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Back to back
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 10, 2019 11:11 AM (gC2IV) 2
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:11 AM (IXZGh) 3
Denzel Washington. No idea who the lady is.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 10, 2019 11:11 AM (gC2IV) 4
Is that Baroke Owebama?
Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:11 AM (IXZGh) 5
Almost shocked the world.......
Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:12 AM (IXZGh) 6
"Maybe because good men don't want women just to use as sex toys. Just a thought."
Hey, speak for yourself! Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (3sjI6) 7
Marlene Dietrich maybe?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (gC2IV) 8
Hedy Lamar. Denzel.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (fuK7c) 9
Hint: Maybe because good men don't want women just to use as sex toys. Just a thought.
Wait.......whut? Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (IXZGh) 10
CNN's Sam Vinograd: Yes, Obama also separated families at the border, but when he did it, it was "for their own protection."
..... And CNN never disclosed Sam worked for the Obama Admin. Hmmmmm Posted by: HA at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (MAstk) Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (mO09S) Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (sF+Bi) 13
"The story I heard was that back in those days when he first came to Hollywood, Johnson didn't really live anywhere in particular, but celebrities let him crash at their place for a few days in exchange for being very entertaining at whatever parties they were having. Like a paid clown".
The story I heard is that Johnson had a large johnson. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (3sjI6) 14
YUM!!!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (0tfLf) Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (8XRCm) 16
If all you want out of guys is no-strings-attached sex, why do you care about their attributes other than their looks and sexual prowess?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (KUaJL) 17
I screwed up and clicked on the Slate article.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (sjdRT) Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (mO09S) 19
Huh.
Interesting - don't know quite what to make of this, but after moving to SE Texas (and yes, it's warm. Suck it up, buttercups. I like it), kinda lost the appetite for such things as gooey delish cinnamon rolls and such. Which is odd, as Houston is ground zero for donut shops every half mile... Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (6qErC) 20
"It's Hedley!"
Posted by: BignJames at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (ykq7q) 21
8 Hedy Lamar. Denzel.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (fuK7c) That's Hedley... But, yes. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (mO09S) 22
Those cinnamon rolls look like some good sh*t!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (0tfLf) 23
Hedy Lamar. Denzel.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (fuK7c) Hedley. HEDLEY.... Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (IXZGh) 24
That's Hedley!
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (sF+Bi) Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (6qErC) 26
And CNN never disclosed Sam worked for the Obama Admin.
Hmmmmm Posted by: HA at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (MAstk) Senior Assistant Administrative Fluffer. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (3sjI6) Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (8ZmvG) 28
That's "HEDLEY!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (39g3+) 29
Which is odd, as Houston is ground zero for donut shops every half mile...
----- And stifling humidity. Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (8XRCm) 30
Bettie Davis
Dnzel Washington Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (8XRCm) You're hlf right. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:16 AM (mO09S) 31
Joan Collins?
Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:16 AM (IXZGh) 32
25 Hedy Lamar. Denzel."
"That's Headly" Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (6qErC) ============= I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 10, 2019 11:16 AM (oh/Sd) Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 10, 2019 11:16 AM (WEBkv) Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 10, 2019 11:16 AM (fuK7c) 35
Which is odd, as Houston is ground zero for donut shops every half mile...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (6qErC) Yeah, old cops never die. They move to Houston. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 10, 2019 11:16 AM (3sjI6) 36
Good heavens, the lasses are behaving like trollops.
Posted by: navybrat, fresh out of rehab at April 10, 2019 11:17 AM (w7KSn) 37
Sponge
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at April 10, 2019 11:17 AM (uopCm) Posted by: The Barrel at April 10, 2019 11:17 AM (vWMNq) 39
I thought he looked like Denzel, but I figured you were throwing us a curve with the trumpet, so I was going to guess Wynton Marsalis.
Posted by: pep at April 10, 2019 11:17 AM (wW03z) Posted by: M K Ultra at April 10, 2019 11:17 AM (UFLLM) 41
"That's Headly"
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 10, 2019 11:17 AM (6qErC) 42
Which is odd, as Houston is ground zero for donut shops every half mile...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (6qErC) Rural towns in North Texas have a donut shop in EVERY shopping center or strip mall..... Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:17 AM (IXZGh) 43
33 That CNN thing: I could feel the stupid smug coming from the image.
Right? I'm surprised the smug cloud doesn't block all the light. Posted by: pep at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (wW03z) 44
Methodists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 10, 2019 11:16 AM (oh/Sd) *shudders Posted by: Someguy at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (oTYTN) 45
It looks like Denzel Washington, but I don't know what he'd be doing with a trumpet.
Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (n6bs1) 46
This Slate article hammers home that I was either born too early or too late.
I did enjoy my sex life when I had one. But I sure wouldn't have minded more. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (bcbK8) 47
Denzel seems to be like Keanu Reeves in that you don't hear much Hollywood gossip about him.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (rxtQa) 48
Well, one day you'll post Marlene Dietrich and I'll probably guess Madeline Kahn.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (gC2IV) 49
Can't get enough cinnamon roll porn.
Posted by: Grump928(C) for the hearing impaired at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (W3lnd) 50
Haaretz.com
@haaretzcom It's time we admit it - Israel has become a dictatorship - The press either gets 100% its way 100% of the time or else it's a dictatorship. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (+y/Ru) 51
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers
and Methodists. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 10, 2019 11:16 AM (oh/Sd) I'll take "Lines from movies that never could be written today" for $600, Alex. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (mO09S) Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (6qErC) 53
prayers for the horde
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (0O7c5) 54
>One doesn't have to shovel humidity...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (6qErC) ^ This guy gets it. Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (sjdRT) 55
Ouch!!!
AG Barr just told Congress that he thinks spying on the Trump campaign did happen. That means he has already seen stuff. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (JUOKG) 56
Haaretz is the ny times and Washington post of ISRAEL all wrapped up into one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (Y+V3r) 57
I thought he looked like Denzel, but I figured you were throwing us a curve with the trumpet, so I was going to guess Wynton Marsalis.
Posted by: pep at April 10, 2019 11:17 AM (wW03z) From his movie "Mo' Better Blues". Posted by: BignJames at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (ykq7q) 58
Tell us how you *really* feel, Ape.
Posted by: GWB at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (7kVu3) Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (6qErC) 60
45 It looks like Denzel Washington, but I don't know what he'd be doing with a trumpet.
Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (n6bs1) From the movie "Mo' Better Blues". Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (mO09S) 61
It looks like Denzel Washington, but I don't know what he'd be doing with a trumpet.
Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (n6bs1) Mo Better Blues Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (rxtQa) 62
Joan Crawford
Posted by: abbynormal at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (h5Lyp) 63
Gorilla Pundit- I find your argument fecious.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (m45I2) 64
This Slate article hammers home that I was either born too early or too late.
I did enjoy my sex life when I had one. But I sure wouldn't have minded more. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangererous I was just thinking the same exact thing. I wasn't one for cheap, easy sex...most of the time. But I wish it had been more readily available back then. Posted by: Don Lemon at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (NFEMn) 65
AG Barr just told Congress that he thinks spying on the Trump campaign did happen.
That means he has already seen stuff. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (JUOKG) Kinda Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (Y+V3r) 66
once the shitheads destroy a city and move out, how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (d7Ww2) 67
Off Don Lemon sock
Posted by: JoeF. at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (NFEMn) 68
Merle Oberon and Wynton Marsalis?
Posted by: kallisto at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (d3k/b) 69
Chris Van Hollen is an ass.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (RBOtF) 70
56 Haaretz is the ny times and Washington post of ISRAEL all wrapped up into one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (Y+V3r) Yeah, you beat me to it. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (mO09S) 71
Lucille ball and denzel
Posted by: LASue at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (XROPS) 72
>>AG Barr just told Congress that he thinks spying on the Trump campaign did happen.
>>That means he has already seen stuff. He went further than that. He said that he is in process of gathering together information from various investigations. Various. As in more than one. Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (/tuJf) 73
Rural towns in North Texas have a donut shop in EVERY shopping center or strip mall....."
Yeah, but think of the miles in between. THE HORROR! Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (6qErC) 74
Interesting stuff in the Barr testimony today... he said he is looking onto spying on the Trump campaign and when pressed as to whether he believes it occurred he said yes he believes so...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (O2RFr) 75
45 It looks like Denzel Washington, but I don't know what he'd be doing with a trumpet.
Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (n6bs1) looking fine...as per usual...... Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (0O7c5) 76
66 once the s***heads destroy a city and move out, how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again?
Posted by: nurse ratched I'm still here. Posted by: Detroit at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (wW03z) 77
And stifling humidity."
Like I said, I like it. One doesn't have to shovel humidity... Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (6qErC) ---- My Brother used to live in Houston. Holy Shit you can cut the air with a knife in July. Damn. You can have that. Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (8XRCm) 78
I'm betting that maintenance banging an angry, bitter feminist just isn't that appealing to young men.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (1ISKN) Posted by: Clown Carl Brutananadalewski at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (+3Iuk) 80
Looks like Andy McCabe is gonna need one of those prison life coaches.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (gC2IV) 81
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Posted by: FIFY at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (vDqXW) 82
I can't get past "CXL." Does the ten add to 100 or subtract from 50? I can make sense of "LIV" or "IV" a couple ways. But CXL is like a null-value, or a divide-by-zero.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (5aX2M) 83
Oh hedy
Posted by: LASue at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (XROPS) 84
once the shitheads destroy a city and move out, how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (d7Ww2) Wait.....they move out? I thought they just multiplied and conquered. Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (IXZGh) 85
77 And stifling humidity."
Like I said, I like it. One doesn't have to shovel humidity... Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (6qErC) ---- My Brother used to live in Houston. Holy Shit you can cut the air with a knife in July. Damn. You can have that. Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (8XRCm) Honestly, the weather is the main thing keeping me out of Texas. That and how fucking beautiful WA is. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (bcbK8) 86
I want the Flynn Frame exposed. Many don't care about leaks. Everyone gets Dirty Cops
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (sF+Bi) 87
AG Barr just told Congress that he thinks spying on the Trump campaign did happen.
>>That means he has already seen stuff. He went further than that. He said that he is in process of gathering together information from various investigations. Various. As in more than one. Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (/tuJf) So when will the suicides start? Posted by: JoeF. at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (NFEMn) 88
68 Merle Oberon and Wynton Marsalis?
Posted by: kallisto at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (d3k/b) Sorry, no. See #25. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (mO09S) 89
Cinnamon cancels out the carbs, that's science.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (1ISKN) 90
Looks like Andy McCabe is gonna need one of those prison life coaches.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (gC2IV) --- I'm sure he can find some big strapping guys in prison that will teach him a thing or two. Posted by: Kadath at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (vDqXW) 91
A New Mexico man is facing charges after police found 44 diamonds in a bag inside his anal cavity. Officers pulled Eusebio Padilla over for driving a motorcycle without a license plate. Police found a knife, then patted Padilla down. That's when officers found a bag filled with the diamonds that was in his anal cavity. Padilla said he got the diamonds from his uncle. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (aKsyK) 92
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And stifling humidity." Like I said, I like it. One doesn't have to shovel humidity... Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 * * . . . I'd rather have snow than floods of rain. Snow doesn't come inside your car and ruin the electronics (at least, not if you closed your windows). Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (elsTe) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (bcbK8) 94
This Slate article hammers home that I was either born too early or too late. "
Read it as "Whhaaaa. Why won't guys buy me more stuff/do more for me before wanting teh sex?" Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (6qErC) 95
Bette Davis?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (YvUf/) 96
I'm betting that maintenance banging an angry, bitter feminist just isn't that appealing to young men.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (1ISKN) Having any connection to angry, bitter feminists isn't worth anything you might get our of it. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (J+mig) 97
Where I come from, Cinnamon rolls are known as "sticky buns". Is this a regional thing?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (TfwlC) 98
Yeah Denzel is a handsome man. And apparently a fairly wise one as well. He's one of the few actors in Hollywood I like to watch even if the film is terrible.
That woman makes me think of all the guys who want a good girl he can trust and bring home to mom who somehow is also a raging party girl slut. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (39g3+) 99
whiners on cnn are upset that there are investigations going on about the investigators....."it seems POLITICAL"........omG.....THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!!!! THE INVESTIGATIONS WERE POLITICAL......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (0O7c5) 100
I am incapable of casual sex. Always have been.
Good thing I never had any. Posted by: navybrat, fresh out of rehab at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (w7KSn) 101
Honestly, the weather is the main thing keeping me out of Texas. That and how fucking beautiful WA is. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo ^^^^^^ yep Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (d7Ww2) 102
I'm ignoring the comments for a moment...is the guy Wynton Marsalis? The woman looks like Lynda Carter in a classic pose but that can't be.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (RD7QR) 103
91
A New Mexico man is facing charges after police found 44 diamonds in a bag inside his anal cavity. Officers pulled Eusebio Padilla over for driving a motorcycle without a license plate. Police found a knife, then patted Padilla down. That's when officers found a bag filled with the diamonds that was in his anal cavity. Padilla said he got the diamonds from his uncle. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (aKsyK) That's a hell of a pat down. They use the whole fist there? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (bcbK8) 104
This Slate article hammers home that I was either born too early or too late. "
Read it as "Whhaaaa. Why won't guys buy me more stuff/do more for me before wanting teh sex?" Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (6qErC) "And why do they all have small dicks?" Posted by: JoeF. at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (NFEMn) 105
Yeah. What you said.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (d6PIl) 106
102 I'm ignoring the comments for a moment...is the guy Wynton Marsalis? The woman looks like Lynda Carter in a classic pose but that can't be.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (RD7QR) I assumed it was Denzel. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (bcbK8) 107
We've got sticky buns now. Fuck Yeah!
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (2LelM) 108
>My Brother used to live in Houston. Holy Shit you can cut the air with a knife in July. Damn. You can have that.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (8XRCm) We've got a dang bomb cyclone snowstorm hitting us tomorrow. We will be lucky to be able to cut the air with a chainsaw. I'd love me some Houston right now. Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (sjdRT) 109
Someone say something about sticky buns?
Posted by: Shep! at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (1ISKN) 110
But CXL is like a null-value, or a divide-by-zero.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (5aX2M) ------ 140 Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (8XRCm) Posted by: Moki at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (mFoNl) 112
Police found a knife, then patted Padilla down.
That's when officers found a bag filled with the diamonds that was in his anal cavity. Just how hard did they pat this guy??? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (39g3+) 113
Officers pulled Eusebio Padilla over for driving a motorcycle without a license plate. Police found a knife, then patted Padilla down.
That's when officers found a bag filled with the diamonds that was in his anal cavity. That's one thorough patdown. Posted by: pep at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (wW03z) 114
Cinnamon cancels out the carbs, that's science.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (1ISKN) --- That settles it. Posted by: Settled Science at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (vDqXW) 115
46 This Slate article hammers home that I was either born too early or too late.
I did enjoy my sex life when I had one. But I sure wouldn't have minded more. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (bcbK Vastly overblown. Sex levels are actually at all time lows. Posted by: Someguy at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (oTYTN) 116
Police found a knife, then patted Padilla down.
That's when officers found a bag filled with the diamonds that was in his anal cavity. Padilla said he got the diamonds from his uncle. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (aKsyK) What the hell do they consider a pat down in New Mexico? Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (IXZGh) 117
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (aKsyK)
Maybe that's how he likes to wear them? Posted by: BignJames at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (ykq7q) 118
Yeah Denzel is a handsome man. And apparently a fairly wise one as well. He's one of the few actors in Hollywood I like to watch even if the film is terrible.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (39g3+) Washngton elevates every film he's in. Posted by: JoeF. at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (NFEMn) 119
Sorry, no. See #25.
Better, see #8 where *I* got it right. Me me meee! I am a big fan of Ms. Lamar's work and have given particular study to an extended scene in "Ekstase". Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (fuK7c) 120
I'd love me some Houston right now.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (sjdRT) ---- Houston in the Spring is pleasant. Houston in the Summer is an armpit. Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (8XRCm) Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (/tuJf) 122
98 Yeah Denzel is a handsome man. And apparently a fairly wise one as well. He's one of the few actors in Hollywood I like to watch even if the film is terrible.
That woman makes me think of all the guys who want a good girl he can trust and bring home to mom who somehow is also a raging party girl slut. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (39g3+) "A Lady on the Streets and a Freak between the sheets" has been the goal of many a fine man. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK8) 123
Someone say something about sticky buns?
Posted by: Shep! at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (1ISKN) --- Might have been me... Posted by: Hope Solo at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (vDqXW) 124
Good men also don't want to be USED as sex toys. It's a rather degrading assignment.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (RmBQf) 125
Wait.....they move out? I thought they just multiplied and conquered. Posted by: Sponge The rich ones move out. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (aKsyK) 126
84 once the shitheads destroy a city and move out, how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (d7Ww2) Wait.....they move out? I thought they just multiplied and conquered. Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (IXZGh) I wonder if the Leftists in charge of big cities & blue states don't intentionally make conditions there so bad, so people flee to red states & suburbs & carry the liberalism with them. Is it a feature, not a bug? Posted by: josephistan at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (7HtZB) 127
Need more PECANS on them thar rolls.
Posted by: Pecan Scandi at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (4Qd8y) 128
once the shitheads destroy a city and move out, how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (d7Ww2) You can't. Once it becomes whatever it is, it is in harmony with nature. Bulldozing it would be an EPA violation. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (3sjI6) 129
That's when officers found a bag filled with the diamonds that was in his anal cavity.
Talk about a tight ass. Posted by: DR.WTF at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (aS1PU) 130
Vastly overblown. Sex levels are actually at all time lows.
Posted by: Someguy at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (oTYTN) What guy wouldn't want to get "vastly overblown" from time to time? Posted by: JoeF. at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (NFEMn) 131
Padilla said he got the diamonds from his uncle."
Franky "Four Fingers" or Doug "The Head"? /whatmoviereference? Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (6qErC) 132
oh Wynton wore glasses IIRC
Posted by: kallisto at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (d3k/b) 133
Yes, that is Denzel playing a trumpet player in Shelton Lee's "Mo Better Blues" which was partially ruined by featuring his father's horrible music. It also had a typically sappy ending and trafficked in offensive caricatures of jooooo music club owners.
Willowed My introduction to him was actually The King of Comedy. For years, that's all I knew him from, so when I actually tried to find his original schtick, I was surprised. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 10, 2019 10:43 AM (oh/Sd) That was the only movie I could stand him in, mainly because he played himself. Posted by: Captain Hate at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (y7DUB) 134
82 I can't get past "CXL." Does the ten add to 100 or subtract from 50? I can make sense of "LIV" or "IV" a couple ways. But CXL is like a null-value, or a divide-by-zero.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (5aX2M) Because of it's position, the X has to be doing something with the L, not the C. So the number if 140. You wouldn't add X to a number and then add L more. So the number is 140, not 160. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:26 AM (mO09S) 135
once the shitheads destroy a city and move out, how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (d7Ww2) Not all of them leave, though. That's the problem.(*waves at the post from Detroit*) Posted by: GWB at April 10, 2019 11:26 AM (7kVu3) 136
Good men also don't want to be USED as sex toys. It's a rather degrading assignment.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (RmBQf) Yeah, but as degrading assignments go, it's one of the best! Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 10, 2019 11:26 AM (3sjI6) 137
I only do formal sex.
Posted by: Tuxedo Guy at April 10, 2019 11:26 AM (vDqXW) 138
This girl ain't doing it right. Nothing has changed since I was young unless she's just limiting her selections to soy boys.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 10, 2019 11:26 AM (rxtQa) Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2019 11:26 AM (sjdRT) 140
82
I can't get past "CXL." Does the ten add to 100 or subtract from 50? I can make sense of "LIV" or "IV" a couple ways. But CXL is like a null-value, or a divide-by-zero. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2019 * * . . . The "I" is less than the "V", so you subtract, getting 4. "X" (10) is less than the "L" (50), so you subtract, 50-10. CXL is 140. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 10, 2019 11:27 AM (elsTe) 141
119 Sorry, no. See #25.
Better, see 8 where *I* got it right. Me me meee! I am a big fan of Ms. Lamar's work and have given particular study to an extended scene in "Ekstase". Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (fuK7c) She was a pathfinder for hotties to get naked Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:27 AM (bcbK8) 142
51
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 10, 2019 11:16 AM (oh/Sd) I'll take "Lines from movies that never could be written today" for $600, Alex. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (mO09S) Or: "Movies that never get old". Or: "Movies that should be on everyone's must-see list." Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 10, 2019 11:27 AM (jxbfJ) 143
Betley Davis
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 10, 2019 11:27 AM (YvUf/) 144
What a sh*tty c*ckup this bullsh*t is.
Posted by: Delaforce at April 10, 2019 11:27 AM (yTp55) 145
97 Where I come from, Cinnamon rolls are known as "sticky buns". Is this a regional thing?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (TfwlC) No, that's what my Dad always called them and he was from North Carolina. Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 10, 2019 11:27 AM (RD7QR) Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:27 AM (/tuJf) 147
That's when officers found a bag filled with the diamonds that was in his anal cavity.
******** It was the squirrel tail hanging out that tipped them off. Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:27 AM (m45I2) 148
136 Good men also don't want to be USED as sex toys. It's a rather degrading assignment.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (RmBQf) Yeah, but as degrading assignments go, it's one of the best! Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 10, 2019 11:26 AM (3sjI6) *rimshot* Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (bcbK8) 149
Speaking of sex, did Broseidon ever have his second date with the potential organ harvester?
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (sjdRT) 150
140
Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (8XRCm) ------ So 144? The L is ambiguous by my reading. I hate Roman numerals for this reason. The reading order is weird. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (5aX2M) 151
Now this is really scary ..
Here's The Shocking Reality Of Completely Blocking Google From Your Life what happens when you actively block all of your devices from even pinging Google's servers? Apparently, nothing short of nightmare fuel. Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (wZxsP) 152
Huh! The GOP actually pulled a good one.
Georgia Democratic Rep. Lucy McBath was the target of some creative trolling by the Republican Party over her widely disputed claim that she actually lives in Georgia, after receiving and signing for a gift basket the GOP sent to her address - in Tennessee. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (+y/Ru) 153
the X has to be doing something with the L, not the C. "
hmmm. So the ex has to be doing something with the what, again? Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (6qErC) 154
Come to think of it, it's probably just the Slate audience that has that problem.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (1ISKN) 155
I never had sex outside of matrimony.
Although I am married 2x. Current wife is best and last wife. Plenty of lead in the pencil, and she is the only one to whom I write. Posted by: navybrat, fresh out of rehab at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (w7KSn) 156
Honestly, the weather is the main thing keeping me out of Texas.
That and how fucking beautiful WA is. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (bcbK Very different climate depending on what part of the state you're in. By the coast is going to be hot and muggy. Further inland like College Station feels pleasant and relatively dry to a Floridian tired of Florida's BS. Further west, like Odessa-Midland, and you've got an arid climate. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (J+mig) 157
Assholes wither and die, but diamonds are forever
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (d6PIl) 158
once the shitheads destroy a city and move out, how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM See yesterday's conversation about tactile nukes. Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:29 AM (0tfLf) 159
"...ass-kickers, shit-kickers
and Methodists." And here you all have been telling me it's the Lutherans! Posted by: engineer at April 10, 2019 11:29 AM (R5QBF) 160
Hey! Who used up all the asterisks without replacing the roll?
Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:29 AM (4HMW8) 161
4 months of KETO and you post a picture of cinnamon rolls? You people are cruel! On another note. I apologize for losing my cool the other night. I maybe reacted a bit harshly or misinterpreted what was said. So Bander, if you're around. We're good on my end. I'd have a virtual beer with you!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 10, 2019 11:29 AM (+/tGa) Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:29 AM (6qErC) 163
OT: I watched the clips of Candace Owens reaming Ted Lieu and Jerry Nadler. Both were things of beauty.
Posted by: pep at April 10, 2019 11:29 AM (wW03z) 164
That's a hell of a pat down. They use the whole fist there?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards It's New Mexico. They are known for that. Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2019 11:29 AM (5gcVT) 165
once the shitheads destroy a city and move out, how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (d7Ww2) -------------- Maybe just start bulldozing so the sh*theads leave? Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 10, 2019 11:29 AM (WEBkv) 166
From Insty, there's an article about setting up a VPN that blocks all access to Google.
She removed all Google apps--and still had over 100k attempts to contact Google servers in one week. Scary shit. Now you know why, even as evil as you think they are, there's no political will to break them--they've basically told these politicians they will shut off the internet if they try. Google is more evil than we think Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (TN1P5) Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (vDqXW) Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (/tuJf) 169
Thanks for putting me the knowledge about Roman numerals, Horde!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (5aX2M) 170
Time, is on my side.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (/tuJf) --- No it ain't. Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (vDqXW) Time Waits for No One Posted by: JoeF. at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (NFEMn) 171
What happened to the "no math" rule?
Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (IXZGh) 172
146 >>/whatmoviereference?
Snatch. Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:27 AM (/tuJf) "Do you have anything to declare?" Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (bcbK8) 173
A New Mexico man is facing charges after police found 44 diamonds in a bag inside his anal cavity.
Officers pulled Eusebio Padilla over for driving a motorcycle without a license plate. Police found a knife, then patted Padilla down. That's when officers found a bag filled with the diamonds that was in his anal cavity. Padilla said he got the diamonds from his uncle. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (aKsyK) That must have been one hell of a pat-down. Did the officer light up a smoke afterwards? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (TfwlC) 174
"Dudes willing to pump and dump a woman they just met online"
"Dudes of high moral character" Pick 1. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (KUaJL) 175
The actress is Alf Landon. Don't know who the trumpet guy is. Looks like a young Morgan Freeman.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (m45I2) 176
Who said that what men want is:
"A duchess in the drawing room, an economist in the kitchen, and a whore in bed." Posted by: Parker at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (MFwf8) 177
So if I put some diamonds up a girls ass she will let me pat her down? I think is a true statement.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (2LelM) 178
HONK HONK
We will invent bullet sized nukes that can be fired from a gun so that we will have no choice but to ban guns since everyone already agrees we should ban nukes! HONK HONK Posted by: Clown World Tactile Nukes at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (323tT) Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (IXZGh) 180
Georgia Democratic Rep. Lucy McBath was the target of some creative trolling by the Republican Party over her widely disputed claim that she actually lives in Georgia, after receiving and signing for a gift basket the GOP sent to her address - in Tennessee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks >Forgive me for thinking stupid, but isn't living outside of the district or state that you represent a major violation of the Constitution? Posted by: Delaforce at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (yTp55) 181
I dont know what Candace Owens IQ is, but she makes the leftards look like retards.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (d6PIl) 182
"A Lady on the Streets and a Freak between the sheets" has been the goal of many a fine man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK Mrs. Muse tells me of a wedding shower she once went to where, at one point, all the ladies took turns offering advice to the bride-to-be, and one of the ladies, who was always very proper, very prim, always dressed very conservatively, straight-laced, butter-wouldn't-melt-in-her mouth offered this advic: "Sex. Lots of sex. Have lots of sex with your husband, do it often as you can, all the time." Mrs. Muse thought, wow, her husband must be the luckiest man alive. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (mO09S) 183
170 Time, is on my side.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (/tuJf) --- No it ain't. Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (vDqXW) Time Waits for No One Posted by: JoeF. at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (NFEMn) Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (bcbK8) 184
27 Willow - tina? Almost 600 posts, and nobody noticed she's holding the button accordion backwards. maybe she's lefthanded. or, perhaps, ambisinistrous. Posted by: Anachronda at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (sGtp+) 185
176 Who said that what men want is:
"A duchess in the drawing room, an economist in the kitchen, and a whore in bed." ------------------------ What a whore wants it to be treated like a lady. What a Lady wants is to be treated like a whore. Know this. Live this. Posted by: Puddin Head at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (2LelM) Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (4HMW8) 187
Google is more evil than we think Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM My kids mock me for not using goole knowingly. They are like, dad, it's just goole. They are effing CREEPY! You shouldn't have to be a tech savvy (i'm not) to avoid their services. Same with azon to another extent (although I am still guilty of using them). Goole needs to be shut down. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (+/tGa) 188
Time, is on my side.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (/tuJf) --- No it ain't. Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (vDqXW) Time Waits for No One ********** Does anybody really know what time it is? Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (m45I2) 189
CNN's Sam Vinograd: Yes, Obama also separated families at the border, but when he did it, it was "for their own protection."
..... __________________ Illegals were (and still are) using kids as pawns, bringing in kids that were not their own so that they could get released quicker (thanks to the stupid Flores consent decree, which congress should have legislated out of existence years ago). Some of these kids were kidnapped, some were borrowed, some were being used in sex trafficking, a lot of them were being abused and mistreated. They needed to be separated from the people who brought them in, until we could get some kind of verification that they were not in danger. When they were in "cages" in the U.S., they were being fed and housed in a safe place, which is a lot more than many of them were getting when they were with their "families" crossing the border illegally. All the phony virtue-signalling about "kids in cages!" and "brown kids being torn from their families!" is such ludicrous bullshit. These people, even the ones who were legitimately related to the kids, were using the kids and deliberately exposing them to danger. Not to mention they were deliberately breaking our laws. We don't owe them 5-star accommodations, nor do we owe them a guarantee that they won't be separated from other family members when they sneak into our country illegally -- especially when they're coming in at the rate of over 100,000 a month now. They're breaking our laws, and they're doing it deliberately and they're also deliberately lying and asserting phony asylum claims, in an attempt to overwhelm our immigration system. They cost us hundreds of billions of dollars a year in "free" public services and welfare fraud, and they disrupt our society and bring crime and disease here. We don't owe them a damn living. We are not responsible for the shitty conditions in their home countries. They need to stop coming here, and those that do come here need to stop bitching about how they're treated. They're lucky they're not being shot or imprisoned, which is what would happen to them if they were invading a country that gave a damn about the welfare of its own citizens. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (fqUgw) 190
I first really paid attention to Lamarr in a colorized version of 'Boomtown' . Stunning.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (2kj6M) 191
182 "A Lady on the Streets and a Freak between the sheets" has been the goal of many a fine man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK Mrs. Muse tells me of a wedding shower she once went to where, at one point, all the ladies took turns offering advice to the bride-to-be, and one of the ladies, who was always very proper, very prim, always dressed very conservatively, straight-laced, butter-wouldn't-melt-in-her mouth offered this advic: "Sex. Lots of sex. Have lots of sex with your husband, do it often as you can, all the time." Mrs. Muse thought, wow, her husband must be the luckiest man alive. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (mO09S) I think Mrs. Muse is right. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (bcbK8) 192
>>"Dudes willing to pump and dump a woman they just met online"
"Dudes of high moral character" Pick 1. - - - - Bingo! Good guys want good gals. Go figure! Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (W+vEI) 193
181 I dont know what Candace Owens IQ is, but she makes the leftards look like retards.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (d6PIl) Also, Ted Lieu is pond scum. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (mO09S) 194
188 Time, is on my side.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (/tuJf) --- No it ain't. Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (vDqXW) Time Waits for No One ********** Does anybody really know what time it is? Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (m45I2) "It's time to drink ale!" Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (bcbK8) 195
Very different climate depending on what part of the
state you're in. By the coast is going to be hot and muggy. Further inland like College Station feels pleasant and relatively dry to a Floridian tired of Florida's BS. Further west, like Odessa-Midland, and you've got an arid climate. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 10, 2019 * * . . . When I bugged out to College Station in 2005, the first day or so felt terrific after the swelter of Lousy-ana. After the north winds died it got hot -- touching 100 nearly every day in July, August, and September. But still dry, and early mornings were pleasant. Up around Amarillo and Palo Duro Canyon, it is very hot in May (when I was last there), but terrifically dry, so that 100 F. or so in the afternoon felt like 90. It cooled off at night there too. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (elsTe) 196
Talk about a tight ass.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (aS1PU) ROFL Posted by: Muad'dib ----- Hey, It was a piece of coal when I put it there....swearies!! Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (9iLHi) Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (6qErC) 198
A New Mexico man is facing charges after police found 44 diamonds in a bag inside his anal cavity.
Damned guv'mint and their asset forfeitures. Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (0tfLf) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (5aX2M) 200
That woman makes me think of all the guys who want a good girl he can trust and bring home to mom who somehow is also a raging party girl slut.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (39g3+) Can't recall who said it, but the classic is "A man wants a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom." Posted by: GWB at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (7kVu3) 201
188 Time, is on my side.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (/tuJf) --- No it ain't. Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (vDqXW) Time Waits for No One ********** Does anybody really know what time it is? I believe it's Hammer Time! Posted by: pep at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (wW03z) 202
124 Good men also don't want to be USED as sex toys. It's a rather degrading assignment.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM then again, as degrading assignments go, it's one of the best. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (Kpl3J) 203
once the shitheads destroy a city and move out, how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (d7Ww2) You can't. Once it becomes whatever it is, it is in harmony with nature. Bulldozing it would be an EPA violation. - Or a toxic waste site. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (+y/Ru) 204
Look Tina, when I hit you it was really for your own good.
Posted by: Ike Turner at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (+/tGa) 205
What happened to the "no math" rule?
Posted by: Sponge >Hey, I wasn't doing math this time. Don't blame me. Posted by: Delaforce at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (yTp55) 206
Fenelon, if you are here, you can take my name off the list. I didn't get a full time job but I don't want to take up space on there. Will continue to pray for everyone.
Posted by: kallisto at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (d3k/b) 207
What a whore wants it to be treated like a lady. What a Lady wants is to be treated like a whore.
Know this. Live this. Posted by: Puddin Head at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (2LelM) Can confirm. Couldn't always apply it, but can confirm it's a panty soaker. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK8) 208
Hollywood rumor has it Don Johnson was the last person to see Sal Mineo alive
Posted by: Bobo at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (TL6qR) 209
181 I dont know what Candace Owens IQ is, but she makes the leftards look like retards.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (d6PIl) Considering what it takes to make leftists look like retards, I'm sure Candace's IQ is higher than that. Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (4HMW8) 210
Ted Nugent is playing at our county fair this summer! The local Democrat Party is bitching about it, but they are not the majority here. Their tack is "he's not family friendly enough". Neopuritans. The illiberal left.
Posted by: Chris M at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (eAZVt) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2019 11:35 AM (4knXT) 212
how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again? "
*looks at map of Carthage* A while. Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:35 AM (6qErC) 213
188 Time, is on my side.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (/tuJf) --- No it ain't. Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (vDqXW) Time Waits for No One ********** Does anybody really know what time it is? Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (m45I2) Time has come today! Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:35 AM (mO09S) 214
Okay, don't know who the lady is but she sure reminds of a damsel in distress being tied to the railroad tracks by a Snidely Whiplash type character in a really, really old movie,,, or three.
Will read comments on lunch break to see. Posted by: teej at April 10, 2019 11:35 AM (qREJU) 215
Re: Family separations at the border.
In most cases, they're NOT families, which is precisely why they are separated. *Scott Adams calls them kids in "Obama cages." Heh. Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2019 11:35 AM (W+vEI) 216
*rimshot*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (bcbK Never! Posted by: GWB at April 10, 2019 11:35 AM (7kVu3) 217
>>"Do you have anything to declare?"
The fact that your gun says REPLICA down the side and the fact that mine says DESERT EAGLE .50 should cause your balls shrinking along with your presence. Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:35 AM (/tuJf) 218
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time..
Posted by: The Bard at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM (2kj6M) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM (+y/Ru) 220
Sh*t?
I give up. What's the hidden letter? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2019 11:35 AM (4knXT) Q Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM (xPJvm) 221
What a whore wants it to be treated like a lady. What a Lady wants is to be treated like a whore.
Know this. Live this. Posted by: Puddin Head at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (2LelM) Instructions unclear. I left $200 on the nightstand and still didn't get sex, but my wife did get an expensive new purse. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM (KUaJL) Posted by: Ray Charles at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM (P6KKD) 223
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (elsTe)
Sounds nice. I'll probably move somewhere even drier when I retire, or if events ever see me changing careers again (I hope not). I've had enough humidity for a lifetime. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM (J+mig) 224
Sean Davis twitter thread on released James Baker testimony....some interesting tidbits in it.
https://tinyurl.com/y2nnangg Posted by: Tami at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM (cF8AT) 225
208 Hollywood rumor has it Don Johnson was the last person to see Sal Mineo alive
Posted by: Bobo at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (TL6qR) Was he looking up at him or looking down? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:37 AM (bcbK8) 226
That's when officers found a bag filled with the diamonds that was in his anal cavity.
--- Talk about a tight ass. Honest, officer! It was charcoal when I put it in there! Posted by: Bert G at April 10, 2019 11:37 AM (tOP4K) 227
One nice thing about Latin math: You actually CAN'T divide-by-zero.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2019 11:37 AM (5aX2M) 228
That cinnamon roll pic crosses the line from something gooey and delicious to possibly a gestating mucous-laden life form from Aliens.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2019 11:37 AM (4knXT) Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:37 AM (6qErC) 230
awww...
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2019 11:37 AM (Kpl3J) 231
>Forgive me for thinking stupid, but isn't living outside of the district or state that you represent a major violation of the Constitution? Posted by: Delaforce No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen. Shorter version: They have to live in the same state, but not necessarily the same district. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2019 11:38 AM (aKsyK) 232
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time..
Posted by: The Bard at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM **** But Annie said that's when the sun will come out. Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:38 AM (0tfLf) 233
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Does anybody really know what time it is?" 25 or 6 to 4... Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 * * . . . My diamond watch has stopped cold dead! Posted by: Lady in the Chicago Song at April 10, 2019 11:38 AM (elsTe) 234
Dang, lin-duh beat me to it...
Posted by: Bert G at April 10, 2019 11:38 AM (tOP4K) 235
181 I dont know what Candace Owens IQ is, but she makes the leftards look like retards.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (d6PIl) Also, Ted Lieu is pond scum. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (mO09S) ----- NOW YOU TAKE THAT BACK... Posted by: Pond Scum at April 10, 2019 11:39 AM (flINI) 236
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (elsTe) Sounds nice. I'll probably move somewhere even drier when I retire, or if events ever see me changing careers again (I hope not). I've had enough humidity for a lifetime. Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 10, 2019 * * . . . Same here, Cato. Ten months a year of the same nasty stifling heat is too much for me. I want a little winter. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (elsTe) Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (/tuJf) 238
232 To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time..
Posted by: The Bard at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM **** But Annie said that's when the sun will come out. Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:38 AM (0tfLf) You gonna trust a ginger without pupils? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (bcbK8) 239
So it's Hedy Lamarr? I'm surprised how much she resembles Alf Landon. Around the eyes and forehead mostly.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (m45I2) 240
By the way, here is a Roman numeral converter thingy you can play with:
https://www.rapidtables.com/convert/number/roman-numerals-converter.html Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (mO09S) 241
This girl ain't doing it right. Nothing has changed since I was young unless she's just limiting her selections to soy boys.
If you read her actual article, her complaint is that she wants it purely transactional, like the guy isn't even supposed to talk to her, and guys tend to find that creepy and off-putting. Which means you can chalk this up to Feminists vs. Biology, Round 2898520. Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (ZGrMX) 242
237 Lindsey Graham has been reborn.
He is definitely going to go after the FBI/DOJ. Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (/tuJf) Burn, baby, burn. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (bcbK8) 243
The girl is Whopping Goldberg
And the guy is Marty Feldman Posted by: Ray Charles ---------- This, this is why I visit this landscape of iniquity. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (ZMWtN) 244
Re: Family separations at the border.
- I've got it! We promise them separation reparations if they make it to Mexico City. Then we pay them in Venezuelan funny money. They can each have a wheelbarrow full. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (+y/Ru) 245
So then the sh*theads move to some other part of the country that's
not a sh*thole, but then, because they're sh*theads, and not well-versed on the whole cause-and-effect thing, they vote for the same sh*tbirds who implement the same sh*t policies that have turned the places they came from into sh*tholes and their new homes gradually turn into sh*tholes that look just like the old sh*tholes, and they never seem to figure out why. That's why they are called locusts. and I could eat that whole platter of sticky buns right now. But, alas, those are permanently off my list now. Posted by: Vic at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (mpXpK) 246
That's a great picture of Blitzer. He looks like he's just sitting there waiting for the electric stimulus to lift his head and repeat the words that come through his ear piece.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (0tfLf) 247
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (m45I2) --- Does anybody really care? Posted by: Kadath at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (vDqXW) 248
and not well-versed on the whole cause-and-effect thing
Suggested: ...and know sh*t about the whole cause-and-effect thing... Posted by: mindful webworker survived the updates at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (GvEen) 249
Here's The Shocking Reality Of Completely Blocking Google From Your Life
what happens when you actively block all of your devices from even pinging Google's servers? Apparently, nothing short of nightmare fuel. Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (wZxsP) Heh. I use exactly zero of the "services" whose functionality was impaired. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (TfwlC) 250
Lindsey Graham has been reborn.
He is definitely going to go after the FBI/DOJ. Posted by: JackStraw ----------- Hell hath no fury... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (ZMWtN) 251
This Schatz guy from HI wants to give Barr a chance to use another, less scary word, than "spying."
Getting nervous, Dems? Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (ptqGC) 252
I want a little winter."
Got a refrigerator for that. Had my share of "winter", TYVM. *fishes out another Columbia PFG shirt* Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (6qErC) 253
Movie line: "Aim for the bushes, right?"
Posted by: Kadath at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (vDqXW) Posted by: SturmToddler at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (8D42x) 255
>>I dont know what Candace Owens IQ is, but she makes the leftards look like retards.
She's really clever. She regularly flips the argument while most people attempt to work within the Left's/Democrats' *rigged* argument. Look at how she responded to Rep. Talib I love this: @RashidaTlaib This is going to be tough for the family because the @GOP are calling ZOA's Mort Klein and conservative Candace Owens to testify at the same hearing. Both have elevated hate rhetoric and extremism in our country. - - - @RealCandaceO Candace Owens Retweeted Rashida Tlaib "Black people don't have to be Democrats" is not hateful rhetoric. "We're gonna impeach this motherf**cker" is. You and your little Congress clique of raging anti-Semites do not scare me. My voice will be heard tomorrow. Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (W+vEI) 256
Instructions unclear. I left $200 on the nightstand and still didn't get sex, but my wife did get an expensive new purse. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM (KUaJL) You pay the whore to go away. What a lot of women don't get is that men experience, for lack of a better word, affection, via sex. Women experience this through cuddling and words. For a man, the wife not having sex with him feels similar to what a wife would feel if her husband were treating her coldly. Posted by: Someguy at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (oTYTN) 257
That's HEDLEY!!!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (uopCm) 258
Time, is on my side.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (/tuJf) --- No it ain't. Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (vDqXW) Time Waits for No One ********** Does anybody really know what time it is? I believe it's Hammer Time! Posted by: pep Time has come today... Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (AM1GF) 259
No time for a summer friend No time for the love you send Seasons change and so did I You need not wonder why You need not wonder why There's no time left for you No time left for you Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (aKsyK) 260
155 I never had sex outside of matrimony.
Although I am married 2x. Current wife is best and last wife. Plenty of lead in the pencil, and she is the only one to whom I write. Posted by: navybrat, fresh out of rehab at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (w7KSn) Navybrat speaks wisdom. Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (4HMW8) Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (6qErC) 262
Sen. Brian Schatz: General Barr I want to give you a chance to use your own words because cable news is going to go crazy over the word spying. Is that the word you really meant to use because you have been talking for a long time is there a better way to phrase what you are concerned about?
Barr: Unauthorized surveillance. Hey thanks Senator Dummy for clearing that up. Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (/tuJf) 263
224 Sean Davis twitter thread on released James Baker testimony....some interesting tidbits in it.
https://tinyurl.com/y2nnangg With respect to James Baker's transcript there, and whether or not Rosenstein said there were 2 cabinet secretaries on board - it's already come out that is what McCabe *said* that Rosenstein had said, and Rosenstein instead has replied that McCabe is a big fat liar about everything, which is why he was fired, for being a liar. It's hard to know what's true in that pit of vipers, but I wouldn't trust anything that went back to McCabe as the original source. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (Kpl3J) 264
The girl is Whopping Goldberg
And the guy is Marty Feldman Posted by: Ray Charles ------ aefk ae wt yl;wkrgkjlw wetk wjkew jhewnvel wwtw wejuva pqwnkcq qelgjqelkgq wsgkj Posted by: Ronnie Milsap at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (flINI) 265
It's a well - established principle of world geography that Your City is a shithole. The city I visited once while in college 40 years ago, and spent a weekend there with my buddy in a ghetto student apartment, is -- still -- a shithole. The city I drove past on the turnpike and saw in silhouette? Shithole. It's the Shithole School of Urban Geography.
The one town I feel special about, usually due to a lost romance, is magically not a shithole, but "has its problems." Despite a hard-science minor in geography, I never learned this bit of science until I arrived here. But it must be true, because every swingin' dick endorses it. Unless you say it about their town. That's "diffurnt." A moron used to tell us what towns were shitholes. He claimed to be from Columbus, and it later turned out that he was staying about 20 miles outside Columbus, in a town I knew rather well. He thought Columbus was the center of the universe of course, which I mention now because a prominent conservative on a prominent conservative site yesterday called for Columbus to be "nuked," literally, because of the number of immigrant East Africans there. How the mighty (In Klumbis accent, "Moddy") have fallen. And Detroit and Dearborn take down all of Michigan, naturally. They are easy to avoid, fun to mock, and keep you from having to think about Clare or Frankfort or Ludington or Traverse City. So a Texan, without mentioning the purportedly Great Cities of Texas, can always shithole them. I'm way way down river from Detroit, in another state, and have to admit we chuckled at their discomfiture, fifty damn years ago, because they have been SUCH insufferable snobs when they were on top. Hudson's, the zoo, the airport, the expressways, the museums -- nothing was up to their standard, and everyone else lived in Hicksville (we actually have a Hicksville here -- nice place). It was hilarious to see them all lose their ass, really. Hope it happens to every snob? In most cases it already has. The thing is, that was 50 years ago. It's not funny anymore. Shithole. Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (8ZmvG) 266
189----Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (fqUgw)
------------------------------ First-rate, nail-on-the-head rant. Very well said. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (Rxduq) 267
So if I put some diamonds up a girls ass she will let me pat her down? I think is a true statement.
If you give her a rock she'll suck your... er, never mind. My guess is that in the process of the pat down he was moaning with pain and tenderness because he had a bag of sharp objects made of one of the hardest substances on earth this side of a shadenboner. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (39g3+) Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (vDqXW) 269
You gonna trust a ginger without pupils?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM Hey, Kbdabear posts gingers every Thursday and I'm not sure any of them have pupils. In fact, not sure I've seen any eyes either. Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (0tfLf) 270
But Annie said that's when the sun will come out.
Posted by: Diogenes You gonna trust a ginger without pupils? *********** Fee, Fi, Fo - a limerick An optimistic giant named Yarrow Had a boy who was thin as an arrow Stayed in his room, wouldn't eat Broken bones or bloody meat But hey, the son'll come out, for marrow! Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (m45I2) 271
Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (ZGrMX)
Yes I did not read the article. That is something she would have a hard time finding. She should just become a dominatrix and make some money satisfying her needs while maintaining her disgust of men. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (rxtQa) Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (6qErC) 273
This, this is why I visit this landscape of iniquity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (ZMWtN) I call them like I see them. And if I can't see them I make it up Posted by: Ray Charles at April 10, 2019 11:44 AM (P6KKD) 274
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I want a little winter." Got a refrigerator for that. Had my share of "winter", TYVM. *fishes out another Columbia PFG shirt* Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 * * . . . "Death is the mother of beauty," i.e., you can't appreciate something unless you can lose it. Can't appreciate summer unless you have some winter. Ten months a year of cold would be just as bad. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 10, 2019 11:44 AM (elsTe) Posted by: mindful webworker recognized cher, though, at April 10, 2019 11:44 AM (GvEen) 276
aefk ae wt yl;wkrgkjlw
wetk wjkew jhewnvel wwtw wejuva pqwnkcq qelgjqelkgq wsgkj" "Men of Harlech" in the original Welsh? Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:44 AM (6qErC) 277
Lizzy - 255 - Thanks for posting that!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM (U2TY5) 278
We'll be missing my mom.
Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (4HMW My condolences, Emmie. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM (TfwlC) 279
Forgive me for thinking stupid, but isn't living outside of the
district or state that you represent a major violation of the Constitution? =============== So cute. Booker lived in the Village when he was mayor of Newark. Corzine lived on Fifth Avenue when he was both Senator and Governor. Torricelli lived in Bucks County (Pa.). Posted by: New Jersey Demofascists at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM (LISuA) 280
262 Sen. Brian Schatz: General Barr I want to give you a chance to use your own words because cable news is going to go crazy over the word spying. Is that the word you really meant to use because you have been talking for a long time is there a better way to phrase what you are concerned about?
Barr: Unauthorized surveillance. Hey thanks Senator Dummy for clearing that up. Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (/tuJf) ============ "What he actually meant was..." -CNN Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM (oh/Sd) 281
Sen. Brian Schatz: General Barr I want to give you a
chance to use your own words because cable news is going to go crazy over the word spying. Is that the word you really meant to use because you have been talking for a long time is there a better way to phrase what you are concerned about? Barr: Unauthorized surveillance. Hey thanks Senator Dummy for clearing that up. Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (/tuJf) I'm loving Barr. And WTH is up with Hawaii? Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM (ptqGC) Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM (JKNZq) 283
If you read her actual article, her complaint is that she wants it purely transactional, like the guy isn't even supposed to talk to her, and guys tend to find that creepy and off-putting. Which means you can chalk this up to Feminists vs. Biology, Round 2898520.
I guess that Woman With Dreadful Personality and Inhuman View of Sex Mystified By Inability to Find Man Willing to Silently Serve As Human Dildo would have sold fewer pixels, or whatever a dead-end publication like Slate is selling to its numbskull audience. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM (ppBhU) 284
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE LIKE FIFTEEN PEOPLE HAVE MADE THE SAME "THATS HEDLEY" JOKE AND NOW AMY SCHUMER SAYS "THATS HEDLEY"
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM (4knXT) 285
269 You gonna trust a ginger without pupils?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM Hey, Kbdabear posts gingers every Thursday and I'm not sure any of them have pupils. In fact, not sure I've seen any eyes either. Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (0tfLf) I'm not saying you shouldn't lust after them. Just warning you, from graphic life experience, not to trust them. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM (bcbK8) 286
I thought Burp Reynolds was pretty good in that movie about onion rings.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 10, 2019 11:46 AM (AB9tT) 287
I dont know what Candace Owens IQ is, but she makes the leftards look like retards.
She seems quite bright, but it doesn't exactly take an Aristotle to get the jump on those clowns. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:46 AM (39g3+) 288
I have an acquaintance who is, and was, shall we say, profligate. He would screw anything that stood still long enough.
Now, he is married, and gay. He is a man married to a man. And seems happy, monogamous. He says he was profligate with women to see if he was really hetero. Turns out he isn't. So, one of his female trysts meets up with him not long ago and brings with her a beautiful 21 year old lady. "Who is this?" he asks. "Your daughter" is the reply. Posted by: navybrat, fresh out of rehab at April 10, 2019 11:46 AM (w7KSn) 289
Thank you for including me on your Prayer List once more, FenelonSpoke. We're hanging in there, so at least the situation isn't getting any worse right now. Y'all's prayers are greatly appreciated. And prayers up for all the Morons on the list plus everyone else who needs them. Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 10, 2019 11:46 AM (HaL55) 290
So if I put some diamonds up a girls ass she will let me pat her down? I think is a true statement.
If you give her a rock she'll suck your... er, never mind. My guess is that in the process of the pat down he was moaning with pain and tenderness because he had a bag of sharp objects made of one of the hardest substances on earth this side of a shadenboner. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM --- which begs the question.....why did he feel compelled to put those diamonds up his a$$ in the first place? Pretty sure he could have used a pocket to keep them in. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 10, 2019 11:46 AM (JUOKG) 291
Can't appreciate summer unless you have some winter."
Oh, we have winter. Lost a crap ton of citrus trees and semi tropical plants due to freeze a few weeks back. Funny 'bout that - the last time there was a multi consecutive night freeze was back in the 1920's - so of course, it's "record warmth" Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:47 AM (6qErC) Posted by: Chris M at April 10, 2019 11:47 AM (eAZVt) 293
We'll be missing my mom.
Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (4HMW I am so very, very sorry. {{{hugs}}} I still talk to mine every single day. And my dad, too. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2019 11:47 AM (ptqGC) 294
Time has come today...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (AM1GF) One of the truly awesomest songs ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mse7OQsZ9Ps Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:47 AM (mO09S) 295
Fee, Fi, Fo - a limerick
An optimistic giant named Yarrow Had a boy who was thin as an arrow Stayed in his room, wouldn't eat Broken bones or bloody meat But hey, the son'll come out, for marrow! Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM ****** Excellent! Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:47 AM (0tfLf) 296
Aristotle was a pimp. He could never have outfought Pythagoras.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2019 11:47 AM (4knXT) Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 10, 2019 11:47 AM (HaL55) 298
Barr: Unauthorized surveillance.
Hey thanks Senator Dummy for clearing that up. Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (/tuJf) ============ "What he actually meant was..." -CNN Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM Obviously he never learned the First Law of the Courtroom: Never ask a question you don't already know the answer to. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2019 11:48 AM (Kpl3J) Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC) 300
Is there a guy wearing a MAGA hat behind Barr?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2019 11:48 AM (ptqGC) 301
aefk ae wt yl;wkrgkjlw
wetk wjkew jhewnvel wwtw wejuva pqwnkcq qelgjqelkgq wsgkj" "Men of Harlech" in the original Welsh? Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:44 AM (6qErC) I'm gonna sue! Posted by: James Joyce at April 10, 2019 11:48 AM (aS1PU) 302
World War II news.
One more of what many call the Greatest Generation has passed away. Lt Col Richard 'Dick' Cole, Doolittle's copilot and the last living Doolittle Raider, has passed away at the age of 103. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2019 11:48 AM (z13UD) 303
Fuckin' Feinstein. Does she not recall the Obama DOJ's refusal to defend the Defense of Marriage Act?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 10, 2019 11:48 AM (hjaPQ) Posted by: awesome stories, inc. at April 10, 2019 11:49 AM (84QUd) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 10, 2019 11:49 AM (+y/Ru) 306
/off incomprehensible sock
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 10, 2019 11:49 AM (aS1PU) 307
She's Theda Bara
He's Denzel Washington. Together, they're Salt and Peppa, the hottest new detective team on your television, every Thursday night at 11! Must see teevee! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:49 AM (39g3+) 308
She's Theda Bara
He's Denzel Washington. Maybe. Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 10, 2019 11:47 AM (HaL55) Half-credit. Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:49 AM (mO09S) 309
We'll be missing my mom.
Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (4HMW I am so very, very sorry. {{{hugs}}} I still talk to mine every single day. And my dad, too. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2019 11:47 AM ***** So very sorry to hear. I lost my mom when I was 19. Years ago now. And some days its like she's right next to me. Comforting in a way. Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:50 AM (0tfLf) 310
So the guy beats record for the most carats shoved up an ass.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 10, 2019 11:50 AM (rxtQa) 311
One of the truly awesomest songs ever"
Need the extended live version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsBwBct0_5U Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:50 AM (6qErC) 312
262 Sen. Brian Schatz: General Barr I want to give you a chance to use your own words because cable news is going to go crazy over the word spying. Is that the word you really meant to use because you have been talking for a long time is there a better way to phrase what you are concerned about?
Barr: Unauthorized surveillance. Hey thanks Senator Dummy for clearing that up. Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (/tuJf) Isn't spying more accurate? Unauthorized surveillance sounds like a couple of low level people misusing their toys. From what I've been seeing this was authorized and at a fairly high level. Illegal surveillance might have been a better term. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 10, 2019 11:50 AM (kUmUV) Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:50 AM (/tuJf) 314
Shocking to hear that what women have been brainwashed to believe about men is not true.
Posted by: literally serious at April 10, 2019 11:50 AM (SB5Q1) 315
My father died in 1988. Its so long now that I have a hard time really remembering him beyond small glimpses and images. But sometimes I dream about him and he's all there as real and big and full of life as he ever was.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:51 AM (39g3+) 316
313 Hey Feinstein, does the Defense of Marriage Act sound familiar to you?
You're a liar. --- Right. She's a liar or and idiot or both. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 10, 2019 11:51 AM (hjaPQ) 317
So the guy beats record for the most carats shoved up an ass.
********* So we know that he is not Chilean, becaause there are no carats in Chile. Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:51 AM (m45I2) 318
Isn't spying more accurate? Unauthorized surveillance sounds like a couple of low level people misusing their toys. From what I've been seeing this was authorized and at a fairly high level. Illegal surveillance might have been a better term. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 10, 2019 11:50 AM (kUmUV) Spying can be legal and desirable. Unauthorized surveillance is illegal and undesirable spying. Posted by: Someguy at April 10, 2019 11:51 AM (oTYTN) 319
Here's a young Afghanistan war hero:
https://tinyurl.com/y5mnj94v Airman out of Hunter Army Airfield presented the Silver Star and the Bronze Star medal with Valor. Presentation was made at the National Museum of the Mighty 8th. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2019 11:51 AM (ptqGC) 320
So the guy beats record for the most carats shoved up an ass
"Wait til they get a load of me in the produce department" --Shep Smith Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:52 AM (39g3+) 321
311 One of the truly awesomest songs ever"
Need the extended live version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsBwBct0_5U Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:50 AM (6qErC) Chambers Bros: Standard R-and-B group, nothing special. Chambers Bros: Hey, let's try some of this LSD... Chambers Bros: Time has come today! Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:52 AM (mO09S) 322
Thank you, AOP.
Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:52 AM (4HMW8) 323
So we know that he is not Chilean, becaause there are no carats in Chile."
Keyboard, laptop, monitor. "Things that now need a good cleaning" Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:52 AM (6qErC) 324
which begs the question.....why did he feel compelled to put those diamonds up his a$$ in the first place?
Pretty sure he could have used a pocket to keep them in. - Spoiled the whole line of his suit. It just didn't fall right with those diamonds in the pocket. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 10, 2019 11:52 AM (+y/Ru) 325
It's really quite telling that the woman looking for casual sex can't even mentally grasp the core problem she's got - People just don't work that way, not in the Real World, they don't. The ideology she's been taught doesn't allow her to even imagine the possibility that she is completely and drastically wrong in her estimation of humanity, in general.
yeah we used to have schools who tried to teach this kind of thing - now people who never go to any "higher education" are far more intelligent than those who do. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2019 11:53 AM (Kpl3J) 326
OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor /i]
*hopes his off the rack sweat pants measure up to the HQ standards* Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:53 AM (39g3+) 327
Illegal surveillance might have been a better term.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont Better: treason. Posted by: pep at April 10, 2019 11:53 AM (wW03z) 328
A Virgin once, a tooter and anal buns. what do I winz
Cinnamon girl?.... Dr what is that burning down there? Herbes......................you been with Herb again? Posted by: saf at April 10, 2019 11:53 AM (5IHGB) 329
Spoiled the whole line of his suit. It just didn't fall right with those diamonds in the pocket.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 10, 2019 11:52 AM (+y/Ru) -------- This is why all the smart mules wear tunics. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2019 11:53 AM (4knXT) 330
Twitter is having a meltdown over Barr investigating spying on the Trump campaign.
http://tinyurl.com/y4emtgaz Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2019 11:54 AM (RBOtF) Posted by: B. Bunny at April 10, 2019 11:54 AM (0tfLf) Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2019 11:54 AM (oTMWb) 333
Possibly a foot of globull warming tonight and 45 mph winds behind it. I am one of the odd ones who embraces winter. But I am done! This is Wing, not Spring! WTF C'mon weather Joos. Other than Ilhan BroFo Omar, what have we done to you?
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 10, 2019 11:54 AM (+/tGa) 334
>>Twitter is having a meltdown over Barr investigating spying on the Trump campaign.
All good things come to those who wait. And have a plan. Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:54 AM (/tuJf) 335
Charlize Theron saying she is shockingly single and somebody (a man) needs to step up. The current state of men and women right here. This is Gorilla Pundit material so I linked it for OM.
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/ charlize-theron-says-shes-shockingly- single-somebody-just-needs-to-grow-a-pair-and-step-up Posted by: literally serious at April 10, 2019 11:54 AM (SB5Q1) Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:54 AM (6qErC) 337
If you read her actual article, her complaint is that she wants it purely transactional, like the guy isn't even supposed to talk to her, and guys tend to find that creepy and off-putting. Which means you can chalk this up to Feminists vs. Biology, Round 2898520.
Back in the Dark Ages, we called them Hitter Chicks. Women who sexed like stereotypical men. The problem was once they got off, they would just as soon kick you out as not. Posted by: Grump928(C) asks you kids to depart his lawn at April 10, 2019 11:55 AM (+szSl) 338
"Things that now need a good cleaning"
Posted by: Anon a mouse ******* Ahh. Good. Now my work for the day is completed. Have fun storming the castle, kids! Endeavour to persevere. ('Cause I can't endeavor without "u") Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:55 AM (m45I2) 339
Spying can be legal and desirable. Unauthorized surveillance is illegal and undesirable spying.
Posted by: Someguy at April 10, 2019 11:51 AM The Saxons did Spying. The Normans did Surveillance. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2019 11:55 AM (Kpl3J) 340
Lisa Neubauer concedes to Brian Hagedorn in Wisconsin Supreme Court race," The Wisconsin State Journal reports.
It's over, the conservative won! Ha ha! I told you so!!! Posted by: Greg Q at April 10, 2019 11:55 AM (XbP7q) 341
288 I have an acquaintance who is, and was, shall we say, profligate. He would screw anything that stood still long enough.
Now, he is married, and gay. He is a man married to a man. And seems happy, monogamous. He says he was profligate with women to see if he was really hetero. Turns out he isn't. Wait, what? You know, this shit just isn't fair. Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2019 11:55 AM (NWiLs) 342
Hillary continues to be strangely quiet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2019 11:56 AM (ptqGC) 343
"Wait til they get a load of me in the produce department"
--Shep Smith" We already have a load. It's in the kale. Wash before eating. Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:56 AM (6qErC) 344
Ace is up.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 10, 2019 11:56 AM (gC2IV) 345
Thank you, Jane and Diogenes.
Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:56 AM (4HMW8) 346
335 Charlize Theron saying she is shockingly single and somebody (a man) needs to step up. The current state of men and women right here. This is Gorilla Pundit material so I linked it for OM.
Riiiight. What's the net worth and annual income minimum to qualify? Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2019 11:56 AM (NWiLs) 347
Which is odd, as Houston is ground zero for donut shops every half mile... Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (6qErC) Rural towns in North Texas have a donut shop in EVERY shopping center or strip mall..... Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:17 AM (IXZGh) Yes, and they all use the same exact donut making machine so that their donuts aren't round, they're hexagonal. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2019 11:57 AM (veoSD) 348
341 288 I have an acquaintance who is, and was, shall we say, profligate. He would screw anything that stood still long enough.
Now, he is married, and gay. He is a man married to a man. And seems happy, monogamous. He says he was profligate with women to see if he was really hetero. Turns out he isn't. Wait, what? You know, this shit just isn't fair. Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2019 11:55 AM (NWiLs) That's just God limiting your sin of fornication on account of his great love for you. Posted by: Someguy at April 10, 2019 11:57 AM (oTYTN) 349
Thank you, Jane and Diogenes.
Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:56 AM (4HMW Continued prayers for you, Dear. Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2019 11:57 AM (ptqGC) 350
Lisa Neubauer concedes to Brian Hagedorn in Wisconsin Supreme Court race," The Wisconsin State Journal reports.
It's over, the conservative won! Ha ha! I told you so!!! Posted by: Greg Q at April 10, 2019 11:55 AM (XbP7q) ********** Great news! Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2019 11:57 AM (RBOtF) 351
Hillary continues to be strangely quiet.
Her face is turning red and she's sweating a little. She is about to get real loud if I can get her there in time... Posted by: Huma at April 10, 2019 11:57 AM (oTMWb) 352
342 Hillary continues to be strangely quiet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2019 11:56 AM (ptqGC) -------- Coughs, lung rales, farts and hiccups are the only sounds emanating from her recharging cube. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2019 11:57 AM (4knXT) 353
Posted by: literally serious at April 10, 2019 11:54 AM (SB5Q1)
She dated Sean Penn for years. For me, that's what I would consider a casual sex only woman. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 10, 2019 11:57 AM (rxtQa) 354
This "carat" thing bugs the hell out of me. It means one thing for diamonds and a completely different thing for gold.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 10, 2019 11:58 AM (1ISKN) 355
The diamond story, well that adds another meaning to Diamond Crevasse...
https://youtu.be/L744i6scE4I Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2019 11:58 AM (z13UD) 356
346 335 Charlize Theron saying she is shockingly single and somebody (a man) needs to step up. The current state of men and women right here. This is Gorilla Pundit material so I linked it for OM.
Riiiight. What's the net worth and annual income minimum to qualify? Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2019 11:56 AM (NWiLs) Dude, she is batshit crazy ultra feminist and SJW. She is on the wrong side of 40. She adopted 2 African kids. I'm not shocked at all that men in the current year are avoiding her like the plague. Posted by: literally serious at April 10, 2019 11:59 AM (SB5Q1) 357
My guess is that in the process of the pat down he was moaning with pain and tenderness because he had a bag of sharp objects made of one of the hardest substances on earth this side of a shadenboner.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (39g3+) Diamonds aren't "sharp", cut or uncut. And unless they were huge, fifty or so in a small bag is scarcely an excessive burden for that particular cavity, considering what normally gets stored there. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2019 12:00 PM (TfwlC) 358
Posted by: literally serious at April 10, 2019 11:54 AM (SB5Q1) She dated Sean Penn for years. For me, that's what I would consider a casual sex only woman. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 10, 2019 11:57 AM (rxtQa) Even worse is that she dated him during his hipster soul patch and pencil thin douche moustache oh God I'm over 50 years old period. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2019 12:00 PM (veoSD) 359
Eh, the whole Slate story is fiction.
Multiple layers of fiction. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 10, 2019 12:00 PM (Rxduq) 360
Possibly a foot of globull warming tonight and 45 mph winds behind it. I am one of the odd ones who embraces winter. But I am done! This is Wing, not Spring! WTF C'mon weather Joos. Other than Ilhan BroFo Omar, what have we done to you?
Posted by: Minnfidel Wanna know how big the US is? You're getting a foot of snow and we are hitting 90 today. Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2019 12:00 PM (5gcVT) 361
I wouldn't date Charlize Theron. Fuck that shit.
Posted by: literally serious at April 10, 2019 12:00 PM (SB5Q1) 362
Charlize dated, might have even been engaged to Sean Penn.
See comments above about good men not wanting women who waste time shtupping bad men. Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2019 12:01 PM (W+vEI) 363
charlize is raising her adopted daughter as her son
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 10, 2019 12:01 PM (0O7c5) 364
osted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:56 AM
Sorry to hear that. Been 7 years for me. It's not easy, but it makes you enjoy the other people around you. Think of her everyday. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 10, 2019 12:01 PM (+/tGa) 365
She dated Sean Penn for years. For me, that's what I would consider a casual sex only woman.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation Would not hit. Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2019 12:01 PM (5gcVT) 366
350 Lisa Neubauer concedes to Brian Hagedorn in Wisconsin Supreme Court race," The Wisconsin State Journal reports.
It's over, the conservative won! Ha ha! I told you so!!! Posted by: Greg Q at April 10, 2019 11:55 AM (XbP7q) ********** Great news! Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2019 11:57 AM (RBOtF) Not so fast - Tank Abrams is still claiming she won the Wisconsin Supreme Court seat. Posted by: josephistan at April 10, 2019 12:02 PM (7HtZB) 367
Honestly, the weather is the main thing keeping me out of Texas.
That and how fucking beautiful WA is. Florida weather is similar to Texas. But, Washington makes you pay for all the beauty, eh? Posted by: Pecan Scandi at April 10, 2019 12:02 PM (4Qd8y) 368
from the sean twitter ?baker testimony I am not getting clarity about Rosensteins activity. So in another Rosenstein laughed at the wire tap deal, in this it's not clear if he was onboard .
Posted by: willow at April 10, 2019 12:02 PM (r/xAU) 369
Possibly a foot of globull warming tonight and 45 mph winds behind it.
Tactile nucular warheads will clean that shit right up! Posted by: AOC at April 10, 2019 12:02 PM (oTMWb) 370
Wanna know how big the US is? You're getting a foot of snow and we are hitting 90 today.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2019 12:00 PM I feel better now Dam! I can't wait for my Hawaii trip. FU winter AND wing! Posted by: Minnfidel at April 10, 2019 12:03 PM (+/tGa) 371
>> charlize is raising her adopted daughter as her son
Srsly? Think she also demanded Sean Penn get rid of his guns. Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2019 12:03 PM (W+vEI) 372
Charlize Theron is a microcosm of the trend of successful late 30's to early 50's women who are ready to finally settle down, and they are shocked that they are finding it difficult to find a man. They feel entitied to a man.
Posted by: literally serious at April 10, 2019 12:03 PM (SB5Q1) 373
Charlize Theron saying she is shockingly single and somebody (a man) needs to step up. The current state of men and women right here. This is Gorilla Pundit material so I linked it for OM.
So I should date a woman who is too old to bear me children, and brings in a couple of brats from her previous relationship? Not to mention whatever issues arise from the fact that I don't make nearly as much as she does, something I bet she'd never forget, or let me forget. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2019 12:03 PM (wCmLp) 374
This "carat" thing bugs the hell out of me. It means one thing for diamonds and a completely different thing for gold.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe And a third for vegetables. Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2019 12:03 PM (5gcVT) 375
Thank you Minnfidel.
Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 12:04 PM (4HMW8) 376
HONK HONK
White Supremacistism is a threatitude! I could totes whin a fist fight with Candace Owens! Today's highly diverse recently immigrated youth care deeply about WW2 era dictators b/c of their deep family ties to the events as shown by their concernz about a lack of diversity in the film Dunkirk! HONK HONK Posted by: Clown World Ted Lieu at April 10, 2019 12:04 PM (323tT) 377
Charlize Theron saying she is shockingly single and somebody (a man) needs to step up. The current state of men and women right here. This is Gorilla Pundit material so I linked it for OM.
Translation: many men are aware of and heed Rule #1 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 12:05 PM (39g3+) Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2019 12:05 PM (oTMWb) 379
Srsly?
Think she also demanded Sean Penn get rid of his guns.Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2019 12:03 PM (W+vEI) seriously..... Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 10, 2019 12:05 PM (0O7c5) 380
So I should date a woman who is too old to bear me children, and brings in a couple of brats from her previous relationship?
One of which is a boy which she's raising as a girl... Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 12:05 PM (39g3+) 381
But seriously. Just look at how beautiful that face is.
All without botox or surgery. Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (IXZGh) One may only come across a face like that once in a lifetime. Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2019 12:06 PM (QLvwG) 382
Srsly?
Think she also demanded Sean Penn get rid of his guns. Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2019 12:03 PM (W+vEI) in his case it might not be a bad call, Lol Posted by: willow at April 10, 2019 12:06 PM (r/xAU) 383
charlize is raising her adopted daughter as her son
Srsly? Think she also demanded Sean Penn get rid of his guns. Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2019 12:03 PM Gee, maybe that's why nobody wants to date you Char? Yes, you're pretty, but you're batshit crazy. Sorry never stick your junk in crazy is always good advice. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 10, 2019 12:06 PM (+/tGa) 384
I feel better now Dam! I can't wait for my Hawaii trip. FU winter AND wing!
Posted by: Minnfidel Yeah. Wasn't trying to rub it in. Would gladly give you 30 degrees. Not even trade. Just give. This is bullshit. 90's in early April. Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2019 12:06 PM (5gcVT) 385
Where's Rinaldo to explain how AKSHUALLY Netanyahu didn't really win last night?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 12:06 PM (39g3+) 386
One may only come across a face like that once in a lifetime.
_______________ Want to make joke. Must resist. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 10, 2019 12:07 PM (1ISKN) 387
so Charlie uses her daughter as a fashion accessory .
Posted by: willow at April 10, 2019 12:08 PM (r/xAU) 388
So we know that he is not Chilean, becaause there are no carats in Chile.
Posted by: Muldoon ========= Now that's what I call a joke with a severly limited ambit. Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at April 10, 2019 12:08 PM (RmyQZ) 389
This "carat" thing bugs the hell out of me. It means one thing for diamonds and a completely different thing for gold.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 10, 2019 11:58 AM (1ISKN) Spelled differently, too: carat = weight unit for diamonds, karat = purity measure for gold. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2019 12:08 PM (TfwlC) 390
charlize is raising her adopted daughter as her son
Srsly? Think she also demanded Sean Penn get rid of his guns. At some point, even us guys wise up and realize there's lots of other pretty girls. Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2019 12:08 PM (oTMWb) 391
One may only come across a face like that once in a lifetime.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2019 12:06 PM (QLvwG) Nah, I'd eat a high protein diet the week prior to our date just to make sure I had more ammo in the chamber. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2019 12:09 PM (wCmLp) 392
Thank you Minnfidel.
Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 12:04 PM Time will take some of the sorrow and allow you to smile at the funny enjoyable moments. It will never totally heal. It's something most kids live through, part of the circle of life. I hope I give my kids good memories and thoughts when I am gone, knowing they were loved and we will see each other again. God bless you and your family. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 10, 2019 12:09 PM (+/tGa) Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2019 12:10 PM (oTMWb) 394
Finally got the insurance company to kick in their part for my failed root canal. They didn't want to pay because they only pay for one root canal per tooth in any two year period.
It's all a big scam. My endodontist had to write up a friggin waiver package to get it done because I have an active infection in that tooth and I can't stay on antibiotics until July which would be the two year period. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 10, 2019 12:10 PM (JUOKG) 395
HONK HONK
I have decided to identify over half the Americans who died in D-DAY as atheist or religiously minority Americans because it's racist to think otherwise. Plus we need to pay Mexico reparations for the horrible WW2:invasion the of Guadalcanal and return it to the native people just like in Panama!! HONK HONK Posted by: Clown World History Class at April 10, 2019 12:10 PM (323tT) 396
Lindsey Graham has been reborn.
He is definitely going to go after the FBI/DOJ. The head of Judicial Watch said they're specifically filing a ton of FOIA requests because they believe Graham is Trey Gowdy 2.0: talks a good game, but ultimately will not do anything to endanger The Gravy Train. Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2019 12:13 PM (ZGrMX) 397
The thing the attractive young 30 something hinted to but left out is that she wants a sex only relationship where HER sexual needs are satisfied while she extracts resources from her male sexual partner as well.
Again, in the current year men are wising up to that shit. She has only a few years left to bear children and is on the wrong side of 30 while admitting she has a high sex drive while never settling down. She has destroyed her ability and changes to ever pair bond. The fault is hers not men. Posted by: literally serious at April 10, 2019 12:14 PM (SB5Q1) 398
@RealCandaceO
Candace Owens Retweeted Rashida Tlaib "Black people don't have to be Democrats" is not hateful rhetoric. "We're gonna impeach this motherf**cker" is. You and your little Congress clique of raging anti-Semites do not scare me. My voice will be heard tomorrow. - Is this one of those tactile nukes I've been hearing about? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 10, 2019 12:15 PM (+y/Ru) 399
100 Brat:
No, I never had casual sex either. I was always darned serious about it. Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at April 10, 2019 12:19 PM (PwmMm) 400
The head of Judicial Watch said they're specifically filing a ton of FOIA requests because they believe Graham is Trey Gowdy 2.0: talks a good game, but ultimately will not do anything to endanger The Gravy Train
Smart, because that's almost certainly the truth. And while its a sign of weakness, irresponsibility, and immaturity in men, women in modern culture have gone out of their way to make marriage as unattractive and unreasonable a choice as humanly possible, so men are just not bothering any more, on the whole. There are of course always exceptions, and I pray all the horde are part of those exceptions. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 12:21 PM (39g3+) 401
284 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE LIKE FIFTEEN PEOPLE HAVE MADE THE SAME "THATS HEDLEY" JOKE AND NOW AMY SCHUMER SAYS "THATS HEDLEY"
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER It's layers of memes! Posted by: mindful webworker recognized cher, though, at April 10, 2019 12:25 PM (GvEen) 402
Time, is on my side.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (/tuJf) --- No it ain't. Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (vDqXW) Time Waits for No One ********** Does anybody really know what time it is? Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (m45I2) Time is an illusion Lunch time doubly so... - Ford Prefect Posted by: SturmToddler at April 10, 2019 12:34 PM (8D42x) 403
Mark Andrew Edwards and Nurse Ratched@149:
The Style Guide requires: Washington is cold, wet and rainy all the time. Posted by: Igotnothing at April 10, 2019 03:07 PM (CVRjO) 404
What them all turn into dust under the light of truth and facts
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 10, 2019 04:41 PM (wGqjj) 405
morning!
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