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Former Obama White House Counsel (And Clinton's Impeachment Defense Lawyer) Greg Craig Indicted for Lying About His Work as an Unregistered Foreign Agent for the Ukraine

He was indicted for withholding material facts and misleading regulators about whether he should have registered as a foreign agent under FARA [Foreign Agents Registration Act] for his work for Manafort's client in Ukraine.

Former Obama White House counsel Greg Craig was charged with making false statements on Thursday in connection with the failures by his former law firm to report its work for powerful clients in Ukraine.

FARA is one of the most violated, and yet least enforced, laws among the DC set.

But the feds started a new precedent in going like gangbusters after Manafort.

How can they now roll over for Greg Craig, who was servicing the same PRO-RUSSIAN client as Manafort?


Federal prosecutors have charged President Obama's former White House counsel with making false statements in connection with his role in disseminating a report commissioned by Paul Manafort.

Prosecutors allege that as an attorney in private practice, Greg Craig lied to officials at the Foreign Agents Registration Act unit after the Justice Department launched an investigation into Paul Manafort's illegal lobbying on behalf of his pro-Russian clients in Ukraine.

Mueller referred Craig to federal prosecutors, presumably because, while he discovered evidence of a crime, it wasn't a crime he was commissioned to investigate.

He also referred longtime Friend of the Clintons Tony Podesta for the same failure to register as a foreign agent.

Since the spring, Mueller has referred matters to SDNY involving longtime Democratic lobbyist Tony Podesta and his work for his former firm, the Podesta Group, and former Minnesota Republican Rep. Vin Weber and his work for Mercury Public Affairs, the sources said.

Oh, right -- and GOPe Grifter Vin Weber.

Put 'em all in jail.

If lying about FARA and not reporting under FARA are now crimes we're taking seriously, then they are serious crimes for everybody, not just conservatives and not just Trump associates.

So -- enjoy your new lives, Permanent DC Swamp-Creatures! Half of you are now under the threat of prosecution!

Better make your FARA registrations retroactively and right quick! And then hope that no one charges you for the years you worked for foreign governments without making the required registrations!

Update: Good point from Larry O'Connor -- The media freaked that Paul Manafort, who never worked in the White House, was an unregistered Ukraine agent.

Well, so was Greg Craig -- and Greg Craig worked in the White House as Obama's White House Counsel. He was Obama's taxpayer-paid top lawyer.

Exit Question: Do you think the media will give this as much play?

Exit Answer: No, you don't think that. In fact, you think the precise opposite.

Indictment: Read it here.

It gets good at Paragraph 7. Long story short: Greg Craig knew damn well he had to register under FARA but scrambled for ways to avoid doing so "with a straight face" so that he and others at his law firm wouldn't be barred from serving in the federal government in the future.

And he lied about it.

Another question: Why didn't Mueller himself prosecute? He prosecuted Manafort. If he's investigating "RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE," and counts Manafort's failure to register as under that general rubric, why is Greg Craig's exactly-similar crime not also under that rubric?

Did the leftwing Democrats on his staff make some argument on Craig's behalf? Did they just not wanna prosecute Democrats?


via Deep State is in Deep Shit.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:02 PM




Comments

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1 So . . .early a.m. raid with SWAT team and CNN filming it?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 03:04 PM (W+vEI)

2 1st?

Posted by: davo at April 11, 2019 03:04 PM (sMLEE)

3 First?

Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at April 11, 2019 03:04 PM (P1AAi)

4 rats

Posted by: davo at April 11, 2019 03:04 PM (sMLEE)

5 >>Since the spring, Mueller has referred matters to SDNY involving longtime Democratic lobbyist Tony Podesta and his work for his former firm, the Podesta Group,



Lock him up.


And burn his "art" collection.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 03:05 PM (W+vEI)

6 Fuck you Lizzy.

Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at April 11, 2019 03:06 PM (P1AAi)

7 The worm turns...

Posted by: IanDeal at April 11, 2019 03:06 PM (vgGyZ)

8 Those shape-shifting Joos are about to land on the Moon. They are doing this so they can better calibrate their weather-modification machines.

Gaza would be able to do this too, if not for Israeli oppression.

Posted by: Rep. Omar at April 11, 2019 03:06 PM (I2/tG)

9 /starts to sing...

Jew Moon
You left me standing alone
With a big dream in my heart
about a land of my ownnnnn

Posted by: Don Q at April 11, 2019 03:06 PM (NgKpN)

10 These new rules - enforcing laws about FARA registration on Manafort - they will not like these new rules.

Commence draining the swamp!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 03:06 PM (W+vEI)

11 Is Vin Weber some Repuke I should remember for something other than having a strangely alliterative name?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 11, 2019 03:07 PM (y7DUB)

12 Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 11, 2019 03:07 PM (JUOKG)

13 Live feed of Israeli moon landing:

http://tinyurl.com/y4r5ne44

Posted by: Rep. Omar at April 11, 2019 03:07 PM (I2/tG)

14 Okay some lefty finally getting the business. Some old worn out hack.

Bring me bold print names on an indictment.

Posted by: blaster at April 11, 2019 03:08 PM (VyOxI)

15 hi guys

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:08 PM (GBteo)

16 Lizzy, I apologize, how about a back rub?

Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden at April 11, 2019 03:08 PM (P1AAi)

17 >>If lying about FARA and not reporting under FARA are now crimes we're taking seriously, then they are serious crimes for everybody, not just conservatives and not just Trump associates.



Also, maybe they can enforce the Logan Act on John Kerry consulting with Iran and the Palestinians to ignore Trump after using the Logan Act against Flynn?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 03:08 PM (W+vEI)

18 So . . .early a.m. raid with SWAT team and CNN filming it?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 03:04 PM (W+vEI)

Say.....4ish?

Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2019 03:08 PM (ykq7q)

19 Jew Moon
You left me standing alone
With a big dream in my heart
about a land of my ownnnnn
Posted by: Don Q at April 11, 2019 03:06 PM (NgKpN)

Hah. Great minds. I was just thinking about 'Jewlight Serenade' and 'Jewlight Sonata.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2019 03:09 PM (ycWCI)

20 Well, this certainly looks like a smidgen to me.

Posted by: Eromero at April 11, 2019 03:09 PM (qBNEP)

21 1 So . . .early a.m. raid with SWAT team and CNN filming it?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 03:04 PM (W+vEI)
-----------------------

...while congress is in session...

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 03:09 PM (qC1Sy)

22 Lock 'em all up!

Put 'em in with Creepy Porn Lawyer for extra punishment!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 11, 2019 03:09 PM (so+oy)

23 https://www.space.com/
17933-nasa-television-
webcasts-live-space-tv.html

Landing maneuvers have begun.

Posted by: .~ at April 11, 2019 03:09 PM (6X9zF)

24 "'I see no criminal intent here and no reasonable prosecutor ..." -- St. James Comey, Superstar, Son of God, and Savior of Trans-kind

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 11, 2019 03:09 PM (pkdUO)

25 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 11, 2019 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

26 Queek, Natasha. Sign us up...

Posted by: Boris Badenov at April 11, 2019 03:09 PM (mnAmV)

27 Is this a spark? Will there be smoke? Are we starting to burn this fucker down?

Posted by: Sponge at April 11, 2019 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

28 I do enjoy Ace beating on HotAir.

Sigh.

I remember when they were a good place to visit and not a retard petting zoo

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:10 PM (bcbK8)

29 >>Lizzy, I apologize, how about a back rub?
Posted by: Gropin' Joe Biden


Keep a distance of at least 10ft, bucko!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 03:10 PM (W+vEI)

30 John Podesta, White Courtesy Phone
...

John Podesta - Please Pick Up the White Courtesy Phone.

Posted by: FBI SWAT TEAM at April 11, 2019 03:10 PM (uwOBA)

31 Vin Webber is a man after my own heart.

Posted by: Jeff Flake at April 11, 2019 03:10 PM (hjaPQ)

32 So how are these lawyers so stupid that they don't know NOT TO TALK TO THE FEDS?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:10 PM (GBteo)

33 Landing maneuvers have begun.

Posted by: .~ at April 11, 2019 03:09 PM (6X9zF)
28,000m from teh surface

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:10 PM (ufFY8)

34 Imagine a the grifters we can jail with FARA.

Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 03:10 PM (oTYTN)

35 https://twitter.com/45_schedule

President Trump announces he will be in Normandy, France for the 75th anniversary of D-Day, June 6.

yay

Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:10 PM (ZfNws)

36 In Russia, FARA registers you.

Posted by: Roy at April 11, 2019 03:11 PM (mnAmV)

37 I hear The Jews plan on building settlements then annexing the moon.

#TooShifty

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 11, 2019 03:11 PM (P1AAi)

38 Ha!

In before Purge Night Announcement.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:11 PM (bcbK8)

39 Former Obama White House Counsel (And Clinton's Impeachment Defense Lawyer) Greg Craig Indicted for Lying About His Work as an Unregistered Foreign Agent for the Ukraine

[ ... ]

How can they now roll over for Greg Craig, who was servicing the same PRO-RUSSIAN client as Manafort?


Riding bareback for Ukraine.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 11, 2019 03:11 PM (G0q15)

40 Damn it, I was too slow.

And it was about Normandy.

Still nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:11 PM (bcbK8)

41 Now indict the Pervy Podesta pederast bros.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 11, 2019 03:11 PM (pw+jk)

42 The Jews are gonna claim the whole moon is theirs and start opening up delis and shit!

On a positive note, since they can control the weather, it will soon be a green oasis in space!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 11, 2019 03:11 PM (so+oy)

43 I remember when they were a good place to visit and not a retard petting zoo
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:10 PM (bcbK


2011?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 11, 2019 03:11 PM (KUaJL)

44 It is only because of American oppression and violence against Muslims that Somalia does not have a space program.

Posted by: Rep. Omar at April 11, 2019 03:12 PM (I2/tG)

45 Hope and Change Baby!....Hope and Change!

A simple slogan for simpletons.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 11, 2019 03:12 PM (Z+IKu)

46 28 I do enjoy Ace beating on HotAir.

Sigh.

I remember when they were a good place to visit and not a retard petting zoo
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:10 PM (bcbK

Michelle Malkin doesn't like babysitting her spawn forever. There's more money to be made.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 03:12 PM (UnA8+)

47 37 I hear The Jews plan on building settlements then annexing the moon.

#TooShifty
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 11, 2019 03:11 PM (P1AAi)

The Moon shape-shifts and even disappears each month.

Posted by: Roy at April 11, 2019 03:12 PM (mnAmV)

48 17 >>If lying about FARA and not reporting under FARA are now crimes we're taking seriously, then they are serious crimes for everybody, not just conservatives and not just Trump associates.



Also, maybe they can enforce the Logan Act on John Kerry consulting with Iran and the Palestinians to ignore Trump after using the Logan Act against Flynn?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 03:08 PM (W+vEI)

===========

I'll be happy to see it used against Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 03:12 PM (ANN96)

49 It is only because of American oppression and violence against Muslims that Somalia does not have a space program.

Posted by: Rep. Omar at April 11, 2019 03:12 PM (I2/tG)



And Jooz.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 11, 2019 03:12 PM (oVJmc)

50 "Hey, we're here to ask you a few questions about your involvement with Ukraine."
"Uh-oh! I'm going to exercise my right to stay silent."

It's that easy. Come on you idiots. When you lie, you set yourself up for a process crime.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:13 PM (GBteo)

51 I used to like Vin Webber, but now he makes me want to puke. But then, now everything makes me want to puke.

Posted by: John Boner at April 11, 2019 03:13 PM (hjaPQ)

52 Update: Good point from Larry O'Connor -- The media freaked that Paul Manafort, who never worked in the White House, was an unregistered Ukraine agent.

Well, so was Greg Craig -- and Greg Craig worked in the White House as Obama's White House Counsel. He was Obama's taxpayer-paid top lawyer.

Exit Question: Do you think the media will give this as much play?

Exit Answer: No, you don't think that. In fact, you think the precise opposite.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2019 03:13 PM (PbpT7)

53 And there are now many swamp creatures in DC cursing the names of Mueller, Clinton, and the rest for not being able to let go and thus ruining a perfectly good thing that was going.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 11, 2019 03:14 PM (hLRSq)

54 And Jooz.

Of course - American Jooz obviously have dual loyalties, but don't you dare accuse me of being un-American.

Any criticism of me endangers my life, you see.

Posted by: Rep. Omar at April 11, 2019 03:14 PM (I2/tG)

55 50 "Hey, we're here to ask you a few questions about your involvement with Ukraine."
"Uh-oh! I'm going to exercise my right to stay silent."

It's that easy. Come on you idiots. When you lie, you set yourself up for a process crime.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:13 PM (GBteo)

===========

Never talk to the police.

I keep watching movies where people talk to the police, and I shake my head.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 03:14 PM (ANN96)

56
Odds on this asshole getting confined in Solitary confinement while waiting for trial like Manafort did??


Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 03:14 PM (8XRCm)

57 I do enjoy Ace beating on HotAir.

Sigh.

I remember when they were a good place to visit and not a retard petting zoo
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:10 PM (bcbK


Me too; then I found one of their vaunted open registration windows, got in before it slammed shut and it instantly turned to shit where trolls were treated with greater respect than the GOPe does illegal aliens. I said fuck it and came here after I noticed how afraid some of the twats were of the Horde

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 11, 2019 03:14 PM (y7DUB)

58 >>I'll be happy to see it used against Jimmy Carter.

Heck, remember for a while Obama was shadowing Trump's state visits?

What do you bet he was meeting with these leaders and telling them "between you and me, this guy is not long for the presidency - why don't you hold back on taking any action, making agreements 'till we get our DC house in order, k?"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 03:15 PM (W+vEI)

59 Can you imagine how many lobbyists in DC are freaking out right now? If you listen carefully you can hear the sound of thousand of puckering bung holes.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 03:15 PM (/tuJf)

60 Which Federal Capo said: "Show me the man, and I'll show you the crime?"

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 11, 2019 03:15 PM (ty7RM)

61 54 And Jooz.

Of course - American Jooz obviously have dual loyalties, but don't you dare accuse me of being un-American.

Any criticism of me endangers my life, you see.
Posted by: Rep. Omar at April 11, 2019 03:14 PM (I2/tG)

==========

"Hail CAIR."
-Omar

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 03:15 PM (ANN96)

62 Exit Question: Do you think the media will give this as much play?

Oh, they'll cover it.

With a pillow.

Until it stops kicking.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 03:15 PM (fF3XF)

63 From the sidebar: Sure, AP is worthless except for a laugh. It's sometimes fun to see how he'll work in the OrangeManBad sentence into every post.

But Sexton is solid. Morrissey is good on pro-life issues, though otherwise wimpy..

That's about it.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 11, 2019 03:15 PM (VaN/j)

64 https://twitter.com/45_schedule

When asked about the Mueller Report: "You're just lucky I happen to be the president. Because a lot of other presidents who would have reacted much differently than I reacted. You're very lucky I was the president during this scam."

heh

Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:15 PM (ZfNws)

65 Vig Wexer shog bogahh thimpk.

Posted by: Thad Cochran at April 11, 2019 03:16 PM (hjaPQ)

66 Is it any coincidence that Jews landed on the Moon and Podesta is being indicted? THINK SHEEPLE!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 11, 2019 03:16 PM (RD7QR)

67 58 >>I'll be happy to see it used against Jimmy Carter.

Heck, remember for a while Obama was shadowing Trump's state visits?

What do you bet he was meeting with these leaders and telling them "between you and me, this guy is not long for the presidency - why don't you hold back on taking any action, making agreements 'till we get our DC house in order, k?"
Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 03:15 PM (W+vEI)

==========

"I told my people to invent evidence and spy on Trump in violation of my oath of office to preserve and defend the Constitution."
-Obama on a tape somewhere, probably.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 03:16 PM (ANN96)

68 All I can say is F Tiger, go Phil!!

Posted by: Timon at April 11, 2019 03:16 PM (dKm4U)

69 What do you bet he was meeting with these leaders and telling them "between you and me, this guy is not long for the presidency - why don't you hold back on taking any action, making agreements 'till we get our DC house in order, k?"
Posted by: Lizzy at A


What do you bet he was meeting with these leaders and telling them

1. "between you and me, this guy is not long for the presidency -

2. why don't you hold back on taking any action, making agreements 'till we get our DC house in order, k?"

3. do yo know where I could get some dick to suck?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 03:16 PM (MTjB1)

70 If Tony Podesta is in fear of indictment, he might murder and dispose of the child slaves in his basement. Please, think of the children.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at April 11, 2019 03:16 PM (G/662)

71 >> Can you imagine how many lobbyists in DC are freaking out right now? If you listen carefully you can hear the sound of thousand of puckering bung holes.


Gotta give Tony Podesta credit for reading the tea leaves and closing up shop a long time ago.
Where's he hiding?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 03:16 PM (W+vEI)

72 Sexton is great and the only one I will happily link.

Ed Morrissey is a waste of space.

AllahPundit is a deranged liberal who now proudly refers to "the conservatives" and "The republicans," declaring he's not among them. Which at least is honest, in a passive-aggressive, womanly way.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2019 03:17 PM (PbpT7)

73 71
Gotta give Tony Podesta credit for reading the tea leaves and closing up shop a long time ago.
Where's he hiding?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 03:16 PM (W+vEI)

In the Sex Dungeon underneath Comet Pizza.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 03:17 PM (UnA8+)

74 66 Is it any coincidence that Jews landed on the Moon and Podesta is being indicted? THINK SHEEPLE!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 11, 2019 03:16 PM (RD7QR)

They went there to beam down the evidence left by Sessions.

Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 03:17 PM (oTYTN)

75 17,000m from the surface

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:17 PM (ufFY8)

76 Michelle Malkin doesn't like babysitting her spawn forever. There's more money to be made.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 03:12 PM (UnA8+)


Malkin flips sites like a real estate agent on meth. I'm sure there's a good payoff.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 11, 2019 03:17 PM (y7DUB)

77 >>Gotta give Tony Podesta credit for reading the tea leaves and closing up shop a long time ago.
Where's he hiding?

Don't know but I bet the DOJ does.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 03:18 PM (/tuJf)

78 Never talk to the police.

I keep watching movies where people talk to the police, and I shake my head.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 03:14 PM (ANN96)

It's like reading a criminal law case book.

"The officers then asked the suspect if they could ask him a few questions. He acknowledged and waived his Miranda rights. The suspect then said, 'yeah, but she had it coming to her!'"

Like, dude -- NO. Just don't talk.

Or my favorite were always the drug cases.

"The defendant acceded to a request to search his vehicle. The police officer found 2 kilos of suspected cocaine in the trunk."
If you know you have drugs in your car, why would you EVER consent to a search?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:18 PM (GBteo)

79 57 I do enjoy Ace beating on HotAir.

Sigh.

I remember when they were a good place to visit and not a retard petting zoo
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:10 PM (bcbK

Me too; then I found one of their vaunted open registration windows, got in before it slammed shut and it instantly turned to shit where trolls were treated with greater respect than the GOPe does illegal aliens. I said fuck it and came here after I noticed how afraid some of the twats were of the Horde
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 11, 2019 03:14 PM (y7DUB)

That's because some of the Trolls were the guys running the site

This place is better.

Though I miss J. E. Dyer. We're probably to scruffy for her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK8)

80 Where's he hiding?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 03:16 PM (W+vEI)

-----

Basement of a pizzeria. Babysitting.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 03:18 PM (8XRCm)

81 >>Sexton is great and the only one I will happily link.



His hair is worth the link, alone.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:18 PM (uwOBA)

82 *too scruffy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK8)

83 Teh Jooz are going to the moon because they know climate change is going to make the Earth inhospitable for human life in exactly 3 years, 9 months, and 28 days.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 11, 2019 03:18 PM (KUaJL)

84 Exit Question: Do you think the media will give this as much play?

They will if the Golden Scalp Weasel tweets about it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 11, 2019 03:18 PM (hLRSq)

85 72 AllahPundit is a deranged liberal who now proudly refers to "the conservatives" and "The republicans," declaring he's not among them. Which at least is honest, in a passive-aggressive, womanly way.
Posted by: ace at April 11, 2019 03:17 PM (PbpT7)

And yet, he's [presumably] too cowardly to even get the hormone shots, let alone chop his wang off.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 03:18 PM (UnA8+)

86 OK, assuming this story is covered at all, who will be the first to show how this is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from Manafort. And what will that line be.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 11, 2019 03:18 PM (VaN/j)

87 72 Sexton is great and the only one I will happily link.

Ed Morrissey is a waste of space.

AllahPundit is a deranged liberal who now proudly refers to "the conservatives" and "The republicans," declaring he's not among them. Which at least is honest, in a passive-aggressive, womanly way.
Posted by: ace at April 11, 2019 03:17 PM (PbpT7)

==========

I like it when Ed tells us that Francis blithely undermining millennia of church doctrine isn't actually Francis undermining millennia of church doctrine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 03:19 PM (ANN96)

88 SO, INTERESTING THAT MEULLER has REFERED SOME DEMS FOR PROSOCUTION.

damnit, caps lock error. and I'm too lazy to retype.

I'm not slightly confused on exactly HOW bad he was. still slimy and a hack I think, but maybe not all bad?

to much 6-D chess to make him a good guy.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 11, 2019 03:19 PM (8D42x)

89 The Jew-craft is now 16,000 meters above the Moon.

Posted by: Rep. Omar at April 11, 2019 03:19 PM (I2/tG)

90 So -- enjoy your new lives, Permanent DC Swamp-Creatures! Half of you are now under the threat of prosecution!

Better make your FARA ...

-----------

har har

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 11, 2019 03:19 PM (9AcAx)

91 "'I see no criminal intent here and no reasonable
prosecutor ..." -- St. James Comey, Superstar, Son of God, and Savior of
Trans-kind


Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 11, 2019 03:09 PM

Question....since Hillary was only "investigated" and never actually tried, couldn't the case be re-opened and submitted to a prosecutor? The 5th Ammendment only covers being re-tried for the same crime. Since she never was tried, the door should be wide open.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at April 11, 2019 03:19 PM (al2Cf)

92 Nice! An Israeli moon selfie, with help from JPL.....lol


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:19 PM (ufFY8)

93 Never talk to the police.

I keep watching movies where people talk to the police, and I shake my head.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 03:14 PM (ANN96

Uhhm. Just another question.

Posted by: Columbo at April 11, 2019 03:19 PM (mnAmV)

94 Wait. You are talking about Jon Sexton.

I am thinking Buck Sexton.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:19 PM (uwOBA)

95 80 Basement of a pizzeria. Babysitting.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 03:18 PM (8XRCm)

See 73.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 03:19 PM (UnA8+)

96 The moon was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 11, 2019 03:19 PM (gC2IV)

97 That's because some of the Trolls were the guys running the site


Not a joke. AP loved pissing off the regulars.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 11, 2019 03:19 PM (oVJmc)

98 64 https://twitter.com/45_schedule

When asked about the Mueller Report: "You're just lucky I happen to be the president. Because a lot of other presidents who would have reacted much differently than I reacted. You're very lucky I was the president during this scam."

heh
Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:15 PM (ZfNws)
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Are you thinking of Barack the Knife, perhaps?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 11, 2019 03:20 PM (VaN/j)

99 Exit Question: Do you think the media will give this as much play?

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the old, cuck ways require the GOP to get DNC approval to carry our the law. not so much anymore

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 11, 2019 03:20 PM (9AcAx)

100
OK, assuming this story is covered at all, who will be the first to show how this is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from Manafort. And what will that line be.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 11, 2019 03:18 PM (VaN/j)

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Because Trumptards are all icky and shit and LITERALLY HITLER!!!

~Braindead pundits everywhere

Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 03:20 PM (8XRCm)

101 86 OK, assuming this story is covered at all, who will be the first to show how this is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from Manafort. And what will that line be.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 11, 2019 03:18 PM (VaN/j)

Eh, maybe not. Treasony acts are treasony. Pretty much all around bad.

Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:20 PM (ZfNws)

102 >>>I like it when Ed tells us that Francis blithely undermining millennia of church doctrine isn't actually Francis undermining millennia of church doctrine.

a friend did this brief parody of Morrissey. It went something like:

"Well, *this* is interesting. On one hand, this guy says he's guilty, but on the other hand, this guy says he's innocent. Who is right? As with everything, time will tell."

Except he did the parody better -- it was more boring than my version.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2019 03:20 PM (PbpT7)

103 >>I am thinking Buck Sexton.
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:19 PM (uwOBA)

Not Anne Sexton?

Posted by: Helen Vendler at April 11, 2019 03:20 PM (qEujL)

104 87 I like it when Ed tells us that Francis blithely undermining millennia of church doctrine isn't actually Francis undermining millennia of church doctrine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 03:19 PM (ANN96)

Wonder what Special Ed thought of Benedict rising from the ashes to speak.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 03:20 PM (UnA8+)

105 Just wait...as soon as they set down the lander, the Jews that are already there will tell them they have to go back and get a tie.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:21 PM (uwOBA)

106 Question....since Hillary was only "investigated" and never actually tried, couldn't the case be re-opened and submitted to a prosecutor? The 5th Ammendment only covers being re-tried for the same crime. Since she never was tried, the door should be wide open.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at April 11, 2019 03:19 PM (al2Cf)

...Assuming the statute of limitations hasn't run, sure.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:21 PM (GBteo)

107 you know what would make things just perfect?

israeli moon lander takes a pic of some little muhammed doll holding an israeli flag and smiling.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 03:21 PM (MTjB1)

108 Or my favorite were always the drug cases.

"The defendant acceded to a request to search his vehicle. The police officer found 2 kilos of suspected cocaine in the trunk."
If you know you have drugs in your car, why would you EVER consent to a search?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:18 PM (GBteo)

Don't you not have a reasonable right to privacy in your car? If you consent, they'll do the search and maybe you'll get lucky and they won't find it. If you don't consent, they'll hold you up until they bring in the drug sniffing dogs and do a much more thorough search and find it anyway.

Or at least that's how I assumed how it'd go. Not a lawyer or anything.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 11, 2019 03:21 PM (KUaJL)

109 80 Basement of a pizzeria. Babysitting.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 03:18 PM (8XRCm)

See 73.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 03:19 PM (UnA8+)

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fistbump

Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 03:21 PM (8XRCm)

110 >>>94 Wait. You are talking about Jon Sexton.

I am thinking Buck Sexton.
Posted by: garrett

john sexton has good hair too.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2019 03:21 PM (PbpT7)

111
http://tinyurl.com/y5jr6uvr
Candace Owens launches on AOC the Faux puertorriqueña

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2019 03:21 PM (DJFLF)

112 Can you imagine how many lobbyists in DC are freaking out right now? If you listen carefully you can hear the sound of thousand of puckering bung holes.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 03:15 PM (/tuJf)

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Knowing what I know about them, I'll bet Skadden Arps has an office environment somewhere between "funerary service" and "critical reactor incident."

I mean, they were on Team Yanukovych, so likely not directly tied to this, but they have to be concerned that their near certainly perjured testimony to Congress will come to light in this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 03:21 PM (AzW6q)

113 >>a friend did this brief parody of Morrissey.


He called it 'Hand in Glove'?

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:21 PM (uwOBA)

114 https://cnn.it/2D3LAJF
*******
Gregg Craig Indictment 22 Pages

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 03:21 PM (BqBId)

115 So how are these lawyers so stupid that they don't know NOT TO TALK TO THE FEDS?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:10 PM (GBteo)

Nike: So, Mr Avenatti Would you say again exactly what it is you want us to do. Just talk right into this microphone.

Posted by: davo at April 11, 2019 03:21 PM (sMLEE)

116 And the list grows longer on how Trump has been treated differently than Obama.

All waiting for the next (not too soon hopefully) Democrat President who I would hope will get his/her underwear examined like a 3 yo does by his mom and any discrepancies of treatment in their coverage is noted and screamed to the high heavens by the then becoming dominant Conservative media.

We must hold them to account for the rule changes they've made and hold them good and hard.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 03:22 PM (2R0TF)

117 Who knew that the Joos had any scientific or technical expertise?

Certainly not me.

Posted by: Rep. Omar at April 11, 2019 03:22 PM (I2/tG)

118 What really ought to a send a chill down liberals spines is that this was a Mueller criminal referral. I gotta believe it's starting to dawn on some of the less dense members of that tribe that Mueller wasn't just looking at what they though he was looking at.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 03:22 PM (/tuJf)

119 Looks like it is dropping fast.....


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:22 PM (ufFY8)

120 indicting Greg Craig would be racism! and sexism!
-- supeh smaht attornette Kimmm Foxxx

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 11, 2019 03:22 PM (dm05u)

121 Michelle Malkin doesn't like babysitting her spawn forever.

All joking aside, I remember that a relative of hers went missing. Was this person found (safe, I hope)?

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 03:22 PM (e1q4h)

122 Greg who?

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at April 11, 2019 03:23 PM (hjaPQ)

123 115 So how are these lawyers so stupid that they don't know NOT TO TALK TO THE FEDS?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:10 PM (GBteo)


Hubris. Catch me if you can.

Posted by: Gary Hart at April 11, 2019 03:23 PM (mnAmV)

124
American Jooz obviously have dual loyalties

Some are loyal to the Moon!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2019 03:23 PM (aKsyK)

125 Don't you not have a reasonable right to privacy in your car? If you consent, they'll do the search and maybe you'll get lucky and they won't find it. If you don't consent, they'll hold you up until they bring in the drug sniffing dogs and do a much more thorough search and find it anyway.

Or at least that's how I assumed how it'd go. Not a lawyer or anything.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 11, 2019 03:21 PM (KUaJL)

They'd need a warrant.

Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 03:23 PM (oTYTN)

126 >>In the Sex Dungeon underneath Comet Pizza.


Gotta admit, the funniest part of the 4chan deep dive on the Podestas/pizzagate was the police artist's drawing of two suspects seen near the place where that British child Madeleine McCann disappeared in Spain. Yes, it's confirmation bias - once you've seen the Podestas you naturally see them in that drawing, but still, that is Babylon Bee type stuff right there.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 03:23 PM (W+vEI)

127 moon Israel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMdUcchBYRA

Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:23 PM (ZfNws)

128 103 >>I am thinking Buck Sexton.
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:19 PM (uwOBA)

Not Anne Sexton?
Posted by: Helen Vendler at April 11, 2019 03:20 PM (qEujL)

What's all this sex talk?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK8)

129 Doubt you will hear anything about Clintonestas getting arrested, the Democrat media news organizations won't touch it with a 10' pole.

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 03:23 PM (BbGew)

130 Uh oh...main engine problem....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:23 PM (ufFY8)

131 First the Golan Heights, and now the Moon.

Can no one stop them?

Posted by: Rep. Omar at April 11, 2019 03:23 PM (I2/tG)

132 All joking aside, I remember that a relative of hers went missing. Was this person found (safe, I hope)?
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 03:22 PM (e1q4h)
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I do not believe so.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 03:23 PM (qC1Sy)

133 mission control is reporting problems with the main engine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMdUcchBYRA

Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:24 PM (ZfNws)

134 Mark you can still get JE Dyer's stuff (and she's good) at her site, or on her twatters feed, I think. Haven't checked in a while.


I noted this way back. Unless things have changed, registering for FARA was simple. A form you picked up at a bldg. near Treasury . And the thing about it is, by definition, there's zero benefit to *not* registering. Your value to the foreign client resides entirely in everyone knowing you are their rep; and everyone knows, in about 10 seconds, anyway. Have never understood the value of dodging the FARA registration.



Posted by: rhomboid at April 11, 2019 03:24 PM (QDnY+)

135 121 Michelle Malkin doesn't like babysitting her spawn forever.

All joking aside, I remember that a relative of hers went missing. Was this person found (safe, I hope)?
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 03:22 PM (e1q4h)

Sadly, no. And sadly, no

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:24 PM (bcbK8)

136 was craig hiding documents in his pants?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 03:24 PM (MTjB1)

137 I think it came in a bit too hard.
They lost communication with it.

Uh oh.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:24 PM (ufFY8)

138 "The main engine is back on, but we have lost communication with the aircraft."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMdUcchBYRA

Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:24 PM (ZfNws)

139
Wait. Jews flee to the moon to escape global warming???

But... the Jews CONTROL the weather.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 03:24 PM (8XRCm)

140 This literally happened because Robert Mueller got Paul Manafort to flip on Greg Craig and Tony Podesta. It has nothing to do with Barr. Did you even read Manafort's plea deal? Are you really that dumb?
*****
HMMMMMMM

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 03:24 PM (BqBId)

141 God I'm so tickled the Israelis are on the moon.

Puts a grin on my face just knowing the entire Muslim world is gritting their teeth in anguish.

suck it bitches!

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 03:24 PM (2R0TF)

142 Posted by: rhomboid at April 11, 2019 03:24 PM (QDnY+)

Thanks man, didn't know J.E. Dyer had a site!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:24 PM (bcbK8)

143 >>mission control is reporting problems with the main engine


Good thing they installed those Auxiliary Engines!

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:24 PM (uwOBA)

144 137 I think it came in a bit too hard.
They lost communication with it.

Uh oh.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:24 PM (ufFY

That's what they want you to think.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 11, 2019 03:25 PM (KUaJL)

145 Oh, please let them fix it.

Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:25 PM (ZfNws)

146 Oh... nevermind. Should have read the content. I was under the impression Craig was anti-Yanukovych. Skadden has to be FREAKING.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 03:25 PM (AzW6q)

147 Their telemetry is stuck at a descent of 134 m/s.
That's a bit rough.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:25 PM (ufFY8)

148 someone said craig had been on the phone with mercedes all morning.


whenever he types an address into his gps system it routes him throught fort marcy park.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 11, 2019 03:25 PM (MTjB1)

149 You need to shut the fuck up


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv7uJUX3160

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 11, 2019 03:25 PM (pw+jk)

150 Don't you not have a reasonable right to privacy in your car? If you consent, they'll do the search and maybe you'll get lucky and they won't find it. If you don't consent, they'll hold you up until they bring in the drug sniffing dogs and do a much more thorough search and find it anyway.

Or at least that's how I assumed how it'd go. Not a lawyer or anything.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 11, 2019 03:21 PM (KUaJL)

You have a lesser expectation of privacy than you would in your house. Drug dog sniffs are not considered "searches" for 4A purposes.

However, the cops need either reasonable suspicion (federal standard) or probable cause (depending on the state) to search a car.

A drug dog alert would satisfy either standard.

BUT the cops also can't hold you on the side of the road for an unreasonable amount of time (waiting for a drug dog) without reasonable, articulable, suspicion that you are in possession of drugs. So if they hold you for 45 minutes based on a "hunch," even the dog finds the drugs, it's possible that'll get thrown out in court on 4A grounds.

If you consent, you have no argument.

...at least, I'm pretty sure that thats close enough to right. Criminal Procedure is not really my thing.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:25 PM (GBteo)

151 >>I mean, they were on Team Yanukovych, so likely not directly tied to this, but they have to be concerned that their near certainly perjured testimony to Congress will come to light in this.

Oh no, they were indeed directly linked to this. Remember the lawyer from Holland who did a 30 day stretch last year? One of theirs.

Plus they paid a $4.6 million fine for their work on this stuff.

That won't materially damage them but it's a pretty clear shot across the bow.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 03:25 PM (/tuJf)

152 "108
Or my favorite were always the drug cases.



"The defendant acceded to a request to search his vehicle. The police officer found 2 kilos of suspected cocaine in the trunk."

If you know you have drugs in your car, why would you EVER consent to a search?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:18 PM (GBteo)



Don't you not have a reasonable right to privacy in your car? If you
consent, they'll do the search and maybe you'll get lucky and they
won't find it. If you don't consent, they'll hold you up until they
bring in the drug sniffing dogs and do a much more thorough search and
find it anyway.



Or at least that's how I assumed how it'd go. Not a lawyer or anything.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 11, 2019 03:21 PM (KUaJL)"
...On paper you have privacy and the 4th. In practice, there is no way you're going to avoid a search if they really want to search. Which is bullshit, of course. But not nearly as much bullshit as private forums/services for patrol officers where they trade plate #'s of vehicles as tips - even out of state - which later get pulled over after plate reader hits on whatever excuse they can manufacture on the spot.
The 4th amendment is dead, and a large fraction of traffic patrol work consists of shakedowns, theft, and illegal searches.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 11, 2019 03:25 PM (eAshZ)

153 That Liam Neeson comedy bit in the sidebar is hilarious, just kills.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 03:25 PM (39g3+)

154 "I got your Russian collusion right here!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 03:26 PM (YqDXo)

155 >>I think it came in a bit too hard.


On the Beaver, last night?

yes. Ward can be a handful.

Posted by: June Cleaver at April 11, 2019 03:26 PM (uwOBA)

156 I like it when Ed tells us that Francis blithely undermining millennia of church doctrine isn't actually Francis undermining millennia of church doctrine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 03:19 PM (ANN96)
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Frankie still sticks to undermining; he hasn't quite declared heresy to be doctrine, or doctrine heresy. Not quite, because he's so vague and confused (Thank God!) he never quite declares things clearly enough. (Like when changing the Catechism on the DP, he left in the earlier section, which still admits it. So there's still an out.)

The other thing I go to HA for is the ministories at the top. Can read a bit without giving clicks to places I don't want to go. And again, there's the (easy) guessing game which ones AP put up. The guy is a complete douchebag.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 11, 2019 03:26 PM (VaN/j)

157 Arabs would have got there if camels could have made it.

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 03:26 PM (BbGew)

158 Never talk to the police.

I keep watching movies where people talk to the police, and I shake my head.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 03:14 PM (ANN96)

I used to watch NYPD Blue back when TV was still pretty good (the 90s).

The one thing that show taught you unequivocally was if the police want to question you about ANYTHING, at all, you ALWAYS Lawyer Up, no matter how minor the charge is they've booked you for.

Posted by: Biergood at April 11, 2019 03:26 PM (uGKH7)

159 Look no further for proof of avenattis incompetence as an attorney than his tweet. He looks forward to proving his innocence. No fuckwad, the prosecution has to prove your guilt.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 11, 2019 03:26 PM (dNzKv)

160 Mission failed. Crap.

Posted by: The ARC of History at April 11, 2019 03:26 PM (I2/tG)

161 Shocked. It's in the top stories at the WSJ. But the story is filled with so many disclaimers, supposition and excuses, you'll go blind reading it.

Just like Manafort, where their headlines screamed OMG!!

Posted by: Marcus T at April 11, 2019 03:26 PM (VpIIl)

162 Their telemetry is stuck at a descent of 134 m/s.
That's a bit rough.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:25 PM (ufFY

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Hmmm..... my calculations predict that at that speed, rate of descent and no engine thrust available..... the ship should be able to carry them all the way to the crash site.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 03:26 PM (8XRCm)

163 "Well, we didn't make it."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMdUcchBYRA

Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:26 PM (ZfNws)

164 Ooops!

The lander crashed.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 11, 2019 03:26 PM (so+oy)

165 Jeff Carlson @themarketswork
1m
Nunes sends eight criminal referrals to Barr.

"Given the sensitivities surrounding this matter, I will have my staff contact the Department to arrange a time for Representative John Ratcliffe and me to brief you directly on the eight criminal referrals."
*****
Have a feeling they are reporters

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 03:26 PM (BqBId)

166 It crashed, they just made it official. The Arabs in the chat are ecstatic, fuckers.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 11, 2019 03:26 PM (ZGrMX)

167

Oops!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2019 03:27 PM (aKsyK)

168 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at April 11, 2019 03:27 PM (IKya9)

169 early a.m. raid with SWAT team and CNN filming it?

I'm guessing CNN didn't get a heads up about the raid hours in advance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 11, 2019 03:27 PM (39g3+)

170 AREN'T

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 03:27 PM (BqBId)

171 Crashed or lost in orbit?

Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2019 03:27 PM (ykq7q)

172 Bibi!

"If at first you don't succeed, you try again."

Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:27 PM (ZfNws)

173 ace, speaking of parodies, I think AP's parodies of Friedman columns were pretty classic, back when he was smart and funny (AP, not Friedman).


Unless that's a synthetic memory of mine, or something.



Posted by: rhomboid at April 11, 2019 03:27 PM (QDnY+)

174 Can the Logan Act be charged retroactively against zombies like Ted Kennedy and Juan McCain? I remember Bubba Clinton retroactively taxing the dead in the 90's ...

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 11, 2019 03:27 PM (ccR6m)

175 Ooops!

The lander crashed.
****
Nothing left but JOOOOOS

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 03:27 PM (BqBId)

176 crap. didn't see the update. Well still tickled that they got close.

I think we had a couple close ones too. And Russia and probably China but they won't say.

Put another up asap. The Muslims don't even have a rocket.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 11, 2019 03:28 PM (2R0TF)

177 >>It crashed, they just made it official.


You gotta keep the front end up!

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:28 PM (uwOBA)

178 Now that old "Whitey On The Moon" song is going to be updated to "Jew On The Moon".

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 11, 2019 03:28 PM (xPl2J)

179 Mueller is full of shit. He sent Craig's underling at Skadden Arps, Alex van der Zwaan, to jail. Much more believable that the only change is that Weissmann is no longer around to protect Craig.

Posted by: Ever at April 11, 2019 03:28 PM (Brfdf)

180 Bibi: "If at first you don't succeed, you try again."

A good try, for sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:28 PM (ufFY8)

181 Crashed or lost in orbit?
Posted by: BignJames
...........

crashed.

They said the lander made it to the moon... but didn't land.. so..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 11, 2019 03:28 PM (so+oy)

182 A Joobot on the Moon?!

the Muzzepticons must be verklempt

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 11, 2019 03:28 PM (dm05u)

183 164 Ooops!

The lander crashed.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 11, 2019 03:26 PM (so+oy)

---------------------

I was expecting a moon shattering Kaboom!

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 03:28 PM (qC1Sy)

184 Amazing isnt it? All leftard heros turn out to be sleezebags.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 11, 2019 03:28 PM (R5V4T)

185 "The defendant acceded to a request to search his vehicle. The police officer found 2 kilos of suspected cocaine in the trunk."
If you know you have drugs in your car, why would you EVER consent to a search?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:18 PM (GBteo)

What do you want to wager that, in at least some of those cases, there were no drugs in the car before it was searched?

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 03:28 PM (fF3XF)

186 The lander crashed.

That's what they want you to think.

Posted by: Rep. Omar at April 11, 2019 03:28 PM (I2/tG)

187 AllahPundit is a deranged liberal who now proudly refers to "the conservatives" and "The republicans," declaring he's not among them. Which at least is honest, in a passive-aggressive, womanly way.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2019 03:17 PM (PbpT7)

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Dating myself here (harrumph harrumph) but I remember during the 2004 election summer when AP had a very funny blog and went after John Francoise Kerry with gusto. And his ketchup-slathered wife.

Posted by: Boots at April 11, 2019 03:28 PM (e9omi)

188 156 The other thing I go to HA for is the ministories at the top. Can read a bit without giving clicks to places I don't want to go. And again, there's the (easy) guessing game which ones AP put up. The guy is a complete douchebag.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 11, 2019 03:26 PM (VaN/j)

==========

I really like their Headline section. It's a reasonable collection of what people are talking about throughout the day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 03:28 PM (ANN96)

189 When does tony podestas trial start?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 11, 2019 03:29 PM (dNzKv)

190 Put another up asap. The Muslims don't even have a rocket.
******
Yes they do!! it's stuck in a Goat

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 03:29 PM (BqBId)

191
The lander crashed.


Jews can't park.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 11, 2019 03:29 PM (TAmPV)

192

Flag on the Moon. How did it get there?

Posted by: Coleman Francis at April 11, 2019 03:29 PM (aKsyK)

193 Oh no, they were indeed directly linked to this. Remember the lawyer from Holland who did a 30 day stretch last year? One of theirs.

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Yeah, I misunderstood what Craig did (see me @ 146).

They were up to their necks with Yanukovych - including delivering an investigative report to Congress that whitewashed his crimes, without disclosing their relationship with the regime.

This is potentially terrible news for them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 03:29 PM (AzW6q)

194 >>The Muslims don't even have a rocket.


They don't need a rocket.

They have a Fat Pedophile on a Horse.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:29 PM (uwOBA)

195 It beats the joint MARs mission, where some calculations were in metric, some not....and combined.

Result? Instead of attaining orbit, Earth bombed Mars.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 03:29 PM (e1q4h)

196 I know if the FBI got to question me they are not getting nothing, not even a agreement the sun is out.

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 03:29 PM (BbGew)

197 What do you want to wager that, in at least some of those cases, there were no drugs in the car before it was searched?
Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 03:28 PM (fF3XF)

Ehh... while I'm sure that happens sometimes, probably not in cases that make it to the supreme court.

But who knows?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:29 PM (GBteo)

198 ...and the horse has a name.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:30 PM (uwOBA)

199 "I got your Russian collusion right here!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 03:26 PM (YqDXo)
.........

ha hah ha ha ha ha

Sweet.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2019 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

200 The seventh country to orbit the moon, and the fourth to reach (hit?) the surface.
An achievement for sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:30 PM (ufFY8)

201 Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at April 11, 2019 03:30 PM (vtcmf)

202 Crashed or lost in orbit?
Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2019 03:27 PM (ykq7q)

Hard crash. Engine failure during descent. Last reported velocity was 134 m/s at 149 meters.

Posted by: Inquisitor Cato at April 11, 2019 03:30 PM (J+mig)

203 Well, darn. It had a really cool slingshot orbit to get there. Small country, big dreams.

Posted by: .~ at April 11, 2019 03:30 PM (6X9zF)

204 Bummer about the moon lander.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 03:30 PM (CVRjO)

205 The Muslims don't even have a rocket.

Yes we do. We periodically launch on Tel Aviv by mistake, because we are completely incompetent.

Posted by: Rep. Omar at April 11, 2019 03:31 PM (I2/tG)

206 Off, unexpected sock.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 03:31 PM (J+mig)

207 102 >>>I like it when Ed tells us that Francis blithely undermining millennia of church doctrine isn't actually Francis undermining millennia of church doctrine.

a friend did this brief parody of Morrissey. It went something like:

"Well, *this* is interesting. On one hand, this guy says he's guilty, but on the other hand, this guy says he's innocent. Who is right? As with everything, time will tell."

Except he did the parody better -- it was more boring than my version.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2019 03:20 PM (PbpT7)
______

Another thing I'll do for a laugh is listen to a bit of Ed's show when Malcolm is on. It can be fun seeing them try to sound conservative while spouting pure conventional wisdom. On nuts-and-bolts politics it's like listening to two guys expounding on WWII in terms of the tactics of the Thirty Years' War. Again, fun in small doses.

But really, I only do so to skip ahead if there's a pro-life part. He often gets good guests.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 11, 2019 03:31 PM (VaN/j)

208 when does the Sandy Burglar trial start?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2019 03:31 PM (d7Ww2)

209
Why did the Jews go to the moon???


Neil Armstrong dropped a quarter when he was there.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 03:31 PM (8XRCm)

210 Eh, spacecrafting is hard. They'll just have to follow up.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 11, 2019 03:31 PM (RD7QR)

211

Anyone else question the timing on the arrest of Assange?

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 11, 2019 03:31 PM (ugsPX)

212 The Muslims don't even have a rocket.
.............

Neither do the Israelis. The lander was put in orbit on a SpaceX rocket.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 11, 2019 03:32 PM (so+oy)

213

I mentioned this in the last thread, Bloomberg "news" ran this story with nothing but pictures of Paul Manafort on the screen. No bias there comrades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2019 03:32 PM (OLCnA)

214 Ehh... while I'm sure that happens sometimes, probably not in cases that make it to the supreme court.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:29 PM (GBteo)

Oh, certainly not. But I'm willing to bet (and I'm not even a betting moron) that it does happen, and likely more often than any of us would guess.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 03:32 PM (fF3XF)

215 202 Hard crash. Engine failure during descent. Last reported velocity was 134 m/s at 149 meters.
Posted by: Inquisitor Cato at April 11, 2019 03:30 PM (J+mig)

Thanks for this. I didn't pick that up.

Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:32 PM (ZfNws)

216 >>Anyone else question the timing on the arrest of Assange?


Never trust Greenwich Mean.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:32 PM (uwOBA)

217 Shot down by the aliens, no doubt.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2019 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

218 People have forgotten that the first few American and Russian moon landers (unmanned) crashed as well. It's not that hard to hit the moon with a bullet from the earth, the hard part is getting that bullet to come to a stop before it hits, and land on the surface gently.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 03:33 PM (Kpl3J)

219
Right on cue, Fake News is telling me Assange's arrest is politically bad for President Trump.

So yeah I question the timing.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 11, 2019 03:33 PM (ugsPX)

220 192

Flag on the Moon. How did it get there?
Posted by: Coleman Francis at April 11, 2019 03:29 PM (aKsyK)

Time for to go to bed!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 11, 2019 03:33 PM (RD7QR)

221 No rockets but plenty of clocks!

Posted by: Clock Boy at April 11, 2019 03:33 PM (vtcmf)

222 211

Anyone else question the timing on the arrest of Assange?
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 11, 2019 03:31 PM (ugsPX)

A lot of backed up work is being done now that Snoozy Jeff is gone

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:33 PM (bcbK8)

223 One set of laws for Democrats and Republicans?

Naaah, never going to happen.

Posted by: rd at April 11, 2019 03:33 PM (EK+Pw)

224 I started to get nervous about it when I saw the vertical velocity at around 94 m/s, and it was in red.
I was thinking, better give it more gas!
But, main engine problem, so

Whoops.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:33 PM (ufFY8)

225 117 Who knew that the Joos had any scientific or technical expertise?

Certainly not me.
Posted by: Rep. Omar at April 11, 2019 03:22 PM (I2/tG)
_______

They can't have any expertise. Otherwise they'd know how to do something.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 11, 2019 03:33 PM (VaN/j)

226 Anyone else question the timing on the arrest of Assange?

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The Pontiac Assange should have its timing set at 5 degrees off of top dead center.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 03:33 PM (8XRCm)

227 Off topic but only because Mrs D pointed it out. Oprah has got to be in a whole separate class of dumb. Unlike AOC, O is old enough to know better.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 03:33 PM (CVRjO)

228 Oh, certainly not. But I'm willing to bet (and I'm not even a betting moron) that it does happen, and likely more often than any of us would guess.
Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 03:32 PM (fF3XF)

I was had a "drug interdiction officer" pull me over for no reason and ask to search my car. He said he smelled weed (I don't smoke weed, and no one has ever smoked weed in my car.)

I was pretty sure he was going to plant drugs on me. I said "absolutely not" to a search.

But... drug dog came, scratched up my car a bit, didn't alert, and I was free to go after spending an hour on the side of the road in the middle of an 8 hour drive.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:34 PM (GBteo)

229 Just got back to see the lander had crashed. I bet they were using the metric system.

Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 03:34 PM (oTYTN)

230 My recollection is that Greg Craig used to be an advocate for deportation as a remedy for "illegal immigration", at least to Cuba, as part of the Elian Gonzalez fiasco.
So got no problem with him rotting in hell.
Too bad CPL will not be available to represent him.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 11, 2019 03:34 PM (hKi6n)

231 more:

It gets good at Paragraph 7. Long story short: Greg Craig knew damn well he had to register under FARA but scrambled for ways to avoid doing so "with a straight face" so that he and others at his law firm wouldn't be barred from serving in the federal government in the future.

And he lied about it.

Another question: Why didn't Mueller himself prosecute? He prosecuted Manafort. If he's investigating "RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE," and counts Manafort's failure to register as under that general rubric, why is Greg Craig's exactly-similar crime not also under that rubric?

Did the leftwing Democrats on his staff make some argument on Craig's behalf? Did they just not wanna prosecute Democrats?

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2019 03:34 PM (PbpT7)

232 202 Hard crash. Engine failure during descent. Last reported velocity was 134 m/s at 149 meters.
Posted by: Inquisitor Cato at April 11, 2019 03:30 PM (J+mig)
--------------

Impacting the moon at more than the speed of sound will definitely ruin your day.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 03:34 PM (qC1Sy)

233 Anyone else question the timing on the arrest of Assange?
Posted by: Soothsayer
.........

yes. the indictment was sealed last year.

I am getting a feeling like this is the end of the movie The Godfather.. all family business will be settled.

Trump was waiting (very patiently, I might add) for the Mueller investigation to close.. now things are going to start moving again.. on all fronts!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 11, 2019 03:34 PM (so+oy)

234 The Jews are gonna claim the whole moon is theirs and start opening up delis and shit!



Martin Landau and Barbara Bain have been up there since 1999.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2019 03:34 PM (OLCnA)

235 So they asked Comey about the spying and he said it wasn't spying.. It was all done legally through the courts... Here is there "excuse."

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 03:34 PM (O2RFr)

236 these FARA criminals love to mingle in the cocktail parties ... probably have their foreign government buying drinks, and hookers. Then they mingle with the foundations ... mingle with the bankers and inside traders ... mingle mingle .... toil and jingle, how does your den of iniquity grow?

Posted by: illiniwek at April 11, 2019 03:34 PM (Cus5s)

237 The Israeli lunar lander crashed because the moon has no atmosphere, so the Jooz weren't able to use their weather machine to help it land.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 11, 2019 03:34 PM (KUaJL)

238 You need to shut the fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv7uJUX3160
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 11, 2019 03:25 PM (pw+jk)

Nice!......Thanks Juke!

Best advice ever when the PoPo comes a knockin, your cake hole should be a lockin.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 11, 2019 03:34 PM (Z+IKu)

239 Is the moon Kosher?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 11, 2019 03:35 PM (2LelM)

240 229 Just got back to see the lander had crashed. I bet they were using the metric system.
Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 03:34 PM (oTYTN)

They were using cubits, instead of meters.

Posted by: Roy at April 11, 2019 03:35 PM (mnAmV)

241 http://bit.ly/2Dd5rWN
******
Ep. 956 The Game is Over - Dan Bongino

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 03:35 PM (BqBId)

242 Poppin' Fresh Ed used to be better too.

When he was on Captains Quarters, I enjoyed reading him.

I'm guessing being around cucks all the time rubs off on you like a horny teenager.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:35 PM (bcbK8)

243 Hard crash. Engine failure during descent. Last reported velocity was 134 m/s at 149 meters.

Did the engines fail earlier? Those numbers put them traveling at 300 mph just 489 feet about the surface. That is going to leave a mark.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 11, 2019 03:35 PM (kUmUV)

244 Right on cue, Fake News is telling me Assange's arrest is politically bad for President Trump.

So yeah I question the timing.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 11, 2019 03:33 PM (ugsPX)

How is it bad for Trump?

Because he said "we love wikileaks, folks, don't we? Great people, great people!" or whatever Trumpian thing he said when they leaked podestas emails?

Come on. That's the best the media has? ha

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:35 PM (GBteo)

245 Right on cue, Fake News is telling me Assange's arrest is politically bad for President Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 11, 2019 03:33 PM (ugsPX)

Pfft - according to the Fake News Media, the sun coming up is "politically bad for President Trump".

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 03:35 PM (fF3XF)

246 They'll just have to follow up.

The mission cost just $100 million. Imagine how much it would have cost NASA to do that.

One of the nice things about Israeli technology is that they don't have huge budgets, so they are good at figuring out ways to hold costs down.

Posted by: The ARC of History at April 11, 2019 03:35 PM (I2/tG)

247 So the O'barky administration is no longer scandal free. Good to know.

Posted by: An Observation at April 11, 2019 03:36 PM (ACw1C)

248 Anyone else question the timing on the arrest of Assange?

The timing, as I understand it, is mostly a function of Ecuador's government changing to one that doesn't like Assange.

Rush played a tape of CNN hosts who were giddy that Assange will flip on Trump and produce proof Russia stole all the DNC emails and then Trump will go to prison and Hillary will be Empress for Life.

And they think *we* have conspiracy theories.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 11, 2019 03:36 PM (ZGrMX)

249

It's bad for Trump because Fake News says so.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 11, 2019 03:36 PM (ugsPX)

250 Trump was waiting (very patiently, I might add) for the Mueller investigation to close.. now things are going to start moving again.. on all fronts!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 11, 2019 03:34 PM (so+oy)

-----

It was Barzini all along.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 03:36 PM (8XRCm)

251 Bibi's got the group in stitches.
I wish I could understand Hebrew.
He's rocking it like Trump at a rally. LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:36 PM (ufFY8)

252 Well, it really makes sense now. Robert Khuzami (Preet's boy, who raided Cohen) is gone tomorrow. Maybe Barr put Berman back in charge?

Posted by: Ever at April 11, 2019 03:36 PM (Brfdf)

253 Andrew Malcolm is like a walking parody of a sad old GOPe cuck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 03:36 PM (AzW6q)

254 Shot down by the aliens, no doubt.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2019 03:33 PM (v0R


Calypso Louie: The mother ship shot it down on my orders

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2019 03:36 PM (OLCnA)

255 We shot down the Jew-craft with our Moon-based interceptors.

Truly.

Posted by: Hamas at April 11, 2019 03:37 PM (I2/tG)

256 >>It gets good at Paragraph 7. Long story short: Greg Craig knew damn well he had to register under FARA but scrambled for ways to avoid doing so "with a straight face" so that he and others at his law firm wouldn't be barred from serving in the federal government in the future.

And he lied about it.

Another question: Why didn't Mueller himself prosecute? He prosecuted Manafort. If he's investigating "RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE," and counts Manafort's failure to register as under that general rubric, why is Greg Craig's exactly-similar crime not also under that rubric?

Did the leftwing Democrats on his staff make some argument on Craig's behalf? Did they just not wanna prosecute Democrats?
- - - -


What unbelievable arrogance on Craig's part. Hope all the others who do the same are now scared.

Would love to hear from Mueller why he did not prosecute. Regardless, I am liking this Barr fellow!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 11, 2019 03:37 PM (W+vEI)

257 243 Hard crash. Engine failure during descent. Last reported velocity was 134 m/s at 149 meters.

Did the engines fail earlier? Those numbers put them traveling at 300 mph just 489 feet about the surface. That is going to leave a mark.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 11, 2019 03:35 PM (kUmUV)


The parachute didn't slow them down?
What do you mean atmosphere?
Shit.

Posted by: Roy at April 11, 2019 03:37 PM (mnAmV)

258 "Given the sensitivities surrounding this matter, I will have my staff contact the Department to arrange a time for Representative John Ratcliffe and me to brief you directly on the eight criminal referrals."
*****
Have a feeling they are reporters

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 03:26 PM (BqBId)


I hope one of them is Clapper, and another one is Glen Simpson. Clapper looks like he's the one who leaked Flynn's info to the MSM.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 03:37 PM (Kpl3J)

259 Bibi was hanging out at mission control.

Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:37 PM (ZfNws)

260 The Jews are gonna claim the whole moon is theirs and start opening up delis and shit!
........

First they have to fix the weather.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2019 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

261 Muslims had interplanetary space probes before the inquisition set them back.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 11, 2019 03:37 PM (dNzKv)

262 Another takedown of AOC's pandering blaxxent by Jericho Green:

http://tinyurl.com/y5ddhghw
He also faults the "community" for eating up these antics like a Somalian with the munchies.

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2019 03:37 PM (DJFLF)

263 238 You need to shut the fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv7uJUX3160
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 11, 2019 03:25 PM (pw+jk)

Nice!......Thanks Juke!

Best advice ever when the PoPo comes a knockin, your cake hole should be a lockin.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 11, 2019 03:34 PM (Z+IKu)

Ha, I hadn't seen that before.

But yes, "shut the fuck up" is good advice.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:37 PM (GBteo)

264
It was all done legally through the courts...

------

You know who else did everything legally through the courts??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 03:37 PM (8XRCm)

265 244 Right on cue, Fake News is telling me Assange's arrest is politically bad for President Trump.

So yeah I question the timing.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 11, 2019 03:33 PM (ugsPX)

How is it bad for Trump?

I think they still believe that Trump was in on the Dem "hacking" with Assange and he will spill the beans against him...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 03:37 PM (O2RFr)

266 #Israeltothemoon

Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:38 PM (ZfNws)

267 Did the engines fail earlier? Those numbers put
them traveling at 300 mph just 489 feet about the surface. That is
going to leave a mark.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 11, 2019 03:35 PM (kUmUV)

The vertical velocity was only 30-40m/s, then hit 97m/s at an altitude of about 7100m. Gravity is a bitch, even at 1/6th Earth's.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:38 PM (ufFY8)

268 Willowed: But relates to this thread....

CNN's finest. In other news, just saw a recent picture of Tom Arnold buddying up with Cohen. BFF's! Arnold says that Cohen is going to give him even more evidence against PDT. Wasn't Arnold the one that was BFF's with someone affiliated with the show The Apprentice that supposedly had tapes of PDT making racist/misogynist remarks? Never heard a peep after that.

Rats that swim in the same sewer. My apologies to actual rats.

Posted by: Cheri at April 11, 2019 03:38 PM (oiNtH)

269 why didn't mueller prosecute?

iirc, mueller was directed to pursue russian interference and trump's campaign specificly.

maybe.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 11, 2019 03:38 PM (Pg+x7)

270 78 Never talk to the police.

I keep watching movies where people talk to the police, and I shake my head.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 03:14 PM (ANN96)

_____


I'm reminded of that great scene from the first season (IIRC) of "The Wire" where they use the copy machine as a lie detector on that poor, ignorant, inner-city youth ...

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 11, 2019 03:38 PM (ccR6m)

271 looks like Herman Cain is out, per Claman.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 11, 2019 03:38 PM (ZqRa6)

272 How soon are we to hear the chorus that the Ukraine is not Russia?

There's some really stupid hair-splitting coming that they're going to repeat over and over as if it's the smartest truth.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 11, 2019 03:38 PM (TN1P5)

273
Sympathy out for our Israeli friends.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 11, 2019 03:39 PM (UFLLM)

274 Re 150,
Yes, it is better not to consent to a search. One, do you know who has used your car last and what they have been up to--especially rentals. Two, you can directly challenge the reasonability of the search rather than the stop.

Stops have a lower threshold of evidence needed to trigger which is reasonable suspicion. It is defined as articulable objective facts that would make a reasonable person believe that a crime might have been committed and it is lower than probable cause.

Searches require probable cause and either a warrant or sufficient objective evidence present for the officer to conclude that it exists. Still, it is easier to get the court to second guess a search rather than a stop.

On consent, you would have a much stiffer road to hoe to get any consensual search thrown out. Morale of the story, don't. Where most people get into trouble is they think consenting to a search will make it easier on them or that they have nothing to hide and it will shorten the process. Best to put up with the inconvenience, as said earlier, there is only so long that the police may detain you in an investigatory stop (that is where we enter the reasonable amount of time zone again which depends on the circumstances in the individual case.)

A brief search of the caselaw gives multiple examples.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2019 03:39 PM (WT0Md)

275 261 Muslims had interplanetary space probes before the inquisition set them back.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 11, 2019 03:37 PM (dNzKv)

The moon is the 46,239th holiest place in Islam. Abdul the Shawarma guy visited there on his flying goat in 600 AH so it officially belongs to the Umma.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 11, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)

276 re 270: yeah, seems to be a lot of people in the interrogation room don't under the complex concept of "don't talk"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 11, 2019 03:39 PM (ZqRa6)

277 How soon are we to hear the chorus that the Ukraine is not Russia?

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That's a tough sell when your client is Viktor Yanukovych.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 03:39 PM (AzW6q)

278 Ukraine is half-Russia

pretty much literally - Russia purposely flooded Ukraine with ethnic Russians in order to fully control it during the Soviet era

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 11, 2019 03:39 PM (Rarvo)

279 "Small country, big dreams" in English on the crashed rocket.

Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:40 PM (ZfNws)

280 Your Honor, I throw myself on the mercy of the court... the one in Hawaii.

Posted by: Greg Greg at April 11, 2019 03:40 PM (f6lTY)

281 looks like Herman Cain is out, per Claman.

Well Romney, Murkowski, and Gardner were all gonna vote against him.. Probably others

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 03:40 PM (O2RFr)

282 Hard crash. Engine failure during descent. Last reported velocity was 134 m/s at 149 meters.
Posted by: Inquisitor Cato

Do bounces count?

Posted by: mission control at April 11, 2019 03:40 PM (e1q4h)

283 Captains Quarters seems like a lifetime ago

Posted by: trapper's girl at April 11, 2019 03:40 PM (Ncyf9)

284 I am one of the slobbiest, fatass douchebags to have ever stolen humanity's oxygen.

Posted by: Tom Arnold at April 11, 2019 03:40 PM (vtcmf)

285 when the moon starts to fall
like a big matzoh ball
that's a bagel

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 11, 2019 03:40 PM (dm05u)

286 The muzzies will now try to put a lander on the moon. But they'll learn from the evil Jews. They'll use a parachute instead of rockets.

Posted by: Sooner at April 11, 2019 03:40 PM (Fs5vw)

287 >>Posted by: whig at April 11, 2019 03:39 PM (WT0Md)


You forgot 'Tacit Consent'


"Would you like to Step Out of the car, Sir?"

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:40 PM (uwOBA)

288
On consent, you would have a much stiffer road to hoe to get any consensual search thrown out.

-----

*cough*
row to hoe
*cough*

Posted by: Grammar Nazi at April 11, 2019 03:40 PM (8XRCm)

289 195 It beats the joint MARs mission, where some calculations were in metric, some not....and combined.

Result? Instead of attaining orbit, Earth bombed Mars.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 03:29 PM (e1q4h)


Anyone using Imperial units for something like that should be shot for incompetence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

290 Breaking911 @Breaking911
18m
BREAKING: Fourth GOP senator opposes Trump Fed pick Herman Cain, effectively ending his path to confirmation - CNBC

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 03:41 PM (BqBId)

291 Well Romney, Murkowski, and Gardner were all gonna vote against him.. Probably others

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 03:40 PM (O2RFr)***
RACISTS

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2019 03:41 PM (DJFLF)

292 The vertical velocity was only 30-40m/s, then hit 97m/s at an altitude of about 7100m. Gravity is a bitch, even at 1/6th Earth's.

Any Pali stowaways?

Posted by: t-bird at April 11, 2019 03:41 PM (f6lTY)

293
If any hot IDF babes are distraught and need comforting, I'm here for them.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 11, 2019 03:41 PM (UFLLM)

294 The rocket took a selfie just before it crashed.

https://twitter.com/EylonALevy/status/1116422839383601156

Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:41 PM (ZfNws)

295 269 why didn't mueller prosecute?

iirc, mueller was directed to pursue russian interference and trump's campaign specificly.

maybe.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 11, 2019 03:38 PM

I've seen that elsewhere today as being the reason. And actually, I'm okay with that because they *did* collect the evidence and they *did* turn it over to the SDNY for Prosecution. I think they should have done it sooner, but it's happening, and it wasn't covered up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 03:41 PM (Kpl3J)

296 ... and if that's the case, then the blame falls on republicans who didn't insist that mueller investigate both the clinton and trump campaigns and russian interference.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 11, 2019 03:41 PM (Pg+x7)

297 BREAKING: Fourth GOP senator opposes Trump Fed pick Herman Cain, effectively ending his path to confirmation - CNBC

Yes... Trump can always rely on the Republicans...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 03:42 PM (O2RFr)

298 278 Ukraine is half-Russia

pretty much literally - Russia purposely flooded Ukraine with ethnic Russians in order to fully control it during the Soviet era
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 11, 2019 03:39 PM (Rarvo)

Hasn't Putin said that he has the right to claim sovereignty over any land that has even just one Russian in it?

Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 03:42 PM (UnA8+)

299 287 >>You forgot 'Tacit Consent'

"Would you like to Step Out of the car, Sir?"
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:40 PM (uwOBA)

Are we supposed to say no to that?

Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:42 PM (ZfNws)

300 The rocket took a selfie just before it crashed.

https://twitter.com/EylonALevy/status/1116422839383601156
Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:41 PM (ZfNws)

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Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 03:42 PM (AzW6q)

301 looks like Herman Cain is out, per Claman.

Well Romney, Murkowski, and Gardner were all gonna vote against him.. Probably others
Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 03:40 PM (O2RFr)

What was Rmoney's objection to Cain? Can't have a smart black man on the FED?

I can understand CokeBear - she's a cvnt.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 03:42 PM (fF3XF)

302 I'm reminded of that great scene from the first
season (IIRC) of "The Wire" where they use the copy machine as a lie
detector on that poor, ignorant, inner-city youth ...


Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 11, 2019 03:38 PM (ccR6m)


THAT was a funny scene.
I think he had a preprinted "Yes", and "No" ready, if I recall.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:43 PM (ufFY8)

303 294 The rocket took a selfie just before it crashed.

https://twitter.com/EylonALevy/status/1116422839383601156

Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:41 PM (ZfNws)

best comment on that tweet thread: "See? Don't Tweet and Drive, Kids!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 03:43 PM (Kpl3J)

304
Hard crash. Engine failure during descent. Last reported velocity was 134 m/s at 149 meters.

the parachute didn't work?

/snark

Posted by: AltonJackson link in nick for the MiMoMe at April 11, 2019 03:43 PM (ceIDk)

305 >>Are we supposed to say no to that?


Yes. Ask for your ticket and inform the officer that if you are ordered out of the car, you will gladly comply. But, decline his/her invitation.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:43 PM (uwOBA)

306 >>>I'm reminded of that great scene from the first season (IIRC) of "The Wire" where they use the copy machine as a lie detector on that poor, ignorant, inner-city youth ...

ned beatty

Posted by: trapper's girl at April 11, 2019 03:43 PM (Ncyf9)

307 Last Saturday a YouTube live feed came up outside the Equidor embassy with caption Assange was going to be arrested within minutes to days, I posted that .

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2019 03:43 PM (BbGew)

308 299 287 >>You forgot 'Tacit Consent'

"Would you like to Step Out of the car, Sir?"
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:40 PM (uwOBA)

Are we supposed to say no to that?
Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:42 PM (ZfNws)

You say that you will comply with any orders but you'd feel safer staying in your car.

Real lawyers or the like feel free to correct me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:43 PM (bcbK8)

309 I was gonna help with the landing but then I got high.

Posted by: Elon Musk at April 11, 2019 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

310 That's because some of the Trolls were the guys running the site

This place is better.

Though I miss J. E. Dyer. We're probably to scruffy for her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK

_____


I remember some speculation that the trolls Frank and libfreeordie were really AllahPundit. Some even thought that Ace and AP were one in the same! LOL

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 11, 2019 03:43 PM (ccR6m)

311 How soon are we to hear the chorus that the Ukraine is not Russia?


==

Anatevka?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 11, 2019 03:43 PM (dm05u)

312 Anyone using Imperial units for something like that should be shot for incompetence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

Psssh, Imperial units help catch certain errors. Missing a decimal point or capitalization across multiple steps is way easier in metric.

Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 03:44 PM (oTYTN)

313 'm reminded of that great scene from the first
season (IIRC) of "The Wire" where they use the copy machine as a lie
detector on that poor, ignorant, inner-city youth ...

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 11, 2019 03:38 PM (ccR6m)


I believe that that was taken from real life.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

314 Road to Ho.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 11, 2019 03:44 PM (ufFY8)

315 CAIR formed in June 1994. Anything interesting happen in the months before?

"In March 1994, Salameh, Nidal Ayyad, Mahmud Abouhalima and Ahmad Ajaj were each convicted in the World Trade Center bombing. In May 1994, they were sentenced to life imprisonment."

Posted by: Bif at April 11, 2019 03:45 PM (aiyac)

316 Here's the drill:
You have to produce ID when asked. Then, you say, "Am I free to go?" Get an answer, and don't answer anything else--keep saying it. If you are free to go, then go. If you aren't, then you are under arrest and button your lip and ask for a lawyer

Posted by: artemis at April 11, 2019 03:45 PM (AwPyG)

317 Anyone using Imperial units for something like that should be shot for incompetence.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

.............

Hey! I did the Kessel run in 42 parsecs!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 11, 2019 03:45 PM (so+oy)

318 293
If any hot IDF babes are distraught and need comforting, I'm here for them.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 11, 2019 03:41 PM (UFLLM)

*Gets in line behind IVV*

Hot girls who can shoot...what's not to like?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:45 PM (bcbK8)

319 I remember some speculation that the trolls Frank and libfreeordie were really AllahPundit. Some even thought that Ace and AP were one in the same! LOL
Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 11, 2019 03:43 PM (ccR6m)

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Brilliant! Go full cuck on the Salem site, and drive all the traffic to your own site.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 03:45 PM (AzW6q)

320 308 You say that you will comply with any orders but you'd feel safer staying in your car.

Real lawyers or the like feel free to correct me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:43 PM (bcbK

On the local talk radio station here, there used to be a Lawyer with a weekend show where he'd spend half of every episode teaching you how to say "no" to the cops and get out of being searched.

After a couple of years, they FINALLY found a charge to set HIM up on and sent him up the river.

They'd been wanting to disappear him pretty bad.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 03:45 PM (UnA8+)

321 315 CAIR formed in June 1994. Anything interesting happen in the months before?

"In March 1994, Salameh, Nidal Ayyad, Mahmud Abouhalima and Ahmad Ajaj were each convicted in the World Trade Center bombing. In May 1994, they were sentenced to life imprisonment."
Posted by: Bif at April 11, 2019 03:45 PM (aiyac)

Ah, there we go. Thanks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:45 PM (bcbK8)

322 BREAKING: Fourth GOP senator opposes Trump Fed pick Herman Cain, effectively ending his path to confirmation - CNBC

==

GOP is racist after all...

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 11, 2019 03:45 PM (dm05u)

323 >>Psssh, Imperial units help catch certain errors. Missing a decimal point or capitalization across multiple steps is way easier in metric.


and that breeds complacency.

Which, next to gravity, is the second biggest threat to lunar landers.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:45 PM (uwOBA)

324 on the replay of the landing ... the main engine went off ... they cheered went the got it restarted, but then they lost contact ... then they celebrated getting close ... orbiting the moon ... so, not bad for the money, I guess. Netanyahu said "if at first you don't succeed, you try again" ... applause.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 11, 2019 03:46 PM (Cus5s)

325 I wonder if Maddow is in a panic about what to talk about tonight? Maybe the importance of 'presumption of innocence."
"And this just in: anonymous sources tell us that White House staff members are very concerned about Trump's health after he spent the whole afternoon laughing about an undisclosed subject..."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 11, 2019 03:46 PM (ZqRa6)

326 320 308 You say that you will comply with any orders but you'd feel safer staying in your car.

Real lawyers or the like feel free to correct me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:43 PM (bcbK

On the local talk radio station here, there used to be a Lawyer with a weekend show where he'd spend half of every episode teaching you how to say "no" to the cops and get out of being searched.

After a couple of years, they FINALLY found a charge to set HIM up on and sent him up the river.

They'd been wanting to disappear him pretty bad.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 03:45 PM (UnA8+)

Cops don't like it when Little People talk back.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:46 PM (bcbK8)

327 322 BREAKING: Fourth GOP senator opposes Trump Fed pick Herman Cain, effectively ending his path to confirmation - CNBC


With friends like that....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 03:46 PM (O2RFr)

328 John O. Brennan @JohnBrennan
Mar 28
It doesn't matter if you are a Republican, a Democrat, an Independent, or an American of any or of no political affiliation.

We all should hold our elected officials and those who hold the public's trust to the highest ethical and moral standards, most especially Presidents.
******
HMMMMMM StoneHenge face has tweeted stupidity since March 28

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 03:46 PM (BqBId)

329 Psssh, Imperial units help catch certain errors. Missing a decimal point or capitalization across multiple steps is way easier in metric.
Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 03:44 PM (oTYTN)


Arithmetic errors are a lot easier in Imperial units.

Simple solution to the decimal point problem: use scientific notation. Yeah, you can get an exponent wrong, but you can do that in ANY system. Actually, same thing with decimal points, come to that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 03:46 PM (YqDXo)

330 That said, the best way to avoid jail is: don't be an asshole.

You may or may not be guilty of a crime, but if you're an asshole, you're going to take a humble.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:47 PM (bcbK8)

331 309
I was gonna help with the landing but then I got high.

Posted by: Elon Musk at April 11, 2019 03:43 PM (v0R5T)


SpaceX rocket launched it.

And, the elliptical orbits and the 'lunar capture' maneuver was pretty slick to get it to the moon in the first place.
Having said that, Elon can still eat a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:47 PM (ufFY8)

332 BREAKING: Fourth GOP senator opposes Trump Fed pick Herman Cain, effectively ending his path to confirmation - CNBC

I'm guessing it was Suzie-Q, right?

Oh please god tell me someone is going to primary her out of existence next year.

Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 03:47 PM (fF3XF)

333 John O. Brennan @JohnBrennan
Mar 28
It doesn't matter if you are a Republican, a Democrat, an Independent, or an American of any or of no political affiliation.

We all should hold our elected officials and those who hold the public's trust to the highest ethical and moral standards, most especially Presidents.


He's turning on Barky!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

334 >>I remember some speculation that the trolls Frank and libfreeordie were really AllahPundit. Some even thought that Ace and AP were one in the same! LOL

We have no proof they aren't.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 03:47 PM (/tuJf)

335 @316--by the way, if you have teenagers make sure to drill this into their pointed little heads.

Posted by: artemis at April 11, 2019 03:47 PM (AwPyG)

336 324 on the replay of the landing ... the main engine went off ... they cheered went the got it restarted, but then they lost contact ... then they celebrated getting close ... orbiting the moon ... so, not bad for the money, I guess. Netanyahu said "if at first you don't succeed, you try again" ... applause.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 11, 2019 03:46 PM (Cus5s)


EVERY space program has had its contretemps.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

337 305 >>Are we supposed to say no to that?

Yes. Ask for your ticket and inform the officer that if you are ordered out of the car, you will gladly comply. But, decline his/her invitation.
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:43 PM (uwOBA)

I'll have to practice that. It's not an instinctive answer.

Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:49 PM (ZfNws)

338
Is the lander putting out any signal at all, or is now in more parts than a U Pull It yard in Little Rock?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 11, 2019 03:49 PM (UFLLM)

339 Did the FBI go in guns blazing at o-dark-30? Like they did for Manafort?Will he get the same book thrown at him?or will a sheet of paper be gently blown his way and that will be the end of it because he has the right letter (D) after his name?

Posted by: PGH_Yinzer at April 11, 2019 03:49 PM (KGniJ)

340 Having said that, Elon can still eat a bag of dicks.

That's gonna be all he has to eat soon by the sounds of things. He's taken out mortgages on all 5 of his houses and his jet. Someone get his credit card away from that rapper chick he's dating.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 11, 2019 03:49 PM (ZGrMX)

341 Here's the drill:
You have to produce ID when asked. Then, you say, "Am I free to go?" Get an answer, and don't answer anything else--keep saying it. If you are free to go, then go. If you aren't, then you are under arrest and button your lip and ask for a lawyer

Posted by: artemis

I keep instructing this to my 25 year old daughter. Always be respectful but don't consent to a search without a warrant and lawyer up. People are understandably nervous when pulled over and make themselves too vulnerable.

Posted by: Cheri at April 11, 2019 03:49 PM (oiNtH)

342 And, the elliptical orbits and the 'lunar capture' maneuver was pretty slick to get it to the moon in the first place.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:47 PM (ufFY


I wouldn't swear to it, but I believe the "lunar capture" maneuver is pretty standard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

343 316 Here's the drill:
You have to produce ID when asked. Then, you say, "Am I free to go?" Get an answer, and don't answer anything else--keep saying it. If you are free to go, then go. If you aren't, then you are under arrest and button your lip and ask for a lawyer

Posted by: artemis at April 11, 2019 03:45 PM

I'll betcha Micheal Flynn never forgets that advice again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 03:50 PM (Kpl3J)

344 As Insty would say:

Faster, please !


Fella had an excellent blog, then he made some poor choices of cob-loggers and I look there maybe once a week instead of leaving it open in a tab most of the time.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian at April 11, 2019 03:50 PM (wA4OO)

345 Anyone using Imperial units for something like that should be shot for incompetence.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Mixing imperial and metric also caused the failure of a new mirror on the Hubble, I believe. My father, retired Thiokol chemical engineer, said "people ought to go to prison for this."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 11, 2019 03:50 PM (hjaPQ)

346 crashed on the dark side of the moon?

Posted by: willow at April 11, 2019 03:50 PM (r/xAU)

347 .
338

Is the lander putting out any signal at all, or is now in more parts than a U Pull It yard in Little Rock?


Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 11, 2019 03:49 PM (UFLLM)


It hit at 150 meters per second and still had fuel aboard. There is a new crater on the moon.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 11, 2019 03:50 PM (sjdRT)

348 The son of a deputy sheriff was arrested for torching some black churches somewhere...

Of course, no one is asking what the motive is.

If he's one of the handful of truly racist KKK members, he's an enormously stupid one. These churches will be rebuilt quickly and 50 times as nice as they were before. More than likely, he's a liberal who was trying to "raise awareness" or some such shit.

Posted by: jwest at April 11, 2019 03:51 PM (/roJx)

349 File under: You won't like the new rules assholes.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 11, 2019 03:51 PM (AJj50)

350 >>I wouldn't swear to it, but I believe the "lunar capture" maneuver is pretty standard.


The key is the Counter-Clockwise Swirl, right at the end.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:51 PM (uwOBA)

351 crashed on the dark side of the moon?

Or shot down? Takes off tin foil hat

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 03:51 PM (O2RFr)

352 "Would you like to Step Out of the car, Sir?"
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:40 PM (uwOBA)

Are we supposed to say no to that?
Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:42 PM (ZfNws)

You say that you will comply with any orders but you'd feel safer staying in your car.

Real lawyers or the like feel free to correct me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:43 PM (bcbK

If ordered to "exit the motor vehicle" (for some reason, cops love to use that phrase), you have to.

If kindly asked to you, I guess you can decline, but they're just going to say, "okay, now it's an order."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:52 PM (GBteo)

353 350
>>I wouldn't swear to it, but I believe the "lunar capture" maneuver is pretty standard.





The key is the Counter-Clockwise Swirl, right at the end.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:51 PM (uwOBA)


How does Tom Carver take a dump?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 11, 2019 03:52 PM (ymnmz)

354 Oh, another hot tip -- close your windows and lock your car when you exit it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:52 PM (GBteo)

355

Love to see the Podesta's go down. Shady creatures. Shady swamp creatures.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 11, 2019 03:52 PM (DBRY5)

356

The key is the Counter-Clockwise Swirl, right at the end.


Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:51 PM (uwOBA)


This is true

Posted by: Shep at April 11, 2019 03:52 PM (TAmPV)

357

Vin Scully is going to jail?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 11, 2019 03:52 PM (HaL55)

358 338

Is the lander putting out any signal at all, or is now in more parts than a U Pull It yard in Little Rock?


Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 11, 2019 03:49 PM (UFLLM)

The lander was not going to last more than a few days in the lunar day. NASA gave them some sort of reflector disk that would be used to measure the distance from the earth to the lander, but that was about it.
The whole purpose was to get it landed, to demonstrate that they could do it.
The last 7000m were a bitch.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2019 03:52 PM (ufFY8)

359 Mixing imperial and metric also caused the failure of a new mirror on the Hubble, I believe. My father, retired Thiokol chemical engineer, said "people ought to go to prison for this."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 11, 2019 03:50 PM (hjaPQ)


Yep. And that's why Imperial units should never be used. Just stick to metric. Much easier, many fewer conversion factors. No 1 mile = 5280 feet, or any of that rubbish.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

360 Carvel!! Tom Carvel!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 11, 2019 03:53 PM (ymnmz)

361 Did Tony have any involvement int he Posdesta group? or was that only david?

Posted by: willow at April 11, 2019 03:53 PM (r/xAU)

362 can PDT tell the senate to fuck off and make Cain a recess appointment?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2019 03:53 PM (d7Ww2)

363
It hit at 150 meters per second and still had fuel aboard. There is a new crater on the moon.

Well, it's make a nice nav RADAR reflector when I go in jaunt in my moon buggy.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 11, 2019 03:53 PM (UFLLM)

364 >>Oh, another hot tip -- close your windows and lock your keys in your car when you exit it.


Hide a key, FTW!

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:53 PM (uwOBA)

365 FARA act violations are a pimple on the ass of Clinton crimes, considering all the money they took from the Russkies (Uranium 1) and the Chins (rocket tech) plus who knows how many murderous greaseballs we never heard about.

Iirc (and I do), the Clinton Foundation and its puppets has filed amended disclosure forms about 6,000 times to keep up with their lies. Charles Ortel is a walking encyclopedia of their Foundation crimes.

So, in keeping with the Capones, I'd settle for some FARA or tax charges.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 11, 2019 03:54 PM (Z4rgH)

366 You have to produce ID when asked. Then, you say, "Am I free to go?" Get an answer, and don't answer anything else--keep saying it. If you are free to go, then go. If you aren't, then you are under arrest and button your lip and ask for a lawyer

Posted by: artemis at April 11, 2019 03:45 PM

I'll betcha Micheal Flynn never forgets that advice again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 03:50 PM (Kpl3J)

small quibble -- you can be not free to go and also not be under arrest.

Cops can detain you for a reasonable amount of time.

At what moment you're under arrest or even being detained is ... kind of tricky though. Lots of boring and confusing case law on it, and I don't remember the specifics.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:54 PM (GBteo)

367 crashed on the dark side of the moon?

Or shot down? Takes off tin foil hat

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 03:51 PM (O2RFr)
..........

Ancient Alien Theorists say yes.

Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at April 11, 2019 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

368 anyway I had read that although Craig was a Clinton worker for years and team player, When Baraka arrived on the scene he told Him He should run for Prez. Maybe that's why he is first?

Posted by: willow at April 11, 2019 03:54 PM (r/xAU)

369 I really wish there was some way to pass a law allowing Michael Flynn et al to be reimbursed all the money they had to spend plus 10% for pain and suffering.

And the money would have to come from those that inflicted this on him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 11, 2019 03:54 PM (zBaqJ)

370

All scummy roads lead to Obama and the Clinton's. Treason and orange suit acts upon our country.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 11, 2019 03:55 PM (DBRY5)

371 Have I told you how much I despise Romney?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 03:55 PM (O2RFr)

372 nude

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2019 03:55 PM (d7Ww2)

373 NOOD

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:56 PM (GBteo)

374
You have to produce ID when asked. Then, you say, "Am I free to go?" Get an answer, and don't answer anything else--keep saying it. If you are free to go, then go. If you aren't, then you are under arrest and button your lip and ask for a lawyer


Usually they hold your ID until you're free to go.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 11, 2019 03:56 PM (TAmPV)

375 Road to Ho.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 11, 2019 03:44 PM (ufFY




That was the pron version of the Hope and Crosby Road movies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2019 03:56 PM (OLCnA)

376 can PDT tell the senate to fuck off and make Cain a recess appointment?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2019 03:53 PM (d7Ww2)

-----------------------------

The Senate has not gone into full recess for a long time now. They keep a couple of junior Senators around so they are considered to be in "Pro forma" session, I believe. All so PDT can not make recess appointments.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 11, 2019 03:57 PM (ffYR/)

377 Have I told you how much I despise Romney?

Probably, but it's always nice to hear from like minded people.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 11, 2019 03:57 PM (D5Ogr)

378 Yep. And that's why Imperial units should never be used. Just stick to metric. Much easier, many fewer conversion factors. No 1 mile = 5280 feet, or any of that rubbish.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 03:53 PM (YqDXo)


Convert m/sec to km/hr by only moving a decimal point. That is a real life example from the first metric project I had to do after being lectured for an hour or two about how easy it is to convert anything by only shifting a decimal point. And some of these SI countries don't even use decimal points - they use commas.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 11, 2019 03:57 PM (kUmUV)

379 Yep. And that's why Imperial units should never be used. Just stick to metric. Much easier, many fewer conversion factors. No 1 mile = 5280 feet, or any of that rubbish.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2019 03:53 PM (YqDXo)


Presents Jay with 8 centimeters of stuck out tongue.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 11, 2019 03:58 PM (Z4rgH)

380 @294 The rocket took a selfie just before it crashed.

https://twitter.com/EylonALevy/status/1116422839383601156
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I love the slogan visible in the picture - "Small country, big dreams"

Posted by: junior at April 11, 2019 03:59 PM (Fp6vo)

381 Question....since Hillary was only "investigated" and never actually tried, couldn't the case be re-opened and submitted to a prosecutor? The 5th Ammendment only covers being re-tried for the same crime. Since she never was tried, the door should be wide open.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at April 11, 2019 03:19 PM (al2Cf)


Never charged, so no double jeopardy. However, I think Mueller was running out the Statute of Limitations clock for Felonia von Pantsuit.

My guess is that she will walk and some of the Feebs get charged for the falsified FISA affidavit.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 11, 2019 03:59 PM (5Yee7)

382 Is the lander putting out any signal at all, or is now in more parts than a U Pull It yard in Little Rock?


Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 11, 2019 03:49 PM (UFLLM)

She hit the lunar surface with a descent rate around 300 mph. All that'll be left is a small crater full of tinfoil bits.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 04:00 PM (J+mig)

383 @366
"Courts have stated that 'n determining 'when' a person is arrested, we ask at what point, 'in view of all the circumstances surrounding the incident, a reasonable person would have believed he [she] was not free to leave.' ' U.S. v. Hastamorir, 881 F.2d 1551, 1556 (11th Cir.'89"

That's why you keep asking the question.

Posted by: artemis at April 11, 2019 04:00 PM (AwPyG)

384 "Would you like to Step Out of the car, Sir?"
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:40 PM (uwOBA)

Are we supposed to say no to that?
Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:42 PM (ZfNws)

You say that you will comply with any orders but you'd feel safer staying in your car.

Real lawyers or the like feel free to correct me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:43 PM (bcbK

If ordered to "exit the motor vehicle" (for some reason, cops love to use that phrase), you have to.

If kindly asked to you, I guess you can decline, but they're just going to say, "okay, now it's an order."



Best thing to do is do as they ask. If you're legally carrying, then tell them. Other than that, just shut up.

If you're arrested, immediately call a lawyer.

Posted by: Sooner at April 11, 2019 04:02 PM (Fs5vw)

385 294 The rocket took a selfie just before it crashed.

https://twitter.com/EylonALevy/status/1116422839383601156
Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:41 PM (ZfNws)


Well, there you are. If it was watching where it was going instead of pausing to take a selfie...

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2019 04:03 PM (xjiRE)

386
"Would you like to Step Out of the car, Sir?"
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:40 PM (uwOBA)

Are we supposed to say no to that?
Posted by: m at April 11, 2019 03:42 PM (ZfNws)

You say that you will comply with any orders but you'd feel safer staying in your car.

Real lawyers or the like feel free to correct me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 03:43 PM (bcbK

If ordered to "exit the motor vehicle" (for some reason, cops love to use that phrase), you have to.

If kindly asked to you, I guess you can decline, but they're just going to say, "okay, now it's an order."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 03:52 PM (GBteo

xxxxxxx

Personal Safety is a valid reason to decline any invitation to exit your vehicle. You are much safer inside that big metal box when there are metal boxes speeding past you.

Just ask any cop. There are dozens hit and injured and one or more killed making traffic stops on the side of the road in Minnesota alone.

Keep your hands in sight. I prefer to tightly grip the wheel. It gives my hands something to do, and keeps them visible. When you are asked for your ID, point to where it is at, and then slowly reach for it.

Tell the officer what you are going to do before you do it. Give him time to say stop.

Posted by: rd at April 11, 2019 04:04 PM (EK+Pw)

387 And some of these SI countries don't even use decimal points - they use commas.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 11, 2019 03:57 PM (kUmUV)


Conversely, folks from those countries don't know $h!t about Imperial units. When I was tutoring at a local community college, I had to explain the conversions to those students because their physics homework problems from the book assumed students were familiar with Imperial units.

Those poor students were looking at me, "like, WTF? There's 12 inches in 1 foot and 3 feet in 1 yard and 5280 feet in 1 mile?"

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 11, 2019 04:05 PM (5Yee7)

388 @384
if the police ask what you are doing, where you are going, whether they can open the trunk, or anything after they look at your ID, you say: "Am I free to go?"
If they detain you, you are "under arrest."
Don't answer questions, call a lawyer.

Posted by: artemis at April 11, 2019 04:06 PM (AwPyG)

389 My ex came home one day after work sweating like a pig and his suit was all dirty. I asked what the hell happened......he was speeding on the 405 freeway in CA and was pulled over by CHP. He immediately got out of his car to get his ID which was in his gym bag in the trunk. Bad F'ing move. CHP had him spread eagled on the ground on the side of the freeway with guns drawn. He's lucky he wasn't shot, the big dope! Hands at 10 and 2.

Posted by: Cheri at April 11, 2019 04:09 PM (oiNtH)

390 You know what else cops don't like? Pulling over people not wearing pants.

Trust me, err, I heard that somewhere.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 11, 2019 04:14 PM (1ISKN)

391 Another question: Why didn't Mueller himself prosecute? He prosecuted Manafort. If he's investigating "RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE," and counts Manafort's failure to register as under that general rubric, why is Greg Craig's exactly-similar crime not also under that rubric?

Did the leftwing Democrats on his staff make some argument on Craig's behalf? Did they just not wanna prosecute Democrats?
__________________________________

Duh. They didn't need to make any arguments. Plus, prosecuting him meant prosecuting the Podesta bros. These were all Clinton lackeys on the Mueller team, and he didn't select them. THEY selected him.

Posted by: Orson at April 11, 2019 04:15 PM (TeLTN)

392 Never charged, so no double jeopardy. However, I think Mueller was running out the Statute of Limitations clock for Felonia von Pantsuit.

My guess is that she will walk and some of the Feebs get charged for the falsified FISA affidavit.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 11, 2019 03:59 PM (5Yee7)


-----

Well they are getting Assange on something from 2010.

Posted by: MAGA at April 11, 2019 04:15 PM (I5LRE)

393 Looks like the Jews won't be controlling moon weather anytime soon.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 11, 2019 04:17 PM (1ISKN)

394 ""Would you like to Step Out of the car, Sir?"
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 03:40 PM (uwOBA)

"Well officer I would like to remain..."

"Step out! Stay still! Sit down!

*bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang *

Posted by: Jeronima Yanez at April 11, 2019 04:23 PM (koNhm)

395 And the piece's of the puzzle fall into place we see a secret plan by Big Brother to subvert our nations soventry

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 11, 2019 04:31 PM (wGqjj)

396 Please stop saying THE Ukraine!!! It's Ukraine!
And I hope this isn't the only Obama Administration indictment... worried it's a token of red meat to the baying hordes.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at April 11, 2019 05:02 PM (Gim9y)

397 The Ukraine is weak..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 11, 2019 05:41 PM (IKya9)

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