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The Morning Rant
(Apparently, GP still hasn't recovered from the Pacific Northwest MoMe)
That Cry of Anguish You Hear Is From From David French:
Perspective:
Prayer:
I think it was some millennial dude with an eastern-y sounding name convincing rich libs to pay him mucho dinero for jugs of infectious grey water, no?
I really, really, really need to come up with some idiotic, dangerous, pig-ignorant idea to sell to libs. They love it and will give you all their money, and then shit their guts out and die before they can file suit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2019 12:03 PM (AzW6q)
Answer:
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— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 10, 2019
California Politics In One Diagram:
(Click if you would like a closer look at this incestuous nest of rat-spiders)
Who Dis
For the 'Ettes:
Friday's celebs: Gemma Chan, and Ben Mendelsohn, appearing in many theaters new you in the movie Captain Marvel. And, of course, Christopher Milne and Pooh.
Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Caramel Chocolate Chip Cookies:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BigZesty at May 13, 2019 11:16 AM (pJUh7)
Posted by: Old Dude at May 13, 2019 11:16 AM (LGXGf)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2019 11:17 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 11:17 AM (9cans)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2019 11:17 AM (/tuJf)
Did you use the clue?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 13, 2019 11:18 AM (fhFbZ)
Posted by: pep at May 13, 2019 11:18 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 13, 2019 11:18 AM (DGS6j)
Posted by: Someguy at May 13, 2019 11:18 AM (oTYTN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 11:18 AM (9cans)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2019 11:19 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: pep at May 13, 2019 11:19 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 11:19 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: pep at May 13, 2019 11:20 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 11:20 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 13, 2019 11:20 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Gorrilla Pundit's zookeeper at May 13, 2019 11:21 AM (vN+oL)
Posted by: Moki at May 13, 2019 11:21 AM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 11:21 AM (W+vEI)
Police arrest 'Snarling Woman' in Burger King and find SEVEN SYRINGES full of liquid in her vagina.
https://dailym.ai/2LAyOZI
Yes ladies, the Moron lifestyle CAN be taken too far.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 13, 2019 11:21 AM (ju9gW)
No. That would be cheating.
I take it I'm wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2019 11:19 AM (/tuJf)
Yes, you're wrong.
I mean, you're right.
Er, you're wrong that you're wrong.
Your guess is correct.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 13, 2019 11:21 AM (fhFbZ)
Posted by: Archer at May 13, 2019 11:21 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 11:21 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: BigZesty at May 13, 2019 11:22 AM (pJUh7)
No. That would be cheating.
The clue isn't cheating, it's canon. It's a clue. Reverse google image searching is cheating.
The guy might be a Star Trek dweeb and I think one of the girls is Peggy Lipton.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2019 11:22 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 13, 2019 11:22 AM (DPjeO)
Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2019 11:22 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2019 11:22 AM (88xKn)
And Hiya Morons!
Posted by: ALH at May 13, 2019 11:22 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: BigZesty at May 13, 2019 11:22 AM (pJUh7)
Posted by: Gorrilla Pundit's zookeeper at May 13, 2019 11:21 AM (vN+oL)
Um, did Meredith have a different last name then? I mean, before Baxter or Baxter-Birney or whatever it eventually became.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 13, 2019 11:23 AM (fhFbZ)
Posted by: Archer at May 13, 2019 11:23 AM (gmo/4)
A couple of Doris Day songs in latest post on my Other People's Videos blog, linked in nic.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 13, 2019 11:23 AM (ECLlc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2019 11:23 AM (Av3cU)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eExfV_xKaiM
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 11:23 AM (9cans)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 13, 2019 11:23 AM (fhFbZ)
Posted by: ALH at May 13, 2019 11:23 AM (uLuPn)
Tab and his wife used to come in and shop in my Norfolk antique store.
That aint his widow
Posted by: REDACTED at May 13, 2019 11:24 AM (DPjeO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 13, 2019 11:24 AM (4knXT)
________________
Meredith Baxter wasn't on Petticoat Junction. That was Meridith MacRae.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 13, 2019 11:25 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2019 11:25 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2019 11:25 AM (Av3cU)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 13, 2019 11:25 AM (YslsA)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 13, 2019 11:25 AM (Dh1wo)
I loved her big, silly movies with Rock Hudson (I know, I know) and Cary Grant.
That Touch of Mink is a classic.
Posted by: ALH at May 13, 2019 11:25 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 13, 2019 11:26 AM (fhFbZ)
Posted by: free tibet at May 13, 2019 11:26 AM (gHCnG)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 11:26 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 11:26 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 11:26 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ALH at May 13, 2019 11:23 AM (uLuPn)
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Wait.
You're an ette??
Well.... THAT ruined the five year visual I had of you....
Posted by: fixerupper at May 13, 2019 11:26 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 13, 2019 11:26 AM (4knXT)
The diagram doesn't make clear that Ron Pelosi and Barbara Newsom were married for twenty-one years and Ron was Gavin's uncle. Gavin, by the way, is married to a Siebel, which is a big name in Silicon Valley (databases).
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2019 11:27 AM (Wd55D)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 13, 2019 11:27 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 11:27 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2019 11:22 AM (ykq7q)
There is an amazingly sexy photo of her floating around on the intertubes. I used it a few years ago to illustrate something on the blog I have since forgotten, but I haven't forgotten the photo!.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2019 11:27 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 11:27 AM (6qErC)
I loved her big, silly movies with Rock Hudson (I know, I know) and Cary Grant.
That Touch of Mink is a classic.
- - -
She did one with Clark Gable, which was kinda jarring? Then again, the plot was a sort of juxtaposition of old school/new generation approach to journalism. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 11:28 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 11:28 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2019 11:28 AM (Wd55D)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 11:28 AM (6qErC)
Re: Angela Lansbury as proto-Hillary in The Manchurian Candidate.
Meryl Streep was great as a modern evil Hillary in the remake of The Manchurian Candidate. A solid remake of a great movie that survives on its own as a good thriller.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 11:29 AM (9cans)
Wife, Mother, Companion, Domestic Goddess.
I am the whole package.
Posted by: ALH at May 13, 2019 11:29 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 11:26 AM (RD7QR)
That's an interesting, but alas, incorrect, guess.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 13, 2019 11:29 AM (fhFbZ)
We had a great time, honestly. I MAY have over-shopped but it worked out...if I don't die from drinking 80 pounds of pop I have left over
Despite my best efforts, I did not burn anything but wood in a fireplace and maybe two hamburgers.
The grill was not...expertly used. I suspect I put the coals in the ash pan instead of putting them elsewhere. This is what I get for not reading instructions.
But nobody got hurt, no jerks showed up and the only hobos we saw were each given a hot dog since they had adorable dogs with them.
We had a lot of good people stop by and I had a great time meeting them and feeding them.
I want to thank Nurse Ratchet for being the engine and butt-kicker that made this happen and kept communications going.
I want to thank all the folks who helped clean up and pack up at the end. Thanks guys, you're all Quality.
Do a MoMe. Do it. It is fun. It is not that hard. I'm a moron and I managed not to screw it up entirely.
And in addition to the thanks to and from OM, I want to thank Bluebell and Weasel again for the two AUTOGRAPHED cookbooks they provided as door prizes!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 13, 2019 11:29 AM (bcbK8)
Politics is a really, really small circle of people.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 11:29 AM (FiUMj)
Hey - said sleeping monkey. What else do you want?
no, don't answer that...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 11:29 AM (6qErC)
AOC did not make it to work this morning - the magic vortex in her kitchen sink has her enthralled.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 11:29 AM (pNxlR)
Hmm. Which one jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 11:27 AM (6qErC)
_________________
Probably the redhead, after she married that annoyingly bland handyman and doomed herself to a life of mediocrity.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 13, 2019 11:30 AM (k4dH2)
The gentleman? Beats me.
Posted by: Decaf at May 13, 2019 11:30 AM (PUz4C)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 11:28 AM (W+vEI)
My mother had a big crush on Clark Gable. She skipped school to go see GWTW when it first came out.
Posted by: ALH at May 13, 2019 11:30 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 11:30 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: ALH at May 13, 2019 11:23 AM (uLuPn)
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Wait.
You're an ette??
Well.... THAT ruined the five year visual I had of you....
Posted by: fixerupper at May 13, 2019 11:26 AM (8XRCm)
Didn't know you swung that way.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 11:30 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: misslurk'ette at May 13, 2019 11:31 AM (GDpRb)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 13, 2019 11:31 AM (YslsA)
"I can bring home the bacon,
fry it up in a pan,
and never, never make you forget you're a man"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 11:31 AM (6qErC)
Hey - said sleeping monkey. What else do you want?
no, don't answer that...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 11:29 AM (6qErC)
I've got a list, but I'll spare you.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 11:31 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 11:31 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 13, 2019 11:31 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2019 11:31 AM (Av3cU)
James MacArthur ("Dan-O") and the Petticoat Junction girls.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 11:31 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2019 11:31 AM (mvenn)
I really, really, really need to come up with some idiotic, dangerous, pig-ignorant idea to sell to libs. They love it and will give you all their money, and then shit their guts out and die before they can file suit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I still say, "canned air".
The breathable kind. Just aluminum cans of air.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2019 11:31 AM (F8EBp)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2019 11:27 AM (wYseH)
My 15yo self thought she was hot @the time...but she never had a very big part.
Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2019 11:31 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Decaf at May 13, 2019 11:31 AM (PUz4C)
Day 1: Only evil billionaire racist white people ever benefit from stocks
Day 2: OMG OrangeManbad caused a stock market crash and minorities/women will be destroyed.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (y7DUB)
***
Feh. It's just not Jack Lord without the big hair.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: pep at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 13, 2019 11:31 AM (bcbK
I hear a good strategy is to hit on the plain one in front of her friends. Gets the jealousy subroutine going.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2019 11:28 AM (Wd55D)
And there's a very good reason for that.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (fhFbZ)
Day 1: Only evil billionaire racist white people ever benefit from stocks
Day 2: OMG OrangeManbad caused a stock market crash and minorities/women will be destroyed.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (FiUMj)
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Day 3: What are 401(k)s and how are they a tool of the patriarchy?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (9cans)
Posted by: Mr. Soylant Greenjeans at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (UFLLM)
Ah. "Hallmark" channel flicks, I see...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (y7DUB)
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Didn't that start something like 10 years ago?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 11:33 AM (9cans)
Yup. IIRC, one of Barbara Boxer's daughters married one of Hillary Clinton's brothers (ended as you'd expect) and Gov. Cuomo married one of the Kennedy spawn.
They all want to be political royalty, puke!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 11:33 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (y7DUB)
His public persona is one continuous meltdown.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 11:33 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Soylant Greenjeans at May 13, 2019 11:33 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2019 11:33 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (y7DUB)
No. Who melted him down, and is there any hope he can be recycled into something useful?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 13, 2019 11:33 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 11:34 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (y7DUB)
What meltdown? Where? This sounds like it might be good.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 13, 2019 11:34 AM (fhFbZ)
***
Well, Democrats do want to be ruled rather than governed.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 11:34 AM (GEpFD)
Beats a search for George McCrae...
Rock your Baby!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 11:34 AM (6qErC)
Awaiting the first whine from someone who is miffed about no "good" in the previous thread.
Do you want us to ask you if you need to go potty now, too? (Two grandkids under age four, two days a week -- it's a thing.)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 11:34 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2019 11:22 AM (ykq7q)
There is an amazingly sexy photo of her floating around on the intertubes. I used it a few years ago to illustrate something on the blog I have since forgotten, but I haven't forgotten the photo!.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2019 11:27 AM (wYseH)
Friends would share a sexy picture of that blonde.
Just sayin.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 13, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2019 11:34 AM (Av3cU)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 11:34 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (y7DUB)
Due to global warming, right?
Posted by: Roy at May 13, 2019 11:34 AM (fG1QA)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 13, 2019 11:22 AM (DPjeO)
Who?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 13, 2019 11:26 AM (fhFbZ)
Do not take Lord's name in vain
Posted by: REDACTED at May 13, 2019 11:34 AM (DPjeO)
nood
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 11:34 AM (pNxlR)
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This is false nood.
Krebs to the barrel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 11:34 AM (9cans)
She has good taste!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 11:34 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2019 11:34 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (GEpFD)
*nods sagely*
Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 11:34 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 13, 2019 11:35 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (y7DUB)
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Saw the headline. That's top-notch scientific analysis. I wonder if AOC thinks he's got same dry sense of humor as hers.
Posted by: WisRich at May 13, 2019 11:35 AM (G0vdT)
107 was a correction to 104, not a bona fide n**d.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 11:35 AM (pNxlR)
nood
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 11:34 AM (pNxlR)
Premature nood-ers spend a night in the box.
Unless you saw something I didn't.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 13, 2019 11:35 AM (bcbK8)
AOC did not make it to work this morning - the magic vortex in her kitchen sink has her enthralled.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 11:29 AM (pNxlR)
She's pretty sure that if she just looks long enough she'll figure out what this "humor" thing is that everybody talks about.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 11:35 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2019 11:35 AM (xfb67)
I saw this on the gateway pundit, so looked around to see if it is true.
Found this youtube video from coca cola
https://tinyurl.com/y35xr7t2
celebrating ramadhan by changing their logo to a crescent in Norway, but seems they have more, like this video, promoting it too
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 11:35 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 13, 2019 11:35 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2019 11:35 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2019 11:35 AM (Av3cU)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 13, 2019 11:35 AM (fhFbZ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 11:36 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 13, 2019 11:36 AM (rpYJm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2019 11:36 AM (zBaqJ)
Mini-AOC Strikes Again With Another Spot-On Video Mocking Ocasio-Cortez
video over at the gateway pundit
she's hilarious
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 11:36 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 11:37 AM (6qErC)
...I lost my train of thought there. Too happy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 13, 2019 11:37 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 13, 2019 11:37 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 11:37 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Twice, at least twice you were notified. Now there will be penalties...and interest.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2019 11:37 AM (xSo9G)
Jack Lord was the first Felix Leiter in "Dr. No."
Too good looking, I guess. Until they got Rick Van Nutter for "Thunderball."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2019 11:37 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 11:37 AM (GEpFD)
Fine.
* steps into the b*rr*l *
Say! This place has loads of potential!
We're just leaving cash on the table by not putting this on the market right now!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 11:37 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 13, 2019 11:37 AM (m79Dg)
Allll a-BOARD!
Posted by: jbspry at May 13, 2019 11:37 AM (5mh48)
Meredith Baxter wasn't on Petticoat Junction. That was Meridith MacRae.
*******
I thought the cute blonde was Burgess Meredith.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2019 11:37 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Uncle Jo at May 13, 2019 11:38 AM (0yz8p)
Fine.
* steps into the b*rr*l *
Say! This place has loads of potential!
We're just leaving cash on the table by not putting this on the market right now!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 11:37 AM (pNxlR)
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Ctrl+A
Click on comment box
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 11:38 AM (9cans)
Meredith Baxter wasn't on Petticoat Junction. That was Meridith MacRae.
*******
I thought the cute blonde was Burgess Meredith.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2019 11:37 AM (mvenn)
Rosie O'Donuts, in the tux, with a cloaca...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2019 11:38 AM (zBaqJ)
***
Nah, that was the guy who got stabbed at Altamont.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 11:38 AM (GEpFD)
It's complicated.
Posted by: Uncle Jo at May 13, 2019 11:38 AM (0yz8p)
Usually, they just use X
Posted by: Roy at May 13, 2019 11:38 AM (fG1QA)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 11:39 AM (6qErC)
***
Nah, that was the guy who got stabbed at Altamont.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 11:38 AM (GEpFD)
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He avoided one massive explosion just to get a bomb placed in his apartment.
Obsolete.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 11:39 AM (9cans)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2019 11:39 AM (CDGwz)
The original blonde Billie-Jo was Gunilla Hutton.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2019 11:39 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 13, 2019 11:39 AM (JoUsr)
missed the latest, but I thought this happened every day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2019 11:39 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (y7DUB)
He melted down? How could you tell?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2019 11:39 AM (7njPr)
I thought the cute blonde was Burgess Meredith.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2019 11:37 AM (mvenn)
Anthony Burgess
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 11:39 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 11:39 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 11:40 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 11:40 AM (6qErC)
I loved all of her comedies, the only ones I avoided were the ones where she tried to be serious.
I once went as DD to an office famous people themed Christmas party by wearing a white sheath dress, long white gloves and sprayed my hair white.
Posted by: Decaf at May 13, 2019 11:40 AM (PUz4C)
Posted by: t-bird at May 13, 2019 11:28 AM (Wd55D)
And there's a very good reason for that.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 13, 2019 11:32 AM (fhFbZ)
Extensive plastic surgery! I KNEW it!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 11:40 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2019 11:40 AM (mvenn)
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Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 13, 2019 11:40 AM (sktRI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2019 11:39 AM (zBaqJ)
Sounds Puerto Rican.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 11:40 AM (lwiT4)
Scroll down to where Tony Randall is helping Doris/Jan out of the car. But so much great fashion before you get there. (Rock Hudson looks like he wants to hold his nose in the pic where he's kissing her.)
https://tinyurl.com/bu49w3u
Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 11:41 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 13, 2019 11:39 AM (JoUsr)
No idea either. And a Hollywood actor friend, who shall remain nameless so as not to destroy his career, bought her house in the Valley around 1997 or so. His neighbor was Richard Basehart's widow.
Really nice house too.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2019 11:41 AM (zBaqJ)
Bill's neurosyphilis is really getting bad... or possibly the neurocysticercosis from that affair he had with the bear...
Posted by: Mr. Soylant Greenjeans at May 13, 2019 11:41 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at May 13, 2019 11:41 AM (3Bzg7)
Had to. Newton used up all the apples.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 11:41 AM (6qErC)
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SCIENCE!
Posted by: Zombie Magnus Pike at May 13, 2019 11:41 AM (GEpFD)
Judge approves unusual court transportation plan for defendant who weighs more than 900 pounds
A man who weighs more than 900 pounds is set to be brought to federal court in Richmond on Monday, after the approval of a plan involving the FBI, the U.S. Marshals Service, the Richmond Ambulance Authority, the Henrico County Division of Fire, and state and local emergency personnel.
Kenneth T. Hicks, 48, of Emporia, who is charged in a cocaine conspiracy case, is scheduled to plead guilty before U.S. Magistrate Judge David J. Novak and could be taken into custody immediately. On Tuesday, Novak approved an unusual transportation plan for Hicks sought by the government and his lawyer in an effort to protect his health, safety and dignity.
The arrangements could involve cutting through a wall where he lives, bracing the structure and even cutting down some trees.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2019 11:41 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2019 11:39 AM (zBaqJ)
Sounds Puerto Rican.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 11:40 AM (lwiT4)
Scandinavian to my ears.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2019 11:41 AM (zBaqJ)
We might consider bottling the fragrance in here and selling it as cologne, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 11:42 AM (pNxlR)
Just sayin.
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Is he wearing a drool cup yet?
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I was going to do that. HR intervened. It was a mess.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2019 11:42 AM (F8EBp)
Everything he does falls into the category of "Idiotic Claims made by an Idiot, for Idiots."
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Yeah, how's about I do that five, six, maybe seven times running? Would I build up immunity?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 11:43 AM (pNxlR)
Christmas party by wearing a white sheath dress, long white gloves and
sprayed my hair white.
Posted by: Decaf at May 13, 2019 11:40 AM (PUz4C)
Check out the pictorial in the tinyurl at 162. I think she borrowed your outfit!
Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 11:43 AM (DJFLF)
NYC area morons are sure to remember Jo-Jo Georgiani circa the mid 80s.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2019 11:43 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Someguy at May 13, 2019 11:43 AM (oTYTN)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 11:43 AM (6qErC)
Also... cookies.
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 13, 2019 11:40 AM (sktRI)
next, mount Rushmore
who better?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 11:43 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 11:42 AM (lwiT4)
Fasting. Drink plenty of ice water.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 11:43 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2019 11:39 AM (zBaqJ)
Sounds Puerto Rican.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 11:40 AM (lwiT4)
Scandinavian to my ears.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Sounds German.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2019 11:44 AM (F8EBp)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 11:44 AM (RD7QR)
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You're about 20 years too late on that one, partner.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Wintle at May 13, 2019 11:44 AM (RD/6H)
I need to lose 5 pounds of belly fat to fit into my favorite summer
skirt. Those cookies are not helping. I need one neat trick.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 11:42 AM (lwiT4)
Spanx? Or you could get depressed like me and entirely lose your appetite.
Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 11:44 AM (DJFLF)
https://tinyurl.com/yyrfqdl2
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 13, 2019 11:35 AM (y7DUB)
That's not a meltdown. That's just his usual dickishness on display.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2019 11:44 AM (7njPr)
I think I read a while back that Gunilla was a love interest of Nat King Cole.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 13, 2019 11:44 AM (JoUsr)
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I can attest to this.
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All the while telling you it's for your own good.
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Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 11:44 AM (RD7QR)
Isn't this the story of the final victims of Jim Jones?
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Yeah, how's about I do that five, six, maybe seven times running? Would I build up immunity?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 11:43 AM (pNxlR)
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You've found the secret!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 11:45 AM (9cans)
I've got a better idea - why don't they just rent a front end loader, drop him off in the middle of the desert, and see what happens?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2019 11:45 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: freaked at May 13, 2019 11:44 AM (0yz8p)
He obviously doesn't get high on his own supply....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 13, 2019 11:45 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 11:43 AM (NWiLs)
I drink plenty of iced .... beverages. Is one of them supposed to be water?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 11:46 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 11:46 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 11:42 AM (lwiT4)
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Eat fruits and vegetables before 5pm, and don't stuff yourself on pretty much anything you want between 5-8. Don't eat or drink anything except water after 8pm.
Walk some.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Wintle at May 13, 2019 11:46 AM (RD/6H)
There isn't a 30 year old American who has not seen one before.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 11:46 AM (FiUMj)
She was just...anti-sexy.
Everything was pert and perfect, so far as I could tell with her clothes on, but...nothing. No fire. No heat. No smoke.
Probably just me.
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Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 11:45 AM (DJFLF)
"And that's Uncle Joe, he'll kill you kind of slow in Kolyma..."
"And that's Uncle Joe, he'll grope you with his toe..."
Oops. Wrong Uncle Joes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2019 11:46 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 11:43 AM (NWiLs)
I drink plenty of iced .... beverages. Is one of them supposed to be water?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 11:46 AM (lwiT4)
Um...yes.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 11:46 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 11:35 AM (vEIlU)
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Coke gone nuts trying to kill their brand? Why not when they are run by the products of such great anti-capitalist institutions as Yale and Harvard.
Posted by: Decaf at May 13, 2019 11:47 AM (PUz4C)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 11:42 AM (lwiT4)
Tapeworm.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 11:47 AM (Ez6QX)
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There are women like that. Lucille Ball was not unattractive.
Zero Boners.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 13, 2019 11:47 AM (NFEMn)
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Maybe that's why she was married four times.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 11:47 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 13, 2019 11:47 AM (lmPMy)
No. Don't drink the water. Fish fornicate in it.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)
https://tinyurl.com/yyrfqdl2
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 13, 2019 11:35 AM (y7DUB)
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Oh no. Is that a 70 year old man in the same costume he wore in his Nickelodean show in the 80s?
That poor bastard.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Wintle at May 13, 2019 11:48 AM (RD/6H)
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2019 11:46 AM (zBaqJ)
Ha! Perfect theme for that Tales of the Crypt-looking geek.
Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 11:48 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2019 11:39 AM (zBaqJ)
Sounds Puerto Rican.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 11:40 AM (lwiT4)
Scandinavian to my ears.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Born: Gothenburg, Sweden
Raised: Ft. Worth, Texas
Boo-yah!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2019 11:48 AM (F8EBp)
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I can see that, pretty as she was. I think it's really just the fact that she was the epitome of wholesome.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 13, 2019 11:48 AM (JoUsr)
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There are women like that. Lucille Ball was not unattractive.
Zero Boners.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 13, 2019 11:47 AM (NFEMn)
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I finally found Winona Ryder attractive yesterday.
Watched Heathers for the first time, and I found her quite attractive. Never felt that way about her before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 11:48 AM (9cans)
That poor bastard.
***
Bless his heart.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 11:48 AM (GEpFD)
https://tinyurl.com/y35xr7t2
celebrating ramadhan by changing their logo to a crescent in Norway,
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Iran orders men not to look at women during Ramadan...
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So just watch it, you guys! That is, don't watch it!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2019 11:49 AM (+y/Ru)
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Posted by: Sponge at May 13, 2019 11:49 AM (IXZGh)
DJIA: - 626.74
NASDAQ: - 258.13
Ordinarily I would be a buyer here, but I suspect it's going lower--especially if Comey is indicted, which will open the flood gates.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 13, 2019 11:49 AM (DwzBO)
Iran orders men not to look at women during Ramadan...
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So just watch it, you guys! That is, don't watch it!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2019 11:49 AM (+y/Ru)
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You'd think they would want men to be looking at women as much as possible to distract from their awful flailing economy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 11:49 AM (9cans)
Watched Heathers for the first time, and I found her quite attractive. Never felt that way about her before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 11:48 AM (9cans)
She was always hot. But YMMV.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 13, 2019 11:49 AM (NFEMn)
Petticoat Junction
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 13, 2019
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. . .
Whenever I hear Bob Seeger's "Fire Lake," with the line about "You remember Uncle Joe -- he was the one afraid to cut the cane," I picture Edgar Buchanan's Uncle Joe ("He's a-movin' mighty slow at the Junction").
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2019 11:49 AM (elsTe)
Earlier today - someone posted linkage to The Tonight Show w/her and Carson during the "bra free" 70's...
Clearly chilly, that studio was.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 11:49 AM (6qErC)
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Yeah, depressed means eating a bit more in my world.
Now extremely stressed... that's the ticket for losing weight in my world.
/or visit a foreign country where you don't like the food or really speak the language for a week or so.
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 13, 2019 11:49 AM (sktRI)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 13, 2019 11:49 AM (JoUsr)
Walk some.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Wintle at May 13, 2019 11:46 AM (RD/6H)
I don't eat or drink after 5 and walk three miles a day. I think there comes a time when the pregnancy weight should not be there any longer, yes? Like post-32 years?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 11:49 AM (lwiT4)
*******
I thought the cute blonde was Burgess Meredith.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 13, 2019 11:37 AM (mvenn)
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Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job?
Want to get lunch?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 13, 2019 11:49 AM (pw+jk)
Now does that apply to goats?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Hakbad Makbar at May 13, 2019 11:50 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2019 11:41 AM (+y/Ru)
Keep a tally of the costs, and make him work it off in prison. Along with about 700 pounds.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2019 11:50 AM (7njPr)
https://tinyurl.com/yyrfqdl2
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 13, 2019 11:35 AM (y7DUB)
That's not a meltdown. That's just his usual dickishness on display."
You realize that if you deleted that audio track, and replaced it with one where the speaker was ranting that "THE DEVIL IS COMING TO TAKE YOUR SOULS! REPENT, REPENT YE EVILDOERS OR YE SHALL ALL PERISH IN FLAME!!!!"
... it would look exactly the same, and the words would fit the video perfectly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2019 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 13, 2019 11:50 AM (lmPMy)
all that cooking and slaving over a hot grill!
all yall are wonderful folks and I truly enjoyed meeting of of you. And Mrs OM is most wonderful!
Looking forward to doing this again next year!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2019 11:50 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2019 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)
Right? A couple of months ago, I searched for Bill Nye memes for one of my rants, and I naively thought I would find one pointing out how ridiculous he is. But from what I found, 90% of the Bll Nye memes were adulatory, like he was some kind of Einstein. I was both amazed and disgusted.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 13, 2019 11:50 AM (fhFbZ)
176 I need to lose 5 pounds of belly fat to fit into my favorite summer skirt. Those cookies are not helping. I need one neat trick.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 11:42 AM (lwiT4)
Just say bye,bye belly fat
Posted by: Marie Osmond at May 13, 2019 11:50 AM (TAmPV)
NASDAQ: - 258.13
Ordinarily I would be a buyer here, but I suspect it's going lower--especially if Comey is indicted, which will open the flood gates.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 13, 2019 11:49 AM (DwzBO)
Why would Comey being indicted have anything to do with it?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 13, 2019 11:50 AM (NFEMn)
Watched Heathers for the first time, and I found her quite attractive. Never felt that way about her before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 11:48 AM (9cans)
She was always hot. But YMMV.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 13, 2019 11:49 AM (NFEMn)
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I always saw her as boyish, I guess. Especially since I came of age around the release of Alien Resurrection.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 11:50 AM (9cans)
Posted by: freaked at May 13, 2019 11:44 AM (0yz8p)
He wasn't the dealer, he was the enforcer. Can't pay for the stuff? Legs, meet immense fat guy.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 11:50 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 11:50 AM (lwiT4)
President Trump takes over Fourth of July celebration, changing its location and inserting himself into the program
WASHINGTON - President Donald Trump has effectively taken charge of the nation's premier Fourth of July celebration in Washington, moving the gargantuan fireworks display from its usual spot on the Mall to be closer to the Potomac River and making tentative plans to address the nation from the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, according to top administration officials.
The president's starring role has the potential to turn what has long been a nonpartisan celebration of the nation's founding into another version of a Trump campaign rally. Officials said it is unclear how much the changes may cost, but the plans have already raised alarms among city officials and some lawmakers about the potential impact of such major alterations to a time-honored and well-organized summer tradition.
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The new event, to be called "A Salute to America," will shift the fireworks launch to West Potomac Park, nearly a mile southwest of its usual location near the Washington Monument. In addition to a possible address by Trump, the location may feature a second stage of entertainment apart from the performers at the Capitol, officials said.
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Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 11:50 AM (vEIlU)
The most disgusting thing about Bill Nye is that the Left treats him like he's some "SCIENTIST!!!" but in fact he's just an actor who played at being a scientist in some kids show way back when.
When you grew up thinking that Captain Planet and the Planeteers and Fern Gully, the Last Rainforest were documentaries, your mental faculties never got too deep.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 11:50 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 11:46 AM (lwiT4)
May I suggest gin and diet tonic? It has water in it. B
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 13, 2019 11:51 AM (sjdRT)
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Why not just bring the court to him? Cheaper and easier.
Posted by: Decaf at May 13, 2019 11:51 AM (PUz4C)
skirt.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 11:42 AM (lwiT4)
Diet tonic water is okay in GandTs....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2019 11:51 AM (wYseH)
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What could he do? Give them a big splash like Haystacks Calhoun?
Posted by: Hakbad Makbar at May 13, 2019 11:51 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Wintle at May 13, 2019 11:51 AM (RD/6H)
In justifying Trump's changes, Interior officials argued that moving the fireworks launching site from the north and south sides of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool - where it has been located for at least 18 years - to West Potomac Park will allow more for visitors.
no doubt
He has more followers than just about anyone.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 11:51 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2019 11:51 AM (wYseH)
Psych!
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 13, 2019 11:51 AM (sjdRT)
Iran orders men not to look at women during Ramadan...
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It's ok to look at photos while buggering young boys though.
Posted by: Jolo at May 13, 2019 11:51 AM (WrMOC)
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Yeah, depressed means eating a bit more in my world.
Now extremely stressed... that's the ticket for losing weight in my world.
/or visit a foreign country where you don't like the food or really speak the language for a week or so.
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 13, 2019 11:49 AM (sktRI)
Some people stress/depress eat. I lose my appetite when either one happens.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 11:52 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 13, 2019 11:52 AM (lmPMy)
Que? For many years it was over the Powtowmack....
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 11:52 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Someguy at May 13, 2019 11:43 AM (oTYTN)
Jabba the Hutt was innocent, too!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2019 11:52 AM (7njPr)
She was just...anti-sexy.
Everything was pert and perfect, so far as I could tell with her clothes on, but...nothing. No fire. No heat. No smoke.
Probably just me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 13, 2019 11:46 AM
You're not alone.
Other than an appearance on Johnny Carson on what was obviously a cold stage, umm, yeah. Nothing.
Pretty? Sure. Attractive? You bet.
But not the one a teen dude thinks of.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2019 11:52 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 11:52 AM (FiUMj)
I can see the potential impact of a Trade War with China causing apprehension, but I can't see the Comey Clown Show as rating a blip in either direction. (I strongly suspect that China's recent announcement is behind today's action)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2019 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)
Officials said it is unclear how much the changes may cost, but the plans have already raised alarms among city officials and some lawmakers about the potential impact of such major alterations to a time-honored and well-organized summer tradition.
Like said "some lawmakers" gave fook all about the JEF jacking around time-honored traditions.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 11:52 AM (pNxlR)
H2O and ETOH both have H and O in them, thus they are equivalent and can be used interchangeably!
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Posted by: Mr. Soylant Greenjeans at May 13, 2019 11:53 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 13, 2019 11:53 AM (lmPMy)
She was just...anti-sexy.
Everything was pert and perfect, so far as I could tell with her clothes on, but...nothing. No fire. No heat. No smoke.
Probably just me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
She wasn't supposed to be. She was 40 years old when I was born.
To me, she was my Sunday School teacher. Pretty, but not in a sexual way.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2019 11:53 AM (F8EBp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2019 11:53 AM (+y/Ru)
I can see the potential impact of a Trade War with China causing apprehension, but I can't see the Comey Clown Show as rating a blip in either direction. (I strongly suspect that China's recent announcement is behind today's action)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2019 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)
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It probably has more to do with Alyssa Milano's sex strike.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 11:53 AM (9cans)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 13, 2019 11:53 AM (k4dH2)
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I'm going to need you to sit down when I tell you this next thing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Wintle at May 13, 2019 11:53 AM (RD/6H)
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Have you tried intermittent fasting? I do that too, and have for a few years. Nothing drastic like Ace goes through. I just open my tummy for business at noon and by 8pm, it shuts down with no exceptions (except for water).
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 13, 2019 11:53 AM (JoUsr)
Other than an appearance on Johnny Carson on what was obviously a cold stage, umm, yeah. Nothing.
Pretty? Sure. Attractive? You bet.
But not the one a teen dude thinks of.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2019 11:52 AM (0tfLf)
Doris Day looked too much like everybody's Mom. Well, at least like mine.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2019 11:53 AM (Kpl3J)
Why not just bring the court to him? Cheaper and easier.
Posted by: Decaf at May 13, 2019 11:51 AM (PUz4C)
Holding session at his house does seem more reasonable.
Posted by: Someguy at May 13, 2019 11:54 AM (oTYTN)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 11:54 AM (FiUMj)
Bernie Sanders is on his second wife, and he has a child out of wedlock with a third woman.
Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2019 11:54 AM (9VeU0)
***
RAYCISS!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 11:54 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Bill Nye the Gulag Guy at May 13, 2019 11:55 AM (RD7QR)
Other than an appearance on Johnny Carson on what was obviously a cold stage, umm, yeah. Nothing.
Pretty? Sure. Attractive? You bet.
But not the one a teen dude thinks of.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2019 11:52 AM (0tfLf)
Doris Day looked too much like everybody's Mom. Well, at least like mine.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2019 11:53 AM (Kpl3J)
Not seeing the problem here.
Posted by: Oedipus Rex at May 13, 2019 11:55 AM (NWiLs)
***
Good lord. How little self-esteem does a woman have to have to spread her legs for THAT?
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 11:55 AM (GEpFD)
Now extremely stressed... that's the ticket for losing weight in my world.
/or visit a foreign country where you don't like the food or really speak the language for a week or so.
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 13, 2019 11:49 AM (sktRI)
I always knew I was a stress faster, just recently found out my appetite also shuts down when I'm depressed. It was actually scary. Anyhow, I'm out of it now, but I guess the key to staying slim in my world is to remain miserable.
Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 11:55 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 13, 2019 11:55 AM (wYseH)
DJIA: - 626.74
NASDAQ: - 258.13
Ordinarily I would be a buyer here, but I suspect it's going lower--especially if Comey is indicted, which will open the flood gates.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 13, 2019 11:49 AM (DwzBO)
Soros doing what he can to make Trump look bad. Guess I picked the wrong time to high risk my 401k and IRA's.
Posted by: Sponge at May 13, 2019 11:55 AM (IXZGh)
Doris Day looked too much like everybody's Mom. Well, at least like mine.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2019 11:53 AM (Kpl3J)
I'm sure some rons were mortally wounded by this statement.
Posted by: Someguy at May 13, 2019 11:55 AM (oTYTN)
To me, she was my Sunday School teacher. Pretty, but not in a sexual way.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2019 11:53 AM (F8EBp)
Ha! So that's what you thought!!!
Posted by: Your Pastor at May 13, 2019 11:55 AM (Kpl3J)
Makes sense.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 11:56 AM (FiUMj)
She just does the positions where you don't have to spread legs. Or look at him. Or be in the same zip code.
Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 11:56 AM (DJFLF)
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At first, I thought it was Jimmy Olson.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 13, 2019 11:56 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Gypsy the robot at May 13, 2019 11:56 AM (aKsyK)
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Here is something no one talks about.
Bernie Sanders is on his second wife, and he has a child out of wedlock with a third woman.
Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2019 11:54 AM
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Ipso facto: communist women are blind.
Posted by: irright at May 13, 2019 11:56 AM (aSKRB)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 13, 2019 11:57 AM (lmPMy)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 13, 2019 11:53 AM (JoUsr)
I just started doing this last week. Hoping it helps, because late 40's is not the best time for women to lose weight!
Grannie do you do any strength training? I have found that helps me a bit, more than walking/running or any other kind of cardio.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 11:57 AM (Ez6QX)
The usual location has a major drawback. The view of many people seated to the north is eclipsed by the monument. Moving it is probably a smart move, logistically speaking, although it may overload some Metro stops.
Posted by: pep at May 13, 2019 11:57 AM (wW03z)
Damn. Shoulda lived closer, then. NCO's wives (well, grew up on base) were generally.... ah, "sturdy"...
*ducks*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 11:57 AM (6qErC)
Aaaand they get their news primarily from comedians. Thank, Jon Stewart!!
Saw an ad for some new Comedy Central show that is about "gender equality, and how America is so behind on this issue the (former Daily Show?) "reporter"/comedian travels to places like South Africa to see how other countries are so much more advanced and doing things right.
Not kidding.
Wow, cannot believe I could write that without getting a giggle fit,
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 11:57 AM (W+vEI)
Bernie Sanders is on his second wife, and he has a child out of wedlock with a third woman.
Having sexual relations with Bernie Sanders would be the bizarro-reverso world equivalent of having sex with Miss Faversham from "Great Expectations".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 11:57 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 13, 2019 11:52 AM (lmPMy)
Did you ask her?
Posted by: Caliban at May 13, 2019 11:57 AM (qEujL)
Posted by: DanMan at May 13, 2019 11:57 AM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 11:52 AM
****
I'm trying to find the link for that now. It's hilarious.
Just want to point out the Dolf is a Coug from Washington State.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2019 11:58 AM (0tfLf)
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What does "cut the cane" mean?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2019 11:58 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2019 11:49 AM (Av3cU)
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Linda Sarsour, the Palestinian Louse?
Posted by: Decaf at May 13, 2019 11:58 AM (PUz4C)
***
So the ANC necklaces just as many women as men?
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 11:58 AM (GEpFD)
And besides remember waaaaay back in December when stocks plunged 1000 points and the end of the world was upon us? Or when the same thing happened in September? Or last February? We have these mini crashes every 6 months and then a month later nobody remember it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 11:58 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Hot Alien Chicks at May 13, 2019 11:59 AM (0yz8p)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
That would be hysterical.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2019 11:59 AM (F8EBp)
found that helps me a bit, more than walking/running or any other kind
of cardio.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 11:57 AM (Ez6QX)
I did until about Christmas time, when I got this dang Bell's Palsy and now pneumonia. I hope to get back to it soon. It really helps my husband keep his weight under control.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 11:59 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Closer than you think, Jack Lord was offered the role of Kirk. IIRC he asked too much on the pay, so it went to Shatner...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 13, 2019 11:59 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 13, 2019 11:53 AM (k4dH2)
good
the entire cast was still behind that ____
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 11:59 AM (vEIlU)
277 Who the fuck still drinks Coke? Or any soda?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 11:54 AM (FiUMj)
*sheepishly* me. I am a major diet Coke addict. But not anymore, told hubs last night when I saw that it's water and tea from now on.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 12:00 PM (Ez6QX)
***
Hmm.
"Beam me up, Scotto!"
Nah.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 12:00 PM (GEpFD)
That would be "the one afraid to cut the CAKE" - a reference to the fact that Joe was a "confirmed bachelor" which is another way to say homosexual.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 13, 2019 12:00 PM (81OU+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2019 12:00 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 13, 2019 12:00 PM (Dh1wo)
Fans HATE it.
I loved it.
Fans wanted a happy ending and can't deal with the idea of Dany going off the deep end.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 12:00 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 13, 2019 11:52 AM (lmPMy)
The Playboy magazine cover when she was dressed in the Bunny uniform?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 13, 2019 12:00 PM (NFEMn)
So the ANC necklaces just as many women as men?
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 11:58 AM (GEpFD)
And they let just as many women set them alight as they do men! It's the Winnie Mandela Equal Rights Clause.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 12:00 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:01 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 13, 2019 12:01 PM (81OU+)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 12:01 PM (6qErC)
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What does "cut the cane" mean?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2019 11:58 AM (+y/Ru)
It's what the kids call circumcision these days.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:01 PM (NWiLs)
What were the reasons for Pernell Roberts abrupt departure from the series?
He claimed that he was very disappointed and disenchanted with the overall direction and writing of the show. Roberts didn't care for his Adam character having to ask his father for permission being an adult, the eldest Cartwright son and also the most educated with an architectural degree. Now imagine a grown man having to say "yes Pa, no Pa!" Sounds quite silly! While his brothers Hoss and Joe had minimal education. Its interesting to note that after the fifth season, all of the cast were negotiating new contracts with hefty salary increases for additional seasons. Lorne Greene, Dan Blocker and Michael Landon all signed for five more seasons with an increase of pay from $5,000 per episode to $8,000 (which, after adjusting for inflation, would be equivalent to $60,000 an episode in 2015.). Greene tried to persuade Pernell Roberts to do the same because by sticking with Bonanza then he'd be financially set for life. Roberts opted to sign only for the sixth season and to leave the show afterwards. His costars eventually became millionaires and Roberts missed out on this lucrative windfall. The writers left open the possibility of Adam's return for future storylines though this never came about since Roberts never returned to the show. Many years after leaving Bonanza, Pernell Roberts expressed sincere regrets on his leaving the show as he felt that the media coverage of his departure had left his fans with a very negative impression of him. He did eulogize his former costar Victor Sen Yung at his funeral in 1980 as he felt that it was the right thing to do at the time.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 13, 2019 12:02 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2019 12:02 PM (TN7xY)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:02 PM (FiUMj)
Yeah, Winnie Mandela, proving women are just as good as men when it comes to being a murderous gag leader.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 12:03 PM (W+vEI)
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He's a shoe in for an In Search Of reboot. "Loch Ness Monster! I seen the Loch Ness Monster! It was wearing a MAGA hat!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2019 12:03 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 12:00 PM (9cans)
Don't watch the show but a happy ending seems an odd thing to expect. Isn't killing off "main characters" and good people George RR Martin's whole thing? And the inbred crazy family thing had a massive amount of foreshadowing in the novels.
Posted by: Someguy at May 13, 2019 12:03 PM (oTYTN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Wintle at May 13, 2019 12:03 PM (RD/6H)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 11:54 AM (FiUMj)
10, 2 and 4, baby.
Dr. Pepper FTW!
Posted by: Sponge at May 13, 2019 12:03 PM (IXZGh)
You're not alone.
Other than an appearance on Johnny Carson on what was obviously a cold stage, umm, yeah. Nothing.
Pretty? Sure. Attractive? You bet.
But not the one a teen dude thinks of.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2019
*
*
. . .
I gotta chime in and say . . . Doris was not my best Day.
As somebody above said, pretty like a Sunday school teacher, but not hot.
Gunilla Hutton, on the other hand --!!!!!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2019 12:04 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
She was cute in 'Smoky and the Bandit'. The sense of humor came out. But after that, nothing.
Posted by: FrodoB at May 13, 2019 12:04 PM (ctEmO)
the bizarro-reverso world equivalent of having sex with Miss Faversham
from "Great Expectations".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 11:57 AM (pNxlR)
Having sex with bernie proves that woman can actually have a grudge against their vaj.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2019 12:04 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 12:00 PM (9cans)
Don't watch the show but a happy ending seems an odd thing to expect. Isn't killing off "main characters" and good people George RR Martin's whole thing? And the inbred crazy family thing had a massive amount of foreshadowing in the novels.
Posted by: Someguy at May 13, 2019 12:03 PM (oTYTN)
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Exactly.
That's obviously been the point for a long time.
But people have their favorite characters and won't let go of their vision of them.
I've been on the other side of the Star Wars is now terrible debate, but more of a lean. It'll be fun to be fully on the GoT ended great side when every shrieky idiot thinks that the show ended terribly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 12:04 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 13, 2019 12:05 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (xPJvm)
he was the one afraid to cut the cane
That would be "the one afraid to cut the CAKE" - a reference to the
fact that Joe was a "confirmed bachelor" which is another way to say
homosexual.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 13, 2019
*
*
. . .
To my ears, Seeger's croaky vocal always sounded like "cane." I guess "cake" makes a kind of sense.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (elsTe)
... it would look exactly the same, and the words would fit the video perfectly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2019 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)
Heh. Didn't watch the video. It's Bill Nye, why bother? But that would be a great idea. And put it up on Ewetoob so some of the True Believers might see it by mistake.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (7njPr)
Iran orders men not to look at women during Ramadan...
Is that part of the Alyssa Milano sex strike?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2019 12:07 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: eleven at May 13, 2019 12:07 PM (NLLmE)
Why is it that nobody seems to know that Gavin Newsom Is Nancy Pelosi's nephew, and she has greased the wheels for his entire career.
Posted by: Gunslinger at May 13, 2019 12:08 PM (R2gO3)
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I can see that, pretty as she was. I think it's really just the fact that she was the epitome of wholesome.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at May 13, 2019 11:48 AM (JoUsr)
Same with Haley Mills. Very pretty but no stirrings.
Snow White on the other hand..........
Posted by: Sooner at May 13, 2019 12:09 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 11:54 AM (FiUMj)
( *raises hand* )
Big Pepsi addict. Part of my diet, upon which I have lost 20 lbs., was switching from regular Pepsi to Pepsi 0, which has no carbs, no sugar, no calories, but the taste is almost like the Regular version that I can tolerate it.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 13, 2019 12:10 PM (fhFbZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2019 12:11 PM (Av3cU)
Posted by: Gunslinger at May 13, 2019 12:08 PM (R2gO3)
Because Democrat.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 13, 2019 12:11 PM (fhFbZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2019 12:11 PM (Av3cU)
I could hope for an APPROPRIATE ending to GOT.
Having Cersi killed by a falling roof is just shitty writing. Unless Tyrion, on a dragon, tore the roof off.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 13, 2019 12:11 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2019 12:11 PM (Av3cU)
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Prediction:
Arya kills Jon Snow, steals his face, kills Dary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 12:12 PM (9cans)
Posted by: eleven at May 13, 2019 12:13 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2019 12:13 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2019 12:14 PM (Av3cU)
I can now retire the Christmas mug that I have been using at work for the last three years!
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (TN7xY)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:02 PM (FiUMj)
He apparently never actually worked as an engineer. And, as an engineering student, he would have had to study the physics of heat transfer, and should have been less likely than most people to have been taken in by the Gerbil worming fraud.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2019 12:19 PM (7njPr)
How fitting.
Posted by: Sponge at May 13, 2019 11:49 AM (IXZGh)
Don't be silly. It was perfectly level.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2019 12:21 PM (TN7xY)
Posted by: Locke Common at May 13, 2019 12:25 PM (IdkGz)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 11:52 AM (pNxlR)
How amazing to hear ANOTHER Senate bitching about the Mos Maiorum!
Posted by: Kindltot at May 13, 2019 12:30 PM (TN7xY)
Although I apparently had missed the Diogenes post, Left Coast Dawg did fill me in on Diogenes kind offer to Husky fans post Apple Cup. Looking forward to it. Never had Wagyu beef before.
And Oregon Muse is as erudite in person as he is digitally.
Picked up a new range partner.
I have more to tell. Would go again.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at May 13, 2019 12:48 PM (hKi6n)
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Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (aka: Obamaboro), VT at May 13, 2019 01:35 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 13, 2019 02:06 PM (Cus5s)
24 >>Did you use the clue?
No. That would be cheating.
The clue isn't cheating, it's canon. It's a clue. Reverse google image searching is cheating.
How do you FORWARD google image search something?
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