America's Battiest Spinster Aunt and Conspiracy Theorist Rachel Maddow Sees Her Ratings Continue to Fall

Why is she still on Twitter and FaceBook and YouTube? Aren't conspiracy theorists to be deplatformed?

MSNBC and CNN's ratings have not recovered from a massive drop after special counsel Robert Mueller concluded his investigation into Russia collusion.
CNN delivered its second-lowest rated week of the year in total day and primetime between April 1 to April 7, according to Nielsen Media Research, while MSNBC had its second-lowest rated week of the year in the key 25-54 age demographic.
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CNN finished 15th in primetime and 8th in total day, falling to Home and Garden TV (HGTV) and Nickelodeon.

Lulz.

Maddow's show is down 17 percent from her numbers in March and 34 percent down from April of last year.

Update:

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— Sources Say 'Build the Wall' (@NolteNC) April 12, 2019

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1 Animatronic Cashew has sadz.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 01:23 PM (QPKL6)

2 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 01:24 PM (XSSCs)

3 dammit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 12, 2019 01:24 PM (XSSCs)

4 Wow. Her ratings fell faster than price of GE stock.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2019 01:24 PM (jxbfJ)

5 Anyway to check their current ad rates?

Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 01:24 PM (cF8AT)

6 Not so fast, Movie Boy.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 01:24 PM (QPKL6)

7 Do raw cashews have salty tears?

Posted by: dIb at April 12, 2019 01:24 PM (VJOLZ)

8 Maddow's show is down 17 percent from her numbers in March and 34 percent down from April of last year.

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Poor fellow.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2019 01:25 PM (8XRCm)

9 Apparently, climate change has come to the MSM

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 01:25 PM (QkjLD)

10 Her nieces hate going to visit her. She's always ranting about stuff and serving them tofu burgers.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 01:25 PM (RD7QR)

11 Rule #1 of being a Televangelist:

Never disappoint the flock.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2019 01:25 PM (Ct55T)

12 They need a new respectable conspiracy theory, stat!

Meanwhile, Fox will be following Spygate, while everyone else will downplay it. Guess who's ratings will never be better soon?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2019 01:25 PM (ju9gW)

13 I really hope some of the faithful killed themselves after the Mueller deuce was dropped.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 01:25 PM (BXMxN)

14 Viewers Eschew Animatronic Cashew

Posted by: Alt Headline at April 12, 2019 01:25 PM (QPKL6)

15
Puppet show

CNN

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2019 01:26 PM (OLCnA)

16 Only 17%?

Posted by: rd at April 12, 2019 01:26 PM (EK+Pw)

17 CNN finished 15th in primetime

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Out of how many, 15? Reruns of Hee Haw would top it, I'm sure.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 12, 2019 01:26 PM (YslsA)

18 My Club 85 coworker still watches it religiously.

We get along well, but I'm afraid one of these days I'm gonna blow my stack on that hypocritical piece of shit. Hence Reason #1 why I need to get out of there.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 12, 2019 01:26 PM (SzCD0)

19 "Wow. Her ratings fell faster than price of GE stock."
-Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2019 01:24 PM (jxbfJ)

Please let me know when you remove that particular Arrow from my Blind-Spot.

Thanks in advance!

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 12, 2019 01:26 PM (Ckg4U)

20
Did I miss some minor drama involving that Maddow fellow and cashews??

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2019 01:27 PM (8XRCm)

21 >> Only 17%?

That would have rocked with a Janis Ian sock.

Posted by: Alt Headline at April 12, 2019 01:27 PM (QPKL6)

22 And the last few viewers are still clinging to, collusion! They are saying Barr covered it up. It's really there in the FULL report.

No. Really. Stop laughing.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2019 01:27 PM (VkWRL)

23 Her ratings fell faster than price of GE stock.
A police department in Wisconsin tweeted yesterday the the thermometer went from 54 to 30 like it had seen a state trooper.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 12, 2019 01:27 PM (8ZmvG)

24 The Mueller Report was like the HMS Maddow took a torpedo into the main battery magazine.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2019 01:28 PM (hLRSq)

25 Poor Rachel! Those sad eyes, that twisted moue of disappointment.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2019 01:28 PM (NMAzL)

26 That guy, Jake Maddow, is crazy.

Posted by: JAS at April 12, 2019 01:28 PM (KOCKb)

27 Looks like Ted Koppel was partially right. Their ratings are in the toilet. Not because there's no more Trump but because there's no more appetite for the constant drumbeat about #OrangeManBad and #Resist in the face of overwhelming contrary evidence.

It was somehow even worse for them than Koppel thought.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2019 01:28 PM (I2dne)

28 Isn't Maddow really Stephen Hayes in drag? Ok maybe half drag.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2019 01:28 PM (VkWRL)

29 "12
They need a new respectable conspiracy theory, stat!"

Being a moonbat means you never have to admit that you were, or are, wrong.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 12, 2019 01:28 PM (eAshZ)

30 They came to hear the words, "you're good, smart people, and you're going to WIN" over and over for the past two years and now they realize they aren't going to win anytime soon. They'll tune back in a year when the narrative switches to how much of a landslide their candidate is going to win in.

Posted by: bebo at April 12, 2019 01:28 PM (psJuX)

31 FINISH HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!

metaphorically, you know. Not, like, with any sexual connotation or anything like that. Ewwwww

Posted by: Ralph WALDO Emerson at April 12, 2019 01:28 PM (9HuGt)

32 Like someone swept the leg out from under her.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 01:28 PM (QPKL6)

33 Madcow needs to be sued into oblivion for willfully disseminating information designed to cause a coup.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2019 01:29 PM (d7Ww2)

34 ...really, really selective!

Posted by: MSNBC and CNN at April 12, 2019 01:29 PM (dBiBP)

35 Maddow could get 'in front' of SpyGate by claiming it was "non-partisan rogue lawyers/agents at DOJ/FBI (ie not Democrats)

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 01:29 PM (QkjLD)

36 Y'all are too hard on the Maddow fellow.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 01:29 PM (yQpMk)

37 She is a loathsome person, how she gets away with the lies I will never get.

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2019 01:29 PM (BbGew)

38 Seeing Rachel Madcow in tears after the announcement of the Mueller report didn't even help her.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2019 01:30 PM (jxbfJ)

39 That CNN is lower viewership than a kids network is just... delicious.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:30 PM (fF3XF)

40 33 Madcow needs to be sued into oblivion for willfully disseminating information designed to cause a coup.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2019 01:29 PM (d7Ww2)

We all know what the proscribed penalty for Treason is...

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 01:30 PM (UnA8+)

41 This is freaking hilarious. In the same Daily Beast THE Rick Wilson wrote his stupid screed trashing Bill Barr, there's this:

"Keith Olbermann: MSNBC's Rachel Maddow and Steve Kornacki 'Washed me out of their past.'"

http://tinyurl.com/yy52dtxv

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 12, 2019 01:30 PM (ptqGC)

42 Meanwhile, Fox will be following Spygate, while everyone else will downplay it. Guess who's ratings will never be better soon?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2019 01:25 PM (ju9gW)

Let's not forget all of the woke companies who won't run commercials on icky Fox but will waste ad dollars on stations whose ratings are on life support

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2019 01:30 PM (OLCnA)

43 *points*

*laughs*

Posted by: Spongebob at April 12, 2019 01:30 PM (oVJmc)

44 This is more related to the PENCIL Act post but what pisses me off so much about Omar is that the Dems let her sit on the Foreign Affairs committee for f#cks sake. She's a pro-terror raghead in a pro-terror raghead district so she won an election -- fine -- that's representing a single district but putting the freshman bitch on any committee let alone that one. [types erases] [types erases]

Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2019 01:30 PM (Dh1wo)

45 These people are all mentally deranged and emotionally disturbed.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 01:30 PM (NWiLs)

46 *writes-down 'moue'*

-My Kingdom for a Dictaphone.

...forget it. I've got Chavez' number.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 12, 2019 01:30 PM (Ckg4U)

47 36
Y'all are too hard on the Maddow fellow.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 01:29 PM (yQpMk)
Think you mean her partner, who is 15+ years her senior is too hard on her.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2019 01:30 PM (jxbfJ)

48 Next Up: What does Assange know, and How Much Will It Hurt Trump!?!?

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at April 12, 2019 01:30 PM (XLxGY)

49 They'll tune back in a year when the narrative switches to how much of a landslide their candidate is going to win in.

Posted by: bebo at April 12, 2019 01:28 PM (psJuX)

I hope Maddow's nightmare is reprised on election night.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 12, 2019 01:30 PM (NMAzL)

50 She needs a new hairdo. Soften up the image a bit.

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 12, 2019 01:30 PM (7ZQe3)

51 Chuck Todd and Chris Cuomo are currently having a slap fight after Cuomo said in an interview that Jake Tapper was a much bigger deal in political analysis than Todd.

They are starting to turn on each other.

Posted by: John Wick at April 12, 2019 01:30 PM (/tuJf)

52 She is a loathsome person, how she gets away with the lies I will never get.

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2019 01:29 PM (BbGew)

The lies are in service to her corporate masters and the rest of her community. Who there is going to call her out?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2019 01:31 PM (hLRSq)

53 >>Seeing Rachel Madcow in tears after the announcement of the Mueller report didn't even help her.

Closest anyone will ever come to getting an erection while watching her show.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 01:31 PM (QPKL6)

54 You arrogant ass! You've killed US!!

Posted by: Brian Williams at April 12, 2019 01:31 PM (yQpMk)

55 37 She is a loathsome person, how she gets away with the lies I will never get.
Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2019 01:29 PM (BbGew)

Xhe gets paid a lot of money to play xer role.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:31 PM (fF3XF)

56 We need you people in the airports. Now get out there and be present!

Posted by: CNN at April 12, 2019 01:31 PM (IMdOQ)

57
Talking about healthcare all day ain't going to bring the ratings back.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 01:31 PM (TAmPV)

58 47 36
Y'all are too hard on the Maddow fellow.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2019 01:29 PM (yQpMk)
Think you mean her partner, who is 15+ years her senior is too hard on her.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2019 01:30 PM (jxbfJ)

Goes through three strap-ons a week, I hear.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2019 01:31 PM (NWiLs)

59 Maddow's show is down 17 percent from her numbers in March and 34 percent down from April of last year.

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Only 34%?

The consumers of this show just want a buzz of moral and intellectual superiority, no matter how delusional or fake it is.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 12, 2019 01:31 PM (zqIs6)

60 The Barr summation of the Mueller Report is almost like a replay of the 2016 election night. LOL Salty, tasty Radical Left tears. I think I will use them as seasoning on my steak on Sunday.

Posted by: JAS at April 12, 2019 01:31 PM (KOCKb)

61 Being a moonbat means you never have to admit that you were, or are, wrong.
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 12, 2019 01:28 PM (eAshZ)

That's the draw of the Left's subjective ideology.

Nothing is ever your fault. You are never wrong, as long as you genuflect before the Almighty State and its priesthood.

It's always someone else's fault. There is never responsibilty, cause, nor effect in leftyland. Life without consequences is their promise.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 01:32 PM (J+mig)

62 I want MSNBC to bring back that dipstick in the khaki pants who a week before the election predicted Hillary would win 400 or so electoral votes, going state by state in a fantasy-fugue state

KANSAS !!! KANSAS !!!!!

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at April 12, 2019 01:32 PM (9HuGt)

63 I really hope some of the faithful killed themselves after the Mueller deuce was dropped.

I hope numerous bitter old lefties who clung to life for the Mueller Report had it ringing in their ears as the Abyss opened.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2019 01:32 PM (oVJmc)

64
Let's not forget all of the woke companies who won't run commercials on icky Fox but will waste ad dollars on stations whose ratings are on life support

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And you wonder how Mike Lindell sells so many "My Pillows"?

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 12, 2019 01:32 PM (7ZQe3)

65
Time to trot out a cover letter from one of Trump's tax returns from the 1990s, girlie girl!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2019 01:32 PM (1hy/q)

66 This is more related to the PENCIL Act post but what pisses me off so much about Omar is that the Dems let her sit on the Foreign Affairs committee for f#cks sake. She's a pro-terror raghead in a pro-terror raghead district so she won an election -- fine -- that's representing a single district but putting the freshman bitch on any committee let alone that one. [types erases] [types erases]
Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2019 01:30 PM (Dh1wo)
++++++++++
This is the Democrat Party, and the RNC could make hay with it if they cared to. It isn't about statemanship or patriotism or ability, it's about power and rubbing your nose in it.

Too bad the RNC doesn't care to.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2019 01:32 PM (I2dne)

67 Talking about healthcare all day ain't going to bring the ratings back.

Trannies!

Racists!!

Messicans!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2019 01:33 PM (oVJmc)

68 can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at April 12, 2019 01:33 PM (yQpMk)

69 Who was the history-buff MSDNC had on one of their panels who was ranting about how "we" hung Benedict Arnold for treason and whatnot?

I wonder where that trog is now.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:33 PM (fF3XF)

70
This isn't something to make mock of, people died waiting for the Mueller Report to drop.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 01:33 PM (TAmPV)

71 Maddows numbers are down bigly, but I believe her agent was smart enough to square away a new contract in the meantime. She and Mrs. Madcow will be just fine, regardless of ratings, sadly. I always hope to see people like this driven into cold snowstorms and taking up residence in a refrigerator box, beneath an highway overpass.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Can you drink rum and tonic before Memorial Day? at April 12, 2019 01:34 PM (Z216Q)

72 CNN should play to its base and give flight updates.

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2019 01:34 PM (IMdOQ)

73 HEADLINE : 2/3 of delusional a**holes who believed The Full Boat of Trump / Putin delirium are still delirious.

news at eleven.....

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at April 12, 2019 01:34 PM (9HuGt)

74
Chuck Todd and Chris Cuomo are currently having a slap fight after Cuomo said in an interview that Jake Tapper was a much bigger deal in political analysis than Todd.

Might one say they're being ... bitchy?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2019 01:35 PM (1hy/q)

75 >>>She needs a new hairdo. Soften up the image a bit.<<<

Rachel is the GQ version of Sally Kohn.

Posted by: Fritz at April 12, 2019 01:35 PM (LuPts)

76
Maddow, pronounced "Madoff."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 01:35 PM (zBaqJ)

77 A year from now, Maddow will be getting bumped from a soapbox in Rockefeller Plaza because The End Is Near Guy has more pertinent revelations.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 12, 2019 01:35 PM (6eEQ+)

78 Rachel is the GQ version of Sally Kohn.
Posted by: Fritz at April 12, 2019 01:35 PM (LuPts)

Ah, but Sally will always be the gold-standard, benchmark of dumbness.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:35 PM (fF3XF)

79 75 >>>She needs a new hairdo. Soften up the image a bit.

Rachel is the GQ version of Sally Kohn.
Posted by: Fritz at April 12, 2019 01:35 PM (LuPts)

"I know, right?!"

- - Brains Tracey, The Thunderbirds

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 01:36 PM (zBaqJ)

80 BSNPC can save themselves. They just need to switch from calling themselves a news channel to another genre, PolySyFy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 01:36 PM (+y/Ru)

81 26 That guy, Jake Maddow, is crazy.
Posted by: JAS at April 12, 2019 01:28 PM (KOCKb)

Tsk, she's not trans she's an authentic lesbotarian.

Posted by: CN at April 12, 2019 01:36 PM (U7k5w)

82 I think I will watch CNN following Jim Comey eating a bullet. It should be 'must see tee vee'. Then there's the discovery that RBG has been dead for months. That will be great entertainment. So much to look forward to with CNN.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 01:36 PM (2LelM)

83 How many female news anchors can Trump bring down?

And I use the term female and news loosely.

Posted by: SH at April 12, 2019 01:36 PM (sX1BW)

84 What did you say?
>> Cashew
I'm sorry, can you repeat that?
>> Cashew
I'm a bit hard of hearing...
>> CASHEW!!!

Gesundheit!

Posted by: stumck at April 12, 2019 01:36 PM (Hd08M)

85
Chuck Todd and Chris Cuomo are currently having a slap fight
after Cuomo said in an interview that Jake Tapper was a much bigger deal
in political analysis than Todd.

Move them into the general population and let them settle it in the exercise yard.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Can you drink rum and tonic before Memorial Day? at April 12, 2019 01:36 PM (Z216Q)

86 83 How many female news anchors can Trump bring down?

And I use the term female and news loosely.
Posted by: SH at April 12, 2019 01:36 PM (sX1BW)

Cuntessa Brewery.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2019 01:36 PM (zBaqJ)

87 Rachel ... who?

Posted by: mrp at April 12, 2019 01:38 PM (Pqytn)

88 Mother's milk isn't just for babies anymore.

Global chemical giants DowDuPont Inc. and BASF SE are investing millions to ramp up production of an indigestible sugar found naturally in breast milk. Infant formula makers like Nestle SA can't get enough of the synthetic ingredient. Now the companies are eyeing a potentially bigger customer: adults. DuPont estimates the annual market could reach $1 billion.

Human milk oligosaccharide is the third most common solid in breast milk, after lactose and fat. HMO escapes digestion, allowing it to reach the colon where it feeds beneficial bacteria. HMOs may explain why breast-fed babies tend to fare better than formula-fed, said Rachael Buck, who leads HMO research at Similac formula-maker Abbott Laboratories.

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 01:38 PM (QkjLD)

89 82 I think I will watch CNN following Jim Comey eating a bullet. It should be 'must see tee vee'. Then there's the discovery that RBG has been dead for months. That will be great entertainment. So much to look forward to with CNN.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 01:36 PM (2LelM)

Jimmy Drama does come-off as the type who could pull a Budd Dwyer, don't you think?

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:38 PM (fF3XF)

90 At what point do the suits realize they have to get the hook out?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 01:38 PM (2LelM)

91 "Rachel ... who?"
-Posted by: mrp at April 12, 2019 01:38 PM (Pqytn)

Some guy from Canada. ...you wouldn't know her.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 12, 2019 01:39 PM (Ckg4U)

Posted by: mrp at April 12, 2019 01:39 PM (Pqytn)

93 The fact that they have any viewers at all is troubling.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 12, 2019 01:39 PM (AB9tT)

94 80 BSNPC can save themselves. They just need to switch from calling themselves a news channel to another genre, PolySyFy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 01:36 PM (+y/Ru)

The Sharknado Report, with Rachel Maddow and an enraged anti-Trump shark! It's gold, boss!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow makes a pitch at April 12, 2019 01:40 PM (RD7QR)

95 Wasn't this explained by the fact that there has been very little news lately?

It's hard to make a living as a carnival barker if there are no shows to sell. Maybe it's time for another Melania Is Dead chorus.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 12, 2019 01:40 PM (VaN/j)

96 I will say this for Maddow. At least her dad didn't cut her clit off.

Posted by: nip at April 12, 2019 01:40 PM (DfGpI)

97 Actually Maddow was quite attractive in her day.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rachel-maddows-yearbook-p_n_640093

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 12, 2019 01:40 PM (7ZQe3)

98 Being a moonbat means you never ~~have to admit that you were, or are, wrong~~ having to say you're sorry.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 01:40 PM (+y/Ru)

99 The fact that they have any viewers at all is troubling.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 12, 2019 01:39 PM (AB9tT)

People (and by people I mean my wife) still watch The Curse of Oak Island.

Just saying, is all.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:40 PM (fF3XF)

100 The fact that they have any viewers at all is troubling.

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I'm pretty sure most of their remaining viewers are those refueling their schaudenboners.

Posted by: SH at April 12, 2019 01:40 PM (sX1BW)

101 97
Actually Maddow was quite attractive in her day.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rachel-maddows-yearbook-p_n_640093

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 12, 2019 01:40 PM (7ZQe3)
Classic example of what all that pent up rage and anger can do to you.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2019 01:40 PM (jxbfJ)

102 Just recently, Stelter tried to say CNN didn't care about ratings. He Tweeted "Ratings rise, ratings fall. Stories come, stories go. It's important to cover Trump and it's important to cover what comes next."

Posted by: Grimaldi at April 12, 2019 01:40 PM (E9+/Z)

103 Who would have thought that Bernie Sanders has become the voice of reason in the Dem party, and might actually get them so shift back to border control.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2019 01:40 PM (+FCSF)

104 She's only 17%!

Posted by: Winger at April 12, 2019 01:41 PM (7HtZB)

105 So yer sayin' it's not Mac tonight?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2019 01:41 PM (uAgHA)

106 97: A thicker neck than Schiff's, that's for sure.

Posted by: CN at April 12, 2019 01:41 PM (U7k5w)

107 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at April 12, 2019 01:41 PM (C1NyB)

108
Psst! Hey, #resistance!

Those cliff jumping and suicidal walruses caught on film by David Attenborough were a suggestion. Just thiught you needed to know.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2019 01:41 PM (1hy/q)

109 #92 expresses my interest in a Jake Tapper vs Chuck Todd conflict. Two nitwits, both with delusions of competence.

Posted by: mrp at April 12, 2019 01:41 PM (Pqytn)

110 68 can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at April 12, 2019 01:33 PM (yQpMk)

Nope. Bigly Nope.

Posted by: PDJT at April 12, 2019 01:41 PM (0CeRG)

111 me can't sleep trump will eat me can't sleep trump will eat me
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at April 12, 2019 01:33 PM (yQpMk)

I just puked a bit....

Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at April 12, 2019 01:41 PM (q/RCv)

112 The term news shouldn't even be used anymore, Democrat's propaganda outlet is more fitting.

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2019 01:41 PM (BbGew)

113 The Truth is relative to these cretins.
They are never wrong, they just have "my truth", which is whatever they heck they want it to be.

Posted by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at April 12, 2019 01:41 PM (w7KSn)

114 My spinster auntie is not a big bull dyke!

Posted by: America at April 12, 2019 01:41 PM (fqUgw)

115 97 - still looks somewhat horse-faced.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 12, 2019 01:42 PM (AB9tT)

116 At what point do the suits realize they have to get the hook out?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 01:38 PM (2LelM)

They're deep into the fever-swamps themselves. And those that aren't, which one of them wants to be the first to call the religiously demented out and tell them the truth on how they were used for ratings?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2019 01:42 PM (hLRSq)

117 Actually Maddow was quite attractive in her day.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rachel-maddows-yearbook-p_n_640093

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I looked at the trap Ray!

Posted by: SH at April 12, 2019 01:42 PM (sX1BW)

118 Rachel (ray-shale)

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 01:42 PM (QkjLD)

119 Trump threatens on Twitter to start dumping illegals in Sanctuary cities.

Man I love this President!

Posted by: Blago at April 12, 2019 01:42 PM (UfkIY)

120 Trump is confirming the story that locating illegals in sanctuary cities is correct. The story said the idea was abandoned, but Trump says it's still under "serious consideration." Rush says this is an epic troll.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 12, 2019 01:42 PM (hjaPQ)

121 Poll for Dailykos

2020 National GE:

Trump 45% (+1)
Harris 44%
.
Trump 45% (+2)
Warren 43%

Sanders 45% (+1)
Trump 44%

Biden 45%
Trump 45%

Posted by: Ha at April 12, 2019 01:42 PM (MAstk)

122 It couldn't happen to a nicer dude.

Posted by: Guzalot at April 12, 2019 01:42 PM (prSvo)

123 101 Classic example of what all that pent up rage and anger can do to you.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2019 01:40 PM (jxbfJ)

That's why I'm trying to just take ownership of my weirdness and economic station in life and just do what I want before I get too old to.

I'm tired of being resentful all the time.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 01:43 PM (UnA8+)

124 Only 17%?
Posted by: rd

That doesn't sound bad, until you realize that 62% of her "viewers" are TVs in airports.

Posted by: mikeski at April 12, 2019 01:43 PM (P1f+c)

125 115 97 - still looks somewhat horse-faced.
******

Yeah, but still "hit" worthy. But now we know "The Rest of the Story"

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 12, 2019 01:43 PM (7ZQe3)

126 114: You've seen Susan Mikula? Spinster auntie IS a bulldyke.

Posted by: CN at April 12, 2019 01:43 PM (U7k5w)

127 114
My spinster auntie is not a big bull dyke!

Posted by: America at April 12, 2019 01:41 PM (fqUgw)

Despite her breath smelling like the docks after a fishing trawler just offloaded.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2019 01:43 PM (jxbfJ)

128
At what point do the suits realize they have to get the hook out?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 01:38 PM

She's still one of MSNBC's biggest draws. The real question is, when will the sponsors start demanding renegotiated rates? That's when budgets start getting cut and the shows start cannibalizing each other for shares of the shrinking pie.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2019 01:43 PM (ju9gW)

129 Dailykos

So you know it was weighted heavily dem.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2019 01:43 PM (+FCSF)

130 Chuck Todd and Chris Cuomo are currently having a slap fight after Cuomo said in an interview that Jake Tapper was a much bigger deal in political analysis than Todd.

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Settle down, guys. Fake Jake and Chuck Toad will always be equally influential in my book.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 01:44 PM (+y/Ru)

131 But, but...Town Hall!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 01:44 PM (w54mS)

132 Just recently, Stelter tried to say CNN didn't care about ratings. He Tweeted "Ratings rise, ratings fall. Stories come, stories go. It's important to cover Trump and it's important to cover what comes next."

Posted by: Grimaldi at April 12, 2019 01:40 PM (E9+/Z)

I'll be feeding you your next lines in a few minutes, Tater.

Posted by: Donny Two-Scoops Trump at April 12, 2019 01:44 PM (hLRSq)

133 Actually Maddow was quite attractive in her day.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rachel-maddows-yearbook-p_n_640093

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I looked at the trap Ray!
Posted by: SH at April 12, 2019 01:42 PM (sX1BW)

I LoL'd
(golf clap and hat tip)

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:44 PM (fF3XF)

134 Grimaldi: "Just recently, Stelter tried to say CNN didn't care about ratings..."

Clearly a potato that has mastered economics and business.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 12, 2019 01:45 PM (6eEQ+)

135 It's almost like their Narrative was complete BS. It was their last best hope since Hillary screwed the pooch. Evil Trump has won.

Posted by: Joe Dag at April 12, 2019 01:45 PM (3w9Fm)

136 Barry Sanders>>>>>>>>Bernie sanders

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 01:45 PM (BXMxN)

137 Veteran British comedian Ian Cognito died on stage Thursday evening during a stand-up performance.

.. his friends said he did that every evening

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 01:45 PM (QkjLD)

138 Colonel Sanders > Bernie Sanders

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2019 01:45 PM (I2dne)

139
So you know it was weighted heavily dem.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2019 01:43 PM (+FC

D+6

Posted by: Ha at April 12, 2019 01:45 PM (MAstk)

140 136 Barry Sanders>>>>>>>>Bernie sanders
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 01:45 PM (BXMxN)

Gary Shandling >>> Bernie Panhandling

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2019 01:45 PM (Ct55T)

141 This sanctuary cities thing is hilarious. Libs are screaming that it would be awful to bring illegals to their cities and their neighborhoods, but when asked why they just sputter.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2019 01:46 PM (ZGrMX)

142 The Shelf Network is now pulling better ratings than CNN.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 12, 2019 01:46 PM (P1AAi)

143 She's still one of MSNBC's biggest draws. The real
question is, when will the sponsors start demanding renegotiated rates?
That's when budgets start getting cut and the shows start cannibalizing
each other for shares of the shrinking pie.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2019 01:43 PM (ju9gW)

==============================
Both CNN and MSNBC are praying for a mysterious disappearance of a hot blonde in the Caribbean.

Posted by: mrp at April 12, 2019 01:46 PM (Pqytn)

144 She's only 17%!

-
She learned the truth at 17%.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 01:46 PM (+y/Ru)

145 Random Orbit Sander > Bernie Sanders

Posted by: human at April 12, 2019 01:46 PM (0CeRG)

146 The comic, who was in his early 60s, fell ill during the performance at the Atic bar in the English town of Bicester, 14 miles north of Oxford.

Paramedics were called to the venue just after 10 p.m. but Cognito was pronounced dead at the scene, the venue's owner, Ryan Mold, confirmed to CNN.

Mold, who was at the venue during the performance, told CNN that Cognito was on stage and "around halfway through his set" when he fell ill. "He sat down, put his head and arms back; his shoulders were twitching," he said.

Mold said the "audience thought it was part of his set," as Cognito had spoken about having a heart attack or a stroke only a few minutes earlier.

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 01:46 PM (QkjLD)

147 Wasn't there a time when the talk was about how smart Maddow was, Rhodes scholar or something?

My memory might be faulty.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 12, 2019 01:46 PM (JgA4k)

148

But, but, I can do this...

*makes twisted moue*

It's what I do best.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at April 12, 2019 01:47 PM (U7Mh9)

149 At what point do the suits realize they have to get the hook out?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 01:38 PM

They will always have a core audience. My Club 85 coworker proves that.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 12, 2019 01:47 PM (SzCD0)

150 "The Shelf Network is now pulling better ratings than CNN."
-Posted by: Dr Spank at April 12, 2019 01:46 PM (P1AAi)

The Gorilla Channel has been taking on more viewership, as well.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 12, 2019 01:47 PM (Ckg4U)

151
Grimaldi: "Just recently, Stelter tried to say CNN didn't care about ratings..."

Does he care about his paycheck?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 01:47 PM (TAmPV)

152
"Ratings rise, ratings fall. Stories come, stories go."

A good start, Tater. Now read "one fish two fish red fish blue fish"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2019 01:47 PM (1hy/q)

153 Most people don't like being lied to, but being democrats they're slow learners, and anxiously so.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at April 12, 2019 01:47 PM (NjJUT)

154 This sanctuary cities thing is hilarious. Libs are screaming that it would be awful to bring illegals to their cities and their neighborhoods, but when asked why they just sputter.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2019 01:46 PM (ZGrMX)

"You got your Alinsky in my Cloward-Piven!"
"You got your Cloward-Piven all over my Alinsky!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2019 01:48 PM (hLRSq)

155 I kind of like the name Randy Orbit Sander. Can I change my name?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 01:48 PM (2LelM)

156 Listening to Stelter is no longer possible. All I hear is Mark Dice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Can you drink rum and tonic before Memorial Day? at April 12, 2019 01:48 PM (Z216Q)

157 I always wanted a table sander.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 01:48 PM (QPKL6)

158 >Closest anyone will ever come to getting an erection while watching her show.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 01:31 PM (QPKL6)

The Nope is strong in this comment.

Posted by: Muad'dib's Undercarriage at April 12, 2019 01:49 PM (sjdRT)

159
Cognito ergo sum

Cognito est mort

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2019 01:49 PM (pNxlR)

160 Federal Communications Commission Chairman Ajit Pai said on Friday the FCC intends to start the agency's third 5G spectrum auction on Dec. 10, the latest effort to make more spectrum available for faster-speed service that could transform significant sectors of the U.S. economy.

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 01:49 PM (QkjLD)

161 In the long run, a Bernie nomination could be the best possible thing.

You know if he wins, he's actually going to DO (or at least try to do) all the things he says he will, which will result in a pandemic level of malaise that would make Jimmuh Cartuh's economy look like Jack Lalaine.

So either Trump wins, and the country does just fine for another couple years, or Bernie wins, and we take some lumps for a few years but in return the final nail in the coffin of American Progressivism is driven home, and we can finally begin the century long process of re-learning as a People what we used to know once upon a time: Fix your own G.D. problems.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 12, 2019 01:49 PM (Ct55T)

162 141 This sanctuary cities thing is hilarious. Libs are screaming that it would be awful to bring illegals to their cities and their neighborhoods, but when asked why they just sputter.
___________________

Yeah, why are they so upset about the prospect of being flooded with hordes of honest, law-abiding, hard-working, disease-free, future class valedictorians and rocket scientists?

Posted by: America at April 12, 2019 01:49 PM (fqUgw)

163 >>Listening to Stelter is no longer possible. All I hear is Mark Dice.

When you listen to him now, he doesn't sound real.

Only Mark D can make him sound truly earnest.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 01:49 PM (QPKL6)

164 146Something similar happened to Redd Foxx,heart attack on the set of his show and people thought he was joking.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 01:50 PM (BXMxN)

165 NIMBY sanctuary cities

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 01:50 PM (QkjLD)

166 This sanctuary cities thing is hilarious. Libs are screaming that it would be awful to bring illegals to their cities and their neighborhoods, but when asked why they just sputter.
___________________

Yeah, why are they so upset about the prospect of being flooded with hordes of honest, law-abiding, hard-working, disease-free, future class valedictorians and rocket scientists?

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Drop them all off in Vermont.

Posted by: SH at April 12, 2019 01:50 PM (sX1BW)

167 D+6
Posted by: Ha at April 12, 2019 01:45 PM (MAstk)

They really didn't learn a damn thing from 2016, did they.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:50 PM (fF3XF)

168
I kind of like the name Randy Orbit Sander. Can I change my name?

How's your partner, Raunchy Reciprocating Saw?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2019 01:50 PM (pNxlR)

169 Chuck Todd and Chris Cuomo are currently having a slap fight

after Cuomo said in an interview that Jake Tapper was a much bigger deal

in political analysis than Todd.
----------------------------------------------
Move them into the general population and let them settle it in the exercise yard.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Can you drink rum and tonic before Memorial Day? at April 12, 2019 01:36 PM (Z216Q)

Prison fights have honor, dignity, and purpose.

Those two guys are bitchy middle schoolers, passing lipstick written notes in class, calling each other sluts.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2019 01:50 PM (a2xio)

170 This sanctuary cities thing is hilarious. Libs are screaming that it would be awful to bring illegals to their cities and their neighborhoods, but when asked why they just sputter.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2019 01:46 PM (ZGrMX)

There's a certain art in giving someone exactly what they asked for, in a way that makes them never want it again and demand an immediate stop.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 01:50 PM (J+mig)

171 This sanctuary cities thing is hilarious. Libs are screaming that it would be awful to bring illegals to their cities and their neighborhoods, but when asked why they just sputter.
___________________

Yeah, why are they so upset about the prospect of being flooded with hordes of honest, law-abiding, hard-working, disease-free, future class valedictorians and rocket scientists?
Posted by: America

________________

It really is checkmate.

Drop them off in like Chicago.

Watch some judge say Trump can't do it, but somehow Obama got to pick Minneapolis to dump all the Somalis.

Posted by: Blago at April 12, 2019 01:50 PM (UfkIY)

172 Aren't conspiracy theorists to be deplatformed?

Deplatforming is a conspiracy theory. You can be deplatformed for mentioning deplatforming.

The word for safe use, now, is "unplatform". You'll be updated to any changes unless I get deplatformed, first.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 12, 2019 01:51 PM (ufGqN)

173 Patriots owner Kraft asks Florida judge not to release 'pornography' sting video

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 01:51 PM (QkjLD)

174 Drop them all off in Vermont.
Posted by: SH at April 12, 2019 01:50 PM (sX1BW)

Swanky DC, NYC, and California neighborhoods. Stick them where the politicians live.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 01:51 PM (J+mig)

175 Federal Communications Commission Chairman Ajit Pai said on Friday the FCC intends to start the agency's third 5G spectrum auction on Dec. 10, the latest effort to make more spectrum available for faster-speed service that could transform significant sectors of the U.S. economy.
Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 01:49 PM (QkjLD)

One tiny little technical detail to iron out before 5G changes the world as we know it. Signals at its frequencies can't go through walls, or your hand.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 12, 2019 01:51 PM (aS1PU)

176
How's your partner, Raunchy Reciprocating Saw?
___________________

Great fun at any party! He can really cut a rug!

Posted by: Randy Orbit Sander at April 12, 2019 01:52 PM (fqUgw)

177 171 It really is checkmate.

Drop them off in like Chicago.

Watch some judge say Trump can't do it, but somehow Obama got to pick Minneapolis to dump all the Somalis.
Posted by: Blago at April 12, 2019 01:50 PM (UfkIY)

Hawaiian Judge says the all have to go to Florida, Ohio, and Texas.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 01:52 PM (UnA8+)

178 Wasn't there a time when the talk was about how smart Maddow was, Rhodes scholar or something?
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That was up until she announced live, on-air, "There's no such thing as the Preamble to the Constitution".

One imagines the facepalming that took place among the producers and crew watching.

About that Rhodes thing. Isn't Rhodes regarded as the very personification of a racist, of White Supremacy?? A significant number of Lefties were the benefactors of Rhodes, and yet, and yet...none have returned the $ or denounced the guy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 01:52 PM (2kj6M)

179 Watch some judge say Trump can't do it, but somehow Obama got to pick Minneapolis to dump all the Somalis.
Posted by: Blago at April 12, 2019 01:50 PM (UfkIY)

Said random Obama-appointed Hawaiian judge is going to have to go get them xerself because once they're off the bus Da Fed is gonna wash their hands of them.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:53 PM (fF3XF)

180 173 He is friendly with Trump so he must get maximum embarrassment.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 01:53 PM (BXMxN)

181
But, if you flood our sanctuary cities with class valedictorians, that'll skew the grading curves in our schools!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2019 01:53 PM (pNxlR)

182 174 Swanky DC, NYC, and California neighborhoods. Stick them where the politicians live.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 01:51 PM (J+mig)

Silicon Valley.

Build Section 8 housing right next door to all the mansions.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 01:53 PM (UnA8+)

183 176
How's your partner, Raunchy Reciprocating Saw?
___________________

Great fun at any party! He can really cut a rug!
Posted by: Randy Orbit Sander at April 12, 2019 01:52 PM (fqUgw)

SOME PEOPLE REFER TO DIAGONAL CUTTING PLIERS AS DYKES

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 12, 2019 01:53 PM (Ct55T)

184 >>Isn't Rhodes regarded as the very personification of a racist, of White Supremacy

Rhodes?

Colossal Racist.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 01:53 PM (QPKL6)

185
Swanky DC, NYC, and California neighborhoods. Stick them where the politicians live.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 01:51 PM (J+mig)

Put them where their voting fraud will do the least amount of damage.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 01:53 PM (TAmPV)

186 Of all the people in the press, I think it is Maddow who is actually a true believer.

She believes. She absolutely believes every bit of the bullshit. She really thinks that Trump is a Russian agent and that she is a lone voice trying to bring out the Truth.

I would feel bad for her if it weren't so hilarious.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 12, 2019 01:54 PM (GbPPJ)

187 Fact: The best-selling self-help book "How I Did It" by Genghis Khan has a new foreword written by Donald J. Trump.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2019 01:54 PM (hLRSq)

188 173 Patriots owner Kraft asks Florida judge not to release 'pornography' sting video
Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 01:51 PM (QkjLD)

TRANSCRIPT OF SURVEILLANCE TAPE

MASSEUSE: Why you not get it up?

KRAFT: The swimming pool was cold!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 12, 2019 01:54 PM (RD7QR)

189 Yeah in high school MadCow wasn't to bad, another 20 years ze will start looking like Gollum with that inter hate working.

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2019 01:55 PM (BbGew)

190 Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 01:55 PM (t6MX/)

191 Something similar happened to Redd Foxx,heart attack on the set of his show and people thought he was joking.
Posted by: steevy
---------

Ah. Similar to 'Dr. Backwards', when he started shouting, 'Pleh! Pleh!'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 01:55 PM (2kj6M)

192 Drop them all off in Vermont.
Posted by: SH at April 12, 2019 01:50 PM (sX1BW)

Hey! Some of us are standing right here you know. We actually got a good share of Somali's and Bosnian's dumped here during the dog eaters administration.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 12, 2019 01:55 PM (kUmUV)

193 I can't decide if I care about Assange or I don't....

Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 01:55 PM (cF8AT)

194 This sanctuary cities thing is hilarious. Libs are screaming that it would be awful to bring illegals to their cities and their neighborhoods, but when asked why they just sputter.
___________________

Yeah, why are they so upset about the prospect of being flooded with hordes of honest, law-abiding, hard-working, disease-free, future class valedictorians and rocket scientists?

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Their crime rates will go down.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 01:56 PM (+y/Ru)

195 Leftists don't care if they have no ratings. Profit is not a motive to them, only their ideology is. And that is a frightening thought because people who are ostensibly capitalists, not caring if they make money or not, are also the types of people that will gladly do other things in support of their ideology. Extreme things. Like send thsoe who disagree with them - you and me - to camps.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 12, 2019 01:56 PM (hzVKs)

196 Paramedics were called to the venue just after 10 p.m. but Cognito was pronounced dead at the scene, "

So no encore?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 01:56 PM (6qErC)

197 Lefty women don't age well. The bitter and mean rises to the skin.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2019 01:56 PM (nRWPy)

198 those

Posted by: LGoPs at April 12, 2019 01:56 PM (hzVKs)

199 Swanky DC, NYC, and California neighborhoods. Stick them where the politicians live.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 12, 2019 01:51 PM (J+mig)

In Mass, I would drop them...

Wellesley
Newton
Arlington
Wayland
Lincoln
Sudbury
Sherborne
etc.

Basically, all the "Beautiful People" towns in and around the Boston Marathon route.

Posted by: DocJ at April 12, 2019 01:56 PM (fF3XF)

200 Colossal Racist.
Posted by: garrett
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No wonder.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 01:57 PM (2kj6M)

201 Her ratings dropped like Hillary going down stairs.

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2019 01:57 PM (MxEKc)

202 It's not just CNN and MSNBC. What really makes me smile are Jonah Goldberg and Stephen Hayes. The Mueller report was going to show collusion and there they'd be with their shiny new web site, basking in their glory and raking in the dough. Now they're left with nothing in their hands but their tiny dicks.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 01:57 PM (gC2IV)

203 Wasn't there a time when the talk was about how smart Maddow was, Rhodes scholar or something? "

Zimbabwe Scholar. It's the latest thing.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 01:58 PM (6qErC)

204
One tiny little technical detail to iron out before 5G changes the world as we know it. Signals at its frequencies can't go through walls, or your hand.
Posted by: DR.WTF

Coast to Coast AM says 5G waves will kill us all and the Huawei 5G units send all your data to China!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2019 01:58 PM (aKsyK)

205 I can't decide if I care about Assange or I don't....
Posted by: Tami
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It's like the Germans invading the Bolshies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 01:58 PM (HTHlp)

206 Olivia Nuzzi so disappoints me. I keep hoping she will surprise me and show a decent brain, to go along with her intriguing hotness. But, no.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Can you drink rum and tonic before Memorial Day? at April 12, 2019 01:58 PM (Z216Q)

207 Cierre Wood, who played five games with two National Football League teams, appeared in court Thursday in Las Vegas on suspicion of first-degree murder after a 5-year-old girl whom he was accused of abusing died.

Wood, who ran for almost 2,500 yards at the University of Notre Dame, appeared in three games for the Houston Texans in 2013 and two games for the Buffalo Bills in 2015. He rushed five times for 4 1/2 yards in his career before playing in the Canadian Football League.

4 1/2 yard career !!

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 01:58 PM (QkjLD)

208 >>>This sanctuary cities thing is hilarious. Libs are screaming that it would be awful to bring illegals to their cities and their neighborhoods, but when asked why they just sputter.

>>>Posted by: Ian S. at April 12, 2019 01:46 PM (ZGrMX)

"You got your Alinsky in my Cloward-Piven!"
"You got your Cloward-Piven all over my Alinsky!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2019 01:48 PM (hLRSq)

Fvck Alinsky.

I don't care if illegals make leftists happy or sad. I don't want any of them here and they don't belong here. There is nothing else to this.

Trying to flood out leftists with illegals is the ultimate in cutting your nose off to spite your face. I'd rather ship the leftists out to the illegals' countries while they slept - and, frankly,. everyone giving aid and comfort to the illegal invasion is clearly committing treason.

Barring that, illegals have no place here. No place anywhere here - no matter whether leftists are granting them sanctuary or not.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 12, 2019 01:58 PM (ufGqN)

209 In Mass, I would drop them...

Wellesley
Newton
Arlington
Wayland
Lincoln
Sudbury
Sherborne
etc.

Basically, all the "Beautiful People" towns in and around the Boston Marathon route.
Posted by: DocJ

don't forget cape cod!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 12, 2019 01:58 PM (d7Ww2)

210 204 If you die you wont care.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 01:58 PM (BXMxN)

211 Coast to Coast AM says 5G waves will kill us all and the Huawei 5G units send all your data to China!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2019 01:58 PM (aKsyK)

Well, duh. Everybody knows that.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 12, 2019 01:59 PM (aS1PU)

212 So morons, I think the media is misinterpreting the Assange arrest. I think Trump wants him so he can be deposed and it revealed that the DNC emails came from inside, not a "russia hack" which so many imbeciles believe. I think that plus everything else that's going to happen will be coming out before the 2020 election.

The brits aren't in a good place right now esp after spying on Trump. They're going to do as told by Pompeo.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2019 01:59 PM (nRWPy)

213 97
Actually Maddow was quite attractive in her day.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rachel-maddows-yearbook-p_n_640093

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 12, 2019 01:40 PM (7ZQe3)

That's a man, man. If you were picked up by that in a bar, you'd better be doing a package check, or at least slip off your crocs before you take a sip of penis.

Reminds me of a story on a local gun board. Guy pours his heart out about meeting this great chick, really hit it off, wondering if he should go further, despite "her" reservations. Etc.

Then he posted a picture.

Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 01:59 PM (t6MX/)

214 192 Hey! Some of us are standing right here you know. We actually got a good share of Somali's and Bosnian's dumped here during the dog eaters administration.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 12, 2019 01:55 PM (kUmUV)

Now make Rape Fantasy Bernie house them in his Dacha.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 01:59 PM (UnA8+)

215 I will also ask the Florida judge. Pretty please. No one wants to see Bob Kraft getting a crankjob.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 12, 2019 02:00 PM (oZ6kz)

216 "Signals at its frequencies can't go through walls, or your hand."

28 GHz = 11mm wavelength. It think they are starting to get diminishing returns on increasing cellular speed.

Posted by: Chris M at April 12, 2019 02:00 PM (eAZVt)

217 >>the Huawei 5G units send all your data to China!

That is actually pretty accurate.

Huawei devices are an automatic NO in most secure network settings.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 02:00 PM (QPKL6)

218 Their crime rates will go down.
______________

Exactly.

More illegals = less crime, more diversity! lower taxes (because of all the tax revenue these super hard-working, honest folks generate), lower wait times in ER's (because all illegals are super healthy and don't require any taxpayer-funded health care), better food (according to Mollie Tibbetts' dad, the tacos alone justify having your daughter brutally murdered by illegal aliens), and so much more!

Posted by: America at April 12, 2019 02:00 PM (fqUgw)

219 What really makes me smile are Jonah Goldberg and Stephen Hayes. The
Mueller report was going to show collusion and there they'd be with
their shiny new web site, basking in their glory and raking in the
dough. Now they're left with nothing in their hands but their tiny
dicks.

Yep, the "new venture" seems to have already slipped beneath the waves. Hayes is still camped out in Spain for some unknown reason, chasing saints, and Jonah is trying hard to find his ass with both hands.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Can you drink rum and tonic before Memorial Day? at April 12, 2019 02:00 PM (Z216Q)

220 Obama was purposefully putting illegals in areas they wanted to flip blue permanently. I don't see why the reverse is a problem.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2019 02:00 PM (nRWPy)

221 Isn't all our data already sent to China? Or at least affordable should they want it?

Posted by: Someguy at April 12, 2019 02:00 PM (oTYTN)

222 Fvck Alinsky.

I don't care if illegals make leftists happy or sad. I don't want any of them here and they don't belong here. There is nothing else to this.

Trying to flood out leftists with illegals is the ultimate in cutting your nose off to spite your face. I'd rather ship the leftists out to the illegals' countries while they slept - and, frankly,. everyone giving aid and comfort to the illegal invasion is clearly committing treason.

Barring that, illegals have no place here. No place anywhere here - no matter whether leftists are granting them sanctuary or not.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

__________________

It would obviously be a short term thing until the blue states started screaming uncle.

It's nobody's first choice though, I'd much rather just have them gone, but democrats and liberal judges are forcing Trump's hand.

Posted by: Blago at April 12, 2019 02:01 PM (UfkIY)

223 Oh yeah, "her" reservations were about him getting to second base, after they had done the rounds of tonsil tag.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 02:01 PM (t6MX/)

224 128
At what point do the suits realize they have to get the hook out?

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 01:38 PM

She's still one of MSNBC's biggest draws. The real question is, when will the sponsors start demanding renegotiated rates? That's when budgets start getting cut and the shows start cannibalizing each other for shares of the shrinking pie.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2019 01:43 PM

You've hit it - they can't get the hook out, no matter how bad it gets, because they've got no one to replace her with. They've ruined their brand - they've become the Leftist's go-to site, and they have no answer for when Leftist's get all depressed and just quit watching the news, because to them it is all just too depressing.

So many mistakes they made - going "all in" with no backup plan, cultivating an audience based on emotion, forgetting that people like that can turn around and walk out en masse, when they all get depressed for no reason; committing to a business strategy with no exit plan if the assumptions are wrong; they are Totally Screwed. They've managed their business so badly that they've got no viable plan left to save it.

(now I believe CNN has already transitioned to what the Cuckshed is; a billionaire's plaything that couldn't care less about losing millions every year)

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 02:01 PM (Kpl3J)

225 Obama's head of cybersecurity now lobbying for Huawei

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 02:02 PM (BXMxN)

226 Rachel is running a tele-ministry. She may have lost some of her flock, but the rest are still fervent. With her low cost operation, she still makes MSNBC money and it has no better alternative for that slot

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2019 02:02 PM (Dj1b0)

227 Barring that, illegals have no place here. No place anywhere here - no matter whether leftists are granting them sanctuary or not.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 12, 2019 01:58 PM (ufGqN)

Canada ???

Posted by: Adriane the Toemaytoe Tamatoe Critic ... at April 12, 2019 02:02 PM (LPnfS)

228 Lefty women don't age well. The bitter and mean rises to the skin.
Posted by: dagny
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*serves up a nice photo of Helen Thomas* :

http://tinyurl.com/lpam5yk

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 02:02 PM (HTHlp)

229 Coast to Coast AM says 5G waves will kill us all and the Huawei 5G units send all your data to China!

-
We're all dead anyway. Jean Paul Kerry said that the polar ice caps would melt by 2013 and I haven't checked but I assume that happened and that we've all drowned.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 02:02 PM (+y/Ru)

230 Watch "deep blue" states go red when these 3rd world flea bags start going to their precious kid's schools and overwhelming their state's resources.

Posted by: Blago at April 12, 2019 02:02 PM (UfkIY)

231 "More illegals = less crime, more diversity! lower
taxes (because of all the tax revenue these super hard-working, honest
folks generate), lower wait times in ER's (because all illegals are
super healthy and don't require any taxpayer-funded health care), better
food (according to Mollie Tibbetts' dad, the tacos alone justify having
your daughter brutally murdered by illegal aliens), and so much more!

Posted by: America"

You forgot better schools. Because ALL the studies show kid learn better the more diverse the student body.

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2019 02:03 PM (MxEKc)

232 BTW, I saw a news chyron here saying the Aussies would fight the Assange extradition if he were liable for the death penalty. Anyone seen anyone calling for the DP for Assange???

Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2019 02:03 PM (Dh1wo)

233 Canada ???

Posted by: Adriane the Toemaytoe Tamatoe Critic ... at April 12, 2019 02:02 PM (LPnfS)

Huh?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 12, 2019 02:03 PM (ufGqN)

234 232 Hillary

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 02:03 PM (BXMxN)

235 Huawei"

I'm fine. How are you?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 02:03 PM (6qErC)

236
You've hit it - they can't get the hook out, no matter how bad it gets, because they've got no one to replace her with.
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LET'S TALK!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 12, 2019 02:04 PM (U2TY5)

237 >>Obama's head of cybersecurity now lobbying for Huawei

Buddy of mine runs Security for a Fortune 50 Company.

He says they refuse to allow Huawei Devices to be used by any of their Employees...granted, most of them are constantly circling the globe with their devices.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 02:04 PM (QPKL6)

238 Anyone seen anyone calling for the DP for Assange???

Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2019 02:03 PM (Dh1wo)

Hillary?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 02:04 PM (t6MX/)

239
BTW, I saw a news chyron here saying the Aussies would fight the Assange extradition if he were liable for the death penalty. Anyone seen anyone calling for the DP for Assange???

Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2019 02:03 PM (Dh1wo)

Putin

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 02:04 PM (TAmPV)

240
186 Of all the people in the press, I think it is Maddow who is actually a true believer.

She believes. She absolutely believes every bit of the bullshit. She really thinks that Trump is a Russian agent and that she is a lone voice trying to bring out the Truth.

I would feel bad for her if it weren't so hilarious.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 12, 2019 01:54 PM

The tear in her eye when she announced "No Collusion!" was a thing of Beauty!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 02:04 PM (Kpl3J)

241 One of the weirdest aspects of the Coup is the partial success of the Pravda Media Blackout. A lot of people hadn't heard much about spying until this week.

The president finally used the word 'Coup'. No wonder they want President Trump to stop tweeting.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 12, 2019 02:05 PM (LjXLa)

242 230 Watch "deep blue" states go red when these 3rd world flea bags start going to their precious kid's schools and overwhelming their state's resources.
Posted by: Blago at April 12, 2019 02:02 PM (UfkIY)

No one in deep blue states who actually care about their kids use the public schools. They either 1. Are clueless and don't give a rats ass or even know what's in their kid's school 2. Use private schools

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2019 02:05 PM (nRWPy)

243 I think the solution would be to send them to Hawaii. No way they can walk back from Hawaii. The Samoans will take real good care of them and Tokyo Hirono can sing to them.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 02:05 PM (2LelM)

244 *serves up a nice photo of Helen Thomas* : "

*starts to click....*

Wait a sec - it's a mid day linkage? No clicky, no way. Uh uh.
Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 02:05 PM (6qErC)

245 -
We're all dead anyway. Jean Paul Kerry said that the polar ice caps would melt by 2013 and I haven't checked but I assume that happened and that we've all drowned.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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We're already dead. Starved to death in 1985.

Posted by: Paul Erlich at April 12, 2019 02:05 PM (U2TY5)

246 >193
I can't decide if I care about Assange or I don't....

Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 01:55 PM (cF8AT)

What if I covered him in honey?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2019 02:05 PM (sjdRT)

247 Canada should have a new government in October so Justin's "come to Canada illegally" tweet's enforcement will be ending.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2019 02:05 PM (Dh1wo)

248 Assange's indictment of basically "conspiracy to hack" seems pretty lame and a perfect place to start negotiating plea deal to get the underlining skinny on the origins of this misadventure.

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 02:06 PM (QkjLD)

249

You know that Trivago commercial guy? Well, he got busted for DUI:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6913631

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 12, 2019 02:06 PM (f1Vqw)

250 They either 1. Are clueless and don't give a rats ass or even know what's in their kid's school 2. Use private schools"

Embrace the and...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 02:06 PM (6qErC)

251 Assange is an asshole. Sure, he helped make sure an even bigger asshole will never be president, but he's still an asshole.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 02:06 PM (gC2IV)

252 I, for one, am glad Maddow is on the air. Lends me an air of respectability.

Posted by: Alex Jones - no, really! at April 12, 2019 02:06 PM (qC1Sy)

253 The tear in her eye when she announced "No Collusion!" was a thing of Beauty!
_____________

Almost as good as her Election Night 2016 puzzlement, fear, rage, horror, and bitter capitulation!

Posted by: America at April 12, 2019 02:06 PM (fqUgw)

254 Is it just me, or does Rachael Maddow have a freakishly long neck?

Posted by: Mr. Giraffe at April 12, 2019 02:06 PM (gd3w8)

255 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 12, 2019 01:58 PM (ufGqN)

You're such a wet blanket.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2019 02:07 PM (hLRSq)

256 Now make Rape Fantasy Bernie house them in his Dacha.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 01:59 PM (UnA8+)

Fat chance. Most ended up in Winooski just as that town was starting to become desirable for the first time in like a hundred years. There are actually not a lot of places to house people. In Burlington UVM students have a lock on almost all of the rental housing except for the few very high end places right on the lake. Outside the city you get to cow country pretty fast, so these people end up getting dumped in Winooski, and old mill town that died with the mills.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 12, 2019 02:07 PM (kUmUV)

257
Wait a sec - it's a mid day linkage? No clicky, no way. Uh uh.
Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: Anon a mouse
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Hammer links can always be trusted to be SFW, and mostly virus-free.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 02:07 PM (U2TY5)

258 BTW, I saw a news chyron here saying the Aussies would fight the Assange extradition if he were liable for the death penalty. Anyone seen anyone calling for the DP for Assange???

Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2019 02:03 PM (Dh1wo)

Fvck the fvcking Aussies. They and the holier-than-thou douchebag Eurotrash can all go take a running leap.

I call for the death penalty for any AUssie or Euro who refuses to turn over a murderer or spy because they are trying to be the world's biggest pussy-nation. Fvck those fvckers. They'd all be dead if it weren't for the big, bad, barbaric United States of America.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 12, 2019 02:07 PM (ufGqN)

259 the funniest and most telling reason for Assange's expulsion from the Ecuadorean Embassy was stated by the President of Ecuador, who was reacting to criticism of him from the previous Socialist President of Ecuador, who is currently on the lam - he said Assange had to go because of "Feces Smeared on the Walls".

I suspect everyone is going to fight about who gets Assange, and in the end whoever ends up with him is going to realize he has gone all the way bat-shit crazy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 02:07 PM (Kpl3J)

260 Rachel is running a tele-ministry. She may have lost some of her flock, but the rest are still fervent. With her low cost operation, she still makes MSNBC money and it has no better alternative for that slot
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 12, 2019 02:02 PM (Dj1b0)

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She will still make her $140k/week, and has a net worth of $20 million. Proof that life ain't fair, if any more was needed.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2019 02:07 PM (6csDQ)

261 I, for one, am glad Maddow is on the air. Lends me an air of respectability.
Posted by: Alex Jones
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She's what drives our ratings.

Posted by: The Cartoon Network at April 12, 2019 02:08 PM (U2TY5)

262 228 Lefty women don't age well. The bitter and mean rises to the skin.
Posted by: dagny
-----------------

This is true!

Now, get off my lawn!

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 12, 2019 02:08 PM (qC1Sy)

263 I don't think we would ever execute a foreign national who wasn't an armed combatant. So that's a stupid media hysteria.

Secondly, Obama literally let Bradley Manning go, commuted his sentence. Assange was the recipient of that information and if Bradley was let go, Assange isn't WORSE than Manning. I think we want him right now because we want to make a deal where he tells us where he got the DNC emails for being returned to Australia.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2019 02:08 PM (nRWPy)

264 I think the solution would be to send them to Hawaii. No way they can walk back from Hawaii. The Samoans will take real good care of them and Tokyo Hirono can sing to them.
======
Yes. Also, we're probably going to sell Hawaii to the Chinese eventually so it'll be their problem from then on.

Posted by: QED at April 12, 2019 02:08 PM (Zw96i)

265 He got the lowest rate; Gray Bar Hotel.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 12, 2019 02:09 PM (LjXLa)

266
Assange is an asshole. Sure, he helped make sure an even bigger asshole will never be president, but he's still an asshole.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 02:06 PM (gC2IV)

The Giant Asshole McCain hated him which makes Assange a sympathetic asshole

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2019 02:09 PM (TAmPV)

267 Maybe PBS can offer her a gig, something like the Stelter-Maddow Kingdom of Nye NewsHour featuring Art Bell.

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 12, 2019 02:09 PM (fWCCb)

268 243 I think the solution would be to send them to Hawaii. No way they can walk back from Hawaii. The Samoans will take real good care of them and Tokyo Hirono can sing to them.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 12, 2019 02:05 PM (2LelM)

Didn't Zuckerfuck basically buy up every inch of available land left in Hawaii just so nobody else could move anywhere near his mansion there?

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 02:10 PM (UnA8+)

269 Rachel has been struck by the Trump Curse.

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2019 02:10 PM (uLuPn)

270
We're all dead anyway. Jean Paul Kerry said that the polar ice caps would melt by 2013 and I haven't checked but I assume that happened and that we've all drowned.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

Q: Are we not men?
A: We are Aquamen.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2019 02:10 PM (aKsyK)

271 the funniest and most telling reason for Assange's expulsion from the Ecuadorean Embassy was stated by the President of Ecuador, who was reacting to criticism of him from the previous Socialist President of Ecuador, who is currently on the lam - he said Assange had to go because of "Feces Smeared on the Walls".

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 02:07 PM (Kpl3J)

I don't think that feces smeared on the walls is unusual for Ecuador. Better on the walls than the plates.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 12, 2019 02:10 PM (ufGqN)

272 Assange's indictment of basically "conspiracy to hack" seems pretty lame and a perfect place to start negotiating plea deal to get the underlining skinny on the origins of this misadventure.

I thought it would be better to drop them off at Nancy Pelosi's home in St Helena, in the Napa Valley.

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 02:10 PM (QkjLD)

273 "Watch "deep blue" states go red when these 3rd world flea bags start
going to their precious kid's schools and overwhelming their state's
resources.

Posted by: Blago

I wish that were true but here in Georgia where they have destroyed numerous good suburban schools we just keep getting more purple and the little dears are starting to graduate and dropout and enter the vote roles. And yet people continue to swallow and mindlessly repeat the miraculous diversity BS.

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2019 02:10 PM (MxEKc)

274 I think you guys are all wet. Since Comey said that electronic surveillance and using intel assets to observe people isn't "spying", all of us...especially Ace and DRumpf...owe the Intelligence Community a big apology. And Maddow is therefore right, even if she was wrong about collusion.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 12, 2019 02:11 PM (9AcAx)

275
Art Bell is mort.

When he died, they sent him off at Area 51 with flying saucers in the missing alien formation.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 12, 2019 02:11 PM (f1Vqw)

276 254 Is it just me, or does Rachael Maddow have a freakishly long neck?
Posted by: Mr. Giraffe at April 12, 2019 02:06 PM (gd3w

Not compared to Ann Coulter.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 02:11 PM (UnA8+)

277 *serves up a nice photo of Helen Thomas* :

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It would be fun if the Gorilla put up a young pic of Helen Thomas in his "Who Dis" quiz. If there is such a thing.

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 12, 2019 02:11 PM (7ZQe3)

278 I had ZERO idea how invested the left was into the Mueller report. From the start I thought it was stupid and distracting but didn't comprehend people really thought this was going to bring Trump down.

There's one born every day.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 12, 2019 02:11 PM (jUVms)

279 Secondly, Obama literally let Bradley Manning go, commuted his sentence. Assange was the recipient of that information and if Bradley was let go, Assange isn't WORSE than Manning. I think we want him right now because we want to make a deal where he tells us where he got the DNC emails for being returned to Australia.

Posted by: dagny
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Also this didn't just happen all of the sudden. They been working on it, and putting things in place for a while.

Look back and see contacts between state and equador.

Also remember the dept of justice jet flown last week to London?

Assagne may be who he appears to be, or not.

Its a very interesting time.

Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2019 02:12 PM (EX2Xh)

280 I, for one, am glad Maddow is on the air. Lends me an air of respectability."

Us too!

/The Kardassssians

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 12, 2019 02:12 PM (6qErC)

281 the funniest and most telling reason for Assange's expulsion from the Ecuadorean Embassy was stated by the President of Ecuador, who was reacting to criticism of him from the previous Socialist President of Ecuador, who is currently on the lam - he said Assange had to go because of "Feces Smeared on the Walls".

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2019 02:07 PM (Kpl3J)

I don't think that feces smeared on the walls is unusual for Ecuador. Better on the walls than the plates.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 12, 2019 02:10 PM (ufGqN)

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Except this was the Ecuadorian Embassy in London. Pretty sure the Brits were not amused.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2019 02:12 PM (6csDQ)

282 FNC needs to can Cavuto Nevertrump

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at April 12, 2019 02:13 PM (FTPVM)

283 Maybe PBS can offer her a gig, something like the Stelter-Maddow Kingdom of Nye NewsHour featuring Art Bell.
The asshole who does the travelogue show and short-fillers is a leftie dick too. He should get a gig on that too.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2019 02:13 PM (Dh1wo)

284 Everyone in my blue neighborhood sent their kids to the free govt elementary school through 4th or 5th grade and then to private school. By that time they were pretty freaked out, but still are full "diversity is our strength" but not for "my kid" who was being bullied, threatened, and ignored.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2019 02:13 PM (nRWPy)

285 I'm betting Assange is going to get one chance to cut a Plea Deal.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 02:13 PM (QPKL6)

286 OK, Warbirds fans, now's your chance!

https://bit.ly/2Ueztz2

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 02:13 PM (+y/Ru)

287 I died on April 13.

2018.

Thanks for noticing.

Posted by: zombie art bell at April 12, 2019 02:13 PM (Dh1wo)

288 We're all dead anyway.

*********

Well, to use current terminology, technically I have borderline mild to moderate pre-death.

I'm managing it so far with just diet and exercise.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2019 02:14 PM (m45I2)

289 STAWP THE MUELLERING!

Posted by: Larry O'Donnell at April 12, 2019 02:14 PM (aBR7R)

290 279 Also this didn't just happen all of the sudden. They been working on it, and putting things in place for a while.

Look back and see contacts between state and equador.

Also remember the dept of justice jet flown last week to London?

Assagne may be who he appears to be, or not.

Its a very interesting time.
Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2019 02:12 PM (EX2Xh)

And not long after Manning had to go back to prison for refusing to testify to a grand jury...

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2019 02:14 PM (UnA8+)

291 >> I died on April 13. 2018.

Piker. Buzzion has been dead for years.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 02:14 PM (QPKL6)

292 Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2019 02:05 PM (nRWPy

I'm "neither clueless, don't know what's in my kid's school or don't give a rat's ass." I homeschooled my child for two years. We had many discussions about what material he was getting at school and how I vociferously disagreed so the indoctrination had less of an effect. So the fact that he had two conservative parents made a difference. In addition, not everybody can afford private school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2019 02:14 PM (FSPNP)

293 What are Home and Garden and Nickelodeon doing that we're not doing!?

Posted by: CNN brainstorming meeting at April 12, 2019 02:15 PM (Kx3WA)

294 17
CNN finished 15th in primetime

--

Out of how many, 15? Reruns of Hee Haw would top it, I'm sure.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 12, 2019
*
*
. . .
Edith and I would rather watch "Hair Club for Men," there.

Posted by: Archie Bunker at April 12, 2019 02:15 PM (elsTe)

295 It would be fun if the Gorilla put up a young pic of Helen Thomas in his "Who Dis" quiz. If there is such a thing.
Posted by: Pete Seria
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Poor Helen. Living on bile is apparently not good for you. Another image, glamour shot, perhaps:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6vql4lu

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 02:15 PM (ZMWtN)

296 I'm not sure when Trump's exteremist policy choices killed me but I'm pretty sure this place is a semi-hell

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 12, 2019 02:15 PM (9AcAx)

297 Patriots owner Kraft asks Florida judge not to release 'pornography' sting video
Posted by: SMOD

Seeing how Justine Damonds' family was told to shut up and deal with pictures of her, naked and dying, being shown in court and in the hands of the media, He can FOAD.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 12, 2019 02:16 PM (e1q4h)

298 Also this didn't just happen all of the sudden. They been working on it, and putting things in place for a while.

Yet it did happen once Mueller stopped his witch hunt. Coincidence? I think not. Talk of spying which the brits helped with? Seems obvious that the Trump admin wants Assange here and wants info.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2019 02:16 PM (nRWPy)

299 Maybe Rachael and MeAgain can have their own morning show.

Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2019 02:16 PM (uLuPn)

300 Look back and see contacts between state and equador.

Also remember the dept of justice jet flown last week to London?

Assagne may be who he appears to be, or not.

Its a very interesting time.
Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2019 02:12 PM (EX2Xh)

And not long after Manning had to go back to prison for refusing to testify to a grand jury...
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Yup.

There's a lot of little interesting things that at the time didn't seem like much.

Of course I'm a paranoid, so YMMV.

Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2019 02:16 PM (Xct+I)

301 I'm betting Assange is going to get one chance to cut a Plea Deal.
I hope he doesn't have Lori Loughlin's lawyer!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2019 02:17 PM (Dh1wo)

302 Just recently, Stelter tried to say CNN didn't care about ratings. He Tweeted "Ratings rise, ratings fall.

Ian Faith: CNN's appeal has become more selective

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2019 02:17 PM (OLCnA)

303 Hi everybody
I'm Archie Bell of the Drells, from Houston, Texas
We don't only sing
But we dance just as good as we walk

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 02:17 PM (QkjLD)

304 Kingdom of Nye NewsHour featuring Art Bell.
The asshole who does the travelogue show and short-fillers is a leftie dick too. He should get a gig on that too.
Posted by: andycanuck
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The lispy guy? Steve...something

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 02:17 PM (ZMWtN)

305 I had ZERO idea how invested the left was into the Mueller report.

--

I seriously couldn't believe that they actually believed that bunch of ridiculous manure. It so obviously wasn't true. But apparently a lot of them did.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 12, 2019 02:17 PM (JoUsr)

306 Yet it did happen once Mueller stopped his witch hunt. Coincidence? I think not. Talk of spying which the brits helped with? Seems obvious that the Trump admin wants Assange here and wants info.
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Hmm, its almost as if this daffy reality TV president had a plan, and had the discipline to stick to it . . . NAH!!!

Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2019 02:17 PM (Xct+I)

307
Puppet Show

And

Rachel Maddow

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 12, 2019 02:18 PM (gC2IV)

308 Ian Faith: CNN's appeal has become more selective
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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Only really, really, sooper smart people understand.

Posted by: Hazy Mazie at April 12, 2019 02:18 PM (ZMWtN)

309 Poor Helen. Living on bile is apparently not good for you.

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She died too young. Her anti-Jewish views have gone mainstream now.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 02:18 PM (+y/Ru)

310 Well, I'm not that far from a sanctuary city so it's not quite so funny for me, LOL.

Posted by: Max Power at April 12, 2019 02:19 PM (q177U)

311 286
OK, Warbirds fans, now's your chance!

https://bit.ly/2Ueztz2

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 02:13 PM (+y/Ru)
My Grandfather was a flight-line mechanic during WWII repairing P51s.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2019 02:19 PM (jxbfJ)

312 Hi everybody
I'm Archie Bell of the Drells, from Houston, Texas
We don't only sing
But we dance just as good as we walk

Tighten Up Archie.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 12, 2019 02:19 PM (aS1PU)

313 The lispy guy? Steve...something
I can't remember. I only watch some of the shorts and never watched the full-length travel show.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 12, 2019 02:19 PM (Dh1wo)

314 Also, do the geniuses at Google understand that "propaganda" is not a fucking genre? Obviouly your could have a noir or a western that was propaganda.

Posted by: Max Power at April 12, 2019 02:20 PM (q177U)

315 246 >193
I can't decide if I care about Assange or I don't....

Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 01:55 PM (cF8AT)

What if I covered him in honey?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2019 02:05 PM (sjdRT)

Hmmm....tempting....

Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 02:20 PM (cF8AT)

316 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2019 02:14 PM (FSPNP)

The blue voters.

The blue voters either don't know or care OR they use private schools. The govt filling their kids' school with illegals doesn't matter TO THEM. I was responding to the idea that putting illegals in blue state schools would somehow move blue voters to vote red. It's won't because they're either stupid or use private schools.

And yes, always look at the kids' curriculum, even when they are in private school. That's a shitshow too, just less of one.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2019 02:20 PM (nRWPy)

317 I had ZERO idea how invested the left was into the Mueller report.

--

I seriously couldn't believe that they actually believed that bunch of ridiculous manure. It so obviously wasn't true. But apparently a lot of them did.
Posted by: Lady in Black
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These are the same people who voted for Obama, Clinton, Sanders.

Judgement is not their strong point.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 02:20 PM (ZMWtN)

318 Tonite on Rachel Maddow...JAZZ ODYSSEY!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2019 02:20 PM (+/7JY)

319 A Daguerreotype of a young-ish Helen Thomas might be a bit 'spensive.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 12, 2019 02:20 PM (RuIsu)

320 This absolutely calls for federal intervention to avoid complete narrative collapse.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 12, 2019 02:20 PM (Boy/L)

321 I seriously couldn't believe that they actually believed that bunch of ridiculous manure. It so obviously wasn't true. But apparently a lot of them did.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 12, 2019 02:17 PM (JoUsr)
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I remember when the left fervently believed Karl Rove was going to be perp walked.

Hard to believe that kind of crazy has infected a much larger percentage of the population.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 12, 2019 02:21 PM (qC1Sy)

322 299
Maybe Rachael and MeAgain can have their own morning show.

Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2019 02:16 PM (uLuPn)

Mourning in America.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 02:21 PM (t6MX/)

323 Oh, and just in case he doesn't already know: Chris Cuomo, you have no game, man.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 12, 2019 02:21 PM (Boy/L)

324 314 Also, do the geniuses at Google understand that "propaganda" is not a fucking genre? Obviouly your could have a noir or a western that was propaganda.
Posted by: Max Power at April 12, 2019 02:20 PM (q177U)

...

It's actually going to be helpful if we can just sort Netflix or whatever by "propaganda".

And they're going to be butthurt when it turns into a top channel.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2019 02:22 PM (yL25O)

325 I remember when the left fervently believed Karl Rove was going to be perp walked.

Then the certifiably insane Louise Mensch topped even that one...Steve Bannon Death Penalty!!!!!1!!!!!ZOMG!!!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+/7JY)

326 "278
I had ZERO idea how invested the left was into the Mueller report. From
the start I thought it was stupid and distracting but didn't comprehend
people really thought this was going to bring Trump down.

There's one born every day.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 12, 2019 02:11 PM (jUVms)"
...Yeah, they very much believed it. Primarily the same people who droned on about how awful Trump and Cruz were prior to the election, at the same time that the DNC was instructing the MSM (per leaked DNC docs) to push them as straw man opponents.
You really want to see heads explode, show them the strategy docs where they outline doing the pied piper thing. DNC chose the form of their destructor.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 12, 2019 02:22 PM (eAshZ)

327 Hard to believe that kind of crazy has infected a much larger percentage of the population.
Posted by: blake
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Schools -> Media -> population

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2019 02:22 PM (Ou6XS)

328 @thehill

Chuck Todd fires back at CNN's Cuomo: "Nobody in broadcast television wanted to hire him"

*munches popcorn*

Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 02:22 PM (cF8AT)

329 Hmm, its almost as if this daffy reality TV president had a plan, and had the discipline to stick to it . . . NAH!!!

Well, he's stupid OR he's a conman OR he keeps winning because orangemanbad.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2019 02:23 PM (nRWPy)

330
I seriously couldn't believe that they actually believed that bunch of ridiculous manure. It so obviously wasn't true. But apparently a lot of them did.
Posted by: Lady in Black
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Its far easier to lie to people and make them believe you than it is to convince them they've been lied to.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2019 02:23 PM (8XRCm)

331 Credibility matters. Now tell me about the apples and bananas again.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 12, 2019 02:23 PM (6/uwW)

332 upChuck and Cuomo the Lesser have a beef?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 12, 2019 02:23 PM (+/7JY)

333 Liberal Media Can't Stop Slobbering Over Mayor Pete Buttigieg, "Better Than Obama"

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Jeez! Talk about a low bar!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 02:23 PM (+y/Ru)

334 No coincidence that the red outline around CNN's ratings resembles a phallic symbol. Dicks all around.

Posted by: Cheri at April 12, 2019 02:23 PM (oiNtH)

335 You really want to see heads explode, show them the strategy docs where they outline doing the pied piper thing. DNC chose the form of their destructor.
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There is a God.

He has a sense of humor.

And its a bad idea to boo him at your convention.

Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2019 02:24 PM (gd3w8)

336 @thehill

Chuck Todd fires back at CNN's Cuomo: "Nobody in broadcast television wanted to hire him"

*munches popcorn*
Posted by: Tami

Is this about CPL?

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 12, 2019 02:24 PM (e1q4h)

337 Most of the left are delusional but Louise Mensch is NUTS.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 02:24 PM (BXMxN)

338 Credibility matters. Now tell me about the apples and bananas again.
Posted by: Regular joe at April 12, 2019 02:23 PM (6/uwW)
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Tell me about the rabbits, George.

Posted by: Lenny at April 12, 2019 02:25 PM (IFKOp)

339 I remember when the left fervently believed Karl Rove was going to be perp walked.

Posted by: Guy Smiley

I remember when Bush was literally Hitler. Now he was one of the good Republicans you could reason with.

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2019 02:25 PM (MxEKc)

340 So I see that the Georgetown students have voted overwhelmingly in favor of the $27 extra "fee" for reparations to descendants of slaves. That will wipe the slate clean. I mean, $27.00 whole dollars is nothing to sneeze at. That's serious loot for each precious (or their parents) to cough up...not.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 12, 2019 02:25 PM (JoUsr)

341 292
Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2019 02:05 PM (nRWPy

I'm "neither clueless, don't know what's in my kid's school or don't
give a rat's ass." I homeschooled my child for two years. We had many
discussions about what material he was getting at school and how I
vociferously disagreed so the indoctrination had less of an effect. So
the fact that he had two conservative parents made a difference. In
addition, not everybody can afford private school.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2019 02:14 PM (FSPNP)
Here are more parents who wish they homeschooled.
https://fxn.ws/2G7IXHh

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2019 02:25 PM (jxbfJ)

342 @thehill

Chuck Todd fires back at CNN's Cuomo: "Nobody in broadcast television wanted to hire him"

*munches popcorn*
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At least I'm actually a college graduate.

Posted by: Cuomo at April 12, 2019 02:26 PM (Zw96i)

343 Liberal Media Can't Stop Slobbering Over Mayor Pete Buttigieg, "Better Than Obama"

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First gay president! Bring on the pants creases.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 12, 2019 02:26 PM (JoUsr)

344 Liberal Media Can't Stop Slobbering Over Mayor Pete Buttigieg, "Better Than Obama"

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Jeez! Talk about a low bar!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 02:23 PM (+y/Ru)

The difference that makes Pete better than Obama is that he, at least, is openly gay.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2019 02:26 PM (hLRSq)

345
Chuck Todd fires back at CNN's Cuomo: "Nobody in broadcast television wanted to hire him"

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"Blue on Blue. Man down. Repeat. Friendly Fire..... carry on."

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2019 02:26 PM (8XRCm)

346 'A new level of inhumanity': Democrats denounce White House idea to release migrants in sanctuary cities

This is all a manufactured crisis, so there can't be that many. /snark

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 02:27 PM (QkjLD)

347 Is this about CPL?
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 12, 2019 02:24 PM (e1q4h)

CPL?

https://tinyurl.com/y46acv8a

Posted by: Tami at April 12, 2019 02:27 PM (cF8AT)

348 First gay president!
Ahem
Barack Obama

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 02:27 PM (BXMxN)

349 I had ZERO idea how invested the left was into the Mueller report. From
the start I thought it was stupid and distracting but didn't comprehend
people really thought this was going to bring Trump down.

There's one born every day.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 12, 2019 02:11 PM (jUVms)"
...Yeah, they very much believed it.

-
You know who's crazy? Those crazy Xians who believe Jesus rose from the dead!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)

350 348
First gay president!

Ahem

Barack Obama

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 02:27 PM (BXMxN)
Think it would be OK to send him a "My Pillow"?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2019 02:28 PM (jxbfJ)

351 Schools -> Media -> population
....

Add Hollywood.

Posted by: HA at April 12, 2019 02:28 PM (MAstk)

352 All the hate poured on GW Bush and look where he sided.Rove too.Fuck them.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 02:28 PM (BXMxN)

353 So I see that the Georgetown students have voted overwhelmingly in favor of the $27 extra "fee" for reparations to descendants of slaves. That will wipe the slate clean. I mean, $27.00 whole dollars is nothing to sneeze at. That's serious loot for each precious (or their parents) to cough up...not.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun

Jeez, we got less for Manhattan!

Posted by: Chief Crazy Shetland Pony at April 12, 2019 02:29 PM (e1q4h)

354 If Russian Collusion was a platform, the damn shoddy thing got yanked from MSM's feet, and then were smashed in the head by said platform.

Here's they're platform coming in soon: Trump's tax returns were handed to (insert communist country here), and hid it from Congress.

In other possible news: Mueller found dead; committed suicide with 4 rounds in the back of his head.

Posted by: Delaforce at April 12, 2019 02:29 PM (INCeP)

355 Liberal Media Can't Stop Slobbering Over Mayor Pete Buttigieg, "Better Than Obama"

--

First gay president! Bring on the pants creases.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 12, 2019 02:26 PM (JoUsr)

Admittedly gay. Barry is still in the closet

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2019 02:29 PM (OLCnA)

356 Amount of time I believed the Duke Lax hoax: 0 seconds
Amount of time I believed the UVA rape hoax: 0 seconds
Amount of time I believed Jussie Smollett: 0 seconds
Amount of time I believed Covington Catholic kids were mean to an old indian: 0 seconds
Amount of time I believed Trump conspired with "Russia": 0 seconds
Amount of time I believed any of the graffiti hate crimes: 0 seconds
Amount of time I believed Trayvon was a sweet not provocative honor student: 0 seconds
Amount of time I believed "Hands up don't shoot": 0 seconds
Amount of time I believed that Trump supporters were getting violent at rallies: 0 seconds

You have to be a special kind of stupid to buy into the media narratives on this crap for even a second.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2019 02:30 PM (nRWPy)

357 You know what would be totally awesome? If Trump Tweeted out a reference to Fen's Law.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up A Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2019 02:30 PM (hLRSq)

358 Barack is in the closet getting his ass reamed by Reggie.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 02:31 PM (BXMxN)

359 I'm sure the Cashew is spinning the ludicrous Mueller-totes-went-after-Trump-in-the-report-but-stooge-Barr-is-covering-it-up-ZOMG-Watergate 2.0 y'all!

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 12, 2019 02:31 PM (aBR7R)

360 That reparations fee - that's weekly, right?

Did anyone ask how that 'fee' will be administered?

Nahhhhhhhhhh, trust us!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 12, 2019 02:31 PM (37IEG)

361 I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And doggone it, people like me.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow Crying Into Her Cashews at April 12, 2019 02:32 PM (d6NzT)

362
Liberal Media Can't Stop Slobbering Over Mayor Pete Buttigieg, "Better Than Obama"
--
First gay president! Bring on the pants creases.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun

Indianapolis media has an article on him every day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2019 02:32 PM (aKsyK)

363
There is a county commissioner in Dallas that wants the
illegals here in Dallas because he is an bleeding heart idiot.

His name is Clay Jenkins.

Didn't Obama send so called muslim refugees to small towns in red states (including Idaho IIRC).

Posted by: Glenn John at April 12, 2019 02:32 PM (LilNs)

364 353 So I see that the Georgetown students have voted overwhelmingly in favor of the $27 extra "fee" for reparations to descendants of slaves. That will wipe the slate clean. I mean, $27.00 whole dollars

That's $27.00 a semester => $27 x 2 x 4 = $216

If I can get an end to shouts of racism for a mere $216, count me in.

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 02:32 PM (QkjLD)

365 It's actually going to be helpful if we can just sort Netflix or whatever by "propaganda".

And they're going to be butthurt when it turns into a top channel.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2019 02:22 PM (yL25O)

LMAO!!

Posted by: Max Power at April 12, 2019 02:33 PM (q177U)

366 >>Liberal Media Can't Stop Slobbering Over Mayor Pete Buttigieg, "Better Than Obama"

Never go Full Brokeback.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 02:33 PM (QPKL6)

367 Buttyboy knows all about slobbering.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 02:34 PM (BXMxN)

368 Trivago Guy appears to have some moron tendencies, since he passed out in a lane of moving traffic (with his foot firmly on the brake). "DUI Guy" is his new moniker.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Can you drink rum and tonic before Memorial Day? at April 12, 2019 02:35 PM (Z216Q)

369 Of all the people in the press, I think it is Maddow who is actually a true believer.

She believes. She absolutely believes every bit of the bullshit. She really thinks that Trump is a Russian agent and that she is a lone voice trying to bring out the Truth.

I would feel bad for her if it weren't so hilarious.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 12, 2019 01:54 PM

The tear in her eye when she announced "No Collusion!" was a thing of Beauty!
======
Certainly she has a history of mental health issues.

If she weren't on TV doing performance art every night and effecting other weak minds, it would be sad.

Being honest, and reflecting on the fact that I'm a bad person, it is funny. She was going 1000 miles per hour and slammed face first into a brick wall called reality. Then she back up, took a running start, and did it again.

She is the Wylie Coyote of cable news. Soooper Genius.

Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2019 02:35 PM (Xct+I)

370 >>Pete Buttigieg

Walkout Song : YMCA by the Village People

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2019 02:35 PM (QPKL6)

371 Except this was the Ecuadorian Embassy in London. Pretty sure the Brits were not amused.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2019 02:12 PM (6csDQ)

What do the Brits have to do with it? It's Ecuadorian territory.

Besides, the Euros were still using magazines and newspapers to wipe their asses well into the 1970s. The French still don't know about toilet paper or soap or anything. They just dump perfume on everything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 12, 2019 02:36 PM (ufGqN)

372 370 Wake Me Up Before You Go by Wham!

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2019 02:36 PM (BXMxN)

373 I mean, $27.00 whole dollars is nothing to sneeze at. That's serious loot for each precious (or their parents) to cough up...not.
Posted by: Lady in Black

>*calculation noise*

That's enough to cover 25% of the cost of a pair of expensive Nike shoes.

Or..

Enough to cover 5.7% of the cost of a pair Yeezy shoes.

That's makes big difference for the black community, I do say.

/sarc

Posted by: Delaforce at April 12, 2019 02:36 PM (INCeP)

374 Pete Buttigieg has an unfortunate last name. His butt has a gig, alright. And yes, I denouce myself.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 12, 2019 02:37 PM (JoUsr)

375 If I can get an end to shouts of racism for a mere $216, count me in.
=====
If they pay attention to ECON 101, they will learn that whatever you subsidize you get more of. So in response to receiving this money, the target audience will simply COMPLAIN MORE. Because, you just paid them for complaining. Idiots.

Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2019 02:38 PM (EX2Xh)

376 NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at April 12, 2019 02:38 PM (q177U)

377 Because, you just paid them for complaining. Idiots.

Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2019 02:38 PM (EX2Xh)

War on Poverty for Dummies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2019 02:39 PM (t6MX/)

378 I had ZERO idea how invested the left was into the Mueller report. From

the start I thought it was stupid and distracting but didn't comprehend

people really thought this was going to bring Trump down.

There's one born every day.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 12, 2019 02:11 PM (jUVms)"

...Yeah, they very much believed it.

-

You know who's crazy? Those crazy Xians who believe Jesus rose from the dead!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 02:28 PM

---

They literally had to believe it. Their entire world came crashing down when it became clear that Trump was winning. And they were grasping at anything to change that reality.

I don't think most people understand how devastated the left really was on election night. I am shocked there weren't multiple suicides because of his win.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 12, 2019 02:39 PM (JUOKG)

379 Don Lemon helpfully reminds crowd to applaud Julian Castro's answer at CNN town hall.

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Gosh, Lemon Don, "please clap" didn't work out so well last time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2019 02:39 PM (+y/Ru)

380 371 Except this was the Ecuadorian Embassy in London. Pretty sure the Brits were not amused.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2019 02:12 PM (6csDQ)

What do the Brits have to do with it? It's Ecuadorian territory.

Besides, the Euros were still using magazines and newspapers to wipe their asses well into the 1970s. The French still don't know about toilet paper or soap or anything. They just dump perfume on everything.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 12, 2019 02:36 PM (ufG

The brits had to arrest him once the ecuadorians let them in. Then the brits have to arraign him on his bail skip. The ecuadorians had to have the brits come in and drag him out then off to jail then to be extradited.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2019 02:39 PM (nRWPy)

381 Tom Servo: "(now I believe CNN has already transitioned to what the Cuckshed is; a billionaire's plaything that couldn't care less about losing millions every year)"

Jeff Bezos' National Laughingstock
Carlos Slims' New York Times

So, yea, the precedent was set some time ago. Big Media is transitioning into Public Relations and Marketing outfits for the Uber Wealthy.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 12, 2019 02:40 PM (6eEQ+)

382 OK, lefties are having a shit fit about Trump sending illegals to sanctuary cities, so it's time for Trump to compromise.

He should say he'll only send the gangbangers, convicts, and disease carriers to sanctuary cities.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 12, 2019 02:41 PM (hjaPQ)

383 $27.00! That's enough to feed an entire village in Batsimuria Maldavola for a month!
Just send that money to me, I'll see it's put to good use!

Trust me!

Posted by: Cousin Edwards Omagosha Charity and Used Car emporium at April 12, 2019 02:41 PM (37IEG)

384 BREAKING !! San Francisco to build wall around city

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 02:54 PM (QkjLD)

385 CNN is a wall and DUMBO is their theme.

god it is just pathetic and they have no MIRROR to see them-selfies.

Posted by: saf at April 12, 2019 02:57 PM (5IHGB)

386 In prelude to "escape from New York", New York to build wall around city

Posted by: SMOD at April 12, 2019 02:59 PM (QkjLD)

387 #384 do you mean a WALL OF SHIT...San Fran couldn't build anything with their tax base,,,it belongs to me..Dr Street Pisser.

Posted by: saf at April 12, 2019 03:00 PM (5IHGB)

388 Rachael Mad Cow foot in mouth suffer the consquinces of liberal stupidity

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 12, 2019 04:42 PM (wGqjj)

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