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Collusion: Our Supposedly Anti-Foreign-Collusion Media Just Can't Get Enough of Colluding With Iran, Turkey, and Qatar

Interfering with an American election is okay if you're doing it for the Democrats.

Dave Reaboi:


Mehdi Hasan seems to be everywhere on TV these days. Reliably Trump-obsessed cable channels like CNN and MSNBC relish the opportunity to promote a foreign-born Muslim guest who, they believe, has the credibility to call the president and his supporters racists and white supremacists.

...

After spending the last several years claiming to be concerned about hostile countries interfering in American politics, though, it's a bit jarring to see the employee of a state-run media outlet hostile to the United States appear so frequently on CNN and MSNBC.

By promoting Mr. Hasan, these cable news outlets are facilitating the insertion of foreign propaganda into the American political debate.

Mr. Hasan works for al Jazeera, the Qatari-owned media enterprise that advances the interests of the state and its royal family. When he speaks, he's no less a government spokesman than Kellyanne Conway or Sarah Sanders.


But the government he represents -- to millions of unsuspecting American viewers -- has long promoted the Muslim Brotherhood, funds the bloodthirsty designated terror group Hamas, has helped al Qaeda and the Taliban fundraise, and is relentlessly hostile to American interests. In addition to supporting terrorism against Israel, Qatar uses its powerful media infrastructure to destabilize our Arab allies in the region by fomenting revolution inside their borders.

Dave also talks about a film he's featured in called Blood Money, which is a documentary about Qatar's big (BIG) money information operations inside the US.

If you don't know -- and it's a mystery why the media doesn't tell you this more often, because it's a well-known fact and it's pretty simple and explains a lot of the otherwise confusing moves in the Middle East -- the Middle East is in a cold (or cool) war of two competing blocs.

In one bloc is Iran, Turkey, and Qatar. Qatar, which has less of a negative public profile than Turkey and certainly Iran, and also has a ton of money to spread around, is in charge of shaping US policy (and putting money in the hands of those who can shape US policy) in favor of the Iran-Turkey-Qatar troika.

I think people feel more comfortable being on the Qatari payroll than they would be being on Iran's.

But being on Qatar's payroll is essentially the same as being on Iran's. They're partners in this troika. Qatar is just the less-scary frontman for the troika.

This troika supports the Muslim Brotherhood.

In the other bloc is Egypt, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, most of the other Gulf States (Bahrain, etc.), and... Israel.

This group by and large opposes the Muslim Brotherhood.

This is why the Jamal Kashoggi assassination was such a major public spectacle: Kashoggi was a Qatari information officer assassinated for being a Qatari information officer, not for being a "journalist." This is why Turkey was so eager to milk the story for all the PR, and why American media who have for some reason partnered with Qatar really wanted to make this a huge event -- it was part of the Iran-Turkey-Qatar information ops against a major player in the rival bloc.

That doesn't mean it's a good thing to murder fairly minor intelligence assets like Kashoggi. But it does explain why there was so much storm and thunder about it.

Because Qatar was paying money so that there should be storm and thunder about it. And Turkey was lending a hand.

And the parts of the American media which have allied softly with Iran since Ben Rhodes' echo chamber, and since Obama decided to support Iran over Israel, were happy to play their part.



Since this is a Reaboi heavy post, I should link this recent appearance on Michael Malice's podcast YOUR WELCOME, discussing the film Blood Money and the media's Collusion Delusion (while choosing to actually collude with hostile foreign states themselves). He discusses Qatar's interest in fomenting revolutionary movements in its neighboring countries in the first ten minutes.

TL;DR version: only 12% of the population in Qatar is Qatari. The rest of foreign workers. Qatar needs to direct hatred outward or else it risks its huge foreign internal population getting ideas about a revolution against the Qatari royal family. Posing as the Most Wahhabist and Revolutionary of All makes the Qatar royal family seem like they're "on the right side" and thus keeps troublemakers from stirring up things inside Qatar.

By the way: The show is in fact called YOUR WELCOME, with that ironic typo. I guess it's a joke by Malice about internet culture.

Completely Unrelated! It turns out, for reasons wholly separate from Qatar's influence campaign, that so many NeverTrumpers are taking advantage of Holiday Opportunities in Qatar they're now calling Doha "The Aspen of the Persian Gulf."




Update: Malice and Reaboi start talking about the "soyboy beta cucks" in the last third of the YOUR WELCOME podcast, and Reaboi gives a few shout-outs to the site. Though, just mentions, nothing beyond that.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:37 PM




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Posted by: Ha at March 29, 2019 04:38 PM (MAstk)

2 nd

Posted by: Ha at March 29, 2019 04:38 PM (MAstk)

3 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 29, 2019 04:40 PM (uopCm)

4 The Left belongs to Islam.

Islam is their Master.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 29, 2019 04:41 PM (UnA8+)

5 Can I put quatloos down on The House of Saud?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:41 PM (XWb4y)

6 You are telling me the Democrats and the press aren't truthful?


With such a mean statement, how can I ever believe you?

Posted by: sincere Leftists at March 29, 2019 04:42 PM (sy5kK)

7 "Piker." -- Valerie Jarrett, Linda Sarsour, Keith Ellison, CAIR, and the Congressional Muzzie twins caucus

Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 29, 2019 04:43 PM (WTBaJ)

8 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:43 PM (XWb4y)

9 None of these people seemed to care when China was laundering money into Bill Clinton's campaign either.

The indignation for those Russian Facebook ads always seem a little inconsistent to me.

Posted by: Tommy V at March 29, 2019 04:44 PM (VYpIS)

10 But the government he represents -- to millions of unsuspecting American viewers -- has long promoted the Muslim Brotherhood, funds the bloodthirsty designated terror group Hamas, has helped al Qaeda and the Taliban fundraise, and is relentlessly hostile to American interests. In addition to supporting terrorism against Israel, Qatar uses its powerful media infrastructure to destabilize our Arab allies in the region by fomenting revolution inside their borders.

And the correct pronunciation of its name is GUTTER.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2019 04:44 PM (C0qUW)

11 The Bullseeker is Iranian-funded. Wick Rilson is backed with Qatari money, IIRC.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 04:44 PM (NWiLs)

12 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:44 PM (XWb4y)

13 Shit. Wrong thread.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:45 PM (XWb4y)

14 Accusing Muslims of collusion?

THAT's RACIST!

Posted by: The Kid Who Always Says That's Racist at March 29, 2019 04:45 PM (+dsLj)

15 Thanks for the info on why Gaslight Media had its hair on fire over Khasoggi.

Posted by: kallisto at March 29, 2019 04:46 PM (Ox1Xf)

16 That doesn't mean it's a good thing to murder fairly minor intelligence assets like Kashoggi.

It was a net positive and should have been good practice for the Saudis (not that I want them getting good at any of this stuff, to begin with). Instead, they mucked it all up. So, it ended up a win-win-win!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2019 04:46 PM (C0qUW)

17 Now that the left doesn't like Russian meddling in US politics, will they apologize for all of the Vietnam Era student protest groups and other agitators that were undeniably backed by the USSR?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 29, 2019 04:46 PM (9t0Zz)

18 Projection all the way down

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2019 04:46 PM (veds3)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 04:46 PM (IXZGh)

20 That's what I get for trying to call corgis while driving.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:46 PM (XWb4y)

21 Why?
First: Orange Man Bad.Second: Qatari oil money is nice.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 29, 2019 04:47 PM (cT2Wi)

22 21>>>

3. Islam Uber Alles.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 29, 2019 04:47 PM (9k6Db)

23 They claim to be Anti-Collusion, but in reality they're Pro-Projection.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 29, 2019 04:48 PM (5Zpn2)

24 very good link. thanks.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2019 04:48 PM (Pg+x7)

25

And the parts of the American media which have allied softly with Iran since Ben Rhodes' echo chamber, and since Obama decided to support Iran over Israel, were happy to play their part.




So much high tech talk about how to deal with this, and yet, as effective as we have been over the decades and centuries, we are the first ones ignored and discarded.


Why? We always have done what you have asked us to do!

Posted by: Lamppost and Rope at March 29, 2019 04:48 PM (sy5kK)

26 We are to understand you Yankees having problems with pesky pressmen, my main man?

Allow us to make a few suggestions. Inshallah:

http://tinyurl.com/y4crn6x9

Posted by: House of Saud at March 29, 2019 04:48 PM (AzW6q)

27 Qatar's profile will only increase, as it is hosting the World Cup (Soccer) in 2022. The nation got the winning bid by paying off FIFA officials, some of whom are under federal indictment in the United States as a result.

Also, I have read that Qatar used North Korean slave labor to help build the new stadiums needed for the tournament.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 29, 2019 04:49 PM (NwLhU)

28 >>>it's a bit jarring to see the employee of a state-run media outlet hostile to the United States appear so frequently on CNN and MSNBC.

Yeah, I'm super jarred! So crazy!

CNN itself is a state-run media outlet hostile to the united states. So there's that.

Posted by: Max Power at March 29, 2019 04:49 PM (q177U)

29 Now that the left doesn't like Russian meddling in US politics,

Posted by: bonhomme


Why are they ok with illegals voting in ours?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:49 PM (XWb4y)

30 Also, someone reprint that creepy as fuck Joe Biden link from the last thread. He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Max Power at March 29, 2019 04:49 PM (q177U)

31 When Barack Mugabe was not colluding with Mike, he was all up in Israel, Libya, Syria, Egypt and Juicy.

Especially Juicy.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 29, 2019 04:49 PM (Z+IKu)

32 7 "Piker." -- Valerie Jarrett, Linda Sarsour, Keith Ellison, CAIR, and the Congressional Muzzie twins caucus
Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 29, 2019 04:43 PM (WTBaJ)


They are supposed to lie to us.

It's a religious thing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 29, 2019 04:50 PM (sy5kK)

33 I was just wondering how anyone married to a politician can trust someone who lies professionally.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 29, 2019 04:50 PM (aCNZ6)

34 Dave also talks about a film he's featured in called Blood Money, which is a documentary about Qatar's big (BIG) money information operations inside the US.
_______________

Qatar's big money info operations inside the US include paying for the development of Common Core. It's part of the Muslim Brotherhood's plan (as revealed in the documents that the FBI discovered years ago in connection with an investigation into terrorist activities) to indoctrinate US school children into Islam.

There has been a paper trail proving all this for years now, and yet the Common Core bullshit is still in our schools. Ask yourself why.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 29, 2019 04:50 PM (fqUgw)

35 But who funds the Federalist, huh?!!

That's where all the dirty money is!!

/s/
The Cuck Harem

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 29, 2019 04:50 PM (TN1P5)

36 That doesn't mean it's a good thing to murder fairly minor intelligence assets like Kashoggi.

It was a net positive and should have been good practice for the Saudis (not that I want them getting good at any of this stuff, to begin with). Instead, they mucked it all up. So, it ended up a win-win-win!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2019 04:46 PM (C0qUW)

------------------------------

I don't think they mucked anything up there. IMO, they sent a very public message with the way this went down, on purpose.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 04:50 PM (ffYR/)

37 We already have two Muslim congressmen--three if you count the political leanings of AOC, who might as well be a stand-in for Huma Abedin, a supporter of the Muslim Brotherhood.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 29, 2019 04:50 PM (NFEMn)

38 ... clarifies a lot of things in simple terms. kashoggi, the iran/turk/qatari/obama nexus, etc.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2019 04:50 PM (Pg+x7)

39 "They are supposed to lie to us.

It's a religious thing. "

You spelled 'required' wrong

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 29, 2019 04:51 PM (jg1QG)

40 Boom.



BREAKING: Fmr Nevada Democrat state Sen. Lucy Flores accuses Joe Biden of sexual harassment:

"I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head"

Posted by: Ha at March 29, 2019 04:51 PM (MAstk)

41 So, gutter? quattar? hattar? How the hell DO you pronounce that?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 04:51 PM (RD7QR)

42 *snort, Biden is toast. Has he actually declared yet or still "exploring"? You're dead Joe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 29, 2019 04:51 PM (dUJdY)

43 Accepting that they are supporting terrorism, aiding the Qataris and their allies gets pretty close to the real legal definition of treason.

Just sayin' ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian at March 29, 2019 04:51 PM (wA4OO)

44 gutter?

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2019 04:52 PM (vDqXW)

45 20 That's what I get for trying to call corgis while driving.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:46 PM (XWb4y)


Haven't all the PSA's convinced you not to corgi and drive at the same time?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 29, 2019 04:52 PM (sy5kK)

46 But we were supposed to care when a Muslim Brother journalist was offed by the Saudis..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 29, 2019 04:52 PM (so+oy)

47 21 Why?
First: Orange Man Bad.Second: Qatari oil money is nice.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 29, 2019 04:47 PM (cT2Wi)

-------------------


But mostly, Orange Man Bad.

Nooz outlets must be tickled pink to get paid for that which they'd do for free.

Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at March 29, 2019 04:53 PM (qC1Sy)

48 Shit. Wrong thread.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:45 PM (XWb4y)

LMFAO

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 04:53 PM (IXZGh)

49 Or it's like "his welcome is less friendly than your welcome"? :^)

Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2019 04:53 PM (Dh1wo)

50 The Left and the MFM are anti-American, first and foremost. They had their dream Precedent with Barky, the first Chief Executive who was truly from the third world and hated America even more than the American left.

Trump's unabashed love of America turned their stomachs and gave them the runs. They swore to bring him down, lest America have any chance to recover from the damage that Barky did. Of course, they were needlessly worrying about that since Barky did so much damage and so much irreparable damage that Trump would never be able to undo it all or stop us from having to pay the monetary piper at some point.

The MFM and leftists love nothing more than burning American flags and bad mouthing America to the world like Barky did for 2 straight years in his World Traitor Tour. Trump's pro-America stance gives them hives and anxiety attacks.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2019 04:53 PM (C0qUW)

51 Complicit

Nitwit

Nancies


And IIRC, Qatar bought a big piece of hillary in the run up to 2016.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2019 04:53 PM (t6MX/)

52 Saudi Arabia is currently digging a canal for the purposes of making Qatar an island, not a peninsula.

Technically, the stated purposes of the canal are improved shipping, tourism, and storing nuclear waste.

I am not making that last one up.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 29, 2019 04:53 PM (GbPPJ)

53 40. bwahahahaHAHAHA

Posted by: kallisto at March 29, 2019 04:53 PM (Ox1Xf)

54 "In one bloc is Iran, Turkey, and Qatar."

And Barry's spare bedroom.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 29, 2019 04:53 PM (Ndje9)

55 Haven't all the PSA's convinced you not to corgi and drive at the same time?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



I got this. Just until I need glasses.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:53 PM (XWb4y)

56 20 That's what I get for trying to call corgis while driving.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:46 PM (XWb4y)

_____


Heh, I thought I was the only moron who read and comment on this blog while driving ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 29, 2019 04:54 PM (WTBaJ)

57 For MisHum
https://tinyurl.com/y2a5sfd8

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2019 04:54 PM (t6MX/)

58 BREAKING: Fmr Nevada Democrat state Sen. Lucy Flores accuses Joe Biden of sexual harassment:

"I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head"

-
And then the surprise anal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 29, 2019 04:54 PM (+y/Ru)

59 *snort, Biden is toast. Has he actually declared yet or still "exploring"? You're dead Joe.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 29, 2019 04:51 PM (dUJdY)

Yes. He'll release a statement soon to the effect that "....after careful consideration and in consultation with my family, I have decided not to seek yadda yadda yadda...."

Posted by: JoeF. at March 29, 2019 04:54 PM (NFEMn)

60 41 So, gutter? quattar? hattar? How the hell DO you pronounce that?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 04:51 PM (RD7QR)

I thought it was "cutter," like the insect repellent.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 04:54 PM (NWiLs)

61
BREAKING: Fmr Nevada Democrat state Sen. Lucy Flores accuses Joe Biden of sexual harassment:

"I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head"
Posted by: Ha at March 29, 2019 04:51 PM (MAstk)

The dude's a perv. The evidence has been out there for everyone to see for YEARS........

But DEM, so UNTOUCHABLE.

Run for prez, you sick freak. I DARE YOU.

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 04:54 PM (IXZGh)

62 BREAKING: Fmr Nevada Democrat state Sen. Lucy Flores accuses Joe Biden of sexual harassment:
"I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head"
Posted by: Ha at March 29, 2019 04:51 PM (MAstk)

That is just Joe being Uncle Woke and getting his freak on.......

He has a lot of catching up to do.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 29, 2019 04:54 PM (Z+IKu)

63 Joe Biden sexually harassing some chick, running for Lt Governor of Colorado at the time : https://is.gd/JOASET

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 29, 2019 04:54 PM (4e+hS)

64 I thought it was "cutter," like the insect repellent.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 04:54 PM (NWiLs)

I always thought it was cutAAR.....

But it's the middle east, so I give a fuck and want it turned to glass anyway.

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 04:55 PM (IXZGh)

65 BREAKING: Fmr Nevada Democrat state Sen. Lucy Flores accuses Joe Biden of sexual harassment:

"I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head"
Posted by: Ha at March 29, 2019 04:51 PM (MAstk)

Fits the classic Biden pattern.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 29, 2019 04:55 PM (5Zpn2)

66 Every general election cycle, we see the Dems pull out these cutthroat tricks and power plays on each other. Normally I watch it with dread, knowing that in the Hobbesian jungle of Dem politics the strongest, cruelest faction will win, and that Democrat is going to make life hell for the Republican candidate.

But I'm enjoying it this time around. I don't see any of these people being tough enough to take out the Donald, so it's fun to watch them cannibalize each other.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 04:55 PM (AzW6q)

67 Technically, the stated purposes of the canal are improved shipping, tourism, and storing nuclear waste.

I am not making that last one up.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 29, 2019 04:53 PM (GbPPJ)

*Snort* That's quite an FU. "Not only are we going to cut you off we're going to fry your gonads as well. Nothing personal."

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 04:55 PM (RD7QR)

68 Joe Biden has released a statement saying that all he did was whisper in her ear saying, "Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific!"

Posted by: JoeF. at March 29, 2019 04:55 PM (NFEMn)

69 "Interfering with an American election is okay if you're doing it for the Democrats."


Admirably concise, and spot - on, too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian at March 29, 2019 04:55 PM (wA4OO)

70 *deep breath*

Posted by: kallisto at March 29, 2019 04:55 PM (Ox1Xf)

71 I don't think they mucked anything up there. IMO, they sent a very public message with the way this went down, on purpose.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 04:50 PM (ffYR/)

No one ever had any doubt that arabs are savages.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2019 04:55 PM (C0qUW)

72 41 So, gutter? quattar? hattar? How the hell DO you pronounce that?
Posted by: joncelli



It's pronounced "Cutter".

My company has multiple operations over there.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:56 PM (XWb4y)

73 65 BREAKING: Fmr Nevada Democrat state Sen. Lucy Flores accuses Joe Biden of sexual harassment:

"I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head"
Posted by: Ha at March 29, 2019 04:51 PM (MAstk)

Fits the classic Biden pattern.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 29, 2019 04:55 PM (5Zpn2)

Yep. Catch them where they can't easily flee, come up from behind, sniff and nuzzle. The guy's got a fetish.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 04:56 PM (RD7QR)

74 Well I posted this on the other thread but y'all scampered off...

An Awkward Kiss Changed How I Saw Joe Biden

From a 2014 Dem. nominee for Lt. Gov of Nevada:

Snipped~

The landscape wasn't looking good for my party that year. There were no high-profile national races to help boost turnout, and after the top candidate bowed out of the governor's race, "None of the Above" ended up winning the Democratic primary.

So when my campaign heard from Vice-President Joe Biden's office that he was looking to help me and other Democrats in the state, I was grateful and flattered.

I found my way to the holding room for the speakers, where everyone was chatting, taking photos, and getting ready to speak to the hundreds of voters in the audience. Just before the speeches, we were ushered to the side of the stage where we were lined up by order of introduction. As I was taking deep breaths and preparing myself to make my case to the crowd, I felt two hands on my shoulders. I froze. "Why is the vice-president of the United States touching me?"

I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. I thought to myself, "I didn't wash my hair today and the vice-president of the United States is smelling it. And also, what in the actual fuck? Why is the vice-president of the United States smelling my hair?" He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head. My brain couldn't process what was happening. I was embarrassed. I was shocked. I was confused. There is a Spanish saying, "tragame tierra," it means, "earth, swallow me whole." I couldn't move and I couldn't say anything. I wanted nothing more than to get Biden away from me.

More @ https://tinyurl.com/y6s6c7mw
Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:41 PM (cF8AT)

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:56 PM (cF8AT)

75 "Inhaling hair" is NOT a good idea. Trust us.

Posted by: Cats Coughing Up Hairballs at March 29, 2019 04:57 PM (NFEMn)

76 gutter?

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2019 04:52 PM (vDqXW)

Yes. That is exactly how it's pronounced. Listen to the Emir pronouncing it and you'll see.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2019 04:57 PM (C0qUW)

77 Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:41 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:56 PM (cF8AT)

The correct term, I believe, is "Willowed."

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 04:57 PM (IXZGh)

78
Saudi Arabia is currently digging a canal for the purposes of making Qatar an island, not a peninsula. ...

Posted by: alexthechick

How do you spell PFFBBTT!! in arabic?

Posted by: DaveA at March 29, 2019 04:58 PM (FhXTo)

79 It's weird how all the announced candidates are being methodically kneecapped.

Hot sauce?

Posted by: Hillary Radium Clinton at March 29, 2019 04:58 PM (Ndje9)

80
Fits the classic Biden pattern.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 29, 2019 04:55 PM (5Zpn2)

Yep. Catch them where they can't easily flee, come up from behind, sniff and nuzzle. The guy's got a fetish.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 04:56 PM (RD7QR)


That Biden bastard stole my game!

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 29, 2019 04:58 PM (sy5kK)

81 Heh, I thought I was the only moron who read and comment on this blog while driving ...
Posted by: ShainS


Tead while driving. Comment at red lights. Like this one.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:58 PM (XWb4y)

82 For MisHum
https://tinyurl.com/y2a5sfd8
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2019 04:54 PM (t6MX/)
---
Oh great! Now I'm gay.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2019 04:58 PM (vDqXW)

83 The correct term, I believe, is "Willowed."

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 04:57 PM (IXZGh)

Yeah...that.

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:58 PM (cF8AT)

84 If we pulled on all of these threads, the left's world would quickly unravel.

Posted by: IanDeal at March 29, 2019 04:58 PM (vgGyZ)

85
BREAKING: Fmr Nevada Democrat state Sen. Lucy Flores accuses Joe Biden of sexual harassment:

"I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and
inhaled my hair. I was mortified. He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss
on the back of my head"

Posted by: Ha at March 29, 2019 04:51 PM (MAstk)


Yeah, nothing creepy about that old bastard at all. That pic someone linked in an earlier thread of a younger Biden staring at a pre-pubescent little girl's chest was actually frightening.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2019 04:58 PM (ptqGC)

86 58 BREAKING: Fmr Nevada Democrat state Sen. Lucy Flores accuses Joe Biden of sexual harassment:

"I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head"
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Sounds like one of the Dem candidates didn't like the polling numbers Biden was getting. Take him out early.

Posted by: WisRich at March 29, 2019 04:58 PM (G0vdT)

87 The Iranians have always had the most to lose with the election of PDT.

PDT had no intention of taking any shit from Merkel or Macron, the two that are doing the most business with Iran.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2019 04:58 PM (8Klrh)

88 "That doesn't mean it's a good thing to murder fairly minor intelligence assets like Kashoggi. But it does explain why there was so much storm and thunder about it."

Just don't be too vocal.

Posted by: Seth Rich at March 29, 2019 04:59 PM (OE84+)

89 Tead while driving. Comment at red lights. Like this one.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:58 PM (XWb4y)

Spellcheck at the next yellow....

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:59 PM (cF8AT)

90 Sounds like one of the Dem candidates didn't like the polling numbers Biden was getting. Take him out early.

...


Yup

Posted by: Ha at March 29, 2019 04:59 PM (MAstk)

91 Yes. He'll release a statement soon to the effect that "....after careful consideration and in consultation with my family, I have decided not to seek yadda yadda yadda...."
Posted by: JoeF. at March 29, 2019 04:54 PM (NFEMn

That and his van by the river with the puppy has gone missing.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 29, 2019 04:59 PM (A40QS)

92 More @ https://tinyurl.com/y6s6c7mw
Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:41 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:56 PM (cF8AT)

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This kind of thing along with the recent release of what his son had going with China smells like a blue on blue, intraparty hit job. He is being warned to stay out of the race.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 05:00 PM (ffYR/)

93 BREAKING: Fmr Nevada Democrat state Sen. Lucy Flores accuses Joe Biden of sexual harassment:

When is this supposed to have happened? If it wasn't today, why are we just hearing about it today? I mean, a minor Dem pol wouldn't hide something like this for the benefit of a major Dem pol, right? Why, that would just be wrong.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg's phone at March 29, 2019 05:00 PM (K+M1h)

94 Has Barry Obama been seen anywhere lately? That piece in the sidebar about the Taliban thugs he released for Bergdahl gave me just a smidge of a rage headache.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2019 05:00 PM (ptqGC)

95 Ace, The Intercept, a Qatari propaganda outlet, shares funders with your favorite cruise ship captain.

Front Page Mag 2018 link.

https://tinyurl.com/y4f7237b

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2019 05:00 PM (t6MX/)

96 AH-hahahahahaha buh bye Senator/VP Creepysniff! I bet he was on the Lewes ferry today when it went dead in the water.

Posted by: kallisto at March 29, 2019 05:00 PM (Ox1Xf)

97 Sounds like one of the Dem candidates didn't like the polling numbers Biden was getting. Take him out early.
Posted by: WisRich at March 29, 2019 04:58 PM (G0vdT)

Yes, definitely. If he doesn't just skip running at all, he'll be toast before long. To give Trump any trouble, Biden has to get the Democrat nod. That'll never happen.

Posted by: Cats Coughing Up Hairballs at March 29, 2019 05:00 PM (NFEMn)

98 I pronounce it like an American:

Ka - TAR

I'm an American, I'm spozed to give a rats ass how some foreigners pronounce the name of their shithole country ?
Uh -uh, pull the other one, it's got bells on it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian at March 29, 2019 05:00 PM (wA4OO)

99 I wanted nothing more than to get Biden away from me.

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 04:56 PM (cF8AT)

Why...

Now?

Posted by: Seth Rich at March 29, 2019 05:01 PM (OE84+)

100 Creep shaming in the worst shaming of all.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 29, 2019 05:01 PM (vDqXW)

101 It's like "Terrror At Two Thousand Feet".

Posted by: Hillary Radium Clinton at March 29, 2019 05:01 PM (Ndje9)

102 I've been sick of this BS for years. When the fuck will we decide that we're done putting up with these douche bags? (As in... when does the balloon go up)?Count my old, fat ass in for whatever we can do to rein in these shitheads.Fuck 'em all.

Posted by: Spankmeister at March 29, 2019 05:01 PM (dn8lZ)

103 Saudi Arabia is currently digging a canal for the purposes of making Qatar an island, not a peninsula.



Technically, the stated purposes of the canal are improved shipping, tourism, and storing nuclear waste.



I am not making that last one up.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 29, 2019 04:53 PM

You know the foreign influence peddling is deep when an entire season of Martha Stewart is about the food of the Arabian Gulf states, sponsored largely by Al Jazeera and Qatar Airlines.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 29, 2019 05:01 PM (p+Wdc)

104 Ace, The Intercept, a Qatari propaganda outlet, shares funders with your favorite cruise ship captain.

I thought Chuck was the Intercept.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 29, 2019 05:01 PM (xPJvm)

105 Ace, Clinton's charity confirms Qatar's $1 million gift while she was at State Dept

Reuters

https://tinyurl.com/yxtwojgp

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2019 05:01 PM (t6MX/)

106 " Heh, I thought I was the only moron who read and comment on this blog while driving ...
Posted by: ShainS


Tead while driving. Comment at red lights. Like this one."

A lot easier with one of these in your car.

The reviews are generally positive.


https://amzn.to/2WrZpZw

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 29, 2019 05:02 PM (jg1QG)

107 Spellcheck at the next yellow....
Posted by: Tami


That too. Tried voice to text. But the results looked more like having a stroke.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 05:02 PM (XWb4y)

108 Don't forget about how journalists love to talk about "Saudi Arabia's" war in Yemen without mentioning how it started when Iran backed rebels overthrew the Yemeni government, allowing Al-Qaeda to take over portions of the country.

Gell-Mann amnesia doesn't quite grasp modern media anymore. It's all one big Disinfo Op.

Posted by: GrapeDrink at March 29, 2019 05:02 PM (prRje)

109


Remember when that big dummy Obama told Medvedevdevedevevedev that he would have more flexibility after the election to do stuff.

That was Russian collusion out in the open, no coverage, no investigation.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 29, 2019 05:02 PM (z8c2c)

110 Lucy Flores: "Biden, with his hands on my shoulders, leaned forward and inhaled my hair. I felt ashamed and mortified. He looks at me and says "Shame's part of the kink, baby!". I ran off crying."

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 29, 2019 05:02 PM (4e+hS)

111 *snort, Biden is toast. Has he actually declared yet or still "exploring"? You're dead Joe.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 29, 2019 04:51 PM (dUJdY)

______


He still has a chance if he can believably transition to a black, gay Muslim.

Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 29, 2019 05:02 PM (WTBaJ)

112 "Saudi Arabia is currently digging a canal for the purposes of making Qatar an island, not a peninsula."

Like removing a skin tab.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 29, 2019 05:02 PM (xPJvm)

113 Well I'm off to get my doggie. I'm weirdly nervous.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 29, 2019 05:02 PM (aCNZ6)

114 You know the foreign influence peddling is deep when an entire season of Martha Stewart is about the food of the Arabian Gulf states, sponsored largely by Al Jazeera and Qatar Airlines.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


How many different ways can you cook raped goat and camel?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 05:03 PM (XWb4y)

115 Sounds like one of the Dem candidates didn't like the polling numbers Biden was getting. Take him out early.

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He's got a double digit lead on his closet Donk opponent but they don't do white male.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 29, 2019 05:03 PM (+y/Ru)

116 It's totally fine when we do it!

Media Colluders
Joe Biden Super Creep
Congressional Liars
PP Child Murderers
Hollywood Rapist-Rapists
Fake Racist Attack Hoaxers

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at March 29, 2019 05:03 PM (Ajt8K)

117 Do you remember all of that money we spent on OPEC gasoline over the years? It is being sent back to bribe our congressmen and members of the press.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 29, 2019 05:03 PM (YslsA)

118 Creep rights now! Creeps are humans too, you know.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 29, 2019 05:03 PM (vDqXW)

119 I'm an American, I'm spozed to give a rats ass how some foreigners pronounce the name of their shithole country ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian at March 29, 2019 05:00 PM (wA4OO)

The Gutteris don't care about how you pronounce it. It's the American left and Vichy Right who push the "Qatar" crap and incorrect pronunciation to make the name seem less stupid. The Gutter-dwellers have nothing to do with the whole "Qatar" bullshit. It's Americans trying to make the Gutter-dwellers look better who push the bullshit pronunciation.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2019 05:04 PM (C0qUW)

120 The Soviet union was gone, the Clinton's squeezed China dry. Today's dems were probably ecstatic when 9/11 happened so they could find new enemies to milk and take orders from.

If we get invaded by Mars, the dems will side with them too.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 29, 2019 05:04 PM (k/WUn)

121 104 Ace, The Intercept, a Qatari propaganda outlet, shares funders with your favorite cruise ship captain.

I thought Chuck was the Intercept.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 29, 2019 05:01 PM (xPJvm)



Last night, Chuck was the wife.

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 29, 2019 05:04 PM (sy5kK)

122 Well I'm off to get my doggie. I'm weirdly nervous.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 29, 2019 05:02 PM (aCNZ6)

Heh. Have fun. Doggies are, like beer, proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 29, 2019 05:04 PM (xPJvm)

123 I'm not stupid. Show me the candy BEFORE I get in the van Joe.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 29, 2019 05:04 PM (3H9h1)

124 113 Well I'm off to get my doggie. I'm weirdly nervous.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 29, 2019 05:02 PM (aCNZ6)

Give him a scritch behind the ears for us!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 05:05 PM (RD7QR)

125 Really society has long held a bias against creepy guys, and now society has a chance to end the bigotry and embrace The Creep.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 29, 2019 05:05 PM (vDqXW)

126 113 Well I'm off to get my doggie. I'm weirdly nervous.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 29, 2019 05:02 PM (aCNZ6)

Awesome!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 05:05 PM (NWiLs)

127 I have read that Qatar used North Korean slave labor
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And they're the lucky ones!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2019 05:05 PM (Dh1wo)

128


BREAKING: Fmr Nevada Democrat state Sen. Lucy Flores accuses Joe Biden of sexual harassment:

"I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head. I could feel his throbbing Viagra enhanced manhood presing up against my moist and supple buttocks, almost ready to invite him in. His old man smell was intoxicating, his aftershave Old Spice. It reminded me of my grandfather. His old man ham hands hands furtively groped at my tingling womanhood, his wrinkly and cracked skin trying to unbutton my dress, but failing because of his arthritis. His dentures alluringly clicked and clacked when he was whispering sweet nothings in my ear. His hot and foul breath intoxicating, reeking of scotch and Winstons."

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 29, 2019 05:05 PM (z8c2c)

129 Lucy Flores won't be the last. I expect more to come forward.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 29, 2019 05:05 PM (xPl2J)

130 You know the foreign influence peddling is deep when an entire season of Martha Stewart is about the food of the Arabian Gulf states, sponsored largely by Al Jazeera and Qatar Airlines.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 29, 2019 05:01 PM (p+Wdc)

Emirates Air Lines and the Emirates have basically bought professional tennis and golf. And those fvckers shamelessly sold themselves to the arabs. They're sponsored by people and countries that have no tennis players and no golfers and don't know fuck-all about any of it ... but you can't watch a tennis match or golf tournament without seeing Emirates crap pasted all over the place.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2019 05:06 PM (C0qUW)

131 The classic rock group line-up consists of drums, bass and two Qaters....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 29, 2019 05:06 PM (NFEMn)

132 Trump's pro-America stance gives them hives and anxiety attacks.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2019 04:53 PM (C0qUW)

________


... but mostly "the runs." LOL

Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 29, 2019 05:06 PM (WTBaJ)

133 "The Gutteris don't care about how you pronounce it. It's the American left and Vichy Right who push the "Qatar" crap and incorrect pronunciation to make the name seem less stupid. The Gutter-dwellers have nothing to do with the whole "Qatar" bullshit. It's Americans trying to make the Gutter-dwellers look better who push the bullshit pronunciation.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 29, 2019 05:04 PM (C0qUW) "



Boom, yes, this egg-freakin-zackly.

ka - TAR.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian at March 29, 2019 05:06 PM (wA4OO)

134 Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 29, 2019 05:05 PM (z8c2c)

I think I'm going to puke now.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 05:06 PM (NWiLs)

135 DOCTOR Jill Biden must be blind or stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2019 05:07 PM (ptqGC)

136 Well I'm off to get my doggie. I'm weirdly nervous.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 29, 2019 05:02 PM (aCNZ6)

Give him a scritch behind the ears for us!
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 05:05 PM (RD7QR)

I propose we have a name the doggie contest for N Lurker

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 29, 2019 05:07 PM (A40QS)

137 41
So, gutter? quattar? hattar? How the hell DO you pronounce that?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 04:51 PM (RD7QR)

Land of rich fvcking savages?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 29, 2019 05:07 PM (ufFY8)

138 I have learned more about the middle east today then I can recall in recent memory. Really eye opening.

Posted by: Max Power at March 29, 2019 05:07 PM (q177U)

139 "And the parts of the American media which have allied softly with Iran since Ben Rhodes' echo chamber, and since Obama decided to support Iran over Israel, were happy to play their part."

The Iran Deal wasn't a deal at all. It takes two parties to enter negotiations. America was not represented because there was only one team there.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 29, 2019 05:07 PM (Ndje9)

140 Heh. Have fun. Doggies are, like beer, proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon



I always pray that I can be the person my dog thinks I am.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 05:07 PM (XWb4y)

141 'Tragame Tierra' is the name of Joe Bidet's cabin cruiser docked at Rehoboth.

Posted by: kallisto at March 29, 2019 05:07 PM (Ox1Xf)

142


Was Quadaffy from Quatar?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 29, 2019 05:07 PM (z8c2c)

143 The sheer amount of Qatari slave labour should, by itself, get the World Cup immediately revoked from Qatar. Throw this back in the left's face every time they say Slavery is Bad.

Posted by: trev006 at March 29, 2019 05:08 PM (JH+YW)

144
The worlds oldest profession chasing after the worlds second oldest profession with coin in hand.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 29, 2019 05:08 PM (jYje5)

145 128 Well who didn't see that coming

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2019 05:08 PM (BbGew)

146
'Tragame Tierra' is the name of Joe Bidet's cabin cruiser docked at Rehoboth.

Posted by: kallisto at March 29, 2019 05:07 PM (Ox1Xf)

He has a rape boat?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2019 05:08 PM (ptqGC)

147 I always pray that I can be the person my dog thinks I am.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 05:07 PM (XWb4y)

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And to find a woman that looks at you the way your dog does.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 05:09 PM (ffYR/)

148
141 'Tragame Tierra' is the name of Joe Bidet's cabin cruiser docked at Rehoboth.

hmm. i thought it was "trigamy terror".

Posted by: Anachronda at March 29, 2019 05:10 PM (sGtp+)

149 147 I always pray that I can be the person my dog thinks I am.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 05:07 PM (XWb4y)

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And to find a woman that looks at you the way your dog does.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 05:09 PM (ffYR/)

Quizzically and open-mouthed?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 05:10 PM (NWiLs)

150 Remember when that big dummy Obama told Medvedevdevedevevedev that he would have more flexibility after the election to do stuff.

That was Russian collusion out in the open, no coverage, no investigation.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 29, 2019 05:02 PM (z8c2c)

Yes, but that was caught on a a hot mic. No one was supposed to hear it.

Trump's "collusion" was loudly and publicly asking Russia to release the Hillary emails they had already hacked.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 29, 2019 05:10 PM (NFEMn)

151 To be fair, Qatar is one of the few places Egg McMuffin can blow a goat and nobody bats an eye.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2019 05:10 PM (VkWRL)

152 Spellcheck at the next yellow....

Posted by: Tami

______



LMAO.

Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 29, 2019 05:10 PM (WTBaJ)

153 He has a rape boat?

Lets just say no child or unaccompanied female should be allowed within 100 yards of it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 05:10 PM (39g3+)

154 We could learn a few things from that Saudi crown prince.

Posted by: Drc at March 29, 2019 05:10 PM (llGBY)

155 There was a good piece on the old LGF - before insanity set in, about the control the Saudis had over AP/UPI.

Posted by: Jean at March 29, 2019 05:10 PM (dTtwh)

156 "Joe, that strange feeling your'e experiencing? That numbness? Yeah, that's being dead, Joe."

Posted by: Max Power at March 29, 2019 05:10 PM (q177U)

157 Follow the money.

Posted by: Deep Stoat at March 29, 2019 05:10 PM (ek8Zc)

158 And to find a woman that looks at you the way your dog does.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 05:09 PM (ffYR/)

Like she wants you to feed her?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 29, 2019 05:10 PM (xPl2J)

159
DOCTOR Jill Biden must be blind or stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2019 05:07 PM

You know what I can't understand in the least? A US Senator married to a Doctor (of whatever pedigree) and they barely beat my modest net worth. Plus, they're way older.

Someone is cutting Slow Joe out of the deals. Or he has a pile of offshore money.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 29, 2019 05:11 PM (jYje5)

160 ...and Creepy Joe, Creepy Joe Biden--Man! Who would vote for that guy?

Posted by: Donald J. Trumpenfuhrer at March 29, 2019 05:11 PM (vDqXW)

161 Doesn't every group or organization "direct hatred outwards"?
Look at the various groups on the Left. They're all obsessed with hatred.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 29, 2019 05:11 PM (l9m7l)

162
To be fair, Qatar is one of the few places Egg McMuffin can blow a goat and nobody bats an eye.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2019 05:10 PM (VkWRL)

I wonder if "dancing boys" are a thing there?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2019 05:11 PM (ptqGC)

163 And to find a woman that looks at you the way your dog does.

But... I don't have a dog

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 05:11 PM (39g3+)

164 This is why we need to stop giving these tribal savages billions of dollars.

Drill, baby, drill! Kill baby, kill!

Posted by: Fritz at March 29, 2019 05:11 PM (LuPts)

165 Is Northern Lurker getting a new pup? I missed this story.

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 05:11 PM (cF8AT)

166 Like she wants you to feed her?


A few days in the crawlspace will get that reaction.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 29, 2019 05:11 PM (ek8Zc)

167 I'm sorry if my last post sounded a bit crazy.We know as Americans, that we are on the "right side of history" and that this current batch of losers have no idea that their longing for "Socialism" will result in their (and our), enslavement.Can't we at least shoot at them yet?...

Posted by: Spankmeister at March 29, 2019 05:11 PM (dn8lZ)

168 I always pray that I can be the person my dog thinks I am.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 05:07 PM (XWb4y)

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And to find a woman that looks at you the way your dog does.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 05:09 PM (ffYR/)

Quizzically and open-mouthed?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 05:10 PM (NWiLs)

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Much better than tight lipped and narrow eyed, no?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 05:11 PM (ffYR/)

169 Lucy Flores won't be the last. I expect more to come forward.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 29, 2019 05:05 PM (xPl2J)

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It's the geriatric kleptocrats vs. the Maoist youth, now. I don't expect any of these dried up old raisins to last much longer. The media is siding against them, and certainly some of the donors have already jumped ship.

This cycle is their final cycle. If they get one of their own through the nomination (which I doubt) it'll be the last time that happens.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 05:12 PM (AzW6q)

170 None of these people seemed to care when China was laundering money into Bill Clinton's campaign either.
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Rod did they care any about the foreign donation credit card verification feature being turned off on Obama's site.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 29, 2019 05:12 PM (JcXHH)

171 Is Northern Lurker getting a new pup? I missed this story.
Posted by: Tami



Rescue doggo. Lab/Husky mix.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 05:12 PM (XWb4y)

172 'Or,' not "Rod"

Autocucumber

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 29, 2019 05:12 PM (JcXHH)

173 To be fair to biden, nobody expected any better of him.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2019 05:12 PM (t6MX/)

174 Saudi Arabia is currently digging a canal for the purposes of making Qatar an island, not a peninsula.

-
Let's make Mexico an island.

2000 years ago, Marcus Licinius Crassus dug a ditch across the entire toe of the boot of Italy in an unsuccessful attempt to trap Spartacus (although he crucified the bunch of them shortly afterwards).

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 29, 2019 05:12 PM (+y/Ru)

175 Lets just say no child or unaccompanied female should be allowed within 100 yards of it
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 05:10 PM (39g3+)
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That's really how Harry Reid got the black eye. Trespassing on Creepy Joe's hunting grounds.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2019 05:12 PM (vDqXW)

176 DOCTOR Jill Biden must be blind or stupid.

Willfully so. I realize that they always say the last to know and all that but... you know. You know the old man is creeping into your daughter's room at night, but choose to pretend. You know he's sniffing the hair of all the girls at ceremonies in the white house. You know he's creepwatching at children.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 05:13 PM (39g3+)

177 My last dog ate cat turds. I'm on the fence about a woman that does that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2019 05:13 PM (xfb67)

178 171 Is Northern Lurker getting a new pup? I missed this story.
Posted by: Tami



Rescue doggo. Lab/Husky mix.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 05:12 PM (XWb4y)

Lusky? Hab? Labradusky? Huskador?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 05:13 PM (NWiLs)

179 Completely unrelated? Like the complete unrelationship between the egg and the muffin I had for breakfast.

Posted by: JEM at March 29, 2019 05:13 PM (8erNz)

180 13
Shit. Wrong thread.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:45 PM (XWb4y)

That was last night.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2019 05:13 PM (t6MX/)

181 177 My last dog ate cat turds. I'm on the fence about a woman that does that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2019 05:13 PM (xfb67)

Whatever you're into, as long as it's legal and consensual, ain't my business.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 05:13 PM (NWiLs)

182 I like Huskador. Has a nice cadence to it. A dog in a luchador mask.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 29, 2019 05:14 PM (xPJvm)

183 Well I posted this on the other thread but y'all scampered off

Thanks for repeating it, goes well with the creepshot pic of Slow Joe staring at a little girl I posted.

The man is consistent, I'll give him that. Be you 35 or 5, he'll still creep on you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 05:14 PM (39g3+)

184 Reiboi has linked to ace on the twitters.

Incoming??

Posted by: golfman at March 29, 2019 05:14 PM (OE84+)

185 Wasn't Biden's daughter Ashley involved with drugs (coke?)?

Makes you wonder about her relationship with dear ol' dad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2019 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

186 Rescue doggo. Lab/Husky mix.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 05:12 PM (XWb4y)

Oh good on him! Rescues are great!

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 05:14 PM (cF8AT)

187

Multiple Democratic offices on Capitol Hill have replaced their flags memorializing prisoners of war with transgender pride flags, the Washington Free Beacon has learned.

The changes came at the urging of the National Center for Transgender Equality, which is delivering flags to congressional offices in advance of International Transgender Day of Visibility. Among the members to make the switch was Rep. Kim Schrier (D., Wash.), who replaced the POW flag she had displayed outside her office with a transgender pride flag.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2019 05:14 PM (aKsyK)

188 182 I like Huskador. Has a nice cadence to it. A dog in a luchador mask.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 29, 2019 05:14 PM (xPJvm)

El Perro Fuerte!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 05:15 PM (NWiLs)

189 Lusky? Hab? Labradusky? Huskador?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 05:13 PM (NWiLs

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I love both of those breeds - but let's face it: Labs are dimwits and Huskies are jabbermouths.

Just call the mix "the AOC."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 05:15 PM (AzW6q)

190 177
My last dog ate cat turds. I'm on the fence about a woman that does that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 29, 2019 05:13 PM (xfb67)

Yeah. Depends on her boobs, really.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 29, 2019 05:15 PM (ufFY8)

191 Makes you wonder about her relationship with dear ol' dad.

Yeah if he's that handsy with OTHER men's little girls, what was he like with his own? you love daddy, don't you?...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 05:15 PM (39g3+)

192 Back in my day, chicks were always asking for it. Loosen up, baby. You're too uptight.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 29, 2019 05:15 PM (VfnTc)

193 So the old perv went after adults too. He perpetrated in plain sight. And wtf is a long slow kiss to the back of the head? He did this in a crowded room.

Posted by: kallisto at March 29, 2019 05:15 PM (Ox1Xf)

194 You can almost see a DNC hit in the way the Biden story is coming out and they are allowing people to talk about it.

Unless the media enforcers are calling people already and I don't know about it.

Posted by: Axeman at March 29, 2019 05:16 PM (vDqXW)

195 No left's child behind left.

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo Biden at March 29, 2019 05:16 PM (t6MX/)

196 LOL! "Little pencil-necked Schiff." The Five playing PDT's take-down last night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2019 05:16 PM (ptqGC)

197 Jane, I think she was his niece and another one that got no time for the crime.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2019 05:16 PM (8Klrh)

198 Rescue doggo. Lab/Husky mix.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 05:12 PM (XWb4y)

So we are supporting #HuskyToo now?

Labs will do anything.

(yeah, I kid. )

Posted by: JEM at March 29, 2019 05:16 PM (8erNz)

Posted by: golfman at March 29, 2019 05:16 PM (OE84+)

200 Reiboi has linked to ace on the twitters.

Incoming??

Posted by: golfman at March 29, 2019 05:14 PM (OE84+)

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Shit, which thread? I don't wanna hafta put pants on.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 05:17 PM (ffYR/)

201 What's with all ads featuring big boobed girls ? I usually get ads for shoes or clothes, which are useful to me.

Posted by: LASue at March 29, 2019 05:17 PM (XROPS)

202 168 I always pray that I can be the person my dog thinks I am.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 05:07 PM (XWb4y)

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And to find a woman that looks at you the way your dog does.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 05:09 PM (ffYR/)

Quizzically and open-mouthed?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 05:10 PM (NWiLs)

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Much better than tight lipped and narrow eyed, no?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 05:11 PM (ffYR/)

Yeah, when she growls and barks at you there's definitely a problem.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 05:17 PM (RD7QR)

203 Labs will do anything.





Posted by: JEM at March 29, 2019 05:16 PM (8erNz)

They will?!?

Posted by: Dana Perino at March 29, 2019 05:17 PM (ufFY8)

204 Pro tip: ALWAYS give your dog a one syllable name.

That way when you are chasing him down the street, you are only yelling, "Max! or Sam!, and not Winston Quillion Hinesrucker III!"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 05:17 PM (XWb4y)

205 I want a woman that humps my leg, just like my dog does.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 29, 2019 05:18 PM (xPl2J)

206 Shit, which thread? I don't wanna hafta put pants on.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 29, 2019 05:17 PM (ffYR/)

Right here.

Sharpen your troll knives.

Posted by: golfman at March 29, 2019 05:18 PM (OE84+)

207 201
What's with all ads featuring big boobed girls ? I usually get ads for shoes or clothes, which are useful to me.

Posted by: LASue at March 29, 2019 05:17 PM (XROPS)

I will take your big boobed girls if you're not using them.

Posted by: Joey Choo Choo Biden at March 29, 2019 05:18 PM (t6MX/)

208 What if in the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old?


"They live so long... but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives."

"These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them."

"Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn't touch her and yet I love her still."

"For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end."


http://bit.ly/2Wz7vzK

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 29, 2019 05:18 PM (ek8Zc)

209 gutter?
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It's pronounced 'shit-hole'.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2019 05:18 PM (Dh1wo)

210 Set your DVDs! Tonight on PBS, an all chick version of Julius Caesar set in a prison. Prison shower scene?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 29, 2019 05:19 PM (+y/Ru)

211 That way when you are chasing him down the street,
you are only yelling, "Max! or Sam!, and not Winston Quillion
Hinesrucker III!"





Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 05:17 PM (XWb4y)

Your words offends me.

Posted by: Lloyd Cranston-Rutledge IV, poodle at March 29, 2019 05:19 PM (ufFY8)

212 Is it me, or are the ad girls getting bigger tits these days?

Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2019 05:19 PM (cj2v7)

213 So a Qatar is a cat crossed with a cough? Catarrh?

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 29, 2019 05:19 PM (VfnTc)

214 Pants? Pffft. I'm ain't ever been about puttin' on airs, and I ain't gonna start now.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 05:19 PM (NWiLs)

215 On yesterday's subject of bears...this guy is cool as a cucumber. And apparently, all you need to do is say "eh eh eh eh" to keep the bear from eating you.
(It's at the end of the video)

https://tinyurl.com/yycr2mhx

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 05:19 PM (cF8AT)

216 They will?!?



Posted by: Dana Perino at March 29, 2019 05:17 PM (ufFY

Settle down. Not "surprise anal."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2019 05:19 PM (t6MX/)

217 That way when you are chasing him down the street, you are only yelling, "Max! or Sam!, and not Winston Quillion Hinesrucker III!"

Our four all have two-syllable names but that doesn't mean they routinely RESPOND to them. Damn them to hell.

Posted by: JEM at March 29, 2019 05:20 PM (8erNz)

218 Qatar has a very complex relationship with the U.S. given their geographic location on the Gulf and the fact we have sensitive military installations there. The government is also adept at staying abreast of all things given their tenuous position. Nobody is under any illusions about their double dealings. Or closeness with Iran. Make no mistake we are well aware of what they do and who they do it with.

None of that of course lends credibility to what the media does. They don't have any of that perspective.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2019 05:20 PM (VkWRL)

219
I watching a clip of Nancy Pelosi rambling about Schiff. The woman needs some new false teeth or get her current ones fixed. Or some Super Polygrip.

They're loose and it makes her sounds drunk. When you see her doing that sucking on her teeth thing, that's the trouble, they're loose.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 29, 2019 05:20 PM (f1Vqw)

220 http://bit.ly/2Wz7vzK
Posted by: Grump928(C)



F'n dusty out.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 05:20 PM (XWb4y)

221 "For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end."

That's actually really beautiful

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 05:20 PM (39g3+)

222 My husband's lib NYC sister and her husband hired a dog trainer to try to figure out why their evil, stupid Scottie kept peeing and pooping everywhere, and attacking other dogs and snarling at people.


They said the trainer told them, "You dog doesn't respect either of you. He looks on you as litter mates."

The whole family hates that dog so much. Our son's sweet dog avoids the yapper and hides in another room when he's around.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2019 05:21 PM (ptqGC)

223 Shit. Wrong thread.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 04:45 PM


The shit thread was yesterday.

Posted by: Hands at March 29, 2019 05:21 PM (786Ro)

224 Tami, you are steadily bringing the news Lady.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2019 05:21 PM (8Klrh)

225 Bear joins hunter in treestand.


https://youtu.be/8jRTrRxamxQ

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2019 05:22 PM (t6MX/)

226 How do the people of Qatar refer to themselves? Qatari? Qatarian? Slicers?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 29, 2019 05:22 PM (ty7RM)

227 My husband's lib NYC sister and her husband hired a dog trainer to try to figure out why their evil, stupid Scottie kept peeing and pooping everywhere, and attacking other dogs and snarling at people.

Some dogs are just bad. Its sad but true, some are just bad seeds. They bite everybody, they crap everywhere they won't obey. Some people are like that, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 05:22 PM (39g3+)

228 How do the people of Qatar refer to themselves? Qatari? Qatarian? Slicers?



It would tear your throat out to pronounce it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 29, 2019 05:22 PM (ek8Zc)

229 Bear joins hunter in treestand.

What'cha doin' here, buddy? Can I watch, too?

...

...

Got any hunny?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 05:23 PM (39g3+)

230 They bite everybody, they crap everywhere they won't obey. Some people are like that, too.

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The more I learn about him, the more I'm certain Beto is one of these people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 05:23 PM (AzW6q)

231 >>Bear joins hunter in treestand.


They will do that if you aren't careful.

Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2019 05:23 PM (cj2v7)

232 Saudi Arabia is currently digging a canal for the purposes of making Qatar an island, not a peninsula.

Technically, the stated purposes of the canal are improved shipping, tourism, and storing nuclear waste.


I hope Uncle Palp is lurking.

Posted by: Hands at March 29, 2019 05:23 PM (786Ro)

233 HEY, SHAME IS PART OF THE KINK

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 29, 2019 05:24 PM (4e+hS)

234 Some dogs are just bad. Its sad but true, some are just bad seeds. They bite everybody, they crap everywhere they won't obey. Some people are like that, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 05:22 PM (39g3+)

I chalk it up to inbreeding.

Posted by: golfman at March 29, 2019 05:24 PM (OE84+)

235 I assume the ad girls are photo shopped

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2019 05:24 PM (BbGew)

236 224 Tami, you are steadily bringing the news Lady.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2019 05:21 PM (8Klrh)

I need to get a life huh?

Thanks Ben.

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 05:24 PM (cF8AT)

237 >>I assume the ad girls are photo shopped


That's just evil.

Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2019 05:25 PM (cj2v7)

238 None of that of course lends credibility to what the media does. They don't have any of that perspective.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2019 05:20 PM (VkWRL)

I am sick of the foreign influence money going into phony foundations.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2019 05:25 PM (t6MX/)

239 225 Bear joins hunter in treestand.


https://youtu.be/8jRTrRxamxQ
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2019 05:22 PM (t6MX/)

1. Holy. Shit.
B. That bear got up there FAST.
iii. Holy shit!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 05:25 PM (NWiLs)

240 Saudi Arabia is currently digging a canal for the purposes of making Qatar an island, not a peninsula.

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Who is the appropriate point-of-contact to approach about setting up a fact-finding mission and gala networking event?

Posted by: Office of the Excavator Plenipotentiary, Grand North American Dignity Canal Construction Corps at March 29, 2019 05:25 PM (AzW6q)

241 >>B. That bear got up there FAST.


Bear can climb a tree faster than you can fall out of one.

Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2019 05:26 PM (cj2v7)

242 YD, Nacho has moved up to third in the Dem standings.

Newsmouth gleefully saying that the nominee was always in the top 3 at this point.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2019 05:26 PM (8Klrh)

243 225 Bear joins hunter in treestand.


https://youtu.be/8jRTrRxamxQ
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2019 05:22 PM (t6MX/)

Holy shit I would have pissed myself.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 29, 2019 05:26 PM (RD7QR)

244 Bear joins hunter in treestand.

https://youtu.be/8jRTrRxamxQ


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2019 05:22 PM (t6MX/)

Holy crap!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2019 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

245 At least the bear seemed friendly

must have smelled something like trail mix.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 05:27 PM (39g3+)

246 #187 Link here to fag flag substitution ...
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1111382224694177793

Posted by: andycanuck at March 29, 2019 05:27 PM (Dh1wo)

247
What's with the Hall and Oates H8? Their sax player is a buddy of mine. Known him and played gigs with him for a long time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 29, 2019 05:27 PM (HaL55)

248 225 Bear joins hunter in treestand.


https://youtu.be/8jRTrRxamxQ

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2019 05:22 PM (t6MX/)

"Dude, you reek! How long you been up here?!"

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 05:27 PM (cF8AT)

249 I assume the ad girls are photo shopped
Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2019 05:24 PM (BbGew)

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My favorite is the girl in the grey shirt they 'shop into every third clickbait ad. I've watched over the years as her boobs went from "big" to "yuge" to "cartoonish and anatomically impossible."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 05:27 PM (AzW6q)

250

We all want to strut our stuff
And you really want to show your scars
Forget all about that macho shit
And learn how to play Qatar

Posted by: John Mellonhead at March 29, 2019 05:28 PM (aKsyK)

251 I like how the insane building projects in Qatar, Bahrain, and UAE are all completed w/slave labor from China and Africa. It's really brutal. And the Winking Class just looks the other way.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 29, 2019 05:28 PM (ty7RM)

252 130 No golfers or tennis players? Sounds like the college admissions scandal.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 29, 2019 05:28 PM (NwLhU)

253 The production, performed in the round and enhanced by a guerilla-filming style on a mostly bare stage, creates a unique perspective on Shakespeare's tragedy. GoPros and a drone offer a stark reminder of the prison setting, and heavy metal music blasts to highlight the conflict on stage.

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If there's one thing I want with my Shakespeare, it's blasting heavy metal music.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 29, 2019 05:28 PM (+y/Ru)

254 27 Qatar's profile will only increase, as it is hosting the World Cup (Soccer) in 2022. The nation got the winning bid by paying off FIFA officials, some of whom are under federal indictment in the United States as a result.

Also, I have read that Qatar used North Korean slave labor to help build the new stadiums needed for the tournament.
Posted by: mercenary13 at March 29, 2019 04:49 PM


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The death toll of slaves being tortured by working building huge 'use once' stadiums in the summer desert heat is reckoned to have now run well into the thousands. It's a disgusting stain on the reputation of football and the world in general.
And that word 'slave' is in no way hyperbole. In fact they may be worse off as even the poor wretched in coffles had at least some worth to their 'owners'.

The bodies of these unfortunate souls are discarded by the desert filth in the same way you or I would discard a Subway wrapper.


And it might all be in vain.

FIFA, the Clinton Foundation of world Sport, at the behest and sweaty paws still gripping the bloodsoaked Qatari gold, moved the date of World Cup from its traditional June/July staging - even the goat molesters saw the folly of making the cream of world football play in temperatures in the range of 130 degrees - to the winter when it's about a hundred tops. This of course is slap bang in the middle of the season for the big European league, where the real big money in football is made.
To say that most of the big European clubs are far from happy about this is a huge understatement.

So do not be surprised to see some major upheaval in football before the end of the year and, if it goes ahead at all, to be minus most of the big European based players and so the big TV audience and sponsorship money. Or maybe moved at short notice to somewhere in Europe during its old early summer spot.

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg at March 29, 2019 05:28 PM (OFzX4)

255 >>What's with the Hall and Oates H8?


I actually have a rare Hall and Oates LP set aside for Ace.

It's the Pontiac Fiero Special Edition of their Greatest Hits.

Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2019 05:28 PM (cj2v7)

256 That hunter was pretty chill about the whole thing. Loved him at the end! "Holy sh*t!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 29, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

257 >>>They're loose and it makes her sounds drunk. When you see her doing that sucking on her teeth thing, that's the trouble, they're loose.<<<

How is she supposed to suck so much cock with super glue and false teeth? That majority isn't going to whip itself.

Posted by: Fritz at March 29, 2019 05:28 PM (LuPts)

258 "Dude, you reek! How long you been up here?!"

Posted by: Tami at March 29, 2019 05:27 PM (cF8AT)

I would have crapped my pants if that brown bear had been that close. Screaming like a little girl.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2019 05:29 PM (t6MX/)

259 What's with the Hall and Oates H8? Their sax player is a buddy of mine. Known him and played gigs with him for a long time.

I like a lot of their stuff but he's right they had some real stinkers too. That one discoid song is pretty bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 05:29 PM (39g3+)

260 >>must have smelled something like trail mix.


They just have to see you move. If they get inquisitive, you are in for some fun.

Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2019 05:29 PM (cj2v7)

261 YD, Nacho has moved up to third in the Dem standings.

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I assume you're talking about Beto?

I kinda hope it's him... I'm pretty sure he'll self-destruct. He's not a stable person at all. And after looking at that sidebar video the other day, I'm nearly certain he's got a meth problem as well.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 05:30 PM (AzW6q)

262 217 That way when you are chasing him down the street, you are only yelling, "Max! or Sam!, and not Winston Quillion Hinesrucker III!"

Our four all have two-syllable names but that doesn't mean they routinely RESPOND to them. Damn them to hell.

Posted by: JEM at March 29, 2019 05:20 PM (8erNz) "


Yeah, we like two syllable names, too. A little more meat for calling out, but not too long.

Here at Chateau D'Eez, we have identified the problem as VCD:
Voluntary Canine Deafness.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian at March 29, 2019 05:30 PM (wA4OO)

263 Bear was just checking to see if the hunter was there for the hunting or...

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 29, 2019 05:31 PM (xPJvm)

264 Set your DVDs! Tonight on PBS, an all chick version of Julius Caesar set in a prison. Prison shower scene?
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And how is my fwiend in Wome, Biggus Clitus??

Posted by: pontius pilate at March 29, 2019 05:31 PM (Dh1wo)

265 And after looking at that sidebar video the other day, I'm nearly certain he's got a meth problem as well.

If its not meth, its something. He's a mess.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 05:31 PM (39g3+)

266 We all want to strut our stuff
And you really want to show your scars
Forget all about that macho shit
And learn how to play Qatar

Posted by: John Mellonhead at March 29, 2019 05:28 PM (aKsyK)

I don't want to work

I just want to bang on my drum all day.

https://youtu.be/gO17hN-YvBc

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2019 05:32 PM (t6MX/)

267 I need a scorecard to remember all the players ... Morsi was Muslim Brotherhood ... 90% of Egypt is Sunni (Muslim Brotherhood, right?)


The military kicked out Morsi, after Obama (basically) kicked out Mubarak, the guy prior to Morsi. Mubarak was opposed to Iran, but was still Muslim Brotherhood ... but he was "our guy".

at least that is how it seems to me at the moment. not sure who the current guy is, but also "our guy" I guess.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 29, 2019 05:33 PM (Cus5s)

268 It's not unusual to be smelled by Joe Biden
Doesn't do any good to go runnin' and hidin'
If you cover your hair
He'll sniff you down there
Joe's a pervert with quirk he takes pride in

Posted by: naturalfake at March 29, 2019 05:33 PM (9X624)

269 261 YD, Nacho has moved up to third in the Dem standings.

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I assume you're talking about Beto?

I kinda hope it's him... I'm pretty sure he'll self-destruct. He's not a stable person at all. And after looking at that sidebar video the other day, I'm nearly certain he's got a meth problem as well.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 05:30 PM (AzW6q)

COLLEGE FOR EVERYONE! FREE GRASS TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF THE CRYSTAL METH! WHY IS IT SO HOT? DID I JUST SAY THAT?

Posted by: Beto! at March 29, 2019 05:33 PM (RD7QR)

270 H&O are from my neck of the woods, can't say I love them, just something to listen to

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2019 05:33 PM (BbGew)

271 221 "For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end."
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I call dibs on the tender bits. I'm not going to starve if he isn't filling up my bowl.

Posted by: The Cat at March 29, 2019 05:34 PM (Ajt8K)

272 Kids today talk about going to Qatar and Bahrain as if they are paradise. I tell them things aren't what they seem and paradise can turn into hell pretty quickly over there. They don't have any concept of due process, they still have the death pentaly and bad people are everywhere. I will never let my family go there.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2019 05:34 PM (VkWRL)

273 The transgender flag is different from the LGQBT flag.

Why the FUCK is a US congress person openly displaying tranny flags? To me they represent criminal child abuse, and the sign of a sick, sick society. And yes, there is of course Soros money behind their advocacy groups.

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/aug/11/
george-soros-the-money-behind-the-transgender-move/

(space)

Posted by: Max Power at March 29, 2019 05:35 PM (q177U)

274 272 Kids today talk about going to Qatar and Bahrain as if they are paradise. I tell them things aren't what they seem and paradise can turn into hell pretty quickly over there. They don't have any concept of due process, they still have the death pentaly and bad people are everywhere. I will never let my family go there.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2019 05:34 PM (VkWRL)

Yeah, but tall buildings.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 29, 2019 05:35 PM (RD7QR)

275 illiniwek, al SiSi is the current Egyptian head.

I don't think Mubarak was MuzzBro but he didn't run them out either.

What ever happened to Zawahiri?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2019 05:36 PM (8Klrh)

276 Qatar is still one of those places that's seen as relatively neutral ground. You can have both sides in a war somewhere else staying in close proximity to each other in Doha.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2019 05:36 PM (VkWRL)

277 If its not meth, its something. He's a mess.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 05:31 PM (39g3+)

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It's the weird bobbing, and the warbling tone/rambling speech, and inability to maintain physical focus (like keeping your eyes pointed in one direction). I've seen that a few times. It's meth, or days and days on crack, and crack seems a little "low-class" for the son of a judge.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 05:37 PM (AzW6q)

278 272
Kids today talk about going to Qatar and Bahrain as if they are
paradise. I tell them things aren't what they seem and paradise can turn
into hell pretty quickly over there. They don't have any concept of due
process, they still have the death pentaly and bad people are
everywhere. I will never let my family go there.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2019 05:34 PM (VkWRL)

Cultural relativism virtue signal pilgrimage. So they can come back and lecture about tolerance and diversity, never minding that they happened to get lucky shit didn't go sideways while they were there.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2019 05:37 PM (t6MX/)

279 "Yeah, but tall buildings.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 29, 2019 05:35 PM (RD7QR)"

Where the Muj plan is to takeover the bottom section, trap you and murder there way up.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2019 05:37 PM (VkWRL)

280 I will take your big boobed girls if you're not using them.


Posted by: Joey Choo Choo Biden at March 29, 2019 05:18 PM (t6MX/)
......


Weird. I thought you were more into the itty-bitties.

Posted by: wth at March 29, 2019 05:39 PM (v0R5T)

281 279
"Yeah, but tall buildings.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 29, 2019 05:35 PM (RD7QR)"



Where the Muj plan is to takeover the bottom section, trap you and murder there way up.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 29, 2019 05:37 PM (VkWRL)

Then conduct homo flight lessons from the top.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 29, 2019 05:39 PM (t6MX/)

282 Wait a cotton-picking minute! Whose kiss is on whose lips?

Posted by: Fritz at March 29, 2019 05:40 PM (LuPts)

283 111 *snort, Biden is toast. Has he actually declared yet or still "exploring"? You're dead Joe.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 29, 2019 04:51 PM (dUJdY)

______


He still has a chance if he can believably transition to a black, gay Muslim.




**********************************************


Wasn't one in the Whitehouse enough?!

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg at March 29, 2019 05:40 PM (OFzX4)

284
Here's prolly my favorite HampersandO tunes - Adult Educationlive with Donna Summers' daughter (according to the comments)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DCpwTH4dY0

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 29, 2019 05:41 PM (HaL55)

285 212 Is it me, or are the ad girls getting bigger tits these days?
Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2019 05:19 PM (cj2v7)

My ads are all night sights, red dots, and grills. No girls in them.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 29, 2019 05:41 PM (di1hb)

286 Wasn't one in the Whitehouse enough?!

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg at March 29, 2019 05:40 PM (OFzX4)

And he licked balls like I can, too!

Posted by: Lloyd Cranston-Rutledge IV, poodle at March 29, 2019 05:41 PM (ufFY8)

287 The transgender flag is different from the LGQBT flag.

Why the FUCK is a US congress person openly displaying tranny flags? To me they represent criminal child abuse, and the sign of a sick, sick society. And yes, there is of course Soros money behind their advocacy groups.

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/aug/11/
george-soros-the-money-behind-the-transgender-move/

(space)
Posted by: Max Power at March 29, 2019 05:35 PM (q177U)


I think Ol' George is seeing his big dream fade away with the election of President Trump and is getting desperate to break society if he can't break the economy.

He wants, truly and deeply wants to replay his huge win of trading Great Britains devalued currency on the mega scale provided by the US.

Maybe he really does like the Dims and crazy eco-socialist nonsense, but more likely he wants/wanted(?) to destroy the US thoroughly for the trillions he could haul in.

The more he breaks the youth and young adults of today mentally, and emotionally the better for him. The tranny stuff is just part of that.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 29, 2019 05:42 PM (9X624)

288 Shouldn't the story on the Dem woman nuking Joe Biden for 'smelling my hair' mention her work with Bernie Sanders?

-
Well, well, well.

We should mention, however, that Lucy Flores, is a huge backer of Bernie Sanders. Shouldn't that have made it into the article, at the very least as an editor's note? She bragged in 2016 of Sanders picking her to be on the board of Our Revolution, a 501(c)(4) that bills itself as "The next step for Bernie Sanders' movement is Our Revolution, which will fight to transform America and advance the progressive agenda that we believe in".

https://bit.ly/2V4OHYN

So whatever else, she's crazy as hell.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 29, 2019 05:44 PM (+y/Ru)

289 The only female that didn't mind Biden's creep was the biker chick that was giving him a lap dance in some restaurant during some campaign stop.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2019 05:44 PM (8Klrh)

290
Crowder's Willy Wonka intro vid is epic!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dCymREZQ_8

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 29, 2019 05:44 PM (N+bk2)

291 Cultural relativism virtue signal pilgrimage. So they can come back and lecture about tolerance and diversity, never minding that they happened to get lucky shit didn't go sideways while they were there.
Posted by: flounder


And when it does, they scream bloody murder for someone to do something.

Sorry. Bed made. Enjoy.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 05:45 PM (XWb4y)

292 278 Cultural relativism virtue signal pilgrimage. So they can come back and lecture about tolerance and diversity,

as long as you're not a knitter who wants to go to india.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 29, 2019 05:45 PM (sGtp+)

293 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian at March 29, 2019 05:46 PM (wA4OO)

294 Almost entirely accurate. Khsshoggi was assassinated for begin a former Saudi information officer who defected to Qatar when a faction of the Saudi royal family that opposes the Muslim Brotherhood seized power in a palace coup. He got whacked for treason.

Posted by: knows at March 29, 2019 06:42 PM (v8Zp7)

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