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The ONT Is Back!

Hi everyone! I'm back from Florida. I'd like to thank the COBS who stepped up and provided ONTs last week while I was gone. Hmm, it's been a while, I'm trying to remember what it is that you perverts like in an ONT...

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Parenting

You will be made illegal. Parenting Magazine Warns ‘Blond, Cheerful’ Families Dangerous, Likely Right Wing. Yes, this is Germany, but read through and see what traits they highlight as possibly being signs of people who are problematic. For example:

Heike Radvan of the controversial Amadeu Antonio Foundation warns that “children of right-wing parents are not necessarily different from other children”, but says they are often “very obedient” and might not talk much.

Despite asserting that such children are not outspoken, the “experts” wheeled out by the magazine warn that a sinister aspect of right-wing parenting is that they instil self-confidence in their progeny.

So if you raise obedient, self-confident children, the state will definitely need to keep an eye on you. Of course, if your kids are cross-dressing criminals, then everything must be fine.


Or this guy: Man Is Suing Parents for $86,000 After They Binned His Porn Collection. Exactly the kind of subject that the overlords want in this brave new world.

A Smart Military Blog

Here's some scaremongering from Reuters:


I notice that nowhere in that video do they mention US anti-missile defenses. I'm not saying that they are the end-all be-all, but they exist and should be considered, no? On the other hand:

WHY THE U.S. MILITARY IS WOEFULLY UNPREPARED FOR A MAJOR CONVENTIONAL CONFLICT

Reminder: Practice your war face (sound on).



Biden's Running!

If God loves us, we'll get Biden/Trump debates. Those would be epic. Anyhow, on this momentous occasion, lets look back at one of Joe's greatest hits:


Then there's his policy ideas, which are, I suppose, a big fucking deal. Joe Biden: We Should ‘Build Upon’ Obamacare. I wonder what the family in the next story would advise on that front, Joe?

Truly Sad

No, I take that back. It isn't sad. It's a goddamn travesty. But hey, National Health will be great when it gets here, won't it?

Man with Down's Syndrome's 'cruel and horrific' death after 19 days without food

He looks like such a sweet man.


That Which Doesn't Kill You, Makes You Stronger


Even abortion? Apparently.

I love how he got a reference to how his mother tried to abort him into the story. I hope airing that was like chewing wormwood for the reporter.


And that's about all I have time for tonight. Sorry, it's been a busy day, first day back from vacation. Tonight's ONT brought to you by the hero we deserve:


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ETA Geeze, I just said huge fukn anime titties was what y'all liked, I didn't promise any. From the comments y'all are acting like I did this:


Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:56 PM




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1 st

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 09:57 PM (htgmn)

2 Not even trying...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 25, 2019 09:57 PM (w7U7L)

3 asdfasdfsad

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 25, 2019 09:57 PM (ggM3S)

4 Notre Dame burned, and one more piece of beauty has disappeared from the world. We're not so good at creating beauty these days, although we make all kinds of other stuff. And our souls starve for it.

https://youtu.be/3r8pgGW5Vgk

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at April 25, 2019 09:57 PM (sNwDD)

5 I love titties.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning is good at April 25, 2019 09:57 PM (qZdIZ)

6 Fourst!

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at April 25, 2019 09:57 PM (sNwDD)

7 This is a side of Spiderman I've never seen before.

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 09:57 PM (htgmn)

8 Shoot. But that was spelled correctly!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 25, 2019 09:58 PM (ggM3S)

9 Th

Posted by: Ha at April 25, 2019 09:58 PM (MAstk)

10 Hey, I'll have you know that the huge boobs do not have to be anime!

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 09:58 PM (oHKZG)

11

lol @ chinese rockets!


Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 09:59 PM (ZzdJK)

12 Hello, Horde!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at April 25, 2019 09:59 PM (uDcBt)

13 Is that a coloring book in the top pic?

Posted by: davidt at April 25, 2019 09:59 PM (71Ax3)

14 Great ONT, WD! Hope you had a great time in Florida!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 09:59 PM (TdMsT)

15
Question: Is AC/DC's "Back In Black" song now forboden?


Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 09:59 PM (ZzdJK)

16 Woot. Trump!!!!

Posted by: LASue at April 25, 2019 09:59 PM (XROPS)

17 Get it through your head, guys. They hate white people. That is enough. They hate us and want us gone.

Proposition 1: We need to get rid of racists.
Proposition 2: All white people are racist.
Conclusion: ???

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at April 25, 2019 10:00 PM (sNwDD)

18 No one needs Naked From The Waist Down SpiderMan.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 10:00 PM (usazX)

19
What about that song that goes "Black is black, I want my baby back"?


Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 10:00 PM (ZzdJK)

20 So, watchin MeTV and Gomer Pyle is on, and he's talking to another soldier and it's Max Klinger from MASH. Then there's a scene with Gomer in a dress and I'm thinkin "That's pretty meta..."

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 25, 2019 10:00 PM (DjIXP)

21 No one needs Naked From The Waist Down SpiderMan.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 10:00 PM (usazX)


Not the hero we need?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 10:00 PM (t+qrx)

22 I think Anna Puma has that book

Naked from the waist down Spider-Man reminds me of Reverse Wonder Woman

https://youtu.be/AFpv1wOwRnA

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:00 PM (39g3+)

23
Warning for all us fappers:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6960981

A nurse shot her husband dead for watching porn in his filthy man cave. "The devil was in that shed", she said.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 10:01 PM (f1Vqw)

24 I have that book.

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 10:01 PM (LL1Be)

25 Evening Horde! Ladyl, how them peepers?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2019 10:01 PM (HE1Cg)

26
How about nekkid from the waist down Mexican Weather Girls? Bottomless weather girls.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 10:01 PM (f1Vqw)

27 No king but Trump!

Posted by: Blutarski at April 25, 2019 10:02 PM (+Tibp)

28 5 I love titties.
Posted by: Gmac

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indeed. and beer. and by beer I mean bourbon.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 10:02 PM (JziUy)

29 Of course I post in a thread just as a new one is posted ...

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Watching "48 Hours" tonight. Tulsa.

This sounds like a New Math question ...

Gay white male killed by two Reparations Americans: male (who skated on prior murder charge) and female, (who actually pulled the trigger).

Does the gay white male owe reparations? If so, how much? To whom?

Show your work.

Posted by: Kingsnake at April 25, 2019 10:02 PM (3JbJY)

30 The Conservative Case For Spying On Republican Presidents

Posted by: The Bulwark! at April 25, 2019 10:02 PM (I2/tG)

31 Not the hero we need?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 10:00 PM (t+qrx)


Unless you're Mayor Buttplug.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 10:03 PM (usazX)

32 Warning for all us fappers:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6960981

A nurse shot her husband dead for watching porn in his filthy man cave. "The devil was in that shed", she said.
Posted by: publius


The devil was between her ears.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 10:03 PM (Yzubb)

33 Then WKRP came on and Loni Anderson is hot as usual.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 25, 2019 10:03 PM (DjIXP)

34 Which reminds me, wasn't there a promise of Huge fukn anime titties somewhere up above?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 25, 2019 10:04 PM (DjIXP)

35 Man Is Suing Parents for $86,000 After They Binned His Porn Collection

Exactly enough for a SexBot.

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 10:04 PM (LL1Be)

36 A nurse shot her husband dead for watching porn in his filthy man cave. "The devil was in that shed", she said.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 10:01 PM (f1Vqw)


OK wut.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y2uujknl

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 10:04 PM (t+qrx)

37 Greetings from Vegas, morons.

Spent today playing with excavators and front loaders in the desert.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 25, 2019 10:04 PM (2wrt5)

38 25 Evening Horde! Ladyl, how them peepers?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2019 10:01 PM (HE1Cg)


They only do one at a time, but I can actually see again! I'm thrilled with the results so far!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

39 33 Then WKRP came on and Loni Anderson is hot as usual.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 25, 2019 10:03 PM (DjIXP)

We watch that every week night. It's always hilarious.

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 10:04 PM (htgmn)

40 >>> "Vengeance is mine," says the Lord; "Can I get a couple of kidney punches in," says the Golden Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 25, 2019 09:02 PM (0QYMt)

... brought from the last thread just to say I'm stealing it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 25, 2019 10:04 PM (0ReGO)

41 The Failed Coup Against Trump - What Should We Do To Make It Work The Next Time

Posted by: The Bulwark! at April 25, 2019 10:04 PM (I2/tG)

42 33 Then WKRP came on and Loni Anderson is hot as usual.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 25, 2019 10:03 PM (DjIXP)

-----

Bailey WAAAY hotter ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at April 25, 2019 10:04 PM (3JbJY)

43 I can actually see again! I'm thrilled with the results so far!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

Brand New Eyes!

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 10:05 PM (htgmn)

44
A nurse shot her husband dead for watching porn in his filthy man cave. "The devil was in that shed", she said.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 10:01 PM (f1Vqw)


Let this serve as a warning to you.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

45 They only do one at a time, but I can actually see again! I'm thrilled with the results so far!
Posted by: Ladyl
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Wonderful! That's great.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2019 10:05 PM (HE1Cg)

46
Brand New Eyes!
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 10:05 PM (htgmn)


It's amazing! I can't wait to get the other eye done!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:06 PM (TdMsT)

47 A nurse shot her husband dead for watching porn in his filthy man cave.


SexBots.

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 10:06 PM (LL1Be)

48 Hey man, I'm down with Antifa!

Give me a bike lock, and I'll be braining conservatives at your next demonstration!

Posted by: Sleepy Joe! at April 25, 2019 10:06 PM (I2/tG)

49 How sure am I that Joe Biden has a rape accusation waiting in the wings?

Pretty damn sure.


Some woman somewhere had that creep force his way with her.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 10:06 PM (usazX)

50 >>> 41 The Failed Coup Against Trump - What Should We Do To Make It Work The Next Time
Posted by: The Bulwarkseeker! at April 25, 2019 10:04 PM (I2/tG)

*points* ^^^

Posted by: AoS Style Guide at April 25, 2019 10:06 PM (0ReGO)

51 Hi Ladyl.. I trust it went well today

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 10:06 PM (dUJdY)

52 The best version of "Thank Heaven for Little Girls" was sung by Peter Sellers as Insp. Clouseau.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 25, 2019 10:06 PM (2wrt5)

53 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at April 25, 2019 10:06 PM (JFzNN)

54 I can actually see again! I'm thrilled with the results so far!

Yay! My brother really needs this and he keeps not doing it. He's got a million excuses but I think it really just comes down to being afraid of getting surgery done on his eyeballs. Which frankly I understand but the alternative is blindness.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:06 PM (39g3+)

55 Sweet, the Blues are winning.

Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 10:07 PM (XAYDB)

56 Let this serve as a warning to you.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

Avoid women or avoid porn?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 10:07 PM (usazX)

57 54 I can actually see again! I'm thrilled with the results so far!

Yay! My brother really needs this and he keeps not doing it. He's got a million excuses but I think it really just comes down to being afraid of getting surgery done on his eyeballs. Which frankly I understand but the alternative is blindness.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:06 PM (39g3+)


There is nothing to worry about with the surgery. I did feel the second injection they gave me but it wasn't terrible.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

58 A nurse shot her husband dead for watching porn in his filthy man cave. "The devil was in that shed", she said.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 10:01 PM (f1Vqw)

Uh oh.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 10:08 PM (NWiLs)

59 Bailey WAAAY hotter ...

Posted by: Kingsnake

Bailey and Venus both wern't in tonight's episode.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 25, 2019 10:08 PM (DjIXP)

60 38 Ladyl

Woohoo! That's great news, Big Sis!

When's the next?

Posted by: ibguy at April 25, 2019 10:08 PM (EHVbt)

61 How sure am I that Joe Biden has a rape accusation waiting in the wings?

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Beto! at April 25, 2019 10:08 PM (I2/tG)

62 In retrospect, that Thank Heavens song is creepy AF

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 10:08 PM (usazX)

63 ril 25, 2019 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

Avoid women or avoid porn?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 10:07 PM (usazX)


Choose one or the other!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

64 That's 'Your Friendly Neighborhood Naked-From-The-Waist-Down Spiderman.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 10:08 PM (oVJmc)

65 >> "Thank Heaven for Little Girls" was sung by Peter Sellers as Insp. Clouseau.

-----------------

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haX0ACElUQc

Bonus points if you can identify the real character that is based on.

Also, Strangelovian reference.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 10:08 PM (f1Vqw)

66 lol.. never mind I read upthread. Happy for you Ladyl!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 10:09 PM (dUJdY)

67 Just got back to Galveston today, 'round 5 pm, Central.

Drove in from Orlando after all the house clearing work.

Huge thanks to Insomniac and Backwards Boy for their friendship, help and support!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2019 10:09 PM (QzJWU)

68 Trump will wipe the floor with Biden. To the extent that I will be embarrassed and cringing for Biden to just leave and save himself further embarrassment

Posted by: LASue at April 25, 2019 10:09 PM (XROPS)

69 That's 'Your Friendly Neighborhood Naked-From-The-Waist-Down Spiderman.'

A little too damn friendly if you ask me

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:09 PM (39g3+)

70 I have that book.
Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day


I do not have that book.

But I have the blu-ray.

Posted by: mikeski at April 25, 2019 10:09 PM (P1f+c)

71
His name is peter, peter stroke. AND he literally looks like a jerkoff.


Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 10:09 PM (0cKff)

72 63 ril 25, 2019 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

Avoid women or avoid porn?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 10:07 PM (usazX)


Choose one or the other!

-----

I'm going to miss my wife ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at April 25, 2019 10:09 PM (3JbJY)

73 Maybe he should have sold the porn and moved into his own place, huh?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 10:10 PM (oVJmc)

74 Watching the NFL draft is bizarre. What possess people to behave like that?

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 25, 2019 10:10 PM (7ZQe3)

75 "17 Get it through your head, guys. They hate white people. That is enough. They hate us and want us gone."

Things will get scary when the average white democrats figure this out. My money is firmly on Joe Six-Pack figuring it out while our sophisticated betters are still finding new ways to be woke.

Posted by: Delayna at April 25, 2019 10:10 PM (TbOFA)

76 The Conservative Case For A Military Coup Against Trump, Now That The FBI Coup Has Failed

Posted by: The Bulwark! at April 25, 2019 10:10 PM (I2/tG)

77 Who knew the left would be agitating for war readiness against China?

It's kind of touching. I honestly thought they were on China's side.

*Snif*

Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 10:10 PM (1nOoE)

78 Woohoo! That's great news, Big Sis!

When's the next?
Posted by: ibguy at April 25, 2019 10:08 PM (EHVbt)


Middle of May. And they approved me today to play tennis tomorrow! I had no idea how bad my eyesight was.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

79 Porn never takes. It just gives.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 10:10 PM (oVJmc)

80

I'm going to miss my wife ...
Posted by: Kingsnake at April 25, 2019 10:09 PM (3JbJY)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

81 67 Just got back to Galveston today, 'round 5 pm, Central.

Drove in from Orlando after all the house clearing work.

Huge thanks to Insomniac and Backwards Boy for their friendship, help and support!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 25, 2019 10:09 PM (QzJWU)

Glad you're back safe! You're most welcome and it was a genuine pleasure!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs)

82
If I ever saw Peter Stroke on the street I'd be like Who's the jerkoff.

And you'd be like that's Peter Stroke.

And I'd be like Get the fark outta here! No, really?

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 10:11 PM (0cKff)

83 38
They only do one at a time, but I can actually see again! I'm thrilled with the results so far!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)


Did you have cataract surgery? I just had that in the last couple of months.

Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2019 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

84 Maybe he should have sold the porn and moved into his own place, huh?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April

...

I'm going to theorize that used porn doesn't sell for retail price.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 10:11 PM (1nOoE)

85 Thanks Weird Dave. Now I understand your nickname.

*******


Swinging Free - a limerick

Spiderman was super elated
That his leotards had evaporated
He swung around town
Bare from waist down
Though his privates had been pixelated

Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2019 10:11 PM (mvenn)

86 Middle of May. And they approved me today to play tennis tomorrow! I had no idea how bad my eyesight was.
Posted by:Ladyi
----
Now you can see balls coming at you!

Well, half of them at least.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2019 10:11 PM (HE1Cg)

87 65 Publius

Toulouse Latrek (sp?) as Tim Conway.

Posted by: ibguy at April 25, 2019 10:12 PM (EHVbt)

88 80

I'm going to miss my wife ...
Posted by: Kingsnake at April 25, 2019 10:09 PM (3JbJY)


I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

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*thumbs up* :-)

Posted by: Kingsnake at April 25, 2019 10:12 PM (3JbJY)

89
51 Hi Ladyl.. I trust it went well today
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 25, 2019 10:06 PM (dUJdY)


I feel like I was given a new lease on life!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:12 PM (TdMsT)

90 I'm going to theorize that used porn doesn't sell for retail price.

"Its totally worth ten thousand on the street!"
--kid suing his parents for burning his porn

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:12 PM (39g3+)

91
Congrats on the fixed peepers, Lady!

Jeepers, creepers, how'd you get those peepers?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 10:12 PM (f1Vqw)

92 War Face < Sex Face

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 25, 2019 10:12 PM (haWye)

93 All Trump has to do in a debate is say "Hey, Joe, did you know you guys were sending the FBI to investigate a presidential campaign? Do you defend that? Because you know who's in charge of the FBI now, right?"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 10:12 PM (oVJmc)

94 Glad to hear it went well, Ladyl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 10:13 PM (oHKZG)

95 There's a version of the "War Cry" thing with a creepy doll face. Here: nightmare fuel.
https://tinyurl.com/cgp4mbf

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 25, 2019 10:13 PM (l9m7l)

96
I feel like I was given a new lease on life!

Wonderful! Glad to hear it.

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 10:13 PM (0cKff)

97 I've seen a lot of what seem to be Chinese Military sites that play up how gung ho and rah rah the Chinese Military is right now and that the US should just shut up and stay home with their measly 11 aircraft carriers and 300 warships and stuff.

You can tell that it's at the least written by someone who's never been in the military or at least the US military and doesn't understand that although we are very open about our military power we don't highlight everything nor speak a lot of the logistics ability of the USNavy.

Out of all the Navies of the world that fielded Carriers, the US is the only nation to also have a well trained and able logistics supply system that delivers tons of material WHILE AT SEA AND UNDERWAY.

Something that no other nation has accomplished on a regular basis. Not even Russia or England or Japan. And we've been doing it for over 60 years. Day in, Day out.

An Underway Replenishment is not for the faint of heart. Thousand ton warships steaming through restive waters both in the deep ocean and within restrictive waters. Transferring tons of fuel, food, replacement parts, ammunition and personnel all while in motion only a few yards apart. (varies depending on sea conditions but usually about a 100 yards)
They also use helicopters for transfer of specialized gear and personnel. (since the 60's)

No. Other. Nation. Has. Mastered. This.

Then there's the actual war fighting capability of a Carrier Strike Force and the area it can cover and interdict any threat posed.

China right now as 1 converted Russian cruiser that is a piece of crap and another built from the keel on the same design that still has yet to complete their sea trials and has had lots of problems.

And they are ONLY for those jets that can perform VTO which limits their top speed and capacity.

The majority of their ships (about 60 I believe) are the size of the ships we call Frigates with a few just a bit larger. None of which can coordinate as well as the USN and in fact in a recent Ship Display only sent out 20 of their ships to sail with other participating Navies of the area.

China could turn out to be a threat at sea but not for a while.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 25, 2019 10:13 PM (ACz8/)

98 You know... i'm no expert or anything...

but I think that Biden video might be doctored.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 10:13 PM (Ct55T)

99 92 War Face
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 25, 2019 10:12 PM (haWye)

Wait. Hers or mine?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 10:13 PM (oHKZG)

100 Now you can see balls coming at you!

Well, half of them at least.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2019 10:11 PM (HE1Cg)


My play at the net was betting a little dicey!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

101 I'm going to theorize that used porn doesn't sell for retail price.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 10:11 PM (1nOoE)


Let me explain a little thing called the Labor Theory of Value.

Posted by: Karl Marx at April 25, 2019 10:14 PM (t+qrx)

102 I'm going to theorize that used porn doesn't sell for retail price.



It's 'gently (ab)used.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 10:14 PM (oVJmc)

103
Man Is Suing Parents for $86,000 After They Binned His Porn Collection


Binned? I didn't realize WeirdDave was British.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 25, 2019 10:14 PM (7s3Gx)

104 Which reminds me, wasn't there a promise of Huge fukn anime titties somewhere up above?
Posted by: AshevilleRober

...

Is the gif not playing for you?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 10:14 PM (5Brz3)

105 17 Get it through your head, guys. They hate white people. That is enough. They hate us and want us gone.


Or maybe they are channeling Charlie Manson and his insane plan. Wouldn't surprise me, since the Progs seem to believe they are smarter than all minorities and all non-Prog whites.

Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2019 10:14 PM (AMIL/)

106 Nah, China is not a sea threat. I mean they like to make noise and stuff but like the Soviet Union half their crap won't work if it hits the fan and they're not ready for prime time. Despite having a ginormous coastline, China has never ever been a maritime power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:15 PM (39g3+)

107 Thank you, everyone, for your kind words! I'm just overcome with gratitude. A month ago I thought I was going blind.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

108 Ladyl, which eye was done? Or are they both done now?

Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 10:15 PM (XAYDB)

109 "I'm going to theorize that used porn doesn't sell for retail price.

Posted by: TexasDan"

I think the idea was that there were a lot of very rare out of print items.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 25, 2019 10:16 PM (DjIXP)

110 "It's always hilarious."

Hey Art. Like my new brim?

And you oft times get a "Love each other fellow babies" which is not only my main sign off but also the 2nd Great Commandment,,, sort of.

But before I go, thanks to all who sent up anti-sick prayers for me last couple of days.
Feeling much better.

L e o f b

Posted by: teej at April 25, 2019 10:16 PM (E9vLe)

111 A month ago I thought I was going blind.

Praise God that it was a simple thing to fix

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:16 PM (39g3+)

112 Nobody on the Discovery TV show Naked and Afraid is either afraid, or worth seeing naked.

This falls into my book of knowledge chapter on 'who actually goes to nude beaches'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 10:16 PM (usazX)

113 108 Ladyl, which eye was done? Or are they both done now?
Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 10:15 PM (XAYDB)


They did my left eye, and I have to wait until mid May to get the right one done. But it's made a huge difference already.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

114 90 I'm going to theorize that used porn doesn't sell for retail price.

"Its totally worth ten thousand on the street!"
--kid suing his parents for burning his porn
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


...

He's going to have to sell the jury on sentimental value.

Speaking of which; the lawyers doing the jury interviews have a whale of a job to do.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 10:17 PM (5Brz3)

115 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 25, 2019 10:17 PM (4OUPU)

116 I'm going to theorize that used porn doesn't sell for retail price.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 10:11 PM (1nOoE)


Especially VHS tapes. They get worn at the good spots what with constant rewinding. Or so I've heard.

Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2019 10:17 PM (Y8PSl)

117 77 Who knew the left would be agitating for war readiness against China?

It's kind of touching. I honestly thought they were on China's side.

*Snif*
Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 10:10 PM (1nOoE)

I'm calling shenanigans.

The second they're back in power, they'll be mandating Mandarin in all public elementary schools.

They don't give a fuck about geopolitics, they only care about A) making money and B) disrupting and destroying their domestic enemies.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 10:17 PM (Ct55T)

118 Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 25, 2019 10:04 PM (2wrt5)

Who did you bury?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2019 10:18 PM (wYseH)

119 Jeepers, creepers by Sinatra:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KeyiBF7Kcc

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 10:18 PM (f1Vqw)

120 Ginger Thursday with Anna Kendrick ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yxc2p3v8

https://tinyurl.com/y2bfkesn

https://tinyurl.com/y5alv59x

https://tinyurl.com/yywn7uvl

https://tinyurl.com/yyxlorrd

Posted by: kbdabear at April 25, 2019 10:18 PM (0Ntuf)

121 Naked From The Waist Down Spider-Man

Alternately:

https://tinyurl.com/y6pvxups

Posted by: mikeski at April 25, 2019 10:18 PM (P1f+c)

122 blind.

Praise God that it was a simple thing to fix
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:16 PM (39g3+)


God definitely was merciful to me. My eyesight was changing really fast.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

123 The 'out-of-print' porn might have been valuable if it were on celluloid. Otherwise, spank-banks are not FDIC insured.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 10:18 PM (oVJmc)

124 A month ago I thought I was going blind.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)


Curly: I can't see, I can't see!!!

Moe: Open your eyes, you Moron.


I couldn't resist, Ladyl. Seriously, I am glad to hear the surgery was a success and is fixing your eyesight problem.

Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2019 10:18 PM (AMIL/)

125 Just listened to the Metallica cover of Astronomy by BOC.

Its... okay, but kinda flat and boring after listening to the original eerie sound with Buck Dharma's riffs. I like Metallica but they didn't do the song justice, really.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:19 PM (39g3+)

126 "The Devil was in that Shed"

She wasn't wrong, you know. Maybe a little extreme in her methods.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 10:19 PM (V2Yro)

127 The variated thrushes are back- what a beautiful bird!

Good evening

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 10:19 PM (IDhUW)

128 "(varies depending on sea conditions but usually about a 100 yards)"

All of our UNREPS were done a lot closer than 100 yards. (On a baby carrier)

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 25, 2019 10:19 PM (DjIXP)

129 He has to be naked from the waist down for the scrotal inflation.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 10:19 PM (oVJmc)

130 I got a scorpion in my glove and I'm ready to rock.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 10:19 PM (4knXT)

131 121 Naked From The Waist Down Spider-Man

Alternately:

https://tinyurl.com/y6pvxups
Posted by: mikeski at April 25, 2019 10:18 PM (P1f+c)

I wasn't born yesterday. Nice try.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 10:19 PM (usazX)

132 125 Just listened to the Metallica cover of Astronomy by BOC.

Astronomy is my favorite BOC piece. Psychic Wars is 2nd.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 10:20 PM (V2Yro)

133

I couldn't resist, Ladyl. Seriously, I am glad to hear the surgery was a success and is fixing your eyesight problem.
Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2019 10:18 PM (AMIL/)



Thank you!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

134 That German magazine article was dated September 2016.
Even the Breitbart link has comments that are three years old.

That puts it before Trump got elected. From what I am beginning to hear over there, people are not thinking the same now as three years ago.

There must be something newer for you.
For example, anytime Trudeau opens his yap. If you can get past him saying "um" once every two seconds. Or emoting like he's Captain Kirk about to get laid.

Posted by: Asko at April 25, 2019 10:20 PM (uM4/2)

135 My play at the net was betting a little dicey!

Ya weren't covering the odds ?

Posted by: JT at April 25, 2019 10:21 PM (4OUPU)

136 130 I got a scorpion in my glove and I'm ready to rock.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 10:19 PM (4knXT)


I didn't understand that painting.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

137 Maybe he should have sold the porn and moved into his own place, huh?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Leave the porn

Take the cannoli


Or something like that....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 25, 2019 10:21 PM (S6Pax)

138 Lol get fucked, y'all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 10:21 PM (4knXT)

139 More Ginger Thursday with Anna Kendrick ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y5c3mppl

https://tinyurl.com/y2smyhud

https://tinyurl.com/y4dh7nju

https://tinyurl.com/y4nhfp5o

https://tinyurl.com/y25d49tj

Posted by: kbdabear at April 25, 2019 10:21 PM (0Ntuf)

140 They did my left eye, and I have to wait until mid May to get the right one done. But it's made a huge difference already.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

--Ah, I remember that wait. I was told a month is the max because your eyesight would maladjust to good eye/bad eye if you remain that way for longer.

Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 10:21 PM (XAYDB)

141 136 130 I got a scorpion in my glove and I'm ready to rock.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 10:19 PM (4knXT)
I didn't understand that painting.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

I thought it was an NXIVM thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 10:22 PM (V2Yro)

142 This is a side of Spiderman I've never seen before.
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 09:57 PM (htgmn)

Shouldn't he have 8 testicles?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2019 10:22 PM (TfwlC)

143
The Devil is in the cuckshed!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 10:22 PM (f1Vqw)

144 135 My play at the net was betting a little dicey!

Ya weren't covering the odds ?
Posted by: JT at April 25, 2019 10:21 PM (4OUPU)



I have others to do that for me.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

145
Study At Home In Tour Spare Time - a limerick

His folks made the ultimate sin
Put his porn in the ol' wheelie bin
He said, "What the nerve!
Why I ain't no perv!
I'm an autodidactic G-Y-N!"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2019 10:22 PM (mvenn)

146 Delta has like five or six boarding categories.

I swear they are going to bring back steerage.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 10:22 PM (8BbJ4)

147
The Devil is in Kb's Twitter feed. Thank God.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 10:23 PM (f1Vqw)

148 130 I got a scorpion in my glove and I'm ready to rock.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 10:19 PM (4knXT)
----
That was an interesting painting, wasn't it? I didn't read the thread. What was the consensus on the symbolism?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 10:23 PM (IDhUW)

149 142 This is a side of Spiderman I've never seen before.
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 09:57 PM (htgmn)

Shouldn't he have 8 testicles?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2019 10:22 PM (TfwlC)

No, that's Doc Cock.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 10:23 PM (V2Yro)

150 eBonus points if you can identify the real character that is based on.
Toulouse Latrec? (SP)

Posted by: Grannymimi at April 25, 2019 10:23 PM (u5LFV)

151 Does Naked from the waist down Spider Man know he will not be allowed in the Comic Book Thread?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 25, 2019 10:23 PM (DMUuz)

152 The majority of their ships (about 60 I believe) are the size of the ships we call Frigates with a few just a bit larger. None of which can coordinate as well as the USN and in fact in a recent Ship Display only sent out 20 of their ships to sail with other participating Navies of the area.

China could turn out to be a threat at sea but not for a while.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist



Shhh.....and let's not talk about Virginia class fast attack subs.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 25, 2019 10:23 PM (S6Pax)

153 China has never ever been a maritime power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:15 PM (39g3+)

U.S. readiness sucks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2019 10:23 PM (wYseH)

154 Hey everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 10:23 PM (miE9U)

155 Shouldn't he have 8 testicles?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


******

Snort!

You owe me a fresh glass of whiskey and a new keyboard!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2019 10:23 PM (mvenn)

156 *BLINKS*

Posted by: Some Guy's Trash Collector at April 25, 2019 10:24 PM (oVJmc)

157
--Ah, I remember that wait. I was told a month is the max because your eyesight would maladjust to good eye/bad eye if you remain that way for longer.
Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 10:21 PM (XAYDB)


I really wanted them done at the same time, but I guess there is too much risk in that.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

158 This video contains two things I love;

A Chopin piano concerto and Big Boobs

Concert Pianist Khatia Buniatishvili

https://tinyurl.com/y2jv8yjy

Posted by: kbdabear at April 25, 2019 10:24 PM (0Ntuf)

159 Does Naked from the waist down Spider Man know he will not be allowed in the Comic Book Thread?

Posted by: Duncanthrax


The comic book thread has that rule, too?

This place is getting uppity.

Posted by: mikeski at April 25, 2019 10:24 PM (P1f+c)

160 Mazel tov ladyl!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 25, 2019 10:24 PM (32e5Z)

161 China has never ever been a maritime power.


WE LOVE YOU LONG MARITIME!

Posted by: China at April 25, 2019 10:24 PM (oVJmc)

162 I admit I was kind of a weird kid.

When they're 14, most boys are obsessed with wimmin and their... accessories.

Me? I was obsessed with all the electronic goodies (especially tape recorders) in the Radio Shack catalog, and reading Consumer Reports.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 10:25 PM (miE9U)

163
All together now, everybody...

"Spider Pig, Spider Pig.

Does whatever a Spider Pig does.

Can he swing from a web?

No he can't, he's a pig.

Look out, he's a Spider Pig!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R828rFd2aI

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 10:25 PM (HaL55)

164
U.S. readiness sucks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

...

You're just saying that because our affirmative action commandos keep driving boats into other things.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 10:25 PM (hS3yS)

165 >> Toulouse Latrek (sp?) as Tim Conway.

Bingo!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_de_Toulouse-
Lautrec

(remove line feed)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 10:26 PM (f1Vqw)

166 160 Mazel tov ladyl!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 25, 2019 10:24 PM (32e5Z)


Thank you, San Franpyscho!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

167 (to the tune of the classic Spider-Man theme)

Joe Bi-den, Joe Bi-den
Does whatever a creeper can...
Smells your hair? Grabs your tits?
He loves to feel up your naughty bits!...
Look out! Here comes the Joe Bi-den...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 10:27 PM (miE9U)

168 Spent half an hour watching Derby prep races this afternoon. I like the Wood Memorial winner Tacitus but that just doesn't sound like a Kentucky Derby winner name. How come there are no horse names like Huge Fukn Anime Titties anyway?

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 25, 2019 10:28 PM (nNY+7)

169 All together now, everybody...

"Spider Pig, Spider Pig.

Does whatever a Spider Pig does.

Can he swing from a web?

No he can't, he's a pig.

Look out, he's a Spider Pig!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R828rFd2aI
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 10:25 PM (HaL55)

Lol, I sing that at home an abnormal number of times.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 25, 2019 10:28 PM (g14p9)

170 I wasn't born yesterday. Nice try.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


OK, it wasn't kbdabear-quality stuff, but it wasn't a rickroll or anything.

Posted by: mikeski at April 25, 2019 10:28 PM (P1f+c)

171 Is that anime book at the top supposed to be read right to left?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 10:29 PM (oHKZG)

172 Sellers as Clouseau imitating Toulouse Letrec (sp?) channeling Dr. Strangelove. Nice.
The Party was on the other night. Sellers plays an Indian (dot) actor.
Birdie Num Num

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHCE96REw28

Posted by: Vertov at April 25, 2019 10:29 PM (gfZsX)

173 WeirdDave, is it you or CBD who has the thing against maple syrup on French toast?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 10:29 PM (miE9U)

174 "Spider Pig"? I'd have to give up bacon ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at April 25, 2019 10:29 PM (3JbJY)

175 Trump trashing Biden will finally erase the memory of soyboy Ryan getting anally probed by Creepy Joe in the VP debate.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 25, 2019 10:29 PM (+dsLj)

176 165 Publius

/bows

Posted by: ibguy at April 25, 2019 10:31 PM (EHVbt)

177 Glad to hear the good news, LadyL.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 25, 2019 10:31 PM (l9m7l)

178
177 Glad to hear the good news, LadyL.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 25, 2019 10:31 PM (l9m7l)


Thank you, BC!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:31 PM (TdMsT)

179
Clouseau reports to his boss after that bombing scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi7i-ZRx3nc

After the case is solv-ed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 10:32 PM (f1Vqw)

180 I really wanted them done at the same time, but I guess there is too much risk in that.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

--Not to mention being sightless for 24 hours.

Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 10:33 PM (XAYDB)

181 U.S. readiness sucks.

Yeah its suffered, especially the Navy, under the Obama years but I believe its getting better now.

I mean, Navy hasn't rammed a huge slow moving commercial vessel for months

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:34 PM (39g3+)

182 Glad to hear the good news, LadyL.

Same here.

Did they give you ice cream after ?

Posted by: JT at April 25, 2019 10:34 PM (4OUPU)

183 How come there are no horse names like Huge Fukn Anime Titties anyway?
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 25, 2019 10:28 PM (nNY+7)

--One of my all-time favs is I'll Have Another.

Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 10:35 PM (XAYDB)

184
--Not to mention being sightless for 24 hours.
Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 10:33 PM (XAYDB)



Yes! I couldn't see out of my left eye at all at first and is was weird.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

185 Thank Heavens Creepy Joe doesn't have a War Face or a Naked Spidey Sense! Or something.

Posted by: Fritz at April 25, 2019 10:35 PM (LuPts)

186 WeirdDave, is it you or CBD who has the thing against maple syrup on French toast?


What else would you use? Grape jelly? Marmalade? Molasses?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:35 PM (39g3+)

187 Who did you bury?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 25, 2019 10:18 PM (wYseH)

===

*squints*

You shouldn't ask questions to which you do not already know the answer.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 25, 2019 10:35 PM (2wrt5)

188 Nah, China is not a sea threat. I mean they like to
make noise and stuff but like the Soviet Union half their crap won't
work if it hits the fan and they're not ready for prime time. Despite
having a ginormous coastline, China has never ever been a maritime
power.
Posted by:Christopher R Taylor
----
My navy son had a opportunity to go aboard (invited!) a new Chinese destroyer - Type 052D shortly before he got out. Of course he couldn't see the top secret spaces but, he was astounded at the lack of proper fitting of equipment and hardware. Watertight hatches weren't. No firefighting equipment anywhere and no nuclear, chemical or biological defenses. He said the fit and finish the hull explained why the bilge pumps seemed to be throwing out an inordinate of leakage. Couldn't wait to get off her.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2019 10:35 PM (HE1Cg)

189 Is that anime book at the top supposed to be read right to left?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


I didn't notice that, but yes. Whoever made the pic did their homework, as Japanese books are typically right-to-left.

Well, ok, they did half of their homework. It should probably be "manga titties", in book form.

Posted by: mikeski at April 25, 2019 10:36 PM (P1f+c)

190
After starting the fire in his boss's office, Clouseau returns home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tEmpTu5krA

Now, he's afraid Cato is going to attack him (as he's ordered). But a real assassin is after him, whom he mistakes for Cato.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 10:36 PM (f1Vqw)

191
What else would you use? Grape jelly? Marmalade? Molasses?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:35 PM (39g3+)


I may be wrong, but I think CBD puts salt on his French toast. He needs prayer.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:36 PM (TdMsT)

192 Yes! I couldn't see out of my left eye at all at first and is was weird.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:35 PM (TdMsT)

--I had to keep a dressing on my eye for 24 hours. You didn't?

Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 10:37 PM (XAYDB)

193 How come there are no horse names like Huge Fukn Anime Titties anyway?

Gotta be some staid horse naming panel that would deny that one. But it would be hilarious to hear the race all with that name.

aaaand its huge f'in Anime Titties by a nose!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:37 PM (39g3+)

194 you know, one of the funny things about old people is that they do not intuitively understand how the internets has changed things.

hillary did not understand that there were not merely a handful of networks that had access to and the ability to distribute her tuzla dash vid but that anyone with an email cold send it around.

slojo does not seem to understand that it will require next to nothing in efffort to tweet out his lie about asking obama not to endorse him with his earlier lies.

stick a fork or a spork in this geezer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 25, 2019 10:38 PM (MTjB1)

195
My navy son had a opportunity to go aboard (invited!) a new Chinese destroyer - Type 052D shortly before he got out. Of course he couldn't see the top secret spaces but, he was astounded at the lack of proper fitting of equipment and hardware. Watertight hatches weren't. No firefighting equipment anywhere and no nuclear, chemical or biological defenses. He said the fit and finish the hull explained why the bilge pumps seemed to be throwing out an inordinate of leakage. Couldn't wait to get off her.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2019 10:35 PM (HE1Cg)


Well--there is some comfort in that! At least we know it won't be by sea!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:38 PM (TdMsT)

196 I may be wrong, but I think CBD puts salt on his French toast.

Butter and salt? I might try that. I love French Toast but I can't eat syrup any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:38 PM (39g3+)

197 If someone is going to write an article on American performance in Iraq, fine. If I use the Find function for Iran, Obama, and Democrat but come up empty, I will discount literally everything else they say.

Of course America would have real trouble in a war with China: we host millions of Chinese. How many Americans do they host? And that's before the knowledge that Democrats will reflexively align with America's enemies, because the Dems are America's enemies. Focusing on military hardware and admittedly poor leadership misses the point entirely.

Posted by: trev006 at April 25, 2019 10:39 PM (pZ+Vo)

198 193 CRT

That's not a nose.

Posted by: ibguy at April 25, 2019 10:39 PM (EHVbt)

199 Avoid women or avoid porn?

Why not both?

Sexbots.

All the good stuff about women without all the crazy.

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 10:39 PM (LL1Be)

200 I love titties.


Posted by: Gmac - Winning is good at April 25, 2019 09:57 PM (qZdIZ)

You should have seen tonight's episode of The Orville. The episode should have been called "First officer's Tits"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 25, 2019 10:39 PM (9Om/r)

201 --I had to keep a dressing on my eye for 24 hours. You didn't?
Posted by: logprof
----
Sage or chestnut or gibbet?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2019 10:40 PM (HE1Cg)

202
Yeah its suffered, especially the Navy,

-------

And that's the place to focus. Other short-funding and misallocations can be addressed relatively easily in peace, and somewhat less so in war. US force projection depends on an absolutely dominant Navy, and it's really suffered under President Dipshit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2019 10:40 PM (5aX2M)

203 really spork does seem more slojos speed.

he was born with a silver spork in his mouth.

when you go go slojos for dinner the silver consists of a single spork at the top of each place setting. don't drop it because you have to use it salad to ice cream.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 25, 2019 10:40 PM (MTjB1)

204 https://tinyurl.com/y22xrgdl

The Massachusetts judge who let an illegal secretly leave her courtroom, so he wouldn't be arrested by ICE, leaving a Federal courthouse in tears, escorted by two Federal marshals, after she was indicted.

This is as good as the 2016 election coverage.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

205
Huge thanks to Insomniac and Backwards Boy for their friendship, help and support!


I had a great time meeting and hanging out with you and Insomniac, Jim. Glad your trip was uneventful and that you got home safely. I look forward to seeing you again soon!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 10:41 PM (HaL55)

206 Why is the title of that man's book on the back cover?

Posted by: zombie Gutenberg at April 25, 2019 10:41 PM (Zeyhz)

207
A couple of my favorite Clouseau vs. Cato scenes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omek-g6_LAQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryuW22MWnOU

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 10:42 PM (f1Vqw)

208 I may be wrong, but I think CBD puts salt on his French toast.

Butter and salt? I might try that. I love French Toast but I can't eat syrup any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:38 PM (39g3+)

------------------------------

Try using light Agave nectar. It's low on the glycemic index and pretty low sugars overall.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 25, 2019 10:42 PM (ffYR/)

209 Did they give you ice cream after ?

Posted by: JT at April 25, 2019 10:34 PM (4OUPU)


I was 7 when I first discovered that big lie. I was having my tonsils removed, and I remember the book (geared for kids) which they gave me to prepare me for the operation. The big thing was after the surgery, you'll get all the ice cream you want. What kid wouldn't be happy? After the surgery, when I tried to eat 'all the ice cream you want', it was way too painful to eat. Ended up putting the ice cream in the sink in my hospital room, running warm water so it melted, then showing the nurse I finished it. I got a good boy for that.

Learned all about lying liars and the lies they tell at the ripe old age of 7, with that lesson learned staying with me right through to the age I am now, curmudgeonly curmudgeon.

Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2019 10:42 PM (Y8PSl)

210 Heh

Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh (D) is in poor health and is not "lucid" enough to make a decision on whether or not to resign amid a scandal over her business dealings, her attorneys said Thursday.

Yeah, that's the ticket. Not lucid enough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:42 PM (39g3+)

211 So I am definitely getting YT recommendations based on stuff I type here. It is creepy. Does that happen to any of you?

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 10:42 PM (uEbPt)

212 should sporks not be available then slojo has been known to substitute a fork - cork combo.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eJ0iGZ7Ms8

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 25, 2019 10:42 PM (MTjB1)

213 204 https://tinyurl.com/y22xrgdl

The Massachusetts judge who let an illegal secretly leave her courtroom, so he wouldn't be arrested by ICE, leaving a Federal courthouse in tears, escorted by two Federal marshals, after she was indicted.

This is as good as the 2016 election coverage.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

--Oh, hell yeah.

Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 10:42 PM (XAYDB)

214 The Massachusetts judge who let an illegal secretly leave her courtroom, so he wouldn't be arrested by ICE, leaving a Federal courthouse in tears, escorted by two Federal marshals, after she was indicted.

This is as good as the 2016 election coverage.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

===

Ooh! Ooh! Now do Libby Schaff and Gavin Newsom!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 25, 2019 10:43 PM (2wrt5)

215 Posted by: zombie Gutenberg at April 25, 2019 10:41 PM (Zeyhz)

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LOL. I thought the same thing... it's not in Hebrew

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2019 10:43 PM (5aX2M)

216 Spidey senses ... tingling.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 25, 2019 10:44 PM (rnAwa)

217
Who knew the left would be agitating for war readiness against China?

I thought Russia was the bogeyman? Lefties were almost calling for war after the election.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2019 10:44 PM (aKsyK)

218 really spork does seem more slojos speed.

With a cork on the end of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:44 PM (39g3+)

219
Does that happen to any of you?

All the time.

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 10:46 PM (IbrTD)

220
https://tinyurl.com/y22xrgdl

The Massachusetts judge who let an illegal secretly leave her courtroom, so he wouldn't be arrested by ICE, leaving a Federal courthouse in tears, escorted by two Federal marshals, after she was indicted.

This is as good as the 2016 election coverage.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

=======

Add a pack of ravening wolves. Now that's rich!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 25, 2019 10:46 PM (ggM3S)

221 Our "betters" will still be woke as they are sitting in the street with a gasoline soaked tire around their neck.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at April 25, 2019 10:46 PM (6cfSo)

222 Sage or chestnut or gibbet?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2019 10:40 PM (HE1Cg)


Gibbet gravy? Man, I DO NOT want to eat at your house.

Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2019 10:46 PM (Y8PSl)

223 The Nuge is the man! Now, and always!

https://tinyurl.com/y2w8me9q

Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at April 25, 2019 10:46 PM (jdWK0)

224 Lefties were almost calling for war after the election.

In a war, Russia could destroy the United States in an hour (and vice-versa, of course).

It indicates the fundamental lack of seriousness on the Left - they really don't think that what they say will have any real-world consequences.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 10:46 PM (I2/tG)

225 I think the funniest scene in the Pink Panther movies is when Cato thinks Clousseau is dead so he turns the apartment into a swinging bachelor pad

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:47 PM (39g3+)

226 Congratulations on the surgery LadyL.
I had mine done a couple of years ago. I went with the distance lenses and now only use readers. Low power ones at that.
20/500 before, 20/30 now.
Miraculous! God blessed me and I am happy He has also blessed you.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 25, 2019 10:47 PM (5U303)

227
Lol, I sing that at home an abnormal number of times.

Occasionally, I'll get to play a short solo on my bass. The first time I played the SpiderMan theme, I thought my guitar playing buddy (that I'm slowly converting into a conservative and that Jim and Insom met) was going to collapse from laughter.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 10:48 PM (HaL55)

228 IMHO one of the best things in the Pink Panther movies was Herbert Lom as Clouseau's boss.

I've made a few of my own bosses twitch like that... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 10:48 PM (miE9U)

229
--I had to keep a dressing on my eye for 24 hours. You didn't?
Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 10:37 PM (XAYDB)


Only to sleep, but since I have a habit of rubbing my eyes, I'm wearing safety glasses all day.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:48 PM (TdMsT)

230 62 In retrospect, that Thank Heavens song is creepy AF
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 10:08 PM (usazX)
--------------------------------
Actually, no.
It is WE who are creepy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 25, 2019 10:49 PM (Rxduq)

231 Learned all about lying liars and the lies they tell at the ripe old age of 7, with that lesson learned staying with me right through to the age I am now, curmudgeonly curmudgeon.
Posted by: RickZ
----------

"There'll be just a small prick..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 25, 2019 10:49 PM (xSo9G)

232 a testament to Chinese Seamanship:

https://tinyurl.com/mpjsksk

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 10:50 PM (V2Yro)

233 I have thought about Lasik.
HD porn is worthless if it's blurry.

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 10:50 PM (LL1Be)

234
This is probably my favorite Clouseau scene, The Old Salty Swedish Sea Dog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pN7nmzuvNc

I know that by heart, but I still nearly pee my pants every time I see it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 10:50 PM (f1Vqw)

235 "There'll be just a small prick..."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 25, 2019 10:49 PM (xSo9G)

What is "things Harry Reid has said," Alex?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 10:50 PM (NWiLs)

236 226 Congratulations on the surgery LadyL.
I had mine done a couple of years ago. I went with the distance lenses and now only use readers. Low power ones at that.
20/500 before, 20/30 now.
Miraculous! God blessed me and I am happy He has also blessed you.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 25, 2019 10:47 PM (5U303)


It's amazing, isn't it? I got the distance lenses as well, but my up close vision has improved significantly, which I didn't expect. I feel very blessed.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:50 PM (TdMsT)

237 Only to sleep, but since I have a habit of rubbing my eyes, I'm wearing safety glasses all day.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:48 PM (TdMsT)


Could be worse. The doc could have fitted you with a huge cone around your neck, like used on dogs to keep them from scratching ear jobs.

Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2019 10:51 PM (AMIL/)

238 230 62 In retrospect, that Thank Heavens song is creepy AF
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 10:08 PM (usazX)
--------------------------------
Actually, no.
It is WE who are creepy.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 25, 2019 10:49 PM (Rxduq)


Given the history of Hollywood and the entertainment business in general, I'd disagree.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 10:51 PM (usazX)

239 Gibbet gravy? Man, I DO NOT want to eat at your house.
Posted by: RickZ
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It's savory.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 25, 2019 10:51 PM (xSo9G)

240 my favorite scene from the Pink Panther series: Clouseau and Elke Sommers at the Nudist Colony.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 10:51 PM (V2Yro)

241
Puttin the airin in the parrotin. Naughty birdin 'fraid of the fewg.

And "swine leg".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 10:52 PM (f1Vqw)

242 Shit, Stars goal

1-1

Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 10:52 PM (XAYDB)

243 Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

That's awesome. She should know the law applies to everyone equally, I wonder why she didn't know that.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 25, 2019 10:52 PM (g14p9)

244
What's the song that goes girls are made of gum drops and boys are made of spiders, or some shit like that?

Anyway, is that song creepy?

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 10:52 PM (IbrTD)

245 Thank Heaven For Little Girls is all about how wonderful girls are because they grow up to be women... not creepy at all to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:52 PM (39g3+)

246 a testament to Chinese Seamanship:
https://tinyurl.com/mpjsksk
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 10:50 PM (V2Yro)


★★★☆☆ Could have been on fire too

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 10:52 PM (t+qrx)

247 232 a testament to Chinese Seamanship:


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That's no match for Arab seamanship.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 10:53 PM (4knXT)

248
Sugar, spice, everything nice. Whatever it is.

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 10:53 PM (IbrTD)

249 curmudgeonly curmudgeon.
Posted by: RickZ

From the Old French, "curmudgeonner"-

"to expel insolent youth from one's lawn"

Posted by: Miklos, expert in geetin' all Medieval French on yo' asses at April 25, 2019 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)

250 Let me explain a little thing called the Labor Theory of Value.
Posted by: Karl Marx at April 25, 2019 10:14 PM (t+qrx)


I almost choked on my dinner.

I am such a nerd.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 25, 2019 10:53 PM (TN7xY)

251
Learned all about lying liars and the lies they tell at the ripe old age of 7, with that lesson learned staying with me right through to the age I am now, curmudgeonly curmudgeon.
Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2019 10:42 PM (Y8PSl)


I had my tonsils out when I was seven, and I still remember how miserable it was.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

252 >> HD porn is worthless if it's blurry.

THere's such a thing as too HD. When you can see the little red bumps/rash from the shaving, it's too much resolution.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 10:53 PM (f1Vqw)

253 Yeah, that's the ticket. Not lucid enough.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 10:42 PM (39g3+)


Lucid enough to cash the checks, though, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 25, 2019 10:54 PM (f3oO4)

254
It's amazing, isn't it? I got the distance lenses as well, but my up
close vision has improved significantly, which I didn't expect. I feel
very blessed.


B'Gal's cataract surgery is next Tuesday.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 10:54 PM (HaL55)

255 4 Notre Dame burned, and one more piece of beauty has disappeared from the world. We're not so good at creating beauty these days, although we make all kinds of other stuff. And our souls starve for it.

https://youtu.be/3r8pgGW5Vgk
Posted by: Zaklog the Great



5 I love titties.
Posted by: Gmac - Winning is good


The diversity of opinion and philosophy in two posts here at AoS.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 25, 2019 10:54 PM (r2LuW)

256
Could be worse. The doc could have fitted you with a huge cone around your neck, like used on dogs to keep them from scratching ear jobs.
Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2019 10:51 PM (AMIL/)



I probably should have a cone.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

257 "There'll be just a small prick..."
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Quick-which Dem Presidential candidate said that first?

Posted by: Miklos, time's up at April 25, 2019 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)

258 That's awesome. She should know the law applies to everyone equally, I wonder why she didn't know that.

Newton, Massachusetts, is one of the most left-wing communities in the United States. I'm sure it never occurred to her that she could get in trouble for this.

Also, as I noted in an earlier thread, a judge in Portland got away with doing exactly the same thing right after Trump's inauguration, so why would she get in trouble?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 10:55 PM (I2/tG)

259 4 Notre Dame burned, and one more piece of beauty
has disappeared from the world. We're not so good at creating beauty
these days, although we make all kinds of other stuff. And our souls
starve for it.



https://youtu.be/3r8pgGW5Vgk

Posted by: Zaklog the Great




5 I love titties.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning is good




The diversity of opinion and philosophy in two posts here at AoS.



Posted by: Puddleglum at April 25, 2019 10:54 PM (r2LuW)

'merica. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 25, 2019 10:55 PM (9Om/r)

260 Could be worse. The doc could have fitted you with a huge cone around your neck, like used on dogs to keep them from scratching ear jobs.
Posted by: Gref
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Our little dog Sophie: http://tinyurl.com/y636dyyj

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 25, 2019 10:55 PM (xSo9G)

261
Could be worse. The doc could have fitted you with a huge cone around your neck, like used on dogs to keep them from scratching ear jobs.
Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2019 10:51 PM (AMIL/)



I probably should have a cone.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

---------

You'll have to hire someone to lick anything below your neck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 10:56 PM (4knXT)

262
B'Gal's cataract surgery is next Tuesday.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 10:54 PM (HaL55)


I just sent up a prayer for her.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:56 PM (TdMsT)

263 244
What's the song that goes girls are made of gum drops and boys are made of spiders, or some shit like that?

Anyway, is that song creepy?
Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 10:52 PM (IbrTD)

Sugar and spice and everything nice v. snips and snails and puppy dogs' tails. This is, of course, complete bullshit. People writ large suck, regardless of gender. And some of the meanest, nastiest, cruelest people you'll ever run into are middle school girls.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 10:57 PM (NWiLs)

264

You'll have to hire someone to lick anything below your neck.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 10:56 PM (4knXT)


I've got someone on staff to do that already.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

265 When you can see the little red bumps/rash from the shaving,
Pornhub Premium

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 10:57 PM (LL1Be)

266
The diversity of opinion and philosophy in two posts here at AoS.

The love of beauty is the one constant.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 10:57 PM (HaL55)

267
I've got someone on staff to do that already.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

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Lol, that's good planning.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 10:57 PM (4knXT)

268 I can't watch YT on this device, which versions of Clouseau are you referring to?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 10:58 PM (IDhUW)

269 You'll have to hire someone to lick anything below your neck.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 10:56 PM (4knXT)


I've got someone on staff to do that already.
Posted by: Ladyl

HUUUMMMAAAA!!!!

Posted by: *hic* at April 25, 2019 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

270
Our little dog Sophie: http://tinyurl.com/y636dyyj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 25, 2019 10:55 PM (xSo9G)



That's just about the cutest picture I've ever seen.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:58 PM (TdMsT)

271 >> HD porn is worthless if it's blurry.

THere's such a thing as too HD. When you can see the little red bumps/rash from the shaving, it's too much resolution.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 10:53 PM (f1Vqw)


I can't get aroused by anything but scrambled cable porn. Thanks a lot, 1980s.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 10:58 PM (t+qrx)

272
I just sent up a prayer for her.

B'Gal said you're so sweet and she sends smoochies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 10:58 PM (HaL55)

273 264

You'll have to hire someone to lick anything below your neck.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 10:56 PM (4knXT)


I've got someone on staff to do that already.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT

Is she hot?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 10:59 PM (NWiLs)

274 Newton, Massachusetts, is one of the most left-wing communities in the United States. I'm sure it never occurred to her that she could get in trouble for this.

Also, as I noted in an earlier thread, a judge in Portland got away with doing exactly the same thing right after Trump's inauguration, so why would she get in trouble?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 10:55 PM (I2/tG)

She's a judge, she should know for everyone she sees in court, there is someone else that did the same thing and got away with it.

I want to see more of this.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 25, 2019 10:59 PM (g14p9)

275

Had both eyes rebuilt 2 years ago, lenses plus some laser work. I'm one of the lucky ones that doesn't need vision assist post surgery.

Not a traumatic event at all, after the initial opening of the operated eye--there was sharp, jangled images at first, until the next day when the eye somewhat recovered from the insult.

Something I noticed after both were done was the extreme clarity, and the amount of visual detail at distance took some getting used to--sensory overload the Doc called it. You get used to it , though.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 25, 2019 10:59 PM (KATBx)

276 Story at Hot Air that when State Dept officials showed up to collect Otto Warmbier's comatose body, Nork officials demanded $2 million for it.

State officials were instructed to sign, then took possession of the body, but to date the money hasn't been paid.

I'm sure President Joe will send them the money, complete with interest and penalties for late payment... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 10:59 PM (miE9U)

277
Porn is gross
People are yucky
Other than that
My life is just ducky

Buy Burma Shave

Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2019 11:00 PM (mvenn)

278 274 Newton, Massachusetts, is one of the most left-wing communities in the United States. I'm sure it never occurred to her that she could get in trouble for this.

Also, as I noted in an earlier thread, a judge in Portland got away with doing exactly the same thing right after Trump's inauguration, so why would she get in trouble?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 10:55 PM (I2/tG)

She's a judge, she should know for everyone she sees in court, there is someone else that did the same thing and got away with it.

I want to see more of this.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 25, 2019 10:59 PM (g14p9)

Amen. I hope this is merely the first of many. Put the fear of GEOTUS into these bastards.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 11:00 PM (NWiLs)

279 213 204 https://tinyurl.com/y22xrgdl

The Massachusetts judge who let an illegal secretly leave her courtroom, so he wouldn't be arrested by ICE, leaving a Federal courthouse in tears, escorted by two Federal marshals, after she was indicted.

This is as good as the 2016 election coverage.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

--Oh, hell yeah.
Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 10:42 PM (XAYDB)



That little video is perfectly delicious.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 11:00 PM (TdMsT)

280 It's amazing, isn't it? I got the distance lenses as well, but my up close vision has improved significantly, which I didn't expect. I feel very blessed.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:50 PM (TdMsT)

Good for you, my distance vision is now fantastic, but my near vision is abysmal, never realized how much close work and reading I need to do. Hope the next eye goes as well for you as the first!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 25, 2019 11:00 PM (f3oO4)

281 Seconded/thirded/four-thed on that hateful judge getting her just desserts.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 11:01 PM (miE9U)

282
Also, as I noted in an earlier thread, a judge in Portland got away with
doing exactly the same thing right after Trump's inauguration, so why
would she get in trouble?


I guess we'll just have to have the Portland judge arrested too, just to make it fair for everybody.

Equality before the law and all that...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 11:01 PM (HaL55)

283 Our little dog Sophie: http://tinyurl.com/y636dyyj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 25, 2019 10:55 PM (xSo9G)

How is she doing, Mike?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2019 11:01 PM (TfwlC)

284
Something I noticed after both were done was the extreme clarity, and the amount of visual detail at distance took some getting used to--sensory overload the Doc called it. You get used to it , though.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 25, 2019 10:59 PM (KATBx)



I'm going to have to get used to it as well.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 11:02 PM (TdMsT)

285 cruelest people you'll ever run into are middle school girls.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 10:57 PM (NWiLs)

Mean Girls was a documentary.

It is known.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 25, 2019 11:02 PM (n6eEP)

286 *looks at top picture*

Never heard of G-Taste or Gainax titty?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:02 PM (yjFUx)

287 The Puff Adder kills 32,000 people a year.

More than white supremacy.


Go figure.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 11:03 PM (usazX)

288
Is there a bigger Loser in the world than Huma Abedin.

She married a congressman, that was good. And he was very close to being the mayor of NYC, that was great. And then he resigns from Congress in disgrace, followed by a subsequent sex crime which lands her once-promising husband in jail.

But wait! Huma still has an Ace up her sleeve -- she's the right-hand of the next president of the United States, and this is a sure-thing. Huma was gonna be the Chief of Staff to the leader of the free world, no doubt about it.

Alas...

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 11:03 PM (IbrTD)

289 That little video is perfectly delicious.
Posted by: Ladyl

I would have preferred more handcuff pron.

Posted by: Miklos, at large at April 25, 2019 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)

290
Good for you, my distance vision is now fantastic, but my near vision is abysmal, never realized how much close work and reading I need to do. Hope the next eye goes as well for you as the first!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 25, 2019 11:00 PM (f3oO4)


I'm glad you can at least enjoy distance vision, dear Hrothgar!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

291
Watching pr0n on fast-forward was always a hoot and a holler.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 11:04 PM (HaL55)

292 Given the minimal ONT, I'll throw this in...
...the boulders are beginning to roll downhill.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread
/1121443407354707968.html

Yes, a lot of this is recap, but it all needs to be put in context. And yes, this is taking time, but it's ALL necessary.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at April 25, 2019 11:04 PM (W+kMI)

293 251
Learned all about lying liars and the lies they tell at the ripe old age of 7, with that lesson learned staying with me right through to the age I am now, curmudgeonly curmudgeon.
Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2019 10:42 PM (Y8PSl)


I had my tonsils out when I was seven, and I still remember how miserable it was.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)
------
I think as kids we took things because we didn't know there was an alternative. I had a bad experience with a dentist as a child, now I would speak up for myself.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:04 PM (IDhUW)

294 Sooth, LOL re Huma.
Now she gets to be lifetime babysitter to a screeching alcoholic who will soon need her diapers changed every 20 minutes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 11:05 PM (miE9U)

295 But wait! Huma still has an Ace up her sleeve -- she's the right-hand of the next president of the United States, and this is a sure-thing. Huma was gonna be the Chief of Staff to the leader of the free world, no doubt about it.

Alas...

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 11:03 PM (IbrTD)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 11:05 PM (TdMsT)

296 Huma is the real-life Inspector Dreyfus...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 11:06 PM (miE9U)

297 That little video is perfectly delicious.
Posted by: Ladyl
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She was even wearing a LBD. I guess it didn't help.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 25, 2019 11:06 PM (CDGwz)

298 I'm glad you can at least enjoy distance vision, dear Hrothgar!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)

Thanks, driving is now a treat, but reading can be problematic, and for most of my 29 years, I could always read without glasses!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 25, 2019 11:06 PM (f3oO4)

299 I think as kids we took things because we didn't know there was an alternative. I had a bad experience with a dentist as a child, now I would speak up for myself.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:04 PM (IDhUW)

I agree. You basically had to accept whatever was happening to you and shut the fuck up about it or face punishment.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 11:06 PM (NWiLs)

300 I can't get aroused by anything but scrambled cable porn. Thanks a lot, 1980s.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick)


Still better than the 1990s. You only need black-and-white and blurry.

They're all "can you find a bra that's, I dunno, 'blockier-looking'? And stop dead every few seconds like you're rebuffering."

Posted by: mikeski at April 25, 2019 11:06 PM (P1f+c)

301 My vision is roughly the same as it's been for the last 25 years or so, between -2.25 and -2.75 in each eye. Sometimes it even gets a little better in one or the other since the last exam. What I've noticed lately is that my night vision has gone south, fast. Especially driving at night or just after sundown, the transition between a bright light and a dark region is much more difficult than I remember it being.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 11:06 PM (t+qrx)

302 287 The Puff Adder kills 32,000 people a year.

More than white supremacy.


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Amazing when you consider it has no legs. It's belly must be scraped raw to knock off 32k people a year.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 11:07 PM (4knXT)

303 282
Also, as I noted in an earlier thread, a judge in Portland got away with
doing exactly the same thing right after Trump's inauguration, so why
would she get in trouble?

I guess we'll just have to have the Portland judge arrested too, just to make it fair for everybody.

Equality before the law and all that...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 11:01 PM (HaL55)
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Agreed!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:08 PM (IDhUW)

304 I'll drop these in here also.

1. https://youtu.be/IgrTPtwyQ3A

2. https://youtu.be/wDewQghHyLQ

You've also been warned.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:08 PM (yjFUx)

305 Yes, a lot of this is recap, but it all needs to be put in context. And yes, this is taking time, but it's ALL necessary.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at April 25, 2019 11:04 PM (W+kMI)

"The mills of the gods grind slow, but they grind exceeding fine!" As I think Sir Winston said.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 25, 2019 11:08 PM (f3oO4)

306 Watching pr0n on fast-forward was always a hoot and a holler.

You said it!

The William Tell Overture helps, too!

Posted by: Clockwork Orange Threesome Scene at April 25, 2019 11:09 PM (I2/tG)

307
But wait, there's more!


Huma's once-promising husband is out of prison but not out of her life. The couple had a baby together and a man named weener who looks like a cartoon character will forever be part of her daughter's life.

So Huma had done NOTHING in her life but hitch her wagon to Losers.

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 11:09 PM (IbrTD)

308 Amazing when you consider it has no legs. It's belly must be scraped raw to knock off 32k people a year.
Posted by: Cicero

She crawls on her belly like a reptile

Posted by: The Delusionaires (and Ray Stevens) at April 25, 2019 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)

309 I agree. You basically had to accept whatever was happening to you and shut the fuck up about it or face punishment.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 11:06 PM (NWiLs)
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That was my experience.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:10 PM (IDhUW)

310 Amen. I hope this is merely the first of many. Put the fear of GEOTUS into these bastards.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 11:00 PM (NWiLs)

What do we have recently, Gov. of Illinois, Mayor of Baltimore, Chicago Alderman, and Judge in Mass., things are looking up.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 25, 2019 11:10 PM (g14p9)

311 I guess we'll just have to have the Portland judge arrested too, just to make it fair for everybody.

The Portland judge is still a pro-tem judge in Portland.

Think she's nervous?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 11:10 PM (I2/tG)

312 Go Blues!!!!

Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 11:10 PM (XAYDB)

313 So Huma had done NOTHING in her life but hitch her wagon to Losers.

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 11:09 PM (IbrTD)


For that I am truly grateful, her being the Muslim Brotherhood skank she is.

Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2019 11:11 PM (Y8PSl)

314 Christopher Taylor, uh nope don't have that one...

But anyone could get lost in the world of anime art books
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3jjrg5o

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:11 PM (yjFUx)

315 302 287 The Puff Adder kills 32,000 people a year.

More than white supremacy.


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Amazing when you consider it has no legs. It's belly must be scraped raw to knock off 32k people a year.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 11:07 PM (4knXT


Oddly enough, the bulk of those kills result from the adder sitting still and awaiting its prey. Very similar to white supremacy, which kills 73 million people per year from the same tactic.

Only difference is that white supremists wear MAGA hats.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 11:12 PM (usazX)

316 So Huma had done NOTHING in her life but hitch her wagon to Losers.

Well, when you come out of the Muslim Brotherhood, you get used to that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 11:12 PM (I2/tG)

317
So Huma had done NOTHING in her life but hitch her wagon to Losers.

She sure knows how to pick'em, don't she? Typical power-mad Prog...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 11:12 PM (HaL55)

318 The Blues score. 2-1 St. Louis.

Saw Boston won in OT earlier.

The Celtics have a shot at the NBA title this year. The Pats won the SB and the Red Sox won the WS. Boston is home to my best friend and his lovely wife so I won't make a snarky comment about the Tyranny of Boston sports teams.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 25, 2019 11:12 PM (r2LuW)

319
The only Huma did right these past few years is not hire Michael Avenatti for her divorce.

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 11:13 PM (IbrTD)

320 The Puff Adder was made to kill people by the white supremists!11ty!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:13 PM (IDhUW)

321
She crawls on her belly like a reptile
Posted by: The Delusionaires (and Ray Stevens)


She Walks Like A Bearded Rainbow

Posted by: Cream at April 25, 2019 11:13 PM (aKsyK)

322 >>> 318 The Blues score. 2-1 St. Louis.

Saw Boston won in OT earlier.

The Celtics have a shot at the NBA title this year. The Pats won the SB and the Red Sox won the WS. Boston is home to my best friend and his lovely wife so I won't make a snarky comment about the Tyranny of Boston sports teams.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 25, 2019 11:12 PM (r2LuW)

Also, you might get shivved.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 25, 2019 11:13 PM (0ReGO)

323

I agree. You basically had to accept whatever was happening to you and shut the fuck up about it or face punishment.


Yep. "Go pick a switch..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 11:14 PM (HaL55)

324 287 The Puff Adder kills 32,000 people a year.

More than white supremacy.


Go figure.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 11:03 PM (usazX)

--Beware the Trigglypuff Adder.

Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 11:14 PM (XAYDB)

325 I first started commenting here in 2009, in the run-up to Obamacare. Ten years is a long time. Later all.

Endeavour to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2019 11:14 PM (mvenn)

326 >>> 324 287 The Puff Adder kills 32,000 people a year.

More than white supremacy.


Go figure.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 11:03 PM (usazX)

--Beware the Trigglypuff Adder.
Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 11:14 PM (XAYDB)

That one's non-toxic, it just crushes its victims.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 25, 2019 11:15 PM (0ReGO)

327 Go Blues!!!!
Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 11:10 PM (XAYDB)
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Nice quick pp. I have no dog in any of the remaining fights. I like the Sharks vs whoever wins CAR/NYI so it'll probably be Bruins v Blues lol.

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 25, 2019 11:15 PM (nNY+7)

328 She crawls on her belly like a reptile
Posted by: The Delusionaires (and Ray Stevens)

She Walks Like A Bearded Rainbow
Posted by: Cream at April 25, 2019 11:13 PM (aKsyK)


I Walk on Guilded Splinters.

Posted by: Dr. John the Night Tripper at April 25, 2019 11:16 PM (t+qrx)

329 well, I'm sure Portland judge is still within the statute of limitations. Maybe the DOJ had a wait n' see attitude towards trump (BTW, fuckitall and fire the SDNY) but hopefully, fingers crossed, the trump AG there can get on the ball.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 11:16 PM (JziUy)

330
I first started commenting here in 2009, in the run-up to Obamacare. Ten years is a long time. Later all.

Endeavour to persevere.




Sounds like a farewell.

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 11:16 PM (IbrTD)

331
'Night Muldoon.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 11:16 PM (HaL55)

332 She crawls on her belly like a reptile
Posted by: The Delusionaires (and Ray Stevens)

She Walks Like A Bearded Rainbow
Posted by: Cream

OK.

But the video is as Hordeworthy as it gets. (Spoiler-boobz)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIEcSOVW5u4

Posted by: Miklos, a true gentleman of refined tastes and habits at April 25, 2019 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

333 325 I first started commenting here in 2009, in the run-up to Obamacare. Ten years is a long time. Later all.

Endeavour to persevere.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2019 11:14 PM (mvenn)

Moron Labe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 11:17 PM (usazX)

334 Hello??? Is this thing on? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 11:17 PM (miE9U)

335 She crawls on her belly like a reptile
Posted by: The Delusionaires (and Ray Stevens)

She Walks Like A Bearded Rainbow
Posted by: Cream at April 25, 2019 11:13 PM (aKsyK)

--The Church: "Reptile"

https://youtu.be/x6Mx5xKOMAk

Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 11:17 PM (XAYDB)

336 325 I first started commenting here in 2009, in the run-up to Obamacare. Ten years is a long time. Later all.

Endeavour to persevere.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2019 11:14 PM (mvenn)
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Thanks for all the laughs throughout that time!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:17 PM (IDhUW)

337 The LA Times ran a heartwarming story yesterday afternoon about 'burglary tourism'. A bunch of professional Chilean criminals are using ESTA (Electronic System for Travel Authorization) visa waivers to visit our fair country and help themselves to some of our filthy capitalist lucre:
Money Quote:
"LAPD Capt. Donald Graham, commander of the North Hollywood Division,
said it was common for homeowners to lose $ 30,000 to $ 40,000 in a heist.
Officers are aware of at least 40 burglaries in the division and dozens
more in other areas."
Some global village.....

Posted by: 10x25mm at April 25, 2019 11:18 PM (wfMXa)

338 If you are going to mangle Molon Labe, mangle it well - Moron Labia.

Night Muldoon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:18 PM (yjFUx)

339 323

I agree. You basically had to accept whatever was happening to you and shut the fuck up about it or face punishment.

Yep. "Go pick a switch..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 11:14 PM (HaL55)

No wonder so many people are fucked up. Hey, I know, let's beat our kids until they're pliant little robots out of sheer terror! That's a GREAT idea!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 11:18 PM (NWiLs)

340
That one's non-toxic, it just crushes its victims.

And you can hear it approaching.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 11:18 PM (HaL55)

341 On top of all that, loser Huma had to pretend she enjoyed sex with Hillary, just like Bill used to do.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 25, 2019 11:19 PM (6XgGT)

342 334 Hello??? Is this thing on? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 11:17 PM (miE9U)
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Nope
-obligatory

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:19 PM (IDhUW)

343 I Walk on Guilded Splinters.
Posted by: Dr. John the Night Tripper

Da Docta played that at a show at the Saenger in New Orleans when I worked there. Amazing, and I got paid to be present.

Posted by: Miklos, sometime Night Tripper at April 25, 2019 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)

344 338 If you are going to mangle Molon Labe, mangle it well - Moron Labia.

Night Muldoon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:18 PM (yjFUx

I felt that a tad too much but if the Horde approves...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 11:19 PM (usazX)

345 Did Muldoon just clock out, or did it just sound that way?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 11:19 PM (t+qrx)

346 Since my Pens were rudely and mercilessly stomped right out of the playoffs, I'm rooting for teams that haven't won a Stanley Cup yet. Going from memory that would be the Blues, Sharks, and Blue Jackets. All the remaining teams have there names on the Cup at least once.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 25, 2019 11:20 PM (r2LuW)

347 I got really upset reading the story of the Joe Ulleri getting starved to death by cruel, heartless bastards.

Then you brought me back with Nik Hoot. Thanks for that.

Bringing the two stories together, I recently caught up with an ex-GF online. She used to be a left-leaning person.

She married a Canadian dude and moved there with him. She shared the story of how when she was pregnant with her last son, the Canadian health system did an amnio on her and told her that her son was going to be Down's. They tried to get her to abort. Every visit. For 6 months. Time after time. Abort. You need to abort.

She had her son, perfectly healthy. She told her husband she was moving back to Tennessee with the kids, he was free to come if he liked, but she wasn't staying in Canada anymore.

Her son is cute as a button, I saw a picture of both of them in Trump hats. Now she's more right-wing than I am. Happy ending all around.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 11:20 PM (l5Hsl)

348 Sagion of Akkad on interview....

https://tinyurl.com/y6sdfhyy

Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at April 25, 2019 11:20 PM (AzV8L)

349 Thanks AK ;-)

(BTW your initials are a great hold'em hand, I don't get to play nearly as much poker as I used to.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 11:20 PM (miE9U)

350

Waking up after tonsil surgery with my throat just on fire. Never had a sore throat like that since.

Then this nurse came in with a pitcher of water. She gave me tiny sips of the coldest water ever. I was crying, it felt so good.

I will remember her and that glass of water until I die.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 25, 2019 11:21 PM (KATBx)

351 While not wholly discounting the article about how unprepared the US military is for a conventional war, I will take its findings with a grain of salt. Back in the late 70's/early 80's when I was just a wee lad, I recall a special report on one of the Big 3 networks about how awful our F-14s, F-15s, F-111s, M1 Abrams and other weapons were compared to the light and nimble Soviet fighters and mighty swarms of Russian tanks.
A repeat of this theme occurred in my college years when these same networks plus CNN decried our shortage of zip-up rubber body bags for the massive casualties we would take from the Iraqi army, the well honed Soviet style force with a decade of modern warfare under their belts against Iran. Our inferior M1 Abrams tanks and Apache helicopters could not handle desert warfare.

I have a hunch that DOD puts out these stories to a more than willing press to either generate more budget increases, or keep our enemies guessing (or more likely, both).

Posted by: elliot at April 25, 2019 11:21 PM (1PAtI)

352 338 If you are going to mangle Molon Labe, mangle it well - Moron Labia.

Night Muldoon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:18 PM (yjFUx)
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Well done, considering you're addressing Muldoon

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:21 PM (IDhUW)

353 Another thing not mentioned about Huma's "sad" bio above: When she married Ant-knee The Weiner, Bill Clinton officiated. Anyone with a lick of common sense would know that portended bad things on the horizon. Blow Job Billy officiating your marriage is a bad luck start to any marriage, especially that 'until death do us part' part. I think Bill's inner sadist came out when he took that job.

Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2019 11:21 PM (Y8PSl)

354 Hello??? Is this thing on? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

What's on my thing!!???

Posted by: Miklos, horrified at April 25, 2019 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)

355 Da Docta played that at a show at the Saenger in New Orleans when I worked there. Amazing, and I got paid to be present.
Posted by: Miklos, sometime Night Tripper at April 25, 2019 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)


That would be a heck of a show.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 11:21 PM (t+qrx)

356 Miklos, whatever it is it's moving

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 11:22 PM (miE9U)

357 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at April 25, 2019 11:23 PM (4knXT)

358 And thus the idea for another Roger Corman low budget horror movie is born.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:23 PM (yjFUx)

359 The Massachusetts judge who let an illegal secretly leave her courtroom, so he wouldn't be arrested by ICE, leaving a Federal courthouse in tears, escorted by two Federal marshals, after she was indicted.

This is as good as the 2016 election coverage.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

--Oh, hell yeah.
Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 10:42 PM (XAYDB)

That little video is perfectly delicious.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 11:00 PM (TdMsT)

If I didn't know what a douche bag she was I'd give a "MILFY babe, I'd hit it!"

Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at April 25, 2019 11:23 PM (jdWK0)

360 logprof

Let's... Go... Blues!

Posted by: mnw at April 25, 2019 11:23 PM (Cssks)

361 Did Muldoon just clock out, or did it just sound that way?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 11:19 PM (t+qrx)

I, myself, thought there was a bit of a disquieting undertone?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 25, 2019 11:23 PM (f3oO4)

362 Did Muldoon just clock out, or did it just sound that way?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 11:19 PM (t+qrx)

I think it was just a goodnight, see us bitches tomorrow.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 25, 2019 11:23 PM (g14p9)

363 I have a hunch that DOD puts out these stories to a
more than willing press to either generate more budget increases, or
keep our enemies guessing (or more likely, both).


Posted by: elliot at April 25, 2019 11:21 PM (1PAtI)


If it gives out troops personal death stars...good

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 25, 2019 11:24 PM (9Om/r)

364 This is as good as the 2016 election coverage.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

That arouses me.
And, the judge will be an orange jumpsuit wearing One.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 25, 2019 11:24 PM (ufFY8)

365 325
I first started commenting here in 2009, in the run-up to Obamacare. Ten years is a long time. Later all.



Endeavour to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2019 11:14 PM (mvenn)

I've been mostly lurking on here since just after 9-11.
GET OFF MY LAWN!

Posted by: elliot at April 25, 2019 11:24 PM (1PAtI)

366 Her son is cute as a button, I saw a picture of both of them in Trump hats. Now she's more right-wing than I am. Happy ending all around.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 11:20 PM (l5Hsl)
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Great story. I've heard other similar stories about a misdiagnosis of Down's.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:24 PM (IDhUW)

367 Her son is cute as a button, I saw a picture of both of them in Trump hats. Now she's more right-wing than I am. Happy ending all around.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

"Where do we find men like this?"

Posted by: Miklos, quoting at April 25, 2019 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)

368

That judge did more than aid and abed, she broke all kinds of laws.

First of all, she had no right keeping anyone out of her public courtroom. Second, she turned off cameras.

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 11:25 PM (IbrTD)

369 I've been mostly lurking on here since just after 9-11.
GET OFF MY LAWN!
Posted by: elliot at April 25, 2019 11:24 PM (1PAtI)

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Boy, your arms must be tired.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 11:26 PM (4knXT)

370 If it gives out troops personal death stars...good
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 25, 2019 11:24 PM (9Om/r)


Meritorious Death Stars, with oak leaf clusters.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 11:26 PM (t+qrx)

371 349 Thanks AK ;-)

(BTW your initials are a great hold'em hand, I don't get to play nearly as much poker as I used to.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 11:20 PM (miE9U)
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I don't know how to play poker, and my face is real easy to read so I probably wouldn't be good at it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:27 PM (IDhUW)

372 $86K pr0n collection? Last time someone mentioned this it was $29K.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 25, 2019 11:27 PM (FiUMj)

373 you mean - oak leaf cluster bombs

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:27 PM (yjFUx)

374 I agree. You basically had to accept whatever was happening to you and shut the fuck up about it or face punishment.

Yep. "Go pick a switch..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 11:14 PM (HaL55)

No wonder so many people are fucked up. Hey, I know, let's beat our kids until they're pliant little robots out of sheer terror! That's a GREAT idea!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 11:18 PM (NWiLs)

--------------------------

I think the threat of a possible spanking, switching for the most serious transgressions can be helpful. I am in no way advocating for regular use of this punishment however. Growing up, I can think of 4 occasions when I got into this situation, and it was because I had really fucked up. Bigly.

My daughter got a light spanking twice in her life. This is not popular at all these days, but it does work as a deterrent. Again, this should not be a regular thing.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 25, 2019 11:27 PM (ffYR/)

375 Miklos, whatever it is it's moving
Posted by: qdpsteve

But Roundup or Rid-a-Bug??????

Posted by: Miklos, quietly panicking at April 25, 2019 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)

376 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 11:20 PM (l5Hsl)


Free government health care for everyone just might have a few bumps in the road as it's being implemented, but when it's done right, well...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 25, 2019 11:28 PM (f3oO4)

377 Embrace the scary realization behind the word "and"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:28 PM (yjFUx)

378 Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 11:26 PM (4knXT)

(Sips whiskey)


Yup..

Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at April 25, 2019 11:28 PM (AzV8L)

379 346 Since my Pens were rudely and mercilessly stomped right out of the playoffs, I'm rooting for teams that haven't won a Stanley Cup yet. Going from memory that would be the Blues, Sharks, and Blue Jackets. All the remaining teams have there names on the Cup at least once.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 25, 2019 11:20 PM (r2LuW)

--My coach in HS said there's no shame in being beaten by the best, and I have no grudge against the Blues even after eliminating the Jets (and the Blues clearly played the superior game).

Add to that that the Stars' Cup is bullshit, and I'm behind the Blues big time.

Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 11:28 PM (XAYDB)

380 you mean - oak leaf cluster bombs
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:27 PM (yjFUx)


And a combat 'lol get fucked' device.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 11:29 PM (t+qrx)

381 Great story. I've heard other similar stories about a misdiagnosis of Down's.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:24 PM (IDhUW)

And you can be sure that if she had aborted the child, the Down's diagnosis would have been "confirmed".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2019 11:29 PM (TfwlC)

382 That judge did more than aid and abed, she broke all kinds of laws.

First of all, she had no right keeping anyone out of her public courtroom. Second, she turned off cameras.

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 11:25 PM (IbrTD)


Yeah, that. I don't think she'll be able to pull an Aunt Becky and use as her defense 'I didn't know what I did was illegal'. She's cell block 6 meat.

Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2019 11:30 PM (Y8PSl)

383 I think the threat of a possible spanking, switching for the most serious transgressions can be helpful. I am in no way advocating for regular use of this punishment however. Growing up, I can think of 4 occasions when I got into this situation, and it was because I had really fucked up. Bigly.

My daughter got a light spanking twice in her life. This is not popular at all these days, but it does work as a deterrent. Again, this should not be a regular thing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 25, 2019 11:27 PM (ffYR/)

It was frequent. Too many to count. And usually depended on how bad a mood my mother (and occasionally my father) was in. Fucking sucked.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 11:30 PM (NWiLs)

384 That judge did more than aid and abed
Posted by: Soothsayer'c


The aiding and the abedding, that is the Paolo's schtick. She is doing it wrong.

Posted by: Paolo at April 25, 2019 11:30 PM (P1f+c)

385 375 Miklos, whatever it is it's moving
Posted by: qdpsteve

But Roundup or Rid-a-Bug??????
Posted by: Miklos, quietly panicking at April 25, 2019 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)

This is no time to panic!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:30 PM (IDhUW)

386 The judge and the bailiff will be orange attired party favors in cell block 6

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:31 PM (yjFUx)

387 385 375 Miklos, whatever it is it's moving
Posted by: qdpsteve

But Roundup or Rid-a-Bug??????
Posted by: Miklos, quietly panicking at April 25, 2019 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)

This is no time to panic!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:30 PM (IDhUW)

This is the PERFECT time to panic!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 11:31 PM (NWiLs)

388 Second, she turned off cameras.

Actually, she turned off the audio recording of the court proceeding, which is highly illegal, so she could plot with the defense attorney how the illegal was going to evade the ICE agents outside the courtroom.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 11:31 PM (I2/tG)

389 We were supposed to get "showers" tonight, but right now, it's raining so hard I can't get to sleep!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 25, 2019 11:32 PM (f3oO4)

390 $86K pr0n collection? Last time someone mentioned this it was $29K.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 25, 2019 11:27 PM (FiUMj)

I know, right? Hell of an investment it was, too, and all gone, now. Thanks, Mumsy and Pop.

Posted by: The Kid with crusty socks at April 25, 2019 11:32 PM (TfwlC)

391
That judge did more than aid and abed, she broke all kinds of laws.

Will she actually serve any time?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2019 11:32 PM (aKsyK)

392 386 The judge and the bailiff will be orange attired party favors in cell block 6
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:31 PM (yjFUx)


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I see a good-paying capo position waiting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 11:32 PM (4knXT)

393 It was frequent. Too many to count. And usually depended on how bad a mood my mother (and occasionally my father) was in. Fucking sucked.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 11:30 PM (NWiLs)

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I'm sorry man. That is most definitely wrong in the extreme.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 25, 2019 11:32 PM (ffYR/)

394 So one of the problems we face when the Chicoms attack is we will not know the difference between home grown Chinese patriots and the Chicoms.

Posted by: Leonero at April 25, 2019 11:32 PM (zSLqp)

395

Never bought into the "Son, this is going to hurt me worse than it hurts you."

Bullshit. It's called punishment for a REASON.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 25, 2019 11:33 PM (KATBx)

396
Everyone pull for Miley. She's flirting with a stomach bug. And I'm the one that infected her.

On Monday, I ended up having to both of my parents (91 and 8 to the ER with that stomach bug. Both were dehydrated. I had to take care of them Monday night and Tuesday and stayed away from Miley.

I thought I was out of the woods, but it hit me hard Tuesday night. It lasted about 12 hours, the worst of it. And I of course infected Miley.

It hasn't started yet with her, but it's iffy.

Poor thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 11:33 PM (NMAzL)

397
Great story. I've heard other similar stories about a misdiagnosis of Down's.

I don't think it was a Down's diagnosis, but Tim Tebow's mom was told to abort him because something or other.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 11:33 PM (HaL55)

398 It was frequent. Too many to count. And usually depended on how bad a mood my mother (and occasionally my father) was in. Fucking sucked.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 11:30 PM (NWiLs)

I'm sorry Insom, I hope you can find some healing and some peace.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:33 PM (IDhUW)

399 The Chinese make crap for American consumers. But I have a feeling when it comes to military stuff, their shit is top notch.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 25, 2019 11:34 PM (FiUMj)

400 And I'm out...

Stay nice and watch the shelving around here... titties knocked around....


G'Night y'all......

Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at April 25, 2019 11:34 PM (AzV8L)

401 That article on US military preparedness is hot garbage.


This isn't to say there isn't a fuckton of room for improvement and criticism, or that the author doesn't touch on some of that, but holy hell is the author's language dripping with unserious leftwing tropes and some damn shitty analysis. The first mention of "imperialist" was the alarm.


The comments are full of turds, so you can see what that site (or the author) attracts.

Posted by: McLurkerson at April 25, 2019 11:34 PM (B28pn)

402 That Masshole judge will make a great jailhouse lawyer. Then again, maybe not.

Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2019 11:34 PM (Y8PSl)

403 publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

....

Hope your folks are better as well.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 11:34 PM (l5Hsl)

404 So one of the problems we face when the Chicoms attack is we will not know the difference between home grown Chinese patriots and the Chicoms.
Posted by: Leonero at April 25, 2019 11:32 PM (zSLqp)


FDR had a solution for that, but today...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 25, 2019 11:35 PM (f3oO4)

405 The Chinese make crap for American consumers. But I have a feeling when it comes to military stuff, their shit is top notch.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

Not stronk like Slav!

Posted by: the Kursk at April 25, 2019 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

406 387 385 375 Miklos, whatever it is it's moving
Posted by: qdpsteve

But Roundup or Rid-a-Bug??????
Posted by: Miklos, quietly panicking at April 25, 2019 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)

This is no time to panic!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:30 PM (IDhUW)

This is the PERFECT time to panic!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 11:31 PM (NWiLs)

*runs in circles, screams, and shouts*

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:35 PM (IDhUW)

407 Will she actually serve any time?

There is a legal doctrine of "absolute immunity", which states that a judge can't be prosecuted for anything relating to the judge's official duties.

As Glenn Reynolds notes, "absolute immunity" isn't in statute - it is a legal doctrine invented by judges, for the benefit of judges.

If we could blow up "absolute immunity" as part of prosecuting this case, that would be gravy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 11:35 PM (I2/tG)

408 399 The Chinese make crap for American consumers. But I have a feeling when it comes to military stuff, their shit is top notch.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 25, 2019 11:34 PM (FiUMj)

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How many people have been killed in iPhone barrages?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 11:35 PM (4knXT)

409 The LA Times ran a heartwarming story yesterday afternoon about 'burglary tourism'. A bunch of professional Chilean criminals are using ESTA (Electronic System for Travel Authorization) visa waivers to visit our fair country and help themselves to some of our filthy capitalist lucre

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Chile, huh? We're there carrots?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2019 11:35 PM (+y/Ru)

410 Biden's new campaign poster:
https://pjmedia.com/ instapundit/328710/

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 25, 2019 11:35 PM (0ReGO)

411

It was frequent. Too many to count. And usually depended on how bad a
mood my mother (and occasionally my father) was in. Fucking sucked.


Same here. Mumsey Dearest usually had a snootful and was pissed off from something at work, so she took it out on me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 11:36 PM (HaL55)

412 Prayers Up for you and yours

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:37 PM (IDhUW)

413 I think the threat of a possible spanking, switching for the most serious transgressions can be helpful. I am in no way advocating for regular use of this punishment however. Growing up, I can think of 4 occasions when I got into this situation, and it was because I had really fucked up. Bigly.

My daughter got a light spanking twice in her life. This is not popular at all these days, but it does work as a deterrent. Again, this should not be a regular thing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 25, 2019 11:27 PM (ffYR/)

The worst spanking I got growing up was for something my sister did, I said I didn't do it and got spanked for lying.

While I was being spanked my sister confessed, she didn't get in trouble because she told the truth. I said, I told the truth and was spanked.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 25, 2019 11:37 PM (g14p9)

414 Woo hoo!!!

Blues GOAL!!!

Posted by: logprof at April 25, 2019 11:37 PM (XAYDB)

415
There is a legal doctrine of "absolute immunity", which states that a judge can't be prosecuted for anything relating to the judge's official duties.


So breaking the law is part of a judge's official duties?

I did not know that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 11:37 PM (HaL55)

416 I bet his parents sold his porn. And Dad kept a few GBs for himself.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 25, 2019 11:38 PM (5fSr7)

417 That judge did more than aid and abed, she broke all kinds of laws.

Will she actually serve any time?

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The real question is will a Massachusetts jury convict?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2019 11:38 PM (+y/Ru)

418 Remember in 2012 when V.P. Joe Biden debated V.P. candidate Paul Ryan? And Biden kept smiling
to show off the blazing white reflection of his new dental work?

Ryan just sort of wilted. Trump would have had a field day.

"Joe, had some work done? Thanks for showing us. Excellent work, must have cost a fortune."

Later in the debate--

"Joe, I can't get over your dental work. Show us again, Joe. Let's see that big confident smile."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 25, 2019 11:38 PM (t5m5e)

419 Same here. Mumsey Dearest usually had a snootful and was pissed off from something at work, so she took it out on me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 11:36 PM (HaL55)

Damn. You'd think at some point they'd go "y'know, maybe the way I'm treating my kid isn't that great" and change course, but nah.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 11:39 PM (NWiLs)

420 That Masshole judge will make a great jailhouse lawyer. Then again, maybe not.
Posted by: RickZ

"so b*tch, yu waz a judge? An yu in here? I gonna lissen to yo' shit?

I takin' yo shit. Maybe Consuela give yu somethin'"

Posted by: Cell Block 6 at April 25, 2019 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)

421 I'm done, have a fine night, and remember
"Do not bounce the rubble!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 25, 2019 11:39 PM (f3oO4)

422 I bet most Horde guys would LOVE to be judges on the "pornography possession" beat.

Most common verdict: "Based on witness descriptions, I can't determine if this pron is illegal or not. I'll have to judge it for myself alone in my chambers....."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 11:39 PM (miE9U)

423 I hope you can find some healing and some peace as well BB.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:39 PM (IDhUW)

424 Did Muldoon just clock out, or did it just sound that way?


******

Didn't mean for it to sound that way. Just waxing nostalgic. I'll still do my two cents worth. Probably need to recharge the batteries a bit. Missus Muldoon and I, along with Buckley, opened up our cabin for the year. No major debacles, some low level chronic woodpecker damage. Mitigation efforts underway.

I'll check in.


Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2019 11:40 PM (mvenn)

425 So breaking the law is part of a judge's official duties?

Turning off the audio recording of the court proceeding so the illegal's escape could be plotted is a pretty straightforward confession of guilt.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 11:40 PM (I2/tG)

426 A few minutes later Trump brings up the dental work again, "Say Joe, how many Meals on Wheels could you have bought with that dental work?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:40 PM (yjFUx)

427 *runs in circles, screams, and shouts*
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Ok, I did that.

Unconventional, but seems to have helped.

Posted by: Holistic Mindful Wellness Miklos at April 25, 2019 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)

428 It was frequent. Too many to count. And usually depended on how bad a mood my mother (and occasionally my father) was in. Fucking sucked.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 11:30 PM (NWiLs)

The general rule growing up is you wanted to be outside playing when dad got home. If mom had sent you to your room, you were in big trouble. I don't resent it, I think it was good parenting. Better than what we see today.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 25, 2019 11:41 PM (g14p9)

429 Prediction: Aunt Becky will spend more time in prison than any Democrat "indicted" we keep reading about.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 25, 2019 11:41 PM (FiUMj)

430 Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 25, 2019 11:32 PM (ffYR/)

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:33 PM (IDhUW)

Thank you both. It's a long time past but some of the effects still linger.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 11:41 PM (NWiLs)

431
"Joe, I can't get over your dental work. Show us again, Joe. Let's see that big confident smile."

"Joe, how much did those nice new choppers cost the taxpayers? Did that nice healthcare plan that you have that no one else can have pay for it or did George Soros pay for them directly out of his own pocket?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 11:41 PM (HaL55)

432 >>> 417 That judge did more than aid and abed, she broke all kinds of laws.

Will she actually serve any time?

-
The real question is will a Massachusetts jury convict?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2019 11:38 PM (+y/Ru)

Aren't the charges federal? So, where in MA or the northeast would the trial be held?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 25, 2019 11:42 PM (0ReGO)

433 American aircraft carriers are the backbone of U.S. military supremacy. Now, Xi Jinping's Rocket Force could render them obsolete in a conflict with China: https://reut.rs/2XJ5d1r

Meh. Slow moving cargo ships have been taking out US vessels for a little while, now. No need for rockets.

Of course, that's why we have a Strategic Nuclear Arsenal. (I only hope that that still works *fingers crossed*)

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 11:42 PM (AQToM)

434 There is a legal doctrine of "absolute immunity", which states that a judge can't be prosecuted for anything relating to the judge's official duties.


Oh please. It's rare, but judges have gone to jail.

Immunity is about civil, not criminal.

Posted by: Holistic Mindful Wellness Attorney Miklos at April 25, 2019 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)

435 I bet most Horde guys would LOVE to be judges on the "pornography possession" beat.

Most common verdict: "Based on witness descriptions, I can't determine if this pron is illegal or not. I'll have to judge it for myself alone in my chambers....."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 11:39 PM (miE9U)


The scene from Ali G.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 11:44 PM (AQToM)

436
Thanks, AK. If I ever make it to the Pearly Gates, I want to have an audience with Upper Management. I'd really like to know what I did before I was born that caused me to get punished like that as a defenseless kid.

In a crib.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 11:44 PM (HaL55)

437 Another crime of McPeak's we are still paying for. Disbandment of SAC and creating ACC, the bomber crews lost sight of the nuclear mission. Which lead to at least one B-52 actually flying with nuclear cruise missiles aboard a few years back.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:45 PM (yjFUx)

438 427 *runs in circles, screams, and shouts*
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Ok, I did that.

Unconventional, but seems to have helped.
Posted by: Holistic Mindful Wellness Miklos at April 25, 2019 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)

What do you mean "unconventional"? It's SOP.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:45 PM (IDhUW)

439 Hah, my annual post about the fucking frogs who are unaware of the #metoo movement!

Posted by: kalneva at April 25, 2019 11:45 PM (qU1DE)

440
This is a state judge, and she's charged with violating federal law. Things like turning off the taping/etc may be violations of state law, but it's the feds who arrested her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 11:45 PM (NMAzL)

441 Of course, that's why we have a Strategic Nuclear Arsenal. (I only hope that that still works *fingers crossed*)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 11:42 PM (AQToM)

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They replace the batteries every six months.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 11:46 PM (4knXT)

442
"Joe, I can't get over your dental work. Show us again, Joe. Let's see that big confident smile."

Joe would respond with Charlottesville blah blah blah

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2019 11:46 PM (aKsyK)

443 There is a legal doctrine of "absolute immunity", which states that a judge can't be prosecuted for anything relating to the judge's official duties.

So don't prosecute the bint. Just break her legs and toss her out onto the courtroom steps.



But I really don't think that blatantly breaking the law for personal reasons can ever be argued to be related to the judge's official duties ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 11:46 PM (AQToM)

444 It was frequent. Too many to count. And usually depended on how bad a
mood my mother (and occasionally my father) was in. Fucking sucked.

Same here. Mumsey Dearest usually had a snootful and was pissed off from something at work, so she took it out on me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 11:36 PM (HaL55)

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My Dad tried to get like that. Fortunately I was the oldest of 4, 16 years old, and a football player and wrestler. 6'2", and 235 lbs. of muscle then.

He spent the last 2 years of his life drinking professionally instead of as a hobby. He liked to get abusive to my brother and sisters verbally, and on occasion physically. He was 5'9", and about 300 lbs. of flab.

He tried it it once with me, and I got over the whole Dad thing and we had it out. After that, it was not wait until Dad gets home, as he was always home those days. He let up because he was afraid of when I got home if he tried that shit anymore.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 25, 2019 11:46 PM (ffYR/)

445 Aren't the charges federal? So, where in MA or the northeast would the trial be held?

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Barring an unlikely change of venue, the trial will be in federal court in Massachusetts but more specific than that I do not know.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2019 11:46 PM (+y/Ru)

446 Immunity is about civil, not criminal.

Wikipedia:

Absolute immunity is a form of legal immunity for government officials that confers total immunity from criminal prosecution and lawsuits so long as they are acting within the scope of their duties.
...

In common law jurisdictions, absolute civil immunity applies in the following circumstances:

lawmakers engaged in the legislative process;
judges acting in their judicial capacity;

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 11:46 PM (I2/tG)

447 443 There is a legal doctrine of "absolute immunity", which states that a judge can't be prosecuted for anything relating to the judge's official duties.


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Not exactly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 11:47 PM (4knXT)

448 I can just see the sneering smug smirk that Masshole judge had on her face when she told the ICE agent, whom she had kept out of a public courtroom, the fact that his arrestee is gone with the wind.

What she did is not normal judgely duties; she was the driving force behind a conspiracy to obstruct justice. Real obstruction of justice.

I think her tears indicate just how fucked she knows she is.

Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2019 11:47 PM (Y8PSl)

449 What do you mean "unconventional"? It's SOP.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

No, that also includes turmeric.

Posted by: Holistic Mindful Wellness Supplement Miklos at April 25, 2019 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)

450 Put the judge and bailiff in the stocks.

Then let every person who lost a relative to an illegal throw a rotten tomato at them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:48 PM (yjFUx)

451

Should caveat the beating statement, any time my brother and I suffered corporal punishment, we earned it.
Just never bought the part about who it hurt more.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 25, 2019 11:48 PM (KATBx)

452 The United States' nuclear arsenal is a Strategic Nuclear-Utilizing Full Force Air Lineup Using Powered Aircraft Geared for Ultimate Surrender of the enemy, also known as SNUFFALUPAGUS.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 11:48 PM (miE9U)

453 436
Thanks, AK. If I ever make it to the Pearly Gates, I want to have an audience with Upper Management. I'd really like to know what I did before I was born that caused me to get punished like that as a defenseless kid.

In a crib.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 11:44 PM (HaL55)

My heart hurts for you. You didn't do anything. There is evil in the world and you met with it. You can't change it, you can only decide what you will do with it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:49 PM (IDhUW)

454 Put the judge and bailiff in the stocks.

Then let every person who lost a relative to an illegal throw a rotten tomato at them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:48 PM (yjFUx)


They can put the tomatoes in the freezer for a few hours, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 11:49 PM (AQToM)

455 How can you build on Obamacare ... Half are paying almost nothing of the 11 million on it. The other half are paying double. Sounds like it's working as intended.

Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2019 11:50 PM (4ld/w)

456
452 The United States' nuclear arsenal is a Strategic Nuclear-Utilizing Full Force Air Lineup Using Powered Aircraft Geared for Ultimate Surrender of the enemy, also known as SNUFFALUPAGUS.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 11:48 PM (miE9U)

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That was a very well thought-out quasi-humorous comment.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 25, 2019 11:50 PM (4knXT)

457 Blues fans are singing Country Road.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 25, 2019 11:51 PM (r2LuW)

458 Posted by: The ARC of History!

Wikipedia is a kick ass lawyer.

DO NOT play games with anyone who has Wikipedia on retainer.

Posted by: Michael Avenatti, A LAWYER at April 25, 2019 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)

459 Avengers: Endgame spoilers!!!
https://tinyurl.com/yxaz5mus

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 25, 2019 11:51 PM (0ReGO)

460 From the movie Whisper of the Heart, 'Country Road'

https://youtu.be/ispeh2bW1AQ

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:52 PM (yjFUx)

461
The notion of qualified immunity for official acts applies only to discretionary powers of the official. Willful violations of law don't apply.

There is a legal grey area there. Interestingly, Clarence Thomas has expressed interest in curtailing this immunity based on some egregious cases.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 11:53 PM (NMAzL)

462 No major debacles, some low level chronic woodpecker damage. Mitigation efforts underway.

I'll check in.


Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2019 11:40 PM (mvenn)

Story of my life.

Posted by: Pinocchio at April 25, 2019 11:53 PM (TfwlC)

463 SNUFFALUPAGUS.
Posted by: qdpsteve

That took work!

Posted by: Miklos, kudoing at April 25, 2019 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)

464 Just never bought the part about who it hurt more.

.....

My dad was a firm believer in the belt.

On numerous occasions he pulled the "Hurts me more than you" line.

Once, when I was about 11 or 12, I said "Then how about I beat you with the belt, that way it'll hurt me more".

That did not end well.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 11:53 PM (l5Hsl)

465
My heart hurts for you. You didn't do anything. There is evil in the
world and you met with it. You can't change it, you can only decide what
you will do with it.


Yep. It still rears its ugly head at times, but when it dawned on me that she couldn't help it was when it began to diminish. It's better than it used to be, so there's that. And I'm glad the Horde lets me lets me rant to get it off my chest. I appreciate y'all's patience with me.

*drops 5 cents into Psychiatrist jar*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 11:53 PM (HaL55)

466 449 What do you mean "unconventional"? It's SOP.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

No, that also includes turmeric.
Posted by: Holistic Mindful Wellness Supplement Miklos at April 25, 2019 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)

I did not know that. Well, turmeric is well known for its health benefits, so you may be right. I've been panicking wrong all these many years.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:54 PM (IDhUW)

467 *drops 5 cents into Psychiatrist jar*

Now, kick this football

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:55 PM (IDhUW)

468 Didn't mean for it to sound that way. Just waxing nostalgic. I'll still do my two cents worth. Probably need to recharge the batteries a bit. Missus Muldoon and I, along with Buckley, opened up our cabin for the year. No major debacles, some low level chronic woodpecker damage. Mitigation efforts underway.

I'll check in.


Posted by: Muldoon at April 25, 2019 11:40 PM (mvenn)

I'm at my lake place for a few days. Last I talked to the wife, it sounded like I'm good until Sunday.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 25, 2019 11:56 PM (g14p9)

469

Lol. Fuck You.

Nothing in particular, I just wanted to say that all day...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 25, 2019 11:56 PM (UFLLM)

470 I've been panicking wrong all these many years.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

So it wasn't panic.

Ze problem, she ees sol-ved.

Posted by: Inspector Miklos at April 25, 2019 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)

471 Rats. I wanted to see a good ole fashion playoff brawl.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 25, 2019 11:56 PM (r2LuW)

472 Cabins and lake houses? Damned 1%ers...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 11:57 PM (NWiLs)

473 To be truly snooty and condescending so the likes of David French can understand you - "Hie thee off and go bugger thine self."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:57 PM (yjFUx)

474 Cicero, thanks. When it comes to semi-compliments, you're in MisHum's league. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 11:57 PM (miE9U)

475

Four your listening pleasure this evening (on YouTube):

THE DAY COLLUSION DIED - Parody of American Pie | Don Caron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqn3iI_h1vg

FWIW, this guy has Ron-Blagovich-grade hair; looks ike Roy Orbison.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 25, 2019 11:57 PM (FlRtG)

476 239 Gibbet gravy? Man, I DO NOT want to eat at your house.
Posted by: RickZ
--------
It's savory.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


The Savory Gibbets toured with Ultimate Spinach 'way back when.

Their cover of Two Hangmen was tight!



G'night.

Posted by: mindful webworker was never really here so never mind at April 25, 2019 11:58 PM (fBape)

477 Miklos, just a little brain stretching. Thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 11:58 PM (miE9U)

478 SNUFFALUPAGUS.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Nicely done

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 11:58 PM (IDhUW)

479 If you keep stretching it, it's gonna snap.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:59 PM (yjFUx)

480 I bet Biteme doesn't know how many are on Obamacare

Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2019 11:59 PM (4ld/w)

481 Lol. Fuck You.

Nothing in particular, I just wanted to say that all day...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits

I believe this the first use of such expressions here, ever.

Seems acceptable according to the Style Book.

Posted by: Miklos, third shift copyeditor associate intern trainee at April 25, 2019 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

482 >>> 480 I bet Biteme doesn't know how many are on Obamacare
Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2019 11:59 PM (4ld/w)

He'd have to take off his shoes...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 25, 2019 11:59 PM (0ReGO)

483 459 Avengers: Endgame spoilers!!!
https://tinyurl.com/yxaz5mus
Posted by: Helena Handbasket



Heh! Actually I read today that future Marvel movies will be more gay and fat.


Babylon Bee! America's Paper of Record!

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 25, 2019 11:59 PM (r2LuW)

484 It was frequent. Too many to count. And usually depended on how bad a
mood my mother (and occasionally my father) was in. Fucking sucked.

Same here. Mumsey Dearest usually had a snootful and was pissed off from something at work, so she took it out on me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 11:36 PM (HaL55)

-------------------

My Dad tried to get like that. Fortunately I was the oldest of 4, 16 years old, and a football player and wrestler. 6'2", and 235 lbs. of muscle then.

He spent the last 2 years of his life drinking professionally instead of as a hobby. He liked to get abusive to my brother and sisters verbally, and on occasion physically. He was 5'9", and about 300 lbs. of flab.

He tried it it once with me, and I got over the whole Dad thing and we had it out. After that, it was not wait until Dad gets home, as he was always home those days. He let up because he was afraid of when I got home if he tried that shit anymore.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 25, 2019 11:46 PM (ffYR/)

Sorry that happened to you all. We got spanked, but only when we did something bad, not just because mom or dad was in a bad mood.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 12:00 AM (g14p9)

485 459 Avengers: Endgame spoilers!!!
https://tinyurl.com/yxaz5mus
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 25, 2019 11:51 PM (0ReGO)

Tempting!! Did you watch it? Do you recommend it? Are you going tomorrow?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 12:00 AM (IDhUW)

486 If you told Biteme how many are on Obamacare he STILL wouldn't be able to tell you how many are on Obamacare. He's that stupid.

Posted by: torabora at April 26, 2019 12:01 AM (4ld/w)

487 Night all

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2019 12:01 AM (yjFUx)

488 Tammy Bruce, subbing for Tucker, open w/ the judge story.

Oooo, and Howie Carr!

Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 12:02 AM (XAYDB)

489 Babylon Bee! America's Paper of Record!
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 25, 2019 11:59 PM (r2LuW)

The new, more relevant, more truthful, New York Times.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 12:02 AM (IDhUW)

490 Lol. Fuck You.

Nothing in particular, I just wanted to say that all day...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 25, 2019 11:56 PM (UFLLM)

LOL, lol, fuck you, really needs to be the reply to anything sjw warriors say.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 12:03 AM (g14p9)

491
'Night mindweb and AP.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 12:03 AM (HaL55)

492 Night Anna Puma

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 12:03 AM (IDhUW)

493 >>So if you raise obedient, self-confident children, the state will definitely need to keep an eye on you. Of course, if your kids are cross-dressing criminals, then everything must be fine.



So. . . the von Trapp family is now Hitler, or maybe worse than Hitler?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 26, 2019 12:04 AM (W+vEI)

494 AKestrel, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 26, 2019 12:05 AM (miE9U)

495 481 Lol. Fuck You.

Nothing in particular, I just wanted to say that all day...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits

I believe this the first use of such expressions here, ever.

Seems acceptable according to the Style Book.
----

LOL, lol, fuck you, really needs to be the reply to anything sjw warriors say.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 12:03 AM (g14p9)


I, myself, prefer F*ck you, War!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 12:07 AM (IDhUW)

496
LOL, lol, fuck you, really needs to be the reply to anything sjw warriors say.
I pulled up next to a Socialist Just-us Whineybrat soi-boi the other day who was driving a brand new Beetle. It was sporting a tag that said "Protest" and had an "FDT" sticker on the side window.
I bet both of his mommies think he's just the most precious thing in the whole wide world! I just wanted to pinch his widdle cheek.

With a pair of Vise-grips.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 12:07 AM (HaL55)

497 THE DAY COLLUSION DIED - Parody of American Pie | Don Caron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqn3iI_h1vg

FWIW, this guy has Ron-Blagovich-grade hair; looks ike Roy Orbison.
Posted by: Arbalest at April 25, 2019 11:57 PM (FlRtG)

Heh. That was pretty darned good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 12:07 AM (TfwlC)

498 This Dem strategist Tammy's interviewing looks the archetypal Delta Bravo.

Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 12:07 AM (XAYDB)

499 THE DAY COLLUSION DIED - Parody of American Pie | Don Caron

-
Most excellent.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2019 12:08 AM (+y/Ru)

500 Sorry that happened to you all. We got spanked, but only when we did something bad, not just because mom or dad was in a bad mood.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 12:00 AM (g14p9)

----------------------

Thanks EB, but it worked out all right in my case. Was nice to be able to cover the younger siblings and Mom.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 26, 2019 12:08 AM (ffYR/)

501 So. . . the von Trapp family is now Hitler, or maybe worse than Hitler?
Posted by: Lizzy

The von Trapp family ended up in Vermont. Perhaps they have an opinion of Bernie, also a socialist.

Posted by: Miklos, maybe at April 26, 2019 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)

502 just got home from a candidate's forum, since i'm running for local office...

so, time for dindin and a beer or two with it, which i will absorb like a SPONGE!

BIAB!

but First! Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 12:08 AM (ER1jH)

503 So. . . the von Trapp family is now Hitler, or maybe worse than Hitler?
---
And Edelweiss is a Nazi support song! Now you're getting it!
/is this needed?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 12:08 AM (IDhUW)

504 LOL, lol, fuck you, really needs to be the reply to anything sjw warriors say.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 12:03 AM (g14p9)


Along with eat shit and die.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 26, 2019 12:09 AM (9Om/r)

505 Another hundred people:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07bgbi_gO2U

Posted by: ghost of Mark Stein at April 26, 2019 12:10 AM (bETih)

506 502 just got home from a candidate's forum, since i'm running for local office...
-----
I'm glad to hear you are running for office.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 12:11 AM (IDhUW)

507 And Edelweiss is a Nazi support song! Now you're getting it!
/is this needed?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

The "weiss" gives it away, h8r!

Posted by: Miklos, could use a sweet Soros check at April 26, 2019 12:11 AM (QzkSJ)

508 Whatever these SJWs do, they better not ever visit Huntington Beach.

They still have a Heil Avenue!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 26, 2019 12:11 AM (miE9U)

509 Regular beatings, not corporal punishment, can result in many different character traits.

Some people pass it on, beating their own kids.

Some people seek people to beat them up, verbally or physically, in their relationships.

Some people, become indifferent to it all, even if someone is screaming at them or threatening them, they just laugh.

Some people grow really defiant.

I throw myself into a combination of the last two.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 26, 2019 12:12 AM (l5Hsl)

510 Then WKRP came on and Loni Anderson is hot as usual.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 25, 2019 10:03 PM (DjIXP)

-----

Bailey WAAAY hotter ...
Posted by: Kingsnake at April 25, 2019 10:04 PM


As I have gotten older, I have started to appreciate Jennifer more. Mostly because Jennifer was into older guys.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 26, 2019 12:13 AM (zCabI)

511 Hang in there, Blues!

Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 12:13 AM (XAYDB)

512 Thanks EB, but it worked out all right in my case. Was nice to be able to cover the younger siblings and Mom.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 26, 2019 12:08 AM (ffYR/)

I bet it was.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 12:14 AM (g14p9)

513 454 Put the judge and bailiff in the stocks.

Then let every person who lost a relative to an illegal throw a rotten tomato at them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:48 PM (yjFUx)

They can put the tomatoes in the freezer for a few hours, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 11:49 PM (AQToM)

It's called a puck. Eh.

Posted by: NHL Fan at April 26, 2019 12:14 AM (aA3+G)

514 `Blond, Cheerful' Families Dangerous, Likely Right Wing.


You betcha', and from across the pond we're watching you, Merkel.

Posted by: nada fantasma at April 26, 2019 12:16 AM (bETih)

515 That was a hell of an ending. The Blues hang on, win game 1.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2019 12:16 AM (r2LuW)

516 just got home from a candidate's forum, since i'm running for local office...

so, time for dindin and a beer or two with it, which i will absorb like a SPONGE!

BIAB!

but First! Thirst!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 12:08 AM (ER1jH)

Awesome! Good luck! If you need any outside dark money let us all know.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 12:16 AM (g14p9)

517 Blues win!

I don't like the Dallas Stars, and it's not their fault. There's a guy at the home office of my company that is a huge Stars fan. I sent him an email before the first Stars/Flames game this year, betting a Texas t-bone against a couple of Baltimore crab cakes. He said "sure", and the Stars won. So I sent him 2 of the best crab cakes in town (from Pappas. Cost me $80. I recommend them if you want crab cakes, they'll ship across the USA). I sent him an email "Haha, you got us this time, your crab cakes are on the way" and talked just a little about the game. No response. A week later I sent another email "Hey, did you get the crab cakes?". No response. Finally, about a month later I had to call him about work related stuff, and I asked the same question. "Oh, yeah, didn't I tell you?". Not even thanks.

That's not how you do things. In my world you make friendly bets on sports so you can rib a little back and forth about your team and a game you both enjoy. At the very least you acknowledge the bet.

So, not the Stars fault, but it left a sour taste in my mouth and I'm rooting for the Blues.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 26, 2019 12:17 AM (CTvSA)

518 Not trying to one-up anyone on child abuse stories but let me tell you about something my Mom did which would get her arrested today, although I fully understand why she did what she did.

As a pre-schooler, I had a fascination with fire. We had those wooden Diamond 'strike anywhere' matches for lighting the oven. I used to build little campfires on the concrete garage floor. When my Mom caught me doing that, she was seriously afraid I'd burn the house down and/or kill myself. So this onetime, she'd had enough of warning me as I didn't listen. She took me to the gas stove, turned the burner on and stuck my hand in the flame for just a brief second. I stopped playing with matches after that.

In my case, as an obstreperous, misbehaving, obstinate child, desperate times call for desperate measures. While I always remember what she did (who wouldn't?), I never held it against her or felt like I was abused. She didn't do what she did out of anger, but serious concern for my life as well as the house.

Today, though, I'd be in foster care or with relatives and Mom in jail.

Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2019 12:17 AM (Y8PSl)

519 Blues up 1-0.

Hard fought game.

Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 12:17 AM (XAYDB)

520
OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo here at stately Casa Backwardio.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 12:17 AM (HaL55)

521 Along with eat shit and die.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 26, 2019 12:09 AM (9Om/r)

That'll work.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 12:18 AM (g14p9)

522 I gotta say goodnight too.
Thanks everyone for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 26, 2019 12:18 AM (miE9U)

523 Helena Handbasket hasn't responded to my Endgame questions. I think I'm going to have to get on a different device and go down an Internet trail......help meeeee

bbl maybe

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 12:18 AM (IDhUW)

524 Anyone who is still unclear about Rosenstein after today is not paying attention.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 12:19 AM (/tuJf)

525 AOP - Was out for a while. Thanks for asking about the dog. She's better, not !00% but better.

I've been concerned about MisHum's dog, as he has commented that things were not looking good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 26, 2019 12:19 AM (CDGwz)

526 G'night Steve

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 26, 2019 12:20 AM (CDGwz)

527 93 All Trump has to do in a debate is say "Hey, Joe, did you know you guys were sending the FBI to investigate a presidential campaign? Do you defend that? Because you know who's in charge of the FBI now, right?"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 10:12 PM (oVJmc)

President Trump should announce a timeline for beginning the FBI Counter-intelligence investigations into the Democratic Presidential candidates. Then he could troll all the MSM who pretend it is different when a Republican President does it to a Democrat. And he could announce that he is NOT investigating some of the candidates because "Why bother?"

Posted by: JB1000 at April 26, 2019 12:20 AM (T07na)

528 I'm rooting for the Blues to win the SC. I only have one tenuous connection to the Blues. They started in the NHL as an expansion team with Pittsburgh in 1967. Of those 6 expansion teams, only the now long departed Oakland Seals and St. Louis have not won a Stanley Cup. Minnesota moved to Dallas and "won" a Cup there.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2019 12:22 AM (r2LuW)

529 401 That article on US military preparedness is hot garbage.
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 25, 2019 11:34 PM (B28pn)


I remember seeing an article in Life magazine from the late 1930s about how the Army's new M1 rifle was unreliable crap.

Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2019 12:22 AM (sdi6R)

530 Anyone who is still unclear about Rosenstein after today is not paying attention.





Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 12:19 AM (/tuJf)


What did I miss?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 26, 2019 12:23 AM (9Om/r)

531 I've been concerned about MisHum's dog, as he has commented that things were not looking good.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 26, 2019 12:19 AM (CDGwz)

MisHum's setter Darbie? Sadly, she is a late setter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 12:24 AM (TfwlC)

532 Posted by: Weirddave at April 26, 2019 12:17 AM (CTvSA)

That's just strange, I even have enough social understanding to say thank you, haha we won, in that situation. Hell, 4 chan folks would have said thank you.

Um, if you want to send crab cakes and get a thank you, I have an address for you!

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 12:24 AM (g14p9)

533 Thanks everyone for the fun chat tonight.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 26, 2019 12:18 AM (miE9U)


Goodnight!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 12:25 AM (g14p9)

534

There is a difference between beating and discipline.

Conflating the two is sophistry.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 26, 2019 12:27 AM (KATBx)

535 528 I'm rooting for the Blues to win the SC. I only have one tenuous connection to the Blues. They started in the NHL as an expansion team with Pittsburgh in 1967. Of those 6 expansion teams, only the now long departed Oakland Seals and St. Louis have not won a Stanley Cup. Minnesota moved to Dallas and "won" a Cup there.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2019 12:22 AM (r2LuW)

--All sorts of links:

Bobby Hull was the Golden Jet, played for the Jets in their infancy.

His son Brett, one of the all-time greats, played for both the Blues and the Stars (he scoring one of the most controversial goals in hockey history *grumble*).

There you go.

Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 12:27 AM (XAYDB)

536 Put the judge and bailiff in the stocks.

The indictment is a clever move by the Trump Administration - the fact pattern in this case is just awful for the judge (ordering the ICE agent out of the courtroom, turning off the audio recording of the court records, etc.).

Make the libs defend the worst case possible, from their perspective.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 26, 2019 12:28 AM (I2/tG)

537 What did I miss?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 26, 2019 12:23 AM (9Om/r)

We're going to need some 8X10 glossies, with circles and arrows, and writing on the back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 12:28 AM (TfwlC)

538 LGB!

Gloria!

I think they got the alias.
that you been livin' under!

And the voices in your he-e-ad..
Callin' Gloria!

LET'S! GO! BLUUUZ!

Posted by: mnw at April 26, 2019 12:28 AM (Cssks)

539 MisHum's setter Darbie? Sadly, she is a late setter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---------

Is this in the last week?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 26, 2019 12:29 AM (xSo9G)

540 logprof

I feel like I gave a couple of quarts of blood.

Posted by: mnw at April 26, 2019 12:30 AM (Cssks)

541 Is this in the last week?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 26, 2019 12:29 AM (xSo9G)

A few nights ago, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 12:31 AM (TfwlC)

542 A few nights ago, IIRC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------

Well, shit. Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 26, 2019 12:32 AM (xSo9G)

543 >>What did I miss?

Read the speech he gave tonight. Remember, Barr asked him to stay and help him unwind this shit.

https://tinyurl.com/yy9sspac

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 12:33 AM (/tuJf)

544 There is a difference between beating and discipline.

Conflating the two is sophistry.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 26, 2019 12:27 AM (KATBx)

I agree.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 12:35 AM (g14p9)

545 544 There is a difference between beating and discipline.

Conflating the two is sophistry.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 26, 2019 12:27 AM (KATBx)

I agree.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 12:35 AM (g14p9)

Or rationalization in the mind of the person giving the beatings.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2019 12:36 AM (NWiLs)

546 RickZ, as kids my cousin and i poured turpentine on the side of the house and lit it! we knew we were gonna get spanked, so we put rocks in our back pockets.....never go full retard!

Posted by: choogle at April 26, 2019 12:37 AM (a4/ME)

547 Thanks for the ONT.

You're welcome. But I'm not sending you crab cakes. :p

Posted by: Weirddave at April 26, 2019 12:37 AM (CTvSA)

548 Crab cakes are a scam.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2019 12:38 AM (4knXT)

549 logprof

T

his is not the end.
It is not even the beginning of the end.
But it is the end of the beginning.

LET'S GO BLUUUUZ!

GLORIA!

Posted by: mnw at April 26, 2019 12:40 AM (Cssks)

550 Read the speech he gave tonight. Remember, Barr asked him to stay and help him unwind this shit.



https://tinyurl.com/yy9sspac

Posted by: JackStraw

Your analysis, sir?

Posted by: Vertov at April 26, 2019 12:41 AM (gfZsX)

551 Is this in the last week?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 26, 2019 12:29 AM (xSo9G)

I believe last Thursday, he mentioned it in Saturday's pet thread. Lovely pic.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 12:44 AM (g14p9)

552 The link is not working for me.
Server not found.

Posted by: nada fantasma at April 26, 2019 12:45 AM (bETih)

553 Ok, I'm back, I know you missed me, haha.

HH'S link was awesome, check it out. Made me laugh a lot!

Didn't venture too far down the rabbit hole, made it back alive. I'm not seeing the movie tomorrow but I'm debating watching it in theaters which I rarely do.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 12:46 AM (IDhUW)

554 "Hie thee off and go bugger thine self."


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 11:57 PM (yjFUx)

I love it!!! May I quote you?

Posted by: Grannymimi at April 26, 2019 12:50 AM (u5LFV)

555 Tis time.


Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 26, 2019 12:50 AM (KATBx)

556 You're welcome. But I'm not sending you crab cakes. :p
Posted by: Weirddave at April 26, 2019 12:37 AM (CTvSA)

Sad face. For some reason lump crab meat has become expensive, so it's not carried by the stores.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 12:51 AM (g14p9)

557 >>Your analysis, sir?

Thinks aren't always as they seem. Rosenstein was never the arch criminal some made him out to be and when all is said and done he will come out looking very good. He's just an honest prosecutor.

And this is going to be a very good year.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 12:52 AM (/tuJf)

558 Or rationalization in the mind of the person giving the beatings.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2019 12:36 AM (NWiLs)

Yes, an abuser will rationalize it, but throwing away the rod because of the abusers hasn't made us better. Or maybe it's all the safe places, and no one ever should hear something they disagree with.

Sorry, about that abuse you received.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 12:57 AM (g14p9)

559 Legendary NBA star John Havlicek just died :-(

Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at April 26, 2019 12:57 AM (jdWK0)

560 It's still a fawlty link.

Posted by: nada fantasma at April 26, 2019 12:59 AM (bETih)

561 Your analysis, sir?



Thinks aren't always as they seem. Rosenstein was never the arch
criminal some made him out to be and when all is said and done he will
come out looking very good. He's just an honest prosecutor.



And this is going to be a very good year.



Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 12:52 AM (/tuJf)


If it involves iron cages, lamp post wind chimes, and apocalyptic chariot archers, it will be an extremely good year.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 26, 2019 01:00 AM (9Om/r)

562 Crab cakes are a scam.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2019 12:38 AM

Yes. The basic principle seems to be: How much breading can you make stick to the least amount of crab?!

Posted by: Crabby Bakers at April 26, 2019 01:04 AM (wNN8A)

563 559: He was 79 and had Parkinson's. Sad to hear.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2019 01:06 AM (r2LuW)

564 Bad link

Posted by: nada fantasma at April 26, 2019 01:07 AM (bETih)

565 Legendary NBA star John Havlicek just died :-(
Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at April 26, 2019 12:57 AM (jdWK0)

Sorry to hear that. He played with some pretty darn good teams.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 01:08 AM (g14p9)

566
Someone left a little bottle of Maker's Mark at the AirBnb. Dibs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 26, 2019 01:10 AM (ggM3S)

567 58 A nurse shot her husband dead for watching porn in his filthy man cave. "The devil was in that shed", she said.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 10:01 PM (f1Vqw)

Uh oh.

Posted by: Insomniac

Insomniac, you always give me a smile. I am so pleased to see how much happier you sound these days, and hope you and Hello Nurse! Ratched have continuing happiness.
Best to you both

Posted by: barbarausa at April 26, 2019 01:12 AM (W7IZQ)

568 >>If it involves iron cages, lamp post wind chimes, and apocalyptic chariot archers, it will be an extremely good year.

I'm all about revenge taken to the extreme. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

But in this case there might be something even better. Getting our country back. Trump's interview tonight where he dropped bomb after bomb and even said Horowitz' report is going to be a "blockbuster", Rosenstein laying stuff out, this isn't a coincidence. Mueller's done and payback is coming fast.

Nobody can stop what's coming.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 01:13 AM (/tuJf)

569 Bad link
Posted by: nada fantasma at April 26, 2019 01:07 AM (bETih)

In case you missed it, there have been several dozen links posted over the course of this thread. Simply sitting there and quacking "bad link" over and over again isn't going to get it fixed. Identify the link, and address the person who posted it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 01:13 AM (TfwlC)

570 Yes. The basic principle seems to be: How much breading can you make stick to the least amount of crab?!
Posted by: Crabby Bakers at April 26, 2019 01:04 AM (wNN8A)

Depends on where you get them. The wife and I went to Jamestown and found some of the most incredible crab cakes. Now that's how I make them here, we don't order them out though.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 01:14 AM (g14p9)

571 Thinks aren't always as they seem. Rosenstein was never the arch
criminal some made him out to be and when all is said and done he will
come out looking very good. He's just an honest prosecutor.



And this is going to be a very good year.



Posted by: JackStraw

I must disagree about Rosenstein. James Wolfe and the Awan Brothers got a pass on their most serious crimes. Rosie was on top of that pyramid of authority and responsibility.

Posted by: Miklos, unpersuaded at April 26, 2019 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)

572 Burp!

i'm back, if anyone GAS.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 01:16 AM (ER1jH)

573 I'm all about revenge taken to the extreme. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

But in this case there might be something even better. Getting our country back. Trump's interview tonight where he dropped bomb after bomb and even said Horowitz' report is going to be a "blockbuster", Rosenstein laying stuff out, this isn't a coincidence. Mueller's done and payback is coming fast.

Nobody can stop what's coming.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 01:13 AM (/tuJf)

I like to think of it more as a return to the rule of law, for everyone. Laws not men.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 01:18 AM (g14p9)

574 But in this case there might be something even better. Getting our country back. Trump's interview tonight where he dropped bomb after bomb and even said Horowitz' report is going to be a "blockbuster", Rosenstein laying stuff out, this isn't a coincidence. Mueller's done and payback is coming fast.

Nobody can stop what's coming.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 01:13 AM (/tuJf)

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Agreed. Been waiting for this for a long time. It will be glorious.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 26, 2019 01:18 AM (ffYR/)

575 Someone left a little bottle of Maker's Mark at the AirBnb. Dibs.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

The first time I stayed in a guest house in Barcelona, there was a bottle of wine left in the room. I told the nice girls at reception that maybe somebody forgot their wine.

They said no, every new guest gets a bottle. Since I was so nice, they gave me another one.

The girls didn't want to play spin the bottle though.

Posted by: Miklos, nice guys finish two bottles of wine at April 26, 2019 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)

576 Wait... is that OregonMuse at the top of the post extolling the virtue of reading books?

Posted by: 40 miles north at April 26, 2019 01:20 AM (o2vOl)

577 I must disagree about Rosenstein. James Wolfe and the Awan Brothers got a pass on their most serious crimes. Rosie was on top of that pyramid of authority and responsibility.

Posted by: Miklos, unpersuaded at April 26, 2019 01:15 AM (QzkSJ)
---
this.

*IF*, i might add, he had any say in the call.

if he wasn't, or was overruled, that would be entirely different.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 01:20 AM (ER1jH)

578 just out of curiosity for the one link, who the hell are we going to have a major conventional conflict with?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 01:22 AM (ER1jH)

579 @ Berzerker

@ RedC



Y'all got promised shipments, headed in your respective directions.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2019 01:22 AM (QzJWU)

580 But in this case there might be something even better. Getting our country back. Trump's interview tonight where he dropped bomb after bomb and even said Horowitz' report is going to be a "blockbuster", Rosenstein laying stuff out, this isn't a coincidence. Mueller's done and payback is coming fast.

Nobody can stop what's coming.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 01:13 AM (/tuJf)

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Agreed. Been waiting for this for a long time. It will be glorious.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 26, 2019 01:18 AM (ffYR/)


I sure hope so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2019 01:24 AM (ULfoL)

581 The girls didn't want to play spin the bottle though.

Posted by: Miklos, nice guys finish two bottles of wine at April 26, 2019 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)
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did they at least let you watch?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 01:24 AM (ER1jH)

582 Y'all got promised shipments, headed in your respective directions.

---
yer sending back the re-done low number Springfield?

that's awesome!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 01:26 AM (ER1jH)

583 Yes. The basic principle seems to be: How much breading can you make stick to the least amount of crab?!
That's the difference between something calling itself a crab cake at a slapdash restaurant and big ones that cost $80 to ship. Done right the filler is minimal and the taste sublime.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 26, 2019 01:26 AM (reMTd)

584 >>I must disagree about Rosenstein. James Wolfe and the Awan Brothers got a pass on their most serious crimes. Rosie was on top of that pyramid of authority and responsibility.

Who was the prosecutor in the Awan case?

Channing Phillips. Google him. Toss in Eric Holder just for grins.

It's not about black hats and white hats. Life is more complex than that and everyone knows it. Electing Trump didn't mean the Deep State surrendered, it meant they fought back harder.

Rod Rosenstein still has his job and will retire next month on his own schedule. If you think think this one guy at the center of this entire maelstrom who Trump could fire at any moment was somehow trying to get Trump impeached over fake evidence while he was also fighting against Andrew McCabe I don't know what to tell you.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 01:26 AM (/tuJf)

585 anyone still here ever used Durakote to refinish firearms or accessories?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 01:27 AM (ER1jH)

586
Depends on where you get them. The wife and I went to Jamestown and found some of the most incredible crab cakes. Now that's how I make them here, we don't order them out though.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 01:14 AM

Oh, I don't doubt there are good ones! Just really hard to find them. Most are more an appetizer than main course, though. Not as substantial as a lobster roll, by any means. Interesting takes on crab vs lobster, in combination, or with shrimp!

recipes.howstuffworks.com/
menus/lobster-vs-crab.htm

Posted by: Crabby Bakers at April 26, 2019 01:28 AM (wNN8A)

587 Although the wife said I can stay out here until Sunday, and it's raining so nothing will be done. I should call it a night.

Goodnight good people.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 01:28 AM (g14p9)

588 ...yer sending back the re-done low number Springfield?

that's awesome!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 01:26 AM (ER1jH)



Nope, you're getting Cooking for Dummies, Vol. One through Volume Sixty.

Plus the remedial tutorial, on How to Boil Water, the Recipe for Ice, and other steps that nimrods like you find difficult to master.

And I shouldn't have to point this out, but I've read some drivers' reviews about you out there...but Uber Eats doesn't mean you chew on the car's upholstery, m'kay?


/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2019 01:29 AM (QzJWU)

589 There is some bird outside who has decided that 1:00 AM is the perfect time to sing as loudly as he can.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 26, 2019 01:31 AM (l9m7l)

590 There is some bird outside who has decided that 1:00 AM is the perfect time to sing as loudly as he can.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 26, 2019 01:31 AM (l9m7l)

Send him to Portsmouth. I can sleep anyway

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2019 01:32 AM (ULfoL)

591 Interesting that Rosie was in Armenia in '94. We might have almost crossed paths. I assume his visit was part of the rule of law program. Sounds like nobody told him to fill the bathtub and sink with water during the 2 hours there was power and water - SOP.


And he chose the formal and mouth-filling Armenian expressions for his speech - he must know that in Armenia "merci" is much preferred for "thank you".


But his remarks about of Russia's vandalism efforts and their importance, and how Americans are safer and better informed today, are silly. The Russian stuff was of no importance, had no impact, and of course was and is dwarfed dramatically by the home-grown war against election integrity (has he heard of Wayne County, MI? Or the ludicrous Dem and judicial efforts to prevent integrity of voter rolls?).


And as I say several times a day, I want to see a detailed review of the legitimacy of the SC appointment under current DOJ regs and related statute. And so do some of Rosie's colleagues.


Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2019 01:32 AM (QDnY+)

592 At one restaurant (appropriately named City Crab), I once had crab cakes that had no filler. They took the lump crab and pressed into a mold ring. When I went to fork it, it literally fell apart on the plate. Now that's a crab cake.

Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2019 01:33 AM (Y8PSl)

593 Oh, I don't doubt there are good ones! Just really hard to find them. Most are more an appetizer than main course, though. Not as substantial as a lobster roll, by any means. Interesting takes on crab vs lobster, in combination, or with shrimp!

recipes.howstuffworks.com/
menus/lobster-vs-crab.htm
Posted by: Crabby Bakers at April 26, 2019 01:28 AM (wNN8A)

Saw this before I slithered off, a good lobster roll is what remains a mystery to me. I know they exist, just not here. We eat a lot of shrimp.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 01:34 AM (g14p9)

594 The crab cakes at a local place using Baja (Sea of Cortez, I assume) crabs are outstanding. And I spent decades enjoying MD crab cakes.


Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2019 01:37 AM (QDnY+)

595 did they at least let you watch?


Posted by: redc1c4

Well, we clinked. Just not in That Way.

Posted by: Miklos, not a prevert at April 26, 2019 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)

596 RE:that last gif...Kanna is for hugs, not lewd! Lucoa is totally for lewd, though, and she'll tell you that if you ask her.

Posted by: hurricane567 at April 26, 2019 01:38 AM (6TkDj)

597 In case you missed it, there have been several dozen links posted over the course of this thread. Simply sitting there and quacking "bad link" over and over again isn't going to get it fixed. Identify the link, and address the person who posted it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 01:13 AM (TfwlC)


That's the firs thing I did. Post 552 for post 551.
The statement and the query would lead one to think he had provided the only link.

Instead of bitching it would have been much simpler to post the link. Wouldn't it?

Posted by: nada fantasma at April 26, 2019 01:40 AM (bETih)

598 Post 550.

Posted by: nada fantasma at April 26, 2019 01:41 AM (bETih)

599 I don't know what to tell you.
Posted by: JackStraw

I hope and pray that you are right.

But please don't tell me that the Deputy AG is not involved in national security prosecutions. That stuff goes way up the line.

Posted by: Miklos, a Ben Franklin pessimist at April 26, 2019 01:41 AM (QzkSJ)

600 redc I never modify firearms*, so no Duracoat experience. You thinking of coating a handgun?


* though I can't find solid confirmation from GPW vets or written sources, it certainly seems the case, as many claim, that the only way to quickly load a Mosin-Nagant with the stripper clips is to hollow out the little half-moon part of the interrupter, allowing easier insertion ..... so I did actually do that to one Mosin - and it works

Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2019 01:42 AM (QDnY+)

601 a good lobster roll is what remains a mystery to me. I know they exist, just not here. We eat a lot of shrimp.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 01:34

These guys claim to know how to make a good one:

www.cbcrabcakes.com/lobster-rolls

Personally, I'll just go to Beals Isand or Eastport around June.

Posted by: Crabby Bakers at April 26, 2019 01:42 AM (wNN8A)

602 Although the wife said I can stay out here until Sunday, and it's raining so nothing will be done. I should call it a night.

Goodnight good people.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 01:28 AM (g14p9)
---
call ahead: Jody hates surprises!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 01:43 AM (ER1jH)

603 so, what is first class on a kilo these days?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2019 01:43 AM (MTjB1)

604 Lobster were once considered trash.

Then millionaire grub.

Interesting how when the Feds handed management over to the lobstermen several years ago, the lobster population exploded.

Which may explain things like Lobster Mac 'n Cheese (an actual thing).

Posted by: Miklos, seeing an invisible hand, somehow at April 26, 2019 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)

605 Post 550.
Posted by: nada fantasma at April 26, 2019 01:41 AM (bETih)

The link at 550 works for me.

And your link at 552 does not reference the "bad link" you claimed, so my response stands.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 01:48 AM (TfwlC)

606 That's the firs thing I did. Post 552 for post 551.
The statement and the query would lead one to think he had provided the only link.

Instead of bitching it would have been much simpler to post the link. Wouldn't it?
Posted by: nada fantasma


551 had no link. 550 has a link, which works fine; tinyurl redirecting to justice.gov

We are still not sure what you're on about.

Posted by: mikeski at April 26, 2019 01:49 AM (P1f+c)

607 Personally, I'll just go to Beals Isand or Eastport around June.
Posted by: Crabby Bakers at April 26, 2019 01:42 AM (wNN8A)

Thanks!

I have 4 dogs, a small herd of goats, and a flock of chickens. I take a dog or two with me to the lake cottage. When the kids all go to their new places the wife and all four dogs will come to the lake.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 01:50 AM (g14p9)

608 Wondering if that HEINOUS woman mayor of Baltimore shops at the same wig store as equally fugly Auntie Maxine? I see a probably family resemblance.

Posted by: Malanga at April 26, 2019 01:52 AM (eKHEZ)

609 I have 4 dogs, a small herd of goats, and a flock of chickens. I take a dog or two with me to the lake cottage. When the kids all go to their new places the wife and all four dogs will come to the lake.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 26, 2019 01:50 AM (g14p9)

Unfair to goats and chickens!

Posted by: Amalgamated Brotherhood of Goats and Chickens at April 26, 2019 01:52 AM (TfwlC)

610 I'm all about revenge taken to the extreme. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.



But in this case there might be something even better. Getting our
country back. Trump's interview tonight where he dropped bomb after bomb
and even said Horowitz' report is going to be a "blockbuster",
Rosenstein laying stuff out, this isn't a coincidence. Mueller's done
and payback is coming fast.



Nobody can stop what's coming.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 01:13 AM (/tuJf)


May it be worth 1000 flaming skulls.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 26, 2019 01:55 AM (9Om/r)

611 I have 4 dogs, a small herd of goats, and a flock of chickens. I take a dog or two with me to the lake cottage. When the kids all go to their new places the wife and all four dogs will come to the lake.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

What about the goats?

I am reliably informed that mares eat oats and does eat oats, and that little lambs eat ivy.

Kids have been known to eat ivy too.

Goats unmentioned.

Posted by: Miklos, wouldn't you? at April 26, 2019 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)

612 Has the mayor of B'more been located? Is she a fugitive? If she's not charged, or asked to stay put, then leaving B'more and the state is a non-issue. But the glorious humor of it all is better if she's on the run, of course.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2019 01:56 AM (QDnY+)

613 May it be worth 1000 flaming skulls.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Ace as White House Press SpokesAce. With flaming skulls.

Posted by: Miklos, proposer at April 26, 2019 01:57 AM (QzkSJ)

614 Goats and chickens can hang out on my back acres for a few days while you chase the perfect lobster roll.

Posted by: Crabby Bakers at April 26, 2019 01:57 AM (wNN8A)

615 The link at 550 works for me.

And your link at 552 does not reference the "bad link" you claimed, so my response stands.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 01:48 AM (TfwlC)


This is what I get from the link at 550:
The link at 550 works for me.

And your link at 552 does not reference the "bad link" you claimed, so my response stands.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 01:48 AM (TfwlC)


Firefox can't find the server at www.justice.gov.
My question followed right behind the statement.
I CNTL F'd the www.s here and they are for fapping and youtubes,

Obviously you possess a super computer and superior skills at seeking out the other links to the referenced material.

Oh, and again, thank you for your help providing me with a substitute link to the Rosenstein commentary.

Posted by: nada fantasma at April 26, 2019 01:58 AM (bETih)

616 You thinking of coating a handgun?
---
some rusty ass steel HK mags for the 91/PTR/CETME family.

one of the local toy stores recommended NP3 coating and the other is giving me an estimate, with bluing/parkerization, but with Durakote, i could do it all at home, and have the equipment to do other things later, starting with rehabbing all the rusty cast iron we have, then re-curing it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 02:01 AM (ER1jH)

617 Firefox can't find the server at www.justice.gov.
My question followed right behind the statement.
I CNTL F'd the www.s here and they are for fapping and youtubes,

Obviously you possess a super computer and superior skills at seeking out the other links to the referenced material.

Oh, and again, thank you for your help providing me with a substitute link to the Rosenstein commentary.
Posted by: nada fantasma at April 26, 2019 01:58 AM (bETih)

Like I said, the link at 550 worked for me. Maybe your ISP blocks tinyurl.com? I know some corporate systems do block it, based on complaints by some of the daywalkers.

Here is where the tinyurl link points to. I have added spaces, in an effort not to blow the margins:

https://www.justice.gov/opa/speech/dep
uty-attorney-general-rod-j-rosenstein-deliv
ers-remarks-armenian-bar-assoc iation-s

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 02:04 AM (TfwlC)

618 i'm on an outdated version of FF and it found it just fine. (Vista 32 bit box)

and it also opened up the link @ 550, no problemo...

the issue is likely on your end... are you using blocking software of some ilk?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 02:04 AM (ER1jH)

619 >>I hope and pray that you are right.

I am.

I'm not sure what's going to happen to this place when we keep on winning.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 02:05 AM (/tuJf)

620
@ Berzerker



@ RedC







Y'all got promised shipments, headed in your respective directions.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2019 01:22 AM (QzJWU)

Very cool. I'll keep an eye out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 26, 2019 02:05 AM (9Om/r)

621 The animated GIF at the end is from an anime called Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid.

In the scene, one of Miss Kobayashi's dragon friends (note the horns, it's because she's a dragon in human form) wore a too-revealing swimsuit to the beach, and some kind of beach monitor told her she couldn't wear that suit.

Presumably that's a thing in Japan, beach monitors who will scold you if you are showing too much skin? Maybe it's just the lifeguards?

Aha, YouTube has a clip. The show isn't Shakespeare but it's pretty amusing. There was a running gag I really enjoyed where Tohru kept trying to cook part of her tail and serve it to Miss Kobayashi as a meal. (She regenerates her tail easily.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phfcjms9U0c

Posted by: mr_jack at April 26, 2019 02:07 AM (57l0O)

622 Yes, I have ad blockers and noscript but those have never stopped obtaining a govt site before.

And thanks, to Alberta Oil Peon for the new link.

Posted by: nada fantasma at April 26, 2019 02:08 AM (bETih)

623 out of curiosity, i Bing'd "Lucoa"...

y'all weren't kidding:

https://www.pornhub.com/video
/search?search=hentai+lucoa

NSFW, in case you needed to be told.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 02:08 AM (ER1jH)

624 I'm not sure what's going to happen to this place when we keep on winning.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 02:05 AM (/tuJf)
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i, for one, will drink in celebration, for a change.

a lot will hinge on who is charged and tried where. certain venues won't convict, no matter what, because of a poisoned jury pool.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 02:10 AM (ER1jH)

625 Something is wrong. The new link doesn't work either. Time to go digging.

Posted by: nada fantasma at April 26, 2019 02:11 AM (bETih)

626 Berzerker, beware the ukulele!

Posted by: choogle at April 26, 2019 02:11 AM (a4/ME)

627 Yes, I have ad blockers and noscript but those have never stopped obtaining a govt site before.

And thanks, to Alberta Oil Peon for the new link.
Posted by: nada fantasma at April 26, 2019 02:08 AM (bETih)

You're welcome. You could have had it a lot earlier if you had made a more specific request, like quoting the "bad" link. And tinyurl.com is not a government site; all it does is provide an url-shortening service. And I think some corporate networks with "nanny monitor" software block tinyurl, because it might let no-nos through the nannyware curtain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 02:13 AM (TfwlC)

628 another thing that will happen IF there are indictments, arrests and trials:

i'll admit i was wrong to doubt JS about his pronouncements on this matter in the past.

but i ain't sending him no damn crab cakes.

a copy of the complete Europe 72 box set is a different thing.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 02:13 AM (ER1jH)

629 try this one:

https://www.justice.gov/opa/speech
/deputy-attorney-general-rod-j-
rosenstein-delivers-remarks-
armenian-bar-association-s

highlight the entire think, right click, then select open link in new tab, and it should w*rk.

if you copy and past it, you will have to clear all the spaces i added to get past Pixy.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 02:15 AM (ER1jH)

630 Something is wrong. The new link doesn't work either. Time to go digging.
Posted by: nada fantasma at April 26, 2019 02:11 AM (bETih)

Like I said, I inserted three spaces into the link, to break it up, because the software for this site chokes on long strings of characters. Copy and paste my link into Notepad, and you will readily see the spaces (good urls have NO spaces). Backspace out the spaces, and copy and paste that into the Firefox address bar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 02:17 AM (TfwlC)

631 Backspace out the spaces, and copy and paste that into the Firefox address bar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Damn. This guy must be hell on fixing transmissions. Studebakers, even.

Posted by: Miklos, fahrfignugener at April 26, 2019 02:21 AM (QzkSJ)

632 certain venues won't convict, no matter what, because of a poisoned jury pool.
Posted by: redc1c4

Yep. If Jim Jones is foreman, valid reason to avoid jury duty.

Posted by: Miklos, honest citizen at April 26, 2019 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)

633 >>but i ain't sending him no damn crab cakes.

My neighbor is an oyster farmer and lobster fisherman. I'll survive.

Seriously, Trump didn't decide to go on Hannity tonight because he was out of Coke.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 02:23 AM (/tuJf)

634 Berzerker, beware the ukulele!

Posted by: choogle at April 26, 2019 02:11 AM (a4/ME)


Like this guy? lol


https://tinyurl.com/ybfu9oau

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 26, 2019 02:24 AM (9Om/r)

635 Yep. If Jim Jones is foreman, valid reason to avoid jury duty.
Posted by: Miklos, honest citizen at April 26, 2019 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)

Heh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 02:24 AM (TfwlC)

636 I turned all filters off and it didn't work. I tried justice.gov and it didn't work then I tried whitehouse.gov and it worked.

There's a tweak gone awry. I'll have to dig it out. My pute's got a thing for justice - maybe it's on the lamb.

Posted by: It's something else at April 26, 2019 02:26 AM (bETih)

637 My neighbor is an oyster farmer and lobster fisherman. I'll survive.

I bet you get good oysters. Colder water-slower growth-better shellfish.

I get Carolina oysters, but get shucking if somebody has the Gulf Coast big fat ones too.

Posted by: Miklos, one mother of a shucker at April 26, 2019 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)

638 Like this guy? lol


https://tinyurl.com/ybfu9oau
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 26, 2019 02:24 AM (9Om/r)

Hah! That was great. His style reminds me of George Formby, who did a lot of double-entendre ukelele songs, back in the day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 02:30 AM (TfwlC)

639 There's a tweak gone awry. I'll have to dig it out. My pute's got a thing for justice - maybe it's on the lamb.

Posted by: It's something else at April 26, 2019 02:26 AM (bETih)
---
the hummus may be causing a short...

either that or the mint jelly.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 02:31 AM (ER1jH)

640 His style reminds me of George Formby

Yep. Englishter.

Posted by: Ernest T. Bass at April 26, 2019 02:32 AM (QzkSJ)

641 Breaking Alert:

I found the problem. Justice does not like VPNs.
Kill the VPN and it's in like Flynn.
Thanks, and goodnight.


Homer's cousin?

Posted by: Broke but not Shep at April 26, 2019 02:33 AM (7cJE3)

642 There's a tweak gone awry. I'll have to dig it out. My pute's got a thing for justice - maybe it's on the lamb.
Posted by: It's something else at April 26, 2019 02:26 AM (bETih)

Or on the goat.

Posted by: Achmed, at Tech Support at April 26, 2019 02:33 AM (TfwlC)

643 Anyone still here? Sleep is evasive and the mind turns against itself

Re PDT I'm cautiously optimistic. IDK about Rosie but I do know that some people just go with the flow. Maybe he is that type and it has taken PDT to change the direction of the flow and people who go with the flow are just starting to realize that the flow has changed.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 02:34 AM (IDhUW)

644 Hah! That was great. His style reminds me of George Formby, who did a lot of double-entendre ukelele songs, back in the day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 02:30 AM (TfwlC)


The lyrics are great. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 26, 2019 02:35 AM (9Om/r)

645 Berzerker, i was out of fucks to give, but am actually feeling hopeful as of late. i dont ask for much, just some good old fashioned medieval justice.

Posted by: choogle at April 26, 2019 02:35 AM (a4/ME)

646 George Formby:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=sfmAeijj5cM

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 02:38 AM (TfwlC)

647 Berzerker, i was out of fucks to give, but am
actually feeling hopeful as of late. i dont ask for much, just some good
old fashioned medieval justice.

Posted by: choogle at April 26, 2019 02:35 AM (a4/ME)


I've no more fucks to give, my fuck fuse has just blown
I've been searching for my fucks all day but they up and fucked off home.
I've no more fucks to give, my fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated.
lolol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 26, 2019 02:40 AM (9Om/r)

648 Re PDT I'm cautiously optimistic.

The takeaway from Trump with Hannity is apparently-

Declassify?

"Yes. Everything you mentioned and more."

Posted by: Miklos, optimistic and whiskey in the jar at April 26, 2019 02:42 AM (QzkSJ)

649 i dont ask for much, just some good old fashioned medieval
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I don't think that is too much to ask for considering the damage that has been done, the laws that have been broken, the rampant lawlessness of the "elites"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 02:43 AM (IDhUW)

650 ho did a lot of double-entendre ukelele songs, back in the day.

I'll never hear "Tiptoe through the Two Lips" the same way again.

Posted by: Tiny Miklos, call me "Tim" at April 26, 2019 02:44 AM (QzkSJ)

651 Joe Blow made a fool of himself today. MAGA

Posted by: Summer of Love at April 26, 2019 02:45 AM (FJrl0)

652 Declassify?
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Sunlight is the best disinfectant and cockroaches scurry from a sinking ship....or something like that.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 02:45 AM (IDhUW)

653 I've no more fucks to give, my fuck fuse has just blown
I've been searching for my fucks all day but they up and fucked off home.
I've no more fucks to give, my fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated.
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That is pretty funny

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 02:46 AM (IDhUW)

654 whiskey in the jar
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*goes in search of alcohol*

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 02:48 AM (IDhUW)

655 1 Joe Blow made a fool of himself today. MAGA
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I don't know who this is. What did he do?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 02:51 AM (IDhUW)

656 >>Re PDT I'm cautiously optimistic. IDK about Rosie but I do know that some people just go with the flow. Maybe he is that type and it has taken PDT to change the direction of the flow and people who go with the flow are just starting to realize that the flow has changed.

Remember when General James Cartwright leaked the details about Stuxnet? Do you know who prosecuted him and who pardoned him after he and his lawyer, Greg Craig (where have I heard that name before?) pled guilty to lying to the FBI?

Rod Rosenstein was the prosector. Obama pardoned him. Rosenstein was one of only 3 prosecutors Trump kept along with Huber and Boente.

Rosenstein most definitely does not just go with the flow.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 02:52 AM (/tuJf)

657 Jake Thackray, Sister Josephine:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Xxp7bMjHcWk

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 02:52 AM (TfwlC)

658 the INMFTG song was on the ONT a week or 3 back.

search U-tube for the title and find the studio recording, where you can hear ALL the lyrics, with out the cackling of his groupies.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 02:55 AM (ER1jH)

659 I don't know who this is. What did he do?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 02:51 AM (IDhUW)
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what didn't he do... Twitchy has it all.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 02:56 AM (ER1jH)

660 Jack, lets say we get some big fish prosecuted, if scogg dog were to staple his nutsack to the wall and post a pic.... would that be sufficient penance?

Posted by: choogle at April 26, 2019 02:58 AM (a4/ME)

661 for one thing, one of his senior advisers is an out and out racist, but it will likely be okay, since she hates white men.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 02:59 AM (ER1jH)

662 and Ace covered the fuss about his racist photo with Barry the Dimwitted.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 02:59 AM (ER1jH)

663 he also repeated the #MFM lie that PDJT refereed to neo-nazis as "nice people"

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 03:00 AM (ER1jH)

664 and that's just off the top of my head.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 03:01 AM (ER1jH)

665 Good Morning Morons. One must remember that "right wing" means something entirely different in Europe from the US. In the US it means conservatives; in Europe it mean Nazis.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2019 03:01 AM (mpXpK)

666 did i kill the thread?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 03:01 AM (ER1jH)

667 Oh, and I like titties and beer too.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2019 03:01 AM (mpXpK)

668 Vic with the assist!

epic timing, amigo!

aren't you here a bit early?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 03:02 AM (ER1jH)

669 668
Vic with the assist!



epic timing, amigo!



aren't you here a bit early?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 03:02 AM (ER1jH)

I usually get up around 1 or 2 am. After I get all the links for the EMT I check out the ONT.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2019 03:04 AM (mpXpK)

670 I remember hearing about Stuxnet. If R acted appropriately in that case good for him. It appears that he acted inappropriately in other cases, a couple mentioned above.

If R truly acted in good faith prosecuting a leaker - great, but I don't know why he did it. Was it failure theater? There is a lot of that going around.

Just playing devil's advocate. I don't trust anyone and again, have not done any research myself, can only give my impressions.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 03:04 AM (IDhUW)

671 Joe Blow = joe Biden?

And I might as well confess more ignorance....Twitchy?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 03:08 AM (IDhUW)

672 after he and his lawyer, Greg Craig (where have I heard that name before?) pled guilty to lying to the FBI?


Craig didn't plead guilty to anything. He may in the future, though.

Posted by: Miklos, seeing cause for optimism in the golden coler of certain beverages (Hi Mary!) at April 26, 2019 03:10 AM (QzkSJ)

673 And I blame y'all for making me Hungary for seafood, so ate a can of salmon, giving the scraps to the spoiled , now happy dog.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 03:10 AM (IDhUW)

674 did i kill the thread?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 03:01 AM (ER1jH)

667 Oh, and I like titties and beer too.
Posted by: Vic

Question asked and answered.

Posted by: Miklos, agreeing with everybody at April 26, 2019 03:12 AM (QzkSJ)

675 Good morning Vic, glad you are doing well.
Day walker here, so, taking the rare opportunity to tell you I look forward to your commentary and links every day. Thank you.

Posted by: My computer hates me at April 26, 2019 03:13 AM (7cJE3)

676 And I blame y'all for making me Hungary for seafood

Bad news.

Hungary hasn't had a seacoast since 1918 (officially 1919, Treaty of Trianon).

Posted by: Miklos, who knows where to get oysters in Budapest at April 26, 2019 03:14 AM (QzkSJ)

677 twitchy.com

they are a Twitter aggregator founded my Michelle Malkin awhile back.

she sold it off a few years after it became a "go to" site, but they still trend conservative there.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 03:15 AM (ER1jH)

678 Hungary hasn't had a seacoast since 1918 (officially 1919, Treaty of Trianon).

Posted by: Miklos, who knows where to get oysters in Budapest at April 26, 2019 03:14 AM (QzkSJ)


One more thing for PDT to rectify.

Posted by: My computer hates me at April 26, 2019 03:15 AM (7cJE3)

679 Good grief, y'all turned me into a country. Did you know you have the power?

Don't worry I got better.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 03:16 AM (IDhUW)

680 me too on the morning links appreciation...

albeit i see them when i get up most days, somewhere around the art thread, or maybe the pundit de jour.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 03:16 AM (ER1jH)

681 >>Craig didn't plead guilty to anything. He may in the future, though.

True. Which is why I didn't say he did.

I said his client, James Cartwright, did. Because he did.

Because he did. And then Obama pardoned him On the same day he commuted Bradley Manning's sentence.

Funny that.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 03:17 AM (/tuJf)

682 675
Good morning Vic, glad you are doing well.

Day walker here, so, taking the rare opportunity to tell you I look forward to your commentary and links every day. Thank you.

Posted by: My computer hates me at April 26, 2019 03:13 AM (7cJE3)

You are most welcome.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2019 03:19 AM (mpXpK)

683 677 twitchy.com
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Thanks, I really use AoS for my news.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 03:19 AM (IDhUW)

684 Craig just got indicted for trying to bullshit about his w*rk for the Ukraine.

it was about "two weeks" ago, for real, not Style Guide...

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 03:20 AM (ER1jH)

685 671
Joe Blow = joe Biden?


In this case I guess so. But Joe Blow is normally the nick-name of a generic common man.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2019 03:21 AM (mpXpK)

686 he's a right bastard too: he was part of the case that got Elián González sent back to Cuba at gun point.

we need to get one of bluebells shivs into the place if he actually goes to prison.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 03:22 AM (ER1jH)

687
I said his client, James Cartwright, did. Because he did.

Because he did. And then Obama pardoned him On the same day he commuted Bradley Manning's sentence.

Funny that.
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Well, it is funny. If R knew a pardon was coming, he could have prosecuted knowing that which was my point.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 03:23 AM (IDhUW)

688 Our only seafood restaurant shut its doors many years ago. If I want seafood now I either cook it myself from frozen crap or drive 40 miles to the Red Lobster in Florence.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2019 03:23 AM (mpXpK)

689 Thanks, I really use AoS for my news.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 03:19 AM (IDhUW)
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it's a good jumping off place, but, from poasts here, and the timing, it would appear that the management and its minions monitor them for ideas...

and there's nothing wrong with that. one can't be everywhere.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 03:24 AM (ER1jH)

690 Funny that.
Posted by: JackStraw

Cartwright leaked on command, or at least took the fall.

I'm sure Obo was laughing.

Posted by: Miklos, no fighting, this is the War Room at April 26, 2019 03:24 AM (QzkSJ)

691 Excellent ONT, WeirdDave.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 26, 2019 03:25 AM (tVQUs)

692 686 he's a right bastard too: he was part of the case that got Elin Gonz sent back to Cuba at gun point
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Sorry red, alcohol kicking in, who is a right bastard? Pretty sure Kagan? Was involved in that too?

Like I said I don't pay too much attn to names etc, I assume almost everyone in govt is corrupt.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 03:27 AM (IDhUW)

693 >>Well, it is funny. If R knew a pardon was coming, he could have prosecuted knowing that which was my point.

Rosenstein was a career prosecutor in Baltimore when it happened. How would he have known what was going on in the White House?

At some point conspiracy theories have to end.

Rosenstein is not the droid you are looking for.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 03:27 AM (/tuJf)

694 people actually *WANT* seafood?

hard to believe.

if G*d had wanted us to eat that crap, she wouldn't have made the land animals so easy to catch.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 03:27 AM (ER1jH)

695 I either cook it myself from frozen crap or drive 40 miles to the Red Lobster in Florence.
Posted by: Vic

At that point, may as well head on to the beach.

Posted by: Miklos, on highway 378 at April 26, 2019 03:28 AM (QzkSJ)

696 The mockingbird briefly stopped earlier, it was probably too frightened by my cat's yowling.

Unfortunately, he couldn't yowl forever.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 26, 2019 03:29 AM (tVQUs)

697 the right bastard is attorney Greg Craig, just up thread. he represented, for various values of the term, Elian's father back in Cuba.

his mother died getting her child to freedom, and his dad, with some help from Castro, and the Clinton's, sent him back.

as an adult, he's a fully indoctrinated communist.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 03:30 AM (ER1jH)

698 Surf perch, did your mocking bird take the night off?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 03:30 AM (IDhUW)

699 One more thing for PDT to rectify.
Posted by: My computer hates me

Well Melania is from Slovenia, which has a bit of seacoast, formerly part of Austria-Hungary....*wink wink*

Posted by: Miklos von Habsburg at April 26, 2019 03:31 AM (QzkSJ)

700 people actually *WANT* seafood?

hard to believe.

if G*d had wanted us to eat that crap, she wouldn't have made the land animals so easy to catch.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 03:27 AM (ER1jH)

If only more people were like you red, then I wouldn't have to worry about becoming someone's lunch.

Posted by: Surfperch, Eet Mor Tetrapods at April 26, 2019 03:32 AM (tVQUs)

701 695
At that point, may as well head on to the beach.

Posted by: Miklos, on highway 378 at April 26, 2019 03:28 AM (QzkSJ)

Its not that far to the beach from Florence but the traffic is murder.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2019 03:33 AM (mpXpK)

702 as an adult, he's a fully indoctrinated communist.
Posted by: redc1c4

Wasn't he adopted by the Hogg family?

Posted by: Miklos? and the Mysterians at April 26, 2019 03:34 AM (QzkSJ)

703 697 the right bastard is attorney Greg Craig, just up thread. he represented, for various values of the term, Elian's father back in Cuba.
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I remember the pic of when they grabbed EG. I was horrified that my country would do such a thing. So he threw the case? Was incompetent? For whatever reason....he failed.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 03:34 AM (IDhUW)

704 Did you know you have the power?

Don't worry I got better.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

I HAVE THE POWER

Posted by: Olde English 800 at April 26, 2019 03:34 AM (QzkSJ)

705 Surf perch, did your mocking bird take the night off?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 03:30 AM (IDhUW)

Sadly, no. My cat was able to either drown him out or scare him off for a while, though.

Posted by: Surfperch, Eet Mor Mockingbirds at April 26, 2019 03:34 AM (tVQUs)

706 Outgoing President Barack Obama pardoned Cartwright on January 17, 2017, two weeks prior to his scheduled sentencing hearing.
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definitely leaked on command...

but how stupid do you have to be to trust Obola?

unless he had a signed, provable, order to do it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 03:35 AM (ER1jH)

707 I think I will be able to sleep now, tomorrow am will be blech

Thanks for the conversation.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 03:36 AM (IDhUW)

708 Its not that far to the beach from Florence but the traffic is murder.
Posted by: Vic

Pro tip-Highway 90 toward Loris

Posted by: Olde Miklos 800 at April 26, 2019 03:36 AM (QzkSJ)

709 Craig represented the kid's FATHER, and by extension the Cuban government.

he won, and that's why you saw the SWAT team taking the kid at gun point.

doing the Clinton's bidding, of course.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 03:36 AM (ER1jH)

710 Goodnight, AK. Hope your sleep is more restful than mine will be.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 26, 2019 03:38 AM (tVQUs)

711 705 Surf perch, did your mocking bird take the night off?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 03:30 AM (IDhUW)

Sadly, no. My cat was able to either drown him out or scare him off for a while, though.
Posted by: Surfperch, Eet Mor Mockingbirds at April 26, 2019 03:34 AM (tVQUs)
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It's just a wee bit ironic that a fish is looking to a cat for relief from a bird.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 03:39 AM (IDhUW)

712 708 Pro tip-Highway 90 toward Loris

Posted by: Olde Miklos 800 at April 26, 2019 03:36 AM (QzkSJ)

That's the way I normally go now, but I haven't been in a while. The traffic is less (or it used to be) but the trip is longer for me. The beach no longer has any appeal to me. Wifey used to like to go down there (or up there) for the restaurants. But since she can no longer eat real food that is gone.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2019 03:41 AM (mpXpK)

713 It's just a wee bit ironic that a fish is looking to a cat for relief from a bird.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Send him a turducken with fish sauce and give the cat some.

Posted by: Chef Miklos at April 26, 2019 03:41 AM (QzkSJ)

714 Posted by: Vic

Very sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Miklos at April 26, 2019 03:43 AM (QzkSJ)

715 709 Craig represented the kid's FATHER, and by extension the Cuban government.

he won, and that's why you saw the SWAT team taking the kid at gun point.

doing the Clinton's bidding, of course.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 03:36 AM (ER1jH)
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Ugh so I read that completely backwards, he represented the faction that got EG taken. Thanks for clarifying.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 03:43 AM (IDhUW)

716 Good night all

Peace be with you

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 26, 2019 03:46 AM (IDhUW)

717 doing the Clinton's bidding, of course.
Posted by: redc1c4

Somehow that always gets people hurt, or worse.

Posted by: Miklos from Loral Space at April 26, 2019 03:47 AM (QzkSJ)

718 G'night, Kestrel Americano

Posted by: Mikloso, leraning my country's new language at April 26, 2019 03:48 AM (QzkSJ)

719 Hungary hasn't had a seacoast since 1918 (officially 1919, Treaty of Trianon).

Posted by: Miklos, who knows where to get oysters in Budapest at April 26, 2019 03:14 AM (QzkSJ)


Admiral Horthy for the win!

Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2019 03:56 AM (Y8PSl)

720 long day for me tomorrow, drop off a gift, go to the VA for labs and p/u the machine for a "sleep study", then a couple hours with acupuncturist, where i will be, based on prior experience, be stabbed, beaten, rubbed with hot rocks, folded, spindled and mutilated, not to mention being covered with hickeys.

but no happy ending: those are from the suction cups. but, for whatever reason, she likes me, so there may be some more homemade kimchi in my very near future.

then alcohol, grill a steak and bake a mongo baked potato.

hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 04:03 AM (ER1jH)

721 Admiral Horthy for the win!
Posted by: RickZ

Well, he did retire with a nice pension in the south of Portugal. On the coast.

Posted by: Miklos, another admiral without a navy at April 26, 2019 04:03 AM (QzkSJ)

722 I love the beach but am having doubts I will get to go there to much.longer.

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2019 04:06 AM (BbGew)

723 Can't put it off anymore, gotta get up

Mornin', all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 26, 2019 04:06 AM (N24+o)

724 Heart palpitations anyone?

Heard a noise like a movement so went to look only to find a small snake had managed to get into the house. Luckily it seems the snake was a bit torpid as I used a bokken to carefully lift the snake and then carry it out of the house.

Not sure if I will be able to get back to sleep.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2019 04:06 AM (yjFUx)

725 It was my constant effort to preserve this thread and end this savage snark honorably and with the least loss of time and a minimum sacrifice to the Barrel. Its growing lassitude has caused me the deepest anguish and anxiety. Those gallant comments will remain often in my thoughts and in my prayers always.

I am closing my twenty nine years of unmilitary service. When I joined the Horde, even before the Election of Trump, it was the fulfillment of all my boyish hopes and dreams.

The world has turned over many times since I first commented about the plain, rainy, in Spain, and the hopes and dreams have long since vanished, but I still remember the refrain of one of the most popular boobie ballads of that day which proclaimed most proudly that old threads never die; they just fade away.

Posted by: Gen. Miklos MacArthur (ret.) at April 26, 2019 04:07 AM (QzkSJ)

726 Well, he did retire with a nice pension in the south of Portugal. On the coast.

Posted by: Miklos, another admiral without a navy at April 26, 2019 04:03 AM (QzkSJ)


Like the lyrics of an Al Stewart song: Old admirals who feel the wind, and never put to sea.

Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2019 04:07 AM (Y8PSl)

727 Like the lyrics of an Al Stewart song: Old admirals who feel the wind, and never put to sea.
Posted by: RickZ

At that moment, Al Stewart music on Coast-to Coast.

Coincidence? Experts say NO!

Posted by: Miklos, East of the Rockies at April 26, 2019 04:11 AM (QzkSJ)

728 SNAKE!

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 26, 2019 04:12 AM (N24+o)

729 Not sure if I will be able to get back to sleep.
Posted by: Anna Puma

House? If you were on a plane, then I'd start to worry.

Posted by: Miklos, going ommmm at April 26, 2019 04:14 AM (QzkSJ)

730 The worst I have to deal with are centipedes. (Or millipedes?) shudder

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 26, 2019 04:15 AM (N24+o)

731 It's rare I even see tell tale of a snake outside

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2019 04:15 AM (BbGew)

732 The worst I have to deal with are centipedes. (Or millipedes?) shudder

Like anybody's counting.

Posted by: Miklos, arthropologist at April 26, 2019 04:16 AM (QzkSJ)

733 Occasional garter snake, but very seldom. Thank goodness!

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 26, 2019 04:17 AM (N24+o)

734 Miklos,

True that!

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 26, 2019 04:18 AM (N24+o)

735 Well the reptile is now outside the house and one of my cats is demanding to being spoiled.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2019 04:19 AM (yjFUx)

736 At that moment, Al Stewart music on Coast-to Coast.

Coincidence? Experts say NO!

Posted by: Miklos, East of the Rockies at April 26, 2019 04:11 AM (QzkSJ)


I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos' Hair at April 26, 2019 04:20 AM (Y8PSl)

737
Well, well, debt limit. I was looking at the Monthly Treasury statement and stumbled on the dubios "by other means" financing of the deficit.

$220B worth. Yep, the debt limit was hit on March 1. For the past 2 months, the govt. has been doing the accounting tricks again to keep from exceeding the limit.

Remember when this was a big deal? Well, it's happened again without a word from anyone that I've heard much.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 04:20 AM (f1Vqw)

738 Remember when this was a big deal? Well, it's happened again without a word from anyone that I've heard much.
Posted by: publius

So we get checks soon, right?

Posted by: Miklos, very trusting of all authorities at April 26, 2019 04:23 AM (QzkSJ)

739 Well the reptile is now outside the house and one of my cats is demanding to being spoiled.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Explain to the cat that, in lieu of cat treats, the money will be spent on cat ninja anti-snake training.

Leave a copy of Rikki-Tikki-Tavi out where the cat can see it.

Posted by: Miklos, cat whisperer at April 26, 2019 04:27 AM (QzkSJ)

740 If I suggest that to her, she'll look at me funny.

Oh well, going to see if I can get back to sleep.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2019 04:30 AM (yjFUx)

741 http://tinyurl.com/y5zswj56
Scott Johnson at Power Line has been writing reports of the Noor trial in Minneapolis. He is the Somali policemen who killed the innocent woman.

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2019 04:30 AM (BbGew)

742 As reptiles have reappeared, again for the late nite crowd:

She Crawls on her Belly Like a Reptile



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIEcSOVW5u4

Posted by: Miklos, not old enough to remember at April 26, 2019 04:34 AM (QzkSJ)

743 From reading what Scott has reported it seems a superior at the scene, a Sgt, injected the slap that startled Noor into killing Justine Damond. And when they checked the patrol car, no evidence of any palm prints were found. Another officer under oath testified you could read a book at the scene because of how bright the lights were.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2019 04:36 AM (yjFUx)

744 And I am really out for the night.

So here is some Olivia Newton John. 'Country Road'

https://youtu.be/RIv5NiKD9GI

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2019 04:39 AM (yjFUx)

745 And I'm off.

Have a wonderful Friday, all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 26, 2019 04:54 AM (N24+o)

746 Had Cream of Wheat with apple butter, was still hungry so made sausage, egg, cheese on bagel. But during that cat barf in big pile, so now it's done and not that hungry anymore.

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2019 05:01 AM (BbGew)

747 Town hall- Kameltoe is going for gun grabbing, for the children
http://tinyurl.com/y3vp97pd

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2019 05:14 AM (BbGew)

748 Ate my bagel anyway, quite stuffed.

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2019 05:23 AM (BbGew)

749 You and me don't make we whitey infidels!

Posted by: ilman omar at April 26, 2019 05:25 AM (vJdCF)

750 So the King County WA Executive signed an executive order to ban ICE from flying deported illegals out of King County airport, the only airport that is capable of private flights in the Seattle area (SeaTac is commercial only).

Please, Mr President, cancel the FAA certification of the airport. It will be illegal to take off or land.

This Leftist criminal activity from this rancid white bigot needs to be snuffed out like a stray cat running across the freeway at night.
Trump won't win WA state because of the severely leftist massive Seattle area voting block. So make this state an example of what the Feds can do to a lawless government body.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 26, 2019 05:26 AM (sy5kK)

751 'Morning, all.


I can't stay but have a favor to ask. Could you please spare a thought for my back-fence neighbor's son? He's been missing since a little before three yesterday afternoon. He went down to the creek and hasn't been seen since. Sheriffs, fire and rescue and the Cherokee Nation searched till 11:00 last night but had to give up with the darkness. They'll be back this morning.

Posted by: creeper at April 26, 2019 05:26 AM (vq6Gm)

752 Weird Dave =Florida Man. You never see them both coloring Big Anime Boobs in the same room.

Posted by: saf at April 26, 2019 05:30 AM (5IHGB)

753 creeper- how old about? Preschool or older?

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2019 05:30 AM (BbGew)

754 http://tinyurl.com/y26kut5l
Townhall- Omar wanting President Trump's tweets about her removed for 'hate speach'

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2019 05:32 AM (BbGew)

755 Twelve, Skip.

Posted by: creeper at April 26, 2019 05:32 AM (+Sj0W)

756 Old enough to wander off wantonly, but also able to realize danger hopefully.

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2019 05:37 AM (BbGew)

757 That's what we're hoping, Skip. He's hill-savvy but hates the dark. And it's 43° out there right now. He was wearing just jeans and a t-shirt.

Posted by: creeper at April 26, 2019 05:39 AM (vq6Gm)

758 I figure dude killed her for no real reason. I am still trying to figure out what the hell he was thinking.

She startled him and he looked like less of a man in front of his partner?

Just evil and figured he could get away with it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2019 05:40 AM (ycWCI)

759 Oh, crap. Did I break the blog? It figures.

Posted by: creeper at April 26, 2019 05:40 AM (vq6Gm)

760 Back later, when there's good news to report.


Have the very best Friday you possibly can, Horde.

Posted by: creeper at April 26, 2019 05:43 AM (vq6Gm)

761 2nd attempt hia

Posted by: JT at April 26, 2019 05:44 AM (4OUPU)

762 Good Moroning, Comrades! And what a beautiful morning it is in ETEX. No rain the next 3 days and then a solid 7 days of rain, so we have that to look forward to. Be a good time to check your a/c cause summer is on the way. And WeirdDave seems to have survived Florida (nearly) unaffected.

Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2019 05:55 AM (qBNEP)

763
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2019 05:59 AM (X3lUd)

764 I would like the anime titties coloring book.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2019 06:08 AM (JFO2v)

765 Good Morning Glories!

Rain predicted for the ATL today, which is a good thing, because it washes away the deadly pollen.

Posted by: ALH at April 26, 2019 06:10 AM (htgmn)

766 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2019 06:11 AM (oqhrS)

767 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2019 06:14 AM (u82oZ)

768 Good morning, Hadrian the Seventh & rickb223

Listening to Catch The Wind by Steve Reid on his Bamboo Forest CD.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2019 06:17 AM (u82oZ)

769 ALH

Pollen. Ugh. My sympathies. Moving to Kansas from Virginia helped m, but not completely.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2019 06:18 AM (u82oZ)

770 I shouldn't be awake so damn early but my mind is roiling.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2019 06:19 AM (NWiLs)

771 Insomniac

What's going on? You OK?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2019 06:20 AM (u82oZ)

772 GM...praying for Creeper's neighbor's child. How scary.

Posted by: lizabth at April 26, 2019 06:21 AM (RFh5Y)

773 Hello Nacly and Insomniac!

Posted by: ALH at April 26, 2019 06:22 AM (htgmn)

774 Cool and windy today, in NW IL. Had to start the wood-stove first thing.

Posted by: lizabth at April 26, 2019 06:22 AM (RFh5Y)

775 Now listening to Gunslinger by the Limeliters. My parents had their albums, and I picked up a taste for comic folk songs from them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2019 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

776 I shouldn't be awake so damn early but my mind is roiling.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2019 06:19 AM (NWiLs)


So your 'mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives?'

Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2019 06:25 AM (Y8PSl)

777 771 Insomniac

What's going on? You OK?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2019 06:20 AM (u82oZ)

Hey man. I'll be OK. Just stressed. Trying to start everything over, trying to come to grips with the past and so many wasted years, and having a slight low-budget (no budget, actually) mid-life crisis all at the same time. Good times!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2019 06:25 AM (NWiLs)

778 So your 'mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives?'
Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2019 06:25 AM (Y8PSl)

If only it were. More like a whirlpool.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2019 06:26 AM (NWiLs)

779 Good morning friends in boxes!

Gonna be a bright, sun shiny day here on the plains north of Denver. 75 with a breeze and maybe a little rain this evening. Probably not enough to put off yard work tomorrow though.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 26, 2019 06:26 AM (eIlkN)

780 737
Well, well, debt limit. I was looking at the Monthly Treasury statement and stumbled on the dubios "by other means" financing of the deficit.

$220B worth. Yep, the debt limit was hit on March 1. For the past 2 months, the govt. has been doing the accounting tricks again to keep from exceeding the limit.

Remember when this was a big deal? Well, it's happened again without a word from anyone that I've heard much.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 04:20 AM (f1Vqw)

-------

What da hell?!

Posted by: MAGA at April 26, 2019 06:27 AM (I5LRE)

781 If only it were. More like a whirlpool.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2019 06:26 AM (NWiLs)


Look on the bright side: You didn't say cesspool.

Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2019 06:27 AM (Y8PSl)

782 Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2019 06:25 AM (NWiLs)

It ain't no hill for a climber. You got this.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 26, 2019 06:28 AM (eIlkN)

783 Congress has never paid any attention to the debt limit. Passing that bill was just for PR value.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2019 06:29 AM (mpXpK)

784 Look on the bright side: You didn't say cesspool.
Posted by: RickZ at April 26, 2019 06:27 AM (Y8PSl)

That's just a given.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2019 06:29 AM (NWiLs)

785 Insomniac

Looking back can lead to beating yourself up. For anybody. You made decisions in the past based on the knowledge then. And yet, you have learned, and actually have much to appreciate. You paid in full for those lessons.

The future is where the focus can help. From what I understand, you have charmed a good, albeit trigger-happy, woman in nurse ratched. A "silver-tongurd one" is not nothing. Just be careful after she says "Thats one."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2019 06:30 AM (u82oZ)

786 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 26, 2019 06:28 AM (eIlkN)

Thanks, man.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2019 06:32 AM (NWiLs)

787 CrotchetyOldJarhead

I like that saying. It's a keeper.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2019 06:33 AM (u82oZ)

788 Cool and windy today, in NW IL. Had to start the wood-stove first thing.
Posted by: lizabth

Are you getting any of the 5 to 8 inches of global warming they are forecasting for No Ill Saturday?

Posted by: Bruce at April 26, 2019 06:33 AM (8ikIW)

789 What? Snow? I saw nothing about snow...I better go and read the weather again, just to be sure.

Posted by: lizabth at April 26, 2019 06:35 AM (RFh5Y)

790 Rosenstein slams Obama administration for choosing 'not to publicize full story' of Russia hacking
Rod Rosenstein, the U.S. deputy attorney general who supervised the Mueller investigation, spoke publically on Thursday for the first time since the report was released, taking a swipe at the Obama administration's real-time reaction to Russian hacking and its decision "not publicize the full story" to the American people.

Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at April 26, 2019 06:36 AM (e8kgV)

791 Oh thank the Lord...no snow for us. Just lots of rain. Cold, and miserable, but not frozen.

Posted by: lizabth at April 26, 2019 06:36 AM (RFh5Y)

792 G'mornin' everyone !

42, mostly clear, windy, half moon in the southern sky, horizon just turning a tasteful salmon color in the east.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 26, 2019 06:37 AM (wA4OO)

793 Looking back can lead to beating yourself up. For anybody. You made decisions in the past based on the knowledge then. And yet, you have learned, and actually have much to appreciate. You paid in full for those lessons.

The future is where the focus can help. From what I understand, you have charmed a good, albeit trigger-happy, woman in nurse ratched. A "silver-tongurd one" is not nothing. Just be careful after she says "Thats one."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2019 06:30 AM (u82oZ)

I am working very hard at focusing on what's going on right now and what's in front of me, though my OCD brain is fighting me every step of the way.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2019 06:37 AM (NWiLs)

794 & #9835

Oh, what a beautiful Mornin'
Oh, what a beautiful day.
I've got a beautiful feelin'
Everything's goin' my way.

All the cattle are standin' like statues
All the cattle are standin' like statues
They don't turn their heads as they see me ride by
But a little brown mav'rick is winkin' her eye

& #9835
& #9835


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Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2019 06:38 AM (u82oZ)

795 Ay yi yi. Messed up the ♫

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2019 06:39 AM (u82oZ)

796 Oh, and prayers ascending for creeper's neighbor's kid.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 26, 2019 06:39 AM (wA4OO)

797 Oh thank the Lord...no snow for us. Just lots of rain. Cold, and miserable, but not frozen.
Posted by: lizabth

It's all my fault. I put the snowblower and shovels in the shed yesterday. Got out the mower and put a charge to the battery.

My bad

Posted by: Bruce at April 26, 2019 06:39 AM (8ikIW)

798 That is a sign to get ready for work. The good news is it is not brain surgery.

Have a blessed day, everyone.

May your Angus cattle thrive and give people happy cuts of tasty meat.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 26, 2019 06:41 AM (u82oZ)

799 Well, it saves hubby from yard work, including switching out the mower for the snowblower, so he thanks you, Bruce. He'll get a long fire-nap in front of the wood-stove instead.

Posted by: lizabth at April 26, 2019 06:42 AM (RFh5Y)

800 Guv Pritker's under federal investigation for removing potties from a building to save on property taxes...LOL! Only in Illinoiz.

Posted by: lizabth at April 26, 2019 06:43 AM (RFh5Y)

801 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2019 06:44 AM (m8J9w)

802 Insomniac,I mentioned this to you before but I'll repeat it again.

The past just tells you where you've been- It does not dictate where you are going.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2019 06:44 AM (hJlx/)

803 Guv Pritker's under federal investigation for removing potties from a building to save on property taxes...LOL! Only in Illinoiz.


Posted by: lizabth at April 26, 2019 06:43 AM (RFh5Y)


He crap in the backyard? Or ?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2019 06:45 AM (m8J9w)

804 Well, it saves hubby from yard work, including switching out the mower for the snowblower, so he thanks you, Bruce. He'll get a long fire-nap in front of the wood-stove instead.
Posted by: lizabth

He is welcome.
Now I have to add 'bring in firewood' to my list today.
Along with eggs, bread, milk.
Ya got a snowstorm, ya gotta have french toast!

Posted by: Bruce at April 26, 2019 06:45 AM (8ikIW)

805 Yes you do, Bruce. And Bacon, too. And real maple syrup.

Posted by: lizabth at April 26, 2019 06:45 AM (RFh5Y)

806 He crap in the backyard? Or ?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

He holds it in. That's why he's called JB the Hutt.

Posted by: Bruce at April 26, 2019 06:45 AM (8ikIW)

807 802 Insomniac,I mentioned this to you before but I'll repeat it again.

The past just tells you where you've been- It does not dictate where you are going.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2019 06:44 AM (hJlx/)

Dictate, no. But it does like to chain itself to one's ankles. I want to break it.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2019 06:47 AM (NWiLs)

808 @803 He didn't live there. Just one of his empty, luxury real-estate holdings. We don't call him 'potty Pritzker' for nothing!

Posted by: lizabth at April 26, 2019 06:48 AM (RFh5Y)

809 Don't overthink it Insomniac. That will lead to frustration and a sense of being overwhelmed.

*Recites the calm the nugget mantra....Relax...breathe...just fly the plane...maintain speed and altitude...prioritize... resolve one issue at a time.*

When you get back on deck, it'll be a great story for the ready room.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 26, 2019 06:48 AM (eIlkN)

810 Gah....work. I must get to it. Enjoy the snow, Bruce!

Posted by: lizabth at April 26, 2019 06:49 AM (RFh5Y)

811 You're not officially Governor of Illinois until the indictments are handed down.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 26, 2019 06:51 AM (oVJmc)

812 RIP J Havlicek

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2019 06:51 AM (m8J9w)

813 790>> Ruh-RO! Rosenpenis the worm is starting to turn?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 26, 2019 06:51 AM (eIlkN)

814 Gah....work. I must get to it. Enjoy the snow, Bruce!
Posted by: lizabth

Will do. A fire, comfy chair, and a window to watch it from.

Posted by: Bruce at April 26, 2019 06:52 AM (8ikIW)

815 Interesting that when some Prog candidate through out an idea you wonder what are they thinking. So Liawatha is going for the black vote. About 1/5 attendees of historically black colleges has paid down the principal on their school loans. 2/3 owe more now than when they left school.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2019 06:53 AM (JFO2v)

816 809 Don't overthink it Insomniac. That will lead to frustration and a sense of being overwhelmed.

*Recites the calm the nugget mantra....Relax...breathe...just fly the plane...maintain speed and altitude...prioritize... resolve one issue at a time.*

When you get back on deck, it'll be a great story for the ready room.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 26, 2019 06:48 AM (eIlkN

Those are my default states - overwhelmed and frustrated. I think it's how I'm wired, plus my head latches on to whatever item or items will upset me the most and flog me with them over and over. It does have to be one thing at a time, resolve one issue at a time. That's the challenge.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2019 06:53 AM (NWiLs)

817 You're not officially Governor of Illinois until the indictments are handed down.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 26, 2019 06:51 AM (oVJmc)
------------

And the license plate making equipment is handed to you.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2019 06:55 AM (aXucN)

818 And the license plate making equipment is handed to you.


Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2019 06:55 AM (aXucN)


And slippery bar of soap

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2019 06:56 AM (m8J9w)

819 So the King County WA Executive signed an executive order to ban ICE from flying deported illegals out of King County airport, the only airport that is capable of private flights in the Seattle area (SeaTac is commercial only

Nice, the donor class would have to fly commercial.

Posted by: Jean at April 26, 2019 06:57 AM (25Dt7)

820 Interesting that when some Prog candidate through out an idea you wonder what are they thinking. So Robert Francis said that because womyn of colour have 3x worse maternal mortality they need more abortions. Seems to me we need to understand why womyn of colour do not take care of themselves when preg.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

821 Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2019 06:53 AM (NWiLs)

See? You got this. Now get to it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 26, 2019 06:57 AM (eIlkN)

822 Seems to me we need to understand why womyn of colour do not take care of themselves when preg.
Posted by: rhennigantx

The Mooch would blame food deserts
Or desserts

Posted by: Bruce at April 26, 2019 06:59 AM (8ikIW)

823
Greetings fappers and fappees.

What fresh hell awaits us this day?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 07:00 AM (HaL55)

824 821 Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2019 06:53 AM (NWiLs)

See? You got this. Now get to it.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 26, 2019 06:57 AM (eIlkN)

Heh.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2019 07:00 AM (NWiLs)

825 Skip, I can't post links, but when you have a chance, you might want to search the utube for 2004 Ferrari F1 Schumacher vs supercars at Zandvoort. it's amazing.

Posted by: Gooshy at April 26, 2019 07:02 AM (Oio5c)

826 823
Greetings fappers and fappees.

What fresh hell awaits us this day?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 07:00 AM (HaL55)

The hell delivery man didn't show today, so it's down to the moldy hell way in the back of the fridge.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2019 07:02 AM (NWiLs)

827
The hell delivery man didn't show today, so it's down to the moldy hell way in the back of the fridge.

Meh, I'll just slice off the green parts.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 07:05 AM (HaL55)

828
Today is a Solemnity in the Octave of Easter, so no penance. I can listen to my music today. I think.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2019 07:05 AM (X3lUd)

829 The hell delivery man didn't show today, so it's down to the moldy hell way in the back of the fridge.
Posted by: Insomniac

Don't eat that, that's for company!

Posted by: Bruce at April 26, 2019 07:05 AM (8ikIW)

830 Beleaguered Justice Department No. 2 Rod Rosenstein raised eyebrows Thursday night with a private speech in which he took a swipe at the Obama administration and slammed ex-FBI boss James Comey.





Rosenstein, the U.S. deputy attorney general who supervised the Mueller investigation, spoke out publically for the first time since the report was released, criticizing the Obama administrations real-time reaction to Russian hacking and its decision not publicize the full story to the American people.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 26, 2019 07:06 AM (m8J9w)

831 Today is a Solemnity in the Octave of Easter, so no penance. I can listen to my music today. I think.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2019 07:05 AM (X3lUd)
----------

Correct! You can eat meat too.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2019 07:07 AM (aXucN)

832 Beleaguered Justice Department No. 2 Rod Rosenstein...

Fuck that guy in particular. I hope he gets perp walked and sent to the big house.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 26, 2019 07:08 AM (eIlkN)

833 So the King County WA Executive signed an executive order to ban ICE from flying deported illegals out of King County airport, the only airport that is capable of private flights in the Seattle area (SeaTac is commercial only

Nice, the donor class would have to fly commercial.
Posted by: Jean



FAA just banned EVERY flight out of King County Washington. SeaTac included.

Your move King County.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2019 07:08 AM (oqhrS)

834
Feeling less bad today, so I'll try to go to the office today. May not make it through the whole day but we will have to see.

I'm having 250 feet of fence replaced on Monday, so it's best if I make an appearance today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2019 07:09 AM (X3lUd)

835
Correct! You can eat meat too.

On Friday you eat fish, still? I recall that being an thing back in elementary skool. We looked forward to it, well, that plus it was Friday.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 07:10 AM (HaL55)

836
Correct! You can eat meat too.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2019 07:07 AM (aXucN)


Thank you for the confirmation. Instead of abstaining from meat, I don't listen to my music on Friday as my penance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2019 07:12 AM (X3lUd)

837 That's right Hadrian, I remember now that you do that. So yes, listen to music to your heart's content today.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2019 07:13 AM (aXucN)

838 BB, yes, technically Catholics are supposed to abstain from meat on all Fridays, not just in Lent. But outside of Lent you can substitute another penance instead, as Hadrian does.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2019 07:15 AM (aXucN)

839 Trump! is up and looking for another scoop...

No money was paid to North Korea for Otto Warmbier, not two Million Dollars, not anything else. This is not the Obama Administration that paid 1.8 Billion Dollars for four hostages, or gave five terrorist hostages plus, who soon went back to battle, for traitor Sgt. Bergdahl!

Posted by: Bruce at April 26, 2019 07:15 AM (8ikIW)

840 Mornin Friday worshippers.

Posted by: freaked at April 26, 2019 07:18 AM (UdKB7)

841 On Friday you eat fish, still?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 07:10 AM (HaL55)

Muskrat is a kind of fish.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 26, 2019 07:18 AM (t+qrx)

842 Damn neighbor's dogs out in my front yard climbing all over one of my bushes trying to get a squirrel.


One
of those dogs has a standing order from the sheriff's dept that says
if they catch him unleashed one more time they are going to shoot
him. She just will not keep those aggravating dogs tied up or fenced
in.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2019 07:18 AM (mpXpK)

843 One
of those dogs has a standing order from the sheriff's dept that says
if they catch him unleashed one more time they are going to shoot
him. She just will not keep those aggravating dogs tied up or fenced
in.

Posted by: Vic

Then it's time to shoot her

Posted by: Bruce at April 26, 2019 07:21 AM (8ikIW)

844 Beto to announce he is gay in 5....4....3....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 26, 2019 07:23 AM (oVJmc)

845

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 26, 2019 07:23 AM (GEhPL)

846 Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2019 07:15 AM

*kicks rock*

*eyes lamb in the fridge*

Soon....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2019 07:23 AM (/oI0U)

847 Okay, breakfast and chores.
See ya later

Posted by: Bruce at April 26, 2019 07:24 AM (8ikIW)

848 So I watch the Sleepy Joe video again. So he is going to run on a fake edit? The whole campaign is based on Fake News? And the Declaration. Not the Constitution. I do not get it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2019 07:25 AM (JFO2v)

849 Did some call me?

Posted by: Al at April 26, 2019 07:25 AM (vqIkG)

850 " The whole campaign is based on Fake News?"

Holy Zeitgeist, Batman !

If anything was emblematic of our times, that would be it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 26, 2019 07:29 AM (wA4OO)

851
Muskrat is a kind of fish.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe


I thought the Archbishop of Detroit made a dispensation on that basis. The Archbishop of New Orleans has said that alligator may be considered seafood.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2019 07:29 AM (X3lUd)

852 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 26, 2019 07:31 AM (wA4OO)

853 851
Muskrat is a kind of fish.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe

I thought the Archbishop of Detroit made a dispensation on that basis. The Archbishop of New Orleans has said that alligator may be considered seafood.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2019 07:29 AM (X3lUd)

muskrat is a kind of RAT!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2019 07:31 AM (JFO2v)

854 Almost there, RMBS! Blessed Good Friday to you.

Posted by: bluebell at April 26, 2019 07:31 AM (aXucN)

855 Re: WHY THE U.S. MILITARY IS WOEFULLY UNPREPARED FOR A MAJOR CONVENTIONAL CONFLICT

A little on the tin-foil-hat side. Commenters on the site left lots of references to the Evil Empire (that would be AmeriKKKa) and the Great Zionist Conspiracy. Makes me cautious about the author's observations.

Posted by: Jeff Powell at April 26, 2019 07:43 AM (hgC3T)

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Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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