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NPR: AG Barr Has Received the Mueller Report
Barr Confirms He's Reviewing It

Tweets below.

I know there's a lot of stomping going on but this is pretty big.

Update: A commenter says that Eric Swallwell is already saying Congress won't accept this report until Mueller swears under oath it is accurate and that he wasn't pressured, etc., so you know this is really great for the Democrats and Pierre Omidyar's Cabin Boys.

Also, alex the chick points out this timing:

92 Sent over after 5:00 p.m. On a Friday. On the Friday of what is pretty much the biggest sports weekend of the year. After 5:00 p.m. on a Friday during a time when it's a running joke about how nothing will get done because everyone is watching basketball.

Oh yeah this is going to be a huge blockbuster and prove treason by Trump.

Yup yup yup yup.

Here's a Long Distance Dedication in Sympathy to the media conspiracists and NeverTrump ladyboys.

I figure they love this song, and it's sad and melodramatic, and you really feel it in your butthole.

NAILED IT: The accurately-screennamed Soothsayer prophecizes the future:

Here's the spin:

It's What's Not In Mueller's Report That Is Important





For The Bulwark Boyz to cry along to:

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:15 PM




Comments

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1 1

Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2019 05:17 PM (AMIL/)

2 Ludi incipit!

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 05:17 PM (AM1GF)

3 Frist!

Posted by: DanMan at March 22, 2019 05:17 PM (XTiHL)

4 Certainly Drumpf is finished now.

*sarc*

Posted by: The Institute at March 22, 2019 05:17 PM (nGsFZ)

5 WE'RE CLOSING IN!!!!

Posted by: The Walls at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (PbpT7)

6 Just skip to the conclusion.

Posted by: DanMan at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (XTiHL)

7 Impeachment any minute now!!

- Mika

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (dm05u)

8 >>>2 Ludi incipit!

what's this mean?

Happiness begins?

Posted by: The Walls at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (PbpT7)

9 almost there!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (sy5kK)

10 We're Coming OFF!!!

Posted by: The Wheels at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (RKQ/v)

11 5 PM, on a Friday, during March Madness. I'm thinking Trump's doomed.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (4e+hS)

12 It's gonna be an early night... Walls are closing in...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (O2RFr)

13 Report 1 of. 3.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (1g7ch)

14 Who will be the first bluecheck libtard to tweet that their 5-year-old is devastated over the Mueller report?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (xPl2J)

15 It is beer o'clock on the east coast. Mueller Time!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (sy5kK)

16 Mueller? Who?

Posted by: Weasel at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (Tbklz)

17 I'm tightening.

Posted by: The noose at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (bEdgw)

18 Bombshell!

--CNN

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (trMj1)

19 Sekulow and Giuliani now

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (NFEMn)

20 *Libtards start building gallows*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (0rsWa)

21 Can we pass out sweets now.

Bro Fo Omar

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (1g7ch)

22 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (5qdFy)

23 Principle is not principal, you NPR chumps.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (t+qrx)

24 5pm on Friday?

Posted by: Ha at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (MAstk)

25 The Walls are closing in on Trump

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (dKiJG)

26 Just skip to the conclusion.

Posted by: DanMan at March 22, 2019 05:18 PM (XTiHL)


OK. OrangeMan guilty! No matter what Mueller says! We know Trump's owned by Putin!!! Waaaah!

Posted by: Schiff, et al at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (AMIL/)

27 A late Friday dump? Talk about downplaying.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (Qi4Ix)

28 time to appoint a new SC to prosecute the coup plotters and conspirators

Posted by: x at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (nFwvY)

29 Unless they were quoting a release verbatim or something.

Anyway it's the wrong word.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (t+qrx)

30 16
Mueller? Who?

Posted by: Weasel at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (Tbklz)

Anybody? Anybody? Mueller?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (0rsWa)

31 17 I'm tightening.
Posted by: The noose at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (bEdgw)

me too.

Posted by: Adam Schiff's bunghole at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (sy5kK)

32 >>>22 and so it begins
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (5qdFy)

good to have you back

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (PbpT7)

33 I won't but are there any intrepid horde members monitoring CNN or MSNBC?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (NFEMn)

34 The wheels are closing in!

The walls are derailed!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (TN1P5)

35 Well at least I will have something to listen to while drive no hem on sunday

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (oOwhS)

36 I'M GATHERING!!!!

Posted by: The Storm at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (PbpT7)

37 What? No leaks yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (O2RFr)

38
Mueller? Who?

Posted by: Weasel at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM (Tbklz)

Anybody? Anybody? Mueller?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (0rsWa)
--------
How many pages in the report? Any pictures?

Posted by: Weasel at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (Tbklz)

39 "as soon as this weekend"


HA!!!!!!

"There's nothing in here, is there Bob?"

"No, Bill. No there isn't."

"OK, thanks. See ya Monday Bob."

"See ya, Bill."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (Ct55T)

40 Well this is awkward.

Posted by: Adam "Shifty" Schiff at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (ZTJjv)

41 So Mueller does a Friday dump. The sound of a double decker deuce hitting the floor.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (H4ZHm)

42 Mark Warner is an asshole

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (NFEMn)

43 So this is how it ends...

Posted by: Guy who always thinks it's ending at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (gC2IV)

44 23 Principle is not principal, you NPR chumps.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 05:20 PM (t+qrx)

Can we eat all the seed corn?

YUM!

Posted by: Democrats who don't understand farming at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (sy5kK)

45 No more indictments per Twitter Folk.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (4e+hS)

46 @33: "I won't but are there any intrepid horde members monitoring CNN or MSNBC?"

I just switched over from FNC to MSNBC.

Will update if anything notable happens.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (I/iGu)

47 SWhat? No leaks yet?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (O2RFr)

???? Hey I took a great leak when I got back to my hotel room

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (oOwhS)

48 Oh, those are going to be some HIGHLY disappointed pussy-hatters.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (RD7QR)

49 OT:

Deep Thoughts and political analysis from Allahpundit:

One source quoted here thinks Republicans are likely to lose the popular vote in election after election for the foreseeable future thanks to the Democratic skew of the most populous states.

Allapundit apparently missed the memo that noted that seven of the ten most populous states voted for Trump last time around.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (I2/tG)

50 I hope Trump is absolutely insufferable trolling everyone after Mueller comes up empty handed.

And Trump should pardon every single person caught up in this silly investigation. People's live have been ruined because they were simply in Trump's orbit.

Posted by: Blago at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (UfkIY)

51 Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

Posted by: Donald J Trump ready to kick some ass at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (/tuJf)

52 I just switched over from FNC to MSNBC.

Will update if anything notable happens.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (I/iGu)
------

You're a better man than me.

Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (G0vdT)

53 I go away to boil some pasta and come back to not one, not two, but THREE new posts?

Posted by: JEM at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (8erNz)

54 what's this mean?

Happiness begins?

Posted by: The Walls


If I had spelled it properly?

"Let the games begin..."

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (AM1GF)

55 Not diarrhea, not terrible constipation, but a fart.

Posted by: Viator at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (Ueq18)

56 How many Mueller prayer candles gonna be smashed against the walls this weekend?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (4AeKb)

57 Mark my words -- this will end in tears.

Posted by: guy who's always worrying about how things end and crying at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (PbpT7)

58 No more indictments per Twitter Folk

There should be a bunch... Brennan, Hillary, Podesta, Clapper,Comey,Strozk.......

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (O2RFr)

59 Some nutty guy who lives close to the college our son had been attending- and who's part of the 'Resistance", and who has 20 anti Trump signs outside his house, signs which he changes every so often has a big sign saying "It's Mueller Time!!!" He may slit his wrists if the long awaited report doesn't mean that Trump will be impeached and removed from office because " Trump is a CON job" (that's another one of his signs).

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (AllCR)

60 Mark Warner is an asshole
Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (NFEMn)

No he is the pusstual wart on an asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (oOwhS)

61 Mueller will come!

Posted by: GalosGann at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (Dl9Eq)

62 It's the beginning of the prelude to the middle of the end.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (NLLmE)

63 ow!

Posted by: Godzilla at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (LL1Be)

64 En Fuego!

Posted by: Guy who always shputs En Fuego! at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (gC2IV)

65
The walls are coming off the closing in wheels

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (OLCnA)

66 How many pages in the report? Any pictures?

Posted by: Weasel at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (Tbklz)

Someone photocopied their ass and slipped it in there. Musta had some time on their hands...and well Friday Happy Hour.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (0rsWa)

67 Barr should withhold the summary, and only issue the report itself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (oVJmc)

68 So does Trump get a copy of the report?

Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (G0vdT)

69 Ready to welcome all of the Leftists!

Posted by: Suicide Booth at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (RKQ/v)

70 57 Mark my words -- this will end in tears.

Posted by: guy who's always worrying about how things end and crying at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (PbpT7)

Everything always does.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (4ErVI)

71 The wheels on the dam are about to burst, or something.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (Mouru)

72 Beat me to it! Not just Friday, right around 4:00 EST on Friday.

41
So Mueller does a Friday dump. The sound of a double decker deuce hitting the floor.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 22, 2019 05:22 PM (H4ZHm)

Posted by: MegaMagaMinion at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (7seny)

73 Hard to believe a word.

One way or the other.

Scum.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (OE84+)

74 Mueller will come!
Posted by: GalosGann



Mein Fuhrer.....

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (NLLmE)

75 57 Mark my words -- this will end in tears.

And oh, how I eagerly await lapping them up.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (4AeKb)

76 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (dd9DS)

77 Looks like an early night.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (LL1Be)

78 My boss will be crushed.

She's been positive that Mueller would personally be lashing Trump in his tumbrel on his way to the National Razor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (AzW6q)

79 @49: "Allahpundit apparently missed the memo that noted that seven of the ten most populous states voted for Trump last time around."

Sounds like a Democrat presidential candidate staffer trolling and trying to create momentum for the whole let's blow up the electoral college thing.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (I/iGu)

80 Who's got Mueller in their Dead Pool? Stay away from Ft. Marcy Park, Mueller.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (t6MX/)

81 So....Trump not indicted, Jr not indicted. The Left is in for another month at the therapist's.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (4e+hS)

82 This is going to fun to watch as the report is nothing and the left freak out. Meanwhile CNN and MSNBC will go into overtime trying to say that doesn't matter and pound the table harder.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (39g3+)

83 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentleman.

Posted by: guy who's definitely not Shephard Smith at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (PbpT7)

84 52 I just switched over from FNC to MSNBC.

Will update if anything notable happens.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (I/iGu)
------

You're a better man than me.
Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (G0vdT)


Have they changed the subject to Trump's tax returns yet?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (sy5kK)

85 LOL did someone ttake a phone call on air ar CNN

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (dKiJG)

86 No he is the pusstual wart on an asshole
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (oOwhS)

There's a wart on the asshole at the bottom of the Senate.
There's a wart on the asshole at the bottom of the Senate....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (Ct55T)

87 ATC made a good point.

March Madness opening weekend.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (OE84+)

88 GRID YOUR LIONS

Posted by: hogmartin occasionally says grid your lions at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (t+qrx)

89

Time to defund NPR

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (OLCnA)

90
Basically, this needs to be released in it's full un-redacted form along with the President releasing all of the information that Nunes and his committee was after to illustrate to the American people what a farce this whole thing was.
Posted by: John The Savage at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (qxq6t)


There are probably innocent people who will be damaged if the report is released full and unredacted.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (TAmPV)

91 So does Trump get a copy of the report?
Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (G0vdT)



He can buy a copy in the DOJ Gift Shop just like anyone else.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (Mouru)

92 Sent over after 5:00 p.m. On a Friday. On the Friday of what is pretty much the biggest sports weekend of the year. After 5:00 p.m. on a Friday during a time when it's a running joke about how nothing will get done because everyone is watching basketball.

Oh yeah this is going to be a huge blockbuster and prove treason by Trump.

Yup. Yup yup.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (GbPPJ)

93 Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:23 PM (4AeKb

That is so weird. A Mueller prayer candle? He's not a dead person who's been declared a Saint; He's not Jesus and he's certainly not the Virgin Mary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (AllCR)

94 Has Yo! chimed in yet? He usually has a blistering insight on these matters.

Posted by: Kensington at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (y87jW)

95 Warner releases statement "Warning" Trump "Not to COVER UP the results of the Mueller Report"

This after Trump has already said he thinks the report should be made public.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (NFEMn)

96 How many of these people in high dudgeon over foreign influence in our elections know anything about ChinaGate?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (oVJmc)

97 It reads like 'The Titanic, Part II'

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (YslsA)

98 2 and a half years of this bullshit that we all knew was bullshit, but will the real russian collusion of Hillary be in this report, the spies, the illegal wire-tapping, the FISA abuse?..... nah, bro.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (r+sAi)

99 I sense a disturbance, where a million pink pussy hats screamed and self-combusted on the spot.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (0QYMt)

100 One source quoted here thinks Republicans are likely to lose the popular vote in election after election for the foreseeable future thanks to the Democratic skew of the most populous states.

A short night for Trump, no path to the electoral college win, Florida up for Hillary by 15 points, etc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (39g3+)

101 71 The wheels on the dam are about to burst, or something.

No, sorry. They go round and round, round and round, all though the town.

Posted by: JEM at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (8erNz)

102

I heard some talking head say there will be something for the Trump haters and something for the Trump supporters.

Mueller will perhaps try to wordsmith it that way, but the end result will be Trump on the stump with a victory sign.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (vEIlU)

103 on MSNBC, Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't pressured ...

Posted by: Schiff, et al at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AMIL/)

104


Today Mueller

https://tinyurl.com/y2re9aul

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (aKsyK)

105 >>o does Trump get a copy of the report?

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (/tuJf)

106 Well, these pants aren't going to soil themselves!

Posted by: Unsoiled Pants at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (y87jW)

107 75 57 Mark my words -- this will end in tears.

And oh, how I eagerly await lapping them up.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (4AeKb)


Obligatory.


Trump eating lib tears.


https://youtu.be/BD7uyblt94M

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (t6MX/)

108 Why do all the lefty female protesters look so much alike?

Dark hair, dark dorky glasses, permanent frowny face and a bit of chub if not outright disgusting flowing fat flaps.

Is it the fact they're sitting at home all the time drawing their disability SS? (from Daddy's death as SS or from their diagnosis of unemployable mental illness) And thus are available and willing to take that under the counter cash for protesting and carrying signs.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (vhXcf)

109 Meanwhile widespread foreign influence on our elections goes on every vote with illegals voting...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (39g3+)

110 Yeah, but on to the important stuff.


What is Martha Radditz saying about this?


Or is she just blubbering at her news desk?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (sy5kK)

111 You know they're gonna have to say something nasty about Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (O2RFr)

112 The real investigation is about to begin - Donald Trump*


*quote may have been created for dramatic effect

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (4e+hS)

113 78
My boss will be crushed.



She's been positive that Mueller would personally be lashing Trump in his tumbrel on his way to the National Razor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (AzW6q)

That's a damned shame.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (t6MX/)

114 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentleman.

Why?
I mean
Why WHATEVER do you MEAN? ha
ha

Posted by: Corey Booker at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (LL1Be)

115 So are the walls closing in on the wheels?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (RD7QR)

116 Who is Mueller and what is he reporting on?

Posted by: MSM at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (MxEKc)

117 For shits and giggles, I tuned in to CNN and MSNBC briefly. The atmosphere in those snake pits is as you'd expect.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

118 Trump needs to issue some Pardons on Saturday.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (dKiJG)

119 n MSNBC, Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't pressured ...
Posted by: Schiff, et al at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AMIL/)

Grasping. At. Straws.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (NFEMn)

120 He may slit his wrists if the long awaited report
doesn't mean that Trump will be impeached and removed from office
because " Trump is a CON job" (that's another one of his signs).

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 05:24 PM (AllCR)

*types**deletes*
...only because its you Fen...and you know, it was hatefull

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (0rsWa)

121 after 5:00 p.m. On a Friday. On the Friday of what is pretty much the biggest sports weekend of the year. After 5:00 p.m. on a Friday during a time when it's a running joke about how nothing will get done because everyone is watching basketball.

--

That way they can say it is devastating to Trump, while knowing nobody but a few will ever read a word of it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (YslsA)

122 Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't pressured ...
Posted by: Schiff, et al at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AMIL/)

He is a particularly nasty cunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (oOwhS)

123 The thing we know absolutely now - Stone was the last Indictment the Mueller team had. That was the reason for the big Dog and Pony Show, which was what most of us suspected from the start.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (Kpl3J)

124 My boss will be crushed.

She's been positive that Mueller would personally be lashing Trump in his tumbrel on his way to the National Razor.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (AzW6q)



Mine too. His TDS is at 11. He was ranting at the TV earlier today about Steve Moore

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (OLCnA)

125 Is anybody jumping off of buildings yet?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (xPl2J)

126 this is not the end. it's not even the beginning of the end. but perhaps it is the end of the beginning

Posted by: guy who thinks he's Churchill at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (nFwvY)

127 may be in a position to advise you of the special counsel's principle conclusions as soon as this weekend

Should I wait here or just go home and come back tomorrow?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (YJn4J)

128 The train wheels are about to fall off the track.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (TnkfX)

129 >>I go away to boil some pasta and come back to not one, not two, but THREE new posts?





Posted by: JEM
Should have gone with Molto al dente pasta. Would have been back sooner.

Posted by: Aviator at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (e7Ngv)

130 What if it's written in such a way as to make Trump look bad?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (RBOtF)

131 2 and a half years of this bullshit that we all knew was bullshit, but will the real russian collusion of Hillary be in this report, the spies, the illegal wire-tapping, the FISA abuse?..... nah, bro.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (r+sAi)

Statute of Limitations bitch.

See Lois Lerner.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (OE84+)

132 Sent over after 5:00 p.m. On a Friday. On the Friday of what is pretty much the biggest sports weekend of the year. After 5:00 p.m. on a Friday during a time when it's a running joke about how nothing will get done because everyone is watching basketball.

Oh yeah this is going to be a huge blockbuster and prove treason by Trump.

Yup. Yup yup.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (GbPPJ)


Missed the full moon by one day.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (vEIlU)

133 Cue the *sad oboe* sound effect.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (Mouru)

134 The wheels are coming off the chair.


Repeat: The wheels are coming off the chair.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

135 Not saying do it this weekend, but Trump. Ow needs to fire every US Attorney he didn't appoint.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (gC2IV)

136 Mark my words. By 9:00 some talking head or pundit or Democrat is going to accuse Trump of "obstructing" Justice by pressuring Mueller.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (NFEMn)

137 What if it's written in such a way as to make Trump look bad?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (RBOtF)

-----

Well, that's a given.

I'd be surprised if it weren't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (AzW6q)

138 Mine too. His TDS is at 11. He was ranting at the TV earlier today about Steve Moore

Take names.

Posted by: Pol Pot (miss me yet?) at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (8erNz)

139
Mueller Time is here, then.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (kgAmS)

140 So, will it be "democracy died tonight" crying guy from WI?

Or fat girl yelling at the sky and crying after Trump's inauguration?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (TN1P5)

141 Let us not forget, Murderin' Hillary is still free as a bird.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

142 Mine too. His TDS is at 11. He was ranting at the TV earlier today about Steve Moore
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (OLCnA)

heh.

My bosses are all pretty pro-Trump. Whole company is, really...

It's fun.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (Ct55T)

143 n MSNBC, Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller
testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't pressured ...


So he's saying Mueller lied?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

144 ...no smoking gun but we know he is guilty. IMPEACH...

Posted by: Von Muella at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (nzKWW)

145 Who will be the first bluecheck libtard to tweet that their 5-year-old is devastated over the Mueller report?
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 05:19 PM



THREADWINNER. Let's move on.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (786Ro)

146
Grasping. At. Straws.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (NFEMn)

Trump Bans Straws.

Oh My God we need to bring back straws

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (dKiJG)

147 Obviously, if there was something of any substance in the report it wouldn't be submitted at 5 pm on a Friday, and CNN would have been leaked and running with the bombshell right now.

Posted by: metaps at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (+/dRU)

148 I am ready to seize...

and am limbering up for the inevitable pouncing.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (XROPS)

149 Trump is approaching some wheels at the end of the road.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (Mouru)

150 MSNBC, Swalwell says Congress will not accept the
report until Mueller testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't
pressured ...

Posted by: Schiff, et al at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AMIL/)



Grasping. At. Straws.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (NFEMn

Agreed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (0QYMt)

151 I'm trying to watch the Buffalo-AZ State game but damn I'm torn. Guess I can watch the butthurt on CNN & MSNBC later....

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (4AeKb)

152 The walls are closing in on the wheels of the dams that are bursting.


Seize that reichwinger.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (NLLmE)

153 I hope Trump does one of those wrestling type entrances like he did after he won. Remember that? Lotsa bombastic patriotic music and then the silhouette of the man himself.

This time around they could put up a yuge TRUMP VINDICATED flashing sign on the Lincoln Memorial or something.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (4ErVI)

154 How long until Swalwell, Schiff, Rachel Madcow, etc begin saying Mueller is owned by Putin?

Sunday?


Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (AMIL/)

155 She's been positive that Mueller would personally be lashing Trump in his tumbrel on his way to the National Razor.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (AzW6q)
-------------------

I once had a boss that was mentally unstable. I made the unfortunate mistake of making her look like the idiot she was.

Fortunately, I was able to move on to another job before she was able to get rid of me.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (WEBkv)

156 119 n MSNBC, Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't pressured ...
Posted by: Schiff, et al at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AMIL/)

Grasping. At. Straws.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM

Swallowitall is missing the point - it doesn't matter whether Congress "accepts" it or not. Here it is, take it or leave it, that's all you're getting. If you want to be all Pouty McPoutyface about it, well that's your problem.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)

157 Mine too. His TDS is at 11. He was ranting at the TV earlier today about Steve Moore

Take names.
Posted by: Pol Pot (miss me yet?) at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (8erNz)

Mine ain't. Thank the Lord.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (OE84+)

158 It doesn't matter, Barr is a Nazi of course

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (GeRdb)

159 Swalwell just needs to go full Swallowswell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (ptqGC)

160 Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM (Ct55T)

--------

I work in the marketing industry. In Denver. The only Trump supporters I ever meet are cabbies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (AzW6q)

161 Good g-d Perino is a dope

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (oOwhS)

162 My boss will be crushed.

She's been positive that Mueller would personally be lashing Trump in his tumbrel on his way to the National Razor.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (AzW6q)



Mine too. His TDS is at 11. He was ranting at the TV earlier today about Steve Moore
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (OLCnA)
************
Just curious....
Do your bosses know y'all are Conservatives?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (RBOtF)

163 Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller testifies to its veracity


Is there some kind of acceptance ceremony involved? Tall hats, swords, that kind of thing?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (5qdFy)

164 Perino should stop fucking the chicken she's fucking right now and start fucking a real dick,

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)

165 The coup wanted a 1000 page term paper on Why Trump is Guilty.

Mueller could only turn in a 1000 pages by double spacing and typing in 16 size font.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (7PXtO)

166 Oh crap. Does this I'm supposed to start raining indictments all over the coup plotters now? Jeff promised I wouldn't really have to.

Posted by: Huber at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (786Ro)

167 125 Is anybody jumping off of buildings yet?
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (xPl2J)

Dems and #Nevers, only one thing left for you to do.



Might as well JUMP!

Go ahead and JUMP!

Posted by: Van Halen at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (sy5kK)

168
Who will be the first bluecheck libtard to tweet that their 5-year-old is devastated over the Mueller report?
Posted by: Mark1971


What about the elderly who died while waiting for it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (aKsyK)

169 The comments from the Left on this are so vile and disgusting, I'm really going to enjoy the Jonestown moment that comes when they figure out the Democrats plan for impeachment didn't work.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (Y7Sl0)

170 Damn. I gotta go fix up to go to dinner with my husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (ptqGC)

171 On MSNBC, Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller
testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't pressured


Why?


Is Swallowsdick gonna nuke him if he doesn't?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (LL1Be)

172 The wheels on Trump's train have gone off the tracks and right through a wall that was closing in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (Mouru)

173 @119: "Grasping. At. Straws."

The fact that Chuck Todd was interviewing Swalwell rather than Schiff says something. It'll be interesting to see who makes the Sunday morning talk show rounds for the Democrats. If this is truly a nothing burger, then some of the big hitters might wanna keep their distance.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (I/iGu)

174 So is Mueller gone on Monday?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (vEIlU)

175 Swallowell's so desperate.

What's he gonna do, drag Mueller in front of Congress to raise his right hand and state "I do solemnly swear Orange Man Bad didn't pressure me?"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (4AeKb)

176 "Congress" not accepting it refers to AOC and her bffs? Or the Senate?

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (XROPS)

177 How long is this report?. If I were Barr I'd rather have alcohol of my choice and look at March Madness games.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (AllCR)

178 134 The wheels are coming off the chair.


Repeat: The wheels are coming off the chair.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)
--------
Like a cricket on a hubcap!

Posted by: Weasel at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (Tbklz)

179 Swallowitall is missing the point - it doesn't matter whether Congress "accepts" it or not. Here it is, take it or leave it, that's all you're getting. If you want to be all Pouty McPoutyface about it, well that's your problem.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)

Right, but he wants Mueller to come before Congress to testify that he wasn't "pressured" by Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (NFEMn)

180 Good g-d Perino is a dope
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (oOwhS)
***********
What did she say now?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (RBOtF)

181 >>So is Mueller gone on Monday?

For all intents he is gone now.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (/tuJf)

182 I'm with you fellas on the timing probably means Mueller found zip like we all knew, but it will be interesting to see if he throws in some lines for the Leftists to say.... guilty, but not enough evidence.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (r+sAi)

183 Kill me now.
Bret Baier to Juan effin' Williams, "Your thoughts?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)

184 That is so weird. A Mueller prayer candle? He's not
a dead person who's been declared a Saint; He's not Jesus and he's
certainly not the Virgin Mary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (AllCR)

He is when your religion is leftist politics.
https://tinyurl.com/yxb4rgwn

Posted by: Bert G at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (OMsf+)

185 103 on MSNBC, Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't pressured ...
Posted by: Schiff, et al at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AMIL/)

So this is how they're going to explain away the nothingness of the report--Mueller was pressured/threatened?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (RD7QR)

186 How long until Swalwell, Schiff, Rachel Madcow, etc begin saying Mueller is owned by Putin?



Sunday?


But Hillary, of course, was vindicated by Comey.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (oVJmc)

187 Mueller could only turn in a 1000 pages by double spacing and typing in 16 size font.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:31 PM (7PXtO)


He put pictures in and used the word "very" 37,823 times.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (YJn4J)

188 Just curious....
Do your bosses know y'all are Conservatives?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (RBOtF)


I don't talk politics at the office.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (OLCnA)

189
What's purina saying?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (kgAmS)

190 Mueller was intimidated by Trump!Impeach

Posted by: Maxine,wig hat,Watters at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (O2RFr)

191
I work in the marketing industry. In Denver. The only Trump supporters I ever meet are cabbies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (AzW6q)


That's both funny and sad at the same time. I'm not in your industry, but I am in the Seattle area. I know exactly what you mean.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (sy5kK)

192 >So is Mueller gone on Monday?

For all intents he is gone now.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (/tuJf)



Yeah, but I'm wondering whether he gets paid for a full day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (Mouru)

193 Now Juan Williams is acting like Barr and Rosenstein meeting Trump at the WH yesterday was suspicious.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (NFEMn)

194 8 I am ready to seize...

and am limbering up for the inevitable pouncing.



I'll see your pouncing seizure and raise you a wielding of the Mueller Report to bludgeon Democrats.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (TnkfX)

195 From the Daily Mail:
Delta Airlines passenger shares photo of mother-daughter pilot team and the internet can't get enough of it...
And you thought it was rough when your dad taught you to drive a stick.

Posted by: Downcast at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (ZB6Kr)

196 Would it be cruel and vindictive to taunt liberals with the utter lack of meaningful content of the report? Because that is what I want.

Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (MxEKc)

197 Kill me now.
Bret Baier to Juan effin' Williams, "Your thoughts?"


"Doritos are yummy."

"mmm Doritos"

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (LL1Be)

198 @156: "If you want to be all Pouty McPoutyface about it, well that's your problem."

Swalwell was asked if they'd subpoena Mueller if he wouldn't voluntarily testify. Swalwell had been trying to sound tough from word one, but he punted on the question.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (I/iGu)

199 Just curious....
Do your bosses know y'all are Conservatives?

Most of my coworkers do. And I have a sneaking feeling our company president is a Trump supporter.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (4AeKb)

200 Admitted guilt: I like that song.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (r+sAi)

201 183 Kill me now.
Bret Baier to Juan effin' Williams, "Your thoughts?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)

"If the toaster wasn't made of rainbows, I'd have a piece of Kansas in my pocket by now. And these pencils taste like the number 48. Stay off of vitamin E, kids."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (Ct55T)

202 No new indictments to be made...so I guess Zero charges of Collusion. AMAZING!! Two years to find old crimes that dated before the election and to find process crimes which aren't really crimes at all.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (8uo4a)

203 Well of course democrats want Mueller before Congress. You can't spin the nothingburger you started and paid for, that cost the American people millions and unjustly attacked our president, if you don't have the opportunity to throw out your hyperbole on TV.

After all, this is America

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (Y7Sl0)

204 So is Mueller gone on Monday?

For all intents he is gone now.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (/t

Hey Jack, are you really Robert Mueller?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (NFEMn)

205 137 What if it's written in such a way as to make Trump look bad?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (RBOtF)
-----
Well, that's a given.

I'd be surprised if it weren't.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:29 PM

Allow me to go on record as saying that it is going to say almost NOTHING AT ALL about Trump. It'll talk about Manafort and his Ukrainian BS, and the Russian firms that will never stand trial, and Roger Stone and whatever weird bullshit he was involved in, and some stuff bout Michael Flynn that we already knew.

And that's gonna be about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (Kpl3J)

206 BREAKING on CNN: Schumer and Pelosi demand that AG William Barr appoint James Comey as a Special Prosecutor to investigate Robert Mueller's investigation -- and especially his collusion in this matter with Russia.

Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (pRLf4)

207 5 PM Friday news dump doesn't bode well for the #Resist lunatics.

I would tell them to prepare to be disappointed but I'm confident that their sad, pathetic hate-filled lives have already prepared them for disappointment.

Posted by: Venus at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (lZaEn)

208 Barr also says he intends to consult with Mueller and with Deputy
Attorney General Rod Rosenstein "to determine what other information
from the report can be released to Congress and the public consistent
with the law.


I lifted that quote from the linked article.

That's how this is going to be spun. We're never going to see this report in any form other than something so redacted it looks like scrambled late night Cinemax. Barr's not going to expose what a fucking joke the FBI has become by actually showing their work.


But boy howdy - you're going to hear a ton of talk about all the awful shit that's in it - if only they could show us.

Posted by: DILLIGAF at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (KOyUH)

209 does the report state how Trump's ass tasted?

Posted by: x at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (nFwvY)

210

The pressure of history is on his shoulders!

Posted by: Juan Williams at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (aKsyK)

211 >>Now Juan Williams is acting like Barr and Rosenstein meeting Trump at the WH yesterday was suspicious.

It's important to remember at historic moments such as this that Juan is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (/tuJf)

212 Juan: "The pressure is on Bill Barr to say something as quickly as possible."

Damn. We're all out of vodka.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

213 Seb Gorka has a great tweet...

https://twitter.com/SebGorka

Don't know if it works but.

NOTHING Burger.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (OE84+)

214 Huh. Mullets With Headlights.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (aS1PU)

215 >So is Mueller gone on Monday?

For all intents he is gone now.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (/tuJf)

Don't you mean for all intensive purposes?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (7PXtO)

216 SDNY is gonna get the prick. Mueller was always a long shot.

Posted by: No at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (OaL85)

217
MSNBC, Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't pressured ...
Posted by: Schiff, et al at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AMIL/)


But first you will blow me.

Posted by: AG Barr at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (TAmPV)

218 The timing is certainly suspect. However I think we need to set ourselves up for at least a modicum of fireworks.

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (kI/3T)

219 Do your bosses know y'all are Conservatives?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (RBOtF)

------

I don't think so.

We've never really discussed Trump beyond the scope of the Mueller investigation, which I flatly said was ridiculous - that if you said out loud "Donald Trump is a Russian agent," you could see why.

She didn't seem to like that much. I think it actually shamed her a bit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (AzW6q)

220
Calling the NeverTrump Cucks ladyboys is an insult to ladyboys all over Thailand.

Even the most girly castrated ladyboy pisses out more testosterone each pee than has circulated through the NT's veins their entire lives.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (f1Vqw)

221 Not saying do it this weekend, but Trump. Ow needs to fire every US Attorney he didn't appoint.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 05:28 PM (gC2IV

I think a series of transfers to McMurdo Sound would be a real attention-focusing move on Trump's part.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (0QYMt)

222 @184: "He is when your religion is leftist politics."

All the Democrat prayer candle bullshit is just some Brooklyn hipster trying to milk beer money outta progressive fanatics. Honesty, I'd be surprised if they sold more than a few hundred candles.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (I/iGu)

223 No flaming skull? Really? Gosh, standards sure have fallen...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (pZox7)

224 Don't you mean for all intensive purposes?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (7PXtO)



You can't expect everyone to toad align.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (Mouru)

225 does the report state how Trump's ass tasted?
Posted by: x at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (nFwvY)

See App'x. 7. (Ass, flavor of)

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (XROPS)

226 So after the report is published showing no collusion, pardons for stone and manafort?

Posted by: DXO at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (nzKWW)

227 I want to see Mueller's brackets. You know that fucker has thoroughly investigated the NCAA on the DOJ's dime.

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (LuPts)

228 "My baby takes the morning train
He lies from nine till five and then
He takes another home again
To find me waitin' for him!"

Posted by: Mrs Robert Mueller at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (sy5kK)

229

Here's the spin:

It's What's Not In Mueller's Report That Is Important

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (kgAmS)

230 Guarantee that Mueller's Himmler, Weissman, has festooned the report with ugly insinuations about Trump and media will latch on to them. Things that will make headlines and newscasts and get democrats in a lather about impeachment.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (H8QX8)

231 >>Hey Jack, are you really Robert Mueller?

For national security reasons I can neither confirm nor deny.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (/tuJf)

232 On MSNBC, Chuck Todd is saying the Report must address Trump's frequent efforts to obstruct the investigation.

Hey Chuck, what happened to the collusion angle?

Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (AMIL/)

233 Given that I'm in int'l trade, which of course is significantly impacted by Trump's trade re-negotiations (not "wars") there's a lot of policy talk in our office. I've had occasion to..pick up on some things that lead me to believe our fearless leader is a Trumper.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (4AeKb)

234 "Yeah, but I'm wondering whether he gets paid for a full day."

Democrats want a refund.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (Y7Sl0)

235 If the report comes with a copy of the pee tape then we know what Barr will be doing this weekend.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (xPl2J)

236 All hail AtC!!!

I am impressed.

can we all start dancing now?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (d7Ww2)

237
Posted by: No at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (OaL85)


And the world points and laughs at the sad little troll.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

238 No flaming skull? Really? Gosh, standards sure have fallen...

Yeah we have to pass it first to know what's in it before a flaming skull

Posted by: Maxine,wig hat,Watters at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (O2RFr)

239 The President is increasingly isolated!

Posted by: The Professional Liars at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (Ndje9)

240 Nobody called the corgis, dammit!

Posted by: Max Powell at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (q177U)

241
The creative chirons on Fake News will be interesting this weekend.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (kgAmS)

242 Why again do they think Juan has "thoughts?"

Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (nRWPy)

243 Don't you mean for all intensive purposes?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (7PXtO)
~~~~~

Yes, by enlarge.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (NtglE)

244 If I were Mueller, I'd watch my back. I wouldn't put it past the DNC to take a page out of Jesse Smollett's playbook and put a hit out on Mueller and make it look like the Russians were responsible. That would help prop up their inevitable "Mueller was pressured into saying he found nothing" narrative.

Posted by: cacnead at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (+/dRU)

245 What's that --- do I hear the lamentations of their women?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (W+vEI)

246 Oh yeah!!

A lot of lefties are already with the "Trump appointed Barr, we can't trust Barr" and "Mueller better keep a copy of the report"


Ughhh, ughhhh-- keep pushing that turd, you're sure to shit out a pony!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (TN1P5)

247 Just curious....
Do your bosses know y'all are Conservatives?


My boss does. He's not conservative but he's anti-liberal. Old school Louisiana Democrat.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (7PXtO)

248 Muller may soon the Dems worst enemy

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (M+Lyo)

249 And all those fuckers got was Manafort and Cohen.

Suck it, assholes.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (+fPHo)

250

Flipper was an intense porpoise.

Posted by: Juan Williams at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (aKsyK)

251 I don't talk politics at the office.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (OLCnA)

**************
So that explains your Nic.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (RBOtF)

252 Rumor has it that Alfred E. Neuman is featured on the cover page.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (Mouru)

253 VOX HOT-TAKES IN MELTDOWN

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (oVJmc)

254 Don't you mean for all intensive purposes?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (7PXtO)
~~~~~

Yes, by enlarge.
Posted by: IrishEi


Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (5UfE7)

255 Warner releases statement "Warning" Trump "Not to COVER UP the results of the Mueller Report"

This after Trump has already said he thinks the report should be made public.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (NFEMn)


Thanks, Virginia, for inflicting this odious turd on the rest of the country.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (y7DUB)

256 BREAKING : 1ST 300 pages of the report deal with the "Gorilla Channel", whatever that is.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (4e+hS)

257 By enlarge I literally could care less about intensive purposes.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (4AeKb)

258 228 "My baby takes the morning train
He lies from nine till five and then
He takes another home again
To find me waitin' for him!"
Posted by: Mrs Robert Mueller at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (sy5kK)

"What's in the briefcase?"

"Crackers."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (Ct55T)

259 I'm just fucking laughing at the Democrats and liberals on TV and seeing how high I can throw the popcorn and get it in my mouth. I'm bathing in it. They're coming unglued.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (Y7Sl0)

260 Wonder if he will be getting out of Dodge fast, Tahiti is nice this time of year I hear.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (BbGew)

261 No flaming skull? Really? Gosh, standards sure have fallen...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 22, 2019 05:35 PM (pZox7)


A flaming skull for what? A report about a report that Barr MIGHT report on this weekend?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (YJn4J)

262 >>>Here's the spin:

It's What's Not In Mueller's Report That Is Important
Posted by: Soothsayer, A J

YES THIS x1000

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (PbpT7)

263 Tell a liberal the Arc of History is bending to Trump.

Posted by: Ripley at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (MxEKc)

264 SDNY is gonna get the prick. Mueller was always a long shot.


heh.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (5qdFy)

265 Muller may soon the Dems worst enemy

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (M+Lyo)

I'm expecting him to be accused of being a Russian agent.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (xPl2J)

266 232 On MSNBC, Chuck Todd is saying the Report must address Trump's frequent efforts to obstruct the investigation.

Hey Chuckie....Defending yourself from daily false attacks and accusations is not obstruction

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (O2RFr)

267 >>Yes, by enlarge.

I can't see the forest through the trees.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (/tuJf)

268 And I have a sneaking feeling our company president is a Trump supporter.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (4AeKb)

---------

Our owner is a (very moderate) Dem. I think he probably voted Trump, and he likely will again.

He's very happy with the Trump economy, which is fuelling growth here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (AzW6q)

269 >>Bret Baier to Juan effin' Williams, "Your thoughts?"
Well, my butt itches. I think I may have an ingrown hair on my nut sack and I'm not sure what to think about this sore on my penis.
Huh, what?

Posted by: Juan Williams at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (e7Ngv)

270 This is the worst week of the Trump Presidency since each preceding week before this one!

Posted by: The Professional Liars at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (Ndje9)

271 Ah, yes. The Friday afternoon release.

Whatever the contents, good or bad, at least we should be relieved of the ceaseless, febrile droning by Adam Schiff, "An ongoing criminal investigation."

That these people occupy the Congress of the United States is an shameful embarrassment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (CDGwz)

272 The civil war be near.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (TCnOB)

273 183 Kill me now.
Bret Baier to Juan effin' Williams, "Your thoughts?"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)

None whatsoever, Brett. Life's easier for me that way.

Posted by: Juan at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (RD7QR)

274 What's that --- do I hear the lamentations of their women?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (W+vEI)


You're watching the Miami Open? I usually turn the sound down when the women are playing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (YJn4J)

275 I feel a great disturbance in the force. As if 10,000 cuckbois are dying.

Posted by: Obi Won Kenobi at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (UxlXY)

276 And all those fuckers got was Manafort and Cohen.

Suck it, assholes.

Posted by: Les Kinetic

Yeah, but almost all of the press's credibility went down the tubes in the process - but, nah, probably still not worth it.

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (32YRo)

277 "Well, Mika, as you know, many of us have been saying that Mueller was on Putin's payroll all along."

Posted by: GalosGann at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (Dl9Eq)

278 Don't you mean for all intensive purposes?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (7PXtO)



If you've graduated to pompous circumstances, then yes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (TnkfX)

279 Tow the lion. People.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (NLLmE)

280 #265 I'm expecting him to be accused of being a Russian agent.

Oh, man, that will be an awesome trolling angle! So stealing that. Can't wait to toss that one at my lib sister.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (4AeKb)

281 Ah, yes. The Friday afternoon release.

How I ended up with my second kid.

Posted by: DILLIGAF at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (KOyUH)

282 Not all women are able to lamentate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (Mouru)

283 Remember all our rejoicing when CJ Roberts quotes were on the chyron during Obamacare?

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (OE84+)

284 Frank Zappa's "The Torture Never Stops" is an appropriate anthem for the left right now.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (+fPHo)

285 Now let's see an unredacted copy of the instructions Rosenstein gave Mueller.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (/tuJf)

286 AG Barr should hold a press conference in front of a white board and then fill out his bracket on the white board.

Ratings Gold!

Posted by: Big V at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (sN665)

287 "247 Just curious....
Do your bosses know y'all are Conservatives?


My boss does. He's not conservative but he's anti-liberal. Old school Louisiana Democrat.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:37 PM (7PXtO)"

Yes, and we share gun sale information.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (8uo4a)

288 Well, this about wraps it up for Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (oVJmc)

289 What's that --- do I hear the lamentations of their women?
Posted by: Lizzy


No. You hear the men squealing like little bitchez.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (5UfE7)

290 They got to Mueller!

Posted by: The Professional Liars at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (Ndje9)

291 drumpf is finished now1!!!!

Posted by: brak at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (PBASO)

292 Here's the spin:

It's What's Not In Mueller's Report That Is Important
Posted by: Soothsayer, A J

YES THIS x1000
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (PbpT7)

That's one of the Left's longstanding mo's.

The conservative guy didn't say those exact words but this is what he meant.

The Liberal guy said those exact words but that's not what he meant.

They're children.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (7PXtO)

293
A flaming skull for what? A report about a report that Barr MIGHT report on this weekend?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


No need to cry wolf or be like Fox News where everything is BREAKING NEWS!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (aKsyK)

294 Hubby says "Napolitano is an idiot, ignore everything he says."

Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (nRWPy)

295 179 Swallowitall is missing the point - it doesn't matter whether Congress "accepts" it or not. Here it is, take it or leave it, that's all you're getting. If you want to be all Pouty McPoutyface about it, well that's your problem.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)

Right, but he wants Mueller to come before Congress to testify that he wasn't "pressured" by Trump.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM

It's foolish to keep flogging this dead horse, but it shows how idiotic Swallowitall is, and how he never even tries to think more then a single move ahead.

Does he REALLY think he can get Mueller to come in front of him and say "Yes, even though I had the Full Power of the DOJ and the Judicial System behind me, and the Complete Authority to do anything I wanted, I got Scared and Ran Away like a Little Girl, I do Solemnly Swear."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (Kpl3J)

296 Posted by: Bert G at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (OMsf+)

Shows how loopy they are. Sandy O-C on a candle? Yep; I sure want to ask her to intercede for me to God because she's part of the Holy Resistance Yep.. I didn't look at the full list, but the only one who jumped out as being in the "Saint" Category-Saint as in a follower of Jesus Christ, which is how St Paul defines it-is Mr. Rodgers

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (AllCR)

297 Ryan Lizza
@RyanLizza
*whispers* Mueller was always a side show the real action is in NY


This is a real tweet. Welcome to the Spin.
Posted by: joefl65 at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (SEFXb)

No.

This. Is. Next.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (OE84+)

298 Is it wrong to hope for suicides?

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (BXMxN)

299 So if this turns out to be a dud, I guess they can always hope for NY to get him

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (O2RFr)

300 I think the resident troll came up with the spin.


"Mueller wasn't expected to produce, but, SDNY will get the job done!"

Need to keep feeding the hatred of the fanatics on the left.



Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (WEBkv)

301 So after the report is published showing no collusion, pardons for stone and manafort?


No. Flynn maybe. Cohen is fucked.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (5qdFy)

302 So Barr's reviewing it @ 5...should be an early NITE!! 5:05 or so YAWN ....wot's on PORN sweetie......Debbie does D.C again......

You are such a card,so the Russians did it ...guffaw..chortle..now keep a straight face on CNN tonite or I swear I'll bust a gut...... wanna go upstairs?....

Posted by: saf at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (5IHGB)

303 NORAD Bullshit indicators are at day glow,

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (TCnOB)

304
If the report comes with a copy of the pee tape then we know what Barr will be doing this weekend.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 05:36 PM (xPl2J)


You would think with two years of airtime to fill wecould've got one lousy in depth expose on Russian hookers

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (TAmPV)

305 I predict impeachment proceedings begin on Monday.

Posted by: Diogenes the Cynic at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (yOf5u)

306 Electile dysfunction.

Posted by: The Schlong at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (7f8TF)

307 SDNY will come!
The New Rallying Cry

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (BXMxN)

308 Not all women are able to lamentate.
Posted by: Cicero


They usually can after the baby is born.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (5UfE7)

309 We need to get to the bottom of this!

Posted by: The Professional Liars at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (Ndje9)

310 BREAKING on CNN: Schumer and Pelosi demand that AG William Barr appoint James Comey as a Special Prosecutor to investigate Robert Mueller's investigation -- and especially his collusion in this matter with Russia.
Posted by: ShainS -- Climate Justice Warrior at March 22, 2019 05:34 PM (pRLf4)

Don't give them any ideas.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (XROPS)

311 This is a big sports weekend?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (NWiLs)

312 I'm kinda annoyed. I want a Trump tweet, all caps and reposted on @Jack, and @BarackObama:

MY TURN NOW, BITCHES.

Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (JH+YW)

313 For some reason my brain reminded me that some of Trump's lawyers were wanting him to have an interview with Mueller. dumbasses.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (r+sAi)

314
It's What's Not In Mueller's Report That Is Important
Posted by: Soothsayer, A J
------

It's the penumbras and emanations. It is rife with penumbras and emanations. They are right there for everyone to see.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (CDGwz)

315 Our long national nightmare is not over! No! WAAH!

Posted by: Rick "The Fat Toad" Wilson at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (Z216Q)

316 A Mueller prayer candle? He's not a dead person who's been declared a Saint; He's not Jesus and he's certainly not the Virgin Mary.

There were Obama ones out in 2008. Its the ugly side of the hispanic left, I suspect.

"What's in the briefcase?"

A Sandwich and an Apple, per Falling Down

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (39g3+)

317 Also by Zappa, and for the left right now, "Cosmic Debris."

. . . who you jivin' with that cosmic debris . . .


NPR, CNN, the NYT, the WaPo, and all the rest will be blowing cosmic debris all over this, then quickly snuff it.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (+fPHo)

318 I don't talk politics at the office.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:32 PM (OLCnA

-------

I try not to, and by and large succeed.

The exception being what I mentioned upthread, and that was only because she asked me point blank what I thought.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (AzW6q)

319 No. Flynn maybe. Cohen is fucked.

Flynn, yes. Cohen went Full Fredo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

320 Mueller, why the long face ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (M+Lyo)

321 294 Hubby says "Napolitano is an idiot, ignore everything he says."
Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (nRWPy)

-----

What a good hubby.

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (4H+3S)

322 Is it wrong to hope for suicides?
Posted by: steevy



I'll allow it.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (NLLmE)

323 294 Hubby says "Napolitano is an idiot, ignore everything he says."

Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2019 05:40 PM (nRWPy)

Hubby is right. Napolitano was praising an idiotic liberal judge's Climate Change ruling just yesterday. Napolitano would dress up like a gimp and eat dog food out of a bowl on stage if he was paid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (Kpl3J)

324 anybody wanna dance?

I got a pole set up!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (d7Ww2)

325 So the WH has not been briefed on the Russia probe yet:

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (RBOtF)

326 Mueller wasn't expected to produce, but, SDNY will get the job done!

Well that's where CNN will shift, their entire business model is the Trump investigation. It can't end.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (39g3+)

327

Lefties on Yahoo are saying Barr must release the full report now. If he doesn't that means he's doctoring it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (OLCnA)

328 OMG I hate that fucking song.


Yeah, the only thing more embarrassing than releasing this thing today would be doing it on the Friday before the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (now3g)

329 Mueller, meh. Orange Man still Bad. Hey can any one show me where London Bridge is? Here I am in London - that's London, ENGLAND - and there's no London Bridge. **giggles like a chipmunk**

Posted by: Jonah, phoning it in at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (786Ro)

330 No. Flynn maybe. Cohen is fucked.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (5qdFy)

Cohen's false but hugely funny claim under oath that he would not seek and would not accept a pardon is even more funny now.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (XROPS)

331 You're watching the Miami Open? I usually turn the sound down when the women are playing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM (YJn4J)

I didn't know how the stadium court would look in the football stadium but they did a good job. Looks like it will be a good venue.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (7PXtO)

332 "What's in the briefcase?"

A Sandwich and an Apple, per Falling Down

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (39g3+)


Heh.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (YJn4J)

333 DOJ letter says there was not a single time Mueller was blocked from an action he wanted to take.

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (BqBId)

334 308 Not all women are able to lamentate.
Posted by: Cicero


They usually can after the baby is born.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 05:41 PM (5UfE7)

Or when you won't let them use the other credit card after they maxed the first one out.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (NWiLs)

335 Napolitano is the Dick Vitale of jurisprudence.

Posted by: DILLIGAF at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (KOyUH)

336 As an expert in Special Counsel reports, I can tell you this one doesn't measure up! I haven't read it, and (to be honest) I don't really understand the English language but I am absolutely certain (as an expert) this one fails the test.

Posted by: Tom Nicholl at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (Z216Q)

337 What a good hubby.
Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (4H+3S)

He's of that world, so...
Napolitano just spews non sensical shit.

Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (nRWPy)

338 Brett Baier is talking about 3 dozen sealed indictments in DC.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (/tuJf)

339 @305: "I predict impeachment proceedings begin on Monday."

Impeachment? Pffft. I predict resignation!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (I/iGu)

340 We need a parody of Landslide for this

Posted by: Dan at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (QGWpi)

341 My Mueller votive candle failed!I hate you god!!
Cracy Left Wing Celebrities

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (BXMxN)

342 his is a big sports weekend?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (NWiLs)


Sure is, big sport!

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (t+qrx)

343 324 anybody wanna dance?

I got a pole set up!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (d7Ww2)

*assembles stack of $1 bills*

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (NWiLs)

344 Are there any Democrats who would not be behind bars in a sane world?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (aCNZ6)

345 The lack of evidence only proves how deep the conspiracy runs!

Posted by: The Professional Liars at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (Ndje9)

346 When Herr Muller get sworn in , does he click his heels?

Posted by: Avi at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (kSq2k)

347 I didn't know how the stadium court would look in the football stadium but they did a good job. Looks like it will be a good venue.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (7PXtO)


I didn't watch today. NCAA wrestling nationals were on. Semi-finals tonight.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (YJn4J)

348 NORAD Bullshit indicators are at day glow,
Posted by: Voter theater
----------

My own, pegged, smoked, and blew the face off two years ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (CDGwz)

349 Cry havoc and let slip the Yorkies of war!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (7f8TF)

350 I want Mueller to testify before congress so that somebody can ask him why he can follow thin threads to indict Roger Stone, but those Hillary emails were just un-noticible.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (r+sAi)

351 Brett Baier is talking about 3 dozen sealed indictments in DC.

3 dozen? Trump doesn't have 3 dozen people left who weren't dragged through the mud already

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (O2RFr)

352 Flynn was a good soldier. The omerta will be rewarded.

Cohen...not so much.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (4AeKb)

353 343 324 anybody wanna dance?

I got a pole set up!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (d7Ww2)

*assembles stack of $1 bills*
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (NWiLs)



She's not making change, you know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (Mouru)

354 Many years ago, the great Game Show Philosopher Tom Kennedy exclaimed: Its Not What You Say That Counts, Its What You Don't Say."

Let the Democratic House game show begin. Even though like the old $64,000 question, it's fixed.

Maybe some should ask Jerry Nadler and Adam Schaffer who was the composer of Swanee River. They can impeach Trump if they get the correct answer, "Hummina Hummed na Hummina Ed Norton!"

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (9uYwf)

355 The noun is about verb the other noun!

Posted by: Max Powell at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (q177U)

356 Napolitano is Italian for 'Two good flavors of ice cream and one nobody wants.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (oVJmc)

357 Sorry. Can't dance.


Balls too big.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (NLLmE)

358 342 his is a big sports weekend?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 05:42 PM (NWiLs)

Sure is, big sport!
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (t+qrx)

I knew I could count on you for the straight facts!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (NWiLs)

359 Please write something Ace. I'm all out of hyperbole and most of my usual sources are in mourning. I have a deadline, so I'm willing to plagiarize almost anything. Except in Spanish. Steve Hayes tried to write me a note in Spanish and I can't read it. I think it said something about "My life is wasted" but I can't be certain.

Posted by: Jonah Goldbrick at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (Z216Q)

360 They got to Mueller!

Posted by: The Professional Liars

I sense a "Dunce Cap" parade like they had during the 60's little red book revolution in China all in the offing...poor Mueller, AOC is going to following him down the street kicking him along.

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (32YRo)

361 Brett Baier is talking about 3 dozen sealed indictments in DC.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (/tuJf)
~~~~~

Catherine Herridge just about choked when he asked her about it.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (NtglE)

362 I didn't watch today. NCAA wrestling nationals were on. Semi-finals tonight.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (YJn4J)



Male, female, or mixed?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (Mouru)

363 The noun is about verb the other noun!
Posted by: Max Powell at March 22, 2019 05:45 PM (q177U)


*gasps, covers childrens' eyes*

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (t+qrx)

364 s an expert in Special Counsel reports, I can tell you this one doesn't measure up! I haven't read it, and (to be honest) I don't really understand the English language but I am absolutely certain (as an expert) this one fails the test.
Posted by: Tom Nicholl at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (Z216Q)

----

this is pretty good

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (9AcAx)

365 Adam Schiff. Autocucumber.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (9uYwf)

366 @RyanLizza
*whispers* Mueller was always a side show the real action is in NY


This is a real tweet. Welcome to the Spin.
Posted by: joefl65 at March 22, 2019 05:39 PM



Sheesh.

And Smith's Cover was always a side show, the real money pit is in bore shaft 6.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (786Ro)

367 @338: "Brett Baier is talking about 3 dozen sealed indictments in DC."

Vast majority are likely against Russians like the indictments made public so far.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (I/iGu)

368 344 Are there any Democrats who would not be behind bars in a sane world?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (aCN

-----

I think that Tulsi Gabby chick is a straight shooter. At least not a criminal.

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (4H+3S)

369

It's not what you say that counts, it's what you don't say.

Posted by: Game show announcer at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (aKsyK)

370 The lack of evidence only proves how deep the conspiracy runs!
Posted by: The Professional Liars
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The complete absence of evidence is not exculpatory!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (CDGwz)

371 Let us talk about the really important news story, shall we?

WHERE is OBUMMERs NCAA bracket?

Why have I not seen or heard about the Black Jesus college picks?

Where are our priorities, people?

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (J9wxX)

372 Help me here, Flynn was charge with being an unregistered foreign agent, right? Was there anything else?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (5qdFy)

373 Cover = Cove

dumb fat fingers

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (786Ro)

374
Spin prediction #2:

Just the fact that this lengthy investigation was needed tells us Trump is unfit. Where there is smoke, there is fire.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (kgAmS)

375 Is the report written in crayon?

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (ujbNH)

376 Ignore all the "sealed indictment" talk too. If they're sealed no one knows about them, if someone does know they even exist someone needs to go to jail.

Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (nRWPy)

377 262 >>>Here's the spin:

It's What's Not In Mueller's Report That Is Important
Posted by: Soothsayer, A J

YES THIS x1000
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 05:38 PM (PbpT7)




I do hope he put a couple of lines in there that reference Melania and Ivanka are smoking hot.


He did if it is a factual report.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (sy5kK)

378 Oh yeah, "lying" to the FBI. Anything else?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (5qdFy)

379 >>3 dozen? Trump doesn't have 3 dozen people left who weren't dragged through the mud already

He wasn't talking about Team Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (/tuJf)

380 I have no money. No one will hire me. Even Bret Baier looks at me kinda sidewaysI was so sure Trump was guilty of something!

Posted by: Stephen Hayes, Editor In Chief of my Dreams at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (Z216Q)

381 The Downfall parodies are not yet done.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (r+sAi)

382 I figure they love this song, and it's sad and melodramatic, and you really feel it in your butthole.

Taggert nods his approval.

Posted by: mc at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM (l1TIo)

383 Male, female, or mixed?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (Mouru)


Shame on you. That's not even funny.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (YJn4J)

384 HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT!

Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (nRWPy)

385 Isn't it something, how the left keeps retreating to victory this time for sure?

I don't think this page is long enough to list all the times the left was for sure this was the "it" that would bring down Trump

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (TN1P5)

386 379 >>3 dozen? Trump doesn't have 3 dozen people left who weren't dragged through the mud already

He wasn't talking about Team Trump

Good

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)

387 Napolitano would dress up like a gimp and eat dog food out of a bowl on stage if he was paid.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM (Kpl3J)


Just more evidence that FNS is trolling us and should be selectively shunned.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (y7DUB)

388 The complete absence of evidence is not exculpatory!

In fact, I'd call it damned near damning!

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (Ydn2k)

389 DOJ letter says there was not a single time Mueller was blocked from an action he wanted to take.

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (BqBId)


So I guess the real question now is, is President Trump clean, or is President Trump the cleanest president in history?

Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (B623R)

390 Is it true Shep is willing to pay? Because I could use the money.

Posted by: Rick "The Fat Toad" Wilson at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (Z216Q)

391 The Trump Administration has proposed Macedonian Content Farm Subsidies!

Posted by: The Professional Liars at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (Ndje9)

392 DOJ letter says there was not a single time Mueller was blocked from an action he wanted to take.
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at M

Trump uses an invisible force field. Mueller didnt even know he was being blocked.

Impeach!

Posted by: All the Crazy Leftists! at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (XROPS)

393 Yeah, but I'm wondering whether he gets paid for a full day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:33 PM (Mouru)

He's getting paid for his last day, but Trump ordered that his parking isn't getting validated and is having his car towed.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (4ErVI)

394 Brennan said just yesterday that Trumps days were numbered...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)

395 I'm thinking we need to get intrepid investigative reporter, Shep Smith, on this straight away!

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (LuPts)

396 Are there any Democrats who would not be behind bars in a sane world?
----------

Large numbers. Of course, lamp post space would be at a premium.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (CDGwz)

397 Barr needs to review this bullshit for ethics review purposes. Like how do you SWAT an old guy for no reason, especially in light after Wisconsin's John Doe fascism?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (9AcAx)

398 Help me here, Flynn was charge with being an unregistered foreign agent, right? Was there anything else?
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM
~~~~~

Lying to FBI.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (NtglE)

399 And I saw an impeachmernt in the snow covered hills
Till a landslide brought it down

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (4AeKb)

400 Chapter 48

Hell, we couldn't even find the evidence WE manufactured.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (Ydn2k)

401 @Bill Kristol:

"I've been fighting Democratic policies that I thought bad for Israel and anti-semitism on left and right a lot longer than Donald Trump. So perhaps I have some standing to say that Trump calling the Democrats "anti-Jewish" is not just ludicrous but is contemptible and dangerous."

Bill Kristol just leveled up from "Cuck" to "Kapo."

Disgusting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (AzW6q)

402 Also, is anyone at the DOJ going to talk about busting someone's attorney just to get him to sing about one of his clients?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (9AcAx)

403 386
He wasn't talking about Team Trump

Good
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)

=====

Russian companies that don't exist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (zZbCU)

404 Any guess how long until released to the public who paid dearly for this?

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (BbGew)

405 The complete absence of evidence is not exculpatory!

In fact, I'd call it damned near damning!
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (Ydn2k)



That evidence was so well-concealed only hints at the depth and depravity of the wrongdoing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (Mouru)

406 Brett Baier is talking about 3 dozen sealed indictments in DC.

Lock Her Up!

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (LL1Be)

407 Brennan belongs in prison. G-d damned traitor.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (4AeKb)

408 He's getting paid for his last day, but Trump ordered that his parking isn't getting validated and is having his car towed.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (4ErVI)

And if he doesn't return his office pass by Monday, he'll get hit with a $50 fine.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (XROPS)

409 Brennan said just yesterday that Trumps days were numbered...
Posted by: It's me donna
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We always turn to CPUSA members when we want an unbiased opinion.

Posted by: NYT at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (CDGwz)

410 Within days -- if not hours -- the left and the cucks will be insisting that "no one ever thought that Trump directly colluded with Russia, or directed anyone to."

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (xN1DB)

411
Isn't Flynn's 90 day delay just about up?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (kgAmS)

412 Bahaha


MUELLER not recommending any further indictments.

But, WAH.

Posted by: dagny at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (nRWPy)

413 Lefties on Yahoo are saying Barr must release the full report now. If he doesn't that means he's doctoring it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM

Barr's already made it clear that it's a violation of longstanding DOJ policy to release the complete report, for privacy and other legal reasons. The AG reads the report; the AG provides a Summary of the Report. That's how it works.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (Kpl3J)

414 Brennan said just yesterday that Trumps days were numbered...

.....

Because the wheels are closing off.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (TnkfX)

415 "In case you're wondering what's in the Mueller report, after two years of deranged conspiracy-mongering about how Trump committed treason and stole an election that belonged to Hillary Clinton, the report was quietly dumped on a Friday afternoon in the middle of March Madness." -Sean Davis

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/1109207017019920385

Posted by: GrapeDrink at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (prRje)

416 "I've been fighting Democratic policies that I thought bad for Israel and anti-semitism on left and right a lot longer than Donald Trump. So perhaps I have some standing to say that Trump calling the Democrats "anti-Jewish" is not just ludicrous but is contemptible and dangerous."

Uh, so why are all the dem nominees refusing to go to the AIPAC conference Billy?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (O2RFr)

417 So I guess the real question now is, is President Trump clean, or is President Trump the cleanest president in history?


Truly, he's the virgin piano player in the whorehouse of NYC development.

I think it helps that he started with $100m and his dad's lawyers and accountants right from the start.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (5qdFy)

418 HOT TAKE PREDICTION

Even though the report is a nothingburger, the seriousness of the charge is what matters.

-- Dems

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (786Ro)

419 I think it said something about "My life is wasted" but I can't be certain.

Posted by: Jonah Goldbrick

"The Joy of Cuckery" mag venture isn't going to write itself, Ace.

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (32YRo)

420 Nopalitano seems like one of this judges that never wore pants under his robe. Always worked one handed.

Posted by: DXO at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (nzKWW)

421 Just announced per Mewler's office, no recommendations for further indictments.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (ffYR/)

422 410 They have already been saying that.LOL

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (BXMxN)

423 Mueller's recommendation: No further indictments.

Heh. Monday morning on AM Joe should be fun.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

424 Kristol does both the bull-fluffing and the cuck cleanup. He's a full-service cuck.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (4AeKb)

425 >>I can't see the forest through the trees.


It's a doggy dog world!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (W+vEI)

426 Within days -- if not hours -- the left and the cucks will be insisting that "no one ever thought that Trump directly colluded with Russia, or directed anyone to."
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (xN1DB)

We're gonna need some overtime.

Posted by: The left's goalpost movers at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (XROPS)

427 410 Within days -- if not hours -- the left and the cucks will be insisting that "no one ever thought that Trump directly colluded with Russia, or directed anyone to."
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (xN1DB)

=====

Jonah Goldberg has already said this. Mollie Hemingway was not impressed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (zZbCU)

428 If Mueller has even one misspelling in that report I want to see him arrested for trying to defraud the federal government and hauled off to jail. I'd also tack on his beloved "obstruction of justice" charge against him for the misspelling, since it takes extra time to figure out which word he was trying to write.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (YJn4J)

429 411
Isn't Flynn's 90 day delay just about up?

Yeah - reading the tea leaves here, Flynn is either going to get Suspended Sentence or probation plus community service. Something mamby pamby like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)

430 We're exploding with excitement!

Posted by: AOC 's Aereolas at March 22, 2019 05:52 PM (vIG/0)

431 Fox reporting Adam Schiff ain't done yet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

432 You know who is a funny MOFO? Ace. That's who.

Total eclipse of the Heart---hhhashahahhahahah

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 05:52 PM (jUVms)

433 I don't know about you guys, but I am not going to be laughing at my lefty friends.

I'll be laughing directly upon them.

Posted by: x at March 22, 2019 05:52 PM (nFwvY)

434 So, why isn't the stripper tip at least a $2 bill now? Seems like that would be decent with inflation. Plus it would bring the 2 back into circulation and I always liked it.

The only reason there was a 2 in the first place was horse racing and wagering on the races.

I've been fighting Democratic policies that I thought bad for Israel and anti-semitism on left and right a lot longer than Donald Trump. So perhaps I have some standing to say that Trump calling the Democrats "anti-Jewish" is not just ludicrous but is contemptible and dangerous.

Translation: "I've been fighting anti-Semitism in the Democratic Party for a long time and that gives me the authority to say there is no anti-Semitism in the Democrat party"

...huh??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:52 PM (39g3+)

435 If Brennan were to off himself over the weekend my dick would spontaneously combust.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 05:52 PM (BXMxN)

436 Because Putin destroyed all the evidence. He's former KGB. That's what they do.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 05:52 PM (7f8TF)

437
Bloomberg "news" looks positively heartbroken because Lurch says no more further indictments in Russia probe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:52 PM (OLCnA)

438 VLADIMIR PUTIN IS LAUGHING RIGHT NOW


*sob*

LAUGHING!!!

Posted by: msnbc's semi-animatronic cashew at March 22, 2019 05:52 PM (LL1Be)

439 It's not so much what's in the report that concerns me anymore. I want to know who the hell pooped in my lifeboat?

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (Tyii7)

440 365 Adam Schiff. Autocucumber.
Posted by: mercenary13 at March 22, 2019 05:46 PM (9uYwf)


The one thing Adam Schiff is good at.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (sy5kK)

441 The complete absence of evidence is not exculpatory!

In fact, I'd call it damned near damning!
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (Ydn2k)


That evidence was so well-concealed only hints at the depth and depravity of the wrongdoing.
Posted by: Cicero
---------

The absence of evidence is de facto evidence of the tampering, interference, and obstruction.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (CDGwz)

442 401 @Bill Kristol:

"I've been fighting Democratic policies that I thought bad for Israel and anti-semitism on left and right a lot longer than Donald Trump. So perhaps I have some standing to say that Trump calling the Democrats "anti-Jewish" is not just ludicrous but is contemptible and dangerous."

except Kapo Kristol you are as observant a Jew as Bernie

Posted by: Avi at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (kSq2k)

443 Has it been leaked, in it's entirety, yet?

If not, pretty safe to conclude it's precisely the nothingburger we suspected all along.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (fF3XF)

444 Within days -- if not hours -- the left and the cucks will be insisting that "no one ever thought that Trump directly colluded with Russia, or directed anyone to."
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete



I thought that walk back was already a thing. Eh...my memory sucks..

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (NLLmE)

445 Mueller MUELLER report to the Headmasters office NOW........

Posted by: saf at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (5IHGB)

446 Within days -- if not hours -- the left and the cucks will be insisting that "no one ever thought that Trump directly colluded with Russia, or directed anyone to

Yeah, I bet a lot of that is floated.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (39g3+)

447 The word on the street is that Mueller bulked up the report by including an amusing interview with Larry David.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (Mouru)

448 Where's Kurt?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (7f8TF)

449 Just announced per Mewler's office, no recommendations for further indictments.

Posted by: Calm Mentor

Also, now for hire! lots and lots of democratic lawyers

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (32YRo)

450 Heh - I'm remembering all the Libs (including Cuck Kristol) who were hyperventilating about how Donny Jr. was certain to be indicted.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (Kpl3J)

451 Well for the full un-redacted report, Trump can release it if he wants.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (r+sAi)

452
So I guess the real question now is, is President Trump clean, or is President Trump the cleanest president in history?
Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (B623R)

-----

No doubt. I've been saying since the day Trump came down the escalator like a god from Mt. Olympus he is the most law abiding person to ever run for office. There is no doubt in my mind he follows the law to the letter. He probably game planned every single legal trap in running for President and developed strategies for avoiding them.

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (4H+3S)

453 444 Within days -- if not hours -- the left and the cucks will be insisting that "no one ever thought that Trump directly colluded with Russia, or directed anyone to."
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete

------------

which is odd considering everytime I was in an airport, CNN only talked about trump and russia and mueller.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (9AcAx)

454 Do I have to turn in my man card if I admit I really like Bonnie Tyler's version of that song? Like there have been days in my past where I weep openly at it?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (39g3+)

455 Isn't Flynn's 90 day delay just about up?

Yeah - reading the tea leaves here, Flynn is either going to get Suspended Sentence or probation plus community service. Something mamby pamby like that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)

Or a dismissal.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (OE84+)

456 [iI do hope he put a couple of lines in there that reference Melania and Ivanka are smoking hot.

He did if it is a factual report.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 05:47 PM


First ever Special Counsel report to come with a centerfold. #MAGA

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (786Ro)

457 The urine samples from the beds inthe Russian hotel tracked back to .........two female FBI agents.

Trump is guilty!

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (TCnOB)

458 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentleman.

Posted by: guy who's definitely not Shephard Smith at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (PbpT7)


After dinner mints, anyone?

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (Z4rgH)

459 >>What a day.

So I guess your prediction that Mueller would be investigating Trump until the end of his presidency was wrong, huh?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (/tuJf)

460 Nick Searcy is ripping Bill the cruise director on the twitters.

Would love to hear him do this as Art Mullin yelling at Raylin Givens

Posted by: Big V at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (sN665)

461
Brennan said just yesterday that Trumps days were numbered...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)



About 2,190.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (TAmPV)

462 Juan is off camera right now slamming Hennesy's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

463 Is Shep trying to anger doink another dude up the squeakhole yet?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (Y7Sl0)

464 458 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentleman.

Posted by: guy who's definitely not Shephard Smith at March 22, 2019 05:25 PM (PbpT7)

After dinner mints, anyone?
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (Z4rgH)

Are they waffer-thin?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (NWiLs)

465 Where's Kurt?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (7f8TF)

Date night.

Posted by: golfman at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (OE84+)

466 Has anyone said that the walls are closing in and that it's gonna be an early night?

Posted by: Jack at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (3ts0c)

467 Just announced per Mewler's office, no recommendations for further indictments.


Well they couldn't indict Trump anyway.. That sitting President thing... Jr. however would have been fair game

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:55 PM (O2RFr)

468 @Bill Kristol:

"I've been fighting Democratic policies that I thought bad for Israel and anti-semitism on left and right a lot longer than Donald Trump. So perhaps I have some standing to say that Trump calling the Democrats "anti-Jewish" is not just ludicrous but is contemptible and dangerous."


Ol' Yeller is probably preparing some kosher torpedoes for the USS Cuck.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 22, 2019 05:55 PM (y7DUB)

469 401 @Bill Kristol:

"I've been fighting Democratic policies that I thought bad for Israel and anti-semitism on left and right a lot longer than Donald Trump. So perhaps I have some standing to say that Trump calling the Democrats "anti-Jewish" is not just ludicrous but is contemptible and dangerous."

Bill Kristol just leveled up from "Cuck" to "Kapo."

Disgusting.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 05:49 PM (AzW6q)

Spinning away from the Mueller report in 5..4..3..2.....

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 05:55 PM (sy5kK)

470
BREAKING: Special Counsel Mueller is reportedly not recommending any further indictments - NBC News

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 05:55 PM (BqBId)

471 Chuck Todd is soooo serious that he keeps talking low and quiet about putting toothpaste back in the tube.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:55 PM (I/iGu)

472 Can we get the kindle version off of amazon?

Posted by: DXO at March 22, 2019 05:55 PM (nzKWW)

473 Oh fuck me running!

No more indictments?

And he dumps the report late Friday?

As someone said this morning, "Who knew Fitzmas II would be better than the first one?"

Flaming skull and hump-bot time

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 05:55 PM (TN1P5)

474
Yeah, that's always been the sub-spin: that okay maybe there was no "collusion" but the Trump camp wanted to collude.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:55 PM (kgAmS)

475 Tater is drowning his face in a bowl of Cheetos.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 05:55 PM (Y7Sl0)

476 >>>Just announced per Mewler's office, no recommendations for further indictments.

*pshht* *pshht* *pshht*

Posted by: Penis Pump at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM (q177U)

477 "I've been fighting Democratic policies that I thought bad for Israel and anti-semitism on left and right a lot longer than Donald Trump..." - KristolMeth

You should have no trouble then naming one or two said policies then, right?

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM (fF3XF)

478 Has anyone said that the walls are closing in and that it's gonna be an early night?

yeah me... #12

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM (O2RFr)

479 She's beating me constantly now. This will make the beatings even worse! I'm signaling you with Morse Code eye-blinks. H-E-L-P M-E!

Posted by: Moanin' Joe Scarborough at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM (Ndje9)

480
except Kapo Kristol you are as observant a Jew as Bernie
Posted by: Avi at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (kSq2k)


Almost Sorosian.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM (t+qrx)

481 I screwed the joke up, stupid sock joke fail!

Posted by: Penis Pump at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM (q177U)

482
Plus, PLUS, we all heard it and saw it with our own ears and eyes:

Donald Trump asked Russia to hack clinton's emails.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM (kgAmS)

483 CNN: The investigation continues...


Yeah. No.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM (jp0Bv)

484 They just lost their shit on CNN with the "no further indictments" bit.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 05:57 PM (Y7Sl0)

485 So does this mean the Stealth Jeff Sessions can now unleash all the deep state indictments?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 22, 2019 05:57 PM (xPl2J)

486 413 Lefties on Yahoo are saying Barr must release the full report now. If he doesn't that means he's doctoring it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 05:43 PM

Barr's already made it clear that it's a violation of longstanding DOJ policy to release the complete report, for privacy and other legal reasons. The AG reads the report; the AG provides a Summary of the Report. That's how it works.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (Kpl3J)

See! the AG is in on the fix, too!

Posted by: Leftists at March 22, 2019 05:57 PM (sy5kK)

487 Tater's sobbing so hard his tater-tits are shaking.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:57 PM (4AeKb)

488 CNN: The investigation continues...

Yeah... How about Ukraine aiding and abetting the Hillary campaign?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:57 PM (O2RFr)

489 2019 continues to vie for the best year evah.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 05:57 PM (r+sAi)

490 Charlie Sykes is rage blowing David Brookes

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (Y7Sl0)

491 Trump tweet proposal:

And where do I go to get my reputation back, prosecutor? Oh wait, I meant YOUR reputation back.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (Mouru)

492 Has it been leaked, in it's entirety, yet?

If not, pretty safe to conclude it's precisely the nothingburger we suspected all along.
Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (fF3XF)
************
You know it's been leaked to someone. How could it not be. They have direct lines to some of the staff and Clinton attorneys on the Mueller team.
How did they get the info about no further indictments?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (RBOtF)

493 As the 'news' media reports on the Mewler Report...

https://tinyurl.com/345gcxs

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (ujbNH)

494 Tater's sobbing so hard his tater-tits are shaking.



Not hot!

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (NLLmE)

495 I thought that walk back was already a thing. Eh...my memory sucks..

Posted by: eleven

Yeah, French trotted that out a few weeks ago, got mugged by everyone...then he cried a lot and Goldberg consoled him, IIRC...

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (32YRo)

496 Anti-Semites Bad, Orange Man Bader.

Posted by: Bill Kuckstol at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (B623R)

497 @484: "They just lost their shit on CNN with the 'no further indictments' bit."

Legally speaking, once Mueller delivers his final report to the AG, then that's end of business; a final gavel sorta thing.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (I/iGu)

498 They just lost their shit on CNN with the "no further indictments" bit.
Posted by: Marcus T


So their heads fell off and rolled under the desk?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (Hk+Y0)

499 Where's Kurt?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 05:53 PM (7f8TF)


He's having his anal fissures packed with gauze.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (Z4rgH)

500 I had honestly expected a flaming skull to go with this announcement!!!

Posted by: Mutnodjmet at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (sPJyv)

501 394 Brennan said just yesterday that Trumps days were numbered...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)

To be fair, Brennan also said that Russian nanobots were chewing his butthole, so some skepticism is warranted.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (RD7QR)

502 Tater kind a looks like Pewee Herman with a gland problem.

Posted by: DXO at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (nzKWW)

503 28 time to appoint a new SC to prosecute the coup plotters and conspirators
Posted by: x at March 22, 2019 05:21 PM (nFwvY)
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This, can we please have this!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (IDhUW)

504 "I was promised traitorous collusion with Russia to steal the election, and I will accept nothing less!"

Line that I'm stealing from Mollie Hemmingway for trolling purposes.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (4AeKb)

505 The wheels are coming off the chair.


Repeat: The wheels are coming off the chair.
=====

Well, stand up! God love ya!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (JcXHH)

506 481 I screwed the joke up, stupid sock joke fail!

Posted by: Penis Pump at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM (q177U)

Hey, you still made me laugh!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (Kpl3J)

507 This is not the end....let's just say....it's the end of beginning......

Posted by: Little adam schitt at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (JUOKG)

508 485 So does this mean the Stealth Jeff Sessions can now unleash all the deep state indictments?

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that seems to have been the plan

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (9AcAx)

509 Chuck Todd now saying Nixon and Clinton were impeached in their second terms, so maybe that's what will happen to Trump, and Dems will wait to see what happens in 2020.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (I/iGu)

510 Am I taking crazy pills? How in the world can Kristol say the Dems AREN'T anti-semitic or at the very least anti Israel and at the most probable Jew haters?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (jUVms)

511 I got investigated by Robert Mueller and all I got was this T-Shirt.

Posted by: Shep at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (pUDQf)

512 Bill Kristol - exactly what did he accomplish in his grand fight against anti-semitism?

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (4H+3S)

513 501 394 Brennan said just yesterday that Trumps days were numbered...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)

To be fair, Brennan also said that Russian nanobots were chewing his butthole, so some skepticism is warranted.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 22, 2019 05:58 PM (RD7QR)

well that last part is true!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (Kpl3J)

514 To be fair, Brennan is dumb. Good thing he only headed up intelligence.

Posted by: SH at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (glJL/)

515 How much did this cost and can we send the bill to the DNC?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (7f8TF)

516 Plus, PLUS, we all heard it and saw it with our own ears and eyes:

Donald Trump asked Russia to hack clinton's emails.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 05:56 PM



Right. It was that sarcastic joke and Don Jr's meeting at Trump Tower with the Russian honey pot that had the TDS sufferers thinking well Trump was TRYING to collude with Russia.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (786Ro)

517 If Brennan were to off himself over the weekend my dick would spontaneously combust.
Posted by: steevy
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Am I the only one who has noted the resemblance of Brennan to Mussolini?

http://tinyurl.com/y2nud5go
http://tinyurl.com/y4d3r6n5

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (xSo9G)

518 The Mueller Report says that President Trump promised the FAB he would not do that thing in her mouth.

He did.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (Z+IKu)

519 Yeah, they know Barr can't release the full report by law. If you look at the letter the Democrat muppets sent to the AG demanding "full release" it actually very carefully restates the statute. Frauds.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (Y7Sl0)

520 I think the last flaming skull was in a pudding cup.

came out when CPL was arrested for domestic violence IIRC

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (d7Ww2)

521 Brennan stinks of fear, like a hog about to be butchered

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (39g3+)

522 I've been seeing a few 'RUSSIA GOT TO MUELLER' comments and tweets sprinkled along with the wailing and tears too.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (datdl)

523 HAH! I skate again!

Posted by: A Ham Sandwich at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (Mouru)

524 Walls are closing in?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (pUDQf)

525 I am working on the assumption that this is a nothingburger and Trump did nothing wrong.

One the dust settles and people start to acknowledge - however begrudgingly - that it's over, but *before* they all give up, I hope we see declassification finally happen. This report. The FISAs. The FISA renewals. The relevant comms between NSA, FBI, CIA and GCHQ. All of it.

Wait for acceptance but strike before capitulation. There will be no impeachment. There will be no actual attempt at prosecution. The hinky plan to target Trump for "obstruction" will not longer be viable.

I hope it happens. I want the damn FISAs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (I2dne)

526 >>>Tater's sobbing so hard his tater-tits are shaking.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 05:57 PM (4AeKb)

That earned a laugh out loud.

Posted by: Penis Pump at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (q177U)

527 Regarding CNN / MSNBC


This is what a group of liars who continually lie to anyone willing to believe their lies look like when they realize someone else in power has caught them lying.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (sy5kK)

528
For fuck's sake:

NIXON WAS NEVER IMPEACHED

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (kgAmS)

529 No collusion indictments. No obstruction indictments - except maybe Flynn/Manafort/Gates/Stone/Papadopolous. No interference in the witch hunt. No Trump kids indicted.


0/4.


I blame Trump.



Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (t6MX/)

530 95 Warner releases statement "Warning" Trump "Not to COVER UP the results of the Mueller Report"

Trump response should be: "Or what?"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (+juAL)

531 Barr's already made it clear that it's a violation
of longstanding DOJ policy to release the complete report, for privacy
and other legal reasons. The AG reads the report; the AG provides a
Summary of the Report. That's how it works.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 05:50 PM (Kpl3J)



See! the AG is in on the fix, too!

Posted by: Leftists at March 22, 2019 05:57 PM (sy5kK)


Trump Appointed AG Barr!!!

Posted by: More Leftists at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (ujbNH)

532 raimondo? Kurt?
Mueller?
Mueller?
Mueller?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (LL1Be)

533 Dont recall Nixon being impeached.

Posted by: SH at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (glJL/)

534 511 I got investigated by Robert Mueller and all I got was this T-Shirt.
Posted by: Shep at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (pUDQf)

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BWHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (jUVms)

535 Gloria Borger: I've heard of having a frog in your throat, but it looks like she actually has some fist sized object in her lodged in her gullet.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (jp0Bv)

536 The FBI smashed all of Trump's devices with a hammer!

Oh, wait--that was somebody else.

Posted by: The Professional Liars at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (Ndje9)

537 I had honestly expected a flaming skull. . .

Would you settle for a flaming skulls of Italian children?

Posted by: Sengalese Bus Afficianado at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (D9v9b)

538 someone upthread parodied the MSM asking, "Who is Mueller and what is he reporting on?"

Well, guys...


https://twitter.com/mckaycoppins/status/1109199030259716096

@mckaycoppins
Follow Follow @mckaycoppins
More
OK, I'll bite. What is the Mueller report

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (PbpT7)

539 Will someone please send Tater a couple dozen more jelly donuts?

Posted by: Sphynx at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (ecMxZ)

540 Am I the only one who has noted the resemblance of Brennan to Mussolini?


Mussolini looked like a badass. Brennan looks like and angry Mr. Peterson from the Bob Newhart Show.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (Mouru)

541 My dick just put on a top hat and walked out of the house.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (BXMxN)

542 Is there a GIF out there of that one movie scene where the guy yells "you're an idiot!"

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (4H+3S)

543 522
I've been seeing a few 'RUSSIA GOT TO MUELLER' comments and tweets sprinkled along with the wailing and tears too.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 22, 2019 06:00 PM (datdl)

Nice. I have been sprinkling a few "Trump paid off Mueller" comments of my own.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (t6MX/)

544 515 How much did this cost and can we send the bill to the DNC?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Trump should tweet them an invoice

Posted by: x at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (nFwvY)

545 Mueller was "their guy". Now they're all like, oh this was only meant to be the "beginning".

*makes jerking motion with hand*

*eats more popcorn*

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (Y7Sl0)

546 For once nothing to see here really means nothing to see here.

Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (vzk+c)

547 I still want to see this report NOW, before I count chickens hatching or lack thereof.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (BbGew)

548 Good thing Jeff Sessions refused himself from this blistering investigation.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (7f8TF)

549 2018: Robert Mueller is an honorable man, a veteran and we cannot denigrate his integrity and love of country by questioning this investigation.

Today: Mueller sold out to the Russians.

Posted by: The Bullprep Boyz at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (datdl)

550 Did chuck todd mean impeach impeach or just impeach? Regardless Nixon had neither

Posted by: SH at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (glJL/)

551 517 If Brennan were to off himself over the weekend my dick would spontaneously combust.
Posted by: steevy
------

Am I the only one who has noted the resemblance of Brennan to Mussolini?

http://tinyurl.com/y2nud5go
http://tinyurl.com/y4d3r6n5

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (xSo9G)


Hope it finishes the same way for Brennan that it did for Mussolini. Hanging from a rope.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (sy5kK)

552 Gloria Borger: I've heard of having a frog in your throat, but it looks like she actually has some fist sized object in her lodged in her gullet.
=====

She just swallowed an infant whole. It'll take time to digest.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (JcXHH)

553 Brennan said just yesterday that Trumps days were numbered..

I wish Brennan's days were numbered. Not that I wish him any physical harm, but he needs to be investigated for treasonous activities.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (AllCR)

554 Ok, this was weird.

I was typing a response to someone on Twitter and when I typed the word 'Russia' a drop down box appeared with 'President Trump @POTUS' suggestion.

I shit you not! I took a pic of it with my phone.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (cF8AT)

555 Am I taking crazy pills? How in the world can Kristol say the Dems AREN'T anti-semitic or at the very least anti Israel and at the most probable Jew haters?

Posted by: Seems legit

Because he's down to writing out whatever crosses his fevered mind, like florescent light kills, and little people live in his toilet...he'll be wearing a white nutbag restraining harness by next week.

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (32YRo)

556 More
OK, I'll bite. What is the Mueller report

----

"why would you ask, comrade?"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (9AcAx)

557 Brennan said just yesterday that Trumps days were numbered...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 05:48 PM (O2RFr)



Only 2030 days left for Orangemanbad in the White House...

Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (B623R)

558 CNN is in full meltdown. Just trying to figure out ways to spin.

Posted by: Gman at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (C+cJo)

559 >>>541 My dick just put on a top hat and walked out of the house.
Posted by: steevy

snorf!

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (PbpT7)

560 Ohhh, I'm here for you, Tater!!!11!!!

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Flaring Asshole at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (FTPVM)

561 Chuck Tard and his fucking wishcasts. People actually watch that Bitch?

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (flINI)

562 Yesterday: Mueller will save us!

Today: Mueller is a nazi!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (4ErVI)

563 Where's that Bulbous Abuela? Eating a Fucking box of Little Debbies?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (Y7Sl0)

564 Oops, make that 2130.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 06:03 PM (B623R)

565 >>>Am I taking crazy pills? How in the world can Kristol say the Dems AREN'T anti-semitic or at the very least anti Israel and at the most probable Jew haters?

Posted by: Seems legit

He said that? When?

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:04 PM (PbpT7)

566 Can we get a report on how much this investigating into Manafort cost and was it the most expensive investigation in history?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:04 PM (pUDQf)

567 511 I got investigated by Robert Mueller and all I got was this T-Shirt.

Posted by: Shep at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (pUDQf)


Those need to be real. They will become the new MAGA hat KKK symbols for MAGA country modern-day lynchings.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:04 PM (t6MX/)

568

The House began the process of impeachment of Nixon, and voted on the articles (charges) of impeachment and passed them.

Passing of the "articles" begins the full impeachment process. But Nixon said he would resign (and did) and that tabled the Impeachment.

Clinton was impeached. Andrew Johnson was impeached.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 06:04 PM (kgAmS)

569 The 6pm radio news blurb just indicated that "there's not much" to the report apparently and its only a "summary" of the Special Counsel's decisions regarding who to indict and who not to indict.

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 22, 2019 06:04 PM (kI/3T)

570 Shouldn't be celebrating just yet.. I'm sure there are some nasty Orange man bad stuff in the report

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:04 PM (O2RFr)

571 mcKay Coppins looks a wee bit like an NPC meme took too much soy

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (9AcAx)

572 Hmmmmm.

I'm starting to think that maybe...just maybe...the Mueller investigation didn't have much substance to it.

Posted by: Seth Mandel, Cuck Detective at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (datdl)

573 eah, they know Barr can't release the full report by law. If you look at the letter the Democrat muppets sent to the AG demanding "full release" it actually very carefully restates the statute. Frauds.
Posted by: Marcus T

I hope WikiLeaks has it by Monday

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (25Dt7)

574 Hurrah Torpedo's Total Eclipse of the Heart might be more appropriate:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=ysUjYAi0WcQ

(well worth a watch/listen if you haven't seen it)

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (nDOs4)

575 I shit you not! I took a pic of it with my phone.

Posted by: Tami

"Yes, we can see it, Tami, thanks" - the NSA

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (32YRo)

576 I'm laughing so hard at the liberals on TV I'm gonna puke. They all have that surprise anal look.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (Y7Sl0)

577 John Brennan needs to be walled up, alive, in the border wall, where the sound of his eternally beating heart will terrify anyone wishing to storm the border.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (aCNZ6)

578 Ooooh! CNN now humping that "it can't be true, Trump never had to testify!"

And Pelosi and Schumer saying, "you can't give Trump a sneak peak!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (TN1P5)

579 nevermind, I found it!!

https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/1109096724369424385
WOW!!!

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (PbpT7)

580 Today: Mueller sold out to the Russians.

Posted by: The Bullprep Boyz at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (datdl)

Mueller is Putin's puppet.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (t6MX/)

581 McKay Coppins has the face of a cuck gay pedo. like he wants to molest the little boy but he actually prefers the watching

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:06 PM (9AcAx)

582 And after he released the report, Mueller the Traitor went home to have his traditional bowl of Borscht and glass of Vodka, like all Russian officials do after a tough week at work.

Posted by: Democrat Party and ABCBSNBCNN, but we repeat ourselves at March 22, 2019 06:06 PM (sy5kK)

583 Krassenstein brothers need version 2.0 of their artwork of shirtless Mueller superhero male exotic dancer. Less GAINZZ. Wayyyy less Gainzz.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 06:06 PM (786Ro)

584 Can we get a report on how much this investigating into Manafort cost and was it the most expensive investigation in history?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


It was supposedly $25 mil in Dec, so just tack a zero on the end for a safe estimate.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 06:06 PM (Hk+Y0)

585 Yep, all college basketball all day and night since yesterday. The Mueller Report must be yuge and shit.

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 06:06 PM (tRLIC)

586 Mueller was "their guy". Now they're all like, oh this was only meant to be the "beginning".

*makes jerking motion with hand*

*eats more popcorn*
Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:02 PM (Y7Sl0)
++++++++
Pro tip: don't finish in your popcorn.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:06 PM (I2dne)

587 >>someone upthread parodied the MSM asking, "Who is Mueller and what is he reporting on?"

Well, guys...



Oh yeah, look at this, too:
@neal_katyal
5 RULES FOR WHEN NEWS ABOUT MUELLER REPORT COMES OUT

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:06 PM (W+vEI)

588 Impeachment score for past 100 years. Dems 1 gop 0

Posted by: SH at March 22, 2019 06:06 PM (glJL/)

589 Hope it finishes the same way for Brennan that it did for Mussolini. Hanging from a rope.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Meathook

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (25Dt7)

590 553 Brennan said just yesterday that Trumps days were numbered..


Trump should have Amazon deliver a kayak to Brennan

Posted by: x at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (nFwvY)

591

A lot of people my age and younger grew up believing Nixon started the Viet Nam War and was impeached.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (kgAmS)

592 Trump: The Master of Strategic Patience

Posted by: Mutnodjmet at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (sPJyv)

593 573
eah, they know Barr can't release the full report by law. If you look at
the letter the Democrat muppets sent to the AG demanding "full release"
it actually very carefully restates the statute. Frauds.

Posted by: Marcus T



I hope WikiLeaks has it by Monday

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (25Dt7)

Trump should leak it through his Russian friends, just like the DNC emails.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (t6MX/)

594 gee... lessee here... im a cerif-tiedmoreoon.. at least thats what i here around hear, and a long time lurker and longer time whiskey connoisseur...
I have a request for hizzonor Roberta Mule-her ...


Kindly advise your final resting place, so in the event you get to do the walk - thru the valley, ahead of me, I can fulfill my semi-lifelong dream of dropping off, in person, my personal respects.

PS PLEASE try for this decade; I want to take some friends along and im not sure how long they can hang!

Sincerely,
Larro




Posted by: larro at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (10GNe)

595 I'm DVR'ing CNN and MSNBC, strictly for the comedy value.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (sy5kK)

596 Mark1971

Don't know if that was sarc but I'm thinking declas on FICA crap then indictments begin opening.

They also might be thinking must replace RBG between DECLAS and indictments to make sure the court is constitutionally solid.

Would appreciate Mr Straw's take on all that.

Posted by: teej at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (NUb9I)

597 this won't effect the congressional dems or so. dist./ny attys. in the least as they continue their investigations to destroy trump and his family.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (Pg+x7)

598 Dont recall Nixon being impeached.
Posted by: SH at March 22, 2019 06:01 PM (glJL/)

------------------------------

He wasn't, he resigned before they could. Facts and history are not Chuckles strong suit.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (ffYR/)

599 I love that the (D)s have already forgotten that the husband of their 2016 established the "f*ck you I'm staying" precedent re:impeachment, and Trump is at territorial silverback gorilla levels of alpha compared to that passive aggressive rapist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (nDOs4)

600 We're all numbered!!!

Posted by: The Days at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (PbpT7)

601 Mueller is a rock-ribbed Republican! Therefore he is guilty! And also unimpeachable! We'll decide later!

Posted by: The Professional Liars at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (Ndje9)

602 Am I taking crazy pills? How in the world can Kristol say the Dems AREN'T anti-semitic or at the very least anti Israel and at the most probable Jew haters?

Posted by: Seems legit
----------

Why, it's as though the guy is a hypocrite an liar.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (xSo9G)

603 So I guess your prediction that Mueller would be investigating Trump until the end of his presidency was wrong, huh?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (/tuJf)


You really want to bring up other people's predictions Mr. TwoWeeks?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (rnXGe)

604 Tater will have a bad weekend, and the nightmares will return. People who know him report he has one where a giant gravy boat floats over him, covering him in tasty goodness before burning his skin.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (xzqr4)

605 597 this won't effect the congressional dems or so. dist./ny attys. in the least as they continue their investigations to destroy trump and his family.

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makes wanking motion...

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (9AcAx)

606 Jeffery Toobin on CNN: "The President is going to proclaim victory"



Oh, Jeff, look at the scoreboard, you puffed up pecker head.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (jp0Bv)

607 Which do you think had a better chance of leaking?


Trump going down big.

Trump exonerated.

Ya.

Posted by: Ha at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (i7tmW)

608 NIXON WAS NEVER IMPEACHED

But Clinton was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (39g3+)

609 Oh I'm sure Mueller will give them a little "we suspect but find no evidence" or "while not criminal this is suspect behavior", crap.

Yeah, yeah. Go back to watching little boys at the pool or whatever the fuck you were doing when Democrats dusted you off.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (Y7Sl0)

610 all those old liberals hanging on to life to read the Mueller report can die now.

But they'll keep on voting.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (PbpT7)

611 584
Can we get a report on how much this investigating into Manafort cost and was it the most expensive investigation in history?

Posted by: AlaBAMA



It was supposedly $25 mil in Dec, so just tack a zero on the end for a safe estimate.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 06:06 PM (Hk+Y0)

That is some expensive butthurt salve.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (t6MX/)

612 I got investigated by Robert Mueller and all I got was this T-Shirt. <<<<<
Oh man, I would pay some serious quatloos to see Trump walk out in that T-Shirt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (r+sAi)

613 The crying.



So much crying.

Posted by: BluesFish at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (H4ZHm)

614 Mueller? I've never heard of him.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (Hk+Y0)

615 Over two years of fuching that goat and still have blue balls.


That's us!

Posted by: Democrat Party and ABCBSNBCNN, but we repeat ourselves at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (sy5kK)

616 We're all numbered!!!
Posted by: The Days
------

Three score and ten...

Posted by: Psalm 90 at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (xSo9G)

617 579 nevermind, I found it!!
https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/1109096724369424385
WOW!!!

Amazing.

Just yesterday, he had his personal pet troll write an article trying to fuse Schlichter to the alt-right.

Today, he's taking Richard Spencer's position on anti-semitism in the DNC.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (datdl)

618 What amazes me is that the dems (commies) were actually hopeful we have a president who was/is colluding with Russia. Fools, each and every one of them.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (ZTJjv)

619 I'm laughing so hard at the liberals on TV I'm gonna puke. They all have that surprise anal look.

Posted by: Marcus T

Notice that when Bill Barr showed up immediately the DOJ/FBI leaks stopped, useless DOJ fat asses quit, and Dems began to hold their heads down and mumble...fancy that.

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (32YRo)

620 Jeffery Toobin on CNN: "The President is going to proclaim victory"

Why? Has he read it?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (O2RFr)

621 I'm hearing the sad music that plays in the background when Bruce Banner walks down that lonely road in Bixby's old Hulk television series.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (D9v9b)

622 Ace this is part of Kristol's tweet:


"Trump calling the Democrats "anti-Jewish is not just ludicrous but is contemptible and dangerous""

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (jUVms)

623 Hurrah Torpedo's Total Eclipse of the Heart might be more appropriate:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=ysUjYAi0WcQ
(well worth a watch/listen if you haven't seen it)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:05 PM (nDOs4)

Wow! That was nice and weird......

Are they wearing Russian track suits?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (Z+IKu)

624 Right. It was that sarcastic joke and Don Jr's meeting at Trump Tower with the Russian honey pot that had the TDS sufferers thinking well Trump was TRYING to collude with Russia."

The most infuriating thing about the Meeting at Trump Tower is that anyone he's even spent 5 minutes looking into it knows that it was a setup by Fusion GPS to try and get Trump involved in something crooked (first failure, when it got delegated to Donny Jr. instead) and then, the whole thing fell apart and everyone walked out within 15 minutes, having done nothing at all. It is idiotic to even think there could have been any criminal liability to come out of such a pathetic flop.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (Kpl3J)

625 610 all those old liberals hanging on to life to read the Mueller report can die now.

But they'll keep on voting.
Posted by: ace

--------------

this is a nice counterpoint to what I saw from the horrible liberals celebrating old british folks who died since voting for Brexit

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (9AcAx)

626 Everyone kept praising the Meuller team for not leaking (which was silly, they did) but you know why there weren't more leaks?

They didn't have anything juicy to leak.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (39g3+)

627 610 all those old liberals hanging on to life to read the Mueller report can die now.

But they'll keep on voting.
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:09 PM (PbpT7)


So, light the candles for the RBG vigil?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (di1hb)

628 This is not the hill to gloat on, conservatives.

Posted by: Salem media hacks at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (786Ro)

629 I got investigated by Robert Mueller and all I got was this T-Shirt.
Posted by: Shep at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (pUDQf)
++++++++++++
Trump got investigated by Robert Bueller and all I got was a bill for several million dollars.

Posted by: Taxpayers at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (I2dne)

630 I figure they love this song,



I'll be singing it all night now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (vEIlU)

631 Now CNN is all, "it's not the conclusions that's important--they're not classified. It's the details."

Unnghhh, unnnghh-- keep fucking that chicken

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (TN1P5)

632 Remember during GWB's tenure the Intelligence Community submitted a report on Iran's nuke program?

The body of the report said, "Yeah, they're doing it."

The summary said, "Nope, nothing to see here."

Or am I misremembering?

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (ujbNH)

633 Right now Tater is chugging cups of gravy out of the local diners buffet

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (Y7Sl0)

634 Are they wearing Russian track suits?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (Z+IKu)


--

Collusion brand.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (nDOs4)

635 Oh man, I would pay some serious quatloos to see Trump walk out in that T-Shirt.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
-----------

I'm in...

*tosses a $100 bill on the table*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (xSo9G)

636 622 Ace this is part of Kristol's tweet:


"Trump calling the Democrats "anti-Jewish is not just ludicrous but is contemptible and dangerous""
Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 06:10 PM (jUVms

=====

It's certainly dangerous to Democrat's electoral chances.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (zZbCU)

637 Where's that fucknut Rainmando?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (Hk+Y0)

638 620 Jeffery Toobin on CNN: "The President is going to proclaim victory"

Why? Has he read it?
Posted by: It's me donna

------------

lol. well we know that trump doesn't actually reads the things he signs, like the latest budget that lets local democrats override his state of emergencys

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (9AcAx)

639 A 70 year old man is in prison. For stuff he did many years ago.


Of course it was worth it.

Posted by: Democrat Party and ABCBSNBCNN, spinning our asses off at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (sy5kK)

640 Am I President yet?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (7f8TF)

641 Are they wearing Russian track suits?

"Adidas, comrade. Only the best for my boys"
--Russian mob boss

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (39g3+)

642 NAILED IT: The accurately-screennamed Soothsayer prophecizes the future:

Here's the spin:
It's What's Not In Mueller's Report That Is Important


yep. That is what I already heard today. That they didn't find the proof.

"We just need to keep on digging."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (vEIlU)

643 The Bullprep should go full throttle and be the first to proclaim 'Republican's pounce' on the dossier's lack of...anything.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (datdl)

644 Someone else go to twitter and type in the word Russia like you're sending a tweet. Tell me if you get 'President Trump@POTUS' appear as you type the word Russia.

I've done it about 5 times and it happens every time.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (cF8AT)

645 I imagine Trump in the WH now, sitting back, big shit-eating grin on his face, smacks Melania on the ass, then flips on the Gorilla Channel.


You've earned it, Mr. President.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:11 PM (t6MX/)

646 >>Would appreciate Mr Straw's take on all that.

Just a guess but I would think the first thing that would happen is Horowitz surfacing with his report. FISA abuse has always been at the core of this scandal and exposing what happened there might be a great place to kick this off.

Some of those documents might be important for prosecutions so they might not come out immediately.

As much as we are all plugged into this most of the country either has no idea or thinks that Trump was Putin's side piece. There is a lot of counter narrative that has to be laid out to bring the public along.

But I have no idea how Barr is going to play this, I'm just pretty confident we will see some indictments of the real criminals.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (/tuJf)

647 WOMP WOMP

First!!! (with sad trombone )

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (786Ro)

648
The body of the report said, "Yeah, they're doing it."

The summary said, "Nope, nothing to see here."
--------

You may be thinking of Comey's investigation of Hillary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (xSo9G)

649 My boner is so hard right now, it's been condemned to death row.

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (LuPts)

650 Well...if the Mueller report is a collusion and obstruction dud, I assume that at every future press conference, Acosta and Company will resort to asking PDT if he's stopped beating his wife and screwing his daughter.


Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (AMIL/)

651 It hilarious watching them trying to find something to put their dick in and keep this going. They need a handoff to more investigation

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (Y7Sl0)

652 Authentic Adibas track suit! Best deal in town, blyat!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (NWiLs)

653 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (rnXGe)
*******
AWWWW Did someone mess his Underoos ?

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (BqBId)

654
Jeffery Toobin on CNN: "The President is going to proclaim victory"

Thanks Captain Obvious

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (TAmPV)

655 So I guess your prediction that Mueller would be investigating Trump until the end of his presidency was wrong, huh?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (/tuJf)

You really want to bring up other people's predictions Mr. TwoWeeks?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 22, 2019 06:08 PM (rnXGe)

-----------------------------

I don't recall Jack ever getting date specific.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (ffYR/)

656 That's true!

Posted by: Hot Girl Doing Weird Things With Her Arms In Those Angelic Initiative Videos on Youtube at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (y87jW)

657 Sumthin tells me this Tater fella never completed a 5 day fast.

Posted by: DXO at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (nzKWW)

658 > "Brett Baier is talking about 3 dozen sealed indictments in DC.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 05:44 PM (/tuJf)

>> "Catherine Herridge just about choked when he asked her about it.

Well let's see now, if Mueller isn't recommending any indictments, then I wonder whose names are on those indictments.

Herridge, who is a very good reporter, knows more than she can say on air.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (hLcxo)

659 I imagine Trump in the WH now, sitting back, big shit-eating grin on his face, smacks Melania on the ass, then flips on the Gorilla Channel.


You've earned it, Mr. President.
Posted by: flounder
--------

Ice cream, two scoops.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (xSo9G)

660 650 Well...if the Mueller report is a collusion and obstruction dud, I assume that at every future press conference, Acosta and Company will resort to asking PDT if he's stopped beating his wife and screwing his daughter.


Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (AMIL

======

"Wait...presidents ARE allowed to fire appointees? WTF."
-Andrew Johnson

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (zZbCU)

661 Sumthin tells me this Tater fella never completed a 5 day fast.

Posted by: DXO at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (nzKWW)


Something tells me five hours would be a stretch.

Posted by: Bert G at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (OMsf+)

662 My dick is so hard it just hung a shelf.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (Y7Sl0)

663 589 Hope it finishes the same way for Brennan that it did for Mussolini. Hanging from a rope.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Meathook
Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 06:07 PM (25Dt7)



Oh, you're correct. Even better.

Posted by: Democrat Party and ABCBSNBCNN, spinning our asses off at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (sy5kK)

664 >>You really want to bring up other people's predictions Mr. TwoWeeks?

Seeing as how I never said anything about two weeks, you bet.

Dummy.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (/tuJf)

665 Brett Baier is talking about 3 dozen sealed indictments in DC.

----

what is a sealed indictment

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (9AcAx)

666 The Grassy Knoll!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (7f8TF)

667 My dick just put on a top hat and walked out of the house.

There's got to be follow on jokes with monocles and a spinning cane.

Posted by: DaveA at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (FhXTo)

668 So I guess your prediction that Mueller would be investigating Trump until the end of his presidency was wrong, huh?

Posted by: JackStraw
------------

Yeah, but I'm on it now.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (CDGwz)

669 Ok everyone. You know what to do...

Posted by: Warner Wolf at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (flINI)

670 I do wish Trump would tweet the following:


Hey Hillary. Remember that thing you said about 'If I'm elected We'll All Hang'??


Tick Tock, Tick Tock
Go Get Ya Shine Box

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (pUDQf)

671 I think that it lasted so long because some people on the project needed this length of time for retirement.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (hXXf7)

672 My dick is so hard it just hung a shelf.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (Y7Sl0)
*********
ROFLMMFAO

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (BqBId)

673 Mollie is TREMENDOUS tonight, and the slimy Rueters guy keeps trying to spin. Scumbag.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, tired but still marching at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (Z216Q)

674 We need to investigate trumps businesses! thats where he hid Putins bribe!

Posted by: Libtards Galor at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (0rsWa)

675 There's got to be follow on jokes with monocles and a spinning cane.
Posted by: DaveA
---------

Nut spats.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at March 22, 2019 06:15 PM (CDGwz)

676 Sumthin tells me this Tater fella never completed a 5 day fast.

Posted by: DXO at March 22, 2019 06:13 PM (nzKWW)


--

Au contraire.

Time flies when you're having funyons.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:15 PM (nDOs4)

677 667 My dick just put on a top hat and walked out of the house.

There's got to be follow on jokes with monocles and a spinning cane.
Posted by: DaveA

and googly eyes

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 06:15 PM (d7Ww2)

678 My dick just put on a top hat and walked out of the house.
----
There's got to be follow on jokes with monocles and a spinning cane.




Well, it *does* only have one eye.

Posted by: Bert G at March 22, 2019 06:15 PM (OMsf+)

679 Which really should be an ad campaign.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:15 PM (nDOs4)

680 Wheres Trumps college transcripts?! Tell me that!!!

Posted by: Libtards Galor at March 22, 2019 06:15 PM (0rsWa)

681 What a shame Trump wouldn't be pressured into testifying about... something... they could have at least found a typo in the transcript and nailed him for lying to investigators.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 06:15 PM (B623R)

682 It's oddly entertaining watching the entire media have a psychotic episode.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:16 PM (Y7Sl0)

683 665 Brett Baier is talking about 3 dozen sealed indictments in DC.
----
what is a sealed indictment

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM

some bullshit we've been talking about for about 18 months that never turns out to be anything much at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)

684 681 What a shame Trump wouldn't be pressured into testifying about... something... they could have at least found a typo in the transcript and nailed him for lying to investigators.
Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 06:15 PM (B623R)

=====

If I remember correctly, he did respond to some questions in writing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:16 PM (zZbCU)

685 Mark Meadows @RepMarkMeadows
10m
The Mueller report delivery suggests no more indictments are coming from the Special Counsel. If that's true, it would mean we just completed 2 years of investigating 'Russian collusion' without ONE collusion related indictment. Not even one.

Why? Because there was no collusion

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:16 PM (BqBId)

686 There's got to be follow on jokes with monocles and a spinning cane.
Posted by: DaveA



steevy's weiner is Mr. Peanut.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NLLmE)

687 well, at least the DNC didn't overreach and spread their credibility thin on this stuff so they can maintain some collegiality with their GOP colleagues.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:16 PM (9AcAx)

688 Well...if the Mueller report is a collusion and obstruction dud, I assume that at every future press conference, Acosta and Company will resort to asking PDT if he's stopped beating his wife and screwing his daughter.


Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2019 06:12 PM (AMIL)
+++++++++
No, and no.

Posted by: Press men "interpreting" presidential comments for the public at March 22, 2019 06:16 PM (I2dne)

689 Wait wut? There's no news about what's in the Mueller Report?

Okay, okay, who do I gotta blow to break some news today.

Posted by: Ali Watkins at March 22, 2019 06:16 PM (DuAZ5)

690 Now Adam Schiff is all, "well this report is just the criminal conduct. But we need to see the counterintelligence parts."

And now he's going on about the Moscow hotel project

And they're making a setup about ,"if the DOJ withholds anything, we're going to demand it!"

There you go, the next stage: They must be hiding something but we can't tell you what

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (TN1P5)

691 Hi guys whatcha talking about?

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (UdKB7)

692 @ggreenwald

The Mueller investigation is complete and this is a simple fact that will never go away: not one single American was charged, indicted or convicted for conspiring with Russia to influence the 2016 election - not even a low-level volunteer. The number is zero.

Posted by: Ha at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (i7tmW)

693 Well, mine is so hard it's doing calculus and P-90X at the same time!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (7f8TF)

694 Catherine Herridge uses a duck quack for her phone ringtone. I love that woman.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, tired but still marching at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (Z216Q)

695 Geez, we're tired. All this closing in on Trump, moving back, closing in on Trump, moving back. It's hard for us to move, you know. Effing dems. Leave us alone already!

Posted by: The Walls, fed up to HERE at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (zmIJL)

696 Has anyone said and so it begins yet?

Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (ZfRYq)

697 Jeffery Toobin on CNN: "The President is going to proclaim victory"

This is a guy saying he's sad the coup failed. All of them are.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (vEIlU)

698 683 665 Brett Baier is talking about 3 dozen sealed indictments in DC.
----
what is a sealed indictment

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM

some bullshit we've been talking about for about 18 months that never turns out to be anything much at all.

---------------------

riught, as if the Mueller Office of PR and Leaks would've kept a seal on anything if they could

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (9AcAx)

699 Uh, what about the tax returns huh? Liberal frontal cortex about to implode.

Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (vzk+c)

700 Schiff is spinning like a top. What an asshole.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (/tuJf)

701 On the 16th of May, 1988, Donald Trump ate a Cobb Salad with Russian Dressing. He told the waiter that the salad was " a fantastic salad, very good and tasted good."

Posted by: Page 267, paragraph 7 of THE MUELLER REPORT at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (LPDe8)

702 The ultimate troll would be if Trump came out in a t-shirt next week with Putin's picture on it that said "I'm with him."

Liberals minds blown...

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (32YRo)

703 @JonahNRO
1h1 hour ago
More
So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity. And a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was the Last Honest Man to vilify him as a cover up artist.


bret baier demanded that Mollie concede that too

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (PbpT7)

704 Well, it *does* only have one eye. <<<<

Its more of a mouth.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (r+sAi)

705 Mark Meadows @RepMarkMeadows

10m

The Mueller report delivery suggests no more indictments are coming
from the Special Counsel. If that's true, it would mean we just
completed 2 years of investigating 'Russian collusion' without ONE
collusion related indictment. Not even one.


--

Only if you don't count Obama, Hillary, McCain, Feinstein, Comey, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (nDOs4)

706 has anyone's woke 8 year old been available for comment?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (9AcAx)

707 Brie Larsen has more ass than Mueller's got Russian collusion.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (t6MX/)

708
Am I taking crazy pills? How in the world can Kristol say the Dems AREN'T anti-semitic or at the very least anti Israel and at the most probable Jew haters?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 05:59 PM (jUVms)







Because Kristol is a lying sack of shit?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (eXA4G)

709 Wheres Trumps college transcripts?! Tell me that!!!
Posted by: Libtards Galor



They are right next to Obama's.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (5UfE7)

710 691
Hi guys whatcha talking about?

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (UdKB7)

trumps going down! in #twoweeks

Posted by: Libtards Galor at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (0rsWa)

711 Here comes the Democrat talking points. Chris Wallace is flapping his pie hole.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, tired but still marching at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (Z216Q)

712 Chris Wallace is an asshole.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (gC2IV)

713 Is it Hillary's turn now? Because I found some collusion with the Russians.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (pUDQf)

714 667
My dick just put on a top hat and walked out of the house.

There's got to be follow on jokes with monocles and a spinning cane.


Posted by: DaveA at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (FhXTo)


And tap-dancing.

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (ujbNH)

715 Hi guys whatcha talking about?
Posted by: freaked



Our National Nothingburger is finally over.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (NLLmE)

716 The gnashing of teeth and rending of clothes that went on after Hillary screwed the pooch is about to be epically surpassed.

Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (vzk+c)

717 >>what is a sealed indictment

Pretty much exactly what they sound like. An indictment that has not been announced.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (/tuJf)

718 Wallace is now defending process crimes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (gC2IV)

719 704 Well, it *does* only have one eye.

Its more of a mouth.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

--------------------


more like a nostril. have you seen the stuff that comes out?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 06:20 PM (d7Ww2)

720 707 Brie Larsen has more ass than Mueller's got Russian collusion.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (t6MX/)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BRIE LARSON DOESN'T HAVE A DISCERNIBLE ASS IN ANY MEANINGFUL SENSE!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 22, 2019 06:20 PM (NWiLs)

721 So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity.

----

um...no. It's just that even his most idiotic, biased attorneys could no longer justify this charade.

Mueller still needs to answer for his actions.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:20 PM (9AcAx)

722 @RyanLizza

*whispers* Mueller was always a side show the real action is in NY


It's not thought, it's blind faith.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 06:20 PM (oVJmc)

723 Muellers report landed on the Hudson river with Scully @ the helm...the papers were strewn all over the choppy waters...such a shame....photocopies eaten by
Gov dogs..and now to the weather report.....

Posted by: saf at March 22, 2019 06:20 PM (5IHGB)

724 Mueller is a f'ing slime ball whether he clears Trump or not. Plenty of evidence what evil he has done in his career.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:20 PM (r+sAi)

725 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (1XAal)

726 Poor Cher.

Someone should defintely lock up her liquor cabinet and take away her phone for the weekend.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (pUDQf)

727 what is a sealed indictment



Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM


An invitation to a CNN exclusive.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (t6MX/)

728 Mollie is TREMENDOUS tonight, and the slimy Rueters guy keeps trying to spin. Scumbag.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, tired but still marching at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (Z216Q)


She always is and she is 1 up against 4, especially Brett. His side eyes to the fake conservative on the panel is always getting his glances when she talks.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (vEIlU)

729 It's gonna be a short term in office for Trump!

Posted by: Bil| \/\/ynn at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (yOf5u)

730 Mueller is a douche. Period. That doesn't change. Look at the way he ran that investigation with Hillary supporters who leaked every chance they got. He has zero integrity, there wa simply no room for fraud and politics on this one. None. There was not a single thing he could hand that giant forehead on. Plus he's not dumb. He knew democrats were trying to make him the dupe for their op.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (Y7Sl0)

731 Well, mine is so hard it's doing calculus and P-90X at the same time!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
-----------

Non-linear differential equations. It's amazing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (CDGwz)

732 Chris Wallace is an asshole.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (gC2IV)
******
You just figured this out today?

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (BqBId)

733 711 Here comes the Democrat talking points. Chris Wallace is flapping his pie hole.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, tired but still marching at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (Z216Q)

712 Chris Wallace is an asshole.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 06:19 PM (gC2IV)


A two-fer!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (sy5kK)

734 724 Mueller is a f'ing slime ball whether he clears Trump or not. Plenty of evidence what evil he has done in his career.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:20 PM (r+sAi

======

I'll take Whitey Bulger and the FBI for $200, Alex.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (zZbCU)

735 My dick just put on a top hat and walked out of the house.

There's got to be follow on jokes with monocles and a spinning cane.


Posted by: DaveA at March 22, 2019 06:14 PM (FhXTo)


And tap-dancing.
Posted by: davidt


Why does everyone always forget the spats??

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (5UfE7)

736 What a shame Trump wouldn't be pressured into testifying about... something... they could have at least found a typo in the transcript and nailed him for lying to investigators.
Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 06:15 PM (B623R)

=====

If I remember correctly, he did respond to some questions in writing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:16 PM (zZbCU)

----------------------------

There was talk about this. I don't think Giuliani ever let him do this.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (ffYR/)

737 Thanks Jack.
Yep, forgot about Horowitz not releasing everything yet.
Couldn't due to ongoing investigations?

First release was just the bread sticks.
Main course might just be very tasty.

Posted by: teej at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (NUb9I)

738 Senator! This committee owes an apology!

This committee owes an apology. Apology, Senator!

Posted by: Tom Hagen at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (Z+IKu)

739 719 704 Well, it *does* only have one eye.

Its more of a mouth.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

--------------------


more like a nostril. have you seen the stuff that comes out?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 06:20 PM (d7Ww2)


Have you? Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (pUDQf)

740 Jonah Goldberg's a sperg. Mueller can both be a dirty cop and one incapable of getting his man despite being dirty.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (D9v9b)

741 @JonahNRO
So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity. And a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was the Last Honest Man to vilify him as a cover up artist.


bret baier demanded that Mollie concede that too
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (PbpT7)
++++++++++++
As all of the things that Mueller has been covering up for the Clinton and Obama machines come out for people who haven't been watching this like a hawk to see, I expect to see Jonah acknowledge that Mueller gave it his all but, after satisfying his primary goal of trying to cleanse Obama's DOJ and intelligence agencies while sowing baseless innuendo about the President and attacking anyone who was allied with it, ultimately couldn't manufacture enough pressure and evidence to remove the President.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (I2dne)

742 Plus he's not dumb. He knew democrats were trying to make him the dupe for their op.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:21 PM (Y7Sl0)

That, and Trump curse. Trump hits back.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (t6MX/)

743 10s of millions spent on process crimes

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (BbGew)

744 so Brian From New Orleans got caught in a flood down their or something ??

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (BqBId)

745

Oh no no no, Mueller is a dirty piece of shit.

If Mueller was stand up, his investigation would've been over in a week.

If Mueller was straight, Flynn and Manafort and Stone (and not Podesta) would not be facing criminal charges today.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (kgAmS)

746 And you know what- fuck Brett Baier. He's a lib and along with his Muslim producer got Judge Jeanine suspended and maybe off the air. Douche.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (Y7Sl0)

747 And tap-dancing."

Putti'n on the Ritz...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (6qErC)

748
@JonahNRO
1h1 hour ago More

So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity

No, it means he is an incompetent dirty cop.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (TAmPV)

749 have you seen the stuff that comes out? <<<<<

Nah, it goes in the sock.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (r+sAi)

750 742
That, and Trump curse. Trump hits back.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 06:22 PM (t6MX/)

======

"Wait...that's allowed?!"
-W.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (zZbCU)

751 Mueller is a f'ing slime ball whether he clears Trump or not. Plenty of evidence what evil he has done in his career.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk



Oh he's a scumbag. He found nothing because there WAS nothing, not because he has integrity.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (NLLmE)

752 Mueller is still a terrible person and a POS.

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (tRLIC)

753
And tap-dancing.
Posted by: davidt
----------

Spats...and a cane.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (CDGwz)

754 >>>She always is and she is 1 up against 4, especially Brett. His side eyes to the fake conservative on the panel is always getting his glances when she talks.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

you are perceptive and correct.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (PbpT7)

755 DESPIRATION


@rkylesmith

So no indictments, no sealed indictments, the fork in this thing has been stuck.


@allahpundit

Well, almost. Conceivably Mueller declined to indict Trump only because DOJ policy prevents indictments of sitting presidents. We'll see if there's anything in the report about that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 06:24 PM (Hk+Y0)

756

Releasing it so far from the election (just at the beginning of the campaigning for the dems), versus stretching it to the elections what they originally wanted.

Thanks to John Solomon, Sarah Carter, Judicial Watch, Nunes, etc they stopped this from going to the elections. They had too much proof against it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:24 PM (vEIlU)

757 The walls closing in
to the sound of Mueller
with shelves that were hung
with a thousand tears

Posted by: The Sound of Mueller at March 22, 2019 06:24 PM (zmIJL)

758 Oh thank goodness, the voice of Wisdom and Reason, Juan Williams...



ooof

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 22, 2019 06:24 PM (jp0Bv)

759 But there could still be a pony somewhere in this giant pile of shit, right? Right, Juan? Tell me I'm right.

Posted by: Bret Baier at March 22, 2019 06:24 PM (DuAZ5)

760 756

Releasing it so far from the election (just at the beginning of the campaigning for the dems), versus stretching it to the elections what they originally wanted.

Thanks to John Solomon, Sarah Carter, Judicial Watch, Nunes, etc they stopped this from going to the elections. They had too much proof against it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:24 PM (vEIlU

======

Through 2018, though. Dems have the House.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:25 PM (zZbCU)

761 She always is and she is 1 up against 4, especially Brett. His side eyes to the fake conservative on the panel is always getting his glances when she talks.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

you are perceptive and correct.
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:23 PM (PbpT7)


well, 3 to 1 (but there are always those off camera also snickering)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:25 PM (vEIlU)

762 On the 5th of February, 1992, Donald Trump presented a bottle Stolichnaya vodka to his doorman, Buddy Johnson, for excellent service at his apartment building.

Mr. Trump said "Take this bottle to your beautiful home and share it with your lovely wife, Emma" when he gave the vodka to Mr. Johnson.

Posted by: Page 442, paragraph 3of THE MUELLER REPORT at March 22, 2019 06:25 PM (LPDe8)

763 Congrats Jonah. Your addled brain just came up with something my 80 year old dad said two weeks ago.

So insightful.

Jello-tard

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:25 PM (pUDQf)

764 What is more disappointing? Mueller's report or Brie Larson's ass?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 06:25 PM (7f8TF)

765 Mueller is still a terrible person and a POS.
Posted by: literally serious
---------

It's much worse than that. He is a collaborator with seditionists.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 06:25 PM (CDGwz)

766 703 @JonahNRO
1h1 hour ago
More
So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity. And a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was the Last Honest Man to vilify him as a cover up artist.


bret baier demanded that Mollie concede that too

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (PbpT7)

He can be a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter and still come up with bupkis.

Posted by: Tami at March 22, 2019 06:26 PM (cF8AT)

767 SWATTING
Concordia prosecutions
No basis for investigation
conflicts of interest and bias
folks who were implicated in signing the FISA warrants involved in the investigation
Targeting cohen to break attorney-client privilege
making up campaign finance laws
did they use the logan act?
did they change flynn's 302?
Manafort had told the FBI about his Ukraine business and was told "ok"

not ok for mueller.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:26 PM (9AcAx)

768 Lulz, now Toobin is carrying Schiff's water:

Oh no, the Mueller Russian collusion investigation was never about the Russian collusion-- it was just investigating criminal matters, see?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:26 PM (TN1P5)

769 >>@RyanLizza

*whispers* Mueller was always a side show the real action is in NY
- - -

Thought it was that you can't prosecute a sitting presidendtdent, that's what impeachment was for?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:26 PM (W+vEI)

770 What is more disappointing? Mueller's report or Brie Larson's ass?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 06:25 PM (7f8TF)
++++++++++++
Undefined. Requires dividing by zero in either direction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:26 PM (I2dne)

771 They f'd around on this fake shit for two years while running out the clock on Hillary's crimes. They, including the GOP, thought HRC was going to be president. This was never supposed to happen.

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 06:26 PM (UdKB7)

772 Christ the poor bastard is on food stamps now,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Lawyer Lawyer 5 minute clocks on FIRE...sure they will find some useless shit for the fucker to do...clipping the lawn around heros and blowing hobos between poop removals...TRUE JUSTICE please.........

Posted by: saf at March 22, 2019 06:26 PM (5IHGB)

773


@JonahNRO

1h1 hour ago More



So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of
folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to
suddenly discover Mueller's integrity


Ha, no, fatboy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 06:26 PM (oVJmc)

774 Juan Williams


"But FLYNN! and MANAFORT! and THOSE INDICTED RUSSIANS!"





juan, give it a rest. parrot imitations don't look good for you.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (sy5kK)

775 Retail price MAGA hats just increased 20%

Posted by: BluesFish at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (H4ZHm)

776 @JonahNRO
1h1 hour ago More

"So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity"

What a sad sack projectionist - Mueller was always a prosecutor that ran a bad card game, but watch never-trumpers trash him now after praising his pure a white driven snow integrity.

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (32YRo)

777 Meuller is no hero and a person can say he's shady without disparaging the report. He did some shady shit not the least of which are indictments that have nothing to do with Russian collusion. That's bullshit work. I think he's the most frustrated that no Russian collusion could be found or even reliably trumped up.No pun intended.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (jUVms)

778 >>So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity. And a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was the Last Honest Man to vilify him as a cover up artist.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (W+vEI)

779
Let's see, did Mueller release a Brie Report, or does Brie have Mueller Report ass?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (f1Vqw)

780 NXIVM sex slave cult, Weiner, Huma, and the Clinton's are in Mew York

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (tRLIC)

781 So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity.

Did Mueller look at the stuff and say, "this is bullshit" and close up shop after a week? That would be integrity. Well, not so much integrity as the absolute minimum you would expect.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (lK7fO)

782 The Mueller Report?
What's that about, testing fire hydrants?

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (v0R5T)

783 Through 2018, though. Dems have the House.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:25 PM (zZbCU)


I know, sadly. But I want to see that reverse next year. Burn them for what they did. People need to really wake up. Usually it takes the typical electorate time to absorb stuff. Let's hope from now until the elections they start to understand.

Only Trump can make that happen. He needs to keep speaking like he did at the SOTU.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (vEIlU)

784 JonahNRO
So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity. And a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was the Last Honest Man to vilify him as a cover up artist.


bret baier demanded that Mollie concede that too
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (PbpT7)

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (XROPS)

785 I'm at a Metro station. Please tell what pearls of wisdom Juan Williams is imparting upon us lowly knaves?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (7f8TF)

786 *whispers* Mueller was always a side show the real action is in NY


---

Where Trump has been doing business and getting annual audits for what, 30 years?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:28 PM (nDOs4)

787 Has Trump resigned yet???

hic


When doos I gets to be madam precioussssssss?

Preccccciiiiooouuusss!

Posted by: Hillary at March 22, 2019 06:28 PM (pUDQf)

788 Well, almost. Conceivably Mueller declined to indict Trump only because DOJ policy prevents indictments of sitting presidents. We'll see if there's anything in the report about that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 06:24 PM (Hk+Y0)



There's always New York!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:28 PM (vEIlU)

789 696 Has anyone said and so it begins yet?
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (ZfRYq

----

Well, damn, you said it better than I did.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 06:28 PM (jUVms)

790 I think Schiff gets paid really well to make up crap wholecloth so CNN can report on it and get viewers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:29 PM (39g3+)

791 Just a couple of days ago there we articles about leftys idolizing Muelly. One lady even named her puppy after him.

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 06:29 PM (UdKB7)

792 Time to put this thing to sleep. Resonations All Around!

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 06:29 PM (LuPts)

793 oops. Meant to say that the truth is that Mueller is dirty deep state guy and would testify through tears that he just couldn't find anything.

Stating the truth after fighting so hard against it does not give Mueller integrity.

Wise up, Bret.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 06:29 PM (XROPS)

794
Mr. Trump said "Take this bottle to your beautiful home and share it with your lovely wife, Emma" when he gave the vodka to Mr. Johnson.
---------

It's code. We know it's code...but we have not been able to decypher it yet. We've had 75% of the CIA's computing resources working on it for two years, but no luck. It remains our top priority.

Posted by: John Brennan residue at March 22, 2019 06:29 PM (xSo9G)

795 posted by: The Walls, fed up to HERE at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (zmIJL)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:29 PM (AllCR)

796 So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity.

He has no integrity, if he did he woudn't have taken the job to begin with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:29 PM (39g3+)

797 Research: Google Search Bias Flipped Seats for Democrats in Midterms breitbart

I heard Tucker, exasperated that this will happen again in 2020 unless Trump acts.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (vEIlU)

798 783
Only Trump can make that happen. He needs to keep speaking like he did at the SOTU.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:27 PM (vEIlU)

=====

Dude is gonna pimp this shit for the rest of his life.

Every rally, debate, interview, and tweet will talk about how Mueller found nothing and democrats are obsessed with a discredited witch hunt.

And, as JackStraw predicts, the hammer will start to fall in the other side.

2019 and 2020 are going to be interesting times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (zZbCU)

799 PDT has wisely chosen to say nothing about this yet on twatter, or anywhere else. His office only said they haven't seen the report.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (ffYR/)

800 Boner

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (4H+3S)

801 My advise for PDT: ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
TORA TORA TORA

well at least that is what I would do

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (oOwhS)

802 Shorting 'Peach Fo Fi' in 3, 2, 1, Done.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (Lg/Uq)

803 Remember when Mueller indicted some non-existent russian companies? heh. good job dumbass.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (r+sAi)

804 So now it's, "Mueller didn't investigate something, something, mumble, mumble--and that's the real story!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (TN1P5)

805 Advice for Mueller: Learn To Code

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (786Ro)

806 sorry Walls fed up to here. That was very funny; Thx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (AllCR)

807 It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas...

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (ujbNH)

808 >>Meuller is no hero and a person can say he's shady without disparaging the report. He did some shady shit not the least of which are indictments that have nothing to do with Russian collusion. That's bullshit work. I think he's the most frustrated that no Russian collusion could be found or even reliably trumped up.No pun intended.


You should go back and read the clarifying scope letter that Rosenstein gave to Mueller. A good part of it was redacted but what was not was authorization to investigate Manafort for FARA violations having to do with his work for Yanukovych, the former pro-Putin president of Ukraine. Manafort is a bad dude.

I really think Ukraine is where this is all headed.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (/tuJf)

809 Adam Schiff see things are just getting started.

Tick...tick...tick...

Posted by: Bil| W\/ynn at March 22, 2019 06:31 PM (yOf5u)

810 I want reparations for the return of my tax money that paid for this fishing trip.

Posted by: Archer at March 22, 2019 06:31 PM (vzk+c)

811 805 Advice for Mueller: Learn To Code
Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (786Ro

=====

He'll be partner in some giant law firm by Monday, making seven figures.

He'll be fine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:31 PM (zZbCU)

812 for FARA violations having to do with his work for Yanukovych, the former pro-Putin president of Ukraine. Manafort is a bad dude.

I really think Ukraine is where this is all headed.

-------

and yet...ukraine is not russia

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (9AcAx)

813 Liberal scrunt on Mueller Report: "Is that it?"

NeverTrumper: "That's what she said to me when her boyfriend let her up."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (TnkfX)

814 Well, once, I said "Take this beautiful wife to my home and drink Stolicshhhnaya with my husband."

So there.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (7f8TF)

815 bret baier demanded that Mollie concede that too
Posted by: ace

She should have said that a 70 year old Roger Stone who was swat teamed at O dark thirty might disagree with Jonah...

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (32YRo)

816 >>So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity.



Mueller's failure at nailing Trump =/= not dirty

Hell, the way he protected Whitey Bulger and Jeffrey Epstein tells me he's dirty; his SC investigation results doesn't change that.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (W+vEI)

817 Let's hope all this bullshit does lead to jail time for
Obama's DOJ.

Because they actually broke the fucking law.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (pUDQf)

818 I'm putting a lot of stuff in the sidebar

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (PbpT7)

819 I really think Ukraine is where this is all headed.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (/tuJf)
++++++++++
You mean that place where many power-hungry groups descended during their unrest? Including Clinton, Obama, Podesta and Manafort (well before Trump) people? That place?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (I2dne)

820 So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity.

Nah, it means he was protecting his own reputation because this was such a farce. This was just a time killing assignment so that the Dems could win the House and to protect Hillary, Obama, Holder, Rice, Jarrett, the lot of them.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (vEIlU)

821 And they're intoning pregnant with conspiracy about how Trump has a larger than usual legal team with him this weekend

And they're all, this is just the first stage, it always was

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (TN1P5)

822 My Koch is so hard it is doing life in San Quentin

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (flINI)

823 and yet...ukraine is not russia

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM



** der fist bump **

Posted by: Zombie Heinz Guderian at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (786Ro)

824 The crime in the mueller investigation is that it happened at all

Banana republic shit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (oOwhS)

825 She should have said that a 70 year old Roger Stone who was swat teamed at O dark thirty might disagree with Jonah...
Posted by: Boswell



Yup. Despicable.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (NLLmE)

826 the destructiveness of all this is incalculable. along with obama's weaponization of the federal government it's due to the pathological vindictiveness of hillary clinton.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (Pg+x7)

827 @JonahNRO

1h1 hour ago More

So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of
folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to
suddenly discover Mueller's integrity



Nope.

He was a dirty cop trying to hold out and see if the Dims won both the House and the Senate so that impeachment was a done deal,

and he could get a piece of the action. IMHO.

Bu-u-u-u-ut, that didn't play out and the Senate could investigate him and his questionable actions with regards to the phony dossier. And Trump could sick Barr on him and the Dims.

Lots of dirt there IMHO.

Now, he wants to keep his pension and try to salvage his reputation.

Trump fought and he didn't fold like any other Republican pol would've.

I wonder if there's a lesson to be learned here?

Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (9X624)

828 MUELLER RAIDED TRUMP'S LAWYER, GOT ALL HIS FILES AND CORRESPONDENCE, AND STILL GOT BUPKIS.

Fuck you, Mueller.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

829 784 JonahNRO
So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to suddenly discover Mueller's integrity. And a lot of folks who insisted Mueller was the Last Honest Man to vilify him as a cover up artist.


bret baier demanded that Mollie concede that too
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 06:18 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: LASue
__________

Mueller can be right this time without in any manner redeeming himself for being a useless, vindictive, out-of-control prosecutor and FBI hack prior to his appointment as special counsel.

I damned sure won't be praising him for doing his job just because it might be the first time he's done so in a long time.

Posted by: Furious George at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (9vQJW)

830 At least Shep doesn't have to worry about being front page Rapey News all weekend.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (pUDQf)

831 Reparations for Orange Man Supporters! NOW!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (r+sAi)

832 > "Adam Schiff [says] things are just getting started."

They are just getting started ... but not in the way he imagines.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (hLcxo)

833 811 805 Advice for Mueller: Learn To Code
Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 06:30 PM (786Ro

=====

He'll be partner in some giant law firm by Monday, making seven figures.

He'll be fine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone, read some movie thoughts at March 22, 2019 06:31 PM (zZbCU)


Perkins, Coie.

the Democrat law firm, by and for Democrats.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (sy5kK)

834 Juan just said that there weren't any leaks out,of Miller's office. Lol get fucked.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (gC2IV)

835 Sammon the Never-Trumper runs that Fox circus. It's the video version of Mitch's Senate charade--keep just enough real conservatives around to maintain the Potemkin facade.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (Ndje9)

836 As I have been saying from the very beginning of this "investigation", it is not about collusion, it is not about obstruction, it is not about illegal campaign contributions, it is about .... whatever. The guy is just so déclassé I can't take it anymore. Here's a dog video.

Posted by: Jonah "Schiff" Goldberg at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (pYQR/)

837 And the only way that happens is if dozens of people are indicted and go to PMITAFP up to and including the Kenyan Dog Eater.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (qxq6t)
+++++++++
I want to see a *lot* of orange jumpsuits. I remain cynical on that front.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (I2dne)

838 >>You mean that place where many power-hungry groups descended during their unrest? Including Clinton, Obama, Podesta and Manafort (well before Trump) people? That place?

That would be the place.

And don't forget Joey Choo Choo and his idiot son.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (/tuJf)

839 No one in these parts is going to suddenly discover integrity in Uncle Bob the Executioner. Jonah really has grown a paper asshole in the past five years.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm. at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (Jj+59)

840 The destruction of the earth I've prophesized for three years has been delayed; "we'll see" if my prophecy comes true in the unfolding days.

allahpundit.


what a dipshit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (d7Ww2)

841
juan, give it a rest. parrot imitations don't look good for you.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
--------

Look, give a bro a break, this is the only way I know to get back on the plantation.

I'm feeling really insecure since Brazile showed up here.

Posted by: Juan Williams at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (CDGwz)

842 I really think Ukraine is where this is all headed.

Posted by: JackStraw

Some hands are going to forced here...there's a lot going on under the surface and Manafort was the first, most easiest to get...but I think others will follow.

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (32YRo)

843 Mueller found nothing because he wasn't investigating the people behind the Russian collusion, he was investigating Donald Trump.

"He found nothing!" is the wrong emphasis, I feel. He refused to look at the case and the fraudsters behind it.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (nIvDu)

844 Someone ask Ken Starr what he thinks of it since Meuller has pulled an Emily Litella.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (t82DG)

845 So, if Mueller in effect clears Trump, I expect to see a lot of
folks who insisted Mueller was a dirty cop, deep state, witch hunter to
suddenly discover Mueller's integrity


Nope.

He was a dirty cop trying to hold out and see if the Dims won both the House and the Senate so that impeachment was a done deal,

I wonder if there's a lesson to be learned here?
Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (9X624)


ah, it was Jonah that said that, figures

I guess Jonah doesn't remember that Mueller was in the thick of the dirty business from years back. He was also protecting himself.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (vEIlU)

846 You will submit. #Resistance is futile.

Posted by: The NT Borg at March 22, 2019 06:36 PM (Dh1wo)

847 That would be the place.

And don't forget Joey Choo Choo and his idiot son.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (/tuJf)
++++++++++
Yeah. Must be nice being the son of a paste eater who can get you major corporate board positions by currying favor with warring factions. So close to blood money that the distinction may be irrelevant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 06:36 PM (I2dne)

848 Adam Schitt for brains must realize that Mueller just pissed on his campfire.

Anything that asshole does now just looks like a political witch-hunt.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 06:36 PM (pUDQf)

849 Captain Cuckrageous hardest hit

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2019 06:36 PM (t82DG)

850 Crossing fingers and toes but we might just get to see some of those indictments we've been longing for in the future.

I know everyone wanted them fast, as did I, but doing these things so right that there's no getting out of em takes time against a deeply entrenched machine.

Now where else have I seen that Tick Tock Alabama?

Lynch
Holder
Brennan
Clapper
Schiff
Barky
Schrillary

And the bits will keep on coming.
And let us not forget the Ex Order on freezing assets of human traffickers.

Posted by: teej at March 22, 2019 06:36 PM (NUb9I)

851
Nah, it means he was protecting his own reputation because this was such a farce. This was just a time killing assignment so that the Dems could win the House and to protect Hillary, Obama, Holder, Rice, Jarrett, the lot of them.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:32 PM (vEIlU)


You nailed it.

The crazy from the Demos and their press tools is just beginning.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:36 PM (sy5kK)

852 Trump fought and he didn't fold like any other Republican pol would've.



I wonder if there's a lesson to be learned here?



Posted by: naturalfake at March 22, 2019 06:33 PM (9X624)


There sure is.

ORANGEMANBAD.

Posted by: Bill Kuckstol at March 22, 2019 06:36 PM (B623R)

853 I'm putting a lot of stuff in the sidebar

*checks Urban Dictionary*

Posted by: spindrift at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (C8jyG)

854 And now they're all, "if this report doesn't address the conspiracy that I believe without any evidence, well it's a fraud"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (TN1P5)

855 Perkins, Coie.

the Democrat law firm, by and for Democrats.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 06:34 PM (sy5kK)

Also, Greg Craig's office at Skadden is available.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 06:37 PM (XROPS)

856 Offer to work with the dems for the good of America..they will refuse and spit on PDTs hand..THEN ATACK AND BURY THEM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 06:38 PM (oOwhS)

857 Noooooooooood!

Posted by: freaked at March 22, 2019 06:38 PM (UdKB7)

858 I think I'm going to get to "pounce." I better stretch out a bit. I'd hate to pull something while "pouncing." Maybe a few practice runs.

Posted by: Orson at March 22, 2019 06:38 PM (BFPlA)

859
I'm putting a lot of stuff in the sidebar

--

(moves over to the other side of the site)

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 06:38 PM (nDOs4)

860 696 Has anyone said and so it begins yet?
Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2019 06:17 PM (ZfRYq)


And so-- HEY!

Posted by: The guy who always says and so it begins at March 22, 2019 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

861

Schumer's giving Barr his marching orders. What he can and cannot do.

I hate that guy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:38 PM (vEIlU)

862 Whatever the report says, dogs will always piss on Muellers.

https://tinyurl.com/y2o67y72

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

863 urine samples from the beds inthe Russian hotel tracked back to .........two female FBI agents.

Trump is guilty!
Posted by: Voter theater. at March 22, 2019 05:54 PM (TCnOB)



I might be thick headed, but I never understood the urine on the bed claim. Maybe urinating on a bed before Obama slept in it ( but even that makes no sense) but after makes no sense. It was such a ludicrous claim that I felt only a total idiot would find it plausible. How anybody paid money for that was bizarre.

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 22, 2019 06:39 PM (lonOK)

864 Uh, nood y'all...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (UUBmN)

865 And Schumer is in front of a mic, he's going on about how Congress should get the whole report and the classified parts, Trump shouldn't get a sneak peak, etc.

Lol!

You're watching s new conspiracy being born

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (TN1P5)

866 I have doubts no matter what Mueller do es Shit for brains will care because he is a true believer and won't stop.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (BbGew)

867 (810) We'll print that right up! Careful 'till the ink dries.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 22, 2019 06:40 PM (RuIsu)

868

Schumer is hilarious.

He wants the full report to be made public.

So, in THIS case, the security of the nation doesn't matter. And he probably knows some will be kept secret therefore he can scream "We don't know everything in the report! They are hiding Trump's guilt!"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (vEIlU)

869 That March Madness where even though Lefty's team won he still cried himself to sleep that night.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 22, 2019 06:41 PM (Lg/Uq)

870 Okay.. It's been a while now... Where are the leaks?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (O2RFr)

871 The destruction of the earth I've prophesized for three years has been delayed; "we'll see" if my prophecy comes true in the unfolding days.

allahpundit.


what a dipshit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 06:35 PM (d7Ww2)
**************
Why hasn't he joined The Bulwark?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 06:42 PM (RBOtF)

872 What are you still here?
I thought I told you to go F*** your mother?

I want to thank you for being so honest and not killing me.

Posted by: Tommy DeVito at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (LWu6U)

873 Also, Greg Craig's office at Skadden is available.

Posted by: LASue

Greg Craig's new office is about to be conveniently located next to Manafort's - they can share yoga tips!

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (32YRo)

874 Come Monday Trump will put a 100% tariff on Blue Emu, Outback Steakhouse, and fish and chips unless the producing nations produce the goods on their people who tried to frame Trump.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (1g7ch)

875 Meanwhile, Robert Francis O'Rourke:

"I just keep going back to Senator McCain himself and the example that he set for all of us, running for the presidency in 2008... The bar was really set by Sen. McCain."

whatta maroon.
what an imbazzle

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (39g3+)

876 Oy. Horowitz saying there could be a roadmap inside this report, to New York, etc to continue chipping at Trump.

bashtards

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:44 PM (vEIlU)

877

nood btw

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 06:45 PM (vEIlU)

878 Thirty four indictments isn't a "witch hunt".

As Karen Carpenter sang, "We've only just begun!"

Posted by: Bil| W\/ynn at March 22, 2019 06:47 PM (wuHiP)

879 Hey, the HQ blog commenters survival guide is gone!

it can still be accessed through the internet archive, but the domain ran out of rodent feed on 3/17, apparently:

https://web.archive.org/web/20170907085121/
http://mindfulwebworks.com/art-of/ace-of-spades-
blog-commenters-survival-guide

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2019 06:48 PM (LWu6U)

880 The real action is at the SDNY.


*snort*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (yQpMk)

881 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 06:49 PM (yQpMk)

882
5 PEOPLE SENTENCED TO PRISON AND WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN.

Posted by: CNN at March 22, 2019 06:54 PM (LilNs)

883 Thirty four indictments isn't a "witch hunt".

As Karen Carpenter sang, "We've only just begun!"

Posted by: Bil| W\/ynn

34 indictments never means 34 convictions - and 34 indictments over pillow tag pulling is pretty lame - criminal prosecutors from the 60's and 70-'s must be completely embarrassed by the new "bad ass' criminal of 2018...

Posted by: Boswell at March 22, 2019 06:55 PM (32YRo)

884 The report is going to show no evidence of any Russian collusion or any obstruction....to which, I will say in my best imitation of Gomer Pyle Surprise!, Surprise!! Surprise!!!!

Posted by: Don_in_Central Jersey at March 22, 2019 06:56 PM (UPDS7)

885 Swalwell says Congress will not accept the report until Mueller testifies to its veracity, and tells us he wasn't pressured ...
Posted by: Schiff, et al at March 22, 2019 05:26 PM (AMIL/)

He is a particularly nasty cunt
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 05:27 PM (oOwhS)


In as much as he has zero qualms about using nuclear weapons on American citizens unwilling to surrender their 2nd Amendment rights, yes he is.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (5Yee7)

886 This is the beginning of the end for Trump... The walls are closing in on the President... Oh, wait...

Posted by: Martin Robins at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (wvzgY)

887 477 You should have no trouble naming one or two policies . . .
Hold it! You are confusing Cuck Kristol with Beto!

Are we sure Dean Mewler isn't going to put Trump on double secret probation and revoke his charter?

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (9uYwf)

888 Mueller is obviously being blackmailed by the Russians. Putin has video of a bunch of Muscovite hookers urinating on the not so very special counsel.

Posted by: Martin Robins at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (wvzgY)

889 888 is to even to end on

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (BbGew)

890 Last!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:53 PM (yQpMk)

891 Here's to Jim Steinman and all his works!

Posted by: Meat Loaf at March 22, 2019 11:06 PM (Sqrkf)

892 Gas was $1 in my part of the world in 1990. That's under $2 in 2019 money. Now that we're a provider of oil our own gas is somehow fifty to seventy cents more expensive than back when we weren't.

I'd be interested in how that works.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:16 AM (nDOs4)

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