Lori Loughlin Reportedly In Panic as She Realizes That Sometimes Wealthy Women Do Go to Jail

Not often, but you know: Ask Martha Stewart.

She had been offered the same plea deal that Felicity Huffman took, which required the admission of guilt in one count of mail fraud and one count of honest services fraud (if I remember right).

She rejected it.

She may be regretting that.

A report claims that the disgraced actress was "in complete denial" about the fallout of the college admissions scandal, but now fears going behind bars.
"She has been in complete denial and thought maybe she could skate by," a source told E! News. "She refused to accept any jail time and thought the DA was bluffing. She was adamant she wouldn't do any jail time."
"Lori is finally realizing just how serious this is," the source continued. "She is seeing the light that she will do jail time and is freaking out.
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On Tuesday, Loughlin and Giannulli were indicted on charges of fraud and money laundering; if convicted, the couple faces up to 40 years in prison.

Tucker called the alleged meritocracy "a lie" a couple of nights ago, in discussing this scandal.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:27 PM

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1 Stick with the large endowment fund to the university of your choice. Nobody went to jail cheating the old fashioned way.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at April 11, 2019 06:33 PM (wpJDK)

2 She didn't realize she's being used to help burnish the FBI's stained reputation. If everyone involved got off lightly people would just roll their eyes and mutter.

She has to go down hard, otherwise no one cares.

Posted by: Jason at April 11, 2019 06:36 PM (6IdiZ)

3 Wife sighed and send she would miss Loughlin's character on the Hallmark channel. Told her she might appear in episodes of Orange is the New Black and she perked up.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 11, 2019 06:36 PM (hKi6n)

4 Oooh...the rare "undernood."

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 11, 2019 06:38 PM (fhgs6)

5
Is this an actual nood, you know undernood?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 11, 2019 06:38 PM (f1Vqw)

6 Stick with the large endowment fund to the university of your choice. Nobody went to jail cheating the old fashioned way.
Posted by: Eddie Baby

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You had me at 'large endowment'

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 11, 2019 06:38 PM (fBPBx)

7 My boat is caught in an undernood.

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at April 11, 2019 06:38 PM (EgshT)

8 Sneaky.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 06:39 PM (uwOBA)

9 ace is using the time machine again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 06:39 PM (brgv3)

10 "Complete denial."

So... suffering the same disorder as every other Democrat out there?

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 11, 2019 06:39 PM (fhgs6)

11 One would think she knew Trump or wore a MAGA hat or something

Posted by: Joey the paste eater at April 11, 2019 06:40 PM (O2RFr)

12 Undernood.. Hmmm.. interesting.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 11, 2019 06:40 PM (dUJdY)

13 So... suffering the same disorder as every other Democrat out there?
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 11, 2019 06:39 PM (fhgs6)

Except she is going to jail, yeah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 06:40 PM (brgv3)

14 Underboob > Undernood

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 06:41 PM (uwOBA)

15 Hollywood elitist misery is the funniest form of human misery.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at April 11, 2019 06:41 PM (AsOpO)

16 ooooo, I've never experienced an undernood before!!!

it's kinda kinky!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2019 06:41 PM (d7Ww2)

17 Hollywood elitist misery is the funniest form of human misery.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at April 11, 2019 06:41 PM (AsOpO)

How quickly they turn on each other... It's delicious

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 06:42 PM (O2RFr)

18 This makes me incredibly sad. It ruins my many fond memories of fapping off to Lori Louglin's flat chest.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 11, 2019 06:42 PM (+dsLj)

19
Aunt Becky may be getting some large endowments shoved her way.

'Course this is women's prison. My only knowlegde of that comes from sources that may not be that reliable. You know, education videos, I like to call them.

Does Large Marge like to break in new meat like they do in Dude's Prison?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 11, 2019 06:42 PM (f1Vqw)

20 Penalty seems excessive for the crime, but there should be some punishment, for sure. Fines, especially for the colleges involved.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 06:42 PM (39g3+)

21 >>'Course this is women's prison. My only knowlegde of that comes from sources that may not be that reliable. You know, education videos, I like to call them.

Rubbin' is Rehabilitatin'

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 06:43 PM (uwOBA)

22 I can't work up any pity for anyone who works in the entertainment/media biz, I just can't. There's probably some good ones here and there, but I'm sure there were plenty of Good Germans in Dresden.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 06:43 PM (Kpl3J)

23 Consequences are for the little people, not the glitterati.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2019 06:44 PM (Rxduq)

24 Lifetime movie is going to be epic.

Full Big House: The Lori Laughlin Story

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2019 06:44 PM (30ke1)

25 Where the hell was her lawyer in all this!?

Good idea to 'call the DA's bluff'. Dipshit.

Speakin' of above the law celebrities....

@RobElgasABC7 4 minutes ago

BREAKING: The city of Chicago has filed a civil complaint against Jussie Smollett in Cook County Circuit Court.

MORE: City law department spokesman says: "This follows his (Smollett) refusal to reimburse the City of Chicago for the cost of police overtime spent investigating his false police report on January 29, 2019."

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 06:44 PM (cF8AT)

26 20 Penalty seems excessive for the crime, but there should be some punishment, for sure. Fines, especially for the colleges involved.

Really? I mean didn't they say that Manafort could have been put away for life? SDNY can still make that a reality

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 06:44 PM (O2RFr)

27 >>Penalty seems excessive for the crime, but there should be some punishment, for sure

...I know - A Spanking!

Posted by: Dingo at April 11, 2019 06:44 PM (uwOBA)

28 The real crime is not taking the plea deal.

Posted by: Prosecutor at April 11, 2019 06:44 PM (PJ1jz)

29 10 Hollywood stars who can keister a shiv - number five will blow your mind.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at April 11, 2019 06:45 PM (AsOpO)

30 Penalty seems excessive for the crime, but there should be some punishment, for sure. Fines, especially for the colleges involved.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 06:42 PM (39g3+)

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They took a charitable donation deduction on their taxes for the $500k bribe amounts. This tends to make the Feds a little cranky.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 11, 2019 06:45 PM (ffYR/)

31 Underboob = good
Undernood = neutral

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2019 06:45 PM (ju9gW)

32 You get more time for money crimes than murder

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 06:45 PM (O2RFr)

33 'Course this is women's prison. My only knowlegde of that comes from sources that may not be that reliable. You know, education videos, I like to call them.

Apparently they spend a lot of time in open shower areas.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 06:46 PM (NWiLs)

34 Why is this a scandal again? Bitches pay, bitches gain admission.

Don't they call these prevailing financial windfalls ~~bribes~~ "endowments?"

Posted by: Fritz at April 11, 2019 06:47 PM (LuPts)

35
Where the hell was her lawyer in all this!?
Good idea to 'call the DA's bluff'. Dipshit.

If your client flat out refuses to accept a plea deal there isn't much you can do.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 11, 2019 06:48 PM (TAmPV)

36 The Paolo ... he would make Aunt Becky serve The Hard Time. If you know what The Paolo means. And you do.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 11, 2019 06:48 PM (FGqNS)

37 So the mom thought of her daughter getting into USC as a status symbol.Imagine actually thinking that LOL

Posted by: ElKomandante at April 11, 2019 06:48 PM (kwM4p)

38 will those that bought their way into college and other privilege in DC/NY, be able to buy into a better prison, where they build it just for them? Like with a spa, 4 star meals, built on a beach ... but all funded by their generous foundations?

They probably think yes they can ... but we really need a Woke class of swamp people ... woke to hard time for sedition and massive fraud on the American People. we'll see ...

Posted by: illiniwek at April 11, 2019 06:49 PM (Cus5s)

39 16 ooooo, I've never experienced an undernood before!!!

it's kinda kinky!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2019 06:41 PM (d7Ww2)

*takes notes*

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 06:49 PM (NWiLs)

40 Ten Hollywood stars who can keister a shiv - number five will blow your mind.
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FYI, we're going to use this.

Posted by: buzzfeed at April 11, 2019 06:49 PM (fhgs6)

41 The Paolo ... he would make Aunt Becky plea for the deal. Again and again and again.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 11, 2019 06:49 PM (FGqNS)

42
The Daily Mail is getting abreast of the Aunt Becky and Brats saga. And you get a lot of abreasts and a-asses in the "Femail" sidebar.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 11, 2019 06:49 PM (f1Vqw)

43
I like mes a whibish sandwich...

Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix at April 11, 2019 06:49 PM (UFLLM)

44 Maybe she should go tranny. Helped Bruce Jenner when he plowed over a bus full of handicapped orphans.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at April 11, 2019 06:50 PM (AsOpO)

45 The daughter knew what was going on as well, she's complicit.

Lock them both up in a minimum security prison near my house is what I say. With lots of pudding.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2019 06:50 PM (30ke1)

46 Gonna be some hot prison 'surveillance' vids for the late night cable channels.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 06:50 PM (1g7ch)

47 Let The Paolo speak plainly. The Paolo would fuck the living shit out of Aunt Becky.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 11, 2019 06:51 PM (FGqNS)

48 She should demand extradition to Canada as she probably lives here half the year doing Hallmark work!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 06:51 PM (Dh1wo)

49 35
Where the hell was her lawyer in all this!?
Good idea to 'call the DA's bluff'. Dipshit.

If your client flat out refuses to accept a plea deal there isn't much you can do.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 11, 2019 06:48 PM (TAmPV)

You tell her to find new counsel because she's one dumb mofo to not take the deal...then you walk. She could at least then ask for more time to find new counsel and maybe come to her senses...or not.

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 06:51 PM (cF8AT)

50 Underboob = good
Undernood = neutral

Side boob?

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 11, 2019 06:52 PM (dUJdY)

51 Sucks to be her!

Tee hee

Posted by: Smollette at April 11, 2019 06:52 PM (MAstk)

52 I hope her attorney memoed his file to make it clear to Aunt Becky the downside of her plea and the possibility of doing hard time.

Orange is not the new pink.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 11, 2019 06:52 PM (haWye)

53 we're top boob again,

or nood?

upstairs, downstairs?

ack!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2019 06:53 PM (d7Ww2)

54 Uh, What if I go to rehab, will that fix everything?

Posted by: Auntie Becky at April 11, 2019 06:53 PM (PJ1jz)

55 I have had the feeli ng since it happened she isn't going to any jail.
Might be nice to put that fear in her though., but face it there is a two tier justice system.

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 06:53 PM (BbGew)

56 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at April 11, 2019 06:53 PM (C1NyB)

57 Someone should send her the BBC series Bad Girls series.

She might change her mind. If she's a bad girl.

Posted by: torabora at April 11, 2019 06:54 PM (Y274z)

58 Were the "Elites" always this second-rate?

Or is the pathetic state of our "Elites" a sign of the stupid times in which we live?

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 06:54 PM (fF3XF)

59 Serious question: Would these Hollywood scum be facing time if Hillary Clinton were president? I know the investigation goes back a ways. But would favors be called in, or would Hillary do the politically shrewd thing and let them hang, to show that she's "cracking down on white privilege"?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2019 06:54 PM (ju9gW)

60

Looking at the DM, I spotted some Melania pr0n:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6913049

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 11, 2019 06:54 PM (f1Vqw)

61 "They'll never take my case to trial. It'll, like, cost them a bunch of money, or something. My friends told me to take it to the box. They ain't got shit on me."

- Half the dumbass clients I've ever had.

Posted by: PabloD at April 11, 2019 06:55 PM (F1m5e)

62 "She might change her mind. If she's a bad girl."

Hmmm. I hope so, but doubt it. (That she's bad AKA naughty, just a hunch)

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 11, 2019 06:55 PM (+/tGa)

63 I know this is OT but I never really got an answer in earlier threads...

What is the specific objection Rmoney, CokeBear and the puke from CO have with Herman Cain on the Federal Reserve board?

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 06:55 PM (fF3XF)

64 you know, other than the schadenfreude, don't really care about this. don't think they should be getting jail time either.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 06:55 PM (MTjB1)

65 Lori's underboob is nice but I prefer Erin Krakow's.

Oh. Undernood[i/]. Never mind.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 06:55 PM (Dh1wo)

66 Stewarts prison had Yoga and Pilates. In CA it's busting rocks in the hot sun. Quite a difference.

Posted by: davo at April 11, 2019 06:55 PM (sMLEE)

67 I know this is OT but I never really got an answer in earlier threads...

What is the specific objection Rmoney, CokeBear and the puke from CO have with Herman Cain on the Federal Reserve board?
Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 06:55 PM (fF3XF)

Trump wants him. That is all.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 11, 2019 06:56 PM (aS1PU)

68
What is the specific objection Rmoney, CokeBear and the puke from CO have with Herman Cain on the Federal Reserve board?

Trump wants him?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 06:56 PM (O2RFr)

69 Lifetime movie is going to be epic.

Full Big House: The Lori Laughlin Story
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2019 06:44 PM (30ke1)

LOL

Posted by: LASue at April 11, 2019 06:56 PM (XROPS)

70 54
Uh, What if I go to rehab, will that fix everything?

She should get the trial moved to Chicago.

Posted by: dartist at April 11, 2019 06:56 PM (K22Va)

71 Nood boobs?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

72 Horror of horrors -- I've just discovered that the prison commissary doesn't carry organic free range tofu!

This is all Trump's fault.

Posted by: Prisoner #90210-Lori at April 11, 2019 06:57 PM (Z4rgH)

73 20 Penalty seems excessive for the crime, but there should be some punishment, for sure. Fines, especially for the colleges involved.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 06:42 PM (39g3+)
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Ordinarily I prefer fines for white collar crimes like these that do very little or no real damage to others.

But when you are dealing with people who think themselves above the rules and are used to buying their way out of trouble/inconvenience, I prefer fines AND a year or two at Club Fed.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2019 06:57 PM (Rxduq)

74 An academic scandal, we get coverage of this as a 'Hollywood' story.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 11, 2019 06:58 PM (oVJmc)

75 58 Were the "Elites" always this second-rate?

Or is the pathetic state of our "Elites" a sign of the stupid times in which we live?
Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 06:54 PM (fF3XF)

First generation of elites in a cycle tend to be pretty solid, on account of the whole state of war and anarchy thing wiping out most incompetents. It rapidly declines from there as there are less immediate consequences for self-indulgence.

Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 06:58 PM (mX8Vr)

76 Here are some Hollywood classics Lori should watch to properly prepare for her incarceration.

https://tinyurl.com/y3p2c4le

https://tinyurl.com/y5s6zr9k

https://tinyurl.com/y27t9dvm

If her Lifetime movie career is over, maybe she can make a comeback by starring in re-makes of the above, and other classics.

Posted by: Gref at April 11, 2019 06:58 PM (AMIL/)

77

She should offer the judge some private chamber time...

Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix at April 11, 2019 06:58 PM (UFLLM)

78 71
Nood boobs?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

Underboob, sideboob, nood boob? I feel like a cat trying to catch a laser pointer.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 11, 2019 06:58 PM (t6MX/)

79 someone should send her some baseballs to practice with. those guards and bitches ain't messin'.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 06:58 PM (MTjB1)

80 Ring her up!

You KNOW we'd be rung up if any of us had done that.

One law - for everyone.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

81 Aunt Becky bleed a lot, too.

Posted by: Quilp at April 11, 2019 06:58 PM (Bf3hj)

82 49 35
Where the hell was her lawyer in all this!?
Good idea to 'call the DA's bluff'. Dipshit.

If your client flat out refuses to accept a plea deal there isn't much you can do.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 11, 2019 06:48 PM (TAmPV)

You tell her to find new counsel because she's one dumb mofo to not take the deal...then you walk. She could at least then ask for more time to find new counsel and maybe come to her senses...or not.

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 06:51 PM

I had written earlier of a lawyer I knew in town, a pretty respected one, who had worked out a plea deal for a guy who had been charged in some statutory rape case - he was 22, she was 15, but they were supposedly "in love" and it was all consensual, and her father was pushing the charges, so it was in a gray area - and he worked out a deal where the guy could get 2 years probation, just for pleading guilty.

and the guy blew up and cussed out his lawyer and said it was a horrible stupid deal and he would never plead guilty and his lawyer was a dumbshit who was stealing his money. So the lawyer stayed calm and just said "ok" - and then did the absolute bare minimum possible while his buddy, the DA, tagged the guy with 15 years in the State Pen. He's still there today.

don't piss off your lawyer but then keep him on the job.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 06:58 PM (Kpl3J)

83 we are officially overboob

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at April 11, 2019 06:59 PM (EgshT)

84 I know this is OT but I never really got an answer in earlier threads...

What is the specific objection Rmoney, CokeBear and the puke from CO have with Herman Cain on the Federal Reserve board?
Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 06:55 PM (fF3XF)

No relevant experience.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 06:59 PM (1g7ch)

85 "She refused to accept any jail time and thought the DA was bluffing. She was adamant she wouldn't do any jail time."

Hey, Toots, it's not up to you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 06:59 PM (YqDXo)

86 Underboob, sideboob, nood boob? I feel like a cat trying to catch a laser pointer.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 11, 2019 06:58 PM (t6MX/)

You humans are so predictable.

Posted by: The Cat at April 11, 2019 06:59 PM (aS1PU)

87 First generation of elites in a cycle tend to be pretty solid, on account of the whole state of war and anarchy thing wiping out most incompetents. It rapidly declines from there as there are less immediate consequences for self-indulgence.
Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 06:58 PM (mX8Vr)

That's fair. I look at the state of "Royal" "Families" around the world and can't help but think these people wouldn't last 30-seconds if shit actually went pear-shaped.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 06:59 PM (fF3XF)

88 I don't believe the rumor that Laughlin and her husband are Republicans. If that were so they wouldn't have done what they did, Democrats do that.

Posted by: Decaf at April 11, 2019 06:59 PM (PUz4C)

89 Aunt Becky Buggered butt cute in-carceration......Milfs most affected.

Posted by: saf at April 11, 2019 07:00 PM (5IHGB)

90 F ucing tablet.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 07:00 PM (Dh1wo)

91 I don't believe the rumor that Laughlin and her husband are Republicans. If that were so they wouldn't have done what they did, Democrats do that.

spittake. huh?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 07:00 PM (MTjB1)

92 "Lori Loughlin Reportedly In Panic as She Realizes That Sometimes Wealthy Women Do Go to Jail"

Some day I'd like to read that about Hillary! and her cabal. If there's a more guilty human on Earth, I haven't read about it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 11, 2019 07:00 PM (6eEQ+)

93 Israeli's recreated the wreck of the old 97 on the Moon.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 11, 2019 07:01 PM (QLvwG)

94 Pretty funny, the NYT trying to get ahead of the Halper spy story or at least give themselves the old "hey we reported it" excuse.

https://tinyurl.com/yxmu2yag

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 11, 2019 07:01 PM (r+sAi)

95 Coming up on the next second stage burn in a couple minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXMGu2d8c8g

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2019 07:01 PM (sdi6R)

96 so do you think becky will be getting it more from guards or inmates?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 07:01 PM (MTjB1)

97 91 I don't believe the rumor that Laughlin and her husband are Republicans. If that were so they wouldn't have done what they did, Democrats do that.

It does make sense then... I mean the possibility of the book being thrown at her.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 07:01 PM (O2RFr)

98 I don't believe the rumor that Laughlin and her husband are Republicans.

Lifelong!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at April 11, 2019 07:01 PM (EgshT)

99 .

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 11, 2019 07:01 PM (aS1PU)

100 No relevant experience.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 06:59 PM (1g7ch)

Nope.

Even leftist Wikipedia calls bullshit on that one...

Cain served as chairman of the board of the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City Omaha Branch from January 1, 1989, to December 31, 1991. He became a member of the board of directors of the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City in 1992. He served as deputy chairman from January 1, 1992, to December 31, 1994, and then as its chairman until August 19, 1996, when he resigned to become active in national politics

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 07:01 PM (fF3XF)

101 Given the amount of diversity which enriches these colleges at our expense(bonus points on applications + admissions board dopamine rushes), were I in her position I would do what I needed to do as well.

Laughlin did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Joe Perry at April 11, 2019 07:01 PM (UEOkE)

102 One law - for everyone.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

They don't prosecute for buying a building or creating an endowment. Aunt Becky is guilty of paying Wholesale instead of Retail.

When there really is One Law, call me. Today - there ain't. And this is zero friggin' indication that there ever will be one. This is just the Really Rich telling the Kinda' Rich to get in the back of the fucking line.

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 07:02 PM (FGqNS)

103 63 I know this is OT but I never really got an answer in earlier threads...

What is the specific objection Rmoney, CokeBear and the puke from CO have with Herman Cain on the Federal Reserve board?

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 06:55 PM (fF3XF)

From what I've seen it's 'lack of experience' and 'too partisan'.

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 07:02 PM (cF8AT)

104 They took a charitable donation deduction on their taxes for the $500k bribe amounts. This tends to make the Feds a little cranky.

Yeah they'll put up with a lot but if you try not to pay taxes, that's when the rifles come out

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 07:02 PM (39g3+)

105 94 Pretty funny, the NYT trying to get ahead of the Halper spy story or at least give themselves the old "hey we reported it" excuse.

Comey said today that he never considered electronic surveillance as spying.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 07:02 PM (O2RFr)

106 Ordinarily I prefer fines for white collar crimes like these that do very little or no real damage to others.

But when you are dealing with people who think themselves above the rules and are used to buying their way out of trouble/inconvenience, I prefer fines AND a year or two at Club Fed.

I'd prefer if we reinstituted the whipping post.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 11, 2019 07:02 PM (+bl9D)

107 That's why some kings in the olden days had lots of sons and sent them all off to war. The ones who made it back were throne material. The others were battlefield fertilizer.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2019 07:02 PM (ju9gW)

108 First generation of elites in a cycle tend to be pretty solid, on account of the whole state of war and anarchy thing wiping out most incompetents. It rapidly declines from there as there are less immediate consequences for self-indulgence.

Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 06:58 PM (mX8Vr)

I'd say our elites have gotten to the same level as the French Aristo's in 1788, or the Russian Nobility in 1917. They take it to the point that nobody can put with their shit anymore, and then things blow up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 07:02 PM (Kpl3J)

109 What is the specific objection Rmoney, CokeBear and the puke from CO have with Herman Cain on the Federal Reserve board?

"Trump is for him so I'm agin him"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 07:02 PM (39g3+)

110 so, should becky be getting pretttied up or uglied up to have an easier time in the slammer?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 07:03 PM (MTjB1)

111 Might be nice to put that fear in her though., but face it there is a two tier justice system.
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 06:53 PM (BbGew)

Which is EXACTLY why, IMO, she should do time. A fine isn't going to do shit unless it's like $10 million or something, and there are doubtless limits on what the fine can be.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

112

I interviewed personally with each member of the admissions board. Didnt have no prob getting in.

Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix at April 11, 2019 07:03 PM (UFLLM)

113 If her Lifetime movie career is over, maybe she can make a comeback by starring in re-makes of the above, and other classics.
Posted by: Gref

Sexy, Hot, Wet Chicas of Cell Block Dos!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 07:03 PM (dDUXP)

114 Comey said today that he never considered electronic surveillance as spying.

Comey lives in his own little world. Imagine the FBI chat about him when he was in power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 07:04 PM (39g3+)

115 Underboob > hind tit

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

116 From what I've seen it's 'lack of experience' and 'too partisan'.

Yeah... Too partisan... We wouldn't want one of our own party that backs the president to be in that position .. Thanks Romney you ass hole.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 07:04 PM (O2RFr)

117 It's a bitch when the law for the rich doesn't work somehow and they have to go to jail.

I think they press charges in some case just so they can say; "see rich people go to jail too!"

They neglect to point out all the ones who don't.

Usually they also have some political power or some special edge (like they can rat out some really powerful people).

And the rich ones who get caught up in some scam get sent to jail because they're just to blatant about it. Or in this case probably wised off to the prosecutor like telling him 'oh yeah go ahead a try I'll sue you and win in court and be found not guilty at trial' or something else aggravating.

So the Prosecutor says 'okay bitch. here ya go.'

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 07:04 PM (2R0TF)

118 Even leftist Wikipedia calls bullshit on that one...

Cain served as chairman of the board of the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City Omaha Branch from January 1, 1989, to December 31, 1991. He became a member of the board of directors of the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City in 1992. He served as deputy chairman from January 1, 1992, to December 31, 1994, and then as its chairman until August 19, 1996, when he resigned to become active in national politics
Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 07:01 PM (fF3XF)

Are you saying Romney was wrong for voting no?!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 07:04 PM (1g7ch)

119 Comey said today that he never considered electronic surveillance as spying.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 07:02 PM (O2RFr)

The Sgt. Schultz defense. Fitting.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 11, 2019 07:04 PM (t6MX/)

120 Penalty seems excessive for the crime, but there should be some punishment, for sure. Fines, especially for the colleges involved.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
------

I agree. 'Making an example' doesn't strike me as morally good jurisprudence, regardless of the circumstances. Perhaps it's up to the judge to make that decision. We'll see.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2019 07:04 PM (/dN1M)

121 Does Large Marge like to break in new meat like they do in Dude's Prison?

Posted by: publius,

Maybe it's worse. Ever seen Orange is the New Black? Back in basic training, I was in a barracks with 50 women....oh lordy there was some drama.

Posted by: Cheri at April 11, 2019 07:04 PM (oiNtH)

122 When there really is One Law, call me. Today - there ain't.

That's certainly true, but we need to strive toward the ideal: One Law.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 07:04 PM (YqDXo)

123 From what I've seen it's 'lack of experience' and 'too partisan'.

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 07:02 PM

Right, because the Democrats would NEVER politicize the Fed. Just another worthless unilateral surrender with no upside. Some Republicans still don't realize how much has changed.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2019 07:04 PM (ju9gW)

124 I read on the internet that the key to surviving your time in a women's penitentiary is to learn the 'secret handshake'.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 07:04 PM (uwOBA)

125 Look, I have no personal stake in Herman Cain being on the Fed Reserve board. Frankly, I'd love nothing more that to see it nuked from space.

But if the GOPe surrender caucus is going to hang their object on Cain being somehow "unqualified" to serve on the board then Trump should rain holy hellfire on them and push it to the wall 24/7.

Because fuck those Vichy surrender-monkeys in particular.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 07:05 PM (fF3XF)

126 105 94 Pretty funny, the NYT trying to get ahead of the Halper spy story or at least give themselves the old "hey we reported it" excuse.

Comey said today that he never considered electronic surveillance as spying.
Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 07:02 PM (O2RFr)

Of course he didn't. What an assclown.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 07:05 PM (brgv3)

127 Hey everybody.

I have absolute zero sympathy for these lying, cheating, elitist assholes.

I want to start seeing Hollywood dipshits doing serious time when they fcuk up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 11, 2019 07:05 PM (miE9U)

128 Herman Cain is probably smarter than Sandy, Mad Max, and Schiffless combined

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 07:05 PM (BbGew)

129 Comey said today that he never considered electronic surveillance as spying.

Posted by: It's me donna
------------

If they didn't have a phone in their shoe, it wasn't spying.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at April 11, 2019 07:05 PM (/dN1M)

130 I'd prefer if we reinstituted the whipping post.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

I'd just take a chair and put Aunt Becky over my knee.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 07:05 PM (dDUXP)

131 and the guy blew up and cussed out his lawyer and said it was a horrible stupid deal and he would never plead guilty and his lawyer was a dumbshit who was stealing his money. So the lawyer stayed calm and just said "ok" - and then did the absolute bare minimum possible while his buddy, the DA, tagged the guy with 15 years in the State Pen. He's still there today.

don't piss off your lawyer but then keep him on the job.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 06:58 PM (Kpl3J)

Saw your post earlier today. I think that's pretty shitty of the lawyer.

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 07:05 PM (cF8AT)

132 115
Underboob > hind tit

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

Underboob > hind tit > tits up

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 11, 2019 07:05 PM (t6MX/)

133 Tight new meat

Posted by: Prison Guard at April 11, 2019 07:05 PM (QMwOT)

134 So watergate and the wire tapping were fine. Someone tell Nixon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 07:05 PM (brgv3)

135 Comey said today that he never considered electronic surveillance as spying.
Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 07:02 PM (O2RFr)

Comey did head the nation's premier domestic spy agency so he would know.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 07:05 PM (1g7ch)

136 Are you saying Romney was wrong for voting no?!

I'm willing to just put it down to the 'Romney is a racist' explanation.

And I'm not worried if that's fair or not at this point.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 11, 2019 07:06 PM (oVJmc)

137 I had a little difficulty getting Forrest into school. The Headmaster and I came to an understanding.

Posted by: Mrs. Gump at April 11, 2019 07:06 PM (QLvwG)

138 Good second burn! It's now in a highly elliptical orbit. Deployment of the satellite in about 5 minutes.

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2019 07:06 PM (sdi6R)

139 Stolen shamelessly from Twitter:

She thought the DA only had two pair, but turns out he had a ...... Full House!

/rimshot

Posted by: ibguy at April 11, 2019 07:06 PM (EHVbt)

140 Are you saying Romney was wrong for voting no?!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 07:04 PM (1g7ch)

I'm saying Rmoney is a piece-of-shit. And if his reason for voting NO on Cain is "unqualified" then he's a moron to boot.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 07:06 PM (fF3XF)

141 Comey said today that he never considered electronic surveillance as spying.
Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 07:02 PM (O2RFr)

Even AOC thinks that's retarded.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 11, 2019 07:06 PM (oVJmc)

142 107 That's why some kings in the olden days had lots of sons and sent them all off to war. The ones who made it back were throne material. The others were battlefield fertilizer.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2019 07:02 PM

The Ottomans were notorious for this, back in their day. The Ottoman Emperor had his famous harem, and naturally would have dozens of sons. There was rarely any designated Crown Prince; rather, the Next Emperor was the one who could must cleverly and successfully dispose of all his brethren.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 07:07 PM (Kpl3J)

143 Lifetime movie is going to be epic.

Full Big House: The Lori Laughlin Story

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2019 06:44 PM (30ke1)
...........

Summer Wedding in the Slammer

Springtime Shackled Behind Bars

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2019 07:07 PM (v0R5T)

144 Look, I have no personal stake in Herman Cain being on the Fed Reserve board. Frankly, I'd love nothing more that to see it nuked from space.

But if the GOPe surrender caucus is going to hang their object on Cain being somehow "unqualified" to serve on the board then Trump should rain holy hellfire on them and push it to the wall 24/7.

Because fuck those Vichy surrender-monkeys in particular.
Posted by: DocJ

Gonna be hard to say he isn't qualified when he was the head of the Federal Reserve Bank in Kansas City.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 07:07 PM (dDUXP)

145 I hate myself when I get happy when the rich a beautiful fuck up enough they have to go to jail.

Welcome to the real world bitches. Of course their experience in jail will be nothing like what the common criminal experiences.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 07:07 PM (2R0TF)

146 120 Penalty seems excessive for the crime, but there should be some punishment, for sure. Fines, especially for the colleges involved.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
------

I agree. 'Making an example' doesn't strike me as morally good jurisprudence, regardless of the circumstances. Perhaps it's up to the judge to make that decision. We'll see.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2019 07:04 PM (/dN1M)

Sorry, gotta disagree.

A fine doesn't budge the needle. The universities will just raise tuition, or have a pledge campaign to make up for any fine. They won't give a rat's ass.

Neither will the Hollywood types. They were willing to throw around half a million bucks to get their dull-witted kids into the college of their choice.

So no fine really serves as a punishment, for all involved, it's more of a cost of doing business.

Doing time - now THERE'S a punishment for them. A jam they can't buy their way out of.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 07:07 PM (YqDXo)

147 It wasn't 'spying' spying- like with a .25 caliber pistol and a cyanide capsule.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 07:07 PM (brgv3)

148 Comey said today that he never considered electronic surveillance as spying.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 07:02 PM (O2RFr)

If you spy on Americans it's surveillance, do the same thing to foreigners and it's spying. Big difference.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 11, 2019 07:08 PM (aS1PU)

149

Ima star in my production of Little Whorehouse on the Prairie.

Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix at April 11, 2019 07:08 PM (UFLLM)

150 Even AOC thinks that's retarded.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 11, 2019 07:06 PM (oVJmc)

Depends on the definition of "is."

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 11, 2019 07:08 PM (t6MX/)

151 For Comey,

Spy, verb, work for a government or other organization by secretly collecting information about enemies or competitors.

You did accuse Trump etc of being the 'enemy'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 07:08 PM (1g7ch)

152 Gonna be hard to say he isn't qualified when he was the head of the Federal Reserve Bank in Kansas City.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 07:07 PM (dDUXP)

Challenge accepted!
- Willard "Mitt" Rmoney (SurrenderMonkey - UT)

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 07:08 PM (fF3XF)

153 Herman Cain is probably smarter than Sandy, Mad Max, and Schiffless combined
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 07:05 PM (BbGew)

My sink sponge is smarter than Max.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 11, 2019 07:08 PM (dUJdY)

154 I wonder how many lawyers involved in this case got into colleges the same way.

Posted by: Decaf at April 11, 2019 07:08 PM (PUz4C)

155 Christopher R Taylor: "Penalty seems excessive for the crime, but there should be some punishment, for sure. Fines, especially for the colleges involved."

I'm not satisfied the people being fined would be deterred or humiliated with such penance. They're rich. What's a few bucks relative to their net worth? Just a cost of doing business, so not really a penalty.

But prison, real prison, is a discomfort and stain you will remember and you'll suffer just like the average nobody who lacks the buying power of getting out of jail relatively freely. It's a great justice equalizer to impose a penalty that forces unpleasantry and reflection. Those kinds of inducements generally force behavior changes.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 11, 2019 07:08 PM (6eEQ+)

156 Women prison movies for the non lesbo win.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 11, 2019 07:08 PM (pw+jk)

157 OT -- Gun shooting in Omaha Gun Club update

You guys were right -- suicide.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 11, 2019 07:08 PM (ebZss)

158 Celebrities usually walk, but I can see her actually going down.

You really have a lot of participation by her in all of this, like moving around $500k to bogus charities. Probably tax fraud as well.

I can see though where an entitled princess like her would never agree to jail time. That woman has never had to play by the rules her entire life.

Posted by: Blago at April 11, 2019 07:09 PM (UfkIY)

159 She thought the DA only had two pair, but turns out he had a ...... Full House!

/rimshot

Posted by: ibguy at April 11, 2019 07:06 PM (EHVbt)

The prosecution's case is air tight.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 11, 2019 07:09 PM (t6MX/)

160 Saw your post earlier today. I think that's pretty shitty of the lawyer.

Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 07:05 PM

yeah - it's even more shitty of him to have let the story get around like he did. It's kind of a "you better be nice to me!" story.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 07:09 PM (Kpl3J)

161 You can make oven nachos with pork rinds.

Posted by: Max Power at April 11, 2019 07:09 PM (q177U)

162 157 OT -- Gun shooting in Omaha Gun Club update

You guys were right -- suicide.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 11, 2019 07:08 PM (ebZss)

Well, either way, it kind of would be one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 07:10 PM (brgv3)

163

Ima so stretchable I can get Mr. Slave all the way in there.

Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix at April 11, 2019 07:10 PM (UFLLM)

164 142 107 That's why some kings in the olden days had lots of sons and sent them all off to war. The ones who made it back were throne material. The others were battlefield fertilizer.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2019 07:02 PM

The Ottomans were notorious for this, back in their day. The Ottoman Emperor had his famous harem, and naturally would have dozens of sons. There was rarely any designated Crown Prince; rather, the Next Emperor was the one who could must cleverly and successfully dispose of all his brethren.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 07:07 PM (Kpl3J)

Most likely related to their Turkic(steppe horde) origins I imagine. It translates poorly to a court and so you have the Queen mothers and later Janissaries taking stuff over.

Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 07:10 PM (mX8Vr)

165 >>>Comey said today that he never considered electronic surveillance as spying.<<<

Bill Clinton never considered slinging his yogurt on an intern's lapel as sex.

Posted by: Fritz at April 11, 2019 07:10 PM (LuPts)

166 Lawyers not aquitting themselves very well this past year ...

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 11, 2019 07:10 PM (LlI/0)

167 That's certainly true, but we need to strive toward the ideal: One Law.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 07:04 PM (YqDXo)

This ain't striving toward shit. Nothing's changed for the Really Rich - all that happened is the competition got cleared a little bit.

Our position is no better either way. The Truly Elite got tired of the Aunt Becky's cutting into their game - so the cost to play got drove back up like it was in the good ol' days.

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 07:10 PM (FGqNS)

168 She's still a Congressman from NYC.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 11, 2019 05:07 PM (NFEMn)

Not a lot of my people in her district.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 11, 2019 05:09 PM (TPbH4)

Astoria... and Hunts Point? No, not mine either.

Posted by: Al Crapton at April 11, 2019 07:10 PM (fyAA4)

169 Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey served almost a year of her 15 mo sentence. She got it reduced for good behavior.
Her husband got more time and also got out early.

Lori must have been given bad advice by her lawyer.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 11, 2019 07:10 PM (RBOtF)

170 >>Comey said today that he never considered electronic surveillance as spying.

how about the Honeypot attempt on Flynn?

Is that spying?

trying to get Popoplatypus to take 10k in cash fro an operative before boarding a plane to Australia?

would that be spycraft?

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 07:10 PM (uwOBA)

171 I heard she S.A.T on the judges face to get a fresh man
emmision!

Posted by: saf at April 11, 2019 07:11 PM (5IHGB)

172 I can see though where an entitled princess like her would never agree to jail time. That woman has never had to play by the rules her entire life.
Posted by: Blago at April 11, 2019 07:09 PM (UfkIY)

The sheer effrontery of her statement, "I'm not going to do jail time!" would make determined to send her up the river.

For once in your miserable existence, it's not your call, bitch, unless you decide to pull your own ripcord.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

173 O.K. I now officially don't like Mayor Pete Buttigieg-not because of his sexual orientation but because to get more attention he allowed the media to make up a feud with VP Pence that until Wednesday never existed on Pence's side:

Buttgieg is just a run of the mill leftist Democrat who's more personable than the rest of them:

http://tinyurl.com/yy262z7d

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 11, 2019 07:11 PM (FSPNP)

174 So in Comey's world, "Spying" means standing in a trenchcoat and breathing down someone's neck, and nothing else. Sure thing, champ.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 07:12 PM (Kpl3J)

175 'Sure. I fucked her with a cigar.'

'... but I never had SEX with her!'

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 11, 2019 07:12 PM (uwOBA)

176 143 Lifetime movie is going to be epic.

Full Big House: The Lori Laughlin Story

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2019 06:44 PM (30ke1)
...........

Summer Wedding in the Slammer

Springtime Shackled Behind Bars

......

Admission of Guilt

Double-entendre FTW!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2019 07:12 PM (30ke1)

177 Comey said today that he never considered electronic surveillance as spying.

I wonder if he would be so sanguine about it if it was his phone being "surveiled".

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 07:12 PM (fF3XF)

178

Robert Blake's lawyer is available. I keep him ona speed dial.

Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix at April 11, 2019 07:12 PM (UFLLM)

179 174 So in Comey's world, "Spying" means standing in a trenchcoat and breathing down someone's neck, and nothing else. Sure thing, champ.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 07:12 PM (Kpl3J)

But enough about Joe Biden, super spy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 07:12 PM (brgv3)

180 Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey served almost a year of her 15 mo sentence. She got it reduced for good behavior.
Her husband got more time and also got out early.

Lori must have been given bad advice by her lawyer.
Posted by: redridinghood

Every story I've heard, says Lori Laughlin made that decision.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 07:13 PM (dDUXP)

181 Simply put, it's spying if you are performing an investigation without the slightest reasonable suspicion.

Trump, the cleanest president in modern history.

Posted by: WOPR at April 11, 2019 07:13 PM (J70i0)

182 Bill Clinton never considered slinging his yogurt on an intern's lapel as sex.

Eatin' ain't cheatin'.

Posted by: dartist at April 11, 2019 07:13 PM (K22Va)

183 trying to get Popoplatypus to take 10k in cash fro an operative before boarding a plane to Australia?

would that be spycraft?

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 07:10 PM (uwOBA)

Means and methods are classified.
- Comey

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 11, 2019 07:13 PM (1g7ch)

184 Spacecraft separation and end of the webcast. A completely successful mission!

I don't mind saying I've been nervous about this one. Last year's Falcon Heavy test flight seemed too good to be true. SpaceX has proven that it was no fluke.

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2019 07:13 PM (sdi6R)

185 >>Comey said today that he never considered electronic surveillance as spying.

You keep forgetting that word "unauthorized" dum dum.

How did this oversized dork ever get to be the head of the FBI?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 07:13 PM (/tuJf)

186 This ain't striving toward shit. Nothing's changed for the Really Rich - all that happened is the competition got cleared a little bit.

Our position is no better either way. The Truly Elite got tired of the Aunt Becky's cutting into their game - so the cost to play got drove back up like it was in the good ol' days.
Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 07:10 PM (FGqNS)

I doubt that very much. Apparently the FBI was tipped off about this by some MD they were ringing up for Medicare fraud, and who had previously done the same thing, IIRC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 07:13 PM (YqDXo)

187 185 >>Comey said today that he never considered electronic surveillance as spying.

You keep forgetting that word "unauthorized" dum dum.

How did this oversized dork ever get to be the head of the FBI?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 07:13 PM (/tuJf)

Meritocracy is a lie.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 07:14 PM (NWiLs)

188 9/11 still reverberates throughout the city.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 11, 2019 05:10 PM (NFEMn)

You obviously don't live here.

Posted by: Al Crapton at April 11, 2019 07:14 PM (fyAA4)

189 Also, how was "Aunt Becky" cutting into their game? I don't see that at all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

190 You mean the the 1000 watt smile is not going to get me out of this?

Posted by: gobagoo at April 11, 2019 07:14 PM (2Ia/C)

191 I'm now into the Macallan phase of the mission.

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2019 07:14 PM (sdi6R)

192 Don't be mad at me, I only missed this shit show by 30 years.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 11, 2019 07:14 PM (pw+jk)

193 I'll answer my own question about Hermain Cain...

I'm going with - The Chamber of Commerce doesn't want a "hard money" guy on the board. They'll probably try to go after Moore as well but that'll be a harder sell because they know Donnie TwoScoops is gonna get at least one of them so, in their mind, better it's the white guy.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 07:15 PM (fF3XF)

194 184 Spacecraft separation and end of the webcast. A completely successful mission!

how'd the landings go?

Posted by: Anachronda at April 11, 2019 07:15 PM (sGtp+)

195 Buttaguy is a hard core Leftist, just that he has a nicer resume.

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 07:15 PM (BbGew)

196 Every story I've heard, says Lori Laughlin made that decision.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 07:13 PM (dDUXP)

"Do you know who I am?"

"Sure. Prisoner 8765432."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 07:15 PM (YqDXo)

197 Our position is no better either way. The Truly Elite got tired of the Aunt Becky's cutting into their game - so the cost to play got drove back up like it was in the good ol' days.
Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 07:10 PM (FGqNS)

I doubt that very much. Apparently the FBI was tipped off about this by some MD they were ringing up for Medicare fraud, and who had previously done the same thing, IIRC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Exactly. The MD squealed to save his ass. The FBI didn't even know this was going on.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 07:15 PM (dDUXP)

198 194 184 Spacecraft separation and end of the webcast. A completely successful mission!

how'd the landings go?
Posted by: Anachronda at April 11, 2019 07:15 PM (sGtp+)

Three for three!

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2019 07:15 PM (sdi6R)

199 Lori must have been given bad advice by her lawyer.

Posted by: redridinghood

Maybe or just arrogance. Felicity was smart at least to issue a public apology and take the deal.

Posted by: Cheri at April 11, 2019 07:15 PM (oiNtH)

200 How did this oversized dork ever get to be the head of the FBI?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 07:13 PM (/tuJf)

Top. Men.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 07:16 PM (fF3XF)

201 10/10 beautiful woman is a dindu and feels entitled to not serve jail time. Shocking.
I bet she is sucking many many cocks right now and probably graduating to creampies and trains in the future to get that plea deal back and avoid jail.

Posted by: literally serious at April 11, 2019 07:16 PM (SB5Q1)

202 What's up with the 4 Republicans trying to sabotage Trump's Fed Reserve board pick,Herman Cain?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 11, 2019 07:16 PM (RBOtF)

203 202 What's up with the 4 Republicans trying to sabotage Trump's Fed Reserve board pick,Herman Cain?
Posted by: redridinghood at April 11, 2019 07:16 PM (RBOtF)

Racism, straight up.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

204 Assange's Aussie lawyer is kind of MILFy.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 07:17 PM (/tuJf)

205 What's up with the 4 Republicans trying to sabotage Trump's Fed Reserve board pick,Herman Cain?
Posted by: redridinghood at April 11, 2019 07:16 PM (RBOtF)

Helps to identify who the Chamber of Commerce stooges are.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 07:17 PM (fF3XF)

206 And once again, it's shown that there is no such thing as good police work.

It's all snitches. About 80% of investigations come to a conclusion because they find someone to rat out someone else.

Sometimes they don't even know anything's going on until a snitch opens up.

If it weren't for snitches, police would be more in shape.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 07:17 PM (2R0TF)

207 really hard for me to feel anything about this, This has been going on forever. What i'm most insulted by is this much energy for This from the fbi, while national secrets were being doled out left and right by the right people.. all forgiven, and a coup still dragging us along 3 years later.

Posted by: willow at April 11, 2019 07:17 PM (r/xAU)

208 How did this oversized dork ever get to be the head of the FBI?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 07:13 PM (/tuJf)

Affirmative action President in the White House.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

209 Anybody seen my eyebrow?

Posted by: Justin Treaudeu at April 11, 2019 07:17 PM (pw+jk)

210 166 Lawyers not aquitting themselves very well this past year ...

Okay I know a nice lawyer story. This lawyer was driving along and he saw this terrible looking man on the side of the road, so he stopped and said "What's wrong?" and the man said "oh I have no money, I have nothing to eat, I've just been eating grass." and the lawyer said "Well jump in my car, I'll take you to my house and give you something to eat!" and the man said "that's awfully kind, but you know my wife's just over there and she doesn't have anything to eat either" and the lawyer said "Well bring her along, too!" and then the man said "well I hate to say this, but she's got our 3 kids with her" and the lawyer said "Bring them all! The more the merrier!!!"

and so they all piled into the car, and they drove to the lawyers home and they got out, and the lawyer smiled and pointed them to his yard and said "You are gonna love it, the grass is real nice and tall here! Hasn't been cut in weeks!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 07:18 PM (Kpl3J)

211 If this didn't involve a TV star with a wholesome image, what part of this story would we be focusing on? Chances are the corrupt college system that is so easy to manipulate would be getting at least a bit more scrutiny.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 11, 2019 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

212 The FBI didn't even know this was going on.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 07:15 PM (dDUXP)

White nationalism nor Trump was involved so there you go.

Posted by: literally serious at April 11, 2019 07:18 PM (SB5Q1)

213 Children of privilege have gained access to Ivy League schools forever. Now, Deep State has found some common people (useful idiots) who could afford to buy their children into school.

Don't watch this hand take your country from you
look at these rich commoners buying their children's school entrance.

We're going to persecute them. Don't you feel better?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2019 07:18 PM (AfYvi)

214 208 Affirmative action President in the White House.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

You never would have thought much of me in the first place, but the worst part about Obama is that he gives you a justified reason to want me deported.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 07:18 PM (pgXNG)

215 Jack, do you think there is anything with the Assange thing, but what we see on its face?

Posted by: willow at April 11, 2019 07:18 PM (r/xAU)

216 doubt that very much. Apparently the FBI was tipped
off about this by some MD they were ringing up for Medicare fraud, and
who had previously done the same thing, IIRC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 07:13 PM (YqDXo)

Doubt all you want, Jay. I don't care.

But all that happened is people somewhat more rich than you got smacked down, on behalf of people a whole lot richer than you. Rich enough to buy buildings instead of the fencing coach's house. Either way - the people at the top still buy their kids way into these schools. They just pay a whole lot more to do it. And you and I still can't buy shit.

One Law my ass. That's just the story line this entire investigation is designed to sell.

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 07:19 PM (FGqNS)

217 really hard for me to feel anything about this, This has been going on forever. What i'm most insulted by is this much energy for This from the fbi, while national secrets were being doled out left and right by the right people.. all forgiven, and a coup still dragging us along 3 years later.
Posted by: willow at April 11, 2019 07:17 PM (r/xAU)

The fact that some malefactors have skated - so far - is not a justification for lettings skate now.

Ring them ALL up, I say. And I hope AG Barr does exactly that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

218 How did this oversized dork ever get to be the head of the FBI?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 07:13 PM (/tuJf)

He suited the purposes of the people who put him there.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 11, 2019 07:19 PM (oVJmc)

219 Assange, in his interview with Hannity, repeatedly said his info on Hillary did not come from the Russians. Hannity asked him about Seth Rich and Assange didn't answer.

My husband doesn't believe Assange will live long enough to spill what he knows.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 11, 2019 07:19 PM (ptqGC)

220 Kikaru, nope, no justification there.

Posted by: willow at April 11, 2019 07:19 PM (r/xAU)

221 I bet she is sucking many many cocks right now and
probably graduating to creampies and trains in the future to get that
plea deal back and avoid jail.

Posted by: literally serious at April 11, 2019 07:16 PM (SB5Q1)

How much for the women? You little girl. I want to buy your little girl.

Posted by: Weinstein at April 11, 2019 07:19 PM (t6MX/)

222 So when can we expect the people these actresses and other richie rich's were paying to get into these prestigious schools?

When are the administrators of these oh-so elite institutions going to be required to tell us how they let this happen, huh?

I am very disappointed all we get is "Oh, look at those horrible actress moms!" yet never "Look at those so-called elite institutions - the ones with billion+ in endowments - taking huge payouts in exchange for admission!"?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 07:19 PM (W+vEI)

223 How did this oversized dork ever get to be the head of the FBI?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 07:13 PM (/tuJf)

I'm still trying to figure-out how an unaccomplished, half-term freshman senator with no resume, no history, and who's documentary past is stored next to the Arc of the Covenant - hell, a guy who takes 3+ years to produce a document I needed to show ON DEMAND to get my kids enrolled in public Kindergarten - manages to get elected, screw-up for 4-years, and then get re-elected POTUS.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 07:20 PM (fF3XF)

224 You never would have thought much of me in the first place, but the worst part about Obama is that he gives you a justified reason to want me deported.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 07:18 PM (pgXNG)

Huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

225 Posted by: willow at April 11, 2019 07:17 PM

The FBI was actually involved in the soft coup on Trump. Naturally, they're not working hard to expose it now.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2019 07:20 PM (ju9gW)

226 so, should becky be getting pretttied up or uglied up to have an easier time in the slammer?

--

I think her being prettied-up, and a celeb, to begin with made her think she was invincible with the court system.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at April 11, 2019 07:21 PM (JoUsr)

227 still not excited, now if it were strokz kid maybe

Posted by: willow at April 11, 2019 07:21 PM (r/xAU)

228 I GOT THIS! Get that Hollywood bimbo on the phone!

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at April 11, 2019 07:21 PM (LuPts)

229 Assange might just stage a daring prison escape and then found dead, the victim of an apparent mugging in a DC park at night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 07:21 PM (brgv3)

230 she should have used the tried and true method of getting admitted when you don't qualify

Posted by: Talcum X Dolezal at April 11, 2019 07:21 PM (nFwvY)

231 Lori Loughlin is probably suffering from "pretty girl" disease where live has been so easy, comfortable, and filled with presents she couldn't imagine losing. Just bat those long eyelashes and look cute and you can get away with anything!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 07:21 PM (39g3+)

232 I suspect racism or Trump Derangement syndrome, but mostly TDS

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 07:21 PM (BbGew)

233 How did this oversized dork ever get to be the head of the FBI?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 07:13 PM (/tuJf)

Comey has a long history of benefiting from clinton misdeeds. He's comey on the spot.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 11, 2019 07:22 PM (t6MX/)

234 Nood. Entrapment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 11, 2019 07:22 PM (brgv3)

235 The FBI was actually involved in the soft coup on Trump. Naturally, they're not working hard to expose it now.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2019 07:20 PM (ju9gW)

Nope - but they're sure serving up distractions as fast as possible.

Wait until everybody finds out that high-school ball players were getting funneled six figures to attend certain universities. That's the kind of shit the FBI was created to stop.

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 07:22 PM (FGqNS)

236
"Look at those so-called elite institutions - the ones with billion+ in endowments - taking huge payouts in exchange for admission!"?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 07:19 PM

but they're the victims in all this

/snark

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 11, 2019 07:22 PM (KCxzN)

237 224 You never would have thought much of me in the first place, but the worst part about Obama is that he gives you a justified reason to want me deported.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 07:18 PM

Come on Hikaru, no one thinks of you as being like Obama, don't sell us short. We visualize you as more of a Jussie Smollett.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 07:22 PM (Kpl3J)

238 not sure being the pretty girl is always all that easy. somewhere they have to get busy and earn.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 07:23 PM (MTjB1)

239 >>Jack, do you think there is anything with the Assange thing, but what we see on its face?

Yea, I do. Somebody "hacked" Hillay's emails and he ended up with them. It's not the Russians, that was always a lie made up by the Clinton cabal.

Depending on who did it this whole investigation could go in a completely different direction. First they gotta get Assange to talk. Hopefully, the prospect of a long prison term will sharpen his focus.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 07:24 PM (/tuJf)

240 Perhaps Lori can arrange to have Allison Mack as her cellmate. Question for horde speculation: which one of them would be wearing the ball gag?

Posted by: An Observation at April 11, 2019 07:24 PM (ACw1C)

241 I am very disappointed all we get is "Oh, look at those horrible actress moms!" yet never "Look at those so-called elite institutions - the ones with billion+ in endowments - taking huge payouts in exchange for admission!"?

Yeah sure seems to me the universities are skating on this

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 07:24 PM (39g3+)

242 Gonna gets me some Aunt Becky, bitch!

Posted by: Ladies in the Orange Jump Suits at April 11, 2019 07:24 PM (sy5kK)

243 224 Huh?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

He's mixed breed, I'm mixed breed.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 07:26 PM (pgXNG)

244 Occasioned upon a USA Today newspaper yesterday.
That paper spent a least two full pages going on about a ~~doctor~~ lawyer on the Ohio Kentucky border doing pills and prostitution and white slavery, etc.

He's been under investigation since ...1970.
He's not been indicted.

That's important first section news that you need to know.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2019 07:26 PM (AfYvi)

245 I think colleges might be looked at a little closer too. How do dummies that can dunk a basketball breeze through a 4 year degree?

Posted by: dartist at April 11, 2019 07:26 PM (K22Va)

246 tx, Jack, it seems to be weird timing.

Posted by: willow at April 11, 2019 07:26 PM (r/xAU)

247 You never would have thought much of me in the first place, but the worst part about Obama is that he gives you a justified reason to want me deported.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 07:18 PM

I feel like this was a genuine attempt at a cogent thought, but failed on launch.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2019 07:26 PM (ju9gW)

248 Perhaps Lori can arrange to have Allison Mack as her cellmate. Question for horde speculation: which one of them would be wearing the ball gag?

I dunno but I want visitation rights

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 07:27 PM (39g3+)

249 106---I'd prefer if we reinstituted the whipping post.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 11, 2019 07:02 PM (+bl9D)
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Yeah! And stocks!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2019 07:27 PM (Rxduq)

250
Trump should just start calling Mitt Romney a racist for voting against Mr. Cain. Call Mitt a racist day in and day out..... just like the media did in the 2012 Presidential race... and the media do to every Republican on a daily basis that doesn't denounce Trump and his policies....

Romney is absolutely worthless and should be hounded out of office. He is there only to harass Trump and his America First agenda...and do the bidding of globalists.

Trump could gain votes in the Black community by doing this also.... win/win.

So sick of these John McCain type Republican politicians that get their only media attention by attacking other Republicans. If they are too stupid to realize that the media is not your friend....throw them to the wolves. Racist!! Racist!! Mitt is RACIST!!

Burn Mitt down.

Posted by: F*ck Mitt Romney at April 11, 2019 07:28 PM (udU2n)

251 The FBI was actually involved in the soft coup on Trump. Naturally, they're not working hard to expose it now.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2019 07:20 PM (ju9gW)

Having worked in a large company, and in a startup, I've repeatedly had to point out something that should be obvious, namely, that there is no organization - there is only people, and there are as many viewpoints as there are people.

I used to have subordinates tell me that "Big Company X thinks Y," or the like. Rubbish. Some guy representing Big Company X thinks that, but he may be the only one, and he may be gone next week.

The converse also happens. If we turned down a strategic alliance with, or acquisition of, a smaller company, their guys would typically go opinion shopping throughout our company to find a champion. Which is why I always designated ONE person to be the contact with them, and did not let anyone else from talking with them.

So there is no "FBI." There are people in the FBI, some of whom are obviously corrupt and partisan, but almost certainly there are others who are not. It's a mistake to think that any organization is monolithic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 07:28 PM (YqDXo)

252 He's mixed breed, I'm mixed breed.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 07:26 PM

Would you like a cookie for that accomplishment?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 11, 2019 07:28 PM (ju9gW)

253 245 I think colleges might be looked at a little closer too. How do dummies that can dunk a basketball breeze through a 4 year degree?
Posted by: dartist at April 11, 2019 07:26 PM (K22Va)

Exactly the point. This is a good place to start unwinding that crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 07:29 PM (YqDXo)

254 First they gotta get Assange to talk. Hopefully, the prospect of a long prison term will sharpen his focus.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 07:24 PM (/tuJf)

Speculating that people have been talking to him and that those in the *know* already have an idea where this is going.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVHAQX5sSaU

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2019 07:29 PM (AfYvi)

255 Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 07:24 PM (/tuJf)

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I'm confused... I thought WikiLeaks got HilDawg's emails as a result of the investigation, and they got the DNC/Podesta ones clandestinely.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 07:30 PM (5aX2M)

256 How do dummies that can dunk a basketball breeze through a 4 year degree?
Posted by: dartist at April 11, 2019 07:26 PM (K22Va)

Have you looked at the profitability of a Division I, Power Five Conference basketball program ?

The Return on Investment for 14 scholarships, a coaching staff, and overhead is friggin' staggering. As long as that kid can dunk a basketball - that college will move heaven and earth to keep him dunking that ball.

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 07:31 PM (FGqNS)

257 yeah - it's even more shitty of him to have let the story get around like he did. It's kind of a "you better be nice to me!" story.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 07:09 PM

More like you better listen to sound advice.

It's one of those crimes where there are no good defenses.

The elements of the crime are 1) had sex; 2) when she was below the age of consent.

"I didn't know she was 15" is usually not allowed as a defense.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 11, 2019 07:31 PM (zCabI)

258 He's mixed breed, I'm mixed breed.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 07:26 PM (pgXNG)

So what? Most Americans - including me - are mutts. That wasn't the point.

Obama had just about the thinnest resume conceivable, and he declared his candidacy for President about ten minutes after showing up in the Senate. Why was he taken seriously? He was a "historic" candidate. That's why.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 07:32 PM (YqDXo)

259 I was really busy at work today. Our color copier was down all day yesterday and I was scrambling to catch up.

I forgot all about the Beresheet lunar lander. I saw the link in the sidebar and clicked it just in time to hear the announcement that the landing had failed. Oh, well. It did pretty good considering it was a small spacecraft on a shoestring budget compared to previous lunar landers.

Look at the Ranger probes back in the early 1960s. They were designed to photograph the moon before crashing into it. The technology for soft landings hadn't been fully developed at that time.

But the first six missions failed for a variety of reasons. The second stage failed to relight, the spacecraft went off course and missed the moon entirely, communications with the spacecraft were lost in midflight, and in one case it flew perfectly but the cameras failed to turn on.

It wasn't until Ranger 7 that we had a success. America couldn't even properly crash a probe into the moon back then.

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2019 07:32 PM (sdi6R)

260 Lori Loughlin is probably suffering from "pretty girl" disease where live has been so easy, comfortable, and filled with presents she couldn't imagine losing. Just bat those long eyelashes and look cute and you can get away with anything!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 07:21 PM (39g3+)

Yep. I also heard, from a friend who knows them somewhat, rumors that they couldn't go the direct donation route because either Caruso or the removed USC president hates the husband .

Posted by: LASue at April 11, 2019 07:34 PM (XROPS)

261 Obama had just about the thinnest resume conceivable, and he declared his candidacy for President about ten minutes after showing up in the Senate. Why was he taken seriously? He was a "historic" candidate. That's why.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Very sharp creases in his trousers -
David Brooks

A clean, articulate Negro -
Joe Biden

And many, many more!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 11, 2019 07:35 PM (S6Pax)

262 Yep. I also heard, from a friend who knows them
somewhat, rumors that they couldn't go the direct donation route because
either Caruso or the removed USC president hates the husband.
Posted by: LASue at April 11, 2019 07:34 PM (XROPS)

Oh ... well, that changes everything. If the Laughlins ain't the "right kind of people", best we put the stops to that shit right now.

Posted by: D R A at April 11, 2019 07:36 PM (FGqNS)

263 Anybody seen my eyebrow?

I think it landed on Nadler.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 11, 2019 07:41 PM (dUJdY)

264 249 106---I'd prefer if we reinstituted the whipping post.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 11, 2019 07:02 PM (+bl9D)
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Yeah! And stocks!

and bonds!

Posted by: Anachronda at April 11, 2019 07:41 PM (sGtp+)

265 She serves no useful purpose to the Left. Therefore, she will be going to prison.

If this had been Alyssa Milano or Chelsea Handler or any of the harpies on The View, the Left would be out in full force defending her.

Laughlin will serve as a useful reminder to other celebrities that if they don't get in the game and actively promote Leftism, they can expect no help.

Send undernoods!

Posted by: Warmongerel at April 11, 2019 07:42 PM (ppq4S)

266 Tell you what, honey. Rich bitches go to jail, too.

Posted by: Zombie Leona Helmsley at April 11, 2019 07:44 PM (Ga2Fi)

267 He's mixed breed, I'm mixed breed.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 07:26 PM (pgXNG)

There are others posters here who are of mixed race. Who here cares? I don't. It's your politics that matter-not whatever race you are. You're nothing politically like Barack Obama.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 11, 2019 07:44 PM (FSPNP)

268 I am wondering if she refuses to admit guilt because it will implicate her daughters.

Posted by: Jeanie Summers at April 11, 2019 07:46 PM (OzM5v)

269 I hear Michael Avenatti might be available.

Posted by: gobagoo at April 11, 2019 07:48 PM (2Ia/C)

270
The FBI ran out of mattress-tag rippers, I guess.

Posted by: mikeyG - Nationalist White at April 11, 2019 08:00 PM (LL1Be)

271 131 and the guy blew up and cussed out his lawyer and said it was a horrible stupid deal and he would never plead guilty and his lawyer was a dumbshit who was stealing his money. So the lawyer stayed calm and just said "ok" - and then did the absolute bare minimum possible while his buddy, the DA, tagged the guy with 15 years in the State Pen. He's still there today.

don't piss off your lawyer but then keep him on the job.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 06:58 PM (Kpl3J)

Saw your post earlier today. I think that's pretty shitty of the lawyer.

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Age of consent must be enforced. Two years probation is reasonable. He must be a very good boy for two years. I will go along with it.

He showed himself to be a guy who would go around ruining young women's lives. Put him AWAY! Hooray!

Posted by: Wit's End at April 11, 2019 08:09 PM (ROYpB)

272 I trust Loughlan's "faith" will get her through a prison sentence.

Posted by: Psycho Chicken at April 11, 2019 11:58 PM (JyQtD)

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