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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Lesser Ury
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ErikInTexas at April 11, 2019 09:33 AM (macz7)
Posted by: ALH at April 11, 2019 09:33 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Bert G at April 11, 2019 09:33 AM (tOP4K)
Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2019 09:33 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 11, 2019 09:34 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: ALH at April 11, 2019 09:34 AM (uLuPn)
https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/
1115962785366589445
Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 09:34 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 09:34 AM (oTYTN)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 09:34 AM (e1q4h)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 09:34 AM (dDUXP)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 11, 2019 09:36 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: bluebell at April 11, 2019 09:36 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Doctor Deplorable at April 11, 2019 09:37 AM (YIsx4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 09:37 AM (q8oeS)
https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/
1115962785366589445
Posted by: andycanuck
Has Abrams started claiming she won the Israeli election yet?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 11, 2019 09:37 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 09:37 AM (ICeSA)
Posted by: Ever at April 11, 2019 09:37 AM (Brfdf)
Wong was basically the creator of the scenery in Bambi. His life story is pretty amazing and he is a very underrated American artist.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 11, 2019 09:38 AM (rxtQa)
Not during and after WW2 when all the trees were either blown up or cut for fire wood
Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2019 09:38 AM (DSYuZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 09:38 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 09:38 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: bluebell at April 11, 2019 09:39 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Vic at April 11, 2019 09:39 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Pete in TX at April 11, 2019 09:39 AM (2RBkF)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2tqrf3b
Although I think it should be given a Latin name: The Quadragintaquinquepus!
Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 09:40 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 09:40 AM (/tuJf)
8" on the ground so far - halfway through the Winter Storm Warning. Weather guessers had us down for between 8-16". At this point, I'd take the over. Heavy wet snow BUT the damn wind out of the ENE is so strong that there is considerable drifting. 50 MPH gusts. Full-on whiteout conditions in open areas. All the schools are closed again - adding the the all time records for most snow days. We had already broken the all time snowfall record - now we are just running up the score. We will be between 9-10 feet of snow this season when this storm ends.
I have this overpowering urge to duct tape AOC to a telephone pole and letting her experience "Global Warming" first hand. Just for 24 hours or so.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 11, 2019 09:42 AM (sjdRT)
Whether it's funny or not, I'll let you all decide.
Posted by: Pete in TX at April 11, 2019 09:42 AM (2RBkF)
Posted by: bluebell at April 11, 2019 09:39 AM (aXucN)
You are most gracious and kind, no matter what they say.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 09:42 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 11, 2019 09:43 AM (RYQ7x)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 11, 2019 09:43 AM (438dO)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 11, 2019 09:43 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Pete in TX at April 11, 2019 09:42 AM (2RBkF)
It was at least two-thirds of a pun...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 11, 2019 09:43 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Hirrary Radiun Clintons at April 11, 2019 09:43 AM (Ndje9)
Friedrich the Great didn't like hunting, ripped down the fences, and made it a public park in 1742.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 09:43 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 11, 2019 09:43 AM (ufFY8)
Then, trying to catch up on some of the comments, I read through the prayer requests.
That was enough to snap me back to reality, and to make me appreciate even more how fortunate I am in this life. If it wasn't for democrats, I would have no legitimate reason to bitch at anything.
Posted by: jwest at April 11, 2019 09:43 AM (/roJx)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/327263/
I had no idea this was a thing. The judiciary in the early 80s effectively made it illegal for the RNC to mount certain challenges to individual elections because it might have been racist to do so.
How did I not know about this at all?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 09:43 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2019 09:43 AM (DSYuZ)
Posted by: bluebell at April 11, 2019 09:44 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Hirrary Radiun Clintons at April 11, 2019 09:43 AM (Ndje9)
Everyone leaks when you put a bullet in them, you homicidal monster.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 11, 2019 09:44 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2019 09:43 AM (DSYuZ)
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So...she blew? A lot?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 09:44 AM (q8oeS)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/327263/
I had no idea this was a thing. The judiciary in the early 80s effectively made it illegal for the RNC to mount certain challenges to individual elections because it might have been racist to do so.
How did I not know about this at all?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 09:43 AM (q8oeS)
It's illegal for you to read these things. Let CNN read it for you.
Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 09:45 AM (oTYTN)
Posted by: Pete in TX at April 11, 2019 09:45 AM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 11, 2019 09:45 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 09:45 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 09:46 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at April 11, 2019 09:46 AM (uopCm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, abashed but not defeated. Yet. at April 11, 2019 09:46 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 09:45 AM (fuK7c)
Got the umlaut.
Missed the second "r"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 11, 2019 09:46 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 11, 2019 09:46 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2019 09:47 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 09:47 AM (fuK7c)
ENOUGH WINTER!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 11, 2019 09:46 AM (FiUMj)
^This guy gets it.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 11, 2019 09:47 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 09:47 AM (fuK7c)
Still pissed the Shit Midas pardoned Manning.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2019 09:47 AM (pUDQf)
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Manning's transgendered, which makes him beyond your mortal morality.
He is the ubermensch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 09:48 AM (q8oeS)
Whether it's funny or not, I'll let you all decide.
Posted by: Pete in TX at April 11, 2019 09:42 AM (2RBkF)
He should change his name to Loser Ury.
Posted by: Show Me the Manet at April 11, 2019 09:48 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 11, 2019 09:48 AM (RYQ7x)
Tried driving to work a few hours ago, had to turn around because of a jackknifed semi. Thought I would give it a few hours but it amazingly got even worse, now there's a half inch of ice on everything, with accompanying thunder. I'm just counting the minutes till the power goes, it's flickered a few times already.
Posted by: lowandslow at April 11, 2019 09:48 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 11, 2019 09:49 AM (ER1jH)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 11, 2019 09:49 AM (GEhPL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 09:44 AM (q8oeS)
Most was wood land with valuable timber, Oak, Maple and other worthwhile trees. Probably worth over a million, or at least I was told that is what she got. She traveled a lot and gambled a lot.
Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2019 09:49 AM (DSYuZ)
The message brought forth by "Imagine" is virulently anti-capitalist, also railing against religion (though not faith) and nationalism. Its critics, therefore, had a field day pinning the counterculture legend as promoting Communism. John Lennon clarified that he did not identify with any political movement, but that elements of the song were more or less a rewording of the Communist Manifesto.
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Well, I'll be go to hell!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 11, 2019 09:50 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 11, 2019 09:50 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 09:44 AM (q8oeS)
Most was wood land with valuable timber, Oak, Maple and other worthwhile trees. Probably worth over a million, or at least I was told that is what she got. She traveled a lot and gambled a lot.
Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2019 09:49 AM (DSYuZ)
That's heartbreaking.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 09:50 AM (NWiLs)
I always thought if they arrested Assange, he would do a massive data dump.
We will see what today holds.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2019 09:50 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: JUSSIE at April 11, 2019 09:50 AM (MAstk)
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Where are you located? An April blizzard?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, abashed but not defeated. Yet. at April 11, 2019 09:50 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 11, 2019 09:51 AM (HaL55)
The message brought forth by "Imagine" is virulently anti-capitalist, also railing against religion (though not faith) and nationalism. Its critics, therefore, had a field day pinning the counterculture legend as promoting Communism. John Lennon clarified that he did not identify with any political movement, but that elements of the song were more or less a rewording of the Communist Manifesto.
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Well, I'll be go to hell!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 11, 2019 09:50 AM (+y/Ru)
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Reminds me of Red Mars, the book by Kim Stanley Robinson.
The main character (if there is one, it's an ensemble) insists that he's not political, but goes on to constantly give Marxist speeches about seizing the means of production from Earthers.
It's weird how communists don't see themselves as political while, at the exact same moment, insisting that everything is political.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 09:51 AM (q8oeS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 09:43 AM (q8oeS)
Like I said in the prior thread, a lot of GOP apologists acted like this didn't exist and anyone claiming it hurt the party was a birther level loon. It actually gave some justification for Failure Theater so that attitude struck me as very odd.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 11, 2019 09:52 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: jwest at April 11, 2019 09:43 AM (/roJx)
There's plenty to bitch at, Democrats or not. Some day scientists will figure out how to turn off the aging genes, but we were probably born too early for that.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 11, 2019 09:52 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2019 09:43 AM (DSYuZ)
Looks like cast concrete to me.
Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2019 09:52 AM (ykq7q)
I am triggered, I tell you, triggered!
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 09:52 AM (qC1Sy)
That's heartbreaking.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 09:50 AM (NWiLs)
That she used all the money and is no longer wealthy or that a wastrel received it?
Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 09:52 AM (oTYTN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 09:43 AM (q8oeS)
Like I said in the prior thread, a lot of GOP apologists acted like this didn't exist and anyone claiming it hurt the party was a birther level loon. It actually gave some justification for Failure Theater so that attitude struck me as very odd.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 11, 2019 09:52 AM (y7DUB)
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Well, now that it's gone, maybe there will be some lawfare on our side against ballot harvesting. I swear...that's so obviously a fraud machine I want it in front of SCOTUS to see the 8-1 smackdown (Sotomayor will dissent, screaming about brown bodies, or something).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 09:53 AM (XSSCs)
It only takes once in German.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 11, 2019 09:53 AM (Ct55T)
Central Wisconsin, 6 inches of snow overnight and drifts, now it's a thunderstorm of freezing rain. I'm not kidding when I said he have a half inch of ice and that's just been in the last hour.
Posted by: lowandslow at April 11, 2019 09:54 AM (4thlk)
around because of a jackknifed semi. Thought I would give it a few hours
but it amazingly got even worse, now there's a half inch of ice on
everything, with accompanying thunder. I'm just counting the minutes
till the power goes, it's flickered a few times already.
Posted by: lowandslow at April 11, 2019 09:48 AM (4thlk)
You must be west of here. That ice-thundersnow crap is scheduled to get here in a few hours. I think I'll pull the plug on work before then and send everyone home - while they can still get there.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 11, 2019 09:54 AM (sjdRT)
Breaking news about John Lennon:
Music legend has it that Lennon sorta liked Ronaldus Magnus. And it's no secret that The Beatles didn't much care for Jolly Olde England's oppressive taxation. They even wrote a song about it.
Thankfully, that's about as far into politics as they ever got with their music. JL was a bit more vocal about his politics, but that was mostly after they broke up.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 11, 2019 09:54 AM (HaL55)
That's heartbreaking.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 09:50 AM (NWiLs)
That she used all the money and is no longer wealthy or that a wastrel received it?
Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 09:52 AM (oTYTN)
The latter. And that she sold it instead of keeping it in the family, then pissed all the money away.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 09:54 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bomb Cyclone at April 11, 2019 09:54 AM (6X9zF)
*******
Forensics - ein limerick
The zookeeper searches for clues
There are footprints, but no one knows whose
Seems the antelope pen
Has been breached once again
We found out when we saw the fake gnus!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2019 09:54 AM (m45I2)
Finally with a clue,
No terror excused for,
No Bono or U-2,
Imagine all the rich kids
thinking for themselves...
Imagine no gliterati,
Only real workers,
cops and fire too,
No Pinters or Sontags
Imagine all the rich kids
fighting for our ways...
Imagine no multi-millions,
I wonder if Yo' can,
Rejecting the limo liberals
Pretending love of man,
imagine all the rich kids
cheering flags unfurled...
You may say I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the West will truly win.
Posted by: John Lenin at April 11, 2019 09:55 AM (Dh1wo)
And speaking of which, suck it, Philly! Bwahahaha!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at April 11, 2019 09:56 AM (tgcQH)
Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 09:52 AM (oTYTN)
I believe she is in a nursing home now, medicaid probably paying. I haven't talked to her in years. She had a stroke....
Posted by: Colin at April 11, 2019 09:56 AM (DSYuZ)
...
Yoo Hoo!
Posted by: RBG at April 11, 2019 09:56 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 11, 2019 09:54 AM (HaL55)
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And started hanging around with Yoko.
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 09:56 AM (qC1Sy)
https://on.mktw.net/2uZuVTd
The Emtrumpening continues.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 11, 2019 09:57 AM (H4CEY)
It's weird how communists don't see themselves as political while, at
the exact same moment, insisting that everything is political.
Ordinarily, one needs visit a sanitarium to find people who believe two diametrically opposed ideas simultaneously.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 11, 2019 09:57 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 09:51 AM (q8oeS)
They probably don't see it as political, because to them, it's a moral imperative. Like the old Puritans, their goal is to legislate their morality and force everyone into Paradise whether they want to go or not.
Unlike the Puritans, their ideology is a self-contradicting pile of excrement. Their Earthly Paradise will never be, and it's always someone else's fault, because like the cultists they are, they can never question the holy dogmas laid down by Marx and Lenin.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 09:57 AM (J+mig)
I swear some people have nothing better to do than make up stupid shit to scare people.
It's called a storm.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2019 09:57 AM (pUDQf)
Don't forget winds gusting to 40 mph.
Posted by: lowandslow at April 11, 2019 09:57 AM (4thlk)
https://on.mktw.net/2uZuVTd
The Emtrumpening continues.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 11, 2019 09:57 AM (H4CEY)
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*scrambles*
"Trump wants to...not let you have money for the slavery you personally experienced!"
-The DNC
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 09:57 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at April 11, 2019 09:56 AM (tgcQH)
Good job beating up on Pivetta.
That's like bragging about f*cking a puppy to death.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 11, 2019 09:58 AM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at April 11, 2019 09:58 AM (tgcQH)
- Perchik, proposing to Hodel, Fiddler on the Roof
Posted by: Mother Superior Order of Ninjas at April 11, 2019 09:58 AM (dm05u)
It's weird how communists don't see themselves as political while, at
the exact same moment, insisting that everything is political.
Ordinarily, one needs visit a sanitarium to find people who believe two diametrically opposed ideas simultaneously.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 11, 2019 09:57 AM (HaL55)
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Unlike the Puritans, their ideology is a self-contradicting pile of excrement. Their Earthly Paradise will never be, and it's always someone else's fault, because like the cultists they are, they can never question the holy dogmas laid down by Marx and Lenin.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 09:57 AM (J+mig)
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I agree.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 09:58 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: lowandslow at April 11, 2019 09:59 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 11, 2019 09:59 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 11, 2019 09:59 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: bluebell at April 11, 2019 09:59 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, abashed but not defeated. Yet. at April 11, 2019 10:00 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: RI Red at April 11, 2019 10:00 AM (x0Sbm)
Posted by: bluebell at April 11, 2019 09:59 AM (aXucN)
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I haven't seen him in two weeks.
I'm beginning to think he was similar to the main character in the movie he recommended to me: Borgman.
A malevolent creature out to create chaos who then disappears when the job is done.
I want him back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 10:00 AM (XSSCs)
The message brought forth by "Imagine" is virulently anti-capitalist, also railing against religion (though not faith) and nationalism. Its critics, therefore, had a field day pinning the counterculture legend as promoting Communism. John Lennon clarified that he did not identify with any political movement, but that elements of the song were more or less a rewording of the Communist Manifesto.
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Well, I'll be go to hell!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 11, 2019 09:50 AM (+y/Ru)
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I love the scene in Forrest Gump when Forrest is on the Dick Cavet Show, describing how bad life in in Red China, and that inspires Lennon to write "Imagine"
Posted by: josephistan at April 11, 2019 10:00 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Martell at April 11, 2019 10:00 AM (8YSAS)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 11, 2019 10:00 AM (kG5hP)
We had to skip some lyrics. The church lady said "if you say imagine no religion in St. Christopher's Church in Chatham it could get into the newspapers".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 10:01 AM (fuK7c)
I told him Khan has been dead for a while now, but he was adamant about conquering his territory.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2019 10:01 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: bluebell at April 11, 2019 09:59 AM (aXucN)
I haven't seen him either. I think when I mentioned it about a week ago he'd already been not around for a week. Someone brings it up every now and then.
Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 10:01 AM (oTYTN)
Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2019 10:01 AM (xjiRE)
And started hanging around with Yoko.
You must not mention She Whose Name Must Not Be Mentioned Here Under Any Circumstances' name. If you do that two more times, bad things will start to happen to us.
Ssshhhh...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 11, 2019 10:01 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at April 11, 2019 10:01 AM (tgcQH)
Unemployment claims "unexpectedly" dropped, falling to the lowest level since October 1969.
I'm guessing this is all due to Barry's economic miracle that only happened once he was out of office. Funny how things were unexpectedly worse during Barry's reign of terror and unexpectedly better under Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2019 10:02 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 10:02 AM (fuK7c)
Boy, I miss a Pope who calls it as he sees it. Maybe we can get him to un-retire.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 11, 2019 10:02 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: bluebell at April 11, 2019 09:44 AM (aXucN)
Go Blue Jays!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2019 10:02 AM (wYseH)
Another day, another children's song that doesn't mean what you'd thought your whole life. That's right, there's no lion sleeping tonight, not in the mighty jungle nor the quiet village. Well, not in the literal sense anyway. "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is a lot more profound than the whimsical verbalization of what brings to mind image of the opening scenes of Disney animated classic "The Lion King."
Originally recorded by Simon Linda but made widely popular by The Tokens in 1961, the lion in the lyrics refers to a person and not a big cat. The lion is commonly regarded as the king of the jungle, and in this song is code for the highly influential early 19th century king of the Zulus, Shaka Zulu. The "sleeping" Zulus, lead by Shaka Zulu, would one day "wake up" and defeat the British regime of the time.
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Ahh. Genocide.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 11, 2019 10:03 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 11, 2019 10:03 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Brian at April 11, 2019 10:03 AM (uGHnY)
Ssshhhh...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Blucher!
Posted by: Bruce at April 11, 2019 10:04 AM (LAt9N)
It was a parody of California Girls.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 10:02 AM (fuK7c)
Disagree...it parodied Chuck Berry's "Back in the USA".
Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2019 10:04 AM (ykq7q)
Back in the USSR wasn't political at all. Yep not at all.
I took that tune as more of a sly Cold War parody than anything else.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 11, 2019 10:04 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: bluebell at April 11, 2019 10:05 AM (aXucN)
Boy, I miss a Pope who calls it as he sees it. Maybe we can get him to un-retire.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 11, 2019 10:02 AM (VpIIl)
Well that, and decades of allowing homosexuals to consume your seminaries may have had something to do with it.
Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 10:05 AM (fF3XF)
Until now I haven't messed with the back, I just run over the mounds with the riding mower. Now they have gotten into the stone steps to my shed and I had to dust them. It is going to be almost impossible to get them out of there unless I dismantle the whole thing.
Rethinking that whole nuke them from orbit thing.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 11, 2019 10:05 AM (JUOKG)
It was a parody of California Girls.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 10:02 AM (fuK7
It wasn't a parody of California girls . The girls part was suggested to be included by Wilson. It was more of response to Chuck Berry's patriotic idealistic songs and opinion that a Russian was just as proud to return to his country as an American was to return to America.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 11, 2019 10:05 AM (rxtQa)
Looks like Wisconsin.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian at April 11, 2019 10:06 AM (wA4OO)
the sniper froze to death.
Having spent a fair amount of time in a ghillie suit, trust me, the sniper is pretty cozy.
Posted by: Bert G at April 11, 2019 10:06 AM (tOP4K)
Boy, I miss a Pope who calls it as he sees it. Maybe we can get him to un-retire.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 11, 2019 10:02 AM (VpIIl)
So when do we finally get a Sexual Counter-Revolution, when people finally start going "I'm sick of hearing about sex all the fucking time, keep it in the bedroom!"
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 10:06 AM (J+mig)
Biden gets feely with Diamond & Silk
https://twitter.com/DiamondandSilk/status/
1116279726543384578
Posted by: Mother Superior Order of Ninjas at April 11, 2019 10:06 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: bluebell at April 11, 2019 10:05 AM (aXucN
Like Google, you will silence all dissent.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2019 10:06 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 10:06 AM (fuK7c)
How did I not know about this at all?
You mean you didn't know that the RNC had been under Double Secret Probation for the last 40 years? And that every one in the GOP-e thought it was just great because it gave them a great excuse for not doing their phoney-baloney jobs?
You know if someone ever showed up who was actually serious about overturning the money-changers tables, he would start a hell of a shit-storm.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 10:06 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 11, 2019 10:07 AM (dNzKv)
*******
Let's Get Metaphysical - a limerick
The setting is frankly zoological
While the scenery is meteorological
But to find deeper meaning
I'm tentatively leaning
Toward analysis more ontological
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2019 10:07 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 11, 2019 10:08 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 10:08 AM (fuK7c)
The Blue Jays may be from America's Hat but that hardly qualifies as trolling.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 11, 2019 10:08 AM (H4CEY)
Do we really need more reasons to NOT vote for Democrats? Yes, yes we do.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 11, 2019 10:09 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: bluebell
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 10:09 AM (dDUXP)
Rethinking that whole nuke them from orbit thing.
Try putting a shovel full of one mound on another one some distance away. We have fire ants down here and that worked for me when I'd exhausted other methods. Except fire. That usually works well too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 11, 2019 10:09 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 11, 2019 10:10 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 11, 2019 10:10 AM (AjNMO)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 11, 2019 10:10 AM (VpIIl)
Democrats are howling right now
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 11, 2019 10:10 AM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 11, 2019 10:10 AM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 11, 2019 10:11 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, abashed but not defeated. Yet. at April 11, 2019 10:00 AM
Yep, and these are actually a lot more serious, and more cut and dried, than the splashy Nike case. He stole over $1 million dollars in withholding taxes from his own employees, and the IRS always takes the position, when that happens, that you stole that money from the IRS itself. Not to mention that he stole $1.6 million from one of his clients.
Just one more thug who swore he was going to put Trump in prison, who is going to end up doing at least 20 years himself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 10:11 AM (Kpl3J)
Rethinking that whole nuke them from orbit thing.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
Use Amdro. When the queen dies, so does the whole mound.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 10:11 AM (dDUXP)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 11, 2019 10:10 AM (8ZmvG)
See 128. Diss on American exceptionalism.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 11, 2019 10:12 AM (rxtQa)
Here's the news the song Imagine sucked beyond all sucking as did Lennon's entire solo career and you can throw some of his later Beatles songs into the suckitude like the Ballad of John and Yoko which was utter self indulgent tripe
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2019 10:12 AM (OLCnA)
Looks around
Scratches.
Hey Horde! Horde Horde Horde Horde!
Guess what day it is??? Come on...what day is it!!??
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 10:13 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Buttgig at April 11, 2019 10:13 AM (MAstk)
I'm getting a kick out listening to them whine about Barr using the word "spying".
The very same Democrats who spent the last 2 years breathlessly telling us that Trump committed treason with Russia.
Right over the target.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 10:13 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 10:11 AM (Kpl3J)
I thank God that our enemies are not nearly as smart as they think they are, and pray that they continue to plumb the depths of human stupidity.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 10:13 AM (J+mig)
Looks around
Scratches.
Hey Horde! Horde Horde Horde Horde!
Guess what day it is??? Come on...what day is it!!??
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 10:13 AM (0tfLf)
Uh, unless we somehow crossed the International Date Line, it's Thursday.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 10:14 AM (NWiLs)
I had no idea this was a thing. The judiciary in the early 80s
effectively made it illegal for the RNC to mount certain challenges to
individual elections because it might have been racist to do so.
Neither did I. Once again, the spineless Party of Stoopid refuses to fight. How was that a legal decision?
Also, Democrats are all Progressives nowadays. They are American Communists who just changed their name to better hide amongst us Normals. Their beliefs do not comport with American values, hence their need to distinguish them by calling them "progressive values." Whenever you hear a Proud Progressive mention that phrase, beware of an open domestic enemy who needs to be defeated by any means necessary.
#PurgeProgressivismBAMN
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 11, 2019 10:14 AM (HaL55)
Looks around
Scratches.
Hey Horde! Horde Horde Horde Horde!
Guess what day it is??? Come on...what day is it!!??
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 10:13 AM (0tfLf)
Thusday?
Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 10:14 AM (oTYTN)
148 @100 Sincerely, just as a matter of curiosity, what do you say the political meaning of "Back in the USSR" is?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 11, 2019 10:10 AM
Aside from what's been said before, I recall a story from someone around the band that said one day they were all hopped up on smoke and acid, and somebody said "you know we're so fukkin' popular now that I'll bet we can do a song about the USSR and even it'll be a hit". And then they copied Chuck Barry and the Beach Boys just for fun.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 10:15 AM (Kpl3J)
BTW, imagine no black people or yellow too. That's not racist! And it just says "imagine" not do anything about it just like Mr Carlson said!
Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 10:15 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: bluebell at April 11, 2019 10:15 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 11, 2019 10:15 AM (559XI)
Posted by: creeper at April 11, 2019 10:15 AM (PLU0I)
Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 10:15 AM (fF3XF)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 11, 2019 10:15 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:16 AM (0rsWa)
Afraid you'll have your home stolen, bluebell??
Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 10:16 AM (Dh1wo)
Badfinger and the Beatles.
Or
Survivor and Journey
I was convinced for years that Frank Zappa and Leon Redbone were the same person.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 11, 2019 10:17 AM (559XI)
Posted by: rickb223
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Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.
Posted by: Shakesperian Exterminator at April 11, 2019 10:17 AM (w54mS)
Badfinger and the Beatles.
Or
Survivor and Journey
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 11, 2019 10:15 AM (rxtQa)
Trick question?
Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2019 10:17 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: bluebell at April 11, 2019 10:17 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:17 AM (0rsWa)
Badfinger is what the Beatles would have sounded like if George had been in charge
Posted by: AltonJackson link in nick for the MiMoMe at April 11, 2019 10:17 AM (ceIDk)
Friedrich the Great didn't like hunting, ripped down the fences, and made it a public park in 1742.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 09:43
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Erich Honecker was an avid hunter. Too avid. During his rule, East Germany would have to regularly import animals from Bloc countries, because his massive State Hunts would depopulate the forests.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 10:18 AM (ICeSA)
"Because of his ego."
Posted by: Delaforce at April 11, 2019 10:18 AM (k3LPN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 11, 2019 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)
Oh, I heard Paul tell a story about that. Badfinger were signed to Apple Records and they needed a hit. So Paul wrote "Come and Get It". Then he made the demo, playing each instrument.
Then he gave it to the band and said "you'll have a hit if you do it *exactly* like this".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 10:18 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Insomniac
******
Myles.
That's how hoses up my week has been.
Trying to retire is HARD!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 10:18 AM (0tfLf)
(It's fuzzy but pretty. And how is the Horde this morning?)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 11, 2019 10:19 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: AltonJackson link in nick for the MiMoMe at April 11, 2019 10:17 AM (ceIDk)
Too bad he wasn't because I like Badfinger . George produced / wrote some Badfinger songs right?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 11, 2019 10:19 AM (rxtQa)
Badfinger and the Beatles.
Or
Survivor and Journey
I was convinced for years that Frank Zappa and Leon Redbone were the same person.
Posted by: Grump928
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John Prine and Tiny Tim.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2019 10:20 AM (w54mS)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 10:20 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
Use Amdro. When the queen dies, so does the whole mound.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 10:11 AM
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I am currently using Bengal fire ant dust. It works literally overnight but I am worried about using it where the dogs can get to it. Even though everything I have read says it is safe for pets and they have to eat 9 pounds of it to get poisoned, I still worry.
Until now I haven't dusted any in the back but that changed this morning when I went to the shed and saw the latest colony. As soon as I put a foot on the first step, those suckers can pouring out, and I am allergic to them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 11, 2019 10:20 AM (JUOKG)
One of the most overrated piece-of-crap musical compositions in the history of fucking ever.
Not sorry.
Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 10:21 AM (fF3XF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2019 10:20 AM (w54mS)
Acid flashback?
Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2019 10:21 AM (ykq7q)
That's how hoses up my week has been.
Trying to retire is HARD!!!
Posted by: Diogenes
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It's always Saturday. Unless you need the bank, in which case it's Sunday.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2019 10:21 AM (U2TY5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 10:18 AM (fuK7c)
Okay so it was Paul not George. Either way I like Badfinger.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 11, 2019 10:21 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 11, 2019 10:21 AM (dm05u)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 10:21 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JTB at April 11, 2019 10:21 AM (bmdz3)
I give up.
I'm going to lurk for awhile.
Who the hell is myles?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 10:20 AM (0tfLf)
Myles Davys?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 10:22 AM (NWiLs)
In related news, the college formerly known as Wheeling Jesuit has announced that it will no longer have any "humanities," like music, history, and literature, concentrating instead on majors that offer immediate employment.
Someone brought up barber college and beautician school (there is a pun on "Esthetician," a kind of beauty operator, and the philosophical study, Aesthetics), but when an actual academic asked how you could call it a Jesuit university with no traditional liberal studies, well, the Jesuits announced that they would be revoking their affiliation.
So now, the university's problem with plunging enrollment should go away pretty quickly, wouldn't you think?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 11, 2019 10:22 AM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2019 10:22 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:23 AM (0rsWa)
Posted by: Hans Brinker at April 11, 2019 10:23 AM (U2TY5)
No I can't, Even when I try...
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 10:23 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 10:23 AM (NWiLs)
Another day, another children's song that doesn't mean what you'd thought your whole life. That's right, there's no lion sleeping tonight, not in the mighty jungle nor the quiet village. Well, not in the literal sense anyway. "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is a lot more profound than the whimsical verbalization of what brings to mind image of the opening scenes of Disney animated classic "The Lion King."
Originally recorded by Simon Linda but made widely popular by The Tokens in 1961, the lion in the lyrics refers to a person and not a big cat. The lion is commonly regarded as the king of the jungle, and in this song is code for the highly influential early 19th century king of the Zulus, Shaka Zulu. The "sleeping" Zulus, lead by Shaka Zulu, would one day "wake up" and defeat the British regime of the time.
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Ahh. Genocide.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 11, 2019 10:03 AM.
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Yeah? Well how did that work out for them then?
Posted by: Lt.Chard VC, Rorkes Drift, Natal. at April 11, 2019 10:24 AM (4860a)
When you're done studying can you report back on the tree in the foreground on the right? The bottom of it doesn't make sense.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 10:24 AM (fuK7c)
Those who agreed (and in fact argued for) to the consent decree came from the Bush side of the RNC. And yes, despite some claims, said decree has had an effect on the RNC since...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 10:24 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Delaforce at April 11, 2019 10:25 AM (k3LPN)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 10:24 AM (fuK7c)
It was cold. He sneezed.
Posted by: DocJ at April 11, 2019 10:25 AM (fF3XF)
From Nowhere?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2019 10:22 AM (m45I2)
500 Myles?
Posted by: Insomniac
*****
Don't ask me. I don't even know what day it is.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 10:25 AM (0tfLf)
Badfinger and the Beatles.
Or
Survivor and Journey
I was convinced for years that Frank Zappa and Leon Redbone were the same person.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 11, 2019 10:17 AM (559XI)
I think John Fogerty sounds a whole lot like that guy in CCR.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 10:26 AM (Kpl3J)
*********
'NETHER' LANDS INDEED - a limerick
A certain young Amsterdam drinker
Turned out to be really a stinker
He slipped her a julep
And grabbed at her tulips
Forever was known as 'Hands' Brinker
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2019 10:26 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 10:26 AM (fuK7c)
Anything about Under the Boardwalk?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:27 AM (0rsWa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 11, 2019 10:27 AM (+y/Ru)
No I can't, Even when I try...
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 10:23 AM (Kpl3J)
Cynthia Lennon wasn't a beauty queen but she was Raquel Welch compared to Yoko. Imagine the drugs you'd have to be on to want to bed Yoko
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2019 10:28 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 10:28 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Stringer Davis
>If the Horde made a college, what would we name it?
Posted by: Delaforce at April 11, 2019 10:25 AM (k3LPN)
La petit college de Alex et Ewok
Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 10:28 AM (oTYTN)
He got sued for that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Only because he wasn't a senator's son.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 10:28 AM (dDUXP)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 11, 2019 10:28 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Sponge at April 11, 2019 10:29 AM (+BbRO)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:27 AM (0rsWa)
Where the pervs and serial killers hang?
Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2019 10:29 AM (ykq7q)
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Same with the Donk nomination.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 11, 2019 10:29 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 10:29 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Sponge at April 11, 2019 10:29 AM (+BbRO)
*******
So what does "weema wumpa, weema wumpa" mean?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2019 10:29 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:29 AM (0rsWa)
I hope it's released.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 10:30 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 10:30 AM (0tfLf)
Yeah? Well how did that work out for them then?
Posted by: Lt.Chard VC, Rorkes Drift, Natal
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Zu-lu! Zu-lu! Zu-lu!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2019 10:30 AM (ZMWtN)
Whatever we want, depending on who's doing the interview...
/
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 10:31 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2019 10:29 AM (ykq7q)
Stand By Me. Another fav. Is probably a gay thing now.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:31 AM (0rsWa)
Posted by: Lt.Chard VC, Rorkes Drift, Natal
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Zu-lu! Zu-lu! Zu-lu!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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*bang* *bang* *bang*
Posted by: Martini-Henry at April 11, 2019 10:31 AM (ZMWtN)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 11, 2019 10:31 AM (j+8Wu)
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at April 11, 2019 10:31 AM (gkMoQ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 11, 2019 10:31 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 11, 2019 10:28 AM (VpIIl)
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There is no comment section but the AoSHQ.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 10:32 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2019 10:29 AM (m45I2)
Precursor to Doctor Zeuss.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:32 AM (0rsWa)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 10:32 AM (ICeSA)
POLL: Comedian likely to win Ukraine presidential election race...
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Same with the Donk nomination.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 11, 2019 10:29 AM (+y/Ru)
All the Donk potential nominees are comedians, except for Biden. He isn't funny, he is pervy.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 11, 2019 10:32 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 10:32 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 11, 2019 10:33 AM (j+8Wu)
Posted by: Delaforce
Val-U-Rite University?
Horde A&M?
Ace's School of Gunsmithing and Bartending?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 11, 2019 10:33 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:31 AM (0rsWa)
Everything/everyone you ever heard of....gay.
Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2019 10:34 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Lt.Chard VC, Rorkes Drift, Natal
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Zu-lu! Zu-lu! Zu-lu!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2019 10:30 AM.
You're not taunting me...ha ha ha... you're saluting fellow braves.
Posted by: Lt.Chard VC, Rorkes Drift, Natal. at April 11, 2019 10:34 AM (4860a)
Definitively lesser.
Pretty enough, I suppose though as usual I wonder if I need to get my glasses fixed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 10:34 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2019 10:29 AM (m45I2)
Hey Seamus. Challenge. Work those words into a limerick.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:34 AM (0rsWa)
Anything about Under the Boardwalk?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:27 AM (0rsWa)
Nah, that's just about boning in public.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 10:34 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2019 10:29 AM (m45I2)
~~~~~
See, and I always thought it was, "aweema wump, aweema wump."
The things you learn at the HQ.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 11, 2019 10:34 AM (NtglE)
Posted by: Lt.Chard VC, Rorkes Drift, Natal
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Zu-lu! Zu-lu! Zu-lu!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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*bang* *bang* *bang*
Posted by: Martini-Henry
*rattatatatatatatatata*
Posted by: Maxim at April 11, 2019 10:34 AM (k3LPN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2019 10:30 AM (ZMWtN)
Firing by ranks. First rank - Fire! Second rank - Fire!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2019 10:35 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 10:35 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Delaforce
Val-U-Rite University?
Horde AM?
Ace's School of Gunsmithing and Bartending?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 11, 2019 10:33 AM (AM1GF)
Boobs and Booze U.
Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 10:35 AM (oTYTN)
>If the Horde made a college, what would we name it?
Posted by: Delaforce at April 11, 2019 10:25 AM (k3LPN)
La petit college de Alex et Ewok
Posted by: Someguy
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"Veritas et Covfefe"
Posted by: Martini-Henry at April 11, 2019 10:35 AM (2kj6M)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 10:35 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 11, 2019 10:35 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: bluebell at April 11, 2019 10:05 AM
And here I thought the troll was under the right end of the bridge, taking advantage of the concealment afforded by the vegetation.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 11, 2019 10:35 AM (zoDyx)
Damn good kid.
Damn good.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 11, 2019 10:35 AM (j+8Wu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 10:32 AM (ICeSA)
The "intelligence communities" in both countries need to be stripped of power and dumped on some remote island like Palmyra.
Too much authority and too little oversight is a thing that never ends well.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 10:35 AM (J+mig)
Aren't you supposed to be building a bridge somewhere?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 10:36 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 10:36 AM (ICeSA)
Posted by: Sartre at April 11, 2019 10:36 AM (2kj6M)
The "intelligence communities" in both countries need to be stripped of power and dumped on some remote island like Palmyra.
Too much authority and too little oversight is a thing that never ends well.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 10:35 AM (J+mig)
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The whole arrangement ended up being the secondary bad guy in the most recent Bond movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 10:36 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Delaforce
Oh, "Burn, Scatter, and Salt," I think, from what I've been hearing.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 11, 2019 10:36 AM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2019 10:34 AM (ykq7q)
Right? No matter what we watch we try to guess when/who they will throw in the obligatory gay. told you! Drink!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:36 AM (0rsWa)
Posted by: Chris M at April 11, 2019 10:37 AM (eAZVt)
Seamus declared, "Aye and there's some really old people buried here. Here's one- 92, John. From Kilkenny".
Brendaan hollered "I've got one here, 97, Liam. From Cork."
Patrick, clinging unsteadily to a signpost at the side of the road called out, "I've got both of you beat. This one says 142. Miles. From Dublin!"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2019 10:37 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:34 AM (0rsWa)
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Wump rhymes with ____ so will be easier than Wumpa, just saying.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 11, 2019 10:37 AM (NtglE)
Damn good kid.
Damn good.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 11, 2019 10:35 AM (j+8Wu)
Isn't major and up for careerists?
Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 10:37 AM (oTYTN)
Anyone who questioned it was immediately sneered at as being perverts... for sharing the same dread as the victims' family. The blogger himself paid lip service to it, saying that he understood that" they had an interest". Not that they had rights; but "an interest."
It brings to mind another murder case where a woman in NH was abducted and killed, and her body dumped in a river. The media got access, for the same BS reason, and pictures of her naked corpse (clear view) were published. The family was livid, and obtained a settlement.
The fact that the media got away with calling themselves a "proxy for the public" was total BS.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 10:37 AM (e1q4h)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 11, 2019 10:38 AM (j+8Wu)
BUM BUDDDLYUM BUDDLYBAH!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 10:38 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 10:38 AM (6qErC)
Wow.
If there's anything the GOPe wing of the party disagrees with the left on, I'd like to know.
Cause I haven't seen any.
Also, how about the codification of fraud within the decree--that illegal votes are highly concentrated in minority populations but do not do anything about it
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 11, 2019 10:38 AM (TN1P5)
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Home Improvement University?
Gainzzz College?
Posted by: Boots at April 11, 2019 10:38 AM (e9omi)
Good Morning Horde.
Im not going to ask who we pissed off today.
Rather, Im asking "who is shown to have tried to steal our Democracy from us by using Federal agencies to undermine and overthrow a duly elected President" today??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 10:39 AM (8XRCm)
Damn good kid.
Damn good.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
[Salutes]
Well done, Patriot, well done.
A Field Grade Officer now.
Enlisted men begin to actually pay attention from now on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2019 10:39 AM (2kj6M)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2019 10:29 AM (m45I2)
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See, and I always thought it was, "aweema wump, aweema wump."
The things you learn at the HQ.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 11, 2019 10:34 AM (NtglE)
"Weema wumpa" is what you get when you play the song backwards. Some kind of Satanic message in Swahili.
Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2019 10:39 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 11, 2019 10:39 AM (elsTe)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:39 AM (0rsWa)
Teresa May might have been a decent caretaker PM in quiet times, but having a damp squib Remainer at the helm during the Brexit negotiations is/was tragic.
My level of knowledge re: British PMs is sparse, but I did see someone compare her unfavorably to Lord North (the guy who lost the 13 colonies and is often cited as "The worst PM in history" for it).
The line was something like, "She's gotta be worse than Lord North. He only lost America; She has lost Britain."
And that's looking about right, right now. Poor bastards.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 11, 2019 10:39 AM (hdzef)
Aren't you supposed to be building a bridge somewhere?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 10:36 AM
Men of Harlech, stop your dreaming
Can't you see their spear points gleaming?
See their warrior pennants streaming
to this Battle field.
Men of Harlech, stand ye steady
it can not be ever said ye
for the battle were not ready
Welshmen never yield!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 11, 2019 10:39 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 10:39 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 10:40 AM (6qErC)
The things you learn at the HQ.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 11, 2019 10:34 AM (NtglE)
Me too.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:40 AM (0rsWa)
Wow.
If there's anything the GOPe wing of the party disagrees with the left on, I'd like to know.
Cause I haven't seen any.
Also, how about the codification of fraud within the decree--that illegal votes are highly concentrated in minority populations but do not do anything about it
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 11, 2019 10:38 AM (TN1P5)
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Silver lining:
It's over, and it seems like Trump's fighting instincts might have infected the RNC. They have indicated that they're going to fight.
Here's hoping that they do, and that a few dozen local election officials end up in jail for long periods of time. Pour encourager les autres, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 10:40 AM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 11, 2019 10:38 AM (j+8Wu)
Embrace the power of and.
Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2019 10:40 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 11, 2019 10:40 AM (j+8Wu)
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Home Improvement University?
Gainzzz College?
Posted by: Boots at April 11, 2019 10:38 AM (e9omi)
Money For Job-Paper U*
*Job Not Guaranteed
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 10:40 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Downcast at April 11, 2019 10:40 AM (YW6Pd)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 11, 2019 10:40 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 11, 2019 10:41 AM (j+8Wu)
Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2019 10:29 AM (ykq7q)
Stand By Me. Another fav. Is probably a gay thing now.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:31 AM (0rsWa)
That would be Stand Behind Me.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 11, 2019 10:41 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:41 AM (0rsWa)
Federal prosecutors say attorney Michael Avenatti has been charged in a 36-count indictment in California. Details of the new charges will be released soon.
Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 10:41 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:32 AM (0rsWa)
Take your stinking paws off of me you damn dirty ape!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2019 10:41 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 11, 2019 10:41 AM (R5V4T)
He's converted to Dave Letterman.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 10:42 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 11, 2019 10:41 AM (j+8Wu)
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There we go.
Winner winner chicken dinner.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 10:42 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 11, 2019 10:41 AM (RD7QR
Lol. Gees...see now...ruined.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:42 AM (0rsWa)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 11, 2019 10:42 AM (CRRq9)
Aren't you supposed to be building a bridge somewhere?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 10:36 AM (6qErC)
He got replaced by Alec Guinness
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2019 10:43 AM (OLCnA)
Tactile Nuclear Weapons
When You Really Want To Reach Out And Touch Someone
Posted by: naturalfake at April 11, 2019 10:42 AM (CRRq9)
You just set it, and forget it!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 10:43 AM (NWiLs)
Gotta admit - the best martial music comes from that little rock in the north sea...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 10:43 AM (6qErC)
We tried to raise him right. . .but . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 11, 2019 10:40 AM (j+8Wu)
My younger brother is going to West Point. Unfortunately he's somehow turned vegan while attending.
Posted by: Someguy at April 11, 2019 10:43 AM (oTYTN)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 11, 2019 10:41
*****
Home of the Fightin' Coopers!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 10:43 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 10:43 AM (dDUXP)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 11, 2019 10:42 AM (fuK7c)
Heh. Wow does Letterman look like a 90 year old hermit or what?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 11, 2019 10:43 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 11, 2019 10:41 AM (R5V4T)
I don't know, they might have a point.
"If we were in charge right now, we'd be engaging in mass extermination of you all right now and complete our plan of replacing you with a Spanish-Speaking Slave Class! And you won't even lift a finger against us!"
Posted by: Hikaru at April 11, 2019 10:43 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 10:43 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 11, 2019 10:43 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 10:43 AM (e1q4h)
It has finally become humorous, decades later, that they did all those kibbutz songs like "Tzena, Tzana" and Have A Negilah! because they thought Israel was triumphantly ringing in an era of brotherly socialism. I had <friends> all through the Sixites who "symbolically" wore the S of D. They got over that damn fast after 1973. Same folks are pet Palis now.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 11, 2019 10:44 AM (8ZmvG)
Tactile Nuclear Weapons
When You Really Want To Reach Out And Touch Someone
Posted by: naturalfake at April 11, 2019 10:42 AM (CRRq9)
You just set it, and forget it!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 10:43 AM (NWiLs)
Fucking hilarious. Later.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 11, 2019 10:44 AM (0rsWa)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2019 10:44 AM (KnIfp)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 10:44 AM (6qErC)
The Clash?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 10:44 AM (6qErC)
I don't like it.
Posted by: Sharif at April 11, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 11, 2019 10:41 AM (R5V4T)
You're thinking of craven. Cravenness is shying away from all challenges out of fear.
Cowardice is related, but different - it's only picking fights against people who can't or won't defend themselves.
It's picking on Christianity, for instance, because Christians don't fight back. Why do you never see Atheists targeting Islam? That's because they are cowards.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 10:45 AM (J+mig)
BREAKING: Michael Avenatti accused of hiding a $4 million settlement from a mentally ill paraplegic on disability - LATimes
Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 10:45 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at April 11, 2019 10:45 AM (gkMoQ)
Seamus declared, "Aye and there's some really old people buried here. Here's one- 92, John. From Kilkenny".
Brendaan hollered "I've got one here, 97, Liam. From Cork."
Patrick, clinging unsteadily to a signpost at the side of the road called out, "I've got both of you beat. This one says 142. Miles. From Dublin!"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2019 10:37 AM
****
Love it!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 10:45 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 11, 2019 10:45 AM (j+8Wu)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2019 10:45 AM (m45I2)
if he has anything the signal will be given to release it...
=====
I hope he does. My peanut-gallery take on the situation is that Ecuador has to clear the decks because of the nasty SA situation.
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 11, 2019 10:45 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 10:45 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2019 10:43 AM (O2RFr)
Yeah...
I don't think what Assange did was illegal.
Unless we're going to start prosecuting newspapers for publishing leaked information as well.
Bradley / Chelsea Manning certainly broke US law, but what exactly did Assange do other than publish leaked information?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 10:45 AM (GBteo)
We tried to raise him right. . .but . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
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I repeat, damn well done.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2019 10:45 AM (fZcn6)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 10:43 AM (
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LOL.
My brother and I were talking about daisycutters one day, and my sweet little old mom said "Is that one of those Ron Popeil things?"
The RONCO Heavy Weapons Division has been a family joke ever since.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 10:46 AM (ICeSA)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 11, 2019 10:46 AM (GBteo)
It's picking on Christianity, for instance, because Christians don't fight back.
----
Hey.... Ive got one cheek to turn. After that its albout the next Crusade.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 11, 2019 10:46 AM (8XRCm)
The RONCO Heavy Weapons Division has been a family joke ever since.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 10:46 AM (dDUXP)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 11, 2019 10:46 AM (j+8Wu)
#PurgeProgressivismBAMN
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 11, 2019 10:14 AM (HaL55)
It is gonna come down to that, isn't it? All the self-proclaimed elites will be saying, how about you and him fight?
Posted by: clutch at April 11, 2019 10:47 AM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 10:46 AM (ICeSA)
That is awesome.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 10:47 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 11, 2019 10:47 AM (+y/Ru)
Damn good kid.
Damn good.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
*****
Congrats to him and family.
That is a big day in an officers career.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 10:48 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at April 11, 2019 10:48 AM (gkMoQ)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 11, 2019 10:48 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2019 10:44 AM (KnIfp)
I like it.
Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2019 10:48 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 11, 2019 10:48 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 10:45 AM (cF8AT)
Nice guy, this Avenatti.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 11, 2019 10:48 AM (NFEMn)
Is his last name Ury?
I keed. Congrats!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 10:48 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Well, imagine being confined to the Ecuadorian embassy for years.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2019 10:48 AM (ZMWtN)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 10:49 AM (J+mig)
*ahem* It's pronounced "Paweema wep."
And Badfinger's drummer, Mike Gibbon, retired down here. Got to meet him.
OK, B'Gal's awake, gotta go help her get operational.
BBL
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 11, 2019 10:49 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: HA at April 11, 2019 10:49 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 11, 2019 10:48 AM (flINI)
Is that a nuclear weapon in your pants? Or are you just glad to seeKABOOM!
Posted by: JoeF. at April 11, 2019 10:49 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2019 10:49 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 11, 2019 10:48 AM (NFEMn)
______
My favorite Studebaker! Wait... what
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 11, 2019 10:49 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 11, 2019 10:49 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 10:45 AM (cF8AT)
We have GOT to start the rumor that the dem 2020 clown car are all fighting for this guy as their USAG when they win.
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 11, 2019 10:49 AM (e1q4h)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 10:49 AM (J+mig)
=========
A state of feudalism where they are on top and you serfs are on the bottom. The future!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 10:50 AM (ANN96)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark
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Say, is that Crockett in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Posted by: Mae West at April 11, 2019 10:50 AM (ZMWtN)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 10:51 AM (dDUXP)
Hey, CNN--good choice.
Avenatti is yet another exemplar of why you can't write fiction that is too over the top any more.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 11, 2019 10:51 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 11, 2019 10:49 AM (J+mig)
=========
A state of feudalism where they are on top and you serfs are on the bottom. The future!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 10:50 AM (ANN96)
*****
"A state of world peace and no family will ever be put in cages and there will be free education and food for everyone!"
**makes jerk off motion with hand**
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 10:51 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 11, 2019 10:51 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 10:52 AM (Dh1wo)
Gotta admit - the best martial music comes from that little rock in the north sea...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 11, 2019 10:43 AM
Och, laddie, Scotland (and Wales, where Men of Harlech comes from) are hardly little rocks.
Posted by: Celts everywhere at April 11, 2019 10:52 AM (zoDyx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2019 10:52 AM (pUDQf)
*******
You can't spell Amherst without hamster. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 11, 2019 10:52 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 11, 2019 10:52 AM (R5V4T)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 10:51 AM (0tfLf)
That's always been free. Though I wouldn't be surprised if they tried imposing a use fee on that too.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
Assange is being charged with hacking and conspiracy. If the charges are correct he didn't just sit back and publish stuff that was given to him like a newspaper. Well like newspapers used to do.
I'd like to see the evidence but Assange is no hero. He spent a lot of time and energy not just releasing classified information to damage the US but also went after the US military on his own personal jihad.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 10:53 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 10:53 AM (Dh1wo)
BREAKING: The indictment filed against attorney Michael Avenatti alleges he stole millions of dollars from clients, didn't pay his taxes, committed bank fraud and lied in bankruptcy proceedings.
Get a lot of Vaseline Mike...
Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 10:54 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 10:53 AM (Dh1wo)
Fapology 101
Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2019 10:54 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2019 10:54 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 11, 2019 10:48 AM (NFEMn)
______
My favorite Studebaker! Wait... what
Posted by: Phil Hartmark
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Yeah, I believe you are thinking of the Bizzarrini
Posted by: Mae West at April 11, 2019 10:54 AM (YvUf/)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 10:53 AM (Dh1wo)
Bunk University?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 11, 2019 10:54 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2019 10:55 AM (KnIfp)
You thought the Boston Tea Party was a big thing? The Boston Bukkake Party is going to be a game changer.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 11, 2019 10:55 AM (oZ6kz)
Our kids went to that little engineering school in the Rockies, and one of their best pal classmates is a helo driver, officer's division. She's cute as a button, tough as nails, has a one-year-old and is just about to move to Other Side of Planet for a long long (but family-accompanied) deployment. Anyway, to the joke: her mom's name is on the patent for an anti-aircraft missile's guidance system, and that missile is often mounted on daughter's helicopter. How much faith do you have in your work?
Our one kid got a masters degree in somethin-somethin from the Institute where Murphy of Murphy's Law was on staff, once. His adviser and mentor was a very pretty lady, just as weird as you'd ever imagine -- and her mom headed up the team that made MOAB.
American Girls. Collect the whole set!
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 11, 2019 10:55 AM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Gref at April 11, 2019 10:55 AM (AMIL/)
_______________
It slices, it dices, it vaporizes!
Posted by: Ronco spokes-soldier at April 11, 2019 10:55 AM (fqUgw)
You thought the Boston Tea Party was a big thing? The
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 11, 2019 10:55 AM
FIFY.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2019 10:56 AM (p+Wdc)
I seem to remember when certain people were claiming that Trump colluded with Wikileaks. This seems to be an odd sort of endgame for collusion. Kind of tanks in Finland odd for collusion with Putin.
I hope the media is taking notes on all the cards Trump is removing from their now pitiful looking house. I think a two of clubs holding up a three of spades is all that is left.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 11, 2019 10:56 AM (Boy/L)
You thought the Boston Tea Party was a big thing? The Boston Bukkake Party is going to be a game changer.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 11, 2019 10:55 AM (oZ6kz)
And cleanup is going to be a bitch.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 10:56 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, Magna Cum Laude Dartmouth '88 at April 11, 2019 10:57 AM (LISuA)
I intend to fully fight all charges and plead NOT GUILTY. I look forward to the entire truth being known as opposed to a one-sided version meant to sideline me.
What Diogenes said....
Posted by: Tami at April 11, 2019 10:58 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 10:53 AM (/tuJf)
Yup. Just because he's a useful tool sometimes doesn't mean I trust him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 10:58 AM (bcbK8)
BREAKING: Michael Avenatti accused of hiding a $4 million settlement from a mentally ill paraplegic on disability - LATimes
Posted by: Tami
Wow. Just...wow.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 11, 2019 10:58 AM (AM1GF)
But my question is, what's wrong with calling a vile and stupid man, stupid, even if he is a congressman?
Is that type of language not allowed in Congress?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 11, 2019 10:58 AM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 10:56 AM (bcbK
"
I volunteer as tribute!
Posted by: Shep Smith at April 11, 2019 10:58 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: creeper at April 11, 2019 10:59 AM (PLU0I)
intelligence analyst in the U.S. Army, to assist Manning in cracking a
password stored on U.S. Department of Defense computers connected to the
Secret Internet Protocol Network"
Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 10:59 AM (Dh1wo)
>>I hope the media is taking notes on all the cards Trump is removing from their now pitiful looking house. I think a two of clubs holding up a three of spades is all that is left.
I'd love it if he would finally spill on who gave him Hillary's emails. The media would wet itself.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 10:59 AM (/tuJf)
That needs to be mentioned in every article.
He will do life in prison.
Posted by: HA at April 11, 2019 10:59 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 11, 2019 10:59 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 11, 2019 10:59 AM (Boy/L)
I intend to fully fight all charges and plead NOT GUILTY. I look forward to the entire truth being known as opposed to a one-sided version meant to sideline me.
What Diogenes said....
Posted by: Tami
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It's the Nathan Thurm Gambit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2019 10:59 AM (Ou6XS)
>>I hope the media is taking notes on all the cards Trump is removing from their now pitiful looking house. I think a two of clubs holding up a three of spades is all that is left.
I'd love it if he would finally spill on who gave him Hillary's emails. The media would wet itself.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2019 10:59 AM (/tuJf)
============
"I asked Hillary for her password, and she gave it to me. Hillary was the source!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 11, 2019 11:00 AM (ANN96)
______________________
If you call it KaBOOM U, you'll be overwhelmed with muzzie applicants.
We advise against it!
Posted by: Ronco spokes-soldier at April 11, 2019 11:00 AM (fqUgw)
American Girls. Collect the whole set!
Posted by: Stringer Davis
Note to self, be careful with the "your mom" jokes around Stringer's buddies.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 11, 2019 11:00 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Chris M at April 11, 2019 11:00 AM (eAZVt)
I intend to fully fight all charges and plead NOT GUILTY. I look forward to the entire truth being known as opposed to a one-sided version meant to sideline me.
-
Yeah. Who can trust a poor, disabled mentally ill wonan?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 11, 2019 11:00 AM (+y/Ru)
Our kids went to that little engineering school in the Rockies, and one of their best pal classmates is a helo driver, officer's division. She's cute as a button, tough as nails, has a one-year-old and is just about to move to Other Side of Planet for a long long (but family-accompanied) deployment. Anyway, to the joke: her mom's name is on the patent for an anti-aircraft missile's guidance system, and that missile is often mounted on daughter's helicopter. How much faith do you have in your work?
Our one kid got a masters degree in somethin-somethin from the Institute where Murphy of Murphy's Law was on staff, once. His adviser and mentor was a very pretty lady, just as weird as you'd ever imagine -- and her mom headed up the team that made MOAB.
American Girls. Collect the whole set!
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 11, 2019 10:55 AM
*****
I worked with a very sharp and attractive young woman who was born and raised in the US. I was the company's security officer and we needed to get security clearances for some of our people. She was one.
Her last name, (I won't give it here but you would recognize it) was the same as her great uncle, a German General. The Security guys thought it was awesome.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 11:00 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 11, 2019 11:00 AM (9Om/r)
https://twitter.com/Ruptly/status/
1116277306161618944
Pardon me if someone else already linked it.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 11:01 AM (Dh1wo)
.....
Never stop pursuing justice.++++Because Obama the DemoCRAZY'S didn't want him testifying Trump is unleashing the Hounds now
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 11, 2019 11:01 AM (BqBId)
But my question is, what's wrong with calling a vile and stupid man, stupid, even if he is a congressman?
Is that type of language not allowed in Congress?
Posted by: Northern Lurker
Obviously not.
But, "we're gonna impeach that motherfucker!" is.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 11:02 AM (dDUXP)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 11:02 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 11, 2019 10:56 AM (bcbK
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Reporting for doody
Posted by: SWhoremy Daniels at April 11, 2019 11:02 AM (flINI)
Cynthia Lennon wasn't a beauty queen but she was Raquel Welch compared to Yoko. Imagine the drugs you'd have to be on to want to bed Yoko
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2019 10:28 AM (OLCnA)
Never underestimate the power of a woman willing to do butt stuff.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 11, 2019 11:02 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 11, 2019 11:02 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 11, 2019 11:03 AM (rxtQa)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 11:00 AM (0tfLf)
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Ummm... I may know this woman. Was this woman a teacher in a previous life?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 11:03 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Diogenes
Who names their daughter Fritz?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 11:03 AM (dDUXP)
Posted by: Tami
This was in the news a week or two ago.
CPL will plead Not Guilty and vigorously fight all these charges, until he can see the plea deal offered.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 11, 2019 11:04 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 11, 2019 11:04 AM (czLDv)
Posted by: Diogenes
Who names their daughter Fritz?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2019 11:03 AM (dDUXP)
Don't be silly, her name is Wolfgang.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 11, 2019 11:05 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Northern Lurker
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Collegiality, it used to be. The Left have destroyed it, but use different rules where conservatives are concerned.
At any rate, I was watching live when this heart-warming exchange took place:
Peter Strozk: "I don't appreciate..."
Trey Gowdy [interrupting] : "I don't give a damn what you appreciate."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 11, 2019 11:05 AM (2qPhT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 11, 2019 11:06 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 11, 2019 11:06 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2019 11:03 AM
*****
No.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2019 11:13 AM (0tfLf)
"I hope they don't take my passport."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 11, 2019 11:13 AM (Boy/L)
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superseding indictments, announced this morning.
Posted by: Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, Magna Cum Laude Dartmouth '88 at April 11, 2019 11:13 AM (LISuA)
I'm sure it will turn up a little later. Has to do with a late Mass. Senator.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 11, 2019 11:14 AM (8ZmvG)
Know his son was mayor of Stuttgart for years, don't know about the family otherwise, though.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 11, 2019 11:16 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: happyfeet at April 11, 2019 11:18 AM (mLfQi)
actually owned an underwear-making company and didn't want Alfred to go
into the military.
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So who gets to play Zola in our so-called 'news organizations'?
Posted by: mustbequantum at April 11, 2019 11:19 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: ... at April 11, 2019 11:21 AM (1dTiU)
'I could end up in jail!' he continued.
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2019 11:23 AM (uwOBA)
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They call themselves progressive because it is a passive aggressive lie about anyone who opposes their ridiculous bullshit.
Posted by: ... at April 11, 2019 11:24 AM (1dTiU)
>If the Horde made a college, what would we name it?
Posted by: Delaforce at April 11, 2019 10:25 AM (k3LPN)
That's easy.
Whatsamatta U
Posted by: Sooner at April 11, 2019 11:30 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 11, 2019 10:35 AM (OLCnA)
Reload!
Posted by: Color Sergeant at April 11, 2019 11:38 AM (cBvzT)
The naked nymphs contract their mic
Shrunken orifices tighten
No finger is a sighten
Wots a word to unbiggen the ****
Posted by: saf at April 11, 2019 12:15 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: twolaneflash at April 11, 2019 12:19 PM (SGkKn)
Posted by: Surellin at April 11, 2019 01:09 PM (gt1lX)
Posted by: Ripley at April 11, 2019 01:15 PM (+fjIe)
Link to Barr's answer about spying.
Of all the places to link for a video you have to pick a nit-wit liberal who gets the exact opposite from the testimony than what the material presents. And the entire thread is nothing but absolute dumb shits stuck on being malevolently stupid, perceiving everything in exact reverse. Incapable of seeing their own lifeblood of pure concentrated mind-warping propaganda. You did this why? To vex us further? To show us again the stupid shit that exists?
Posted by: bour3 at April 11, 2019 01:29 PM (KXQr+)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 11, 2019 04:39 PM (wGqjj)
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