hear St. Louis. Wasn't it there where they were driving through, heard gunfire and he said, "roll 'em up!" ?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 16, 2019 07:50 AM (JoUsr)

787 Yankees off today. Shit I may have to watch a Met's game

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2019 07:51 AM (FwN37)

788 776 When I think Italian food I think St Louis.

Said no one ever.


That's what I'm sayin'. I grew up near Buffalo where "t-rav" was common happy hour bar food, right down to the marinara for dipping. But we just called it fried ravioli. My (Italian) mom makes it all the time. The grandkids love it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 16, 2019 07:51 AM (3AmWB)

789 >>Over the next 18 months, Trump's task is to intentionally and completely destroy Biden's likability with a majority of voters. It's not going to be easy, but it can be done.

Biden looks and sounds like he is 120. He hasn't got the stamina for the next 18 months let alone the next 6 years and it shows.

Should be a hoot when Trump decides to unload on him with the crap he pulled in Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2019 07:53 AM (/tuJf)

790 some second hand hob caps?"

Well, it's morning, so...

More Coffeve, y'all!

*sniffs. No JJ?*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2019 07:53 AM (6qErC)

791 Not that I believe any poll form the MSM to begin with but I'd like to know how many are still afraid to express support for Trump? The pressure to not be seen as a hateful racist is 10x worse than in 2016. Even the LIV's must be noticing how the economy is roaring and all the job available and they have more money in their pocket. But saying so publicly is dangerous.

Posted by: Ripley at May 16, 2019 07:53 AM (MxEKc)

792 Yankees off today. Shit I may have to watch a Met's game
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2019 07:51 AM


You never know, it might be amazing!

Besides, as a Captain, can't you just order them to play?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2019 07:53 AM (SkdCP)

793 Okay, I'm a-gonna go get me more coffee, as Lieawatha might say. That's sure to bring JJ up while I'm gone, right? I'll stop at the bathroom, too, just to make sure. Save "first" for me. Hahhahaa. ha

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for moosic at May 16, 2019 07:54 AM (gB+8C)

794 Thats the school





Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 15, 2019 10:11 PM (saECe)
---------------------------------My alma mater. It's definitely gone upscale since I left. Maybe that says something about me.
Great thread.

Posted by: jeffersonian at May 16, 2019 07:54 AM (yX3gx)

795 782
776 When I think Italian food I think St Louis.



Said no one ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2019 07:47 AM (/tuJf)


The Hill has a worldwide reputation.

Posted by: Princess Aura at May 16, 2019 07:54 AM (oVJmc)

796 The best Italian I ever had was at a place South of Myrtle Beach I knew it has to be good when I had to wait an hour to get a table.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 07:54 AM (mpXpK)

797 Not that I believe any poll form the MSM to begin with but I'd like to know how many are still afraid to express support for Trump? The pressure to not be seen as a hateful racist is 10x worse than in 2016. Even the LIV's must be noticing how the economy is roaring and all the job available and they have more money in their pocket. But saying so publicly is dangerous.

--

Then just say 'undecided.' To actually voice your support for Biden over Trump seems to go too far. Don't commit to anything if you're in fear. I question polling altogether. It's fake, it's phony and is designed to shape, not inform actual public sentiment. Plus, half the country doesn't even have a landline anymore.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 16, 2019 07:55 AM (JoUsr)

798 Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2019 07:35 AM (VpIIl)


Amen, Mr. T

Posted by: human at May 16, 2019 07:55 AM (0CeRG)

799 Toasted ravioli originated in St. Louis. Yes, you can get it anywhere now....much like Buffalo wings.

Posted by: Tami at May 16, 2019 07:55 AM (cF8AT)

800 >>Biden is as likable as Felonia von Pantsuit.


THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2019 07:56 AM (W+vEI)

801 I've always thought Joe would be the one to give Trump the most trouble. To the rank and file Dem, he looks sane in comparison to the rest of them. He's nearly normal, in sort of an old man daft way. In other words, he is unlikely to scare people off. On the other hand, would the radical element vote for him?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 16, 2019 07:56 AM (lwiT4)

802 The best English cooking I ever had was in SF at a place called Beefeaters.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 07:56 AM (mpXpK)

803 Should be a hoot when Trump decides to unload on him with the crap he pulled in Ukraine.


Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2019 07:53 AM

---

He needs to keep that Nuke back until/if biden wins the Primary.

Just because biden is in the lead now dosen't mean he will win the primary.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 16, 2019 07:56 AM (JUOKG)

804 So, anyone know if Ms Milano has had the sex yet? Or is she still on strike? Enquiring minds and all that...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2019 07:56 AM (6qErC)

805 He's also a known quantity.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 16, 2019 07:56 AM (lwiT4)

806 While we wait:

Kurt Schlichter live on KNUS 710 out of Denver.


http://player.listenlive.co/56761

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 16, 2019 07:56 AM (isI7q)

807 Besides, as a Captain, can't you just order them to play?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2019 07:53 AM (SkdCP)

Well if George were still alive, maybe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2019 07:56 AM (FwN37)

808
Posted by: clutch at May 16, 2019 07:50 AM

hey clutch; I'll be e-mailing you later today about the June MiMoMe

Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for the June MiMoMe) at May 16, 2019 07:57 AM (cuot+)

809 And the "FIRST" thing done 700 posts in still makes me laugh. Thx
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2019 07:34 AM (ahS0B)


I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge at May 16, 2019 07:57 AM (Zz0t1)

810 You will find select pockets of good Italian food in the strangest places. Don't mistake the number of places with quality. St Louis is one of those places you can find some decent Italian food that is very good. Anthonino's, Frank Papa's come to mind...


Ditto parts of upstate NY, where places like Syracuse were named after Sicilian cities (Siracusa)

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2019 07:57 AM (VpIIl)

811 On the other hand, would the radical element vote for him?

--

Yes. Anything to get Trump out of office. Never forget their hysteria on election night. The sobs, the mental breakdowns. Plus, his VP pick will soothe their hard left souls because he'll pick someone who fills the bill.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 16, 2019 07:57 AM (JoUsr)

812 Just because biden is in the lead now dosen't mean he will win the primary.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 16, 2019 07:56 AM (JUOKG)

You can say that again

Posted by: President Jeb Bush at May 16, 2019 07:57 AM (FwN37)

813 The best French I ever had was at a place down in Charleston.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 07:58 AM (mpXpK)

814 >>>On the other hand, would the radical element vote for him?


Justice Democrats say "nope!"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2019 07:59 AM (W+vEI)

815 Had to make a Whataburger run"

Buc-ee's is better breakfast...

You will find select pockets of good Italian food in the strangest places."

Indeed. North/central West Virginia (Clarksburg to Fairmont). Surprisingly good old school Italian places...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2019 07:59 AM (6qErC)

816 >>He needs to keep that Nuke back until/if biden wins the Primary.

>>Just because biden is in the lead now dosen't mean he will win the primary.

I'm not sure the cork will stay in the bottle that long.

The Ukraine General Prosecutor is already making noises about the information and besides it is central to the whole Russia collusion scam.

As that unwinds Ukraine will move to the center ring of the Big Top.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2019 07:59 AM (/tuJf)

817 Mission BBQ cooking outside of FOX this AM

They might not be the best BBQ, but they are not that bad and they do show up on many Bases I have been on and are pretty damn good to the Military

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2019 07:59 AM (FwN37)

818 Vic @ 796, I was born and raised in S.C. and can testify of all things foodwise either boiled or fried. And I can categorically state I see no reason raviloi deserves to be fried after being boiled. Seems like excessive or something. By the way, name of Italian place and is it near McClellanville or Awendaw or Pawleys Island?

Posted by: Eromero at May 16, 2019 07:59 AM (qBNEP)

819 Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for the June MiMoMe) at May 16, 2019 07:57 AM (cuot+)

Roger that. Hey, do you still have your el Azteco leftovers in your fridge?

Posted by: clutch at May 16, 2019 07:59 AM (7Qgwu)

820 Good morning! I found this link at Bad Blue.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6yvozst

It's about an EU anti-fake news initiative, but it sounds pretty Orwellian to me. Wouldn't want the subjects voting the wrong way.

Posted by: rickl at May 16, 2019 08:00 AM (sdi6R)

821 I was born and raised in Missouri and after a 35 year absence, moved back.

I have to say I've never heard it called 'T-rav'.
Posted by: Tami


That's hipster talk. It was always toasted ravioli.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2019 08:00 AM (F8EBp)

822 The Best French I ever had was this little lasse I had on the Golan Heights years ago. That's what you mean right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2019 08:00 AM (FwN37)

823 >>>Should be a hoot when Trump decides to unload on him with the crap he pulled in Ukraine.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2019 08:00 AM (W+vEI)

824 The best hamburger I ever had was at a place in Columbia called Fudruckers.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 08:00 AM (mpXpK)

825 would the radical element vote for him? "

Add another electron so's not to be radical?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2019 08:01 AM (6qErC)

826 I was born and raised in S.C. and can testify of all things foodwise either boiled or fried. And I can categorically state I see no reason raviloi deserves to be fried after being boiled. Seems like excessive or something

--

In America, we deep fry Twinkies. Anything goes...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 16, 2019 08:01 AM (JoUsr)

827 KNUS

Unfortunate choice of call sign.

Posted by: human at May 16, 2019 08:01 AM (0CeRG)

828 Vic #775:
Too bad JJ can't do like Krack and post the EMT at 6 am.

If JJ had only the content Krak puts up, he'd probably make 6am easily.

Morning Report: "I'm going back to bed."

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for moosic at May 16, 2019 08:01 AM (gB+8C)

829 When did decommio ever beat PDT before?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2019 08:01 AM (FwN37)

830 DeBlasio: Trump must be stopped.

That means DeBlasio is against:

Low unemployment rates in all areas.
Higher wages across the board.
Tighter border controls and immigration law enforcement.
Reigning in out of control trade deficits.
Government accountability.

Yeah. That seems like a winning platform. You just go with that, dickhead.

Posted by: Sponge at May 16, 2019 08:01 AM (Zz0t1)

831 T-rav makes me think of T-Paw. And I don't like to think about T-Paw.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 16, 2019 08:01 AM (JoUsr)

832 Mornin' Horde.

...there. JJ will post now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 16, 2019 08:02 AM (lLeln)

833
Roger that. Hey, do you still have your el Azteco leftovers in your fridge?

Posted by: clutch at May 16, 2019 07:59 AM


Negative, GhostRider...I don't think they made it to sundown

Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for the June MiMoMe) at May 16, 2019 08:02 AM (cuot+)

834 The Best French I ever had was this little lasse"

*insert Steve Martin "played with her pussy" joke here*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2019 08:02 AM (6qErC)

835 818
Vic @ 796, I was born and raised in S.C. and can testify of all things
foodwise either boiled or fried. And I can categorically state I see no
reason raviloi deserves to be fried after being boiled. Seems like
excessive or something. By the way, name of Italian place and is it near
McClellanville or Awendaw or Pawleys Island?


Posted by: Eromero at May 16, 2019 07:59 AM (qBNEP)

I don't remember the name of the place but I don't think it was that far South of Myrtle Beah.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 08:03 AM (mpXpK)

836 Phrasing, Vic.

Posted by: Eromero at May 16, 2019 08:03 AM (qBNEP)

837 Biden is as likable as Felonia von Pantsuit."

And just as experienced, accomplished and competent.

Posted by: JAS at May 16, 2019 08:03 AM (KOCKb)

838 The best French food I ever had outside of France was actually in Beirut. Don't ask.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2019 08:03 AM (VpIIl)

839 T-rav makes me think of T-Paw"

Lie back and think of T-Rex...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2019 08:03 AM (6qErC)

840 Biden's lead is just the powers-that-be trying to set the Narrative.

What Biden will do will be what he did in the debate with Palin: Stand there looking innocent and pretending to be a gentle, quiet bystander while getting picked on.

Joe's not a retard, he's an overbearing bore with a big mouth, but he's also a crafty politician and can follow the advice of his people if they tell him to just stand there and take it and come off looking like the calm, reasonable one. For a few hours, he can control his mouth.

When he's on autopilot is when he destroys himself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 16, 2019 08:04 AM (oVJmc)

841 The best hamburger I ever had was at a place in Columbia called Fudruckers.
Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 08:00 AM (mpXpK)


That's a chain that has dwindled in the last several years. They're not bad. There was one near DFW Airport. Not sure if it's still there.

Best burger I've had, I think, was in Denton, TX at a place called "The Texas Pickup."

Alas, it's gone.

Posted by: Sponge at May 16, 2019 08:04 AM (Zz0t1)

842 "Biden is as likable as Felonia von Pantsuit."

That fat, bald egghead Karl Rove wrote an OpEd in today's WSJ saying almost the same thing.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2019 08:04 AM (VpIIl)

843 That's a chain that has dwindled in the last several years. They're not bad"

Got bought out, so... but yeah - a pretty good burger. If you're ever in SE Texas, try Mel's in Tomball...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2019 08:05 AM (6qErC)

844 The little ice cream / hamburger shack down the street from me makes yummy burgers. No seating other than some Adirondack chairs in the grass.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 16, 2019 08:06 AM (lwiT4)

845 The best pizza I ever had was at an Italian place in Saratoga Springs.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 08:06 AM (mpXpK)

846 Karl Rove wrote an OpEd in today's WSJ"

Reason 3,837,594 to not pick up the WSJ again...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2019 08:06 AM (6qErC)

847 an Italian place in Saratoga Springs"

Neigh!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2019 08:07 AM (6qErC)

848 That's a chain that has dwindled in the last several
years. They're not bad. There was one near DFW Airport. Not sure if
it's still there.



Best burger I've had, I think, was in Denton, TX at a place called "The Texas Pickup."



Alas, it's gone.


Posted by: Sponge at May 16, 2019 08:04 AM

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It's still there and it has gone downhill really bad. I ate there once when I went to the Bass Pro. I won't go back.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 16, 2019 08:07 AM (JUOKG)

849 U.S. STATE DEPARTMENT: IRAN'S IRGC HAS SET UP A TRAINING BASE IN LEBANON
The base is in close proximity to Lebanon's Rayak Air Base and the border with Syria.

Sounds like the State Depart is sending out a wish list to the IDF. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2019 08:08 AM (FwN37)

850 The shack's name is Meggie Moo. Somehow that makes me giggle.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 16, 2019 08:08 AM (lwiT4)

851 Fuddruckers had a "burger, fries and pie" deal back in the mid 80s. It was great.

Posted by: JAS at May 16, 2019 08:08 AM (KOCKb)

852 I like the old Trail Dust Steak House in Dallas. The one where they cut off your tie.

Yeah, it wasn't the best steakhouse. But for some reason I liked it.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2019 08:08 AM (VpIIl)

853 Incendiary balloons are back: Wave of fires in Gaza envelope
At least 3 fires caused by incendiary balloons break out in Israeli agricultural areas on Gaza border. Firefighters act at the scene.

Great Truce you negotiated there Netanyahu?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 16, 2019 08:09 AM (FwN37)

854 Hey NGU - I had two temporary crowns put in yesterday and I did not die.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 16, 2019 08:09 AM (lwiT4)

855 Wonder what is up with JJ?

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 08:09 AM (mpXpK)

856 The corruption of the WSJ mirrors the corruption of Big Bizniss in general; chicken / egg is the only question.

I remember the days when it was factual information for people who needed it and opinion was 2 pages at the back of section 1.\\SAD !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 16, 2019 08:10 AM (isI7q)

857 Cities where there isn't a decent place to eat. Topping that list, Newark, NJ.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2019 08:10 AM (VpIIl)

858 >>I like the old Trail Dust Steak House in Dallas. The one where they cut off your tie.

>>Yeah, it wasn't the best steakhouse. But for some reason I liked it.

Sounds like the old Pinnacle Peak Patio in Phoenix.

Kinda kitchy but great steak and what a view.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2019 08:10 AM (/tuJf)

859 JJ up

Posted by: JAS at May 16, 2019 08:10 AM (KOCKb)

860 How much would YOU pay for a newspaper this thorough, this editorially powerful, delivered to your door, every weekday morning?

Well, you don't have to pay for it, it's FREE, yes, FREE, thanks to the auspices of Ace the Bathound and JJ the boy wonder.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=381332

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for moosic at May 16, 2019 08:11 AM (gB+8C)

861 Yayyyy!!!!!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 16, 2019 08:11 AM (6qErC)

862 857
Cities where there isn't a decent place to eat. Topping that list, Newark, NJ.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2019 08:10 AM (VpIIl)

I there anything in NJ that is decenct? maybe the exit sign.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 08:11 AM (mpXpK)

863 "What Biden will do will be what he did in the debate
with Palin: Stand there looking innocent and pretending to be a gentle,
quiet bystander while getting picked on.




Posted by: Mr. Peebles"

And say "malarkey" Just like regular folks do. When sitting 'round the kitchen table figurin' out how to pay the bills.

Posted by: Ripley at May 16, 2019 08:11 AM (MxEKc)

864 * shuffles door to door *
* knock knock *
"JJ here?"
"Nope but expect him any minute"

The Horde in the meantime is frantically pressing F5......

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 16, 2019 08:11 AM (ZgjWN)

865 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 16, 2019 08:12 AM (isI7q)

866 Cities where there isn't a decent place to eat. Topping that list, Newark, NJ.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2019 08:10 AM (VpIIl)

===

Numerous excellent Portuguese restaurants in the Iron Triangle.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 16, 2019 08:12 AM (EZebt)

867 862 857
Cities where there isn't a decent place to eat. Topping that list, Newark, NJ.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2019 08:10 AM (VpIIl)

I there anything in NJ that is decenct? maybe the exit sign.
Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 08:11 AM (mpXpK)

NJ is so shitty they make you pay a toll to leave it.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 16, 2019 08:12 AM (UnA8+)

868 Great Truce you negotiated there Netanyahu?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Seriously, expecting Palis to negotiate in good faith is like sticking your hand into a bonfire and expecting to not get burned.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 16, 2019 08:13 AM (lLeln)

869 EMT up

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2019 08:13 AM (mpXpK)

870 Cities where there isn't a decent place to eat. Topping that list, Newark, NJ.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2019 08:10 AM (VpIIl)
~~~~~

The Ironbound section has great Portuguese restaurants.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 16, 2019 08:14 AM (NtglE)

871 Correction Morning Report is posted. EMT is on the weekend... in other words, getting your coffee cups and follow me.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 16, 2019 08:15 AM (6oyyS)

872 I like the old Trail Dust Steak House in Dallas. The one where they cut off your tie.

>>Yeah, it wasn't the best steakhouse. But for some reason I liked it.

Sounds like the old Pinnacle Peak Patio in Phoenix.

Kinda kitchy but great steak and what a view.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2019 08:10 AM (/tuJf)


They turned the Old San Francisco Steakhouse off the old Restaurant Row in Dallas into a strip club.

Posted by: Sponge at May 16, 2019 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

873 Hey! How was that rousing speech by Bloomberg? I heard on the news he was the WU commencement speaker an all I could think of was poor MH.....

Posted by: ERF at May 17, 2019 05:54 PM (NxG7K)

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