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Shame Is Part of the Kink, Continued: Kellyanne Conway Blasts Own Husband For Claiming That He Has Diagnosed Trump with Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Look, if we're going to start naming politicians and "journalists" who have Narcissistic Personality Disorder, we're going to be here all day.
Jim Acosta? Do you have any thoughts to contribute once you get done pushing that 20 year old woman out of the way of your camera-line? The cucking here is deliciously shameful. I don't know if it's Kellyanne cucking her husband, or Trump cucking Kellyanne by directing her to throw her husband under the bus or what. I don't know if we're watching the end of a marriage in trouble or what. I don't know if Shame Is Part of the Kink, but Noted Experts at the Bulwark tell me it's totally a huge part of it. Trump tweeted this, blasting George Conway after his 200th attack on Trump:George Conway, often referred to as Mr. Kellyanne Conway by those who know him, is VERY jealous of his wife’s success & angry that I, with her help, didn’t give him the job he so desperately wanted. I barely know him but just take a look, a stone cold LOSER & husband from hell!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 20, 2019
Kellyanne Conway defends President Trump: “You think [Trump] shouldn’t respond when somebody, a non-medical professional accuses him of having a mental disorder? You think he should just take that sitting down?” https://t.co/P2fsMMPj6X
— Kyle Morris (@RealKyleMorris) March 20, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2019 04:28 PM (+/tGa)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 20, 2019 04:28 PM (0rsWa)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2019 04:28 PM (+/tGa)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 20, 2019 04:29 PM (0rsWa)
Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 04:29 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2019 04:30 PM (Ih4ii)
throw him under the bridge.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2019 04:30 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 20, 2019 04:30 PM (aCNZ6)
here we come.....
Posted by: saf at March 20, 2019 04:30 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 20, 2019 04:30 PM (ZfMN7)
Picture of Kellyanne on the red carpet with that POS lard ass she's married to:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxeqyyw7
Sad.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 04:30 PM (f1Vqw)
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 04:29 PM (IXZGh)
Its not funny now unless you're like 100+. Ok it is. Lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 20, 2019 04:31 PM (0rsWa)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2019 04:31 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Liberty at March 20, 2019 04:31 PM (S9AcW)
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 20, 2019 04:31 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Max Power at March 20, 2019 04:31 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Someguy at March 20, 2019 04:31 PM (dy5uS)
Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 04:31 PM (IXZGh)
+++++++++++++
If I had to choose one word describe the current epoch, "weird" would be in the running. The weirdness has been cranked up to 11.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 04:31 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 04:32 PM (T6t7i)
He has to hide in the Master Bath because the Linen Closet is too constricting.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 04:32 PM (dOOci)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 20, 2019 04:32 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 20, 2019 04:32 PM (aWjrD)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2019 04:32 PM (jxbfJ)
Picture of Kellyanne on the red carpet with that POS lard ass she's married to:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxeqyyw7
Sad.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 04:30 PM (f1Vqw)
Whoa, he just oozes doucheiness.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 20, 2019 04:32 PM (0rsWa)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 20, 2019 04:32 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 20, 2019 04:31 PM (0rsWa)
Ya dribble and ya shoot......
Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 04:32 PM (IXZGh)
Don't throw him under the bus
throw him under the bridge.
And where would the water go when he gets stuck, smart guy?
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 04:32 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Amazon sucks at March 20, 2019 04:33 PM (fqUgw)
Things like money and kids make people stick together longer than they should, because it is such a huge mess to disentangle and nobody wants to go through that.
It reminds me of my brother in law, I knew his marriage was ending even before he did, when he was over at my house and his wife called him, and the ring tone he'd picked for her was the RIII! RIII! RIIII!!! from Psycho.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 04:33 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 20, 2019 04:33 PM (ZfMN7)
Posted by: Max Power at March 20, 2019 04:31 PM (q177U)
Not how it works for Catholics. If you get an annulment, you were never married. The annulment doesn't end the marriage but recognizes it was never originally valid.
Posted by: Someguy at March 20, 2019 04:33 PM (dy5uS)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 04:33 PM (dOOci)
Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 04:32 PM (IXZGh)
+++++++++
Phrasing!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 04:33 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: saf at March 20, 2019 04:33 PM (5IHGB)
People are going to start whispering.
Shout, shout
Let it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on I'm talking to you
Come on
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2019 04:34 PM (aKsyK)
a) you don't insult your wife's boss in a public way
b) as the boss of the wife, you don't insult her husband and call him a bad husband
and
c) as the wife caught in the middle of this, you don't publicly attack your husband.
Right?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 20, 2019 04:34 PM (GBteo)
I don't really care, but it's weird.
Unrelated, I always found Kellyanne the prototypical non-flashy non-"hawt" MILF that well, ILF. Brains, thin, sleepy eyes. Yumm.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2019 04:34 PM (QDnY+)
She needs to dump the cuck and tweet me.
I'll hijack the next Boeing 737 MAX to DC and provide the needed toxic masculinity and loving support she needs.
I won't even wait for the divorce to go thru.
She's lovable and can't be ignored.
Posted by: Sapwolf at March 20, 2019 04:34 PM (PRyLN)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 20, 2019 04:29 PM
Who's Heidi?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2019 04:34 PM (+/tGa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 20, 2019 04:34 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 20, 2019 04:34 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 20, 2019 04:30 PM (aCNZ6)
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Big time, and tweets about it very often.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2019 04:34 PM (0NpUY)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 20, 2019 04:34 PM (BucPW)
Trump a narcissist?
F*cks Given = 0
Trump having a PD?
F*cks Given = 0.00000000000001
Because the alternatives.
Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2019 04:34 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 04:32 PM (IXZGh)
True enough man.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 20, 2019 04:34 PM (0rsWa)
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 20, 2019 04:34 PM (wglOf)
And even though Kellyanne is aging a bit in the face, she is a One.
I'd help her take it sitting down any time.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 20, 2019 04:34 PM (ufFY8)
a) you don't insult your wife's boss in a public way
b) as the boss of the wife, you don't insult her husband and call him a bad husband
and
c) as the wife caught in the middle of this, you don't publicly attack your husband.
Right?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 20, 2019 04:34 PM (GBteo)
+++++++++++
Probably about right. But ours - especially in Washington - is not longer a polite society.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 04:34 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 04:32 PM (T6t7i)
*******
I like FUBAR.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2019 04:35 PM (Ih4ii)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2019 04:35 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 20, 2019 04:35 PM (7PXtO)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2019 04:34 PM (+/tGa)
The chick next to me in bed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 20, 2019 04:35 PM (0rsWa)
Let it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on I'm talking to you
Come on
Side one of Songs from the Big Chair is stacked with good tunes. Incredible recording, too.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 04:35 PM (dOOci)
Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2019 04:35 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 20, 2019 04:35 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Amazon sucks at March 20, 2019 04:35 PM (fqUgw)
What is it that George Conway does?
Posted by: Total Control Racist
Other than waste space and oxygen?
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 04:36 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 20, 2019 04:36 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 20, 2019 04:35 PM (0rsWa)
for 26 years.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 20, 2019 04:36 PM (0rsWa)
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 20, 2019 04:36 PM (2CTHE)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 20, 2019 04:36 PM (BucPW)
******
Did they find him in Ft. Marcy Park with 2 gunshots to the back of his head
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 20, 2019 04:36 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 20, 2019 04:36 PM (r/EVQ)
Posted by: Someguy at March 20, 2019 04:33 PM (dy5uS)
For like super strict catholics, maybe. But I'm catholic, and I know a lot of divorced Catholics.
Also, it's not that easy to get an annulment in the catholic church. The church is basically saying "this marriage was never valid in the eyes of god" and short of some kind of bigamy situation or extremely abusive situation where everyone feels horrible for the abused partner, the church doesn't like to say that.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (GBteo)
No, we are now talking out loud.
Remember, Kelly is a Catholic girl and divorce is a no-no. Of course, it happens anyway.
Disagreements, sure. Don't like Trump, fine. But public comments daily? Sounding like a 14 year old jerk? What kind of an azz does this to his wife, in the most spectacular position of her career? This is a world-class douche move, Mr Kelly Conway.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (T6t7i)
wow that is a relief,and somewhat rash-ist!!!
Posted by: saf at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (5IHGB)
That doesn't mean I don't love my wife.
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 20, 2019 04:36 PM (r/EVQ)
******
A Narcissistic asshole?
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (dOOci)
The chick next to me in bed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 20, 2019 04:35 PM (0rsWa)
for 26 years.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 20, 2019 04:36 PM (0rsWa)
Wow. That's a LOT of Viagra.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (M+Lyo)
And he would certainly be the reason if the Conway kids are ugly.
Posted by: Furious George at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (vgjlG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (P1AAi)
Posted by: SMOd at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 20, 2019 04:35 PM (0rsWa)
*******
Damn CB.
You need to put tape over the laptop's camera.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (Ih4ii)
a) you don't insult your wife's boss in a public way
b) as the boss of the wife, you don't insult her husband and call him a bad husband
and
c) as the wife caught in the middle of this, you don't publicly attack your husband.
Right?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at M
Sure. But after the husband repeatedly and publicly insults his wife's boss , rules b and c no longer apply.
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2019 04:38 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: This Is CNN at March 20, 2019 04:38 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 04:34 PM (I2dne)
...apparently!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 20, 2019 04:38 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (BXMxN)
==========
That's too good to leave to just this sequel. Leave it to Bill & Ted 4.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 20, 2019 04:38 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 04:38 PM (IXZGh)
Let's get one thing straight - psychology is one of the most bullshitty of fields there is. It is bullshit piled on top of bullshit, surrounded by bullshit with a bullshit garnish. Most of the crap they call "disorders" are nothing but out-of-fashion traits or the symptoms of assholishness and evil. There is no Narcissistic Personality DIsorder. Being an asshole is not a disorder.
Pop psychology is one of the worst things ever to appear on this Earth. Psychologists, themselves, are annoying enough without everyone else wanting to pretend that they are an annoying, stupid, 98% incorrect psychologist, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 04:38 PM (YJn4J)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 20, 2019 04:36 PM (r/EVQ)
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His excuse is that if he doesn't trash Trump, his NYC Cool kids buddies will walk away.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2019 04:39 PM (0NpUY)
Posted by: Kelly Ann at March 20, 2019 04:39 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (jxbfJ)
Lol. Shut up OCiS. Thats what I get for marrying a younger woman
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 20, 2019 04:39 PM (0rsWa)
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 04:39 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 04:39 PM (fuK7c)
The only thing I can come up with is that George Conway must be behind something else, something bigger , some involvement to really hurt his Presidency. When Trump tweets viciously against someone, that means he knows that person did him WRONG.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 04:39 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Ryan Frank at March 20, 2019 04:39 PM (EKxGt)
General rules of polite society would say that...
a) you don't insult your wife's boss in a public way
b) as the boss of the wife, you don't insult her husband and call him a bad husband
and
c) as the wife caught in the middle of this, you don't publicly attack your husband.
Right?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 20, 2019 04:34 PM (GBteo)
+++It should never have gotten to this point. I do think that a man would not tolerate his wife openly lambasting his boss. In front of the world, no less.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 20, 2019 04:39 PM (aWjrD)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2019 04:39 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 04:39 PM (dOOci)
I know a divorce lawyer who tells me "when I first started in this biz, I was shocked when my client whipped out a whole folder of naked pics! But now I expect it every time, every case. If I haven't seen any, I'm always just kind of holding my breath, thinking "well when do the naked pics come out?" They always do."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 04:39 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2019 04:38 PM (XROPS)
Well, I'm not being super judgey about trump or kellyannes responses, just that, this is the kind of thing that should be handled in private.
By the wife and/or by Trump.
But for all we know, his wife and Trump have been telling him to shut the fuck up behind the scenes for months now and he's just ignoring them.
Which is even more dysfunctional.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 20, 2019 04:39 PM (GBteo)
Consider Carville and Mary Matalin. When Mary was working for Dick Cheney, Carville was baited many times to say something about that. He never would, and would just he's the luckiest man in the world to be married to a woman like a Mary.
Now, together, they'd tease each other about being crazy for supporting the other side and all that, but Carville would never undermine Mary in any way. Just the opposite in fact.
So Carville >>>>>> POS fat fuck cuck Conway.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 04:39 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: saf at March 20, 2019 04:39 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 20, 2019 04:40 PM (Dh1wo)
Don't mince words. Tell us what you *really* think.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 20, 2019 04:40 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 20, 2019 04:40 PM (BucPW)
https://www.youtube.com/wat ch?v=JCyN5KHhSSs
(space)
Posted by: Max Power at March 20, 2019 04:40 PM (q177U)
You need to put tape over the laptop's camera.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (Ih4ii)
Lol...ugh. What can I expect here.
*but puts tape over lens*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 20, 2019 04:40 PM (0rsWa)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 20, 2019 04:40 PM (2LelM)
I don't want Trump to cheat on Melania but George's reaction might be worth it...
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 04:39 PM (BXMxN)
$5 says George wouldn't mind at all, and would even offer to film it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2019 04:40 PM (jxbfJ)
If he was a serious problem, there are things that could have been done. They weren't, because he isn't.
Posted by: trev006 at March 20, 2019 04:41 PM (fPLS0)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 20, 2019 04:39 PM (aWjrD)
I hated my ex's former boss. But I never was like, public about that.
I mean, she had a career to worry about and I wouldnt want to put her in a shitty situation of choosing between publicly supporting me or her career.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 20, 2019 04:41 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 04:41 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 20, 2019 04:41 PM (2LelM)
Can't out do the guy. You'd think the rewards would be so worth taking a back seat for a while and enjoying the success
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 04:41 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2019 04:41 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Jake Tapper : Newsman at March 20, 2019 04:42 PM (P1AAi)
Now, together, they'd tease each other about being crazy for supporting the other side and all that, but Carville would never undermine Mary in any way. Just the opposite in fact.
So Carville >>>>>> POS fat fuck cuck Conway.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 04:39 PM (f1Vqw)
Right, that's how people are supposed to act.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 20, 2019 04:42 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March
_____
My ringtone for my wife in the theme from "Mission Impossible" ... of course, all in good humor.
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 20, 2019 04:42 PM (2CTHE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 04:42 PM (AllCR)
91 I bet he just laid there and made her do all the work...
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 04:41 PM (BXMxN)
You say that like that is a bad thing.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2019 04:42 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 20, 2019 04:42 PM (7PXtO)
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 04:42 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 04:42 PM (AjqPG)
... and the ring tone he'd picked for her was the RIII! RIII! RIIII!!! from Psycho.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March
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My ringtone for my wife in the theme from "Mission Impossible" ... of course, all in good humor.
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 20, 2019 04:42 PM (2CTHE)
Mine is the Imperial March from Star Wars.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2019 04:42 PM (jxbfJ)
500$ for Fornication Alex........or has yer price dropped?
Posted by: saf at March 20, 2019 04:43 PM (5IHGB)
Can't out do the guy. You'd think the rewards would be so worth taking a back seat for a while and enjoying the success
Posted by: willow
By some measures, my wife outdoes me, by some, I outdo her. I don't get all pissy about it, I'm proud of her.
Then I go home and drink heavily.
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 04:43 PM (T6t7i)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxeqyyw7
Far be it for me to diagnose someone's mental health....but George doesn't look "right" in the head....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 04:43 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: SMOd at March 20, 2019 04:43 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 04:43 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2019 04:43 PM (786Ro)
I'm only half listening, but it sounds like she requested a delay until June 30, but no longer, and parliament has 9 days to vote on it.
And, Susan Li of the nice lips is looking cute, as usual, on FBN.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 20, 2019 04:43 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: CNN at March 20, 2019 04:43 PM (+WAv6)
Posted by: wth at March 20, 2019 04:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: BasedLutheran at March 20, 2019 04:44 PM (qXnuc)
Try shouting "You been here 4 howa - you go now"!
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 04:44 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 20, 2019 04:44 PM (aWjrD)
I'm whispering too. "It won't go down. It's been four hours..."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 04:42 PM (AjqPG)
You talkin to me Mark? Sure lets just pile on the cannibal.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 20, 2019 04:44 PM (0rsWa)
Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 04:44 PM (IXZGh)
Show us how character matters, George! Wallow! Wallow for the Bull Works!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 20, 2019 04:44 PM (0QYMt)
Man that would be horrible for her.
ugh. I feel bad for her.
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 04:44 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk, Rear Admiral (Never Retired, Baby) at March 20, 2019 04:44 PM (G1fgw)
I've actually (unfortunately) known a couple of characters who had the real thing. There are some high-functioning ones that manage to pull it off, but most of them get quite bizarre. I knew a woman who told long tales of how the Demons would come into her house to get her at night, but the Angels would fight for her, while she watched. That Black Crowes song "She talks to Angels" - yeah, that was her.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 04:44 PM (Kpl3J)
91 I bet he just laid there and made her do all the work...
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 04:41 PM (BXMxN)
Looking at the ceiling and thinking about cleaning the gutters.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 20, 2019 04:44 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2019 04:45 PM (Y9g6h)
Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 04:44 PM (IXZGh)
George Carlin is funnier dead.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 04:45 PM (YJn4J)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at March 20, 2019 04:45 PM (+tv2S)
That doesn't mean I don't love my wife.
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2019 04:37 PM (vDqXW)
If you did what Mr azz did for two years and counting, it means you don't love your wife.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2019 04:45 PM (sy5kK)
Get this: the quote used by fake news cnn from Madison isn't even referring to, get this, the EC.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 04:45 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 04:42 PM (AllCR)
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He thinks he's immune from a Trump counter punch.
He's a fool.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2019 04:45 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 04:45 PM (AjqPG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 20, 2019 04:45 PM (0rsWa)
They just need a hoto of Mel Gibson.
Ask Cuthbert. He'll tell you.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 04:46 PM (dOOci)
Posted by: Station at March 20, 2019 04:46 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2019 04:46 PM (BbGew)
mine too. so I never got that, or that is some competition instead of sharing in the glory.
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 04:46 PM (r/xAU)
Many other bosses would fire her just to be sure but he is not that petty, the petty one is Mr KellyAnne because he didn't get his way.
Posted by: Decaf at March 20, 2019 04:46 PM (PUz4C)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2019 04:46 PM (RZ6R1)
Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 04:44 PM (IXZGh)
George Carlin is funnier dead.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 04:45 PM (YJn4J)
Happier and more fun to be around, too
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 04:46 PM (AjqPG)
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 04:46 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 04:46 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2019 04:47 PM (O2RFr)
--
Things to tell your son and your daughter.
Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 20, 2019 04:47 PM (zY+5G)
George Carlin is funnier dead.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 04:45 PM (YJn4J)
The end wasn't kind to him, no.
But his early years were brilliant. I will overall, forever be a Carlin fan.
Even got to see him live once in Ft. Worth.
Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 04:47 PM (IXZGh)
******
Did they find him in Ft. Marcy Park with 2 gunshots to the back of his head
========
Red scarf, door knob.
Posted by: KeK at March 20, 2019 04:47 PM (+DfCq)
Posted by: saf at March 20, 2019 04:47 PM (5IHGB)
The chick next to me in bed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 20, 2019 04:35 PM (
Ah, got you. 22 years with my beloved.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2019 04:47 PM (+/tGa)
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 04:41 PM (BXMxN)
Looking at the ceiling and thinking about cleaning the gutters.
The #91 referred to is about Teh Fred!
I think Teh Fred plus KAC would be a lot friskier than that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 04:47 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2019 04:45 PM (sy5kK)
---
Yeah, but her quote is oblique. It doesn't fire directly at her husband. It simply describes the reasonableness of Trump's reaction.
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2019 04:48 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 20, 2019 04:48 PM (gkA8k)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 04:44 PM (Kpl3J
Holy fuck, I think I dated her. Exact same description of angels and demons.
She was a redhead.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 04:48 PM (AjqPG)
Yeah, she the bomb, I need to watch more FBN. The problem is that she's almost exactly the same age as my hot niece...
Posted by: JEM at March 20, 2019 04:48 PM (8erNz)
Bottom line is that if you resent someone else's success, it's because you feel like a failure. Since I walk on water, that isn't a problem.
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 04:48 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 04:44 PM (Kpl3J)
I'm not saying there aren't lunatics around. Of course there are. But the psychologists' attempt to classify personalities and determine what they think are the wrong and right traits for a personality is just ridiculous. People shouldn't let them get away with that shit.
But, this problem all started because our courts let psychologists testify as if they actually knew something about the human mind - beyond common sense knowledge - and how it works, which they don't. Psychologists are really experts at nothing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 04:48 PM (YJn4J)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 20, 2019 04:48 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 20, 2019 04:42 PM (7PXtO)
You have a point.
NYC Billionaire with multiple marriages under his belt. He SHOULD be a Democrat. Rich guys usually run as Democrats--look at guys like Corzine and Phil Murphy in NJ. If Trump ran as one and won, they would love him.
I think they hate him for being a traitor to his "class."
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 04:48 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 04:43 PM (NFEMn)
One word NSFW:
https://youtu.be/4-GpaUeP-k8
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 20, 2019 04:48 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: CNN Breaking Wind at March 20, 2019 04:48 PM (vDqXW)
Go on...
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2019 04:48 PM (Y9g6h)
Posted by: amend at March 20, 2019 04:48 PM (gJAok)
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 04:49 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 20, 2019 04:50 PM (FTPVM)
This couple puts the 'diss' in dysfunctional.
Shame Kellyanne is a little south of her 'sell-by' date. Or he'd be gettin' the bull cuck treatment nightly instead of four times a week.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 20, 2019 04:50 PM (jYje5)
I'm whispering too. "It won't go down. It's been four hours..."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 04:42 PM (AjqPG)
You talkin to me Mark? Sure lets just pile on the cannibal.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at March 20, 2019 04:44 PM (0rsWa)
*backs away carefully*
I don't know nothin'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 04:50 PM (AjqPG)
******
Did they find him in Ft. Marcy Park with 2 gunshots to the back of his head
========
Red scarf, door knob.
That Story should have been titled "Democrat Economist thinks Seriously about the Long Run for the First Time Ever".
or,
"Trump Derangement Syndrome Redux".
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 04:50 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 04:50 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 04:45 PM (YJn4J)
The end wasn't kind to him, no.
But his early years were brilliant. I will overall, forever be a Carlin fan.
Even got to see him live once in Ft. Worth.
Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 04:47 PM (IXZGh)
------------------------
You're right, he was funny early on. Then he got successful and became what he hated and railed about early on. Once he realized this, he just came off as bitter.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2019 04:50 PM (0NpUY)
Posted by: Sew-Crates at March 20, 2019 04:50 PM (6rX0K)
Let's make a list of all the Overrated dead personalities:
-- George Carlin
-- Jimmy Buffet
-- Sam Kinison
-- Christopher Hitchens
-- James Dean
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 04:51 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2019 04:51 PM (Y9g6h)
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at March 20, 2019 04:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2019 04:51 PM (O2RFr)
-----------------------------------------------------
Getting it "up" is one thing.
But getting a blue steel I--beam between your legs is something entirely different.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 04:51 PM (NFEMn)
And of course it all confirms Trump's misogyny, having a female campaign mgr. Am I getting that right? It's redundant evidence, since the many many females Trump hired and promoted to senior levels through his business organizations was already proof enough. Right?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2019 04:52 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 04:51 PM (CbBW3)
James Deen is mort?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 20, 2019 04:52 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 04:46 PM (AllCR)
Ha! New season ... new personality fashions ...
Of course, they're still working hard on getting "gun ownership" into the DSM ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 04:52 PM (YJn4J)
Man that would be horrible for her.
ugh. I feel bad for her.
Posted by: willow at March 20, 2019 04:44 PM (r/xAU)
There's 4 general states
1. Able to take communion.
2. Not supposed to take communion because of unconfessed mortal sins(after confession you're good to go).
3. Not supposed to take communion period.
4. Excommunicated(which is more comprehensive than denial of communion but not a form of exile, you're still obliged to attend Mass for instance). Certain things, like abortion, make this automatic.
Enforcement and monitoring is nearly nonexistent, and excommunication is as severe as it gets. There will be basically no pressure from the church on her to do anything.
Posted by: Someguy at March 20, 2019 04:53 PM (dy5uS)
Posted by: tinymeats at March 20, 2019 04:53 PM (gJAok)
-- James Dean
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 04:51 PM (CbBW3)
James Deen is mort?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 20, 2019 04:52 PM (ufFY
Who's going to make the breakfast sausage now?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2019 04:53 PM (jxbfJ)
But I don't see how it's healthy, if you're seriously interested in politics, to not only not be able to talk about it with your spouse, but also make an active effort to keep your thoughts concealed from them and turn to others to share those feelings with. That seems like an automatic red flag to me.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 20, 2019 04:53 PM (gkA8k)
Posted by: Jeff Beejers at March 20, 2019 04:53 PM (O+mPF)
-- George Carlin
-- Jimmy Buffet
-- Sam Kinison
-- Christopher Hitchens
-- James Dean
- Jim Morrison
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2019 04:53 PM (4AeKb)
Hopefully Kellyanne can live lie Donatell Versace:
https://vimeo.com/109280612
Surrounded by a herd of Paolos.
And a bat flying out of her cooch. Top that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 04:53 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 04:44 PM (Kpl3J
Holy fuck, I think I dated her. Exact same description of angels and demons.
She was a redhead.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 04:48 PM (AjqPG)
Every woman is bi.
It's your job to determine if it's polar or sexual.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 04:53 PM (Z7b/F)
Prettiest girl I ever seen
See her shake on the movie screen, Jimmy Dean
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 04:53 PM (fuK7c)
Our hearts and prayers are with the Conway family and we hope that George will soon be found alive and well.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2019 04:51 PM (Y9g6h)
George Will is missing?
Never heard that.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 20, 2019 04:53 PM (ufFY8)
Gotta suck for them having dad and the prezzy tweeting insults to each other that all their friends can see. Ugh.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2019 04:53 PM (W+vEI)
It's your job to determine if it's polar or sexual.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 04:53 PM (Z7b/F)
+++++++++++
Power of "and" is on the table.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 04:54 PM (I2dne)
-- George Carlin
-- Jimmy Buffet
-- Christopher Hitchens
-- James Dean
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 04:51 PM (CbBW3)
-- FDR
-- JFK
-- Barky (wishing)
-- Samuel L. Jackson
-- Quentin Tarantino
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 04:55 PM (YJn4J)
192
-- James Dean
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 04:51 PM (CbBW3)
James Deen is mort?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 20, 2019 04:52 PM (ufFY
Who's going to make the breakfast sausage now?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2019 04:53 PM (jxbfJ)
Poor Paula....
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 20, 2019 04:55 PM (0QYMt)
How would you like to have a father who publicly embarrasses your mother every day?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 04:55 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 04:55 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 20, 2019 04:53 PM (jxbfJ)
+++++++++++
Bob Evans has him covered.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 20, 2019 04:55 PM (I2dne)
It's your job to determine if it's polar or sexual.
Posted by: rickb223
Begun, the Moron/Moronette flame wars have.
Posted by: Unassing the area Yoda is at March 20, 2019 04:55 PM (6rX0K)
And I think that a few of them are not that old-in their teens or younger? so it's really not a good thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 04:56 PM (AllCR)
Jim Morrison and JFK are good ones.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 04:56 PM (CbBW3)
------------------
James Deen is mort?
------------------
Who's going to make the breakfast sausage now?
------------------
Poor Paula....
does she have an alibi?
Posted by: Anachronda at March 20, 2019 04:56 PM (sGtp+)
Let's make a list of all the Overrated dead personalities:
-- George Carlin
-- Jimmy Buffet
-- Sam Kinison
-- Christopher Hitchens
-- James Dean
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 04:51 PM (CbBW3)
Robin Williams
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 20, 2019 04:56 PM (TAmPV)
-- George Carlin
-- Jimmy Buffet
-- Sam Kinison
-- Christopher Hitchens
-- James Dean
- Jim Morrison
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2019 04:53 PM (4AeKb)
Jimmy Buffet is dead? Who is going to run the Golden Corral now?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 20, 2019 04:56 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 04:56 PM (YJn4J)
But then you'd be wrong.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 04:56 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2019 04:56 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 04:48 PM (YJn4J)
I agree with you. In terms of treatment/therapy, it can be useful to group the illnesses in broad groups. One of the biggest problems right now is that an overly feminized society is trying to classify any man who's socially aggressive as "mentally ill" in some way, while ignoring the fact that the people who have been running this world for all of human history have generally been a pretty aggressive bunch.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 04:56 PM (Kpl3J)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/324966/
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 04:57 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2019 04:57 PM (Y9g6h)
It's not so bad. The Foundation pays all of our bills.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 04:57 PM (dOOci)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2019 04:50 PM (0NpUY)
I agree.
His wife lost to a really nasty battle with cancer and he became a bitter, angry old man. His last HBO special was unwatchable. It was very sad to see his decline.
Posted by: Sponge at March 20, 2019 04:57 PM (IXZGh)
-- George Carlin
-- Jimmy Buffet
-- Sam Kinison
-- Christopher Hitchens
-- James Dean
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 04:51 PM (CbBW3)
Robin Williams
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 20, 2019 04:56 PM (TAmPV)
Freddie Mercury
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 04:57 PM (NFEMn)
-- Jimmy Buffet
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 04:51 PM
Jimmy Buffet? You could get laid ten times nightly from the residual payments from all the top 10 songs he wrote. Personally he seemed borderline train wreck. But top songs? He could write 'em.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 20, 2019 04:57 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 04:57 PM (dOOci)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 04:57 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2019 04:45 PM (sy5kK)
---
Yeah, but her quote is oblique. It doesn't fire directly at her husband. It simply describes the reasonableness of Trump's reaction.
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2019 04:48 PM (vDqXW)
Kellyanne is smart enough to know that a divorce now would just give the Press Class new fodder, and they would find her suffering delicious. Keeping quiet is the best she can do for her and for PDT. There is no upside for Kelly to comment any more than she has.
Hubby needs a shovel in the face walking down the street.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2019 04:57 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2019 04:58 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 04:56 PM (Kpl3J)
++++++++++++++++++
This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: American Psychological Association at March 20, 2019 04:58 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 20, 2019 04:58 PM (xfb67)
My own wife and I don't see eye to eye on all things political, but it doesn't stop us from having a happy and lengthy marriage.
I know what we disagree upon, and I don't talk about those things and she isn't on twitter all day tweeting about the disagreements, she needs me, I need her.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 20, 2019 04:58 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 04:58 PM (T6t7i)
of my wife.
Guaranteed cure for those " longer than 4 hour" problems.
Actually, guaranteed cure for longer than 4 second problems.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 20, 2019 04:58 PM (37IEG)
Yeah, Robin Williams was very not funny. Just weird.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 04:58 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: dagny at March 20, 2019 04:59 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 04:59 PM (AjqPG)
-- George Carlin
-- Jimmy Buffet
-- Sam Kinison
-- Christopher Hitchens
-- James Dean
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 04:51 PM (CbBW3)
Robin Williams
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Christopher Robin is dead? Oh bother!
Posted by: Pooh at March 20, 2019 04:59 PM (Z7b/F)
-- Jimmy Buffet
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 04:51 PM
Jimmy Buffet? You could get laid ten times nightly from the residual payments from all the top 10 songs he wrote. Personally he seemed borderline train wreck. But top songs? He could write 'em.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 20, 2019 04:57 PM (jYje5)
I'M NOT DEAD YET! I WON'T GET ON THE CART, YOU CAN"T MAKE ME!!!
Posted by: Jimmy Buffett at March 20, 2019 04:59 PM (Kpl3J)
The days when Americans would take shit lying down from liberals is OVER.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 04:59 PM (WDxUi)
Fat ass George is Carlo Rizzi.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 04:59 PM (f1Vqw)
Yea but that was a song about heroin abuse. Assisted craziness.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 04:59 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 20, 2019 04:57 PM (jYje5)
I believe "Margaritaville" is his only bona-fide hit.
And that's way MORE than enough to live on....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 04:59 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: m at March 20, 2019 04:59 PM (hoavu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2019 04:59 PM (d7Ww2)
Also, she has the bigger wiener.
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (+/tGa)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Red-headed 'ette (Tammy) at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (ljgit)
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 20, 2019 04:57 PM (jYje5)
As far as I know he only had one song and he lives his life off of it. Part of the Chubby Checker club, though even more successful for no discernible reason.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (YJn4J)
His excuse is that if he doesn't trash Trump, his NYC Cool kids buddies will walk away.
*pssst* George, come here. Yeah, closer, lean in just a little closer...
THEY'RE NOT YOUR BUDDIES, DUMBASS!!!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter
New York Echo:
Person: Hello!
Echo: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Posted by: Unassing the area Yoda is at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (zY+5G)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
25 quatloos on Kellyanne.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (Z7b/F)
Let's make a list of all the Overrated dead personalities:
-- George Carlin
-- Jimmy Buffet
-- Sam Kinison
-- Christopher Hitchens
-- James Dean
- Jim Morrison
-- Lenny Bruce
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (Kpl3J)
Sounds more like Sonic Youth's Sister.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (dOOci)
JFK
James Dean
Janis Joplin
Marilyn Monroe
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (7PXtO)
Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2019 05:01 PM (786Ro)
Jimmy Buffet is dead? Who is going to run the Golden Corral now?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Buy Two Conniptions and Get a Free Fitting at The Outrage Outlet! at March 20, 2019 04:56 PM (0QYMt)
Na, Jimmy is over there, his ass in the sand, and that PBR on the way is for him.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2019 05:01 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 20, 2019 05:01 PM (H8QX8)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxeqyyw7
Sad.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 04:30 PM (f1Vqw)
Married to him for the time being. I hope the photographer was using a high speed shutter.
Also, does she have a thing for midgets?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 05:01 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 05:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Timothy Leary Airlines at March 20, 2019 05:01 PM (37IEG)
Dick Dale, that's who.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (Kpl3J)
I agree
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 05:01 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: x at March 20, 2019 05:01 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 20, 2019 05:01 PM (2LelM)
How would you like to have a father who publicly embarrasses your mother every day?
It sucks.
Posted by: Sasha and Malia at March 20, 2019 05:01 PM (2cuLk)
Dick Dale, that's who.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (Kpl3J)
Truth.
Did you read what Jack White wrote about him?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 05:02 PM (AjqPG)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 20, 2019 05:02 PM (7PXtO)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 05:02 PM (YJn4J)
seriously interested in politics, to not only not be able to talk about
it with your spouse, but also make an active effort to keep your
thoughts concealed from them and turn to others to share those feelings
with. That seems like an automatic red flag to me.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 20, 2019 04:53 PM (gkA8k)
+++
I couldn't do it. Certainly not with today's Democrats: The baby killing, the gun confiscation, open borders, free college, etc. Too many issues are in direct opposition to mine.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 20, 2019 05:02 PM (aWjrD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 05:02 PM (ptqGC)
At the end of the day, we all do what we do for the food pellets.
He needs her far more than she needs him.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 20, 2019 05:02 PM (lD3vL)
David Carradine
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 05:02 PM (BXMxN)
His wife works for the president of the United States and fatso doesn't have one working brain cell that tells him to keep his mouth shut except for shoving Doritos down it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (OLCnA)
Ah, no. He has a boat load of songs and an army of fans. I saw him give a show the summer before last on his annual trip to Great Woods aka Xfinity Center.
He does put on a good show.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: m at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (hoavu)
Dick Dale, that's who.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (Kpl3J)
Stevie Ray Vaughn too...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56SAxtf-RTg
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (aS1PU)
The days when Americans would take shit lying down from liberals is OVER.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 04:59 PM (WDxUi)
--------------------
After about 3 years they still don't get that while he doesn't start fights, he punches back twice as hard and finishes them.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (0NpUY)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (+/tGa)
If you solve that mystery, then please work on why there are separate mens' and womens' competition in ... chess.
Just how heavy ARE those Staunton style pieces, anyway?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (WDxUi)
So his NYC friends' approval is more important than his wife and kids?
#Courage
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (W+vEI)
http://tinyurl.com/yxtkhr8c
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (HaL55)
Well, it hasn't come out, and I'm already laughing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (WEb0y)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (YJn4J)
Margaritaville is about partying and drinking. This ensures that it will always be played in every watering hole on earth.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (dOOci)
Man uses nude mannequins to get revenge after neighbor's fence dispute
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/324966/
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 04:57 PM (BXMxN)
That's pretty funny, but his fence *was* a traffic safety issue, with his lot being on a corner and blocking the view of traffic.
The ideal solution would be a chain link type fence that was high enough to keep the dogs in, but bureaucratic bullshit local townships probably couldn't handle creative stuff like that.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 20, 2019 05:04 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: West at March 20, 2019 05:04 PM (7Fa8Y)
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 05:04 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 05:04 PM (ptqGC)
Jeff Buckley? Okay, I only know his version of Hallelujah, but it's quite good.
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 05:04 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 20, 2019 05:04 PM (wCmLp)
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More like, look at the squirrel perched atop the flaming clown boner?
Like the portrait of Kramer, its impossible to look away.
Posted by: KeK at March 20, 2019 05:04 PM (+WAv6)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 20, 2019 05:01 PM (H8QX
buy Dan a PBR. Spot on.
The Democrats are having problems with Trump because they are not healthy or self-actualized. Just effing nuts.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2019 05:05 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (0NpUY)
And you KNOW Trump's riposte stung. Badly. He has an unerring instinct for the jugular.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 05:05 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 05:05 PM (dOOci)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (dOOci)
How do you feel about his music?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 05:05 PM (AjqPG)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2019 05:05 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 05:05 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM (7PXtO)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (HaL55)
He's building one across the river in SC, too. Latitude Margaritaville. It will probably out-STD The Villages.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM (ptqGC)
So his NYC friends' approval is more important than his wife and kids?
#Courage
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (W+vEI)
Actually he said if he doesn't scream at Trump he'd scream at Kellyanne.
He seems nice...
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM (cF8AT)
This is all just part of the game that they play. Tonight, when she gets
home, she'll punish naughty little Georgie for being such a rude little
boy...
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 20, 2019 05:04 PM (wCmLp)
Flash, this plan is just creepy enough that it might work!
Posted by: Zarkov at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM (37IEG)
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Bullshit.
Posted by: Mostly Silent Cal at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM (WEb0y)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM (YJn4J)
It was the Meds from the treatment for the Spider Bite that burned up his organs.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM (dOOci)
I mean what red-blooded American male hasn't listened to the Jimmy Buffet tune, 'Brown Eyed Girl' and realized what brown eye he's *really* talking about?
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM (BXMxN)
Is.....is that woman copping a feel....from herself?
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM (flINI)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 05:07 PM (dOOci)
Chubby Checker was amazing, you just are unaware of the rest of his work besides the two dance songs.
Jimmy Buffet sucks the balls of a syphilitic donkey.
Son of a son of a bitch!
https://youtu.be/lYr3j5qiPr8
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 05:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (dOOci)
How do you feel about his music?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 20, 2019 05:05 PM (AjqPG)
That's the syphilitic donkey.
Posted by: West at March 20, 2019 05:07 PM (7Fa8Y)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM (ZqRa6)
Yes, but Carville and Matalin didn't carry on like this.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 05:07 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 05:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 05:07 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Minnfidel
Adderal so you don't fall asleep?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 05:07 PM (Z7b/F)
And we all know how the Bullprep Chorus loves to sing the praises of their own intellects.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 20, 2019 05:07 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 05:07 PM (Kpl3J)
home, she'll punish naughty little Georgie for being such a rude little
boy...
It suddenly got very quiet and lonely in here.
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 05:08 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM (flINI)
Gutfeld said he looks like Newman from Seinfeld.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 05:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 05:08 PM (dOOci)
At 5 o'clock, which is always happening somewhere
Posted by: Lizzy at March 20, 2019 05:08 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 05:07 PM (ptqGC)
That there is an evergreen comment.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 20, 2019 05:08 PM (aS1PU)
And the husband of a woman working for the freakin' POTUS should not be humilating and undermining her.
If his conscience is bothering him so much because ORANGE MAN BAD!!11! he could say something like, " I don't support the President's policy, but I support and love my wife".
And then STFU. But no, he goes on Twitter every day and trashes Trump and thus undermines her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 05:08 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 05:08 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 05:07 PM (39g3+)
One dance song ... and I'd like to keep it that way.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 05:09 PM (YJn4J)
Posted by: M Knight Shamalayan at March 20, 2019 05:09 PM (dOOci)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 05:09 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 05:10 PM (ptqGC)
"Look, it's not my fault George Conway, and nice enough guy of course, but he can;t get his weight under control. You've seen his wife, she keeps it together, he's eating all the time junk food and not exercising. Sad for her!"
-PDT
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 20, 2019 05:10 PM (z8c2c)
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 05:10 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2019 05:10 PM (ePWRo)
--Guy who only knows one song by Elvis
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 05:10 PM (39g3+)
What does "self actualized" mean? I've heard that term used before, but I've never used it myself and don't know what it means.
In a nutshell, you no longer need external validation. You're comfortable with yourself and your accomplishments.
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 05:10 PM (T6t7i)
And then STFU. But no, he goes on Twitter every day and trashes Trump and thus undermines her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 05:08 PM (f1Vqw)
Or, better yet, just STFU. He's nobody; the only reason anyone has ever heard of him is because of his wife.
So I say again: STFU.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 05:10 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM (T6t7i)
No clue....I don't think she knows.
Posted by: Tami at March 20, 2019 05:10 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ulysses S. Grant at March 20, 2019 05:10 PM (37IEG)
He's building one across the river in SC, too. Latitude Margaritaville. It will probably out-STD The Villages.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM
I would never admit this in real life... but some relative wanted my mothers actual entire birth name. I hadn't seen her in decades. So the internet provided the whole thing. Along with a number of her former addresses. One of which was The Villages in FL.
Was she a leftist? Damn straight.
This is my shame. One of many.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 20, 2019 05:10 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 05:09 PM (AllCR)
Something from the '70's. I think it's a synonym for "Narcissism."
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 05:11 PM (NFEMn)
Michael Bolton > Jimmy Buffett
Sitar music > Jimmy Buffett
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM (YJn4J)
There was nothing wrong with my name, until I was about 12 years old and that
no-talent ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Posted by: Michael Bolton at March 20, 2019 05:11 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 20, 2019 05:11 PM (FTPVM)
It's the top of the pyramid of Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Starting at the bottom you take care of food, then shelter, and you work your way up the security and comfort and love and stuff and then at the tippy top is self-actualization.
No, I don't know what it means either.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 05:12 PM (fuK7c)
"Kellyanne should dump that fat loser, father of her kids, I get it. You know whos free? Fabio. Perfect for her. Good looking guy, wealthy, great sense of humor Fabio. Funny guy, and nice! Not fat!"
PDT
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 20, 2019 05:12 PM (z8c2c)
If his conscience is bothering him so much because ORANGE MAN BAD!!11! he could say something like, " I don't support the President's policy, but I support and love my wife".
And then STFU. But no, he goes on Twitter every day and trashes Trump and thus undermines her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 05:08 PM
You said it perfectly. So very true.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 20, 2019 05:12 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ulysses S. Grant at March 20, 2019 05:10 PM (37IEG)
Cheeseburger in Paradise
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 05:12 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 20, 2019 05:12 PM (WEb0y)
It's insane. The power of alchohol is an amzing thing.
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 05:12 PM (dOOci)
What a douche.
How about getting your shit under control, huh? How about that?
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2019 05:12 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 05:08 PM (Kpl3J)
I was at a friend's house when his wife told him he had a phone call.
"It's from Shankar," she said.
"Nice name," I said.
My friend, walking to the phone, threw over his shoulder, "Appropriate name, too."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 20, 2019 05:12 PM (WDxUi)
Posted by: Red-headed 'ette (Tammy) at March 20, 2019 05:00 PM (ljgit)
Her maiden name was Fitzpatrick. She's mick on her father's side and I-tie on her mother's side. Just like me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2019 05:12 PM (OLCnA)
Margaritaville is about partying and drinking. This ensures that it will always be played in every watering hole on earth.
by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 05:03 PM (NFEMn)
On Karaoke night.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 20, 2019 05:12 PM (TAmPV)
What does "self actualized" mean? I've heard that term used before, but I've never used it myself and don't know what it means.
In a nutshell, you no longer need external validation. You're comfortable with yourself and your accomplishments.
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 05:10 PM (T6t7i)
Does this ever truly happen to people?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 05:13 PM (NWiLs)
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If only there was some way to answer that question quickly, by typing in the term and hitting search . . .
Posted by: Sergey Brin at March 20, 2019 05:13 PM (+DfCq)
No, I don't know what it means either.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 05:12 PM (fuK7c)
Let's call it micro-enlightenment.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 05:13 PM (YJn4J)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 05:09 PM (AllCR)
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Reaching your full potential and achieving the most you can, basically.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 20, 2019 05:13 PM (0NpUY)
What does "self actualized" mean? I've heard that term used before, but I've never used it myself and don't know what it means.
In a nutshell, you no longer need external validation. You're comfortable with yourself and your accomplishments.
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 05:10 PM (T6t7i)
in other words, a Real Man.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 05:13 PM (Kpl3J)
Sitar music > Jimmy Buffett
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM (YJn4J)
All-you can eat-Buffet > Jimmy Buffet
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 05:13 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 20, 2019 05:13 PM (aWjrD)
No offense, but it sounds like a pop psych term. I'd use "Self confident and doesn't need most external validation" and I think most people need some kind of external validation or they're either crazy or a Saint.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 05:13 PM (AllCR)
Mexico
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2019 05:10 PM (ePWRo)
Mummified.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 20, 2019 05:13 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 05:14 PM (NFEMn)
Mr Kellyanne Conway should mail dick pics to Jeff Bezos.
That should close the loop here and leave everyone happy.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2019 05:14 PM (CRRq9)
"I love his music, I do. I am a Michael Bolton Fan. For my money I don't think it gets any better than when he sings When A Man Loves A Woman. I mean, you must really love his music!"
--The Bobs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 05:14 PM (39g3+)
What does "self actualized" mean? I've heard that term used before, but I've never used it myself and don't know what it means.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 05:09 PM
We have it available, 24/7/365.
Posted by: PornHub at March 20, 2019 05:14 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 05:14 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 20, 2019 05:14 PM (7PXtO)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 20, 2019 05:14 PM (flINI)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 05:14 PM (dOOci)
That's because that's what it is. Nonetheless, I take no offense, because I need no external validation. Life's better that way.
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 05:15 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Lonny May Witherspoon at March 20, 2019 05:15 PM (37IEG)
That would require him to be able to find it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 05:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anotheranon at March 20, 2019 05:15 PM (ss6yq)
Posted by: Ulysses S. Grant at March 20, 2019 05:10 PM (37IEG)
Cheeseburger in Paradise
Posted by: JoeF.
dude is the songbird of his generation
Posted by: x at March 20, 2019 05:15 PM (nFwvY)
His music is formulaic and lightweight but he has a great stage show and seems to actually like his fans. It goes a long way when you don't treat the people who pay your bills like shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 20, 2019 05:15 PM (/tuJf)
Sitar music >> Jimmy Buffett
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 05:06 PM (YJn4J)
Zamfir and his pan flute >> Jimmy Buffett
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2019 05:15 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 05:13 PM (NFEMn)
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One stale crust of bread "Buffet" > Jimmy Buffet
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2019 05:15 PM (vDqXW)
So you will never be a Made Man.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2019 05:15 PM (Y9g6h)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 05:15 PM (fuK7c)
There was nothing wrong with my name, until I was about 12 years old
and that no-talent ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
"I love his music, I do. I am a Michael Bolton Fan. For my money I
don't think it gets any better than when he sings When A Man Loves A
Woman. I mean, you must really love his music!"
--The Bobs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 05:14 PM (39g3+)
I celebrate his entire catalog!
Posted by: Bob not from the NSA at March 20, 2019 05:15 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 05:15 PM (39g3+)
Her maiden name was Fitzpatrick. She's mick on her father's side and I-tie on her mother's side. Just like me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2019 05:12 PM (OLCnA)
#MeToo
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 20, 2019 05:15 PM (TAmPV)
And deprive people here of providing an answer?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 05:15 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 05:13 PM (NFEMn)
Even if I were a Jimmy Buffet fan I'd agree with that. I like my food.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 20, 2019 05:16 PM (7PXtO)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter - Still Alive at March 20, 2019 05:16 PM (dOOci)
Conan laughs at the need for "validation".
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 20, 2019 05:14 PM (flINI)
They should have taken him out. No one would have pressed charges.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 05:16 PM (YJn4J)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 20, 2019 05:16 PM (xPJvm)
Morose? Melancholy? Mercurial? Metal?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 05:15 PM (39g3+)
Misery
Malaise
Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 05:16 PM (NWiLs)
STHU, Dana. I wasted eight years defending your boss because he, and you, refused to.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 05:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: dantesed at March 20, 2019 05:16 PM (88xKn)
WTF? Jimmy Buffett's most famous song is Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw.
It's like I don't know you people anymore...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 20, 2019 05:16 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 20, 2019 05:14 PM (flINI)
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Nobody better ever say that about me!
Posted by: Brie Larson at March 20, 2019 05:16 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 05:14 PM (dOOci)
That's just a bunch of tripe.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 20, 2019 05:16 PM (aS1PU)
Her maiden name was Fitzpatrick. She's mick on her father's side and I-tie on her mother's side. Just like me
So you will never be a Made Man.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2019 05:15 PM (Y9g6h)
Ah, so....George FitzKelly?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2019 05:16 PM (37IEG)
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 9h
George Conway, often referred to as Mr. Kellyanne Conway by those who know him, is VERY jealous of his wife's success & angry that I, with her help, didn't give him the job he so desperately wanted. I barely know him but just take a look, a stone cold LOSER & husband from hell!
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2019 05:16 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2019 05:12 PM (OLCnA)
And me too.
And just about half of the white population in NJ.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 05:17 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 20, 2019 05:17 PM (7PXtO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 05:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 05:17 PM (YJn4J)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 05:17 PM (dOOci)
388 "Name a state that begins with M".
Morose? Melancholy? Mercurial? Metal?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 05:15 PM (39g3+)
Misery
Malaise
Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 05:16 PM (NWiLs)
Mmm...ennui?
Posted by: A dude bad at spelling at March 20, 2019 05:17 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 05:17 PM (NWiLs)
My God, man. I'm guessing conversation in the house is always well above recommended decibel levels.
Posted by: Red-headed 'ette (Tammy) at March 20, 2019 05:17 PM (ljgit)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 20, 2019 05:18 PM (KP5rU)
I could be lazy, but it might also be that I don't like googling everything I don't know. First because there is a lot I don't know and that would take up too much time. Second, because I think it impedes social interaction. Don't like using GPS either if I can possibly avoid it. I think it atrophies your brain..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 05:18 PM (AllCR)
Does he not understand intersectionality??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 05:18 PM (07YWD)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 05:18 PM (dOOci)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2019 05:18 PM (OoOd6)
I like some of Jimmy Buffett's songs but his enduring popularity
mystifies me. Lots of booze involved, I think, like how White Castle
and Jack in the Box stays open.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 05:17 PM (39g3+)
His enduring popularity? The perpetual children of the Democratic Party.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2019 05:18 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 20, 2019 05:18 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 20, 2019 05:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 20, 2019 05:18 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 05:17 PM (dOOci)
Don't make me go all George Conway on you.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 20, 2019 05:19 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Cenk Uyger at March 20, 2019 05:19 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2019 05:19 PM (ePWRo)
In a nutshell, you no longer need external validation. You're comfortable with yourself and your accomplishments.
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 05:10 PM (T6t7i)
Does this ever truly happen to people?
Posted by: Insomniac
Yes. For some.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 05:19 PM (Z7b/F)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2019 05:16 PM (ePWRo)
This tweet makes it sound like Kellyanne told Trump "DON"T hire my husband!!"
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 05:19 PM (NFEMn)
Dead and OVERrated?
Gen. Douglas MacArthur
Dead and UNDERrated?
Gen. Patrick Cleburne
Posted by: Hands at March 20, 2019 05:20 PM (786Ro)
In a nutshell, you no longer need external validation. You're comfortable with yourself and your accomplishments.
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 05:10 PM (T6t7i)
Does this ever truly happen to people?
Posted by: Insomniac
Yes. For some.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 05:19 PM (Z7b/F)
How many do you think it happens to? Just spitballing a percentage.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 05:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 05:20 PM (07YWD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2019 05:20 PM (Y9g6h)
So you will never be a Made Man.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2019 05:15 PM (Y9g6h)
Yeah real greaseball stuff
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2019 05:20 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 05:20 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 05:17 PM (39g3+)
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I got tired of Cheeseburgers in Paradise probably 2 days after its release. I had friends that absolutely loved that song.
Never got that.
Posted by: Cenk Uyger at March 20, 2019 05:20 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 20, 2019 05:20 PM (7PXtO)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 05:19 PM (NFEMn)
Yes indeed. It does.The hubby must be a piece of work.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 20, 2019 05:21 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 05:19 PM (NFEMn)
I, with her help, didn't give him the job he so desperately wanted
Yup.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2019 05:21 PM (4AeKb)
Posted by: Insomniac
As a WAG, I'd say <1%.
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 05:21 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: x at March 20, 2019 05:21 PM (nFwvY)
Black Leather Jacket and Cocaine Billy Joel rocks.
Glass Houses, FTW!
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 05:21 PM (+Gq19)
Posted by: steevy at March 20, 2019 05:21 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 05:21 PM (07YWD)
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Abilities Appreciation Association at March 20, 2019 05:21 PM (Se7MG)
This has been nagging at me all day. I know that it doesn't pay to strictly parse Trumpian grammar, but this one begs it.
If he means what he's saying then he's saying "Kellyanne *helped* me keep George from getting a job".
That's cold.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 20, 2019 05:21 PM (fuK7c)
Buffett is like Springsteen. some people will lap up anything.
Posted by: x at March 20, 2019 05:21 PM (nFwvY)
Good analogy. And Dylan. Never got the attraction.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2019 05:22 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 20, 2019 05:20 PM (7PXtO)
Could be. You didn't have to compete for attention or affection.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 05:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: pep at March 20, 2019 05:22 PM (T6t7i)
My God, man. I'm guessing conversation in the house is always well above recommended decibel levels.
Posted by: Red-headed 'ette (Tammy) at March 20, 2019 05:17 PM (ljgit)
No, I'm a quiet man
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 20, 2019 05:22 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2019 05:20 PM (Y9g6h)
Billy Joel is a talented pop craftsman.
That said, the scale of his popularity amazes me. On Classic Rock radio, if they aren't playing Bohemian Rhapsody or Hotel California, they are playing a Billy Joel song.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 05:22 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Undocumented Democrat at March 20, 2019 05:22 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 05:23 PM (07YWD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 20, 2019 05:23 PM (oOwhS)
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Buffett is like Springsteen. some people will lap up anything.
Posted by: x at March 20, 2019 05:21 PM (nFwvY)
This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 20, 2019 05:23 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2019 05:23 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: garrett at March 20, 2019 05:23 PM (dOOci)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 20, 2019 05:23 PM (CbBW3)
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It means wiring your trailer lights correctly.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2019 05:23 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2019 05:23 PM (d7Ww2)
How many do you think it happens to? Just spitballing a percentage.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 20, 2019 05:20 PM (NWiLs)
I hope you won't think I'm bragging if I said me.
I'm notoriously unconcerned with what people think of me, within reason. I try to act responsibly in public because it's important to set a decent example, and I dislike people who are boorish for no reason.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 20, 2019 05:23 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Insomniac
As a WAG, I'd say
Posted by: pep
Higher than that. Look at the people of Wal Mart for starters. They don't give a fuck what people think of them.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 20, 2019 05:24 PM (Z7b/F)
Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2019 05:24 PM (BbGew)
Michoacan, mis amigos
Posted by: Undocumented Democrat at March 20, 2019 05:22 PM (786Ro)
Hey, Jefe, pass that over here.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 20, 2019 05:24 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 20, 2019 05:21 PM
Can she kick a football? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Nick Saban at March 20, 2019 05:24 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2019 05:23 PM (vDqXW)
Hell yes, and In a Glass House is for some reason underrated. Personally I love it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2019 05:24 PM (4AeKb)
Posted by: Oscazio Consquestidorio at March 20, 2019 05:24 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at March 20, 2019 05:24 PM (lU6Jb)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 20, 2019 05:25 PM (TAmPV)
Kellyanne, as Kellyanne Fitzpatrick, was a pundit/talking head on the talk shows back in the '90s. I remember her well and like her.
Then she dropped off that circuit for years, and the next thing I hear, she's married as Kellyanne Conway, and has some polling and consulting firm.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 05:25 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 20, 2019 05:20 PM (Y9g6h)
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I like plenty of Joel. Mostly early Joel, but then most of the songs on his albums (usually not the hits) up until The Bridge--which is a *packed* album.
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2019 05:25 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2019 05:25 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2019 05:25 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 05:26 PM (39g3+)
If he means what he's saying then he's saying "Kellyanne *helped* me keep George from getting a job".
That's cold.
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He was considered for the job of being the head of the civil division at Justice? I think I heard. You don't want an enemy there. If she knows he's out to sabotage Trump and she's actually loyal to Trump's agenda, not cold. There are other jobs this guy can take.
On the flip side, maybe this whole thing is a passion play to make Trump think Kellyanne is loyal to him, when she isn't. . .
No end to the possibilities.
Posted by: simplemind at March 20, 2019 05:26 PM (LCdkd)
Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 20, 2019 05:26 PM (ZfMN7)
Posted by: x at March 20, 2019 05:21 PM (nFwvY)
Good analogy. And Dylan. Never got the attraction.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 20, 2019 05:22 PM (37IEG)
I'm not seeing the connection to Springsteen or Dylan.
Buffet is known for TWO songs--Margaritaville and Cheesebutger in Paradise, both of which he's monetized to the extreme--fast food restaurants, cruises, retirement villages, etc. His fans are devoted and drunken.
Love them or hate them, Dylan and Springsteen are known for dozens of songs and neither one of them formed the basis for a restaurant, a bar etc....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 05:26 PM (NFEMn)
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"Name a state that begins with M".
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Mexico
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Also Mexico del Norte, which includes the USA, Canada, Greenland, the Arctic Ocean,, a sizable amount of Russia, and parts of Finland, Sweden, and Norway. With more to come!
Posted by: irright at March 20, 2019 05:27 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 20, 2019 05:27 PM (NtglE)
Posted by: Red-headed 'ette (Tammy) at March 20, 2019 05:27 PM (ljgit)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 05:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2019 05:27 PM (ePWRo)
Here's a Daily Mail article where Fat Cuck Conway is quoted as saying he trashed Trump to avoid yelling at Kellyanne all the time:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6827667
He's getting fatter by the day, looks like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 20, 2019 05:27 PM (f1Vqw)
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she was cute back then. Very chirpy too. She was on with Chris Matthews a lot.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 20, 2019 05:28 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 20, 2019 05:28 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: wth at March 20, 2019 05:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 20, 2019 05:28 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2019 05:24 PM (4AeKb)
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People beat the Hell out of Interview, and I listened to it, and thought what the hell is the problem with it?! Apparently, I was on the wave of the return of its credibility among proggies. It's done nothing but climb as an "underappreciated" release.
Right now, Glass House is considered one of their best in prog circles.
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2019 05:29 PM (vDqXW)
I'm so sorry to read this, how awful. God be with you and your family.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 20, 2019 05:29 PM (39g3+)
Hell yes, and In a Glass House is for some reason underrated. Personally I love it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 20, 2019 05:24 PM (4AeKb)
Supposedly when the Gentle Giant guys played the album for the record company executives and they head the smashing glass rhythm dealio...they just said , "Nope."
So, "In a Glass House" didn't receive a US release for years.
that's the reason for its being underrated...no one heard it.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2019 05:30 PM (CRRq9)
He turned his 15 minutes of fame song into a billion dollar enterprise.
He must be a business genius.
Or made a deal with the devil.
One of the two.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2019 05:33 PM (CRRq9)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 20, 2019 05:34 PM (YJn4J)
that's the reason for its being underrated...no one heard it.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 20, 2019 05:30 PM (CRRq9)
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Never heard that before. Although I did see some indication in some notes.
It seems that people are divided between whether they liked the Phil-era or the post-Phil-era best.
No offense to Phil Shulman, but I'm 100% post-Phil.
Posted by: Axeman at March 20, 2019 05:35 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 20, 2019 05:26 PM
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Prayers being sent your way, SM.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 20, 2019 05:35 PM (NtglE)
Posted by: Big V at March 20, 2019 05:36 PM (sN665)
Posted by: vivi at March 20, 2019 05:38 PM (11H2y)
Sorry to hear that he's in pain and d suffering and I will add he and your family to the prayer list
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 20, 2019 05:38 PM (AllCR)
said fuck now I gotta spend $48,000 on Sidwell friends...
Small price to pay I suppose for a shitty Presidency....
Posted by: saf at March 20, 2019 05:45 PM (5IHGB)
I suspect that George is going to discover he made an error in his calculation.
I can't imagine causing friction to just piss-off my wife's employer.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 20, 2019 05:47 PM (5Yee7)
I'm getting to understand Trump. He gets things done HIS way by directing people where he wants them and doing what he wants them to do.
For all we know Ryan did just what Trump wanted in keeping the border wall off the agenda till late in his term. It makes sense.
My point is to not pay much attention to the surface or words involved but what it's hiding or distracting from or just plain entertaining his base by him shouting back at some blowhard know nothing who thinks because his wife works for the WH that somehow that gives him a special insight to how the WH works. It doesn't.
Haven't you ever run into a boss's wife that tries to tell you his minion what to do and how to do it while doing your job? I have and it's a whole lot of fun. NOT.
This isn't the 45th Presidency. This is TRUMP; The President Part 1.
And never forget this is a show. It always has one but this ones for the cheap seats.
Posted by: jakee308 at March 20, 2019 05:59 PM (H0kuZ)
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Posted by: Coconut Pete at March 20, 2019 06:18 PM (u4lQ4)
Posted by: Gorrilla Pundit's zookeeper at March 20, 2019 06:19 PM (vN+oL)
a) you don't insult your wife's boss in a public way
b) as the boss of the wife, you don't insult her husband and call him a bad husband
and
c) as the wife caught in the middle of this, you don't publicly attack your husband.
Right?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 20, 2019 04:34 PM (GBteo)
b) and c) don't apply if a) is violated.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 20, 2019 06:43 PM (F/KeJ)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 20, 2019 05:05 PM (O2RFr)
Limbaugh was talking about this today. I almost thought I was listening to a rerun.
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