aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Wut?
No, but seriously: Wut?
I must demand an answer, Sir: Wut?Have a ball. Get nuts. Go nads! pic.twitter.com/xtT5dD8kSs
— Buffalo Wild Wings (@BWWings) March 14, 2019
A friend tells me that this is some kind of play on the idea of guys having vasectomies together -- "brosectomies" -- and then watching March Madness together. Does that sound made up? Well it probably is. But apparently this has been written about by a clinic that says it performs these group brosectomies.
I really believe that this concept fueled a group of old college friends, now Dads, to schedule an en masse vasectomy visit with me during March Madness. We call it the Brosectomy and we do them all year round. In this case, it began with their calls from around the country and bookings for vasectomies on the same day, a particular Friday afternoon in March. In response to this group think behavior, I closed the practice to other traffic for that afternoon, and allowed them to take over the whole space on their big day, the day they got their wings clipped. Basketball was piped into the flat screen TV, and we had bags of frozen peas at the ready.That's from a clinic, from March 2016. The Atlantic -- a totally quality magazine that doesn't seize on doubtful "trends" for clicks -- wrote it up in November, 2018. Is Buffalo Wild Wings really referencing some 2018 non-trend? Some people online wonder if Buffalo Wild Wings is propagandizing for vasectomies.
Update: BOB MENERY! Commenter Alex correctly identified the voice as that of the great Bob Menery, a guy who does his own profane playcalls over sports footage.
BWW hq is in deep blue Minneapolis, and their ceo is a woman who looks like the type to tell people not to have kids because mother earth or something, so I'm gonna go with this was a serious ad
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 02:36 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 14, 2019 02:37 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:37 PM (dT2km)
Posted by: Fritz at March 14, 2019 02:38 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Quizno's adorable former mascots at March 14, 2019 02:38 PM (iuT10)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:38 PM (dT2km)
Posted by: Inogame at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ySZHT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ptqGC)
So they offered Trump a compromise, they would vote with the President on this national emergency but wanted promises he would not declare future national emergencies!
I mean.....
I can't even..
Posted by: John The Savage at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ZYXC3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ycWCI)
See!?!? We love you and this is whay!!
Posted by: Papist Bograt at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (6rX0K)
A few months ago I expressed my (usual) Strong Opinion on the subject of Vasectomies.
Turns out there's a few men here who did it and did not appreciate my Strong Opinion on the matter.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (RqBBh)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (BKUjK)
Posted by: Tater Seltzer at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2019 02:40 PM (BbGew)
Shhh. Time machine. Hamsters. Keep it to yourself.
Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at March 14, 2019 02:40 PM (al6UK)
In this case, it began with their calls from around the country and bookings for vasectomies on the same day, a particular Friday afternoon in March.
Friday is the best day to visit Dr. V. By Monday the limp is barely noticeable.
Protip: Avoid coitus post-V as long as possible. The first time post is killer. In both a good and very bad way simultaneously.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 02:40 PM (jYje5)
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Do they also start going to the bathroom together?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 02:40 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:40 PM (BKUjK)
Posted by: Brian Stetler at March 14, 2019 02:40 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (bLhAC)
Posted by: Tater Seltzer at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (vtcmf)
My mind hurts Balls. And dipping. With wings.
Posted by: Anna Puma
I like their mango habanero sauce for dipping my balls in.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (LHT0w)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (Sp1Lf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (bLhAC)
Are Buffalo wings kosher?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (RqBBh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (ptqGC)
But if you spend $250,000 storyboarding it, casting actors for it, filming it, and editing it: Well then, you've put genuinely stupid effort into your really stupid idea.
Cause my pitch for cancer survivors and current events (Keep a Breast Day!) did not fly.
Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (6rX0K)
Meaningless.
Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (RD7QR)
I'm pretty sure gay guys don't need vasectomies. But the way society is headed, who the hell knows?
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ptqGC)
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That and her penis but mostly it was her penis.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Xander Crews at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (miXS6)
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Do they also start going to the bathroom together?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 02:40 PM (vg8iE)
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They got their manstruation cycles all synched up this way.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (ffYR/)
This is my take on it. I don't think it's propaganda but I do think it is extremely foolish and stupid. Unless BWW just bought a network of vasectomy providers and they're trying for a bizarre corporate tie-in, that is, in which case it's stupid *and* bizarre.
I think their ad agency promised everyone that they're down with the hip kids and this is what came out of it. I'm glad I'm not a shareholder.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (dT2km)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Tater Seltzer at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (vtcmf)
It's an easier procedure than a field Tracheotomy.
All you need is a utility knife, a lighter and a stapler.
Posted by: Father Mulcahey at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (BKUjK)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Brian Stetler
...
lol
i forget what FUPA stands for.
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (PbpT7)
I recall a co-worker, having had his share of descendants, tried to talk us (coworker males) into going along on his outing to have ourselves tailored.
He went alone to his fate.
You can ask someone to watch your back for you, but asking a guy to get his balls clipped with you, that's not the ball-less band of brothers a normal guy wants to be part of.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Newest Nic
Pro protip: Have your V done post marriage by a couple of years and you'll be able to avoid coitus.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (LHT0w)
So they offered Trump a compromise, they would vote with the President on this national emergency but wanted promises he would not declare future national emergencies!
I mean.....
I can't even..
Posted by: John The Savage at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ZYXC3)
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GOPe: "Don't declare another national emergency...or else."
Trump: "Or...else....what."
GOPe: "Or else we will be very very angry and we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are."
Posted by: WisRich at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (dT2km)
Posted by: Gillette Marketing Department at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (pw+jk)
My mind hurts Balls. And dipping. With wings.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:37 PM (dT2km)
++++++++
Don't forget dunking!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (bLhAC)
Are Buffalo wings kosher?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
No, but there is a bleu balls dip.
Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (aZNua)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (4e+hS)
Can't they just make drug that deactivates the sperms? Turn them off, so to speak. Make them duds, so to speak.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (RqBBh)
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (PbpT7)
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FATTY UPPER PELVIC AREA ! ! ! !
Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (8XRCm)
Like Bob Barker, but for idiots.
"Remember folks - don't forget to spay and neuter... yourselves."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (bLhAC)
Posted by: Lace Neutical Wigs at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, did not win the lottery at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Boots at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (e9omi)
Posted by: Michael Scott, Dunder-Mifflin at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (7HtZB)
I mean.....
I can't even..
Posted by: John The Savage at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ZYXC3)
++++++++++++++
Take the deal. This is easy math. Get your victory and then do whatever the hell you want. Congress can't even bind future congresses, let alone this.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:46 PM (BKUjK)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (bLhAC)
Are Buffalo wings kosher?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (ycWCI)
That depends on how you kill the buffalo
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:46 PM (bcbK8)
Buffalo Wild Wings also has a brisket special for group adult circumcisions.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 02:41 PM (bLhAC)
Are Buffalo wings kosher?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
No, but there is a bleu balls dip.
Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity at March 14, 2019 02:44 PM (6rX0K)
A BRISket joke?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 02:46 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 02:46 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
I see you've done calf fixing time.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 02:46 PM (LHT0w)
Yeah, sure, Diane Sawyer, a lot of women outside of Manhattan think it would be totes fun to get together with the gals, sip martinis and gossip while getting botox pumped into their foreheads!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (W+vEI)
But Poes Law and all that so who knows
Posted by: brak at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (m/cB2)
Meaningless.
Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (BbGew)
Ace posts from beyond space-time.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (aS1PU)
On the Other Hand: I wonder if this is more #Woke marketing -- to appeal to feminists.
Feminists complain that they are the ones expected to practice birth control. Maybe this is intended to be legitimate, though light, #Woke feminist propaganda. Hey boys, get snipped so you lady can toss her diaphragm.
Maybe?
If I see this get talked up by the feminist blogs, especially if I see quotes from the advertising agency that did the ad (implying they sent out press notices to feminist friendlies), then I'll think this was a calculated bit of #Woke Marketing.
not sure!
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, did not win the lottery at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (LISuA)
with the President on this national emergency but wanted promises he
would not declare future national emergencies!
I mean.....
I can't even..
Posted by: John The Savage at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ZYXC3)
++++++++++++++
Take the deal. This is easy math. Get your victory and then do
whatever the hell you want. Congress can't even bind future congresses,
let alone this.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (I2dne)
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Beat me too it!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (AzW6q)
I mean.....
I can't even..
Posted by: John The Savage at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ZYXC3)
++++++++++++++
Take the deal. This is easy math. Get your victory and then do whatever the hell you want. Congress can't even bind future congresses, let alone this.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (I2dne)
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Yep. Use their own playbook. Agree to it and then do whatever you need to in the future.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (dT2km)
I think this is just look at how stupid we are but you're all talking about us aren't you.
Also the ad agency got paid so that's nice.
*seethes quietly about all the brisket jokes*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Catherine at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (bTsJO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (VpIIl)
https://bit.ly/2JcGv7i
This is what AOC and her buddies would like to do to us all.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: jakee308 at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (hVoJQ)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (RD7QR)
Perhaps, -3 months
Yes, abortion is merely voter suppression
Posted by: AOC at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (+8Yuj)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 02:46 PM (LHT0w)
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If you've ever had a bag of rubber cheerios in your pocket, you know what he means.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 14, 2019 02:47 PM (W+vEI)
+++++++++++
Sure they do. Not just in Manhattan, but probably also in Boston, Santa Monica, ...
Remember, the "elite" is bicoastal now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (I2dne)
These stand up Senators better bring up a new bill to repeal the emergency powers act. Because the assholes who are there today voting against Trump DID NOTHING when Obama, Bush , et all did the exact same thing. They don't like this than prove it by repealing the act itself.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (nInlj)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (bLhAC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (t6MX/)
Their motto should be: We have 40 different flavors of wings sauce, and none of them are particularly good!
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (PbpT7)
I had an Uncle Joe ( now deceased) he was in the Marines in WWII and a truck driver in civilian life. He loved the outdoors and camping. How in hell did we go from a nation of Uncle Joes to these soy boy sissies?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 02:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2019 02:49 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: blaster at March 14, 2019 02:49 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 14, 2019 02:49 PM (d8iVQ)
Stalin, had two but very small.
Himmler
was very similar
But poor old Goebbles had no balls at all.
Posted by: Rugby songs at March 14, 2019 02:49 PM (Sp1Lf)
I had an Uncle Joe ( now deceased) he was in the Marines in WWII and
a truck driver in civilian life. He loved the outdoors and camping. How
in hell did we go from a nation of Uncle Joes to these soy boy sissies?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (OLCnA)
Ask Joe McCarthy, the guy was right.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 02:49 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 02:50 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:50 PM (BKUjK)
OT:
Tom Tillis now is reversing course and Not going to vote to disapprove of Trump's emergency.
Good.
BURN THE PHONE LINES DOWN.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2019 02:50 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:50 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 02:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:50 PM (VpIIl)
I think this is just look at how stupid we are but you're all talking about us aren't you.
Also the ad agency got paid so that's nice.
*seethes quietly about all the brisket jokes*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.
Sorry, only one 'half-off' special per customer.
Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity at March 14, 2019 02:50 PM (6rX0K)
One other thing about vasectomies. If your marriage is shaky, don't do it. In a majority of the men I have known who had it done, most of their marriages failed, the guy found a new younger squeeze who batted her eyelashes and wanted his babies, and back to the Doc he went.
Never yet heard of a reversal that 'took'. Waste of time and money.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 02:50 PM (jYje5)
No I haven't checked in few days. I'll look for it. Should I look for "garrett"?
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:50 PM (PbpT7)
I had an Uncle Joe ( now deceased) he was in the Marines in WWII and a truck driver in civilian life. He loved the outdoors and camping. How in hell did we go from a nation of Uncle Joes to these soy boy sissies?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (OLCnA)
hard times produce strong men
strong men produce prosperity
prosperity produces soft men
soft men produce hard times <---you are here-ish
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (bcbK8)
Stalin, had two but very small.
Himmler
was very similar
But poor old Goebbles had no balls at all.
Posted by: Rugby songs at March 14, 2019 02:49 PM (Sp1Lf)
"I approve!"
- - Tranny psychos
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (pw+jk)
Ummm.....what do they do with the balls?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (ptqGC)
Stay away from the salsa.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (BKUjK)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (nInlj)
As the Horde well knows, I'm all for Make Congress Stop Delegating Again! (Or for the first time technically but pawwave)
I am absolutely for a discussion on repealing the National Emergencies Act. But do that, not this Orange Man Bad nonsense.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (m/IZ9)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (Z4rgH)
Remember, eugenics was a Progressive idea. The experimentation on unknowing patients at Tuskegee was a Progressive idea. They're open about the Progressives being their "intellectual" heirs, but you can damned well bet they'll swear eugenics was "right wing".
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (H0VWd)
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (d8iVQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 02:42 PM (ptqGC)
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OYSTER FRY!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Boots at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (e9omi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (pUDQf)
No.
This is men going off a cliff
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (nInlj)
Which of the perfidious backstabbing fucks voted against him?
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (y7DUB)
They all kind of taste alike and none of them are especially good!
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.
Sorry, only one 'half-off' special per customer.
Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity
A little off the top BRISket special?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (LHT0w)
Posted by: brak at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (m/cB2)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (AzW6q)
Prostatitis.
Like having an orgasm while simultaneously having your nuts crushed by a manhole cover.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (19UMA)
So they offered Trump a compromise, they would vote with the President on this national emergency but wanted promises he would not declare future national emergencies!
Take the deal and then do what democrats do with republican deals,ignore it.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 14, 2019 02:53 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: AOC at March 14, 2019 02:53 PM (+8Yuj)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:53 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:53 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (VpIIl)
Fungus. Maybe not even the one that's supposed to be there.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 02:53 PM (RD7QR)
Prostatitis.
Like having an orgasm while simultaneously having your nuts crushed by a manhole cover.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (LL1Be)
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Jeebus. Im glad Im still sporting live ammunition.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Philosomoron at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (Sp1Lf)
McConnell is a fraud. The only reason that stupid resolution will be allowed a vote in the Senate is because McConnell will allow it.
He could shitcan that thing if he wanted to. Reid would've.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (RqBBh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK8)
I just wish there were more of them.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (d8iVQ)
I feel about Hooters wings like ace feels about BWW wings. Their burgers are okay.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (bLhAC)
However, it does not bode well for us as a civilization that we seem to celebrate everything that is anti-natal, whether it is abortion, chopping off genitalia and declaring yourself the opposite sex, or vasectomies.
I don't mind birth control. I sort of do mind "Yay! Hooray for us! Isn't it great that we're not reproducing and here's another way to not reproduce!"
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (VpIIl)
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Um, no.
We're importing 100's of 1000's a year.
And they reproduce.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (bcbK8)
I just wish there were more of them.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (d8iVQ)
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They are getting harder to find because they are closing them. Their food and hiring practices QC had slipped pretty badly the last time I was in one, at least around here.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM
Pretty sure soy-boys don't produce any swimmers with enough energy to slip one past the goalie.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 02:55 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Dude at March 14, 2019 02:55 PM (hpbeA)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK8)
Prostatitis.
Like having an orgasm while simultaneously having your nuts crushed by a manhole cover.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (LL1Be)
There are men out there who pay good money for that. (And I'm only exaggerating a little.)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 02:55 PM (RD7QR)
There are guys in my family who have had the procedure, nd their wives
were happy about it, so I'm not going to criticize what was a personal
decision.
However, it does not bode well for us as a civilization that we seem
to celebrate everything that is anti-natal, whether it is abortion,
chopping off genitalia and declaring yourself the opposite sex, or
vasectomies.
I don't mind birth control. I sort of do mind "Yay! Hooray for us!
Isn't it great that we're not reproducing and here's another way to
not reproduce!"
Posted by: DonnaV. at March 14, 2019 02:54 PM (d6Ksn)
That's the point - it's a personal decision, not something you treat like a tailgater before the Super Bowl.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 02:55 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2019 02:55 PM (VpIIl)
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Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (pw+jk)
This just solidifies my resolve to stay far away.
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Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM (19UMA)
That's pretty gross. The night before is the real shitty night. Maybe it was 2 nights before?
Posted by: LASue at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (XROPS)
Gotta tie a good double surgeon's knot and hit those tag ends with a lighter!
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (BKUjK)
If someone gave me $1000 gift card to BWW, I would find the smelliest bunch of homeless people and give it to them. Why shouldn't they enjoy the fine dining.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (8XRCm)
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I'm listening.
Posted by: Brian "Snowball" Stelter at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (bcbK8)
Protip: Avoid coitus post-V as long as possible. The first time post is killer. In both a good and very bad way simultaneously.
Prostatitis.
Like having an orgasm while simultaneously having your nuts crushed by a manhole cover.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM
It wasn't my intent to have an orgasm but I got sucked into it.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (jYje5)
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (bcbK8)
Try the Puffy Taco.
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (BKUjK)
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 02:53 PM (PbpT7)
I can attest to this. 'Buffalo Wild wings busty' returns only pictures of big chicken wings covered in sauce.*
My search history is kind of different.
*To be fair, there are some hooter waitress pics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (ycWCI)
https://bit.ly/2JcGv7i
This is what AOC and her buddies would like to do to us all.
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 14, 2019 02:48 PM (JKNZq)
Link is password protected, but I imagine this is about the Vendee? That's one of the reasons I don't find Bastille Day to be anything to celebrate.
Posted by: josephistan at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (7HtZB)
It would probably prompt me to put a whole ribeye loin in a trash bag, take it out to the dumpster just before closing time as if it were trash, and then pull my car around and pick it up after closing to take home and eat free, stolen ribeyes all week.
Or something like that, not that I have thought about such things that specifically.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (gCzjH)
Posted by: Boots at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (e9omi)
We really need to encourage this. Sometimes Darwin needs a little boost.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (9OkQ7)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (BKUjK)
----
Dude.
Damn. I already sitting here all scrunched up with my legs crossed.
Sheesh.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (8XRCm)
I just wish there were more of them.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (d8iVQ)
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They are getting harder to find because they are closing them. Their food and hiring practices QC had slipped pretty badly the last time I was in one, at least around here.
Posted by: Calm Mentor
The food industry is tough, and chains that seemed profitable keep disappearing (Bennigans). And there are multiple places to get similar food at decent quality and price.
I don't understand why the Friendly's chain seems to be in trouble, at least in this area.
Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity at March 14, 2019 02:58 PM (6rX0K)
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Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (BKUjK)
For dessert, don't miss the little man in the banana boat. Just joking. We made that up, too.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 14, 2019 02:58 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 02:58 PM (RqBBh)
Pelosi: "Capture Kids When They're High in School"
Posted by: AOC at March 14, 2019 02:53 PM (+8Yuj)
Like in border patrol cages?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 02:58 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: m at March 14, 2019 02:58 PM (5AuVV)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (pw+jk)
whatever the hell you want. Congress can't even bind future congresses,
let alone this.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (I2dne)
It is just virtue signaling by the GOPe - "See? Orange Man Bad so we told him we would support him but only if he promised in the future to be Orange Man...Not-so-Bad."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Anotheranon at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (ss6yq)
And you thought I was just a fishing guide.
Seriously, ask Muldoon. He'll tell you. Cauterization is key.
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (BKUjK)
163 Someone needs to open a restaurant called 'Beavers' and serve a vagina centric menu.
mostly cupcakes.
Posted by: debra messing at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (sGtp+)
OT/PT: I think whole lotsa people had ace's reaction to the college admissions thing. I did. Have talked with two parents with kids waiting for their college decisions this week/next - they agree it comes off as a publicity stunt (a pathetic one) to rehabilitate the FBI/DOJ - whatever the real story.
After 2 minutes of Director Wray's little jaw-dropping performance following release of the (pathetic) IG report on the Clinton/State cover-up, er, "investigation", it was obvious that "out of touch" doesn't begin to describe the situation with these people.
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Posted by: BWW at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (ymnmz)
Decline also to eat at Buffalo Wild Wings. The local one has a "no evil handguns" sign on the door, which leads me to believe that it is managed by cucks and frequented by troublesome dindunuffins.
Not to mention that the place is too goddamned loud.
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (hgpSN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 14, 2019 02:51 PM (zBaqJ)
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run away oh oh
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (9OkQ7)
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I plan to start telling liberals that I'm so woke, and so ashamed of my toxic masculinity and my oppressive dick, that I took the step of having my penis fully removed and run through a food processor.
And that if they don't do the same, they're basically rapists.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity at March 14, 2019 03:00 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:00 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:00 PM (39g3+)
life ... finds a way.
Posted by: dr. wossname from jurassic park at March 14, 2019 03:00 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:00 PM (bcbK8)
Maybe Hillary! designed it.
Posted by: m at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (5AuVV)
And tacos
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:00 PM (39g3+)
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.... and roast beef sammiches.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: BWW at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (ymnmz)
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Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Paolo at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (BKUjK)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (37IEG)
Meanwhile, in Venezuela...
Weird how Venezuela is not a huge news story these days.
But that's our Future.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (RqBBh)
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Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM (1ISKN)
Run through food processor = juicing.
Juicing = De-cocks detox.
Two birds, one bone.
You win the patchouli bar soap, woke sir.
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM (hgpSN)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (pw+jk)"
So they removed the magazine, but there was still a bullet in the chamber?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Some Kid at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: LASue at March 14, 2019 02:56 PM (XROPS)
_______
No, it was the night before, and why it was so funny. I guess they we're able to share in each other's pain and be equally miserable, but it is gross. Of course, their wives were spending the night together somewhere else ...
Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM (19UMA)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM (gCzjH)
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I wonder how much of the fun day the husband spent thinking to himself, "Who has my wife been banging?"
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: CNN at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (8XRCm)
Factors were
Age
Education
Breedability.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (fcf/y)
https://bit.ly/2TI6Uhc
And yes, it's the article about the Vendee
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (BKUjK)
So they offered Trump a compromise, they would vote with the President on this national emergency but wanted promises he would not declare future national emergencies!
I mean.....
I can't even..
Posted by: John The Savage at March 14, 2019 02:39 PM (ZYXC3)
Give them that promise, then do as you would have anyway. It'd be funny to see their faces when someone lies to them for a change.
Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (1ISKN)
Weird how Venezuela is not a huge news story these days.
But that's our Future.
======
It'll pop back up again in about 10 days, cholera epidemic.
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (PNdnQ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (r+sAi)
They discovered "oil" in the water system yesterday when it came back on line!
Their economy is saved!
Now every home is an oil well!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (37IEG)
Not to mention that the place is too goddamned loud.
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (hgpSN)
...
It's a whole lot of money to pay for some chicken nuggets and overhyped sauces.
And three small carrots.
I have been exactly once.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (yL25O)
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Posted by: McLurkerson at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (Fy4Kl)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (pw+jk)"
So they removed the magazine, but there was still a bullet in the chamber?
Posted by: Broseidon
One hopes that no other "issues" arose? As in pointed questions?
Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (39g3+)"
Sorry Chris, this is your worst take ever. Hot Wings are an American institution.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (v0R5T)
Hair pie with a side order of thighs.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (LHT0w)
Their loud complaints notwithstanding, feminists do not want men to have authority over their own birth control. A man with a vasectomy is better equipped to avoid financial responsibility for an unfaithful woman's bastards. Feminists want women to have authority, and men to have responsibility.
Posted by: Anotheranon at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM
Good point. I never felt having the procedure was anything but empowering as a man. I had my children with the woman I loved and wished to deprive all other women of my essence.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Alex at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (vshng)
Posted by: Some Kid at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM
.....
She whacked off my pee pee too, son.
Posted by: Paolo at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (gCzjH)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (ymnmz)
'...with a little help from my friends'
Posted by: The Fab Four at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (BKUjK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (bcbK8)
Which then morphs into "who has my wife not been banging?"
Hot Wings are an American institution.
Hence, the marketing genius. Look at what they managed to accomplish with crap materials.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: PT Barnum at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (pVBQu)
Posted by: the mooslums at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (TQkR4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (bcbK8)
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Yes it is so happening.
Me and Steve are going to be publishing Ace's work in the opinion section of Bateworld. It's our new venture.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:01 PM (39g3+)
Of a piece with charging $5 for a cup of burnt coffee, or the classic "Rinse. Lather. Repeat." advice on shampoo, or the "put a whole box of baking soda in your refrigerator to absorb smells" campaign.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (9OkQ7)
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I wonder how much of the fun day the husband spent thinking to himself, "Who has my wife been banging?"
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (vg8iE)
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Time for a trip to the Doc's for a sperm motility check, with a possible side stop at the divorce attorney's after results are in.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (37IEG)
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It'll pop back up again in about 10 days, cholera epidemic.
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (PNdnQ)
Golden Corral's new ad campaign needs work, too.
Posted by: josephistan at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (7HtZB)
oh man I forgot about him. Those were sick-funny!
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (PbpT7)
Weird how Venezuela is not a huge news story these days.
But that's our Future.
======
It'll pop back up again in about 10 days, cholera epidemic.
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (PNdnQ)
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Page A16 of the New York Times.
No follow up stories.
"We covered it!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (XSSCs)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM
It had the thing that goes up.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (Sp1Lf)
Two Scoops has faced a basic choice since he was sworn in, and he won't decide.
It's also a devastating reflection on the electorate's indolence, ignorance, or irresponsibility. That the GOP can even consider this outrageous approach - and calculate that it's OK/good politics for them - instead of, finally, supporting incredibly basic things like security and the rule of law - is sickening.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Some Kid at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM (ymnmz)
Phrasing
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Stitches at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (yfmD0)
Thanks for the link on the transgender thread and I am sorry to learn that pediatrics is as fucked up as psychiatry and mental health when it comes to accepting politicization of medicine. Back in the 70s we did not have transgenderism (crossdressing, yes, lop it off...no) and we did not have self mutilation either (and all the absurdity that goes with it). I think of transgenderism as a form of severe self injury brought about by a psychotic depression, and that it should be treated as such, just as I believe anorexia is psychotic in nature (if you look in the mirror at 70lbs and see a hippo, you are psychotic, not influenced by social pressure). Most eating disorders spawned by "social pressure" resolve and I suspect socially created transgender issues will do the same if left to nature. Adolescence is hard work on the fringes, but when high school is over, so is most of the shit. For this reason the regional schools do us no favors.
Posted by: Cn at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (pw+jk)"
So they removed the magazine, but there was still a bullet in the chamber?
Posted by: Broseidon
My dad had it done. Ten years later along comes my sister.
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (bcbK8)
Also, no way do you want to travel to a restaurant to do that during recovery.
You want to sit in your own quiet comfortable chair and Not Move.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 14, 2019 03:07 PM (yL25O)
By 2100, humans will be living in the Ruins like rats.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 02:58 PM (RqBBh
We're just doing the whole decadence phase. When it weakens the civilization enough, barbarians will come.
There are always barbarians in every age.
Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 03:07 PM (J+mig)
https://www.monstersandcritics.com/smallscreen/
bob-menerys-2019-buffalo-wild-wings-commercials-watch-all-of-them/
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2019 03:07 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Alex at March 14, 2019 03:07 PM (vshng)
They discovered "oil" in the water system yesterday when it came back on line!
Their economy is saved!
Now every home is an oil well!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (37IEG)
.........
Think of the savings on heating and cooking, just light the faucet.
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:07 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Some Kid at March 14, 2019 03:02 PM (ymnmz)
Phrasing
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (OLCnA)
No, no....that's coming next
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:07 PM (bcbK8)
I sued to think vasectomies keep her from getting pregnant.
All it does is change the babies color.
Posted by: Captain Billy Kristol at March 14, 2019 03:07 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cn at March 14, 2019 03:07 PM (U7k5w)
"A friend of mine had a vasectomy but the doctor he and many others went
to did not take enough off the top. About three years later his wife is
freaking out because she is pregnant. That must have been a fun day for
them.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (pw+jk)"
So they removed the magazine, but there was still a bullet in the chamber?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic
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Well the doctor that did the V had a bunch of his patient's wives get preggars. He went to another guy and said cut off more than deeded.
We all still tease him that his youngest daughter looks an awful lot like the postman.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 03:07 PM (pw+jk)
Besides, wings are pretty cheap. It's much better marketing to sell pasta for 25-30 bucks a plate when the raw materials are, what, 8 bucks?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (oZ6kz)
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Yes, they managed to get a piece of chicken, which used to be given away in the grocery store because they couldn't sell them, priced upwards of $5.99/lb.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (RqBBh)
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I wanted to laugh at the commercial instead of being a scold----but ^^^ that's how I felt. "Don't have kids, it interferes with watching college basketball!!"
Posted by: Seems legit at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (LHT0w)
Concept: Bull on giant rotisserie, you pay the fee, you enter, you get a mug, there is a tap, mingle, pull flesh from slowly-rotating, fat-dripping beast. Dinner tribal-style.
No tables, no bills, no plates, no bullshit. Just a roasting bull, steak knives, hands, and likker.
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (hgpSN)
Posted by: Worc1 at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (+3Y8+)
Posted by: CRAFT BEER at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (hgpSN)
(That is an actual possibility at a traditional crawfish boil.)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (1ISKN)
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There's only one party.
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (pVBQu)
Keep talking like that, Ace, and you'll end up Catholic. {At least, once we get a real Pope.)
Read this to my wife and she just went off.
"Beyond soy."
"Maybe the pussy hats should get together for mass-ectomies."
Those were my favorite 2 lines, but it went for quite a while.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Alex at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (vshng)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (LHT0w)
Concept: Bull on giant rotisserie, you pay the fee, you enter, you get a mug, there is a tap, mingle, pull flesh from slowly-rotating, fat-dripping beast. Dinner tribal-style.
No tables, no bills, no plates, no bullshit. Just a roasting bull, steak knives, hands, and likker.
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (hgpSN)
Call it: Sparta
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (bcbK8)
Factors were
Age
Education
Breedability.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2019 03:03 PM (fcf/y)
Jesus, that could be a gold mine if they included pictures.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (RqBBh)
No tables, no bills, no plates, no bullshit. Just a roasting bull, steak knives, hands, and likker.
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (hgpSN)
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Denis Leary had a funny bit about that very exact same idea.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (AzW6q)
*(I assume that joke has been taken by now but I'm submitting it for regulatory compliance)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (39g3+)
...
It depends on whether you think perfectly crisped chicken skin is the best part of the chicken.
Because wings have a higher skin/meat ratio and I'm really not sure where this sentence is going to go on this blog but I have several guesses.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 14, 2019 03:10 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (LHT0w)
.......
What happens when shellfish is out of season?
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:10 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 14, 2019 03:10 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Sponge at March 14, 2019 03:10 PM (9gDA7)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:10 PM (LHT0w)
Back in the day you'd go to Applebees or TGI Fridays or whatever because you knew that the experience wasn't likely to suck too badly, while Joe-Bob's Diner was a total crapshoot.
Further, chains and franchises bring with them a certain amount of overhead and often pricey real estate, while Joe-Bob hires his relatives for cash.
Posted by: JEM at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (8erNz)
I previously mentioned the genius who burgled houses, then offered to sell the victim's stuff back to him.
Anyway, while he was in prison (as a returning letterman) he got conjugal visits with his wife every three months. Then she got pregnant, and Einstein was so pleased. He had been worried that he was sterile.
Now the happy couple had lived together for five years before he went up the river, and never used birth control. But now, taking a shot on goal four times a year, he scores. Sure.
Eventually the little lady told his mother that he wasn't the father, but asked her not to tell her son.
Which she didn't. For about 30 seconds.
These were truly the dumbest people I've ever known in my life.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (9OkQ7)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (37IEG)
"This is Sparta."
"Uhh...yes. I know. You do take reservations, don't you?"
"Kill yourself, helot." Click.
What am I thinking? Why would 'Sparta' even have a fucking phone? Or a receptionist to answer it?
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (hgpSN)
Posted by: PT Barnum at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (pVBQu)
HUH?
Posted by: CRAFT BEER at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (MAstk)
Hold our
Posted by: Big Breweries at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (LHT0w)
Gee Wally, I don't understand why they named this place after me.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:04 PM (LHT0w)
.......
What happens when shellfish is out of season?
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:10 PM (v0R5T)
Don't forget the tuna.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (ujg0T)
Ace could post, all day, such titles as I Think Women Would Look Cute With Goatees. Discuss.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (RqBBh)
[Scratches beard] Well, I guess it depends on the location, doesn't it?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: the Butcher at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (DIosY)
A fat, yellow thigh, small breast & a left wing.
Thrown into a van-shaped black box by two muscular dudes.
Posted by: JEM at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (8erNz)
Don, STOP talking about "Republicans". Frame everything accurately and honestly. Talk about those (in this example) opposing doing the most basic things to make sure our country has a border, has basic security, has rule of law. Name names. NOT parties.
If the GOP thwarts your agenda (and they're doing that, for the most part), then there is no incremental down-side to accepting that you're at war with them - you have little to lose.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (QDnY+)
I will one up this and say that it's BWW's response to the global warmening STOP HAVING KIDS FOR THE PLANET bullshit.
Posted by: Sponge at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (9gDA7)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (fRgt5)
mug, there is a tap, mingle, pull flesh from slowly-rotating,
fat-dripping beast. Dinner tribal-style.
No tables, no bills, no plates, no bullshit. Just a roasting bull, steak knives, hands, and likker.
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM
I approve of this concept.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (p+Wdc)
A friend of mine had a vasectomy but the doctor he and many others went to did not take enough off the top. About three years later his wife is freaking out because she is pregnant.
Yeah. The feminists might not be too pleased that the guy with the vasectomy can prove in court that the woman is lying.
In my case a three month later 'rub one out in this little bottle' and a quick check under a microscope proved the urologists handiwork.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (jYje5)
"This is Sparta."
"Uhh...yes. I know. You do take reservations, don't you?"
"Kill yourself, helot." Click.
What am I thinking? Why would 'Sparta' even have a fucking phone? Or a receptionist to answer it?
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (hgpSN)
God....and just imagine how the hot, fit women would dress there...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (bcbK8)
Dammit.
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (hgpSN)
Don't know about vasectomies, but I do know a guy that timed wisdom teeth extraction for them. Well he did twice, then he was out of teeth he could sacrifice.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Anotheranon
Guy in N. Mexico. Divorced wife. had vasectomy. Did not go near ex. She makes claim that she has kid, and that he is father. he calls BS. Court tells him: fuck of, you're on the hook. Never sees his kid. No one else does either.
She manages to stall on testing, gets more money. Is finally ordered to produce a kid, and gets arrested trying to kidnap a kid in the park OUTSIDE OF THE COURTHOUSE.
There was never any kid. He paid out over $20,000 dollars. The state said: fuck off.
Posted by: Marketing genius in search of the right opportunity at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (6rX0K)
have authority over their own birth control. A man with a vasectomy is
better equipped to avoid financial responsibility for an unfaithful
woman's bastards. Feminists want women to have authority, and men to
have responsibility.
Posted by: Anotheranon at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM
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I remember some stories about how affluent new York men were getting vasectomies to stop the gold diggers from paternity suits.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (pw+jk)
In the olden days, didnt the hospital send you home with your meds?
Or at least some meds?
They send you home with a piece of paper and make you go to CVS.
I hate going to CVS. It's filled with old people and young girls.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (RqBBh)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (oZ6kz)
Wicker
Rubio
Portman
Collins
Murkowski
Blount
Alexander
Toomey
Romney
Paul
Moran
Lee
Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 03:13 PM (nInlj)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:13 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Dr Spock at March 14, 2019 03:13 PM (QkjLD)
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If that's you, Cannibal Bob, you should know better than to sock the regulars
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:13 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 14, 2019 03:13 PM (H0VWd)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM (RqBBh)
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I don't have a goatee,yet but have some chest hair.
Posted by: Nanzi Palsi at March 14, 2019 03:14 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Nanzi Palsi at March 14, 2019 03:14 PM (pw+jk)
One more face lift and you WILL have a goatee.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM (9OkQ7)
Odds 99-to-1 it's joke, not woke.
Posted by: Alex at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM (vshng)
It is written.
Some heretics do not eat apple pie with cheddar on top. This is not as bad, but it is haram nonetheless.
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM (hgpSN)
I thought President Trump reversed his Syria decision to get something out of R cucks??
I guess not.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM (RqBBh)
Speaking of which, I am getting a like-new Eye-talian reproduction of a Winchester Yellow Boy (45 Colt), gonna do the paperwork Sunday. It's fun, first lever gun and first new caliber in a geologic age.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:13 PM (AzW6q)"
If you really love someone, you should set them free by coating them in vinegar, salt, and hot pepper extract.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (MAstk)
Can someone tell me the fook WHY the flags are at half staff YET AGAIN?
Did Nanzi's cat die or something?
The colors at half staff has lost all meaning.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (aWjrD)
Wicker
Rubio
Portman
Collins
Murkowski
Blount
Alexander
Toomey
Romney
Paul
Moran
Lee
Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 03:13 PM (nInlj)
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We all knew the GOPe would be against Trump more than the demofascists but I did not think they would be that against America.
Posted by: Nanzi Palsi at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (pw+jk)
That actually works, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:17 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at March 14, 2019 03:17 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
Can someone tell me the fook WHY the flags are at half staff YET AGAIN?
Did Nanzi's cat die or something?
The colors at half staff has lost all meaning.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (xPJvm)
Same problem here. Every few days, flags are down. I no longer care.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:17 PM (bcbK8)
There are SOOOO many fucks out there who's lives revolve around fantasy sports and gambling that I wouldn't put it past ANY of them to do whatever they could to avoid life for a period of time to focus on the dumbest shit possible.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 14, 2019 03:17 PM (9gDA7)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM
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[Scratches beard] Well, I guess it depends on the location, doesn't it?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM
Fascinating.
Posted by: Mirror Spock at March 14, 2019 03:17 PM (Sp1Lf)
Posted by: garrett at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (BKUjK)
It is written.
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (hgpSN)
What am I thinking? Why would 'Sparta' even have a fucking phone? Or a receptionist to answer it?
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (hgpSN)
God....and just imagine how the hot, fit women would dress there...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (bcbK
Doesn't matter what you order, you get a bowl of cows blood mixed with barley. Then they make you do 100 burpees or they kill you.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (ymnmz)
I don't have a goatee,yet but have some chest hair.
Posted by: Nanzi Palsi at March 14, 2019 03:14 PM (pw+jk)
One more face lift and you WILL have a goatee.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM (9OkQ7)
Got news for you. Nanzi's chest hair isn't actually chest hair. Those were pubes about 5 facelifts ago.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (jxbfJ)
12 GOP Senators who voted against Trump
Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 03:13 PM
I'd bet about 90% of those back-stabbers aren't up for reelection in 2020 either. I'd guess 100% off top of head and a quick look.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Nanzi Palsi at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (pw+jk)
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They have been my entire life. They hate us. They're just no longer trying to hide it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (oZ6kz)
"By His name! Women Goats are cute!"
--Muhammad Muhammed al'Mohammed
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (39g3+)
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Nope. I don't know anything but I'll bet you all I don't have that he's got money, real money, and she doesn't.
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (pVBQu)
VETO!
Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (MAstk)
Could only be better if emphasized with an axe.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (RD7QR)
Speaking of which, I am getting a like-new Eye-talian reproduction of a Winchester Yellow Boy (45 Colt), gonna do the paperwork Sunday. It's fun, first lever gun and first new caliber in a geologic age.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM (QDnY+)
Uberti? Or Beretta?
I have a Rossi in 44 Mag. Kicks hard, hits hard.
I'm sure you'll love yours.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK8)
65 The more liberal men who do this, the fewer liberal women will
have abortions, so I can't complain. Between that and neutering their
offspring via tranny-ideology, there could be a shortage of progs in 20
years or so.
Posted by: Boots at March 14, 2019 02:45 PM (e9omi)
We really need to encourage this. Sometimes Darwin needs a little boost.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 02:57 PM (9OkQ7)
That's why they want open borders. And why they hate home schooling. They're not reproducing so they need to import more kids and indoctrinate the kids of conservative parents.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 14, 2019 03:19 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 03:19 PM (bim/x)
I think I remember an episode of Laverne & Shirley when they dressed as boys. Shirley looked cute in her little beard.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:19 PM (RqBBh)
Ace could post, all day, such titles as I Think Women Would Look Cute With Goatees. Discuss.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:08 PM
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[Scratches beard] Well, I guess it depends on the location, doesn't it?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM
Fascinating.
Posted by: Mirror Spock at March 14, 2019 03:17 PM (Sp1Lf)
Been a while since the topic of fur, landing strip, or hardwood floors has come up.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 14, 2019 03:19 PM (jxbfJ)
Two Scoops has faced a basic choice since he was sworn in, and he won't decide.
It's also a devastating reflection on the electorate's indolence, ignorance, or irresponsibility. That the GOP can even consider this outrageous approach - and calculate that it's OK/good politics for them - instead of, finally, supporting incredibly basic things like security and the rule of law - is sickening.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:06 PM (QDnY+)
What was the WH supposed to do? Seriously Rhomboid, this is who he has to work with. Romney just got elected to the Senate , he's there for six years. What does he have to worry about? Money? No. Reelection? He'll be 78 years old, he won't run again, he'll go off into the Mormon sunset.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 03:19 PM (nInlj)
She told me to not spend my time any further in trying to change her mind.
So far I haven't (spent my time) but man-oh-man it is surely tempting!
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 14, 2019 03:19 PM (o7l6R)
Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (bim/x)
Posted by: Chris M at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (eAZVt)
What am I thinking? Why would 'Sparta' even have a fucking phone? Or a receptionist to answer it?
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:11 PM (hgpSN)
God....and just imagine how the hot, fit women would dress there...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (bcbK
Doesn't matter what you order, you get a bowl of cows blood mixed with barley. Then they make you do 100 burpees or they kill you.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (ymnmz)
That's why you don't order. You just go up to the cow, carve off meat, eat and drink.
At Sparta, if you ask someone to order for you, you deserved the burpess.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (bcbK8)
334 *checks for nood, then goes OT*
Can someone tell me the fook WHY the flags are at half staff YET AGAIN?
Did Nanzi's cat die or something?
The colors at half staff has lost all meaning.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (xPJvm)
Same problem here. Every few days, flags are down. I no longer care.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:17 PM (bcbK
It's lost all validity. It's almost a damned dishonor to honor someone who earned that considering we lower it now if someone has a bad hair day anywhere in the country.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (37IEG)
Read this and the equipment raisined.
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (hgpSN)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (oZ6kz
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Call BWW. You've discovered an instant, non-invasive digital vasectomy procedure.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (AzW6q)
The Left has gone full on socialist, and the Republican Establishment has decided it is a ruling aristocracy with no duty to represent the will of the governed.
We have no representation in government.
This country was founded on a cry of "no taxation without representation!".
This will not end well.
Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (J+mig)
VETO!
Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (MAstk)
Could only be better if emphasized with an axe.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:18 PM (RD7QR)
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Yep. I was thinking Braveheart.
Posted by: WisRich at March 14, 2019 03:21 PM (G0vdT)
*(I assume that joke has been taken by now but I'm submitting it for regulatory compliance)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 03:09 PM (fuK7c)
So you say it's a case of gelding the lily?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 14, 2019 03:21 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2019 03:21 PM (Cus5s)
Can someone tell me the fook WHY the flags are at half staff YET AGAIN?
Did Nanzi's cat die or something?
The colors at half staff has lost all meaning.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (xPJvm)
Senator Birch Bayh has passed. Responsible for the unspeakable abomination known as Title IX.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:21 PM (RD7QR)
So a healthy majority of the Senate is indifferent to massive criminality, chaos, public health problems, int'l drug cartel activities without which the opioid epidemic wouldn't exist, and the very existence of a border for the country.
And there will be zero political consequences.
Things are really looking good.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:21 PM (QDnY+)
That actually works, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (39g3+)
If the odors come from acidic foods, yes.
Think, though. How much of the baking soda is exposed to the air? Just the top layer, right? So instead of putting the whole box in there, you could just sprinkle a little on a dish and achieve the same result, except for goosing the sales of baking soda.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:21 PM (9OkQ7)
Allowing yourself to be killed: The original homosexual tell.
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:21 PM (hgpSN)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 14, 2019 03:22 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 03:22 PM (nInlj)
In the olden days, didnt the hospital send you home with your meds?
Or at least some meds?
They send you home with a piece of paper and make you go to CVS.
I hate going to CVS. It's filled with old people and young girls.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:12 PM (RqBBh)
Hey Aqualung
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:20 PM (MAstk)
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The moment they send it to him. It sounds like he can't wait for them to do this.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 03:22 PM (ffYR/)
VETO!
Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:16 PM (MAstk)
..........
I hope he starts making a habit out of this.
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:22 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 14, 2019 03:22 PM (RqBBh)
Posted by: Dr Spock at March 14, 2019 03:23 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 03:23 PM (fuK7c)
Allowing yourself to be killed: The original homosexual tell.
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:21 PM (hgpSN)
It's called 'The Alcibiades' maneuver.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK8)
Open Box
Shake Thoroughly
(Fine Print: Not necessarily in that order.)
Posted by: Arm and Hammer at March 14, 2019 03:23 PM (BKUjK)
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2019 03:24 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:24 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 02:59 PM (QDnY+)
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I am going to assume that these parents are upper-middle class, that their kids have applied to elite or semi-elite schools, and (above all) that said parents actually follow the news. (?)
The impact on people with no aspirations to a bachelor's degree or only to job-certification degrees at Bumfuck State U. is quite different.
To them, the story is not about the FBI at all. They don't know what particular agency caught these people.
It's all about our snobby ruling class and their elite pretensions.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2019 03:24 PM (Rxduq)
Yea
MUMR!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:24 PM (bcbK
Yes, BBW vasectomies and MUMR - truly, it is a sign
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 14, 2019 03:24 PM (37IEG)
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More interested in the sexual deviance of his son.
I wonder if they sit around and watch XXX gay porn together.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Dr Spock at March 14, 2019 03:23 PM (QkjLD)
The goat's action was unconstipational.
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (hgpSN)
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More interested in the sexual deviance of his son.
I wonder if they sit around and watch XXX gay porn together.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (vg8iE)
Come to BBW, boys!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:21 PM (RD7QR)
Isn't there a clause in the Constitution about how the government cannot award titles?
How is Title IX not one? It gives extraordinary powers to a specific party, outside the normal scope of the law.
Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:26 PM (hgpSN)
You don't reproduce -> you're a loser. You are declaring "I have substandard genes!".
Oh! It's going to be tough for the kids you sire?!!!!
Welcome to the idea of survival, sir. My offspring will at least have a place at the start.
Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2019 03:26 PM (vDqXW)
For those keeping score - you just saw the opening bid on number of GOP Senators willing to vote to remove Trump:
Quite a bit higher than many assumed.
Posted by: The Artist Formerly Known as SD at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (IdRpH)
If you have a Senator on that list --- remember that when they are up for re-election. Then ask yourself is it better to put them back in office knowing their treachery. Even if it means not casting a vote in that race, possibly giving the seat to the Dems. Because, at this stage -- is there a difference between them?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 14, 2019 03:27 PM (jxbfJ)
That aint the real MUMR.
The real MUMRs post are there.... then gone.
Thats probably Bannana Shits Guy. Still stalking the ettes.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 14, 2019 03:27 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 03:22 PM (nInlj)
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Yep, and used about 60 times since the 70's without a peep from Congress. Their freakout on this one issue just reconfirms who their real constituents are, and it ain't us.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 03:27 PM (ffYR/)
Well now he will have the chance to do it. Veto, and go on the offensive.
Surface amity is meaningless if critical national priorities, which also happen to be your agenda and the main reason you're in the WH, are openly snubbed by "your" party.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:27 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2019 03:27 PM (fcf/y)
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That makes 59. Mitch just needs 8 more.
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ha ha a proxy for impeachment
When's that Mueller report coming out *taps watch*
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:27 PM (JEsyg)
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:27 PM (hgpSN)
White people.
Everyone else is encouraged to keep shitting out more white demographic replacement tools.
Bonus points for miscegenation ads between white women and black men.
Posted by: AJP at March 14, 2019 03:28 PM (qzlMS)
Posted by: Dr Spock at March 14, 2019 03:23 PM (QkjLD)
..........
if more politicians behaved this way they might have better approval ratings
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T)
To them, the story is not about the FBI at all. They don't know what particular agency caught these people.
It's all about our snobby ruling class and their elite pretensions.
I'm in contact with more than two parents in the "waiting for acceptance letters" boat - it's basically everyone I know.
No one here is talking about the FBI aspect nor would they care a whit. It's all about the schools the testing etc etc
and we're upper middle class to rich, many who went to Ivies and similar
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 14, 2019 03:28 PM (Rarvo)
Two large explosions heard in Tel Aviv after rocket alert sirens rock the entire Dan Region, Iron Dome activated
Sounds like the arabs are trying to re-elect Netanyahu
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 03:29 PM (bim/x)
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PP markets more heavily to blacks than McDonald's does.
The government wants to replace us with imports.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:29 PM (AzW6q)
But this definitely won't satisfy the feminazis. They want nothing less than the full Lorena treatment.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 14, 2019 03:29 PM (VaN/j)
I wonder if they sit around and watch XXX gay porn together.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (vg8iE)
I don't care about his mincemeat son so much as his dickweed father was willing to put his opinion over the wishes of the state he represents and vote counter to the DOMA law in place and then go scurrying to MessDNC to jerk off about how he's evolved while they squeeee away while thinking "what a fucking tool".
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2019 03:29 PM (y7DUB)
In addition, an explosion was reported in the city of Or Yehudah near Tel Aviv.
The IDF confirmed that two rockets were fired at Gush Dan. One rocket was intercepted by the Iron Dome system. The remains of a rocket fell in northern Tel Aviv.
No casualties were reported.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 03:29 PM (bim/x)
"THIS VIDEO CONTAINS CONTENT FROM NFL WHO HAS BLOCKED IT FROM DISPLAY ON THIS WEBSITE OR APPLICATION."
Way to helpfully remind me why I use hooktube, Google.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:29 PM (xyung)
"Effective yesterday, Morris Dees' employment at the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) was terminated. As a civil rights organization, the SPLC is committed to ensuring that the conduct of our staff reflects the mission of the organization and the values we hope to instill in the world. When one of our own fails to meet those standards, no matter his or her role in the organization, we take it seriously and must take appropriate action.
"Today we announced a number of immediate, concrete next steps we're taking, including bringing in an outside organization to conduct a comprehensive assessment of our internal climate and workplace practices, to ensure that our talented staff is working in the environment that they deserve - one in which all voices are heard and all staff members are respected.
"The SPLC is deeply committed to having a workplace that reflects the values it espouses - truth, justice, equity and inclusion, and we believe the steps we have taken today reaffirm that commitment."
Posted by: Dr Spock at March 14, 2019 03:30 PM (QkjLD)
this just in: opportunistic cali lawyer files multi billion dollar lawsuit on behalf of class . . .
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:30 PM (pVBQu)
PP markets more heavily to blacks than McDonald's does.
The government wants to replace us with imports.
Cheaper, obedient, expendable.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 03:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 14, 2019 03:30 PM (jUVms)
You don't reproduce -> you're a loser. You are declaring "I have substandard genes!".
Oh! It's going to be tough for the kids you sire?!!!!
Welcome to the idea of survival, sir. My offspring will at least have a place at the start.
Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2019 03:26 PM (vDqXW)
They don't understand evolution they worship it without comprehension, just like all of the other pronouncements of their pretend-scientist priesthood. It makes them feel smart to be on the same side as "the experts", even if they don't have a f-ing clue how anything actually works.
Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 03:31 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:29 PM (AzW6q)
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Ha. The jokes on them. Those foreign models require a lot more upkeep than domestics.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:31 PM (xyung)
KKK Cars
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:31 PM (xyung)
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Yes, yes they do - ones who are used to socialism and crushing government control.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 03:31 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:31 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 14, 2019 03:30 PM (jUVms)
We permitted them to gain power and sustained them once they had it.
And by 'we', I mean AZ and UT
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:31 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 03:32 PM (oVJmc)
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Evolved = being blackmailed
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:32 PM (2Pu29)
For a while, Arm & Hammer was putting out boxes you could strip the cardboard from the sides, revealing these vents. But yeah, no reason to put an entire box in.
I mean, baking soda is cheap but still its a waste.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:33 PM (39g3+)
Bing shows ONE link to a story about Dees getting the axe.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 03:33 PM (oVJmc)
Cheaper, obedient, expendable.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 03:30 PM (oVJmc)
Not replacements. They are mercenaries. They are predominantly military age men drawn in for promises of free stuff. When the shit hits the fan, they will be told they have to fight to earn their freebs.
They know that soyboys and trigglypuffs don't make an army. This is how that circle gets squared.
Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 03:33 PM (J+mig)
Hell, I thought Morris Dees WAS the SPLC.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:33 PM (LHT0w)
I never liked that smarmy prick.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:33 PM (9OkQ7)
Yeah its a religious doctrine, its their creation myth, what it actually states and means is irrelevant to the true believer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2019 03:34 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:34 PM (pVBQu)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 14, 2019 03:34 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:34 PM (MAstk)
I never liked that smarmy prick.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:33 PM (9OkQ7)
He's no Morris Day
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:34 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:35 PM (xyung)
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100 million to prior president of mexico.
Sworn testimony in EL Chapo trial.
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:35 PM (JEsyg)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 14, 2019 03:30 PM (jUVms)
I still think the majority of voters were smarter than I was for voting for Cock Curious instead of those turds.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2019 03:35 PM (y7DUB)
But it is a reminder that Trump is a black swan, and at least on certain issues the country has a death wish, and time is not on Two Scoops' side.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:35 PM (QDnY+)
Quite a bit higher than many assumed.
Posted by: The Artist Formerly Known as SD at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (IdRpH)
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I'm afraid you're correct.
Posted by: WisRich at March 14, 2019 03:35 PM (G0vdT)
In fairness, Disco Duck was a pretty fun song.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:35 PM (xyung)
ooooh eeeeee oooooooh eeeeee oooooooh
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:35 PM (ymnmz)
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Might I be considered out of bounds to gently suggest their family members should be the ones to befall the horror that came to be for Bambi Larson, the 59-year old woman who was stalked then stabbed to death by a 24-year old illegal from Mexico, Carlos Carranza?
Until these congressmaggots experience the horrors happening all over the country, they could care less how many decent Americans lose their lives.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 14, 2019 03:35 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:36 PM (LHT0w)
Hell, I thought Morris Dees WAS the SPLC.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:33 PM (LHT0w)
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For a long time he was, as the Founder. Then he became a liability, so he had to take his hundreds of millions in salted away shakedown money and leave.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 03:36 PM (ffYR/)
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Veto proof, b*tches!
- Mitch McConnell
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:36 PM (xyung)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2019 03:34 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:37 PM (AzW6q)
Yahoo - The Senate voted 245 to 182 to block Trump's declaration of a national emergency.
They're smart not dumb like people say
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 03:37 PM (OLCnA)
Quite a bit higher than many assumed.
Posted by: The Artist Formerly Known as SD at March 14, 2019 03:25 PM (IdRpH)
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I'm afraid you're correct.
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This is going to be the nearest run thing since Waterloo. No telling how it will turn out.
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:37 PM (6ShNP)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mike S at March 14, 2019 03:37 PM (Gyg4r)
Decline.
Decline also to eat at Buffalo Wild Wings. The local one has a "no
evil handguns" sign on the door, which leads me to believe that it is
managed by cucks and frequented by troublesome dindunuffins.
Not to mention that the place is too goddamned loud.
They are the same chain that threw out policemen in 2013 because they had their sidearms:
Posted by: PHenry at March 14, 2019 03:37 PM (ETNOL)
Until these congressmaggots experience the horrors happening all over the country, they could care less how many decent Americans lose their lives.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun
Is there any idea why he attacked her?
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:36 PM (LHT0w)
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I can be immediately countered by watching some of those old Quiznos commercials.
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=cG042nkReBA
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 14, 2019 03:27 PM (jxbfJ)
Unfortuntely, as a poster noted upthread, most are not up for reelection until 2022 or 24.
Rubio 2022
Romney 2024
Lee 2022
Collins 2020
Murkowski 2022
Alexander 2020
Portman 2022
I don't have time right now to look up the rest . But it will be similar.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (nInlj)
Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:31 PM (QDnY+)
As previously mentioned, I have a different take. I think this thing strikes a blow against the increasing corruption, cronyism, and elitism that has infected the country. It also constitutes a blow against the two-tier justice system, one for them, one for us. It's a little like prosecuting Smollett for his race crime hoax; it's time for people to pay for their bad behavior, regardless of their station in life.
So, yeah, I'm all for going after these people. Ring 'em up, I say.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (9OkQ7)
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As I mentioned upthread, Mitch only needs 8 more.
If he can't whip those votes in time, watch for the RNSC to take a knee in 2020.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (AzW6q)
Hell, I thought Morris Dees WAS the SPLC.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:33 PM (LHT0w)
I thought they were talking about Morris Day.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (hLRSq)
Why? He retire, or what awful thing on top of 40 plus years awful things did Morris Dees do most recently?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2019 03:39 PM (AllCR)
Fucking cucks.
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:39 PM (MAstk)
Yahoo - The Senate voted 245 to 182 to block Trump's declaration of a national emergency.
They're smart not dumb like people say
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 03:37 PM
Damn that's a lot of Senators. Anyone have a list of the new states? I feel like Rip Van Winkle.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 03:39 PM (jYje5)
evil handguns" sign on the door, which leads me to believe that it is
managed by cucks and frequented by troublesome dindunuffins.
They are the same chain that threw out policemen in 2013 because they had their sidearms.
Posted by: PHenry at March 14, 2019 03:39 PM (ETNOL)
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Wait. Aren't there 2 senators per State?
Posted by: Autistic t.v. journalist at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (pGe/U)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:31 PM (QDnY+)
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But that's the thing.
It's NOT simply old-fashioned "class-envy."
It's the unmasking of pretensions --- of the fiction that our elite educational institutions are what they once (mostly) were.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (Rxduq)
Are you sure about that?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Burger Chef at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: vivi at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (Hx3Yn)
That's courage!
Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2019 03:41 PM (6d+tz)
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)
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Schumer continued..."god knows I'd never do that".
Posted by: WisRich at March 14, 2019 03:41 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM
I have heard of this practice. As a New Englander, it disturbs me.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 14, 2019 03:41 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (QDnY+)
I think the SPLC reeks of financial shenanigans too, but it has done for a long time. Why fire Dees now? Was he embezzling from them? Bopping secretaries? Or, horror of horrors, thinking about voting for Trump?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:41 PM (9OkQ7)
at the fecklessness of the Republican Party at a time when seriously
evil and malevolent people are gaining power.
Posted by: rickl at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (xjiRE)
Hopefully thats the chapter in the book right before the chapter that tells how the legacy Americans lost their shit and started hunting them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2019 03:41 PM (9Om/r)
I'm in for a donation. She must go. At least Collins voted for Kav.
Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:41 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:42 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:42 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 14, 2019 03:42 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: vivi at March 14, 2019 03:42 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Happyj at March 14, 2019 03:42 PM (L42xv)
Sorry, I can't boycott them twice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 03:42 PM (nPGq2)
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What's Sarah Palin up to these days?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 14, 2019 03:43 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:43 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:43 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Tony Robbins at March 14, 2019 03:43 PM (sZRzw)
Posted by: Seems legit at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2019 03:41 PM (9Om/r)
Yeah, no.
If non-Leftist people were going to start killing, they would have already started by now.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (bcbK8)
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Wait. Aren't there 2 senators per State?
Posted by: Autistic t.v. journalist at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (pGe/U)
Common Core math. 57 states multiplied by molluscs, then divided by rutabagas...
Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 14, 2019 03:43 PM (2LelM)
Posting on Facebook, according to my wife.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (9gDA7)
Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:43 PM (xyung)
Isn't Fat Tolerance supposed to be Unacceptable?
Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: SNOOP DOG at March 14, 2019 03:45 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Autistic t.v. journalist at March 14, 2019 03:45 PM (pGe/U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (Rxduq)
Agreed. It's also a look behind the curtain of how things get done in certain circles.
And in the best case, it may result in a move away from non-academic criteria (extra-curricular activities and other crap) to more objectively-based criteria (e.g., the SAT). Then all we have to do is tighten up security on SAT testing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:45 PM (9OkQ7)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:38 PM (QDnY+)
I think the SPLC reeks of financial shenanigans too, but it has done for a long time. Why fire Dees now? Was he embezzling from them? Bopping secretaries? Or, horror of horrors, thinking about voting for Trump?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
I'm sure he's still running things in the background
Posted by: Jean at March 14, 2019 03:45 PM (6d+tz)
Posted by: Lemongrab at March 14, 2019 03:45 PM (2Pu29)
Posted by: vivi at March 14, 2019 03:45 PM (11H2y)
Sorry, I can't boycott them twice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 03:42 PM (nPGq2)
In Texas, they had a "no guns allowed" sign that was not legally binding in any way, shape or form, so it wasn't like you COULDN'T CC a weapon.....you just knew that if they saw you, the manager could ask you to leave.
Posted by: Sponge at March 14, 2019 03:46 PM (9gDA7)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2019 03:46 PM (m45I2)
It's not even good failure theater it's #OrangeManBad horseshit.
Posted by: DaveA at March 14, 2019 03:46 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 14, 2019 03:46 PM (2LelM)
It's now 2 years since a true outsider was elected president, largely on his clear and sensible positions about restoring a border, rule of law, and common sense and security with regard to immigration/migration.
Nearly bupkis has been done - outside that president's policy and executive authority - to address these critical interests. Things are much, much worse at the border than when Trump was sworn in. For a number of reasons, all of which are known and all of which Congress refuses to take action on. (some critical issues *were not even raised by the WH* in the talks over the approps package than ended the partial shut-down).
This resolution/vote is a brazen F U to the WH, and to the electorate. Even as things spiral ever downward at the "border".
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:46 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2019 03:46 PM (m45I2)
That one hurts both ways
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 14, 2019 03:46 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:41 PM (9OkQ7)
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There are quite few pending lawsuits against the SPLC. This seems like their attempt to throw him overboard so the sharks will be satisfied for a little while as they can point to how much they are mending their ways.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (ffYR/)
****
They'll never find anyone as insufferable as him! Although I have heard they're checking out some vegan bicycle enthusiasts
Posted by: Autistic t.v. journalist at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (pGe/U)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (Rxduq)
That pretension is a lot of how Lefty academia manages to keep its stranglehold. This is very damaging to their credibility, or would be, if we had a party of fighters that would use this as a pretext to pass laws reforming the academy.
Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
So, it was unsafe?
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: Roy at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (xqdqQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (xPJvm)
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Why yes. Yes it is.
Posted by: Your Betters in Congreff at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (9THak)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:48 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 02:43 PM (dT2km)
Proof, if proof were needed, that roundball is not a sport.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 03:48 PM (nPGq2)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 14, 2019 03:42 PM (RD7QR
It's just more virtue signaling. "See? We told Orange man Bad he was bad. So there!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 14, 2019 03:48 PM (hLRSq)
Sources say that AG Barr pushed out andrew weisman of mueller team, and vetoed any indictment of trump jr or kushner
Posted by: Jonah at March 14, 2019 03:48 PM (OIiAB)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2019 03:48 PM (m45I2)
https://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=85611
Can we now have a new version of Stripes?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 03:48 PM (dT2km)
Sort of a metaphor for America!
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:48 PM (QDnY+)
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Make them lead by example and cover the bankruptcy of their hospitals, the militarization of their police force, and the utter gutting of their Public Schools. Show us how to embrace primitive illiterates and maintain any fucking standards.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 14, 2019 03:48 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Jonah at March 14, 2019 03:49 PM (OIiAB)
I'm glad the d-bag is gone but who replaces him?
****
They'll never find anyone as insufferable as him! Although I have heard they're checking out some vegan bicycle enthusiasts
Posted by: Autistic t.v. journalist at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (pGe/U)
I'm in!
Posted by: Ultimate Crossfit Bro at March 14, 2019 03:49 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:43 PM (xyung)
The restaurant or chubby chicks?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 03:49 PM (OLCnA)
But, then it can be vetoed, too.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 03:49 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 14, 2019 03:49 PM (AM1GF)
....
I will take a victory in SCOTUS over the Senate any day.
We will win this one.
Posted by: HA at March 14, 2019 03:49 PM (MAstk)
I never liked that smarmy prick.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:33 PM (9OkQ7)
He's no Morris Day
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He's no Morris the Cat
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 14, 2019 03:49 PM (vg8iE)
So tedious...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 03:50 PM (oh/Sd)
Posted by: Jonah at March 14, 2019 03:49 PM (OIiAB)
Oh I am sure you can say more? LOL
Let it rip
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 03:50 PM (bim/x)
If non-Leftist people were going to start killing, they would have already started by now.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (UnA8+)"
...
That's what the left is counting on, but we're looking at a pretty unique situation in terms of a population that knows what they intend and is armed in a manner unlike any population in recorded history.
I would agree with what was stated around here a couple of months ago - to the left, violence is a dial. To the right, it's a binary switch. The threshold is very high, but the results will be biblical.
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 14, 2019 03:50 PM (eAshZ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 03:50 PM (dT2km)
Between vasectomies, abortions and parents misgendering their 3 year
olds there are more and more barriers on a sperm cell's journey to join
an ovum and reach adulthood.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2019 03:48 PM (m45I2)
That list used to be lots shorter -- with just marriage listed on it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 14, 2019 03:50 PM (jxbfJ)
Yes, that's why I write on the computer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:51 PM (39g3+)
*******
In Soviet Russia safe cracks you.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2019 03:51 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 14, 2019 03:51 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 14, 2019 03:49 PM (OLCnA)
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That was the joke. I went to the restaurant once and was unimpressed.
Were there not marital repercussions I'd be willing to try a proportionate and charming BBW if she possessed even a passing interest in sex.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:51 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Jonah at March 14, 2019 03:51 PM (OIiAB)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 03:47 PM (ffYR/)
I thought about that, but lean against it, for several reasons.
First, canning Dees won't save them from the litigation. It was the organization that was at fault, and it still exists.
Second, the notification is so peremptory. It sounds like a straight-up firing for cause. They could have just announced Dees's departure to "spend time with his family, or some such," but this press release sounds like he just unceremoniously got the boot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:51 PM (9OkQ7)
So, it was unsafe?
No word on whether or not he was a coyote
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:50 PM (39g3+)
Witnesses have come forward stating they thought they heard a "Beep! Beep!" just prior to the burglar's unsafe safe handling.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 14, 2019 03:51 PM (jxbfJ)
Yes, that's why I write on the computer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:51 PM (39g3+)
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My rewrites are more in depth if I do drafts by hand.
It's to force myself to work harder on the writing.
So, ultimately worth it, I think, but I just won't stop bitching about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 03:52 PM (oh/Sd)
Posted by: Zod at March 14, 2019 03:15 PM
I have heard of this practice. As a New Englander, it disturbs me.
The gun lobbyist in Thank You for Smoking had cheese on his apple pie and a little American flag.
I assumed it was satire. Who puts cheese on pie?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 03:52 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 03:44 PM (UnA8+)
Relax, my minority pal. I thought that way too, once. But the fact is that the American conservative is profoundly a social creature. They (generally) don't go off like a lone cowboy or ronin- ironic, considering their heritage. With a strong cultural figure like Donald Trump at the helm, they're willing to wait for a cue. By contrast, when they lack a leadership figure, events like Oklahoma City happen. The President knows this, and it's why he has been extraordinarily patient.
Judgement is coming, one way or the next.
Posted by: trev006 at March 14, 2019 03:52 PM (fPLS0)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 03:52 PM (LL1Be)
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They going to charge the homeowner for not bolting it down?
Posted by: Autistic t.v. journalist at March 14, 2019 03:53 PM (pGe/U)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 02:52 PM
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Do you have a newsletter I could subscribe to?
Posted by: Jolo at March 14, 2019 03:53 PM (WrMOC)
My rewrites are more in depth if I do drafts by hand.
It's to force myself to work harder on the writing.
So, ultimately worth it, I think, but I just won't stop bitching about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 03:52 PM (oh/Sd)
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You should do them all in that elaborate Spencerian (IIRC) style* so that they'll be more memorable when you hit it big.
* I think you need a dedicated writing table just for your arm movements, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:53 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Tater Seltzer at March 14, 2019 03:53 PM (vtcmf)
I assumed it was satire. Who puts cheese on pie?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 03:52 PM (fuK7c)
Cheese on apple pie is a thing. Try it.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:54 PM (ymnmz)
idk if the Dems run zombie Lazar Kaganovich against him.
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 14, 2019 03:54 PM (ismre)
That's okay. I won't remember which of the 12 bastards voted against Trump by 2020 so I'll just take revenge on my states token (R) Senator. New game, new rules.
Get it together, or get out.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 03:54 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:54 PM (xyung)
And it's a boring and complicated thing, but an interesting indicator of dysfunction and almost certainly brewing morale problems, that ICE and the BP are now feuding over who serves legal papers on detained illegals.
O-care confirmed it's not really a country any more, just lots of people living near each other. Millions and millions remain devastated by O-care (exclusively the self-sufficient and productive, BTW), yet ....... not *even* crickets. Much less action by Congress, including a "GOP controlled" Congress.
The border disaster - apart from the drug crisis - doesn't directly materially affect that many people, in the next 48 hours - so it doesn't exist.
Illegals who shouldn't be here murdering cops gets about 48 hours in the news cycle now, a Trump tweet, emotional press conferences by sheriffs, bagpipes, motorcades, blah blah blah ..... uh, what? Oh yeah, a cop killed.
In certain key respects, "it's dead, Jim".
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:55 PM (QDnY+)
Uniparty First, Foremost and Always.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 03:55 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Autistic t.v. journalist at March 14, 2019 03:55 PM (pGe/U)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 03:55 PM (1ISKN)
“Effective yesterday, Morris Dees’ employment at the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) was terminated. As a civil rights organization, the SPLC is committed to ensuring that the conduct of our staff reflects the mission of the organization and the values we hope to instill in the world. When one of our own fails to meet those standards, no matter his or her role in the organization, we take it seriously and must take appropriate action.
“Today we announced a number of immediate, concrete next steps we’re taking, including bringing in an outside organization to conduct a comprehensive assessment of our internal climate and workplace practices, to ensure that our talented staff is working in the environment that they deserve – one in which all voices are heard and all staff members are respected.
“The SPLC is deeply committed to having a workplace that reflects the values it espouses – truth, justice, equity and inclusion, and we believe the steps we have taken today reaffirm that commitment.”
Sounds like someone colored outside the lines...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 14, 2019 03:55 PM (AM1GF)
Reached by telephone, Dees said the matter involved a personnel issue. He said the Southern Poverty Law Center is a wonderful organization, and he wishes it luck.
Diddling the help, sounds like. Pretty impressive for an 83 year old, if true.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (9OkQ7)
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Consider that stolen. Or socialized, I guess.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (dT2km)
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WUT?
Do you eat it or drink it? How much buttermilk in the glass how much cornbread -- what's the ratio?
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (6ShNP)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 03:52 PM (LL1Be)
Because we have jobs and taking over the Senate and evicting them and cutting their throats and setting the world back on it's axis would take to long
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (bim/x)
Cheese on apple pie is a thing. Try it.
***
Yeah no. That's asking for it
Posted by: Autistic t.v. journalist at March 14, 2019 03:55 PM (pGe/U)
Warm apple pie and a nice room temperature sharp cheddar.......go on you know you want to.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (ymnmz)
* I think you need a dedicated writing table just for your arm movements, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:53 PM (xyung)
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Sure, if I never want to finish a draft ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (oh/Sd)
One of my favorite snacks is cornbread in a glass of buttermilk. I will not criticize anyone for cheese on pie
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WUT?
Do you eat it or drink it? How much buttermilk in the glass how much cornbread -- what's the ratio?
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (6ShNP)
Send me the newsletter please.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: DaveA at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (ptqGC)
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He is one deeply twisted individual. If you read up on his "social" life.
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (PNdnQ)
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (v0R5T)
Warm apple pie and a nice room temperature sharp cheddar.......go on you know you want to.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
As long as I can have ice cream the way the prophet intended; the Allah mode.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (6rX0K)
Second, the notification is so peremptory. It sounds like a straight-up firing for cause. They could have just announced Dees's departure to "spend time with his family, or some such," but this press release sounds like he just unceremoniously got the boot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:51 PM (9OkQ7)
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Good point. He may have finally done something so over the top and egregious that it was too much even for the SPLC. It's not like the media would report on it if he did.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (ffYR/)
so ... no swamp buggy racing, then?
Posted by: dr. wossname from jurassic park at March 14, 2019 03:58 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (6ShNP)
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Yes, although I like a spoon to start.
Usually it's just whatever leftover cornbread we have and fill the glass up to just below that level. It's probably similar to how people would eat cereal.
Plain milk works, too, but buttermilk is the best.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:58 PM (xyung)
In which I disagree with Ace!!!!
And agree with Kevin Williamson!!??!!?!?!?!?!
After reading KW's article about Lawrence Wright's book "explaining" Texas-
I have to agree with KW.
Lawrence Wright's book is exactly what you'd expect from a talentless soiboy with a Rich Daddy, who writes for a New York audience.
He's basically Ann Richards without the bouffant but with saggier tits. The kind of "I just live in Texas but I'm not really Texan Not really Texan who can't wait to shit all over his state to confirm the extreme parochialism of his New York masters and mistresses.
Lawrence Wright, the Yellow Cuck of Texas.
If you read one Kevin Williamson article this year, read this one. He gets it right.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 14, 2019 03:58 PM (CRRq9)
Sounds like someone
SPLC will put you on the Hate List for that.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 03:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (PNdnQ)
I don't know anything about it. Got a link?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 03:58 PM (9OkQ7)
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Consider that stolen. Or socialized, I guess.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (xyung)
It's not plagiarism, it's literary redistribution.
Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 03:58 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 14, 2019 03:59 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 03:59 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2019 03:59 PM (m45I2)
Usually it's just whatever leftover cornbread we have and fill the
glass up to just below that level. It's probably similar to how people
would eat cereal.
Plain milk works, too, but buttermilk is the best.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:58 PM (xyung)
I was eating rice pudding the other day and was thinking , what if Corn Bread Pudding?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:59 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 03:59 PM (xyung)
Communism is the only thing those miscreants are deeply committed to.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 14, 2019 04:00 PM (vtcmf)
cutting their throats and setting the world back on it's axis would take
to long
Yes. There is that.
Good points.
I gotta get rid of this stupid job.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 04:00 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2019 04:00 PM (dT2km)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 14, 2019 03:58 PM (CRRq9)
A stopped clock is still right twice a day.
Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 04:00 PM (J+mig)
He's got 60+ million working voters - that used to count for something.
Posted by: DaveA at March 14, 2019 04:00 PM (FhXTo)
I guess Ace was serious about taking a break. Good for him.
Still, this thread.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (ptqGC)
The whole cheese apple pie thing is creepy, I agree.
Posted by: Someguy at March 14, 2019 04:00 PM (hJHKc)
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (v0R5T)
You KNOW how Kamala Sutra Harris voted. Which way would hurt America more? That's the way she always votes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 04:01 PM (9OkQ7)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:59 PM (ymnmz)
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I rarely do it with fresh out of the oven cornbread because butter exists, but - if you're not making dressing for a big meal - it's one of the best uses for day-old cornbread that I'm aware of.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Look upon my twerks, ye mighty. And despair. at March 14, 2019 04:01 PM (xyung)
Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 04:00 PM (J+mig)
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But unlike Williamson, the clock is just stuck. It's not being a disingenuous, raging hypocrite when it gets something right.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 04:01 PM (AzW6q)
A stopped clock is still right twice a day.
____
That's why I use a 24 hour clock. So it's only right once a day.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 04:01 PM (1ISKN)
you mean you don't actually know how people eat cereal?
Posted by: Anachronda at March 14, 2019 04:01 PM (sGtp+)
Usually it's just whatever leftover cornbread we have and fill the glass up to just below that level. It's probably similar to how people would eat cereal.
Plain milk works, too, but buttermilk is the best.
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Behold my works ye mighty . . . and despair
For the simple pleasures in life outstrip my works by far.
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 04:02 PM (2Pu29)
It means that's all they needed.
Trump can veto this. He probably will. And Congress will vote to override the veto. They've shown they probably have enough in the Senate. Does the House? Unlikely, but is it impossible? No.
I think this is a warning shot that they, including the GOP, will impeach him. They'll call it one thing or another, but they'll impeach him because they are 100% determined to get their New American underclass.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 04:02 PM (oVJmc)
Oh, and since you mentioned courts. The judicial coup continues, and expands. Specifically in all areas related to immigration and sovereignty.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 04:02 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 14, 2019 04:00 PM (vtcmf)
Ultimately, it's about self-flattery and power fantasies. Communism just sells that in ways that, if you turn off your brain and ignore some obvious consequences of various actions, can be made to sound somewhat moral.
Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 04:02 PM (J+mig)
It's what dreams are made of.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 04:02 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 04:02 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 03:55 PM (QDnY+)
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Yep.
The Seattle City Council banned the word "citizen," remember?
We are now simply "residents" in the eyes of the ruling class, sharing the same status as babies, slaves, and....cockroaches.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 14, 2019 04:03 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Little Lupe at March 14, 2019 04:03 PM (vtcmf)
Of course, that's never going to happen...
Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 04:04 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 04:05 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2019 04:05 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 03:57 PM (PNdnQ)
I don't know anything about it. Got a link?
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*scratches head* its been a couple months
I'll have to dig around a while.
Ugly divorce.
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 04:05 PM (2Pu29)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 14, 2019 04:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: mikeyG at March 14, 2019 04:05 PM (LL1Be)
I like Trumps poll numbers a lot more then the Senates. Only something like 300% higher for Trump. Those old fools.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 04:05 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 14, 2019 03:52 PM
Sharp cheddar and apple pie is a serious thing. Vermont, back when it was Republican, passed a non-enforceable law recommending that it always be served that way.
I know. Vermont. In thrall to Big Cheese. I blame the Cabots.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 14, 2019 04:05 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 04:06 PM (JEsyg)
Somalis raped my daughter, but they came here legallyyyy
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 14, 2019 04:06 PM (ismre)
Of course, that's never going to happen...
Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 04:04 PM (UnA8+)
Ban Federal Employees Unions on the grounds that the financially interested party - the taxpayer - is unrepresented in contrast negotiations.
Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 04:06 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 04:07 PM (1ISKN)
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I thought "contrast negotiations" were called urban re-districting.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2019 04:07 PM (AzW6q)
https://www.zianet.com/web/dees1.htm
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 04:06 PM
Jungle fever? First guess.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 04:08 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 04:08 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 14, 2019 04:08 PM (m45I2)
But noted for future reference.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 04:08 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 03:05 PM (39g3+)
Except it's not crap materials. Nothing wrong with chicken wings. They have skin, meat and bones, just like any other cut of the chicken, and they are an ideal snack food, because you can hold the end in one hand and convey all that delicious sauce to your mouth.
Wrong would be chicken pancreases.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 04:08 PM (nPGq2)
Just don't question AIPAC, cause that would be Hate Speeeeech
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 14, 2019 04:08 PM (ismre)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 04:08 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2019 04:07 PM (1ISKN)
The taxpayer union used to be called the Republican Party. We need a new one.
Posted by: Cato, Possibly a Deep One? at March 14, 2019 04:09 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 04:09 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
homecookin' flame war...hmmmm.
Posted by: AosHQ programming dept. at March 14, 2019 04:10 PM (6rX0K)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 04:01 PM (9OkQ7)
......
I'd send her a nasty email but she would probably respond with a dinner invitation and request for donations.
Posted by: wth at March 14, 2019 04:10 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2019 04:09 PM (QDnY+)
Some states abided, some are trying to find ways to ignore/circumvent it.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 04:10 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2019 03:10 PM (LHT0w)
In Canada, we order "NDP chicken". It's all left wings and assholes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 04:12 PM (nPGq2)
After a lengthy conversation, during which Morris had taken his socks off, he announced, "Alright, I'll tell you girls my answer when I get my socks on." After taking an inordinate amount of time putting his socks on, he got up, walked around behind them, put an arm on each girl, and ceremoniously stated, "I tell you this day, July 3, 1978, I, Morris Dees, can't live without either one of you."
When it comes to socks, I defer to Kenny Rogers... ''you got to know when to hold 'em know when to fold 'em know when to walk away and know when to run.''
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 14, 2019 04:13 PM (jYje5)
Posted by: Hikaru at March 14, 2019 04:10 PM (UnA8+)
Just like affirmative action in admissions here in CA. Prop. 209 banned discrimination on the basis of race, sex, or ethnicity.
But the effing University of California devised cute ways to get around that, by taking into consideration "extracurricular" activities (e.g., gang membership) and the "circumstances the applicant has had to overcome."
Upshot: absolutely nothing changed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 04:14 PM (9OkQ7)
Let's all bow down and worship almighty GDPeeee
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 14, 2019 04:14 PM (ismre)
We used to make cereal out of leftover cornbread, some milk and sugar and you're good to go
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2019 04:15 PM (39g3+)
Leftover cornbread?
I've never heard of that.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 14, 2019 04:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 04:06 PM
Jungle fever? First guess.
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the excerpts from the appellate brief of the divorce are legit - that aint nothing at all. No sir.
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 04:17 PM (9THak)
Interesting reading the pearl clutching.
Fuck all I see concerning RECTIFYING any of it.
Must be too much fun squeaking.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 14, 2019 04:17 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 04:17 PM (9THak)
Posted by: vivi at March 14, 2019 03:40 PM (11H2y)
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Bofa? Their both just NUTS!
Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2019 04:21 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: simplemind at March 14, 2019 04:06 PM (JEsyg)
Thanks.
Yow.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2019 04:23 PM (9OkQ7)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 14, 2019 03:56 PM (ymnmz)
The blend of the sweet and the savory is greater than the sum of its parts. A pretty basic principle in cooking.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2019 04:36 PM (nPGq2)
Sally Smith got fired at least a year ago after they lost a proxy fight against an activist investor. I think the new CEO is a dude
Posted by: Scanner Dan at March 14, 2019 04:45 PM (LsMOF)
Posted by: timactual at March 14, 2019 04:47 PM (pPXFf)
First, is there a quota? If so, what is it?
Second, if there is a quota, and it isn't being met, can we just arrest a random number of women (HS/college age) and force them into STEM fields to make the quota (and if they don't want to, that's just too damn bad)?
Third, why this intense obsession with having girls in STEM fields, as opposed to having the best boys and girls out there who WANT to go into STEM? Yeah, I know, individuality is dead in this country, but humor me.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at March 14, 2019 07:22 PM (Dhzw9)
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