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Michael Avenatti Charged by Feds for Shakedown Extortion Against Nike
AND ALSO, Being Charged in California on Separate Wire Fraud Charges!
Hmmm... who'd've thought that a woman who is either a blackmailer or someone staying juuuuuust on this side of the blackmail line would be attracted to a shakedown artist as a lawyer?
JUST IN: Federal prosecutors announce charges against @MichaelAvenatti, alleging he tried to extort Nike, threatening to release damaging about the company, if Nike didn't agree to pay millions to him and a client.
— Steven Portnoy (@stevenportnoy) March 25, 2019
The complaint alleges Avenatti said he'd refrain from holding a press conference, if Nike paid his client $1.5 million & agreed to "retain" him to conduct an "internal investigation," for which he and a co-conspirator would be paid "at a minimum, between $15 and $25 million."
— Steven Portnoy (@stevenportnoy) March 25, 2019
I guess side-action expert @RyanLizza was right. The real show was always at SDNY. https://t.co/h2W77JvROF
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) March 25, 2019
Good news for my friend @MichaelAvenatti, if you plead fast enough, you might just get to share a cell with Michael Cohen! #basta
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) March 25, 2019
Wait so Michael Avenatti is getting charged today by two different US Attorney’s offices for two sets of crimes? Who does he think he is, Paul Manafort? pic.twitter.com/xeutusuT4q
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) March 25, 2019
There are more Avenatti charges coming:
— Shimon Prokupecz (@ShimonPro) March 25, 2019
Federal prosecutors in LA will also announce charges of wire fraud and bank fraud against Avenatti at 2p ET. These charges are separate from the charges in SDNY that were announced at roughly the same time.
OMG this Avenatti stuff is amazing.
— Alan Cole (@AlanMCole) March 25, 2019
The Nike lawyers set up a sting where they were like "please Mr. Avenatti tell us again your proposal in which you solicit an 8-figure sum of money, not for your client, but for you personally." And Avenatti was like "LOL okay."
Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr #MAGA - Michael Avenatti Getting Arrested!!!Thanks to artisinal 'ette. WOW: THIS WAS TWO HOURS AGO:
Tmrw at 11 am ET, we will be holding a press conference to disclose a major high school/college basketball scandal perpetrated by @Nike that we have uncovered. This criminal conduct reaches the highest levels of Nike and involves some of the biggest names in college basketball.
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) March 25, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HA at March 25, 2019 01:23 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: HA at March 25, 2019 01:23 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2019 01:23 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 01:24 PM (SAhpk)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2019 01:24 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:24 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 25, 2019 01:25 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Gmac-Officialy a fossile-Now get offa my lawn at March 25, 2019 01:25 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Marcus T
I've already rented my schadenboner out as a Russian icebreaker.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 01:25 PM (SAhpk)
Posted by: IC at March 25, 2019 01:25 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: troyriser at March 25, 2019 01:26 PM (1JpTT)
Posted by: HA at March 25, 2019 01:26 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at March 25, 2019 01:26 PM (hnuna)
Posted by: I like cookies at March 25, 2019 01:26 PM (xxAFD)
See, they were so certain and so sure, and so confident in Trump's demise because they had special inside information from Top Men that was better than what anyone else had. They had special intelligence.
And now they know that was all BS, that they were lied to, deliberately, and that these people who lied to them cannot be relied on for anything. They might even have a serious grudge against these scumbags and be willing to actually report on them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 01:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Michael Bromwich at March 25, 2019 01:27 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 25, 2019 01:27 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Anchovy at March 25, 2019 01:27 PM (B3kya)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 01:27 PM (4AeKb)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 25, 2019 01:27 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: I like cookies
Ah, um, well, you see,...
I got nothing.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 01:27 PM (SAhpk)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2019 01:28 PM (VpIIl)
Good news for my friend @MichaelAvenatti, if you plead fast enough, you might just get to share a cell with Michael Cohen! #basta
Posted by: HA at March 25, 2019 01:28 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: franksalterego at March 25, 2019 01:28 PM (3cq8T)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2019 01:28 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Scoops on scoops on scoops at March 25, 2019 01:28 PM (wx6iv)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2019 01:28 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2019 01:28 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:28 PM (6qErC)
Good news for my friend @MichaelAvenatti, if you plead fast enough, you might just get to share a cell with Michael Cohen! #basta
Posted by: HA at March 25, 2019 01:28 PM (MAstk)
LMAO. I like this guy.
Posted by: IC at March 25, 2019 01:29 PM (a0IVu)
Anyone seen Kurt around?
Posted by: Kurt's Mom at March 25, 2019 01:29 PM (jYje5)
No. I think that is a campaign promise that cannot be kept because it's technically impossible.
There are millions upon millions of filthy diseased rats in this country. Enough to rack up wins for at least a generation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2019 01:29 PM (I2dne)
Possibly but that one isn't hard to come up with
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 01:29 PM (39g3+)
Cause the shadenboner is there...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:24 PM (6qErC)
The top of the Moe's scale of Schadenboner Hardness is the never before seen Neutron Shadenboner. Scientists hope to observe one for the first time after Donald Trump's re election in 2020.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 25, 2019 01:29 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: IC at March 25, 2019 01:30 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2019 01:30 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Bell, Tolling, You at March 25, 2019 01:30 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2019 01:30 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 01:30 PM (SAhpk)
Posted by: Kurt's Mom at March 25, 2019 01:29 PM (jYje5)
++++++++
I assume he's rocking back and forth in the basement and hyperventilating. He may not have enough breath for ear-splitting wailing, so get a flashlight and check in all the corners.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2019 01:30 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Just Do it at March 25, 2019 01:30 PM (rFmwm)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 25, 2019 01:31 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 25, 2019 01:31 PM (IqOTP)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 01:31 PM (W+vEI)
IN ADDITION to the Nike extortion charges in NY, fed prosecutors in LA also allege @MichaelAvenatti "embezzled a client's money in order to pay his own expenses and debts ... and also defrauded a bank by using phony tax returns to obtain millions of dollars in loans."
@stevenportnoy
The complaint in California alleges Avenatti "misappropriated his client's settlement money and used it to pay expenses for his coffee business, Global Baristas US LLC."
He also allegedly defrauded a bank in Mississippi to "obtain three loans totaling $4.1 million."
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 01:31 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: HA at March 25, 2019 01:31 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 01:31 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2019 01:31 PM (ppBhU)
Used to be the heart of town
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 01:31 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 25, 2019 01:31 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Kurt's Mom
Kuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrtttt, come out and plaaaaaaay!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 01:31 PM (SAhpk)
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Good news for my friend @MichaelAvenatti, if you plead fast enough, you might just get to share a cell with Michael Cohen! #basta
Posted by: HA at March 25, 2019 01:28 PM
You know I'm really tired of the Bush and Clinton dynasties. But, like socialism, maybe they didn't do it right.
At least run a Pence/Trump Jr in 2024?
Posted by: Kurt's Mom at March 25, 2019 01:31 PM (jYje5)
Well, Avenatti's being charged in the SDNY.
The Sovereign District of New York?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 01:24 PM (SAhpk)
Is SDNY another term for butthole?
Posted by: Beavis at March 25, 2019 01:31 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: I like cookies at March 25, 2019 01:26 PM (xxAFD)
I *THINK* the difference is that Jesse and Al and others don't send emails saying IF you pay me I won't go public.
it's typically more of a hey you don't have enough of x minority in your group, and so in addition to highering me and my friends to help you fix your proportions, we won't organize protests and boycots.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 25, 2019 01:31 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Marcus T
I've already rented my schadenboner out as a Russian icebreaker.
#SmilinBob #Enzyte
Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 01:32 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2019 01:32 PM (Tda32)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 01:32 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:32 PM (6qErC)
Okay, have to stop now, as it's impossible to type while laughing this hard...
Posted by: Blake - used trebuchet salesman at March 25, 2019 01:32 PM (qC1Sy)
re: Media's reckoning..
Here is my one hope.. slim though it may be..
The only way the media can save face is try to find and persecute those who perpetrated this "hoax" on them.
Leave aside the fact that they were all too willing participants.
But, if they act swiftly, they can play the aggrieved fourth estate. If I were Trump, I would be feeding stuff to them right now (through intermediaries, of course).. All the stuff they can dig up on Strozk, Page, Brennan, Comey.. the FISA judges.. the whole bunch.
and link it ALL back to Steele and Fusion GPS and ultimately to the Clinton Crime Family.
Trump's already called for new investigations.. get the press on your side too, for once
Strike while the fire is hot, Mr. President!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2019 01:32 PM (so+oy)
Repeating -- Michael Avenatti now faces charges in federal court on both coasts.
Federal prosecutors allege he not only tried to extort millions from Nike, but also stole millions more from a client and a bank.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2019 01:32 PM (cF8AT)
Ho Lee Fuk.
These people are gangsta.
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 01:32 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 25, 2019 01:32 PM (tlp5e)
PDJT knows the best knife move - thrust and twist!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 01:32 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2019 01:33 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 25, 2019 01:33 PM (Rarvo)
I thought extortion was an attorney's actual job.
And I say that as someone who practiced law for 18 years.
Couldn't happen to a nicer ambulance chaser.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2019 01:33 PM (now3g)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 25, 2019 01:33 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2019 01:33 PM (VpIIl)
@JamesHasson20
47 minutes after Avenatti announces a press conference to "disclose" a major high-school sports scandal involving Nike, the SDNY announces charges against Avenatti for attempting to extort more than $20 million from Nike.
Life comes at you fast.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 01:33 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2019 01:33 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 01:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2019 01:33 PM (bkUtD)
Has anybody checked RBG's pulse today?
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (xPl2J)
yeah that's why the only people South Philadelphians are scared of
are New Yorkers
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: DaveA at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Hikaru at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: HA at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (6qErC)
They will never figure it out.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (JUOKG)
I hope this goes on for a year.
Posted by: LASue at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (XROPS)
(Don't blame a fella, I was waiting for a haircut and I picked up the mag.)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (ymnmz)
Going to just put Megalovania on repeat, because this week is going to be 24/7 dunking.
Posted by: trev006 at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (JH+YW)
Woah... that'd be epic.
Posted by: Anon a mouse
You DID see the six flaming skull pyramid yesterday, didn't you?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (SAhpk)
The last 4 days have been like winning the lotto over and over again
Posted by: In Exile at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (SDmIR)
His ex-wife's fake boobs accused him of being a deadbeat dad.
I don't think she is going to be able to collect.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (LL1Be)
I think my schadenboner may have just initiated an intergalactic incident.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Corrupt News Network at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 25, 2019 01:31 PM (ZGrMX)
bwaahahahaha
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (OLCnA)
I doubt this is all coincidental.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2019 01:35 PM (sX1BW)
Tickets for her May appearance are on sale now. Madame Oars is located at584 Court St. in Binghamton
Cum one and all...
Posted by: Colin at March 25, 2019 01:35 PM (4QazF)
Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 25, 2019 01:35 PM (tlp5e)
Posted by: "Iron" Mike Avenatti at March 25, 2019 01:35 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 25, 2019 01:35 PM (AjNMO)
/Pushing Titan out of orbit
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2019 01:33 PM (cqNba)
Just be careful out there, or else you'll wind up with a Great Red Spot.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 01:35 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at March 25, 2019 01:36 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Guy Smile
Err, that wasn't Everest, but rather, MY Schadenboner.
Does that make us gay?
Posted by: Lindsay Graham at March 25, 2019 01:36 PM (now3g)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 01:36 PM (NLLmE)
At least how to fake an orgasm during anal.
Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2019 01:36 PM (xqdqQ)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 25, 2019 01:36 PM (VWzrx)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:36 PM (6qErC)
Here is my one hope.. slim though it may be..
The only way the media can save face is try to find and persecute those who perpetrated this "hoax" on them.
Uh oh. We're screwed....More than usual.
Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at March 25, 2019 01:36 PM (rFmwm)
1. Intelligence
2. Media
3. Legal
lets go ahead and add "academe" in there too
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 25, 2019 01:36 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2019 01:36 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2019 01:36 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: thirteen28 at March 25, 2019 01:36 PM (GdJ+p)
1. Intelligence
2. Media
3. Legal
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2019 01:35 PM (sX1BW)
++++++++
4. Global trade lobbyists
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2019 01:36 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2019 01:37 PM (VpIIl)
Tickets for her May appearance are on sale now. Madame Oars is located at584 Court St. in Binghamton
Cum one and all...
Posted by: Colin at March 25, 2019 01:35 PM (4QazF)
But wear protection.
Posted by: Caliban at March 25, 2019 01:37 PM (qEujL)
(Don't blame a fella, I was waiting for a haircut and I picked up the mag.)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (ymnmz)
Like, with a sledgehammer?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 01:37 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2019 01:37 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: DaveA at March 25, 2019 01:37 PM (FhXTo)
http://tinyurl.com/y3s7abqs
===========
I'm gonna need to see a doctor about a "problem" I'm having with exuberance.
Throbbing exuberance.
Posted by: simplemind at March 25, 2019 01:37 PM (2j/uj)
Posted by: Democrat-Communists at March 25, 2019 01:37 PM (4Eo4+)
Going to just put Megalovania on repeat, because this week is going to be 24/7 dunking.
Posted by: trev006 at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (JH+YW)
Welp, shut down the internet for good.
Even AoS morons are making Undertale references.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 25, 2019 01:37 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 01:37 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2019 01:37 PM (WDbz5)
Agreed - and I think you can see how all of Avenatti's media success last year filled him with the hubris needed to take this dive. He was always on CNN, always being told how great he was - but he was spending money like crazy, being pursued by creditors, and he wasn't actually making a *dime*. He kept hoping for a big payoff, but then the whole Stormy deal collapsed, and Desperate Men do Desperate Things when they have to get a Million quick.
And so he cooked up this scheme. Stupid, stupid, stupid - but then the way he acts makes me think he's been doing a lot of coke or meth or something as well. He's just got that look, that style.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2019 01:37 PM (Kpl3J)
Former Democrat Party 2020 Presidential Hopeful Michael Avenatti.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 25, 2019 01:37 PM (DPKvM)
Looks like both are willing to take it in the butt.
Posted by: wrg500 at March 25, 2019 01:38 PM (pKNJ/)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 25, 2019 01:38 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 25, 2019 01:38 PM (kTF2Z)
What word today from #MuhPrinciples Kap'n Billy Krystal Meth?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 01:38 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Captain Bill K. at March 25, 2019 01:38 PM (786Ro)
Tickets for her May appearance are on sale now. Madame Oars is located at584 Court St. in Binghamton
Cum one and all...
Posted by: Colin at March 25, 2019 01:35 PM (4QazF)
++++++++
Binghamton has more carousels than anywhere else in the country. Much better use of your time if you're going.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2019 01:38 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 25, 2019 01:38 PM (/H8v6)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2019 01:38 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2019 01:38 PM (oZ6kz)
that describes a LOT of the "best and brightest" tbh
coke, meth, speed, etc. testosterone supps
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 25, 2019 01:38 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 25, 2019 01:38 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: HA at March 25, 2019 01:38 PM (MAstk)
Maybe Stormy can help break CPL's ass in. Start with a small strap-on and build up to Big Bubba.
And did I read that the feds in LA are also charging him with something, embezzlement and bank fraud.
So, CPL is getting DP'd after a fashion.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2019 01:39 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 25, 2019 01:31 PM (8D42x)
So the lesson is: don't leave a paper trail and never say what you mean.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 25, 2019 01:39 PM (xxAFD)
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Nike knows extortion better than anyone. Don't extort an extorter.
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2019 01:39 PM (sX1BW)
Yeah he's got the coke look.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 01:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: DOCTOR THAT DEALS WITH SCHADENBONNERS at March 25, 2019 01:39 PM (MAstk)
"Oh you can do it, but you gotta have the right hustle"
--Jesse Jackson
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 01:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Satan at March 25, 2019 01:40 PM (t6MX/)
"We don't need to applaud members of a coup that failed."
Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 01:40 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: CHAD at March 25, 2019 01:40 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: DOCTOR THAT DEALS WITH SCHADENBONNERS at March 25, 2019 01:39 PM (MAstk)
++++++++
Dude, these are great times for you. Put your nose to the grindstone and enjoy your bumper crop. If you want that boat, you may never get an opportunity to buy one again.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2019 01:40 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: thirteen28 at March 25, 2019 01:36 PM (GdJ+p)
youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 01:41 PM (NWiLs)
The old Right of Way Vogon Boner.
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 01:41 PM (NLLmE)
"Oh you can do it, but you gotta have the right hustle"
--Jesse Jackson
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I'm willing to bet Nike made out back then.
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2019 01:41 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2019 01:41 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 01:34 PM (SAhpk)
See it? I was first on that thread with a sock and nooded for the Corgis. As super massive as the current Schadenboners are, this has been Trump on defense. He's got the ball now.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 25, 2019 01:41 PM (jp0Bv)
1. Intelligence
2. Media
3. Legal
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2019 01:35 PM (sX1BW)
_____
4. The RNC.
Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 25, 2019 01:41 PM (tlp5e)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 01:41 PM (SAhpk)
Posted by: Obligatory at March 25, 2019 01:41 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: fasting ace who is Gandhi now at March 25, 2019 01:41 PM (PbpT7)
Keep it coming
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2019 01:42 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: Barky at March 25, 2019 01:42 PM (kfcYC)
Really, really take care of you.
Like a mafia don takes care of loose ends.
Posted by: Nevyan at March 25, 2019 01:42 PM (a7HML)
After Dad spent all day negotiating with the Genovese's and the Lucchesi's...yeah.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 01:42 PM (4AeKb)
Does anyone seriously think the two are not related?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2019 01:42 PM (sy5kK)
So if you want to see and old, worn-out, incontinent ass and saggy boobs, get your tickets today and in return we'll give you a free order of soggy Mozzarella Sticks with your first beer served in a glass that may give you an STD!
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2019 01:42 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2019 01:42 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 01:42 PM (BXMxN)
And I say that as someone who practiced law for 18 years.
Couldn't happen to a nicer ambulance chaser.
=======
Pay me because your negligence/intentional conduct caused me harm/damages.
Pay me or I will cause you harm damages.
Its really not hard to see the line that was crossed if you aren't a lawyer. If you are a lawyer, then its much harder.
Posted by: simplemind at March 25, 2019 01:42 PM (2j/uj)
Posted by: SamIam at March 25, 2019 01:42 PM (oasF3)
Posted by: DOCTOR THAT DEALS WITH SCHADENBONNERS at March 25, 2019 01:39 PM (MAstk)
It wasn't me. It was my schadenboner.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 01:42 PM (/tuJf)
OMG this Avenatti stuff is amazing.
The Nike lawyers set up a sting where they were like "please Mr. Avenatti tell us again your proposal in which you solicit an 8-figure sum of money, not for your client, but for you personally." And Avenatti was like "LOL okay."
Posted by: HA at March 25, 2019 01:42 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 01:42 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 01:42 PM (SAhpk)
Posted by: God at March 25, 2019 01:43 PM (cqNba)
Take a bow, Mikey!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2019 01:43 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2019 01:43 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2019 01:43 PM (0tfLf)
Life comes at you fast.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 01:33 PM (W+vEI)
Would be even funnier if Avenatti's accusation turns out to be true.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 25, 2019 01:43 PM (xxAFD)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 25, 2019 01:44 PM (OOH1c)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 01:44 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2019 01:44 PM (cqNba)
The guy who is fucking Mikey's big fake-titted ex-wife and driving his Ferrari.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2019 01:44 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 25, 2019 01:44 PM (Lg/Uq)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2019 01:45 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Cuchullain at March 25, 2019 01:45 PM (hQfG+)
Did I...
"...Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbors,
And say "These Cups I dipped on Mueller's Day"
Then he will strip, like Stormy, and show his scars,
And say "These Burning Skulls I held on Mueller's Day"
But he'll remember, with advantages...
Be in their pudding cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:45 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at March 25, 2019 01:45 PM (LL1Be)
149 As super massive as the current Schadenboners are, this has been Trump on defense. He's got the ball now.
you know who else had one ball?
Posted by: Anachronda at March 25, 2019 01:45 PM (sGtp+)
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I think the campaign donations would have allowed him to pay his living expenses and because they were campaign donations would have been sheltered from personal judgments against him. He could pay his rent, car insurance/payments etc. etc.
Posted by: simplemind at March 25, 2019 01:45 PM (2j/uj)
Each and every non-lib guest on a lib network show should open with this question, "How is it that you folks still are employed?"
"What is it you say you do here?" is an acceptable alternate.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2019 01:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: hepcat at March 25, 2019 01:45 PM (5b+Sr)
Soon, RGB. SOON.
Posted by: Satan
FU Satan. Wrong block! You want RBG.
Leave me alone!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 01:41 PM (SAhpk)
Sorry. Giddy over all the lefty "souls" incoming.
Posted by: Satan at March 25, 2019 01:45 PM (t6MX/)
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That Nike is involved in a HS sports scandal?
Yea, that's probably true.
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2019 01:45 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 01:45 PM (B6Nsl)
There are more Avenatti charges coming:
Federal prosecutors in LA will also announce charges of wire fraud and bank fraud against Avenatti at 2p ET. These charges are separate from the charges in SDNY that were announced at roughly the same time.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2019 01:45 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2019 01:45 PM (LuPts)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Wouldn't THAT be something?? Lol
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 01:45 PM (SAhpk)
Michael Avenatti is going to get more action in prison then Stormy Daniels ever did.
Posted by: Obligatory at March 25, 2019 01:41 PM (cRkMZ)
He's gonna squeak like a rubber duck on Saturday night at the Duggar house!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2019 01:45 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 25, 2019 01:45 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: CrustyB at March 25, 2019 01:45 PM (ToSAM)
Posted by: IC at March 25, 2019 01:46 PM (a0IVu)
Give Rosenstein/Comey reduced sentences for cooperating on how the Mueller coup got started (cut their 10 consecutive life sentences ...multiple counts sedition/treason/espionage/obstruction/etc... in half, I'm good with that)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2019 01:46 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Molly k. at March 25, 2019 01:46 PM (RHKaN)
One tenet of a leak investigation is to leak false info and see how far the idiot runs with it. I'd bet we now know how far he ran with it...
Posted by: Bluegill at March 25, 2019 01:46 PM (y1Mvi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2019 01:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2019 01:46 PM (xqdqQ)
Posted by: Someguy at March 25, 2019 01:46 PM (J2jLb)
Posted by: hepcat at March 25, 2019 01:46 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: Eromero at March 25, 2019 01:46 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 01:46 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 01:46 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2019 01:46 PM (OJXf7)
So the lesson is: don't leave a paper trail and never say what you mean.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 25, 2019 01:39 PM (xxAFD)
yeah, that's my take on it.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 25, 2019 01:46 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2019 01:46 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: MAGA at March 25, 2019 01:46 PM (ZwdmA)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (IFKOp)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (oZ6kz)
When you are no longer useful to the Democrats plans/schemes and are seen as a liability well... they take care of you.
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Dear Mr Avenatti, I cordially invite you for a high tea in Fort Marcy park this weekend. Don't worry about bringing anything...we'd got a full chamber of finger sandwiches for you already.
Yours truly,
Hillary
PS
Note this is an invitation you are not allowed to refuse.
Posted by: Hillary at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: simplemind
hookers, blow,
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (SAhpk)
Would be even funnier if Avenatti's accusation turns out to be true.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 25, 2019 01:43 PM
Yes, the 'Schrodinger cat's' theory come to life. He just asked for too much money.
Like the old Wall Street maxim: Little pigs get fed, big pigs get slaughtered.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: hepcat at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (5b+Sr)
lol, this is funny
Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr
#MAGA - Michael Avenatti Getting Arrested!!!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Hikaru at March 25, 2019 01:37 PM (UnA8+)
I used to doubt that memes are the DNA of culture.
And then a skeleton in sweatpants and slippers, from a game developed by a dog and a gramatically incontinent cat, got over 90 million views from his jam.
Besides, does the Mueller report really need any other commentary than "geeettttttt dunked on?"
Posted by: trev006 at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (JH+YW)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (oZ6kz)
You know who has the biggest schadenboner today, right?
The guy who is fucking Mikey's big fake-titted ex-wife and driving his Ferrari.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2019 01:44 PM (oZ6kz)
LOL Ferrari Avenetti. She's cute.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (ymnmz)
I don't think him coming out of nowhere to be a huge PITA to Trump was a coincidence.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (W+vEI)
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Blackmailing.
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (sX1BW)
if it isn't careful, it's gonna reach escape speed before the 4th of July gets here.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (rf8q9)
Posted by: fasting ace who is Gandhi now at March 25, 2019 01:48 PM (PbpT7)
They are still the best of times...
Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2019 01:48 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: hepcat at March 25, 2019 01:48 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 25, 2019 01:48 PM (i0ykY)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 01:46 PM (BXMxN)
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I would bet anything it's already happened somewhere. Another set of "bad info" for the Lyin' Sack o Media to shrug their shoulders about.
Posted by: Axeman at March 25, 2019 01:48 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: LASue at March 25, 2019 01:48 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: JEM (by the way Brie Larson has the cutest non-ass ever) at March 25, 2019 01:48 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at March 25, 2019 01:48 PM (oVJmc)
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He's already heard the lamentation of their
Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 25, 2019 01:48 PM (IFKOp)
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We invite Mr Avenatti to show he is really with us and Crapperdick by taking a knee. In the prison shower.
Posted by: Nike at March 25, 2019 01:48 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 01:49 PM (oVJmc)
Remember who was his biggest backer? Who gave him free airtime every day for months and months and months? The ones who pushed him harder than anybody else in the country, even the Dem Party? CNN, that's who.
Avenatti has been CNN's boy, right from the start.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2019 01:49 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: fasting ace who is Gandhi now at March 25, 2019 01:49 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: hepcat at March 25, 2019 01:49 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2019 01:49 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: hepcat at March 25, 2019 01:46 PM (5b+Sr)
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Yes, but they were more subtle about it and have the Black Democratium shield of protection.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 25, 2019 01:49 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at March 25, 2019 01:49 PM (LDV7V)
I don't think him coming out of nowhere to be a huge PITA to Trump was a coincidence.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (W+vEI)
I didn't know this. Wow!
Posted by: LASue at March 25, 2019 01:49 PM (XROPS)
Well, Avenatti's being charged in the SDNY.
The Sovereign District of New York?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 01:24 PM (SAhpk)
Is SDNY another term for butthole?
Can Barr force a transfer of some SDNY lawyers to Wyoming, Montana, or South Dakota?
Just do a few for now, to set the message. I'm sure the wives of the remaining ones would set them straight rather quickly, they don't want to leave NY.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2019 01:49 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Marcus T
And this was how the AoSHQ pudding cup/flame war of 2019 began.
Posted by: AoSHQ Historical Society at March 25, 2019 01:49 PM (rFmwm)
Posted by: Satan
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Maybe the Wise Latina will slip and splash some water on her. "I'm melting! I'm melting!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2019 01:50 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2019 01:50 PM (oZ6kz)
Just a reminder: Avenatti worked for Rahm Emanuel in the 90's as a Clinton team oppo researcher before going to law school.
I don't think him coming out of nowhere to be a huge PITA to Trump was a coincidence.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (W+vEI)
Nor was his seeming ability to skate on almost every skeezy scam he ran. Let's hope he squeals like a pig to avoid PMITA prison. I think he is key to the whole money for fake accusers scam that reached a pinnacle with Kavanaugh.
RICO.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 01:50 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 01:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (/tuJf)
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I don't think so. He just made claims to run. He's really an outlier.
Posted by: Axeman at March 25, 2019 01:50 PM (vDqXW)
Shakedowns by Avenatti could be a weightloss program.
Posted by: LASue at March 25, 2019 01:48 PM (XROPS)
I diet shake that comes in a can!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2019 01:50 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 25, 2019 01:50 PM (rf8q9)
Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 01:50 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at March 25, 2019 01:50 PM (8RmjA)
Indeed. We're closing in on womennez lamintating time...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:50 PM (6qErC)
http://tinyurl.com/y9eknjqs
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 01:50 PM (W+vEI)
What a shitty lawyer! He couldn't wordsmith an implicit but ambiguous threat to Nike? Sheesh.
Didn't he ever watch The Untouchables? "Nice business you got here. Shame if something happened to it."
Instead he explicitly links his silence to a payout. Was he last in his class at law school?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 01:51 PM (B6Nsl)
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This just in, waters receding from the coast lines of LA, SF, and NYC. Liberals voters encouraged to go down to the beach to check it out.
PS: That is totally NOT a tsunami warning siren in the background.
Posted by: Totally Not Not a Tsunami at March 25, 2019 01:51 PM (cRkMZ)
Headline: Nike takes a knee. Still attached to Michael Avenatti.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 25, 2019 01:51 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 01:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 01:51 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 25, 2019 01:51 PM (0OmEj)
He was the one who pushed the ridiculous gang rape accusations against Kavanaugh. What was that dingbat's name, Julie Sweatnick or something?
The Senate referred both of them to DoJ for perjury, IIRC.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2019 01:51 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: josephistan at March 25, 2019 01:51 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2019 01:51 PM (sX1BW)
I wonder how often he's done this before.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 01:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2019 01:51 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 25, 2019 01:52 PM (oZ6kz)
Soon, RGB. SOON.
Posted by: Satan
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Hey wait a minute, you aren't like that LaVey guy promised AT ALL. And where are you pointing that pitchfork?
Posted by: RGB....soon at March 25, 2019 01:52 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: hepcat at March 25, 2019 01:48 PM (5b+Sr)
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The stars are right. Cthulhu Fhtagn.
Posted by: Cultists at March 25, 2019 01:52 PM (vDqXW)
Ms. Guilfoyle should reward him for that.
Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 01:52 PM (786Ro)
Indeed. We're closing in on womennez lamintating time...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:50 PM (6qErC)
We'll have to settle for trannies at this rate.
Posted by: Someguy at March 25, 2019 01:52 PM (J2jLb)
Posted by: hepcat at March 25, 2019 01:52 PM (5b+Sr)
Damn. I thought a fist would be really rough, but you wanna shove a whole knee in there?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:52 PM (6qErC)
It's like there are organized somewhat - like a family.
-Don Corleone
Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 01:53 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 01:33 PM (39g3+)
the SPLC will just change corrupt pilots, but the $500+ million in donations will remain, and new corrupt pilots will replace the old corrupt pilots.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2019 01:53 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: HA at March 25, 2019 01:53 PM (MAstk)
Someone check on Tucker Carlson. I'm worried he might not have enough blood in his body to sustain today.
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Tucker's wife is either about to run in terror or have the afternoon of her life.
Posted by: Attack of the 18in Newsanchor at March 25, 2019 01:53 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 01:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Joseph Dickerson
Not enough hours in the day.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 01:53 PM (SAhpk)
Yesterday:
"SDNY will get him"
"SDNY will get him"
"SDNY will get him"
"SDNY will get him"
Today:
*SDNY indicts Michael Avenatti*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 01:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 25, 2019 01:54 PM (yQpMk)
/Pushing Titan out of orbit
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2019 01:33 PM (cqNba)
Knocked me right off my cycle, it did.
Posted by: Milankovich at March 25, 2019 01:54 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:54 PM (6qErC)
No way Tucker will fit under the studio desk tonight.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 01:54 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: "Iron" Mike Avenatti at March 25, 2019 01:35 PM
Bring it, bitch.
Posted by: Zombie Septimius Severus at March 25, 2019 01:54 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: The Committee to Elect Avenatti at March 25, 2019 01:54 PM (3cq8T)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2019 01:54 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 01:54 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Michael Avenetti at March 25, 2019 01:54 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 01:51 PM (39g3+)
This is known as the favor of God.
Posted by: Someguy at March 25, 2019 01:54 PM (J2jLb)
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Blackmailing.
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Dude, please, African American mailing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2019 01:54 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Inogame at March 25, 2019 01:54 PM (ySZHT)
Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 01:54 PM (gmo/4)
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Extortion is illegal.
That being said, there are ways to extort legally. Just as their are legal ways to bribe your child into a good school.
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2019 01:55 PM (sX1BW)
Lamentating ladyboys are pretty expensive, I think. Pay extra for that big time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 25, 2019 01:55 PM (NMAzL)
Now, the CA stuff? The wire fraud stuff? That is likely to have teeth because he's been in trouble out there for mucking about with money for awhile now.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2019 01:55 PM (mf5HN)
Indeed. We're closing in on womennez lamintating time...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:50 PM (6qErC)
Laminating the women protects them from the elements.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 01:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: LASue at March 25, 2019 01:55 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 01:55 PM (BXMxN)
6 flaming skulls, 3 flaming pudding cups, and I'm still turgid... life, today, it does not suck.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at March 25, 2019 01:55 PM (O+mPF)
"SDNY will get him"
"SDNY will get him"
"SDNY will get him"
"SDNY will get him"
Today:
*SDNY indicts Michael Avenatti*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 01:53 PM (39g3+)
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Well, I never DID specify who "him" was.
Posted by: Jack PoS at March 25, 2019 01:55 PM (vDqXW)
"SDNY will get him"
"SDNY will get him"
"SDNY will get him"
"SDNY will get him"
Today:
*SDNY indicts Michael Avenatti*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Womp womp
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 01:55 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: literally serious at March 25, 2019 01:55 PM (IR2bT)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 25, 2019 01:55 PM (2LelM)
-- I'm obviously having an AOC moment. Who is CPL? I can't figure it out today.
Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at March 25, 2019 01:55 PM (Ai1hj)
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>>He was the one who pushed the ridiculous gang rape accusations against Kavanaugh. What was that dingbat's name, Julie Sweatnick or something?
The Senate referred both of them to DoJ for perjury, IIRC.
- - -
He didn't just represent them.
If you recall, he announced the Kav gang-rape enabler stories the night before Kavanaugh was to testify.
Avenatti then *demanded Kavanaugh withdraw the nomination*.
He did his best to force a qualified, decent SCOTUS nominee out of the running.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 01:55 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (/tuJf)
I hope we have just seen their best shots taken and now as they are standing their in the ruins of their plots a counter-attack is coming.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 25, 2019 01:55 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: hepcat at March 25, 2019 01:55 PM (5b+Sr)
And that time was better, because we got boob pics too!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, righteous in his wrath at March 25, 2019 01:56 PM (Z216Q)
I wonder about the specifics of the 'Nike scandal'. Hopefully they stepped on their cranks and Avenatti can manage to publish something incriminating.
Injuries. I'm rooting for them.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 01:56 PM (LL1Be)
Indeed. We're closing in on womennez lamintating time...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:50 PM (6qErC)
Laminating the women protects them from the elements.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 01:55 PM (NWiLs)
How gentlemanly, I can see why the nurse fell for you.
Posted by: Someguy at March 25, 2019 01:56 PM (J2jLb)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2019 01:53 PM (sy5kK)
I dunno. They've blotted their copybook pretty badly, and with all the lawsuits against them ... things look rough. They've lost an awful lot of credibility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 01:56 PM (B6Nsl)
This guy gives creepy porn lawyers a bad name.
Posted by: josephistan at March 25, 2019 01:51 PM (7HtZB)
I'll say.
Posted by: Jeffy Fieger at March 25, 2019 01:56 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2019 01:56 PM (vEIlU)
"We don't need to applaud members of a coup that failed."
Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 01:40 PM (786Ro)
Rush has repeated this theme all morning, it is the core of his show today, and so I will repeat it here for effect.
Because Rush is right.
*uck every one of them. Every G***ammed one of them. Ruin their **cking lives!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2019 01:56 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ben Rothleieeeeeeeesburger at March 25, 2019 01:56 PM (9HuGt)
Did I...
"...Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbors,
And say "These Cups I dipped on Mueller's Day"
Then he will strip, like Stormy, and show his scars,
And say "These Burning Skulls I held on Mueller's Day"
But he'll remember, with advantages...
Be in their pudding cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:45 PM (6qErC)
***golf clap***
You guys! I'm dying over here
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 25, 2019 01:57 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 01:57 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:57 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: phone of kari at March 25, 2019 01:58 PM (VoMt7)
Just like how the IDF's greatest strength is having to fight jihadis all the time.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 25, 2019 01:58 PM (ZGrMX)
Wow he misappropriated trust funds for his private use!
What a con man.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2019 01:56 PM (vEIlU)
Did he? Ouch. State bars will ream you almost without fail for two things: stealing from clients, and sexing your clients.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 01:58 PM (NWiLs)
-- I'm obviously having an AOC moment. Who is CPL? I can't figure it out today.
Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at March 25, 2019 01:55 PM (Ai1hj)
And you can't a harder, more substantive news source than People! The magazine for people who move their lips when they read.
CPL = creepy porn lawyer
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 01:58 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2019 01:58 PM (AzW6q)
113 83 Memba when CPL was People magazine's 2018 Top 100 most bangable men in America? Cell block D does!
-- I'm obviously having an AOC moment. Who is CPL? I can't figure it out today.
Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at March 25, 2019 01:55 PM (Ai1hj)
CPL=Creepy Porn Lawyer = Micahel Avenetti
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2019 01:58 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 25, 2019 01:58 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: hepcat at March 25, 2019 01:58 PM (5b+Sr)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 01:51 PM (B6Nsl)
He was always a shitty lawyer. Who puts their client at a $20M risk, over a $150K NDA, and ends up getting the client on the hook for twice that, just to go away?
And he can't even hide money without getting caught. He gives honest scheming lawyers a worse name.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 01:58 PM (t6MX/)
Indeed. We're closing in on womennez lamintating time...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:50 PM (6qErC)
Laminating the women protects them from the elements.
Are we back to putting laminated women in binders?
Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at March 25, 2019 01:58 PM (Ai1hj)
One
tenet of a leak investigation is to leak false info and see how far the
idiot runs with it. I'd bet we now know how far he ran with it...
Posted by: Bluegill at March 25, 2019 01:46 PM
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DOJ nailed little adam schitt with a bogus leak. Once that happened he kept his mouth shut and now only spouts bogus generalities.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 25, 2019 01:59 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:59 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2019 01:59 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 01:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: trev006 at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM (JH+YW)
We're giving them the luxury of identifying as such?
Posted by: Hikaru at March 25, 2019 01:59 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh at March 25, 2019 01:59 PM (v20IC)
Are we back to putting laminated women in binders?
Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at March 25, 2019 01:58 PM (Ai1hj)
None of us can run for president anymore.
Posted by: Someguy at March 25, 2019 02:00 PM (J2jLb)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 02:00 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 25, 2019 02:00 PM (RD7QR)
And, there were people who actually thought this clown was going to run for President.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 25, 2019 02:00 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: hepcat at March 25, 2019 01:58 PM (5b+Sr)
Quick! Deliver rope and sharp objects there, stat!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 02:00 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2019 01:53 PM (sy5kK)
I dunno. They've blotted their copybook pretty badly, and with all the lawsuits against them ... things look rough. They've lost an awful lot of credibility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Discovery is going to be ruinous, I expect. Therefore, they'll be some nice settlements and meaningless mea culpa letters. The question is whether fund raising takes a hit.
Posted by: AoSHQ Historical Society at March 25, 2019 02:00 PM (rFmwm)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 25, 2019 02:01 PM (2LelM)
I don't trust anything the SDNY does and I trust Avenetti less so I'm rooting for casualties.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2019 01:55 PM
You never saw Sid Blumenthal bitchin' about the 'Rudy' contingent in the SDNY?
Apparently there are some solid LE folks there. The ones who refused to hand over Anthony of Weiners laptop to the feds.
It broke Sid's heart. He knew that was key, getting that laptop destroyed.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 25, 2019 02:01 PM (jYje5)
Bwahahahahahaha~!!
Posted by: LASue at March 25, 2019 02:01 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 25, 2019 02:01 PM (IFKOp)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 01:47 PM
Yet the idea that the Democrats who really deserve it never get prosecuted... stubbornly persists. Funny, that.
Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 02:01 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 02:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 02:01 PM (6qErC)
lol. They're having a very bad day, aren't they.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2019 01:59 PM (VpIIl)
"We reject your reality, and substitute our own!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 02:01 PM (B6Nsl)
In just the past 4 days:
Last ISIS stronghold in Syria falls
Mueller finds no collusion
SPLC exposed as a racist scam
Michael Avenatti arrested for extortion
the SPLC will just change corrupt pilots, but the $500+ million in donations will remain, and new corrupt pilots will replace the old corrupt pilots.
A lot of people are 'resigning' over there, not just the top man. And donors are talking about how they kept giving money even though they felt a bad vibe about the place and are changing their minds.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 02:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 02:01 PM (BXMxN)
Margaret Sullivan @Sulliview
You say you want a media reckoning? Here's mine. ... New column: Serious journalists should be proud of - not bullied over - their Russia reporting
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2019 02:02 PM (Hk+Y0)
Posted by: Victims of the Klan/dems at March 25, 2019 02:02 PM (rFmwm)
lol. They're having a very bad day, aren't they.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2019 01:59 PM (VpIIl)
They are chest deep in the DeNile.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 25, 2019 02:02 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 25, 2019 02:02 PM (d6Ksn)
***
When you don't have anyway fight back for a decade or two your skills tend to atrophy a bit.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2019 02:02 PM (cRkMZ)
Indeed. We're closing in on womennez lamintating time...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:50 PM (6qErC)
Laminating the women protects them from the elements.
Are we back to putting laminated women in binders?
Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at March 25, 2019 01:58 PM (Ai1hj)
There's a "three hole punch" joke to be made here but I am far too classy for such things.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 02:02 PM (NWiLs)
What a con man.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2019 01:56 PM (vEIlU)
Did he? Ouch. State bars will ream you almost without fail for two things: stealing from clients, and sexing your clients.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 01:58 PM (NWiLs)
They broke in for a sec on Fox news to read this.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2019 02:03 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2019 02:03 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 02:03 PM (xjiRE)
Indeed. We're closing in on womennez lamintating time...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:50 PM
And the lactations of Brian Stelter's manboobs.
Posted by: Hands at March 25, 2019 02:03 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 25, 2019 02:03 PM (BoLk7)
You say you want a media reckoning? Here's mine. ... New column: Serious journalists should be proud of - not bullied over - their Russia reporting
Posted by: weft cut-loop
It's almost as good as mine!
Posted by: zombie Walter Duranty at March 25, 2019 02:03 PM (rFmwm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2019 02:03 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Crucible at March 25, 2019 02:04 PM (CClpm)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 02:04 PM (oVJmc)
In just the past 4 days:
Last ISIS stronghold in Syria falls
Mueller finds no collusion
SPLC exposed as a racist scam
Michael Avenatti arrested for extortion
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Tomorrow is my birthday. I'm hoping for an RBG corpse.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 25, 2019 02:04 PM (2LelM)
One
tenet of a leak investigation is to leak false info and see how far the
idiot runs with it. I'd bet we now know how far he ran with it..
Posted by: Bluegill at March 25, 2019 01:46 PM
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He's a fool. And I think you're right.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 25, 2019 02:04 PM (jUVms)
Because if it hasn't happened yet, that mean it will never happen.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2019 02:04 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2019 02:04 PM (ptqGC)
Still sounds great.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 02:04 PM (4AeKb)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 02:04 PM (6qErC)
You say you want a media reckoning? Here's mine. ... New column: Serious journalists should be proud of - not bullied over - their Russia reporting
The endless parrotting of smears, lies, and leaks?
Yeah, thanks, bitch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 02:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tentotwo at March 25, 2019 02:05 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 02:01 PM (39g3+)
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I think it's time that the Horde start a Policy Center for Southern Law and rake in some of those donations for as long as we can keep a straight face.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 25, 2019 02:05 PM (yL25O)
TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON! - Randolph and Mortimer Duke
Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2019 02:05 PM (gmo/4)
But now that the lawyer behind her nuisance suit against Trump -- Avenatti -- has been exposed as a criminal himself, the lat conning tower of USS Leftist-Coup-d'Etat has sunk below the waves.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2019 02:05 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: bluebell at March 25, 2019 02:05 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2019 02:05 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Ben Affleck at March 25, 2019 02:05 PM (cRkMZ)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 02:05 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2019 02:05 PM (5tb4C)
What a con man.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2019 01:56 PM (vEIlU)
Did he? Ouch. State bars will ream you almost without fail for two things: stealing from clients, and sexing your clients.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 25, 2019 01:58 PM (NWiLs)
Messing with the trust account will get you disbarred. It may take a few months to go through the investigation so all the hoops are jumped through but touch the trust fund and you are gone.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2019 02:06 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: fasting ace who is Gandhi now at March 25, 2019 02:06 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2019 02:03 PM (xjiRE)
In the back of his van parked by the river, now clutching his crusty Winona plush toy and muttering about strawberries.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 25, 2019 02:06 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 02:06 PM (6qErC)
284 Someone check on Tucker Carlson. I'm worried he might not have enough blood in his body to sustain today.
No way Tucker will fit under the studio desk tonight.
they'll have to wheel out the third leg chair.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 25, 2019 02:06 PM (sGtp+)
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Just like Ringu and they're all watching the Trump VCR tape before they die.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2019 02:06 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2019 02:07 PM (vEIlU)
>>Yet the idea that the Democrats who really deserve it never get prosecuted... stubbornly persists. Funny, that.
Because if it hasn't happened yet, that mean it will never happen.
I wanna see Sid Blumenthal in orange jumpsuit. It's on my bucket list, right near the top.
His dick prints have been all over this since Day One.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 25, 2019 02:07 PM (jYje5)
CPL is F***ing Matt Damon?
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Well Avennetti can see his dick when he pisses, so, yeah.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 25, 2019 02:07 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: fasting ace who is Gandhi now at March 25, 2019 02:07 PM (PbpT7)
If not, meh.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 02:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 02:07 PM (LL1Be)
In just the past 4 days:
Last ISIS stronghold in Syria falls
Mueller finds no collusion
SPLC exposed as a racist scam
Michael Avenatti arrested for extortion
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Tomorrow is my birthday. I'm hoping for an RBG corpse.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 25, 2019 02:04 PM (2LelM)
If I could get it for you, I would.
Posted by: LASue at March 25, 2019 02:07 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 25, 2019 02:07 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: josephistan at March 25, 2019 02:07 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 25, 2019 02:05 PM (yL25O)
We can go in for the false flag route and call it the "Southern Progressive Law Center."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 02:08 PM (B6Nsl)
And say "These Cups I dipped on Mueller's Day"
Then he will strip, like Stormy, and show his scars,
And say "These Burning Skulls I held on Mueller's Day"
But he'll remember, with advantages...
Be in their pudding cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 01:45 PM (6qErC)
Out-freaking-standing.
Posted by: josephistan at March 25, 2019 02:08 PM (7HtZB)
Right, he was one of their Deep Throat voices that the media kept listening to.
Read that apology from The Hill and it all becomes clear. They had Top Men whispering in their ear Secret Special Knowledge and Inside Intelligence. It was so good they believed it even without any evidence or support, they wanted it to be true.
That's why they were so certain. That's why they were absolutely sure, that's why the "walls closing in" thing kept coming up. They were being fed a careful tapestry of outrageous lies and never once questioned it.
Even when one lie was proven wrong, they figured the OTHER lies were true. This is where all that certainty came from.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 02:08 PM (39g3+)
Does that mean you beat your wife and say racist things about South African Blacks when you were a lawyer in Pretoria?
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2019 02:08 PM (5tb4C)
see update!!!
https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1110213957170749440
Posted by: fasting ace who is Gandhi now at March 25, 2019 02:06 PM (PbpT7)
See under dictionary, "tweets not aging well."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 02:08 PM (t6MX/)
"If I get indicted, I'LL TAKE DOWN HALF OF DC WITH ME"
- Hillary Rodham Clinton
Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 02:07 PM (LL1Be)
Fail to see the downside to that proposition.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2019 02:08 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 02:08 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Question for the legal minds re: SPLC racket
If you are an employee, and quit the place, are you still required to appear in a civil proceeding?
And how about if you un-ass the jurisdiction?
Posted by: AoSHQ legal dept. at March 25, 2019 02:08 PM (rFmwm)
you're not Gandhi until you start drinking your own pee
(not recommended)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 25, 2019 02:08 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 02:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lace wigs at March 25, 2019 02:08 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2019 02:08 PM (RJHwk)
Its shocking.
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2019 02:09 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 02:09 PM (bim/x)
In other words, collusion.
Posted by: Democrats = Feces at March 25, 2019 02:09 PM (4Eo4+)
But now that the lawyer behind her nuisance suit against Trump -- Avenatti -- has been exposed as a criminal himself, the lat conning tower of USS Leftist-Coup-d'Etat has sunk below the waves."
Not to mention that the John Edwards precedent kills that entire line of argument completely. Trump made the payments out of his personal funds - legal, even if it was campaign contribution, since candidates are not limited as to personal expenditures. John Edwards made hush payments directly out of campaign funds, and he STILL was found not guilty of any campaign violations.
Btw, in the "It's a small world" dep't, do you know who was John Edwards top aide, the man in charge of making those payoffs at the time?
Current Virginia Lt. Governor "Bitch You KNOW You Wanted it!!!" Fairfax, that's who.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2019 02:09 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: fasting ace who is Gandhi now
If I lose any more bodily fluids I will be a pile of dust surrounded by clothing.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 25, 2019 02:09 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2019 02:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: fasting ace who is Gandhi now at March 25, 2019 02:07 PM (PbpT7)
...
So he had a deadman switch and launched the torpedoes.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 25, 2019 02:09 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 25, 2019 02:09 PM (oC40p)
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As Rush has observed, the Dem Party now is a subsidiary of and subservient to the MFM, not the other way around anymore.
Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 25, 2019 02:09 PM (IYElu)
But now that the lawyer behind her nuisance suit against Trump -- Avenatti -- has been exposed as a criminal himself, the lat conning tower of USS Leftist-Coup-d'Etat has sunk below the waves.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2019 02:05 PM (5tb4C)
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Their argument is that by using his own private funds to pay her off, his campaign benefited and therefore said payoff became a de facto campaign contribution to himself. This made it a misuse of campaign funds somehow. Not a case I would try and make as an attorney.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 25, 2019 02:09 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 02:09 PM (NLLmE)
Derp.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 02:10 PM (oVJmc)
No way Tucker will fit under the studio desk tonight.
they'll have to wheel out the third leg chair.
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Tucker show is going live, from the Capital Bar and Grill. His guest Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh.
Posted by: simplemind at March 25, 2019 02:10 PM (0VBQe)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 02:10 PM (BXMxN)
You say you want a media reckoning? Here's mine. ... New column: Serious journalists should be proud of -
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sure, we know you were just doing your duty to your cause. lying to the public to get where you guys want America to go. no problem with that right?
Your cause is just , maybe you should quit calling yourself a journalist . Ive read a job of journalist is to report information accurately. use investigative journalists to actually find truth, not truthiness.
I hope you learn to code
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2019 02:10 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at March 25, 2019 02:10 PM (Fs5vw)
Tmrw at 11 am ET, we will be holding a press conference to disclose a major high school/college basketball scandal perpetrated by @Nike that we have uncovered. This criminal conduct reaches the highest levels of Nike and involves some of the biggest names in college basketball.
wow, that is why this dropped so quickly
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2019 02:10 PM (vEIlU)
411 Posted by: fasting ace who is Gandhi now
you're not Gandhi until you start drinking your own pee
(not recommended)
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A Roman told me it will make your teeth white.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 25, 2019 02:11 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 02:09 PM (NLLmE)
I will never buy one of their products again. And that includes an iWatch.
But I do fuck with their products in the stores. Turn them around , hide them, switch shoes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 02:11 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 02:09 PM (bim/x)
I love the new Bud Light ad with the king getting out of the bath.
Put some pants on!
Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at March 25, 2019 02:11 PM (mf5HN)
If not, meh.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 02:07 PM (oVJmc
They waited until after his press conference on how he had the goods on Nike to arrest him for extorting Nike. That's Schadenlicious.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 25, 2019 02:11 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2019 01:53 PM (sy5kK)
I dunno. They've blotted their copybook pretty badly, and with all the lawsuits against them ... things look rough. They've lost an awful lot of credibility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 01:56 PM (B6Nsl)
Perhaps. But they still have that $500 million. And these days, credibility is cheap.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2019 02:11 PM (sy5kK)
Obviously he had a stash of Mk 14 torpedoes with Mk 6 detonators that when launched circled around and blew himself up. Wylie Coyote merely shakes his head.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2019 02:11 PM (RJHwk)
https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/
Ha!Aaaand it's already been reported to @jack:
@ChrisPack716
Chris Pack Retweeted Michael Avenatti
Hey @jack - does trying to extort a corporation for $20 million violate twitter's terms of service?
Your rules.
You will not like having to live by them.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 02:12 PM (W+vEI)
you're not Gandhi until you start drinking your own pee
(not recommended)
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A Roman told me it will make your teeth white.
With breath like that, who cares?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 02:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 02:12 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 02:09 PM (NLLmE)
They do have their own nuclear missiles
Posted by: josephistan at March 25, 2019 02:12 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 25, 2019 02:11 PM (2LelM)
yes that is true...well in relation to your skin which turns yellow
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 02:12 PM (bim/x)
They waited until after his press conference on how he had the goods on Nike to arrest him for extorting Nike. That's Schadenlicious.
It's Breitbartian.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 02:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: LASue at March 25, 2019 02:12 PM (XROPS)
Was Avenatti's home raided at 5 AM and he led off in handcuffs for conveniently-positioned Fox News cameras?
If not, meh.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 02:07 PM (oVJmc)
No. But Bubba and his pals at LA County Jail have already started trading Avenatti around like playing cards. Won't be long and Avenatti and Stormy Daniels can talk to each other about their capers and gapers.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2019 02:12 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2019 02:13 PM (RJHwk)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 02:13 PM (6qErC)
Michael Avenatti
Tmrw at 11 am ET, we will be holding a press conference to disclose
a major high school/college basketball scandal perpetrated by @Nike
that we have uncovered. This criminal conduct reaches the highest levels
of Nike and involves some of the biggest names in college basketball.
wow, that is why this dropped so quickly
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2019 02:10 PM (vEIlU)
Exhibit 1.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 02:13 PM (t6MX/)
L A C E W I G S
L A C E W I G S
L A C E W I G S
Posted by: Lace wigs at March 25, 2019 02:08 PM (mf5HN)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: MACHINES FOR SALE at March 25, 2019 02:13 PM (flINI)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 02:09 PM (NLLmE)
They do have their own nuclear missiles
Posted by: josephistan at March 25, 2019 02:12 PM (7HtZB)
I know what you did there
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2019 02:13 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: willow
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I wore my "#learntocode" shirt on my walk yesterday.
I love being right........
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2019 02:13 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 02:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2019 02:11 PM (sy5kK)
I assume that all of this is coming out now about the SPLC, at least to those idiots who did not know this already, because Dees et al got their grubby little paws a bit too deeply into the money.
Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at March 25, 2019 02:14 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2019 02:14 PM (RJHwk)
Posted by: kalllisto at March 25, 2019 02:14 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: WeBoned! at March 25, 2019 02:14 PM (Vsh+M)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 02:15 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 01:56 PM (B6Nsl)
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They've been moving a lot of money to offshore accounts in the Caribbean. I think they knew this was coming. As long as you keep the money is the important thing.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 25, 2019 02:15 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 02:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2019 02:10 PM (BXMxN)
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I'll let you know...
Posted by: Madonna at March 25, 2019 02:15 PM (flINI)
No way Tucker will fit under the studio desk tonight.
they'll have to wheel out the third leg chair.
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Tucker show is going live, from the Capital Bar and Grill. His guest Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh.
Posted by: simplemind at March 25, 2019 02:10 PM (0VBQe)
They're gonna get them some beer and broads.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 25, 2019 02:15 PM (RD7QR)
You say you want a media reckoning? Here's mine. ... New column: Serious journalists should be proud of -
It's kind of like being in a Pride Parade. If you can be proud of taking it in the ass, you can be proud this, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 02:15 PM (B6Nsl)
A lot of people are 'resigning' over there, not just the top man. And
donors are talking about how they kept giving money even though they
felt a bad vibe about the place and are changing their minds.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Question for the legal minds re: SPLC racket
If you are an employee, and quit the place, are you still required to appear in a civil proceeding?
And how about if you un-ass the jurisdiction?
Posted by: AoSHQ legal dept. at March 25, 2019 02:08 PM (rFmwm)
RICO Indictment against SPLC in 3....2....1....
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2019 02:15 PM (ymnmz)
Serve time in prison, then when you're released, you gotta go to ANOTHER prison.
hehehe....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 25, 2019 02:15 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: SH at March 25, 2019 02:15 PM (sX1BW)
Margaret Sullivan @Sulliview
You say you want a media reckoning? Here's mine. ... New column: Serious journalists should be proud of -
It's kind of like being in a Pride Parade. If you can be proud of taking it in the ass, you can be proud this, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 02:15 PM (B6Nsl)
Some one bring her some more Maypo.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 25, 2019 02:16 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I hope he's at least eating some soup. (broth)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 02:16 PM (NLLmE)
I love being right........
Posted by: nurse ratched
Saw a shirt I want. Wife won't let me get it.
"I work harder than an ugly stripper"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2019 02:16 PM (SAhpk)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 25, 2019 02:15 PM (2LelM)
I'm less concerned about the SPLC keeping the money than I am destroying them in their role as arbiter of what is and isn't a hate group.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 02:16 PM (B6Nsl)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 02:16 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 25, 2019 02:16 PM (qlY6f)
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 25, 2019 02:17 PM (Ox1Xf)
Posted by: LASue at March 25, 2019 02:12 PM (XROPS)
Spruance's Dauntless' just came over the Kido Butai with the Zeros at wavetop height and the decks loaded for a strike.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 25, 2019 02:17 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: m at March 25, 2019 02:17 PM (uXX7B)
If I stop slamming Trump, can I continue with my SJW scams?
But the real cleanup would be if they go after all the fake tax exempt Foundations, that are behind some of the HugeScams. ClintonFoundation is small potatoes ... need to start with the $18B Soros gave to his "charity/foundation" which seems completely about interfering in elections and controlling the MSM.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2019 02:17 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 25, 2019 02:09 PM (oC40p)
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Sadly agree -- it's going to be virtually impossible at this point to reverse the course after a century of communist takeover of indoctrination (formerly education) coupled with decades of third world illegal alien invasion and traitorous RINO politicians well-established. Not to mention the inevitable economic catastrophe of the national debt implosion someday ...
But, yeah, we have no choice but to keep fighting -- literally and eventually figuratively.
Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 25, 2019 02:17 PM (IYElu)
Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at March 25, 2019 02:14 PM (mf5HN)
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The Bingles put Dees net worth at $16 million. Gotta believe that what funds he's sent on a Caribbean vacation over the years, there should be a 2 or 3 in front of that number.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 25, 2019 02:17 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2019 02:17 PM (RJHwk)
Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra
Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) claims that Muslims in the U.S. are "second-class citizens," encourages them to "raise hell, make people uncomfortable"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 02:17 PM (aKsyK)
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Yeah, there really is no downside to who comes down the hardest.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2019 02:17 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2019 02:18 PM (ju9gW)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 02:18 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 02:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2019 02:18 PM (vEIlU)
I wore my "#learntocode" shirt on my walk yesterday.
I love being right........
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2019 02:13 PM (d7Ww2)
I want that t shirt!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 25, 2019 02:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jim Scrummy at March 25, 2019 02:18 PM (VjPp6)
Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2019 02:09 PM (NLLmE)
They do have their own nuclear missiles
Posted by: josephistan at March 25, 2019 02:12 PM (7HtZB)
I know what you did there
Posted by: Nevergiveup
One of the most spectacular walks in California is to follow the trails to all the Nike launch sites in the Marin Headlands, across from San Francisco. The vistas of the Golden Gate Bridge and the ocean and the Bay Area are incredible. Those nukes had million-dollar views!
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2019 02:18 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2019 02:18 PM (RJHwk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 02:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 25, 2019 02:19 PM (WNAuL)
486 I would love to bottle the last 24 hours! THIS IS THE BEST!
Posted by: Jim Scrummy at March 25, 2019 02:18 PM (VjPp6)
It simply has been delicious.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 25, 2019 02:19 PM (TdMsT)
While I agree, this does shake the left up and make the press less powerful in shaping opinion.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 02:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: x at March 25, 2019 02:19 PM (nFwvY)
obtained bank loans by admitting phony info
didn't file taxes
...
live
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2019 02:19 PM (vEIlU)
Oh fuck me. That tweet from Avenatti right before the Feds lowered the
boom is so fucking choice... I will have a 4-hour schadenboner that may
require medical attention because of this.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 25, 2019 02:18 PM (ju9gW)
Pfizer's stock takes a hit today after this weekend's news. Viagra sales in a free fall.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2019 02:19 PM (jxbfJ)
His law license should be thoroughly dead now, too.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 25, 2019 02:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2019 02:20 PM (t6MX/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRVhtVCfzo8
(jump to .32 if you're in a hurry)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2019 02:20 PM (Z4rgH)
Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) claims that Muslims in the U.S. are "second-class citizens," encourages them to "raise hell, make people uncomfortable"
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Fundraising with CAIR and tweeting this stuff non-stop.
At least people can see her for what she is and decide if this is still the Democrat party they want to be part of. No more denials and cutesy euphemisms hiding their Jew-hatred.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2019 02:20 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2019 02:20 PM (4AeKb)
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 25, 2019 02:20 PM (BqBId)
Software has never more important to the world, and I don't want these simpering fools anywhere near it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2019 02:20 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2019 02:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2019 02:20 PM (vEIlU)
Between Nike and Lori Loughlin, maybe it's time for a DoJ inquisition to clear out college sports.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
The "non-profit" NCAA is long over due for a Fed Colonoscopy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 25, 2019 02:21 PM (WNAuL)
Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2019 02:21 PM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 25, 2019 02:21 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Henry Kissinger at March 25, 2019 02:21 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 25, 2019 02:21 PM (784ZQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 02:21 PM (B6Nsl)
Since I just got here and don't have time to read all the comments before the next post drops on us, has Ace finally had breakfast, or lunch, or dinner, or a little nosh of something?
Come on now, you don't want to end up looking like Karen Carpenter do you? Eat, eat some food!
Posted by: Boots at March 25, 2019 02:22 PM (e9omi)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 25, 2019 02:22 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MITT ROMNEY at March 25, 2019 01:59 PM (r9UYA)
Already, the cavalry is on maneuvers:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=mk4XB2wZqF4
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2019 02:22 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 25, 2019 02:23 PM (784ZQ)
Margaret Sullivan @Sulliview"
Who?
Posted by: Anon a mouse
She works in the shop around the corner.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 02:23 PM (aKsyK)
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She must have been a remarkable shot.
Posted by: josephistan at March 25, 2019 02:23 PM (7HtZB)
Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra
Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) claims that Muslims in the U.S. are "second-class citizens," encourages them to "raise hell, make people uncomfortable"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 02:17 PM (aKsyK)
Some people are going to regret that advice, and some of them might be innocent.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 25, 2019 02:23 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: kalllisto at March 25, 2019 02:24 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 25, 2019 02:21 PM (784ZQ)
Ooo, that sounds way more fun than palm reading!
Posted by: Shep! at March 25, 2019 02:24 PM (7HtZB)
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She must have been a remarkable shot.
Posted by: josephistan
Not everyone can defend a child molestor that's been dead for years. Or would be dumb enough to attempt it.
Posted by: Hooray for Hollywood at March 25, 2019 02:24 PM (rFmwm)
Posted by: Bert G at March 25, 2019 02:25 PM (tOP4K)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 25, 2019 02:25 PM (6qErC)
Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra
Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) claims that Muslims in the U.S. are "second-class citizens," encourages them to "raise hell, make people uncomfortable"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 02:17 PM (aKsyK)
The masks are not just off, the fools are fully in charge of the asylum.
A national party led by AOC and Omar are going to make for some hilarious election results.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 25, 2019 02:26 PM (MPuQT)
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 25, 2019 02:26 PM (Ox1Xf)
This is starting out to be a great week.
Now if only a meteor would smash into Rosey O'Donald . . . .
Posted by: President Donald Trump at March 25, 2019 02:27 PM (8Ls/+)
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 25, 2019 02:29 PM (Ox1Xf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2019 02:17 PM (aKsyK)
Not true.
They're third-class citizens.
Oh, hell, who am I kidding? They're not citizens at all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 25, 2019 02:30 PM (B6Nsl)
Yes. you'll know when you are there when a banner shoots out, unrolls itself and reads
'WINNING'
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2019 02:31 PM (iHsPU)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 25, 2019 02:31 PM (8Ls/+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2019 02:33 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 25, 2019 02:20 PM (vEIlU)
Had.
He bankrupted it, after getting someone else to buy it out of BK court.
He kept all the sales receipts and never paid his vendors or landlords. Nor did he pay his employees at the end, until they quit.
Look up Tully's Coffee.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 25, 2019 02:33 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 25, 2019 02:34 PM (WRSbt)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2019 02:34 PM (g8sp1)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 25, 2019 02:35 PM (aWjrD)
Posted by: LASue
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It's Colin "Bomber" Harris wrestling himself!
Posted by: RKae at March 25, 2019 02:37 PM (gpZas)
Jerry No-nadsler being heckled, this is hilarious.
https://tinyurl.com/yxdvt4co
Posted by: WeBoned! at March 25, 2019 02:14 PM (Vsh+M)
His eyebrows have a mind of their own.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 25, 2019 02:38 PM (DIyMv)
http://tinyurl.com/y9v9yhl3
Posted by: The Committee to Elect Avenatti at March 25, 2019 02:39 PM (3cq8T)
LOL. Good times.
Posted by: Cheri at March 25, 2019 02:43 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Anotheranon at March 25, 2019 02:52 PM (dt/l9)
Software has never more important to the world, and I don't want these simpering fools anywhere near it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
pssst ... It's not software ... it's "drink more ovaltine".
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 25, 2019 02:53 PM (LPnfS)
quite fine. In fact, extortion codes have a specific exemption to permit threats made to gain money when there's a proper legal justification (Retract that or I'll sue you to kingdom come!, etc.).
That will be his case.
That said, if the lawyer really has no genuine basis...
and here it sounds like he was self-dealing, not for his client, but purely for himself. First of all, that's automatic disbarment.
But more importantly, it means his threat did NOT have a proper legal basis because there is no legal basis for a lawyer to just say "give ME the money or I'll make your life hell." You can say "Give my CLIENT money," but when you say "give ME the money and I'll go away," now you've left any role as a lawyer and now you're just a shakedown artist.
Posted by: fasting ace who is Gandhi now at March 25, 2019 03:00 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2019 03:04 PM (CDGwz)
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There's no real danger, even the kiddies who have been at it for years don't know what they are doing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2019 03:06 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Sherpa_k2 at March 25, 2019 04:10 PM (BsCoj)
Posted by: JDubb at March 25, 2019 04:21 PM (waM0p)
Geragos is a CNN legal analyst. Is CNN reporting this?
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 25, 2019 04:27 PM (Ox1Xf)
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at March 25, 2019 04:27 PM (5Rikf)
I suppose for now i'll settle for bookmarking and adding your RSS feed
to my Google account. I look forward to new updates and
will share this website with my Facebook group. Talk soon!
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