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Sad Twitter-Cuck John Podhoretz Apologizes For Wishing That a Neutron Bomb Would Destroy the NYU School of Journ0lizming

It was a very serious death threat. Obviously it needs to be apologized for.

So that Twitter can forgive John, and the healing process can begin.

I'm Sorry

On Wednesday, I wrote an aggressive and rude satirical tweet involving a neutron bomb, the NYU Journalism School, journalism schools in general, and two writers. I regret my attacks on Lauren Duca and Talia Lavin, which were unprovoked and therefore entirely unseemly. I wholeheartedly apologize to them.

I am a journalist. I employ journalists. I publish journalists. I have spent a 37-year career working in and around and among journalists. I have worked full-time at six major journalistic institutions. Let me assure anyone who might have believed otherwise from my tweet that I love my profession and I do not wish to see any fellow journalists come to harm.

Podhoretz's account appears to be deleted, which I assume would have to be something Podhoretz would do himself. Whether he deleted on his own initiative or deleted in frustration/embarrassment/anger after Twitter suspended, him, I don't know.

Either way, I bet you he's back on Twitter in two or three weeks. (Can you un-delete an account?)

He just can't quit it. He's frequently announcing Grand Departures from Twitter, only to show back up, sometimes, within a day.

I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT

These people are absolutely addicted to Twitter and will censor themselves and abase themselves to keep their drug of choice flowing.

I'm in favor of all of the cucks being booted off Twitter. It's an incubator for rigid conformity with the liberal line -- the cucks all get incepted by liberal propaganda every morning then, because they're huge (and unwarrantedly so) egotists, think they thought up the idea their leftwing twitter pals implanted in their stupid, ill-educated heads and become as protective of these incepted leftwing memes as a parent is of their children.

For example: They're all still yapping about Trump having called Neo-Nazis "very fine people."

This was something their swell liberal pals told them on Twitter, and then they all began dutifully repeating it. Endlessly.

One problem:

It never happened, the transcript and the audio of the statement clearly proves it never happened -- in fact the opposite happened, Trump plainly said "I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and white nationalists because they should be condemned totally" -- but the cucks' liberal clique-mates said it happened on Twitter and Twitter is Real and you should believe everything on Twitter because Twitter is Your Friend and I Can't Believe This Site Is Free. (That's an actual catchphrase the twitter addicts frequently say to praise Twitter. Yes, they really say that. A lot.)

So ban them all. Let them do their own thinking for the first time in, well, definitely years, maybe decades.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:33 PM




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Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 02:29 PM (t6MX/)

2 Sponge!

And, good riddance to him. May he stay gone from Twitter.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 21, 2019 02:30 PM (+/C3g)

3 Yo

Posted by: Ha at March 21, 2019 02:34 PM (MAstk)

4 I wish most days a neutron bomb would destroy Podhoretz

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:35 PM (BbGew)

5 Aw come on, the first interesting thing he says and he retreats from it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

6 So ban them all. Let them do their own thinking for the first time in, well, definitely years, maybe decades.

==========

They'll just get another account as their assistant or something.

They can't stop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:35 PM (oh/Sd)

7 JPud is beyond cuck.

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (BXMxN)

8 Top 20

Posted by: Barak Obama at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (pw+jk)

9 This is like kicking the fat retard on the playground.

Only more hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (Ot6OZ)

10 Parlay!

That was an illegal 1st, for which I denounce myself. I commented after the post blanked. I will take my lashes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (t6MX/)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (IXZGh)

12 top 15

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (pw+jk)

13 Buh bye, cuck!


Apparently the Wikipedia page about Trump's Charlottesville statements keeps getting edited to keep the "fine people" lie alive.
Every time someone posts his *full* statements, they are removed. In minutes.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (W+vEI)

14
Podhorrid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (zBaqJ)

15

Use a NORMAL bomb!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (aKsyK)

16 13 Buh bye, cuck!


Apparently the Wikipedia page about Trump's Charlottesville statements keeps getting edited to keep the "fine people" lie alive.
Every time someone posts his *full* statements, they are removed. In minutes.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (W+vEI)

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"We can't have full context here! This is an encyclopedia!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (oh/Sd)

17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (LtG+N)

18 Fuck all of them. I'm sick of these oxygen thieves.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (NWiLs)

19 13 Buh bye, cuck!


Apparently the Wikipedia page about Trump's Charlottesville statements keeps getting edited to keep the "fine people" lie alive.
Every time someone posts his *full* statements, they are removed. In minutes.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (W+vEI)

But Wiki is a totally trustworthy source of information, oh yes.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (RD7QR)

20 Why use a bomb? Why bother? They're doing a bang-up job on their profession without any input from us.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (hLRSq)

21 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (KUaJL)

22 Burn Twitter
Salt the server farms
Laugh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (Ot6OZ)

23 The NOOD is a lie!!!

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (NLLmE)

24 He must've gotten his train ticket for the re-education camp.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (NjJUT)

25
"Nude Bomb"

- - Agent 86

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

26
I told you all 18 hours ago this was coming:


I'll bet my left nut Pod has already penned a profuse apology about bombing a school.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 08:13 PM (WE5/U)




Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (0NFLi)

27
All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously


And fight the NRA!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (aKsyK)

28 Here's a guy whose Wikipedia edits keep getting removed - he shows what's edited, and how quickly it happens:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4sr6by4

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (W+vEI)

29 19
But Wiki is a totally trustworthy source of information, oh yes.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (RD7QR)

=========

For information on history, science, and television shows, I've always found it a good place to start.

For anything remotely controversial? Hell no.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (oh/Sd)

30 "I JUST CAN'T QUIT YOU!!!!"

- Brokeback Podhoretz

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (IXZGh)

31 He's a cuck's cuck.


Does he write for The Bull's Work?

Posted by: Ha at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (MAstk)

32 25
"Nude Bomb"

- - Agent 86
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

"Doctor Goldfoot and his Bikini Machine"

--my boner

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (Ot6OZ)

33 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (LtG+N)

That Guy Whose Mama Is So Ashamed of Him That She Refuses to Even Spend Time Noodging Him About Birthdays.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (RD7QR)

34 23 The NOOD is a lie!!!
Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (NLLmE)

=========

As long as I get my cake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (oh/Sd)

35 read the content.

I never have understood twatter. seems like a bunch of vile narcissists who like hearing themselves talk and need the affirmation of others to continue their verbal diarrhea.

and why does everyone feel the need to apologize. "oh, I said something offensive.....good! go fuck yourself!"

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (d7Ww2)

36 I'm so glad that I have no need for Twitter. I'm happy to say that I can stay out of the Sewers called "Facebook", "Twitter", "Instagram", etc...

I only wish there were an alternative to You Tube that was as easy to navigate.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (Ckg4U)

37 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM


"A kind of weasel".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (p+Wdc)

38 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously



And fight the NRA!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (aKsyK)

====
And death to Trump!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (pw+jk)

39 37 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM

"A kind of weasel".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (p+Wdc)

==========

In Spanish: A whale's vagina.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (oh/Sd)

40 21 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (KUaJL)

It's understood.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

41 He just can't quit it. He's frequently announcing Grand Departures from Twitter, only to show back up, sometimes, within a day.
++++++++
Twitter's a helluva drug. Podhoretz's a helluva cuck. Therefore, we may conclude that Podhoretz is a drug-addled cuck.

Let this guide whether he should be listened to. If you knew a crack-addicted wife-swapper, would you go to him for life advice? No, you wouldn't.

So why go to a Twitter-addicted establishmentarian for political advice?

Drug-addled cucks: not even once.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (I2dne)

42 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

And fight the NRA!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (aKsyK)


SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (IXZGh)

43 Just Jim Frikkin Dandy!

Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?

Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (8ikIW)

44 and why does everyone feel the need to apologize. "oh, I said something offensive.....good! go fuck yourself!"
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (d7Ww2)

-----------------------

Aka the Trump school of tweeting. They have learned nothing from him.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (ffYR/)

45 There was no reason to apologize to the idiot 'journalist" who can't figure out what nazi symbols are (not that there are any books that she could consult) and relies on her low IQ to smear a disabled veteran with her sooper journalistic brain and snark. But mainly snark.

Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (XROPS)

46 42 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

And fight the NRA!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (aKsyK)

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (IXZGh)

==========

Be excellent to each other, and...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (oh/Sd)

47 I never have understood twatter. seems like a bunch of vile narcissists who like hearing themselves talk and need the affirmation of others to continue their verbal diarrhea.

You could seamlessly substitute "Congress" for "twatter" there.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

48 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM

-------

It's the name of a town in Poland.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (AzW6q)

49 Dammit, I posted a real post as Stormy. Sigh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (I2dne)

50 I don't get it. Do they think journalists are people or something?

Posted by: JSchuler at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (ySdHR)

51 And helloooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

52 37 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM

"A kind of weasel".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (p+Wdc)


I always laugh when I see Leon Wieseltier's name, which literally means "weasel animal."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (Ofz3/)

53 As long as I get my cake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (oh/Sd)


Don't eat all my cake.....

Posted by: Slow Roosevelt at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (IXZGh)

54 I am banned from Twatter because I wouldn't submit to their group think. I don't miss it at all. It is a bunch of howling retards screaming into the void... mostly

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (flINI)

55 Hi Insom!

I miss you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

56 SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!


==========



Be excellent to each other, and...




WYLD STALLYNS !!

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (LL1Be)

57 >>Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?

We really do need to fix the neutron bomb gun show loophole.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (/tuJf)

58 Dont wanna watch video of Trump being not a white supremacist? Follow this link to the transcript of Trump not being a white supremacist, which admittedly is easier to handle than trying to listen to him speak.

https://bit.ly/2umxkqt

Link is to Scott Adams' twitter account.

Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (gL92H)

59 Yes, you know cuck Kristol's new site is really The Bull's Work.

Posted by: Ha at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (MAstk)

60
Wait...

So you're saying that Podhoretz bombed Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: Trailer Park Boys at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (GEhPL)

61 37 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM

"A kind of weasel".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (p+Wdc)

A Horst Weasel?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (NWiLs)

62 Stupid journalists still can't get it right. It's not a neutron bomb you dumbasses. It is an enhanced radiation warhead.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (Ih4ii)

63 I am sure this is a huge misunderstanding. Podhoretz probably uses voice-to-text and referred to the need for a "Bill of Materials" - abbreviated as "BOM" and pronounced as "bomb" to be delivered to the J-School to ensure their future success. It wasn't "neutron" but "neutral" because he wants to ensure a fair bidding process.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (I2dne)

64 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (LtG+N)

Pud hurts

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

65 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (uopCm)

66 ..."Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?"
-Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (8ikIW)

Turn it in to "Literally Hitler", because there was an obvious loophole that subverts The System.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (Ckg4U)

67 They're all still yapping about Trump having called Neo-Nazis "very fine people.

Also, when Trump called all Mexicans rapists and criminals. I actually had a friend tell me that is what he said, although he obviously didn't.

Posted by: huerfano at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (6e1eX)

68

Truck Monkey, glad to hear you had a relatively good outcome with your mom's issue.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (0NFLi)

69 Yes, you know cuck Kristol's new site is really The Bull's Work.
Posted by: Ha at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (MAstk)


Bulwark = Suck the Bull Cock.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (IXZGh)

70 No neutron?

Damn, I had me a song and dance and everything.

Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (8ikIW)

71 As long as I get my cake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (oh/Sd)

I left it in the rain...

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

72 67 They're all still yapping about Trump having called Neo-Nazis "very fine people.

Also, when Trump called all Mexicans rapists and criminals. I actually had a friend tell me that is what he said, although he obviously didn't.
Posted by: huerfano at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (6e1eX)

===========

The implication is that Mexicans who stay in Mexico are great. Why not go back to all the great Mexicans there?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (oh/Sd)

73 All the world will miss the courage, the intellect, the outright heroism, and most importantly the cucking tips of John Podhoretz.

I will personally miss jacking off with him on twitter.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (pw+jk)

74 I left it in the rain...
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)
++++++++
Ohhh-oooo Noooooooo!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (I2dne)

75 Hi Insom!

I miss you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)


Way to leave a lasting impression, man.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (IXZGh)

76 Wow, starting to wonder who keeps shoving John Podhoretz and Ben Shapiro down our throats. It can't be a conspiracy just to benefit Jews, or Sefton would have his own website.

And I keep forgetting that all the reporting about the President's remarks, on any issue, is usually a lie. Burn the media towers, impale the reporters.

Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (JH+YW)

77 I wish the school cafeteria serve bad burritos washed down with cheap vodka leading to it being awash in vomit and diarrhea.
Would that get me banned?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (JgA4k)

78 What we need is sensible assault neutron reform.

Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (gL92H)

79 64 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (LtG+N)

Pud hurts
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

Pud scars
Pud wounds
And mars

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (NWiLs)

80 And unlike real drugs, Twitter doesn't make you seem cool or fun to hang out with.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (xfb67)

81 Ban all high capacity neutron bombs!

Posted by: IC at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (a0IVu)

82 68




Truck Monkey, glad to hear you had a relatively good outcome with your mom's issue.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (0NFLi)

This x 1000.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (t6MX/)

83 Truck Monkey, glad to hear you had a relatively good outcome with your mom's issue.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (0NFLi)

____

Thanks to you and everyone for your prayers. Talked to her today and it would seem that she is in the beginning stages of dementia. My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (flINI)

84 I am truly deeply sorry for all the anger-farts created by my wish-cakes. Please open up your pain-hearts to my best butt-salve.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (LL1Be)

85 I will personally miss jacking off with him on twitter.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (pw+jk)
++++++++
Jonah, the only thing sadder and gayer than a circle-jerk is a virtual circle-jerk.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (I2dne)

86 I quit both Twitter and Gab months ago.

Turns out I was not winning the culture war.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (2H2mC)

87 I'm sure his apology was accepted --- oh . . .

@chick_in_kiev

I don't accept the apology of a man who will neither recognize nor atone for his rank, abusive misogyny. Stay gone, Podhoretz.
- - - -
@laurenduca

"I'm Sorry I Blew Myself" by John Podhoretz
- - - -
@MollyJongFast

Bye bye pod.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (W+vEI)

88 As usual,

*shrug*

Is anybody listening to anybody on the perpetually-sinking NeverTrump ship of fools?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (UnA8+)

89 Hi Insom!



I miss you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

Makes my day.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (t6MX/)

90 You don't need more than 10 neutrons in your bomb to hunt deer!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (xfb67)

91 (puts down neutron bomb)...

Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (vDqXW)

92 There's some very fine people on AoSHQ.. but not any of youse guys...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (so+oy)

93 9 This is like kicking the fat retard on the playground.
Only more hilarious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (Ot6OZ)


Really?!?!?!?

Some of us have "retarded" children.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (uDcBt)

94 Some people do well in school because they are good at figuring out what their teachers want to hear and then they produce it.

I think you can see this trait in all the nevertrumpers . . .

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (g0bpp)

95
Pud hurts
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

Pud scars
Pud wounds
And mars
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (NWiLs)

-----

Points for Nazareth reference....

*holds lighter aloft.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (8XRCm)

96 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

dunno nothin' 'bout no yiddish, but a kinda slavicish breakdown:

pod: near, under
hor: i'll let you imagine
etz: dude (c.f. amerikanets, etc.)

Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (sGtp+)

97 55 Hi Insom!

I miss you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

You too.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

98 There's some very fine people on AoSHQ.. but not any of youse guys...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (so+oy)


Careful. Your hash is Sooy, boi......

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (IXZGh)

99 Big news today. My cat what lives under my porch and has become my BFF decided to come inside the kitchen this morning and have a look around. Puddin Power is an amazing thing.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (LtG+N)

100 Man, my most recent Twitter handle has been shadowbanned, but I am running an all-time record for this one not being officially banned. Going on five months, now.

I need to UP MY GAME.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (AzW6q)

101 "There's some very fine people on AoSHQ.. but not any of youse guys..."
-Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (so+oy)

...and I'm Good With That.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (Ckg4U)

102 80 And unlike real drugs, Twitter doesn't make you seem cool or fun to hang out with.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (xfb67)

[Wipes away drool] Absolutely!

Posted by: Emaciated Heroin addict at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (RD7QR)

103 Im banned from Twitter because I never understood why I needed a lstserv client

Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (25Dt7)

104 "Eat me last" example # 11,358.

I wish there were a better word for these worms than cuck, but there ain't, so...

Makes "bunny ears."

Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (gL92H)

105 There's some very fine people on AoSHQ.. but not any of youse guys...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


That's right mister!

I have my street cred to consider.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (Z04f8)

106 Apparently the Wikipedia page about Trump's Charlottesville statements keeps getting edited to keep the "fine people" lie alive.

Every time someone posts his *full* statements, they are removed. In minutes.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (W+vEI)
+++This is just one example of how the left operates. They keep the message fresh and alive. They repeat and repeat again old, unsupported fabrications. They have people working full-time to amend the edit to their liking. Manipulation of facts and figures are their forte. We have no organized body to oppose and outwit these fanatics.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (aWjrD)

107 Well...anyway, miss you in Twitter, ace.

Posted by: Tu abuela tambien at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (efMXe)

108 @MollyJongFast

Bye bye pod.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (W+vEI)
++++++++++
I am sure am shocked this representative of those rock-ribbed conservatives - one they *hired,* mind you - is turning on them. Inexplicable. No one could see it coming.

And these people wonder why they're in the part of the Venn Diagram where "irrelevant" and "hated" overlap.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (I2dne)

109 Well...anyway, miss you in Twitter, ace.
Posted by: Tu abuela tambien at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (efMXe)


Replaced by the sidebar.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (IXZGh)

110 99 Big news today. My cat what lives under my porch and has become my BFF decided to come inside the kitchen this morning and have a look around. Puddin Power is an amazing thing.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (LtG+N)

You realize he's just sizing you up for later consumption, right?

Posted by: Emaciated Heroin addict at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (RD7QR)

111 Thanks to you and everyone for your prayers. Talked to her today and it would seem that she is in the beginning stages of dementia. My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (flINI)

---------------------------

I'm very glad to hear all worked out in the end. I don't envy your brother the task of taking the car away, as this is taking their independence away. Clearly though, it needs to happen. Prayers for strength for your brother.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (ffYR/)

112 I never have understood twatter. seems like a bunch of vile narcissists who like hearing themselves talk and need the affirmation of others to continue their verbal diarrhea.

and why does everyone feel the need to apologize. "oh, I said something offensive.....good! go fuck yourself!"
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (d7Ww2)

Just say "journalists". It is shorter.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (FTPn0)

113 I have spent a 37-year career working in and around and among journalists.
.........

Term limits on "journalists".

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (v0R5T)

114 Hey leave my friend Jimmy alone!

Posted by: Carl Wheezer at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (g0bpp)

115 108 I am sure am shocked this representative of those rock-ribbed conservatives - one they *hired,* mind you - is turning on them. Inexplicable. No one could see it coming.

And these people wonder why they're in the part of the Venn Diagram where "irrelevant" and "hated" overlap.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (I2dne)

============

"What are you doing? Pod-boy is one of the good guys!"
-Bill Kristol

"You're all Jewish scum."
-MollyJongFast

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (oh/Sd)

116 President Trump Tweets the US should acknowledge the Golan heights as Israeli territory after 50 years, BeBe Tweeted back thanking President Trump.
Leftists heads exploding in 5, 4, 3, 2,....

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (BbGew)

117 @MollyJongFast

Isn't this the hate-filled, brain lacking beast that attacked a cancer survivor?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (Z04f8)

118 time to stop responding to the rewording of the left. You can see Russia from Alaska, just not Palin's house. yet, how many "idiots/lefties" say she said that.
time for ridicule. esp as there are so many targets. dirt eating Beto, the idiot bartender, native American heritage thief senator.

Posted by: thrint in hiding at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (1XtI9)

119 Trainspotting sockoff

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (RD7QR)

120 So I'm going to look at three rescue dogs tomorrow. One is a yellow lab/husky cross described as being born to play. The second is a pyrenees/heeler cross also described as super friendly, but afraid of cars. The third, if still available, is mostly border collie, describe as crazy intelligent.
Hey, if I get the last one, maybe I could set up a debate with AOC.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (JgA4k)

121 Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?



Get rid of it. Toss it into Canada.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (5UfE7)

122 The day that PDT ends a tweet with "Sad cuck!" will likely result in permanent injury too many owing to complications from schadenboner eruption.

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (Kc8Wi)

123 116 President Trump Tweets the US should acknowledge the Golan heights as Israeli territory after 50 years, BeBe Tweeted back thanking President Trump.
Leftists heads exploding in 5, 4, 3, 2,....
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (BbGew)

============

I can't wait for the next Democratic president to promise to undo this and never follow through.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (oh/Sd)

124 The only people I miss on Twatface are the Morons I saw over there, and Iowahawk and James Woods

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (flINI)

125 "Thanks to you and everyone for your prayers. Talked to her today and it would seem that she is in the beginning stages of dementia. My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again."
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (flINI)

I'm going through that, presently. My email is in my nic, if you want to chat, Brother.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (Ckg4U)

126
Pod-Whore-itz should've said he said "drop a Neutron Dance" on NYU.

So easy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)

127 Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?







Get rid of it. Toss it into Canada.

Posted by: rickb223
Yeah!

Posted by: The Finians at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (25Dt7)

128 120>>Take all 3 dogs and fight the biggest one for leadership of the pack.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (xfb67)

129 Hey, if I get the last one, maybe I could set up a debate with AOC.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (JgA4k)
+++++++++++
Why bother? The collie'd win. Pick a stupider dog if you want the freshman representative to have a fighting chance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (I2dne)

130
We need a Sad Cuck Trombone piece of music with these poats.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (0NFLi)

131 102 80 And unlike real drugs, Twitter doesn't make you seem cool or fun to hang out with.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (xfb67)

[Wipes away drool] Absolutely!
Posted by: Emaciated Heroin addict at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (RD7QR)


Ha, got em there, stay away *hack* from the *hack hack* stay away from *cough cough cough hack spit up green schmutz* the hard stuff, like mom and dad and *hack* uncle Keith. *spits*

Posted by: Cigarettes, the original gateway drug at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (gL92H)

132 President Trump Tweets the US should acknowledge the
Golan heights as Israeli territory after 50 years, BeBe Tweeted back
thanking President Trump.

Leftists heads exploding in 5, 4, 3, 2,....

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (BbGew)



============



I can't wait for the next Democratic president to promise to undo this and never follow through.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM

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Plus the next democrat President will move the embassy out of Jerusalem.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (JUOKG)

133 Hi Insom!

I miss you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

You too.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

******

Awwww....allergies suddenly kicking in.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (Ih4ii)

134 Pod-Whore-itz should've said he said "drop a Neutron Dance" on NYU.

So easy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)


I can't believe you fell for the banana in the tailpipe.....

Posted by: Axle Foley at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (IXZGh)

135 I sympathize with the sentiment, though. Evil place that brews up constant misery and lies.

Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?

We must close the gun show neutron bomb gap!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (39g3+)

136 129 Why bother? The collie'd win. Pick a stupider dog if you want the freshman representative to have a fighting chance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (I2dne)

AOC wouldn't be able to win a debate with a Malamute.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (UnA8+)

137 132 Plus the next democrat President will move the embassy out of Jerusalem.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (JUOKG)

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That's gonna be a pledge in the Democratic primaries, isn't it?

"Will you pledge to move the American embassy back to Tel Aviv?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (oh/Sd)

138 Twitter is a stupid stupid place. We all left and right would be better off without it.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (0OmEj)

139
96 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

dunno nothin' 'bout no yiddish, but a kinda slavicish breakdown:

pod: near, under
hor: i'll let you imagine
etz: dude (c.f. amerikanets, etc.)


to be fair, if you assume it's a transliteration stemming from Ukrainian (where 'g' morphed to 'h'; in the recent unpleasantness, you can tell from which side a report stems by whether it talks about "Lugansk" or "Luhansk"), -hor- would refer to mountains.

so it'd be like Underhill. guy's a hobbit.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (sGtp+)

140
AOC wouldn't be able to win a debate with a Malamute.

Alaskan or Siberian?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (LL1Be)

141 AOC wouldn't be able to win a debate with a Malamute.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (UnA8+)

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Malamutes talk a whole lot... good for a filibuster.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (AzW6q)

142 A friedn fo mine was recently slandered by the Columbia Journalism Review in a hit[iece that was outrageously biased, and violated every supposed rule of real journalism.

One would expect this of a partisan blog or some random tabloid, yet this was the Columbia Journalism Review, which is supposedly the very watchdog guarding the sanctity of true old-school journalistic integrity.

If the Columbia Journalism Review has fallen prey to leftist groupthink and Stalinist tactics, then there is no one left at the gate to uphold journalism any more. Done. It's finished.

Posted by: zombie at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (5tb4C)

143 137
"Will you pledge to move the American embassy back to Tel Aviv?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (oh/Sd)


More like "will you pledge to nuke Tel Aviv?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (zBaqJ)

144 My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again.

My mom is getting to the age where she can still drive, but isn't as safe as she once was. Soon she won't be able to do it any longer. Its a horrible time, the loss of independence. But she's aware of it, at least, and is driving only whens he absolutely has to and if someone else is around.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (39g3+)

145 Twitter is a stupid stupid place. We all left and right would be better off without it.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (0OmEj)
+++++++++
But how can people lead ersatz lives of relevance without it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (I2dne)

146
That's gonna be a pledge in the Democratic primaries, isn't it?

"Will you pledge to move the American embassy back to Tel Aviv?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (oh/Sd)



They'll just remove it completely.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (IXZGh)

147 i'm just burning...doing the neutron dance

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (0O7c5)

148 Just the punchline: The crocodile lied.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (hLRSq)

149 Ace go back on Twitter. You won't, pansy.

Hard mode: get banned today.
Nightmare mode: before sundown.

Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (gL92H)

150 so it'd be like Underhill. guy's a hobbit.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (sGtp+)

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I might be wrong, but I think it's a corruption of "Podhorce," a town in Poland/Galicia.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (AzW6q)

151 139
so it'd be like Underhill. guy's a hobbit.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (sGtp+)


"Stick them with the bill."

- - Fletch

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (zBaqJ)

152 Plus the next democrat President will move the embassy out of Jerusalem.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (JUOKG)

*******

But only after some Americans are killed and the democrat struts about for a bit claiming we don't negotiate with terrorists. And then does an apology and bowing your. And then discovers a crack in the build's foundation necessitating the move.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (Ih4ii)

153 104 "Eat me last" example # 11,358.

I wish there were a better word for these worms than cuck, but there ain't, so...

Makes "bunny ears."
Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (gL92H)

Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.

Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (7HtZB)

154 President Trump Tweets the US should acknowledge the Golan heights as Israeli territory after 50 years, BeBe Tweeted back thanking President Trump.
Leftists heads exploding in 5, 4, 3, 2,....

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (BbGew)


Like Syria can do anything about that right now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (hLRSq)

155 150 so it'd be like Underhill. guy's a hobbit.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (sGtp+)

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I might be wrong, but I think it's a corruption of "Podhorce," a town in Poland/Galicia.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (AzW6q)


Wait, he ain't no "Galitizianer!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (zBaqJ)

156 149 Ace go back on Twitter. You won't, pansy.

Hard mode: get banned today.
Nightmare mode: before sundown.
Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (gL92H)

=============

That'd be like nightmare mode after entering IDDQD.

"Men are men, and women are women."

Done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (oh/Sd)

157 everyday twitter emails me to tell me to look and see what my twitter friends have said.....somedays i email twitter back telling them i can't because they have locked my account.......it's like they are taunting me......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (0O7c5)

158 I wish most days a neutron bomb would destroy Podhoretz

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:35 PM (BbGew)
...........

Not slow and painful enough

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (v0R5T)

159 104 "Eat me last" example # 11,358.

I wish there were a better word for these worms than cuck, but there ain't, so...

Makes "bunny ears."
Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (gL92H)


J.V. Last's ears perked up?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (zBaqJ)

160 Hey, if I get the last one, maybe I could set up a debate with AOC.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

+++++++++++

Why bother? The collie'd win. Pick a stupider dog if you want the freshman representative to have a fighting chance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

+++++

Yeah. Pick a Cocker Spaniel.


Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 02:56 PM (5UfE7)

161 138 Twitter is a stupid stupid place. We all left and right would be better off without it.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (0OmEj)

You spelled "Washington DC" wrong.

Posted by: Roy at March 21, 2019 02:56 PM (xqdqQ)

162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

163 162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

===========

"There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)

164 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (/tuJf)

165 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

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I've done it several times. Just dunk on libs/cucks enough and it'll happen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (AzW6q)

166 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)


Thank The Lord Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States of America.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (IXZGh)

167 >>>162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

tell a tranny laid off from Buzzfeed, "Learn to code, dude"

Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (PbpT7)

168 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

He whose wife is roundly rogered by other men.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (4AeKb)

169 162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

Quote the koran re: homosexuals

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (7HtZB)

170 Top 20
Posted by: Barak Obama at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (pw+jk)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'RE SAYING "TOP", BUT IN REALITY YOU'RE A BOTTOM.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (0vY1N)

171 My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again.

My mom is getting to the age where she can still drive, but isn't as safe as she once was. Soon she won't be able to do it any longer. Its a horrible time, the loss of independence. But she's aware of it, at least, and is driving only whens he absolutely has to and if someone else is around.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (39g3+)



We made my dad stop driving a few years ago because he was unsafe and he finally agreed after he ran over a curb and hit a building one day.

He's gotten much better over the last year or so and wanted to start driving. I pitched a fit but he agreed that he would take driving lessons first so I agreed. I mean, either the instructor would say no don't drive or he would say Dad was good to drive so what was the harm.

The driving lessons went well so Dad started driving two weeks ago. He was so happy.

Yesterday he hit a truck while pulling out of a parking spot. He's fine but there's a good size dent in the car. I was going to say okay no more driving for you but Mommy said he already agreed to that and he sounded so sad when he told me about it I didn't have the heart to say anything.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (mf5HN)

172 164 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (/tuJf)

==========

Sorry, but I can't get too excited about EO's.

I know it's not his job to get legislation through, but EO's rub me the wrong way in general and are too easily overturned.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (oh/Sd)

173
"There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)


That's what I said, but no one listens to me.

Posted by: Zuul at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (hLRSq)

174 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

175 N. Lurker, we have a Pyrenees mix - fantastic breed. If we ever get another dog, we would definitely want another one!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (uDcBt)

176 168 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

He whose wife is roundly rogered by other men.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (4AeKb)

Wait, that's what the genealogist said my name meant!

Posted by: Captain Billy Kristol at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (7HtZB)

177 I used to like when Twatface send me messages explaining why I was put in timeout with the offending Tweet attached. "When you delete the Tweet we will let you back on"... I was stupid enough a couple of times to do just that. It's like everyone over there are 13 year old girls on their first period.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (flINI)

178 fake flapper quits Twitter every few minutes.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (n13/j)

179 163 "There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)

Nah. Brucelyn's not enough of a Lefty Icon.

Try "There is no Brianna Wu. There is just John Walker Flynt. #MiloWasRight"

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (UnA8+)

180 J.V. Last's ears perked up?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


How effing vapid is someone who decided their professional commentator pen name is "Junior Varsity" "Last". I don't care if it's his real name, make something else up.

Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (gL92H)

181 163 162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

===========

"There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)

"I just don't think it's right that @jack transitioned from a male to female"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

182
Thanks to you and everyone for your prayers. Talked to her today and it would seem that she is in the beginning stages of dementia. My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM


Under the heading of 'Why Not, It's Cheap and Readily Available' I recently read of some research that topical creams can drastically reduce some inflammation markers. The skin is the largest body organ. All the current research is leaning toward inflammation as main Alzheimers cause.

It couldn't hurt to run your own study. Body creams are cheap.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (jYje5)

183 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

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Those are all parts of the same thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (AzW6q)

184 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

+++++

Just jump into a Chuck Todd thread and call him "Chuck Tard". Instant ban.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (flINI)

185 Is Podhoretz really a "journalist?" I mean, does he go out and actually investigate stuff? For as long I've been aware of him, he's an opinion columnist, a pundit.
Come to think of it, most "journalists" ARE opinion columnists and pundits, so I guess in that case, Podhoretz IS a journalist.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (NFEMn)

186 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)


You forgot "The MSM"

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)

187 Is it just me, or do we collectively think that the one thing that gets you banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (oh/Sd)

188 Have any of you seen this new freaky cat breed that looks like a wolf?

Called something like, Lycoi.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (xfb67)

189 No neutron?

Damn, I had me a song and dance and everything.

Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (8ikIW)

we beat you to it...

Posted by: Pointer Sisters at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (8D42x)

190 My father in law kept his car keys till he was 88 (he's 94 now) He hated giving them up, but his children got together and made him go out with him to look at his car. Nice car, and the front and sides looked like new. The rear end looked like it had been worked over with a sledgehammer, because his neck had gotten stiff, and his eyesight wasn't so good, and when he had to back out of anything, he'd just put it in reverse until her felt a "bump" and then go on. He had no clue what he was running into, and he'd gotten to where he didn't really care.

His kids told him "Dad, you can't go on the road and play bumper cars every day."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (k1TUh)

191 162
I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.



It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

+++
It is not, "Trump is like a cancer in this country and must be removed."- Rob Reiner. I don't know if he twitted it or not, but he said it. But that's okay.Nor can you wear an Obama mask and be a rodeo clown. Your career and life will be ruined.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (aWjrD)

192 174 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

[X] Harvard

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (UnA8+)

193 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (/tuJf)



The consternation that causes for professional politicians, think tank persons, lobbyists, and other assorted hostes humani generis - how are they going to keep their phony-baloney jobs if problems get solved?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (hLRSq)

194 Only? The NYU Journalism School?

The cuckholdery of low expectations.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (LaORH)

195 Lynx

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (LtG+N)

196 banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?
=====
Nope.

its LEARN TO CODE isn't it?

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (ys1IH)

197 Ah, looks like a werewolf, I meant to say.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (xfb67)

198 174 I would have to go with Twitter at this point. It is so close, there should be brackets like the NCAA.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (n13/j)

199 "There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."

"Barack Obama was a shit president"

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (LL1Be)

200 188 Have any of you seen this new freaky cat breed that looks like a wolf?

Called something like, Lycoi.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (xfb67)

Cats that change into wolves? Lycatthropy?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (NWiLs)

201 Time to balance my Wikicheckbook from the Wikibank. Or was it "Wookie"?

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (RuIsu)

202 150 I might be wrong, but I think it's a corruption of "Podhorce," a town in Poland/Galicia.

interesting. wikipidia says the ukrainian name for the place is "pidhirce", which pretty much reads straight up as "under/against the mountains" ("hir" being genitive plural for "hor", the ukrainian word for "mountain"). "podhoretz" probably literally means "dude from podhorce".

Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (sGtp+)

203 When it come to the left: never haul your flag down. Never apologize.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (TdMsT)

204 I heard on the radio yesterday morning that in re the George Conway/President Trump Twitter feud, Podhoretz actually tweeted out that Kellyanne should immediately resign her position with this administration to prove she's a loyal wife standing by her man.

Never mind that her husband has been lobbying grenades at the president for months, if not years, and the president finally struck back, for once.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (aXucN)

205 >>Sorry, but I can't get too excited about EO's.

>>I know it's not his job to get legislation through, but EO's rub me the wrong way in general and are too easily overturned.

Unfortunately, he's not the dictator he is made out to be. But as the Chief Executive he does control a huge pool of money that goes to colleges.

Obama molded college behavior with EOs for 8 years doing this. Trump can do it too.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (/tuJf)

206 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.



The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (/tuJf)

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Yes but which obscure federal judge will strike free speech down. This is a nice political as well as the right move.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (pw+jk)

207 "Michelle Obama is incredibly ugly."

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (LL1Be)

208 175 N. Lurker, we have a Pyrenees mix - fantastic breed. If we ever get another dog, we would definitely want another one!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (uDcBt)

According to the profile the pyrenees mix needs the most training. She apparently the most to learn but is natural friendly. She had a bad experience with a vehicle so she is afraid of getting into a vehicle.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (JgA4k)

209 Manx.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (LtG+N)

210 "There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)


That's what I said, but no one listens to me.
Posted by: Zuul at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (hLRSq)
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I know what you mean. People kept deadnaming me "John McCain"

Posted by: Tumor at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (vDqXW)

211 When it come to the left: never haul your flag down. Never apologize.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (TdMsT)
++++++++++
Add Podhoretz to the list of people who probably saw but didn't grok something important from their fellow media members. For him, it's Tucker Carlson's stance on this.

But I guess Tucker doesn't live his live via Twitter proxy...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (I2dne)

212 186 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

You forgot "The MSM"
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)

They're all just metastases of the same cancer.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (NWiLs)

213
Cats that change into wolves? Lycatthropy?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (NWiLs)


Do they run around demanding reassignment surgery at the expense of the American Taxpayer?

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (IXZGh)

214 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

I'll believe it when I see it. He said he'd do that about sanctuary cities, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (39g3+)

215 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

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Twitter.

We've had Washington for over 200 years
We've had Hollywood for about 100 years.

Twitter has been a force for, what 9, 10 years?
Social media will be the ruin of The Republic.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (NFEMn)

216 205 Unfortunately, he's not the dictator he is made out to be. But as the Chief Executive he does control a huge pool of money that goes to colleges.

Obama molded college behavior with EOs for 8 years doing this. Trump can do it too.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (/tuJf)

============

Fingers crossed that good does come of it, but I just imagine President Biden, in 2021, reversing this so far as to make it compulsory for universities to discriminate against the less than woke.

Trump's action is a positive step, but I just can't get excited about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (oh/Sd)

217 196 banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?
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Nope.

its LEARN TO CODE isn't it?
Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (ys1IH)

"I really think that people who are thinking of transitioning should stop that and instead learn to code"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (RD7QR)

218 Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (gL92H)
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kari, where you been? Did you get married?

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (aXucN)

219 >>113 I have spent a 37-year career working in and around and among journalists.
.........
Term limits on "journalists".
Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (v0R5T)

"working" = "going to the pub"

Posted by: Caliban at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (qEujL)

220 Is it just me, or do we collectively think that the one thing that gets you banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


LGBTQWERTYUIOP signalling is the current coastal marxist weapon of choice. But islamic money is behind the Obama/media cabal.

Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (gL92H)

221 217 196 banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?
=====
Nope.

its LEARN TO CODE isn't it?
Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (ys1IH)

"I really think that people who are thinking of transitioning should stop that and instead learn to code"
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (RD7QR)

"LEARN TO GENETIC CODE".

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (UnA8+)

222 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (/tuJf)


Transactional president and I mean that as a compliment.

The businessman viewed his candidacy as an offer and the election as an acceptance of that offer. He is now attempting to fulfill the terms of that agreement.

I do comprehend why professional politicians find such a notion terrifying and confusing.

Also have I said that David French is a Pharisee today? Because screw that guy in particular.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (mf5HN)

223 An Automatic Lifetime Ban on Twitter would probably be triggered by any of the first 10 things I would want to post on Twitter, if I had an account there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (k1TUh)

224 Oh, neutron-bombing college journalism schools is difficult, dangerous, and risks collateral damage.

Far better just to whip the students and faculty out and march them off to the fields.

Posted by: Pol Pot (miss me yet?) at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (8erNz)

225 kari, where you been? Did you get married?
Posted by: bluebell

Yep, and happily. So now I'm working during the day

How YOU doing?

Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (gL92H)

226 188 Have any of you seen this new freaky cat breed that looks like a wolf?

Called something like, Lycoi.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (xfb67)

I saw a video of the Lykoi, AKA Wolf Cat, or Werewolf cat the other day. It is somewhere between adorable and creepy looking. It is described as a natural mutation. It has no undercoat so its fur can be stroked in any direction.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (JgA4k)

227 I meant lobbing, not lobbying. Blerg.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (aXucN)

228 Ah, my last major, and completely pointless, meeting of the afternoon just got canceled.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (oh/Sd)

229 207
"Michelle Obama is incredibly ugly."


Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (LL1Be)

+++
LOL. Yeah, sure. Do it.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (aWjrD)

230 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw



That's freakin brilliant. Hah.

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (NLLmE)

231 "CAITLYN" JENNER IS A MAN!!!!

a totally fucked up disgrace of a man, to boot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (k1TUh)

232 I know the pain of the loss of independence that comes from giving up the DL. I stopped driving at 42 because I was a hazard too myself and everyone else. If I can do it so can the elderly.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (0OmEj)

233 " Twitter is Real and you should believe everything on Twitter"

I predict a lot of surprise as some point as people find out there are things that are more real than Twitter. Part of this extended 3 year hissy fit stems from a generation in the media that is used to getting their way and being able to dictate their version of reality. It's kind of like the old saw about how everyone is a tough guy on the internet.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (eAshZ)

234 I heard on the radio yesterday morning that in re the George Conway/President Trump Twitter feud, Podhoretz actually tweeted out that Kellyanne should immediately resign her position with this administration to prove she's a loyal wife standing by her man.
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John Cuckpodhoretz to apolgize to Feminazis in 3...2....1...

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (NFEMn)

235
I was surprised to learn that J-pod's daddy, Norman Podhoretz, who with Cap'n Cuck's daddy, Iriving Kristol was one of the leaders of the NeoCon movement (the original one), actually supports Trump.

So N-pod >> J-pod. Irving is dead, so no idea where he'd fall on the Trump question.

N-pod is getting pretty old and doesn't get around much anymore.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (f1Vqw)

236 Twitter is a stupid stupid place. We all left and right would be better off without it.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (0OmEj)

+++++++++

But how can people lead ersatz lives of relevance without it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (I2dne)

it's like telling people at a concert they don't need their cell phone cameras. You mine as well be telling them to amputate a limb. They are not going to give up their pacifiers for anything! They tried to ban these things at golf tournaments but they got the heckler's veto. The only holdout is The Masters and that will not last forever.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (n13/j)

237 I am headed to MI in an hour to pick up a new Newfiedoodle Pup. I currently have a 12 year old Weimaraner . I hope the old gal can handle whats about to come.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (flINI)

238 Yeah, that is all that I could think of, JJ --

Pointer Sisters - Neutron Dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-jdhorGtQI

(some of us are very old)

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (MIKMs)

239 222 Transactional president and I mean that as a compliment.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (mf5HN)

============

I wish more people saw politics as purely transactional.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (oh/Sd)

240 its LEARN TO CODE isn't it?
Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (ys1IH)
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And that should be an acceptable slam at a reporter if you got in an argument with one. It's bizarre that they could call you a mother humper and you can't just fling back "Learn to code", because that's "harassment".

What a bunch of shit.

Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (vDqXW)

241 Where cat?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (/tuJf)

242 227 I meant lobbing, not lobbying. Blerg.
Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (aXucN)

Nobody wants to take a grenade out to the steakhouse, buy it drinks and persuade it to adopt policies favorable to your clients.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:06 PM (NWiLs)

243 Lifetime Ban:

Homosexuality is a choice and Global Warming is a farce generated by elitists to control the masses.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:06 PM (IXZGh)

244 "Sandy O. Cortez is a wall-eyed, bucktoothed stupid little girl"

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:06 PM (LL1Be)

245 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.


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#learntocode,fag

Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2019 03:06 PM (8XRCm)

246 Yep, and happily. So now I'm working during the day

How YOU doing?
Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 03:04 PM (gL92H)
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Wonderful, congratulations! I hope we get to hear about some baby karis some day.

Me, I'm doing just fine. Life is good, my husband and kids are well, and spring is coming just as soon as it stops raining and being cold.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:07 PM (aXucN)

247 I was surprised to learn that J-pod's daddy, Norman Podhoretz, who with Cap'n Cuck's daddy, Iriving Kristol was one of the leaders of the NeoCon movement (the original one), actually supports Trump.

So N-pod >> J-pod. Irving is dead, so no idea where he'd fall on the Trump question.

N-pod is getting pretty old and doesn't get around much anymore.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (f1Vqw)

Supposedly, Norm Podhoretz likes Trump

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:07 PM (NFEMn)

248 237 I am headed to MI in an hour to pick up a new Newfiedoodle Pup. I currently have a 12 year old Weimaraner . I hope the old gal can handle whats about to come.

It will either kill her next week or extend her life by four years.

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 03:07 PM (8erNz)

249 What a bunch of shit.
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Some animals are more equal than others

Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 03:07 PM (LCdkd)

250 There, cat.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 21, 2019 03:07 PM (RuIsu)

251 >> Pointer Sisters - Neutron Dance

I posted that clip last night I think. I don't think of myself as old. In my mind, it ought to still be about 1995. It's been a blur since then.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (f1Vqw)

252 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw


That's great, but why is an EO required? Public universities are bound by The Constitution just like every other public medium.

Just prosecute those violating it.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (IXZGh)

253 What the Columbia Journalism Review did was interview his enemies and rivals and stalkers, who all enunciated insane falsehoods about him, which were then dutifully committed to print; but when the writer then interviewed the subject of this calumny himself "for his side of the story," she failed to mention any of the accusations against him, so he didn't even know he was being attacked, thus his "response" was irrelevant and off-topic -- and even worse, his apparent indifference to the accusations made him look even more callous and guilty.

It basically went like this:

"Susie Smith, a former colleague of Mr. Villain, said that he was a baby-raping klansman who regularly wore soiled diapers to work, while Bob Random noted that Mr. Villain masturbated into the office coffee machine every morning as part of his daily Satanic ritual.

For his part, Mr. Villain had this to say: "Yes, I think green is a very nice color, but purple has its good points as well." "

That basically sums up how the article was structured. When my friend saw the article, he was shocked because while the CJR reporter did indeed interview him, she never mentioned any of the allegations against him, and merely asked him off-topic irrelevant trivial questions, which he respectfully answered, unaware that his answers were construed to make him look uncaring and offering no defense to the allegations.

Posted by: zombie at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (5tb4C)

254 And what does he mean by working "in" journalists? Sounds icky.

Posted by: Caliban at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (qEujL)

255 "Ilhan Omar needs to push the button and detonate her suicide vest , already."

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (LL1Be)

256 Podhoretz puts the twat in Twitter.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (f5Ewc)

257 Where cat?
Posted by: JackStraw



Under Puddin's porch.

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (NLLmE)

258 "I can't believe this site is free".

I also can't believe Jonah's dick is in my ass.

And Stetler eats more carbs than an elephant.

And Charlie Sykes masturbates to naked pictures of David French.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (CBlDO)

259 I wish more people saw politics as purely transactional.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (oh/Sd)


Which is strange since politics is the second oldest profession and the oldest is absolutely transactional.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (hLRSq)

260 "Sandy O. Cortez is a wall-eyed, bucktoothed stupid little girl"
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:06 PM (LL1Be)


Reminds me of "walleye vision" from Hot Shots!

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (IXZGh)

261 253 That basically sums up how the article was structured. When my friend saw the article, he was shocked because while the CJR reporter did indeed interview him, she never mentioned any of the allegations against him, and merely asked him off-topic irrelevant trivial questions, which he respectfully answered, unaware that his answers were construed to make him look uncaring and offering no defense to the allegations.
Posted by: zombie at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (5tb4C)

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What are they teaching at that school?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (oh/Sd)

262 That's freakin brilliant. Hah.
Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (NLLmE)
++++++++++
Eh, I'm not sure, but it's probably the best an EO can accomplish. What we need is a bill:

"Any educational institution that receives any federal funds from any source must take affirmative action to defend the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States in on-campus affairs. Complaints regarding failures in this regard can be issued by any member of the student or any employee of the institution or any contractor serving the institution. If the institution is found to be in violation, all sources of federal funding shall be withdrawn immediately and permanently upon the first offense. Each institution found to be in violation will be permitted a single appeal, to be adjudicated within six calendar weeks. This legislation is effective immediately."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (I2dne)

263
Obama molded college behavior with EOs for 8 years doing this. Trump can do it too.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM


People have to remember that all of the good EO's that Trump signs will be 'un-done' if the leftists ever take over. It's gonna drive me to the polls at 5 am next election.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (jYje5)

264 Nobody wants to take a grenade out to the steakhouse, buy it drinks and persuade it to adopt policies favorable to your clients.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:06 PM (NWiLs)
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I don't know; the grenade might be preferable to most, if not all, politicians.

By the way, mister, do you still have that notebook I had you start about three years ago? I hope you have been writing down things for which you are thankful. I should think there would be many by now, eh?

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (aXucN)

265 255 "Ilhan Omar needs to push the button and detonate her suicide vest , already."
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (LL1Be)


" ... preferably at a meeting of the DNC."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 03:10 PM (Ofz3/)

266 If you made your Twitter handle "LearntoCodeBabyKillerTranny", could you be banned before even tweeting?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:10 PM (xfb67)

267 Twitter is a stupid stupid place. We all left and right would be better off without it.

Translation: this is not the hill to die on

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:10 PM (39g3+)

268 Learn2Deal

Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019 03:10 PM (vDqXW)

269 261 253 That basically sums up how the article was structured. When my friend saw the article, he was shocked because while the CJR reporter did indeed interview him, she never mentioned any of the allegations against him, and merely asked him off-topic irrelevant trivial questions, which he respectfully answered, unaware that his answers were construed to make him look uncaring and offering no defense to the allegations.
Posted by: zombie at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (5tb4C)


I do not agree with Vox Day on too many things but his 'do not talk to the media' shtick is right on the button. You must get your own video.

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 03:10 PM (8erNz)

270
I know the pain of the loss of independence that comes from giving up the DL. I stopped driving at 42 because I was a hazard too myself and everyone else. If I can do it so can the elderly.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable
_____________________

They'll have to pry my cold dead ass outta' my Corvette.

Posted by: Trailer Park Boys at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (GEhPL)

271 Learn2DealWithLearn2Code

Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (vDqXW)

272
I wish more people saw politics as purely transactional.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (oh/Sd)



Hey, at least the old spoils system was nice and openly corrupt.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (mf5HN)

273 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.


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#learntocode,fag
Posted by: fixerupper



That'll do it. ::nods sagely::

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (NLLmE)

274 Banable:

#AllLivesMatter

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (IXZGh)

275 Highest and best use of Twatter is to compile a passenger list for Aero Pinochet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (nPGq2)

276 "You what's hilarious? Trump grabbed ALL Y'ALL by the pussy!"

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (LL1Be)

277 262 That's freakin brilliant. Hah.
Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (NLLmE)
++++++++++
Eh, I'm not sure, but it's probably the best an EO can accomplish. What we need is a bill:

"Any educational institution that receives any federal funds from any source must take affirmative action to defend the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States in on-campus affairs. Complaints regarding failures in this regard can be issued by any member of the student or any employee of the institution or any contractor serving the institution. If the institution is found to be in violation, all sources of federal funding shall be withdrawn immediately and permanently upon the first offense. Each institution found to be in violation will be permitted a single appeal, to be adjudicated within six calendar weeks. This legislation is effective immediately."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (I2dne)

=============

"Every instance of the phrase 'hate speech' in any official school document will result in fines of 1% of the school's endowment per instance per day."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (oh/Sd)

278 People have to remember that all of the good EO's that Trump signs will be 'un-done' if the leftists ever take over. It's gonna drive me to the polls at 5 am next election.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (jYje5)

True.

But how does a Democrat president undo an EO guaranteeing Free Speech on College Campuses?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (NFEMn)

279 Wonderful, congratulations! I hope we get to hear about some baby karis some day.
Me, I'm doing just fine. Life is good, my husband and kids are well, and spring is coming just as soon as it stops raining and being cold.
Posted by: bluebell

You're sweet. Babies shortly. Wife of kari insists on some level of financial preparation, despite agreeing in principle that the best advice we've heard was "you'll never be 'ready' and you'll never have enough money." What's your advice?

Speaking of cold, I think I have the flu, just like JJ said in today's MR. Heading out to teach now.

Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (gL92H)

280 I miss you too Insom.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (sjdRT)

281 272
I wish more people saw politics as purely transactional.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:05 PM (oh/Sd)


Hey, at least the old spoils system was nice and openly corrupt.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (mf5HN)

===========

It was bad.

It was also less bad than what we have today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (oh/Sd)

282 I can't wait for the next Democratic president to promise to undo this and never follow through.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM

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Plus the next democrat President will move the embassy out of Jerusalem.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (JUOKG)


______


The next Democrat President will likely literally ship nuke's to Iran and the various Palestinian terrorist organizations.

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (Kc8Wi)

283 Muhammed is a child molesting camel fucker.

that might get a permanent ban.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (d7Ww2)

284 #learntocode,fag
Posted by: fixerupper

My ability to not call virtue signalling communists "faggots" on the internet is deteriorating at an alarming rate.

Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (gL92H)

285 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw

That's great, but why is an EO required? Public universities are bound by The Constitution just like every other public medium.

Just prosecute those violating it.
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (IXZGh)

--------------------------

The EO is required to halt funding to those schools that shutdown free speech. It is the option that he has to make this happen. Congress has done nothing.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (ffYR/)

286 Obama molded college behavior with EOs for 8 years doing this. Trump can do it too.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM


"Dear Colleague,

Rein in your crazies and your leftists, insofar as those groups are distinct.

Also, learn to code.

Love,

The Donald"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (Ofz3/)

287 Obama molded college behavior with EOs for 8 years doing this. Trump can do it too.



Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM

All the leftists that run every college but a handful will have a say. But Trump should do this, and should be applauded. Where other's would sit idly by, he acts.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (n13/j)

288 "Ilhan Omar needs to push the button and detonate her suicide vest , already."
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (LL1Be)

" ... preferably at a meeting of the DNC."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


#PushTheButtonOmar

That'll be a Twitter ban

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (5UfE7)

289 #learntocode,fag
Posted by: fixerupper
---
#learntocode,#fagjack

Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (vDqXW)

290 278 True.

But how does a Democrat president undo an EO guaranteeing Free Speech on College Campuses?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (NFEMn)

============

With flourish and flair?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (oh/Sd)

291 Speaking of cold, I think I have the flu, just like JJ said in today's MR.

Ebola starts out like that.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (LL1Be)

292 >>I miss you too Insom.

Get a room.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (/tuJf)

293 OMG my five year old just came up to me and asked "How can Imran Omar be for people's rights when the religion she supports is just a barbaric political movement of pure force that treats women with outright abhorrence?"

So proud

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (f5Ewc)

294 How effing vapid is someone who decided their professional commentator pen name is "Junior Varsity" "Last". I don't care if it's his real name, make something else up.
Posted by: phone of Kari


But how else is he going to be permitted hork up a snotty comeback like "Oh, you think that's the first time I've heard that? *sniff*"?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (Hk+Y0)

295 280 I miss you too Insom.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (sjdRT)

Jeez, now we have to hose down the entire blog.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (RD7QR)

296 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (Ofz3/)

nothing fancy but i did respond to you in the last thread.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (n13/j)

297

What's that song that goes I've been missing you?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (0NFLi)

298
The EO is required to halt funding to those schools that shutdown free speech. It is the option that he has to make this happen. Congress has done nothing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (ffYR/)


ah. Well, carry on then.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (IXZGh)

299
I miss Insomniac, too.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (jYje5)

300 293 OMG my five year old just came up to me and asked "How can Imran Omar be for people's rights when the religion she supports is just a barbaric political movement of pure force that treats women with outright abhorrence?"

So proud
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (f5Ewc)

==========

My five year old screamed and cried because I didn't pick him up from preschool in the new car instead of "mommy's car".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (oh/Sd)

301 293 OMG my five year old just came up to me and asked "How can Imran Omar be for people's rights when the religion she supports is just a barbaric political movement of pure force that treats women with outright abhorrence?"

So proud
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (f5Ewc)

A right thinking Che Che.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (JgA4k)

302 Someone reminded me today of Podhoretz's greatest self own.

Original Question: What TV series would you consider great overall that does not have any individually great seasons?

JPod Answer: The Simpsons.

Sarcastic Commentator: except for seasons 3 through 8 sure.

JPod, Media Critic: I don't think of The Simpsons in seasons, really, do you?

https://twitter.com/thatbilloakley/status/1108521755298009088?s=21

Posted by: wooga at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (OxDS6)

303
I think Mr. Kellyanne Conway is soon going to be out of the house from what Kellyanne said on Fox Business this morning.

"He supports me", she said of Trump, not Fat Boy.

"He's never asked me to quit my job over this", she says of Trump, not Fat Boy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (f1Vqw)

304 Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, I can't let you go...

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (RuIsu)

305 never mind

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (n13/j)

306 But how does a Democrat president undo an EO guaranteeing Free Speech on College Campuses?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (NFEMn)
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You've got to be kidding--Deceptive is their first language.

Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (vDqXW)

307 Ebola starts out like that.
Posted by: mikeyG

*projectile vomits into face of loving father who protected his young daughter all the way through the entire zombie apocalypse.*

Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (gL92H)

308 That's great, but why is an EO required? Public universities are bound by The Constitution just like every other public medium.

Just prosecute those violating it.
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:08 PM (IXZGh)

Cutting the funding is quicker than litigation.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (FTPn0)

309 I miss Insomniac, too.
Posted by: Newest Nic


Is he like Buzzion?

Is Insomniac pining for a Ford?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (5UfE7)

310 302 Someone reminded me today of Podhoretz's greatest self own.

Original Question: What TV series would you consider great overall that does not have any individually great seasons?

JPod Answer: The Simpsons.

Sarcastic Commentator: except for seasons 3 through 8 sure.

JPod, Media Critic: I don't think of The Simpsons in seasons, really, do you?

https://twitter.com/thatbilloakley/status/1108521755298009088?s=21
Posted by: wooga at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (OxDS6)

===========

My answer:

"Television is a lesser medium. Watch movies instead."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (oh/Sd)

311 I miss nurse ratched.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (LL1Be)

312 What's that song that goes I've been missing you?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (0NFLi)


Well, it wasn't me......

Posted by: John Waite at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (IXZGh)

313 I have columns of figures to add and I'm in a losing battle with the rain on the roof. Tin Roof plus rain equals zzzzzzz's.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (FTlwv)

314
Is Insomniac pining for a Ford?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 03:14 PM (5UfE7)

Or a fjord?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (JgA4k)

315 PedoHurts now he tells me....

Posted by: saf at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (5IHGB)

316 Hi Insom!

I miss you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

yuge smile.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (r/xAU)

317 Tiiiiin roof! Rusted!

Posted by: The B-52's at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (4AeKb)

318 People have to remember that all of the good EO's that Trump signs will be 'un-done' if the leftists ever take over.

Its inevitable. The first month of the next Democrat presidency will be reversing everything Trump signed as an executive order. They're a stopgap, not real law or anything enduring. Its a nice gesture, but not enough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (39g3+)

319 By the way, mister, do you still have that notebook I had you start about three years ago? I hope you have been writing down things for which you are thankful. I should think there would be many by now, eh?


I'm thinking one, but damn it worked.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (fuK7c)

320

...in all the familiar places

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (0NFLi)

321 320

...in all the familiar places
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (0NFLi)

==========

Are you wearing warpaint?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (oh/Sd)

322 Twitter is the crack for these crackbrains.
I'd settle for an EMP burst, - in John's ass!

Posted by: Fritz at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (2Mnv1)

323 I miss insomniac and I grumpily fighting about marriage and if it's men or women that are the very worst .

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (r/xAU)

324 274
Banable:



#AllLivesMatter

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (IXZGh)

+++That one already failed. Someone said it (can't remember who) and was instantly slammed for it. They then had to grovel and beg, cry out for forgiveness - "I didn't mean it! I was so very wrong! I'll never say it again!"

Posted by: washrivergal at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (aWjrD)

325 I missed insomniac, but only because he serpentined. He's quick on his feet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (39g3+)

326 Good night insom!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (RD7QR)

327
Nothing personal but I'm unconvinced as to whether I miss nurse ratched. She's never posted a boob selfie.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (jYje5)

328 It was bad.

It was also less bad than what we have today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (oh/Sd)

No it was worse. It's just that the players weren't American hating socialists trying to destroy the Country. It was just greed not hate.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (7PXtO)

329 #PushTheButtonOmar
..........

I thought she had it cut off.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

330 Its inevitable. The first month of the next Democrat presidency will be reversing everything Trump signed as an executive order. They're a stopgap, not real law or anything enduring. Its a nice gesture, but not enough.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:15 PM (39g3+)
++++++++++
Good thing the press will pitch a fit about the undoing of his legacy through canceling his executive orders, just like the did about Obama's EOs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (I2dne)

331 nurse ratched has the best sunning the boobs on the roof stories on the whole blog.

The BEST!

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (LL1Be)

332 Does anyone remember that song that goes "banana nana fo fana, fe fi fo fana"

What was that song again?

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (IXZGh)

333

I wish I had a neutron bomb up my bum...

Posted by: Cory Bookhole at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (O+mPF)

334 328 It was bad.

It was also less bad than what we have today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (oh/Sd)

No it was worse. It's just that the players weren't American hating socialists trying to destroy the Country. It was just greed not hate.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (7PXtO)

==========

I'm gonna be honest, I'd rather have a government run by inept fraudsters than those committed to undermining the foundations of the Republic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (oh/Sd)

335 I miss The Outrage Outlet. I need more ampersands.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (5UfE7)

336 you guys have way smart 5 year olds, mine said to me as I was tucking his shirt in and leaned over to give him a hug,

Mom they'll see you.. kicks dirt.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (r/xAU)

337 I've spent more than the usual amount of time on the HQ today and I haven't seen any snark about Brie Larson's ass deprivation.

Is there something wrong?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (JgA4k)

338 But how does a Democrat president undo an EO guaranteeing Free Speech on College Campuses?

With a signature. The press won't exactly question him on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (39g3+)

339 nurse ratched has the best sunning the boobs on the roof stories on the whole blog.

The BEST!
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (LL1Be)


Well, the rules are, pix or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (IXZGh)

340 You're sweet. Babies shortly. Wife of kari insists on some level of financial preparation, despite agreeing in principle that the best advice we've heard was "you'll never be 'ready' and you'll never have enough money." What's your advice?

Speaking of cold, I think I have the flu, just like JJ said in today's MR. Heading out to teach now.
Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (gL92H)
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My advice is don't wait too long. We immediately started looking for a house to buy after we married and as soon as we found one, and got approved for the loan, we started trying for a family. Five kids later and I am grateful for every one of them, even though we had no idea how we were going to make it financially! But we stepped out in faith, and we did it, and so can you. Best to you both.

Get some Tamiflu.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (aXucN)

341 You know who else apologized on Twitter?

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (f5Ewc)

342 327
Nothing personal but I'm unconvinced as to whether I miss nurse ratched. She's never posted a boob selfie.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (jYje5)

She says the most charming things though. Like her comment about Mohammed's intimate relations with children and dromedaries.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (dy5uS)

343 heard of the guy, have no idea who he is. don't give a fuck. probably right up there on the toad scale with that fat fuck, penis breathed, karl rove. so glad i don't do twatter, facefuck, and all those other "social" cesspools. i'm retired, my time is valuable. fuck all these people. build a wall around my house, i hate em all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (KP5rU)

344 The Simpsons is just another show where the dad is dummy right?

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:19 PM (n13/j)

345 I'm gonna be honest, I'd rather have a government run by inept fraudsters than those committed to undermining the foundations of the Republic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (oh/Sd)
+++++++++++
You can usually find a way to make deal with a gangster because the gangster wants something tangible for himself - usually money and immunity. You can't make a deal with an intractable ideological opponent because that opponent wants you dead.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 03:19 PM (I2dne)

346 >Take all 3 dogs and fight the biggest one for leadership of the pack.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (xfb67)


Can they sing Jeremiah was a bullfrog?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 03:19 PM (OLCnA)

347 I only wish there were an alternative to You Tube that was as easy to navigate.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (Ckg4U)

Ewe Tube has been berry, berry good to me.

Posted by: mohammed at March 21, 2019 03:19 PM (nPGq2)

348 I missed insomniac, but only because he serpentined. He's quick on his feet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (39g3+)
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That's like an Emo Philips joke. About him going off to college.

"My dad was like, 'Oh, I'm going to miss you, Emo."

"Sure, now that I bent the sights on your gun!"

Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019 03:19 PM (vDqXW)

349 Does anyone remember that song that goes "banana nana fo fana, fe fi fo fana"

What was that song again?
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (IXZGh)
--------

The Name Game.

Just don't do it with "Chuck."

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:19 PM (aXucN)

350 Harrumph

Posted by: Monarchist Pikachu - The Enlightenment was a Mistake at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (323tT)

351 Duchess Miley has some nice stories. Very memorable.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (f5Ewc)

352 >337
I've spent more than the usual amount of time on the HQ today and I haven't seen any snark about Brie Larson's ass deprivation.



Is there something wrong?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (JgA4k)


Check out comment 8 on the art thread.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (sjdRT)

353 I've spent more than the usual amount of time on the HQ today and I haven't seen any snark about Brie Larson's ass deprivation.



Is there something wrong?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (JgA4k)

I blame myself.

Posted by: Egon at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (n13/j)

354 nurse ratched has the best sunning the boobs on the roof stories on the whole blog.

The BEST!
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (LL1Be)

Well, the rules are, pix or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:18 PM (IXZGh)
.........

Call her neighbor, he might have a drone.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

355 I humbly recommend having babies soon, and often. That's where our only hope of the future for this nation is, conservatives having children, raising them well, and the generations unfolding.

The Simpsons is just another show where the dad is dummy right?

Everyone on the show is a dummy except the obnoxious daughter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (39g3+)

356 332 Does anyone remember that song that goes "banana nana fo fana, fe fi fo fana"

What was that song again?
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (IXZGh)

"Gangnam Style".

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (UnA8+)

357 The EO is required to halt funding to those schools that shutdown free speech. It is the option that he has to make this happen. Congress has done nothing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (ffYR/)

ah. Well, carry on then.
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (IXZGh)

There already are laws and rulings that say colleges must support free speech. Berkeley was sued a couple of years ago on those grounds. Most can't sue, and after the suit things go back to the same old thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (FTPn0)

358 Take all 3 dogs and fight the biggest one for leadership of the pack.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (xfb67)


Can they sing Jeremiah was a bullfrog?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2019 03:19 PM (OLCnA)


Or say "Bud." "Weis." "Er."

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:21 PM (IXZGh)

359 if you wait for enough money , you'll never do it'. because a single lifestyle is prone to spending money and buying the finer things in life, Who'd want to give that up for screaming in the middle of the night and dripping breasts?

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:21 PM (r/xAU)

360 The Golan move is a masterstroke, and par for the course with this President. Dems can't speak against it without looking like Putin bots. But they can't speak for it either.

Won't stop their presidential candidates pandering.

Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 03:21 PM (JH+YW)

361 Let them do their own thinking for the first time in, well, definitely years, maybe decades.

They might think it's OK to put maple syrup on French toast ...

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 21, 2019 03:21 PM (LPnfS)

362 What are the penalties for denying freedom of speech on campuses? If there are no enforced, huge financial penalties the EO is futile. We have penalties for abetting illegal immigration and they don't mean shit. I, at this point, am unimpressed by the enforcement of the law by this admin.

Posted by: CN at March 21, 2019 03:21 PM (U7k5w)

363 I'm over Brie Larson's ass.

It was easy to get over. Not even a speed bump, really.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:21 PM (xfb67)

364 heard of the guy, have no idea who he is. don't give a fuck. probably
right up there on the toad scale with that fat fuck, penis breathed,
karl rove. so glad i don't do twatter, facefuck, and all those other
"social" cesspools. i'm retired, my time is valuable. fuck all these
people. build a wall around my house, i hate em all.
*



#commentoftheday

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (LL1Be)

365 The thing is, when the Simpsons (and Married with Children) came out, the unwise dolt dad was a funny twist, because before that the dad was usually wise and smarter than the kids. This was fresh and interesting.

Now its just dull and insulting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (39g3+)

366
I miss insomniac and I grumpily fighting about marriage and if it's men or women that are the very worst .
Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (r/xAU)

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women

Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (8XRCm)

367 I miss The Outrage Outlet. I need more ampersands.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 03:17 PM (5UfE7)



&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

368 Don't know if this was already posted,but this is a hilarious video of the 2020 candidates put together with scenes from The Office.

http://tinyurl.com/yy6zv2cb

Posted by: redridinghood at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (RBOtF)

369 It seems I read that Pudhurts is paid $400k per year as chief editor of Commentary rag, er mag. Dayum, but those subscriptions must be pricey, with the mag at 33k circulation.

And then their is their current stable of scribblers, like Noah Rothman, who couldn't string two paragraphs together at HotAir without a factual or textual error. Maybe he's taken some English classes since then.

Here's the actual title of his latest Commentary spew:

Trump Isn't Worth It, Republicans

Now there's a viewpoint we've never heard before. So edgy. Here's $50 in Monopoly money, Noah, go buy yourself a glass of STFU.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (Z4rgH)

370 365 The thing is, when the Simpsons (and Married with Children) came out, the unwise dolt dad was a funny twist, because before that the dad was usually wise and smarter than the kids. This was fresh and interesting.

Now its just dull and insulting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (39g3+)

===========

Al Bundy was the smartest of the family.

He knew his life was shit and was never going to get any better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (oh/Sd)

371 350 Harrumph

Posted by: Monarchist Pikachu - The Enlightenment was a Mistake at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (323tT)

I agree, this blog is lacking a certain patrician atmosphere.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 03:23 PM (dy5uS)

372 364; thank you sir. i'm only half kidding. ha!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 03:23 PM (KP5rU)

373 There already are laws and rulings that say colleges must support free speech. Berkeley was sued a couple of years ago on those grounds. Most can't sue, and after the suit things go back to the same old thing.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (FTPn0)


The kid that assaulted on the campus a couple weeks ago should sue the school for it's endless promotion of violence toward free speech. I'm sure there's a probono lawyer out there, similar to the Covington kids.

Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:23 PM (IXZGh)

374 "We have a prime minister in Israel who has openly sided with racists"
--Robert Francis O'Rourke

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:23 PM (39g3+)

375 I'm gonna be honest, I'd rather have a government run by inept fraudsters than those committed to undermining the foundations of the Republic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts



I think we are embracing the power of "and."

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 03:23 PM (NLLmE)

376 But how does a Democrat president undo an EO guaranteeing Free Speech on College Campuses?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:11 PM (NFEMn)
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You've got to be kidding--Deceptive is their first language.
Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019

Point taken. They'll probably call it the "No Hate Speech EO"
Hate speech to them is everything that doesn't agree with them.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:23 PM (NFEMn)

377 fixerupper, B.S if you guys didn't expect a mother and a cook, bedpartner, and someone to wash your undies , we might get along much better.

(just furthering the cause)

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (r/xAU)

378 264 Nobody wants to take a grenade out to the steakhouse, buy it drinks and persuade it to adopt policies favorable to your clients.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:06 PM (NWiLs)
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I don't know; the grenade might be preferable to most, if not all, politicians.

By the way, mister, do you still have that notebook I had you start about three years ago? I hope you have been writing down things for which you are thankful. I should think there would be many by now, eh?

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (aXucN)

Ummm...look, a squirrel! *slinks away quietly*

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (NWiLs)

379 Al Bundy was the smartest of the family.

Yeah he was just a loser. Peg wasn't a dummy either, really. His kids were dumb though, especially Kelly who was a black hole of stupidity. But super cute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (39g3+)

380 "We have a prime minister in Israel who has openly sided with racists"
--Robert Francis O'Rourke
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:23 PM (39g3+)

This is a quote?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (NFEMn)

381 Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (hLRSq)
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Mikey, you had some special earlier today that was very tempting. I can't remember what it was, exactly, but it was buy two somethings and get something else for free. I was thinking of ordering a spare tiara.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (aXucN)

382 Al Bundy was the smartest of the family.

He knew his life was shit and was never going to get any better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Don't forget Red Forman from "That 70s Show".


Dumbass.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (Z04f8)

383 The EO is required to halt funding to those schools that shutdown free speech. It is the option that he has to make this happen. Congress has done nothing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 03:12 PM (ffYR/)

ah. Well, carry on then.
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:13 PM (IXZGh)

There already are laws and rulings that say colleges must support free speech. Berkeley was sued a couple of years ago on those grounds. Most can't sue, and after the suit things go back to the same old thing.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2019 03:20 PM (FTPn0)

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The problem with lawsuits is that they begin locally, just like arrest and prosecution. Get a bad locale like Berkeley, and guaranteed nothing happens.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (ffYR/)

384 >>>What's that song that goes I've been missing you?<<<

"Babe" - Styx, from the Earworm LP

Posted by: Fritz at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (2Mnv1)

385 363 I'm over Brie Larson's ass.

It was easy to get over. Not even a speed bump, really.


Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: wooga at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (OxDS6)

386 Whoever put "Jeremiah was a bullfrog" in my head, damn you to hell.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:25 PM (RD7QR)

387 I hope you have been writing down things for which you are thankful. I should think there would be many by now, eh?

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:09 PM (aXucN)

Ummm...look, a squirrel! *slinks away quietly*
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (NWiLs)

bluebell, we'll just take his and nurse's comments and book em.

done

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:25 PM (r/xAU)

388 366
I miss insomniac and I grumpily fighting about marriage and if it's men or women that are the very worst .
Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:16 PM (r/xAU)

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women

Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (8XRCm)

Definitely.

I found one upright man among a thousand, but not one upright woman among them all. - the Book

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (dy5uS)

389 Ummm...look, a squirrel! *slinks away quietly*
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (NWiLs)
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Yeah, I figured as much. But life has taken a turn upward, has it not? That is a good thing, and I am happy for you.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (aXucN)

390 Brie Larson's ass was hit by a neutron bomb.



Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (NLLmE)

391 This is a quote?
Posted by: JoeF.


Sorry, forgot the link

http://tinyurl.com/y3fyp37r

He tried to do the Obama equivalence thing, both sides are not helping but he said basically "Netanyahu is evil, and the Palestinian leadership is just bad at getting their point across"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (39g3+)

392 fixerupper, B.S if you guys didn't expect a mother and a cook, bedpartner, and...

sorry, that's when I fell asleep.


fixerupper, just leave more money on the dresser.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (LL1Be)

393 Did Hickelnlooper just have his Dukakis moment?
Yikes!

Democratic presidential candidate John Hickenlooper says that if he was president he would suspend the death penalty and would prevent the Boston Marathon bomber from being executed.

The bomber was responsible for killing 3 people and injuring hundreds.


SO that's:
Killing babies = OK,
Killing terrorists = not OK


https://tinyurl.com/yyubswrg

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (W+vEI)

394 someguy Esther!

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (r/xAU)

395 Brie Larson should learn to code

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (flINI)

396 Whoever put "Jeremiah was a bullfrog" in my head, damn you to hell.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to


Inchworm, inchworm, measuring the marigolds.

Seems to me, you stop and see, how beautiful they are.....

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (Z04f8)

397 you guys..

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (r/xAU)

398 Edelweiss, edelweiss
Every morning you greet me

Small and white
Clean and bright
You look happy to meet me

Blossom of snow
May you bloom and grow
Bloom and grow forever

Edelweiss, edelweiss
Bless my home-land forever

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (39g3+)

399 The Trump-Conway Twitter war is only make believe.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (NFEMn)

400 391 He tried to do the Obama equivalence thing, both sides are not helping but he said basically "Netanyahu is evil, and the Palestinian leadership is just bad at getting their point across"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (39g3+)

I mean, I don't know, but "Death to Israel, Death to America" is pretty clear to me...

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (UnA8+)

401 joncelli, call me maybe<?

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (r/xAU)

402 Mikey, you had some special earlier today that was very tempting. I can't remember what it was, exactly, but it was buy two somethings and get something else for free. I was thinking of ordering a spare tiara.


Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (aXucN)


Two conniptions and get a free fitting. I can still hook you up with the tiara, though.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (hLRSq)

403 "The Palestinians want death to all Jews, and Netanyahu won't even meet them half way."

-Beto

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (xfb67)

404 Democratic presidential candidate John Hickenlooper says that if he was president he would suspend the death penalty and would prevent the Boston Marathon bomber from being executed.

The bomber was responsible for killing 3 people and injuring hundreds.

SO that's:
Killing babies = OK,
Killing terrorists = not OK


https://tinyurl.com/yyubswrg
Posted by: Lizzy

Yeah, that makes loads of sense.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (Z04f8)

405 Ruth

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (r/xAU)

406 398: nazi twaddle.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (KP5rU)

407 bluebell, we'll just take his and nurse's comments and book em.

done
Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:25 PM (r/xAU)
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Exactly. He can pretend to ignore us, but we are not easily fooled.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (aXucN)

408 Bluebell you sound just like my wife. Haha

The worst earworm song is a tie between the verse of Life's Been Good to me so Far and the 1877 KARS 4 KIDZ jingle. Have a great day.

Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (gL92H)

409 393 SO that's:
Killing babies = OK,
Killing terrorists = not OK


https://tinyurl.com/yyubswrg
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (W+vEI)

Then, Now, Forever :

Muslims ALWAYS Come First.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (UnA8+)

410
Two conniptions and get a free fitting. I can still hook you up with the tiara, though.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (hLRSq)

whu? where's ours?

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (r/xAU)

411 bluebell , I don't think I've heard him grump in weeks, Who am I going to pester now?

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:29 PM (r/xAU)

412 the 1877 KARS 4 KIDZ jingle.

dammit

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:29 PM (LL1Be)

413 Al Bundy was the smartest of the family.

He knew his life was shit and was never going to get any better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:22 PM (oh/Sd)


Al Bundy was a working stiff, but he was also unapologetically a man. He had more self-respect than any of the soyboys on TV today.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 21, 2019 03:29 PM (wCmLp)

414 Hickenlooper is a very stupid man. Now that hes gone and CO has moved on I wish he was back. Sad what my state has become.


Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 03:29 PM (0OmEj)

415 there are no such things as palestinians. never were. bigfoot is more legitimate. asshats.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (KP5rU)

416 I've always hated the "wrapped up like a douche" song.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (xfb67)

417 the 1877 KARS 4 KIDZ jingle.

dammit
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:29 PM (LL1Be)

_____

Sung exclusively by Billygoat guy

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (flINI)

418 and I know Job was said to be righteous, but i'm not buying it.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (r/xAU)

419 If Millennials ever had to watch ten minutes of The Brady Bunch, The Andy Griffith Show, or My Three Sons they would say it was The Handmaid's Tale I guess. Not that I have seen a second of that crap. Hell, they run to safe spaces and counselors after watching Friends.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (n13/j)

420 The worst earworm song is a tie between the verse of Life's Been Good to me so Far and the 1877 KARS 4 KIDZ jingle. Have a great day.
Posted by: phone of Kari


I feel the love, I feel the love, I feel the love that's really real.
I'm walkin' on Sunshine, whoa-oh

Posted by: Guess again at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (Z04f8)

421 whu? where's ours?

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (r/xAU)


I'll see what I can get out of the old KaBoom! cereal boxes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (hLRSq)

422 I've always hated the "wrapped up like a douche" song.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (xfb67)

That's NOT what I wrote.

Posted by: Bruuuuuuuuuuce!!!!!!! at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (NFEMn)

423 419 If Millennials ever had to watch ten minutes of The Brady Bunch, The Andy Griffith Show, or My Three Sons they would say it was The Handmaid's Tale I guess. Not that I have seen a second of that crap. Hell, they run to safe spaces and counselors after watching Friends.
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (n13/j)

Make them watch Seinfeld and see how long it takes for their Jew-Hate Meter to hit 100.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (UnA8+)

424 405 Ruth

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:28 PM (r/xAU)

Why do you call me good? No one is good but God alone.

Just because they're a protagonist doesn't make them good. King David for instance.

Posted by: Someguy at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (dy5uS)

425 Bluebell you sound just like my wife. Haha

The worst earworm song is a tie between the verse of Life's Been Good to me so Far and the 1877 KARS 4 KIDZ jingle. Have a great day.
Posted by: phone of Kari


It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small small world

Everybody!

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small small world

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (5UfE7)

426 Mikey, maybe even just a picture of one?

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (r/xAU)

427 389 Ummm...look, a squirrel! *slinks away quietly*
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:24 PM (NWiLs)
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Yeah, I figured as much. But life has taken a turn upward, has it not? That is a good thing, and I am happy for you.
Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:26 PM (aXucN)

Yes. It has. I have... difficulty with good and happy things. It's a challenging adjustment, but one worth making. Hopefully I can figure it out.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (NWiLs)

428 "wrapped up like a douche" song.

Bruce or Manfred?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (LL1Be)

429 What has replaced the chickenpooper in CO is much worse. Very much worse.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (0OmEj)

430
"Oh, Mickey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey" will get stuck in my brain.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (f1Vqw)

431 You are My Sunshine, my only sunshine,

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (xfb67)

432 "My name is Raymond J. Johnson Jr. Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me J, or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me Junie, or you can call me Junior; now you can call me Ray J, or you can call me RJ, or you can call me RJJ, or you can call me RJJ Jr. . but you doesn't hasta call me Johnson!"

Posted by: SMOD at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (QkjLD)

433
Whoever put "Jeremiah was a bullfrog" in my head, damn you to hell.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to


I actually heard a music teacher get threatened with termination because he was teaching the children to sing 'It's a small world'. Which is like mainlining an earworm directly into the prefrontal cortex.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (jYje5)

434 someguy well right, he had to pay for that. But G-d while ..
oh nevermind.

waits for lightening strike.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (r/xAU)

435 414 Hickenlooper is a very stupid man. Now that hes gone and CO has moved on I wish he was back. Sad what my state has become.

Dang... I wish we had Gov. Moonbeam back here in mexifornia

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (O2RFr)

436 >Yes. It has. I have... difficulty with good and
happy things. It's a challenging adjustment, but one worth making.
Hopefully I can figure it out.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (NWiLs)


This is about me missing you, isn't it?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (sjdRT)

437 418 and I know Job was said to be righteous, but i'm not buying it.
Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (r/xAU)

I buy that Job was righteous. But it didn't do him much good.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (NWiLs)

438 I'm so sick of politics. What we lack around here lately is a good discussion of tits.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (CBlDO)

439 If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married, long time 'go.

Where did you come from?
Where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (UnA8+)

440 Al Bundy was a working stiff, but he was also unapologetically a man. He had more self-respect than any of the soyboys on TV today.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 21, 2019 03:29 PM (wCmLp)

Yes, but Married With Children is way over the top. Believing this is how some families actually are is as bad as believing The Brady Bunch reflects a real family.

Posted by: Bruuuuuuuuuuce!!!!!!! at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (NFEMn)

441
Sad Twitter-Cuck John Podhoretz Apologizes For Wishing That a Neutron Bomb Would Destroy the NYU School of Journ0lizming
It was a very serious death threat. Obviously it needs to be apologized for.

So that Twitter can forgive John, and the healing process can begin.

I'm Sorry
On Wednesday, I wrote an aggressive and rude satirical tweet involving a neutron bomb, the NYU Journalism School, journalism schools in general, and two writers. I regret my attacks on Lauren Duca and Talia Lavin, which were unprovoked and therefore entirely unseemly. I wholeheartedly apologize to them.

I am a journalist. I employ journalists. I publish journalists. I have spent a 37-year career working in and around and among journalists. I have worked full-time at six major journalistic institutions. Let me assure anyone who might have believed otherwise from my tweet that I love my profession and I do not wish to see any fellow journalists come to harm.

Podhoretz's account appears to be deleted, which I assume would have to be something Podhoretz would do himself. Whether he deleted on his own initiative or deleted in frustration/embarrassment/anger after Twitter suspended, him, I don't know.

Either way, I bet you he's back on Twitter in two or three weeks. (Can you un-delete an account?)

He just can't quit it. He's frequently announcing Grand Departures from Twitter, only to show back up, sometimes, within a day.

I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT

These people are absolutely addicted to Twitter and will censor themselves and abase themselves to keep their drug of choice flowing.

I'm in favor of all of the cucks being booted off Twitter. It's an incubator for rigid conformity with the liberal line -- the cucks all get incepted by liberal propaganda every morning then, because they're huge (and unwarrantedly so) egotists, think they thought up the idea their leftwing twitter pals implanted in their stupid, ill-educated heads and become as protective of these incepted leftwing memes as a parent is of their children.

For example: They're all still yapping about Trump having called Neo-Nazis "very fine people."

This was something their swell liberal pals told them on Twitter, and then they all began dutifully repeating it. Endlessly.

One problem:

It never happened, the transcript and the audio of the statement clearly proves it never happened -- in fact the opposite happened, Trump plainly said "I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and white nationalists because they should be condemned totally" -- but the cucks' liberal clique-mates said it happened on Twitter and Twitter is Real and you should believe everything on Twitter because Twitter is Your Friend and I Can't Believe This Site Is Free. (That's an actual catchphrase the twitter addicts frequently say to praise Twitter. Yes, they really say that. A lot.)

So ban them all. Let them do their own thinking for the first time in, well, definitely years, maybe decades.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:33 PM



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Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 02:29 PM (t6MX/)

2 Sponge!

And, good riddance to him. May he stay gone from Twitter.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 21, 2019 02:30 PM (+/C3g)

3 Yo
Posted by: Ha at March 21, 2019 02:34 PM (MAstk)

4 I wish most days a neutron bomb would destroy Podhoretz
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:35 PM (BbGew)

5 Aw come on, the first interesting thing he says and he retreats from it.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

6 So ban them all. Let them do their own thinking for the first time in, well, definitely years, maybe decades.

==========

They'll just get another account as their assistant or something.

They can't stop.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:35 PM (oh/Sd)

7 JPud is beyond cuck.
Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (BXMxN)

8 Top 20
Posted by: Barak Obama at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (pw+jk)

9 This is like kicking the fat retard on the playground.

Only more hilarious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (Ot6OZ)

10 Parlay!

That was an illegal 1st, for which I denounce myself. I commented after the post blanked. I will take my lashes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (t6MX/)

11 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (IXZGh)

12 top 15
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (pw+jk)

13 Buh bye, cuck!


Apparently the Wikipedia page about Trump's Charlottesville statements keeps getting edited to keep the "fine people" lie alive.
Every time someone posts his *full* statements, they are removed. In minutes.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (W+vEI)

14
Podhorrid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (zBaqJ)

15

Use a NORMAL bomb!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (aKsyK)

16 13 Buh bye, cuck!


Apparently the Wikipedia page about Trump's Charlottesville statements keeps getting edited to keep the "fine people" lie alive.
Every time someone posts his *full* statements, they are removed. In minutes.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (W+vEI)

===========

"We can't have full context here! This is an encyclopedia!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (oh/Sd)

17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (LtG+N)

18 Fuck all of them. I'm sick of these oxygen thieves.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (NWiLs)

19 13 Buh bye, cuck!


Apparently the Wikipedia page about Trump's Charlottesville statements keeps getting edited to keep the "fine people" lie alive.
Every time someone posts his *full* statements, they are removed. In minutes.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (W+vEI)

But Wiki is a totally trustworthy source of information, oh yes.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (RD7QR)

20 Why use a bomb? Why bother? They're doing a bang-up job on their profession without any input from us.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (hLRSq)

21 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (KUaJL)

22 Burn Twitter
Salt the server farms
Laugh
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (Ot6OZ)

23 The NOOD is a lie!!!
Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (NLLmE)

24 He must've gotten his train ticket for the re-education camp.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (NjJUT)

25
"Nude Bomb"

- - Agent 86
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

26
I told you all 18 hours ago this was coming:


I'll bet my left nut Pod has already penned a profuse apology about bombing a school.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 08:13 PM (WE5/U)



Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (0NFLi)

27
All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

And fight the NRA!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (aKsyK)

28 Here's a guy whose Wikipedia edits keep getting removed - he shows what's edited, and how quickly it happens:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4sr6by4
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (W+vEI)

29 19
But Wiki is a totally trustworthy source of information, oh yes.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (RD7QR)

=========

For information on history, science, and television shows, I've always found it a good place to start.

For anything remotely controversial? Hell no.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (oh/Sd)

30 "I JUST CAN'T QUIT YOU!!!!"

- Brokeback Podhoretz
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (IXZGh)

31 He's a cuck's cuck.


Does he write for The Bull's Work?
Posted by: Ha at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (MAstk)

32 25
"Nude Bomb"

- - Agent 86
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

"Doctor Goldfoot and his Bikini Machine"

--my boner
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (Ot6OZ)

33 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (LtG+N)

That Guy Whose Mama Is So Ashamed of Him That She Refuses to Even Spend Time Noodging Him About Birthdays.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (RD7QR)

34 23 The NOOD is a lie!!!
Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (NLLmE)

=========

As long as I get my cake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (oh/Sd)

35 read the content.

I never have understood twatter. seems like a bunch of vile narcissists who like hearing themselves talk and need the affirmation of others to continue their verbal diarrhea.

and why does everyone feel the need to apologize. "oh, I said something offensive.....good! go fuck yourself!"
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (d7Ww2)

36 I'm so glad that I have no need for Twitter. I'm happy to say that I can stay out of the Sewers called "Facebook", "Twitter", "Instagram", etc...

I only wish there were an alternative to You Tube that was as easy to navigate.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (Ckg4U)

37 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM

"A kind of weasel".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (p+Wdc)

38 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously



And fight the NRA!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (aKsyK)

====
And death to Trump!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (pw+jk)

39 37 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM

"A kind of weasel".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (p+Wdc)

==========

In Spanish: A whale's vagina.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (oh/Sd)

40 21 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (KUaJL)

It's understood.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

41 He just can't quit it. He's frequently announcing Grand Departures from Twitter, only to show back up, sometimes, within a day.
++++++++
Twitter's a helluva drug. Podhoretz's a helluva cuck. Therefore, we may conclude that Podhoretz is a drug-addled cuck.

Let this guide whether he should be listened to. If you knew a crack-addicted wife-swapper, would you go to him for life advice? No, you wouldn't.

So why go to a Twitter-addicted establishmentarian for political advice?

Drug-addled cucks: not even once.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (I2dne)

42 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

And fight the NRA!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (aKsyK)

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (IXZGh)

43 Just Jim Frikkin Dandy!

Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (8ikIW)

44 and why does everyone feel the need to apologize. "oh, I said something offensive.....good! go fuck yourself!"
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (d7Ww2)

-----------------------

Aka the Trump school of tweeting. They have learned nothing from him.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (ffYR/)

45 There was no reason to apologize to the idiot 'journalist" who can't figure out what nazi symbols are (not that there are any books that she could consult) and relies on her low IQ to smear a disabled veteran with her sooper journalistic brain and snark. But mainly snark.
Posted by: LASue at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (XROPS)

46 42 All that apology is missing is "I now chose to live my life as a gay man"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

And fight the NRA!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2019 02:38 PM (aKsyK)

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (IXZGh)

==========

Be excellent to each other, and...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (oh/Sd)

47 I never have understood twatter. seems like a bunch of vile narcissists who like hearing themselves talk and need the affirmation of others to continue their verbal diarrhea.

You could seamlessly substitute "Congress" for "twatter" there.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

48 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM

-------

It's the name of a town in Poland.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (AzW6q)

49 Dammit, I posted a real post as Stormy. Sigh.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (I2dne)

50 I don't get it. Do they think journalists are people or something?
Posted by: JSchuler at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (ySdHR)

51 And helloooooo nurse!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

52 37 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM

"A kind of weasel".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (p+Wdc)

I always laugh when I see Leon Wieseltier's name, which literally means "weasel animal."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (Ofz3/)

53 As long as I get my cake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (oh/Sd)

Don't eat all my cake.....
Posted by: Slow Roosevelt at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (IXZGh)

54 I am banned from Twatter because I wouldn't submit to their group think. I don't miss it at all. It is a bunch of howling retards screaming into the void... mostly
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:41 PM (flINI)

55 Hi Insom!

I miss you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

56 SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!


==========



Be excellent to each other, and...



WYLD STALLYNS !!
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (LL1Be)

57 >>Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?

We really do need to fix the neutron bomb gun show loophole.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (/tuJf)

58 Dont wanna watch video of Trump being not a white supremacist? Follow this link to the transcript of Trump not being a white supremacist, which admittedly is easier to handle than trying to listen to him speak.

https://bit.ly/2umxkqt

Link is to Scott Adams' twitter account.
Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (gL92H)

59 Yes, you know cuck Kristol's new site is really The Bull's Work.
Posted by: Ha at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (MAstk)

60
Wait...

So you're saying that Podhoretz bombed Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: Trailer Park Boys at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (GEhPL)

61 37 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM

"A kind of weasel".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (p+Wdc)

A Horst Weasel?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (NWiLs)

62 Stupid journalists still can't get it right. It's not a neutron bomb you dumbasses. It is an enhanced radiation warhead.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (Ih4ii)

63 I am sure this is a huge misunderstanding. Podhoretz probably uses voice-to-text and referred to the need for a "Bill of Materials" - abbreviated as "BOM" and pronounced as "bomb" to be delivered to the J-School to ensure their future success. It wasn't "neutron" but "neutral" because he wants to ensure a fair bidding process.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (I2dne)

64 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (LtG+N)

Pud hurts
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

65 Sponge
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (uopCm)

66 ..."Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?"
-Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 02:40 PM (8ikIW)

Turn it in to "Literally Hitler", because there was an obvious loophole that subverts The System.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (Ckg4U)

67 They're all still yapping about Trump having called Neo-Nazis "very fine people.

Also, when Trump called all Mexicans rapists and criminals. I actually had a friend tell me that is what he said, although he obviously didn't.
Posted by: huerfano at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (6e1eX)

68

Truck Monkey, glad to hear you had a relatively good outcome with your mom's issue.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (0NFLi)

69 Yes, you know cuck Kristol's new site is really The Bull's Work.
Posted by: Ha at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (MAstk)

Bulwark = Suck the Bull Cock.
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (IXZGh)

70 No neutron?

Damn, I had me a song and dance and everything.
Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (8ikIW)

71 As long as I get my cake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (oh/Sd)

I left it in the rain...
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

72 67 They're all still yapping about Trump having called Neo-Nazis "very fine people.

Also, when Trump called all Mexicans rapists and criminals. I actually had a friend tell me that is what he said, although he obviously didn't.
Posted by: huerfano at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (6e1eX)

===========

The implication is that Mexicans who stay in Mexico are great. Why not go back to all the great Mexicans there?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (oh/Sd)

73 All the world will miss the courage, the intellect, the outright heroism, and most importantly the cucking tips of John Podhoretz.

I will personally miss jacking off with him on twitter.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (pw+jk)

74 I left it in the rain...
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)
++++++++
Ohhh-oooo Noooooooo!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (I2dne)

75 Hi Insom!

I miss you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

Way to leave a lasting impression, man.
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (IXZGh)

76 Wow, starting to wonder who keeps shoving John Podhoretz and Ben Shapiro down our throats. It can't be a conspiracy just to benefit Jews, or Sefton would have his own website.

And I keep forgetting that all the reporting about the President's remarks, on any issue, is usually a lie. Burn the media towers, impale the reporters.
Posted by: trev006 at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (JH+YW)

77 I wish the school cafeteria serve bad burritos washed down with cheap vodka leading to it being awash in vomit and diarrhea.
Would that get me banned?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (JgA4k)

78 What we need is sensible assault neutron reform.
Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (gL92H)

79 64 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:37 PM (LtG+N)

Pud hurts
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

Pud scars
Pud wounds
And mars
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (NWiLs)

80 And unlike real drugs, Twitter doesn't make you seem cool or fun to hang out with.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (xfb67)

81 Ban all high capacity neutron bombs!
Posted by: IC at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (a0IVu)

82 68




Truck Monkey, glad to hear you had a relatively good outcome with your mom's issue.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (0NFLi)

This x 1000.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (t6MX/)

83 Truck Monkey, glad to hear you had a relatively good outcome with your mom's issue.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (0NFLi)

____

Thanks to you and everyone for your prayers. Talked to her today and it would seem that she is in the beginning stages of dementia. My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (flINI)

84 I am truly deeply sorry for all the anger-farts created by my wish-cakes. Please open up your pain-hearts to my best butt-salve.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (LL1Be)

85 I will personally miss jacking off with him on twitter.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (pw+jk)
++++++++
Jonah, the only thing sadder and gayer than a circle-jerk is a virtual circle-jerk.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (I2dne)

86 I quit both Twitter and Gab months ago.

Turns out I was not winning the culture war.
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (2H2mC)

87 I'm sure his apology was accepted --- oh . . .

@chick_in_kiev

I don't accept the apology of a man who will neither recognize nor atone for his rank, abusive misogyny. Stay gone, Podhoretz.
- - - -
@laurenduca

"I'm Sorry I Blew Myself" by John Podhoretz
- - - -
@MollyJongFast

Bye bye pod.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (W+vEI)

88 As usual,

*shrug*

Is anybody listening to anybody on the perpetually-sinking NeverTrump ship of fools?
Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (UnA8+)

89 Hi Insom!



I miss you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

Makes my day.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (t6MX/)

90 You don't need more than 10 neutrons in your bomb to hunt deer!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (xfb67)

91 (puts down neutron bomb)...
Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (vDqXW)

92 There's some very fine people on AoSHQ.. but not any of youse guys...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (so+oy)

93 9 This is like kicking the fat retard on the playground.
Only more hilarious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (Ot6OZ)

Really?!?!?!?

Some of us have "retarded" children.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (uDcBt)

94 Some people do well in school because they are good at figuring out what their teachers want to hear and then they produce it.

I think you can see this trait in all the nevertrumpers . . .
Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (g0bpp)

95
Pud hurts
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

Pud scars
Pud wounds
And mars
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (NWiLs)

-----

Points for Nazareth reference....

*holds lighter aloft.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (8XRCm)

96 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

dunno nothin' 'bout no yiddish, but a kinda slavicish breakdown:

pod: near, under
hor: i'll let you imagine
etz: dude (c.f. amerikanets, etc.)
Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (sGtp+)

97 55 Hi Insom!

I miss you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

You too.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

98 There's some very fine people on AoSHQ.. but not any of youse guys...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (so+oy)

Careful. Your hash is Sooy, boi......
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (IXZGh)

99 Big news today. My cat what lives under my porch and has become my BFF decided to come inside the kitchen this morning and have a look around. Puddin Power is an amazing thing.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (LtG+N)

100 Man, my most recent Twitter handle has been shadowbanned, but I am running an all-time record for this one not being officially banned. Going on five months, now.

I need to UP MY GAME.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (AzW6q)

101 "There's some very fine people on AoSHQ.. but not any of youse guys..."
-Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 21, 2019 02:46 PM (so+oy)

...and I'm Good With That.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (Ckg4U)

102 80 And unlike real drugs, Twitter doesn't make you seem cool or fun to hang out with.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (xfb67)

[Wipes away drool] Absolutely!
Posted by: Emaciated Heroin addict at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (RD7QR)

103 Im banned from Twitter because I never understood why I needed a lstserv client
Posted by: Jean at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (25Dt7)

104 "Eat me last" example # 11,358.

I wish there were a better word for these worms than cuck, but there ain't, so...

Makes "bunny ears."
Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (gL92H)

105 There's some very fine people on AoSHQ.. but not any of youse guys...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


That's right mister!

I have my street cred to consider.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (Z04f

106 Apparently the Wikipedia page about Trump's Charlottesville statements keeps getting edited to keep the "fine people" lie alive.

Every time someone posts his *full* statements, they are removed. In minutes.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (W+vEI)
+++This is just one example of how the left operates. They keep the message fresh and alive. They repeat and repeat again old, unsupported fabrications. They have people working full-time to amend the edit to their liking. Manipulation of facts and figures are their forte. We have no organized body to oppose and outwit these fanatics.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (aWjrD)

107 Well...anyway, miss you in Twitter, ace.
Posted by: Tu abuela tambien at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (efMXe)

108 @MollyJongFast

Bye bye pod.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (W+vEI)
++++++++++
I am sure am shocked this representative of those rock-ribbed conservatives - one they *hired,* mind you - is turning on them. Inexplicable. No one could see it coming.

And these people wonder why they're in the part of the Venn Diagram where "irrelevant" and "hated" overlap.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (I2dne)

109 Well...anyway, miss you in Twitter, ace.
Posted by: Tu abuela tambien at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (efMXe)

Replaced by the sidebar.
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (IXZGh)

110 99 Big news today. My cat what lives under my porch and has become my BFF decided to come inside the kitchen this morning and have a look around. Puddin Power is an amazing thing.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (LtG+N)

You realize he's just sizing you up for later consumption, right?
Posted by: Emaciated Heroin addict at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (RD7QR)

111 Thanks to you and everyone for your prayers. Talked to her today and it would seem that she is in the beginning stages of dementia. My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (flINI)

---------------------------

I'm very glad to hear all worked out in the end. I don't envy your brother the task of taking the car away, as this is taking their independence away. Clearly though, it needs to happen. Prayers for strength for your brother.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (ffYR/)

112 I never have understood twatter. seems like a bunch of vile narcissists who like hearing themselves talk and need the affirmation of others to continue their verbal diarrhea.

and why does everyone feel the need to apologize. "oh, I said something offensive.....good! go fuck yourself!"
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:39 PM (d7Ww2)

Just say "journalists". It is shorter.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (FTPn0)

113 I have spent a 37-year career working in and around and among journalists.
.........

Term limits on "journalists".
Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (v0R5T)

114 Hey leave my friend Jimmy alone!
Posted by: Carl Wheezer at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (g0bpp)

115 108 I am sure am shocked this representative of those rock-ribbed conservatives - one they *hired,* mind you - is turning on them. Inexplicable. No one could see it coming.

And these people wonder why they're in the part of the Venn Diagram where "irrelevant" and "hated" overlap.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (I2dne)

============

"What are you doing? Pod-boy is one of the good guys!"
-Bill Kristol

"You're all Jewish scum."
-MollyJongFast
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (oh/Sd)

116 President Trump Tweets the US should acknowledge the Golan heights as Israeli territory after 50 years, BeBe Tweeted back thanking President Trump.
Leftists heads exploding in 5, 4, 3, 2,....
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (BbGew)

117 @MollyJongFast

Isn't this the hate-filled, brain lacking beast that attacked a cancer survivor?
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (Z04f

118 time to stop responding to the rewording of the left. You can see Russia from Alaska, just not Palin's house. yet, how many "idiots/lefties" say she said that.
time for ridicule. esp as there are so many targets. dirt eating Beto, the idiot bartender, native American heritage thief senator.
Posted by: thrint in hiding at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (1XtI9)

119 Trainspotting sockoff
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (RD7QR)

120 So I'm going to look at three rescue dogs tomorrow. One is a yellow lab/husky cross described as being born to play. The second is a pyrenees/heeler cross also described as super friendly, but afraid of cars. The third, if still available, is mostly border collie, describe as crazy intelligent.
Hey, if I get the last one, maybe I could set up a debate with AOC.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (JgA4k)

121 Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?



Get rid of it. Toss it into Canada.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (5UfE7)

122 The day that PDT ends a tweet with "Sad cuck!" will likely result in permanent injury too many owing to complications from schadenboner eruption.
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (Kc8Wi)

123 116 President Trump Tweets the US should acknowledge the Golan heights as Israeli territory after 50 years, BeBe Tweeted back thanking President Trump.
Leftists heads exploding in 5, 4, 3, 2,....
Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (BbGew)

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I can't wait for the next Democratic president to promise to undo this and never follow through.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (oh/Sd)

124 The only people I miss on Twatface are the Morons I saw over there, and Iowahawk and James Woods
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (flINI)

125 "Thanks to you and everyone for your prayers. Talked to her today and it would seem that she is in the beginning stages of dementia. My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again."
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM (flINI)

I'm going through that, presently. My email is in my nic, if you want to chat, Brother.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (Ckg4U)

126
Pod-Whore-itz should've said he said "drop a Neutron Dance" on NYU.

So easy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)

127 Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?







Get rid of it. Toss it into Canada.

Posted by: rickb223
Yeah!
Posted by: The Finians at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (25Dt7)

128 120>>Take all 3 dogs and fight the biggest one for leadership of the pack.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (xfb67)

129 Hey, if I get the last one, maybe I could set up a debate with AOC.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM (JgA4k)
+++++++++++
Why bother? The collie'd win. Pick a stupider dog if you want the freshman representative to have a fighting chance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (I2dne)

130
We need a Sad Cuck Trombone piece of music with these poats.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (0NFLi)

131 102 80 And unlike real drugs, Twitter doesn't make you seem cool or fun to hang out with.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:44 PM (xfb67)

[Wipes away drool] Absolutely!
Posted by: Emaciated Heroin addict at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (RD7QR)

Ha, got em there, stay away *hack* from the *hack hack* stay away from *cough cough cough hack spit up green schmutz* the hard stuff, like mom and dad and *hack* uncle Keith. *spits*
Posted by: Cigarettes, the original gateway drug at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (gL92H)

132 President Trump Tweets the US should acknowledge the
Golan heights as Israeli territory after 50 years, BeBe Tweeted back
thanking President Trump.

Leftists heads exploding in 5, 4, 3, 2,....

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (BbGew)



============



I can't wait for the next Democratic president to promise to undo this and never follow through.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:50 PM

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Plus the next democrat President will move the embassy out of Jerusalem.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (JUOKG)

133 Hi Insom!

I miss you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 21, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)

You too.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

******

Awwww....allergies suddenly kicking in.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (Ih4ii)

134 Pod-Whore-itz should've said he said "drop a Neutron Dance" on NYU.

So easy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)

I can't believe you fell for the banana in the tailpipe.....
Posted by: Axle Foley at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (IXZGh)

135 I sympathize with the sentiment, though. Evil place that brews up constant misery and lies.

Just what the heck am I supposed to do with this neutron bomb that I went and bought at the Indiana gun show now?

We must close the gun show neutron bomb gap!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (39g3+)

136 129 Why bother? The collie'd win. Pick a stupider dog if you want the freshman representative to have a fighting chance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:51 PM (I2dne)

AOC wouldn't be able to win a debate with a Malamute.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (UnA8+)

137 132 Plus the next democrat President will move the embassy out of Jerusalem.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (JUOKG)

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That's gonna be a pledge in the Democratic primaries, isn't it?

"Will you pledge to move the American embassy back to Tel Aviv?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (oh/Sd)

138 Twitter is a stupid stupid place. We all left and right would be better off without it.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (0OmEj)

139
96 17 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

dunno nothin' 'bout no yiddish, but a kinda slavicish breakdown:

pod: near, under
hor: i'll let you imagine
etz: dude (c.f. amerikanets, etc.)

to be fair, if you assume it's a transliteration stemming from Ukrainian (where 'g' morphed to 'h'; in the recent unpleasantness, you can tell from which side a report stems by whether it talks about "Lugansk" or "Luhansk"), -hor- would refer to mountains.

so it'd be like Underhill. guy's a hobbit.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (sGtp+)

140
AOC wouldn't be able to win a debate with a Malamute.

Alaskan or Siberian?
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (LL1Be)

141 AOC wouldn't be able to win a debate with a Malamute.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (UnA8+)

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Malamutes talk a whole lot... good for a filibuster.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (AzW6q)

142 A friedn fo mine was recently slandered by the Columbia Journalism Review in a hit[iece that was outrageously biased, and violated every supposed rule of real journalism.

One would expect this of a partisan blog or some random tabloid, yet this was the Columbia Journalism Review, which is supposedly the very watchdog guarding the sanctity of true old-school journalistic integrity.

If the Columbia Journalism Review has fallen prey to leftist groupthink and Stalinist tactics, then there is no one left at the gate to uphold journalism any more. Done. It's finished.
Posted by: zombie at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (5tb4C)

143 137
"Will you pledge to move the American embassy back to Tel Aviv?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (oh/Sd)


More like "will you pledge to nuke Tel Aviv?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (zBaqJ)

144 My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again.

My mom is getting to the age where she can still drive, but isn't as safe as she once was. Soon she won't be able to do it any longer. Its a horrible time, the loss of independence. But she's aware of it, at least, and is driving only whens he absolutely has to and if someone else is around.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (39g3+)

145 Twitter is a stupid stupid place. We all left and right would be better off without it.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (0OmEj)
+++++++++
But how can people lead ersatz lives of relevance without it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (I2dne)

146
That's gonna be a pledge in the Democratic primaries, isn't it?

"Will you pledge to move the American embassy back to Tel Aviv?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (oh/Sd)


They'll just remove it completely.
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (IXZGh)

147 i'm just burning...doing the neutron dance
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (0O7c5)

148 Just the punchline: The crocodile lied.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (hLRSq)

149 Ace go back on Twitter. You won't, pansy.

Hard mode: get banned today.
Nightmare mode: before sundown.
Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (gL92H)

150 so it'd be like Underhill. guy's a hobbit.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (sGtp+)

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I might be wrong, but I think it's a corruption of "Podhorce," a town in Poland/Galicia.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (AzW6q)

151 139
so it'd be like Underhill. guy's a hobbit.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (sGtp+)


"Stick them with the bill."

- - Fletch
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (zBaqJ)

152 Plus the next democrat President will move the embassy out of Jerusalem.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 21, 2019 02:52 PM (JUOKG)

*******

But only after some Americans are killed and the democrat struts about for a bit claiming we don't negotiate with terrorists. And then does an apology and bowing your. And then discovers a crack in the build's foundation necessitating the move.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (Ih4ii)

153 104 "Eat me last" example # 11,358.

I wish there were a better word for these worms than cuck, but there ain't, so...

Makes "bunny ears."
Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (gL92H)

Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.

Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (7HtZB)

154 President Trump Tweets the US should acknowledge the Golan heights as Israeli territory after 50 years, BeBe Tweeted back thanking President Trump.
Leftists heads exploding in 5, 4, 3, 2,....

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (BbGew)


Like Syria can do anything about that right now.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (hLRSq)

155 150 so it'd be like Underhill. guy's a hobbit.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (sGtp+)

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I might be wrong, but I think it's a corruption of "Podhorce," a town in Poland/Galicia.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (AzW6q)


Wait, he ain't no "Galitizianer!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (zBaqJ)

156 149 Ace go back on Twitter. You won't, pansy.

Hard mode: get banned today.
Nightmare mode: before sundown.
Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 02:54 PM (gL92H)

=============

That'd be like nightmare mode after entering IDDQD.

"Men are men, and women are women."

Done.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (oh/Sd)

157 everyday twitter emails me to tell me to look and see what my twitter friends have said.....somedays i email twitter back telling them i can't because they have locked my account.......it's like they are taunting me......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (0O7c5)

158 I wish most days a neutron bomb would destroy Podhoretz

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2019 02:35 PM (BbGew)
...........

Not slow and painful enough
Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (v0R5T)

159 104 "Eat me last" example # 11,358.

I wish there were a better word for these worms than cuck, but there ain't, so...

Makes "bunny ears."
Posted by: phone of kari at March 21, 2019 02:48 PM (gL92H)


J.V. Last's ears perked up?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2019 02:55 PM (zBaqJ)

160 Hey, if I get the last one, maybe I could set up a debate with AOC.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

+++++++++++

Why bother? The collie'd win. Pick a stupider dog if you want the freshman representative to have a fighting chance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

+++++

Yeah. Pick a Cocker Spaniel.


Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 02:56 PM (5UfE7)

161 138 Twitter is a stupid stupid place. We all left and right would be better off without it.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (0OmEj)

You spelled "Washington DC" wrong.
Posted by: Roy at March 21, 2019 02:56 PM (xqdqQ)

162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

163 162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

===========

"There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)

164 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (/tuJf)

165 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

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I've done it several times. Just dunk on libs/cucks enough and it'll happen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (AzW6q)

166 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

Thank The Lord Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States of America.
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (IXZGh)

167 >>>162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

tell a tranny laid off from Buzzfeed, "Learn to code, dude"
Posted by: ace at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (PbpT7)

168 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

He whose wife is roundly rogered by other men.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (4AeKb)

169 162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

Quote the koran re: homosexuals
Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (7HtZB)

170 Top 20
Posted by: Barak Obama at March 21, 2019 02:36 PM (pw+jk)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'RE SAYING "TOP", BUT IN REALITY YOU'RE A BOTTOM.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (0vY1N)

171 My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again.

My mom is getting to the age where she can still drive, but isn't as safe as she once was. Soon she won't be able to do it any longer. Its a horrible time, the loss of independence. But she's aware of it, at least, and is driving only whens he absolutely has to and if someone else is around.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 02:53 PM (39g3+)


We made my dad stop driving a few years ago because he was unsafe and he finally agreed after he ran over a curb and hit a building one day.

He's gotten much better over the last year or so and wanted to start driving. I pitched a fit but he agreed that he would take driving lessons first so I agreed. I mean, either the instructor would say no don't drive or he would say Dad was good to drive so what was the harm.

The driving lessons went well so Dad started driving two weeks ago. He was so happy.

Yesterday he hit a truck while pulling out of a parking spot. He's fine but there's a good size dent in the car. I was going to say okay no more driving for you but Mommy said he already agreed to that and he sounded so sad when he told me about it I didn't have the heart to say anything.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (mf5HN)

172 164 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (/tuJf)

==========

Sorry, but I can't get too excited about EO's.

I know it's not his job to get legislation through, but EO's rub me the wrong way in general and are too easily overturned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (oh/Sd)

173
"There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)


That's what I said, but no one listens to me.
Posted by: Zuul at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (hLRSq)

174 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

175 N. Lurker, we have a Pyrenees mix - fantastic breed. If we ever get another dog, we would definitely want another one!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (uDcBt)

176 168 What does Podhoretz mean in Yiddish?

He whose wife is roundly rogered by other men.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (4AeKb)

Wait, that's what the genealogist said my name meant!
Posted by: Captain Billy Kristol at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (7HtZB)

177 I used to like when Twatface send me messages explaining why I was put in timeout with the offending Tweet attached. "When you delete the Tweet we will let you back on"... I was stupid enough a couple of times to do just that. It's like everyone over there are 13 year old girls on their first period.
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (flINI)

178 fake flapper quits Twitter every few minutes.
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (n13/j)

179 163 "There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)

Nah. Brucelyn's not enough of a Lefty Icon.

Try "There is no Brianna Wu. There is just John Walker Flynt. #MiloWasRight"
Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (UnA8+)

180 J.V. Last's ears perked up?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

How effing vapid is someone who decided their professional commentator pen name is "Junior Varsity" "Last". I don't care if it's his real name, make something else up.
Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (gL92H)

181 163 162 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

===========

"There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)

"I just don't think it's right that @jack transitioned from a male to female"
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

182
Thanks to you and everyone for your prayers. Talked to her today and it would seem that she is in the beginning stages of dementia. My brother is taking her car away from her so it doesn't happen again

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 02:45 PM

Under the heading of 'Why Not, It's Cheap and Readily Available' I recently read of some research that topical creams can drastically reduce some inflammation markers. The skin is the largest body organ. All the current research is leaning toward inflammation as main Alzheimers cause.

It couldn't hurt to run your own study. Body creams are cheap.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (jYje5)

183 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

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Those are all parts of the same thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (AzW6q)

184 I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.

It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

+++++

Just jump into a Chuck Todd thread and call him "Chuck Tard". Instant ban.
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (flINI)

185 Is Podhoretz really a "journalist?" I mean, does he go out and actually investigate stuff? For as long I've been aware of him, he's an opinion columnist, a pundit.
Come to think of it, most "journalists" ARE opinion columnists and pundits, so I guess in that case, Podhoretz IS a journalist.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (NFEMn)

186 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

You forgot "The MSM"
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)

187 Is it just me, or do we collectively think that the one thing that gets you banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (oh/Sd)

188 Have any of you seen this new freaky cat breed that looks like a wolf?

Called something like, Lycoi.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (xfb67)

189 No neutron?

Damn, I had me a song and dance and everything.

Posted by: Bruce at March 21, 2019 02:43 PM (8ikIW)

we beat you to it...
Posted by: Pointer Sisters at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (8D42x)

190 My father in law kept his car keys till he was 88 (he's 94 now) He hated giving them up, but his children got together and made him go out with him to look at his car. Nice car, and the front and sides looked like new. The rear end looked like it had been worked over with a sledgehammer, because his neck had gotten stiff, and his eyesight wasn't so good, and when he had to back out of anything, he'd just put it in reverse until her felt a "bump" and then go on. He had no clue what he was running into, and he'd gotten to where he didn't really care.

His kids told him "Dad, you can't go on the road and play bumper cars every day."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (k1TUh)

191 162
I wonder what's the one tweet that could get you a lifetime ban.



It'll will be the Holy Grail of Twitter trolling.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (xfb67)

+++
It is not, "Trump is like a cancer in this country and must be removed."- Rob Reiner. I don't know if he twitted it or not, but he said it. But that's okay.Nor can you wear an Obama mask and be a rodeo clown. Your career and life will be ruined.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (aWjrD)

192 174 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

[X] Harvard
Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (UnA8+)

193 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (/tuJf)



The consternation that causes for professional politicians, think tank persons, lobbyists, and other assorted hostes humani generis - how are they going to keep their phony-baloney jobs if problems get solved?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (hLRSq)

194 Only? The NYU Journalism School?

The cuckholdery of low expectations.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (LaORH)

195 Lynx
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (LtG+N)

196 banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?
=====
Nope.

its LEARN TO CODE isn't it?
Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (ys1IH)

197 Ah, looks like a werewolf, I meant to say.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (xfb67)

198 174 I would have to go with Twitter at this point. It is so close, there should be brackets like the NCAA.
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (n13/j)

199 "There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."

"Barack Obama was a shit president"
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (LL1Be)

200 188 Have any of you seen this new freaky cat breed that looks like a wolf?

Called something like, Lycoi.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (xfb67)

Cats that change into wolves? Lycatthropy?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (NWiLs)

201 Time to balance my Wikicheckbook from the Wikibank. Or was it "Wookie"?
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (RuIsu)

202 150 I might be wrong, but I think it's a corruption of "Podhorce," a town in Poland/Galicia.

interesting. wikipidia says the ukrainian name for the place is "pidhirce", which pretty much reads straight up as "under/against the mountains" ("hir" being genitive plural for "hor", the ukrainian word for "mountain"). "podhoretz" probably literally means "dude from podhorce".
Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (sGtp+)

203 When it come to the left: never haul your flag down. Never apologize.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (TdMsT)

204 I heard on the radio yesterday morning that in re the George Conway/President Trump Twitter feud, Podhoretz actually tweeted out that Kellyanne should immediately resign her position with this administration to prove she's a loyal wife standing by her man.

Never mind that her husband has been lobbying grenades at the president for months, if not years, and the president finally struck back, for once.
Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (aXucN)

205 >>Sorry, but I can't get too excited about EO's.

>>I know it's not his job to get legislation through, but EO's rub me the wrong way in general and are too easily overturned.

Unfortunately, he's not the dictator he is made out to be. But as the Chief Executive he does control a huge pool of money that goes to colleges.

Obama molded college behavior with EOs for 8 years doing this. Trump can do it too.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (/tuJf)

206 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.



The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (/tuJf)

====
Yes but which obscure federal judge will strike free speech down. This is a nice political as well as the right move.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (pw+jk)

207 "Michelle Obama is incredibly ugly."
Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (LL1Be)

208 175 N. Lurker, we have a Pyrenees mix - fantastic breed. If we ever get another dog, we would definitely want another one!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (uDcBt)

According to the profile the pyrenees mix needs the most training. She apparently the most to learn but is natural friendly. She had a bad experience with a vehicle so she is afraid of getting into a vehicle.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (JgA4k)

209 Manx.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (LtG+N)

210 "There is no such person as Caitlin Jenner. There is only Bruce."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 02:57 PM (oh/Sd)


That's what I said, but no one listens to me.
Posted by: Zuul at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (hLRSq)
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I know what you mean. People kept deadnaming me "John McCain"
Posted by: Tumor at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (vDqXW)

211 When it come to the left: never haul your flag down. Never apologize.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (TdMsT)
++++++++++
Add Podhoretz to the list of people who probably saw but didn't grok something important from their fellow media members. For him, it's Tucker Carlson's stance on this.

But I guess Tucker doesn't live his live via Twitter proxy...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (I2dne)

212 186 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

You forgot "The MSM"
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:00 PM (IXZGh)

They're all just metastases of the same cancer.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:02 PM (NWiLs)

213
Cats that change into wolves? Lycatthropy?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (NWiLs)

Do they run around demanding reassignment surgery at the expense of the American Taxpayer?
Posted by: Sponge at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (IXZGh)

214 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

I'll believe it when I see it. He said he'd do that about sanctuary cities, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (39g3+)

215 Which is a bigger cancer threatening the body politic of the United States? Select the best answer:

[_] Washington, DC
[_] Hollywood
[_] Twitter
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (I2dne)

------
Twitter.

We've had Washington for over 200 years
We've had Hollywood for about 100 years.

Twitter has been a force for, what 9, 10 years?
Social media will be the ruin of The Republic.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (NFEMn)

216 205 Unfortunately, he's not the dictator he is made out to be. But as the Chief Executive he does control a huge pool of money that goes to colleges.

Obama molded college behavior with EOs for 8 years doing this. Trump can do it too.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (/tuJf)

============

Fingers crossed that good does come of it, but I just imagine President Biden, in 2021, reversing this so far as to make it compulsory for universities to discriminate against the less than woke.

Trump's action is a positive step, but I just can't get excited about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (oh/Sd)

217 196 banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?
=====
Nope.

its LEARN TO CODE isn't it?
Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (ys1IH)

"I really think that people who are thinking of transitioning should stop that and instead learn to code"
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (RD7QR)

218 Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 02:59 PM (gL92H)
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kari, where you been? Did you get married?
Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (aXucN)

219 >>113 I have spent a 37-year career working in and around and among journalists.
.........
Term limits on "journalists".
Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 02:49 PM (v0R5T)

"working" = "going to the pub"
Posted by: Caliban at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (qEujL)

220 Is it just me, or do we collectively think that the one thing that gets you banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

LGBTQWERTYUIOP signalling is the current coastal marxist weapon of choice. But islamic money is behind the Obama/media cabal.
Posted by: phone of Kari at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (gL92H)

221 217 196 banned from Twitter fastest is going against trans-ideology?
=====
Nope.

its LEARN TO CODE isn't it?
Posted by: simplemind at March 21, 2019 03:01 PM (ys1IH)

"I really think that people who are thinking of transitioning should stop that and instead learn to code"
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (RD7QR)

"LEARN TO GENETIC CODE".
Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 03:03 PM (UnA8+)

222 Trump is supposedly signing an EO today to protect free speech on college campuses.

The man does what he says he's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 21, 2019

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (Ofz3/)

442 I've always hated the "wrapped up like a douche" song.


"Revved up like a deuce" meant a 1932 ...something. A car they made hotrods out of.

Then some Hunnish freak changed it to wrapped up because of the Hunnish respect for subtlety.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (fuK7c)

443
Hickenlooper is a very stupid man. Now that hes gone and CO has moved on I wish he was back. Sad what my state has become.







Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 21, 2019 03:29 PM (0OmEj)


You are not kidding. You have so many conservative areas even a city or two like Colorado Springs. Yet it is not enough, the left took over for good. God help us if it happens to Texas. And all I know about Hickenlooper is that he is a gun grabber.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (n13/j)

444 Two conniptions and get a free fitting. I can still hook you up with the tiara, though.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (hLRSq)
---------

That's it! I'll take the conniptions, but I don't need the fitting because I just need general all-purpose ones. You know, to have on hand in case I see a mouse, or a snake, that kind of thing.

And the tiara too, of course. One can never have enough of those.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (aXucN)

445 436 >Yes. It has. I have... difficulty with good and
happy things. It's a challenging adjustment, but one worth making.
Hopefully I can figure it out.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (NWiLs)


This is about me missing you, isn't it?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (sjdRT)

And your homeworld, Usul.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (NWiLs)

446 My titty polices are very expansive.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (xfb67)

447 432: thanks for reminding me of that. may you shit cactus needles into eternity for that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (KP5rU)

448 Ouch. lol

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (uGHnY)

449 Oh no! I did it again!

...off to the barrel ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (Ofz3/)

450 insomniac, trust that you deserve happiness, and so does nurse.

quit fighting your old habits.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (r/xAU)

451 Damn Jay.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (sjdRT)

452 *standing ovation*

Encore!

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (LL1Be)

453 Mikey, maybe even just a picture of one?

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (r/xAU)


Imagine what Princess Penelope, the Pretty Pink Pegasus Pony would wear. Now imagine that on your head. But not as cheesy.

That's what I can work up for you.*

*cash Only. Don't wear it to the Tower of London or Buckingham Palace because reasons and extradition treaties.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (hLRSq)

454 Jay, honey, we need to have a little talk . . .

Posted by: The Barrel at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (aXucN)

455 The Trump-Conway Twitter war is only make believe.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:27 PM (NFEMn)


You guys are getting slow.

Posted by: Bruuuuuuuuuuce!!!!!!! at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (NFEMn)

456 "Wrapped Up Like A Douche" would be the perfect inscription on Bruce Springsteen's headstone.

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (NLLmE)

457 see ya, jay.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (KP5rU)

458 I know Job was said to be righteous, but i'm not buying it.

Neither did his friends. But God said it. Not righteous as in "holy and perfect" but "a man who loved God and tried to do right, recognizing his sin and repenting."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (39g3+)

459 That's NOT what I wrote.

Posted by: Bruuuuuuuuuuce!!!!!!! at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (NFEMn)
........

Hard t tell when you're braying like a sick mule.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

460 Whoa! Jay!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (5UfE7)

461 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Come fly with me.....

Posted by: The Barrel at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (Z04f8)

462 Off Bruuuuuuuce!!!!! sock

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (NFEMn)

463 Posted by: Deplorable


bad boy.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (r/xAU)

464 Whoever put "Jeremiah was a bullfrog" in my head, damn you to hell.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to


Joy to the World!

The Lord is come. Let Earth receive her King!!!!



true fact:
Joy to the World was written for Easter, not Christmas.

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 21, 2019 03:35 PM (LPnfS)

465 Was that the content and all the posts?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2019 03:35 PM (xfb67)

466 Does Jay have the Patent on that?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 21, 2019 03:35 PM (sjdRT)

467
"Oh, Mickey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey" will get stuck in my brain.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 03:32 PM (f1Vqw)

I rode my bicycle past your window last night

I roller skated to your door at daylight

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (TAmPV)

468 turns over couch cushions scrapes up a buck 50. hands it to Mike.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (r/xAU)

469 That's NOT what I wrote.

Posted by: Bruuuuuuuuuuce!!!!!!! at March 21, 2019 03:30 PM (NFEMn)
........

Hard t tell when you're braying like a sick mule.
Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 03:34 PM (v0R5T)


Bruce clearly says "Duece" on the original 1973 recording
Whoever was singing for Manfred Mann's Earth Band says "douche."

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (NFEMn)

470 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Come fly with me.....
Posted by: The Barrel


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (5UfE7)

471 That was truly Deplorable. Jay.

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (NLLmE)

472 Great synopsis.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

473 true fact:

Joy to the World was written for Easter, not Christmas.

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 21, 2019 03:35 PM (LPnfS)

That makes sense. Easter is supposed to be the biggie for obvious reasons. I am not saying it is not, but Christmas is pretty huge.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (n13/j)

474 Joy to the World was written for Easter, not Christmas.

Its a song you can sing all year around.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (39g3+)

475 and i hate everything about you!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (KP5rU)

476 Does Jay have the Patent on that?

'Total Recap'

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (LL1Be)

477
Jay.... didnt you do that once before???

Posted by: fixerupper at March 21, 2019 03:37 PM (8XRCm)

478 Oh, wow, Jay! Womp, womp!
- - -

>>Then, Now, Forever :
Muslims ALWAYS Come First.


I'm surprised Hickenlooper didn't throw on a hijab and start his statements with a muslim prayer like the PM of NZ just did.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2019 03:37 PM (W+vEI)

479 >> Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

You shore got a purty mouf, boy.

Now, squeal like a pig fer me.

Posted by: The Barrel at March 21, 2019 03:37 PM (f1Vqw)

480 Christopher, well I imagine who was also around at the time influenced that position.

how unrighteous everyone else was.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:37 PM (r/xAU)

481 Tempted by the fruit of another,
Tempted but the fruit was discolored.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 21, 2019 03:37 PM (2LelM)

482 283 Muhammed is a child molesting camel fucker.

that might get a permanent ban.

Posted by: nurse ratched
----------
The good nurse make me chuckle out loud during a conference call.. very nice.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 21, 2019 03:37 PM (8SR1L)

483 Everybody Wants to Rule the World is an earworm, one of the best songs of the '80's.

Reminds me of the old Dennis Miller Show on HBO.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (NFEMn)

484 Whoever was singing for Manfred Mann's Earth Band says "douche."

Well he slurs the words Deuce and You Know into one word "Doucheyooknow"

Still, the Manfred Mann cover sucks slightly less than Springsteen's original. Seriously one of his worst songs and somehow a hit for both :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (39g3+)

485 >
476
Does Jay have the Patent on that?

'Total Recap'


Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (LL1Be)


The thing that puts "Total Recap" over the top is the way he italicizes everything.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (sjdRT)

486
Al Bundy confronts the fact that life is going to be all downhill for him, forever. Something that all men have to confront at some point in their lives. Most men get a few more 'good years' then Al though.

He's a sympathetic character to me.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (jYje5)

487 Jay.... didnt you do that once before???
Posted by: fixerupper


He must be on a phone or a tablet.
Easier to do on a phone/touchscreen.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (5UfE7)

488 Wow, now I can say that I remember the big comment copypasta of '19.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 21, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)

489 nood kellyanne

Posted by: Pointer Sisters at March 21, 2019 03:39 PM (8D42x)

490
290 278 True.

But how does a Democrat president undo an EO guaranteeing Free Speech on College Campuses?

============

With flourish and a flair pen?


fixt

Posted by: Anachronda at March 21, 2019 03:39 PM (sGtp+)

491 Whoever was singing for Manfred Mann's Earth Band says "douche."

Well he slurs the words Deuce and You Know into one word "Doucheyooknow"

Still, the Manfred Mann cover sucks slightly less than Springsteen's original. Seriously one of his worst songs and somehow a hit for both :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (39g3+)

Bruce sings "....wrapped up like a deuce/another runner in the night...."

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (NFEMn)

492 Yeah. Pick a Cocker Spaniel.


Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2019 02:56 PM (5UfE7)

That would have Donkey-Chompers beat on the "cute" scale too. As indeed, would a pot-bellied pig.

Posted by: mohammed at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (nPGq2)

493 turns album over and plays , 'Im too sexy for my'

for joncelli

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (r/xAU)

494
"Mickey", a one-hit wonder:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aqLwHP4y6Q

Weird Al Yankovic did a Lucy and Ricky Parody, "Hey Ricky" that was hilarious, better than the original:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZlLQLFq_H4

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (f1Vqw)

495 473 true fact:

Joy to the World was written for Easter, not Christmas.

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 21, 2019 03:35 PM (LPnfS)

That makes sense. Easter is supposed to be the biggie for obvious reasons. I am not saying it is not, but Christmas is pretty huge.
Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:36 PM (n13/j)

I heard it was about the Second Coming

Posted by: josephistan at March 21, 2019 03:40 PM (7HtZB)

496 stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast

Posted by: mikeyG at March 21, 2019 03:41 PM (LL1Be)

497 Yes. It has. I have... difficulty with good and happy things. It's a challenging adjustment, but one worth making. Hopefully I can figure it out.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 21, 2019 03:31 PM (NWiLs)
----------

It took me a while, but I fought back up the thread and found this.

You will figure this out. Change is always hard, even change for the better, but as Fulton Sheen used to say, life is worth living. And it is, and happiness is a good part of life.

Posted by: The Barrel at March 21, 2019 03:41 PM (aXucN)

498 I get that Bundy was a creative character and the show was innovative. I also get that the Simpsons was good a long time ago. But there is no doubt there was a decision in Hollywood to take the father as head of the household down a few notches. It probably started with All in the Family but there were likely others.

I liked the Brady Bunch. At the end of the show the father usually gave a lecture explaining where everyone went wrong and how they could be better.

Posted by: Quint at March 21, 2019 03:42 PM (n13/j)

499 listen to the barrel

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:42 PM (r/xAU)

500 The thing that puts "Total Recap" over the top is the way he italicizes everything.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 21, 2019 03:38 PM (sjdRT)
---------

Right? I was thinking the same thing. Did he actually take the trouble to put a "start italics" at the beginning and a "stop italics" at the end? I guess we'll have to yell down at him in the Barrel to find out.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:42 PM (aXucN)

501 Still, the Manfred Mann cover sucks slightly less than Springsteen's original. Seriously one of his worst songs and somehow a hit for both :/

Springsteen's lyrics have always been cringeworthy absurdities. Some of the music far better than that, but not necessarily because of him.

Posted by: JEM at March 21, 2019 03:43 PM (8erNz)

502 Jay.... didn't you do that once before???

I did it once long, long ago trying to mark something to copy and paste. Didn't see how it had marked everything in the entire comment thread up to that point.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2019 03:43 PM (39g3+)

503 listen to the barrel
Posted by: willow at March 21, 2019 03:42 PM (r/xAU)
---------

Thank you, willow. I am terrible about taking off my socks, lol.

Posted by: bluebell at March 21, 2019 03:43 PM (aXucN)

504 Nah. Brucelyn's not enough of a Lefty Icon.

Try "There is no Brianna Wu. There is just John Walker Flynt. #MiloWasRight"
Posted by: Hikaru at March 21, 2019 02:58 PM (UnA8+)

Except you can find Brucie's drag pics on the covers of magazines at the checkout counter. Not so, the Wu-thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 03:46 PM (nPGq2)

505 Did Hickelnlooper just have his Dukakis moment?
Yikes!
------------------------
Sheesh.
I had my hopes set on a Hickenlooper/Buttigieg ticket.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 21, 2019 03:47 PM (Rxduq)

506 tablet sign in

Posted by: andycanuck at March 21, 2019 03:55 PM (Dh1wo)

507 "Revved up like a deuce" meant a 1932 ...something. A car they made hotrods out of.

Then some Hunnish freak changed it to wrapped up because of the Hunnish respect for subtlety.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 21, 2019 03:33 PM (fuK7c)

A "deuce" is a '32 Ford. Period. No other make counts. Not in the hot rodding universe. You can make a hotrod out of a '32 Chevy, and it will be a cool hotrod, too. But not a Deuce.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2019 04:16 PM (nPGq2)

508 I love to hear from super beta cucks who will never have problems with their prostates for the very simple reason that they do not have a prostate. I think the only "neutron bomb" John is likely to drop is in a non gendered bathroom. And BTW, I really think the solution to gendered bathrooms is to change them from male and female to squat and stand.

Posted by: Punchinello at March 21, 2019 05:56 PM (zOrpp)

509 I have spent a 37-year career working in and around and among journalists
Working in journalists, how does that work exactly? Is he married to one? Is that part of his work?

Posted by: PG at March 21, 2019 09:54 PM (iqCkn)

510 Only the Fredocons can lament that the schools were journalists are born and bred aren't abombed. I mean only journalists can whine that lawyers look down on them.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 22, 2019 01:58 AM (nRj4F)

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